she appreciate the details you jerk
#40k-lore-chat
queen laurel
shadow plover
You WEIRDO
storm jungle
"haha whimsy swimsy we just wouldnt work!"
in Cyberpunk its like
awkward silence
and her/him saying "ehh no"
opaque coyote
Yeah she's straight.
Judy is lesbian tho
storm jungle
Judy Patootie...
queen laurel
then there's BG3 ohh you reject me, OK let me kill myself
storm jungle
LOL
queen laurel
Gale
You have a bomb in your chest this is not a good way for you to accept rejection
dusk patrol
Judy: Lets go do some lame ass diving mission together or something boo lame bad
Panem: TANK SEX
opaque coyote
I mean considering David literally collapsed as soon the Grav stuff was removed. I'm pretty sure Adam would've thrown it to the trash
queen laurel
I mean considering David literally collapsed as soon the Grav stuff was removed....
nah he would work with it fine
opaque coyote
Like that is a very notable flaw
queen laurel
he is psychologically
dusk patrol
He was more annoyed that David thought he was the shit because he got one cool toy.
queen laurel
very insane
queen laurel
It's how his psyche works that allows him to have so many cybernetics
It's basically the same as like the ones in mechanicus
he's basically so conditioned to having cybernetics that it's basically nothing new to him
opaque coyote
He was more annoyed that David thought he was the shit because he got one cool t...
I mean tbh it makes sense considering he is like
His bravado against Adam Smasher was 100% faked though. He knew he was gonna die, but he wanted to get Lucy out first and foremost
dusk patrol
He also has a sexy blonde Elvis body he uses to rail the bosses grand daughter too so.
That kinda helps.
dusk patrol
I mean tbh it makes sense considering he is like
17.
His bravado against Adam ...
Nah he was that dumb.
He thought he could win.
queen laurel
That kinda helps.
More often than not the best way to have so many cybernetics is to be psychologically insane
dusk patrol
David is a dumbass
queen laurel
and have a clear state of mind
opaque coyote
David is a dumbass
100%
But I definitely think he knew he was gonna die in Arasaka Tower
queen laurel
100%
But I definitely think he knew he was gonna die in Arasaka Tower
After that last gravity attempt?
yeah
he even left a message for lucy
opaque coyote
David is a dumbass.
I love him.
Poor bastard both did and did not deserve it at the same time
dusk patrol
This is the first time he ever encountered someone with another sandvistan which while higher grade isn't that crazy for the upper eschelons.
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-edgerunners-david-martinez-adam-smasher-sandevi...
to be fair i will admit in his lower level gang activity having a sandavistan it's definitely a flex
dusk patrol
Like military guys all have that shit.
queen laurel
military grade too
dusk patrol
David is working from his very small world pov yeah.
opaque coyote
Did because
"Talk shit get hit"
Didn't because he was just a kid. He was basically running from his own trauma by trying to be hot shit and fulfilling other people's dreams.
It ended up getting himself killed.
dusk patrol
He's street trash who got one cool toy and thought he was invicible cause he took down some goons with it.
He had no concept of how much more dangerous people get at the top.
Where his cool toy is some low grade outdated basic augment.
opaque coyote
Where his cool toy is some low grade outdated basic augment.
I think canonically the sandy is actually state of the art
So it isn't outdated
But yeah it was only one relatively OP thing
storm jungle
Its advanced but rudimentary for guys at Adam's level
he has no reason to lie to david
opaque coyote
Also makes me wonder
What the fuck are wars like in the Cyberpunk Universe?
storm jungle
Uh, bad
opaque coyote
They must be absolutely insane
storm jungle
its definitely just Advanced Warfare
queen laurel
It's basically a miniaturized hive city
opaque coyote
It's basically a miniaturized hive city
Yeah that is what Night City js
dusk patrol
So it isn't outdated
It was an augmetic for a pretty low level special forces guy who got dealt with by Max Tac fairly easily.
Its a big deal for the city people.
But for the highest tiers it would be basic as hell.
dusk patrol
Also makes me wonder
What the fuck are wars like in the Cyberpunk Universe?
there's a few descriptions, the vehicles and soldiers are insane.
opaque coyote
Yeah Adam Smasher basically said so.
Apparently you can get the same sandy that David has now
It's the Militech Apogee apparently
dusk patrol
The one tank we drive with Panam is a super basic carrier, not even close to a really powerful tank.
And then theres all the wild tech and stuff used to fuck up systems and hack stuff and all that.
storm jungle
yeah theres a reason conventional wars are mostly non-existent in Cyberpunk
almost pretty close to IRL lol
dusk patrol
They avoid using nukes and stuff mostly if they can and its still super destructive.
Plus, you're stuck a with a bunch of psychotic and super deadly super soldiers after.
opaque coyote
And then theres all the wild tech and stuff used to fuck up systems and hack stu...
Yeah there's one prototype gun that contains an AI straight from the black wall.
It literally hacks into your nerves and activated your pain centers while slowing down your perception of time
sacred ginkgo
yeah theres a reason conventional wars are mostly non-existent in Cyberpunk
Attempting a ground war while dogfighting game protag tier pilots make up the entire enemy Air Force sounds special
opaque coyote
Basically killing you in the most painful way possible
Also it acts like a shotgun except it actually isn't
dusk patrol
Mostly Pondsmith talks about the wars in more general terms.
Because the games aren't about that stuff really.
opaque coyote
To be accurate, it acts like a real life shotgun rather than video game shotgun
opaque coyote
Because the games aren't about that stuff really.
I'm just surprised we haven't gotten a BD where you're a soldier in a battlefield
dusk patrol
The only thing I will never back down on is you can't go far enough with wiping out the Voodoo Boys
Also, the Voodoo Boys have a ton of girls, are they stupid?
dusk patrol
Related
dusk patrol
I mean tbf those sons are kinda her fault.
Mfw the one kid whose normal spent no time with her at all.
