40k-lore-chat

[green loom]

Doesn't he also show up in the Damocles books

[tough haven]

Yep

And I thought he just got a recent one

[green loom]

Yeah, in Arks

Alongside his fancier misle

*model

[tough haven]

Inquisition first though

I thought this was recent

[fallen plaza]

That old 8th ed logo oof

[dusk patrol]

No it’s been years since GRRM wrote that

[storm jungle]

I remember when people were losing their minds over the logo change lol

back in my day...

[fallen plaza]

I think it still sucks, but i got used to it

[storm jungle]

i didnt ask bitch

SHUT UP

[fallen plaza]

Womp womp

[paper haven]

I never could vibe with the Tau. They just feel so out of place with everything else.

[storm jungle]

Thats because you've been conditioned to see everything in gothic

[celest dome]

SM feel more out of place

[storm jungle]

we also got space orks

and space elves

[paper haven]

Yes, exactly

[green loom]

You're at a small mall with many shops but the largest is the hot topic

[storm jungle]

LOL

[rose thorn]

Wait what was it before?

[paper haven]

I enjoy the story about the Tau examining a dreadnaught and finding out that:

1. There's a person in there and
2. He's older than their entire civilization

[storm jungle]

its a very "recent" change, only got done with 9th edition

[storm jungle]

thats like one of the most retold ones in the fandom yeah

[paper haven]

I'm gonna be honest, I didn't even know they changed the logo

[storm jungle]

because thats about as much as it matters

[paper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/well-there-it-is-jeff-goldblum-gif-14058551

[storm jungle]

[paper haven]

It's hard to say which faction I know the least about. Tau, Eldar or Necron

[storm jungle]

always good to explore

[green loom]

Very much so

Also I heard the new Lelith book isnt bad

[paper haven]

It's on the list I swear but I'm still trying to get through the Horus heresy.

[storm jungle]

lmao

long way to go

[storm jungle]

Its good if you got taste outside of imperial slop

[crisp heath]

So generals in the guard can retire, can inquisitors do that?

[storm jungle]

Inquisitors can also maybe pick up pencil-pusher positions when they become old enough like a Grandmaster

[paper haven]

Which I, probably, don't have.

[storm jungle]

most live and die on the job

[green loom]

I also heard it has some gay shit

[crisp heath]

I figured

[storm jungle]

It has a ton lol

love Brooks

[tough haven]

I still liked it, it also implies some level of cooperation with farsight and the inquisition

Or I guess just one grey knight

[green loom]

Actually I'm not sure I can send this here

[paper haven]

Look, the Tau are not the biggest problem at the moment

[dusk patrol]

I was memeing

[crisp heath]

Inquisitors be like “I’m gonna do a bunch of heretical stuff to kill a bigger foe so it’s fine”

[dusk patrol]

Cause ice and fire

GRRM

I’m surrounded by imbeciles!

[tough haven]

Yeah

[crisp heath]

“Yet”

[dusk patrol]

No

[tough haven]

Sometimes it’s worth it

Other times it isn’t

[celest dome]

Ice and Fire isn't the best thing Martins has written

[crisp heath]

Tau gonna make a giant cannon that makes black holes and doom the galaxy

[tough haven]

Especially when “heresy” can be the smallest most common sense shit

[celest dome]

Personally

[crisp heath]

Like the necrons feared with their super tech

[paper haven]

Plus, they're gonna have some tyrannid issues pretty soon so I imagine the Tau question will solve itself.

[crisp heath]

It’s for the greater good of course

[tough haven]

True, but it’s also a short story

It was iffy at times but ok

[celest dome]

(Song of) Ice and Fire is GoT

[dusk patrol]

Jfc

[paper haven]

Are we really doing this?

[dusk patrol]

I just need to make a whole flow chart for my jokes

[raven stone]

Just saw some Codex Agents leaks...
TLDR: it isn't going to win any competitive games.

[paper haven]

Welp time to buy in.

[green loom]

Oh so the generic classes in SM2 have names

The tactical is Valius, the Sniper is Scipius

[storm jungle]

Guys im in a game but uh

[paper haven]

Names for the classes? Or the class is a charact- ok

[storm jungle]

draw and quarter Cacti for me for that statement

im doing penances atm

[paper haven]

I already submitted the paperwork.

[raven stone]

I see Codex Agents as GW suddenly remembering there are, in fact, a minority who build armies for Narrative reasons

And not always CoMpS type

[paper haven]

Those poor bastards. Literally because they are probably poor and, statistically, born out of wedlock.

[green loom]

Remember when meme chat was still a thing

[storm jungle]

I do and im glad we nuked it

fucking cesspit shithole

lol

literally leave em alone for a month and its filled with nazi gas chamber "memes"

[crystal forum]

speaking of agents

https://youtu.be/fG8H8Qgifds?si=nz7lB7XSpNNmpdvD

[outer wave]

Do you remember the armor and history chat? Whatever happened to that?

[paper haven]

I was about to ask if it was deleted for some horrible stuff

[crystal forum]

agents when the leman russ punisher starts punishing

[green loom]

Natural selection

[crystal forum]

brrrrrt

[outer wave]

Damn

[green loom]

40k meme chats have an awful tendency to devolve into racism and weird shit

[raven stone]

Sadly doubly true for this Codex now.

I am still getting it just to commemorate it actually existing.

[paper haven]

Damn nature, you scary.

[crystal forum]

when agents can afford immolators but have to take chimeras to battle

[paper haven]

Why can't some memes just stay dreams?

[dusk patrol]

Vindicare go BRRRRRR

[crystal forum]

that's not what vindicare do

[paper haven]

Punisher is Gatling cannon right?

[crystal forum]

yes

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-stewie-griffin-gif-23481779

Well it’s more like

[green loom]

No the Punisher is a comic character

[crystal forum]

executioner is plasma cannon

exterminator is double autocannon

[dusk patrol]

No Executioner is a different comic character

[crystal forum]

yes these names are confusing

[dusk patrol]

Man Jay is dumb

Keeps mixing up comics with his tanks

[crystal forum]

lov me tank

[green loom]

No help to be gotten

[winter vessel]

Eversor is “i am become bomb”

[paper haven]

To be fair to Jay, I do not know what all the tank types are unless I'm looking at a picture.

