#40k-lore-chat
1 messages · Page 584 of 1
I’m North West and my dad Kanye is gonna get you
I respect the Arkham series but if we are going down that route we need to embrace the memes in full:
I made this in 2 minutes out of boredom

BILLIONS will PERISH
LMFAO
George is a legend
Ah fair, fair.
"You are worthless as your DOLLA."
Eternal Reward after making him to do the Gav thorpe and mike Brooks and don't make offensive jokes challenge
he died
true
Now imagine George Takei and Steven He collaborate and describe the entire Horus Heresy timeline in that style 🤣

Drive home the point that Warhammer is satire.
If only. That would make it actually worth reading

She says, having read 36 books of it
I was young and didnt know
bro thinks hes the Deep
And you still dont know
Me killing everyone in here and then myself isn’t a joke so this’ll be easy
Mood honestly
Magnus: “Dad I am going to read some books”
Steven (as Emps) : “What he means is, I want to read books that I have banned from reading.”
Magnus: “Dad I want to stop reading books.”
Steven (as Emps): “ What he means is, I want to read books that I have been banned from reading - in secret.”
I JUST WANT THEM TO BE ORIGINAL
Haha dead primarch haha
OMG YES FERRUS LOST HIS HEAD WOW HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA HUMOR
He wasnt ahead of the game
WHERE IS MY COMEDY GOLD AWARD
original
an iron hands joke that is original
You're asking for it's too much here man to the point that it might warrant warden attention
Spoiler alert for lame comedy:
What do Ned Stark, Ferrus Manus and Mami Tomoe share in common…
||Answer: Getting beheaded so a story can cement itself as TOTALLY GRIM DECONSTRUCTION HA HA HA.||
I should just start saying overdone 40k jokes whenever someone makes one of those
Tau commies guys hahahaha
@storm jungle he lost it
give me the blade
Rowboat Girlyman guys, hahaha get it cause his name is funny and I spelled it like a silly name
Guys lasguns are flashlights
Hahah it’s funny cause I can’t read
But that just average internet nicknaming…
You joke but
put him out of his misery
Sure
How Srs bsnss were they about it?
HUGH MORE
COCK
I KILLED HITLER

Source?
His argentinian uncle
ok that worked
He was still alive on the secret moon base we’ve s- I mean uh the Super Nazis set up
I mean uh
You killed the chat, this was my only entertainment whilst I try to waste time at work
Still working on a new name, fourth reich is kinda overplaying it imo sequels wise and you know what they say
yes
Three reichs and you’re out
Do a reboot and call it 1st reich
Ok list your favorite 40k character and we can tell you why you’re stupid and should feel bad about it
Reich: Origins
Wow
but that might be because I'm midway through the trilogy again
Mid lords
were you the ADB hater
I love ADB
His protagonists mostly suck
Talos basically has no personality
He exists so the rest of the cast can bounce off him
His model is sexy af though
He doesn’t even have a model?
God I wish he did
although I am planning on making the Night Lord Kill Team based on the 1st claw ( original, I know )
This looks pretty much custom sculpted
Fuck no
Then this is definitely an stl i feel kek
I doubt it, most of it looks like simple model pieces
I've seen some wild milliput work so wouldn't be too far fetched
It’s definitely high effort though
The base helmet kinda sucked too either way
Is that armor bump like a design choice or does it have like a practical purpose
they're called bonding studs and they're to reinforce the armour
Okay good so they do have a purpose
the armour mark was a quick and dirty piece of equipment and the studs were added in place of better more traditional armour
It’s a faster cheaper way to repair the armor
That's nice
You see it a lot in Mk V Heresy because they were running low on replacement armor and had to quickly repair and salvage fucked up stuff
what armor mk is this
It’s MkX but it has the special helmet that Dark Angels use and some other chapters
Ohh really
What makes that helmet one of a kind
I forgot what exact pattern of it helm is
the shape of the face plate
the grey knights also use it
yeah
And the Bulwark is straight up just a blade guard veteran
afaik its the only sm helmet with a knight style face grill
yup
Always found it weird how it was a double face plate
there is a helmet option for the bulwark that has it up
nice
bro i can run shield power Fist
very excited about that combo
yeah most of their armors have the robes and even the hoods for a couple helmets
damn class was made for the dark angels
There’s quite a few options for each
would work for the assault
^
They’ll definitely add more stuff as time goes on
image they add a black blade
Lots of weapon options and stuff not in the base game
i will ether main bulwark or heavy
And this is space marines we're talking about the they basically have an oyster buffet of choices for weaponry
Was the scout armor as thicc as the trailers
heavy seems fun but the lack of proper melee seems worrisome
it needs an aggressor loadout...
