#40k-lore-chat

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celest dome
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0.75 is 20mm ?

plush mason
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yup

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.993 is 26mm

celest dome
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In any case they most likely have less powder than regular weapons

rocky gale
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Aren't Bolter rounds like mini rocket bullets with a secondary ignition after being fired, so you'd imagine less recoil on the initial shot

plush mason
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yup

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2 stage gyro rockets

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so the casing has a small amount of ejector propellant

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its also why the bolters have such short barrels

rocky gale
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Hmmm new Warcom article suggests next Killteam box is going to be Tau vs Tempestus Scions

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Which coincides with earlier leaks of a Jump pack Scions vs Vespids box

shell mason
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sup lore nerds

dusk patrol
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Well I won’t be upset with more scions

storm jungle
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VESPIDS

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PLEASE

dusk patrol
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Especially if Agents of the Imperium is gonna be a thing

plush mason
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new Vespids are always welcome

storm jungle
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Any alien model update is a W

plush mason
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^

storm jungle
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🙏

shell mason
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anything other than Asartes, milituirm models is actually a dub

dusk patrol
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Always down for more flyboys

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Except for the movie Flyboys that one sucked

green loom
outer wave
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Are we seeing the return of the Astartes guy....

dusk patrol
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That’d be pretty great marketing

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Also a way to give a crash course on Space Marines and 40k for people new to the setting

outer wave
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I hope thats all happening but this sadly is still GW behind the wheels (sorta)

dusk patrol
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And?

outer wave
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GW isnt known for making the most sensible decisions is all but then again, Amazon has some pull here so maybe things are a little different

dusk patrol
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Based off what? They’re the reason this stuff is happening

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lol

outer wave
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Oh oof

green loom
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40k marketing is not bad

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(their in house studio is just overworked lmao)

dusk patrol
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I won’t pretend I wouldnt like more animations and stuff but if it’s leading to this

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I’m down

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I’d rather all this than a few ok animations

green loom
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Like they had to make the edition trailer for 10th, AoS4th, Pariah Nexus, Horus Heresy, Kill TEam

outer wave
dusk patrol
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I’m not gonna count the chickens before they hatch but Amazon being behind a potentially huge and high budget 40k show is a big deal if that can stick the landing

green loom
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Doubly so if it doesn't, you know, suck

dusk patrol
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And mostly I’ve enjoyed Amazons stuff at least visually. There’s issues with some but most of those are understandable I think

green loom
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But like adaptations wise the worse they make is like, okay

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So I'm not worried

dusk patrol
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Rings of Power is hugely handicapped by what they can use

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And a new LotR is always gonna be rough tbh, I think it was a mistake but the execution visually was well done

green loom
dusk patrol
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The Boys my issues are the same as anything else Kripke has done

dusk patrol
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I just know they didn’t have access to much of the LotR properties unfortunately

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Which unfortunately obviously affected the writing

green loom
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Myeah

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They got like

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A brief footnote right

dusk patrol
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Don’t get me wrong it could still suck but at least it’s a good shot and hopefully visually it’ll work

green loom
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And only partially

dusk patrol
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And I’m confident they’re gonna try to make it true to the tone for 40k

green loom
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I'm sure we'll get like 3 million videos/posts about it "Not being 40k" from morons regardless lol

outer wave
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I wonder how short this movie short will be tbh

green loom
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Lower end I'd say 8-10 minutes?

dusk patrol
green loom
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Ikr

dusk patrol
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Or they’ll make Aemos East asian or whatever

green loom
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Or they portray the imperium as bad or Eisenhorn as mildly wrong

crystal forum
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what happens when a power sword hits a storm shield

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both work on the same principal right

crystal forum
green loom
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Not a difficult thing to do

arctic talon
crystal forum
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it'll be a bit annoying for the nerds like us since it's already obvious

green loom
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With visual media it'll probably be hard not to

crystal forum
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but i can tell they'll open the series by trying to distance themselves as much as possible from the shitty community

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"the imperium is shit and our fanbase are morons for liking them"

green loom
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Like dude's at an enforcer station, what'll they be doing in the background? Having coffee?

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Horrid oppressive bullshit makes for good background clutter

arctic talon
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Bruh

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It is the 41st millennium

crystal forum
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i hope it pisses off the people i dislike

arctic talon
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💀

crystal forum
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they should make eisenhorn a woman

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for no reason

arctic talon
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It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods. note

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Just make your own show at that point idk

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I think I’d rather something new

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Then an adaptation

crystal forum
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with blackjack and hookers

arctic talon
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Lol

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I’d rather something new tbh

crystal forum
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something new is asking a lot

arctic talon
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Less expectations

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Not really

crystal forum
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from executives

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since that costs writers

arctic talon
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We get something new with every book supplement lol

crystal forum
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and an already written story is much easier to pitch

arctic talon
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Idk

crystal forum
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the boys just used the comic book as an excuse

arctic talon
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I prefer original content

crystal forum
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the comic books suck

green loom
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I mean

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For executives

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It's not like they'd know the source material

arctic talon
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The boys just uses a somewhat similar setting + characters

