40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-mgs-box-sneaking-stealth-gif-18131692

[shell mason]

ya'll weird

[storm jungle]

bro you are the one acting like an MGS1 guard at everything

💀

[shell mason]

I'm just tired witchfinder

work has finally caught up to me

plus just took a mean ass nap

[queen laurel]

Bro you're the one who interacts with us

[shell mason]

.....No comment

fuck you

[paper haven]

Serious question: is gaunt's ghosts worth the read?

[shell mason]

Yes

[storm jungle]

Yes

[fallen plaza]

No

[queen laurel]

[fallen plaza]

There both joking

[shell mason]

You make me this way

[paper haven]

Getting mixed messages here

[shell mason]

Dylan

Seriously

Read it

[paper haven]

Roger that

[shell mason]

It's two to one ratio

and one of the two is the lord of the lore chat

[fallen plaza]

Brilliant bit you guys made to fool him

[shell mason]

No

[paper haven]

Which one?

[fallen plaza]

Me

[shell mason]

The one that's here 24/7

Shout out to Witchfinder

The goat

The myth

The legend

[fallen plaza]

Zimmer

[storm jungle]

also im not really always here i just have discord open in a tab as i do autocad work lol

[fallen plaza]

Shes an arc##ect

[spring cairn]

and even worse, may allah forgive me for uttering this word, a turk

[storm jungle]

Its one of the quintessential guard books and a great intro in general, its also a pretty big series with each book just having its own "plot" so to speak so its not too interconnected aside from it just all taking place in the Sabbat Crusade and thats essentially it.

I recommend looking up some redditoid threats to pick the book you'd wanna read the most unless you wanna just start from the beginning, lexicanum also has all books listed in release order as well

[paper haven]

I was planning on reading them all, just wanted to know if it was worth the effort.

[storm jungle]

Jesus christ

yeah thats gonna take like at least 1-2 years

unless you read like a fucking machine gun or something

[fallen plaza]

How do you know that dilara

[paper haven]

Well. I sort of do

[fallen plaza]

Have you read them 😁

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-and-listen-cat-shut-up-listen-gif-2843806629796615291

[paper haven]

I just hate it when the end turns out to be lame or what have you

[storm jungle]

Theres literally no ending

its still taking place in pre-rift 40k

because Abnett cannot keep up for SHIT

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Gaunt's_Ghosts_(Novel_Series)

it started in 1999, and is still ongoing

lmao

[fallen plaza]

Slop’s ghost

[storm jungle]

ok 30k fan

[ruby turtle]

[storm jungle]

[ruby turtle]

Beautiful!

[fallen plaza]

Epic

For the scions of course

[ruby turtle]

I love scion and vespid both d:

[storm jungle]

Trash

[paper haven]

I still need to finish Eisenhower vs Raven. Or however it's called

[storm jungle]

Vespid superiority

implant these dudes with eggs at once

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[paper haven]

Gross

[storm jungle]

Eisenhorn and Ravenor

you fucking

uncultured

PIECE OF SHIT

[paper haven]

Listen. As soon as Dan gets around to finishing it, I will not bother remembering the name

[storm jungle]

[ruby turtle]

zzzzzz

[paper haven]

Or until he gets around to it.
Whatever.

[fallen plaza]

https://youtube.com/shorts/H7Glil_8VR0?si=v4j2IZYekeSuOa4J

[ruby turtle]

Anyway I'm so happy to see scion and vespid get new models!

[shell mason]

Can't we all just get along?

[fallen plaza]

Fuck you

[storm jungle]

Mmm toasty

[ruby turtle]

😲

https://tenor.com/view/mars-attacks-jack-nicholson-why-cant-we-all-just-get-along-tim-burton-be-friends-gif-21700377

[storm jungle]

even worse since right after that scene the Martians kill him

lmfao

[shell mason]

Eat shit and die Zimmer

[ruby turtle]

[fallen plaza]

https://youtube.com/shorts/io3F0HcY2cQ?si=GT98UqqdA-go4umt

[paper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-peace-i-want-problems-always-choose-violence-no-peace-problems-gif-24342946

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/Q-f-5ZpGDmQ?si=Hrb8BxLniFMflkGo

[ruby turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

[fallen plaza]

I get ptsd everytime i see a cat gif

[ruby turtle]

Oh oops

[fallen plaza]

I get reminded of the vermintide 2 server

[ruby turtle]

[fallen plaza]

[crystal forum]

rip avicii man 😔

[crystal forum]

also i really like the slimmed down melta gun

wood stock mmmmh 😩

[ruby turtle]

Me too sir!

I love melta gun

[fallen plaza]

Stubby melta

[opaque coyote]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/812332328751464558/1133259886805929984/caption.gif

[crystal forum]

bro terrain smoke

it looks like a bubble bath

[fallen plaza]

I would rather you cut off the grenade bit and put the smoke in a barrel for that authentic slum feel

Just combine both smokes

[arctic talon]

The new killteam

Reveals

🤤

[fallen plaza]

Suck

[arctic talon]

Shut up

I’ll skin you alive

[crystal forum]

i really wonder how single player will work

[fallen plaza]

I kid i kid

[arctic talon]

Most likely similar to BSF with cards or some other system determining enemy actions

You have a deck you draw from every turn to determine enemy actions

[shell mason]

What Kill team is it again?

[crystal forum]

bruh so always the same preset moves?

[arctic talon]

No

Since you shuffle the fuckin thing

[crystal forum]

i thought they'd bring in some intelligent app

[arctic talon]

And it’s a fat deck

[fallen plaza]

A game

[arctic talon]

Vespids vs Scions + announcement of a new edition

[crystal forum]

scions are very cool

i dare say they look better than kasrkin

[arctic talon]

I don’t see how using a deck is any better then using an app

Because the deck will be large

[crystal forum]

FINALLY scolia progenium getting some representation

[arctic talon]

And fat lol

[fallen plaza]

Lets not compare them to C#dians

[spring cairn]

y the bespid naked

[crystal forum]

stop judging

[spring cairn]

put some armor on godam

[fallen plaza]

Fan service

[spring cairn]

dumb ass xeno

[fallen plaza]

Smh warhammer gone woke, they making vespid naked

😔

[crystal forum]

playing against AI idk

[spring cairn]

their tau benefactors can't even provide them some kind of thing to cover up their stinger

obescene

this is the true evil side of the tau !!

