Some of them were pretty good, like ahrimans voice
#40k-lore-chat
fallen plaza
dusk patrol
I don’t think mostly they did a bad job especially for a comedy series
storm jungle
idk who Ahriman's VA in TTS is but hes way better than most book narrators
dusk patrol
But yeah some standouts were really good
storm jungle
if you actually make his dialogue serious he legit is pretty intimdating, the Fury of Magnus trailer for that was great
then Magnus starts talking and uh yeah lol
dusk patrol
Unfortunately, they were in TTS
dusk patrol
Imagine how fucked they would have been if Shaw had a chin strap
storm jungle
Honestly knowing Maggie he prob had that planned since the first time he saw his goofy ass helmet
such a good fucking scene
dusk patrol
You know what’s funny, based off how he got the helmet
He literally based his whole outfit around it
storm jungle
ikr its great
also saying "they were just following orders" to a holocaust survivor is some peak Charles Moment 
fucking decrepit moron
dusk patrol
He was uh, still learning
storm jungle
True true
queen laurel
also saying "they were just following orders" to a **holocaust survivor** is som...
good thing he wears that helmet because if I was a psychic I would have forced him to relive that moment in his life every time he did something bad
dusk patrol
His best charisma feat before that was failing to rizz some women at bars when he could read minds and looked like James McAvoy
opaque coyote
if you actually make his dialogue serious he legit is pretty intimdating, the Fu...
Ahriman does genuinely sound venomous. Like he's desperate and angry.
As for Magnus, I like Zegram's voice for him better than the original cinematic trailer. Idk it just fits him for me.
Heresy IK
Also
storm jungle
Its an aussie cunt so its not too bad
storm jungle
the fact that they attacked Fenris 3 times in lore is fucking peak
dusk patrol
Well no one ever said he wasn’t a hypocrite
opaque coyote
Well no one ever said he wasn’t a hypocrite
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
storm jungle
the first invasion was also pretty much a Home Alone plot
"oh no the companies arent here, we gotta defend our home"
queen laurel
Its an aussie cunt so its not too bad
Aussie Cunt, why does that remind me of a certain warhammer loretuber
dusk patrol
I like how Ahrimans outfit origin is he liked Amons drip so he just stole it after he turned him to dust
queen laurel
ah I'm probably just thinking of someone else not at all a bad person
storm jungle
opaque coyote
ah I'm probably just thinking of someone else not at all a bad person
Surely somebody who also hasn't spread misinformation
dusk patrol
I always try to get the accent straight so I can ask them if they’re the other and piss them off
queen laurel
or norweigan, oops
don't worry you can disrespect him he's arch
storm jungle
lol true
queen laurel
he doesn't deserve any respect
queen laurel
I wish I had gotten on the woke culture bandwagon
i don't need you to be even more like an imperial fist than you are now
storm jungle
storm jungle
no one should be compared to an Imperial Fist fan
storm jungle
dusk patrol
I reee in binaric
queen laurel
no one should be compared to an Imperial Fist fan
storm jungle
LOL
storm jungle
^
dusk patrol
Just cringe
celest dome
or norweigan, oops
Meh, both are as bad each other
storm jungle
like hes just a slop content creator that doesnt harm anyone, hes whatever
queen laurel
But he’s super harmless
Yeah it's just that a lot of the things he spouts on about is cringe
dusk patrol
He does have some occasional good scoops once in a blue moon
storm jungle
Lmao
queen laurel
my trinity of the slop still stands
dusk patrol
Sometimes he asks for two or three
storm jungle
God
dusk patrol
Ugh that fucking hair
storm jungle
WHY ARE YOU POSTNG THAT IMAGE
storm jungle
dusk patrol
Same with Wes, he’s cringe but honestly if he just lost the hair I feel like I could tolerate him more
queen laurel
it's like you need to be like that to be a boring lore tuber
fallen plaza
my trinity of the slop still stands
Slop trinity
queen laurel
<:whatthefuck_heresy:1049724444207239168>
like come on you see the pattern, beard head shape
storm jungle
Same with Wes, he’s cringe but honestly if he just lost the hair I feel like I c...
Wes' content ironically isnt that bad either
queen laurel
it's uncanny man
storm jungle
Ian has me spoiled unfortunately
dusk patrol
Yeah he’s mostly not bad or wrong his lore
fallen plaza
I prefer brickys non 40k stuff
queen laurel
Ian has me spoiled unfortunately
wishing for the day he finally covers AOS lore
dusk patrol
That I’ve seen at least
storm jungle
I prefer brickys non 40k stuff
wdym
do you not like him not stfu'ing about his merch for 10m
go check out his 40k porn on patreon bro
queen laurel
go check out his 40k porn on patreon bro
dusk patrol
Majorkill got that “5’9” is basically 6’ right?” Build
A 5’10-11” man has never been born
Only 6’
thorn zenith
go check out his 40k porn on patreon bro
his WHAT?!
storm jungle
yeah he advertises it constantly
hold on
id legit be embarrased to pay for these tbh
fallen plaza
Anyone in this server wants to mention if they’ve bought these?
