its still a shitshow
#40k-lore-chat
storm jungle
and like, filled with nazis
"this game isnt satire"
dev in the chat: it is tho
"nuh uh shut up liberal"
celest dome
Didn't they later get reprimanded or something ?
storm jungle
yeah i think so
outer wave
"I CANT BELIEVE THE DEVS DONT KNOW THEIR OWN PRODUCT!! I KNOW IT BETTER THAN THOSE SHEEPLE!!!"
queen laurel
and like, filled with nazis
Me when the challenges make a sci-fi setting and when the humans are the dominant species make sure that the fans don't like the must not make themselves Nazi challenge
celest dome
Or was it for something else ?
dusk patrol
One got fired
He was a discord mod they promoted to CM though so
Not sure what they expected
queen laurel
Is that the guy that told the player base to down vote the game
winter vessel
it is unfortunate. I always just tell em "shut up and let me enjoy my game". because that's what it is, a GAME
queen laurel
Or basically bomb rate it
dusk patrol
He was literally encouraging people to leave bad reviews if they were so mad which shockingly
Arrowhead and Sony didn’t care for
dusk patrol
Or basically bomb rate it
Yeah
dusk patrol
I can’t recall
winter vessel
Pilestedt?
queen laurel
It's probably in one of those helldivers drama videos
dusk patrol
It was a shit situation but it was also one he probably should have just not talked
storm jungle
It was a shit situation but it was also one he probably should have just not tal...
you basically should just give non-answers always
dusk patrol
He’s less stupid
storm jungle
because gamers are stupid
shell mason
no
dusk patrol
you basically should just give non-answers always
“We’re seeing what we can do” x 100
storm jungle
yes
shell mason
your stupid
queen laurel
you basically should just give non-answers always
One thing i've picked up from being mods is that one of your jobs is to mostly contain morons not feed them
dusk patrol
“Looking into it”
storm jungle
“We’re seeing what we can do” x 100
^
dusk patrol
“I’ve passed it on to the team”
storm jungle
NEVER say a proper statement, your job is being a human shield
winter vessel
Not always but
I mean compared to most game development CEOs, he's got better marks
Unlike Pete Parsons
dusk patrol
I appreciate his honesty at least
Even if I think balancing wise he and his team are uh….
They make interesting choices
arctic talon
queen laurel
Oh yeah the balance is all over the dang place
green loom
Didn't he step down recently
arctic talon
They’re bad at the game
queen laurel
I don't play the game but
arctic talon
They absolutely are bad at the game
queen laurel
The screaming community is enough for me to understand
storm jungle
They make interesting choices
You can just call them morons dude
arctic talon
There is 0 chance they actually play the game at high difficulties lol
storm jungle
There is 0 chance they actually play the game at high difficulties lol
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
dusk patrol
You can just call them morons dude
I used to think it was malice
queen laurel
There is 0 chance they actually play the game at high difficulties lol
How bad is the max difficulty
shell mason
Wouldn't really call ya'll strict
dusk patrol
But now I’m convinced they’re jsut kinda dumb
queen laurel
I heard it's basically unplayable
dusk patrol
And way in over their heads
storm jungle
Wouldn't really call ya'll strict
Unless you're a bigot or a toxic gamer we dont super care
arctic talon
How bad is the max difficulty
They added an enemy that couldn’t get one shot by missiles and all chargers pretty much got replaced by them
fallen plaza
How bad is the max difficulty
Spam
winter vessel
I don't play the game but
I just never notice it. I've always used the starting rifle for most of my gameplay
tough haven
Think that will be good?
winter vessel
But it do got me…thinking.
arctic talon
They nerfed the only way to deal with them
arctic talon
Before they fixed the spawn rate
fallen plaza
You mean like they spam 5 bio titans
More
arctic talon
So it’s kind of just miserable rn
queen laurel
They added an enemy that couldn’t get one shot by missiles and all chargers pret...
Well that's funny
shell mason
Unless you're a bigot or a toxic gamer we dont super care
Oh ik, and I respect that
queen laurel
And fucked
winter vessel
Think that will be good?
I mean I thought Pariah Nexus was pretty good. Considering this will be a continuation, I've got my hopes
outer wave
HD2 difficulty of spamming out enemies that can only be dealt with using armor piercing weapons and only a couple weapons are good sounds so infuriating
tough haven
I mean I thought Pariah Nexus was pretty good. Considering this will be a contin...
Unfortunately I dont want to pay for yet another subscription service
queen laurel
You can still do high difficulty but like
Is it basically the area where if you don't bring the super specific build you were going to cry
storm jungle
I mean I thought Pariah Nexus was pretty good. Considering this will be a contin...
to quote myself and Eternal, as long as a child gets shot i will give it 9/10 stars
tough haven
and I cant pirate it easily so eh
arctic talon
Is it basically the area where if you don't bring the super specific build you w...
Even with a specific build it sucks
queen laurel
Oof
winter vessel
Unfortunately I dont want to pay for yet another subscription service
That's why I go "Yar Har, it's Pirate time" if i want access
queen laurel
to quote myself and Eternal, as long as a child gets shot i will give it 9/10 st...
A child got ripped apart and eaten by its own mother 10 out of 10
shell mason
HD2 difficulty of spamming out enemies that can only be dealt with using armor p...
Nothing is more funnier then point blank blasting a chargers head off with a quesar cannon
arctic talon
Unlike tiefling children who are mildly fireproof
winter vessel
Nothing is more funnier then point blank blasting a chargers head off with a que...
Orb railcannon for me
queen laurel
Unlike tiefling children who are mildly fireproof
Yes they are
dusk patrol
Tiefling children are just longer lasting kindling
shell mason
Orb railcannon for me
Nah save that for the titan
queen laurel
Taste funny though
tough haven
That's why I go "Yar Har, it's Pirate time" if i want access
Yeah but the only places I can find to obtain it are sites that open 800 porn sites in new tabs in my browser constantly, and dont let me use adblocker
arctic talon
They don’t scream as loudly when they die to fire effects either lol
shell mason
Unlike tiefling children who are mildly fireproof
when did dnd come into this?
arctic talon
They must have actually set the goblin child’s voice actor on fire
queen laurel
when did dnd come into this?
