#40k-lore-chat
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What happened lol
Wait was this the finale finale or is there an episode 9
I'd rather you speak in || black bars || from now on
||Mfw Alicent and Rheanyra have ANOTHER fucking secret meeting in the middle of a huge fucking blockade||
Wow I can't believe Oscar Tully was eaten by Vhagar
|| it just sucked it was a whole season of edging ||
Daemons armor do be bussin though
No cap on a stack
I’m glad we have a lore reason for Cersei wanting to have kinky sex with a pirate, just taking after her ancestor.

Well see you all in like 3 years I guess lmao
Yeah unfortunately
Pictured: Season 2 HotD
Oh well I liked a lot of it but
It would feel less bullshit if there wasn’t these huge gaps
Is there a lore reason for the Reddit mod being such a karma hungry low effort posting dork?
VhAgEr WaS wOnDeRfUl ThIs EpIsOdE
Maybe Ryan Condal misheard the executives when they asked him to add more dragons as “drag on the series”
But oh well, definitely needed way more to happen but it was enjoyable enough, now we wait 3 fucking years
Also…..please stop bringing up the White Walkers and shit I don’t wanna be reminded
Very peak
RT lore question
||How did nomos form exactly? I have all the pieces to the puzzle but I’m struggling to put them together where each piece fits right||
What chapter are you on
wathcing beserk (the original) after wathcing the (really bad) movies
fulgrim is jsut, a griffith ripoff
like
wow

why was Fulgrim called the Phoenician anyway? was the world he landed on very Phoenician Greek in culture or something?
Because he rebuilt his legion and world from the ashes
Also out of universe the purple of the EC is a Phoenician reference
yeah i can tell
As well as their proclivity for art and all that
But in universe the reason is how he rebuilt his world and legion
which i assume is why the Phoenix was so important to the legion as a symbol
please tell me there is an actual in universe story to Ferrus' nickname of "the Gorgon" and its not just a reference to the fact his homeworld is named Medusa
Fulgrim called him it as an insult when they first met
He thought it was funny and it stuck
Also while he wasn’t really ugly he did have a pretty intimidating face and stare so that played into it
if a 9 foot tall dude with literal fists of steel was staring me down i would freeze on the spot too
He was more like 12-13 feet tall
Maybe more
The silver eyes he had added to it as well
so we was like one of the tallest primarchs?
He was the tallest primarch besides Magnus, who used biomancy so we don’t know what his OG height was
taller than Vulkan?
He notably was a foot taller than Vulkan and Curze
Vulkan wasn’t really super tall although he wasn’t short, he was broad though
Russ was the shortest primarch, Valdor was actually a bit taller than him
tbf GW likely understands just how rediculus those heights are
But when Corax, Vulkan and Ferrus were planning Istvaan its noted how Ferrus towered over even his brothers
He was along with Horus and the Lion the “big brother” primarchs in different ways
how tall was Fulgrim?
Ferrus being the one who they sent new found primarchs to learn about leading and waging legion warfare
Average it seems.
Mortarion is a bit taller than average, but most are about the same
Alpharius and Omegon aren’t even that much smaller
so what, did Fulgrim have to jump to cut his head off or something?
He was on one knee iirc
makes sense
Also the terrain wasn’t really level
And they’re not that different in height
The Laer blade was also capable of cutting through the Medusan Carapace
average height of a primarch was like 10 feet right?
so a foot to 2 feet difference
that is actually a big difference
It’s a big one for us, to them though it’s not as much
Not to mention they’re much more agile and precise
as someone that has stood next to people around a foot taller than me i say it is, my head is just over their chest
And he was being boosted by the laer blade at the time
But it’s not the same difference
For them it’s someone whose six inch difference or less
Which isn’t nothing
But it’s not as big a deal
oh i know in terms of the fight it didnt matter much, but the visuals and spectical of the fight change a lot
This is my favorite fanart of the fight
Rare case of an artist remembering that Ferrus used his fucking metal fists when he fought
Up until he got to Fulgrim that’s all he used on Istvaan V
That and his back guns a bit
Literally tore tanks, marines and dreads apart with his hands
everytime i see his backpack my brain just instantly goes to city of villains and the crab spider, man i loved that class
I do wish we got more fight scenes with I’m using the Carapace and his hammer/fists
It’s a really cool sounding fighting style which isn’t taken advantage of
In general 40k authors rarely make servo arms/harnesses as devastating as they should be in a fight
I expected them to go full doctor octopus from like marvel when they used the servo arms but the fact that it is rather rare
those guns and chainsword could have easily ended Fulgrim if Ferrus had been able to grab him
a bit surprising
There’s a blood angels short where a marine watches a Techmarine with him fighting three chaos marines at once using his servo arms and casually tear them apart
The arms are meant to lift up to land raiders in the middle of combat for emergency rapairs
Which are close to the size and weight of baneblades
ohh yeah what is the largest armor the imperium can employ in the battlefield
armor as in like tanks
that really puts the power of a techmarine into context, and then there is the master of the forge that afaik is a techmarine x2 at least
This thing that looks like a Star Wars sand crawler
Yeah that
do they still make these?
i love that in 40k the engineers are honestly among the most dangerous fighters in the force, the engine room of a void ship must be a near death trap at the best of times
They get notably big and tanky as they get older, and get some wild augmetics sometimes.