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/stab-future-gif-12598389

Mfw I’m an Eversor

[crystal forum]

there's also annihilator which is a rare double las cannon variant

(has no rules currently)

[dusk patrol]

Imagine knowing the Russ Variants when the Baneblade ones are all that matters

[paper haven]

Eversors get the best job

[dusk patrol]

Behold, my Baneblade only list

It has three baneblades

[paper haven]

All they do is kill things and nap.

[crystal forum]

stormhammer best variant

[paper haven]

Then explode

[dusk patrol]

Shadowsword

[crystal forum]

wait not stormhammer

damn it which one is the battle bus variant again

[paper haven]

Isn't there a bane blade varient that is basically a massive troop transport?

[crystal forum]

yes

storm something

[paper haven]

I like that one

[dusk patrol]

Stormlord I think

[paper haven]

Nice try

[crystal forum]

yes stormlord

very funny variant

[crystal forum]

not very good on tabletop but very funny

[paper haven]

That's a tyrannid you can't fool me- oh wait that's actually its name

[dusk patrol]

Everybody gets a bolt shell

[crystal forum]

i think that's a titan sized gun too

[dusk patrol]

Nah

A little below

Hurricane bolters I believe

[winter vessel]

Yeah, I look at Stormlord and it looks like something I’d see straight out of the Metal Slug Videogames

[dusk patrol]

Mega bolter is the titan one

[crystal forum]

vulcan mega bolter

it literally is a titan gun

[dusk patrol]

It’s both pro and anti infantry

[green loom]

Straight out of foxhole

[crystal forum]

pats stormlord
this thing can kill so many cultists!

[storm jungle]

Metal Slug's rebel army has like so much Imperium-esque war machines

[green loom]

Hey Jay it's the HIC

[crystal forum]

shut the fuck up

[green loom]

[paper haven]

Yes I would like a tank but built like those early WW1 tanks and super big like the biggest it can get

[crystal forum]

makes sense considering both IP's are mostly WW2 vehicles but wild and wacky

[dusk patrol]

Mfw there’s a titan whose up to no good, causing a ruckus in my neighborhood

[crystal forum]

shadowsword my beloved

when the guard has had ENOUGH of those titans over yonder

[dusk patrol]

CHOOOOOOMM

[paper haven]

It got in one little fight and its mom got scared

[dusk patrol]

Volcano cannon go BEEEEOOOOWWW

fifteen minute recharge time as the vehicle shuts down from power loss

[paper haven]

Seems like a design flaw

[crystal forum]

at least you damaged the void shield of that titan

[dusk patrol]

Well it’s a fucking Titan gun

[crystal forum]

oh wait it's aiming at us now

[dusk patrol]

It’s as small as they could make it

There’s a reason they work in packs

[paper haven]

Maybe don't put Titan guns on tanks then

[dusk patrol]

Or with other support who can hurt the titan after its shield is down

[crystal forum]

it's rare to just see 1 baneblade

[paper haven]

Put tank guns on tanks

[dusk patrol]

Its sole purpose is to have a way for guard to deal with titans

[crystal forum]

only big regiments can even afford these things

[paper haven]

But better tank guns

[dusk patrol]

That’s what it does

Other tank guns don’t cut it for titan shield popping

[crystal forum]

if militarum had access to titans they wouldn't be using shadowswords

but noooo

[dusk patrol]

Also baneblades don’t last long

Rarely they have void shields

But mostly they need to be able to take that one powerful shot

[paper haven]

Ok but can't a titan still fire with it's shields down?

[crystal forum]

yes

[dusk patrol]

That’s why you work in tandem

[crystal forum]

also titans dont usually work alone either

[dusk patrol]

There’s a Shadowsword formation called Titankiller I think

[crystal forum]

the shadowsword is uh not a very useful tank

[dusk patrol]

Where they quickly chain the shots to break it’s shield and destroy it

Plus

It can fuck up anything below that

[paper haven]

Explain shadow sword again?

[dusk patrol]

Volcano cannons kinda ignore things like cover

[crystal forum]

but on the plus side if you see a chaos rhino and you have a shadowsword doing nothing

[dusk patrol]

It’s firing a volcano cannon

Aka a titan gun

It can one shot other baneblades or land raiders or whatever easy

It just takes forever to recharge between shots

[paper haven]

The Titan gun that forces the tank to shut down after every shot?

[crystal forum]

it can penetrate like 3 leman russes at a time lol

also energy weapon so no ammo requirements which isnt much in 40k but is a pretty cool advantage if you care about that

[paper haven]

The fourth lemon Russ will be able to get off a ton of shots though

[dusk patrol]

It’s a sniper tank

[crystal forum]

it's still a baneblade

it can tank shots

[remote widget]

Is the city of dust linked to the desolate city?

[dusk patrol]

Yeah that’s why it’s a Baneblade and it’s not by itself

[viral halo]

Anyone getting the new exorcists book

[dusk patrol]

Also it can be like

Miles away

[dusk patrol]

Probably yeah

[crystal forum]

also remember it has sponson laser cannons

[dusk patrol]

Although I doubt it’s gonna be good

[paper haven]

I assumed it was miles away

[dusk patrol]

Maybe? Not clear

[crystal forum]

my advice is to never buy a shadowsword model

like you'd be dumb to buy one

[paper haven]

I'm gonna buy one

[crystal forum]

(print it)

[dusk patrol]

It’s a cool idea in lore

On table top though….

[remote widget]

Different authors, do they tend to keep separate, I would imagine?

[dusk patrol]

Same author

Just not clear if it’s connected

[crystal forum]

i dont think the baneblade has ever been relevant in tabletop is the funny thing

it's just a cool model

[viral halo]

the plot is super interesting

[dusk patrol]

The author is more my concern

[viral halo]

What else did they write

[dusk patrol]

I don’t care for his other offerings

The Space Shark stuff

[viral halo]

never read it

[dusk patrol]

Blood of Iax

White Scars 40k stuff

Just idk not the best

But I like Exorcists and he does do pretty good at adding lore to the chapters he does so

I’ll get it for that

Hopefully it’s good or at least fine

[green loom]

Shrimphammer

[paper haven]

Well tabletop battles are super close range, right?

Bane blades would be at an inherent disadvantage because of their cost and the fact that everyone can shoot at it

[fallen plaza]

At the points your playing, probably playing mid to long

[dusk patrol]

It’s more their rules are kinda meh

And they’re expensive

[fallen plaza]

Basically, dont trust GW to make big units good

[dusk patrol]

Same issue as titans on a lesser scale

And other super heavies

Like the Astraeus

They’re cool but yeah not many people get them

[fallen plaza]

That reminds me, what the hell is the big FW votann explorer vehicle supposed to do in the game? Is it like a transport or something?

