40k-lore-chat

[wintry scarab]

Some of them have normal eyes. Is it just like a chance thing?

[shell mason]

aye

its a double standard

[hallow plover]

Choose wisely

No Erebus pls

[fallen plaza]

You

[hallow plover]

Nice i'm free now

[queen laurel]

All 2 rounds directly to the skull of Erebus and 2 for emps

[hallow plover]

Emps can't die tho...

[queen laurel]

i infused the ammo with god killer cheese

[dusk patrol]

You

Four times

[hallow plover]

Smart. As intended by Abnett

[dusk patrol]

For posting that dumb meme

[hallow plover]

:^)

[dusk patrol]

Actually wait no

[hallow plover]

It's the lore chat

[dusk patrol]

I’m gonna just take your knees

And then I’ll go fix my broken wrist

Cause fuck if I know how to properly fire a bolt gun

[fallen plaza]

Put it on a table mount

Fire it by wire

[dusk patrol]

Nah that’s lame

I’m not a bitch

[fallen plaza]

Fair enough

[storm jungle]

Probably any random primarch

Vulkan is deffo on the top though because Salamander fans are annoying

[hallow plover]

Lol

Are they? Never met one

[fallen plaza]

Erm, salamanders are soo nice! 🤓👆

[hallow plover]

I've seen more iron hands fans than salamanders

[dusk patrol]

Dilara would kill the primarch who comes back when you kill him

Smh

[fallen plaza]

Real

[dusk patrol]

What’s next, Wolverine?

[shell mason]

Wolverine?

[storm jungle]

Dont mention wolverine to me aaaaaa

[shell mason]

Wolverine

Logan

[storm jungle]

Salamander fans are like, jokes aside how do i explain it uh

basically they got an immense fanbase from the meme standpoint

[queen laurel]

mentally deranged?

[storm jungle]

their actual lore/tabletop based fanbase is so and so

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/short-king-wolverine-deadpool-and-wolverine-variant-logan-gif-14697799484022119654

[shell mason]

so like the kriegsman

[hallow plover]

Ew

[dusk patrol]

Kinda yeah

[fallen plaza]

Imperial fist fans waking up to excitedly find a new chapter master

[shell mason]

shortkings

[dusk patrol]

Short people aren’t people smh

And I’m tired of pretending they are

[hallow plover]

Don't call then short people then

[queen laurel]

your PFP is a Krieg guardsman

don't tell me you're the legendary not dumb Krieg fan

[dusk patrol]

They’re at best 3/4 of a person

[hallow plover]

Just "Short"

[dusk patrol]

The shorts

[queen laurel]

squats

[storm jungle]

[shell mason]

if you wanna think I am very well

[dusk patrol]

Halflings really is the most disrespectful name ever lol

I’ve never even thought of that

[storm jungle]

i mean

its not THAT bad

[hallow plover]

Halflets?

[shell mason]

Just don't have a stick shoved up my rear

[storm jungle]

Halfcunts

[queen laurel]

Yes because if you did it would be even worse

[storm jungle]

Squat is deffo a lot worse lol

theres a reason they retconned it to be a slur in-universe

which is funny

lmao

[dusk patrol]

They prefer pre-ducked

[shell mason]

then

[storm jungle]

DAMN

[shell mason]

call them Squirts

[queen laurel]

wassup my SQUATTER

[fallen plaza]

Easy for you to say goreksson, your pre-ducked!

[shell mason]

whoa

[storm jungle]

I WAS TYPING THAT OUT

god i love that line lmfao

[shell mason]

hard R

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/dodger-dexbonus-slav-squat-gif-24088143

[fallen plaza]

🐌

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain2-ro-r-ro-r2-item-gif-25584818

[shell mason]

witchfinder why do you always unnerving me with the staregryn

?

[storm jungle]

its a funny emote

what can i say

[fallen plaza]

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

it's her way of expressing disappointment

And horror

[storm jungle]

many things

[shell mason]

Then don't be like my mother and say it to my face

[storm jungle]

mood

[queen laurel]

if you weren't a friendly warden I would have been out of this server with the amount of times you used this emote

[dusk patrol]

Waitsaminute, twwwooo Nuln regiments VVVVanished without trace at Hoggars bridge. Elf? ELF!

[fallen plaza]

I love the ambiguity of 😁

[storm jungle]

"Be more careful Gorekson, a bit more to the side and we'd all be DEAD!"

"bE mOre CaReFul gOReKSoN"

[dusk patrol]

“Takes a lot of skill missing them ALL like that Azumgi!”

[storm jungle]

god the missing throwable lines are so savage

well deserved tho tbh how the fuck do you miss with a bomb

[dusk patrol]

Misclick when you’re trying to switch to potion

[storm jungle]

thats what id say while trying to kill my teammate

[dusk patrol]

I misclicked

Seven times

[shell mason]

mood

[dusk patrol]

Accurately

[storm jungle]

Im glad its not like L4D where you can just blast your teammate to shit if they piss you off with like 4 shotgun pellets

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/victor-saltzpyre-saltzpyre-victor-vermintide-2-vermintide-gif-788849408816878042

[shell mason]

oof

[storm jungle]

yeah L4D2 is uh

pretty unforgiving lol

[shell mason]

just like my life

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/saltzpyre-saltzpyre-no-warrior-priest-no-saltzpyre-warrior-priest-no-vermintide-gif-24413806

[fallen plaza]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1148684639653871716/1236979421240623164/bro_got_trimmed.mp4?ex=66b88a5b&is=66b738db&hm=87662ac69cae98f53de02df819bc77d0237abe1cfcef6ca6af88dc97f99291d7&

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-zealot-pain-gif-25557240

Saltz legit is prob one of my favorite warhammer characters across any setting tbh.

Guy is like an Inquisitor but actually likable while still being an out of touch boomer

[fallen plaza]

I liked it because it worked both ways

[shell mason]

looks like me when I stretch

[dusk patrol]

CU M potion, lend me vigor!