You can kill children in it you can
arctic talon
when did dnd come into this?
Child murder in baldurs gate 3
fallen plaza
Zased
arctic talon
The child getting shot in pariah nexus
queen laurel
Keep up with the lads
arctic talon
Same difference smh
fallen plaza
So fvucking,,, zased
shell mason
I'm not a nerd
storm jungle
The child getting shot in pariah nexus
Love how people were like "HOW CAN GUARDSMEN SHOOT A CHILD"
Do these people realise these men and women raze/massacre populaces like daily lol
queen laurel
I'm not a nerd
Mothafucka you are in a warhammer server by virtue of you being in one you are a nerd
arctic talon
The optimal way to handle a fight in the camp is to kill the goblin kids anyways lol
winter vessel
Yeah but the only places I can find to obtain it are sites that open 800 porn si...
I've watched some Warhammer+ videos through youtube channels, who have a VERY short lifespan, but dedicate it to making the videos watchable. that's how I was able to watch Angels of Death in one night, before the following day that specific channel got taken down
shell mason
So I don't play baldurs gate
queen laurel
So deal with it
arctic talon
Since they can aggro the rest of the camp
wraith quartz
So in a short summary of Humanity's history, (From the Space Age to the Current Age). Humanity seems to have a natural tendency to be on the brink of Extinction. Do you believe it still has a chance they can survive further on?
arctic talon
I will absolutely incinerate the child
shell mason
Mothafucka you are in a warhammer server by virtue of you being in one you are a...
Esad
arctic talon
So in a short summary of Humanity's history, (*From the Space Age to the Current...
It will survive
In some form or another
wraith quartz
In some form or another
Hmmm, mmmh 
Why do you believe that?
queen laurel
I will absolutely incinerate the child
I want to throw a group of children from dnd to Ghur just to watch the continent eat them alive
fallen plaza
So in a short summary of Humanity's history, (*From the Space Age to the Current...
Uh, we wont have another age or stife, because how can we have more models with that?
queen laurel
How much would you pay to see that
arctic talon
Uh, we wont have another age or stife, because how can we have more models with ...
Real
tough haven
I've watched some Warhammer+ videos through youtube channels, who have a *VERY* ...
Anything for freedom of information
dusk patrol
I did kinda feel bad about the goblin kids….
…..until I realized how funny it is to punt them into the gorge…
arctic talon
I did kinda feel bad about the goblin kids….
They were racist to me
shell mason
I want to throw a group of children from dnd to Ghur just to watch the continent...
wtaf
arctic talon
Sentenced to death
queen laurel
I did kinda feel bad about the goblin kids….
That's a f****** lie
You wanted to kill them
fallen plaza
That's a f****** lie
Whats a flie
arctic talon
But that’s also the really racist kid lol
shell mason
dusk patrol
You wanted to kill them
No real talk I actually avoided it first play through
And I got the good ending
I just snuck around
arctic talon
I didn’t kill the goblin kids in the court yard
queen laurel
No real talk I actually avoided it first play through
Yeah when i role play i'm mostly do the goody two shoes anyway
arctic talon
Halsin kind of just
dusk patrol
I was a pussy but I felt bad
queen laurel
Just being a bastard doesn't appeal to me
arctic talon
I don’t really blame like
queen laurel
Maybe because i do like killing people that are bad
arctic talon
Halsin for mauling those kids to death
queen laurel
Murder by kindness is a good way to not get killed by the authorities
And therefore i can kill more bad people
dusk patrol
I wish I could kill Halsin and get the good ending still
queen laurel
For being good
dusk patrol
Worthless bear fucker
storm jungle
So in a short summary of Humanity's history, (*From the Space Age to the Current...
We are basically like cockroaches, we will always find some way to live especially spread out in the galaxy. Extinction events right now are simply scary because we are all gathered in one place.
queen laurel
The more good i am the more bad people i can kill
arctic talon
I wish I could kill Halsin and get the good ending still
You can tbf, the shadow curse just remains fucked
queen laurel
And statistically since there are more bad people than good people
It's a never ending cycle of slaughter
dusk patrol
You can tbf, the shadow curse just remains fucked
Yeah but that’s what I mean
tough haven
queen laurel
You can tbf, the shadow curse just remains fucked
Yeah but that's the bad part
tough haven
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1193013196450185247/ra...
speed freeks in a nutshell
queen laurel
You kinda want to save that part of the map
winter vessel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1193013196450185247/ra...
I'm sorry...BigKok Gripnuts?
dusk patrol
Also I did feel a bit bad about convincing the Drider to leave the lantern behind and walk into the shadows
arctic talon
ngl
dusk patrol
But he was also a dumbass so
tough haven
I'm sorry...BigKok Gripnuts?
Ork names fr sound like that
shell mason
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1193013196450185247/ra...
He did do proper welding ppe
queen laurel
Also I did feel a bit bad about convincing the Drider to leave the lantern behin...
The be honest that's mercy
arctic talon
the drider I felt bad for
queen laurel
The guy looks more deranged than
arctic talon
he's a drider
queen laurel
A f****** goblin child
arctic talon
that kind of happens
arctic talon
Lolth really does not like Driders
dusk patrol
You don’t hear a lot of drider stories which end with “and then the drider had a happy life”
queen laurel
Lolth really does not like Driders
Oh yeah who is that god who is supposed for the good underground black people elf
dusk patrol
He was a certified nutter though
queen laurel
I forgot what the race is called
Uh Drow
They have a god that encourages being a good guy right
shell mason
welp
arctic talon
Oh yeah who is that god who is supposed for the good underground black people el...
seldarine is just generic Elven pantheon
aka not Lolth
shell mason
today is a rest day
dusk patrol
Anyone who worships Sharr is a huge dumbass I don’t get how she even has that big temple
arctic talon
Lolth is a chaotic evil psycho demon
arctic talon
Anyone who worships Sharr is a huge dumbass I don’t get how she even has that bi...
