40k-lore-chat

[queen laurel]

a twitter user walks into this chat they will get immediately annihilated

[fallen plaza]

Twinks are in low supply in this economy

[queen laurel]

just from seeing everyone here talk including you

[forest orbit]

we are entering the age of strife

but instead of DAOT its cute partners 😔

[green loom]

We need to return to the roman times

[plush mason]

just go play any anime game and that is all you will see lol

[fallen plaza]

Not fake men nerd

[spring cairn]

anime games urgh

[fallen plaza]

If that were true most of you would be dead already

😁

[crystal forum]

i only use twitter to look boys up

[dusk patrol]

Just gotta work on your rizz

And lower your standards

[queen laurel]

Everyone in this chat is a unique strain of Twitter users known as the Common Sensers

one of a kind and very rare to find

[spring cairn]

the forbidden truth

[crystal forum]

anybody with a following above 1k is probably mentally deranged so i steer away

[fallen plaza]

Thats just how being gay is in general

[plush mason]

hey, i dont use X, i only made an account because old dipshit Elon made it so you have to have an account to read comments and we all know the meat of the comedy is the comments for X posts

[queen laurel]

try to use it for art but after a while i got bored

[dusk patrol]

Remember kids, you’re not special, soulmates don’t exist, and there isn’t someone waiting for you.

You have to find them

You must manifest it

And statistically it still won’t work out

[spring cairn]

idc i got to have sex

[dusk patrol]

Real and true

[fallen plaza]

Not to mention financially

[plush mason]

me a grey ace, wow im so glad i dont have to waste time with such needs

[fallen plaza]

I dunno what that is

[crystal forum]

asexual

[spring cairn]

having tinder on in a big city is the meta fr

[crystal forum]

too many weirdos thirsting for me on those big apps

[spring cairn]

sure

[crystal forum]

especially grindr

[fallen plaza]

Uh huh, totally true mister gay

[crystal forum]

you'd be surprised

uwu

[fallen plaza]

Die

You fruity carnivore

[queen laurel]

just kiss him, should call him down

[spring cairn]

i mean idk how it goes on the gay side of thing but i used tinder as a straight man and it's very easy to hook up in big cities

[plush mason]

specifically its asexual that lacks the desire, i can and do get horny but have no actual need to satisfy such cravings

[spring cairn]

and like you can get someone new every 2 days p much

[crystal forum]

aces on their way to speedrun every hobby known to man

[plush mason]

yup

[fallen plaza]

Im gonna attempt to speed run every addictive substance i can get

[plush mason]

please dont

[fallen plaza]

To prove addiction is a choice

Its not real guys

[dusk patrol]

Cocaine is the best just do that

Don’t waste your time with the posers

[queen laurel]

nah jet fuel is the stuff

[dusk patrol]

Pfft

[queen laurel]

go with that

[spring cairn]

i don't do drugs i'm already high on life 🙂

[dusk patrol]

That shit can’t even melt steel beams

[green loom]

I wouldn't curse someone with me at any rate anyway

[fallen plaza]

Good

[dusk patrol]

Real and true

[fallen plaza]

Who would date a dark angels fan, they’d just fall asleep

[dusk patrol]

I thought you said you weren’t gay?

[spare osprey]

I won’t take offense

[dusk patrol]

[spare osprey]

Just this once

[spring cairn]

i don't

get it

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/lezduit-high-on-life-gif-27664524

[queen laurel]

HIgh on what

[green loom]

That's Blood Angels to you Jerry

[queen laurel]

DAMN IT

slow again

[spring cairn]

if there's a pun somewhere I'm too german sorry

[storm jungle]

their subreddit is pretty weird

[green loom]

Yes

I don't like them much

[storm jungle]

I appreciate the porn but wheres the lore

[plush mason]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4_6r4gowbfk?feature=share what the average SM stan thinks they would be like in if they lived in 40k

[queen laurel]

in their ass

[green loom]

No you're thinking of dark angels

[spare osprey]

DO NOT

Go into dark angels

Only the unforgiven

[storm jungle]

The shitty sabaton music adds to it

or w/e the fuck their name is

[plush mason]

what they would actually be

[fallen plaza]

Dogshit is there real name

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/Cfz1zDpsxwc?si=y_butvGMS4JQTYHB what really happens

[spring cairn]

someone liking sabaton is the reddest of blood stained crimson flag you can find

[plush mason]

huh?

[spring cairn]

worldwide

[fallen plaza]

Power metal fans in general are like that

[spring cairn]

they're dogshit

[spring cairn]

no

[fallen plaza]

There is no good power metal band

[queen laurel]

sabbaton people are the reddess of rednecks

i think that's what he's saying

[plush mason]

they are the only band i like

[queen laurel]

i don't know i don't speak american lingo

[green loom]

Sabaton is decent noise

But like

Most of their music is just

[fallen plaza]

The same

[green loom]

"war bad glory war sad war war bad war"

[plush mason]

hey, im a metal head and there isnt many options for us today

[queen laurel]

yes they are like a band for Khorne

[spring cairn]

there's a lot actually

[fallen plaza]

You are so fucking wrong

[queen laurel]

they flavor different types of war

[green loom]

People died bad war war remember people war glory war war

[spring cairn]

power metal is fine

sabaton sucks tho

[fallen plaza]

Fleshgod apocalypse is the one ive been listening to recently

[plush mason]

i will take them over power wolf

[spring cairn]

they're the same band

[green loom]

Or my favourite

War war war war war war war war

[spring cairn]

Power wolf is literally the reflection of sabaton in the mirror

[crystal forum]

what about pestilence, famine and death??

[plush mason]

let me correct myself, im a metal head that hates screamo and overally heavy vocals

[green loom]

Metal style covers are better than most metal music NGL

[fallen plaza]

So a fake fan

[fallen plaza]

Im only partially joking

[spring cairn]

If you want an excellent metal band there was Gojira playing at the Olympics's opening 2 weeks ago

[forest orbit]

Okay you had me there for a second

[crystal forum]

trashy people listening to trashy generic music is a universal constant

[green loom]

Revengeance soundtrack has some bangers

[plush mason]

yeah and im trash what can i say

[fallen plaza]

Smelly welly

[crystal forum]

you're lovable trash

[green loom]

What's a good sabaton track

[fallen plaza]

There all the same

[plush mason]

great war is my go to

[fallen plaza]

Think of any, they’ll sound good in a vacuum

[queen laurel]

all of them sound like war is bad or some shit

so just pick

[green loom]

I kinda like uhh

Long live the king I think

[plush mason]

i think i have learned more about Swedish history listening to Sabaton than i ever have or would have in school

[shadow plover]

[plush mason]

but im an American so thats true for every nation even America lol

[fallen plaza]

Im sorry for you then

[storm jungle]

i learned most american lore from Metal Gear

to quote the Senator himself

[shadow plover]

I learned most of american lore against my will

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/we're-all-pawns-were-all-pawns-controlled-by-something-greater-memes-the-dna-of-the-soul-gif-18067776410191015374

[storm jungle]

"American imperialism is completely justfied because we had a black president once."

