They were however wiped out during the Devestation of Baal when they returned to help their fellow Blood Angels and gave their lives with a charge that allowed other forces to escape destruction.
#40k-lore-chat
rocky gale
Or the Relictors who became obsessed with collecting Daemon weapons to use to fight against Chaos, to the point where they raided an Inquisitorial stronghold to get more
They got declared Traitors and were purged by Grey Knights, the few survivors fled into the Eye of Terror determined to use their Daemon weapons to keep fighting Chaos even without any other help
celest dome
Even the Red Corsair still are Chaos.
And they're mostly pirates iirc
rocky gale
But if you want non Chaos secessionists who aren't Space Marines, there's the Severan Dominate
crystal forum
non chaos renegade astartes are based af
rocky gale
Not as based as the Severan Dominate
crystal forum
you rarely get to have a faction that both hates chaos and the imperium so i'm all here for it when it happens
green loom
Unfortunately they're almost certainly dead by now
dusk patrol
you rarely get to have a faction that both hates chaos and the imperium so i'm a...
Uh, Eldar, Orks, LoV, Necrons, Tau
And yeah the Severan Dominate was having issues already before, it’s unlikely it’ll be addressed but they were never really gonna last long
raven stone
Ok Codex Agent likely mid to late August.
We are getting more rules drip.
crystal forum
Uh, Eldar, Orks, LoV, Necrons, Tau
specifically human renegades
they're more relatable to me
but tau are a close second
dusk patrol
None of them would relate to you
crystal forum
<:Moan:577998120173174785>
niche regiment that wont get expanded because cadia cadia cadia
cadia
crystal forum
did you know cadia:
cadia cadia cadia
rocky gale
Utter fool
crystal forum
cadia
dusk patrol
Cadia is the standard issue guard armor anyways
crystal forum
rocky gale
They're a seperate faction
dusk patrol
Yeah
It a whole renegade element
For Only War and I think some other FFG books
Also they’ll never get models because they’re FFG
rocky gale
I know the Drukhari faction they're linked to were in Black Crusade, but dunno if Severan themselves are mentioned
dusk patrol
And GW in general has tried to switch to more general releases
dusk patrol
I know the Drukhari faction they're linked to were in Black Crusade, but dunno i...
With FFG anyways it’s all connected easily
raven stone
Also IIRC there is even a warp gate connecting the settings.
dusk patrol
I had a DM do a really cool series of missions where we switched to different factions on a planet
Session 1 was Dark Heresy where we were finding a cult, session 2 was Guard with us starting the whole major offensive. Session 3 was Rogue Trader where we did this little space deal over the planet on an orbital ring. Session 4 was Deathwatch being called in to destroy the heart of the enemy.
It was simplified a lot for obvious reasons but it was cool
crystal forum
sounds hectic
dusk patrol
He had it well planned out, it was quite short too overall. But it was cool.
rose thorn
Fixed it
tough haven
Anyone here know how to fuck around with custom voices in voxal voice changer?
storm jungle
the what?
spring cairn
Anyone here know how to fuck around with custom voices in voxal voice changer?
faking roleplayer
dusk patrol
Me, role playing as the guy who kicks your butt with my foot
Note: I’m a method actor
spring cairn
i'm role playing as the guy who can't get his butt kicked today sorry
dusk patrol
Unfortunately I already talked to the DM and he’s giving me butt defense piercing boots
fallen plaza
dusk patrol
fallen plaza
spring cairn
storm jungle
crisp heath
So does the average chaos space marine body the average loyalist space marine? I’m basing this on regular marine vs regular marine juiced up with warp chicanery
storm jungle
It depends. Again lol
Chaos and Loyalist marines tend to be kinda matched
it literally depends on who has what gear and experience among so much other stuff.
crisp heath
Speaking of experience. Dante
storm jungle
Speaking of experience. Dante
crisp heath
Has he become old enough where he has started to become worse due to old age
Slowing down
Or do space marines not suffer from that
crisp heath
Dante has, against his will as far as I know
storm jungle
I mean its not against his will
he just has to go on because the visions tell him to
Hes the epitome of "Im tired boss but I cant give up"
crisp heath
“Let me die” “you are my strongest soldier” is what I was thinking
storm jungle
Well yeah its basically the same thing
he knows he cant die yet
the literal spirit of his gene-father told him as much
arctic talon
Has he become old enough where he has started to become worse due to old age
Dante drinks blood
and he magically gets better
lol
Blood literally rewnews his vigor and stuff
crystal forum
bruh not that video
crisp heath
Cursed
crystal forum
meatcanyon except not funny
hallow basin
So does the average chaos space marine body the average loyalist space marine? I...
I think this idea comes more from the fact that there still exists quite a few chaos marines that have seen the Horus Herecy with their own eyes, or close to that, since they can be pretty much immortal, and those guys have way more experience than an average veteran space marine
crystal forum
their equipment sucks though
even compared to pre primaris
they had outdated bolters and armour
arctic talon
CSM armor is not very well maintained often times yeah
only recently have they been able to have proper industrial output again
crystal forum
now you're comparing primaris to extremely old astartes
dont even get started on vehicles and stuff
arctic talon
Hell you have hand me downs of hand me downs
You kill someone to get their armor
then you get killed and they take the armor and bolter you had
ect.
crystal forum
the lucky ones get warp mutations
and yeah they might have more experience but a lot of them are straight up insane
like in the cadia novel you see abaddon having to be super careful with how he orders different heretic chapters since they're such backstabbing crybabies that he might offend them by not speaking correctly
crisp heath
dont even get started on vehicles and stuff
Erm, giant metal dragon flying through the sky burning down planes
The best “vehicle” ever
crystal forum
that's if they have them to begin with
it's not like loyalist chapters who just produce more vehicles
you need to tame all those demonic beasts
arctic talon
also securing equipment from Dark mechanicum forges is costly
they usually demand high prices
crystal forum
even though the imperium is full of political backstabbing at least you dont have to raid a forge world to get a rhino
storm jungle
even though the imperium is full of political backstabbing at least you dont hav...
