#40k-lore-chat

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crystal forum
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and they made the quarry 🤮

arctic talon
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wait

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supermassive is making it lmao

plush mason
crystal forum
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a shitty game that's literally just a movie

arctic talon
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either way the economy as a whole

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is on fire rn lol

crystal forum
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and somehow it was super popular because streamers

arctic talon
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so its going to reflect in whats going on in the gaming industry as well

plush mason
crystal forum
arctic talon
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I mean it is to an extent lol

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on fire is an overstatement

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but its got issues rn

crystal forum
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this is not an opinion it is statistically not at a low

crisp heath
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I think the biggest L in modern gaming

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Is hifi rush studio being laid off

celest dome
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As someone in the industrial energy side of thing, it's not doing as well as it did 10 or so years ago

crisp heath
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Such a fun game

crystal forum
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my personal biggest L is dead space studio being killed

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and EA still going on with the franchise

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like fuck you

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you do not deserve this

celest dome
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5 year was when we had the bigger problems

plush mason
dense dawn
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I love me megazords

crystal forum
plush mason
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all to boost PSN account numbers for the investor meeting

crystal forum
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literal brain rot only an idiotic executive could think of

arctic talon
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whats new

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line must go up

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it cannot infinitely go up

crystal forum
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"this is going super well, how do i add something to it so i can tack my name onto the project?"

arctic talon
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I cannot wait for private equity firms to crash and burn

crystal forum
plush mason
crystal forum
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by definition it will not crash and burn

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it will take down the whole economy first

arctic talon
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I can still hope

celest dome
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Well it could crash and burn, but it would mean everything else has already burned

arctic talon
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that it'll fucking implode

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before it parasitizes and kills off the rest of the economy

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the same way I am praying for the AI bubble to finally fucking implode

plush mason
celest dome
arctic talon
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Workers rights

crystal forum
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fever dream

arctic talon
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is the one I'm hoping it'll die over

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lol

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but idk

plush mason
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there is 0 logic in trying to maintain a broken system

celest dome
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Unless you benefit from it

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Plenty of such cases in the past

arctic talon
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shame there's not an alternative that doesn't go straight to hell everytime its been practiced on a wide scale

crystal forum
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i see people defending private equity saying it kills off "weak companies"

plush mason
crisp heath
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Companies by judicial order exist to give money to investors

plush mason
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Wallstreet isnt seeing the returns the AI bros promised

arctic talon
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obviously

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I hope AI bros go bankrupt lol

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and any idiot who believed them goes bankrupt as well

crisp heath
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What’s ai bros?

arctic talon
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subset of tech bro

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except obessed with AI

crisp heath
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I think ai is cool, would not invest in it

arctic talon
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Aka buisness majors who are overly obsessed with AI

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its not AI

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its a fucking algorithm that

crystal forum
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people who think humanity exists not to interpret the world with art but instead to work in a 7/11

arctic talon
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you know what nevermind

crisp heath
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The only exception

arctic talon
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I've ranted about AI like

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so many goddamn times

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and how its a stupid name

celest dome
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Ye

crisp heath
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Remote controlled tractors

arctic talon
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for something thats way more intresting then just AI

crisp heath
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Would make so much money

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If they made them smarter

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And not just follow a path

arctic talon
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John Deere DRM

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removal

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my beloved

crisp heath
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lol

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Also yeah farming equipment is really complex

celest dome
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Remote controlled tractors would be so dumb KEKW_ogryn
Much cheaper to employ uneducated peoples

crystal forum
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and how farmers are being gouged by companies like john deer

plush mason
crisp heath
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Yeah I saw the automated tractor systems before, they follow a path and just do the work without a driver

arctic talon
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its almost like the eocnomy doesn't function

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without it

crisp heath
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Follow sat or something

crystal forum
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also farming is a lot more complicated than it looks

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you cant replace a farmer

crisp heath
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Was a VERY rich farm though

arctic talon
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As horribly exploitative as it is

celest dome
crisp heath
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But it was really cool

arctic talon
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I think literally most western countries farming labor

crisp heath
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Should fall

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Oh

arctic talon
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is built off of migrant workers

crisp heath
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This is true

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They actually have always been like this

celest dome
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All the works the citizens don't want to do (like Binmens)

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Arizona™️

crystal forum
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i was talking about california but many states apply lol

crisp heath
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I think America had a war about this

arctic talon
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California isn't a desert

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at least for the areas farmed

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the real water drain is bcs of Almonds and alfalfa farming

crystal forum
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it very much is water wise

arctic talon
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which are both horribly water consuming

crystal forum
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also

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we need to grow corn

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to feed cows

arctic talon
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alfalfa farming is absurdly profitable

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we literally grow too much corn already

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lol

celest dome
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the USA is the biggest grower of almonds iirc

crystal forum
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problem: we have too much corn

arctic talon
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California specifically

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makes like

crystal forum
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solution: put corn in everything

arctic talon
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So many fucking almonds its insane