[storm jungle]

gonna get some vespids to shove their stingers up your ass and impregnate you for some re-population efforts

open up now

[arctic talon]

Prolly to better represent the fact they had dogshit saves since forever

They had 6+ saves

💀

[crystal forum]

tau are trying to distract us with... big... pointy... stingers

[spring cairn]

on today's episode, dilara's barely hidden fetish

[fallen plaza]

You’d want to see that wont you, you freak.

[storm jungle]

projecting much?

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

Immediately to violence are we

[storm jungle]

always

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-no-goofy-ah-schwarzenegger-gif-3232264195128170765

[fallen plaza]

Okay ork

Whens the last time you want peace

[queen laurel]

The iron jaw way

[crystal forum]

do vespids canonically have venom

[fallen plaza]

They have big dumpy

[crystal forum]

you're all freaks

[storm jungle]

silence furry

[spring cairn]

yeah

pot calling the kettle black smh

[fallen plaza]

I would not let you near my dog

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/thicc-bee-scene-bee-movie-gif-25823578

[queen laurel]

We openly talked about hitler multiple times in this channel, a good chunk of us admitted to piracy, we insult each other on a daily amount of times, and you're making fun of us for being freaks?

[rose thorn]

Ppl who know how gw works

[queen laurel]

Jay we're worse than freaks

[rose thorn]

How is, a made to order model preorder

[queen laurel]

We're monsters

[rose thorn]

Out of stock

[fallen plaza]

Woah, piracy? I can tolerate the others but piracy?

Insane

[queen laurel]

Oh shut up yah tin can looking son of a bitch

[crystal forum]

you wouldn't download a car

[fallen plaza]

Better tin can than mushroom

[queen laurel]

I don't know when people order so much that they can't make it in demand and release?

[crystal forum]

we getting some mycelia in this bitch

[spring cairn]

guardsmen as soon as they kill a vespid

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-fantasy-anime-anime-food-cooking-gif-18009735323212742498

[rose thorn]

Piracy is so evil, I would never ever shop on markets owned the black legion ha ha

[crystal forum]

better than protein rations

[storm jungle]

Gets instantly executed after

[fallen plaza]

[arctic talon]

You're allowed to eat xenos

[fallen plaza]

New saltzpyre emote dropped

[arctic talon]

With approval

[fallen plaza]

[crystal forum]

really abusing that power

[fallen plaza]

Best use of this so far

Everyone, meet captain tightass

[crystal forum]

[spring cairn]

Ork sashimi today

[fallen plaza]

Ork korean grill enoki

[queen laurel]

Probably better to have squig sashimi

[crystal forum]

orks will manage to make mushroom feel stringy

[queen laurel]

ork meat too tough

[crystal forum]

too much muscle

[rose thorn]

Shout out to when a an entire regiment turned to cannibalism

[spring cairn]

that's good

more protein

[arctic talon]

I feel like eating raw ork

is a terrible idea

[spring cairn]

you can eat some mushrooms raw

[queen laurel]

Yeah they're muscular mushrooms

[crystal forum]

is ork meat haram

[rose thorn]

It’s vegetarian tho

[queen laurel]

I don't really like the idea of texture combinations

Mushroom that has the structure of very tough muscle?

[rose thorn]

(It’s not vegetarian$

[queen laurel]

Do you have any idea how hard that is going to chew

[spring cairn]

i say ork sashimi is real

[fallen plaza]

hh discord what is this

Absolute disgrace

[crystal forum]

perfection

[rose thorn]

I imagine their reproduction is more like a sea sponge but it just is compared to mushrooms

[crystal forum]

you nearly got it

[rose thorn]

Like a 2 stage life cycle?

Wait how the fuck do we get grots again?

[spring cairn]

Killing an ork is always morally acceptable so i'd say it's vegan

[crystal forum]

it's vegan when they aren't screaming anymore

[queen laurel]

orks shed spores to reproduce like fungus

And they have a lot of muscles so i feel like eating them would be very hard

It probably be very very tough to chew

You should probably go for the squigs

They apparently tastes like smoked ham

[spring cairn]

yeah sure

[rose thorn]

Yeha but sponges also have spores, a lot of plants but not actually plants do

[queen laurel]

If cooked properly

[spring cairn]

bro is just trying not to get eaten

[queen laurel]

I'm a cannibal

[fallen plaza]

Still would rather have mushroom

[queen laurel]

Trust me ork taste like s***

[crystal forum]

i dont like hurting animals so i cook them alive hot enough to burn their nerves

thanks flamer

[queen laurel]

I just heard a thousand vegans screaming rage

[fallen plaza]

Or you could just end them quickly

Like any normal person

[queen laurel]

Yeah like a bullet to the brain

[crystal forum]

that's less entertaining

[rose thorn]

Vegan jokes out of date get better material

[queen laurel]

Not char the meat with napalm

[young pecan]

Or those air piston guns that fail sometimes

Horrific

[queen laurel]

Yeah like the pig iron i'm going to shape into a knuckle to cave in your skull

[fallen plaza]

Thats freaking epic sauce maggie!

[queen laurel]

I'm kidding

It's just that vegans are rather

Surprisingly violent for so-called pacifists

[fallen plaza]

Tasty

[queen laurel]

That too i suppose

[young pecan]

Are they?

To both

[queen laurel]

Have you seen some vegans online?