I mean the Imperium still faces production issues tho
Chapters dont willy nilly get free equipment and vehicles
and not all Chaos forces raid stuff for equipment either
its all about connections and clout just like loyalists
yeet
tough haven
faking roleplayer
Bro It’s for a ttrpg one shot over discord where I’m playing a tech priest, it’s not that outrageous
dusk patrol
Loyalist chapters also tend to make deals with local forge or industrial worlds
dusk patrol
They protect them or aid them when needed, they in turn get first dibs on the sexy stuff
Or it can be as simple as “we want you to take back this important supply world for us and we’ll give you 20 suits of terminator armor, a new cruiser and some rhinos”, or whatever
celest dome
If 40k was to get a Blood Bowl equivalent, what ought it be
dusk patrol
Marines are already built like ideal linemen tbh
I’d love to see the animations for those though
spring cairn
Bro It’s for a ttrpg one shot over discord where I’m playing a tech priest, it’s...
I have cameras in your walls so I will know
celest dome
I'm leaning toward Ultimate Frisbee, would be fun with added guns and chainsaws
green loom
arctic talon
If 40k was to get a Blood Bowl equivalent, what ought it be
Basketball?
storm jungle
Warbands uh don’t
Again it kinda depends
idk why everyone assumes each chaos warband is like
homeless people lol
storm jungle
im not just talking about the black legion you fucking DING DONG
Same with how not every Marine chapter is founding legions
rocky gale
Bro It’s for a ttrpg one shot over discord where I’m playing a tech priest, it’s...
When I did a game over Discord it was using Text so I just used all the Discord word effects to make everything distorted
celest dome
homeless people lol
Because they deserve nothing more 
dense dawn
"The stand user can be anyone" ahh moment
rocky gale
Turkeys strongest soldier
dense dawn
Weakest Turk male
celest dome
Only thing I know about him is that he has a cat
storm jungle
I love how much people are blowing up about this fucking guy
rocky gale
He's going Viral in Japan, they're calling him Uncle Free to Play
storm jungle
had 8 friends of mine send me memes of him
dense dawn
I love how much people are blowing up about this fucking guy
Literally balls of tungsten on this mf
rocky gale
Saying he's the guy who refuses to spend money on the pay to win game, but wins anyway
dense dawn
Saying he's the guy who refuses to spend money on the pay to win game, but wins ...
Bro is the default that's cracked at the game
dense dawn
He's going Viral in Japan, they're calling him Uncle Free to Play
That's actually funny af
celest dome
Oh since there are 2 Turks around, what is a dish that isn't known internationally that is from Turkey that you would suggest someone to make
dusk patrol
homeless people lol
Cause they struggle a lot more than most loyalist chapters if they’re not attached to a big boy group typically.
Some don’t, but a lot have issues with supply lines.
dusk patrol
Big if true
storm jungle
Cause they struggle a lot more than most loyalist chapters if they’re not attach...
Cause people also dont read
hallow saddle
Oh since there are 2 Turks around, what is a dish that isn't known international...
im not turkish and never made it but i fooking love baklava
dusk patrol
Cause people also dont read
Tl;dr?
celest dome
im not turkish and never made it but i fooking love baklava
That one is hard to make and also quite known internationally
I do realise that depending on Dilara for that is a lost cause
hallow saddle
i acknowledge that it was a basic-ass suggestion
dusk patrol
Cause people also dont read
English doc
storm jungle
English doc
Cause people also dont read that
spring cairn
I do realise that depending on Dilara for that is a lost cause
she eats the soul of street orphans most likely
dusk patrol
Cause people also dont read that
spring cairn
wow trukish street orphans are very wealthy if they can afford the minis
storm jungle
That is correct.
rocky gale
wow trukish street orphans are very wealthy if they can afford the minis
The true 1%
dusk patrol
She uses cats as her currency
spring cairn
I knew these devious starving children were behind the globalist machine
crystal forum
I mean the Imperium still faces production issues tho
i knew you'd say something
storm jungle
i knew you'd say something
BECAUSE HALF THE STUFF YOU SAY IS USUALLY WRONG
crystal forum
can't have shit in necromunda
crystal forum
how's the housing market in the underhive
storm jungle
non-existant
crystal forum
i heard inflation brought house prices to above 70 illegaly harvested organs
dusk patrol
Get a better price with legally harvested ones
celest dome
But in the time you get one legally harvested on I got like 5 illegal ones
🤷 🔪
dusk patrol
You need a new guy. Whose your organ harvesting guy?
viral halo
@storm jungle I have the utmost respect for your countrymen
storm jungle
This guy has been everywhere in the last 2 days lol
viral halo
This guy has been everywhere in the last 2 days lol
I mean what a fucking chad
crystal forum
it's pretty special for an olympic sport to have news headlines about somebody competing without any additional gear
also i legit did not know indoor shooting was an olympic sport
and somehow the US has not won a single medal is there something i'm not understanding here
storm jungle
Are american athletes good i dont even watch the olympics
viral halo
Are american athletes good i dont even watch the olympics
The USA, the country with the most medals and most gold medals ever?