[storm jungle]

AAAAA-

[storm jungle]

Yeah im mostly speaking from a modern sense, any tide player would bitch like crazy seeing what the common infected/specials can do lol

[shell mason]

ew

[storm jungle]

"omg this riot zombie is bullshit i cant kill it"

[dusk patrol]

DWARF HUNTING

[fallen plaza]

His Vt1 skin is the definitive witch hunter for me

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^

i use it in VT2 to the maximum

that fucking "purgatio" metal printed golden strap across his chest and the long physics-wild coat is PEAKING

[fallen plaza]

Its kinda disappointing when you read the chronicles and see how he’s treated lol

He is basically a punching bag there

[dusk patrol]

"Grimgi?! Don't waste healing."
"It was necessary, Master Dwarf."
"It WaS NeCesSaRy, MAstEr DwArF."

[storm jungle]

God the interactions between they are so fucking good

[fallen plaza]

But the chronicles are mid anyways

[storm jungle]

To be fair it does make sense

Saltz is like... not a bad person persay

but hes definitely like a cranky high school teacher if that makes sense lol

you know he means well to some degree he just cant get it across well

its why he comes across as super unlikable in some interactions which is the point i suppose

[fallen plaza]

Probably why i main him a lot nowadays

[queen laurel]

he has definitely come a long way from his cranky days

[storm jungle]

that and his VA's performance, its old school as hell

[dusk patrol]

I love when Kerillian is in poison and he goes “Do you not enjoy breathing elf?!”

[storm jungle]

LOL

also her friendly fire line

"TREACHERY, THE ELF TARGETS ME"

[fallen plaza]

I remember the VA did say he basically took inspiration from school headmasters, which makes a lot of sense

[dusk patrol]

“How is it elf that you see worse with two eye than I with ONE!"

[storm jungle]

THAT yeah

[fallen plaza]

I thought you forest folk were good shots!

[queen laurel]

didn't keri accidentally caused a traumatic event is saltyz life?

[storm jungle]

No Saltz' thing is more personal

[fallen plaza]

They recently added new friendly fire lines around this few months

[storm jungle]

man i really gotta get back to VT2, darktide just has me spoiled

well also 40k

[queen laurel]

i'm talking about the Nuln regiments line

[dusk patrol]

And also the “The devious elven mind is impossible to decipher, she decides to attack me NOW?”

[fallen plaza]

“KRUBER! Had i known you had poor aim i’d had left you at ostland!”

[storm jungle]

Nah thats a throwaway joke line

like

[queen laurel]

oh good

that would have been very very bad

[storm jungle]

"WAIT YOU MADE THIS REGIMENT I HEARD POPPED OUT OF EXISTENCE DISAPPEAR, COME BACK HERE"

[dusk patrol]

Kerillian is responsible for killing a bunch of regiments which would have reinforced Ubersreik

Which is part of what she feels guilty about

[storm jungle]

Girlboss grindset

[dusk patrol]

Cause wood elves are dumbfucks

[fallen plaza]

Vermintide was basically my first forray into fantasy, which made me very dissapointed when i went to go look for the models they were based on, particularly the chaos spawn

[storm jungle]

Everyone in WHF is dumb fucks

but thats another can of empire worms

[dusk patrol]

Yes but wood elves do it better than anyone else

[storm jungle]

Lmaoooo

[dusk patrol]

Except the writers

[storm jungle]

playdough 💀

[storm jungle]

Nah theres worse

dwarves and high elves are deffo up there

"We should make more WMDs"

"Nuh uh zoomer"

"Fine im leaving the hold FUCK YOU"

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/have-you-heard-of-the-gif-21757596

[queen laurel]

don't dwarves literally eat bread so hard it's compared to stone

[fallen plaza]

I mostly pop back into vermintide when im sick of DT, mainly for relaxing in Cata

[storm jungle]

"relaxing"

"cata"

[queen laurel]

it's even straight up called stone bread

[storm jungle]

genuine sociopath

[storm jungle]

Also yeah

WHF has so much good lore bits

[dusk patrol]

Yeah but for them it’s not as bad

Also lots of beer

[fallen plaza]

Im more baffled how you think auric isnt boring after 2k hours

[queen laurel]

It has practically become a point that they can ingest alcohol better than anyone else in the world they literally evolved to consume it

[fallen plaza]

The only reason i play verm less is because i dont have friends that live close to me to do modded without awful ping

[storm jungle]

because i dont play the game just to get ass-fucked by special enemies

[dusk patrol]

They do be drinking a lot

They also make the best beer

[storm jungle]

also i got other things to play

like beating up homeless people

I MEAN uh criminals in Batman Arkham stuff

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fight-beat-up-beating-punching-gif-13866624219462802987

[dusk patrol]

“It’s not Bugmans I’ll tell you that”

[fallen plaza]

Im sure where you live its prevalent enough

[dusk patrol]

[storm jungle]

nah its more familial

[fallen plaza]

Oh okay

[storm jungle]

also in our government, luv me brawls

[shell mason]

alright

[storm jungle]

When two uncles fight its time to get the tea and watch

[shell mason]

whoever doesn't put cheese in their eggs

[storm jungle]

[shell mason]

consider yourself a opp

[storm jungle]

No comment.

[shell mason]

[storm jungle]

lemme eat stuff how i want fucko

JEEZ

https://tenor.com/view/crunch-cat-luna-eat-gif-3997701764820700221

[shell mason]

hey man

I didn't say nothing

[storm jungle]

[shell mason]

just put yourself out to pasture

[fallen plaza]

Man I love baklava

[shell mason]

baklava?

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/baklava-gif-7954666

[rocky gale]

Cheese eggs?

[fallen plaza]

This shit is the holy grail of sweet

[shell mason]

cheesy eggs

[wintry scarab]

So do things like this apply to other chapters? So for example do some Salamanders have normal human skin and eye colours? Do some marines from Sanguiniuses gene not have the black rage part?

[fallen plaza]

Mutations are possible yes

So probably

We dunno any albino salamanders tho

[shell mason]

meh theres a will

[crystal forum]

i like my eggs raw

for extra salmonella

[shell mason]

your an opp

[celest dome]

National skill issue

[rocky gale]

Yea just live in a country without salmonella

[wintry scarab]

Also a hyper specific question. Is there any successor chapter that has a 2 by 2 grid on their right shoulder?