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It’s much better then the source

queen laurel
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the source is atrocious

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the show is alot better

green loom
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They might straight up pitch Eisenhorn and then make an original inquisition story

crystal forum
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they just used it as an excuse to make a show making fun of superheros imo

arctic talon
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The comic also does that way harder

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Lol

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It’s just shit

green loom
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It's literally the same lol yeah

crystal forum
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executives arent smart people

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they just follow trends to make sure the show will sell

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pitching the boys without a comic book source would have just made it seem less worthy of investment because these people are stupid

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im not taking their side

green loom
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I hope we get an intro like dis

arctic talon
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My beloved intro

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The most cruel and bloody regime possible

crystal forum
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a star wars intro crawl that nobody will read

arctic talon
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40K has so many fucking fans who refuse to read

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It drives me insane

dusk patrol
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Maybe they’ll at least watch the show

arctic talon
dusk patrol
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Even then

queen laurel
arctic talon
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This isn’t like grimdank at all

queen laurel
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That's not even hard

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just focus a little bit of research

arctic talon
dusk patrol
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People don’t care

arctic talon
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^

dusk patrol
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It’s that simple

queen laurel
celest dome
green loom
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People like to larp as big fans of something niche

dusk patrol
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They just like to post the same overdone dead meme over and over

crystal forum
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also all the important lore is crammed into rulebooks anyways

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the rest is supplementary

dusk patrol
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Not really but a lot of it is in there

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It’s very easy to access this stuff

green loom
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The wikis half the time just straight up copy paste from the rulebooks

crystal forum
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and the moment they perceive this community as attacked they act super tribal about it

green loom
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They give me a bad name

arctic talon
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It was easy to find people who didn’t read the lore to skin alive during the custodes thing

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Me seeing the words geneseed

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In the context of custodes

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Ngl those people are lame

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Play however the fuck you want lol

queen laurel
arctic talon
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The game gives you the tools

crystal forum
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the whole custodes thing was because they got convinced by shitheads that female custodes are an attack on their beloved IP

queen laurel
crystal forum
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actual brain rot

arctic talon
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I think GW really didn’t handle it well

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Personally

queen laurel
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yes it was a bit out of the blue i will admit

arctic talon
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I like the addition but also they did it in an ehhh way

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But w/e

queen laurel
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but the way the community overreacted on the other hand

arctic talon
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Meh

queen laurel
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That's where the problem really is to be fair

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It's just you know a very weird lorechange you don't really have to lose your hair about it

crystal forum
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you cant blame GW for the shitheads crying about woke stuff infiltrating their game

arctic talon
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I’m not blaming them for that

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I’m blaming GW for not making a mini for it smh my head

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Or at least an alt head sculpt

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But w/e

celest dome
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Yeah release the lore right after/alongside a named miniature

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That would have been best

queen laurel
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yeah a lot of custodes stuff if not all of it are male oriented

arctic talon
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Not even a named mini is necessary tbh

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Just a head sculpt for it would be enough

celest dome
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Having a model of Kesh would be cool though

arctic talon
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GW actually making Harken look cool in art goes crazy tbh

arctic talon
queen laurel
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but yeah then again, as much as GW didn't really handle it well, people crying about it like god damn runts don't make it any more fun

dusk patrol
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I got tired of all the discourse on it fast and still am

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It would have been better if they did it years ago

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But whatever

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Idc

arctic talon
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I agree

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Okay so

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Bomb squigs

queen laurel
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what about them?

arctic talon
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Do you think if you shook one it would explode

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I’m not sure how volatile their insides are

queen laurel
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If the bombs aren't activated

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you can try shaking it all you want

dusk patrol
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Considering it’s an Ork bomb

arctic talon
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Oh I thought they had like

dusk patrol
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Probably 50/50

arctic talon
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Extra explosive insides

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Lol

celest dome
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The 40k one wouldn't matter

dusk patrol
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You see one in the Killteam trailer

queen laurel
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Yeah most of the time they use fused explosives

crystal forum
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that looks like dynamite

queen laurel
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ortimed charges

crystal forum
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dynamite will in fact explode if shot

dusk patrol
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Somehow I doubt they’re following extreme safety procedures when making them

queen laurel
arctic talon
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The safety procedure is don’t stick a grenade up the squigs ass

celest dome
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I think that any bomb squig that could explode if they are shaken would be useless, seeing how they move around

arctic talon
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Good point

queen laurel
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it's mostly dynamite but since it's ork made dynamite

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You can imagine how dangerous that one would be

crystal forum
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if orks have dynamite does this mean they know the process of creating nitroglycerine and then making TNT with it

dusk patrol
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I mean that’s a pretty basic aspect of making explosives

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So probably

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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It’s pretty easy for us to do it irl

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Multiple civilizations figured out how to make stuff go boom

crystal forum
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do it right now then

queen laurel
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yeah and orks are a very war focused species

dusk patrol
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I already sent one to your house