RAHHHHHH 🦅
viral halo
1st if you cut out the island countries
and Mexico
crystal forum
mexico is 36.9% obese, the US is 42.7%
viral halo
mexico is 36.9% obese, the US is 42.7%
that's based
crystal forum
although weirdly enough russia is the country with the most cardiovascular deaths
viral halo
although weirdly enough russia is the country with the most cardiovascular death...
drinking/cigarettes/stress accelerate it
viral halo
Love the gym
viral halo
I usually do 3 lifts and 1 or 2 cardio days
crystal forum
i used to hate cardio but now it's the only thing that chokes down the anxiety
arctic talon
real 💀
green loom
My grandparents' neighbour is a paralympics gold medalist as it turns out
For shooting
crystal forum
that's fucking awesome
dusk patrol
and somehow the US has not won a single medal is there something i'm not underst...
Being real, Olympic shooting is….boring as fuck
A lot of the US competition shooting isn’t the same skills and people aren’t interested in shooting air rifles. We sometimes win but it’s not the same stuff as US shooting competitions
So the crossover isn’t there often
If they added gunpowder though
crystal forum
is it like soccer where professionals can't compete in then olympics or something
dusk patrol
Not that I’m aware but idk
dusk patrol
I just know a lot of our best shooters for firearms aren’t interested in doing the air rifle shooting
crystal forum
archery is a lot more entertaining imo
dusk patrol
Yeah the air rifle is really impressive but it’s not as fun to watch
I wish they’d have a firearm portion
Speed shooting especially
That’s fun to watch
But I get a part of the issue is countries not having access to to firearms as easily or whatever
Skill issue
crystal forum
I’m not biased at all
do you do archery or something
rocky gale
<@166943308231344128> I have the utmost respect for your countrymen
Any news story that begins with
"Took up shooting after an argument with his ex wife"
Doesn't typically end with an Olympic win
arctic talon
do you do archery or something
Yes
near wasp
A nurgling was watching two space Marines fight and started eating bees like they were popcorn.
Absolute peak nurgling behavior
crystal forum
Yes
i did some for a little bit as a teen. could never advance past super close range because im a lazy fuck
do you compete?
also does the imperium ever use bows?
not like the primitive kind, are there high tech bows somewhere?
storm jungle
not like the primitive kind, are there high tech bows somewhere?
Every kind of weapon in fiction more or less exists in 40k
bows included but closest example we got is the ones House Escher scouts use
arctic talon
do you compete?
I do compete but only amateur stuff, best I’ve ever done is third place in a tournament back when I was in high school lol
crystal forum
Every kind of weapon in fiction more or less exists in 40k
do eldar have bows?
also kinda lame that mechanicus dont have steampunk bows
storm jungle
do eldar have bows?
no
Too primitive
And for admech bows dont really fit the the Da Vinci Steampunk aesthetic
crystal forum
the last recorded use of the longbow was in the mid 1600's 
crystal forum
imagine if he fought the japanese
storm jungle
id assume stepping on a booby trap and exploding
green loom
I need to find some hard men for a sensitive mission at the Governor's Palace
crystal forum
id assume stepping on a booby trap and exploding
he would go down in japanese legend as the one honorobruh anglo
crisp heath
The last recorded use of a longbow was last weekend by a guy named Marvis
storm jungle
he would go down in japanese legend as the one honorobruh anglo
no
crisp heath
Samurai finding out about handguns and immediately buying 50
crystal forum
i just want to imagine a banzai charge being counter charged
it probably happened at least once with bayonets
im looking it up
crystal forum
BECAUSE ITS COOL
green loom
If you charge into a banzai charge then it de facto didn't work tbf
crystal forum
also according to what ive looked up my t levels are higher than the national mean so this probably explains why i feel the overwhelming urge to die in combat
storm jungle
what in the world
crisp heath
If you wanna die in a random shitty island in the pacific i guess
Dilara again posting about my deepest dreams
storm jungle
storm jungle
If you charge into a banzai charge then it de facto didn't work tbf
Pretty much yeah, its why you just gun them down half the time
green loom
storm jungle
your average imperial japan troop is about as brainwashed as your average 40k imperial
green loom
Pretty much yeah, its why you just gun them down half the time
As long as you don't run away basically lol
storm jungle
Pretty much lmao
green loom
Okay but the dungeon meshi elves are pretty based
storm jungle
crystal forum
listen i just want to affix bayonets and run towards an enemy who does the same. it's not complicated
storm jungle
This is how you die at like 16 years old
near wasp
Then it'll be a good death
storm jungle
bro thinks allah is on his side
crisp heath
OK but hear me out: elves express androgyny through perceived feminity and dwarves through perceived masculinity. Pop culture dwarves are as androgynous as elves, we just generally don't realize it because we are taught to view masculinity as the default state of being.
green loom
listen i just want to affix bayonets and run towards an enemy who does the same....
Description of using Grindr
near wasp
The blood god calls for me
crystal forum
ayo?
green loom
OK but hear me out: elves express androgyny through perceived feminity and dwarv...
Giga brained take I'm adopting this now
crystal forum
YES DIE DIE DIE
storm jungle
me killing a homeless person that entered my yard
near wasp
me killing a homeless person that entered my yard
Just looking for a reason xD
green loom
You have a yard?
crystal forum
you have grindr?
storm jungle
Yeah its this thing filled with grass
green loom
you have grindr?