[shell mason]

japan

[hexed furnace]

Howling griffons sometimes

Especially during the Badab war

[celest dome]

Most of Europe

[shell mason]

word?

[celest dome]

Yes, most eggs are safe to be consumed raw

Of course it's better to ask local sellers but usually it's fine

[rocky gale]

In the UK if it's got a specific symbol on the package it's certified salmonella free.

[crisp heath]

i dont know why we´re talking about eggs, but fun fact: the US washes eggs before theyre being sold, the EU does not. both do it to avoid salmonella.

[spark zenith]

Everyone knows this

[crisp heath]

:/ okay

[spark zenith]

[crisp heath]

sorry.

[spark zenith]

You should be

[crisp heath]

right....

[shell mason]

knows wat

[arctic talon]

The black rage is a psychic thing

[paper haven]

I didn't know that.

[arctic talon]

It’s connected to the blood angels gene seed

But it’s entirely a mental/psychic phenomena

[paper haven]

No I meant the egg thing.

[arctic talon]

Oh

[wintry scarab]

lol

[paper haven]

Although the black rage is an interesting thing. It's genetic but also psychic

[raven stone]

Time to watch everyone turn into Skaven lol

[versed ledge]

Yay...but skaven too small to use individual anti-armor weapons

Skaven perfect for lasguns though, and squad operated weapon systems

Wait....is the guard just skaven

[hexed furnace]

Skaven

[arctic talon]

The Imperium/Orks occupy the skaven analogue

no this isn't a joke

[versed ledge]

The most cleanest Skaven to exist...also give that rat some water

[arctic talon]

Orks occupy the absurdly unstable technology niche

Humanity kind of occupies a lot of the other niches

Incredibly numerous, super xenophobic, have genetically augmented shock troops, have cyborgs, ruin the environment of places, have a council with 13 seats on it, tons of political backstabbing and infighting Ect.

[crisp heath]

oh god i just can´t keep myself from posting this now, sorry everyone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oecnmxd9gFI

skaven good

[raven stone]

Well glad I randomly tuned in to the Helcrown thing

16th August for Kill Team

(We got a teaser)

Jump pack scions are pretty much all but confirmed.

[spark zenith]

I’m not too happy about the fact there is a video of me showering on a public discord server, you will be hearing from my lawyers

[fallen plaza]

https://youtu.be/oRIyw-pJkUk?si=oK5MbkkO6OGwzwwm

[crisp heath]

XD

saved to favourites but just so i can show it to other people haha

haha

[fallen plaza]

You could have said you liked this stuff and it would havent given me such good black mail material

[rocky gale]

[fallen plaza]

That paint job is carrying this model

[arctic talon]

Storm vermin blicky

[fallen plaza]

The things are here here!

[storm jungle]

AoS coming in to chokeslam the miniature department again i see

jesus christ

lol

[arctic talon]

I don’t like the warlock engineer with the grinder

Idk he just seems very

Plain

[celest dome]

I prefered the old Warp Grinder

[fallen plaza]

Not as well cooked

[storm jungle]

Science-rat...

[arctic talon]

There’s a different new one

This is the full size warp grinder

[celest dome]

Just Warp Stone drill

[fallen plaza]

I still hold the harbringer of decay as the best model of the decade, that thing is gorgeous

[arctic talon]

The warlock has some weird experimental version

[fallen plaza]

Love how they did the metals

[arctic talon]

The doom flayers are just

It’s good

[queen laurel]

Imagine you charge a storm vermin and he is just strapped

[fallen plaza]

This is actually a good release

[arctic talon]

Mfw the rat pulls a pistol on me and nails me in the face

[fallen plaza]

I have nothing to complain about on this amazingly

[arctic talon]

I mean

They haven’t shown everything off yet

[fallen plaza]

Exactly

[rocky gale]

This is the second wave of Skaven reveals

They basically got their entire range replaced in the span of a couple months

[arctic talon]

master moulder

[celest dome]

There is potential ⚙️

[queen laurel]

oh yeah what are these for

[arctic talon]

The new arch warlock goes hard

[arctic talon]

Killteam

[queen laurel]

are they for a story

[arctic talon]

Chalnath is a killteam warzone specifically

[fallen plaza]

Im glad they leaned into what skaven are best at, and thats machinery and psuedo artillery support units, aos has been too infantry focused for my taste so its nice to see it change

[arctic talon]

its only ever releveant in killteam

[arctic talon]

yes yes gas the man things

[fallen plaza]

Hookrat!

[fallen plaza]

OOOOOO

[queen laurel]

Oh neat

[arctic talon]

so much better then the old globadiers

not sure how I feel about the new named character

I think he would look better with a helmet

[celest dome]

Bald Skaven

[fallen plaza]

Queer knee-remover

[queen laurel]

Queek wanna be motherfucker

[arctic talon]

his sword + armor get up is very cool

Mf'ers name is Krittok Foulblade

[fallen plaza]

Lmao

I gooby as hell

[arctic talon]

I do however have some bad news

[wintry scarab]

Margit type beat

[arctic talon]

for anyone who likes Eshin and Pestilins

[fallen plaza]

😳

[arctic talon]

The gutter runner and plague monk kits are getting sent to hell

[celest dome]

No way

[arctic talon]

you still have the regiment of renown's/warbands for them but not the normal ones

[fallen plaza]

They better give them a new one is replacement

[storm jungle]

These models are so ugly

[fallen plaza]

They usually do that

[storm jungle]

i love them

[arctic talon]

Well

we don't have any replacements lined up

so warbands it is

[fallen plaza]

I think skaven are cute

Especially globadiers

[queen laurel]

well that explains a lot

[fallen plaza]

Explains what goober

[arctic talon]

this is gona be the only plague monk kit prolly

for the forseeable future

[fallen plaza]

Eh

[arctic talon]

its not meant for mainline AoS

is the thing

[queen laurel]

Oh hell yeah plague monks

[storm jungle]

important

[queen laurel]

He looks so edible

[arctic talon]

the old plague monk kit is getting taken out back

[fallen plaza]

What will we name him

[wintry scarab]

ew, the fuck is that? Some koala?