If so dill over here will give you a nice shout out and announce it across the server
Preferably, you show a pic of yourself with the poster too
storm jungle
queen laurel
If i was forced to say the most racist thing or buy one of this i would choose to say the most racist thing
My god these are bad
rocky gale
Is the one in the bottom middle a Sexy Skaven Sororitas?
rocky gale
glad sinew
what the fu~
thorn zenith
lemme guess, the freaky stuff are locked in patreon
storm jungle
dusk patrol
As I said
Every single fucking one
Every content creator on the internet is trying to funnel you into their NSFW art patron
storm jungle
Every single fucking one
I dread the Iron Hands episode and that one's ""exclusive"" patreon art
queen laurel
<:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
and you were suprised we made that spider bot joke
this fan base is full of deviants
storm jungle
also thats the annoying thing tbh, he makes so much money from his patreon due to this slop
it actually pisses me off
dusk patrol
I dread the Iron Hands episode and that one's ""exclusive"" patreon art
Probably just Seven of Nine with an augmetic hand
storm jungle
wait nvm he already did one
queen laurel
it actually pisses me off
This is the same fan base that argues about space marine woman on the daily by the way
dusk patrol
I wouldn’t hate it as much if I was making that money
storm jungle
I wouldn’t hate it as much if I was making that money
pretty much this
he sits on his ass and talks with a moron across him that does NPC reactions
and makes a fortune lol
meanwhile im busting my ass every day at work, what a life
queen laurel
$200 for a whole lot of yapping and porn?
This guy is the greatest scammer in the world
dusk patrol
Tbf at least it seems the benefits cap at 15 a month
Easy way to find out whose a loser on their discord too
Man idk how I’d even feel about that, I don’t get how streamers can resist not calling people losers who donate a shitton of money to them
shell mason
hey ya'll
storm jungle
Most just act like morons and get a shit ton of money, the others are so famous even when you call them literal parasites/scum of the earth they'll think you are joking
literal underhive scum-freak btw ^
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/xqc-xqc-wot-xqcow-gif-26504210
terrorist attack reaction video
dusk patrol
And he was like, you could understand him back then
It doesn’t make sense
How is he more popular now that he’s less coherent
queen laurel
And he was like, you could understand him back then
then his speech became even more like an ork as time went on
constant noises and growling
queen laurel
I just woke up
if you woke up then why would you go on this place
this place is literally constant funny talks
shell mason
my discord is perm opened on my computer and leave on this chat sometimes
dusk patrol
Lmk when your mom walks by so I can post my number
queen laurel
my discord is perm opened on my computer and leave on this chat sometimes
You soft shelled runt
why did you think that was a good idea
queen laurel
hey, don't talk about your ma like that
i'm talking about you you numerical galapagos sized tortoise fuck
now deal with it because you're the one who opened the chat
dusk patrol
Now kith
shell mason
i'm talking about you you numerical galapagos sized tortoise fuck
I didnt open shit
last time i check this chat was deader than a worm on hot concrete
shell mason
nerd
sour hornet
shell mason
Tfw this mfer did an Iron Hands look and didn’t use the augmetic arm
imagine being a iron hand without a iron hand
dusk patrol
Too ornamented too but whatever
storm jungle
Tfw this mfer did an Iron Hands look and didn’t use the augmetic arm
Not gonna lie
actually wait
shell mason
hey he flashy but not toflashy
storm jungle
you can get augmetic hands right.....
shell mason
you *can* get augmetic hands right.....
"i dont know" - spongebob
queen laurel
Too ornamented too but whatever
are they one of those space marines chapters that don't like to show off
dusk patrol
Hopefully they’ll add more for cosmetics later on with other limbs and stuff
storm jungle
Lmaooo i was gonna fucking say, this game messing up something like that would be on brand.
dusk patrol
are they one of those space marines chapters that don't like to show off
This is about as crazy as they get
shell mason
i mean
dusk patrol
Or this
queen laurel
This is about as crazy as they get
And I think the coloring on my armor is bland these guys are about as tactical as you can get
shell mason
we dont have a krieg or catachan hw for darktide
storm jungle
This is about as crazy as they get
Why wont that cunt lewis jones RELEASE THAT ONE ARM-SURGERY ARTWORK INSTEAD OF A SHITTY TWO-PAGE THINGY
dusk patrol
Why wont that cunt lewis jones **RELEASE THAT ONE ARM-SURGERY ARTWORK** INSTEAD ...
It’s painful
shell mason
so it would be on brand
dusk patrol
One day
sour hornet
Hopefully they’ll add more for cosmetics later on with other limbs and stuff
I need my Mk VI helmet.
For my proper Raven Guard cosplay
dusk patrol
storm jungle
god it just hurts me
shell mason
ngl
sour hornet
Beakie supremacy
dusk patrol
The funny thing is both the black armored first founding chapters don’t like to use a lot of ornamentation
shell mason
that pic goes hard af
dusk patrol
Lewis Jones doesn’t miss
storm jungle
i legit might get like, a professional artist friend of mine to edit this
dusk patrol
I was very happy to learn he did an IH piece for First Founding
shell mason
witchfinder has irl friends is crazy
dusk patrol
They fit his style perfectly
storm jungle
He makes great work with like
dusk patrol
i legit might get like, a professional artist friend of mine to edit this
Lmk if you do
storm jungle
adding needless horror shit to everything
everything in this picture is disgusting
i love it
queen laurel
adding needless horror shit to everything
i love when they make the image grim dark as hell
dusk patrol
Idk how I feel about the Iron Hands of all chapters letting a dude using a biting stick
But it’s a great scene
storm jungle
It deffo adds to it i think
feels like something they'd give him like Starship Troopers
"Bite on this son. Trust me, I know."
queen laurel
Idk how I feel about the Iron Hands of all chapters letting a dude using a bitin...
do they think of you as a weak guy by not being able to endure the pain because of a biting stick
sour hornet
Idk how I feel about the Iron Hands of all chapters letting a dude using a bitin...
Bro wants him to suffer extra?
storm jungle
honestly yeah but again it kinda fits
dusk patrol
do they think of you as a weak guy by not being able to endure the pain because ...