I dont know the rules for it

[crystal forum]

yup militarum feels not made for tabletop sometimes lol

artillery firing point blank range

[dusk patrol]

I think transporter yeah

And clearing Aliens for Lego Mission to Mars games

[fallen plaza]

Its such a weird and wonderful vehicle

Its a good mechanicum vehicle proxy

[crystal forum]

votaan vehicles are quite funny yes

[fallen plaza]

I checked, its not votann, its a squat

Probably why its so cool

[crystal forum]

https://preview.redd.it/uvek5d9a65l91.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=8def985f3b43b9745e169f7b064fb40f6c29da6e

this?

[fallen plaza]

No

[dusk patrol]

Oh that

[fallen plaza]

This, the skalvian explorator

[crystal forum]

ive never seen it before

[fallen plaza]

Its a pretty sick vehicle

[crystal forum]

looks much better than current votann vehicles

[fallen plaza]

Ikr thas what im sayin

[crystal forum]

wheres all the weapons though

i only see a grabby claw and a single turret

[fallen plaza]

Thats it

[crystal forum]

can models shoot out of it

[fallen plaza]

As far as i can tell maybe

Thats why i was asking for its rules in the first place, because if you look at the back it doesn’t even transport troops

[crystal forum]

genuinely looks like something i'd expect dark age humanity to use

[fallen plaza]

It doesnt look out of place in a 30k mechanicum army too

It fact its very much at home with them

[crystal forum]

where does this model even come from

oh it's necromunda?

[crystal forum]

that looks sick

[fallen plaza]

Out of production though unfortunately

Although the files are plentiful….

[crystal forum]

is it mechanicus?

[fallen plaza]

Yee

[arctic talon]

Oh that thing

I forgot it’s name

[fallen plaza]

Macrocarid explorator

[arctic talon]

Yeah that

Fun fact it was only in production for a short while

For reasons beyond my comprehension

[fallen plaza]

I was mentioning it because it would look great next to this

Or as a proxy

[arctic talon]

Oh

Yeah def

[fallen plaza]

Although personally, ive seen plenty of files for the macrocarid for me to pass on it as a proxy….

[arctic talon]

Forgeworld East

[crystal forum]

do we have much lore about ironhead squats

[fallen plaza]

Chang bligh

[storm jungle]

racisian slipup

[crystal forum]

did they exist before votann were revealed

[arctic talon]

They’re post votann

[queen laurel]

What do you mean slip up he meant it

[paper haven]

Oh wait Votann. Yeah they are definitely the faction I know the least about

[crystal forum]

do we have any lore on their ancestor core?

[arctic talon]

It’s gone

[crystal forum]

or do they have several

wait what

[tough haven]

Cause there’s nothing to know lol

[arctic talon]

They have kids the normal way

[tough haven]

They barely exist rn

[arctic talon]

They’ve gone native

So to speak

[tough haven]

They can do that?

[crystal forum]

lexicanum says they have a core what

[arctic talon]

It’s literally lost

In universe

This is like the first thing said about them

????

Did I miss a fucking white dwarf

[paper haven]

I don't think the reason why matters as such.

[arctic talon]

Oh goddamit its in a white dwarf isn’t it

[crystal forum]

the source is not a white dwarf

[paper haven]

Am I a bad fan if I don't know what that is?

[crystal forum]

necromunda: book of the outlands

[crystal forum]

no you just value your money

it's the warhammer subscription magazine

[paper haven]

Well I do value my money

[crystal forum]

which is not named after the stellar classification

that was a big let down for me

[paper haven]

I work really hard to get it. Also I need to eat and bathe and having electricity and internet is nice.

[crystal forum]

eating? in this economy?

[paper haven]

Wait what other White Dwarf is there?

[crystal forum]

the shitty fantasy kind

caucasian small person

[paper haven]

I had no expectations and I am still disappointed.

[wraith quartz]

Hey, retagged the recap in case any of you missed the long topic discussion I've been having for the past 2 weeks or so.....
Anyway I want to wrap this up, before I get to work.

First things first:
Mutant knowledge/lore crash course.
With the known list of Abhumans. I want to know about the relatively popular Abhumans, (except psykers they're another whole can of worms to deal with, later), so the crash questions I'm asking for each "Muta_, I mean Abhumans is:
• Where did they come from, or what kind of environment they're relatively found?
• How long have we known them, if like they're a new strain
• Fun facts about them
• They're usefulness to the Imperium
• Is there any Legendary Abhumans to note of.

.....

[fallen plaza]

🍎

[wraith quartz]

......
So starting from the list I know of:
Ogryns I want to know more about them.

[arctic talon]

what about them

they're bigger, stronger, not as intellegent(though its unclear if this is from the imperium doing so or if they're actually less intelligent its most likely a mix of both)

Ogryns got discovered during the great crusade

they're useful because they're strong and easy to manipulate

[outer wave]

Ogryns are the result of humans beings being stranded for around 10k years or so on high gravity worlds

Which doesnt make much sense but lets ignore that

They're humans that have developed a stronger sense of survival and musculature in compensation for less brainpower for more abstract thought like arithmetic and sciences

As a result, they struggle with complicated orders or thinking higher than "What to eat today?" or "How do I survive today?" or "Is that danger?"

There are 7 subspecies of ogryns according to Lexicanum: (copied straight from the page) Alpha, Theta, Type IV, Type VIIa, H.S. gigantus gigantus, H.S. gigantus Cranopus, and the mysterious Grey Ogryns

As to whats the most common subspecies of ogryn is, we're not sure

[wraith quartz]

Hmmmm

[dusk patrol]

They’re big strong and stupid

40k ogres basically

[wraith quartz]

So is there a Legendary Orgryn?

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

Nork Deddog

[wraith quartz]

What makes him so special?