And probably dies real soon, I can't recall
storm jungle
Kind of, they are as much of a result of their environment as well but this "bad children" thing is a running theme in GoT.
actually yeah i forgot how alicent even dies
hold on wiki time
dusk patrol
I don't think she does
She's one of the few survivors iirc which is
Gonna rustle some jimmies.
storm jungle
Yeah no
wiki has a "further life" segment
nvm lmfao
Alicent remained in her chambers for the last year of her life. Her only company was her septa, serving girls, and guards. Alicent often wept, began talking to herself, and came to dislike the color green. She died in 133 AC, during the outbreak of the Winter Fever.
shes literally me
dusk patrol
She's kinda a huge bitch in the book too, super catty and stuff.
queen laurel
> Alicent remained in her chambers for the last year of her life. Her only compa...
dislikes the color green
storm jungle
Wdym shes an angel according to the fandom
queen laurel
the hell did the color do
dusk patrol
everyone sucks mostly tbf
storm jungle
luv me children
storm jungle
everyone sucks mostly tbf
just like real life medieval history my beloved
storm jungle
the hell did the color do
it was their side's heraldry color during the war
so she came to associate it with it from a psychological standpoint
queen laurel
it was their side's heraldry color during the war
that makes sense
dusk patrol
Mfw the writers don't seem to get the lesson of the war is "everyone sucked and could have prevented a super unneeded war which started the decline of a whole dynasty and killed thousands for no fucking reason"
storm jungle
TO BE FAIR they do
the battle of the burning mill is literally "we killed thousands over some stones"
same with villages getting burnt down
dusk patrol
They do it selectively, I'll wait til its done.
storm jungle
also Rhaenyra (who people claim is shown to be a good guy) literally orders the massacre of old town
lmao
dusk patrol
But they definitley make Rheanyra and Alicent too symapathic.
storm jungle
Ehhhh
Alicent maybe
Rhaenyra seems sympathetic
then does something foul
like starving a city and sending it food for manipulation
or setting up dozens of bastards to get killed
lmao
dusk patrol
Like I said if by the end its still like that then I'll actually be mad
Cause hooo boy
queen laurel
also Rhaenyra (who people claim is shown to be a good guy) literally orders the ...
So warhammer fans watch other media too
storm jungle
BRUH
dusk patrol
She does some fucky stuff later on
Everyone does but yeah
Her real problem
Is she doesn't look as cool doing warcrimes like Daemon does
Rookie mistake
storm jungle
yeah i doubt it will be that one-sided like the fandom atm is literally melting over the dumbest stuff currently and its getting on my nerves and reminding me why i never associate with these people
saying this was "as bad as Season 8" is crazy
its like saying End and the Death was basically Battle for the Abyss
dusk patrol
Its disappointing and I do think the meeting scene was dumb as fuck, but its also season 2 and mostly the season just made the mistake of dragging out a slow part of the book
storm jungle
I agree to a point but its still too extreme imo. This sudden turn didn't come from nowhere, theres reasons for it even if it isnt fully believable for some fans
dusk patrol
When imo it should have had it take half a season.
storm jungle
well we did literally have 2 episodes be cut
dusk patrol
The writers strike also didn't help so
storm jungle
as long as it isnt bad as S8 i wont care too much
dusk patrol
This season defintiely was largely wasted in potential imo and could have been used much much better but
its not terrible
storm jungle
its definitely gonna be better when the series is done and you can just binge it in full
like uh one complaint i see is:
"Season ended as everyone was gathering for a huge war"
so like... almost half the first seasons of GoT?
lol
dusk patrol
THe main issue is season 1 basically ended like that.
So season 2 just feels like you got your balls teased for 8 episodes.
Some great scenes and bits for sure.
But a lot of retreading of ground.
storm jungle
well yeah thats how it goes, i got better things to be mad about than just a drawn out setup season.
like warhammer
dusk patrol
I'm glad people are mad cause hopefully it might get the makers to follow the fucking source material better.
storm jungle
dusk patrol
I don't care much, its a nice show and Ill watch it
Other people being actually super upset serves my means.
storm jungle
my honest reaction
storm jungle
Other people being actually super upset serves my means.
bro thinks hes Littlefinger
or Ironfinger i guess
Ironfinger i||n da bum||
dusk patrol
Me, watching the peasants ramble rouse about season 2
dusk patrol
Hopefully itll make for a good 3rd season.
I am concerned about the pirate lady but she might die really quick so theres that. Idk.
She's not the worst but
Euron flashbacks
storm jungle
Eh nah
Shes just a goofy dumb pirate
also half the hate is also from her being trans lol
like fuck off
I legit could not care less
dusk patrol
They hate her cause shes trans, I hate her because commentary youtubers are annoying as fuck.
We are not the same
storm jungle
There was one comment i saw
which was complaining about her teeth??? And it had like 2.1k upvotes LMAO
Okay so we are nitpicking hygiene now
cool
dusk patrol
At least she doesn't have the fucking pedo stash and medium length hair look fuck me.
When did they all agreed on that shit.
storm jungle
At least she doesn't have the fucking pedo stash and medium length hair look fuc...
what in tarnation-
dusk patrol
Its this look, I swear like half of these guys have this exact same type of look and way of speaking.
storm jungle
š
dusk patrol
I fucking hate it
Just use an anime pic or some cringe shit instead.
I thought I hated that but we need to go back.
storm jungle
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
dusk patrol
The lesson is, commentary youtubers suck unless they're telling me about mariokart speedrunner drama.
Then I'll allow them.
queen laurel
Its this look, I swear like half of these guys have this exact same type of look...
.....Fuck
dusk patrol
For him at least it was supposed to look ridiculous.
green loom
They should have ended with some battle
green loom
Like at least Rhaenyra yoinking kings landing and sitting on the throne, that'd be a good climax
dusk patrol
Last two episodes got cut which I dunno, they could have maybe I dunno
Cut a bunch of the middle stuff
storm jungle
We should cut your middle stuff instead tbh
green loom
At least I got some serviceable riverlands men at arms material
dusk patrol
Also that, dude show us the blackwoods being evil a bit at least.
dusk patrol
Brackens sound worse
storm jungle
Bracken deez nu-
green loom
Many gaming tbh
green loom
It feels like they blew the budget on the like 3 Crownlands houses
So everyone else is pretty simple
storm jungle
I mean they are men at arms lol
queen laurel
you mean to tell me medieval armies arent one blob of color????
somewhere i just heard a medieval director break their spine
green loom
I mean they are men at arms lol
Yeah but they went a lot more into these dudes I mean
storm jungle
Yeah but they went a lot more into these dudes I mean
Well some got better fashion sense than others
queen laurel
Well some got better fashion sense than others
Yo Dilara what do you think of my iron jaw paint scheme
storm jungle
Looks pretty good š
queen laurel
Looks pretty good š
yeah took a while to get the yellow and black combination with the green
rocky gale
also Rhaenyra (who people claim is shown to be a good guy) literally orders the ...
