40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

im gonna serve you a knuckle sandwich if you dont shut up buster

🤜

[shadow plover]

well it's just consistent with the preset Banished look

[storm jungle]

well you see

your looks are not gonna be as consistent

when im done with you

square up homie

[shadow plover]

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fight-cat-fighting-cute-fight-cute-cat-fight-fight-gif-1524725573532120617

[wintry scarab]

Whoa, lads! Break it up

[storm jungle]

alright anyway since i got no work today i gotta go and be a real gamer

and play such elite epics as [PROTOTYPE]™️

[outer wave]

Damn what a gamer

[fallen plaza]

Tf you talking about, this is your work, your a mod.

[storm jungle]

IVE BEEN DOING AUTOCAD SINCE LIKE 8 IN THE MORNING LEAVE ME ALONE

https://tenor.com/view/architecture-revit-autocad-drafting-gif-5198613

[celest dome]

you lot architects

annoying to work with

Always making thing that aren't possible

[storm jungle]

No thats clients/designers

we also suffer 😩

[fallen plaza]

As a commissioner i will always make sure anyone i paid to do something they love wish it was still just there hobby

😁

[crystal forum]

do you do 2d design or 3d?

[storm jungle]

Both. I mostly stick to 2D tho since its the format we use the most

[crystal forum]

i've only recently learned that 2d computer design exists and i am confused

anyways you go girl, make those houses look good

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

i've been trying to learn blender again and it physically hurts

[fallen plaza]

Ive only met a few architects in my life

I dont recall them ever experiencing joy in there life

[crystal forum]

building design and construction is like its own world both in art and sciences

case in point the industry still uses 2d design in the 21st century

[hallow plover]

I used to work in an engineering firm and the architects kept forgetting walls

[crystal forum]

i did a tiny bit of lab room management and god damn it's tedious

so many building and safety norms

[hallow plover]

Don't remind me 💀

[green loom]

Are you Ted Mosby

[crystal forum]

anyways i made a bracket and it's working pretty well

[green loom]

I desire to get some hellblasters

[crystal forum]

what's a hellblaster

[celest dome]

Plasma gun for Primaris

[crystal forum]

oh right

i wanted to get some then i just went for intercessors

that's the last time im buying anything from GW other than very niche models

[green loom]

Man the phobos classes look so nice

[crystal forum]

im only waiting for gravis

the coop game mode might be good just because of all the customization

[green loom]

I like that they got the UM praetor helmet

[fallen plaza]

Sexy

I like the way they did the proportions of astartes in this game

It gives me old mk3 vibes with how bulky they are

[storm jungle]

Barely looks like the mini!!!!!!!!!!

[fallen plaza]

I think that helm is based of an older FW helmet

Lets see if i can find it

[shadow plover]

yeah it looks a bit like the Heresy ultramarine set

[storm jungle]

writing the hatemail as we speak

[shadow plover]

these dudes

can't recall the kit's name

[fallen plaza]

Yup

[storm jungle]

oh shit speaking of

https://youtu.be/2ZoflvoX698

Honestly looks pretty alright

NOOOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-1879411192175791821

[spring cairn]

you can't be the duo vanilla blueberry icecream chapter without pulling out the credit card damn

[green loom]

I specified the helmet

[storm jungle]

his reaction is so good

"Interesting. Is that under DLC? Oh, it is."

[green loom]

Cost dollaroons?

[storm jungle]

yep

[green loom]

Ouchies

[storm jungle]

worst part is, almost 90% of the Successors in the lore are from Ultras

they got so many cool chapters

[spring cairn]

still holding hope, the deathwatch black templar might still be in

[storm jungle]

they are in

go take a look you can equip a deathwatch pauldron

[fallen plaza]

He sounds like valraks brother

[spring cairn]

yeah i saw the pauldron

[storm jungle]

Templars also seem in

[spring cairn]

i was just wondering if it was all free

[storm jungle]

also

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780818860344344649/1270788498315673754/image.png?ex=66b4f984&is=66b3a804&hm=4f93daf58f75be54957ab2fd7d4315b3e202440bf3a6c3c6ce7ab28ff4a5fed4&

no O.G helmets

motherfu-

[spring cairn]

we're primaris now

get with the times

[storm jungle]

this was deffo a GW thing

lmao

[fallen plaza]

The only og helmet that would look good with primaris is the aquila pattern

Mk4 is literally the same thing, and mk3 and 2 just dont look good on the round primaris armor

[storm jungle]

These are cool but like the primaris push is a bit gay

again though i guess they didnt get a choice in the matter lol

[fallen plaza]

Yeah, it very much is

[green loom]

They could have at least given us some BT variants

[shadow plover]

I doubt they'd enforce that

[storm jungle]

Considering the stuff they did with Darktide they deffo would

they nitpick and oversee a lot of stuff

[wintry scarab]

Did u see any visor customization?

[green loom]

I mean they have mk8 helmets modeled in game and they're not available so

[plush mason]

oh snap, there will be tyranid ravengers in sm2

[shadow plover]

yeah but this is something that exist inlore and in models

[storm jungle]

yeah he goes through everything

[green loom]

It's probably going to be a later Microtransa- I mean, "DLC"

[storm jungle]

KEK

[shadow plover]

I just think it'll be either later kit or paid cosmetics released later

[wintry scarab]

Oh, ill watch it now

[fallen plaza]

GW didnt like that warrior priest had a single flail so they insisted on giving him a shield with it, there very weird about certain things

[storm jungle]

^

people legit like

got no idea how asinine they are about this stuff

its actually nuts

[green loom]

Okay but shield-flail is kinda awesome though

[storm jungle]

it is but it feels too specific

[green loom]

Not really tbh

I feel like the priest hammer + shield is weirder

Flail feels fine

[celest dome]

Shield Flail would be nice to have on Witch Hunter

[fallen plaza]