You would think they are mentally insane

[fallen plaza]

We don’t complain when the cows eat greens, and they taste good

[queen laurel]

I'm not saying being a vegan is a bad thing i'm just saying a lot of them is rather

[young pecan]

Are you taking PETA as your source for general vegan behavior

[queen laurel]

Cuckoo

[queen laurel]

Nah

[young pecan]

That's good at least

Because nobody on either side likes em LOL

[queen laurel]

Peta is a whole other violation

I've seen vegans not related to them commit some bad stuff yes but Peta

Is a whole new league on its own

[young pecan]

Vegans who make it their personality are cuckoo I agree

[crystal forum]

im jealous of indian vegetarians who grew up their whole lives without the temptation of delicious meat

[young pecan]

Vegans who just do it, are pretty chill

[queen laurel]

Yeah there are genuinely good vegans out there that are actually ashamed because of the dumb people

[young pecan]

And making a very good decision

That PETA ad where the turkey was stuffing the human 🥴

[dusk patrol]

[young pecan]

Okay but to be fair they were kinda right there

Why did we start shoving food up our prey's redacted

[crystal forum]

what

[queen laurel]

You're genuinely surprised when we as a species would eat poisonous fish and literally a plant that developed a defense agent that causes spice and find the way to spice up our food with that too?

It's simple humans will try anything that doesn't kill them

[fallen plaza]

Have you seen indian food

[crystal forum]

yes

[fallen plaza]

That shit is very well flavored

[crystal forum]

and i'm jealous

[fallen plaza]

They dont need meat

[dusk patrol]

“That PETA ad where the turkey was stuffing the human 🥴”

[crystal forum]

i need to find this ad now

[queen laurel]

He has a fetish Jay

[crystal forum]

if it's enough to make eternal go " "

[queen laurel]

It's not that deep

[spring cairn]

Because we're the supreme species and need to assert it over the inferior lifeforms who roam this earth with our permission to exist in the first place

[young pecan]

I feel like there is a divine difference between challenging what we can handle, and desecrating something so horribly LMAO

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[queen laurel]

Humans will eat anything that they can prepare as food like literally look at fugu puffer fish

As long as a proper chef prepares it it's edible

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-blow-fish-choked-vomit-gif-16437355

I love carrots

[queen laurel]

We're humans we're at the top of the food chain

[young pecan]

Surely nothing bad happens to this fish in exactly 16 more seconds

[queen laurel]

We will eat something if we can find the way to prepare it

[spring cairn]

and that's based

[crystal forum]

@dusk patrol it's just a guy naked in the street

[spring cairn]

born in the wrong era to taste delicious non-humans not from this earth sadly

[crystal forum]

i dont get it

you can try human

[young pecan]

One time I was swimming at the beach and I saw something that looked a little saggy and yellow in the water, so in a split second my first thought was to grab it

Real shocker when I started feeling it get spiky within a second

[queen laurel]

Jay i feel like cannibalism isn't something humans look upon greatly

[crystal forum]

so?

[dusk patrol]

I feel like it’s not complicated, the joke is the turkey stuffing the human sounds like he’s fucking him

[queen laurel]

Don't eat a human you bloody meat sack of military knowledge

[young pecan]

Unfortunately we have not overcome the prion and diseases that prevents this yet

[crystal forum]

prions arent even common

[dusk patrol]

You can actually safely eat human

[crystal forum]

literally nothing stops you from eating human

[dusk patrol]

Just avoid the brain

[young pecan]

erm, based?

[arctic talon]

Long pork

[dusk patrol]

Prions are mostly in the brain

[queen laurel]

Human apparently taste like pork or beef

So that's something i guess

[dusk patrol]

Now if it would taste good probably not

[crystal forum]

it took me a while to even understand why people had to invent fake biological reasons reasons why we cant eat human

[dusk patrol]

Most of us probably taste like shit compared to meat we normally eat

[queen laurel]

I mean you could probably add some spices and humans would taste good and

[arctic talon]

good old long pork

[young pecan]

Curious

[arctic talon]

human diet is pretty shit on average

[dusk patrol]

I mean prions are a real thing

[arctic talon]

humans don't really taste good lol

because we eat things like meat

[dusk patrol]

I feel like people largely don’t need much reason to not eat eachother

[arctic talon]

also please don't eat each other

[queen laurel]

Shove enough spices so that we do

[crystal forum]

affects one in a million people worldwide

[arctic talon]

It'll still taste off

[young pecan]

4d4 healing?? Why are dwarves not a farm animal

[dusk patrol]

Yes because people don’t fucking eat eachother Jay

[crystal forum]

i will

[dusk patrol]

And those who do know to avoid the brain

[spring cairn]

Because it's fundamentally counteractive to our built in goal of spreading

[queen laurel]

Jay you're not hannibal

[arctic talon]

Because the healing is only for a certian origin character who engages in uh stuff

[queen laurel]

You're just you

[crystal forum]

okay

[arctic talon]

also dwarves like elves take a while to grow up and mature

[young pecan]

OH YEAH

Fun

[queen laurel]

You will not get away from the crime of cannibalization

[crystal forum]

i wont eat human then

[arctic talon]

The Dark Urge has some

[wintry scarab]

Man, i really wish more of them had some armour.

[arctic talon]

activites

they partake in

[crystal forum]

but i will eat maggots

[arctic talon]

the name might imply what they are

[queen laurel]

Race food tier list which is the highest in dnd

[crystal forum]

and you cant stop me

[dusk patrol]

[queen laurel]

Like the actual race cooked

[young pecan]

What about sub-humans? Are 4channers more moral to eat

[crystal forum]

redditors

[queen laurel]

Dwarf orc tell me

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/Ax68RI1RQLs?si=nrOJ2fQHiCDkeKT4

[dusk patrol]

Gnome is the best, but least filling

[queen laurel]

Gith probably taste like toad if cooked

[young pecan]

Orc meat would probably be annoyingly hard to chew

[dusk patrol]

Tiefling is too chewy

[queen laurel]

Goliath too

[crystal forum]

"tzeentch workout"

[dusk patrol]

And spicy

[arctic talon]

like the rarest meat from a sentient race in dnd on faerun?

prolly Aasimar lol

[crystal forum]

i wanna see slaanesh workout

[queen laurel]

Probably taste like holy magic

[arctic talon]

most common would be human

[crystal forum]

[young pecan]

Halfling is the veal of D&D

[dusk patrol]

Jay go jerk of and come back

[arctic talon]

please do not call halflings that

[crystal forum]

no

i will edge

[young pecan]

Veal?