To be fair it is a much needed weakness because it is designed for carrying incredibly large guns
I think the point is that yeah
It can still defend itself to mind you
it was the same way for devestators in sm1 so i am fine with it
They have a very detailed bottom
Same as assault and bulwark having the best melee options
but I still want an aggressor loadout to go brrr
While the other classes get slightly lesser melee weapons
never underestimate the power of a space marine's boot
They have the rig for it 
I want power axes
and chain axes
terminator loadout when..
What lore we looking at today?
so what was a space marine destroyer formation?
Still find it odd the Gravis class doesn't get Heavy Bolt Rifle
Ah
Basically the nuclear option in infantry form
They are in charge of using dangerous rad weapons and phosphex, weapons that slowly kill them overtime, and are often the more socially ostracized part of the legion in most cases, others like the deathguard love that stuff
Rooobes, Rooooooobes, Rooooooobes
for all your dark angel cosplaying needs
also why have i only now learned that an ork shooter game exists
shootas, blood and teef
what a game
Its alright
A lot of 40k games that are “good” are often a bit overblown and are just “okay”
This is one the okay ones
one single ork killing:
1 baneblade
1 nid patriarch
1 knight
1 fucking gargant
just to name a few
40k shines in the turn based combat games imo
like rogue trader
Ive heard good things about it
it's good
the difficulty is wack
but it's good
story wise definitely one of the best 40k games
i'd love a 40k roguelike one day
it was just a stompa
not a gargant
Like too easy?
Average day in the life of a true Orky geezer
And you can say the same about imperial games
all to get his hair squig back
Hey that hair squig was pretty cool
Weird choice for space marines to kill though, white scars out of all things
Is it because they are usually just like the evil suns where they barely get off their vehicles on combat?

I mean, from what ive seen they dont even ride bokes in the fight
Isn't their entire stick hit and run vehicles you know what i'm not even going to
It's probably just the fans being the fans
I dunno
At one point, Claptrap returns to operational mode after a heavy-weaponry assault and says, “I blacked out. Did something important happen?” Not in this movie.
oh okay yeah that changes everything!
If it was a gargant trust me he would be more horrifying
i like how the baneblade is one of the first bosses
like it only goes uphill from a unit that would be the center of a whole army on tabletop
how many space marines does it even take to kill a patriarch
i thought that was one of those nids that required a whole terminator task force to kill
Good, fuck this thing lmao
i completely forgot a borderlands movie exists
we all will in a few days
Lieutenant Titus won't be alone as he faces the Tyranids threat, and you don't have to be either! Learn more about some of the new game modes for Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2: https://ow.ly/C9Cp50STzv6
#Warhammer #Warhammer40k
Follow for more Warhammer, more often:
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/warhammer
- Facebook: https://www.facebook.c...
Also as usual PvE looks good
PvP looks wooden as fuck
Absolutely
ooooh i like the switching to bolt pistol
very quick
the pvp will definitely be one of those "why did they waste dev time on this" features
Well at least my preferred game mode is better it seems
Pvp isn't really that big on me anyway
If i even get this game i'm going to probably stick to that
The pve classes look fun
Cause PvP is more popular, and thus help sell.
But most of the time if PvP isn't the main part of the game it's not good
I can hear it clearly now, the rain has gone. I can see all the obstacles in my way.
Comic by the wonderful Mick!
https://twitter.com/Mick19988
The battle sister is voices by the extremely skilled and talented Rhiannon!
www.rhiannonmoushall.com
#warhammer #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #warhammermeme
#voiceacting #chaoticvoices #mick19988 #s...
So... whaddy'all think?
I tried watching it
not gonna lie i spammed "skip" so many times
Emperor or khorne
literally just aimlessly running around in empty levels
and the usual "whoever clicks Mouse1 first wins"
lol
You probably skipped the entire movie without you noticing
sorry game
I meant the trailer
looks like much less refined halo combat
I'm an idiot
Im sure people will love it
too bad i already corrected myself nerd
i wont lol
the gunplay looks good and that's all i care about
well it definitely looks like it's the most faithful interpretation of space marine movement in game
they have the right amount of heaviness and strength
no big pvp battle
And also speed
also the "banter"
the weather is quite nice today brother
also you can go invisible? like what is this? crysis?