God no
green loom
Yeah its this thing filled with grass
Ah you need them for the horse horde yes
And the cats
crystal forum
there's grass in turkey?
i thought it was all sand
coarse and rough
and it gets everywhere
crystal forum
im not even american
near wasp
Pffft
crystal forum
god i wish
near wasp
Me an American laughing
crystal forum
can't even make a star wars joke in peace these days
green loom
The negotiations were short
storm jungle
Are Turks European
no
green loom
Why not
near wasp
storm jungle
Idk, why arent you cuban
green loom
Are Greeks European
storm jungle
idfk
near wasp
What is even going on anymore
green loom
Are you from Ultramar if you're from Sotha because the map shows Sotha is like across the rift far to the north
crystal forum
i live in sarajevo secundus
also hoi4 taught me that the capital of bulgaria is sofia
green loom
Oui
crystal forum
sofia is a nice name
crystal forum
sounds like some lord of the rings shit
here everything is named after a saint
also we have the only town name in the world that has an exclamation point in it
isn't that neat
crisp heath
Iceland has the best place names like uhhhh... "Shit Dock", "Court Rock", and "Forbidden Island of the Fire Giant"
near wasp
That sent me directly to the shadow realm
crystal forum
Iceland has the best place names like uhhhh... "Shit Dock", "Court Rock", and "F...
we had a city called asbestos
tom scot made a video about it
it's no longer called asbestos
crisp heath
America has a city named "Hell" and another called "False Hope"
crystal forum
american town names are fucking wild
crisp heath
Off the top of your head what's the weirdest you remember
crystal forum
sweden
crisp heath
My own hometown has a deeply bizarre name but I'm not about to doxx myself like that
green loom
The US has some 20 or so Belgrades
crystal forum
my south carolinian friend was showing me a town called cope
crisp heath
Cut n Shoot is one I always found fun
And yes, it's not "Cut and Shoot", it's "Cut n Shoot"
crystal forum
smh huge difference
arctic talon
it got the name during the Gold Rush like most comedic town names in California
crystal forum
isn't it funny that california's early history is literally a hype bubble
near wasp
The city of boring
crystal forum
im pretty sure there are multiple parisss
arctic talon
isn't it funny that california's early history is literally a hype bubble
The gold rush is hilarious
the price of shit was absurd
sacred ginkgo
Theres also a small Eiffel tower with a cowboy hat
arctic talon
I belive the conversion to USD for canned meat is like
over 1000$ USD nowadays during it
sacred ginkgo
Still in texas
arctic talon
225$ usd for 1 pound of flour
The real winners of the gold rush were the people selling
crystal forum
and the mormons we made along the way
i wish canada's history was half as batshit as the US's
crisp heath
reminder that illinois isn't a word
It is though?
crystal forum
like damn
crisp heath
It's the French pronunciation of the Illini tribe
Illini was singular so the French used "illinois" to make it plural
crisp heath
I mean if you're going to go that far then Alaska isn't a real word in any language, or Sweden
Frankly Sweden is the far worst of all 3
crystal forum
canada too
we dont know where tf it comes from but it probably comes from the word kanata
crisp heath
It's not too bad, unless you think we should all be spelling and talking like it's 1600
crystal forum
like if you're going to name a fucking country you could put more effort
crisp heath
Dude like 40% of all countries and nations on the planet are just named "people" in the local language and then butchered to hell by foreigners
crystal forum
im sorry but does that mean it's ok?
crisp heath
It's not something I've ever considered to be an issue
It's not like it's a derogatory exonym, although places named after those do exist
crystal forum
it's literally a relic of colonialism
in the most direct way
"fuck how the natives call it just use whatever this guy thought they meant"
crisp heath
I mean are you okay with calling Japan "Japan" and China "China", or Sweden "Sweden"
crystal forum
im uninformed about those, my opinion does not matter. what i care about is the place where i live.
near wasp
crisp heath
We have been trazyned. Who's the coolest violent space guy?
arctic talon
I mean are you okay with calling Japan "Japan" and China "China", or Sweden "Swe...
We shoulld call China Zhong Guo
storm jungle
the Türkiye thing is also funny since nobody really gives a shit about it
arctic talon
fun fact China's name in chinese means center/middle nation
storm jungle
I mean are you okay with calling Japan "Japan" and China "China", or Sweden "Swe...
My rule is if the country is a cunt i wont bother
arctic talon
LOL
crisp heath
Yeah Turkiye was always just "Oh yeah that's fine, I can do that"
near wasp
Hmmm turkey
arctic talon
other fun fact, Chinese names for countires are usually just descripter attached to nation
lol
crisp heath
Turkiye takes 0 emotional energy so I just say it since it's on the paeprwork
storm jungle
all happened because our leader got annoyed by it, like grow the fuck up
storm jungle
Turkiye takes 0 emotional energy so I just say it since it's on the paeprwork
And yeah its not a big deal
arctic talon
I think one of the only exceptions to the usual chinese naming convention is Japan
crystal forum
i've been corrected by an american on how to say the name of where i live, once
truly a surreal experience
storm jungle
when your states got so many fucking stupid names its kinda needed
be like us, have a state called Batman
crystal forum
i dont live in a state
storm jungle
i dont live in a state
same shit
crisp heath
And yeah its not a big deal
Are people over there aware of how much we love the gun olypmics guy or is it relegated entirely to the anglosphere
storm jungle
whatever the county zone stuff is
crystal forum
provinces and territories
arctic talon
which is called Ri Ben, sun book
storm jungle
Are people over there aware of how much we love the gun olypmics guy or is it re...
Yeah they are, its really blowing up since turks are not used to seeing anyone from us being a meme lol
crystal forum
learning is fun
storm jungle
clearly a psyop by zi ping
green loom
Yeah they are, its really blowing up since turks are not used to seeing anyone f...