[arctic talon]

goddamit

Yeah

[queen laurel]

I swear to god i will cut your dick off

[young pecan]

Are you a veal sympathizer

[crystal forum]

im into that

[queen laurel]

Go and stop edging

Jesus f****** christ

[arctic talon]

no I just think you shouldn't call halflings veal

[young pecan]

Dilara watching from the shadows:

[arctic talon]

LMAO

[queen laurel]

Aight wardens

I am so f****** sorry i am

Just make sure you get him not us

[crystal forum]

gooning in the gyat witht the rizzler

[queen laurel]

I mean minotaur steaks probably sound good

[arctic talon]

please do not eat the sentient beings

[queen laurel]

Oh fried drow legs

[crystal forum]

minotaur chapter steak?

[rocky gale]

Can confirm, Gith tastes great

[crystal forum]

girth?

[young pecan]

Cows are pretty sentient

[arctic talon]

Gith are like

sorta frog people

[young pecan]

Where do we draw the line

[queen laurel]

Not the space marines you bloody bugger

Minotaurs like the actual f****** creature

[arctic talon]

the answer is I don't irl

lol

[young pecan]

Are orcs unsentient enough?

[queen laurel]

Yeah so they probably taste like toad or frog

[crystal forum]

they actually exist?

[young pecan]

I think they're close to cow level

[fallen plaza]

[queen laurel]

We're talking about dnd here ya moron

[plush mason]

i wonder i centaur would taste like a mix of human and horse or if the 2 halves would taste different

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah Dilara how much of the eating sapient races have you seen in the

[crystal forum]

what's dnd?

[queen laurel]

Chat

[queen laurel]

You're f****** with me right

[crystal forum]

im f** you, yes

[young pecan]

I think it would be like alcohol tasting where you have to pay attention to the notes

[queen laurel]

Okay ignoring that

[spring cairn]

aslong as they're not human

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293

[queen laurel]

You bring up a good point

[young pecan]

So human part may have more or less notes of horse depending on that part's proximity to the horse part

[queen laurel]

Probably taste like a weird mixture of human and horse

[crystal forum]

it's moral to eat halfings

[plush mason]

and gnomes

[viral halo]

I love running cyclists off the road

[plush mason]

it helps keep the population down

[arctic talon]

I think statistically the most commonly eaten humanoid being in DND is prolly Humans though because there's the most humans

[queen laurel]

Lizardfolk taste like iguana

[young pecan]

But a pain in the ass, they keep rerolling when you're gonna catch them

[arctic talon]

and Goblins certianly eat people lol

[dusk patrol]

Halfling is once again, the fucking funniest and patronizing name ever

[queen laurel]

Goblin's definitely

[arctic talon]

Call a human a dire halfling

[queen laurel]

Taste like rotten shoes

[plush mason]

some orc trides too right?

[queen laurel]

Dragonborn taste very good

[arctic talon]

yeah

[queen laurel]

Rare one of a kind

[arctic talon]

Dragonborn prolly taste like magic lol

[dusk patrol]

Most of the usual suspects eat people

[queen laurel]

Spicy

[arctic talon]

I feel like eating a black dragonborn would uh

[dusk patrol]

Nah that’s tiefling

[arctic talon]

cause severe issues to your health

[queen laurel]

Illithid tastes like calamari

[plush mason]

what would the bug people taste like? crickets?

[queen laurel]

With a side of psychic

[arctic talon]

mostly because of how toxic black dragons are

[dusk patrol]

Rude

[opaque coyote]

Honestly it'd probably just be somebody going to the gym to try and get the perfect muscles

[young pecan]

Actually 👆 Almost every vaguely-intelligent monster prefers elves by a LONG shot

[opaque coyote]

So basically the difference between a body builder

And a strongman

[young pecan]

Elves are confirmed to be tasty

[arctic talon]

not surprising lol

[dusk patrol]

That’s just cause the satisfaction of killing a stupid knife ear is the best

[queen laurel]

ogres are definitely too big and too tough to eat

[young pecan]

When multiple different evil beings of entirely different genetic makeup prefer elves, that's how you know they are canonically tasty

[opaque coyote]

They taste sweet?

[queen laurel]

You would probably need to be like some giant monster to eat one

Same with giants

Too big probably eating them would take a while

[dusk patrol]

Eating them is just the butter

[crystal forum]

i have some "gym" art that can prove that

[opaque coyote]

FEAST LET'S GOOOI

[queen laurel]

You'd probably need something large enough like a whale saw to cut through them

Or something even bigger

Because even hill giants are f****** massive

[crystal forum]

can you eat dragon

[young pecan]

Can y'all save the ogre belly fat for me

I like fatty meats

[plush mason]

a single storm giant would feed a villiage for like a year

[queen laurel]

Considering that dragons are incredibly magical i would like you to try

[dusk patrol]

You can try

Some of them

[crystal forum]

can i eat gods

[opaque coyote]

Yeah those "special gym videos" probably happen in the middle of somebody working out

[dusk patrol]

Would be a very bad idea

[young pecan]

Annoyed DM's favorite words

[opaque coyote]

Must be pretty annoying lmao

[arctic talon]

Some of them yes

[queen laurel]

Yeah

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer3-ogre-kingdoms-gif-26043308

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/graesus-goldtooth-trademaster-ogre-ogre-smile-gif-25225362

[arctic talon]

I feel like eating certian types of dragons

would literally just kill you

because they breath acid

or poison

or are made out of FUCKING METAL MOSTLY

[young pecan]

Definitely tough meat but get the scales off and I'm sure you could

[crystal forum]

i roll poison savep

[queen laurel]

Why did all of a suddenly become warhammer ogres and looking for ways to eat sentient races

[crystal forum]

nat 1

[young pecan]

If it bleeds you can kill eat it

[opaque coyote]

So the only edible types are like

[queen laurel]

Like we just had an entire discussion on what dnd race to eat

[arctic talon]

I think eating a Copper or Black Dragon

[opaque coyote]

The generic fire breathing ones

[arctic talon]

would just melt your digestive system

lol

[opaque coyote]

Yk the ones

[crystal forum]

eat around the acid organs

[opaque coyote]

Just gotta avoid the organ that contains the fire they bring

[young pecan]

A black dragon for SURE, lore wise they leave corpses all over their domain to fester it up

[queen laurel]

I feel like an avatar of tiamat would be some exquisite tastes though

[arctic talon]

Chromatic dragons are infinitely more edible then the metallic ones prolly

[young pecan]

Actual Nurgle ass dragon

[opaque coyote]

I mean we eat pufferfish

So

A dragon won't be that bsd

[arctic talon]

black dragon blood is literally acidic iirc

[crystal forum]

what about golems

[queen laurel]

Imagine tiamat roasted dragons steak

[crystal forum]

can i eat golems

[arctic talon]

they're made out of metal

[queen laurel]

Now that's something i can get behind

[opaque coyote]

Delicious Jerky

[arctic talon]

can you eat a nice hunk of iron?