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Check your mail

queen laurel
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They would be experts at making stuff that kills stuff

crystal forum
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dynamite is not as simple as adding saltpeter, sulfur and charcoal together

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it took until the industrial revolution to figure it out

queen laurel
crystal forum
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we had nitroglycerine for a little while which was very funny because it's both a heart medication and an extremely unstable explosive

queen laurel
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tank bustaz use explosives all of the time

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they can make this stuff easily

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Def exists

crystal forum
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and the ork equivalent of alfred nobel

arctic talon
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As an oddboy

queen laurel
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yeah it could also be a low ranking mek boy or spanner

dusk patrol
crystal forum
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ork logistics are fun to think about i dont care how im not supposed to think about it

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somehow it fucking works

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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They make guns and vehicles by hand

queen laurel
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they're orks

dusk patrol
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Explosives is the easy one

queen laurel
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they can make attack asteroids

arctic talon
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I’d assume they have a squig that produces explosive goo or something

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Idk

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Maybe it’s blood is explosive lol

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But also they could just make them from scratch

crystal forum
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ork supply trucks

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just a trukk full of ammo and explosives

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that one space marine with the bolt sniper looking at it go

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Oh that one

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Where’s the flat squig mine

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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Same energy

arctic talon
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Lol

gray umbra
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Squigs make good hair

ripe solar
queen laurel
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squigs can bred and genetically modified for a lot of useful stuff

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bombs molotovs hair

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you name it

dusk patrol
celest dome
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Targeting systems

plush mason
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anvils

queen laurel
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yep

celest dome
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Bikes

dusk patrol
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Anything you say?

plush mason
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guitar foot petals

crystal forum
dusk patrol
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Can I make one which doesn’t let Jay type anymore

queen laurel
crystal forum
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which is used for gunpowder

dusk patrol
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Potassium is for bananas

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Dummy

dusk patrol
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Nitrate is the stuff Dom uses to make his car believe in family more

crystal forum
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they just want to exist and not fucking touch anything

plush mason
dusk patrol
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Sodium Chloride is wild

queen laurel
plush mason
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there is no limit to what a squig can be

crystal forum
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chemistry is for nerds btw

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fuck that shit

dusk patrol
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Got his ass

plush mason
dusk patrol
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Can’t make a squig into a real boy

plush mason
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lol

dusk patrol
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Well not unless the fairy godmother shows up

plush mason
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hey now, lets not go that far

queen laurel
crystal forum
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there used to be a math guy here

dusk patrol
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He didn’t have much to add though

crystal forum
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that's very derivative of you

dusk patrol
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Don’t be so divisive

plush mason
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oh no not math puns

dusk patrol
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Careful

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They multiply

queen laurel
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Fuck both of you

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that's it

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that's all i have to say

plush mason
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ngl i fully expected you to say "im gettin' me zoggen' hammer"

crystal forum
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and then he zogged all over the place

queen laurel
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i'm about as subtle as a brick flying through the air to hit someone

plush mason
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respect

crystal forum
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do orks play cards

queen laurel
queen laurel
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alot of ork entertainment is well

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Violent

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like Headbutting contests or a squig face eating contest

shell mason
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correct me if im wrong necrons can't feel pain correct?

arctic talon
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They feel a simulation of it

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But yeah they don’t exactly feel pain

shell mason
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suppose it keeps them from going mad

arctic talon
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Tbh it’s also useful to know

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If you lost like a leg or arm

shell mason
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could just turn it off

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would be useful for the royals while the basics necron has theirs turned off

crystal forum
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pain, we hate it but we'd be dead without it

shell mason
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tru

shell mason
storm jungle
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normal foot-troops feel literally nothing

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there isnt anyone in there

dusk patrol
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They still don’t

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But they used to not too

shell mason
storm jungle
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They used to have no souls

shell mason
shell mason
storm jungle
# shell mason still not a sentence.

a set of words that is complete in itself, typically containing a subject and predicate, conveying a statement, question, exclamation, or command, and consisting of a main clause and sometimes one or more subordinate clauses.

storm jungle
storm jungle
dusk patrol
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“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used too as well.”

shell mason
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But appreciate the context

shell mason
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but still fuck you

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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And you’ll die in ignorance

shell mason
arctic talon
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Certified cities of sigmar moment

normal light
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?

misty brook
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So a Psyker who has the ability to absorb the nearest Daemon into their own body and turn into it and use it's own power against their own kin and inflict true death on them by absorbing their essence when slain. But the transformed Psyker still has control of their body without being subsumed by the respective Chaos God whom they robbed of, because of their indomitable will. Would the Imperium sanction such a Psyker or would they be under a Inquisitor's retinue instead?

arctic talon
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That psyker would be killed probsbly

dusk patrol
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And outside of some super radical elements

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Would be killed by most inquisition people

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A radical inquisitor might use them though

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But possessed people who maintain control and use the power are corrupted to the depths of hell

celest dome
storm jungle
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^

misty brook
storm jungle
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They would be killed still

celest dome
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Ignorance is an enemy, even to its owner

storm jungle
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^

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Well said.

