But they’re like mysteriouser eldar
#40k-lore-chat
errant yacht
Tau weapons are arguably much easier to loot, since they probably need to design the weapons to be simple enough to use by multiple subservient races
arctic talon
Pulse rifles are easy to use
storm jungle
They would still get you shot
you gotta be in a rogue trader or inquisitor retinue to use one
dusk patrol
Harlequins were just there for GW to try to dump their supply of flamboyant paints
fallen plaza
Tau weapons are arguably much easier to loot, since they probably need to design...
Okay, how would you know nerd.
arctic talon
Harlequins were just there for GW to try to dump their supply of flamboyant pain...
Woe, checker pattern be upon ye
storm jungle
plush mason
Woe, checker pattern be upon ye
my hand starts to cramp just thinking about painting one lol
dusk patrol
You underestimate my OC DONUT STEAL
arctic talon
You don’t need to do checkers tbf
storm jungle
me when i gotta paint a Lamenter pauldron
arctic talon
Unless you want to copy the box art
fallen plaza
my hand starts to cramp just thinking about painting one lol
Hand crapping
dusk patrol
I will bring Van Saar armor, tau weapons, Necron phase blades, and psykers, to my homebrew regiment
storm jungle
I will bring Van Saar armor, tau weapons, Necron phase blades, and psykers, to m...
STOP IT
errant yacht
Okay, how would you know nerd.
Because they have vespids, kroot, and meat shields humans as active combatants. Kroot have their own guns sure, though some of them do use Tau guns.
storm jungle
also I remembered Van Saar actually sell gear to the guard
plush mason
Hand crapping
yeah i got a new keyboard because my old one was borked, still getting use to the key placement and dysgraphia doesnt help lol
storm jungle
gotta respect the grind not gonna lie
errant yacht
They would still get you shot
Under nonexistent charges?
fallen plaza
I want a fucking solar aux armor
storm jungle
Under nonexistent charges?
The charge is you using xenostech
dusk patrol
also I remembered Van Saar actually sell gear to the guard
At this point the ad mech has to know they’re just annoyed they’re being this obvious so they pretend still
fallen plaza
Maybe then I might enjoy playing vet
plush mason
since when has the imperium ever cared if the charges where genuine or not?
arctic talon
Lol
storm jungle
^
arctic talon
Where’s the arbites quote
storm jungle
great quote
dusk patrol
Innocence proves nothing
arctic talon
You know the one
errant yacht
The charge is you using xenostech
Departmento Munitorum never laid out any charges for their use and if the Guardsman maintains the kit he was issued when stepping out of the battlefield, he technically isn't breaking any laws.
plush mason
"the plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time"
storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
pinning this at this point
legit one of the greatest fucking 40k quotes
"If you werent guilty the Emperor would step infront of this shell and stop me"
sound logic ngl
carry on officer
Veteran main moment
IF TEAMKILL WAS ON
arctic talon
"If you werent guilty the Emperor would step infront of this shell and stop me"
Then you’d be guilty of wasting my ammo
dusk patrol
Now I wanna play an Arbites in Rogue Trader or Dark Heresy
arctic talon
The imperium is genuinely unhinged
dusk patrol
Can’t wait til the next dlc
arctic talon
In its law enforcement
celest dome
If Xenarite are disalowed, then so would Guardsmen using Xeno weapons
storm jungle
we are getting a female death cultist
so male arbiter would make sense
balanced
and not WOKE
fallen plaza
So they can have SEX
fallen plaza
And make BABIES
fallen plaza
Two in fact
arctic talon
Or whatever isn’t
storm jungle
Marazhai is like
arctic talon
Oh the tabletop
arctic talon
I thought you were talking about the video game
fallen plaza
Yeah the game
storm jungle
you are telling me the videogame was based on a TABLETOP GAME?
snow fern
People recruit Marzapan?
storm jungle
Yeah
dusk patrol
40k fans when the Sister of Battle doesn’t exist to be railed by you the player
storm jungle
hes great
arctic talon
the most popular romance after Heinrix
Worst part is he actually treats you well as a “pet” if you’re submissive 💀
storm jungle
I mean hes a sadistic patrick bateman
snow fern
He's the whole reason you're in Commoragh in Act 3, as far as I'm concerned that's an unforgivable sin
storm jungle
Enemies gotta help Enemies
dusk patrol
Idk he seems like he’d be pretty anti Semitic to me
snow fern
I guess both elves are at fault
storm jungle
Idk he seems like he’d be pretty anti Semitic to me
BRUH
dusk patrol
He definitely wouldn’t cool it with those remarks
storm jungle
I guess both elves are at fault
Yrliet's case is pretty bad, since its literal character assassination
her decision also like
makes no sense
lol
fallen plaza
"Well I also got a relationship with a drukharri and I can fuck him. Also he doesn't call me monkey most of the time" The type of shit I get sent with no context about his game
storm jungle
this is like me banning everyone in this chat out of nowhere because im evil now
like "what"
snow fern
It's very bizarre, she really doesn't seem the trust Drukhari type
storm jungle
YEAH
dusk patrol
Yriliet exists to sit on your ship after you realize snipers are dumb in this game
arctic talon
Yirlet exists to have a terrible plot point and uh
arctic talon
Be the token cwe
snow fern
Argenta's great, heavy bolter go brrt
storm jungle
forced them to include streotypes
Ulfar was originally gonna be a Black Templar
LOL
storm jungle
I love how theres an event where Heinrix is like
"ROGUE TRADER PLEASE KICK THEM OFF THE SHIP I DONT LIKE THEM"
i just told him to stfu
dusk patrol
Marazapan he’s objectively right though let’s be real
snow fern
Is this just dark elves in End Times all over again?
storm jungle
Uhh
arctic talon
No
storm jungle
what does that mean exactly
arctic talon
Not really
celest dome
I suppose 'Dark Elf were actually the good guys and stuff'
snow fern
IDK, I heard malakith got a lot of stuff he didn't deserve, meanwhile the High elves just did stupid shit
celest dome
Which is a big miss reading of the ET
storm jungle
he only wins because he literally bribed the writers from the amount of bullshit that got retconned
lol
celest dome
Malekith deserved worse
dusk patrol
Malekith suffering for thousands of years cause he didn’t wait a little bit longer
Whomp whomp
snow fern
Well that's what i meant, like why the fuck was he the true pheonix king actually?
storm jungle
Malekith being the """true""" phoenix king is like
we getting revealed
Horus was right all along
and that he deserved to be the Emperor
in some rulebook
dusk patrol
It’s definitely an uh
storm jungle
that kind of bullshit
dusk patrol
Interesting idea
storm jungle
Well that's what i meant, like why the fuck was he the true pheonix king actuall...