It’s just that their training up to that point is extremely tough way beyond a surgery without anesthesia
All marines stuff is
It’s just kinda funny, this is by far the easiest part of this guys life so far frankly
dusk patrol
Yeah he adds a renaissance aspect to a lot of his stuff
queen laurel
It’s just that their training up to that point is extremely tough way beyond a s...
they're the ones that servotorized a planets defense force because they were strong right
storm jungle
LMAO WHAT
dusk patrol
Idk, sounds like something they might do
storm jungle
yeah i was gonna say
dusk patrol
I haven’t heard that though
queen laurel
hold on
storm jungle
that is deffo up there with Scythes' "Shes fine breeding stock" 💀
dusk patrol
They do have Auxilia which are basically Skitarii
Who act as guards for their ships and sometimes fight with them in combat
sour hornet
they're the ones that servotorized a planets defense force because they were str...
Yeah that was wild.
dusk patrol
Iron hands lore blurbs are funny cause it goes from like “Iron Captain sacrifices himself to draw Fulgrim away from evacuating civilians and guard” to “Threatened to blow up a planet if they don’t give them tithes of aspirants and gear”
storm jungle
My favorite was them massacring an entire planet because they didnt give them recruits when in reality it was due to them being raided by dark eldar
so by the end they are just standing amidst a destroyed hive city
and are like
"WE DID IT BROTHERS"
"WE SAVED THE PLANET"
dusk patrol
Wasn’t useful anymore anyways
storm jungle
💀
dusk patrol
Free combat training too
They also will raid black ships which pass through for potential aspirants which sounds like a lovely time for everyone involved
queen laurel
It’s just that their training up to that point is extremely tough way beyond a s...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3R7oyM7w5Jo?feature=share talking about this guy
don't know how much of it is true
but if it's real then
storm jungle
Its true
sour hornet
LMAO WHAT
Iron Hands and (supporting elements) are fighting on an agri-world and ruin the world after an embittered defense, and the IH are like: "The planet was lost, but you put up a statistically effective defense. You have earned commendation." Turns to Tech-Priest "Turn them all into servitors."
storm jungle
this guy always cites from actual sources
oh wait nvm he literally name-drops the novel lol
queen laurel
this guy always cites from actual sources
damn
sour hornet
Crazy shit honestly.
storm jungle
Iron Hands and (supporting elements) are fighting on an agri-world and ruin the ...
LOL
yeah pretty much
RTS-ahh logic
queen laurel
oh wait nvm he literally name-drops the novel lol
yeah so i was like you didn't know about this Dils
storm jungle
I dont follow the guy because he just makes slop content
sourced slop content, but still slop content
queen laurel
I dont follow the guy because he just makes slop content
yeah i stumble into him from time to time
dusk patrol
Yeah they probably became Medusan Auxiliaries, I’d have to check the story
storm jungle
"DID YOU KNOW [insert generic badass moment memed to death here]"
dusk patrol
Not servitors but basically Skitarii
queen laurel
Not servitors but basically Skitarii
is that any better?
dusk patrol
Well they’re still people
sour hornet
there it is
dusk patrol
They’ll kick your ass, with math
dusk patrol
queen laurel
ah the Neva enough dakka way
dusk patrol
“It’s still technically suppressing fire if your firepower suppresses the enemies right to life.”
queen laurel
i can just imagine the fucking battlefield clogged the air with bullets rockets and missiles when they fight the bad moonz
dusk patrol
i can just imagine the fucking battlefield clogged the air with bullets rockets ...
The description of the 13th BC invasion of Medusa is on the verge of that
queen laurel
sour hornet
“It’s still technically suppressing fire if your firepower suppresses the enemie...
Yoooo
queen laurel
there we go bigger
queen laurel
but mine has no stupid mid-2000's codex border
and mine has an actual gun pointed at your skull
sour hornet
Blood angels?
sour hornet
but mine has no stupid mid-2000's codex border
I use light mode so it blends perfectly.
queen laurel
I use light mode so it blends perfectly.
of course the Miquella simp is on light mode
storm jungle
I use light mode so it blends perfectly.
you should explode, NOW
dusk patrol
“Yew woodnt av believed it, dis zoogin humie ad iz arm ripped clean off, n e’ just kept krumpin gitz. Wuz sp-…spe….wuz a roight good time it wuz.”
sour hornet
Being called a Miquella simp and I'm not even on the Elden Ring server 😭
(it's true)
sour hornet
Blessed be the path that Kindly Miquella sets upon. May his journey be swift, and free from obtrusion.
🗣️
dusk patrol
You know I never even noticed but that art above doesn’t have a power maul
It’s an Omnissian axe
dusk patrol
I’ve always thought it was a power maul
dusk patrol
actually wait thats official i think
Yeah it is
storm jungle
queen laurel
stop simping for that stupid bitch!
he ain't even a bitch because that bastard is a guy
dusk patrol
Need more power mauls
sour hornet
he ain't even a bitch because that bastard is a guy
He is gentle and kind and deserves the world!!!
dusk patrol
I haven’t played Elden ring so idk how degenerate we’re even being here
queen laurel
He is gentle and kind and deserves the world!!!
he Miquallested one of his brothers, and when that brother died he used his body to shove the soul of another brother he plans to marry
queen laurel
God forbid a boy do anything.
If That's your definition of kind then my definition of a loving hug is a punch directed to the throat
sour hornet
He was cooking w/ his plan, all we had to do was trust him.
Mogh was an evil, blood-cult running villain anyway.
queen laurel
Mogh was an evil, blood-cult running villain anyway.