I think they just kidnap kids ngl
shell mason
Anyone who worships Sharr is a huge dumbass I don’t get how she even has that bi...
who dat
queen laurel
Anyone who worships Sharr is a huge dumbass I don’t get how she even has that bi...
To be fair in dnd
Darkness and loss are a constant
We all lose something you
Love
queen laurel
Your money
dusk patrol
Like legit she just
arctic talon
or they just fucking lobotomize you
queen laurel
Your family
dusk patrol
Always betrays you
arctic talon
Shar is
queen laurel
Good amount of stuff
dusk patrol
Literally nothing redeeming
arctic talon
the God
queen laurel
To get them into that stupid thing
arctic talon
She basically capitalizes people's feelings of losing something right
feeds off of grief and loss yes
along with wanting to destroy the universe
Shar is like
storm jungle
man i really should play BG3
arctic talon
the angsty teenager who writes edgy poetry and fantasizes about killing people and actually does kill people
while their sister is like
a sucessful person in life
queen laurel
man i really should play BG3
You played it right you mean play it again?
shell mason
Mood
storm jungle
LOL
fallen plaza
my brain is slow
queen laurel
no i never touched it
You didn't touch the game but you wanted to have sex with not one but literally two of the characters
arctic talon
BG3 is fucking dense lol
celest dome
Shar is like Morathi, you don't understand why she's part of the 'not utterly evil god'
queen laurel
You know what
queen laurel
I respect it
shell mason
You didn't touch the game but you wanted to have sex with not one but literally ...
Caught in 4k
arctic talon
she's way too nice
dusk patrol
man i really should play BG3
Just don’t talk to or be nice to Gale
arctic talon
even after she goes full blown Dark Justiciar
queen laurel
Don't listen to him he needs it
arctic talon
shes going to get lobotomized by the mirror again
storm jungle
Just don’t talk to or be nice to Gale
no idea why people like him
storm jungle
literally fucking Generic McGee
queen laurel
literally fucking Generic McGee
Wyll
storm jungle
Gale feels like a creep id turn down in a cafe
arctic talon
I find him endearing
dusk patrol
He did rizz a god of magic somehow
queen laurel
Wyll
celest dome
People are nerds and Gale is a nerd too
queen laurel
Wyll
arctic talon
Wyll is generic
shell mason
Real
storm jungle
where theres a Wyll, theres a woodchipper
arctic talon
Wyll suffers from curse of last minute rewrites
there's like actually some vaguely intresting stuff about him
celest dome
Pre rewrite Wyll was worse
arctic talon
but its never fucking developed
queen laurel
Yeah but like calling him the most generic
storm jungle
i do like Minthara too, totally not because Anna Gregori has voiced like half the 40k books i listen to lol
shell mason
my intestine has reached ego death
arctic talon
Minthara is fun
queen laurel
Gale is a good chunk at least above wyll
arctic talon
she's fun even if you're not evil
storm jungle
shes such a meme-lord
arctic talon
just more complicated to get
storm jungle
"We can use the kids for slave labor"
arctic talon
She's objectively a terrible person lol
storm jungle
BASED
arctic talon
if you romance her
queen laurel
she's fun even if you're not evil
What do you mean complicated just knock her out
arctic talon
you literally end up as a warlord in the Underdark
and enslave a bunch of people
lol
queen laurel
And then save her
arctic talon
oh did they actually make it simpler
queen laurel
Well trying to keep her rather drow etcentrics
arctic talon
it used to be you had to temp aggro her lol
queen laurel
In check is fun
dusk patrol
I just always romance Karlach because I’m a heterosexual man ngl
storm jungle
bruh
storm jungle
bro legit admitted his kink infront of the class
dusk patrol
Kinda hard to argue with that
arctic talon
Karlach is hot both literally and figuratively
dusk patrol
That’s right, I have a hot naked woman fetish
queen laurel
I just like Karlach because she is a woman that knows what she wants
dusk patrol
I’ll admit to it
queen laurel
Yes i said the joke crucify me
storm jungle
That’s right, I have a hot naked woman fetish
hope your balls get melted off during sex with her fucko
queen laurel
Women are confusing whatever
arctic talon
guh
storm jungle
augh
dusk patrol
hope your balls get melted off during sex with her fucko
That’s why we bring a lot of heat resist pots
celest dome
I like Karlach cause I like women that could kill me, simple as
arctic talon
Lae'zel romance is funny in that your character looks like you literally get beaten half to death
queen laurel
I like Karlach cause I like women that could kill me, simple as
AYEEEEE
dusk patrol
She’s fun, she’s actually useful, she knows what she wants, she’s fucking hot literally and physically
arctic talon
since she just obliterates you in one turn of melee
queen laurel
Lae'zel romance is funny in that your character looks like you literally get bea...
Doesn't she literally just go for her confessio
I like you and i would not mind having tearing you apart doing sex
dusk patrol
Shadow heart is way too much baggage ugh
storm jungle
"way too much baggage"
arctic talon
Doesn't she literally just go for her confessio
I like you and i would not mind...