Outside the title of "Legendary" of course

[dusk patrol]

Ogryn Prodigy

[outer wave]

According to the codexes, can count up to 4 which is a feat amongst ogryns

[wraith quartz]

[dusk patrol]

Head butted an Ork Warboss and killed him

He’s known to be an exceptional bodyguard

[queen laurel]

Yeah but hilariously ogryns in dark tide rival or are basically smarter than him

[dusk patrol]

He’s basically just the Ogryniest Ogryn

[dusk patrol]

Not really

[winter vessel]

The only time I've ever seen an Ogryn with a Cigar in his mouth, Nork is badass

[outer wave]

I think they're written more realistically if anything

They still struggle to count past 4

[queen laurel]

Bully and bodyguard are naturally pretty smart without the bone implant

[dusk patrol]

They’re still dumb

Nork is dumb but he’s capable like the rest

Also there’s a level of gameplay mechanics to the ones we play like with the reloading

Which in lore Ogryns struggle a lot more with

But that’s kinda shit for a game

[queen laurel]

Yeah but bully like literally figured out the water cartel scheme of denying water

That's good enough for me

[dusk patrol]

Also all of them being able to use the nade gauntlet

[wraith quartz]

Hmmm, Interesting

[fallen plaza]

In terms of canonicity, if you want solid proof of anything, its the journals that you wanna look at

[wraith quartz]

Do most Ogryns try to look up to him, (in terms of inspiration)

[fallen plaza]

Most dialogue is non canonical in the game

[dusk patrol]

Yes

He’s a legendary figure to them

[queen laurel]

He's basically a standard

[dusk patrol]

They mention him in game

[queen laurel]

But physically speaking he's not that all different

So a random ogryn from nowhere can still perform his feats of physical strength

[outer wave]

They just need the proper scenario to happen

[dusk patrol]

Not necessarily

He’s known to be exceptional even for Ogryns

He’s highly sought after as a bodyguard

[wraith quartz]

So the rat-things "best snipers of Guard" (Cap, I say). What are they?

[dusk patrol]

Most Ogryns aren’t headbutting warbosses and winning

[queen laurel]

In the intelligence department and he only had the bone implant

What i mean is physically speaking another random ogryn can just head butt a war boss or drag a chimera

[dusk patrol]

Hell most Ogryns aren’t even that capable in combat

[queen laurel]

In the physical strength department not on skill or intelligence

[dusk patrol]

There’s not much indication we have that’s true, what he did is notable for a reason

They’re strong but he’s meant to be an extreme

[queen laurel]

I'm just saying that a random ogreen can basically do what he did because physically speaking he didn't get changed much other than the brain implant

[storm jungle]

Bully/Bodyguard are about as smart if not more, Nork is just wanked because hes a special character.

also like

[dusk patrol]

Nork is literally in universe said to be this

[storm jungle]

realistically speaking an entire sub-species of humans all having the brain of a child is a bit stupid lol

[dusk patrol]

It’s not wanked, it’s lore

[storm jungle]

its really not

[dusk patrol]

It is

[storm jungle]

down to like "genius because he can count"

[storm jungle]

nah

also like hes an old character with barely any lore

this game is probably the biggest exploration we get into ogryns in general in comparison

[outer wave]

Thank god for that

[dusk patrol]

Books go more into it tbh

[storm jungle]

Not really

"they're dumb"

[dusk patrol]

Especially crime

[storm jungle]

and it kinda stops there

[queen laurel]

Yeah so why stick to the bland dumb ones

If we can have the more interesting ones we can have

[outer wave]

I find the Bodyguard's whole "Sky God" thing for the God Emperor to be cool and interesting

[storm jungle]

okay but Crime's one is a literal philosopher

[outer wave]

They got religion!

[storm jungle]

Its why i get annoyed when people act like they are braindead

thats Brawler lol

[queen laurel]

Yeah you want the most ogryn go for brawler

[dusk patrol]

They’re really dumb that doesn’t mean they’re brain dead, they’re simple and not capable of certain things well

[storm jungle]

your common ogryn would look at the Torrent and not even figure out what the water cartel is doing, meanwhile Bully figures it out like instantly

[fallen plaza]

Brawler is very smart thank you very much

[dusk patrol]

Counting being one that they struggle with

And writing

They have ability in other areas

[storm jungle]

Ehhh kinda

[outer wave]

And brawler isnt that dumb, mostly

[storm jungle]

the thing is them being mentally restricted is a purposeful thing

as they basically got the mind of kids

they can learn

[queen laurel]

Yeah but the thing is they have intelligence that you can teach them other skills in, the imperium literally just gives them the bear essentials and you know lets them go to town

[storm jungle]

Hes so and so

[dusk patrol]

There’s literally no evidence of that

[storm jungle]

hes suppose to be the generic ogryn

[storm jungle]

You dont really need evidence for it though, these are still human beings. Why would they be mentally stunted from gigantism?

[outer wave]

I cant believe we're returning to this conversation

[storm jungle]

same

[winter vessel]

I like Bodyguard Ogryn persona

[storm jungle]

literally just

[dusk patrol]

Because that’s their whole deal

They have cognitive difficulties

[storm jungle]

An entire galaxy's full of humans doesnt equate to every ogryn being the same

[queen laurel]

That's like saying that short people are short because that's their deal and because they're short they can't somehow do algebra

[storm jungle]

and we dont really know how deep it goes if its a mental issue or a nurture one

[wraith quartz]

Eyes on this please

[storm jungle]

this lol

[winter vessel]

You know hobbits?

[storm jungle]

it also largely comes from a lack of lore in general

[wraith quartz]

A bit

[storm jungle]

so just pointing to extremely outdated or just rare examples and presenting them as the norm is a bit eh

[dusk patrol]

I’ll make this easy then, find me literally any lore that they’re held back cognitively intentionally

[storm jungle]

Im not talking about lore im talking about common sense lol

like how the fuck can an entire sub-species of humans just be "stupid"

because plot?

[queen laurel]

Yeah warhammer is a bit all over the place but a bit of common sense applied here in there doesn't hurt

[dusk patrol]

So yeah there isn’t any

[outer wave]

Okay tbf here, common sense wasnt placed in when the writers talked about how the ogryns evolved on high gravity worlds, which would've led to them being shorter and stouter

[storm jungle]

Yet darktide ogryns show a lot of intelligence

[dusk patrol]

Like the lore literally says this

[storm jungle]

and this game is written by Black Library writers

[winter vessel]

K think that, but they’re thieves, kinda act cocky, and boy do they love food. But Ratlings are very good marksmen

[storm jungle]

half the lore you refer to is like from the 5th edition guard codex

[dusk patrol]

They’re literally said directly to be cognitively impaired as a group

[wraith quartz]

Oh, interesting

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

There has never been a piece of Ogryn lore that hasn’t said this

[fallen plaza]

Again, dialogue in this game isnt solid cannon, asqhy said so herself that a lot of the canon is mostly written in the logs

[outer wave]

Isnt there the whole thing with the codexes being written in the Imperium's POV?