Nah that is silly

Maybe on kruber sure? Idk, that weapon is boring anyways

[shadow plover]

I get that but this doesn't fall into that category when it is literally something that exists already and is made by them for the current iteration of the kit

[celest dome]

Worst is that in lore WP of Sigmar aren't forbidden from using edged weapons, nor are they forbidden from guns and crossbow (but are bow iirc)

[storm jungle]

I didnt ask you cretin

🫵

Explode, now

[fallen plaza]

I remember they still had to do back and forths with GW over DLC careers being featured on splash art

[storm jungle]

Yeah they nitpick the shit out of stuff

the playerbase has no idea how bad it gets

again im under NDA too so 💀

[fallen plaza]

Careers that, mind you, they approved

[storm jungle]

okay i hope these are not all the helmets

unless the guy just didnt bother scrolling down

[fallen plaza]

Valrak junior probably didnt

[storm jungle]

LOL

[shadow plover]

there seems to be one (1) row more if the bar on the right is accurate

[spring cairn]

in every video i've seen it's just these 8

[storm jungle]

bro i hope not

literally all this gear is primaris

[spring cairn]

maybe no one ever scrolled down but that'll be weird

[storm jungle]

i get that they are being marketed in this game but come on

[spring cairn]

p sure everything will be primaris

[shadow plover]

yeah

[fallen plaza]

For how modular mark X is in lore, the helmets sure are a little sparse

[storm jungle]

probably GW again

[spring cairn]

i'd love one with the skull visor but it's probably going to be a paid cosmetic

[fallen plaza]

It took them years to add a sargent with a powerfist in primaris

[storm jungle]

💀

[green loom]

I think that's just vanguard standard

[spring cairn]

the vanguard only has the visor

no helmet

[shadow plover]

what do you mean, they came up with the power fist sergeant in the first boxset after original release

the imperial fist one

I bought that in like 2018

[spring cairn]

you get a power fist for the assault marine in that game

[storm jungle]

Yeah this system is not terrible but its pretty lackluster unless you are like balls-deep in primaris as a fan i guess

[spring cairn]

haven't seen any one use it yet

[fallen plaza]

Soymaris

[storm jungle]

💀

also still watching but half of this video is the guy going "oh this is DLC"

[fallen plaza]

I’ll wait until they release a planetside style horus heresy game

[spring cairn]

i don't mind primaris at all, just missing the old design with the angry face that was and still is iconic

[storm jungle]

yeah this

[green loom]

It's apparently really really good

[storm jungle]

i dont despise primaris i just dont enjoy being forced to adopt their aesthetic entirely

[fallen plaza]

Same

[plush mason]

ofc the blood ravens are in there

[fallen plaza]

I love old marine stuff

[storm jungle]

yeah like

SM1 had almost every single armor/helmet type

lol

[green loom]

I mean we might still h ave them on CSM

[storm jungle]

AUGHHH

STINKY!

[fallen plaza]

Chaos stinky

[spring cairn]

only csm get the firstborn gear now

[fallen plaza]

Loyalist cool

[spring cairn]

tells you how well they manage to replenish

[fallen plaza]

The imperium is secretly doing multiple abbysal crusades to give a stimulus check to chaos

[crystal forum]

sternguard my beloved

i have never ever read a single book mention sternguard but i love them

[spring cairn]

the fact you can paint ur marine any way you want down to the left leg is p good i guess

you can play ur cringe homebrewed chapter

[green loom]

Hell yeah

[crystal forum]

it's lore accurate that my space marines are the sensei

[fallen plaza]

I cant wait to play as shitus cuntus my 1st founding chapter

[shadow plover]

seems like the DLC will be focusing on the different foundings, first one being the Ultima founding of course

[green loom]

It's lore accurate that my space marines had intercourse with your mother

[fallen plaza]

They fought with gullimen and he greatly respected them

[storm jungle]

LOL

this is my i love stuff like the lamenters

[spring cairn]

every marines in my chapter are perpetuals

[storm jungle]

they reject an honor from calgar

and everyone hates them for it

[spring cairn]

they're called the cool marines

[storm jungle]

more realistic and hilarious tbh

[fallen plaza]

And so do i, fuck lamenters, crybaby fucks.

[storm jungle]

LOL

CHRIST

LEAVE THEM ALONE

[fallen plaza]

Stop fucking crying bitch, wah wah wah, i dont wanna fucking hear it!

[crystal forum]

any chapter that's shit on by both the imperium and chaos are cool

i will be roleplaying as soul drinkers

[spring cairn]

seeing a nid warrior shrug off 3 melta blasts kinda sucks tho

[storm jungle]

they are built different

[wintry scarab]

@storm jungle You lie 😭 From what it looks like there still is no visor colour customization

[storm jungle]

I NEVER SAID THAT

[plush mason]

its the inferior shotgun meltas so what else can you expect?

[wintry scarab]

You got my hopes up! 😦

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

my tiny 1 pixel colour noooo

[storm jungle]

really tho man this is lackluster

[spring cairn]

guys the warrior crossed his swords !!! he's invulnerable !!!

[storm jungle]

every cool stuff seems to be relegated to DLC

[wintry scarab]

ITS BIG TO ME!

[storm jungle]

knew it was too good to be true......

[crystal forum]

if only we had a weapon specifically meant for penetrating armour

[fallen plaza]

Soy

[storm jungle]

read some tyranid lore you CUNTS

[crystal forum]

which lore

[spring cairn]

the sword is stronger than the melta

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-neckbeard-samurai-ninja-katana-gif-13816313

[storm jungle]

fuckers i swear-

[wintry scarab]

All boils down to price for me. If its like £2 per cosmetic, ill be fine. If its like £10, im saying harsh words on the internet

[plush mason]

even Luetin09 played it

[spring cairn]

in today's economy ?

you're looking at 15 euro a piece

[storm jungle]

^

theres no fucking way it will be that cheap

[crystal forum]

gotta get the battlepass first

[storm jungle]

I dont blame them tho like...

id absolutely

exploit space marine fans

lmao

[spring cairn]

i mean i'm joking but it will never be as cheap as 2 pounds

[plush mason]

they are use to it

[storm jungle]

KEK

[plush mason]

the space marine tax and all that

[crystal forum]

times are tough we have to increase all model prices

has highest profits ever

[storm jungle]

remember when Mann Co. keys were like 5 bucks

[crystal forum]

did tf2 keys go up in price?