[green loom]

Their earlier sabaton Carolus Rex stuff isn't horrid

[queen laurel]

i learned american history through gun shots

[green loom]

But now they're basically just rewriting Last Stand over and over again lol

[plush mason]

the Senator isnt a meme, he is literally just every other man in the south

[fallen plaza]

Erm thats not metal gear thats max0r 🤓

[storm jungle]

same thing

[storm jungle]

I love how Armstrong has the most evil ass plan ever but from the way he does his speech people almost agree with him

legit one of the greatest random villains i can ever think of in fiction, hes up there

[queen laurel]

I should ask him to make a Horus heresy lore video with his maximum editing potential

[fallen plaza]

I’d rather not

[plush mason]

yeah like i said, he is literally just a normal ass southern man

mentally at least

[storm jungle]

What was he the senator of again

California?

[queen laurel]

but it's going to be one of a kind wonderful brain rot storm

[storm jungle]

lmao

[spare osprey]

Just imagine the justified empire with a woman in office. I’m rubbing my hands in evil anticipation already

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-senator-armstrong-tear-smile-wholesome-senator-armstrong-smile-senator-armstrong-proud-armstrong-smile-gif-25514955

[green loom]

Average gun YouTuber

[queen laurel]

The wonder he adapted his body to withstand high temperatures

[storm jungle]

Armstrong legit went

[queen laurel]

He is a natural born fire resistant human

[storm jungle]

"I dont care about gender or politics, i just want the strong to pummel the weak"

[crystal forum]

fallout new vegas taught me nevada lore

[storm jungle]

guy could not care less

[queen laurel]

and the concerning amount of people that apparently agree with that sentiment

[plush mason]

ngl i wonder if the people that made him knew about the Dominionists cult

[storm jungle]

I doubt it

[plush mason]

because holy fuck did they characterize the cult perfectly

[storm jungle]

Kojima wrote most of the script tho and he tends to be aware of political climates to some degree.

[crystal forum]

they're japanese they probably think he's partially right

[green loom]

Wasn't Kojima just winging at this point already

[storm jungle]

LOL

[storm jungle]

I mean

[green loom]

"oh god another metal gear game"

[storm jungle]

he literally made a game thats still remembered almost 2 decades later

so idc what he thinks

its good brainfirework content

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[crystal forum]

it's peak 2000's

[rocky gale]

I wish I was baked soon

[plush mason]

ngl i think it says a lot about the Dominionists that their views are easy to capture in a literal cartoon villain

[queen laurel]

so Dilara did the wardens actually make a pact to the gods to not interfere with the business here

[fallen plaza]

May he be freed from the dough mashallah

[queen laurel]

And only allow the strongest to be here

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

gaming peaked during the mid 2000's to early 2010's

[fallen plaza]

Gulk gulk

[plush mason]

i want to agree but then we have seen some real bangers come out recently

[fallen plaza]

Okay old man

[queen laurel]

Bro is a Fossil

[crystal forum]

hey good games still exist but we've never had as many constant bangers as that time

[fallen plaza]

You were also a baby back then and were easily impressionable, so of course you would think they were great

[shadow plover]

this is just flat out wrong too

[crystal forum]

nope

[storm jungle]

We had a ton of good games then still imo

[plush mason]

there is a reason 2012 is still remembered as a historic year in gaming

[storm jungle]

we deffo arent in the dark ages

but still

[plush mason]

stuff like that doesnt happen often

[storm jungle]

Yeah this, also games werent as high budget

[shadow plover]

10s fucking sucked mostly

[spare osprey]

By Allah he shall pay for his crimes

[dusk patrol]

It’s the same with anything

[crystal forum]

yeah my favorite game came out in 2012

[storm jungle]

You sucked you motherfu-

[dusk patrol]

No one remember the shit

Everyone remembers the good stuff

[rocky gale]

The Games industry has literally never topped this
https://youtu.be/q0x4Kw_y4fg

[dusk patrol]

Music, movies, games

[storm jungle]

Yeah because the good outshadowed the bad lol

it isnt like today where every product is some rushed shit

[dusk patrol]

There’s good and bad periods but all eras have shit and good stuff

[spare osprey]

Gaming peaked in 2011

[storm jungle]

Anyway im drinking tea so everyone fight, melee weapons allowed

[queen laurel]

Yeah so what's so bad about being a nice and having a common sense person and instead picking being a Nazi as a warhammer fan I don't really get that argument

[shadow plover]

00s and 10s were so bad in so many ways when it comes to media, fashion and VIBES like holy shit

[crystal forum]

bioshock, dead space, call of duty world at war, black ops, minecraft, all the lego games

[fallen plaza]

That whole concept was made by video essay hacks

[shadow plover]

but games did do better than most

[crystal forum]

half life 2

resident evil 4

[storm jungle]

ı saw one today that was uh

"How masculinity i ngaming died"

and it shows that one twunk apex character

next to a WW2 shooter

LOL

[rocky gale]

There's like 500 videos about that right now

[storm jungle]

Me when different genres exist

[rocky gale]

The "What killed masculinity in video games" is the current debate

[storm jungle]

I guess Kratos doesnt exist

[queen laurel]

what was bro yapping when games like this still come out today

[spare osprey]

There are twinks in video games that I can’t date

[storm jungle]

ikr

[spare osprey]

The west hath fallen

[storm jungle]

the argument is also like, so disgusting

Half the comments are just "I miss when female characters in game dressed up like sluts i could rub my dick to"

[plush mason]

debate isnt the correct word, it isnt a debate its just a pointless argument

[queen laurel]

warhammer fans definitely

[crystal forum]

damn good games still exist that's crazy

[storm jungle]

Also before I forget

https://youtu.be/IjhvmZ3S8bE?t=16

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fight-beat-up-beating-punching-gif-13866624219462802987

TIM BURTON BATMAN THEME LETS GOOOOOO

[fallen plaza]

There stupid because they clearly never collected there penances and saw the beautiful woman across the desk

[spare osprey]

Bruce still owes him 16 dollas

[dusk patrol]

True, random QTE sex for red orbs has been my dating experience

[storm jungle]

Why are people who play mario think they are gamers, are they stupid?