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California in general has absurd agricultural output

crisp heath
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Americas problem with farming

arctic talon
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which is funny to think about

crisp heath
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Is bill gates buying it all lol

arctic talon
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LOL

plush mason
celest dome
crystal forum
arctic talon
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this is just

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untrue

crystal forum
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ok mister california

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i know it's a wide state

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but i'm generalizing here

arctic talon
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okay but like

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they don't farm in those places

celest dome
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Maybe you shouldn't

crystal forum
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maybe i should

celest dome
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generalise

arctic talon
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either way the US makes so much corn the government has to subsidize it

crystal forum
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build your fucking high speed rail

arctic talon
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we would have if Elongated Muskrat didn't exist

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smh my head

crystal forum
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california makes more money than my entire country. build a train

plush mason
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isnt generalization the only allowed way to talk about things on the internet? /s

arctic talon
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Fucking hyperloop

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is so goddamn stupid

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do you know how easy it would be

celest dome
arctic talon
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to just pull a terrorist attack on one

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because of the stupid pressurized tube

crystal forum
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it was a scam wolf

arctic talon
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Obviously

plush mason
crystal forum
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half the shit this guy says is a scam

arctic talon
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but people eat it up

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because they're fucking mentally deficent

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and have not seen the glorys of proper rail transport

crystal forum
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it's not exagerating, it's not salesmanship, he's a fucking conman

arctic talon
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I love east asian public transportation

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I love trains

scenic bolt
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starlink requires replacing like 1/5 of all their 13000+ satellites every 2 years

arctic talon
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genuinely regularly service with trains would solve so many fucking issues with transportation

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in many places

crystal forum
arctic talon
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"Libertarian" moment

plush mason
arctic talon
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Who gives a shit

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Ford deserves to die at this rate

celest dome
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Remember when Musk was trying to make himself as the real 'Tony Stark' ?
What a buffon

crystal forum
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now spacex can gouge rural communities with admittedly good internet

arctic talon
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Most american automobile companies have been bailed out way too many times by the US government lol

plush mason
arctic talon
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guh

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this is true

crystal forum
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muh free market

arctic talon
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"free" market

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"regulated" market

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regulated in the favor of the peoples whos intrests it serves

crystal forum
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it's only free when it does what i want

arctic talon
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mmmm yes

plush mason
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"the first thing a free market does is stop being free" even a fuckwit like Asmondgold knows that

crystal forum
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that AI defender lol

arctic talon
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Free markets don't exist

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in a large scale

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mostly since that would just result in a monoply lol

crystal forum
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it's almost like everything has an end game and we're not just going to constantly stay in the first stages of every system

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people are so dumb man

plush mason
crystal forum
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it's an oligarchy now

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in my country it's all monopolies

arctic talon
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I mean

plush mason
arctic talon
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yeah

crystal forum
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teddy roosevelt would have a stroke

arctic talon
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Monoplies and oligarchies tend to go hand in hand

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No shit

crystal forum
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imagine him breaking apart disney

arctic talon
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its not as bad as shit like Standard Oil

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or American Steel yet

plush mason
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its getting there

arctic talon
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Yeah

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but its def not as bad yet

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Disney also isn't a monoply

plush mason
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and hopefully this new gilded age will go the way of the first

arctic talon
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its just a really big fucking media conglomerate

arctic talon
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can we get actual public stuff

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made by Gilded age 2 rich people

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like more libaries or railroad 2

scenic bolt
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I LOVE NEOLIBERALISM ITS NOT JUST LITE LIBERTARIANISM

plush mason
scenic bolt
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free market can totally regulate itself

arctic talon
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and more unions

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well the wealth didn't get redistributed

dusk patrol
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You are people

arctic talon
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during the break up of those companies

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the government forced them to start paying higher wages + more unions formed

storm jungle
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We truly live in a susciety

celest dome
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Honestly a shame what the American corporatism managed to do with Unions

arctic talon
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simply be like east asia

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and never have unions in the first place

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therfore you can get horribly abused by your employers instead

crystal forum
plush mason
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ideally we would never need unions

dusk patrol
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American unions are fine, at least the ones which matter.

arctic talon
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yeah

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but we should have more

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and stronger ones tbh

dusk patrol
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Although they just become the same thing eventually

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We need a union for our union

crystal forum
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americans should just care more in general. i hope that isn't a polarizing opinion

arctic talon
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Its not if you're sane

crystal forum
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it's like voting. just vote

arctic talon
plush mason
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we need watchers for the watchers for the watchers that watch us

crystal forum
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who watches the watchmen

arctic talon
scenic bolt
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no one cause it got canceled

dense dawn
plush mason
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its almost like humanity built a system of governance that is full on axiom to most of our natural needs

crystal forum
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people need to remember that zack snyder's watchmen is so fucked up

scenic bolt
arctic talon
plush mason
celest dome
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Capitalism ?