No reason lol
arctic talon
And like asks for things like consent
He’s still like a drukhari but like
Hes weird
celest dome
Well that's what i meant, like why the fuck was he the true pheonix king actuall...
Cause the ET was written by writers that had favourite factions and stuf
dusk patrol
That’s cause the writers were cowards
celest dome
Like yes Chaos had to win.
But Skaven level of bullshit doesn't come from people that hate the Skaven
dusk patrol
REEEEEEEE
snow fern
I find it hard to justify recruiting Malakai as any of the 3 inclinations
storm jungle
Malakai is from gotrek and felix
snow fern
Marzapan
dusk patrol
Malalahaheakahesjsnwjs
arctic talon
I find it hard to justify recruiting Malakai as any of the 3 inclinations
Iconoclast can def do it
storm jungle
dusk patrol
The dark elf malakalaklaihlah
storm jungle
Heretic is literally "which companion im gonna sacrifice today"
storm jungle
The dark elf malakalaklaihlah
ok Emil Darkhammer
green loom
The Yrilet one is pretty worth it
snow fern
Heretic is kinda boring
dusk patrol
I never said that one isn’t dumb
arctic talon
Heretic is kinda boring
It is
arctic talon
Still better then being evil in baldurs gate 3
celest dome
Still hate Malakai as a lord. 
Failure of an Engineer, failure of a Slayer
dusk patrol
The nice part is you do give the Dark Elf and Idira what they deserve
storm jungle
I like Marz more than Idira
tho wish i could just kill Jae
fucking whiny needy bitch
JESUS CHRIST
JUST SHUT UP
arctic talon
Marz is more likable because he’s explicit about being a piece of shit
Also he literally asks you
storm jungle
^
dusk patrol
That’s why I just always have Pascal and Abelard
dusk patrol
Argenta was cool until she wanted to give orphans rights
green loom
Heretic is legit the cartoon network run
dusk patrol
Cringe
snow fern
Pasqal is great
arctic talon
Like
Bro literally asks
Hey can I go hunt down some of your menials during warp travel
Instead of you like catching him in the act of it
snow fern
shameless
storm jungle
Hey can I go hunt down some of your menials during warp travel
I love how some people call Marazhai a monster for that while those people he murders are literal slave labor living under your rule
like bro no shit
storm jungle
also love the abelard sidequest with them
arctic talon
Would not give a shit
arctic talon
On either dogmatic or iconoclast
storm jungle
LIKE GRANDPA CHILL
dusk patrol
Heretic is like
storm jungle
lmao
arctic talon
Lol
celest dome
Abelard does not consider the poor human
He doesn't consider the poor human, or doesn't consider the poor, human
snow fern
Abelard upset you didn't just exterminatus the deck upset over having no heat and enforcers running amok
dusk patrol
Mfw I tried to be homies with the Changer of Shapes and got rejected
arctic talon
Ngl I only gave them some rights because a mildly content crew
Is better then a dead one
dusk patrol
Abelards brain rebooting when you talk to the lower decks with anything other than beatings and gunfire
arctic talon
Idk I’m saving valuable ammo
snow fern
I'm still convinced we can totally turn this upcoming death cultist into a khornite, not enough falls from grace in RT
storm jungle
Abelards brain rebooting when you talk to the lower decks with anything other th...
Me when im a police officer in the U.S and my opponent is Abelard
dusk patrol
Abelard be like: “The lower decks are invaluable! Who else will we use as target practice?”
storm jungle
Also Abelard
"MY LORD I CANT BELIEVE IT YOUR PET PSYKER/ELDAR/WHOEVER IS KILLING THE SLAVES"
arctic talon
Who’s the rich respec guy again
Who says he would like to hunt the master of the vox
storm jungle
his rank is Factotum but i forgot his name
arctic talon
Because she’s voidborn
snow fern
It's wild our ship has the one enforcer captain with a conscience
storm jungle
I DIDNT
hallow plover
The factorum is based
arctic talon
And how his family used to do that to voidborn
snow fern
oh yah, the guy who sells our shit
hallow plover
He becomes fat beyond measure in heretical playthrough
dusk patrol
"MY LORD I CANT BELIEVE IT YOUR PET PSYKER/ELDAR/WHOEVER IS KILLING THE SLAVES"
Well yeah they’re our people to do with what we want now those filthy xenos
snow fern
he's wild for being so casual about it
arctic talon
Like oh my god lol
It just comes out of nowhere
Ask him how he feels about the crew
Talks about how he wants to hunt down and kill one of the people for sport standing like
5 feet from him
💀
snow fern
hahaha
dusk patrol
Mfw a filthy void born is trying to talk to me about some shit like how we’re under attack ugh
Come back when you have a less disgusting person to give me the news
storm jungle
Least racist european moment
hallow plover
Just hide his hideousness behind more augmentics
storm jungle
snow fern
The flesh is weak
snow fern
yah she seems fun, what if we kissed under the blood fountain?
arctic talon
Just hide his hideousness behind more augmentics
Idk vigidis looks fine lol
She’s just bald
hallow plover
death cult waifu NOW
In september
dusk patrol
POV: You just learned that boarding the rogue traders ship from the engine room was not in fact the safest course of action.
arctic talon
And has a ton of augmentics
hallow plover
Along with primaris butts
tough haven
How do potentia coils create electricity to fuel tech priests?
dusk patrol
How do potentia coils create electricity to fuel tech priests?