[plush mason]

see thats the problem, she wont slap them or step on them so they cant be happy

[storm jungle]

all i can do is random QTE for breaking your son's neck

[queen laurel]

a millionaire owing someone $16.00 and not paying is hilarious

[spare osprey]

Abandon daughter QuickTime event

[dusk patrol]

Oof

Don’t hit him with an arrow before hand

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

that is still peak GoW

at one point i was like "BITCH GET OFF"

[crystal forum]

random button smashing moments is one of those things im glad is dead

fucking resident evil 4

[storm jungle]

it exists, just not as prevalent

[storm jungle]

KEK

[queen laurel]

speaking of apparently his creator doesn't like kratos gaining common sense and letting go of being a violent war machine

[plush mason]

and then the OG writer tried to call the new GOW woke because it told a masculine story about Kratos learning how to not be a shit father

[queen laurel]

what a fucking surprise

[green loom]

I think Warhammer has a serious lack of twinks

[queen laurel]

The guy that had the sex QuickTime events doesn't like his character that is a killing machine gaining family or something

[plush mason]

dude goes on one of the most manly quests you can image and some idiot tries to call it woke

thats the world we live in

[spare osprey]

Literally just was upset that a character can change

Was wild

[storm jungle]

I literally do not respect the opinion of anyone that uses the word "woke"

always such a braindead buzzword for nonsense

lol

[plush mason]

same

[queen laurel]

oh you nameless bird

[shadow plover]

correct

[storm jungle]

Woke this woke that

HOW ABOUT

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING

[queen laurel]

same

[storm jungle]

AND GOT MYSELF A GUN

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-the-sopranos-tony-sopranos-the-sopranos-opening-theme-james-gandolfini-gif-20344447

[crystal forum]

you know i genuinely used to think last of us 2 was bad just because of the outrage when it came out. nobody is immune to propaganda

[queen laurel]

nah overdose instead

[green loom]

Dilara woke confirmed??????

[spare osprey]

Well what tf am I supposed to tell someone what I did in the morning?

I waked

[shadow plover]

woke used to have a positive sound to it

I remember it well

[storm jungle]

yeah now its just a red flag

[crystal forum]

it means anything i dislike

[plush mason]

yup

[storm jungle]

like literally just say "im racist and i dont like this" lol

[green loom]

Up yours woke moralists, we'll see who cancels who

[fallen plaza]

I wanna kiss anyone that says it so i can give them love they never had

[crystal forum]

woke

[queen laurel]

sits down in the table

pewdiepie is a woke Nazi

burns the entire world

[fallen plaza]

😘

[plush mason]

they would pass out and die

[crystal forum]

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-god-of-war-gif-26526142

[spare osprey]

Idk there are a few who look like jabba the hutt’s nephew

[spring cairn]

abandoning daughter QTE

[storm jungle]

me trying to leave darktide to play any other game

[spare osprey]

Like this is a wild selfie to have as a pfp

[green loom]

Doesn't he have some really weird takes

[fallen plaza]

Sounds like your scared, c’mere 😚

[plush mason]

im sad, i have to get to level 22 to use the break action shotgun :/

[green loom]

Also realizing now but hell yeah Silence posting

[queen laurel]

they be looking like this

[spare osprey]

He dislikes Fahrenheit 451 and that’s enough for me to put a hex on him tbh

[green loom]

Wazzat

[fallen plaza]

Oh that

I wanna read that so i can say it is trash too, we’ll see

[spare osprey]

It was a weird read tbh

[shadow plover]

Ha! Knew I had it saved somewhere

[spare osprey]

Weird enough for me to make a marine named after the main character

[shadow plover]

to intense music makes it so much better

[storm jungle]

lmao

holy shit

this really shouldnt be that relatable

[queen laurel]

wait isn't his daughter dead because u know he destroyed the whole of olympus

[storm jungle]

thats the afterlife

[queen laurel]

Or is like the underworld a separate thing

[storm jungle]

kratos has escaped from hell/hades like... three times?

[shadow plover]

yes and that's a dream sequence or whatever

[green loom]

He personally killed his daughter and wife

[fallen plaza]

Legoland looks really gay to be fair, so i doubt your missing out

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/sup-dawg-sug-nod-dog-gif-10032884340639555575

[queen laurel]

i mean in a sense that there soul no longer resides in the afterlife

because you know he kind of destroyed the afterlife

[green loom]

Oh probably idk

[spare osprey]

You think after the underworld got fucked up they all just shimmed over to Anubis

[green loom]

I'm NGL the only thing I looked into concerning the older GoWs is the funny murder scenes

[spare osprey]

Big ass line now

[plush mason]

btw i was watching a YT video a few days ago and in it one of the people said there is like 400 something lines of just "boy" in the GOW 2018 game

[shadow plover]

accurate

should be more

[plush mason]

it might have been

my brain is mush and i cant remember the exact number or even what the video i was watch was about or who was in it lol

[shadow plover]

meant that in a sense Kratos should've said it more

[plush mason]

oh

[shadow plover]

400 could be accurate for all I know

[plush mason]

i think they said its in the sound files

tbch i think the fact Kratos almost never said his son's name in the 2018 title was relatable to a lot of men playing it lol

[shadow plover]

And when he finally says it is such a sweet moment!!!!1

peak

[plush mason]

yeah

[shadow plover]

or just "SON"

[plush mason]

your dad says your first name you ether fucked up bad or impressed the hell out of him

[storm jungle]

4-5 are just such good games in general

[green loom]

I must fuck up a lot then

[storm jungle]

even if 4 is just an entire setup one

[green loom]

Makes sense tbh

[queen laurel]

i detail i love is that he named his son after a soldier he respects the most and even treated as a friend

[plush mason]

if he says your full name you a dead man walking

[queen laurel]

you we're a chad Atreus

[warm mason]

hey, im just getting into Warhammer, is the zealot like a inquisition base soldier? before the prision happened.

[queen laurel]

you we're a chad

[green loom]

They're quite literally a random angry hobo

[queen laurel]

nah they're just religious fanatics

[plush mason]

they where just a random murder hobo that was a useful idiot for the church

[fallen plaza]

Assuming you picked the right backstory for your character, maybe i dunno

[warm mason]

i know they are religious, but like what did they do? really hobo? that sounds funny lol

[green loom]

Depends on origin

The judge is a vigilante

[storm jungle]

The Inquisition is largely a secret police/CIA/KGB force made up entirely of Inquisitors all with their own warbands of very varying sizes and agendas, they are made to function like essentially an RPG roleplaying template where they can essentially recruit anyone to their ranks in the Imperium even aliens depending on the Inquisitor in question.