yeah and people hound on dark tides dialogue
that's the sniper class
like a stealth veteran
quite literally straight up just a stealth veteran
OK i will join the official space marine 2 server and post this wish me luck
game would be peak if upon selecting the space wolf prerset your character starts speaking in the most intelligible fucked up gibberish scottish accent
do not
brother i am killing tyranids
i'm kidding
We already got that with the uhhh
the fuck is his name
i'm not that suicidal
that's not enough
BRUH
"A NICE KILL BROTHER"
"THANKS BROTHER"
Yeah im gonna go insane with these dudes i can already tell

like this plz
watch people say this is the peak of warhammer dialogue
it will be fine
audio settings -> voices -> 0% volume
"We broke the tyranid's disgusting champion!"
let me shoot enemies of the imperium in peace
oh my god
"We demolished a carnifex brothers"
i thought you guys were joking
LMAO
can these guys even bring down the specified enemies
they seem to have the gear for it
Im sure they can
lore wise as well huh
the rejects would kill the carnifex then the psyker says something snarky and the vet tells him "shut the fuck up"
Thats what makes them so great
they dont have a single hive personality
like we kill a boss, and one reject cheers
the cadian is just
"a million more like that, and maybe we may win this"
Yeah the literal so-called emotional dead ends being Ogryns have more life than them
cadian being realistic and also the downer
^
Im gonna try not to hate so much until i play it
i just dont like what im seeing atm
I love darktide dialogue though
Ogryns are dead ends emotionally?
It least feels somewhat organic
most of the time they are interpreted as dumb babies the do nothing else
luckily the dialogue will be so bland it'll be easy to just ignore
like
it won't be bad nor good
Brugg Crush you
Ah yeah, people are dumb to think that tbh
it'll just be there
Yeah this.
It’s just what they want you to think
It’s good to be underestimated
True
yeah let's just hope that it's not so bland that it is painful
just imagine you're reading a classic space marine centred book with the sensational writing
and all
Yeah like im sitll watching
"Im gonna ENJOY watching these tyranids writhe in the flames"
its like they are all MCU Thor
it lacks gusto
that's an insult to MCU thor
at least with him we can express other types of emotions
"it's right behind me isn't it"
GOD
ultramarines having the personality of cardboard falls in line
All this dialog does turn me off a bit from the game moreso than before ngl
thx god the ultramarines are such planks they can't even get snarky cringe
Same but ill follow Lambda's advice and try to ignore it
remember this game will be the flagship of space marine players (the overall customer base of GW)
Give em that malum caedo insult track
so we won't get "that just happened"
it has to be generic af
There’s gotta be a chapter in the codex about proper insults to the enemy
instead of some shit like
"LET THY DAMNATION HURRY YOUR WAY INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL"
lol
isn't it hel 🤓
Tbf how would large indoctrinated super humans talk to each other?
its hell
idk why darktide does the Norse single "l"
why do they spell it hel in dt
the frag thing is universal tho
frak you mean
That's so weird
i noticed that while reading
Here's the thing you can actually put effort into giving a super soldier a personality and it will fucking work
Everyone in gaunts ghosts saying frak was funny
40k books are weird on swearing
saldy this guy has the terminal disease known as being a space wolf
I see I see
true
Ultramarines are only allowed to choose one of the 5 personalities allowed by the codex
space marines being cold blooded killing machines works too ya know
However, only one of these is the most efficient one and so all pick that one
Im not sure if your aware but you can do both
not just like "we are having so much fun right now!!!!"
it works it just won't make good entertaining dialogue
I remember reading in i think it was false gods
imagine halo but master chief is always going like "wow we're killing so many grunts"
LOL
They were escorting horus in a gourney after he was stabbed
Well it is official.
Karamazov is retired.
And because of the commotion a crowd had gathered and blocked the way of the people escorting horus
there's a difference between fun dialogue and capeshit tier
And some of you know what happened after that
because it's not 100% serious doesn't mean it has to be "it's right behind me isn't it"
so they ran through the crowd and killed a ton of plebs
His model hasnt been relevant since like 2010
i am looking into buying a Perturabo, model, pre-heresy and after-hearsy, I am assuming there wont be an offical model coming out anytime soon? Also a follow up lore question, is there an age limit to becoming an space marine ?
Wait, are inquisition armies a thing?
yes
there is no age limit but the older you are the less likely you are to survive the process
I never thought of that but I guess it makes sense
Yeah, but probably my favorite part about it is that a lot of space marines responsible for i (mainly loken) although upset at what he did, kinda treated it like he did a slight misstep, like he knew what he did wrong but didn’t understand the scope of what he did
You do have to be pre-teen male (as at current lore) for implants to have full effect
Perturabo will be awhile before he gets a model, hes not a god-specific army leader on tabletop so he largely doesnt matter in the eyes of the game makers.