The number of people I've seen saying Aemond burning down Sharp Point proved once and for all Green's were the "Evil side" when Rhaenyra in the same episode orders her dragonriders to burn down Oldtown and Lannisport, two of the largest cities in Westeros.
None of them are good people
dusk patrol
Makes you realize that itās probably a good thing this is the conflict which kills most of the dragons
storm jungle
The number of people I've seen saying Aemond burning down Sharp Point proved onc...
yeah the fanbase is just stupid
Idk where this fucking thing of THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE RHAENYRA A GOOD PERSON comes from shes a fucking monster lmao
queen laurel
Idk where this fucking thing of THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE RHAENYRA A GOOD PERSON c...
Me when I challenge a person who is obsessed with character that is a bad person to say that they are not a good guy
( impossible )
storm jungle
The entirety of Kings Landing starving is also her fault
guess people kinda forgot
lol
rocky gale
I've seen people saying she didn't do anything wrong with the Red Sowing because "It doesn't matter they're just bastards"
storm jungle
god fuck off lmao
rocky gale
Or worse saying the first guy deserved it because he was ugly (has a facial birthmark)
rocky gale
Oh and apparently he was the show version of Silver Denys, so he's a descendent of Maegor
queen laurel
Or worse saying the first guy deserved it because he was ugly (has a facial birt...
oh my god
people will just say what they think is right huh
rocky gale
The actual actor had to come out and say "Hey please stop calling me deformed"
It was rough
dusk patrol
People trying to pretend thereās some logic to the dragons selection is funny too
We see people get picked for no fucking reason beyond luck
Vermithor is the only one who seemed to have a clear reason and even that heās super closely related to his original rider
rocky gale
Well there's logic to Vermithor picking Hugh, he could sense that Hugh was just as ashamed of Saera as Jaehaerys had been
and Silverwing is just a big friendly puppy
dusk patrol
Seasmoke is racist so that tracks
queen laurel
Vermithor is the only one who seemed to have a clear reason and even that heās s...
Do the houses possess other types of super weapons instead of just giant fire breathing winged lizards
dusk patrol
Not really beyond armies and stuff
rocky gale
Lannisters have war lions, but like that's not much compared to Dragons
dusk patrol
War lions might be useful but most likely theyāre more for show
queen laurel
and with magic weakend they're not throwing fireballs i reckon
rocky gale
and House Reed have like big swamp lizards
dusk patrol
Same situation as the Dire Wolves being useful enough but not exactly game changers
rocky gale
But again nothing on scale of a dragon
queen laurel
and House Reed have like big swamp lizards
each house has like a signature creature?
rocky gale
Some of the major ones, but not all
rocky gale
and Reed isn't really a major house
They're an ancient house, but not very well respected or known outside of their lands
and the Lizard-Lions are a thing for all of the Crannogmen, House Reed is just like one of the more prominent Crannog Houses
dusk patrol
Most houses and factions have pretty basic medieval setups
Thatās what made Targs such a game changer when Aegon and his sisters showed up and united the kingdom
And itās what made Old Valyrian so powerful
They were basically like the GoT Elves equivalent
Lots of magic and mysterious stuff, thousands of dragons
storm jungle
also House Targaryen in valyria was like
literally a minor nobody house
lmao
it makes their initial conquest as supposed bigshots to these foreign continenal people even funnier
dusk patrol
Most of the conquest was āAegon shows up with Balerion, maybe toasts some people, the ruler realizes he likes not being dead and surrenders to his ruleā
Harrenhall was a notable exception along with a couple smaller battles
rocky gale
Yea Harrenhall, Fields of Fire and Dorne are the only sorta major conflicts
Most other people just surrendered when they saw a dragon
dusk patrol
Also Visenya showed up and kidnapped the lady of the Valeās son without him knowing and his mother was forced to give in.
āKidnappedā
But he did get to ride a dragon after so
Then he died horribly when Maegor went nuts but hey
storm jungle
Most of the conquest was āAegon shows up with Balerion, maybe toasts some people...
Yeah its the most realistic approach to a medieval battle ive seen lol
like after the Field of Fire people basically realise this isnt even a war
minus Dorne because gigachad
dusk patrol
I wonāt lie idk if GRRM justifies well why Dorne didnāt fall
rocky gale
They hid
storm jungle
Guerilla tactics more or less
dusk patrol
Yesh I get that
storm jungle
i think it works when like the guy conquered almost the entire continent but just didnt manage this one province
dusk patrol
Yeah I get he wanted that as the story I just think the Dorne never bowing thing feels weird in how itās explained
storm jungle
I guess its just a lack of enough lore
dusk patrol
Cause we know they have cities and stuff
But either way, if they do an Aegon series it kinda has to lead into Maegor imo
Cause otherwise thereās not really a ton to tell
Maegor is the more interesting one. Plus he used Balerion a lot
storm jungle
Balerion is a good boy so i dont blame him
plush mason
so from what i have read, the fans of this one character are basically imperium stans
dusk patrol
Maegor the āCanāt Father a Kid Who Lives Past Five Minutesā
storm jungle
so from what i have read, the fans of this one character are basically imperium ...
which one
plush mason
the lady yall where talking about before
storm jungle
Nah its not that bad
like imperium stans literally try to justify fascism and genocide
Rhaenyra is just more smaller medieval atrocity stuff
which doesnt go much beyond starving people and killing them en-masse
our point was more that its obnoxious
plush mason
so just the lite stuff the imperium does on the hour
storm jungle
Lmao i guess
plush mason
our point was more that its obnoxious
tbf all stans are
storm jungle
yep thats what the term means more or less
plush mason
lmao
dusk patrol
Itās a fun setting, the books are better, I find some of the writing pretty cringe but whatever itās mostly fine
Iāll keep watching it every three years
plush mason
People online take silly fantasy worlds too seriously
very much a "breaking news: science confirms the sky is blue" moment
queen laurel
People online take silly fantasy worlds too seriously
me watching as people say that senator armstrong genuinely has a point
dusk patrol
Dunc and Egg will probably be better
Assuming the fucking writers donāt get creative
plush mason
me watching as people say that senator armstrong genuinely has a point
omg the mental gymnastics they make to reach that understanding is insane
dusk patrol
At least we get another story about how tall people are superior
As is right and just
George does get that right, tall people are better and small people are weak and should tremble before our might
plush mason
what was the kid's name? the only sane one
green loom
I liked Tyland's little adventure
Genuinely the only side plot given enough time instead of a scene or 5 episodes
green loom
Why's the apoth wearing all blue
green loom
Also I think that's a marine corpse reanimating there
plush mason
isnt that the plan of some of the necrons?
green loom
Anyway I hope they follow Tyland being actually kinda good at his job
green loom
isnt that the plan of some of the necrons?