you literally wake up in the morning sore and bruised if you romance her
storm jungle
me when dealing with people IRL
arctic talon
and then it gets worse after her fight with you
dusk patrol
(I romanced her first play though and it’s very sweet)
arctic talon
where she literally beats you half to death to show her love for you
Lae'zels romance is great
celest dome
If Alfira was not in a couple I'd love to have her as a romaneable character
queen laurel
where she literally beats you half to death to show her love for you
Shadow heart is for i can fix her people
arctic talon
Lae'zel is like
storm jungle
michael jackson coke-nose
queen laurel
Because you can truly fix her you
arctic talon
the least racist Gith
spring cairn
https://tenor.com/view/rtfkt-clonex-nft-nfts-metaverse-gif-23715695
turning into a baki character
dusk patrol
She’s the writers pet holy shit
arctic talon
Shadowheart and Lae'zel have the most added to their characters with the romance
celest dome
I'd would have said Astarion
queen laurel
Probably the best narrative romance
I say she's next to lae zel
queen laurel
You gave them reasons to believe that the beliefs that they are been given are you know not the best
arctic talon
beyond the like usual stuff
dusk patrol
Astarions is good but it also is basically the same if you don’t romance him
spring cairn
Ricky-o is an amazing movie
oh god he's full of cheap groundmeat from the grocery store
arctic talon
Lae'zel and Shadowheart both have some large changes occur lol
queen laurel
Astarion you kind of can't influence specifically
Isn't like, basically impossible to stop him from ascending unless you roll
dusk patrol
Shadow hearts whole choice with the one angel lady is super different if you romance her
queen laurel
Good
arctic talon
Isn't like, basically impossible to stop him from ascending unless you roll
You can stop him from ascending but he tells you to fuck off and he leaves
dusk patrol
Iirc you don’t even have to convince her
arctic talon
you don't need to convice Shart to shank Aylin
storm jungle
Astarions is good but it also is basically the same if you don’t romance him
I think the best perception of Astarion is the "fanart" Dungeon Meshi's artist drew where she just fucking traced the cover art of the game because she didnt give a shit about him as a character lol
arctic talon
in general if you have enough approval
queen laurel
You can stop him from ascending but he tells you to fuck off and he leaves
Yeah but for him to stay and convincing him you need to do the roll
arctic talon
- she has a hidden background system
for it lol
Shadowheart arguably has the most complicated fucking stuff lol
celest dome
I think the best perception of Astarion is the "fanart" Dungeon Meshi's artist d...
No way
Gotta check that out
queen laurel
Shadowheart arguably has the most complicated fucking stuff lol
Don't the companions basically make their right choice if you stay with them and make them do the right thing
dusk patrol
Shadowheart really is “baggage” the character
arctic talon
dusk patrol
And she doesn’t even know it
arctic talon
Wyll gets some cute stuff if you romance him
queen laurel
Only the exception being astarion
arctic talon
Gale is fucking weird
queen laurel
Bah fuck Wyll
If i wasn't such a big fat a** i might do that dance of this
dusk patrol
I always bang his sponsor lady
arctic talon
LOL
dusk patrol
Just to stunt on him
storm jungle
No way <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Bottom right lol
you can tell she just
didnt wanna add him in
LOL
queen laurel
Gale is fucking weird
The only reason i f****** save him is because he's god form is such a f****** dick
dusk patrol
Fucking his boss cause I can
celest dome
Half of the Gale romance is him just talking about his ex
arctic talon
yeah
storm jungle
just like real life
arctic talon
LOL
queen laurel
Yeah we can stay as friends but if you become a god i will kill you myself
storm jungle
dab
queen laurel
The only reason i save him is because if he becomes a god he becomes this ego maniac
fallen plaza
queen laurel
That you just want to punch
queen laurel
it gets weird lol
Doesn't he basically favor you
Okay i'm shagging a god
Now what
dusk patrol
I mean tbf
queen laurel
you become his chosen or he says "Am I still not good enough for you fuck off"
That's why i allways save the companions and do the right thing
Watching them suffer and becoming even more worse it's not a good idea
winter vessel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986935709569011722/1187134906367754290/21...
when you come back from another mission but didn't have any filters in your mask.
arctic talon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986935709569011722/1187134906367754290/21...
thats a fucked up veteran
dusk patrol
If you’re fucking a god I feel like becoming thier chosen is basically like being their bf
Or whatever
arctic talon
yeah
arctic talon
Watching them suffer and becoming even more worse it's not a good idea
I think its funny once and then it just feels kind of hollow the other times you do it
because like
celest dome
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986935709569011722/1187134906367754290/21...
So those are the new cigarette warning pictures
fallen plaza
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986935709569011722/1187134906367754290/21...
Dill face reveal
arctic talon
you lose out on so much content lol
dusk patrol
Basically the god equivalent of “wanna move in?”
arctic talon
objectively speaking
arctic talon
The only good thing about Shadowheart becoming a full blown Sharran is that she's "one of the good ones" 💀
fallen plaza
its what i get for dealing with "people" like you
Pfft, what! I am a man like anyone else!
queen laurel
you lose out on so much content lol
Yeah but the thing is i'm not good at being a scumbag what can i say
spring cairn
this how you'll look if you smoke kids
celest dome
What do you mean 'people'
arctic talon
which means she's going to get fucking backstabbed
queen laurel
At bare minimum I'm chaotic neutral
storm jungle
What do you mean 'people'
Well... I wouldn't exactly call em "people"
storm jungle
celest dome
Well... I wouldn't exactly call em "people"
fair
storm jungle
something-something oppenheimer style
arctic talon
Minthara is like objectively Lawful Evil
fallen plaza
I am a people dammit!
queen laurel
except for Minthara
Oh yeah wolf how do you think people will make custom companions with the mod tools
And it's just a straight up sex slave
celest dome
Could be worse, could be steam/forum peoples 💀
celest dome
I am a people dammit!
Haven't we agreed you were a bot or was that someone else
queen laurel
I don't want to think about this
Well i'm making you think
arctic talon
too bad
queen laurel
So think
fallen plaza
Haven't we agreed you were a bot or was that someone else
I dont recall being called a bot, i would remember that
arctic talon
I don't get why people think The Emperor is like nice
celest dome
To the nick kyme room
YAY new roommate
arctic talon
he's like a piece of shit objectively lol
spring cairn
I don't get why people think The Emperor is like nice
he gave me a bounty once
arctic talon
he gave me a bounty once
lol
queen laurel
he's like a piece of shit objectively lol
How do i deal with this people that worship me as a religion should i a tell them that is not really a good idea and that they should just stop but i appreciate the appreciation or i blew up the planet
Option b it is blow up the planet
arctic talon
oh
different game
smh
I'm talking about baldurs gate 💀
but also the emperor is a piece of shit in 40k
queen laurel
I'm talking about baldurs gate 💀
Oh that guy that killed his friend
fallen plaza
Unlike sigmar
shell mason
ok
arctic talon
Oh that guy that killed his friend
he literally gave stelmane a stroke and he threatens to give you one as well if you don't be buddy buddy with him lmao
dusk patrol
The important thing to take away from this is, fuck the Voodoo Boys
arctic talon
lol
dusk patrol
They’re not even the Voodoo Boys
queen laurel
he literally gave stelmane a stroke and he threatens to give you one as well if ...