[spring cairn]

aren't they like 2.49 on the official in-game shop tho

[plush mason]

oh man the custom chapters are back, i cant wait to see the horror shows people make

[spring cairn]

you reminded me

the downside of good customisation

[plush mason]

bloody harlequin marines inc

[spring cairn]

is being exposed to the masses's horrible sense of fashion

[plush mason]

yup

[spring cairn]

it's the same in every game

playing hd2 today and 86% of players you come across have mismatched gear that doesn't flow well together

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/786635312319037455.gif?v=1

same in dt

[fallen plaza]

Its worse in tf2

[spring cairn]

people can't dress for shit

[crystal forum]

not my fault devs dont put gear that matches with the shit i want to wear

[spring cairn]

they make sets please wear the whole set

stop trying to be original

[crystal forum]

what if i want to have choice???

[wintry scarab]

Literally evey game. Its hard to find anyone ever that looks good in games. Like the fashion sense of people is just dropping by every day. I see this all the time in warframe.

[spring cairn]

no free will fucking sucks

[crystal forum]

also the sets are like 1 colour for everything

khaki pants for my khaki jacket wow so fitting

what am i a child

[wintry scarab]

And if you ever find someone that looks good, they are probably wearing a full set. Those basic bastards

[crystal forum]

red pants goes with the

red jacket

[arctic talon]

Wish you could recolor armor in helldivers

[spring cairn]

my face when, the militaristic game's sets are uniforms

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

same in dt

[crystal forum]

my bright pink camp jacket:

[spring cairn]

wear ur uniforms

fuck

[crystal forum]

im trying to camouflage in a barbie set obviously

totally practical

[arctic talon]

me in Destiny deciding to give my Guardian the most obnoxiously bright set of shaders possible to flashbang my opponents in PVP

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/pepeagony-agony-gif-20720352

[crystal forum]

the voice pitch filter is for psyops reasons

[spring cairn]

i wish i could dress everyone for them

so they wouldn't look all so stupid

[crystal forum]

mfer probably wears the dead eye uniform

[spring cairn]

No

[crystal forum]

i bet you bought the krieg kit

[spring cairn]

i wear the best set in game

[arctic talon]

the walking flashbang

[arctic talon]

not mine but

[spring cairn]

this is the best set in game

[crystal forum]

mountain dew gaming

[arctic talon]

I love causing severe eye damage

to anyone who scopes in on me in PVP

[crystal forum]

goofy aaa shiny helmet

[spring cairn]

steel legion number 1

[crystal forum]

what autogun does armageddon make

[spring cairn]

all of them

[crystal forum]

no

[spring cairn]

yes

[crystal forum]

the m40

12 rounds magazine

has a handle

fake fan

[spring cairn]

i only like lasguns

autoguns are lame

[crystal forum]

which vehicles have armageddon patterns

you cannot be a steel legion fan and not know your tanks

[fallen plaza]

I only remember the earthshaker patterns

[crystal forum]

they have a basilisk too

it looks VERY cool

[fallen plaza]

Thats what i meant yeah

[fallen plaza]

Also i think the leman russ bombard is a part of it

[crystal forum]

https://impulsecreations.com/cdn/shop/files/Y9Px3Bu4ZVBqmcyJ_1000x1000.jpg?v=1713730972

reminder that this exists

[storm jungle]

yes and its great

you got a problem with it shrimp?

[crystal forum]

and it will never be addressed why it doesnt exist in 40k

[plush mason]

as a gw2 player i feel obligated to say, amateur :P

[green loom]

I'm happy that sniper gets the bolt carbine

[storm jungle]

Outclassed by modern gear

and most 30k vehicles are still in use

just not regularly mentioned

[crystal forum]

like yeah ok soft retconning baneblades as having actually had all variants during HH is ok but we cross the line when the 40k APC is there

despite a space marine model literally having one

[crystal forum]

i'll pay your nitro for a month the millisecond the new solar auxilia sentries and the leman russ basilisk is ever mentioned in 40k

[storm jungle]

AAAA

[arctic talon]

The new solar auxilia sentries literally just got added

so

they have 0 lore

same with the Russ basilisk

[crystal forum]

and they wont get any in 40k

[storm jungle]

well yeah different IPs

[arctic talon]

they might get an offhanded mention

[fallen plaza]

Too cool for 40k

[arctic talon]

in some warzone/crusade book

[fallen plaza]

😁

[arctic talon]

but thats about it

[crystal forum]

despite most baneblade variants being ported to imperialis

[arctic talon]

the Solar Auxillia sentinel looks goofy

in a good way

[fallen plaza]

I like it

[arctic talon]

I also like it

I don't really like the Russ Basilisk

it looks way too

uncanny I guess?

[fallen plaza]

Most solar aux models are great, as is usual for the best in the imperium

[crystal forum]

i just dislike the baneblade variants and the basilisk work around

they REALLY want to work solar auxilia into imperialis

[green loom]

The Russalisk

[fallen plaza]

I love the stormhammer

Its my favorite baneblade varient

Its so stupid, but so cool

[crystal forum]

it was literally stated that the baneblade was so new by the HH that only the demolisher variant existed

hellhammer i think?

dumb names

[storm jungle]

no you are confusing it with the damnblade

[crystal forum]

now they have shadowswords

[storm jungle]

no thats the shadeblade

[fallen plaza]

The whole baneblade retcon thing is kinda silly

The silliest retcon is the macharius one

[crystal forum]

also in a very very old lore blurb they connected the fellblade with the baneblade and a third never seen model

[green loom]

IT IS THE

[fallen plaza]

I dont think that tank belongs on 30k

[green loom]

BANEBLADeE

[crystal forum]

why they didnt decide to DO SOMETHING NEW i do not know

[arctic talon]

yeah the macharius being in 30k is

so weird ngl

[storm jungle]

I LOVE how their lexicanum page has a single seperated sentence going

[crystal forum]

wait what?