They vary in quality and ability
dusk patrol
The hunched back is sometimes a sign of a poorer coil although not always
storm jungle
Quite literally no electrobitches
dusk patrol
Lathe World ones are wild
green loom
Did anyone here get the Vigdis/Idira romance ending
dusk patrol
Can power meltas, plasma, hellguns, and so on
snow fern
Idira doesn't have any romances afaik, she just makes up with Vigdis and Argenta somehow
dusk patrol
The best Idira ending is to let Argenta do what she wants after the first incident
snow fern
Then dies horribly, such is the fate of psykers
dusk patrol
I do think it’s funny how easy it is to miss Argentas dialogue about how she was the one who killed Theodora
snow fern
She's a mainstay in the party, so she got brought along to Commoragh
snow fern
Argenta sending lots of love(A bolter round) to your heart(Through your heretic skull)
dusk patrol
Argenta being wholesome, thinking of the children laughing and smiling (they’re burning screaming heretics alive)
arctic talon
Mfw argenta has one of the best moral compasses
snow fern
It's crazy how many party members you can just kill through dialogue options, not including Heinrix's inquisition kidnappings
snow fern
Kingmaker was the worst about it
dusk patrol
Heinrix being able to wipe out half the party though his dialogue
arctic talon
Lol
snow fern
You aren't even forced to kill Camella in a Aeon playthrough, wild stuff
I heard she's the most popular romance in wotr too, people be sexually attracted to red flags
snow fern
I mean Astarion's close
dusk patrol
Gale is most popular romance companion in BG3, but only because he forces you to pick him
snow fern
Or Minthara
arctic talon
Gale is most popular romance companion in BG3, but only because he forces you to...
Isn’t it shart
Then lae’zel for female companions
dusk patrol
Probably
arctic talon
For male it’s like Astarion and Gale
arctic talon
Gale is most popular romance companion in BG3, but only because he forces you to...
Gales romance trigger is so weird
And clunky
green loom
I'd romance gale if he dies by the end
dusk patrol
https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect3-report-to-the-ship-as-soon-as-possible-well-bang-ok-gif-17369371
I did think the magical item nomming would be much more annoying than it was
arctic talon
It’s like 3 or 4 right
snow fern
I mean, cucking the goddess of magic is pretty funny
dusk patrol
Mystra, would you remind the court again what the age gap was?
arctic talon
Also Astarion wasn’t even 100 when he was turned 💀
snow fern
Wow he's a baby elf geez
snow fern
I like Gale, cause he lets me end the game without being a squid monster
He explodes, I keep all my teeth, it's a win win
arctic talon
Turn Orpheus into squid
dusk patrol
Moral choice
snow fern
That's so mean to Laezel I could never
arctic talon
Lae’zel is a better leader
dusk patrol
Well I mean
dusk patrol
I killed him lol
arctic talon
Orpheus just kills them lol
snow fern
I don't recall Orpheus killing Laezel, they rode off on a dragon to go fight the lich queen or whatever
snow fern
oh the githzerai
snow fern
yah the preserved head in act 2 gives you resistance to psychic damage I think
is nice
celest dome
Gith character have so much racial loot compared to the other
arctic talon
You get to literally have a chat with Bane
arctic talon
Gith character have so much racial loot compared to the other
You get to kill a lot of gith tbf
I think Drow and gith have the 2 most though
snow fern
Myrkal sends his avatar to kill you
celest dome
The Dead 3 make sense to be part of the story
arctic talon
They do
snow fern
bhaal is still bhaal
arctic talon
I’m just surprised you get to talk with fucking Bane lol
If you speak with dead on gortash
arctic talon
bhaal is still bhaal
Booal
snow fern
even in a completely different series you can not escape murlocs
arctic talon
Sahuagin?
dusk patrol
I did enjoy Withers throwing shade at them at the end
snow fern
no like the little frog people that worship a redcap
dusk patrol
“It wouldn’t have worked if it had worked dorks and you guys were too dumb to make your dumb plan work”
snow fern
Yah a demigod is kinda a few leagues higher than just an aasimar
arctic talon
Whatever close enough call her an assimar lol
snow fern
I think more people would play aasimar if they could bathe an area in holy fire and be literally immortal
arctic talon
I think more people would play aasimar if they could bathe an area in holy fire ...
Assimar are fun for RP
I liked playing as a scourge assimar for a campaign
Weird funny mask
snow fern
scourge is fun, other than the whole radiant damage lightbulb thing
arctic talon
Radiant damage lightbulb is a hilarious mechanic
even if it falls off a cliff
zealot barb scourge assimar is funny as hell
Highly recommend
snow fern
It'd also be funny on a war cleric, just adding more damage on top of spirit guardians and spiritual weapon
the lightbulb is aggressive
arctic talon
Assimar being a PHB race now is funny
snow fern
It was weird how Tiefling was a phb prior but not aasimar
arctic talon
It was weird how Tiefling was a phb prior but not aasimar
One has easy access to flying ig lol
snow fern
Well they didn't have to give one of the subtypes flying, also like, not much room to fly in dungeons, plus bows + Scorching Rays does exist
Like a PC with flying is handy, but not the encounter ruiner some people believe
arctic talon
Either way I’d assume it’s a case of they’re rareish
So they didn’t end up in the PHB
arctic talon
Like a PC with flying is handy, but not the encounter ruiner some people believe
Def, I enjoy designing combat encounters around fly lol
rocky gale
Like a PC with flying is handy, but not the encounter ruiner some people believe
Tell that to my incredibly convoluted build that ruins every encounter and gets me banned from every table
snow fern
Sounds like a skill issue on your Gamemaster’s part
arctic talon
if someone is summoning chickens with Shepard I am going to force them to compress it into multiple "hordes" of chickens lol
celest dome
In a past story I played with my 1st rpg group we had a Tengu player iirc who would always fly up be a bow user (Fighter iirc).