I really wish i can find the way to get a mindflayer for the final battle without him and without needing to sacrifice myself or orpheus
arctic talon
real
queen laurel
But next play through i'm going to have the sacrifice Orpheus
I am tired of sacrificing myself for the greater good
arctic talon
I really wish i can find the way to get a mindflayer for the final battle withou...
Orpheus dying is fine realistically 
queen laurel
Orpheus dying is fine realistically <:smarf:966438427866304512>
I can convince him to live like on some f*** off nowhere right
arctic talon
ngl killing him is probably the best option regardless
realistically the Githyanki need to start fresh
storm jungle
The important thing to take away from this is, fuck the Voodoo Boys
I love how when you dont trust them Johnny shit-talks you
arctic talon
their whole civlization is fucked
arctic talon
I love how when you dont trust them Johnny shit-talks you
I don't get why Johnny trusts them
💀
like
storm jungle
because hes a dumbass
arctic talon
well obviously
spring cairn
are they trustworthy
storm jungle
no
arctic talon
they literally kill you
spring cairn
they annoyed me i killed them all
arctic talon
they literally fry your brain
storm jungle
also use you as a trojan horse
arctic talon
if you side with them
dusk patrol
Johnny thinking that one chick he banged a few times still was obsessed with him decades later as an AI is hilarious
queen laurel
realistically the Githyanki need to start fresh
Well don't really care about him because there's only one character i like the main man Yurs truly
This guy is fun
arctic talon
Well don't really care about him because there's only one character i like the m...
Literally the most friendly Orthon ever
queen laurel
Literally the most friendly Orthon ever
Are they usually very violent
dusk patrol
A threat
storm jungle
Johnny thinking that one chick he banged a few times still was obsessed with him...
like its why i do not understand why anyone thinks parting with johnny is a "sad" ordeal, hes a fucking pathetic loser who had everything coming to him.
storm jungle
i remember playing his flashbacks and thinking any "nice" action i do feels out of character
lol
arctic talon
Are they usually very violent
They are a genetically engineered Devil Ubermensch designed for exterminating demons
so yes
dusk patrol
Johnny Bumbled fucked his way into being friends and around actually super important people
queen laurel
They are a genetically engineered Devil Ubermensch designed for exterminating de...
The perfect coworkers then
arctic talon
Yurgir is pretty nice
queen laurel
Yurgir is pretty nice
And also he's fun to use in the final battle
dusk patrol
Then thought he was the reason Arasaka cared about it all
queen laurel
Infinite invisibility is funny
arctic talon
Yurgir if anything is on the weaker side for an Orthon
dusk patrol
He was also basically just a test dummy for the Soulkiller
storm jungle
Pretty much, i got zero sympathy for him overall lol
spring cairn
at least the nuclear bomb stunt was p badass
dusk patrol
He didn’t even do that iirc
arctic talon
he didn't yeah
spring cairn
he wa there
dusk patrol
He was just the muscle
arctic talon
his primary goal that night was to sabotage soul killer
spring cairn
yeah but that's still an active part of it
arctic talon
with the rest of his group
except he wasn't even the most important person in that group
dusk patrol
He’s basically the side character to a bunch of actually badass people and he thinks he was the main character the whole time
spring cairn
yeah
arctic talon
Shaitan and Spider murphy were more important that night
spring cairn
that's literally the rockstar syndrome
dusk patrol
Yeah
arctic talon
Spider because she was the only netrunner
and Shaitan because he was insurance incase smasher showed up
dusk patrol
He wasn’t even an optional companion
arctic talon
and what do you know smasher showed up LOL
dusk patrol
He was a side character who dies off screen
arctic talon
yeah
if you play that module hes dead as a warmup for Smasher showing up
you don't interact with him at all
spring cairn
imagine dying to smasher
dusk patrol
Yeah
spring cairn
i gave him an aneurysm and he canned it instantly
dusk patrol
imagine dying to smasher
arctic talon
and then Shaitan starts fighting smasher and you're supposed to run and actually do your job
lol
spring cairn
my fav weapon in cyberpunk was in the dlc and it's a shame you get it only at the very end
it's the AI boosted smg that literally fry ppl alive
queen laurel
and then Shaitan starts fighting smasher and you're supposed to run and actually...
Is there actually a person more geared up and more horrifying than smasher in lore?
arctic talon
oh the blackwall stuff
arctic talon
Is there actually a person more geared up and more horrifying than smasher in lo...
no, Shaitan was just considered as close as someone could get to actually fighting smasher off
queen laurel
Or is he basically the cream of the crop
spring cairn
and they just scream in pain as all of their implants burn
arctic talon
and he still got his fucking ass beaten lol
the logic was Shaitan is fullborg, very competent and hard to kill
therfore he should fight smasher if smasher shows up
queen laurel
no, Shaitan was just considered as close as someone could get to actually fighti...
He's basically the pinnacle of cybernetic machinery fusion between humans huh
spring cairn
skill issue
arctic talon
he lives though lol
spring cairn
when will they understand that netrunner is the best build smh
queen laurel
Basically if i want to become someone like smasher i need to develop his mentality
Which is not a good idea
arctic talon
if you approach the module from the other direction
you get to also meet Shaitan after he gets chucked out the window
since he's busy killing Arasaka security in the main lobby
arctic talon
Basically if i want to become someone like smasher i need to develop his mentali...
you need to be like an incredibly psychopathic person already to end up like Smasher
his humanity stat is literally listed as "-" because it doesn't fucking exist
he isn't human
queen laurel
you need to be like an incredibly psychopathic person already to end up like Sma...