[storm jungle]

"The name for the 30k macharius tanks isnt known yet"

LOL

[arctic talon]

the daemon engines existing late heresy makes perfect sense

but why the fuck is the macharius around

????

[crystal forum]

they added the macharius when i wasnt looking???

[arctic talon]

lol

this was a while ago

[storm jungle]

Yes

[arctic talon]

but yes

[storm jungle]

we did it as a joke

[arctic talon]

Heresy is kind of a mess rules wise sometimes

[fallen plaza]

I remember someone told me the macharius is based off a lost stc that was trying to be replicated, and the 30k one is the original stc

[arctic talon]

the fucking hammerfall bunker

has rules

[storm jungle]

God kill me

[arctic talon]

I'm not sure why the fuck the hammerfall bunker has rules but sure

why the fuck not

[crystal forum]

on the one hand im happy that macharius owners can actually use it in 30k

[arctic talon]

Did Cawl just have like

120000 of them in storage

[crystal forum]

on the other hand the macharius should not be in 30k

[arctic talon]

I mean

[crystal forum]

that's a hard retcon

[arctic talon]

you can use it in 40k

its like not bad

[fallen plaza]

Unlike in 30k

[crystal forum]

it's still a straight up retcon

[arctic talon]

Its so fucking bad in 30k

jfc lol

[crystal forum]

resin model

[arctic talon]

I'm not sure what they were smoking when they made its rules for 30k

[crystal forum]

it's dumb af yeah

[arctic talon]

Its fine in 40k

[crystal forum]

isnt it even more expensive than a baneblade

[arctic talon]

it does its job

[fallen plaza]

Its a good thing the stormhammer is good rules wise

Love it

[arctic talon]

the kit? yes in points no

[crystal forum]

in money

[arctic talon]

yeah

its Forgeworld

its a collectors piece primarily

[crystal forum]

solid brick of resin

[arctic talon]

its fucking dense lol

[fallen plaza]

You could kill someone with the track piece alone

[crystal forum]

the malcador being in 30k makes perfect sense at least

[fallen plaza]

The best tank

Of all time

No contest

[crystal forum]

i like the malcador defender. shame it isnt in solar auxilia

it's a very WW1 tank

[arctic talon]

Whats the weirdest 30k datasheet

in terms of why the fuck does this exist

[crystal forum]

idk i dont play 30k

[arctic talon]

mine is the hammerfall bunker

[fallen plaza]

The dark angels autamaton

[arctic talon]

that one doesn't even exist in 2e does it?

[crystal forum]

hammerfall bunker is in 30k

[fallen plaza]

It does

[arctic talon]

huh

is it in legacies?

or am I dumb

[crystal forum]

doesnt that thing sucks in everything

[fallen plaza]

And it has the worse rules of all time

[arctic talon]

Its actually good rn in 40k

lol

[crystal forum]

i thought it was a relic of when static structures had character

[arctic talon]

regarding the hammerfall

no

the hammerfall is really new

its a primaris thing(technically)

but nothing specifies it as primaris

[fallen plaza]

You have to cross reference multiple books to understand the rules of the dark angels automaton

[crystal forum]

it does not look new

[arctic talon]

thank you GW

well its very new

its like 9e

[fallen plaza]

So its like shattered legions but a single unit

[arctic talon]

GW made a lot of cool faction terrain

[crystal forum]

i cant believe structures dont come with guns anymore

looking at those modular trenches

[arctic talon]

I mean

[fallen plaza]

One thing i remember in 30k

[arctic talon]

it depends

this thing being in 30k is so funny

[fallen plaza]

World eaters had a trident relic that was powerful as fuck

[arctic talon]

because you have to shave off the fucking aquillas if you want to be accurate

lol

[crystal forum]

ok but https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/7/78/AquilaStrongpointMini.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180721003918

[fallen plaza]

So because of its properties, you could potentially one shot a bunker and kill it lmao

[arctic talon]

unless you're running it in Emperors children

[crystal forum]

i want a fucking macro cannon for my guys

[arctic talon]

the aquilla strongpoints are nice terrain

shame GW produced them only for like

1 edition

[green loom]

"You are fertilizer now Xenos"

[arctic talon]

Why does GW do this with terrain

its so annoying

[crystal forum]

they're modular too!!!

[arctic talon]

I'm aware

[crystal forum]

they were so fucking cool

[arctic talon]

a lot of GW terrain is modular

[crystal forum]

plus it's a GOD DAMN MACRO CANNON

[arctic talon]

they just only do limited runs

for some reason

always

I hate it lol

[crystal forum]

their terrain pieces suck ass now on the store

i can 3d print better shit

[fallen plaza]

This terrain

[crystal forum]

those aquila strongpoints are unfindable i swear

[fallen plaza]

This used to be a thing they sold

[green loom]

OKay so like going past everything

[crystal forum]

that's very nice

[green loom]

SM2 looks kinda great

[arctic talon]

because everyone wants them

lol

they're expensive as shit

second hand

[crystal forum]

you cant even find models

nobody's scanning them ffs

[arctic talon]

They only got produced for 6e + the start of 7th edition

thats it

[green loom]

They definitely made it better compared to the gameplay demos from like a year ago