[dusk patrol]

Xenomorph lookin ass

[arctic talon]

you can prolly eat a flesh golem

[queen laurel]

Ogre style

[crystal forum]

would they taste like bagels

[arctic talon]

doubt it

[crystal forum]

because golems come from jewish mythology get it

[arctic talon]

Jem Dragonborn/dragons also prolly are

not a good idea to eat

[queen laurel]

Hey just boiled them in a magical soup they will soften up

[crystal forum]

how are dragonborn made

[queen laurel]

Like the warhammer ogre way

[crystal forum]

did a dragon fuck a human

[arctic talon]

They have sex

Oh

[rocky gale]

No

[arctic talon]

Dragonborn are artifically made

as a race with magic

[dusk patrol]

When a mommy Dragonborn and a daddy Dragonborn love eachother very much

[rocky gale]

Half Dragons come from Dragon on Mortal action

[arctic talon]

they used to be normal human slaves

[rocky gale]

Dragonborn are just their own thing

[arctic talon]

and then their dragon masters turned them into dragonborn

[crystal forum]

lol

[arctic talon]

Dragonborn are also aliens

to Faerun lol

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-dovahkiin-fus-ro-dah-evil-fight-gif-3528118

[rocky gale]

Aren't they from the moon or something?

[crystal forum]

"i dont like your skin, here's scales"

[arctic talon]

They're from another plane of existance

elves and dwarves are from the moon

[queen laurel]

Is that why space travel and shit is a thing in dnd

[arctic talon]

and they don't know how the fuck they ended up on Faerun

[queen laurel]

Because like spaces and realms and s*** exist

[arctic talon]

in fact most of the alien species on faerun

don't know how the fuck they ended up on it

even humans are aliens lol

[dusk patrol]

stupid ass dragons leaving their stupid ass bones all around everywhere all the time

[arctic talon]

do not kick the dracolich

[crystal forum]

what if i punch a halfling

[queen laurel]

If it's a barbarian halfling they will punch your jaw off

[crystal forum]

i am very racist against small races

[queen laurel]

But you could probably punch a random hafling and get away with it

[crystal forum]

can i take their stupid ass smoking pipe

[arctic talon]

I mean punching some random person would prolly get you arrested

lol

but you could

[queen laurel]

If you can avoid the authorities

[crystal forum]

by what? more halflings?

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah fun fact btw.

When Alduin revived the dragon. He basically warped time and space and reversed the skeleton of the dragon back to when they were flesh

[young pecan]

Wasn't it Aboleths that ruled the world before humanoids?

[arctic talon]

by other people LOL

[queen laurel]

A halfling fighter is still a fighter

[opaque coyote]

But somehow maintaining their memory

[crystal forum]

a small fighter

[queen laurel]

They will cave in your skull surprisingly well

[rocky gale]

There are many cycles of control

Aboleths, Mind Flayers, Snake People

[crystal forum]

as a racist i only attack people who are physically weaker than me

[arctic talon]

they did rule at some point but they aren't native to Faerun

[opaque coyote]

It's kinda like if you grabbed your great grandmother's corpse and decided to use magic to make her young again

But with the same memories until death

[arctic talon]

barely any humanoid races on Faerun are native to it

which is weird to think about

they've been on the thing for so long it might as well be their point of origin

[crystal forum]

sounds like north america

[arctic talon]

for all intents and purposes

[queen laurel]

So only really wildlife was the most common thing in faerun?

[rocky gale]

A lot of the gods are aliens to the setting as well

[young pecan]

The only reason the entirety of Toril's (Faerun) dragonborn aren't still enslaved on Abeir is because of the spellplague randomly teleporting the only place that successfully rebelled

[opaque coyote]

That explains why there are so many fucking deadly monsters

It's an alien planet

[arctic talon]

Lizardmen and Ogres are some of the only native Humanoid races

iirc

to like the planet

[queen laurel]

You mean lizardfolk?

They would probably think of it as an insult if you called them a lizard man

[arctic talon]

Lizardfolk yes

I forgor

Orcs also aren't native to Toril/Faerun

[young pecan]

stupid lizard man, go hug a hot rock or something

[rocky gale]

Gnolls are I think

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah dnd has like multiple realms crap right

You know like age of sigmar

[crystal forum]

and spaceships

[arctic talon]

Gnolls are weird

either way most Humanoid races have been on Faerun since forever

[young pecan]

Funny that lizardfolks' god hates progress, so they eternally live in mud huts in swamps

[arctic talon]

it might as well be their homeworld

and homeplane

[crystal forum]

fantasy stealing my fuckin sci fi elements and making it shitter

[arctic talon]

Shut up spelljammers are cool

[rocky gale]

I believe Gnolls are native, but their current god isn't

[arctic talon]

you cannot tell me boat in space with magical guns aren't cool

[crystal forum]

"what if space was like a giant ocean and ships are boats"
woah! that's never been done before how did you even come up with that?!

[queen laurel]

Jay you like the imperium which is literally just a bunch of stolen ideas mashed together

You have no right to say that

[rocky gale]

Like he's a Demon that came in, replaced their god that and turned them into monsters.