Then the DM wanted to teach her a lesson and let her do that again in a cavern. After having explicitly said that the cavern had many spider silk cocoon and webs...
So her character flew into one, got immobilised, grappled and poisoned while we were trying to set fire to the full cavern.
Character did survive iirc
snow fern
if someone is summoning chickens with Shepard I am going to force them to compre...
See, stuff like this is why I like shamelessly taking stuff I like from other editions. PF1e has the troop template, which is basically just a swarm of people. Very useful for shaving 5+ characters off the initiative order.
Or the minion template from 4e, which is just changing a creatures HP to 1 and nothing else, nice for when you want your PCs to feel like badasses
sacred ginkgo
Minions are also nice for swarm encounters because it prevents missing kills by just rolling shit, and they can still be threatening if not handled well
Them having 1 hp doesn't matter if your turn is over and there are like 5 on you, and several have advantage
arctic talon
Or the minion template from 4e, which is just changing a creatures HP to 1 and n...
I love minion templates ngl
4e had a ton of good ideas
tough haven
Quite literally no electrobitches
Magos biologis when someone tells them "The flesh is weak"
versed ledge
The moebian 6th what kind of regiment are they?
rocky gale
Pretty sure they specialised as Shock Troopers
versed ledge
Ever since the dissolution of the unified command structure of the imperial army, the guard and navy were made separate. And more so for the guard getting heavily neutered
celest dome
Shock infantry
versed ledge
I see, but shock infantry would be supported with IFVs too, but we don't see chimera shooting at us
We do see a lot of Valkyries in the cutscenes
rocky gale
The conditions we fight in aren't particularly suited for Chimeras
celest dome
So for things they haven't got yet but could be added lorewise:
- Sentinels
- Psykers
- Heavy armour infantry (shields)
celest dome
The conditions we fight in aren't particularly suited for Chimeras
Or Valks
versed ledge
The conditions we fight in aren't particularly suited for Chimeras
True, but very suitable for sentinels
rocky gale
Maybe they'll be added as a new Monster unit like the Plague Ogryn and Beast of Nurgle
queen laurel
True, but very suitable for sentinels
And we have krak grenades
And plasma guns
And an ogryn
We are capable of taking those down with a bit of difficulty
versed ledge
So do they, yet somehow. We're better...somehow
rocky gale
We have the Emperors light
versed ledge
I'm I look at the moebian 6th, and these guys are pros, if they were serious, we would be turned to pulp by their air support or more
queen laurel
I'm I look at the moebian 6th, and these guys are pros, if they were serious, we...
Our group can brutalize chaos spawn and plague ogryns
celest dome
We are capable of taking those down with a bit of difficulty
The issue isn't being able to dispatch those, it'd making those work on the map we have
versed ledge
It's too tight essentially
rocky gale
Pretty sure they mentioned that the 6th don't have any air support
queen laurel
The issue isn't being able to dispatch those, it'd making those work on the map ...
To be fair you can modify them
celest dome
Verticality is the issue
queen laurel
Like the worker ones
celest dome
Sentinel can jump, other not really
celest dome
I'm I look at the moebian 6th, and these guys are pros, if they were serious, we...
Air support would come from another regiment. They do use some valk to have logistical access to things
versed ledge
Also notice the lack of actual heavy weapons?
Sure they have their ogryn laying down suppressive fire
But it's weird not to see heavy bolters not being aimed down at us, or multilaser turrets
celest dome
Cause they would be difficult to work with the map system
fallen plaza
I dont know how turrets would differ from gunners without them being annoying gameplay wise
celest dome
And to balance, people already hate Gunners. So Gunner² would be hated more
fallen plaza
And sentinels are too awkward sized for most maps
With most monsters you can sorta see them being able to duck and crawl, sentinels though? Idk
celest dome
Sentinel can duck too
fallen plaza
Fighting a forklift sentinel in melee would be funny though
rocky gale
But it's weird not to see heavy bolters not being aimed down at us, or multilase...
The idea of our mission is we're going through back areas and places they're not expecting us to be in to reach our objectives and like Rannick says in the Twins mission, the Warband carefully pick their engagements to avoid demoralising loses.
So the assumption is our routes are designed to avoid the heavily fortified gun positions and we're in and out before they can reposition them.
rose thorn
And to balance, people already hate Gunners. So Gunner² would be hated more
Source: payday 2
Snipers are the reason a whole game mode is basically unplayable after a certain point
They get upgraded to do more damage and be impossible to see
versed ledge
I dont know how turrets would differ from gunners without them being annoying ga...
They're stationary, can be easily flanked, has reload and cool down times because barrel overheating and destroying that system is far costly than the men manning it
fallen plaza
They're stationary, can be easily flanked, has reload and cool down times becaus...
So, a gunner.
wraith quartz
Hey, sidenote: can gene stealers evolve like the nids do?
rocky gale
Kinda but they don't really in normal situations, since they're like a specific branch that has already evolved for a specific purpose, so the Cult will evolve as it develops and spreads, but it's along kinda established typical lines.
fallen plaza
Nooo dont evolve so fast your so sexy hahaa
celest dome
Hey, sidenote: can gene stealers evolve like the nids do?
No, and Tyr don't really evolve either
They will develop new bio forms, but already spawned bioforms will not change like that
lone quest
There are two forms of life alive and not alive those who are in the middle are always in pain
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/acces-denied-no-nope-nah-headshot-gif-1048186966671935945...