And you gotta be a pretty young pre-teenager kid to become a space marine for proper organ implantation etc
I kinda loved that moment as a way to showcase space marine emotions
The lions adopted father was too old and couldn’t become a full one
got it , i was wondering because like what if some of imperial guard and commissor( the legendary ones) can be turn into a space marine.
not happening
It’s a waste
It is understandable why it feels surprising; Ordo Xenos and Ordo Malleus had their own codex way back at…4th? Edition…
Then they just got turned into pure Sisters and Grey Knights codex.
Only this week did GW decide to revive the concept of Inquisition armies.
if you are already adnormal strong and big before the implants ,does that translate to post implants that could explain some adnormal space marine so much stronger and bigger than the rest
although there are cases of adults going through the process
Your body needs to be "ripe" for any implantation
a pre-teen is perfect for that stuff
adults are already developed
makes the process harder
like that bodyguard in one of the first HH books that starts getting the implants because horus likes him so much
Maggard?
or fulrgim think?
Also one of Lorgar’s dudes
Fulgrimni the Dwarf?
That dude basically had plot armor
its the only way adults survive half the time lol
Kor Phaeron
nuh uh
so can a thunder warrior survive the transplant if they have the geneseed, and would they be buffed or not? why didnt the emperor incoporate the thunder warrior into the space marine legions by giving them transplants, i know they were hunted down because they was unstable
thunder warriors are non existent
why didnt the emperor incoporate the thunder warrior into the space marine legions by giving them transplants, i know they were hunted down because they was unstable
you also
answered your own question
You can assume Thunder Warriors were unstable enough that implants won’t work (yes GW lore is wonky at times)
idk how they'd even be going through the process, they'd be killed on sight
we also dont really know how thunder warriors worked but they were very unstable so who knows what modifying them further would do
It's just, not worth it
We pretty much know everything
they were just hop-botched genetically and just sent to fight as berserkers against Big E's armies on terra
Literally gave him stilts for him to fit in his terminator model
At least not en masse, there's a handful of marines here and there implied to be Thunder Warriors
got it , does pre-implants condition effects the process ,lets say if a dude is like 7 feet, 300 pounds lean and they survives the transplants, will they be much stronger than a normal space marine ?
there is?
which ones
I forgot his name
I'll have to dig them up 
But he is a blackshield character
i thought they all died
and its not even outright confirmed
Former world eater
and they're long dead by now
except that one guy in trazyn's place
You usually need a kid
Pre-transplant conditions don't really matter since survival is a coin flip and results are generally random
can you imagine roboute talking to that last thunder warrior in trazyn's collection
^
Also like
Astartes trials are basically needless shams
you can be the toughest pre-implant warrior
"yeah your dad killed all of us because we werent useful anymore"
Yeah and we know in the heresy they were just stuffing people with the stuff en masse lol
got it, that answers the question. I was just wondering that are there logistically reasons of explaining why some space marines are just that much more powerful than the rest . I guess its purely up to the writers
Luck
genetics i guess
and martial prowess
I mean you're dealing with esoteric weird pseudo science magic
That basically no one really understands
some space marines are just better than others for no apparent reason
I recall the term primarch isnt even like a title given to the emps sons, its just like a position as thunder warriors have primarchs too
Luck, and writer provincialism pretty much.
Also one fundamental aspect of 40k lore (in general) is that it is more akin to the styles of myths and legends
It was a position in the Thunder Warrior Legions
But Primarchs are the names given to the sons of emps
So it isn’t like Gundam or Star Wars where you can put precise metrics on things (though people do try)
Forgeworld staff also used to put actual effort into the fluff they write.
i wonder if custodes and thunder warriors had similar creation processes but one was just cheaper than the other
Badab war my beloved
True, and Rogue Trader did try to number out the starships.
But the numbers there still vary quite a bit.