arctic talon
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capitalism isn't a system of governance

plush mason
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im talking about the hierarchy in general

crystal forum
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we didn't build anything. we just let the system appear because we were too lazy by nature to work on a good one

storm jungle
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This reminds of a guy i banned here

arctic talon
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do you want us to stop our conversation

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lol

storm jungle
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who was going about how conquering other soceities especially if they arent "primitive" not evil

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he of course had a statue pfp

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and went on a fascist tirade

plush mason
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its the only system we have and it barely works

storm jungle
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was just interjecting, continue

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im gaming anyway

crystal forum
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ah yes ancient greek lovers i wonder what their opinion on modern society is

storm jungle
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LOL

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honestly its hilarious how every statue pfp dude

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has some wild absolutely psychopathic takes on societal stuff

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"we should go back to beating up women and teach their place"

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"we should bring back public floggings"

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"what happened to our clothes"

crystal forum
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i love that one statue of the young soldier going to war made by a literal nazi is also loved by these people

storm jungle
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THAT ONE YEA

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its hilarious

crystal forum
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so fucking funny

storm jungle
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bros really think they are Alex Jones

plush mason
crystal forum
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they finally caught him

plush mason
crystal forum
plush mason
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true

crystal forum
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they're all fucking kids

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mentally or physically

plush mason
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mentally at least

storm jungle
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Nazis basically yoinked from any culture they thought was sigma while ignoring anything else about them lol

plush mason
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yeah adult kids are a big problem, especially as it seems almost all CEOs are exactly that

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40+ year old toddlers with way way too much money

crystal forum
plush mason
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stupid people are the single biggest threat to humanity

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and always will be

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why? because there is billions of them and it takes very little to get them to do whatever the fuck you tell them too

crystal forum
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even socrates said this like 2000 years ago lol

plush mason
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yup

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and stupid people killed him for it

arctic talon
dusk patrol
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Storm coats and caps, so hot rn

storm jungle
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the sign of every fascist enemy faction in media

plush mason
dusk patrol
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The morals leaving my body whenever the bad guys have cool outfits

plush mason
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^

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never forget all it took for the German people to turn on their neighbors was economic problems and a dude screming into a microphone

crystal forum
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just point at something and blame it for all of life's problems

plush mason
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a tactic as old as time and totally dependent on the majority of people being idiots

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which is why no one in power will never allow that to change

crisp heath
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I’d change

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I’m different

viral halo
storm jungle
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AAAA-

viral halo
crystal forum
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dilara hacking the pentagon

storm jungle
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LOL

crystal forum
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is my headcannon

storm jungle
# viral halo I always wondered, what is your PFP

its from Mayhem (2017), super fucking good movie. Basically a dark comedy/action flick where a viral virus gets released in a office complex where it turns off the sensible parts of your brain and makes your emotions surge forward, the main guy is fighting uphill to the top floor to kill his boss since he fires him while he plays golf in his office and snorts cocaine, the quarantine will be lifted in like 24 hours so thats the time limit he has to get there, one of the leading female actresses helps him since she also has a house loan on the line or shes gonna get kicked out and needs a signature

storm jungle
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Extremely fun movie, super recommend it

crystal forum
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the water is wet

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oh shit glen

storm jungle
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stfu both of you

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lmfao

viral halo
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If it's invincible then why can I see it

crystal forum
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did you just reveal to me a movie i should have watched 5 years ago

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god damn it

storm jungle
storm jungle
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and its nothing serious, just gory fun

viral halo
storm jungle
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AAA

crystal forum
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i like the part where he dies

viral halo
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I'm reading star wars legacy again

storm jungle
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no

storm jungle
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at that point he was basically unknown

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lol

crystal forum
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when he died?

viral halo
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2016

crystal forum
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he was pretty known at that point

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now he's in fucking everything

viral halo
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Idk why they would cast a visible actor in a show called invincible when the whole point is you're not supposed to see him

green loom
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Oh lamo

crystal forum
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it's like the actor who's the I AM A SURGEON guy

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not the guy screaming it

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the asian guy

green loom
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I AM A STURGEON MR KRABS

crystal forum
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he's in everything

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fucking lost even

viral halo
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he was actually the creator of that show

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he bought the rights to the Korean show and ported it to America and made the good doctor

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he prob made stupid money off of it

storm jungle
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i love how bad the avatar show is

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but everyone was like

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"the guy that plays the Firelord is a gigachad"

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lmfao

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ZAMN

viral halo
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Have we had our Wolverine vs Deadpool discourse in discord yet

green loom
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Wait was he Shang Tsung

storm jungle
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I dont think so

crystal forum
viral halo
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the world is healing

green loom
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Ain't no way

crystal forum
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i need to know something

green loom
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My man is Johnny Gat

crystal forum
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why do people hate chris prat but love ryan reynolds

green loom
viral halo
viral halo
storm jungle
green loom
crystal forum
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did not expect that but too numb to be disappointed

celest dome
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Doesn't Ryan Reynold have more range as an actor than Pratt ?

storm jungle
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Not really

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he plays the same character in every movie