Hey that's pretty neat, I think Marines can do that too
See? He evolved into having two parts.
dusk patrol
Truly amazing evolution is
wraith quartz
Ah
dusk patrol
@storm jungle @arctic talon
arctic talon
guh
plush mason
storm jungle
<@166943308231344128> <@255478624851853312>
BRUH
vagrant osprey
if you an average person born into 40k imperium
can you climb the corporate ladder?
vagrant osprey
damn
fallen plaza
Not with that attitude
celest dome
Chaos has a slightly easier ladder, but be ready for a shank or be shanked organisation
queen laurel
Chaos has a slightly easier ladder, but be ready for a shank or be shanked organ...
How the hell does
A cult
That worships the literal embodiments of chaotic faith
Have it easier
sacred ginkgo
Because stabbing people to get a higher rank is acceptable
vagrant osprey
Not with that attitude
becasue i mwatching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quKwtzXlcoU&ab_channel=dystopianchimp
celest dome
Because stabbing people to get a higher rank is acceptable
Yes, and much easier than being born to people who are higher in the ranks than the other
storm jungle
becasue i mwatching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quKwtzXlcoU&ab_channel=dysto...
That video is also still being too generous
theres not really any "average joe" in the Imperium from how every imperial world is so different.
and most just end up being some form of slavery 
queen laurel
theres not really any "average joe" in the Imperium from how every imperial worl...
From literal cave man worlds to sci-fi gothic fortress planet
They have multiple types
vagrant osprey
and most just end up being some form of slavery <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163...
damn
queen laurel
The Imperium is kinda awful to live in.
Can't be as bad as New york
plush mason
well, many hive cities are literally just NYC
storm jungle
including the giant rats
dusk patrol
Dilara you can’t call them that anymore
celest dome
What are they now supposed to be called now ? New Jersian ?
storm jungle
celest dome
One day NY will be built over and those mutants will live in their proper places
The sewers 
celest dome
Was thinking of Futurama but that work too
rose thorn
Sorry what’s happening in New York ?
dusk patrol
Probably a lot
raven stone
Just them comparing NYC to Hive cities
Which TBH, is hyperbole I think. Actual 40k hive cities are 10 times worse than all our current cities combined.
dusk patrol
raven stone
You don't even get your own shoebox room...you only ever own a bunkbed
(Going by the tree scanning map)
raven stone
…ok with how the economy is going, yea, the only difference will really be, we still get to see the sky.
rocky gale
Gotta get one of those Japanese pod apartments that are just a 3ft wide/tall box that’s like 6 ft long
torpid narwhal
is age of sigmar as good as 40k?
torpid narwhal
what is a good book to start with
torpid narwhal
I've heard the gotrek and Felix books are a classic
is the basic lore that much different then 40k? is it evil gods and stuff or is it more lord of the rings type stuff.
fallen plaza
is the basic lore that much different then 40k? is it evil gods and stuff or is ...
You'll have to either read the book I saw or ask someone better than me for that, all I can say at this point is that chaos is a thousand times cooler in fantasy
leaden pilot
what is a good book to start with
I started with the Drekki Flynt books and loved it
Also currently reading Hamilcar: Champion of Gods, and very much enjoying it
torpid narwhal
I started with the Drekki Flynt books and loved it
how is the hollow king
leaden pilot
Haven't read it
arctic talon
is the basic lore that much different then 40k? is it evil gods and stuff or is ...
AoS is insanely different from 40K
For one everyone is infinitely less racist
scenic bolt
is the basic lore that much different then 40k? is it evil gods and stuff or is ...
Basic lores similar but also different, factions will regularly work together because the setting unlike 40K isn’t populated by mutually antagonistic collapsing empires. It still has a very maintained status quo that WHF, AOS, and 40K use though
arctic talon
AoS likes to break up the status quo more(read: every faction gets to take turns being the whipping boy)
Unless you’re called beastmen
torpid narwhal
AoS is insanely different from 40K
is it as dark and violent
arctic talon
In which you’re always the whipping boy
arctic talon
is it as dark and violent
How do you feel about ritualistic blood sacrifices being a thing the “good” guys do
I FUCKING LOVE KHAINE
torpid narwhal
How do you feel about ritualistic blood sacrifices being a thing the “good” guys...
checks out
arctic talon
The overarching major “grand alliances” are
Order: hates chaos, Chaos: is chaos, Death: hates chaos and parts of order, Destruction: wants to just destroy everything
scenic bolt
It also regularly adds new factions because the model lines sell relatively equal well to each other and makes financial sense to spread the love in lore equally, unlike 40K where space marines are 50% of sales so everything 40K ends up always being about space marines
arctic talon
It also regularly adds new factions because the model lines sell relatively equa...
Tell that to idoneth 
Or fyrelslayers
But generally AoS trends more hopeful and less horrific compared to 40K
AoS as a setting however is more horrific then warhammer fantasy by quite a bit lol
fallen plaza
But generally AoS trends more hopeful and less horrific compared to 40K
Just like there systems irl
arctic talon
Just like there systems irl
LOL
scenic bolt
AoS is the better TT game easy
arctic talon
I’m still mad about all the magic lores being compressed
scenic bolt
Haven’t played enough 4th to call yet
torpid narwhal
i normaly only buy books from games workshop site becuase if i get them off amazon they come all bent and messed up
gana start with arkanauts oath becuase its by guy haley
leaden pilot
gana start with arkanauts oath becuase its by guy haley
I'd say that's a good choice
storm jungle
is it as dark and violent
its basically He-Man but insanely violent in that 40k flavor
rocky gale
AoS is really good, it’s different from 40K but it’s also got a lot of the same dna and familiar elements
rocky gale
Yea Fantasy fans blame AoS for their setting ending because it’s what replaced them
storm jungle
Yeah like the above take of "id say it was good if WHF didnt exist" is a bit lol
especially since a lot of Low Fantasy aspects still exist in AoS too
people just assume every battle/campaign is between super high fantasy armies like World of Warcraft
rocky gale
First edition AoS was also pretty rough, so a lot of people got a bad first impression
But it’s improved and developed a lot since
And is in a pretty great place with models, rules and stories
fallen plaza
I enjoy quite a bit of aos models
The harbinger of decay? Mwah, model of the decade.
storm jungle
First edition AoS was also pretty rough, so a lot of people got a bad first impr...