The specific one that shows up here yesn
storm jungle
the space marines will save the day its alright
crystal forum
https://youtu.be/J_vLbqIz_KI
why are they kidnapping space marines
plush mason
the space marines will save the day its alright
can they lose just once?
storm jungle
LOL
plush mason
ofc i guess they are losing left and right in imperium nihilis
dusk patrol
Itās ongoing
Vashtorr, large Ad Mech forces and allies led by Cawl, the two Necron sides are all involved
dusk patrol
Guilliman is apparently coming too
fallen plaza
https://youtu.be/J_vLbqIz_KI
I only remember this show because of the necron sniper getting beaten up by a bunch of zombies
storm jungle
its a running joke in the fandom
storm jungle
I only remember this show because of the necron sniper getting beaten up by a bu...
not beaten up just mauled
its fucking funny af tho
lmao
fallen plaza
It is kek
fallen plaza
I approve
storm jungle
The best part is he legit asks them if they are okay
then the next second he grabs their arms and just shatters them
its so fucking good lmfao
plush mason
Nihilus basically has no lore
oh right
storm jungle
yeah all we know comes sparingly from codexes
fallen plaza
plush mason
could be worse, at least its not a reddit moderator
queen laurel
could be worse, at least its not a reddit moderator
least depraved reddit moderator
fallen plaza
Too sexy for a mod
plush mason
^
spring cairn
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1049121734554566686/1270696684988534846/s...
live footage from Turkey
plush mason
tbch killing kriegers or any guardsman really is just a mercy
shadow plover
the trailer looks great, didn't expect to be anything like that based on the earlier title drop and aesthetic of the logo though
was hoping some political drama
fallen plaza
A lot of these warhammer plus shows tend to have a bit of an unstable development
We still dont know how are the other shows and when they are coming
undone zodiac
Warhammer plus felt like spur of moment
fallen plaza
I know one that was canceled
undone zodiac
Without any plan behind it
plush mason
so im watching a luetin video about the spyrer hunters, i guess they are the "
nobles that put on power armor and go hunt the lower hive dwellers for sport" i have heard of
fallen plaza
Without any plan behind it
I remember the reveal trailer for it, i think that was the most disappointed i have ever been to be a fan period, at that moment at least.
undone zodiac
It was gw just seeing profit potential of streaming service and set it up, but still being too stingy or short sighted to plan it for few years foward and take small hit for moment while contracting creators for shows
storm jungle
A lot of these warhammer plus shows tend to have a bit of an unstable developmen...
Most just came and went
undone zodiac
Instead they hired one low quality animation team and nabbed couple youtube fan animators and expected that filling the entire platform for time being
Like this barely resembles any sensible approach towards new market
And then the whole fan animation cease and desist
fallen plaza
I remember GW in there annual report said they had an amazing whopping 2 million viewers in total
fallen plaza
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900419213217370122/1161808706833502238/im...
Alter of wrath was definitely canceled
storm jungle
wouldnt be surprised
this image is like 3 years old btw
Broke Lance came out 1-2 months ago and also sucked balls
also uses a plague ogryn model from darktide lmao
fallen plaza
I recall it was because it was because of the animation team being in ukraine and the war halted it
Or was it because they were russians being drafted? I forgot
storm jungle
no idea
fallen plaza
**also uses a plague ogryn model from darktide lmao**
What
storm jungle
Astartes 2 would also have been released like 4 years ago at this point
but like
the creator openly has dropped all 40k projects
so i assume we will just get this and nothing else
fallen plaza
the creator openly has dropped all 40k projects
I thought he worked for GW now?
storm jungle
He has openly stated on his patreon he does his own content now which he still posts updates for
fallen plaza
Right, thats upsetting.
storm jungle
Like
he said hes excited for the prospect when he posted the announcement on his channel
after deleting all astartes videos
from then on i knew it was bullshit
fallen plaza
The entire thing still hurts to look back on
storm jungle
Yeah like by this timeframe we'd have maybe had like 3-4 more Astartes videos lmao
guy was making extreme bank
fallen plaza
This entire thing was just so badly handled
To this day people are still scared to make content for 40k
My hatred for this whole situation is still fresh kek
storm jungle
They can still make em
GW actually changed the harsher wording of their "no fan content" statement
since like... they probably realised they arent Disney
they cant oversee every sort of fan creation
lol
fallen plaza
Unfortunately a lot creators still dont see it
Unfortunately artist arent great at reading fine print
queen laurel
GW actually changed the harsher wording of their "no fan content" statement
people whine but GW is like a good chunk above the moral high ground compared to other companies
Yes they are still a company so therefore they will inevitably do some rather scummy things but
compared to other companies
they are tame as shit
storm jungle
it was more that they probably realised they dont have this much leeway to police a policy like this lol
since the wording was very clear any kind of fan content is against their rule which was insane
lmao
queen laurel
digital piracy cannot be fought against
if people really want something they will find a way to get it for free if they cannot afford it
queen laurel
I literally watch every TV show for free from pirating sites idc
yo isn't mentioning piracy against the rules
fallen plaza
Piracy is a service problem, which is why this whole fight against it is fruitless kek
storm jungle
Yep lmao
storm jungle
yo isn't mentioning piracy against the rules
yeah but i dont care
this will get buried in an hour anyway
queen laurel
yeah but i dont care
can i say something as well then
storm jungle
my entire codex/book library is from un-legal ways
green loom
I don't think GW even enforces that too much
queen laurel
my entire codex/book library is from un-legal ways
my man
fallen plaza
I found all the old horus heresy rule books in archive.org lmao
green loom
When they flared up there were like loads of folks running huge anim Patreon things and like, that's a thing where you can't actually do that ig
queen laurel
<:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
Wardens when they open Lore chat and see everyone openly talking about how to pirate the east coast
green loom
Though even then like, one person got told to fuck off and stuff(Janovich I think and that was still just to not monetize it) and the rest like
Either were hired or changed the wording lol
storm jungle
Yeah basically you cant make money from it
which is like.. not really an issue unless you get big
green loom
No you just can't advertise it as Warhammer
crystal forum
my good old lemon rust model
green loom
And he's done official work
I figure it's like a copyright grey area where it causes problems if you advertise it as warhammer stuff
queen laurel
I love him painting homebrew stuff
yeah shame a lot of the characters he gets paid to make are cringe
fallen plaza
True kek
storm jungle
yeah shame a lot of the characters he gets paid to make are cringe
LOL
God i love some of them so much
INQUISITOR REXTOR WHO KILLED 5 GREATOR DAEMONS BY HIMSELF
CHAPTER MASTER CHILDKILLOTUS WHO NUKED AN ENTIRE PLANET AFTER HOLDING DAEMON LEGIONS AT BAY FOR 20 YEARS
fuck off
lmao
queen laurel
CHAPTER MASTER CHILDKILLOTUS WHO NUKED AN ENTIRE PLANET AFTER HOLDING DAEMON LEG...