There’s a bit in an Iron Hand story where they’re fighting an Iron Father and they have to stop using normal bolters and get anti tank weapons like meltas and the like because they’re not doing anything to him with them.
a normal space marine has like 5 ways to kill you, a techmarine has like 30 and half of them are automated, you are less than an annoyance to them
and i love it
And their servo harness often has more optical mechadendrites put in so they can literally cover their own back
i mean to be fair would you want to fight an ork mek that can shoot a gun they can shoot bubbles but somehow the bubbles has the mass of an entire tank?
ohh and the knife he is using has the ability to open a warp rift on the stab site
it's always the factions engineers that works on the dangers of their own tech
Or in one case a dude had no front or back
so it makes sense they carry some of those dangerous weapons
His body flipped around both ways without issue and his head had 360 vision
yeah no, the meks and the big mek are prime examples of what i was saying
His power pack was built into his chest
are big meks a thing still?
Yeah
yeah
literally one of the models that got redone was them
I like the general idea of them being encased in armor with the old ones but the new one is rad
To be fair some mek would definitely not use mega armor because well it is quite heavy and there are some advantages to being quite light
I wanna do a Rogue Trader game playing a Mekboy one of these days
Some meks are gitz
if they're a goff maybe
I do like black
clearly, why simply wear armor when you can have cybork legs/arms?
the ad mech have always had the right idea
speaking of technology
why are EMP grenades not that popular
it seems like a good thing to carry around with the amount of mechanical ******** the setting has
Rare and hard to make
ohh ******* course
Tau and the Imperium have them
They also don’t fully work a lot of times
Notably the Iron Hands have some level of countermeasures against that sort of thing
i don't really expect them to work on demonic vehicles yeah
its likely hard to make an EMP powerful enough to have a real effect
Yeah
They build those things to be tough
It’s hard to power surge a lot of those
Deathwatch use them against Tau and vice versa but its effect isn’t perfect and it’s expensive to make
And now looking at it as retro spec a lot of the technology in this setting isn't really something that looks like you can bring down with EMP
i don't think you're going to EMP necron tech
at most you might just piss them off more
Iirc there one example of Tau using EMP on Iron Hands and it had limited effect, all marine armor is hardened against it
And they’re capable of moving without the armor active still just a lot slower and more effort
like a 0 battery fallout power armor in fallout 4?
It’s worth noting too that marines were designed to fight on worlds with horrific storms and such too
Little bit faster but similar
Basically just have to lug the armor around and it’s not helping them move
It’s a big detriment but it doesn’t make them that much less dangerous
And I know in a couple books they mention they’re trained to use their armor if it loses power for whatever reason
funny enough the DKOK once tried to use a nuke on a tomb world, that would have made an EMP blast, ofc they royally pissed off the PDF and they turned on the DKOK and killed them before the bomb could be delivered
so we have no idea what level of effect the nuke or its resulting EMP wave would have had
Depends on what the author wants but IRL nukes emp can be hardened against pretty easily if you're willing to pay for it.
I can't imagine Necrons didn't run into that issue and counter it, if it would even apply to Necrodermis.
The fact that necrodermis is a living metal which regenerates itself wouldn't help.
and like, whatever the fuck space magic go juice the necrons use for all there stuff might not have even been effected by the blast let alone the emp wave
I was trying to find an example and couldn't, but I did find this amusing passage.
Why was his order known as the Iron Hands, Coldwave wondered, when they obviously boasted titanium prostheses that extended well beyond their hands?
Stupid Gue’la!
Wait til he learns that the World Eaters don't literally eat worlds.
ah the Tau, so perfectly naive at times
The Fire Warrior named Coldwave saying that is fairly amusing.
why the fuck are all the fire cast leaders named like that anyway?