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The Imperium is also not known for being logical about these things, theres at least a dozen stories where they would rather destroy things that would improve/help the Imperium in the long run entirely due to supersition among other things.

dusk patrol
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Consuming daemons doesn’t generally lead to good results, also truth death isn’t as useful as you’d think for daemons

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That being said idk how they’re killing this over powered thing

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Idk what else you want with that hypothetical though. Radicals would maybe try to use it, others would try to destroy to

arctic talon
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hell some radicals would destroy it as well

hallow plover
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Just add friendly fire to the game so I can put a bullet through my psyker's head the moment he starts mumbling thing because of high peril

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That's why bolt pistols are available, right?

tough haven
tough haven
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you could literally just use a laspistol

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a boltpistol to the back of the head is just overkill and a waste of an expensive and hard to find round lol

hallow plover
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It's the imperium

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Waste is not considered

dusk patrol
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Tbh it’s mostly just that’s what commissars are seen with as a signature weapon, they’d use a laspistol if they had one on hand

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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It also sends more of a message and does the job better for executions too

queen laurel
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A Las pistol is good but you need a lot more than that in the battlefield

dusk patrol
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Unless you’re lame like Cain smh

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Imagine being a commissar and not opting for a plasma or bolt pistol

hallow plover
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I would use the bold pistol on the fleeing guardsman and the laspistol for the usual execution

green loom
arctic talon
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Yeah

green loom
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oh nvm Hel Crown is only just starting

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Oh well

arctic talon
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oh

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its not Hel Crown

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sorry lol

green loom
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I figure they're going to make Skaven win

arctic talon
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inb4 Helcrown gets taken over by the Skaven and Khorne immedietly attacks it

tough haven
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in darktide I hear characters have lines about auspex readings for daemons, is this actually something that is done in lore?

arctic talon
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prolly

young pecan
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"Bro... I killed thousands of daemons and literally tackled a traitor marine off of a tower to kill him" "Inquisy come get him I'm scawed"

storm jungle
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All he had to do was snitch to the Chaplains

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if he wanted to be like

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orderly as the codex wanted at all lol

young pecan
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All he had to do was not be jealous he can't slay like us spearnails

hallow plover
storm jungle
hallow plover
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Is Leandros confirmed to be in SM2?

rose thorn
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BUT LETS GO

hallow plover
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I'd like to see how he has "grown"

rose thorn
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genuine HUge AOS Dub

arctic talon
rose thorn
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on topic of cities i wrote most of the lore but im stuck on my city symbol

rose thorn
hallow plover
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True

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Becomes a spider monster "I AM NO HERETIC"

rose thorn
hallow plover
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I still can't believe how they couldnt figure out it was chaos all along

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all the signs were there

rose thorn
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THERE WE GOo

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i ifnally got my symbol

storm jungle
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Lmao the skull on the insect is a great touch

rose thorn
storm jungle
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Stick to this

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The more simple the better

rose thorn
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yea but that is a bit too much empty space

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settlers gain is pretty complex to tbh

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also eventaully ill pay someone to remake this with actual skill

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and not just steal clip art like i did

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and then make a water transfer

raven stone
nocturne crest
green loom
arctic talon
arctic talon
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I think its design being so complex compared to the others is supposed to be offputting

arctic talon
raven stone
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Ah thanks for clarification.
Scions…hmm…would still keep an eye out, might steal a leader for Inquisitor like how I am waiting to steal a Hunting Rig for a RT

dusk patrol
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It’ll probably be useable for Agents regardless

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But according to leaks the only updated/new model is a new Coteaz model

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New bigass double barreled eagle

lone quest
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Imagine America in warhammer

dusk patrol
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Mfw everything is a nail

rose thorn
arctic talon
rose thorn
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i shoudl coem up with one of thsoe sub names for my city

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i was thinking

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'is The Wailing City too on the nose of a pun?'

arctic talon
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Meh

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should be fine

rose thorn
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yeah

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its a city in the skeletonof a whale god

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it fits

young pecan
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If the area is bleak, rather than the skeleton being a sort of sanctuary, then yeah it fits

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I think if it's cheery or neutral then nah imo

shell mason
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Nerd chat

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come alive

young pecan
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and

shell mason
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Sup Copper

rose thorn
arctic talon
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Average city of sigmar

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/hj

storm jungle
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if you ever think a warhammer location name is stupid dont ever forget planets like Murder

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or Nocturne with the volcanic location of Mount Deathfire

sacred ginkgo
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Birmingham

storm jungle
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Armageddon

dusk patrol
storm jungle
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That was my point lmao

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theres a literal town in europe called Fucking™️

rose thorn
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i forgot about that

dusk patrol
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They were cowards

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And changed it to Fugging

storm jungle
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LOL

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OH MY GOD THEY DID

dusk patrol
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Weak and pathetic Austrians