[arctic talon]

there weren't a ton made I'd assume

[crystal forum]

i should model that shit

it's just angles

i can do it

[fallen plaza]

I love this photo

The marines posing in it are cute

[crystal forum]

was this a model

[fallen plaza]

Yup

Forge world redoubt

[crystal forum]

what the fuck man

[arctic talon]

some of my favorite terrain is the modular pipes

[crystal forum]

i want trenches

[arctic talon]

I really like them for some reason

[crystal forum]

fuck pipes

[arctic talon]

Shut up

they're cool

[fallen plaza]

I forgot the other model kit

[arctic talon]

They're modular

[fallen plaza]

It was also forgeworld

[crystal forum]

i can make pipes with PVC tubing

[fallen plaza]

It was a modular base

[crystal forum]

i want god damn bunkers

[fallen plaza]

This entire set used to be sold

[crystal forum]

the top left were sold as reprints last year

[arctic talon]

there's also that fucking huge

necron terrain

I forgot its name

[fallen plaza]

The anphelion base

[arctic talon]

but its from forgeworld

[crystal forum]

it was like 40 bucks for a single tiny bunker

[dusk patrol]

Terrain people are weird

[arctic talon]

and its expensive as shit

[dusk patrol]

I don’t trust them

[arctic talon]

I like having some fluffy terrain

[crystal forum]

i bought the imperial tower recast thing

[dusk patrol]

You’re not terrain people

[crystal forum]

couldnt find a model of it

[arctic talon]

this is true

Who's the guy in the other server who has like

almost every single piece of GW and FW terrain

thats a terrain guy

[crystal forum]

https://preview.redd.it/imperial-bastion-v0-oozgpt1ur1lb1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=543ddfe3a59f9a0d1deb03b75fdc1611d2657d1a

this thing

[fallen plaza]

If i was rich i would get a mastodon and make it a destroyed piece of terrain

[storm jungle]

Da Bonkah

[crystal forum]

it looks good painted as concrete

looks like a flak tower

perfect for my soviets

i mean valhallans

[fallen plaza]

What was the name of the wall terrain

That was replaced recently

[arctic talon]

which one

aegis defense line?

[fallen plaza]

The one solar aux could deploy and use

[crystal forum]

i know where you can get a 3d file for 20$

[fallen plaza]

Yeah

The new one SUCKS

[fallen plaza]

I already got one for free

[crystal forum]

then make it

[arctic talon]

the new one is fine

[fallen plaza]

I dont got a printer

[arctic talon]

I don't dislike it

[crystal forum]

why do you have the file then

[fallen plaza]

I horde them in the case i do get one

[crystal forum]

are you a dirty little file boy

[fallen plaza]

Ive already gotten almost everything i want

[storm jungle]

Stalinian slip???

[fallen plaza]

Stormhammers, mastodons, fellblades.

[fallen plaza]

I could share any if you want

[crystal forum]

i must.... kill steiner

chevchenko...

[fallen plaza]

Ask me anything, i might have it, if its xenos i got jack lmao

[crystal forum]

i have too many already

plus i like paying artists

fuck GW

[fallen plaza]

What do you not have

[crystal forum]

stuff i dont want

[fallen plaza]

Lucky

[crystal forum]

the stuff i look for now is those rare out of print models

like the armageddon basilisk

and the macro cannon terrain

[fallen plaza]

Those stuffs are easy to find, the basilisk specifically

[crystal forum]

i dare you to find it with accurate non proxy shit

[green loom]

Okay so I'm watching the Luetin video right

Why are the space marines flirting

[crystal forum]

based

[celest dome]

Homierotic SM is basic lore mate

[fallen plaza]

Accept my friend request first so i can dm you

[storm jungle]

gimme link

[green loom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoEC8GIKKM4&ab_channel=Luetin09

[fallen plaza]

Apparently you arent accepting any if discord is to be believed

[green loom]

22:00

It's not really flirting but still lol

[crystal forum]

i do not trust discord

[fallen plaza]

Fair

[storm jungle]

"SPREAD OUR CHEE-"

"CHEEKS?"

"-CHEERS."

[celest dome]

VA work will not be where that game will shine

[storm jungle]

also this

holy shit they sound so generic

"The alien, the mutant, the heret-"

"Yeah I get it"

[crystal forum]

i only watched 30 seconds and these space marines talk way too much

[storm jungle]

you talk way too much

gay ass

[crystal forum]

at least they're not doing the marvel thing

woaah guys that's so cool

did you see me kill that xenos??

we make a good team!

[green loom]

We heard that in one of the trailers

[storm jungle]

^

[outer wave]

"Erm, the Swarm Lord's right behind me, isnt he?"

[green loom]

Also ngl the generic marine strike team feels like a polycule

[crystal forum]

that psyker is craaaazy!

[outer wave]

They fly now?!

[fallen plaza]

Hate the heretic, the apostate, and the bigot.

[crystal forum]

huge whiplash from darktide's VA

[storm jungle]

I mean

[crystal forum]

which is among the best

[storm jungle]

yeah i was gonna say

LOL

the Cadian VA alone like, outdoes most of these dudes in this video

[green loom]

I'm taking you with me to the disaster polycule

[fallen plaza]

GIVE EM THE OLD KASARKIN DOUBLE TAP!

[storm jungle]

THERES ONLY WAAAAAR

[celest dome]

So for people who follow SM2, what would make someone say that SM2 will have "better-defined classes"
Like there's this post on the forum that say that (in relation to DT) And I don't understand it

[storm jungle]

They should stfu tbh

[crystal forum]

just assume half posts are bots used by the publisher

and i am not joking

[near wasp]

My marine better start humming I'm still standing while I Wade through tyranids

[fallen plaza]

Unrelated but gundam names are so fucking funny

What the fuck is a dwadge

[outer wave]

ZOCK

[dusk patrol]

Idk what do you mean?