The most famous Turkish meme is like, an Armenian expat in Greece right lol
storm jungle
LOL yeah
arctic talon
Xi Jin Ping
your glorious Zhong guo social credit score going down because of you
smh my head
outer wave
the winnie guy
Xinnie the pooh
arctic talon
LOL
storm jungle
LMAO
crystal forum
didnt turkey also contribute to the world with the skibidi bop bop song
storm jungle
storm jungle
didnt turkey also contribute to the world with the skibidi bop bop song
I think so???
green loom
That or the wider Balkan group meme of being ultra nationalists online and tweeting from their apartments in Berlin
Oh yeah the belly flop guy as well
crisp heath
God I'm getting real tired of Americans who enjoy Xi
crystal forum
I think so???
therefore turkey is partly to blame for skibidi toilet
crisp heath
I thought the Dengist thing was meme for the longest time
arctic talon
do people actually like him 💀
crystal forum
i rest my case
arctic talon
he's like incredibly unpopular in China lol
outer wave
God I'm getting real tired of Americans who enjoy Xi
Ive never met anyone that praised the guy, only redditors
green loom
crisp heath
Oh yeah Americans love him, I've met like 5 in person and dozens or hundreds online
crystal forum
obesity
storm jungle
God I'm getting real tired of Americans who enjoy Xi
whenever they say that shit post something like this
near wasp
I sure do love tofu in my walls
arctic talon
smh tofu is a good food
crisp heath
whenever they say that shit post something like this
No they love stuff like that
arctic talon
people are just bad at cooking it
green loom
I LOVE ASBESTOS
storm jungle
I sure do love tofu in my walls
arctic talon
No they love stuff like that
why do they like Xi then 💀 bro is literally a facist
crystal forum
stop demonizing soy you hemoglobin eating vampires
near wasp
smh tofu is a good food
Buts its not a good building material
arctic talon
true!
crisp heath
They think Xi is a genuine proletariat revolutionary against both liberalism and fascism
arctic talon
are they fucking stupid
green loom
stop demonizing soy you hemoglobin eating vampires
I wish I was a vampire
crisp heath
So that kind of violent stuff they suck up
crisp heath
Yes
arctic talon
what in the fuck are they talking about
green loom
Then I could live out disaster yaoi AO3 writings
crystal forum
my favorite world leader is that inbred hasburg guy
storm jungle
They think Xi is a genuine proletariat revolutionary against both liberalism and...
Meanwhile the actual Xi when he eventually bombs some american tourists:
crystal forum
you go king
arctic talon
okay for one he absolutely is a facist with how he's solidified his political power lol
green loom
my favorite world leader is that inbred hasburg guy
The weeb one?
arctic talon
he literally removed term limits
outer wave
Meanwhile the actual Xi when he eventually bombs some american tourists:
Xi is too much of a pussy ass, plus he's probably paranoid with his own party and people
crystal forum
The weeb one?
what
near wasp
Did xi recently have a stroke or was that fake news
outer wave
No clue
storm jungle
all from that CHEESE
near wasp
Kim was a few years ago
outer wave
wasnt that Kim?
No there were rumors that Xi had a stroke for a bit
crystal forum
can kim die please
arctic talon
idk
crystal forum
please
crisp heath
The weeb one?
No the one who "continually shocks christiandom by continuing to live" (actual quote)
arctic talon
idk maybe Xi did have a stroke
also people don't realize the CCP is an oligarchy
but like
green loom
outer wave
I kinda hope he did but the CCP would likely just keep it under wraps
arctic talon
you can take a few looks and realize it isn't communist instantly lol
outer wave
Also the next guy could be worse
crystal forum
imagine astolfo
arctic talon
people thought Xi was going to be a reformer
for China lol
and I mean I guess he was
IN THE OTHER FUCKING DIRECTION
outer wave
He trying so hard to be Mao 2
near wasp
I spent far too long creating xi in ck3
arctic talon
goes hard
green loom
I spent far too long creating xi in ck3
That's just a normal playthrough though
storm jungle
his surname is literally "Priestson" btw
outer wave
https://tenor.com/view/mao-gif-25413392
MY FRIEND KEEPS SENDING ME THIS, THEN SAYING "L MAO"
green loom
his surname is literally "Priestson" btw
Ah yes the ancient words of enuncia
arctic talon
lol
crystal forum
ngl young mao portrait in hoi4 got me sweating 😰
outer wave
ngl young mao portrait in hoi4 got me sweating 😰
Ew
crystal forum
he's pretty cute ok?
green loom
We are unhinged posting tonight
crystal forum
i have a type
outer wave
Man that hates sparrows
green loom
i have a type
storm jungle
bros got that landmine mole on his chin
thick cedar
How powerful is the average Farseer compared to the Average Imperium Psyker?
crisp heath
Mao was good looking in his youth tho
storm jungle
How powerful is the average Farseer compared to the Average Imperium Psyker?
Extremely
green loom
How powerful is the average Farseer compared to the Average Imperium Psyker?