OK what about Radahn
Because of that funny little fight the entirety of Caelid is now a radioactive wasteland
sour hornet
To be fair, he thought Malenia would clutch it.
I mean, "Undefeated Swordswoman" implies you're pretty skilled.
queen laurel
I mean, "Undefeated Swordswoman" implies you're pretty skilled.
I think the title of undefeated is nothing compared to the guy who can literally stop the movement of stars just by his presence
sour hornet
I mean, you wouldn't know it till you tried it, right?
Radahn wasn't supposed to have hands like he did.
queen laurel
Radahn wasn't supposed to have hands like he did.
why do you think someone who had the title of something along the lines of the Scourge of Stars wouldn't have hands
if anything that guy is type of guy ready for any type of smoke
sour hornet
Also, he was exerting himself to stop the constellations, he doesn't naturally have star-stopping aura.
dusk patrol
ah the Neva enough dakka way
‘Enough Firepower’ is more than is required, but less than wasting the Omnissiah’s gifts. And there is never a moment where the Omnissiah could waste firepower.
‘Enough firepower’ is not a state of being, it is a state of striving. It is not a goal to achieve but an ideal to emulate.
And that is why you are weak.
queen laurel
`‘Enough Firepower’ is more than is required, but less than wasting the Omnissia...
funny how the supposed rather emotionless even for a space marine space marines shares the philosophy of one of the most goofiest races in warhammer
sour hornet
why do you think someone who had the title of something along the lines of the S...
Fair... but Malenia was clutching up to that point. And Radahn was supposed to die a warriors death so he would go along and be Miquella's consort. So the fight was meant to be tough, but not 'Caelid gets nuked' tough.
dusk patrol
funny how the supposed rather emotionless even for a space marine space marines ...
‘Shock and Awe’ speaks for itself
paper haven
"An' that's why yous a git"
wintry scarab
SM2 Spoiler? ||Maybe im just a sadist but i hope we get full on executions for the cultists.||
queen laurel
Fair... but Malenia was clutching up to that point. And Radahn was supposed to d...
yes but i feel like joe the farmer who was just minding his business in caelid suddenly feeling isotope 20 radiation eating his skin and his family wouldn't appreciate the argument
dusk patrol
SM2 Spoiler? ||Maybe im just a sadist but i hope we get full on executions for t...
There will be, but it’ll be like the gaunts probably
spring cairn
malenia looses control because of her ego she does the same when you fight her
dusk patrol
Very brief
sour hornet
yes but i feel like joe the farmer who was just minding his business in caelid s...
I don't think Joe the farmer is appreciating anything anymore.
wintry scarab
There will be, but it’ll be like the gaunts probably
Just hope its more than just one animation like in the old game. I wanna see some space marine vs human hand to hand. If you can call it that lol
queen laurel
I don't think Joe the farmer is appreciating anything anymore.
He's probably alive and angry because you know death isn't really a thing in the lands between
sour hornet
Alive? Probably. Angry? I don't know if he has the synapses left to feel anger.
dusk patrol
Just hope its more than just one animation like in the old game. I wanna see som...
Probably have a couple yeah, I’ve noticed that mostly the executions mix up well
spring cairn
joe got drafted to fight in the shattering anyway
dusk patrol
Based off gameplay
fallen plaza
SM2 Spoiler? ||Maybe im just a sadist but i hope we get full on executions for t...
Dreg gunners!
dusk patrol
They have enough where to didn’t get repetitive it seems
shell mason
MFER YOU PLAY AS A FUCKING MONKEY, HOW DIVERSE CAN YOU GET FROM THAT
Swear to god this generation is cooked
green loom
The game devs are apparently very sexist
Like even by Chinese games Industry standards
shell mason
It's called black Myth: Wukong
green loom
I know
shell mason
Pretty sure if you did that alot of people would be pissed at you for doing it
dusk patrol
It’s also an issue I’ve only seen Screenrant bring up for the game, idk if it’s true but SR does a lot of click bait bullshit
shell mason
its true
like dead ass
was a huge fan of them when i younger and there was alot of click bait content back then
green loom
I mean the company is apparently really bad lol
spring cairn
Like even by Chinese games Industry standards
how
green loom
The wukong devs I mean
spring cairn
they're like number 1 in that department
dusk patrol
Idk if it’s the or not but screen rant being the main force behind it doesn’t make me belief it much
dusk patrol
Worked though obviously. Here we are.
shell mason
wym?
shell mason
I mean did it tho?
dusk patrol
That review will probably get more views than any of the others
green loom
they're like number 1 in that department
The devs apparently have said that "we make games for masculine men, not sissies and women"
shell mason
Yeah but heres the kicker
spring cairn
The devs apparently have said that "we make games for masculine men, not sissies...
what
shell mason
I didn't look up shit
shell mason
Ik how the money game works for them
dusk patrol
It doesn’t matter, the point is the controversy will draw views
shell mason
the views don't really help if their not a reliable source
spring cairn
they're trying to steal the morons from hard working anti-woke youtube grifters !!!
shell mason
yee
shell mason
we will see
dusk patrol
“Woke games journalists cries about inclusivity in Chinese game!”
dusk patrol
green loom
Chess is woke
spring cairn
chess is a dead game
shell mason
https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930
tell the cat to gfis
spring cairn
no update in years
shell mason
youd think that
spring cairn
when is the next rotation i want a skin for my pawns
green loom
Le WOKISME
shell mason
when is the next rotation i want a skin for my pawns
darktide chess?
spring cairn
any game chess
pondering gettin sins of a solar empire 2
looks good but no campaign yet it's gonna be a dlc
shell mason
fr?
spring cairn
yeah they said that a year ago
rn it's only sandbox and multiplayer
so it's def still good solo i think
you can generate a 100+ planet system with 10 AI in it i think, excluding minor factions
shell mason
like the one game ssethtzeentach played?
spring cairn
idk got his vids recommended to me but they all had degenerate thumbnails so i can't be arsed
shell mason
lowkey funny
green loom
It's just le standard edgy humour
The heroes of might and magic video was kinda peak though
sour hornet
when is the next rotation i want a skin for my pawns
Next Thursday, come back on the 27th.