Puretide Farsight Coldwave
From what I understand its more just a case of how it translates to us
so i guess the ethereals' names dont translate as well
Different norms for naming the different castes I guess
i can imagine them having a stroke trying to understand ork naming conventions
The good thing is theres much less chance they'd ever be in danger of chatting with an Ork I guess
which tau commander was it that like scanned the pilot of a dreadnaught and basically shit his suit when he learn the pilot was like 6k years old or something
because he had just learn that this one dude had been alive longer than almost his whole race had
And he spent it as a soup inside a coffin
Right now their position in the setting is they can punch well above their weight, but they don't have the forces necessary to truly become an attack force
i know
to the point they accidently made a new god lol
Unfortunate time for them
hell at least it isnt as bad as the last time that happened
Although it did end up going ok by the end.
glares at the space elves
the drones are still the best part to me
i love those little bastards
Unfortunate Fire Warrior art collage
where is the MC from the fire warrior game when they need him?
also, i thought the Tau had cow hooves not cloven ones
damn memes cant even get it right
they arent cowfish people they are goatfish people
Imo it could just be a genetic difference.
true
Some have one some have another.
the castes do have a lot of genetic variation
Tfw you get caught looking at kinky cloven hoof water caste porn by your 'O
my hate of silent letters continues to boarder the pathological
What is a 'O ?
Your SO ?
afaik thats the signifier of a squad leader
O'Shas is the title for commander.
Sorry other way around
Shas'o
For water caste its Por'o for ambassadors
the name Shas'o Kies has been burned into my brain even years after i stopped playing DOW1 lol
So kinda like if you were caught looking as Sister of Battle porn by your Commissar 
honestly at this point i'm not even taken aback by this

Still some one should screenshot it to pull it put at random times to shut me up. Only fair
Better hope you're not a Mordian in that case.
Salvar Chem Dog he might get mad at you for not sharing with everyone else.
Good guy Chem Dog
I think its a big case of creepy coincidence because Berserk id assume would not be too well known at the time it was getting properly popular with 40k i think?
But like, Griffith is so Fulgrim its legit maddening, down to the exact fucking falcon claw/wings combo crest on his armor among so much other shit.
Especially the daemonic apotheosis elements in the account too, its weird.
Wouldn't surprise me, Alan was a big nerd so I can imagine it isn't a 100% coincidental
Yeah same, its just too matching to be not the case.
Ferrus has no Guts comparisons meanwhile but at least they got the camaraderie gay romance setup.
I MEAN UH WHAT

Lmao too late.
also im a GoT fan, incest is like the last thing i care about

Which speaking of-
I mostly didnt mind it too much because the entirety of the O.G GoT was literal setups that sometimes had no massive payoff in season finales and you had to wait 2-3 years for the next one. ||People really kinda need to stop getting worked up over a thing as pointless as what Alicent did in this episode tbh||
I feel like out of all the things to get mad about this was like the most inconsequential one, especially when they more or less kinda set up Alicent hates her children at this point lol
you are a firm believer of the wincest way of life I see
"DOMESTIC DUTIES"
It’s still dumb though, it doesn’t kill my enjoyment but they’ve also deviated from book Alicent so much and not really much for the better
She doesn’t have a ton to do past the first bit
They probably are just going yolo since the entirety of the "lore" we have is differing accounts.
And idk how they’re gonna keep using her
This isnt a Horus Heresy situation where we got rough events with the larger narrative being told by unreliable storytellers.
either way its weird but again i got better things to be mad about
id rather wait and see how it goes but its gonna be annoying waiting 2 years hearing people karma-farm this on social medias
💀
I’m not mad just disappointed, which I think is mostly what people are like. It would help too if they season had more going on
It’s a slow part of the book but you know
Add some stuff or condense it
People are gonna be dramatic but I do think pushback is good for further seasons
People when the challenge is to not be so mad at the things they are obsessed with that they are causing other people to be uncomfortable
I need more dragons 😔
They’ll have more to actually do then which will help
It’s weird dichotomy too cause season 1 arguably too much happens fast that it can be hard to keep track
Yeah I also dont understand this thing of like "why is there almost nothing happening half the time"
Damn almost like we are adapting a literal in-universe history book.
And then this season they slow it down way too much
You can bet if they did all they could this season people would complain about that instead.
They really should have ended with them ||taking Kings Landing||
Yeah agreed.
"way too much happening, theres gonna be no seasons left" would be another bitching point too
Eh ill live like i said.
Im not a fan but melting down over something like this is genuinely childish imo.
I dont know why indifference is such a hard thing to do for these people.
Well yeah but that’s always the case, I do think pushback is good though
We'll see if it affects anything.
Because people were clapping like seals when the original show was going to shit until we got to S8
it gave me Horus Rising flashbacks
"A BLACK LEGION"
"A war with hammers, in the 40,000 future...."