Basically not comparable
storm jungle
they are literal gandalf tier
A farseer could look at a normal person and like
rip out their skeleton
lol
thick cedar
i could see how that would cause problems
arctic talon
How powerful is the average Farseer compared to the Average Imperium Psyker?
the average farseer would shit on most imperial psykers
crisp heath
Farseers are powerful by eldar standards
arctic talon
^
green loom
The average imperial sanctioned psyker is probably wyrdwane, aka just good enough that he doesn't up and die
arctic talon
like they can just give you a mean look
and your brains start coming out your ears lol
near wasp
storm jungle
Yeah Farseers are basically OP as fuck as long as they arent fighting against a plot armored character
arctic talon
Eldrad Vs Magnus
storm jungle
💀
storm jungle
w
crystal forum
Eldrad Vs Magnus
chess championship?
arctic talon
eldrad also shanked Abbadon in a heart lol
crisp heath
An imperial psyker on a good day can blow anything else out of the water, but they're very inconsistent and prone to being exploded into daemons, Eldar psykers are fairly stable and fairly consistently powerful
arctic talon
yeah
crisp heath
Farseers are the best of the eldar psykers
arctic talon
Imperial pskyers are absurdly unstable compared to most other species with psychic potential lol
storm jungle
Powercable tier shit
crystal forum
wdym? my darktide psyker only explodes occasionally
storm jungle
crystal forum
ok but ork weirdboys
storm jungle
they literally explode
crystal forum
now THAT is unstable
storm jungle
and die
arctic talon
crisp heath
well in the lore you dont get revived from exploding sadly
laughs in Heretic Saint
storm jungle
💀
arctic talon
wierdboys are the most unstable yeah
outer wave
What if you were to paint a weirdboy yellow? Would they explode bigger?
crystal forum
what about those nids that fucking explode
near wasp
I mean the perils of the warp aren't always a violet gory death in lore right?
storm jungle
arctic talon
Nid psykers are stable
crisp heath
what about those nids that fucking explode
By design
arctic talon
I mean the perils of the warp aren't always a violet gory death in lore right?
yeah they vary wildly
and in much more uh
horrid ways
Lol
thick cedar
Farseers are powerful by eldar standards
So whats the average eldar psyker called?
storm jungle
So whats the average eldar psyker called?
Warlocks
arctic talon
I LOVE RAINING BLOOD
arctic talon
Warlocks are the average battle psyker
crisp heath
So whats the average eldar psyker called?
Warlocks
green loom
warlocks
arctic talon
they shit on Primaris psykers
storm jungle
literal normal wizards
arctic talon
generally lol
crisp heath
Most eldar can do a little something something but warlocks actually do most psychic stuff
thick cedar
Oh. So I guess a better question would be, How power is the average warlock vs an imperium psyker
green loom
Named for their locks of hair, that they wear to war
Hence, warlocks
crystal forum
also mf's got the incest eyes pfp
arctic talon
Oh. So I guess a better question would be, How power is the average warlock vs a...
warlock still shits on imperial psykers
storm jungle
Oh. So I guess a better question would be, How power is the average warlock vs a...
very powerful
storm jungle
you kinda need to remember like
imperial psykers
half the time
are literal beaten dogs
lmao
crystal forum
speaking of wizards
storm jungle
^
green loom
Imperial psykers are outliers and good ones are rare, ALL Eldar can harness their psyker powers
arctic talon
like they were genetically engineered
to be better at this shit because of giant frogs
storm jungle
They are a race thats been honing the art of psychic stuff before humanity was even born
crystal forum
crisp heath
Eldar psykers are also weaker than tyranid psykers. People sleep on how powerful tyranids are as a psyker army.
arctic talon
Nid psykers are insane
but they get to cheat
They don't need to worry about perils generally
crystal forum
nid psykers are fucking stupid lore wise
crisp heath
Which isn't helped by the fact that their most powerful psyker is a literal punching bag in lore lmao
storm jungle
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
arctic talon
💀
crystal forum
they theoretically should curb stomp everything it's so fucking dumb
storm jungle
Also this yeah
crisp heath
Call me Pepperidge farm because I remember
storm jungle
Nids once they make planetfall are basically impossible to defeat realistically
but uh, plot
arctic talon
I remember the swarmlord is a psyker
green loom
Then you have Norn Emissaries 
storm jungle
Norn Emmissaries are literally
arctic talon
storm jungle
Wont die until plot allows it
near wasp
They're just bugs
arctic talon
LOL
crisp heath
Russian stealth the tyranid
near wasp
Get big spray
crystal forum
and you cant even use the imperium or ork excuse of leadership being stupid BECAUSE THEY'RE NIDS
storm jungle
and it instantly dies
green loom
No no
storm jungle
lmao
crisp heath
Tyranids are so powerful they always have to lose, big sad
green loom
It tail swipes his head off
arctic talon
no
thick cedar
Named for their locks of hair, that they wear to war
Hence, warlocks
Is that really the reason or are you memeing
near wasp
I'm so used to custodians getting basically one tapped now I don't even blink
arctic talon
it ripped ones head off
crystal forum
nids kinda cute tho does anybody know their number? 
green loom
It killed Trajann's entire squad plus his drop ship
arctic talon
and it shanked 2 of them
arctic talon
nids kinda cute tho does anybody know their number? <:isforme:949108722398003201...
Do not the nurolictor
crisp heath
Tbf a genestealer patriarch is as fast as a custodes and strong as a marine so like, yeah an emissary should one shot them
green loom
Is that really the reason or are you memeing
I'm kidding yes
storm jungle
Actually
crisp heath
But the issue is they have no realistic counter
storm jungle
what even is the origin for the word "warlock" lol
crystal forum
Do not the nurolictor
I WILL THE GENESTEALER
storm jungle
lemme google
thick cedar
i cant tell with warhammer sometimes
crisp heath
what even is the origin for the word "warlock" lol
"Oathbreaker" in gaelic
storm jungle
arctic talon
i cant tell with warhammer sometimes
yeah fair enough lol
arctic talon
arctic talon
"Sir Walter Scott of Scotland"
his name goes hard
storm jungle
SSS the Man
crisp heath
So here's the more complete etymology
green loom
https://tenor.com/view/baldur%27s-gate-3-baldur%27s-gate-baldurs-gate-baldurs-ga...