Zealots are just any well, zealot from the Imperium. These can range from random street preachers to fully militant religious nutjobs that have fought in actual wars next to the Imperium's actual soldiery and so on.

[queen laurel]

they are basically very very religious and did very bad thing to get here

[green loom]

I forget if the Preacher or Agitator are the arsonist

[plush mason]

i think its agitator

they ofc claim it wasnt a crime as the people they killed where clearly heretics

[tough haven]

Oh boy can we show you wonders

They just went kinda crazy and killer people because they thought they were heretics

But then again, insufficient suspicion or too much curiosity is heresy

Questioning your station is heresy

[queen laurel]

hey you pile of red paintdo not drag'em further down the hole

[tough haven]

Any tiny thing

So they probably were technically correct

[warm mason]

got it. I just created my zealot a time ago and didnt pay atention to any of the backstory because didnt know anything abot WH4000 then. Now I know nothing aswell, but I started to like the zealot irish screams of "for the emperorrrr" and started googling who is the empereror and went on a 5 hours youtube lore rabbit hole and here i am.

[tough haven]

One of us, one of us

[storm jungle]

Lmao that sounds about right

[tough haven]

He is the master of mankind, and worlds smartest dumbass

[queen laurel]

Aight grind your teeth because i'm about to send them down your throat

[tough haven]

Yum, I need more calcium in my diet

[shadow plover]

"Who's this Emperor fellow"

[tough haven]

Can I have some of your teef in exchange? I could use a new shoota

[warm mason]

it was like "who is the emperor and why he needs more skulls in his golden throne"

[queen laurel]

zog you

[tough haven]

Btw, what he’s shouting is a hairline away from heresy

[warm mason]

why is that?

[tough haven]

Dats da spirit! Let’s have a good scrap to work out da kinks

[tough haven]

It’s a few words away from a chaos cult’s battle cry

“Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the Skull throne!”

And too much enjoyment in battle/bloodshed can attract the attention of Khorne, one of the 4 chaos gods, even if you’re killing in the name of the emperor

[queen laurel]

oh no that warcry is usually reserved for a different guy either your character doesn't know or is not even hiding that fact

it's usually for the god of war blood and skulls

KHORNE

and the war cry usually goes

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

also that image i showed you isn't really what he looks like

it's just accepted as the general what he looks like by the fans

[tough haven]

Fun fact, I’m actually 2 grots and an ork in a inquisition greatcoat, don’t tell anyone

[warm mason]

aww man, i thought it was so original

like a legit emperor war cry

[green loom]

Wow, so rogue trader did that well

[queen laurel]

Imperial War cries are usually

"For The Emperor!"

Or

"For The Imperium!"

[dusk patrol]

Telling you man

This is just the start of Warhammer stuff getting bigger and bigger

[green loom]

Emotionspark is based in Serbia 🤔

[dusk patrol]

Darktide did very well, Rogue Trader did, Total Warhammer basically took over the company and killed other Total War projects it was so successful

We’ll see for SM2 but I can’t imagine it won’t do well

[fallen plaza]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmiOJSTQ-9MTDfNnczo_rFPMcmZZk9yGi?si=axANJDuiEFhLvt2T

[plush mason]

so long as that project wasnt medieval 3 i say it was a worthy sacrifice

[queen laurel]

It's going to become more of a war zone as the new guys will deal with the old fans

[dusk patrol]

Good

I love a target rich environment

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/wh40k-bolter-gif-13397108

[fallen plaza]

Thank you fellow ultraman

[crystal forum]

flamer time

[tough haven]

My favorite is “For the master of mankind!”

[fallen plaza]

My favorite is BEGONE FOUL HERETICS, SIGMAR WILLS IT!

[tough haven]

Any other questions about the lore?

[tough haven]

Preacher war cries go kinda hard though

I love all the interactions

Ogryn lines are best though

[crystal forum]

there's this really cool finishing line in a soul drinker book that an inquisitor says

right before executing a big psyker enemy

i dont remember it fuck

[fallen plaza]

Alzeimers

😔

[crisp heath]

So, since sickness and disease is related to chaos and the warp. Would having a blank as a doctor in a sick ward help people recover?

[rocky gale]

No because sickness and disease is still a thing

Reality begets the warp, not the other way around

[spare osprey]

unless it's a warp virus, no

wouldn't do anythin

but also i gotta imagine

[rocky gale]

Like Khorne is god of war, hatred, rage, wrath, blood and murder. But all of those things still exist outside of Khorne and the influence of the Warp

[spare osprey]

it would suck in its own way

like blanks make normal people feel horrible

so like

hey your god spawned plague is gettin a bit better, but you also feel a chill that's so indescribably foreign you wanna kill the person

[fallen plaza]

Could explain covid 19

This is a kit ive been eying recently

Boy oh boy it looks good

[echo vault]

The first time i watched this video i didn't know who this unit speaking was because Necron Pariahs weren't a thing after 3rd edition I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2yPvv2xRs

[warm mason]

Yeah whats up with the 1000 psykers being sacrificed in order to keep the emperor alive? How does that work?

[echo vault]

load everyone into psyker tubes probably and then some freaky psychic heat up thing happens

[queen laurel]

You see the thing he is sitting on acts like a flashlight that allows the ships to travel light speed safely and he basically powers it with his life

And he's a psychic vegetable that is barely alive by the way

[tough haven]

So the golden throne is the device that keeps him alive, and it’s slowly breaking down, so now we gotta sacrifice psykers to it to fuel the emperors psychic power, and it keeps needing more

And the emperor is basically just a living lighthouse now

To allow interstellar navigation

[storm jungle]

Yeah it was largely due to tabletop reasons then with the Newcrons retcon they were entirely removed

[queen laurel]

I think it was it was the astronomican

That day sacrifice people to so that the emperor can basically still guide his ships

I don't know my lore is a bit fuzzy when it comes to imperial crap

[fallen plaza]

Emperor hungry

[warm mason]

Aside from being a lighthouse, is the emperor still giving commands to the empire? Or Who is in charge since he is basically dead?