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he just clicked as Shitpool

dusk patrol
green loom
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They both play themselves

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It's like Kevin Hart

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Or the Rock

storm jungle
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^

green loom
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Pratt peaked at Andy and he's just been playing Pratt since

storm jungle
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I remember when Hart got announced as Roland for the upcoming BL2 movie

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and people were like

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"Oh my god kill me"

rocky gale
dusk patrol
rocky gale
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He's been in every adaptation except the Movie

storm jungle
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leave it to Eternal to defend hollywood parasites

dusk patrol
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His ex wife has defended him a lot about being a good dad like idk

storm jungle
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yeah uh

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thats how most hollywood wives work

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bitches love that money

dusk patrol
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She’s a famous actress

storm jungle
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never heard of her

dusk patrol
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She doesn’t need to defend him

viral halo
rocky gale
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Was the Earthbending General who tries to bring out the Avatar State in ATLA and Hiroshi Sato in LoK, then he's Firelord in the Live action ATLA

dusk patrol
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Not as famous as him but like

dusk patrol
viral halo
rocky gale
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Only thing I know about Pratt outside his actor job is he used to work for a weird church

dusk patrol
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And this isn’t hard to find, I looked it up once and they’re both pretty clear on it. People just put stuff in the worst light they can for whatever reason

viral halo
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Idk what Chuch he belongs to though

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Church

rocky gale
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Like it was a Christian church that specifically targeted and tried to convert Jewish people or something

viral halo
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someone find that out rq

dusk patrol
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Meanwhile, no one who works with him has anything but good things to say it’s kinda hilarious

viral halo
dusk patrol
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Also mfers acting like the goddamn Mario movie and Garfield are some sacred cows that are being desecrated

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Who fucking cares it’s all trash

storm jungle
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They are cool characters

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not everyone is a doomer like you, you fucking bionicle infested dingus

dusk patrol
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The lamest bionicle character has more thought put into it than Mario has ever had

green loom
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I'm gonna do a study piece tomorrow

dusk patrol
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And bionicle sucks

storm jungle
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Jesus

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you are pure trash

green loom
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I wants to

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Practice building

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So I'm gonna draw Coteaz being hanged or sometihgng

dusk patrol
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(I do love bionicle)

celest dome
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MArio has better though of lore than half of the 40k character

dusk patrol
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(but it also sucks)

viral halo
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Alright I did Pratt research he goes to a historically anti-LGBT protestant church that a bunch of other famous people go to like Justin bieber

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However he brushed it off saying he'd only been there once or twice

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and his church is a diff one

storm jungle
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yeah not surprised

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im of the opinion that all churches should be blown up

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anarchy must reign

celest dome
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Emperess Dilara

storm jungle
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lmfao

dusk patrol
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And not just the Churchen

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But the Churchomen, and the Churchildren

viral halo
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Also @dusk patrol how dare you disrespect Garfield

dusk patrol
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Get banned if you say they’re wrong, get banned if you say they’re right about women. Can’t win.

viral halo
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Dilara is going to stab you

green loom
dusk patrol
viral halo
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I will not have you spouting anti-Italian propaganda in the darktide lore chat

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How can you call this beloved creature trash

celest dome
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I'll take Garfield over Peanut any day of the week

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But best American news paper comics is Calvin and Hobbes

green loom
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Twinks make leveling in WoW Remix very easy

crystal forum
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also how many people below the age of 30 have even read a single garfield strip

plush mason
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i have

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but

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i turn 30 this year so lmao

versed ledge
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How many tech priests does it take to change a lightbulb?

dusk patrol
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Trick question, they’d never change a lightbulb

versed ledge
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Trick question, they forgot how to do so and fight a massive civil war over it

tough haven
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Unless of course it’s machine spirit had been angered, then the amount is based on how long since the ritual was performed last and…

crystal forum
tough haven
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Well that’s the first component of the ritual of rekindling

crystal forum
thick cedar
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If youre a Khorne worshipper, is retreating from battle a big no-no or is it acceptable?

arctic talon
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It might not be acceptable to your leaders

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Lol

tough haven
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What do orks call necrons?

tough haven
hallow basin
tough haven
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Gotta live if you wanna kill

crystal forum
green loom
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Everything goes as long as you kill people at all at any point somewhere

arctic talon
green loom
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Also the daemons kinda just

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Wouldn't

arctic talon
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^

crystal forum
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i hate the "unkillable" demon rule so much

arctic talon
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Demons only run when faced with true death

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Tbh

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That’s the only way they feel fear

crystal forum
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what can actually kill a demon

green loom
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Or they're dealing with something like the Anchorite

arctic talon
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Sufficiently powerful psyker, sufficiently powerful blank, emperors sword

crystal forum
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other than kaldor draigo

arctic talon
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Sufficiently powerful act of faith

crystal forum
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do grey knights always perma kill demons?