You will not meet a single person who thinks first edition AOS was good yeah
its clear they had no idea what to do at first
but considering the "beginnings" of 40k and WHF itself its pretty much on the same boat
rules that make no sense mixed with extremely goofy lore
rocky gale
My only complaint currently would be some of the models are overdeveloped
Like the Ironweld Great cannon for the Cities of Sigmar is basically an entire diorama for a single model
fallen plaza
Remove the shield on the cannon and it's a fire model
rocky gale
Na the shield is fine
storm jungle
its peak Empire, luv me old timey humans
rocky gale
But just all the details around it
fallen plaza
My only complaint currently would be some of the models are overdeveloped
Tru, aos models are hella too infantry focused for my taste.
raven stone
I should note.
The Free city dudes are roughly the same scale as Guardsmen.
Yes I refuse to stop banging on about Feudal World Guard Regiments.
raven stone
https://www.warhammer.com/app/resources/catalog/product/920x950/99120202045_Free...
Imagine this converted into a Guard Field Artillery team…
rocky gale
Pricey
versed ledge
https://www.warhammer.com/app/resources/catalog/product/920x950/99120202045_Free...
Is that auto-loading system for a cannon?
rocky gale
That cannon is the same price for one as the Guard cannon box for two is
fallen plaza
Is that auto-loading system for a cannon?
That is a rack and pinion system for tilting it
dusk patrol
Corrupted Free City Soldiers march with their daemon prince
versed ledge
Ah I see, for better elevation then
dusk patrol
It’s funny cause they look medievaly
storm jungle
its almost like
raven stone
*Corrupted Free City Soldiers march with their daemon prince*
And ye, Chaos players could always incorporate Darkoath as Cultists as well.
rocky gale
Yea the soldier on the left has an alt pose where they’re using it to aim
dusk patrol
No Epic scale ones weren’t that high quality
versed ledge
*Corrupted Free City Soldiers march with their daemon prince*
Put those in a 40k setting, no difference, and I'm certain even the little guys can tank a decent amount of las fire or bolter rounds, just enough to smash in the face of those throwing the emperor's fury
dusk patrol
Put those in a 40k setting, no difference, and I'm certain even the little guys ...
My brother in Christ
storm jungle
THATS 40K ART
versed ledge
Ooooof
dusk patrol
That is 40k lol
storm jungle
Bailiff
fallen plaza
storm jungle
execute this man
dusk patrol
Those are fucking mechs
versed ledge
Corrupt imperial knights.
dusk patrol
That is funny though
versed ledge
storm jungle
Corrupt imperial knights.
storm jungle
I made that yesterday feel free to borrow it
fallen plaza
https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-read-rap-fans-exorcism-uncle-ruckus-gif-2303860...
I could almost type aloud what ruckus said
versed ledge
In speaking of the books
dusk patrol
Mfw I see the fifth meme of the day on grimdank about “insert hot girl here from faction” starter pack about how quirky you are for wanting to date a girl with big boobs.
versed ledge
Wasn't there an incident where 24th millennium humans accidentally got teleported to the 41st millennia by some warp dickery?
dusk patrol
There’s always everything
fallen plaza
Loretuube
storm jungle
Mfw I see the fifth meme of the day on grimdank about “*insert hot girl here fro...
Me when a 40k fan sees a female character and all their brainpower goes to their cock
versed ledge
And tried to warn any nearby human planets, but got killed by the genius denizens of the imperium for speaking ancient "high Gothic"
dusk patrol
“Guys here’s my female primarch art, they all have the same face and massive tits, and half the pieces are them with almost no clothes. Why yes I do have a NSFW Patreon why do you ask?”
fallen plaza
Some female primarch art is genuinely good tbf
dusk patrol
Comments: Omg dommy mommy so cute
dusk patrol
Some female primarch art is genuinely good tbf
Some smut writing is good, it doesn’t mean most of it isn’t trash
fallen plaza
“Guys here’s my female primarch art, they all have the same face and massive tit...
I dunno why but some of the worse "sexy primarch" Art is always dorn
storm jungle
Its really not Dorn
versed ledge
Some female primarch art is genuinely good tbf
Gimme
storm jungle
most of it is the more psycho ones
dusk patrol
Curze
storm jungle
lol
versed ledge
Gib good fem primarch art with slaanesh approved milkers
fallen plaza
I have a friend who has a crush on curze
storm jungle
They should seek help
fallen plaza
She is bipolar
dusk patrol
I have a friend who has a crush on curze
I also know mentally disabled people
storm jungle
Guy Haley said it best on his twitter
people who are attracted to curze are the same people who love serial killers romantically
dusk patrol
Tbh I get it as a goofy fantasy
storm jungle
lol
dusk patrol
“I can fix him”
rocky gale
It’s a simple fix
dusk patrol
People have weirder fantasies but yeah
versed ledge
What if there was a romance dating sim with female primarchs taking place in some sort high school....that would definitely sell
fallen plaza
“I can fix him”
That was her direct quote everytime you asked why she likes him
dusk patrol
What if there was a romance dating sim with female primarchs taking place in som...
You know what else would sell?
Your kidneys
fallen plaza
What if there was a romance dating sim with female primarchs taking place in som...
Okay redditor
dusk patrol
After I take them from you
versed ledge
Tau culture is in my name, lads
outer wave
Your tau kidneys
rocky gale
outer wave
Erm, my smut OC fanon says otherwise sooooooo
dusk patrol
They don’t look hot
And even if they did
You wouldn’t be selected for the breeding program
versed ledge
Noooooo
dusk patrol
They select for genes that are desirable and want to be passed on
fallen plaza
You hear that? Your not desirable gue
storm jungle
They select for genes that are desirable and want to be passed on
Im glad we dont have such people/societies IRL
dusk patrol
What’s the meme, you will never be Japanese, you will never have a anime girlfriend, you will never be the protagonist
That but for Tau
Also on the other end of the spectrum, Sisters of Battle can select for the cream of the best specimens in the Imperium for any fling or long term thing they’d want.