Isn't this when Astarion bites you Infront of him
arctic talon
SSS the Man
Wyll saying he's ugly because of his horns to my tiefling PC
arctic talon
Isn't this when Astarion bites you Infront of him
yes lol
crystal forum
halfing barbarian
crisp heath
Waer in OE comes from War in OG, which meant something along the lines of "destruction", only distantly related to modern English "War"
green loom
Female elf Clericadin of Selune
crystal forum
literally throwing bigger than their bodyweight
arctic talon
halflings are stereotypically strong and hardy
crystal forum
gnomes confirmed ant powered
arctic talon
gnomes are stereotypically nerds
crisp heath
Locke come from "Log' meaning "Law"
arctic talon
Waer in OE comes from War in OG, which meant something along the lines of "destr...
thats really cool
arctic talon
well that makes sense
crystal forum
languages evolving is cool
green loom
crystal forum
would be cool if we used proper words that havent even evolved though
crisp heath
This is also why all wiccans call themselves witches and not warlocks
arctic talon
Female elf Clericadin of Selune
romance shadowheart for funny dialogue
or just exist in her presence
green loom
romance shadowheart for funny dialogue
Intercourse
arctic talon
guh
crisp heath
Witch comes from OE "Wicce" meaning "wise", but being called a warlock would be an insult
green loom
Weekend
arctic talon
Intercourse
how far are you in that game
green loom
I'm not
crisp heath
I know too much about the etymology of words for wizards and I have a new book on the subject help
green loom
Im poor and don't have good computers
arctic talon
unfortunate
BG3 is good because you can call someone a cuck and they take damage from it
crystal forum
if only the ojibwe language was given this respect
crisp heath
I decided not to by BG3 because all I saw from it was people being horny and/or racist and if I wanted to experience that I'd just go to a Wal-Mart
green loom
I decided not to by BG3 because all I saw from it was people being horny and/or ...
or gen chat/the forums
arctic talon
I decided not to by BG3 because all I saw from it was people being horny and/or ...
It’s a good crpg
near wasp
Yeah in regular DND all that happens when I make a pun is I take psychic damage
arctic talon
Tbh
arctic talon
Yeah in regular DND all that happens when I make a pun is I take psychic damage
Vicious mockery is infinitely funnier when you make the bard player come up with an insult on the spot
near wasp
Oh yeah
green loom
A good bard needs a good player
crisp heath
I just let my players cast vicious mockery without forcing them to roleplay because I don't want to stress them out
arctic talon
tbf this applies to any class
green loom
Fuck I'm being reminded that my one shot never happened because of 2 people being shit at scheduling/keeping in contact
arctic talon
I just let my players cast vicious mockery without forcing them to roleplay beca...
I do't actually force them to RP that 💀
its more so if they want to
crystal forum
Fuck I'm being reminded that my one shot never happened because of 2 people bein...
i can shot you
crisp heath
Bard is a decently strong class and I don't want to force them into anything for a game play choice
arctic talon
yeah
green loom
Just hand me the gun
arctic talon
obviously
arctic talon
I'm not gona make anyone do something they don't want when it comes to playing their class
unless they try to bring fucking peace cleric to my table
No peace cleric is my only big rule lol
crisp heath
Also one time I convinced a bard to rp vicious mockery and that's how I learned my friend was antisemitic so
green loom
I was making like, a femboy bard from the college of Swords who was a performer
And I didn't notice the innuendo
arctic talon
Also one time I convinced a bard to rp vicious mockery and that's how I learned ...
bruh 💀
crisp heath
I enforce strict fade to black
green loom
My bard learned how to swallow and fight with swords at the college
arctic talon
None of my players have wanted to do erp
crisp heath
They can do adult stuff if they want but no one will be narrating it
arctic talon
so its not my problem
arctic talon
They can do adult stuff if they want but no one will be narrating it
also yeah this
I am not describing that shit 💀 when there's multiple other players on the table
crystal forum
just dont tease me like i swear
i hate that so much
i got two modes on and off
dont confuse the binary switch
arctic talon
My bard learned how to swallow and fight with swords at the college
that sounds normal to me
green loom
Well yeah he's a performer and duelist
arctic talon
bards and wizards are like the nerds
because they actually went to school or learned in some other way
crystal forum
wdym bards are the cool college dropouts
green loom
Nothing else in that message 
arctic talon
I think one of my favorite characters was a Wild Magic Sorc I RP'd as being a wizard
crisp heath
Druids eat something off the floor and it politely informs them they are smarter than everyone else
crystal forum
the mystery of the druids
crisp heath
Paladins are also nerds tho
green loom
Da Drooooods
arctic talon
Paladins range from goody two shoes to literal psycopathic mass murderer
crisp heath
(I play mostly druids and paladins)
arctic talon
I play Clerics, Paladins and Barbs
crisp heath
I have never rolled a wizard or fighter in my life
sacred ginkgo
wdym bards are the cool college dropouts
Jack of All Trades:
crisp heath
Wizard is wizard
arctic talon
yeah
Fighter is Fighter
anyways this is proof as to why we should have an Int half caster
crystal forum
cleric da best
sacred ginkgo
anyways this is proof as to why we should have an Int half caster
Artificer, technically
Kind of
crystal forum
why the fuck does artificier exist
arctic talon
they don't get extra attack
sacred ginkgo
also, Eldritch knight is right there
crisp heath
I think it's a full caster
arctic talon
why the fuck does artificier exist
makes magical items
eldritch knight isn't a class
smh
but yes there are int half casters
sacred ginkgo
is artificer a half caster?