[crystal forum]

okay

you're right

luv me emprah

[arctic talon]

yeah thats not surprising

[young pecan]

And some people willingly do a ritual to gain that hunger

Why you would do that is beyond me

[arctic talon]

because

[young pecan]

Super duper weight loss plan

[rocky gale]

Hungy

[arctic talon]

its power and they don't know the cost

lol

People being hungry for power and paying the price in horrific ways is like

a very classic trope

[queen laurel]

What's the fishes again that has like the powers of warhammer 40k orks of where even if of them believe something is real it can become real like their god's manifesting and that if you can someho get a group of them to believe that you're a god you become one

[arctic talon]

Kuo'toa

are aliens

they were mindflayer slaves

[queen laurel]

Yeah that's the one

[arctic talon]

like a large chunk of races

[young pecan]

There's a difference between that and this though, no? The people who do that ritual know full and well what the hunger entails, and venerate the hunger as a gift from the demon god

[queen laurel]

Has those squiddy little fucks enslave something and that thing didn't turn psychic

[rocky gale]

Yea there's like 20 races in the underdark which have psionic powers because they used to be Mind flayer slaves and escaped

[young pecan]

Kuo'toa are fun little guys, If you get a lil group of them to think you're a god you'll get powers

[rocky gale]

You'd think at some point Mind Flayers would learn their lesson

[arctic talon]

oh true

The Mind Flayer empire fell because of their arrogance

[rocky gale]

Like by the 15th time they'd accidentally created a new race that rebelled against them, you'd think they'd stop

[arctic talon]

what a surprise lol

[queen laurel]

Can you tell me out of all the races enslaved by the squids how many of them turned psychic

[arctic talon]

still probably some of the most horrifying beings

in DnD

[rocky gale]

Basically all of them

[arctic talon]

they really should have kept the consume mind == instant death

[young pecan]

Duergar are one of them I think

[arctic talon]

in Baldurs Gate 3 lol

[queen laurel]

My brother in christ

[arctic talon]

Duegar are mindflayer slaves yeah

[rocky gale]

and Derro

[arctic talon]

but they aren't psychic iirc

or at least heavily psychic

they ended up inherently magical instead

[rocky gale]

They have some pshychic powers

[arctic talon]

do they?

I stand corrected then

[rocky gale]

Pretty sure

I think their enlarge is supposed to be of psionic origin

[crystal forum]

the tadpole in my brain calls me studmuffin

[arctic talon]

literally the baldurs gate 3 beta

LOL

the tadpole would try to seduce you

and fail horribly(unless you're stupid)

[queen laurel]

Aren't they basically more hardy to psychic threats and have night vision compared to normal dwarves?

And they seem to have natural access to enlarge and invisibility

[arctic talon]

they have sunlight sensitivity the usual dwarf resistances and are resilient to mental attacks

also yeah they're inherently magical

though the enlarge is most likely psionic origin like Larmoth said

actually now that I think about it holy shit

most of the races who were mindflayer slaves ended up horribly oppressing people 💀

[queen laurel]

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree

[rocky gale]

It's very cycles of abuse

[arctic talon]

yep

[rocky gale]

Oppressed becomes Oppressor

[queen laurel]

I'm glad laezel can stand up for her people

After you know i did help her realize she was being forced to believe propaganda

[arctic talon]

I mean

the Gith'yanki do not change culturally in a large way under Orpheus lol

[rocky gale]

Shhh

[arctic talon]

its better to have him mindflayered so Lae'zel takes over

Because she actually understands things like

[queen laurel]

Well you just gave me my next idea

[arctic talon]

empathy

and slavery being bad

big surprise I know

[paper haven]

Slavery is
Checks notes
Bad.

[arctic talon]

but under Orpheus the Gith'yanki remain a bunch of militaristic racial supremacist slaving assholes lol

[queen laurel]

You would think he would lighten up after you save him huh

[rocky gale]

If I'm also Gith can I rule with Lae'zel?

[arctic talon]

you can iirc

[queen laurel]

I mean sure

[rocky gale]

Woooooooo

[queen laurel]

Because you literally made her see

[arctic talon]

you can go with her even if you're her lover

[rocky gale]

Woooooooooooooooooooo

[queen laurel]

Yeah you used to be only able to do that when you're a gith right

[arctic talon]

yeah

Lae'zel also reunifies the gith

as a whole

[rocky gale]

Based

[queen laurel]

All right question what's your favorite dnd race

[arctic talon]

which makes her infintely more sane then Orpheus

who kills the Gith'zerai

or at least tries to LOL

[arctic talon]

I like half orcs, elves, Tortles and Aasimar

I can't pick a favorite between those 4

[paper haven]

Never cared for the gith.

[arctic talon]

I think gith are cool

[queen laurel]

Nice mine are

Orcs, lizardfolk, dragonborn, and minotaur

[celest dome]

Gith I dislike more due to BG3 tbh

[queen laurel]

Do you still need a monster manual for the minotaur

[arctic talon]

yes

I'd assume

[paper haven]

Although I do like Lae'zel's plotline

[arctic talon]

Gith are just weird to me

I don't really dislike them

but I don't like them

[queen laurel]

All right another question to bother you, you will travel as a pretty strong adventurer in dnd, which type of orc would you bring, a normal orc warlord grounded to dnd or an iron jaw megaboss

They will follow your orders and will try their best not to kill people randomly

[paper haven]

She's like: Come on, we have the cure.
The cure, it turns out, is death.

[arctic talon]

A normal orc from DnD because they can fit through a fucking door

[queen laurel]

Yes but imagine introducing your friend and making negotiations so much easier

[arctic talon]

Lae'zel is like an indoctrinated teen who suddenly gets shoved into the worst situation of her life lol

[paper haven]

Doors? Where we're going, we won't need doors.

[queen laurel]

Yeah and she didn't even know the cure was

[arctic talon]

make a new door

[queen laurel]

Being killed

[arctic talon]

I love propaganda

[queen laurel]

Because they are literally propaganda

Since they we're born

[rocky gale]

She doesn't know that though

[arctic talon]

nothing is stopping you from playing a fairy barbarian

it is the funniest shit ever

[paper haven]

What's great is that she decides that the queen has betrayed the queen and so must die

[arctic talon]

tbf

the current Vlaakith has in fact

done that lol

she's literally a lich

[rocky gale]

It's pretty funny as well because if you ask her what the cure is as a non-gith she'll say "I am sworn to say no more" but if you're a Gith she will tell the truth "I don't know"

[arctic talon]

she died without having an heir but she turned herself into a lich

[paper haven]

The system works!