arctic talon
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It depends

green loom
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I think if you use sufficiently powerful symbolism it might just perma kill them lol

tough haven
crystal forum
green loom
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Ye

arctic talon
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True name if used properly can be used to kill a daemon permanently

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Emphasis on properly

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It’s often used for banishment because killing a daemon with its true name is

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Hard

crystal forum
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bruh just get a random number generator to do every combination of words possible and you kill all demons

green loom
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So basically it's only Grey Knight territory and even then they have a limited window

arctic talon
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Banishment is easier

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Tbh

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It’s why everyone resorts to it first

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True death is what you do when you get the chance to do

tough haven
arctic talon
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Otherwise focus on sending it back to the warp

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Generally speaking grey knights can’t always perma kill a daemon but there’s examples

crystal forum
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can chaos gods just say "nah" and stop a demon from ever dying

arctic talon
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Yes

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Sort of

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The daemon needs to be relevant in some future prophecy woven into reality

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Which prevents the daemon from properly dying a true death

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A true death instead would just banish it for a long ass time instead

crystal forum
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so what happens to a demon when it dies

tough haven
crystal forum
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does it go to super warp

arctic talon
tough haven
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It’s just gone

green loom
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You kinda just nuke the personality

arctic talon
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I’m assuming you’re talking about true death

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Correct?

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Yeah you basically kill the daemon but not the energy of the daemon

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That shit goes back into the warp

crystal forum
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the idea that 40k has an actual afterlife and the warp is just some temporary bullshit that gets in the way

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i like that

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im sticking with it

arctic talon
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Well

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It had an actual afterlife

green loom
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I feel like there's an argument to be made that a chaos god and it's daemons are one and the same

arctic talon
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Thanks war in heaven

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For ruining everything

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Fucking frogs and robots

green loom
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AOS sweep once more

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It has all the afterlives

arctic talon
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Sentenced to being turned into a night haunt

crystal forum
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aos warp wins yet again

arctic talon
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AoS doesn’t have the warp 🤓

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also new skaven lore implies all Skaven share one soul

green loom
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The Schworp

arctic talon
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and are constantly fighting each other over chunks of it

storm jungle
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The Ratorp

arctic talon
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The horde of undead skaven flooding Shyish

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because nagash forgot to install a fucking off switch

crystal forum
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so if you take all skaven and condense them into a ball

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do you get the super rat

green loom
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You get the great horned rat

arctic talon
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But the one of the main examples we have of a daemon surviving true death is a Great Unclean One

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whos destined to still be present when the whole universe dies

crystal forum
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of course it's nurgle related

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Bro is like a giant clock megazord thing

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lol

crystal forum
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wait what

arctic talon
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Yeah

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Books get to be more creative

crystal forum
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wont the galaxy be dust before we're even near universe death

arctic talon
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But he's made out of a bunch of clocks and metal

storm jungle
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40k authors dont read

arctic talon
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he's destined to literally never die basically lol

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also yeah 40k authors don't read tbh

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I'd assume its more of a figurative thing as in

storm jungle
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they basically throw these wordings out there

arctic talon
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when all Sentient life is dead

storm jungle
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without realising how dumb/ridiculous it is

arctic talon
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more accurate it should just be like

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Our galaxy being dead

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either way he can't die until that moment lol

crystal forum
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or nurgle dying i guess

arctic talon
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yeah that also

crystal forum
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no more living souls

arctic talon
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and its also why he's the first Great Unclean one Ku'gath brought with him who tries to fight Guilliman

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in a straight fight lol

storm jungle
crystal forum
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so he can just walk onto terra

storm jungle
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damn we got awhile

arctic talon
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he'd prolly just get banished

storm jungle
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^

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Being timeless doesnt make you unstoppable

arctic talon
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He's noted as being very sloppy at fighting

crystal forum
arctic talon
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because he's not afraid of fighting

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or dying

storm jungle
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mass effect andromeda was horrible i agree

crystal forum
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get out of my way i'm driving a galaxy here

arctic talon
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he's objectively a terrible combatant

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he's just terrifying and intimidating because

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giant fucking metal and flesh abomination that makes a bunch of clock and bell noises

green loom
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What's his name again

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Also haha marine excerpt

storm jungle
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Small.

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Get it

rocky gale
# storm jungle

Just wait, the Orks will have somehow conquered the entire Andromeda Galaxy and they'll stick a big rocket to it to make it Impact the Milky Way faster

storm jungle
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Honestly theres prob already orks in other galaxies

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unless like

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they die from literal boredom during travel between intergalactic space

crystal forum
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could their fucking rocks even get there before the heat death of the universe

tough haven
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What do orks call necrons

storm jungle
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Tinboys

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next question

arctic talon
tough haven
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Nids?

storm jungle
arctic talon
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More nids

crystal forum
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well there's nids

arctic talon
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lol

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prolly some necron crap

storm jungle
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we do know theres other stuff out there

arctic talon
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without an off switch