Mfw we can’t just have Daemon realize he doesn’t wanna be king
Somewhere Bran is creeping on everyone

The dragon to cattle ratio is always something which should never be explained
Isn't like logistical details like that not really looked upon on a lot of fictional settings
Balerion eating more cattle then the nation can produce by himself yearly
Yeah it’s just too wild
They run on magic and idk have super efficient bodies
Imagine how many calories they’d have to burn to run that hot
You would expect the town has been abandoned because a giant literally ate the entire cattle herd in one single sitting but somehow they still have spare cattle lying around
That’s how Valyria really fell apart
The economy couldn’t keep up with the dragons
“Oh fuck this sounded cool but now we have thousands of these meat vacuums flying around”
Didn't one of the factions one time in universe had like 3 Dragons or something
Did you not watch how to train your dragon
It's simple really
Old Valyria had at least hundreds to thousands
SAMUS WILL KNAW ON YOUR BONES
and they somehow can feed those
I would believe it if they just gave them a habitat to hunt around in
Magic
Old Valyria did have some wild stuff going on so tbh maybe
Use blood magic to generate lots of meat or whatever
the lab grown flesh solving food hunger
Their whole deal is basically the “super advanced civilization which probably destroyed itself through overreaching”
The Doom of Valyria happened in hours
Most of the surviving Valyrians weren’t on the mainland at all when it happened which is why they survived
So basically the valyrian we know of are the hicks of Valerya
wait these are the guys that have that special thing where they are the ones that can ride dragons or some ****
Do you need like special blood to bond with dragons or something
Velaryons aren’t as much at least in the show
is it like one of those bloodline things
It seems so but it’s not super clear tbh
We really only see Targs trying
of course
The issue is when normies fail they just say “they didn’t have the right blood” which may be true but not many people try also
And some dragons especially wild ones, do not care to be ridden ever
Isn't like one of the scenes in the show a dragon just picking a random ************ because she liked him or something
The Cannibal was one which killed anyone who got near
All the ones chosen are Targaryen blood
But it’s unclear how they choose beyond jsut
They choose
Some seem obvious like someone being brave and a strong personality who isn’t afraid but others
They just pick them. There’s a link often with who their first rider was too
They are basically WMD cats
Which typically was an egg put in the cradle with them when theyre babies
Vermithor for example picked someone who was not only super closely related to his original rider but was a similarly strong personality and brave person
While Silverwing never saw combat and was bonded with the wife of Vermithors rider, so she choose someone who was a bit more “fun”
But it’s not really clear
Seasmoke is racist
Fun ?
LOL
She had like 12 kids and was known to be very charismatic and loving
Which is somewhat similar to the guy Silverwing picked, not really a warrior
Is that the dragon that picked a random guy or am I missing something here
Vermithor meanwhile fought multiple conflicts
He chose the bastard son of the father of his first rider
Who resembled his first rider a fair amount
OK OK good
Know your lore bulgur smh
Because he’s racist and all black people look the same to him
Well I'm sorry I do not read game of betrayal and incest you bloody rock eating prick
it has more than that you illiterate fuck

fuck you
do you really expect me to be the type to read complex narratives
my brother in christ my favorite age of sigmar faction is the iron jawz
Vhagar has dementia so she just kinda went with whatever ant climbed on her back first
One eyed Visenya works for her
Hes a bastard
do you know what that means 
someone like you?
no
Kinda weird she lost her sword and these Dornish sure do look a lot like northern and river folk but hey
I do like the idea that she’s sorta reawakened her younger years with Aemond after decades without really fighting much at all
Who's the largest dragon ever recorded in the universe of Game of Thrones
Balerion
Balerion
This art is when he’s younger too
yeah he gets WAY more massive as it goes on
Ohh this guy had that flame thrower so dangerous it literally melts an entire castle in one blast
to the point that the logistical issues of rousing and feeding him become a nightmare
yeah thats him
Yeah
“Melted the towers like candles”
was he the only recorded individual of his dragon species
Not species just size
His fire was black and extra smokey
Also Drogon is implied to be him reborn
ok they don't have different classifications of species like drakes and stuff
going to keep that in mind
Nah its just dragons
Dragons are weird and they were made with blood magic originally so
Rules don’t always apply
wyverns exist in this universe but its implied the Valyrians experimented with THEM to make dragons
but its left in the air
so that's why they don't have the four legged look
thats actually a point George nerds at a lot lol
like saying why they shouldnt have 4 legs
its great lmao
The dragons Dany has were also super special even for dragons, and the blood and fire sacrifice which made them probably affects their growth and deal
I mean if a wyvern in that universe is classified a dragon you have to call it a dragon there's no other way
☝️
Like I said there’s huge parallels between Drogon and Balerion
yeah the books go even more into it
They look super similar and Drogons fire is similar too it seems
It’s basically implied he and the other two dragons are possibly the reborn forms of the three original dragons Aegon and his sisters had
Or some connection is there
Love my nonsense mysticism
Part of the issue too is GRRM didn’t have enough time built in for them to get big enough
So “magic”