5th level spells at max and a subclass gets extra attack
arctic talon
I want a full class dedicated to it
arctic talon
5th level spells at max and a subclass gets extra attack
I guess but thats a subclass
sacred ginkgo
They do get cantrips though
arctic talon
I want an entire class for it
crisp heath
Artificer is 90% just for guns let's not kid ourselves
sacred ginkgo
I am going to unleash the Steel Defender and Homunculus on you
green loom
The Thunderstick of Armalicus the 15th
crystal forum
give bow users some love (they need it)
arctic talon
ignoring alchemist, armorer and battlesmith
sacred ginkgo
Also Iron Man being a subclass is funny
crisp heath
After the one dnd early releases I'm convinced we'll never have a decent ranger again
crystal forum
I am going to unleash the Steel Defender and Homunculus on you
how do you make a homunculus in dnd
i saw a video on that
arctic talon
ranger has never been fucking good/hj
sacred ginkgo
how do you make a homunculus in dnd
Its just a drone
crystal forum
ranger has never been fucking good/hj
they look cool though
crystal forum
Its just a drone
how do you make one
arctic talon
I'm half joking, rangers are just overwhelmingly mediocre
crystal forum
explain
sacred ginkgo
You get to 2nd level
green loom
I'm half joking, rangers are just overwhelmingly mediocre
They're pretty based thematically
sacred ginkgo
And choose the class thing that allows you to make a drone with an hour of work
arctic talon
oh they're great thematically
crystal forum
you know what else takes an hour
arctic talon
I just hate how heavily tied they are to hunters mark in 5e
lol
Oh also Aasimar is a PHB handbook race now
still listed as "exotic"
crisp heath
I'd only run a ranger if it was for a short campaign or one shot where I knew the ranger would be helpful
arctic talon
crisp heath
And that's the issue
arctic talon
I cannot wait for the horde of
green loom
Putting the ass in Aassimar
crisp heath
I played a pixie once and tbh that's the best route for a flying PC species
arctic talon
Aasimars only get to fly once per long rest tbh
crisp heath
Aaracokra are popular but I don't really think they work too well
arctic talon
so I think they're balanced fine
and thats only as Protector
Scourge gets to become a walking lightbulb and fallen just gets smite great value necrotic edition
crisp heath
I honestly just wish they kept with 5.5 or 6e instead of "onednd" since versioning is like, actually important
arctic talon
they should have just done 5.5e
I'm just gona be pulling what I like from it and using it in 5e
tbh
crisp heath
I mean it is 5.5 but now it's just confusing
arctic talon
the fact it isn't called 5.5 is stupid
crisp heath
Like what rules will people expect if I say I'm running 5e now
arctic talon
yeah
I don't really like new character creation
or rather I don't like the background portion very much at all
crisp heath
I do like it! It's different but I think people will get used to it. There's a lot I appreciate
arctic talon
you know what fair enough
I'll be stealing the new feat stuff for what I'm running though
crisp heath
I just don't like how one dnd tries to blend versions and editions
arctic talon
yeah
crisp heath
Which I feel will cause confusion
sacred ginkgo
I wish I had friends to play TTRPG's with
arctic talon
oof
sacred ginkgo
I really want to try LANCER but my friends haven't even played dnd ever
arctic talon
tbh you can try to ask them if they're interested in it
it doesn't hurt
@crisp heath do you know where the whole Aasimar having cracked skin thing started from. Or is this just a thing thats in the art for books but literally never mentioned anywhere else
crisp heath
Sounds like a 4e thing
crisp heath
Aasimar were introduced in 3e
arctic talon
but literally never mentioned in any writing 💀
crisp heath
They became playable in 5e
arctic talon
Aasimar were introduced in 3e
yes and they weren't in 4e at all iirc
crisp heath
Maybe, I went off vibes
arctic talon
Deva's replaced them that edition
crisp heath
I forgot devas and I demand you let me forget them again
arctic talon
Sorry
I mean Aasimars but worse
I'm sure all 12 4e Deva fans are very angry at me right now
crisp heath
Bring back the tiefling chart
hallow saddle
Reading the linguistics chat from earlier, very poggers & interesting 
storm jungle
green loom
nobody asked
It's okay to be proud
shell mason
Mmmm
chat just started
welp that means I have to fill the rest of the page
Lorhk was one of the few World eaters that remained loyal.
Being legion captain before Angrons founding. He severed dutifully until he got badly injured and entered a dreadnought long before the butchers nails were distrubuted across the legion. Him having to watch his brothers fall to the nails madness. During the Heresy Lorhk joined a rebel leader until falling to knee after seeing what Kharn the betrayer did to said leader. Staying only loyal to Angron and his legion.
Until in a chad move tried to stop lorgar from turning Angron into a demon Primarch, being stopped and killed by Angron
raven stone
Also IIRC a handful of World Eaters librarians left also attempted to prevent that from happening
fallen plaza
Smartest world eater move
storm jungle
LOL
shell mason
I mean would you allow your leader be turned into a deamon by a literal Bible thumper?
fallen plaza
Because he changed so much when he did
storm jungle
Now instead of slaughtering entire worlds he can now do that + Imperials
shell mason
God purge this chat please
fallen plaza
Purging a chat because your wrong?
storm jungle
Chat is this real
fallen plaza
What are you a warden?
queen laurel
Chat is this real
fallen plaza
Everytime someone says chat in this server i lose 5 years off my life
Except of course when its spammed
😎
queen laurel
turn this motha fucka into turtle soup
fallen plaza
I dont got much time
shadow plover
queen laurel
let's make this interesting
For each chat I see I will blow up a single orphanage
fallen plaza
🥰