💀
shell mason
Next Thursday, come back on the 27th.
dawg why your pfp a guy just showed and immediately died
sour hornet
dawg why your pfp a guy just showed and immediately died
wdym?
sour hornet
yeah
shell mason
shit tragic
sour hornet
It's a public safety devil hunter killing himself, which I honestly find quite relatable.
shell mason
how?
outer wave
https://youtu.be/E7IkG763-88 @crystal forum They got some closed beta footage out on this channel if you're interested
fallen plaza
Im very happy now that as i play more, i encounter less bad players
Back when i was new in verm, very bad players were much more rare in my servers, they were more annoying ones than awful ones. At least in my memory
outer wave
Good, listening to the latest fantasy lore video from Ad Ric
plush mason
looks good but no campaign yet it's gonna be a dlc
so they will actually have a campaign?
sins rebellion didnt so i wasnt expecting 2 to have one ether
spring cairn
dlc yes
plush mason
has any other sins title had a campaign?
only played rebellion and now 2
well if i read the wiki right, 2's campaign will be the first sins with one
queen laurel
how are we today
Looking for violent ways to wage war on my head so good
plush mason
ngl im not sure how much value a narrative campaign will add to sins 2
queen laurel
and make rts's 10 times easier to get into
Yeah but if total war told me anything is that people will play sandbox and build a super empire delete the save and do it all over again
plush mason
yup
spring cairn
warhammer 3 has a good campaign tutorial
plush mason
thats the whole point of sins as well
queen laurel
Yeah that does make sense
A tutorial campaign could definitely make people get into the game easier
spring cairn
- for sins campaign could mean anything
maybe it's a map like immortal empire for total war
maybe it's a big narrative idk
plush mason
if the campaign sets up the mythical 4th faction yeah it will be big
queen laurel
What's the most orky faction in sins 2
In that barely any diplomacy just straight up war
plush mason
the vasari loyalists
queen laurel
And brute forcing your way in the galaxy
plush mason
i love it
queen laurel
the vasari loyalists
Are they humans or are they giant aliens
viral halo
I loved sins 1 years ago
spring cairn
it's sins 1 but it looks good and better quality of life
arctic talon
Yeah
plush mason
its sins rebellion but better in every way
its been a flat improvement across the board
spring cairn
a little thought for the poor sods who playtested it on epic for a year or so
queen laurel
they are aliens
They look like a bunch of violent nerds that don't even have the brute strength of the orks
Are they literally the most violent?
spring cairn
they're very violent
queen laurel
Oh well i will take my chances
And wait for them to add a full on tyranid fleet or something
plush mason
well they are a race on the run, their whole story is they got their asses beat by another empire and came running into human space and just started attacking the trade order
queen laurel
well they are a race on the run, their whole story is they got their asses beat ...
As of right now there is no obligatory space locust faction right
You know Zerg Tyranids
Stuff like that
plush mason
As of right now there is no obligatory space locust faction right
yup. but they are coming
spring cairn
there's 2 sub faction per faction mind you
plush mason
ofc the loyalists vasari play like that rn
spring cairn
and they have different ideology
plush mason
the loyalists just want to strip mine everything and move on as they always have and the rebels want to join the humans and make a stand
queen laurel
I need some more monstrous factions than what the vasari look like
spring cairn
i don't think we'll get "beasts" or monsters
wouldn't fit sins's aesthetics much tbh
queen laurel
wouldn't fit sins's aesthetics much tbh
Honestly just give me a brute alien species that's like large and physically strong and we're good
plush mason
whatever the harbingers are the trailer made them seem hella unknowable
queen laurel
Did sins one have something like that
spring cairn
no
queen laurel
Shit
plush mason
just a blanket of silence falling over the worlds
queen laurel
I cannot pick the most violent looking race
spring cairn
will the harbingers even be the 4th faction you think
spring cairn
oh ok
they're what the vasari are running from so how hard will they get nerfed for gameplay
plush mason
likely a lot
spring cairn
we know nothing about their looks so far right ?
queen laurel
they're what the vasari are running from so how hard will they get nerfed for ga...
They seem to be very violent at least
I might wait
plush mason
nope, the trailer teased them with just a black cloud in space with the explosions of ships and orbital structures being barely visible in it
queen laurel
Wait does the game only have three factions
The humans the psychic little shits and the technofuckers
plush mason
6 in total, 3 main faction and 2 subs that you play as
plush mason
the 4th will likely also have 2
the TLDR of the 2 sub factions is one wants to keep doing what they have been since the war started and the other wants to do something different
spring cairn
no ETA for any of the stuff listed for the prenium edition ?
plush mason
nope
spring cairn
wouldn't recommend anyone getting it then
plush mason
same
queen laurel
the TLDR of the 2 sub factions is one wants to keep doing what they have been si...