[storm jungle]

It very much is when its written by literal 40k writers

[wraith quartz]

So they're very much physically stunted?

[storm jungle]

idk why people argue against this so much

lol

[dusk patrol]

Because this is made up stuff you’re saying

[fallen plaza]

Literally mentioned by the community manager this is so

[dusk patrol]

Like Ogryns as a concept as very clear

[storm jungle]

Where

[winter vessel]

Yeah, they don’t have the physique of a squat, but about the same height. And I’ve always seen them bare foot, so halflings are in full reference right there. They also have a tendency of procuring non-standard issue stuff.

[dusk patrol]

This is just fanfiction

[rose thorn]

Oh I remember bag lmao, tbh they both don’t look great but the new one looks scifi

[dusk patrol]

Also GW wouldn’t be shy on jsut

Having this be a thing

If it was

It’s not like they don’t have Ogryns be treated like shit

[wraith quartz]

Oooooooooh

[fallen plaza]

I’ll bring up a screencap, but this was in the context of verm and how chronicles are the only things canon

[dusk patrol]

The Imperium has also been shown to invest heavily in trying to make Ogryns smarter

[wraith quartz]

So are there other uses outside of sniping and stealing?

[storm jungle]

So its not even related to darktide

[dusk patrol]

Basically space hobbits

Clever, small

[arctic talon]

The fandom version of this is someone saying Tau don't fit in the setting and then finding out Tau are older then them

[dusk patrol]

Good at cooking

[winter vessel]

Light on they’re feet, wonder what grey bearded wizard said that.

[dusk patrol]

Good snipers often

Fixers

[arctic talon]

They have very good eyes

and hand eye coordination

[storm jungle]

They are all genetically good at being snipers, cooks, and stealing stuff

because again going by the ogryn logic this applies to their entire race for uh "lore reasons"

[wraith quartz]

I see

[fallen plaza]

I assume your being dense on purpose just to be funny but i’ll humor you, since this is mostly how a lot of the story has to be communicated since GW is very finnicky with things, this isnt just a verm thing, this is how they work

[arctic talon]

I don't like how they're barefoot

its like

so weird I don't like it lol

[dusk patrol]

Space Hobbits bitch

[outer wave]

Hairy toes

[dusk patrol]

Shoes are for nerds

[rose thorn]

I love ratlings it’s so sad

[arctic talon]

battlefields are disgusting

[wraith quartz]

Are there any relatively known hobbits or whatever they're called, like famous or infamous...

[storm jungle]

Im not being dense numbskull, and no its not really that simple. Considering half the stuff (we as playtesters) see behind the scenes on stuff that actually needs to be "lore accurate" to be put into the game i nthe first place, this also includes voicelines

[arctic talon]

I do not want to imagine

[dusk patrol]

Iirc they do have very tough feet

[rose thorn]

Both 40k and aos hates halfling

[winter vessel]

Ratlings would have this kind of tendency when it comes to their own lives, or others. 🤣

[arctic talon]

Rein and Raus in Blackstone Fortress are the only notable ones

[rose thorn]

At least halflings had the reward of being the worst faction in bloodbowl

[wraith quartz]

They're pretty infamous?

[storm jungle]

Uh

[dusk patrol]

Ratlings generally do pretty well in the guard

[storm jungle]

just for the game

[arctic talon]

At least on the Precipice yes

[storm jungle]

and thats kind of it

[arctic talon]

in universe no

lol

[dusk patrol]

They’re good cooks and good at uh

Procuring special stuff

[arctic talon]

Rein and Raus are noted for being very successful

[fallen plaza]

Yes, and verm also had to be lore accurate yet the chronicles are still the only things canon

[winter vessel]

“Potatoes, boil, mash em, stick em in a stew”

[arctic talon]

and incredibly efficent at exploring the fortress

[rose thorn]

These two are so fuckinh funny

[arctic talon]

They live with fucking UR-025 LMAO

[wraith quartz]

Oh, interesting

[arctic talon]

funniest fucking living situation ever

[storm jungle]

And this still largely applies to vermintide who also didnt really have 8 writers working on it compared to just that with Matt Ward.

[rose thorn]

They are absolute bastards too its great

[storm jungle]

so calling most of the stuff non-canon is really wild

in that case Titus' exploits may as well not exist lol

[winter vessel]

It’s wild

[arctic talon]

They’re like the ratling stereotype to the T arguably

[storm jungle]

they ARE basically Welsh people

[rose thorn]

Damn darktide isn’t canon?

[storm jungle]

Alas.

[dusk patrol]

Hide your sheep

[wraith quartz]

So I have another "mu-", I mean "*abhuman"to talk about.....

[queen laurel]

That explains your point of view of ogryns

[rose thorn]

They don’t wanna let guard have a chain sword AND a gun

[dusk patrol]

They also come preducked

[winter vessel]

The concept of canon is FUBAR in 40k, so I just take it in stride

[storm jungle]

no roleplaying, say it now

🫵

[queen laurel]

Role play again and i will dehydrate you like the starfish you are

[outer wave]

She demands the M word....

[queen laurel]

Ask the question plain and simple

[rose thorn]

Two sides of the same coin

[storm jungle]

to be fair it basically goes back to hobbits and that to welsh people though i guess Tolkien's was a bit less bad lol

dont ask how warhammer fantasy treats foreign cultures

[wraith quartz]

What the Kark is that thing? Not the Nid of course...

[outer wave]

Warhammer Fantasy monoglians

[storm jungle]

its a lictor

[queen laurel]

Yo this rats went to japan now they are ninjas

[fallen plaza]

The only canon thing is setup and the context of the conflict, which is set up in the logs, the rest is mostly roleplay for characters, titus is basically different because the story is set up differently and can be communicated as easily compared to DT

[storm jungle]

[winter vessel]

Here come the neko…

[wraith quartz]

No to the left of that

[storm jungle]

its a coomerbait character

Eternal do your thingy

[outer wave]

An artist's depiction of a felinid

[fallen plaza]

I could send you jesus himself to say that and you’ll still insist on this

[dusk patrol]

It’s not my opinion, it’s literally the only consistent portrayal and description of Ogryns we’ve gotten from games workshop since their inception and appearance across all codex’s in 40k, 30k, Necromunda, RPGs, and books.