Can you be a good person and have as much cybernetics he does
Like having a very healthy mental states so you can handle the machinery
spring cairn
they all go crazy eventually
arctic talon
he just hates Arasaka
a lot
so he's ended up more sane then smasher who just hates humanity
queen laurel
Shaitan is about as close as it gets lol
So if i play the board game and i have this character that has a sandavistan with gorilla arms and berserker drug injectors his humanity stat would be like at one
arctic talon
no
thats like fine
if its just those 3 things
but what about eye replacments, skeletal enhancments
ect.
spring cairn
queen laurel
All of it then
snow fern
You have to be really chromed up to go cyberpsycho
spring cairn
mf is built like a hd2 devastator
arctic talon
yeah if you go chrome junky your humanity stats gona be low
but you haven't gone full borg yet
queen laurel
yeah if you go chrome junky your humanity stats gona be low
What's the use of humanity stat in the game
arctic talon
that isn't smashers head btw
snow fern
The psycho in the start of the edgerunners
arctic talon
What's the use of humanity stat in the game
talking with people, not being a brutal psychopath,
queen laurel
talking with people, not being a brutal psychopath,
So if you have incredibly low humanity you basically have zero charisma
queen laurel
Damn
arctic talon
people actively don't want to interact with you
queen laurel
Just like me for real for real
snow fern
You're twitchy and people treat you like a rabid dog off the chain
queen laurel
You're twitchy and people treat you like a rabid dog off the chain
Surely they would want to talk with someone that has gorilla arms and sandavistan and berserker drug injectors running in their veins 24/7
arctic talon
but smasher is arguably still alive in 2077 even after you "kill" him
spring cairn
smasher don't care he maxxed out so much he can pulp anyone standing in front of him
snow fern
Maybe for VtM fans it's like being Nos
arctic talon
since his torso is intact lol
Smasher wasn't sane in the first place
so it really doesn't matter
snow fern
Smasher was a psychopath before he sold himself to Arasaka
arctic talon
its also fine in a Cyberpunk Red or 2020 party if you have someone go full borg
tough haven
Cyberpunk characters complain about going crazy after implanting too much, where tech priests just don’t worry cause they were differing flavors and levels of crazy to begin with
spring cairn
i mean he has to die if you fry his brain
queen laurel
Cyberpunk characters complain about going crazy after implanting too much, where...
It's the tech priest mentality
arctic talon
i mean he has to die if you fry his brain
his brain isn't in his head
that isn't his fucking head
spring cairn
where is it then
tough haven
It's the tech priest mentality
And I love it
queen laurel
They think that joining with machinery is based
snow fern
He was on death's door and said I would rather die than go without inflicting civilian casualties
queen laurel
So they don't have problems with it
tough haven
Granted they’re surprisingly stable most of the time, if inept
spring cairn
if his head is in his chest it doesn't matter
arctic talon
where is it then
Hidden deep in the chest area under a bunch of armor and it can "eject" as well
spring cairn
another netrunner build w
arctic talon
ngl
snow fern
Netrunners in tabletop I don't think are nearly as overpowered
tough haven
They think that joining with machinery is based
They stay surprisingly stable
arctic talon
they're more overpowered
queen laurel
Wait wolf isn't lucy a net runner
queen laurel
And when he tried to do that s*** with smash
arctic talon
you can literally kill yourself by accident
queen laurel
He just reflected it
arctic talon
yes
snow fern
But yah you want a netrunner to actually have a chance to beat Smasher
Borgs ICE can only go so far
spring cairn
you can literally kill yourself by accident
reminds me of another type of '"wizards" mmmh
winter vessel
I did a sword tech pistol build with a sandevistan
arctic talon
I mean its more so if you try frying someone with too much ice
you'll just overheat and fucking die
dusk patrol
That’s why he hit Ctrl Delete
arctic talon
because your squishy body can't handle it
queen laurel
Is the strongest type of melee weapon in cyberpunk vibro weapons
You know like vibroblades
arctic talon
I want full borg conversions in the next cyberpunk video game
I'm so dissapointed by the lack of full borgs
in 2077
dusk patrol
Yeah
arctic talon
there's more in FUCKING RED
and RED is like
the least militarized period in Cyberpunk lore
Arasaka security should have plenty of full borgs
queen laurel
and RED is like
Can you tell me the rule books for the table top game
spring cairn
in the degenerate body desecration aspect
queen laurel
It seems like a fun read
snow fern
Aren't there like cyber furries as well? That'd be neat
spring cairn
there's anything you can think about
arctic talon
Aren't there like cyber furries as well? That'd be neat
yes
snow fern
Maelstrom looks like it would have like more people that look literally like Junkyard dogs
winter vessel
Aren't there like cyber furries as well? That'd be neat
yeah, you can do body conversions, some can have ears tails, pointy ears, and shape their teeth to be sharper
spring cairn
it's a completely degenerated late stage capitalism dystopia
and cdporjeckt red didn't do it justice imo
arctic talon
such a shame we don't get to see the Trauma Team fullborg conversion
oh yeah fun fact
Trauma team has fullborgs
at least in Red
snow fern
That sounds terrifying
winter vessel
I like the military aspect of Cyberpunk, like, it can still be attainable
queen laurel
Aren't there like cyber furries as well? That'd be neat
Least chromed furry https://youtu.be/ceDnQZRMToA?si=dTBDh-lNtj6tlcJE
spring cairn
i hope they take their foot off the brake for their next game
arctic talon
its still a fucking total cyborg
spring cairn
go full throttle
arctic talon
thats near bulletproof
snow fern
Least chromed furry https://youtu.be/ceDnQZRMToA?si=dTBDh-lNtj6tlcJE
The suspiciously wealthy furry and his 3 trillion dollar fursuit
arctic talon
it looks like a basic suit
snow fern
RIP HiFI 2
arctic talon
but there's nothing really human under it anymore
winter vessel
i hope they take their foot off the brake for their next game
They really undersold the…body modifications you can make for your character.
spring cairn
They really undersold the…body modifications you can make for your character.
yeah it's laughable
arctic talon
which isn't too bad
queen laurel
Aight bet
arctic talon
then again there's lower humanity loss conversions
snow fern
I imagine lacking basic senses like Touch or smell would be insanity inducing enough
arctic talon
but like they aren't meant for combat
spring cairn
there's literally little to no body trashing in a cyberpunk game
spring cairn
things should get fucked up
spring cairn
instead you can just get heart in ur eyes or something
winter vessel
there's literally little to no body trashing in a cyberpunk game
No joke, I was making my character and went “wait…thats as huge as you’re gonna go?”