Wait so making Dragons is a loss technique right
Cause no one wants to see dog sized dragons
Kinda
they need eggs to hatch from first
Their eggs are basically gone
that ye
the blood magic message you mentioned
And also their reproduction wasn’t ever really understood
is that like a very ancient lost tech
Not quite
It’s still used but magic in the world died out overtime
its just not popular and vast in the part of the world that is Westeros
When the dragons came back it grew in power
They mention how side show magicians suddenly can do some wild stuff when Danys dragons are near
Yeah its more prominent in like the corners of the world that has literal haunted old cities of magic cultists and sorcerors
And also it’s probably tied to the white walkers
Basically the GoT period is this resurgence of magic and ancient powers rising
Ice and fire
I liked how they used magic well and didn’t underplay and ignore it
Escort for bright lord stuff
He can do everything
Unfortunately he never learned to stop drop and roll
so i assume every single dragon in the setting is wyvern shape
LOL
No
oh wait you mean with 2 wings/2 legs
yeah they basically are
yes
The show makes them more variable than the art before also
Gives them more character
yeah like how Daemon's dragon is a literal freak
yeah i always have this handy dandy chart that would make george want to kill me
yeah thats the one
it makes sense since like we said the lore is the OG dragons were made from wyvern stock
the details are where it gets muddy aside from thamaturgy and blood magic
Valyrians were basically the Great Ancient Civilization That Fell Due to Decadence of the setting so they could mostly do anything
EVEN BREEDING WOMEN WITH DRAGONS I GUESS
of course they needed more dragons
it was also just fucked up experiments of Hey lets try this for lols
they were very much on the top of the world so nothing was really a limit
Ancient civilizations when I challenged them to not do fucked experiments for fun
Don’t drink the water in Old Valyria
that too
love that bit in the lore
she goes to explore the ruins and gets literally infested with crap
Really great short horror bit
yeah its what i love about old valyria
nothing is explained about it
its just a haunted wasteland isle
It’s not even clear if Euron actually when there
Or if he just found some stuff nearby and claimed he did
honestly knowing him he probably did
but the latter of what you said is just as funny and believable
lol
It’s where he ||learned his finger in da bum technique ||
One thing I appreciate from this show
Is showing that Cersei wanting to have kinky sex with a pirate is genetic
i remember seeing a theory where a person was like: Euron is braindead clearly because the Valyrian fumes got to him and gave him terminal brainrot as well as growing his eye back
Honestly I really think George has no idea what to do with Euron
To be fiar we literally havent gotten a book in like 45 years
he definitely has a plan
guy has probably had this shit storyboarded out for 2 decades
its just hard to write it
which i can extremely relate to lol
I’m firmly in the camp that the general outline of the last seasons was largely his plan just done better
Expanded on way more
Yeah i do agree that hes sometimes a lazy slob but i also do not blame anyone for writer's block especially for a setting this big and complex. ıts worse when Im like gonna write a homebrew
and i just leave the google doc open for 3 weeks and never touch it since i just get distracted or get too busy
lol
His case is deffo more ridiculous in comparison because two decades is crazy but still
HE DID say he wont ever change his ending just because people dont like the percepetion
and this was pre S8
Even if we dont i just hope he leaves a bulletpoint for the public
because the plot is legit engaging as fuck
i wouldnt care if it was just crap at least lol
it being actually good makes this worse lmao
Everyone dies but Bran
Ends as Bran wargs different things to have sex with for the rest of his life
BRUH
The moral: Idk
the moral is dont trust the government
he's never going to finish it and then he'll leave his plans to Brandon Sanderson in his will and Sanderson will finish the series in 18 months
Doubt it lol
The moral is strange women hatching eggs across the sea is no way to form a system of government
at least someone is satisfied with their ending
shut up you and your monty python skit
aaaaaAA
Even JK Rowling doesn’t want the ginger to be happy
Based and good
hes a bottom i guess
Big ding dong
LOL
so is Harry? cmon be fr.
I mean

LMAO
Ginny is absolutely topping him in that bedroom
deep Harry Potter lore
Ain’t no way Mr Weasley got her with his poor as fuck job and fuggly look
And they have like 50 kids
a lot of people think it's cheesy but I think her locking tf in and killing belatrix at the end was insanely based
I loved it tbh
🤝
yeah
For all the issues I have with Rowling she finished her series fine
but there are a lot of people who hate on anything in HP because it's popular to hate
The books are fine, some names are silly but
(and Rowling definitely makes it easy to hate)
Don't even get me started on that Harry Potter game debacle
Lmaoooo
they had a whole website for that ****
to be fair Rowling is a literal piece of shit
The fucking play too ugh
it is perfectly serviceable children's/young adult fantasy faire
its alright
i say this as a person thats watched the entire series growing up and read the books
"but but but plot holes" I LITERALLY do not care. avada kedavra bitch
it's worse
also again Rowling is a cunt
hope that bitch tumbles down some stairs
in minecraft of course
the fandom is very disney-y
Me being Slytherin in your mom's bedroom
Rowling has black mold in her brain
all of these adults still stuck in their childhood hyperfixations lol
go watch some true detective s1 like damn
i just wish she accidentally gets shot in the head
no filter
I genuinely want her to get hit in the head
okay but you really can't be saying that in this server.