[arctic talon]

true!

[rocky gale]

Yea the current Vlaakith is like the 38th Vlaakith

[arctic talon]

I think the rule in 3.5e of Gith PCs cannot be higher then level 15

or else Vlaakith will just fucking kill you and eat your soul

was hilarious

[paper haven]

Rip gith characters

[arctic talon]

turns out false gods don't like having competition

[paper haven]

So much of what they strive for turns out to just be a dead end.

[arctic talon]

Gith'zerai sweep

[fallen plaza]

Every franchise ever be like

You see this cool thing? Dont do it.

[arctic talon]

Tbf

[crystal forum]

god i wish we get multi meltas for gravis in SM2

[arctic talon]

You can do cool thing

[crystal forum]

imagine blasting a hive tyrant with a multi melta

[arctic talon]

It’s not a thing post 3.5e

And it was a silly fluff rule anyways imo

[rocky gale]

I wish Gravis got their Heavy Bolt Rifle

[crystal forum]

one of the trailers shows a heavy bolt rifle for a second

i saw it

[arctic talon]

If a 3.5e gith PC I’m dm’ing for

I’ll just let them lol

[queen laurel]

@arctic talon i forget that even just iron jaw brutes could probably knock the teeth out of a dnd ogre

[rocky gale]

Heavy Bolt Rifle is in the game, but it's for the standard Marine, not the Gravis

[crystal forum]

i can go find it if you want larmoth

oh

[paper haven]

I just want to kill that nerd Leandros in single combat

[rocky gale]

Yep

[crystal forum]

damn

[arctic talon]

I think gravis do get a multi melta

Or some big melta

[rocky gale]

It's literally a weapon for Gravis Marines, but Tacitus gets it instead of Gravis

[crystal forum]

ok im happy

if it's a lot of big weapons and not just big bolter

[arctic talon]

Reivers don’t get bolt carbines

[arctic talon]

You get a big plasma gun

[paper haven]

Remember Eternal Crusade?

[crystal forum]

i kinda want to see combi bolters

[crystal forum]

or imagine a graviton weapon

that would be sick to use

like a slow down gun

[arctic talon]

Mfw

It does 0 damage to gaunts

Instantly fucking obliterates anything bigger

[crystal forum]

in coop it would be useful for support

slow them down so teamates can fuck em up

[dusk patrol]

Roll for precision

[paper haven]

Use gravity weapons to pull all the tyrannids into a big ball and then push it into space

[crystal forum]

the nid ball

throw it at a necron planet

or tau

[dusk patrol]

Grav weapons would be great for crowd control

[fallen plaza]

Imagine a grav gun in darktide

[crystal forum]

naaah

[paper haven]

Can the tyrannids even really fight the Necrons?

[fallen plaza]

How would you balance that for monsters

[dusk patrol]

Maybe if we get a ad mech dude

[crystal forum]

grav guns are too rare for us

[dusk patrol]

Wouldn’t be lore accurate that’s all

Only way we’d get one is a ad mech dude imo anyways

[crystal forum]

we'd get needlers before grav guns

which would be cooler imo

poison damage

stacking

[dusk patrol]

Idk about cooler

[fallen plaza]

So basically the medics syringe gun but darktide

[crystal forum]

stacking poison would be cool

[arctic talon]

Not well

[crystal forum]

like their health bar would go down faster the more you shoot

[paper haven]

Haha needler go brrrrrrr boom

[fallen plaza]

I find bleed is only fun on melee

[dusk patrol]

Necrons are pretty ideal to fuck with Nids

[fallen plaza]

So lets keep it that way

[crystal forum]

necrons dont give a shit yeah

[dusk patrol]

Nothing to eat

Disintegrates everything they kill

[fallen plaza]

They’ll start eating shorts in desperation

[queen laurel]

The only only way they can even fight necrons is if they find the way to digest necrodermis

But i think that is not going to happen

[crystal forum]

"oh that's some cute psykers you have there, it's a shame they got turned into green goop"

[paper haven]

Every tyrannid that dies fighting Necrons is biomass that will not return.

[dusk patrol]

They avoid tomb worlds for a reason

[fallen plaza]

Most creatures in our earth struggle with regular rock, and at best only use them as tools so i imagine with the nids its gonna be a pain

[crystal forum]

if necrons werent bitter old grandpas they help the galaxy fight nids and then demolish the deceiver for good

i just read up my necron lore

[fallen plaza]

The literal cock head deceiver

[paper haven]

So, best defense against the tyrannids is seed a tomb world with Orks, draw the nids in and wait for the problem to solve itself

[arctic talon]

Nids can eat blackstone I guess

Lol

[queen laurel]

Yep necrodermis literally also a type of metal that is practically alive

[crystal forum]

orks arent perfect defense against nids

nids win eventually

[misty brook]

Nids reproduce faster.

[dusk patrol]

The best defense against Nids is to kill them all

[fallen plaza]

Virus bomb

[queen laurel]

In the octarius war the orks were doing pretty well

[paper haven]

No the Orks are just bait.

[fallen plaza]

Istvann style

[crystal forum]

the imperium HATES this one inquisitor trick

[queen laurel]

Until you know they got sabotaged

[crystal forum]

they still lost eventually

[arctic talon]

Also khorne

Lol

[paper haven]

Pretty much guaranteed to wake up the Necrons trying to fight the nids

[dusk patrol]

Just have your world be a Dyson sphere with infinite energy and send endless waves of servitors at the Nids

[fallen plaza]

Orks on there way to do a lot and nothing at all at the same time

[crystal forum]

"send more tech thralls"
"but sir we need them to do menial wo-"
"I SAID SEND MORE TECH THRALLS"

[fallen plaza]

We’ll need help from that Forge World named after a bad band

[arctic talon]

They’re busy being mostly dead

[crystal forum]

the last forge world that tried fighting nids died

rip gryphonne IV

[arctic talon]

You mean the first

Smh

[crystal forum]

nobody cared about you until you died

[celest dome]

What you mean Bad band ?!