And get hideously more inaccurate the larger the ship is lol.
how many custodes even existed by the unification wars
Dunno
They didnt
Even back then Custodians were hand-crafted
Always as many as needed for the plot
Thunder warriors are mass produced shoddily
if Custodians back then were made like the twarriors there would be no difference between them
Astartes are still considered mass produced compared to Custodes :p
im just assuming even thunder warriors were created with technological means that are non existent in 40k
This was before john space marine perfected the process for the space marines to be made
"shoddily" emphasis
Ok true
its not complarable to the twarriors
they were legit just yoinked adults and got implanted with some random genetical organs and power and thats kind of it
they were just RTS units
Says a lot about T warriors when even Legion Inductii is still more stable despite less production time.
i wonder how strong they were tho
Edited.
stronger than astartes in general
its why one could kill like 20 before being gunned down
You know i wouldnt mind an age of strife era game
More slop for the slop god
how did space marines even kill them then
oh
yeah crazy right
They died by being killed
What I actually want is more stories about time displaced Dark Age of Tech people.
we got votaan
The closest we got was a glimpse in Death of Integrity
Need to catch up on how their lore is implemented lol
Spaceballs
i also want dark age lore
you got a lot
Actually…
learn to read and find them
i dont want to read 60 books to piece together 6 sentences
Eclipse Phase looks like it is set in Dark Age of Techonlogy
Despite having nothing to do with 40k
Yeah and as a guy who haven't read much books you can also do this neat thing called research
DAOT is basically any normal advanced sci-fi setting
ala Star Trek etc
theres nothing in DAOT that is really 40k-specific
go to the lexicanum or some shit
bolters
Or i dunno, find a trove of moths
bolters arent mentioned as being DAOT tech
it would be a very neat setting
orks were not as prominent
then why do votaan use it
literally any normal advanced alien civilization that has a downfall event
because tabletop aesthetic lol
lore =/= minis
I can and will
But gw can
but yeah DAOT is literally suppose to be Generic Advanced Sci-fi
Well Volkite might be DAoT
They have the power to do nothing
generic sci fi with 40k species
40k also didnt invent weapons that disintegrate people
oh my god
😐
and a general 40k flavour
not really
give me something original from the dark age of technology challenge
40k aesthetic is not a thing in DAOT
with less grimdark (this is good)
i will wait
No, I don’t mean Volkite is original to Warhammer.
I just meant it is something that could have existed in abundance in DAoT
Humans still waged mini-wars against each other in DAOT
with like awful WMDs
Also Terminator armour was maintenance suits back then.
Not quite
didn't have to always be about how we're all fucking dying
terminator armor was adapted from material used in maintenance suits from DAOT
Ah ok
That is something i want a model of someday
go steal a hazmat suit IRL and weld some metal on it
normal people wearing terminator armour
I remember the sons of horus had a set of doat era termie armor
every ship looking line a cathedral for some reason
because 40k makes no sense
what
the gothic aesthetic comes from the Imperium
DAOT tech looked like stuff Van Saar use
The Chaos ships are more likely to be DAoT ships
Less cathedrals and more sci fi looking.
i like sci fi
Im gonna shoot you
No shit gaylock
Modern Imperial Navy ships are probably post return of Emps, that much I agree on.
yeah don't people realize during that time that the giant emperor worshipping cathedrals weren't built because they weren't worshipping the emperor
At least not publicly
so you're saying dark age stuff wouldn't look like some goth teenager's room
sign me up
No shit
I mean gothic style architecture could exist when Emps was alive, just not the cathedrals or worshipping exactly.
Why just look at Gotham city :p
Yeah but gothic aesthetics are an architecture style that was prevalent in the middle portions of the world like europe
it wouldnt take over as a style in the future
emperor complaining about modern society in his cave while humanity is thriving
God isnt real simpletons!
whatsthe emperor's exact reasoning for the imperium to be secular? besides his hatred of being worshipped ?
humanity doesn't know what it needs... i know what it needs! it needs me!
To not feed the Warp gods
it wasnt a good plan
trying to kill chaos while also not explaining to anybody that chaos exists
He was trying to starve the Warp Chaos entities to death, believing they fed on direct worship.
Where it went wrong, is that Chaos feeds on sentient emotions in general anyways.
well that sure did totally not backfire
like teaching teenagers about abstinence while also not telling them what sex is
^
The stellaris episode of tts is probably my favorite depiction of him, especially with the amazing voicework
didn't khan and malco had a conversation about this
yeah and the lore tries to get deep with it but its not deep
"no religion" is a shit idea
people will always worship something
if it wasnt christianity/jesus that didnt exist we'd find something else
people need a figure to worship/revere for guidance
I mean, more accurate to say “people will always ask questions about life and fate that science alone cannot answer”
I mean kinda
people want to rely on something otherwordly for support
its what praying is
he literally burnt the last church on earth with the last believer in it and was confused why the old guy was okay with dying for his beliefs. the emperor was literally a sociopath
Im not gonna get into it because im both a muslim and dont like religion but lol
As much as destructive religion can be it can also be a source of guidance in hard times yeah
Also dont forget he when the priest asked whats the difference between him and other tyrants
Big E said "I know im right"
lol
1121!!!!!!!