but still
bulgur cmon.
what can i say i'm honest as shit
use terms like Unsub from life
but i'll refrain from saying more
OK I want her to unsub from life
I fucking hate TikTok shit
Wishing death on someone is a bit much. But I do wish her kids come out and transition and she get a melt down due to it
Sewer slide
LOL
NO
brutally honest people are more interested in the brutality than in the honesty
ITS FUCKING SUICIDE
ill allow it
anyway yeah refrain until hank is not here 
WHICH IS WHAT ANYONE WHO USES SEWER SLIDE SHO-

Trust me if I was more brutally honest than this I would have immediately not tolerated a lot of people who went here
sentenced to sewer level
Lore chat is Dilara's domain. Back to General Hank 
In a video game of course
lmao
you are missing the point
anyway that aside
Imagine being assigned to general chat
ı had it muted for 2 years
general chat? general chat? how is that the one you go for and not OGRYN chat
I still do, but at least I'm no mod
i know it's about being way too angry at people at times i get it
whos got the most brainrot who can say
Very hard to not get mad at them when all they do is constantly Yammer about things they can just shut up about yeah i know
BAHAHAA
who
- I don't use any of the class chat.
- You're good in the general chat
Theres one good Ork book, and Mike Brooks name isn’t on the cover
I don't touch class chat
alright fine
I will say Rites of Passage and Head of the Hydra was pretty good though
if you're ranking by tier list which is the most horrible black library author
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m down bad watching the women’s track and field
look I'm from the time where there was only one BL author worth reading
my brother in christ
all what?
had to google what that was
I’d let them vault my-
AAA-
idk man i miss these sometimes
you should see shorttrack ice skaters
all im doing rn is autocad
Legit though it is impressive, I like the throwey events too
its either this or us correct people in here on lore
Yeah it's about like how this space marine will perform the sex position or how this event in the lore works

There's basically very rarely an in between in this shit
this is basically me and Eternal at any given oppoturnity in here
It would be better if they got bonus points for hitting one of the people in the field
basically anyone here to be fair
awful youtube short editing incuded
Like when someone brings up this lore who is just very wrong
we immediately jumped the *******
honestly jokes aside i only get super mad when its actual grimdank user slop
i saw another thing on my tabs the other day where they want titans to be as big as mountains again lol
these people legit do not understand how big titans are in reality to begin with
Yeah I wager around 60 meters right the tallest disregarding the castigator
fuck they mean, "again"
POV: you said Orks keep the Emperor alive by believing he’s not dead in lore chat
I blame grim dank for spreading the belief system
Because literally even lore youtubers don't clarify this
Any form of Reddit ork discussion drives me to frothing rage
I blame every wrong lore opinion on Dilara not being thorough enough explaining everywhere how it really is
fuck no
Old description of Titans had a height problems iirc
Leave that **** out of here
Pictured: Me, top
Some dork who brings up Guilliman fucking Eldar, below.
caked UP
This is in the pins
Okay going full nerd emoji for a sec basically shit like Imperator titans reach like the below height of the Empire State building and even the smallest titans are about the bottom size of the eiffel tower and people think this is small apprently.
It largely comes from the effect (got taught this at architecture school 🤓 ) where people will disassociate the height of great things because they see it in a normal digital landscape or a photo compared to how even standing next to a normal apartment block you would feel absolutely dwarfed by it
is this just this accurate
Yeah
its just dumb I WANT IT BIGGER toy soldiers argument
With Titanicus numbers
yeah seeing a picture of the eiffel tower is very different from standing near it in person lol

You know I’ve always loved short track ice skating
Erm, why is the Titan small 🤓

so what you are saying is this random kaiju in a side scrolling 2D beat him up game could genuinely take down a Titan but people won't believe me if I tell them
really pretty girl too. I've been in love with her for years. her name is suzanne schulting
Idk can he survive being hit by a big laser? If yes then yeah
his body is living volcano and he can survive a giant laser so sure
The shot putters are my favorite. This dudes 6’7” 310. And he’s the best in the world at chucking metal balls far
i mistook this for the wrong schu
Just pure cave man stuff
Based
“I can throw rock farther”
“No”
“Og show you”
an ogryn performing the sport would be very fun
Ogyn playing baseball
Gotta get that technique down
American baseball is boring but Finnish Baseball rules 
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Not because she's necessarily very hot but it was just. Awesome
its like the others are almsot going in slow motion damn
Yusuf Dikec would be my favorite not because of of how he looks but because of how confident this bastard looks
Oh yeah that was mint
this man literally just participated with minimal gear and got a silver medal
Uh read the room, we’re horny posting smh
also he's turkish so that's a Dilara bonus
True she is fine affff I remember this dance
Zamn
Vincent Hancock is a guy I’ve followed for awhile, dude won his first Olympic gold at 18, and he’s gotten gold every single Olympics since except for Rio
This year he got gold and his protege got silver
He’s one of only four people to get a perfect 60 in the finales and of the 12 times people have gotten a perfect 125 in the practice, he’s four of those times.