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Meanwhile Hate Al Gore, Texas

arctic talon
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Batman turkey

storm jungle
storm jungle
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and the history of it is so complicated its goofy

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THEY EVEN TRIED SUEING DC

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LIKE WHAT

arctic talon
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There’s a Florida town name

storm jungle
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you lost me at Florida

arctic talon
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I can’t say

storm jungle
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you can spoiler it

arctic talon
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Bruh it’s a racial slur

dusk patrol
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I really like Cut and Shoot, Texas personally

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Also Notrees, Texas

arctic talon
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I am going to be murdered by the bot

dusk patrol
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You’ll be shocked to learn why that one got its name

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Also Oatmeal Texas

storm jungle
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These cannot be real

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please

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I cant

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YOU CANT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME

dusk patrol
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Idk I’m

storm jungle
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now THATS fucked up

dusk patrol
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This one tbf is a last name

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Not pronounced that way

storm jungle
#

Yeah Dumas is fair

dusk patrol
#

But still funny

storm jungle
#

at this point we need the City of Idontfuckingknow

young pecan
#

Mount Explodius

storm jungle
#

LOL

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Theres that one planet

#

Sodallagain is a planetary system in the vicinity of the Perlian sector in the Ultima Segmentum. According to Inquisitor Amberley Vail, it was named "apparently by a very bored explorator some time in M23."[1]
In the 920's.M41, Sodallagain was one of several systems in the path of Waaagh! Korbul, however, the planets' SDF forces destroyed enough...

dusk patrol
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Also there’s Hell, Texas

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Ding dong Texas

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Is pretty funny

dusk patrol
#

There’s a lot of good ones

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Noodle Texas

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

I think cities named after dictators are funny

storm jungle
#

It tends to depend on how bad the dictator was too

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Stalingrad anyone lol

arctic talon
#

Idk I think they should have kept Chiang Kai Shek city

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

It’s totally not a mouthful

dusk patrol
#

Shrek City for short

storm jungle
#

💀

young pecan
#

Texas has so many dumb names

sacred ginkgo
#

It has a Paris

dusk patrol
#

I really like Carmel-by-the-Sea, California

arctic talon
#

British town sounding name

dusk patrol
#

It helps it’s a super nice town, if it wasn’t it would be funny

arctic talon
#

Gary Indiana

dusk patrol
#

Clint Eastwood was mayor for awhile there

arctic talon
#

💀

dusk patrol
#

Gary not even that bad anymore, it’s just dead

arctic talon
#

That’s not a good thing

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It’s just a corpse now

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Instead of a rotting one

dusk patrol
#

It’s not great, but they have been doing a fair amount to try to fix it in recent years

arctic talon
#

That’s good to hear

dusk patrol
#

I live fairly close to it

storm jungle
#

you being from Texas explains a lot honestly

arctic talon
#

💀

storm jungle
#

Same thing

#

its America

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

Im sure its somewhere within this rough area

arctic talon
#

LOL

dusk patrol
#

I live near Gary

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Like an hour away roughly

arctic talon
#

Oh

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That makes more sense

#

I think the wires crossed in my head

young pecan
rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Uncertian is my favorite city of sigmar

rose thorn
timid lodge
#

How does one join the Adeptus Mechanicus?
It is just from Forge Worlds or can people just join from other planets?

storm jungle
#
  • Get born into the cult (or else join as a convert, though this is apparently rare)
  • Show aptitude for technology and higher learning.
  • Get apprenticed as an acolyte and then get promoted through the cult based on your achievements and learnings.
tough haven
storm jungle
#

We aren't talking about inventing stuff.

tough haven
#

Yeah but laypeople interacting with technology is forbidden

#

But maybe not so forbidden as to be punished vs the benefit of getting a new cult member

fallen plaza
#

I think the lack of innovation kind be kinda exaggerated in 40k sometimes

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I like to think only in the higher echelons its basically impossible to do so since it is a political statement within the imperial government

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But some inbred in necromunda can build a jetbike

viral halo
#

Transphobic luke isn’t real he can’t hurt anyone

#

Transphobic Luke

queen laurel
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As a matter of fact one of the factions literally has a fully intact stc just lying around

green loom
#

Is that dark side Luke from legends lol

dusk patrol
tough haven
tough haven
dusk patrol
#

Generally speaking most kids on Forgeworlds would be tested for aptitude to be able to do that. We know the Ad Mech relentlessly tests for people who might be able to pilot titans or at least be moderati

tough haven
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I meant like a tech priest is waking around a sees some random person replacing parts in a machine

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Not like in ritual, but just literally doing mundane repairs

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Wouldn’t that be unacceptable

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Probably is determinant on how dogmatic said priest is

dusk patrol
#

It just depends, that’s not really the aptitude thing.

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It’s more showing the ability to learn stuff and desire to.