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Orks

tough haven
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Otherwise you can always have a few mutinies to cheer up da crew

crystal forum
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nids supposedly having conquered other galaxies, die to bolters

storm jungle
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I mean

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Mongols conquered half of the world

tough haven
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Fucking horrors when I hit them with a tiny rocket

storm jungle
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died to infighting

crystal forum
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how weak are these galaxies like damn

storm jungle
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they didnt have plot armor

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kinda hard to chew through

arctic talon
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tbh

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the nids are funny

crystal forum
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you think old ones are just chilling in another galaxy

arctic talon
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maybe one or two lol

storm jungle
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We dont know

arctic talon
#

But we don't know

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Nids are the beastmen of 40k

tough haven
arctic talon
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except they get more respect then beastmen in WHFB

storm jungle
tough haven
arctic talon
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I mean they're cannon fodder

green loom
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Tyranids seeing the Pharos

arctic talon
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for everyone to kill

storm jungle
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Nids arent really a plot device

crystal forum
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they're fun to paint apparently

storm jungle
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they are also way more liked than beastmen

tough haven
green loom
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I don't believe in fun

storm jungle
arctic talon
tough haven
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And like beastmen they’re something to kill

storm jungle
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I MEAN

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so are orks

arctic talon
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every faction in 40k except for the Leagues of Votann

storm jungle
#

^

arctic talon
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have been behind some major event

tough haven
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Yeah but orks are funny

arctic talon
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lol

crystal forum
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orks have personality

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also orks are fun

tough haven
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Nids are occasionally funny

crystal forum
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and give character to the franchise

green loom
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I'm something to kill

tough haven
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But usually are just ‘ungry

storm jungle
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Yes thats kinda what they do

arctic talon
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either way I think its almost depressing

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how much beastmen get shit on

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in WHFB and AoS lol

storm jungle
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to be fair

crystal forum
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like skaven minus the fun part

storm jungle
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its really hard to make half-goat people cool

arctic talon
tough haven
arctic talon
#

AoS managed to finally make them cool

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and then they blew up the faction

crystal forum
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if nids could see the pharos and not the astronomicon do you think every navigator in the galaxy saw that flash

arctic talon
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I think the nids prolly saw both

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but its like hearing someone playing music

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vs. someone blasting music right outside your window

storm jungle
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They only percieved the astronomicon once they arrived in the milky way

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its range is already limited

crystal forum
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so the pharos had a ton of range

arctic talon
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Im dumb ignore me

storm jungle
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the Pharos was a massive flash since its an ancient alien tech mcguffin

arctic talon
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Pharos got blown up

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is why it attracted the nids

storm jungle
#

^

arctic talon
#

there were also already nids in the galaxy

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just

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less

storm jungle
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sleeper cells mostly yeah

arctic talon
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some sleeping ships

crystal forum
green loom
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The Kraken

crystal forum
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imagine just navigating and FLASH

storm jungle
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but thats not important

arctic talon
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do not ask the space wolves what a fenrisian kraken baby looks like

green loom
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I don't think it was limited to navigators, wasn't it a literal bright death flash

crystal forum
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also just causally ignoring that something more powerful than the astro existed

arctic talon
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I mean

storm jungle
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I mean

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welcome to 40k

crystal forum
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yeah no we dont need that

arctic talon
#

weird mcguffin xenos tech

storm jungle
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^

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literally every book has one

storm jungle
arctic talon
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if I had a nickle for every weird Xenos astronomicon equivelent

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I'd have 2 nickles

crystal forum
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it's fun to point out stop nerd emoji me

storm jungle
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also again

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why

arctic talon
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which is weird because they both blew up and caused horrific death

storm jungle
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do you expect

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the imperium

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to be smart

green loom
crystal forum
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i dont expect anything

arctic talon
#

The one Angron smashed

storm jungle
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you do

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you damn whiner

arctic talon
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or I guess Khorne

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and then other one

storm jungle
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mods ban this guy

arctic talon
crystal forum
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😭

green loom
arctic talon
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la cretura

green loom
plush mason
#

so what exactly are titan princepts? are they genetically engineer or something?

storm jungle
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they are normal people who pilot titans

crystal forum
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just guys who can survive the process and can use titans

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they are very rare

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a lot cant handle it

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bigger the titan, harder it is

plush mason
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so i assume becoming one is kinda like the ritual of becoming for the knights

storm jungle
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They get what we refer to as "gamer moments"

arctic talon
green loom
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They're genetically engineered in that they're probably inbred

arctic talon
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LOL

rocky gale
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Knights aren't typically as connected as Princeps

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

yeah also titan legions try to have more princeps

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by having their princeps have kids