And he’s only like 35 I think, he could easily compete for a couple more Olympics maybe more
He spoke about it a few days ago and you can tell hes humbled but also has no idea why he got famous and doesnt understand what internet memes are which is hilarious lol
I used to shoot skeet a lot, much easier than these guys do and jfc they’re so wild
to be honest I can understand why would he be just suddenly famous because of a shooting position with very minimal gear on his guess
It’s hard to stress how wild it is to shoot 60 of the skeet they’re shooting at the speed and consistency they are
like he just doesn't know how modern day internet works
He did get silver too
Which helped
Yeah this as well
If he hadn’t done well I imagine he might not have gotten as famous
Same with the Korean girl
im turkish and i think its a bit overrated
this yeah
And won
the meme splurge was a bit annoying
Yeah it’s a bit overdone
Yeah that was a bit eh
yeah i did say that, if he got gold it would be even more annoying
the only ones i actually appreciate are like people who draw entire artworks from it
Not because he won but because the means would be even more nonstop
To be honest it's the fact that he doesn't wear like the specialized gear a lot of pistol shooters used that made me impressed with him
true
he got silver without using gear though you have to admit that is cool
Tbh he was a cop before the gear might not help or make him as comfortable
I doubt it’s really that necessary even
A lot of shooting is comfort zone and composure
Plus he has glasses
shooting is way too overhyped to be fair
it's always that the gun kicks too hard or some shit
he was a tier above a cop a jandarma
I personally don’t enjoy watching the air rifle stuff
i think thats gendarmarine? or whatever the term is
I wish they did three gun competitions
The glasses was actual equipment or just prescription?
prescription if you arent memeing
I have no idea but I assume it’s prescription
He’s always wearing them so
yeah its prescription he wears it off-course too
the actual equipment glasses are that tacticool shit the korean gal wore
I only saw the memes so didn't really pay attention
LOL
Tbf the air rifle stuff is
I did a four week introduction course on olympic shooting, rifles and pistols and I don't really see why all the fuss about the lack of extra gear has gained such traction, it really isn't that huge help. For some it helps more than others
Very boring
I only watched the tennis section of it
You can’t even tell theyre shooting
Very skilled still but you know
Its the same shit with things like golf
people like wojak pointing at sports
Even the .22 ones I don’t care for
i'm just saying it's i'm impressed he got silver without using this
I only care for 9mm and 120mm
Mfw
To be honest when people shit on a sport I immediately don't like them
Yeah it’s super impressive it just feels
Sterile to me
this basically
“Participation trophies” as if a bronze isn’t insane
As if making it to the Olympics and the finals isn’t insane
Yeah people shit on stuff like sumo wrestling but they don't know that a sumo wrestler can pulverize their skull
But yeah I wish the shooting comps had more higher caliber stuff
It’s why I enjoy the skeet and trap stuff a bit more
Can’t wait for the wrestling though
That shits always wild, especially the heavyweights
In the end the calibre size doesn't really matter at these ranges when the accuracy of the shooter is the main feat
That’s kinda my issue though, it’s not really interesting to me personally
It’s largely the main reason the US doesn’t do much for those events either
And to be honest I can respect that because unlike other people you are actually just calmly stating it
People don’t wanna do that kinda shooting
Fair
It’s very impressive still
But I’d prefer more bang bang options
Three gun is one I’d love
I do think that powder guns are more fun to use too but I get why competition at the highest level isn't about that
i should really bring in 50 cal shooting in the olympics i agree
Unironically some wild top shot stuff
I always thought a funny comic or something would be a terrorist entering the afterlife after trying to do an attack on the Olympics and going “Shit, didn’t realize it was skeet shooting day.”
I could see that as a one panel comic in a newspaper
The final one, literally fighting calcazar rn
oh shit its the Plasma Angels
damn i almost thought that blood angel in the 4th pic is a storm cast
GW missed a good joke, should have Blood Angels specialise in Plasma Weapons...
terrible......
Yea they went in on inferno pistols instead
Lots of design recycling I guess
Na, it's mimicking the Dante model, not the Stormcast
yeah and as usual they stole it
Green Stuff them on it seems
terrible....