arctic talon
but its mostly for people who are paranoid about dying
and want to still look hot
so like it worthless for any actual combat situation for how much it costs
snow fern
Sounds like a post modern version of those people who do too much botox
arctic talon
yeah pretty much
snow fern
vibe
arctic talon
the militech suits all are like
60+ humanity loss lol
mostly since militech == murder
snow fern
A fancy computer in your head that nullifies your empathy and tells you to murder in your sleep
arctic talon
there's a militech full borg conversion with 4 arms
or I guess 2
but you can get extra arms for more humanity cost
winter vessel
I just wish I could look more like A Solo who was ex-military, clothing options were rubbish
celest dome
cute
arctic talon
its focused on stealth
snow fern
That hazardous environment robot in Phantom Liberty was them diping their toe in the water
snow fern
Probably a everything but the brain like Smasher
arctic talon
for buyable in game
baseline is Militech Eclipse
since its a straight 67 hit without any of the additional addons
snow fern
I need more friends to do TTRPG stuff with
arctic talon
Spyder is more potentially
if you go for all 4 arms
- additional stuff
Militech Dragoon is the most humanity cost baseline at around 80 I think? Excluding additional integrated stuff
but your GM probably won't let you buy it lol
since its military grade hardware + it trivalizes any combat
its like bringing a fucking tank to a gang war
celest dome
Could have one organised here, but I don't know how to run a cyperpunk one
tough haven
60+ humanity loss lol
If a tech priest were to be rated in that system how much humanity loss world you say for the average enginseer
dusk patrol
But I want it
arctic talon
If a tech priest were to be rated in that system how much humanity loss world yo...
enginseer is prolly like 30 to 40
half their body at least is machine
but yeah the lack of full borgs in 2077 is dissapointing
dusk patrol
140 humanity loss
arctic talon
its like literally one of my least favorite parts about the games depiction of Cyberpunk
arctic talon
140 humanity loss
motherfucker is negative on the chart
celest dome
140 humanity loss
Not human
arctic talon
biological enhancments cost humanity as well
Biotech is illegal though
but who cares
you're a criminal anyways
celest dome
Only in Night City no N?
dusk patrol
Humanity? What’s that?
fallen plaza
Sexy metal man
arctic talon
also smasher is lowkey more imposing in Red then he is in 2077
since he looks like just a guy in armor
tough haven
I need more friends to do TTRPG stuff with
Same, I’ve been trying to do a wrath and glory ttrpg with my friends, but their running a dnd campaign rn
arctic talon
its more fun when you see just some normal looking dude
tear through a fucking metal door
tough haven
enginseer is prolly like 30 to 40
Left? Or loss?
arctic talon
Loss
I think its a shame there's a general lack of Arasaka full borg conversions in Red
but at least it makes sense
they literally just got nuked a few years ago
arctic talon
Fucking 0 humanity left lol
tough haven
Not counting full conversion since there are few tech priests with just brain left
green loom
also smasher is lowkey more imposing in Red then he is in 2077
What's Red
tough haven
Fucking 0 humanity left lol
For the average dominus?
arctic talon
What's Red
Cyberpunk red is the ttrpg system that’s a successor to 2020
green loom
Oh
arctic talon
It happens from the years 2023 to 2040
arctic talon
For the average dominus?
Prolly yeah, with all the extra bits, additional eyes
Ect.
celest dome
Wasn't there something to go in negative humanity ?
arctic talon
Yes
It’s in red
It just makes you even worse at being a party face/mentally stable
In 2020 you just died
snow fern
Who knew military grade combat steroids being pumped into your blood with emotion inhibitors make one a little dangerous
How do we keep bringing up cyberpunk in here btw, not that I'm complaining, just something interesting I noticed
arctic talon
because its cool
and we go on a tangent constantly whenever anything related to it is posted
celest dome
We go on many tangent tbf
snow fern
I love tangents
celest dome
least favourite geometry feature
snow fern
Yah 2077 didn't go really hard on the dehumanizing factor of Cyberpunk
arctic talon
one of my favorite Cyberpunk Red characters was a fullborg Netrunner who swore he was "normal"
(he was not)
he also died
but thats besides the point
snow fern
No happy endings in Night City
arctic talon
was pretty fun to RP as someone whos clearly not right in the head due to the full body conversion
but it also got kind of tiring after a while
dusk patrol
No happy endings in Night City
Depends on the massage parlor you visit
arctic talon
but good for me he died before it got to the point where I didn't want to play him anymore
dusk patrol
dusk patrol
was pretty fun to RP as someone whos clearly not right in the head due to the fu...
Playing an Iron Hand in Deathwatch got pretty annoying so I just made him eccentric eventually
tough haven
Prolly yeah, with all the extra bits, additional eyes
Btw, are explorators usually dominus?
arctic talon
He got blown in half by a some massive fucking laser weapon but he didn't die until like
tough haven
Playing an Iron Hand in Deathwatch got pretty annoying so I just made him eccent...
Why’s that?
arctic talon
Btw, are explorators usually dominus?
No
dusk patrol
Btw, are explorators usually dominus?
There’s no rule
dusk patrol
Why’s that?
Mostly just, being the cold, mostly silent mechanical Techmarine sounds cool
But it turns out narratively you do a lot of the same stuff
Over and over
arctic talon
its funny in that if you go full borg as a netrunner you're arguably way more durable then a non fullborg Solo
dusk patrol
And don’t have a lot of interesting responses
tough haven
There’s no rule
Yeah, but I would assume they are since they’d need to conquer newly found territory
arctic talon
since you can face check a missile but they can't
snow fern
Turn the ICBM into a pacifist, just Netrunner things
dusk patrol
Yeah, but I would assume they are since they’d need to conquer newly found terri...