BAHAHAHAHA yeah i agree
You know you have a problem when my ork character that has a power claw powered by necron phase blades is not ridiculous
fallen plaza
You just wanted to say that didnt you š
storm jungle
plush mason
BAHAHAHAHA yeah i agree
You know you have a problem when my ork character that...
that sounds like something just about every boi in the mob would want to nick
queen laurel
that sounds like something just about every boi in the mob would want to nick
yeah well his right arm is a squigosaur so i'd like to see them try
plush mason
lol
fallen plaza
Trex
storm jungle
my favorite thing with 40k OC making is like
if Yarrick was someone's homebrew character
everyone would be going on about how dumb he is
but when its canon hes instantly a badass
lol
plush mason
facts
storm jungle
idk the name for this, like... double standard?
queen laurel
everyone would be going on about how dumb he is
And when you will genuinely explain a good explanation to them they will call you racial slur
plush mason
"the only human the orks respect" is right up there with inquisitor rextor
storm jungle
klksdlfksdf
shadow plover
storm jungle
š¬ REVIEW
shadow plover
11 minutes of new gameplay
storm jungle
oh shit give it here
storm jungle
š
shadow plover
also it's by Dave so it's from someone who knows their shit about 40k which is nice
plush mason
now i just need a cape for my veteran and i will be happy
plush mason
https://youtu.be/qYoMTJSzhiM
omg when you execute a ruberic they explode in a cloud of dust
perfect
plush mason
i think that was a thornback
shadow plover
well it does seem pretty on par with the tabletop size ngl
queen laurel
well it does seem pretty on par with the tabletop size ngl
i think it's just the game POV
shadow plover
probably
storm jungle
also damn that banelade in the beginning is SMALL
queen laurel
also damn that banelade in the beginning is SMALL
yeah i feel like they definitely toned down the ridiculous sizes of some things
shadow plover
I wish this video were in higher resolution 
green loom
idk the name for this, like... double standard?
Illusion of legitimacy
shadow plover
And that honestly the baneblade looks about the same size to the tabletop version compared to the marine next to it 
the pov just messes with you
shadow plover
ye that was visible in the multiplayer trailer too
plush mason
oof
storm jungle
you use stimms... š©
queen laurel
you use stimms... š©
Yeah at this point executions are basically just one of those things that are cool to do a first few times but become a burden I feel like
unless you're invincible in execution mode
plush mason
btw, watching this gameplay reminded me of a question i had, why dont the space marines have troops with jumppacks and full bolters?
rocky gale
rocky gale
Yea the Bolters they carry are the same strength as Heavy Bolters, just hand held
rocky gale
Because reasons
shadow plover
just remove the heatshields or whatever
rocky gale
plush mason
Because reasons
"reasons" is just one of Cawl's many nicknames
shadow plover
reason is tabletop balance
plush mason
i know
rocky gale
Remember when GW made a mistake on a datasheet and accidentally made the Plasma inceptors OP, so all the meta chasers went out and about 10 boxes of these guys, then malded when a week later GW fixed their mistake with a patch
plush mason
i was joking about Cawl being a McGuffen was all
fallen plaza
Eugh
I actually dont mind the armor itself, especially the big headed one
Its the fact that they are in flight is what bothers me
And there silly moritat weapons
plush mason
ngl the primarius armor is my fav of all the space marine armor
no matter its configuration
fallen plaza
Im more of a mk2 kinda guy, yeah i have no friends how can you tell?
shadow plover
MKV my beloved
plush mason
the heavy version of it reminds me of a starcraft marine lol
shadow plover
Found some old ass pics of my Inceptors, this way the guns look a lot better
plush mason
https://youtu.be/qYoMTJSzhiM?t=230
when he does the slam at 2:24 it makes me wish friendlies could be effected by physics, not take damage but still be knocked down
shadow plover
Red bolters, mwah.
All my Ultras have red weaponry 
(except the most basic line troops)
shadow plover
I love this hunk a junk
plush mason
the giant fuck off cannon mounted on the top of a thunderhawk will not be funny to me
idfk what its used for
fallen plaza
Stupid sexy thunderhawk!
shadow plover
idfk what its used for
giant fuck off targets
fallen plaza
I dunno why fw thought it was a good idea to make a bigger thunderhawk
storm jungle
Honestly the game looks pretty good, not sure how bugfree its gonna be on launch since i never played WWZ
fallen plaza
Neither have i
shadow plover
I played WWZ a bit but don't recall any bugs
plush mason
it was fairly stable afaik
fallen plaza
No bugs, just zombies
shadow plover
it didn't have any pvp modes though so that might be the biggest bug nest, who knows
plush mason
which was impressive given the insane horde sizes the game has
fallen plaza
Guys space marine 2 is totally gonna kill dorktide amiright guys
storm jungle
LOL
I mean it looks great the issue is the game is way too simple
its deffo not gonna die in like a week but maybe 2-3 months
well not "die" more just lose players i guess
fallen plaza
The pvp better be good
plush mason
i still remember doing one mission in wwz to fix a van with some friends, there wasnt many zombies in the actual objective area so we where kinda confused as to why there was a timer for it, then we looked over to the hills behind us, nothing but zombies, we instantly started moving faster lol
storm jungle
Lmfao
storm jungle
The pvp better be good
It looked like chaos ngl
both in a fun but mid way
like... its just people shooting/slashing each other and abusing controls
no idea how its gonna play out
fallen plaza
There any dreads in the vid?