I'm waiting for the actual Blood Angel units, I don't need anymore character models
The captain is pretty great
Yea the Captain is good, but like I've already got two Captains
I don't need a third Captain
Wait no I've got three Captains already
I don't need a fourth
you need all the captains
NEVER let warhammer fans on the internet
You're right you need a 5th
Has any faction in recent times actually won against necrons when a ctan shard was involved?
Idk if eldar count
It's like letting a monkey hump a shotgun
why wouldn't they?
if other factions arere allowed why not them?
Probably because Eldar still has access to some Good Stuff
yeah i mean it's easy they have access to a shard of a god, but not including them feels a bit cheap
I meant cause they can still have their god killing gear from the war in heaven
Kind of
And I was meaning with contemporary tech
Craftworld Eldar dont have too many WMDs
any faction including necrons get a fuckton of trouble when a C'tan is loose
theres a reason they basically oneshot entire battlefields
its basically keeping a racoon in a box but give it dr manhattan powers
yes and that raccoon can mix with another one of it's kind to become a super raccoon
the generic c'tan shard / ascended c'tan shard thing cracks me up
just make more different c'tan and models for them? why did we end up with this piece of shit
Wait C'tan have a power classification system?
I thought it's just like a generic shard
And that's it
I thought It doesn't have this ascended generic labeling
there's a generic c'tan shard and then there's a generic c'tan shard +1 called "transcendant c'tan"
i assume the only difference is the amount of power each one carries
transcendent ones being stronger
transcendat c'tan are multiple shards fused together
"Each is an aggregation of anywhere between a dozen and a hundred lesser C'tan Shards, and its power far surpasses the sum of its parts."
and it looks like green glowy goop man
just stupid.
So what you're telling me is this green motherfucker is somehow more powerful than this thing
I forgot their entire subreddit of like 20k people were having a meltdown over this lol
It turns out all the Primaris Kill Team layouts got Legended
People not knowing what legends are part 5000000
So...not the end of the world
Apparently!!
That's why it's dumb
Space marine fan moment
I think the bigger issue is with the concept of Legends; for some really unjustified reason, Legends is seen as "dirty things you should not take" even though none of the units are broken
I blame Tourney centric mindset
They don't? How do they hope to defend a maiden world?
Tourney centric mindset in a hobby where 99% of people don't touch tourneys
Yea Legends not being allowed in Tournaments is the big thing people focus on, despite most people not actually playing tournaments
...they shoot people
how the fuck else lol
I know! And somehow it still bleeds into non-tourney thinking.
Even people who don't play tournaments will focus on it
Most 40k fans are stupid and like outrage
Well that I can't deny 🤣
And if that wasn't enough the dinosaur riding eldar quite literally can turn a maiden world into a death world
Manipulating spirits and s***
I'm in the SM2 discord server and you can tell the average age has got to be at least a couple of years below this server
My non-torny, non-GW models friend (he plays Guard with lots of human proxies) gave me a horrified look when I said I might take a solo Rogue Trader instead of the entire entourage...
This chat, the class and gen chat are probably equivalent
Maybe not the classes
But gen chat definitelym
How common are the arguments there my guy
equivalent to what?
Bold of you to assume Space Marine fans mature with age
To the SM2 server
hell naw dog
Maybe update gen chat specifically
it's not really the arguments, just the type/quality of conversation. I went and looked and this is literally the most recent message
very clearly a teenager or something
SM2 has some amount of hype around it so I don't doubt 90% of the people there are deranged
(he asks hopefully) lmaooo
you can say a lot of shit about this server but people dont talk like this in here
Okay i am a moron and not the smartest guy on the world but what the hell is this
This reads like the weird Nazi LARPers on Twitter(even uses an AI PFP)
^
The first 2 years of this server were some of the most fucking annoying parts of my discord modding stuff.
Literally piles upon piles of nazis and holocaust deniers
Reminded of the one american dude who came in defending the imperium and saying he had ancestors in like Rome or something
holy fuck
YEAH
LMAO
...wut
You would think these guys who are into roleplay and love worshiping their empire that hate ai wouldn't use ai
He was saying he had like roman blood and that conquest is a totally normal thing to do??? like... sir this is a Darktide restaurant??? 💀
But apparently they just spam the ever living f*** out of it
okay could be that we've simply weeded out the weirdoes and the kids over time
Yeah this is entirely why
Bulgur I sentence you to statue PFP larp 🫵
I like iron jaws?
I don't know what to tell you man that's my pfp
but I'm also in the Speed Freeks discord server and it's ofc a) less active because it's not as popular as SM2 but also b) doesn't have that kind of juveline conversation mostly
IRON JAWZ ARE DA TOUGHEST
I genuinely believe that the average age demographic for SM2 is simply younger than other 40k games