Aka, not you
Now get on the line
You’re on mine clearing duty
Your tools are your feet
rocky gale
They don’t look hot
I dunno
dusk patrol
Imagine her sneezing
outer wave
Makes me wanna wiggle my finger in that nose gap
rocky gale
Please don’t
outer wave
Please do*
versed ledge
Im glad we dont have such people/societies IRL
Not yet... isn't the body/gene modding scene sort of the fledgling version of that....just without eugenics yet
dusk patrol
There’s a bit in one of the books of a Tau soldier being sad about how he doesn’t get to bang a hot tau girl in the breeding program because he wasn’t selected or whatever, it’s so fucked
dusk patrol
Mfw she’s a fucking alien
rocky gale
She’s cute
storm jungle
Not yet... isn't the body/gene modding scene sort of the fledgling version of th...
Eugenics has been a thing for almost like a century
my joke was we already have groups/societies like this
crystal forum
https://tenor.com/view/vampiredog-pomeranian-bladetrinity-blade-dog-gif-18527628
most normal resident evil enemy
dusk patrol
storm jungle
Ghandi Grindset lets gooo
dusk patrol
Fighting the Caste system ain’t easy
crystal forum
kick the british out with these hands
dusk patrol
Sometimes you gotta get in the ring
rocky gale
Nuclear Ghandi back at it dropping bombs
crystal forum
Nuclear Ghandi back at it dropping bombs
stop making me want to play civ 5 again
dusk patrol
The funny thing is Farsight is the great liberator for the Tau from the Ethereals and he still rigidly believes in their caste system
Despite seeing how it holds them back
dusk patrol
Big if true
dusk patrol
Me watching as yet again mfers go on about how Tau “became Grimdark” when their first release and codex has almost every single Grimdark element they still have in it.
storm jungle
thank god, its spreading
arctic talon
anti intellectualism is a disease upon the mind
rocky gale
Cats really do just stare at you judgementally
green loom
Twitter
storm jungle
Detroit, my beloved
dusk patrol
lone quest
can Psykers read minds?
Depends on what type they are
bronze tinsel
if they can read thoughts they cannot be trusted.
lone quest
Depends what do you have to hide?
If it’s a deep secret they’d have to dig if it was what you were impulsively thinking then it’s easy
sacred ginkgo
You can also use traditional interrogation techniques alongside it to find stuff easier
outer wave
can Psykers read minds?
I believe the Loner or Savant have a line or two concerning reading the other characters' minds and hearing insults about them
So yes its possible
storm jungle
can Psykers read minds?
Psykers can more or less do every kind of "magic" stuff in fiction depending on their power level + what the author allows them to do on the fly.
Its basicaly just "Yes" depending on what thair power designation is
mind reading is like the lowest one on the list
sacred ginkgo
Pretty sure the Psyker enforcer armor’s previous bearer was the stations interragator
outer wave
So are there any diseases in 40k that do not originate from Nurgle's stinky asshole in canon?
queen laurel
Psykers can more or less do every kind of "magic" stuff in fiction depending on ...
Even something similar to a barbarian rage in dnd where they quite literally overcharge their bodies to grow bigger and stronger
They can basically do a lot of things in fiction
queen laurel
Wait theres psyker barbarians?
You can make one
outer wave
Fuck yeah
storm jungle
So are there any diseases in 40k that do not originate from Nurgle's stinky assh...
Nurgle doesnt have a monopoly on viruses, bacteria and microbes, they still naturally form and exist, its more that he can take notice and take advantage of it wholesale.
We do have some unique ones mentioned loosely here and there but its just made up shit like "Oh on this planet if you inhale this dust too much you'll get Bloodlungs! It means your lungs bleed!"
outer wave
Could've at least called it Lungrust or Rusty Lungs
storm jungle
Im sure that exists
green loom
Rustlung is a gears of war thing
storm jungle
no wait Rustlung is from Gears lol
storm jungle
see what I mean
green loom
Shared braincell 🤝
outer wave
LETS GOOOO
storm jungle
YEEE
But yeah its literally just any sort of made up shit
Nurgle doesnt make every single kind of disease
its how shit like trenchfoot still exists in 40k
outer wave
Does it ever happen where the original disease ends up fighting against the nurglite version? Im pretty sure thats going to be met with a no
storm jungle
Yeah no Nurgle is too paranormally strong for that
its like how uh, in Vraks they deploy literal chemical weapons and it does nothing to the Plague Marines
green loom
Regular diseases still work like diseases
Nurglite diseases kinda don't make sense half the time and are basically if like fairy tale poxes were made real
outer wave
Right right
storm jungle
Yeah they are both paranormal and "based" in reality at any given moment
outer wave
I was going to say something about competition and niches but yeah warp shinanigans
green loom
They are indeed very based
arctic talon
Wait theres psyker barbarians?