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There’s also prodigies called “Machine touched”

#

But yeah as always this all depends

tough haven
#

Their practically one step away from sainthood

dusk patrol
#

Generally speaking yeah

viral halo
#

Always loved the art, the comic itself is mid in hindsight

young pecan
#

Do we have any official 40k food recipes

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Would try some salted corpse starch

azure knoll
#

i wonder, with basically all CSM going by the way of chaos corruption and god worship, what is the effective difference between current time word bearers and current time black legion apart from the fact that one has an active leader and one doesn't?

outer wave
#

I dunno if that answers your question but that is a key difference between the two

azure knoll
#

sortof

#

wouldn't word bearers also have self-serving zealots?

#

preaching to others that worship of the gods brings each of the new followers unimaginable power

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that power being the reason they themselves follow the gods

outer wave
#

Oh absolutely, but the majority of the Word Bearers are genuine zealots that want to worship these gods, mostly thanks to the influence of Lorgar

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I believe you could have someone that both is self serving and is genuinely believing that the chaos gods derserve Terra and the galaxy and all that, but Im not the most read up on Word Bearers so keep that in mind

viral halo
tough haven
#

can someone make a version of this gif that just says "Begone" instead of skill issue? (I cannot entreat my machine spirit to do so, as I know not the correct catechisms)

fallen plaza
#

Is the flight of Eisenstein worth it to read to got on a HH reading streak

storm jungle
#

Its pretty "fine"

#

you get what the title says and thats basically it

azure knoll
#

ordered the night lords trilogy finally. i wanan see some idiotic murderers

storm jungle
#

Im sure this will go well

rocky gale
azure knoll
#

i wanted to order more books but apparently the black library website only has ebooks

#

which i will not buy for 16 euro when i can get their hardback (i think) equivalent for only 2 euro more expensive

storm jungle
azure knoll
#

at least not for the night lords trilogy

#

sadly the other things i wanted to buy my local bookstore didn't have on offer

storm jungle
#

oh yeah it literally depends too which sucks

#

for example it doesnt allow me to buy any product

#

i have a friend buy shit for me in ebooks then give em to me before i pay them back the exact price through paypal lmfao

rose thorn
#

The idea of Space marines painted like football teams is so funny to me for no reason

#

I’ve been thinking about it during my haircut

#

trying not to chuckle

#

‘Seattle sea hawk marines…’

#

‘Jets marines…’

storm jungle
#

to be fair basically what they are already

rose thorn
#

Yea

rose thorn
#

Gonna try listening adeptus ridiculous after trying that terrible skaven episode

#

I could barley make it half way through

storm jungle
#

Yeah Bricky is just such a bad presenter

#

unless you just want memes i guess

plush mason
#

fuckers are literal canary yellow

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

LMAO

plush mason
#

DK?

rose thorn
#

Bricky is fine if you already know the lore and kit at wanna experience the feeling of telling your about warhammer lore

rose thorn
#

Dk did a terrible job in the skaven episode

plush mason
#

tbf he only had a week's worth of prep

#

none of them know anything about fantasy lol

rose thorn
#

Yeah but he might not know the split in the old world and AOS community

#

Because he was like ‘I’m not gonna talk about AOS’

#

Despite making skaven episode

#

Because of the skaven release for AOS

#

Bricky also doesn’t like fantasy stuff at all

plush mason
#

i sure they will do a lot more research for when the actual podcast starts, that was just a trial episode similar to how detective ridiculous started

rose thorn
#

Yeha but the detective episodes were amaizng

#

They canceled detective for the realms of ridiculous

plush mason
#

yeah

#

but tbf that might have been for the best given how the community reacted to some of topics in detective

#

if the fucking kill dozer made the chat near start a civil war i hate to see what an even more controversial topic would do

plush mason
#

yeah

rose thorn
#

tbh they also didnt cover a mystery

plush mason
#

the chat on the kill dozer send off episode exploded into an argument in like 15mins

rose thorn
#

i dont think they realized how much they alienated the fantasy seen by covering only fantasy

#

which also will apply when they only cover aos

#

thats why most pod casts dont split between the two

#

unless its in aos and old world

#

and there is like 3 old world pod casts lmao

plush mason
#

i mean, fantasy pre end times is a completely seperate thing

rose thorn
#

also a third of the old world setting is alienated by the game it sefl too lmao

#

being in sudo legends

#

(which they also used aos art for)

outer wave
plush mason
#

but yeah og fantasy and aos are completely seperate settings

#

now the fantasy podcast can move into aos by way of the end times

#

but best to not start anywhere near there imo

rose thorn
#

also old world has

alot of bad lore

outer wave
#

No I believe they have confirmed that they'll eventually cover AOS

rose thorn
#

they will cover old world end times and aos

plush mason
#

old world as in the new reboot or the og?