[arctic talon]

He’s pretty much a corpse

[echo vault]

I think they still exist in lore either just not mentioned or as a failed experiment from what I can read, they still can fit they just need some tweaking specifically with the lore about their blank abilities since things probably have changed regarding null blank powers since the sisters of silence came out (I think, maybe its just fine)

[arctic talon]

Szeras mentions experimenting on Blanks but calls it a dead end

[echo vault]

Model wise maybe you could have them and just play them on tabletop as immortals just fancy

[echo vault]

I saw that pariah vs sisters of silence fan art i want it to be real

[outer wave]

He has no say in anything the Imperium does now. That's now the job of inquisitors, the church, and any higher up that enforces the rules

[arctic talon]

They were a lychguard equivalent

[queen laurel]

Basically his son Guiliman

[arctic talon]

Just shittier

[echo vault]

ok thank you

[queen laurel]

Trying his best to hold the imperium

[echo vault]

the coolest looking things suck the worst in rules :(

[arctic talon]

Bcs no reanimation protocol

Ngl I do not like how necron pariahs look

[fallen plaza]

I wouldn’t mind if the imperium went through a holy roman empire route

[echo vault]

they're a bit simplistic skeletal dude mans, their old models also look interesting

[arctic talon]

I think the other necron minis looked better

Even at the time

Pariahs always looked off

[fallen plaza]

Just make lion and guilliumen split the imperium

[arctic talon]

The imperium is already essentially split

[echo vault]

I mean this is almost too on the nose terminator i get it

[arctic talon]

I think GW doesn’t have the balls to actually break it apart fully

[fallen plaza]

Yeah but with a second primarch would actually force them to write something interesting i think

[crystal forum]

which part would lion be in control of?

[fallen plaza]

Unlike nhilus

[crystal forum]

feels like something GW would actually do since roman empire split up

[arctic talon]

Nihlus prolly

But they have Dante in charge of nihlus rn

Nihlus’s lore is just like

Chaos is in control of large chunks of it

There’s chaos empires

It’s even shittier then normal

[fallen plaza]

I prefer if lion got the good parts but its split even further now

Make it so its psuedo on the brink of collapse

[crystal forum]

do you think the cicadrix will clear up one day?

[arctic talon]

No

[fallen plaza]

No

[arctic talon]

It actually lets

Chaos interact more

I think I cannot understate how little chaos got actual big fights before 8e lol

Usually just raiding parties or daemon incursions

[fallen plaza]

I still would like more chaos xenos too

I want chaos kroot that look like dawi-zharr

[echo vault]

So now more fantasy esque entire demon armies are more common?

maybe with less chariots though

[fallen plaza]

Aka less cool than fantasy chaos

[echo vault]

40k gets juggernauts from fantasy

[crystal forum]

yeah but chaos isn't supposed to be like an actual faction i feel

[fallen plaza]

Tf you mean

[crystal forum]

unlike xenos who want to gain more territories and shit

[fallen plaza]

You can field daemons in game

[echo vault]

wat

[arctic talon]

we do have chaos xenos

[crystal forum]

chaos just want to ruin the galaxy slowly here and there

[arctic talon]

We have chaos empires

Thats what daemons want to do

[echo vault]

Demons are pretty petty, working at whatever whims they or their patron god feels like

[arctic talon]

Chaos corrupted humans and xenos have their own things

going on

[fallen plaza]

Too bad we wont hear from them

[arctic talon]

Would be nice if GW actually expanded on Rakgol but they're FFG property so

theyr'e in hell

[crystal forum]

nothing big though like even nids actually have a bigger overall faction goal

[echo vault]

chaos squats

from rogue trader back

[arctic talon]

there's as short story about living in the Red Corsairs one in the new codex

its like

the imperium but spikier

And with more daemons

[echo vault]

Really for specific chaos demons it depends on the patron god and their goal like fantasy, like I can imagine a lord of change being able to mobilize a demon force, or a particularly powerful great unclean one that kinda deal.

[arctic talon]

Chaos at its core is about its followers gaining more and more power and using that power however you please

[opaque coyote]

Pariahs be like

[crystal forum]

would be nice if tau became a real faction

[arctic talon]

how are Tau not a real faction

[echo vault]

what

[arctic talon]

or do you mean you want them to be bigger

[fallen plaza]

Are you stupid gay

[queen laurel]

Bro what do you mean

[arctic talon]

because they certainly are a real faction lol

[queen laurel]

They can't really go offensive

[arctic talon]

more real then fucking Votann

I mean

spheres of expansion

[queen laurel]

They don't have the numbers

[arctic talon]

[fallen plaza]

Fuck votann too

[echo vault]

they will be once the lore in my head becomes canon

[arctic talon]

LOL

[queen laurel]

That's why they use tactics that require them to use actual strategy

Shooting from a far stuff like that

[fallen plaza]

Its really funny that the smartest factions are the least popular ones

Ravenguard are genuinely smart, no one likes them

[arctic talon]

Tau and Eldar are pretty popular for hobbyists and tabletop players tbf

[crystal forum]

i guess i just want clear factions like in the HH

[arctic talon]

Lets not talk about fucking

WE DO

WHAT

[fallen plaza]

White scars, genuinely smart, no one likes them

[arctic talon]

I"M GOING TO THROTTLE YOU JAY

[queen laurel]

No one likes the common sense factions it seems

Orks everyone loves them

[crystal forum]

HH had a main threat idk what to say

[arctic talon]

Okay

and its fucking lame

[queen laurel]

Because they're brutes that go to war

[arctic talon]

that its all about Chaos

Chaos
Chaos

Chaos

Daddy issues Chaos

[crystal forum]

yes that was lame

but at least it was unified

[arctic talon]

I don't want 40k factions to be unified

I want them to murder each other

The factions have their own goals

they all do

[fallen plaza]

I like hh because it feels more cohesive the entire narrative

[arctic talon]

I'm not sure what you mean by "unified"

[crystal forum]

i like having bigger goals than "fuck this one single planet"

[arctic talon]

THEY DO

I don't like HH because it cuts out what I enjoy the most about 40k

[queen laurel]

They're quite literally recruiting species because they want to bring the entire galaxy into one singular group

[arctic talon]

but w/e lol

[queen laurel]

The greater good

Literally the entire reason they do their campaigns

[crystal forum]

yes this is what i want to say with words thanks

[arctic talon]

Okay

[crystal forum]

it's cohesive

[arctic talon]

that at least makes sense

but why do you think individual factions aren't cohesive

because there's something cohesive in the active warzones

[crystal forum]

it feels hard to figure out wtf is going on with 40k since there's so many small squabbles in between the bigger ones

[queen laurel]

That's the point of the setting

[arctic talon]

There isn't a bigger fight so to speak thats the point

[queen laurel]

To sell the plastic crack the small squabbles are important

[arctic talon]

The Imperium is a rotting decaying corpse trying to hang on

[crystal forum]

but they keep hinting that with nids 😩

[arctic talon]

no????