[arctic talon]

its one of many interpretations of a Felinid

[queen laurel]

It's probably an overly sexualized felinid if you want to be lore accurate

[arctic talon]

Fun fact

we know like

a few things about Felinids

[storm jungle]

Im not as bad as you so dont worry about it

[dusk patrol]

Too many things

[storm jungle]

also all this arguing and my pizza got cold

aughhh

[arctic talon]

They have large claws around the size of a humans forearm

[dusk patrol]

Good

You deserve it

[fallen plaza]

Good for you

[arctic talon]

and uh

[storm jungle]

wait nvm its still warm

[arctic talon]

they have hair

beyond that uh

[fallen plaza]

Your denseness has consequences

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/do-i-amuse-you-amused-slap-backhand-backhand-slap-gif-11240990327736756869

[dusk patrol]

Dammit

[arctic talon]

we don't know anything lmao

[rose thorn]

insert Asian country
rename it

[wraith quartz]

Ah, ok

[fallen plaza]

Cathay literally just means china too

[storm jungle]

this is what happens when you let white people write

[winter vessel]

I would honestly compare em to that abomination of mankind film, called “CATS” from 2019

[celest dome]

@fallen plaza @storm jungle on cannonocity of tides game. I had at some point asked what could be considered cannon and what couldn't at Hedge.
Basically what he explained wast that anything they featured had to be in a way possible or plausible.
An example for Vt2 was being able to kill Chaos Spawn and other monster. Those are things that the U5 could lorewise kill.
But for gameplay reasons they appear much more often than they would in stories.

[rose thorn]

WHAT

[dusk patrol]

Someone bring up female space marines up so we can make her pizza get cold

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats pretty normal

[storm jungle]

Too late fucko eating with one hand

[queen laurel]

Yeah consistent things that are boring so i don't care i enjoy what i want to enjoy you enjoy what you enjoy like making fun of people's nationality

[celest dome]

Cathay is an old name for China.
Nippon is for Japan too

[storm jungle]

Yeah uh

their lore meanwhile

[arctic talon]

did you not know this?

lol

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

Yeah but like rats going to japan and suddenly becoming ninjas

Come on man

[rose thorn]

NO, THATS SO DUMB

[fallen plaza]

Meanwhile araby

[queen laurel]

You can do better than that s***

[winter vessel]

Ratnobi

[fallen plaza]

I mean, tbh i think araby is pretty accurate ngl

[arctic talon]

guys warhammer reference

[dusk patrol]

Oh please people make school shooting jokes here about the US all the time, I can make one sheepfucker joke

[celest dome]

New/current lore has it happen in Cathay and not Nippon

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

WALLLSSS

[queen laurel]

Brother i didn't say stop now didn't i

[celest dome]

Something Something pigmy...

[queen laurel]

I can go to twitter and i would see more horrific things that what you say here

You're probably the most tame f****** psychopath i have f****** met

[outer wave]

Probably the one thing Im glad GW didnt continue on

[dusk patrol]

I’m not a psychopath

[wraith quartz]

So, that's all the mutants I know of, are there any other beings that you know of, or have a favorite of. You can use this prompt to flesh out what they are.

[dusk patrol]

I’m a high functioning psychopath

[fallen plaza]

If we didnt say all this shit in lore chat we would all be banned already

[rose thorn]

British people will see anything that has black pepper on it as foreign

[queen laurel]

Oh don't matter you remind me of an imperial fist with how you talk at times

[dusk patrol]

Rude

[storm jungle]

would make my job easier tbh

[dusk patrol]

You go too far now

[arctic talon]

I do this as an asian person as well for DND homebrew

except I try to be original

[celest dome]

Space marine is a space marine. No sense looking further into it

[queen laurel]

One of my hive fleets literally named after a mythical creature in my f****** country

[arctic talon]

to varying degrees of failure and success

[rose thorn]

Your job as a fantasy setting is literally to be more unique then a history text book

[arctic talon]

I think a lot of the hive fleets

[fallen plaza]

I see you pointing the ban hammer on me

[arctic talon]

are named after myhtical creatures

[rose thorn]

I usually get a random adjective and add it to a country

[storm jungle]

[outer wave]

Tbf Warhammer Fantasy is just the history textbook but high fantasy

[queen laurel]

Yes mine is actually named after a moon devouring serpent called the Bakunawa

[celest dome]

Cause you think you've done something to deserve it ?

[arctic talon]

to an extent yeah

[winter vessel]

As a guardsman fanboy, it’s easy for me to say the Ogryn being my go to. Loyal to a fault and willing to die under your command, provided they get taught the right stuff about the Imperium. That’s why it kinda sucks when they get manipulated by Traitor Militarum elements, and unknowingly serve Chaos

[fallen plaza]

Nay, injustice is why

Injustice

Gods

[arctic talon]

the shitty fighting game?

[rose thorn]

Tall France: France but its in a tower

Triple England: England but controlled by 3 people and racist

[fallen plaza]

Amongus

[arctic talon]

yeah I think anyone who enjoys it should be flayed alive

[dusk patrol]

Hey the second one was pretty good

Not the best but hey

[arctic talon]

The second one is acceptable gameplay wise

[shell mason]

Ngl

this hangover is killing me

[dusk patrol]

Story wise it’s a bit goofy but hey

[arctic talon]

its nether realm

[queen laurel]

I'm over 2d guest fighting games after mortal kombat milked the crap out of the concept

[arctic talon]

I'm not sure why people are expecting a coherent story beyond the absolute basics

[fallen plaza]

Dont expect nether realm to make a good story

[queen laurel]

Oh look hellboy fighting the ninja turtles how neat

[dusk patrol]

Mfw Harley Quinn beats up Superman

[fallen plaza]

Like, people who follow fighting game stories are insane and i dont get them

[queen laurel]

Yo watch homelander beat the crap out of a lady that controls some fans

[shell mason]

https://tenor.com/view/jacko-guilty-gear-guiltygear-strive-gif-13720360315655318086

[arctic talon]

Guilty Gear is the golden path because the story is derranged enough

[rose thorn]

Story was good until they wouldn’t stop circle jerking about it

This applies to most x but evil comic events anyway

[shell mason]

play guilty gear

[arctic talon]

bring back my favorite map Japan

[dusk patrol]

Omniman is the real one that’s super goofy

[fallen plaza]

I like his gyatt mod

[queen laurel]

I mean like omni man dying to baraka

[arctic talon]

good map

[queen laurel]