There’s way more than the first

[celest dome]

This is a post that someone posted today on the FS forum

SkillUp dropped a preview of Space Marine 2 and it seems the game took everything Darktide is and just improved upon it in its co-op part.

Notable parts include a very similar itemization (albeit less looter-shooter-ish), a better skins system with them being earnable through gameplay, an actual good story and better-defined classes.

I don’t call to pre-order or even to be hyped about it, but i’m curious to hear opinions on how Darktide is gonna compete with this, given that it scratches much of the same itches Darktide does.
Enjoy

[dusk patrol]

They seem to have more to them

[storm jungle]

"less looter shooter ish"

wat

[crystal forum]

again, this is a bot

[storm jungle]

its not

this is just a moron

lol

[crystal forum]

do not assume it's a person

[celest dome]

I don't understand anything of it, but I think it's due to me not following SM2 at all

[dusk patrol]

Gay the only bot here is you

[near wasp]

It's just a servitor typing

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[dusk patrol]

(This is a joke)

[outer wave]

An actual good story
Brother in Christ, we havent seen shit

[near wasp]

You just used the heavy flamer of him

[outer wave]

Its more explicit sure but we dunno if its actually good

[storm jungle]

Its comparing completely two diferent games and not understand the aim of both titles.

[crystal forum]

this post literally has no point it screams AI text

[dusk patrol]

There’s a bunch of classes which have very defined roles and different abilities and stuff

Whereas the first was like weapons and assault marine had a jump pack

Not much to it beyond that

[storm jungle]

Yeah this too

they are reading so much into this

[celest dome]

So they're saying it in relation to SM1
Why post it in DT then

[crystal forum]

like who says "notable parts"

[storm jungle]

because karma farming

[crystal forum]

it's AI i swear

[storm jungle]

some people who wanna garner attention more or less do

[celest dome]

I usually use 'notably'

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-day-gif-18564553

Jay rn

[crystal forum]

it's AI describing shit

half the internet is AI

all slop

[hallow plover]

You're all AI and you can't prove me wrong

[wraith quartz]

Hey

[storm jungle]

also okay ill admit

https://youtu.be/aoEC8GIKKM4?t=2346

dropping a fucking statue

on a hive tyrant

is funny as fuck

love how it just stands there braindead

not doing anything

lmao

[celest dome]

WE really need a mission where we drop a bridge on a heretic convoy

[storm jungle]

just like Vermintide 1

[storm jungle]

🫵

[crystal forum]

inb4 all the people will act like 1 space marine can take on 500 nids

[opaque coyote]

The Hive Mind just stopped for a second, comprehending the audacity

[storm jungle]

I mean they will

realistically titus and his squad would be dead like 10 minutes in

[celest dome]

I mean they already do

[near wasp]

We just have to push the ogryn onto the tracks

[crystal forum]

titus isnt even that special right?

[opaque coyote]

In all of the chattering, billions of insect voices, one thought prevailed.

"What the fuck??"

[crystal forum]

like he's not some god emperor blessed deity

[fallen plaza]

He is the main character, no shit he is

[crystal forum]

mfer's more powerful than a chapter master

[opaque coyote]

Titus is a Sternguard now I think? (please correct if wrong)

Or at least a Veteran

[hallow plover]

Isnt that maleum ?

[opaque coyote]

I think he was in SM 1

[hallow plover]

From Boltgun

[opaque coyote]

oh yeah

Caedo is on another level tbh

[dusk patrol]

He’s a lieutenant

[opaque coyote]

thank you

[dusk patrol]

I don’t think he’s sternguard

[crystal forum]

it's such a funny offset from darktide where we're little shitters who miraculously survive more than 3 missions

[near wasp]

Caedo is a good given mortal flesh

[opaque coyote]

A Saint in the making

Actually he's already made, he just hasn't died yet

[crystal forum]

i think that's the boltgun character

the boltgun character is sternguard

[opaque coyote]

I mixed them up

[dusk patrol]

The chapter options are really well done though, they have basically any canon chapter you could want it seems

[hallow plover]

They're both very nice || for ultramarines ||

[crystal forum]

they definitely put the effort in pleasing space marine players

[near wasp]

I can't wait to make my favorite chapter

[dusk patrol]

Yes Jay

The game called Space Marine

[crystal forum]

yaaay we agree

[dusk patrol]

Is trying to please space marine players

[fallen plaza]

Not hard to impress marine fans

[crystal forum]

yipeee

[dusk patrol]

I’m shocked by this

[opaque coyote]

Now do it for the Xenos

...please

GW

please

[dusk patrol]

No

[near wasp]

I wonder if they have ultramarine blue in the customizations

[celest dome]

Hmm, there seem to be a lot of SM in my Space marine game.
Most particular

[dusk patrol]

Next question

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[celest dome]

So they do sell cosmetics ?

[storm jungle]

Yeah

[dusk patrol]

Yes

[storm jungle]

Easy money

i dont blame them lmao

[opaque coyote]

for a mainly singleplayer game

awesome

[fallen plaza]

Noooo! where are my rainbow warriors!

[celest dome]

Had people tell me they weren't or something, bunch of pissants

[opaque coyote]

ik it has multiplayer but it usually dies after like 5 months

unless if it's good

[storm jungle]

Lmao next level cope

[crystal forum]

*bots

[dusk patrol]

They’re gonna lock my beloved Mortifactors and Emperors Spears away from me

[storm jungle]

Now if only we could exclude iron hands too

[celest dome]

You're also a bot

[crystal forum]

i admit it at least

im an honest bot

[dusk patrol]

I’m gonna exclude the blood from pumping into your heart

[storm jungle]

AAA NOT MY BLOOD ANGELS-

[near wasp]

Iron hands players you mean Dave the only iron hands fan

[crystal forum]

im a bot i run on oiiiiil

[celest dome]

Tbh I don't think any game studio other than FS would want to do Xenos PoV only game

[near wasp]

He admits it!