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-shit-a-rat-dance-oh-shit-a-rat-oh-shit-a-rat-gif-14187081

[fallen plaza]

I propose joey

[arctic talon]

and this is the Gutter runner warband

[fallen plaza]

Joey balls

[storm jungle]

joey the snitch

[queen laurel]

Joey the Among us

[fallen plaza]

when there backs turn, we go…..

[arctic talon]

primaris storm vermin

I will not be elaborating

but holy shit the new stormvermin are chunky compared to clan rats lol

[wintry scarab]

Warframe reference

[arctic talon]

not glaive prime

L

[fallen plaza]

Okay, here’s something i finally dont like

[arctic talon]

there's not a clearer image yet

of the new stormvermin

but they look quite a bit bigger then the clan rats

[wintry scarab]

Bro needs to get on the grind or spend that 1.9k plat

[arctic talon]

It could just be perspective though

[fallen plaza]

Probably

[arctic talon]

I'm gona wait for a better image

[fallen plaza]

I remember when the pickaxe for the ogryn was teased

[arctic talon]

the really dark angled reveal photos usually don't do minis justice

[fallen plaza]

I thought it was so fucking ugly and thought it repulsive with how comical it looked, but now that i got my hands on it, its actually not bad

[storm jungle]

"repulsive" and "comical"

its a fucking pickaxe

LOL

[arctic talon]

Skaven losing the following;
Gutter Runners
Giant Rats
Rat Swarms
Plague Monks

Eshin is cooked

[storm jungle]

good

[fallen plaza]

Did you see the angled they teased it in, it looked like an anchor

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

thats what they get for stealing from japan

[storm jungle]

I mean thats my point, its a pickaxe

idk what you guys were expecting

the blades of chaos?

[arctic talon]

so is pestilens

ngl

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-gif-26454802

[fallen plaza]

Like i said, angle, it looked super thick

[storm jungle]

how about

i angle you around with a pickaxe

[arctic talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/805084743518781470/1271870678857154652/IMG_7256.png?ex=66b8e960&is=66b797e0&hm=51844b55301a724e72951548e003bb93ee34ae06b17d5352469bfcb2f12cf028&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1184&height=671

[storm jungle]

cmere

[arctic talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/805084743518781470/1271870679314206790/image.png?ex=66b8e960&is=66b797e0&hm=9b1d9f6ffce37f804a70a0be43e100b9973233535ec4367e844254f0fdb7df7c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1193&height=671

[fallen plaza]

Womp womp

[arctic talon]

These look better

from this angle

[fallen plaza]

Yeah

Weird way to paint them though

[arctic talon]

Brave(for a skaven)

yeah I'm not sure how I feel about the paint scheme

it seems oddly bright

[fallen plaza]

Its almost orange in this lighting

[arctic talon]

its def the same red as the new big guy

[storm jungle]

it looks pretty good to me

[storm jungle]

art student ahh comment

https://tenor.com/view/anton-ego-notes-writing-critic-ratatouille-gif-8922390237810098582

[arctic talon]

it does look good

[storm jungle]

gonna put a pizza box in your apartment so a GW approved rat swarm appears in it

[fallen plaza]

Also

Totally unrelated but

[arctic talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/805084743518781470/1271861590689448089/image.png?ex=66b8e0e9&is=66b78f69&hm=4ff0251e038faceadcafdb7e01f306e3d09e754595b0843a397fe15f338212bf&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1193&height=671

[fallen plaza]

Holy shit

[storm jungle]

"brood terror", darktide player cameo?

[fallen plaza]

Back when hh2 was revealed this was one of the early photos of the praetor https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/834101762025717871/1069901670038896731/IMG_0713.webp?ex=66b87a93&is=66b72913&hm=abc35c96d9c28f85032394885680ef1db40ff7a339a700c8746d008ee34fdcfa&

Look closely, zoom in on his neck

[arctic talon]

this guy has always been super oversized lol

[queen laurel]

Nah we a Brood horror

[arctic talon]

for a MK6

[arctic talon]

its puttied in no?

[fallen plaza]

Theres blu-tac on his neck

[storm jungle]

homie lost his neck in the war

[arctic talon]

GW does that for a lot of stuff

[fallen plaza]

I know

But i thought it was a funny oversight to leave it in

I am easily amused

[storm jungle]

we should kill these modellers tbh

what a heck-up

[fallen plaza]

Your idea not mine

[storm jungle]

Damn already snitching

smh

[fallen plaza]

😁

[storm jungle]

OH WAIT also kill-team teaser

aka Godzilla 2014

https://youtu.be/OaB45hpW6GA

[queen laurel]

WHERE

[storm jungle]

just scions dropping in via grav-chute

cant wait for people to go "omg elysians"

because i guess they invented grav-parachuting

[fallen plaza]

Nah

Is solar auxilia

[celest dome]

Aren't those SM backpack ? I suppose they could be Scions

[fallen plaza]

I can tell

[storm jungle]

its grav-packs

they got the extended jetpack bits

[plush mason]

i love that the elysians lore is full of them get shit on due to idiot commanders lol

the enemies have a titan legion? well lets just throw drop troops at it

[fallen plaza]

Also

This is probably me not used to seeing killteam trailers

[arctic talon]

Elysians dying horribly

More at 7

[fallen plaza]

But did they animate this whole thing for a killteam?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[fallen plaza]

Because thats kinda sick

[arctic talon]

New killteam season time

Usually gets a little animation

This is the fanciest one excluding the killteam 2.0 launch trailer

[fallen plaza]

Huh

I forget this is a billion dollar company and can usually do things beyond league of legends picture animations

[arctic talon]

Which is the krieg vs kommando one

[storm jungle]

Its deffo not a regular thing, sometimes they literally do what you said most of the time.