storm jungle
not that ive seen
fallen plaza
Lord how mercy I'm gonna BUST if there is one
storm jungle
But yeah im sure its gonna be fun but it is a 40k game, it will probably get a massive influx of players then basically drop to like maybe 10k i guess
shadow plover
there was a Redemptor in the earlier trailer, no?
shadow plover
I'm fairly certain I posted a screenshot of one earlier
storm jungle
fallen plaza
BUS
crystal forum
paid advertisement
storm jungle
LOL
fallen plaza
Jacktwags
storm jungle
I prefered the above one yeah my only issue is as ever no honest criticism
shadow plover
his mic settings are fucked in this
storm jungle
i know the game is gonna be awesome, tell me some negatives or shit that matters you cunts
plush mason
crystal forum
it will be loved even if it's not that good
plush mason
idk if this is from a leak or not
shadow plover
no spoilers please
storm jungle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207217138427887666/1270740185856086077/v...
DAAAAAMN
crystal forum
the space marine fans cannot be stopped
fallen plaza
it will be loved even if it's not that good
So just like the first game
shadow plover
Imma not watch more than half a second of that, paused the second I saw a wall bust
plush mason
no spoilers please
tl'dr it confirms the dreadnought
storm jungle
plush mason
i will say no more
fallen plaza
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207217138427887666/1270740185856086077/v...
I came, I saw, I came.
shadow plover
well so did the picture above 
crystal forum
dreadnought with rotary cannon
storm jungle
too bad bozo
crystal forum
how rare
crystal forum
i thought the base version had plasma cannon and claw
fallen plaza
i thought the base version had plasma cannon and claw
The first one was a rotor cannon silly gilly
crystal forum
which first one
shadow plover
the base Redemptor has two options for main weapon, heavy* onslaught gatling cannon or the plasma incinerator
plush mason
why? because rotor cannon go BRRRRRRR
fallen plaza
which first one
The first one
fallen plaza
I hope it does, and I hope its hot while it does it so it burns your ass
shadow plover
also you get health back from executions, if you've lost it recently
crystal forum
also i will say rotary because i refuse to sound like an inbred brit
storm jungle
also you get health back from executions, if you've lost it recently
wait they said theres no HP from executions before
shadow plover
if it's truly lost then no
fallen plaza
also i will say rotary because i refuse to sound like an inbred brit
Gyattling
shadow plover
you have a grace period
crystal forum
also you get health back from executions, if you've lost it recently
isn't that from doom
storm jungle
n-
no
getting health from killing enemies has been a thing before WE WERE EVEN BORN
shadow plover
like you get hit, your hp bar will stay white and if you perform an execution during that time it'll regen
storm jungle
Damn thats gay
crystal forum
getting health from killing enemies has been a thing **before WE WERE EVEN BORN*...
from executions is a very doom 2016 thing
shush nerd
shadow plover
I think that's a good choice between the two
storm jungle
Mmmh boy are you gyatt
storm jungle
from executions is a very doom 2016 thing
you are like 20 years old shut up nerd
plush mason
like you get hit, your hp bar will stay white and if you perform an execution du...
ah the old temp health system, it seems really popular recently
fallen plaza
Gay Jay is actually 40 years old
storm jungle
shadow plover
you are like 20 years old shut up nerd
literal child
spring cairn
damn the bolt pistol in sm2 sounds like a needle gun
fallen plaza
Fartshart has the best sound design
storm jungle
best sound/animation in general tbh
fallen plaza
š ±ļøistol
spring cairn
i understand gameplay wise sure
storm jungle
š ±ļøelic
shadow plover
playtesters
plush mason
i couldnt even hear the plasma rounds they fired
crystal forum
you are like 20 years old shut up nerd
at least i got the cake factory
plush mason
wtf does that mean?
spring cairn
playtesters
clearly bad playtesters
shadow plover
internal, surely
spring cairn
interal yeah
plush mason
its worse than playtesters, its game journalists
spring cairn
internal is good for technical stuff but yeah they won't push for details sadly
fallen plaza
Journos giving feedback being like, "gloch gloch gloch swallow"
storm jungle
plush mason
do they even give feed back past the review they publish?
spring cairn
no, it's not their job
fallen plaza
spring cairn
they have to review 10 games a day
shadow plover
I feel the bolt rifle in the Jackfrags' video sounds decent
spring cairn
yes but the bistol
shadow plover
Dil said that all bolt weapons sucked
fallen plaza
Dilly Willy Dilly
spring cairn
i said that the main gun sounded fine so
shadow plover
and sometimes the pistol sounds ok too? Seems to be a mixing issue mostly
spring cairn
for me it consistently sounds a like a nail gun
spring cairn
i have yet to hear the normal bolter
shadow plover
but like 10 seconds earlier it sounds shit
ah I think what it is, it's the classic "the less ammo in the magazine the tinnier it sounds"
plush mason
i cant wait to play as a bulwark and recreate that scene from the necro v SOB v SM trailer but with a ripper swam
spring cairn
no dlc but in game micros for comstics
plush mason
no in game premium currency
storm jungle
Lmao
shadow plover
think Dave mentioned something about earning credits and buying the chapter symbol with them and then the colours
green loom
can you unlock a different chapter without paying
It's just in game currency
spring cairn
i'd like to make a death watch black templar but i'm afraid it'll cost me
plush mason
iirc thats what they said, the dlcs will just be cosmetic packs no paywalled gameplay or MTX
spring cairn
i mean if it's all in game that's awesome
i just hope i can achieve my wish without having to grab something "prenium"
spring cairn
but game has to be good before i do any of that
storm jungle
im sure it will be
spring cairn
waiting for post launch reviews still
storm jungle
everyone is gonna praise the game
wintry scarab
Twitter is bombarding me with these space marine 2 leaks and holy shit. Its getting very hard to not be excited. Even if this game is dogwater, some of the animated set pieces are insanely good.