Okay so we have basically for the vasari more violent tau versus their version of the enclave
spring cairn
base game si a good pick tho
plush mason
Okay so we have basically for the vasari more violent tau versus their version o...
yup
spring cairn
Okay so we have basically for the vasari more violent tau versus their version o...
vasari are more like elves
innate sense of superiority
queen laurel
yup
I also just cannot stress this enough these motherfuckers look straight up like auxiliary species utilize mainly by ethereals or some shit
plush mason
for the TEC they ether want to turtle up and outlast everyone or go full attack mode
spring cairn
religious
queen laurel
What's their schtick
queen laurel
religious
Oh the religious fanatics lovely
We have religious fanatics trade empires and a war mongering advance one
plush mason
the advent are a little different, both factions want the same thing still but one thinks their faith is corrupted and the other is still behind it full sale
spring cairn
yeah as nameless said that's the subfaction archetype in sins
1 progressive, 1 conservative
queen laurel
Hmm I see
spring cairn
even the 4th faction might very well follow this design
queen laurel
even the 4th faction might very well follow this design
Are the Advent humans
spring cairn
yes
queen laurel
they use implants to enable their powers
God forbid someone gets superpowers they immediately use augments
plush mason
they use to be part of the old trade order, they got exiled for their crimes
they came back shortly after the TEC was formed to fight the vasari
with tech way more advanced than they have any right to have
queen laurel
with tech way more advanced than they have any right to have
But the Vasari beat them in that category right
plush mason
i have long believed the 4th faction uplifted them to do their biding and thats the "corruption" the rebel advent are talking about
plush mason
But the Vasari beat them in that category right
yes
their FTL tech is still the best
as is their weapons tech
queen laurel
I see
queen laurel
yes
And do the human characters have something like indominable human spirit or something
I feel like trading versus super weapons and psychic powers wouldn't stack up well
plush mason
they actually hard counter the advent in a way, their main weapon is missiles that bypass shields and the advent are all about shields, that is counter balanced by them also having the strongest point defense guns in the game
plush mason
And do the human characters have something like indominable human spirit or some...
that and the highest health pools in the game
and 2 starbases per planet if loyalist
queen laurel
that and the highest health pools in the game
So they have the rugged construction of being old as a leather boot but being as tough as one
plush mason
a single starbase once fully upgraded can solo a 1k+ fleet
normally you can only have 1 in a planet's gravity well, having 2 is a massive boon
once the TEC get's their research and economy going they can being next to unstopable
queen laurel
once the TEC get's their research and economy going they can being next to unsto...
Is the game like super complicated from a strategy point of view or can i turn off my brain while playing it
plush mason
its an "RT4X" so its not as complex as something like stellaris but not something you can just mindlessly zerg at least not in the early/mid game
late game can easily become just a mindless zerg rush though
queen laurel
its an "RT4X" so its not as complex as something like stellaris but not somethin...
Yeah it looked too Stellaris for me
Good thing it's not
My simple iron jaw brain would explode
plush mason
TEC loyalists is the goto faction for new players
simple to understand faction mechanics and easy to set up for the late game
queen laurel
TEC loyalists is the goto faction for new players
Is the vasari the glass cannon
plush mason
very much
plush mason
yeah
queen laurel
Use your abilities wisely kind of group
plush mason
exactly
plush mason
yup
plush mason
the modding community for sins is big
and 2 has been made with that in mind thankfully
queen laurel
and 2 has been made with that in mind thankfully
There's no warhammer mods it seems
I must wait then
shell mason
lol
plush mason
watching the adric podcast about the fantasy elves, and Bricky learning just how much of the fantasy elves just got ported 1:1 to 40k with the eldar is funny as hell
arctic talon
The Craftworld Eldar are like WHFB elves but more racist
and worship Khaine
and the whole aspect thing ig
plush mason
they worship literally the same gods
arctic talon
They don't worship the dead ones really outside of some niche groups
plush mason
just with different names in a few cases
arctic talon
so its just really fucking Khaine left lol
arctic talon
Khaine and Isha are the 2 living ones
that get any level of common worship
Morai-Heg is the only dead one we've seen get worshiped
arctic talon
sort of?
she's like about prophecy in both
though in 40k's case her prophecy is actually coming true
storm jungle
Morai Heg isnt in fantasy
also WHF elven gods are like
20+
the Eldar got like 5-6 known ones because lazy fucking writers
queen laurel
also WHF elven gods are like
And only like what three matter
queen laurel
If being generous maybe 5
storm jungle
40k eldar got squat
arctic talon
pretty sure she is
plush mason
Morai Heg isnt in fantasy
i swear i thought she was
storm jungle
WAIT SHE IS
I think i mixed it with another one
Cegorach is a 40k invention i know that one
plush mason
yeah
arctic talon
Cegorach is original to 40k yeah
queen laurel
I think i mixed it with another one
Wrong again warden this time i'm taking your strawberry shake privileges
arctic talon
Khaine isn't even worshipped by the High Elves
in WHFB lol
mostly because
its fucking Khaine
storm jungle
Unless you're a psychopath
also I love how in fantasy
other races can worship elven gods
worshipping khaine makes your hands bleed
LOL
arctic talon
storm jungle
unlimited period 💀
arctic talon
he is called the bloody handed god of murder
plush mason
the high elves dont worship the underworld gods iirc, only appease them
arctic talon
yeah
storm jungle
Yeah uh
queen laurel
Wait what happened to the phoenix king
arctic talon
CWE straight up worship Khaine lol
storm jungle
its like a greek gods angle
queen laurel
That's like the beginning character for high elves in total war
arctic talon
or at least the aspect shrines do
queen laurel
Did he die or something that
storm jungle
They got 20 "Good" gods and 20 "bad" gods
green loom
Wait what happened to the phoenix king
He tried bedding a daemonette
storm jungle
That's like the beginning character for high elves in total war
He doesnt have a miniature
queen laurel
What was his zoging name again
storm jungle
Finubar the Seafarer
green loom
Tyrion is just a prince I think
storm jungle
yeah Tyrion is not a leader of the race
arctic talon
I think the most commonly referenced Eldar gods in 40k are like, Isha, Vaul, Khaine, Cegorach and Morai-Heg lol
storm jungle
hes just a high-esteemed military general man
storm jungle
I think the most commonly referenced Eldar gods in 40k are like, Isha, Vaul, Kha...