speaking of worship, are machine spritis actually a thing ? and how are titans operate, are they operated by a live human like dreadnoughts?
my brother just guessed 3/4 chaos gods' deal by name alone lmao
yes
they are operated by very rare humans
Some have weak machine spirits some have incredibly strong ones
it really depends on the machine
oh i thought it was some bullshit made by the techmagos
The idea of stcs surviving this long is kinda funny if you think about it
Some fucking v!brator stc has outlived empires
full intact STC's are basically votaan ancestor cores. just really old computers that havent been rebooted in millenia
Several questions there…
(1) Yes, and no, simultaneously. Machine spirits do exist in the higher end complexity war machines, but for the average civilian household item, the “machine spirit” is just a thing people beg to spiritually for hope they can get said appliance to function properly.
(2) Titans have a pilot that, unlike a dreadnought, can actually leave the piloting seat. The pilot does have a lot of augmetics to mind link with the Machine Spirit of the Titan.
To give an actual answer; Machine Spirits are actually a thing but what they are is left up in the air for writers to play around and have fun with. They are either:
- Actual machine spirits
- Leftover AI
- Or finally the influence of the C'tan of the Void Dragon lumbering under Mars.
Titans operate by a Princeps, the amount required changes from Titan to Titan but you basically need to have immense willpower to work with the machine-spirit of the titan and cooperate with it before fully managing to control it fully.
For example the machine spirit on lasgun isn't really going to be strong
But a machine spirit of something like a land Raider is going to eat you alive if you kill its crew
what's the difference between AI and machine spirit you may ask? well the answer is
One time in lore I'm pretty sure one of these things had a breakdown and the machine spirit proceeded to kill the enemy
Unrelated but at some point you guys should add rules to say if you have any questions consult the discord search bar before going into the text channels
machine spirits are self-conscious entity that controls the said machine ? are there lore reason of its origin ?
You should hear about the kharybdis assault claw
Asshole of a spirit
titans what i seen so far are expensive contructs, how do they insure the pilot doesnt die before the machine does?
they are maybe conscious and they have personality but they are not AI for some reason
princeps die of old age, the titan can just get a new one
We could make some post here and pin it 
No one sees pins, so personally i would update the rules section and ping everyone about it
nice try Eresus
And of course Princeps could get assassinated.
Ad Mech does guard their Princeps IIRC.
i will burn the world
I think it will be more useful in class channels so everyone doesnt have to say the same shit over and over and over and over
LOL
Guys what blessings should i- KILL YOURSELF
but the kill yourself blessing isn't available in my class
check the armory STUPID
best imperial jobs:
-princeps (preferably for titans above warhound)
-navigator
-astropath
-knight pilot
ignore the fact that they all require you to be born extremely luckily
these are shit by the virtue of them being in the imperium
Watching Skillup's preview of Space Marine 2
3 minutes in
"Imagine if this was Darktide but with all the other shit at launch."
SHUT UP
The best imperial job is to be a in a distant planet where the imperials have less say
hold on
So your more likely to live a normal life
is definitely starting some smoke
Best Imperial Job is…Rogue Trader.
nah fuck that i wanna stomp people with a titan
that's just extreme stress
any actual title in the imperium is extremely stressful
I personally think i wouldnt mind being erabus right now
Im not above a little tomfoolery
Can't enjoy a new game after a tide, been there done that
Like I get his complaints about it on release but LORD has it improved so much since
being a little superhuman goober in 40k is pretty cool
yeah
just be custodes and go around doing shit
it's genuinely funny what people will say
Hes still right though
The launch was ass
And got fixed
To an extent yes? Online was awful and there were missing features, launch wasnt great for sure
Can someone explain what he says about classes though
Hes talking in the context of space marines launch
But it feels like its he hadnt even decided to return to the game since
we won't know how the launch will be for this game either
remember they did cancel the beta for a reason
True but I think generally the single player will be praised even if its got a generic story and not very compelling characters
Mulitplayer may be borked on release
it was the gameplay in the first game that held the story
it wasn't really noteworthy but the characters did make up for the story
Shut up leandros
ohh yeah of course the guy that doesn't even know the book he wanks about
Yeah so its really banking on the characters again
I forgot he existed until you reminded me
it's going to be the surface level of what 40k can be
Like most 40k games tbh, so dont be surprised
And it kinda has to be in a lot of cases
You dont see a veteran asking how thunder warriors were killed if they were strong
he also admittedly never got to play harder difficulties
nor he bothered learning melee weapon combos
Journo moment
what are some of noteworthy martial feats by perty and khan ? for khan i know he bannished morty during the siege, do some awesome thing against some orks, for perty i know he whopped fulgrim for breaking the minis and winning against just ascended angron.