outer wave
#

Its pre-fantasy IIRC

#

Like 100-200 years before or something

rose thorn
plush mason
#

ofc

rose thorn
#

also aos has a bigger player base then old world lmao

outer wave
#

Lmao

rose thorn
#

they got lucky with skaven

#

because the odl world lore applies to aos

#

but they also did nothing in old world besides end time

plush mason
#

they should just go og fantasy into end times into aos, and maybe get around to the old world prequal stuff after aos

outer wave
#

I am looking forwards to them covering Ogres, because of course I am

young pecan
#

I got too invested in Old World from TWH3 before I found out they nuked it Sitgryn

young pecan
#

Still love it though

#

Lizardmen 💪

outer wave
#

Oh same brother

#

WHF is so cool

plush mason
#

btw, when did warhammer fantasy become known as old world?

rose thorn
#

like same characters

#

they sruvived the end times

rose thorn
#

yea they are caleld seraphon

young pecan
rose thorn
#

they went to space

young pecan
#

I know some lizardmen fucked off into space but how many of the named ones survived?

rose thorn
#

playabel tho uh

#

only a hadnfi

outer wave
rose thorn
#

my friend really lieks them tbh

#

he said they are pretty fun

young pecan
rose thorn
#

abd gave beeb renade

#

remade

young pecan
#

I only see Kroak on there unless more named characters are in the packs

rose thorn
#

oh except beastmen they have gone way of teh 30 year old models

outer wave
#

Man are there any notable ogors in AoS?

rose thorn
#

and boen splittaz if you rememebr htem

rose thorn
#

supposedly the army is gettng a line refresh this edition

young pecan
#

Where can I find out more about the End Times -> AoS lore transition?

green loom
outer wave
#

Only one I really know is the guy that choked on his grandchild's skull and died

rose thorn
young pecan
green loom
outer wave
green loom
#

Nvm can't find it atm

rose thorn
#

they are following the pattern of about to get a huge refresh

outer wave
#

Yeah those bulls look so old

rose thorn
#

no updates, bad faction ability,

#

but

outer wave
rose thorn
#

lost zero models

rose thorn
outer wave
#

😔

rose thorn
#

but the worst army in the game is now playable

#

whihc i play

#

so im happy

#

the krule boyz

rose thorn
outer wave
#

Underworlds stuff?

rose thorn
#

yea ther is a game called underworlds

#

its like, a deck builder game

#

its pretty good but they need to upadet the app

outer wave
#

Its a pretty cool model

rose thorn
#

also her

#

wait is she a girl my bad

#

no

#

my bsf

outer wave
#

He has a beard

#

Unless thats lovely locks going down from her chin

rose thorn
#

t he book accidentally called him a girl lmao

outer wave
#

Lmao

young pecan
rose thorn
#

i mean

#

not wiki

rose thorn
young pecan
#

sugma, clinging to the shard of sugmarite

rose thorn
#

age of myth is pre game

young pecan
#

Oo gotcha

rose thorn
# young pecan Oo gotcha

The Age of Myth is one of the three Great Epochs of the Mortal Realms, one shrouded by legend and remembered in song and tale. It was a Golden Age when great alliances were formed, colossal cities founded and mighty works of magic constructed. It was preceded by a time named Before the Ages and succeeded by the Age of Chaos. It started with the ...

#

i suggest you read a summary of all teh ages if you wanan understand the lore

#

also you can read uh

#

before teh ages

#

which isnt really needed

young pecan
#

Wait, so Bardin's daughter being named Bardinsdottir wasn't the VT2 devs being lazy smartasses, the lore writers are the lazy smartasses KEKW_ogryn

azure knoll
plush mason
outer wave
#

Oh lmao

azure knoll
#

did the guy... hear about the same story?

rose thorn
#

the guy

plush mason
#

yeah

rose thorn
#

so thats kinda funny

azure knoll
#

how do you not side with him?

plush mason
#

tbh that whole episode is just a text book example of how people can break in extreme ways given enough time and tribulations

azure knoll
#

the only reason i could see sb dislike the killdozer man is the religious self-righteousness but even then

plush mason
#

he very much got a raw deal, and it broke him, but that doesnt change the fact his actions where extreme

#

thankfully he failed to kill anyone

#

not for lack of trying mind

#

dude tried to blow up a fuel depo with a 50 cal

#

would have killed a lot of people if he had succeeded

#

the killdozer story is one with no good guys

#

all involved where ether POSes from the start or driven to near maddness

#

the legacy family on the town council especially

rose thorn
#

you can understand his actions and his reason, i think because he didnt kill nayone it was much more celebrated

plush mason
#

yeah

#

he wasnt a hero but he wasnt a villain ether

young pecan
#

I would side with Killdozer guy if he was only trying to hurt people who deserved it

#

Also why did Sugmar keep reviving people who he knew would bring trouble KEKW_ogryn