I know this is a game but that is a bit goofy

[arctic talon]

behold Japan

[dusk patrol]

Dude could probably solo the whole MK universe

[fallen plaza]

Real

[dusk patrol]

Except maybe some of the gods but idk

[queen laurel]

Why the hell does japan look like it experience nagasaki again

[arctic talon]

because it got wiped off the face of planet earth killing 90% of the Japanese population

next question

[queen laurel]

Yeah like the only ones that can probably deal a good chunk of damage to him or you know actually kill him is the time bending one and liu kang

[arctic talon]

Japan hammer of dawned itself

to try and stop an apocalypse from occuring

turns out it didn't work and the apocalypse happened anyways

[shell mason]

know what

[dusk patrol]

The Dawn of the Second Apocalypse

[queen laurel]

All i know is that the funny doctor is now an insane creature from the void faust

[shell mason]

play killer instinct

[queen laurel]

He looks so fucked

[dusk patrol]

There’s only one man that can save the day

Sgt Rex Power Colt

[storm jungle]

Liu Kang could literally end the plot in an instant if he didnt give up his powers like a numbskull

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-faust-gif-21005855

[storm jungle]

one of his fatalities is literally

summoning a fucking black hole

lol

[shell mason]

Nah

I use Axl

[dusk patrol]

Least insane Fighting Game character concept

[arctic talon]

I'd like to thank the American Military Industrial Complex for making Gears a thing in Guilty Gear

[shell mason]

https://tenor.com/view/axl-low-guilty-gear-gif-25836562

[storm jungle]

r34 ahh character

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-potemkin-ky-kiske-kancho-leo-gif-18064125

[dusk patrol]

Yeah but that’s why Omniman solos

[arctic talon]

Funniest super

in fighting game history

[dusk patrol]

He has the power of not being a dumbass

[queen laurel]

That one looks fine but i'm talking about this one

[storm jungle]

Omniman can basically solo an entire planet so thats not fair

lmao

[queen laurel]

What did they do to bro

[dusk patrol]

Except maybe if he found some hot Asian chick again

[storm jungle]

bruh

that humanussy got the viltrumites thinking unwise

[queen laurel]

Hell if they added invincible he might actually get some wins under his belt

[arctic talon]

Faust's soul left him from magic overuse

next question

[shell mason]

Faust got into the stepped on Fent

[arctic talon]

faust is still faust

[queen laurel]

Jesus and all that's left is a derange lunatic that is willing to help people

[arctic talon]

he's just not really all there lol

he's trying to get his soul back

[queen laurel]

And save people

[outer wave]

My boy needs a sandwich

[dusk patrol]

Now call me silly but I feel like naming yourself invincible is really just asking for it

[outer wave]

Or 10

[queen laurel]

All right got it

[dusk patrol]

Like what was Mark thinking

[arctic talon]

Give Faust this super back in Strive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ1bZtHQU4A&t=70s

[queen laurel]

That is what it is

[wraith quartz]

......
Right second things second, this one is a philosophical lore question so it can be left open ended.

[storm jungle]

Now guys call me silly but

[queen laurel]

You have to admit the ankle breaker was fun

[storm jungle]

naming yourself iron hands while having iron hands

is a bit dumb

[dusk patrol]

Should have called himself “Doesn’t get fucked up every fight somehow”

[arctic talon]

oh its great, I just wish he had this one

[storm jungle]

Bruh 💀

[queen laurel]

Yeah nothing beats the kakashi method

[arctic talon]

they aren't even iron

they're necrodermis

[storm jungle]

they are steelonium

[arctic talon]

🤓

[queen laurel]

They should have been called the necrodermis hands

[storm jungle]

im talking about the astartes

you fucking

PIECE OF SHIT

[storm jungle]

[fallen plaza]

Womp womp

[queen laurel]

the perfect pokemon

[arctic talon]

Clod

[queen laurel]

Lovely little piece of shit

[dusk patrol]

Why was his order known as the Iron Hands, Coldwave wondered, when they obviously boasted titanium prostheses that extended well beyond their hands?

Stupid Gue’la!

Obligatory Tau quote when he meets an iron hand

[storm jungle]

I mean hes right

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

I didn't even know this was a thing

[dusk patrol]

The Tau would then wonder why he’s not made of cold or fire

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[queen laurel]

Once again ork naming conventions will give them cancer

[arctic talon]

this is a pot calling the kettle black

lol

[dusk patrol]

And why Fire Warriors aren’t actually on Fire

[storm jungle]

stop projecting

goofy ass transformer man

smh

[dusk patrol]

Hey he said it smh

[storm jungle]

also

me when im writing a warhammer fantasy character

and the challenge is not to add "grim" to their name

💀

[arctic talon]

GRIMNIRRRRRRRRRRR

[shell mason]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-one-bumblebee-run-run-away-gif-17417199832741964346

[dusk patrol]

Impossible

[storm jungle]

GRIMROK

[dusk patrol]

Let me try

[queen laurel]

You name him deadbeard and his beard is actually not dead

[fallen plaza]

Volkmar the dim

[queen laurel]

What are you stupid

[shell mason]

yes

next question

[celest dome]

They are in lorechat
We're all stupid

[dusk patrol]

Volga Geigor the Gri- dammit!

[storm jungle]

why does the lore chat argue about lore, are we stupid

[arctic talon]

yes

[dusk patrol]

True

[queen laurel]

Hey just so you know i am a dumbass not stupid there is a difference

I will head butt a wall if it fixes it

[fallen plaza]

Not me though, me the biggest and bestest

[queen laurel]

A stupid guy will hit it with a stick

[shell mason]

Spitting straight facts Cacti

[celest dome]

Tomato tomato

[arctic talon]

[dusk patrol]

We’re lore accurate Ogryns

[dusk patrol]

[shell mason]

That doesn't work

[dusk patrol]

See? There’s a call back right there

Full circle

[shell mason]

Since you can't hear the word differently

[queen laurel]

I sentenced you into being fed to a tortoise and reading harry potter non-stop for nutrients for the rest of your life, and also sentencing you to reading gav Thorpe for only books for warhammer

[storm jungle]

sentencing him to read warhammer is enough

[fallen plaza]

Suffering from smart-ness 😔

[arctic talon]

Gav Thrope isn't even that bad

you could have picked a lot worse options

[storm jungle]

^

[celest dome]

I'm ok with the tortoise, but can I have an exception for the HP ?