They are primarchs, im sure there is a lot you can find online about there feats
got it
Leandros was in the right
Anyone that think otherwise is most likely just a Radical. My Chaos is cool
All Leandros had to do was report it to a chaplain post-mission
Dum dum all Chaos is cool
And to the fucking inquisition no less
^
Irl even militaries dont like reporting there dirty shit to a third party
Like reporting it to actual proper authorities is cool id respect that, I trust a Chapter a person is a part of better for judgement than the literal fucking mega-gestapo
it was so goofy that like
the way SM2
tried to explain it
is even worse
titus was kept in a literal statis-jar
like a prisoner
because inquisitor thrax was a nutjob
LOL
…man wut
Its so goofy
which would you trust more, your superiors or the third party that can blow up planets if they deem like it
The original idea was worse
They intended for titus to start his own chapter
come on Leandros it was in the fucking book
…yea ok, that is actually a different kind of stupid.
Yeah this works better as like a novel idea more than a game.
by the end Titus would need to be like
an old man basically
lol
But Titus doing black ops Deathwatch shit because of his “ability”
Is much better than “he got fridged”
is that why he looks so young in SM2
yes
the opening prologue mission seems to be that
TAKE A GUESS
WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR SQUADMATES
ITS VERY ORIGINAL I SWEAR
man
They had sex
they live long lives

what the hell
Titus was cool
and now they made him into that
i will miss you original space marine game titus
does titus have any character arc
He got the case of VA replacement
You mean Primaris, or Voice?
in the first one he had a good amount of character
just the voice and personality
Ah ok
also like
its impossible to beat Mark Strong
everyone here
has seen this guy in something
Mark strong was the goat
Also a syndrome of competing with all the other friggin shooters out there.
And the new Doom game.
Ive either seen him in a transformer movie, or the bad kingsmen movie
Everyone is expecting “quiet guy who kills”
It’s a shame there is no preset appearance for the Crimson Fists, but I’m glad that once you unlock the colors, you can just customize it. I’ll just grab the imperial fist decal and make it blue and red.
i like a good character that doesn't speak and kills but come on
the character they are using used to have a lot of personality
removing that personality is just a bit cheap
I see where you are coming from, yea
Like, if that was a selling point, they really should have kept it.
Man had the pipes in that movie
I loved the opening more tbh
Kill yourself
AAA-
i wish fallout 5 will have a mute character so dialogue choices are more than 4 of the same options
Secret true ending to SM2
have you tried removing their vocal cords
Polygamy sex with your squad
No polygamy in my space marine sex please
yes
yes (sarcastic)
no
shoot him
POV: god sending Zimmer after realizing eternal reward was not enough for the Dilara
Everyone picks there own lover and keeps it
“Brother, what was in that wine?” 😏😘
No, all the polygamy plus chaos marines plus a hormagaunt to watch and stream it to the Norn Queen
BRUH
if achilles can be a hunk then so can my turbo greeks
"Brother, this ale makes me go OUUUUUUUUUUUGH--"
Cucknid moment
CUCKNID
Hive fleet CUCK
COCK TYRANT
COCK TYRANT
COCKANID
OLD COCK EYE
story synopsis:
nids attack planet
titus arrives
titus kills nids
titus kills queen
chaos arrived
titus kills irrelevant demon
game ends
COCKNAFEX
COCKAMORPH
saving this for when the game releases
if jay is true im gonna bash my head to a wall
Plot twist
The daemon arrives and comes to titus and says
SAMUS WILL KNAW ON YOUR BONES
SAMUS IS HERE
NOOOOOO
I will stop you from doing that because remember i did make a promise to make fun of you
samus do a screw attack
No the real twist would be that TItus was a chaos sleeper agent this whole time and he has been hallucinating the entire campaign
Secret ending: Put Leandros into a choke hold after he pulled a “I’m gonna call dad on you, NYEH!” Back in SM1
I remember reading his chapter in EAtD and the part where hes going like:
"Terra? HAH no fool, THIS IS TERROR."
You mean Titus is ALPHARIUS.