Biomancy can let you grow very buff and strong out of nowhere lol
outer wave
Thats based
arctic talon
other things you can do are like turn your own flesh as hard as metal and stuff
also shoot electricity
Smite is the basic bitch biomancy thing every imperial psyker learns
outer wave
Damn I wish we had the more advanced biomancy stuff like big muscle attacks
arctic talon
Biomancy shout thats just making yourself incredibly good at melee
outer wave
Oh the psyker scream?
crystal forum
hello everybody
who wants to be the first person to test out my model
i am too lazy to try
just this
only lore nerds allowed
also if you do it i gift you nitro
shell mason
no
arctic talon
Oh the psyker scream?
no, just using it as an example of how it could be implemented
crystal forum
maybe i have to try with the model people channel
and i will up the reward to the super nitro
it's sooo close to being done
just need to get the proportions
@arctic talon did you figure out if your friend is willing to print it
outer wave
no, just using it as an example of how it could be implemented
Ah I see
arctic talon
<@255478624851853312> did you figure out if your friend is willing to print it
haven't heard back 💀
green loom
Can it kill me instead
crystal forum
Can it kill me instead
no you still have so much art to do
and if i get chased by my art demon then so shall you damn it
young pecan
green loom
no you still have so much art to do
Please
raven stone
So after the Agent fans, the Sons of Sanguinius are happy too
forest orbit
Im inclined to agree because KT models always tend to be better than mainline stuff half the time
celest dome
KT wise I really want them to do some Exodite stuff
And a Tech Priest KT
storm jungle
It will happen at some point
forest orbit
Yeah its inevitable
storm jungle
KT was very much the revelation of "we dont need to make an army to expand/introduce new faction elements"
fallen plaza
I love him
I dunno, old one still has its place though, sad it's gonna be gone
forest orbit
I dunno, old one still has its place though, sad it's gonna be gone
Its goofy ass' place is in the bin
bring forth the update 🙏
storm jungle
I saw that beads emote 
forest orbit
dusk patrol
It was fine for its time but it’s old, glad he got an update
He’s probably my favorite BA character
storm jungle
I thought old timers liked the playdough marines
fallen plaza
Maybe it's the paint job that's making me biased
dusk patrol
I don’t think I’ve seen a single primaris update I didn’t think was an improvement on the original character wise
Generally speaking most are straight up dates anyways with a little jazz added
fallen plaza
I didn't like the dark angels one, that was the only I can remember I don't like
dusk patrol
Which one?
dusk patrol
If you say Azrael stg
dusk patrol
its the same fucking model
storm jungle
Also who was this guy again, BA got so many needless special characters
forest orbit
Lemartes, basically just the usual "so strong he can resist the rage and lead the Death Company"
storm jungle
Riveting 💀
forest orbit
He has a cool model, thats basically it
dusk patrol
He’s a Chaplin whose always in the BR but manages to resist it, he’s got a good book
dusk patrol
The author does a lot horror stuff and he uses that well in the book
forest orbit
If she wants horror she should go read the Mephiston novel (deragatory)
dusk patrol
The whole endless desire to just give in to the rage and how much easier it would be
fallen plaza
Which one?
Azmodai
storm jungle
seriously
dusk patrol
Oh come on
storm jungle
Asmodai is great
dusk patrol
His was great
storm jungle
are you on the fumes coming off his pack
forest orbit
^
his model is killer
Asmodai literally has NOTHING to complain about. Its the exact same model
dusk patrol
Belial I don’t care for but I never liked his look a ton and I prefer helmets always
But it’s still a good update
forest orbit
Belial is peak "im here too"
dusk patrol
For what it is
storm jungle
Hes very much like...
"We got this list of angel names"
"lets just give them to some characters"
dusk patrol
I’m surprised they didn’t do Sammael but his old model holds up so well
I kind get it
fallen plaza
I didn't like his pose or smoke
dusk patrol
Bah
forest orbit
Its okay he doesnt like us either
anyway your sentence is getting that violator-plug he has up your ass
storm jungle
My favorite lightsaber
forest orbit
BIG Smoke
dusk patrol
storm jungle
YOU PICKED THE WRONG FORTRESS MONASTERY FOOL
dusk patrol
I HEARD SOMEONE WAS LAUGHING! NO ONE MAY SPEAK FOR A YEAR NOW!
celest dome
Also you don’t even have to do the smoke smh
Honestly if you told me that it's a 30k Death Guard model I would believe it
dusk patrol
We need a new plague with you kids and your vision
fallen plaza
I accept I'm the minority when it comes to opinions on models sometimes I tend to be a bit picku
dusk patrol
Model opinion privileges revoked
celest dome
dusk patrol
You can have them back when you’ve thought about what you’ve said
celest dome
No
storm jungle
The smoke that would then turn to plague smoke or something
I have actually seen people rip his smoke bit and use it in 2-3 deathguard models
its the best part of the mini so i dont blame them
celest dome
SM can go melt in the paint stripper bath
storm jungle
LMAO
fallen plaza
I've thought about it long and hard
And i still stand by my opinion
The pose is even more stiffer than I remembered
dusk patrol
I already said your opinion privileges are revoked
celest dome
What was the opinion ?
dusk patrol
A bad one
dusk patrol
They were cooking with grease with Helbrecht, god I love the pose
And the goofy cleaning servitor
viral halo
Did we talk about the shitty new blood angels sculpts
dusk patrol
For a fucking power sword
viral halo
lemartes and astorath fucking suck
dusk patrol
Bah
storm jungle
Get him
fallen plaza
They were cooking with grease with Helbrecht, god I love the pose
On this we agree, this is good
storm jungle
They were cooking with grease with Helbrecht, god I love the pose
also Dickbrecht my beloved
viral halo
The astorath's arms are too long
storm jungle
viral halo
and paintjob sucks
storm jungle
The astorath's arms are too long
Lemartes' legs are the only cursed part imo
maybe hes a secret dwarf.....
viral halo
lemartes, while i understand is a firstborn, looks undersized still
dusk patrol
I will say I don’t care for Astoraths look much but I’ve never cared it’s a good update
Wish he had a helmet mostly
storm jungle
like i said before BA just got too many special characters
dusk patrol
If he had the helmet I’d like helmet I think
viral halo
I stopped buying warhammer models in june and started buying star wars shatterpoint and legion models and my life has dramatically improved
dusk patrol
They do better in their books sometimes, outside of Mephistos book they have some pretty quality characterization
Also no I’m not fixing it
viral halo
Man I missed this chat
dusk patrol
Mephiston’s book stuff I just entirely ignore
viral halo
I blacked out the other day in my cabana drinking almost a whole bottle of 1800 silver and almost started slinging shit on discord
I was punished with sunburn
dusk patrol
Dangerous prospect