storm jungle
you prob need to see for yourself
plush mason
i dont trust that statement
same here lol, even if they mean it when they said it that wont stop the investors getting pissed
storm jungle
its biggest selling point is space marines
im sure it will be fine
also lots of porn with nids probably
plush mason
the pvp/pve multiplayer will be the stuff that extends the playtime i feel
plush mason
its so good
storm jungle
quivering in my power-boots
plush mason
just warp stuff and dust
spring cairn
i hope the hardest diffs are actually challenging only way i see myself putting lot's of playtime
shadow plover
range
storm jungle
stfu
shadow plover
oh look at that, gamer raging
rocky gale
I'll be playing on baby game reviewer difficulty
shadow plover
also tfw the game has new Ravener models but the tabletop doesn't
fallen plaza
Praying for the opposite so gamers rage
Range
shadow plover
plush mason
oh look at that, gamer raging
one of the first signs of the end times is when gamers stop raging for over 24 hours
spring cairn
Praying for the opposite so gamers rage
nah nowadays gamers rage when non pvp games aren't a cakewalk power fantasy all the way 
storm jungle
plush mason
when the internet becomes a civilized place you know the world is truly ending
queen laurel
when the internet becomes a civilized place you know the world is truly ending
when Velma released it was unity like no other
spring cairn
when the internet becomes a civilized place you know the world is truly ending
I was quite the philanthropist before being ruthlessly exposed to online spaces
plush mason
when Velma released it was unity like no other
that was just a temporary truce in the face of a shared enemy
queen laurel
that was just a temporary truce in the face of a shared enemy
yes but truce nonetheless
spring cairn
damn the nids have cake (in the back of their heads)
storm jungle
ITS A BRAIN YOU COOMBRAINED FU-
spring cairn
no that's clearly it's ass
queen laurel
ITS A BRAIN YOU COOMBRAINED FU-
DIlara not seeing a sex joke dayz: 0
raven stone
when Velma released it was unity like no other
That pretty much insulted the entire internetās childhoods.
Though IIRC there was executive wrangling involved (TLDR creators started off wanting to do their own thing but WB was like āslap Scooby Doo on it, we need a productā)
spring cairn
ass heads mf
plush mason
That pretty much insulted the entire internetās childhoods.
Though IIRC there wa...
that honestly explains a lot
fallen plaza
damn the nids have cake (in the back of their heads)
GYYYYYYAAAT!
raven stone
that honestly explains a lot
And far more sensible than the internet conspiracy theory of ācreator is out to wreck Scooby with self insert!ā
storm jungle
When in reality its just out of touch dumbass producers
raven stone
And WB board.
queen laurel
oh yeah @storm jungle i know i already asked you with this question but I think Sons of behemat or Mega-Gargants can basically be taller than mountains
i just need confirmation
it seems that their size is all over the bloody place
fallen plaza
They used to be bigger than mountains
spring cairn
where did he find a mountain sized tree to use as a club
storm jungle
oh yeah <@166943308231344128> i know i already asked you with this question but ...
Yeah they can be
queen laurel
where did he find a mountain sized tree to use as a club
Ghur
storm jungle
giants dont really ever stop growing
they are literally modelled on european grandparents
queen laurel
giants dont really ever stop growing
yeah it's the ork dilemma
shadow plover
https://youtu.be/f4bXeOXzzM8?t=1542
Here you see the unlocks and skill trees for weapons and customization menus
plush mason
And far more sensible than the internet conspiracy theory of ācreator is out to ...
the world would be a better place if everyone understood the simple razor, "never attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity"
queen laurel
so i was watching this trailer for a game where you play as a large Monster cat to defend your forest against humans
first fucking comment I see
storm jungle
IS HE WRONG THO
wintry scarab
Twitter is bombarding me with these space marine 2 leaks and holy shit. Its gett...
I think im fully hyped at this point
Granted skillup did say cyberpunk was a good game at launch. The worst take ive ever seen him give
plush mason
its about a month out so ofc they start revving up the hype train
fallen plaza
I think im fully hyped at this point
Skillup is usually reliable
plush mason
Granted skillup did say cyberpunk was a good game at launch. The worst take ive ...
um, how much did they pay him to say that?
i refuse to believe that is an actual take
wintry scarab
um, how much did they pay him to say that?
Idk lol, but i trusted him, bought the game and was super disappointed. Still to this day, i think the game is embarrassing for cdpr.
plush mason
it 100% was
they turned it around with phantom liberty but holy hell was it a black spot on their reputation
wintry scarab
I annoys me a bit that the public has done a 360 on that game with its rep. I still think its in a worse state than you would like. Super buggy and janky. The game people should be praising is No mans sky not cyberpunk. Cyberpunk still feels like a indie game with really good but shallow presentation. But thats just my opinion.
plush mason
now tbf to cdpr they did do the right thing and admitted it was the leadership that fucked up
wintry scarab
now tbf to cdpr they did do the right thing and admitted it was the leadership t...
Yeah, i mean its better than nothing. I remember i saw the tweet of them saying that they would "fix" the game so i coped and stuck with it. Now that the game is done, i still think its not enough. Again, it just feels amateur. So many janky buggs and animation issues.
plush mason
ofc
wintry scarab
Idk how to describe it but to me, cyberpunk just has the feeling of an EA game. Or a modern ubisoft game.
plush mason
its sad when leadership taking the bear minimum of accountability is the exception not the rule
wintry scarab
I mean look at bungie lol. Destiny died like 2 weeks ago because so many core workers were laid off because the product didnt reach the unreachable expectations of the higherups.
I feel like an idiot because i left for a year after lightfall, came back now only to have the game crumble right after i bought the god damn dlc.