[arctic talon]

^

[storm jungle]

the CGI trailers are VERY rare though because GW are cheapskates

[arctic talon]

https://youtu.be/XA3RmSKVnOw?si=_LcJsJYMT8Patt25

[fallen plaza]

Ayo nice darktide cosmetic

[arctic talon]

[fallen plaza]

Looks exactly like it too

[storm jungle]

man i remember when KT Krieg got released

and people were bitching about them having medals

lmao

also shovels

aughhh

[plush mason]

for me its the fact the lore is literally that the Elysian high command is full of pompous idiots that are glaringly incompetent

[arctic talon]

Mfw the VETERAN killteam has medals

[fallen plaza]

I hope they complain more so i can just say 😁 to you

[arctic talon]

And it’s only the hardened vet and the sgt. Lol

[storm jungle]

Your brainrot exceeds theirs so beats me

[arctic talon]

And they’re optional

[storm jungle]

spammy ahh unoriginal ass bitch

[fallen plaza]

Nuh uh

[storm jungle]

Yuh uh

[plush mason]

then GW made the meme edit of the chain shovel

[storm jungle]

Yeah that was terrible

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

they were complaining about no shovels when its literally in their kit lol

[fallen plaza]

GW dont ever cook with memes ever again

[storm jungle]

^

legit gave me PTSD

[fallen plaza]

Maybe if you can make a better website you can do it again, so basically never.

[queen laurel]

When they cook with memes they burn down an entire forest

[storm jungle]

LOL

[fallen plaza]

Remember that fucking button meme they did

The one with cawl and sigmar

[celest dome]

The what now

[plush mason]

huh?

[fallen plaza]

The where it goes “cawl, surely you cant just give more primaris reinforcements!”

And he pushes a button for more primaris

[plush mason]

was that really an official GW animation?

[fallen plaza]

Yes

And i cant fucking find it

[plush mason]

hopefully they banished it to the darkest reaches of the ether

[green loom]

OH Right this is a new kill team edition

[arctic talon]

It isn’t

[green loom]

Oh

Well

[arctic talon]

Wait

[green loom]

Since they made a teaser

[arctic talon]

Well

I’m not sure

I don’t think it is for chalnath part 2 at least

[green loom]

I hope they actual have a longer one

[arctic talon]

Ngl

I mean

It’s def a new season

But that doesn’t mean much

[green loom]

It means animated scions hopefully!

[arctic talon]

CAM ON VERMINUS SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS

[storm jungle]

lmfao

pretty big range overall though surprisingly

[hallow saddle]

ohhhhhh

oh iwas scrolled up

(re: death from above teaser)

[crisp heath]

Are the shields space marines used of a different material then their armor?

Cause those things seem way better then their armor

[hallow saddle]

the shields have a power field usually which does a lot of work

[arctic talon]

they're also much thicker in some cases

when they don't have a power field

[hallow saddle]

i dont think it actually says what theyre made out of but its probably ceramite and maybe adamantium reinforcement

(so basically theyre like the armor)

[storm jungle]

^

[storm jungle]

also Scions/Vespids here we go

[arctic talon]

stormshields always have a power field which is why they aren't just called like shields

[dusk patrol]

Why are they called stormvermin if they live underground where it never rains?

Are they stupid?

[arctic talon]

It rained when they opened a portal to an ocean

[fallen plaza]

Probably

What

Uh

😐

[arctic talon]

The Skaven in AoS can create "gnawholes" which are portals that allow for travel, the issue is they need to manually dig these tunnels. The Skaven were digging from Skavenblight to Shyish when they accidently dug into one of Shyish's oceans

[dusk patrol]

This did not go well

[arctic talon]

And Skavenblight was severely flooded + a bunch of zombies were in that ocean

this was widely considered a terrible time to be alive even by Skavan standards

[fallen plaza]

The first reply was supposed to be a reply to the stormshield reply, but when I typed it discord borked and it apparently was an old topic when I sent it

[arctic talon]

oh

guh

[storm jungle]

Skaven lore in a nutshell tbh

[fallen plaza]

Mine! Mine!

[storm jungle]

Lootrat my beloved

[plush mason]

i wish VT2 had a warlock engineer that could fire a small doomrocket

[fallen plaza]

I wish we had beastmen specials

[celest dome]

Could have had a Berserker with the Minogor

And a Bray Shaman as caster specisl

[fallen plaza]

We can have a bray shamen that acts like a blightstormer

But instead of a poo flinging tornado it's like a blood tornado from chaos waste

[arctic talon]

I feel like a warlock engineer is a boss

[fallen plaza]

https://youtube.com/shorts/YOEFOvgegT8?si=FlD6_tDvx11fOBMU

Anyway here's a bird high on coke

[storm jungle]

no

[plush mason]

yes

thats what i mean

[fallen plaza]

There was a mod that is still private where they replaced the rattlings shots with rockets

[arctic talon]

LOL

[fallen plaza]

Let me see if I can find a clip

[fallen plaza]

Here's a pic of it

Lemme find a vid of it in action

[storm jungle]

perfectly balanced

as all things should be

[fallen plaza]

@arctic talon https://clips.twitch.tv/AnimatedKathishTapirNerfBlueBlaster-ckb45_rNnO03pXH6

[arctic talon]

lol

thats really funny

[celest dome]

Hmm yes this does not look like something I know

[shell mason]

who are the Barghesi?

[storm jungle]

We dont know, just another random alien species

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Barghesi

dont even got an image

[green loom]

My body is READY

FOR SCIONS

[shell mason]

huh?

[green loom]

I wanna see da scion kill team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaB45hpW6GA&ab_channel=Warhammer

[shell mason]

oh

[opaque coyote]

I thought of making it so that an introduction to a fanfic starts with either a passage from the lectito divinatus

Or maybe a short recounting of the Horus Heresy but in the POV of an average Imperial Citizen

So I got a question for y'all

1. Did they ever write even a passage or two from the Lectito

2. What does the average 40k Imperium citizen know about the Horus Heresy?

I distinctly remember they usually have it so that the traitor primarchs are actually powerful Daemons.

Like from the beginning

[crisp heath]

is there an actual text for this or would you just make something up?

oh thats your question lmaoooo

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I'm curious if there is like any actual text

Even like the beginning of a passage or something

[storm jungle]

1. Theres some stuff from it but its all spread out in novels and just usual random catholic-fascist drivel, you can google and find some passages online from lore subreddit threads

2. The Heresy is told as a mythological thing but it depends from planet to planet, some treat it as a cautionary religious tale while others who were directly affected by the Heresy carry some scars from it but dont tend to really openly talk about it, one example is from the Carrion Throne where the interrogator is reminscing about how she was told there were 9 Traitor Primarchs and 9 Loyalist Primarchs as a kid, and when she very logically asked why didnt the Emperor have more "angels" she got beaten up by her teacher lol

[crisp heath]

just remember that you can use google translate to put something from english to latin if you ever need it 🌞

i mean....high gothic...