[crystal forum]

i believe so

[arctic talon]

literally where

[queen laurel]

Where

[arctic talon]

if you're talking about a new hive fleet invading

thats not that at all imo

[crystal forum]

oh

[queen laurel]

That's just an average Tyranid day

[arctic talon]

Its a new massive hive fleet invasion yeah

but like

Thats just nids, everyone in their path is trying to fight them off

[crystal forum]

is there not a massive amount of nids still coming for the galaxy

[queen laurel]

Isn't that basically their way of getting reinforcements

[arctic talon]

Probably?

Most likely?

Out of universe(yes)

in univere no one knows

[queen laurel]

Because they don't have established bases in the galaxy

[arctic talon]

The nids just keep on coming

and they'll just keep on killing or die trying

[queen laurel]

Yeah there from somewhere

[arctic talon]

When behemoth was defeated it was like

"Thats the last of the nids"

[crystal forum]

sike

[arctic talon]

Then behold

HIVE FLEET KRAKEN

[queen laurel]

Yeah like they literally came from multiple angles from above from below from the sides of the milky way

[arctic talon]

and then after kraken

Behold Leviathan(and friends)

[crystal forum]

i wonder how unified votaan will be

[arctic talon]

and then even more Leviathan

[crystal forum]

probably not much since they're all companies and stuff

[arctic talon]

the Leagues share a common goal

but they like

compete with each other

[fallen plaza]

Suck

[crystal forum]

yeah

[arctic talon]

the most unified faction in 40k is like

[queen laurel]

Yeah like imperials

[arctic talon]

the Tau

by far lol

[queen laurel]

But less violent

[arctic talon]

Or nids I guess

but the Tau rarely infight

[queen laurel]

Not eldar?

[fallen plaza]

Lmao

Hell naw

[arctic talon]

LOL

[queen laurel]

I thought they would be more inclined to trust each other because of you know the dying race

[arctic talon]

Craftworld Eldar are

not unified at all

the craftworlds want different things

there's a chunk who's heavily focused on chaos

a chunk who really hate "filthy xenos"

[queen laurel]

Okay so then fighting in the table isn't that ridiculous

[arctic talon]

ones that are just trying not to die

[queen laurel]

That makes sense

[arctic talon]

CWE fighting each other makes more sense then Tau fighting each other

the only tau fight that remotely makes sense is FSE vs Tau sept

[crystal forum]

yeah eldar are like one of the least unified

[arctic talon]

The craftworlds are pretty much their own worlds

heh

[crystal forum]

tau and nids are definitely in the top unified

[queen laurel]

You know for a group of dying races they are good at accelerating their death

[arctic talon]

get it world

[arctic talon]

Drukhari aren't gona be extinct

[crystal forum]

i'd put imperium in the middle as the baseline

[arctic talon]

And they're the TRUE INHERITORS OF THE ELDAR EMPIRE

[queen laurel]

To the nick kyme chamber

[arctic talon]

Necrons and Chaos get the like

[crystal forum]

orks probably the least unified of the bunch

[queen laurel]

Nah don't consider them craft world runts because biologically they basically became their own thing right

[arctic talon]

really really shit unification

same with Orks

[queen laurel]

Orks will fight each other on the regular so

No surprise there

[crystal forum]

necron are low unification too right?

[arctic talon]

Yep

[crystal forum]

they dont talk to eachother a lot

[arctic talon]

Necron dynasties are

Bitter

To say the least lol

[queen laurel]

We should genocide the humans

we should enslave them

Type arguments happening with them

[arctic talon]

We should fight chaos

chorus of shut the fuck up

[crystal forum]

ok but now the real question

which imperial agency is the most unified

apart from custodes

[fallen plaza]

Custodies

[crystal forum]

second most then

[fallen plaza]

Uh

[arctic talon]

Astra militarum prolly

[fallen plaza]

Custodies

[fallen plaza]

Lmao what

[crystal forum]

you think?

[arctic talon]

In terms of actually working together yes

[crystal forum]

they kinda have a lot of difficulty working together

[arctic talon]

They have less trouble then other groups

Actually what the fuck am I saying

[crystal forum]

that's true

[arctic talon]

It’s the ecclisarchy

LOL

[queen laurel]

Yes but imperial commanders are usually smart enough to know that killing each other are not a good idea

Compared to the rest

[arctic talon]

The ecclisarchy is prolly the second most unified

[crystal forum]

but here's a twist, inquisitors are very independent but they work together well right?

[arctic talon]

Depends

Wildly as with most inquisition things

[queen laurel]

A radical inquisitor and the puritan meeting up isn't going to be a fun one

Let me tell you that much

[crystal forum]

i think arbites is up there too

they all have very similar training and beliefs

since they're all supposed to apply the same laws no matter the planet

least unified would be something like

[arctic talon]

Oh arbites are a good one

[crystal forum]

space marines

[fallen plaza]

Lmao

[crystal forum]

those fuckers do not like working together

[fallen plaza]

No

[crystal forum]

oh mechanicus

not unified at all

[queen laurel]

Eh yeah the interpret the machine god's teachings differently

[crystal forum]

except when you have something they want

then suddenly they all work together

[arctic talon]

The mechanicus can agree on like one thing

GET STC

And that’s about the most unified they get

[crystal forum]

rogue traders arent unified either by definition

[queen laurel]

You want to know how unified they can get

One of the most unified they can get is the mechanicus games

They are actively making insults with each other every time they have a chance

In that one the only reason they haven't killed each other is because the main leader is keeping them under his thumb

[arctic talon]

Multi forgeworld explorator group

Half of them are at each others throats

[crystal forum]

what about sororitas

do they work together well?

[fallen plaza]

That one im not too sure

[queen laurel]

It seems they get a long well

All of them are very zealot as f***

[fallen plaza]

They also fall under the exdlesiachy

[crystal forum]

they dont really like other factions though right?

[queen laurel]

But they have also a lot of different groups and stuff so different views on how to worship the emperor can collide

[arctic talon]

generally yeah

[queen laurel]

Yo wolf you get to build your own alliance in aos by picking one faction on each grand alliance making up four groups which factions would you pick

[arctic talon]

One from each?