yeah thats all there is
lmao
arctic talon
Vaul is only really relevant talking about war machines
Isha is isha
Khaine is Khaine
plush mason
Tyrion is just a prince I think
and the secret love of the everqueen
arctic talon
Morai-Heg because she had the funny prophecy about Ynead
and also because her fingers are the croneswords
green loom
and the secret love of the everqueen
Smh he's not Morathi
queen laurel
yeah Tyrion is not a leader of the race
Okay then who was the phoenix king of the elves
arctic talon
Finubar the Seafarer
this guy
plush mason
Smh he's not Morathi
oh i know, its why he never admitted to it, given the everqueen had to be married to the phoenix king
queen laurel
I literally just said it
I'm slow in conversation
green loom
oh i know, its why he never admitted to it, given the everqueen had to be marrie...
No I mean the secret lover is Morathi 
queen laurel
And do i look like a high elf expert to you
plush mason
wasnt Finubar the last of the pheonix kings or something?
queen laurel
I barely know anything about the pointy eared runts
storm jungle
""technically"" it was Malekith 🤓
he took over because he had help from these uh
mysterious entities called Writers
queen laurel
""technically"" it was Malekith 🤓
Slow on the draw
arctic talon
Malerion*
queen laurel
mysterious entities called Writers
You mean the same writers that forgot one of the most influential goblins in the settings?
arctic talon
his name has been sent to the retconian
green loom
Malaria the Witch King
queen laurel
The same writers that forgot to lock a door
And made anti assassination armor completely useless
The same writers that nuke the moon for no reason than to make the rats look cool
plush mason
Technically malekith
ouch, you just gave every elf fan in here like 20 psychological damage, i appreciate it
queen laurel
The same writers that caused some of the dumbest writing decisions i have ever seen
queen laurel
Yeah that would be them
green loom
ouch, you just gave every elf fan in here like 20 psychological damage, i apprec...
Brb making art for the accompanying AO3 fic
storm jungle
ouch, you just gave every elf fan in here like 20 psychological damage, i apprec...
not even elf fan
like
every WHF fan
plush mason
true
queen laurel
every WHF fan
Are idiots
arctic talon
you will cause mental damage
storm jungle
Malekith's retcon win is like of the most awful things written in warhammer history
arctic talon
to anyone who remotely cares about WHF's lore lol
arctic talon
Malekith's retcon win is like of **the** most awful things written in warhammer ...
Hitler was right all along is literally what it feels like
plush mason
i might just die if anyone mentions the window incident
arctic talon
green loom
What should I call the Morathi/Alarielle ship
queen laurel
What should I call the Morathi/Alarielle ship
Mentally deranged?
arctic talon
What should I call the Morathi/Alarielle ship
idk
storm jungle
LOL
green loom
Dilara who should I commission this from
plush mason
What should I call the Morathi/Alarielle ship
evidence in support of mental asylums
queen laurel
Everhag
Should i make a Dilara joke or should i not
Oops landed on tails
You're lucky this time warden you're lucky this time
plush mason
lmao
storm jungle
Dilara who should I commission this from
No idea tbh
green loom
Hold on I'm gonna ask twitter
queen laurel
Dilara who should I commission this from
Try one of the artists here ?
They have a rather alarming propensity
For making love characters
If i had $1 million each time i saw one
I would be rich as hell
plush mason
Hold on I'm gonna ask twitter
i mean, its not like X could get any worse
green loom
True, I'm there
plush mason
so is Elon, kinda hard to get much lower
queen laurel
so is Elon, kinda hard to get much lower
This is elon we're talking about he will reach the lowest point and build himself an industrial power drill even lower
plush mason
true
arctic talon
Elon said humor was legal on twitter
but my twitter alt got banned when I spammed gore at him
smh
free speech absolutist L's
queen laurel
but my twitter alt got banned when I spammed gore at him
Wolf, i feel like iron jaw humor isn't something he will appreciate
fallen plaza
I've heard enough about him that it's boring me at this point
arctic talon
Prolly
arctic talon
arctic talon
So killteam amiright
fallen plaza
Leave the poor African entrepreneur billionaire alone
arctic talon
GW making more human melee specialists
Who will uh instantly fold to every non human team but tau
queen laurel
GW making more human melee specialists
Wait what do you mean fold everyone in melee even orks?