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Lectitio_Divinitatus

[opaque coyote]

"No it's not sex.. it's... sexus"

"Is that even high gothic?"

[opaque coyote]

Wow one known excerpt

Hmm

[storm jungle]

The Lectitio Divinitatus is left up in the air for the same reason the Codex Astartes is, it helps writers of any kind come up with their own stuff in it to implant into a book

[opaque coyote]

"Rejoice, for I bring glorious news. God walks among us. Golden, with a halo surrounding his head. He is our Leader. He is our Father.

He is our Emperor."

Yeah that sounds decent enough

[storm jungle]

Yeah just take any christian meatriding text and modify it

lol

also put yourself into the mind of Lorgar when he was in his worshipping phase

just any evangelist thing works

[opaque coyote]

You know the worst part about the meat riding is that Jesus was notably human

Like he was genuinely afraid of his death

Even asking God if there was any other possible way

[storm jungle]

Well yeah in his case Jesus is a cool dude

the Emperor less so lmao

[opaque coyote]

I wonder if Lorgar made some "generous" interpretations of past actions.

Like idk

Making Interex basically Gomorrah

[storm jungle]

He wasnt that familiar with the Interex as far as I remember

[crisp heath]

intersex gomorrah

[opaque coyote]

Yeah so he'd probably write something like

"Our Emperor saw a civilization. It was filled with devilish bat-like creatures who committed sin and fornication with Xenos.

For such a grave sin, the Emperor washed them away with a flood of fire, steel, and lead."

Or some horseshit like that

The Interex were actually pretty chill tbh

Although I doubt the talks would've ended peacefully

Erebus somehow fucked it up even further

At least the Primarchs would've actually known that Chaos is more than just

Weird xenos

[storm jungle]

Pretty much.

Just think like a bigot when writing it

its hard but you get the hang of it gradually lol

[opaque coyote]

Yeah this is mainly because I want to write a Sister of Battle

She's heavily religious but also has heavy anxiety so she'd 100% mutter some random passages to calm herself down

Planning for her to be an absolute expert at mental gymnastics

[storm jungle]

Super religious bigots tend to be GREAT at mental gymnastics

[opaque coyote]

Winning the Olympics fr

[storm jungle]

darktide zealots are great for that, my favorite has to be the one where they just go

"THESE HOMELESS PEOPLE BEING IN POVERTY IS THEIR FAULT NOT THE RICH!"

💀

[opaque coyote]

Just like real bigots lmao

[arctic talon]

Me RPing in imperium malidictum

💀

[storm jungle]

LOL

[opaque coyote]

Here's the thing tho

Planning for her to have something called "A will to live"

Basically this

[crisp heath]

someone said the first few horus heresy books feel rushed, and i agree

because i´m remembering how the interex noticed some item from their museum missing and immediately decided to give the death sentence to every imperial human on the planet

like????

this is the civilisation that decided to spare and imprison a genocidal alien race we´re talking about

on their whole own planet

thanks for listening

[fallen plaza]

Your welcome

[dusk patrol]

People overrate the Interex

[opaque coyote]

Contrary to most of the Imperial Creed. She is afraid of death, injury, etc. Despite being in a cult where Martyrdom is encouraged.

So she has a similar conflict to Cain.

Where she is afraid of being stabbed by Tyranids, shot by an Ork, etc.

But also she feels absolutely ashamed of herself and feels like she should be in a pentient engine.

But she also terrified at the prospect of being in a pentient engine

[storm jungle]

It wasnt rushed persay they just packed everything into it since it was suppose to be a short series before they decided to make it a successful cashcow

[opaque coyote]

To make this even worse, I'm pairing her up with a Guardsman from Krieg

[crisp heath]

what, who?

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

They were leaving some of the most dangerous chaos artifacts we’ve ever seen in the setting in a museum

And they thought they had chaos figured out

I’d give them like a couple more years

[opaque coyote]

Tbf to them. The item that Erebus stole can literally kill Gods and Daemons.

Although I forgot whether the Interex knew of it's actual value or if it was something that was displayed because it looks cool

[opaque coyote]

An OC essentially

[dusk patrol]

Imo the more likely thing is chaos just used them as a pawn to get Horus corrupted

[storm jungle]

the Imperium definitely fell faster than that

[fallen plaza]

That reminded me of in the first book when they conquered 6319 the "emperor" Went "bro why didn't you leave us alone" As if that was supposed to be something deep

[dusk patrol]

Well the Interex fell in a day or two total

[opaque coyote]

Basically I just wanted to make a cowardly SoB because it sounds funny

[storm jungle]

theres a difference between being genocided instantly and having chaos destroy your entire society in 9 years

so no

[opaque coyote]

Like a lot of things I do

[fallen plaza]

Motherfucker you attacked first

[opaque coyote]

[storm jungle]

to be fair

that entire planet

is literally a meme

guy's took gmod Dark Rp A BIT too far

[dusk patrol]

Well yeah, one mattered, one was a pawn used to get at the Imperium

[storm jungle]

idk about "mattered"

[dusk patrol]

Interex sucked and their name was dumb

[storm jungle]

Nobody asked you space marine fan

[forest orbit]

[storm jungle]

smh

[fallen plaza]

There was a whopping one fan art of them

And I think they were neat

[dusk patrol]

The uh

[forest orbit]

thats kind of the case with almost every 30k human group

[dusk patrol]

Beatitude dudes

Quietude?

[forest orbit]

Yep

[dusk patrol]

One sec they’re fucking sick

[storm jungle]

Love their art

the segmented robo-holo-armor is fucking sick

[forest orbit]

the artwork where hes lovingly embracing with a marine?