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or moderatii have kids

crystal forum
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they are supremely valuable to the imperium

arctic talon
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Adeptus Mechanicus Eugenics moment

green loom
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Aren't a lot of them pulled from knight houses

rocky gale
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Knight Pilots can leave and abandon ship, Princeps usually get stuck in the Mountain Dew Gamer Pod

plush mason
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where they link with the command throne of their suit

arctic talon
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lol

plush mason
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lol

arctic talon
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not even a joke

crystal forum
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it's not really a ritual it's just implanting the mechadendrite thingies

plush mason
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ok

crystal forum
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fun fact they go into your eyes

arctic talon
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yeah you just jam the connection points in

green loom
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Post the one sfmuser comic

crystal forum
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they literally crawl under your eyeballs

green loom
#

Dilara knows what's up

arctic talon
crystal forum
plush mason
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so i assume the blank ones that piloted the psy-titans are all dead by the 42nd millennium?

crystal forum
#

that one come to mind often

arctic talon
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yeah imperators you get some uh

crystal forum
#

fucking sickening

arctic talon
#

gross connections lol

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so the titan doesn't

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immedietly fry you

arctic talon
#

I'd assume Ordo Siniser kept on recruiting

crystal forum
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some princeps literally live in their titans in vats

arctic talon
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or they have an in house eugenics program

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either way being a Princeps/moderatii is a life of luxary by 40k standards

crystal forum
#

apparently the feeling you get from being a god machine can make you not want to be just a guy anymore

arctic talon
#

the downside is uh

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being a princeps/moderatii

green loom
#

You're not ready for the titan crew polycule

arctic talon
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LOL

crystal forum
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pros: good working conditions
good salary
cozy desk

cons:
no freedom

arctic talon
#

pros: you actually get real food

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cons: you're a titan pilot

green loom
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It's not like you have freedom as almost any other imperial

crystal forum
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your chances of dying are lowered drastically at least

arctic talon
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Tbh

plush mason
#

so if the psy-titans still exist in 40k they could still be used technically?

arctic talon
#

If you die you can die knowing that everyone else around you is also going to die

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lol

crystal forum
#

and the longer you live the bigger titans you can pilot sometimes

arctic talon
#

either that or you get stuck as a moderatii forever

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Which isn't the worst

crystal forum
#

better than front line duty

arctic talon
#

you just risk horrific death instead of insanely horrific death

green loom
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I'm sure the custodes and sisters or silence can get them working again

crystal forum
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that's if you die

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which is a titan

arctic talon
#

tbf

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you can die without the titan dying

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Don't lose control lol

crystal forum
#

mechanicus would rather sacrifice 10000 skitarii over letting your titan die

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you'll be fine

arctic talon
#

real and true

plush mason
#

isnt it rumored all the psy-titans where lost in the siege of terra?

green loom
#

We dunno

arctic talon
#

I have never read this

#

ngl

crystal forum
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psy titans are a small lore thing

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they're nothing

#

literally no models

plush mason
#

true

arctic talon
#

Well

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they have models for Titanicus lol

arctic talon
#

they hand painted those fucking runes btw

storm jungle
#

99 POUNDS?

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DAMN

arctic talon
#

Its like bigger then a questoris

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iirc

crystal forum
#

HH

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ignored

storm jungle
#

dingus

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get him

arctic talon
#

nvm its the same size

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Also ew

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Legionies imperialis/j

crystal forum
#

10$ in resin

plush mason
arctic talon
#

the psy titan is a plastic resin hybrid kit

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iirc

crystal forum
#

mine is full resin

arctic talon
#

lol

crystal forum
#

still no fucking imperator in imperialis

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

They're never going to make an imperialis for Titanicus

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smh

plush mason
#

so like, is the left hand of darkness able to perma-kill daemons?

storm jungle
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Not perma-kill, just vaporize instantly

arctic talon
#

tbh it might be able to perma kill a daemon

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but most likely just instant banishment

crystal forum
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hey john, i think that titan is aiming at u-

plush mason
#

i know it deletes the souls of anything in the path of it's beam

crystal forum
#

titans aiming at a single guy is peak comedy

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target locked, firing on random fucking cultist

#

macro cannon sounds

green loom
#

What's the Left Hand of Darkness

plush mason
arctic talon
#

I think every secutarii should get a mag inverter shield

green loom
#

Is this what my grade school teachers warned me about when they saw I was left handed

plush mason
#

the one of the left arm

#

literally fires the soul of a psyker

crystal forum
plush mason
#

yup

storm jungle
#

I LITERALLY JUST SAID THAT

plush mason
#

its peak 40k edginess

crystal forum
#

it's on the left hand?? that's crazy

arctic talon
#

I want a d100 system in AoS

#

Yes I know I can just use WHF’s ttrpg

#

But I want an AoS specific one

crystal forum
#

these arent words

arctic talon
green loom
#

Who's D100

#

Is that like a rapper or something

crystal forum
#

a 100 sized die?

green loom
#

What a weird name

arctic talon
#

More realistically it’s 2 D10s

green loom
#

Is he like a 50 cent fan

crisp heath
#

Was Horus always gonna be a traitor to the golden throne from his upbringing or was it caused by events after meeting space dad?