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/shouting-development-dozens-of-us-bald-speaking-gif-16881775

[crystal forum]

game mode where we play as nids vs space marines

[near wasp]

Also OILLLLLL

[celest dome]

Good question are they going to use Tyranid Warriors as pseudo SM (with whole mirrored weapons) or are they going to just do SMxCSM

[crystal forum]

i hope we can kill guardsmen who look at us funny

[arctic talon]

We've gotten xenos only games tbf

[opaque coyote]

come on man, playing as an exarch would be so fucking cool

[arctic talon]

for SM2 its already CSM vs SM

for MP

would be cool if it was nid warriors vs SM though

[opaque coyote]

you could make it as fast paced as ultrakill

[arctic talon]

as a gamemode

make it an autarch

then you have an excuse

to have all the dif aspect warrior gear

[opaque coyote]

the eldar could finally win

[arctic talon]

they do win

Just not in books written by gav thrope

[near wasp]

Horror game mode with 4 Marines versus a lictor

[celest dome]

Tide cast made out of full Eldar or full Orks would be such great things for 40k

[opaque coyote]

not according the gav thrope

[green loom]

Oh it looks like this is the 8th Cadian on the planet??

[arctic talon]

Gav lets them win

[green loom]

Aren't they all supposed to be dead

[arctic talon]

they just suffer horribly even when they win

lol

[crystal forum]

of course it's cadians

[dusk patrol]

[crystal forum]

we can't let any other regiment get any love

[dusk patrol]

Jay when the poster boy faction gets content

[fallen plaza]

Eternal is in the game1!1!1!!

[green loom]

Wrong we get Krieg pretty often now

[celest dome]

Vanilla SM
Vanilla Guardsmen...

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-gasp-sarcastic-shocked-surprised-gif-20229446

[dusk patrol]

He’s literally me

[crystal forum]

they're not even poster boys of 40k they're the submissive and breedable poster boys

[dusk patrol]

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/blank-stare-really-i-dont-believe-you-side-eye-looking-gif-6151149

[fallen plaza]

Stfu and stop making this gay

[dusk patrol]

Mkay then

[crystal forum]

can i customize my militarum buddies

[celest dome]

@arctic talon If they did a Tide game with playable Eldar do you think they should do it with only Eldar or something like the Ynarri to have Eldar+Dark Eldar+Harlequin ?

[opaque coyote]

So can space marines even reproduce or are they sterile

[fallen plaza]

Yes, but in your game copy specifically? No.

[celest dome]

From what we know they can't

[crystal forum]

they are not all sterile

[near wasp]

Ynarri are the medic, drukari are assassin, elder are assault and harlequins are harlequins

[celest dome]

I'd say 2 Eldar, 2 Dark Eldar and a Harlequin

[dusk patrol]

They do have the deathwatch pauldron in the base game too which is nice

[celest dome]

Autarch and a Eldar Psyker

[near wasp]

Nice

[crystal forum]

why space marines dont fuck is up to amazon to explain

because they will

quote me on this in 2 years or so

[dusk patrol]

They did but then they saw your mom

And collectively swore it off forever

[near wasp]

They don't feel the urge to breed cause there psychoidocrnation

[dusk patrol]

Also GW isn’t obsessed with talking about fucking like you virgins are

[crystal forum]

lol

[opaque coyote]

huh. okay then.

[arctic talon]

I would want it to be Ynnari with a split between Drukhari, CWE, Harlequin and Corsair

you get all the spectrums

[near wasp]

Slaneesh

[dusk patrol]

They might be sterile but it’s not clear and GW doesn’t chat about it

[opaque coyote]

Also my HC is that female custodes have always existed. It's just that a lot of them look exactly like the male ones because the process happens when they're a baby.

[crystal forum]

there's never been any unilateral "they all cannot fuck" lore drop and it's just never brought up

[dusk patrol]

That’s the lore so

[arctic talon]

Female custodes got retcon'd into always existing and GW writers have said they wanted to do it for a while

so like

[dusk patrol]

They’ve always been around now

[arctic talon]

yeah that

[storm jungle]

It makes more sense tbh

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-monster-rotfl-gif-14520250

[crystal forum]

the best part is it changes literally nothing since custodes are completely separate from space marines

[storm jungle]

That too lol

[celest dome]

CWE ?

[storm jungle]

also custodians are like the sub-faction of sub-factions

[arctic talon]

craftworld eldar

[opaque coyote]

yup, it's basically a cosmetic change

[fallen plaza]

They always existed but GW was too sexist to record them prior

[opaque coyote]

actually not even that

it just exists

[storm jungle]

people basiclaly just hate the idea of transhuman women in 40k more or less

[opaque coyote]

at least now custodes can let their long hair out

their glorious, emperor approved hair

[crystal forum]

even thunder warriors have more in common with space marines than custodes and we know jack shit about them

[opaque coyote]

for... some reason

[dusk patrol]

Please I’m not a bigot

[near wasp]

I just want more SoS models ;-;

[dusk patrol]

I just hate women

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

Trans or otherwise

[fallen plaza]

Zased

So fvcking, zased..l.

[dusk patrol]

It’s misogyny not transphobia get it right

[storm jungle]

Anyway. Hive Tyrant.