[dusk patrol]

NO HUGS

[storm jungle]

yes 👁️

Its great

[dusk patrol]

Here we see a space wolf sexually assaulting a poor member of their order

[fallen plaza]

Tf is that supposed to be

[forest orbit]

💀

[dusk patrol]

He was not reprimanded for this at all

[storm jungle]

💀

[opaque coyote]

A lot of planets are memes

[dusk patrol]

Very problematic

[storm jungle]

some random human civilization

[dusk patrol]

Cyborgs

Using two brains

[fallen plaza]

The reminds me

[forest orbit]

🧠

[fallen plaza]

Magnus gets a lot of shit for ruining the webway

[dusk patrol]

They were pretty deadly but the Space Wolves kinda dropped their orbital base on them so

That was that

[fallen plaza]

But like, did GW forget what the Khan did?

[storm jungle]

Uh

memes

[forest orbit]

the only true answer

magnus meatriders be crazy

[storm jungle]

its why it gets overshadowed

[dusk patrol]

Magnus did nothing, wrong

[storm jungle]

Leman did nothing right

those two knuckleheads needed to be shoved in a closet

[fallen plaza]

Leman fucking SUCKS

[dusk patrol]

The most impressive thing is how Magnus managed to find the worst possible choice ever single time

[storm jungle]

Also 30k Khan mentioned, Eternal say the line

[fallen plaza]

How did he lost to the thousand sons when he had the entire talons with him

[storm jungle]

I mean they didnt lose though

[dusk patrol]

You’d think by accident he’d do something right

[dusk patrol]

Fulgrim gay?

[storm jungle]

the entire planet got razed lol

[storm jungle]

Thats it, bravo vince

we clapped

[forest orbit]

👏

[dusk patrol]

He got him

[fallen plaza]

Erm?

Gay?

[storm jungle]

Anyway like

[dusk patrol]

Fulgrim makes a light jab at Khan

Khan makes a gay joke, which sorta isn’t but basically is

Very problematic

Khan didn’t even have to go to an HR meeting about it

[storm jungle]

the entire burning of prospero is legit terrible because its one of the worst parts of 30k where you can tell the "Act Dumbass" button was being spammed to the fullest, to the point that there had to be a literal shapeshifting daemon on the scene from tzeentch to make sure all went according to the script

like the other "Act Dumbass" parts are a bit excusable since they try to sweep it under the rug

[fallen plaza]

Yup

[storm jungle]

Prospero is just

Im not gonna save my sons

Im gonna sit

Im gonna save my sons

Im gonna fight

like fuck off

lol

[fallen plaza]

But hey

They had a neat box set

[storm jungle]

Ye its whatever mostly, pyramids get blown up

[near wasp]

Magus got his back blown out by russ

[dusk patrol]

As said, Magnus found a way to thread the needle and make every single worst possible choice every time

[storm jungle]

EYO

[forest orbit]

D A M N

[dusk patrol]

[fallen plaza]

Burning of prospero was a nice box set

[dusk patrol]

He did hit his doggy tbh

[fallen plaza]

That had a game apparently

[dusk patrol]

Bit rude

[storm jungle]

he was on a contract obligation or GW would fire him

smh

[rose thorn]

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[forest orbit]

Out of context as FUCK

saving that image though

[storm jungle]

same

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-meme-gif-8854417055736431856

[fallen plaza]

Real and true

[storm jungle]

Today's subject: warhammer fantasy pygmies

[rose thorn]

noOooAOOOOOO

[fallen plaza]

Today's subject

Samus is here

[storm jungle]

SHUT

UP

NOOOO

[fallen plaza]

Samus will knaw on your bones

[near wasp]

Yes!

We stan Samus here

[dusk patrol]

I miss when Warhammer Fantasy strived for historical realism smh

[fallen plaza]

Samus is all around you

[storm jungle]

Samus saying "Terra? No fool this is TERROR" legit made me have brain damage.

Mr Abnett this isnt a marvel comic

kinda

i guess

[near wasp]

Dilaras gonna have a stroke from our bs

[rose thorn]

Stroke who’s samus ?

[storm jungle]

AAA-

[dusk patrol]

Tbf I think Samus was supposed to be a dork

[storm jungle]

I got enough already

[dusk patrol]

Since Abnett has him get clapped every time

He literally never wins a fight

[storm jungle]

also yeah he KIND OF is its more that why are we going through this goofy ass routine when the fate of the literal universe is at stake

[fallen plaza]

Cool model though

[crisp heath]

"i´m sorry, did you say you´re a sex tourist?" "no no you´re getting this all wrong. what i said was i am a sex terrorist"

[dusk patrol]

Samus is the attention whor e next to you

[storm jungle]

accurate

like im reading that

[fallen plaza]

😁

[storm jungle]

then the very next scene

"Heres Horus as a centaur"

[dusk patrol]

It was symbolism

[fallen plaza]

What is this some kind of black legion?

[storm jungle]

SHUT UP AAA

[dusk patrol]

I don’t know what but

[storm jungle]

bravo vince

[dusk patrol]

It symbolized Abnett needing a new editor

[storm jungle]

LOL

[fallen plaza]

Oh my terror

[near wasp]

Cant wait for Samus to show up in a 40k novel

[dusk patrol]

I did like that part though tbh not the centaurs but

[dusk patrol]

He has

He’s in Gaunt’s Ghosts

[near wasp]

Oh what book

[dusk patrol]

Originally

He’s possessed a normie dude

[near wasp]

Oh guess I'll have to give that a read

[storm jungle]

yeah but that book is from like

[dusk patrol]

He doesn’t do much though

[storm jungle]

50 years ago

[dusk patrol]

He’s just kinda there

[storm jungle]

aka the mid 2000's

[near wasp]

I'm reading Lukas rn

[storm jungle]

Lukas is a goated book

[near wasp]

My sides are in orbit

[dusk patrol]

So is Samus’s first heresy appearance

[fallen plaza]

Samus is all around you

[dusk patrol]

Samus is desperate for his paycheck for appearances

[dusk patrol]

That’s a fun book

[storm jungle]

Its also like a surprisingly good dark eldar book too

[dusk patrol]

I’d recommend William Kings space wolves books after

[storm jungle]

The 1999 one?