[storm jungle]

give this man some dark angels books

[queen laurel]

For you i sentenced you to nick

[arctic talon]

FUCK

[queen laurel]

And goto

[storm jungle]

can we like

[fallen plaza]

I sentence you to re-read the entire horus heresy series

[celest dome]

Making me read SM books

[storm jungle]

LOL

[storm jungle]

i read 35

more than enough

thanks

[dusk patrol]

Kyme books are actually torture devices

[fallen plaza]

Again

[queen laurel]

Oh and also i sentence you into witnessing the horrors of warhammer 40k rule 34

[storm jungle]

no

[shell mason]

gay

[celest dome]

Can't be that bad

[storm jungle]

I always wondered how he still had a job, then you see hes the head editor at BL and it clicks lol

[fallen plaza]

What are you 12

[arctic talon]

the rack

[queen laurel]

I sentence you into agreeing with the dilara about dark tide

[storm jungle]

no

[shell mason]

What 40k book is a genuine hard read?

[dusk patrol]

I pray to have Kymes job security

[storm jungle]

same

fuck this cunt

like 40k can have divise books

[queen laurel]

Is he basically the worst now

[storm jungle]

but it takes actual talent

to make an entire marine fandom hate you

lol

[shell mason]

....

okay

[queen laurel]

I heard he was just you know he was just bad but nothing else

[storm jungle]

The books are just boring

[fallen plaza]

Not until she rereads the entire heresy series

[storm jungle]

which is the worst thing you can do in a 40k novel

[green loom]

By most accounts, Wolftime

[shell mason]

I will go fuck myself now

[arctic talon]

his books are so

bleh

[storm jungle]

they are just lifeless

[dusk patrol]

Wolftime is really rough yeah

Everyone is just so one note

[arctic talon]

Wolftime is like sandpaper on my brain

[dusk patrol]

It’s so boring

[arctic talon]

polishing it to perfection

[dusk patrol]

Especially if you’ve read the William King books

[queen laurel]

When you're a necron in a lifeless challenge and your opponent is a nick kyme book

[storm jungle]

wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf
wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf
wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf
wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf
wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf
wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf
wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf
wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf

[celest dome]

@queen laurel from my first thoughts.
Damn Tau rule 34 is lame

[dusk patrol]

Where he makes the same characters much better

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-idea-what-im-doing-space-dog-dog-tricks-doggo-funny-animals-gif-8607764

[shell mason]

You really spent took the time to type and send that

[queen laurel]

Ok i sentence you to only consuming Nick Kymes work for nutrition for the rest of your life and entertainment

[dusk patrol]

It’s literally just the same shit anime porn but blue skin and weird noses

[queen laurel]

No more nothing else

[shell mason]

how does that make you feel?

[storm jungle]

I copy pasted

[storm jungle]

id say dead inside

but ive been like that since i was like 10

[green loom]

He accidentally made the Marines Malevolent

At least

[storm jungle]

Marines Malevolent are basically cod players

[queen laurel]

I thought you died when you discovered this setting?

[storm jungle]

slurs included

[storm jungle]

uh later

[shell mason]

He made those sociopaths?

[queen laurel]

Oh well as an iron jaw fan i am still happy

[celest dome]

That's the dude that wrote the war of vengeance/beards innit ?

[green loom]

I'm not sure

[queen laurel]

Aos is lit

[arctic talon]

marines malevolent go hard

[fallen plaza]

Real knows real

[queen laurel]

Yes

[green loom]

They keep showing up in his books though

[shell mason]

Warpact goes hard

[queen laurel]

But he doesn't get help from other authors

Just solo works

[celest dome]

Meh, it's fine then, I'll just pick fantasy book over and over

[shell mason]

Marines malevolent is just

[queen laurel]

That's what you will consume

[shell mason]

Ass

[arctic talon]

No

they're cool as hell

[queen laurel]

Too bad i will only give you the solo works only he made

[arctic talon]

for being a bunch of assholes

[queen laurel]

Without the help of others

[arctic talon]

being an abhorrent piece of shit in this setting is good

I love it

[shell mason]

It reminds me of the grey knights killing those sisters of battle

[queen laurel]

Me asking a warhammer fan why he likes a war criminal faction so much and would want them to be real

[dusk patrol]

Kyme hilariously sometimes makes the MM way too right in his books

Assholes but right

Like the shelling the civilians which the Orks were attacking

They’re all dead anyways

Might as well make it mean something

[storm jungle]

ok George Bush

[dusk patrol]

But Mm are meanies and Sallies are good and try to save Civilians

[storm jungle]

to be fair the sallies are right but i also hate them so i must remain indifferent in this matter

[queen laurel]

Eternal reward the type of guy to say bomb the refugees they are already infected with the virus that we have the cure for but it's going to be too long to get there

[storm jungle]

im just glad

the 8th edition codex

mentions them having an entire company

dedicated to burning civillians

you tell sally fans this and they cry like crazy

lmao

[winter vessel]

sspeaking of Sallies, I was happy seeing that trailer for Warhammer 40k "The Tithes"

[storm jungle]

"NUUUU MY CIVILLIANARINOS"

SHUT THE FUCK UP

ahem

[celest dome]

I'll support any faction that make SM angry

[arctic talon]

3rd company

based

[storm jungle]

also that ultramarine being taken to brazil by necrons

[dusk patrol]

Their first company is called the “Vilifiers”

Which is amazing

[storm jungle]

i wonder what they do

[queen laurel]

Space marine fans if the challenge is being ignorant to their own lore

[arctic talon]

Refugee McBurnston

[winter vessel]

No. They were taking him to the milking chamber

[queen laurel]

They become master classes at it

[arctic talon]

is my favorite Salamanders character

okay I'm done

[storm jungle]

AAA-

[dusk patrol]

Depends on how whiney the refugees are

Might flip a coin

[queen laurel]

With your tolerance probably just one word is enough for them to get decapitated

[winter vessel]

but anyways, it'll be interesting to see an Apothecary in action for this upcoming series

[dusk patrol]

I’ll ask them their thoughts on the Helldivers 2 Community Management

[storm jungle]

i loved what the CMs did tbh

telling their playerbase to stfu was funny

[winter vessel]

Being there to witness it was an experience

[storm jungle]

agreed lmao

every chat was basically unusable

and people call us strict as mods btw

lol

[queen laurel]

Has the place actually calm down now

[winter vessel]

the server went full on "Old Night"

[queen laurel]

Or is it still a bloody warzone

[storm jungle]

So and so