[crystal forum]

that would be copyrighted work

GW would NEVER steal from other IP's

[celest dome]

Metalica is still a banging band

[crystal forum]

sure if you're basic

[arctic talon]

Metalica the forge world are a bunch of assholes just like the band

[celest dome]

That's fair

they do be quite assholes
But their songs are good

[paper haven]

They would never steal other IP's and then copyright their original OC donut steal and viciously go after any of the fans who make stuff based off of it

[arctic talon]

Ye

[arctic talon]

Only if you make money off it

💀

[fallen plaza]

Oh no my 30 cents of profit taken by limewire, billions must now get dmcad

https://tenor.com/view/ritz-balls-tonic-chud-gif-10166682899603672147

[crystal forum]

good thing the legal system doesn't heavily favor large companies able to keep lawyers on payroll

oh wait no we live in the shitty timeline

[misty brook]

Have they found the eggs of the Maerorus assassin? Because her offspring are a threat to the Imperium internally and could spread too like a Genestealer Cult.

[fallen plaza]

https://youtu.be/a12KB2JhGwM?si=wFtPlfIt5elX0fM6

[paper haven]

I receive: Your intellectual property.
You receive: DMCA

[arctic talon]

No, she’s a plot point for you to use in a campaign

[crystal forum]

unless you're very very good

then they hire you and pay you pennies

[fallen plaza]

No, they’ll still take you down.

[paper haven]

How is that astartes guy doing?

[fallen plaza]

Died

[crystal forum]

what?

[paper haven]

Oh. For real?

[fallen plaza]

Yeah

[raven stone]

...wut

[fallen plaza]

Kinda sad really

[paper haven]

Geez

[raven stone]

...man.
Fires off 21 Boltguns salute

[arctic talon]

You better not be pulling my leg

[fallen plaza]

We should have a tribute announcement on this server

[celest dome]

Which SM guy ?

[crystal forum]

he's lying the artist is syama pedersen and he still posts on linkedin

[queen laurel]

The fuck is going on

[fallen plaza]

[crystal forum]

what the fuck zimmer

[misty brook]

You lie. His been working on this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nbOCqbkUA4

Looks metal too.

[celest dome]

Zimmer deserve a weekly ban

Every week he get banned for 1 week

[crystal forum]

genuinely unfunny

[fallen plaza]

Apparently I have gone too far on the bit

My bad on that then

[queen laurel]

Well you kinda implied someone died

Can't really blame people on that part

[paper haven]

I suspected it was a bit, that's why I asked if you were for real

[raven stone]

It doesn't help that in the distant past I missed a genuine death on a different forum :/

[storm jungle]

He has essentially stopped doing warhammer content

most of his Astartes project is also in the trash

[crystal forum]

also GW now owns the project apparently

[storm jungle]

GW probably is just holding onto Astartes 2 for almost 4 years now

aside from that its over

[crystal forum]

so all the money is going to them

i'd be so bitter

[storm jungle]

that and like

he was making WAY more money than anything GW would give him

his patreon numbers were crazy

[fallen plaza]

How did I only heard of this from you

I thought he worked there now

For fuck sake

[crystal forum]

ofc GW wouldn't be talking loudly about this

[storm jungle]

I went to his patreon because i was bored last year then uh saw hes basically just doing his own animations now, and the astartes stuff seems essentially null

[fallen plaza]

Now when it does come out it's gonna be shit

[raven stone]

Well they employed him to stop him flooding the good animation in essence

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

remember he's called syama pedersen

[raven stone]

Not even actually giving him work to do...

[storm jungle]

but yeah like i knew something was wrong THE MOMENT he deleted all astartes vids from his channel on GW request, people had good faith but i didnt, now look at what has happened lol

[queen laurel]

This has always confused me the great apparent animation purge of gw where animated content is like taking down or something

Is it like as bad as people make it out to be or

[storm jungle]

its essentially them just not wanting people to make money off their product

which is braindead

sure you should protect your assets

but these people would barely scratch you

lol

[crystal forum]

https://nz.linkedin.com/in/syama-pedersen-339b8761

follow him on linkedin or something

[queen laurel]

Yeah that is some nintendo level move

[fallen plaza]

Right, now I am even more angrier now

[arctic talon]

Nintendo sends death squads after you smh

[raven stone]

No and yes.

As far as I am aware, GW is purging anyone trying to make money from their creations.

I don't think genuinely free content creators got hammered.

[fallen plaza]

I haven't had a this big a hateboner on gw since I moved to 30k

Fuck you GW

[queen laurel]

[crystal forum]

costs them nothing to send take downs and the legal team only looks for stuff to do

it's really annoying

[wintry scarab]

The only reason why im into 40k is because of stuff that GW had nothing to do with. Now that stuff is gone lol

[storm jungle]

They also made that super harsh announcement of "any kind of fan content is illegal" on their IP rules.

and changed it months later to be less harsh sounding

i had a lawyer friend look over it, it was so funny

the funny part is people were scared of this when like... no??? GW isnt disney, they cant touch you

[crystal forum]

legally they can't sue you unless they can prove major damages to the brand or to sales

[fallen plaza]

That's the more annoying bit

[raven stone]

One almost thinks they are going to expand in China where, admittedly, rip offs are a dime a dozen...

[fallen plaza]

Everyone overreacted to it

[storm jungle]

^

both sides yeah

[crystal forum]

but they'll still sue you because you cant afford a lawyer

they know that

[fallen plaza]

Even artist who weren't even targeted

[storm jungle]

Alfabusa literally said "please dont brigade this stuff" and the fandom was up in arms lol

[queen laurel]

Let me guess the overreaction cause them to attack people who surrendered right

[fallen plaza]

I've seen good artist delete there work

[storm jungle]

Sodaz was one case

[queen laurel]

Like the artist who just wanted to not get in trouble

[storm jungle]

ngl id say its a shame he stopped 40k

but his fallout stuff is goated

so lmao

[queen laurel]

Wait if they don't like people making money off of their product wouldn't they also take down youtubers who monetize warhammer lore?

[raven stone]

Also for some odd reason GW only really targets video content.

You don't hear about fic writers being purged...

[queen laurel]

I am very well aware of that

[crystal forum]

i like where alfabusa is taking stuff