Explorators are must Tech priests who are part of an Explorator fleet
Their rank can vary wildly
Also sometimes they’re just attached to a rogue trader or whatever
It’s basically just being a part of a Forgeworld ecosystem but it’s a fleet
arctic talon
playing a full borg netrunner is fun because you can physically intimidate people + threaten to like do horrific things to their implants
So I got to do interrogations
dusk patrol
arctic talon
because I was a giant scary cyborg with like 11 humanity left over
arctic talon
Yeah, but I would assume they are since they’d need to conquer newly found terri...
they need to be at least decently ranked
but beyond that there's no big rule
celest dome
Explorator Fleet have many ranked people in it
arctic talon
Oh also fun fact Taiwan conquered China in cyberpunk
I’m not sure why they wrote that but it’s funny
celest dome
Prophecious lore
arctic talon
It’s why Kang Tao is labeled as a Chinese corporation in RED and 2077
tough haven
they need to be at least decently ranked
I’m just trying to write a biologis that’s a part of a explorator fleet and was just trying to figure out how it would look
celest dome
Or even just a Tech priest that work on an Exploratory fleet
arctic talon
Yeah that also works great
dusk patrol
Oh also fun fact Taiwan conquered China in cyberpunk
I figure Mike Pondsmith can’t visit China can he
opaque coyote
I love how the Orks are confused over the concept of roads.
Specifically why HUMIES don't just like
Drive in whatever terrain they're in
tough haven
Make them a magos or Archmagos
Well for scaling reasons I have to have him be an initiate attached to a biologis magos
arctic talon
I figure Mike Pondsmith can’t visit China can he
I’d assume he can’t after writing that lmao
tough haven
I love how the Orks are confused over the concept of roads.
Specifically why HU...
Me too
arctic talon
I love how the Orks are confused over the concept of roads.
Specifically why HU...
The glory of Orkish 4 wheel drive
opaque coyote
I’m not sure why they wrote that but it’s funny
The Soviet Union is somehow still alive in Cyberpunk
Somehow
arctic talon
Anytime anywhere
arctic talon
The Soviet Union is somehow still alive in Cyberpunk
It’s capitalist now
Sorry Neo Sovietism
opaque coyote
It’s capitalist now
Makes sense
But also God damn even the soviets can't escape corpos
arctic talon
It’s also one of the less awful places to live in terms of like
dusk patrol
I love how the Orks are confused over the concept of roads.
Specifically why HU...
Me, in my Jeep
opaque coyote
Healthcare
So basically it's American healthcare instead of Cyberpunk's healthcare which is
Worse
Somehow
arctic talon
Yes
arctic talon
in Cyberpunk you get shit healthcare even if you can afford it
dusk patrol
Trauma Team is borderline supernatural with what they can do
arctic talon
unless you can afford Trauma team coverage™️
opaque coyote
Hey they have great healthcare
I fucking love Trauma Team because they're basically American Healthcare using a Berserk Module
dusk patrol
And their response time
arctic talon
no they absolutely are fucking super natural
lol
There's no way they can realistically have those response times
dusk patrol
Trauma Team has like a 30 second guarantee for platinum members
opaque coyote
And their response time
Remember when David shot Faraday and Trauma Team was immediately there after like 3 minutes
Of course uh
David made sure any kind of healthcare
dusk patrol
They have some limits
dusk patrol
Hey they don’t guaranteed you’ll survive
opaque coyote
Tbh I think my main criticism with Edgerunners is that
They didn't have an episode where everything goes normally yk
dusk patrol
Just that they’ll do their best
opaque coyote
I mean I would like an episode where the crew goes through a successful long gig
Not only would it be fun
dusk patrol
Trauma Teams story is pretty depressing too, it used to be a lot more moral and about helping people
opaque coyote
But it'd also be a reference point of how shit everything is when the downfall happens
tough haven
Trauma Teams story is pretty depressing too, it used to be a lot more moral and ...
Like all heathcare
Lol
opaque coyote
Trauma Teams story is pretty depressing too, it used to be a lot more moral and ...
But then they realized that they need money
And that the world runs on it
dusk patrol
Not even
opaque coyote
Especially with Cyberpunk
dusk patrol
They jsut didn’t care anymore
tough haven
As a healthcare professional it’s already an industry run by corporations
dusk patrol
They kept seeing the worst of humanity
opaque coyote
They jsut didn’t care anymore
It's hard to when you constantly find your customers uh
Fucking gored
tough haven
You just try to change it as much as you can within it
opaque coyote
Scav moment
dusk patrol
There’s a comic with a trauma team dude who joins from the military to make a difference
tough haven
They kept seeing the worst of humanity
And almost everyone is like that
dusk patrol
And he becomes jaded and uncaring by the end
opaque coyote
And he becomes jaded and uncaring by the end
Tbh that's also the story of the NCPD
In the 2020's they were a legitimate police force and publically funded
Now they've recently became a corporation themselves
dusk patrol
I can’t imagine you can’t lose your humanity if you’re landing trying to save someone from dying and that’s it and people keep trying to murder you
opaque coyote
Yeah the NCPD is technically a corporation in 2077
dusk patrol
Hence why they act that way in the game and show
opaque coyote
I can’t imagine you can’t lose your humanity if you’re landing trying to save so...
Or seeing the individual you're contracted to save basically be fucked mentally and physically
Sometimes literally unfortunately
dusk patrol
If you don’t shoot first and tell everyone to fuck off or die then you’re gonna die fast
arctic talon
the fact you have to waste your breath saving some piece of shit as well
can't help
opaque coyote
If you don’t shoot first and tell everyone to fuck off or die then you’re gonna ...
Which is why they act that way during cyberpunk 2077'd intro
dusk patrol
Yeah
arctic talon
ngl
opaque coyote
Despite you literally saving the girl they tell you to back away
dusk patrol
They’re often racing into attempted corporate assignations
opaque coyote
those guys were like
They probably thought you were some shithead merc
Who only did it for the money
dusk patrol
Which can be a bit lethal
opaque coyote
Yeah
arctic talon
they just tase you if you get too close
opaque coyote
They just harshly tell you to back away
opaque coyote
they just tase you if you get too close
Which is lenient
arctic talon
on the scale of trauma team thats like
opaque coyote
I mean most people have cyberware
arctic talon
very nice]
opaque coyote
Also uh