#

I know once Erebus it’s over

crystal forum
#

get a 100 sided die loser

crisp heath
#

But the emperor kinda sucks too

crystal forum
#

who tf knows, the chaos gods literally just showed him stuff that happened after the HH as if it's a futur he's supposed to stop

#

yet he causes it

#

what a dumbass

#

he got told that the emperor just wanted his imperium to be his or something and that horus deserves to lead it

#

it's really pathetic daddy issue stuff

#

the funniest part is that the emperor loved this idiot more than any human or even his other sons

rose thorn
#

The 40k version of brain rot is those videos that are like ‘a guardsmen actually gains the respect of a space marine,,,’ and then read fan fiction

storm jungle
#

I see that shit pop up on my feed so much holy fuck

#

never enough "Do not recommend" options

green loom
#

"Henry Cavill REJECTS the Woke Agenda!"
Bad edit of Cavill with WIN written in bold red over it

crystal forum
#

we're past that rn

#

so called die hard fans forgetting about being mad when their content sloppers arent telling them to be

green loom
#

They're useful for fishing for annoying people tbf

soft thunder
#

There any book or other stuff in the works for new Votan dwarf books lore?

crystal forum
#

one book

#

confirmed at least

soft thunder
#

i require more small funny man lore

tough haven
rose thorn
#

Yeah

rose thorn
tough haven
rose thorn
#

like uh, the coffee one

tough haven
#

I also want more blackstone content with rein and raus and UR-25 or whatever his name is, I don’t remember

#

I love all those characters

rose thorn
#

I wanna make a rogue trader themed army so bad

#

With the new box

tiny coyote
#

question for the lore ppl

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are there many overlapping characters between 40k and fantasy- the only i know of are skarbrand and belakor but from what ive heard 40k belakor is very different from how i know him from fantasy

rose thorn
#

They are different characters and settings and technically have zero overlap, but like

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Irl

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Every named demon in 40k is in AOS

tiny coyote
#

yh i dont mean like literally hello i have magically appeared in the endtimes, i mean more just shared names and themes

tiny coyote
rose thorn
#

Except uh

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Vashtor and the named demon princes

tiny coyote
#

it was in 40k that skarbrand tried throwing hands with khorne cos of tzeentch right?

tiny coyote
rose thorn
#

Yup

tiny coyote
#

oh cool ty

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last question whats belakor like in 40k ive heard hes alot dif than he is in fantasy ive heard he has the same origin i think tho

arctic talon
#

He's the first daemon prince ever, he is explictly Not a human

#

or Eldar

tiny coyote
#

doesn't he predate humans ect ive heard?

arctic talon
#

Yep

#

generally speaking he's much more free then he was in WHFB or AoS

#

he has his own group know as The disciples of be'lakor

tiny coyote
#

remember reading smth about how he kinda got disowned abit for tryna trick the main 4

arctic talon
#

his general goal is trying to ascend to the 5th chaos god

tiny coyote
#

intresting are there more undivided princes like him ik theyre rare because of the stunt he pulled but i havent really heard of others like him

arctic talon
#

They're generally rare but yes undivided princes exist

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There's one who leads the largest group of nightlords, Lorgar and Perturabo are both undivided daemon princes

tiny coyote
versed ledge
#

So does a standard pattern predator tank of an auto-loader? Or do they require a marine still be the loader?

tiny coyote
arctic talon
#

neither of them are daemon princes

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but both are Chaos undivided yes

rose thorn
#

undivided as in they blue ball chaos to get what they want

arctic talon
#

LOL

#

real

tiny coyote
#

yh i recall seeing that horus thought of them more as a "tool" if anything so ig that counts as undivided

fallen plaza
celest dome
#

Undivided can mean 2 different things:

  • People who never pledged to a specific Chaos god (Eg: Perturabo)
  • People who got support of all main chaos gods (Eg: Archaon, Horus and Be'lakor)
arctic talon
#

Wonder if we’ll ever see a daemon prince of a minor god

#

Not Malice

#

Bro is literally weaker then Vashtorr

fallen plaza
#

There was another chaos God of atheism if I remember correctly

#

But that is even more obscure

celest dome
#

Doubt we will, they are even less relevant than they were in fantasy KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
#

holy shit its Big E

plush mason
#

lol

versed ledge
#

Are there any traitor Marines that aren't chaos worshippers and only rebelled for legitimate reasons with the imperium being the imperium

fallen plaza
#

Night lords, iron warriors, astral claws, and like, most of the chapters that participated in the abyssal crusade.

dusk patrol
#

Literally all of those

#

Are chaos worshipper marines

rocky gale
dusk patrol
#

But yes rogue elements tend to fall to chaos or die off fast

#

Kinda hard to survive without a support system

rocky gale
#

But you're probably thinking of Renegades rather than Traitor Marines, they've got different distinctions

#

and as said, Renegades usually die or end up becoming Traitors

#

But one worth mentioning are the Knights of Blood, Blood Angels successors who's red thirst was so powerful that it overwhelms them and led to them being declared Renegades, they still kept fighting to defend the Imperium though, just while avoiding other Imperial forces.