I paid for it. They got my money, so i dont really have any place to complain.
wintry scarab
I think im fully hyped at this point
Also im watching the vid now and ralph basically confirms that the multiplayer is going to have issues lol. They apparently gave them a preview build and made the multiplayer part a core component for them to test. It apparently just didnt work lol. But thats also one of the only issues he has with it so i guess that a +.
crystal forum
I annoys me a bit that the public has done a 360 on that game with its rep. I st...
it's because of the anime
you can literally convince any core audience that you have a good product by making good lore
the casuals will walk away thinking the game is good because "CyberRunner69" on reddit told them about how good the game is
wintry scarab
it's because of the anime
I mean i will also say that imo the show was quite good. It didnt change my mind on the game tho. In fact, it did the opposite lol.
crystal forum
it got a lot of people into the game
which i will tentatively say these people werent part of the whole shit show at the beginning
gamers are stupid and will consume any flashy product and ask for more
wintry scarab
gamers are stupid and will consume any flashy product and ask for more
I was a halo fan. I have seen the worst of this. Watching something that i cared more about than i probably had any sane right to, only to watch it crumble over the span of 14 years because it was taken over by a parasitic host that is 343i. The franchise is a bastardised version of itself, run by people who hate the product they are making. They hate the people that liked the games that came before theirs, they hate the people that made the product that they have now hijacked. And at the end of all of this, you still have a very large crowd of people that will do anything but admit that the franchise is in wrong hands. These people buy bundles that cost Ā£40 only to unlock a colour. (something that you could get for free in past titles)
Idk if you can tell lol, but i dislike 343i quite a bit. The same could be said for many other studios that produce slop yet are still somehow in business. But i belive 343i is one of the worst examples out there.
shadow plover
eh 343i is fine, they gained a lot of goodwill back with Infinite
fallen plaza
And look where infinite is kek
shadow plover
well it's still getting regular updates which all have been pretty great
storm jungle
eh 343i is fine, they gained a lot of goodwill back with Infinite
343 is not "fine"
š
wintry scarab
eh 343i is fine, they gained a lot of goodwill back with Infinite
Bro...
outer wave
I just consider anything past Halo 3 aside from maybe spin off games to be non canon
They dont exist to me
Whats Halo 4?
wintry scarab
For me, the last halo was reach. A nice spin off to end the series. I know it fucked with the books but i still think its good.
outer wave
Oh yeah Halo Reach is fine
hallow plover
Halo 3 is overrated. Fight me. Halo 2 is the true goat
storm jungle
now THESE are some takes
shadow plover
4 had it's moments, multiplayer was piss poor though. 5 had no moments but multiplayer was decent. Infinite has an excellent campaing and a pretty much the best multiplayer since 3 
outer wave
Halo 3 is overrated. Fight me. Halo 2 is the true goat
As someone that only played 1, 3, and Reach, cant say
storm jungle
4 had it's moments, multiplayer was piss poor though. 5 had no moments but multi...
Trash, trash, TRASH
NOBLE PROPHETS
wintry scarab
343i make good games. They dont make good halo games.
storm jungle
EXECUTE THIS HERETIC
storm jungle
343i make good games. They dont make good halo games.
daaaaaaamn lmao
shadow plover
Infinite is a very good halo game though
queen laurel
master chef cant save it.......
Yeah just like he can't save his girlfriend
hallow plover
Infinite would have been better without the "open world"
shadow plover
It wasn't necessary but I don't feel like it made it worse in any way
hallow plover
Even then the game is still scuffed at it's core
storm jungle
^
shadow plover
nah
wintry scarab
Infinite is a very good halo game though
Infinite has a good core. Everything around that core is dogwater. The story is a joke, nearly all of the lore is a joke, the "live service" is a joke, the mtx is a joke. I fucking hate that company
outer wave
Dog pile him
hallow plover
343i can't make fun levels
queen laurel
Beat him down
storm jungle
AUGHHH-
shadow plover
The campaign was fucking stellar, can't change my mind
hallow plover
Bungie knew. Even with the reverse levels
queen laurel
Skin them alive
wintry scarab
The campaign was fucking stellar, can't change my mind
I am angry.
outer wave
halo universe is boring
I dont like its extended lore concerning the flood origins and shit
Core lore around the war and shit though
wintry scarab
Best thing about infinite is the art style. Mostly. Some of the stuff looks dumb as fuck, but most of it looks very good.
shadow plover
it's an improvement from 5 for sure
hallow plover
I liked better when the lore wasn't as develloped and you had to infer things from terminals and the environment
storm jungle
Halo lore is goated
but the star wars expanded universe stuff it has is not great ye
shadow plover
Halo lore is ok
storm jungle
and that of course almost all came with 343
wintry scarab
it's an improvement from 5 for sure
But then again 5 was not halo in any way. I think literally anything else would have been an improvement. Now granted infinites art style was more than an improvement imo. It was pretty good.
gray umbra
š¤¤
wintry scarab
Space marine 2 spoiler? ||That loading screen reminds me of something lol||.
hallow plover
**BETRAYING ROBOT**
It was doing it's duty || bar the incoming rampancy ||
storm jungle
Space marine 2 spoiler? ||That loading screen reminds me of something lol||.
holy shit
darktide update!
oh wait
wintry scarab
**BETRAYING ROBOT**
Also the fact that they are still called 343i after they were trending to be fired for a week is still inane to me. The least you could do is change the damn name.
near wasp
storm jungle
Also the fact that they are still called 343i after they were trending to be fir...
its like naming your fucking studio after Judas
RED FLAGS PEOPLE
near wasp
Too bad they're colorblind
storm jungle
lmfao
outer wave
its like naming your fucking studio after Judas
"Welcome to Hitler industries."
hallow plover
I guess i'm reinstalling the MCC now
storm jungle
god im tempted
hallow plover
Time for a LASO run
storm jungle
NOOOO
hallow plover
š
storm jungle
wintry scarab
https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo-infinite-master-chief-jumpscare-box-gif-7725609...
That banished stuff reminded me of some of the not so good parts of the artstyle/graphics. Who on earth thought this megablox ass looking phantom was acceptable.
wintry scarab
indeed š
green loom
I didn't like the Halos that much
storm jungle
we dont like you either
green loom
I know
wintry scarab
That banished stuff reminded me of some of the not so good parts of the artstyle...
But then again on the other hand you have this. And i think this looks sick. Probably my fav elite design ever.
storm jungle
luv me elites
wintry scarab
luv me elites
If only you could play as them lol
shadow plover
it's literally the Halo Wars 2 Phantom
storm jungle
yeah and it looks like shit