I expect orks to be very strong in that department
Then again kill team could probably make them play differently because kommandos
storm jungle
Leave the poor African entrepreneur billionaire alone
He should get his skull bashed in tbh
in Minecraft of course teehee
queen laurel
He should get his skull bashed in tbh
The wardens once again feel the force turning as if one of their own
is agreeing with peasants
queen laurel
No they get folded
I thought orks would be better in the melee department
fallen plaza
The wardens once again feel the force turning as if one of their own
When has dill pickles here ever acted above us
queen laurel
Do they play more range
arctic talon
I thought orks would be better in the melee department
no Orks are good in melee
I'm saying human melee specalists
Die
LOL
queen laurel
I'm saying human melee specalists
Ah good
arctic talon
Kommandos do lean more shooty
queen laurel
As usual my brain is very very stupid
queen laurel
then you'd expect
They have a sniper for fucks sake
fallen plaza
E
queen laurel
Well you know a sniper using a belt fed sniper rifle but a sniper non the less
queen laurel
not bad as a sniper lol
By ork standards it's probably the white death
arctic talon
either way human melee specalists literally die to everything
including Necron deathmarks lol
fallen plaza
GW just likes to give weird loadouts on boxes in general
arctic talon
I don't think its a weird loadout
fallen plaza
It's very obvious in big box sets like HH sets
arctic talon
actually I think the melee specalist prolly won't be terrible into vespids
lol
But Killteam box loadouts are pretty sane
queen laurel
actually I think the melee specalist prolly won't be terrible into vespids
Are they supposed to be hit and run specialist
arctic talon
I think I'd rather get another warm body
with a full sized gun
The Veteran guardsmen one is literally terrible
the Voidsmen one is not great but probably the best
the arbites ones are meme tier
spring cairn
TEC loyalists is the goto faction for new players
sins 2's default faction is the defensive tec but we all know the xenocidal tec is best
arctic talon
this guy is prolly my favorite looking specialist
arctic talon
killteam operative names are not known for being creative lol
spring cairn
we also have knifefighter over there
celest dome
Gunslinger would have been a better name
fallen plaza
Either that or moritat
storm jungle
Morigyatt
storm jungle
we also have knifefighter over there
ironically this box has no double-blade specialist mini lol
almost all boxes had one before this, devastated...
fallen plaza
Brilliant as always
celest dome
Why Moritat ?
storm jungle
because 30k fanboy
storm jungle
Brilliant as always
fallen plaza
Still
arctic talon
gunslinger def would be a better name though lol
fallen plaza
Would be a nice reuse
arctic talon
either way idrc
storm jungle
arctic talon
killteam operative names are goofy usually for humans
storm jungle
STOP BULLYING THEM
fallen plaza
Joey shotalot
spring cairn
Just call him a CQC Specialist and call it a day
arctic talon
ITS LITERALLY TRUE
storm jungle
NO
queen laurel
almost all boxes had one before this, devastated...
Then fucking orks straight up just go full zoro
spring cairn
Poopslinger
spring cairn
or ork
arctic talon
Orcs
fallen plaza
Joey gunandknifer
arctic talon
not Orks
spring cairn
yeah orcs literally sling poop
arctic talon
WHFB Orcs are the ones that literally throw shit
queen laurel
Yesh
arctic talon
WHFB Orcs are
spring cairn
but I wouldn't be surprised if Orks did that aswell
queen laurel
WHFB Orcs are
They literally like tall buildings because they can s*** down very well
arctic talon
lol
fallen plaza
WHFB Orcs are the ones that literally throw shit
That better be a wargear option
queen laurel
Because they like watching it fall down or something
spring cairn
they'd find it funny so they defo sling shit too
queen laurel
And they use it as an art medium
storm jungle
Where is the poop stored............
arctic talon
named characters
queen laurel
I am not kidding
queen laurel
Where is the poop stored............
Orks shit
spring cairn
Where is the poop stored............
In the Orc's ass
plush mason
wait what
shit is important to the orcs as they use squig shit to speed up the gestation of new orcs
queen laurel
Probably in the drops
fallen plaza
I am not kidding
Can you show us yours?
plush mason
In fantasy they build towers of shit
and they leave one in any settlements they raze in twwh
spring cairn
when they take a city they literally shit all over it
arctic talon
Knifetoritor
storm jungle
THATS THE ONE
lmao
also I like how they use guard bodies but got some unique poses
spring cairn
genestealer conversions are so easy 🙂
storm jungle
Jerma posting is punishable by death
spring cairn
tough haven
Jerma posting is punishable by death
fallen plaza
So is cat posting
storm jungle
spring cairn
arctic talon
fallen plaza
It is cringe
arctic talon
fallen plaza
You should see the vermintide 2 server
spring cairn
cats are cool but jerma is a better cat
fallen plaza
Bunch of unfunny mongs that post the same shit again and again
plush mason
It is cringe
so are you, so off to Brazil with you
fallen plaza
so are you, so off to Brazil with you
Okay, then join me nerd
queen laurel
Can you show us yours?
Haha fuck you
pale geode
You guys are the big brains right?
dusk patrol
Be prepared for the answer to probably be “it depends”
pale geode
Okay so; Wasnt there a fifth Chaos god who got summoned by traitor marines? I remember a story about it that never got finished since around 2011. Do you know anything about it?
plush mason
Malice
dusk patrol
He’s more a minor god
plush mason
the TLDR is GW lost the rights to that character
storm jungle
^
dusk patrol
Not part of the pantheon
storm jungle
He is now rebranded as Malice, he still exists but its more just a "wink wink" presence
plush mason
yeah
pale geode
Okay thanks 
storm jungle
worst case just look up his lexicanum page
its pretty short and explains it well there too
dusk patrol
Malal was for fantasy, but regardless he’s not important
He’s basically just a slightly bigger peener warp entity
Who has one whole warband who care about him
And I think they got their shit pushed in recently too
They do have a cool look though
plush mason
can never go wrong with a simple black and white
dusk patrol
You started painting Iron Hands because you like their concept and rules.
I started pained Iron Hands because they’re all black and use minimal decoration. We are not the same.
My first attempt was white scars. I was cast down for my hubris.
plush mason
they still buried somewhere in the depths of the pile of shame?
dusk patrol
Probably my parents house somewhere
rocky gale
Yooo finally Morvenn Vahl book
storm jungle
she got a short story explaining her origin too
its uhhh about as goofy as expected
sick escarp
How powerful is ship mistress brahms?