Yes!!!
secret ending:
roboute revealed behind door and says "the fight has only just begun"
do you guys want a spoiler
Spoiler to what
I only know the CSM involved ||should be T Sons||
||theres a part where you fight Calgar in a dream landscape as a sorceror trick, its so fucking goofy||
Jumpscare warning btw
Wait this isnt a bit
this could work as the mercy meme for warhammer
I thought this was a bit
does calgar fist titus
Titus day dreaming of calgar, what a fruity boy
Forget the scene being goofy, ||Calgar|| looks goofy…
And then he says…
|| clagar ||
i have nothing special to say it's just gay sex
Fixed XD
That would be such a curve ball in SM2’s story
If only kevin was still here, we need another annoying dude that speaks in third person
Just like cato
||So I know I am lacking context but it becomes even weaker and funnier when you think too hard about it. Like. A Chapter Master nowhere near the planet suddenly appears in your vision commanding your enemies.||
Are we sure Tzeentch didn’t teach his own sorcerers backwards as a joke!?
what's the weirdest thing SM2 could do story wise
Brotherly sex
would be something to do with the model
Chapter motto: “Leandros is a BI***!”
Oh hey I also saw, the Libators have their own colour scheme in SM2, so Maggie will be happy
I didnt know there was other uses for tituses model, other than throwing it in the trash
Carve it up for conversion bits.
I was surprised the Doom Eagles were included in customization
The two doom eagles fans can now rejoice
I want to see the goofy colour schemes people use for PVP
The freedom with color paint is gonna be nuts, I’m imagining one fella’s just going to make his space marine look like a Styrofoam Puzzle mat you’d see in Preschool classes
Like you know there has to be someone doing a Buzz Lightyear one
They dont even have to try to make it goofy, since no one in pvp games has any taste
what
Look at cs players
I mean, they are not goofy if they select from all the sensible pre-sets :p
i'm missing one letter but i don't care
All the skins they can have, they still cant match colors for shit
it's my god given right to have a fruity marine in all neon pink
Eatd?
I want one where it’s just a splotchy mess, and the cosmetic set is called “THIN YOUR PAINTS”
The end and the death?
Your mom
You mean your Throne given right hur hur hur
YES
nuh uh
I dunno how i chatted with you for so long in the dakka server without viciously bullying you
Dilara to Zeroturtle right now:
I'm a victim
I haven't antagonized anyone today
Innocence proves nothing
Also, from the weapons/skins overview for SM2 , I totally forgot that a planet exists right now in 40k called “Bakka”. The weeb jokes write themselves
You haven't seen me drinking yet
Is this really what Halo have become?
A planet of tsunderes!? Sounds like babe heaven for me!!!!
Your lucky i was very nice to everyone in that server
Looking like an oil spill
in all honesty I'm chill over there, but in this server I like stirring the pot
There’s even a battle fleet Bakka😆
but
Its not very hard to stir it here kek
I noticed way back at 3rd edition and I am still massively surprised at how no one picked this up to meme the fuck out of it.
Gyaaatt!
But they really are idiots, in a sense.
their aircraft carrier space fleet lost to a gunnery focused fleet
Like HOW
HOW do you manage that level of idiocy?
“It’s not like I want to serve the Imperium with you, B-Bakka!”
Ik its fun at times, I'm taking a step back and chilling like I was when I first joined the server.
One of my favorite armor designs, been a fan of it being streamlined. But also GYATT damn
But if you wanna get rowdy, we can get rowdy
Innocent til proven guilty
Damn even a babe fleet....
Anyway how would you found Alpharius?
He'll say, he's not Alpharius
it was a joke
its only him left
Alpharius is dead
Omegon is alive
Nothing will change my mind
‘I am Alpharius,’ said the foremost, and the entire chamber erupted.
‘You are not!’ bellowed Jarvul Glaine, the translucent-skinned leader of the Shrouded Hand, his voice rising above the general chorus of derision that greeted this statement.-Renegades Harrowmaster. Even regular Alpha Legion are done with the shtick
his skin is see through?
so his skin is like a that one frogs?
I just thought it was the emphasis on male pattern baldness that the traitor Primarchs suffered from. And considering Alpharius is bald, you put two and two together
Head so shiny you can rub wax on it
But morty isn't bald tho neither is Mangus or Konrad
but everyone else
Don’t forget Fulgrim, if there’s one thing that he wanted to keep during his ascension to Daemonhood it was his thick Luxurious hair
those Luscious Locks are eternal
Still waiting for GW to let clonegrim out of the box
Just supersposed a star of Chaos with a Cactus monster from (iirc) Grand Blue
ah
Konrad the most doomer primarch
Hate that guy
Coulda been Batman but he became the punisher^9
Fulgrim kinda a shitter too
Shame cause he was cool once
Konrad was always a goblin though
Hey
No
(clears throat)
Since I have most of your attention. I want to wrap up my topic conversation.
......