[queen laurel]

Yes

[arctic talon]

Just like from a would be cool perspective

Or genuinely could work together one

[queen laurel]

Yeah

Anything you want

If a group of elves can work in order that stab each other

Honestly you can have whatever you want

[arctic talon]

Sylvaneth, Nighthaunt, Kruleboyz, disciples of tzeentch

mobile jungle

mobile vietnam

have fun in the worlds shittiest jungle/forest/swamp hybrid

[queen laurel]

Nice

That is definitely a horrific thing

[arctic talon]

against 4 different forces that love causing psychological issues and halucinations

[queen laurel]

Mine is just the complete opposite

[queen laurel]

Blades of khorne, Fyre Slayers, Ossiarch, Iron Jawz

I'm not even going to say anything fancy i am just going to pummel your face into dust

[arctic talon]

punch

[queen laurel]

Yes a line of elite infantry design specifically to cave in everyone's head

[queen laurel]

I can just imagine your character spawning in the most horrific jungles known to mankind as a realm and saying that this is the best home ever

And then my alliance would just probably go out of their way to ally with each other to beat the nearest living thing to stop breathing

[rocky gale]

Not coming up with a new alliance, but Darkoath should be their own faction in Destruction rather than part of the Slaves to Darkness

[queen laurel]

Why destruction

They seem to take the spot of the norscans

[rocky gale]

GW "Here's a group of people that outright reject those that submit to either the Chaos Gods or Sigmar, who use blood rituals to commune with their ancestors and the spirits of the land and beasts and above all they seek to tear down the Civilised cities of Sigmar who they view abandoned them to the forces of Chaos by hiding behind their walls"

Also GW "Cool, lets make them part of the Slaves to Darkness"

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah that makes sense you would think it would have been better if they were just the savage humans that believe in Gorkamorka?

[rocky gale]

Na not necessarily Gorkamorka, just their own ancestor spirits because that's kinda their thing

[queen laurel]

To be fair yeah i would think of expected them to have broken off chaos because it's only their ancestors that made the oath

Hell the monsters they literally have are considered failures that shouldn't be trusted and only be used as guards

[rocky gale]

Like they have their spirits and gods that they invoke rather than Chaos

[queen laurel]

To be fair the notion of a destruction human is a good one

But here's the questions then why do they make oaths with chaos

If they already have their own barbarian gods or something

[rocky gale]

Arkhar, Blood Crow, The Bringer of Joy, The Carrion God, Morghush, Kalul, Kharr, Kursk, The Pale Elk, Kalkor, Saal-Tesh, Shadow-in-the-Moon, Shesh'shan, The Thousandfold One, The Thrice Hanged One and the four bears.

[rocky gale]

They don't, the "Explanation" is that all of these deities are simply aspects of the Chaos gods and they unknowingly worship Chaos, but honestly that's kinda lame

[arctic talon]

I wonder if at least a few of those are representations of one of the big 4

I'd rather it be a mix

[rocky gale]

And them being Destruction with their own pantheon is more interesting

Yea

[arctic talon]

of their actual gods and them worshipping aspects of chaos

[rocky gale]

Having some of them being Chaos sneaking in is interesting

But "Na they're all secretly Chaos, they're just a chaos faction" is pretty meh

[arctic talon]

The Bringer of Joy is most certianly Slaanesh

so are they just worshipping a ton of minor chaos gods then?

lame

[queen laurel]

Wait they genuinely have other sources of places to make their oath in

[arctic talon]

I always thought it was a mix of their actual gods

• chaos gods

[queen laurel]

Why chaos

Like they actually have their own gods

Why just make chaos the main ones why

[arctic talon]

Chaos aren't the main ones

they're just part of the roster they worship

at least thats how I interpreted it

[opaque coyote]

Every successful rebellion being chaos fueled somehow

[queen laurel]

Yes but the main appearances of them are literally the chaos worshiping ones

[arctic talon]

yeah idfk

ask GW

[opaque coyote]

Well semi successful

[queen laurel]

Yeah but look at me i am not one of those people

[arctic talon]

not even the case in 40k ngl

[arctic talon]

so do they just worship a ton of minor gods?

bcs thats really really fucking lame

[opaque coyote]

Are there examples of rebellions that managed to secede or even just

effectively fight back enough that SMs are needed

[arctic talon]

Yeah

I mean fucks sake Krieg lol

that was an entirely benign rebellion

[opaque coyote]

I wouldn't call that successful cause it's

[arctic talon]

I mean

[opaque coyote]

a nuked wasteland

[arctic talon]

it was sucessful

[opaque coyote]

But yeah ig it counts

[arctic talon]

until the loyalists

you know

launched every single fucking nuke

[opaque coyote]

Also I think it's implied that Chaos did have it's hand in the rebellion

[arctic talon]

not really

at least i don;t think so

[rocky gale]

It's not fully explained, they have their own pantheon, but it's being implied that their pantheon is just the Chaos Gods in disguise and they all unknowingly worship the main 4.

[opaque coyote]

Eh I need to read the fluff again

But yeah I guess it does count

[arctic talon]

[rocky gale]

And like they either don't know of the big four or would kill you if you said that they worshiped the big four

[opaque coyote]

I also wish for more cults toward minor chaos gods

Like wouldn't it be funny for there being a cult for like

The God of Sweets

[queen laurel]

You would think they would realize that after jerry turned into the fifth victim of being a giant monster disease

[arctic talon]

raptor cult my beloved

[queen laurel]

Who the hell do they f****** worship

[arctic talon]

The Raptor God

[opaque coyote]

Explicitly stated to be unknown, but theorized to be a minor Chaos God instead of one of the 4

[queen laurel]

What he do

[opaque coyote]

The teeth holes look really fucking cool tho

[arctic talon]

Its all but confirmed they worship a minor chaos god

considering they have their own specific rituals and enjoy inflicting terror

[opaque coyote]

Unknown what it is tho

[arctic talon]

yeah

[queen laurel]

Well that's just lovely

[arctic talon]

They even have their own version of Chaos Chosen

[opaque coyote]

For all we know it can range from Malal to the God of... Dentists

[arctic talon]

With Warptalons

[opaque coyote]

The Dentist God

[arctic talon]

Malice is a bitch ass god

[queen laurel]

Zoggin authorz

[arctic talon]

bro was summoned with 11 sacrifices

💀

[opaque coyote]

I like the idea of Malice honestly

[arctic talon]

I also do like Malice

[opaque coyote]

If only because I like the general idea of a Chaos God that hates Chaos

Like it makes sense

In some weird way

[arctic talon]

either way its unclear what the fuck the raptors worship

[queen laurel]

So he's basically a greater daemon

[arctic talon]

other then that it doesn't line up with any of the big 4

and they have their own version of like

Chosen

[opaque coyote]

Also IK it sounds weird but the 4 do have ""positive aspects""

it's just heavily outweighed by the negative

[storm jungle]

no

they are evil

[opaque coyote]

Also I'm pretty sure it's propaganda

95% of the time

[storm jungle]

Its not even true in universe

its just people being dumb

[queen laurel]

No they are genuinely evil

[storm jungle]

"My god Tzeentch gives me hope."