[dusk patrol]

There’s multiple

[near wasp]

I can't even describe how much I loath the dark elder

[storm jungle]

yeah but it starts with the very aptly named Space Wolf

[storm jungle]

Sliscus is sexy stfu nerd

or ill get Lukas to put flesh-lice in your drink

[dusk patrol]

Wolfblade is probably my favorite one of the King books

[near wasp]

You cannot silence the truth

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

Featuring “OH LAWD HE ROUTING”

Yes this is a real character

And he’s awesome

[fallen plaza]

I wish we had the titus twerking meme as an emote

Hold on lemme find the original image

[storm jungle]

King does a great job of like, making a book feel like an actual adventure while still having fun/dark moments. Im sad he left GW like two decades ago now and is just writing books with the most goofy ahh covers imaginable.

[near wasp]

I just couldn't get through vaults of terra and it ruined the dark elder for me I think

[storm jungle]

Yeah uh

vaults of terra's treatment of druks is pretty bad lol

the author deffo also mostly has no idea how they work aside from wikipedia reads

[dusk patrol]

Tbf he’s also like 174 or something

[storm jungle]

Lmao true

[dusk patrol]

He’s just collecting paychecks now

Probably uses Chat GPT for them

[storm jungle]

bro he was born in '59 damn

[fallen plaza]

Almost as old as you guys

[dusk patrol]

Yeah he stopped doing the Gotrek books for a reason

He’s just too old

[near wasp]

I just hate the blood lore sooopp mich

[storm jungle]

"latest work"

[storm jungle]

Blood lore?

[fallen plaza]

Sop mich

[dusk patrol]

Blood Angel?

[storm jungle]

Dark Angles?

[near wasp]

|| crowl turning into a drukari hybrid because the fleshcrafters blood ||

[opaque coyote]

If there one thing I do really like from the Interex

[storm jungle]

Yeah that is one of THE goofiest parts of the book

[opaque coyote]

They are an example that

Servitors aren't necessary

At all

[storm jungle]

I mean

[opaque coyote]

The Imperium is just stupid

[storm jungle]

they never were necessary

people are just dumb

[dusk patrol]

“Noooo young Dark Angel fan, don’t click on the first subreddit link you google!”

[near wasp]

It legit just ruined the entire series for me

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but the Interex is an example in universe

[storm jungle]

We dont need in-universe examples when we are sane human beans

mostly

[dusk patrol]

Humans aren’t sane anyways

[storm jungle]

the 3rd book is legit just a drag/mediocre imo, idk why people like it so much

[opaque coyote]

It's 40k, there are still people who are like

[near wasp]

Sane I've long since lost that

[opaque coyote]

"bro guys the Imperium is good"

"they're the true heroes of the setting"

[storm jungle]

We have a long ban list of such "people"

[opaque coyote]

[near wasp]

I never even got passed the second

[storm jungle]

Me when the guy with the statue pfp says enslaving people was good IRL

[storm jungle]

the second one is good imo, 3rd is jus ta drag

[dusk patrol]

“Good this, noblebright this, whose the best”

Maybe try finding whose the best person to take your virginity first

[opaque coyote]

The Emperor clearly

[dusk patrol]

I mean he can shapeshift

“Yes uh transformers 1 Megan Fox please”

“Although I’m not picky”

[storm jungle]

bruh

[storm jungle]

Me when the good sigmarites' main weapon of choice is blunt weapons who bust peoples skulls open

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/megan-fox-transformers-mechanic-car-engine-gif-20141501

[opaque coyote]

I'm Bi so

[dusk patrol]

Fun fact

Shia wasn’t acting here

[storm jungle]

LOL

i mean Fox is basically a bimbo IRL so

[fallen plaza]

Shia is fucking insane so, maybe.

[near wasp]

Ogga booga

[storm jungle]

people think reading Kyme is torture should be strapped to a chair and watch Megan's acting in MK1 as Nitara

[fallen plaza]

God

[storm jungle]

KEK

[fallen plaza]

Don't remind me of that

[dusk patrol]

She picked machine gun kelly so that means I probably still have a chance, I just need her to make one more bad choice

[opaque coyote]

Bro please don't do that to them

[storm jungle]

Im glad we got Cena as Peacemaker afterwards to wash that shitstain out of our mouths

[fallen plaza]

Kek

Save the other mistake for me

[dusk patrol]

The weirdest thing is like

The character only kinda looks like her

You could just make her hot

It’s a fucking video game character

Was there no one else?

[storm jungle]

Beats me tbh

like with the other characters i kinda get it the mocap/facecap stuff is more crucial there

Megan is just... lol

[opaque coyote]

I think devs are going towards realism more.

[fallen plaza]

Some of the choices with mk1 were just weird

[opaque coyote]

I think??

[fallen plaza]

Remember the Sonya blade stuff?

[opaque coyote]

Idk

[dusk patrol]

I guess realistically one of these characters should be a charisma vacuum

So it checks out

[opaque coyote]

I don't follow the MK story anymore

Just

[storm jungle]

Okay legit just

[opaque coyote]

Funny fighting

[dusk patrol]

They basically reset the universe

[storm jungle]

why tf do yall care about the quality of the plot so much

[dusk patrol]

And uh

[storm jungle]

just watch people die and laugh at funny scenes

[dusk patrol]

Cause MkX was great

[storm jungle]

was it though

[fallen plaza]

Never said that

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

Yes 👏

[storm jungle]

never

I bet you like Jax

[arctic talon]

Because guilty gear has a more coherent story then mortal kombat

[storm jungle]

fucking bionic FREAK

[dusk patrol]

I just consult the elder gods about this

[storm jungle]

YOU FUCKER GET BACK HERE

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/berleezy-iberleezy-belin-edmond-she-kinda-bad-she-kinda-bad-tho-gif-19486304

[opaque coyote]

Tbh the Homelander Cameo almost sounds the same as Starr despite being a different VA

Which is nice

[storm jungle]

yeah could be worse

[fallen plaza]

😁 moment

[opaque coyote]

GYATTTT

[near wasp]

Don't you say a negative word about bionicle

[dusk patrol]

Jax got that badonkadonk

[storm jungle]

i thought that was Frost

[opaque coyote]

Jax got them thicc ass bionics bro

[dusk patrol]

There’s multiple

[opaque coyote]