[opaque coyote]

more development for the Sisters of Silence pls

[crystal forum]

the fact that all those AI image slop channels were too ignorant to even look up that custodes arent space marines

the level of stupid is unreal

also all the "slippery slope" arguments like first it's custodes then it's space marines

[opaque coyote]

Hive Tyrant 2 seconds before death:

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-13719248636774070662

[near wasp]

I'll literally throw myself at John warhammers feet for more sos

[crystal forum]

sisters of silence are weird

are they assassins or some shit

[storm jungle]

jay i swear

[near wasp]

Take that back

[crystal forum]

i dont get where they fit

[arctic talon]

Sisters of Silence are part of the talons of the emperor

they work with the custodes

[near wasp]

They are a supplement for custodes

[fallen plaza]

They are anti psyker units

[arctic talon]

They're to help custodes deal with psykers and daemons

mostly bcs they're all blanks

[crystal forum]

so custodes have anti psykers but no psykers

[arctic talon]

Yes

[near wasp]

Correct

Cause the witch is the enemy

[crystal forum]

are they just so physically strong that they dont give a shit

[near wasp]

They have a negative soul

[crystal forum]

no not the sisters

the custodes

[fallen plaza]

Also having a anti psyker until along with a psyker unit is just not a good idea in general

[crystal forum]

yeah because even the most mentally stable psyker is a liability right

[near wasp]

Yes

[crystal forum]

so do custodes ever travel with militarum

like the 100

[storm jungle]

no

they appear where they are needed

[crystal forum]

darn

[storm jungle]

and assist imperials as seen fit

[fallen plaza]

They travel in however the way they want

[storm jungle]

^

[crystal forum]

who does all their ship maintenance and stuff then

[storm jungle]

Menials they deem fit to serve them

[fallen plaza]

Not them obviously

[storm jungle]

they got customized ships

[crystal forum]

so like turbo menials

[storm jungle]

Yeah

its an extremely honored position

[near wasp]

Custodes utilize human psykers but no psykers is ever gonna be indicted to the 10k

[storm jungle]

^

they use psykers with things like Doomseers

who are normal powerful psykers who help them with future divinations sometimes

[crystal forum]

that's interesting i wanna work with that

[storm jungle]

Tell us the idea

[crystal forum]

just what kind of humans they'd travel with out of necessity

[near wasp]

They go over this in the cypher Lord of the fallen book

[opaque coyote]

oh yeah also when they feel like either

[fallen plaza]

Your mom

[opaque coyote]

A) Their skills are waning

or

B) They get a debilating injury but don't wanna be put in a box

They retire and become the Eyes of the Emperor

Essentially they just become a secret agent that goes around and spys for any chaos cults

[crystal forum]

oh right custodes dreadnoughts i forgot they exist

they look pretty cool

[opaque coyote]

And maybe deal with them personally, or if it's too big, just call up the forces

Although I have to wonder how they even hide

I assume they just pretend to be mutants

[near wasp]

Hard to see something running faster than sight

[storm jungle]

Basically Custodians' main form of travel is either their own personal vessels who are manned by handpicked personnel, anything from legions of servitors to armed guards (not like they need them its more for ship protection) to ship menials and admiralty, we dont get a big insight into it but you can assume they all go through careful screenings of many kinds before being deemed to serve them.

The second is they simply travel with other Imperials if its a big emergency, like Navy vessels, Militarum transports, whatever is avaliable, their presence alone requires people to get them to Location A from B at utmost priority.

[opaque coyote]

I think in the blood games, a Custodes pretended to be an Ogyrn of all things.

Which is fucking funny to think about

Seriously imagine a Custodes speaking like an Ogyrn

[crystal forum]

i want to inject my headcannon that whenever they have ship guards it's hand picked personnel from the 100 regiments since some patrol the imperial palace

[opaque coyote]

Actually an Eye of the Emperor skin for an Ogyrn would be funny.

[storm jungle]

Headcannon is not really needed

Custodes can do whateve rthe fuck they want

they literally can be walking down some street

[opaque coyote]

The dialogue is just them trying hard to be as stupid as possible

[storm jungle]

see a random person

and go

"You are gonna help us until we deem your deed is done"

lol

[crystal forum]

yesss im just wondering i could make a kill team out of these custodes frens

[storm jungle]

You definitely can

like

GW literally gave them a specific chamber

whos entire purpose

is to appear randomly

and bodyguard someone

because "prophecy"

[crystal forum]

they probably get better equipment than inquisitor crews

[opaque coyote]

Imagine being some random fucking hive citizen

[crystal forum]

like maybe dark age shit

[storm jungle]

yeah they get some DAOT stuff but you need to be high ranking, not just your average custard

[opaque coyote]

You're walking to get your daily rations, and then suddenly you see a giant golden man appear in fron of you.

[storm jungle]

Yep

[opaque coyote]

"You. You're protected now."

[crystal forum]

"hey kid, wanna come with me on an adventure? take this black hole blaster, it does exactly as the name implies. dont shoot it indoors"

[opaque coyote]

Hold on there's a really funny comic about this. Give me a sec

[storm jungle]

i think i know which one you mean

[near wasp]

Ms Biggins will be receiving her weekly ration stippen

[dusk patrol]

There has unironically been cases of random hive citizens being guarded by Aquilan guard knowing or not because they’ll serve a purpose one day to protect the throne

[crystal forum]

so a custodes wandering around systems has more authority than an inquisitor theoretically right

[storm jungle]

yes entirely

[fallen plaza]

They are above everyone

[dusk patrol]

Random nurses, generals, children, marines, commissars, admirals, and so on

[celest dome]

Not even theorical, they just do

[crystal forum]

how would people even know he's an emperor's custodian if they might not even know what that is

[storm jungle]

Digital code transmissions

[celest dome]

People in charges know

[dusk patrol]

They both technically draw power from the same thing, one is more dangerous

[storm jungle]

and high ranking runes

[spring cairn]

enjoying my toast next to this 4 meters tall guy I don't know (I'm not strong enough to get him outside my appartment)

[near wasp]

An Inquisitor tried to order a custodes around and the custodes just laughed

[crystal forum]

in practise there must be some complications with these authority issues though right

[storm jungle]

Not really

one option is you obey

the other is you get shoved to the side

[dusk patrol]

Or blam

[storm jungle]

^

like

the only way

a custodian is gonna die

[crystal forum]

so there has never been an inquisitor who said nah

[storm jungle]

if he or she gets absolutely overwhelmed