...

[queen laurel]

Like even their followers know this and don't care

[storm jungle]

"THE HOPE TO BOMB AN ORPHANAGE"

[queen laurel]

Nurgle followers know they stink and love the smell of it

Khorne followers love war and blood

And i'm not even going to get to the other too

[opaque coyote]

I mean even that could be made negative. Hope is the will to keep going, but it's usually going into a pit of despair deeper that they could comprehend

Same with Khorne's "Honor". Basically they won't sneakily stab you

They'll just stab you in the face and rev up that chainaxe

[storm jungle]

look below

[opaque coyote]

while in your face

[opaque coyote]

sniff sniff

stink yes

[queen laurel]

I'm going to euthanize you, you watery fuck

[opaque coyote]

try me i'll ruin your housing foundation

not even the imperial fists wll be able to repair the water damage

[queen laurel]

I'm a nomad so ha checkmate

[opaque coyote]

i will also consume your food

[queen laurel]

No you won't

[opaque coyote]

jokes aside though, the Chaos Gods are actually interesting to me

They're basically an amalgam of ideas. Usually evil ones

Although I can't help but wonder how big their domains are. Like when does it favor Slaanesh more

When does the pain threshold go beyond Khorne and into Slaanesh

Like if I rip someones face off while they're alive, would that fuel Slaanesh more?

Or Khorne?

[queen laurel]

Khorne never extends suffering

You decapitate them

Remove the meat bits from the skull

And empty the blood in the corpse

[opaque coyote]

so basically, if I stab somebody and make sure they're dead before flaying them

that's khorne

if they're still alive while flaying them

that's slaanesh

[queen laurel]

Basically

[opaque coyote]

Actually Khorne probably hates Slaanesh since their domains overlap a lot now that I think about it

[queen laurel]

Khorne only cares about battle

And spilling blood in it and killing

And of course the skulls

[opaque coyote]

Basically it's equivalent to like

[queen laurel]

But to him torture is not a good idea

[opaque coyote]

"I want the favor of my followers"

"No IWANT the favor of MY followers"

"FUCK YOU"

"Okay then do it!"

"nvm"

[opaque coyote]

"God that's so cheap. Just fucking kill him already idiot"

• Khorne

[queen laurel]

Yep to him the thrill of battle is better than you know the thrill of torture

[opaque coyote]

Is it known if any Lamenters fell to Chaos btw

Like I imagine some fell during the time they spent in the warp

I think it was a century?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

Real time at least

[arctic talon]

There’s lamenters among the red corsairs

[opaque coyote]

Okay cool, I was thinking of actually making a Khorne Berserker Lamenter

[arctic talon]

Some were just done with the imperium

After badab

And fucked off with Huron

[opaque coyote]

Honestly

Can't blame them

Especially with what happened AFTER the war

[arctic talon]

Tbf

They were stupid for sticking with Huron for so long

Like after the Astral Claws started getting spiky

And most of their Allies left

[opaque coyote]

"Hey, he's my best friend! Sure they may have gotten a bit... spikey"

"But it's not like they're worshipping chaos or anything!"

Minotaurs point behind them

"THE IMPERIUM IS RULED BY A CORPSE. THE ONLY TRUTH IN THIS WORLD IS BLOOD, LIES, DECAY, AND TORMENT! AHAHAHAHA!"

"So he's just going through a rough patch. But it's fine! He's still loyal!"

[arctic talon]

The Minotaurs brutalizing all the people who sided with Hurons was

A Minotaur moment

[opaque coyote]

Honestly there is a theory that the Minotaurs are actually loyalist Iron Warriors

And... I'm not gonna lie

Yeah I can see why they could be

[arctic talon]

I think it would be funnier if they were just assholes

[opaque coyote]

But yeah I was thinking of having a Captain of the Lamenters basically fall to Chaos during those 100 years they were stuck in the warp.

[arctic talon]

That could work

[opaque coyote]

Basically "If I sacrifice my soul, will my brothers be free?"

"ye"

"blood for the blood god then"

"yeah they'll be free... in a century lo"

"you assholRAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

[opaque coyote]

I mean a consistent theme is that the Lamenters are honest

...a bit too honest

slightly brain dented honestly

I love them still but

yeah

[crisp heath]

Minotaurs are all men of iron smh

Also, the tyranids are attacking our galaxy to escape from the strongest force in known existence, KARL FRANZ

Who is chasing them down

[crystal forum]

somebody with a mechanicus pfp liked my gamma pistol

i consider this an accomplishment

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/Wi-mQS4kfEw?si=aHKmguGYB4dT8Ht9

I fucking love when the Forklift Certified man said "Daemon and Tyranid"

They showed a stock png of a man with 6 arms, and I think SSniperwolf

[green loom]

Oh shoot

Lore time

[loud badge]

Maybe a Scab Captain reskin?

[outer wave]

Hmm tempted to re-download vidya game

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I am terrified because I have played missions with the complete darkness modifer

I hated that experience

[dusk patrol]

Herald this, Herald that

[opaque coyote]

I LOVE BEING ABLE TO NOT SEE 2 FEET IN FRONT OF ME

[dusk patrol]

Why doesn’t he Herald some bitches

[opaque coyote]

He needs to be a bitch to herald them

[soft thunder]

So anyone with knowledge about the Minotaurs or Badb War etc that might have contextual info on Godwyn-Ultima pattern bolt pistol? Curious if Godwyn bolt pistol had some ultrar sector etc tinkering done to it, hence the hyponed name.

Make me curious if that means the Branx system also tinkered w/ Godwyn bolt pistol to create the Moebian one we use in-game.

[opaque coyote]

The Branx system 100% fucking hijacked it

With how shit the Bolt Pistol is

I swear they must've fucked it up somehow

[storm jungle]

Yall mfers wouldnt know a good item if it hit you in the skull

[storm jungle]

Damn, wonder what it is

[green loom]

Toby Longworth gets to shine

[storm jungle]

What'd he do

[opaque coyote]

Everytime I use the iron sights on the thing, it probably does hit me in the skull