#

"I hate Nagash because he's an evil asshole. Anyway I am doing a Nagash unboxing video"

rose thorn
#

nagash was at war with every singel realm of eath at the time

#

and god of daeth

#

so sigmar knew he could betray nagash with no consequences

#

and nagash needed help

young pecan
#

Wait this is the first time the lizardmen are mentioned unless I glossed over something

crystal forum
#

do ogryns get drunk

outer wave
#

I couldnt see why they couldnt

#

They'd likely require alot more alcohol in comparison to the average human to get to that state though

young pecan
#

Probably a LOT lot

outer wave
#

Yep

#

That said, they'd probably react similarly to humans if ingesting the plant that the Space Wolves make for their mead or the mead itself (ie death)

young pecan
outer wave
#

Which I could see is definitely stronger than the average human's but I doubt its better than a space marine's

misty vector
#

Makes me wonder how often space marines actually use their spit in combat

young pecan
#

Could be wrong though

outer wave
young pecan
#

Oh yeah especially with the multiple hearts thing too

outer wave
#

Yeah that would help pump blood faster around, which means more goes through the liver

young pecan
#

Or ogryns could just be like Jake from Adventure Time

#

no gif of it but big liver

outer wave
#

Oh yeah their liver would be much stronger than ours

#

If they're surviving on harsher worlds outside of the high gravity, they're probably eating things that wouldnt initially agree with our stomachs

shell mason
#

I am

#

forgettable\

young pecan
shell mason
crystal forum
#

so true

shell mason
#

furry

#

Why do they call the Iron hands the Iron hands?

storm jungle
storm jungle
shell mason
storm jungle
#

when it is its used very creatively or in dire spots but most of the time they basically make it seem like it doesnt exist.

#

same with their rather OP brain-eating-memory-consumption ability which also rarely gets used lol

#

SO MANY problems in novels could be solved with it but they just dont 💀

shell mason
#

Yk what's sad

fallen plaza
#

No

storm jungle
#

My life

shell mason
#

When Ferrus was in the warp, he came in contact with a Iron hands ship from the current setting. Crew dead and was able to see what his son would become

#

He was disgusted

#

And said

#

and I quote

fallen plaza
#

“Deez nuts”

shell mason
#

"Not while I live."

#

Sadly he was very much correct

#

It wasn't while he lived

shell mason
dusk patrol
#

Cause you know, his fucking hands.

#

And then he named his legion that cause he already had the copyright.

shell mason
#

GIVE THIS MAN A RIBBON

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

It was just simpler that way and he was already annoyed he had to do paperwork.

tough haven
#

I love rogue trader's art, its super good, this gives big darkest dungeon vibes

green loom
#

The little page arts are great

#

Used a bit too much to replace scenes though tbh

outer wave
# tough haven

Bro needs to be eating more, look at those arms god damn

tough haven
#

btw, what biological augments and modifications would be reasonably available to a genetor? Specifically respiration wise, compared to how most tech priests have respirators and whatnot

young pecan
#

Half of me thought the first time I saw that kind of scene, that it was a way to save budget. Maybe true, maybe no. But damn is it still cool

tough haven
#

I love them

sacred ginkgo
#

I like them, some give you a perspective other than that of the Lord Captain, and let you see what people think of you

young pecan
#

It was a brilliant way of making you feel even more like the head of a dynasty, that people actively look up to you and record your moves

sacred ginkgo
#

Also lets them do scenes that would take the entire budget of the game

#

Basically just the battle of act 4 plot world (forgor the name) and some of the more surreal stuff

rose thorn
#

For no reason I’d like to recommend my 3rd favorite Warhammer 40k book

#

Insane that they had to nerf all the assassins in this book so they could tell an actual story know

tough haven
#

A little sad koln isn’t on the cover

dusk patrol
#

They don’t really nerf them

#

They do some wild stuff throughout the book, in less than ideal circumstances

arctic talon
#

Only “nerfed” assassin really ||is the vindicare bcs of how he fucked up his arm||

#

Aside from that I think it’s pretty in line

thorn zenith
#

oh that was cassia's questline i thought it was argenta

storm jungle
#

if it was like way more shittier and lazily drawn id take problem with it

#

Like some of these are genuinely nuts detail wise

green loom
#

Ye

fallen plaza
#

Gives the vibe of old art

green loom
#

They're not bad but I feel they replaced some really important bits

#

And didn't use them enough at other points

storm jungle
#

I like em.

plush mason
#

i love the black and white scenes you get in between acts

shell mason
tough haven
#

What are zoats?

celest dome
#

Ancient creature that look like a Centaur Lizard

tough haven
#

Yeah but like are just another faceless alien race that’s forgettable

celest dome
#

They are a minor Xenos factions, not much is known about them

tough haven
#

The wiki says they’re tyranids 💀

celest dome
#

They aren't exactly

#

But they used to be a Xenos race that was subservient to them

#

And acted as their emissary

winter vessel
#

Zoat

celest dome
#

Old defunct lore though

winter vessel
crisp heath
#

First picture posted in the sky

#

Is that a fucking dragon?

arctic talon
#

Heldrake

#

but yes

#

Anyone whos built this mini also knows its a piece of shit that deserves 0 love

storm jungle
#

I never liked the heldrake much in either case

#

its one of the most "toy-like" of most toy minis in 40k lol

rocky gale
# arctic talon

Try playing 40k Gladius vs Chaos, see 50 of these bastards spammed at you in the endgame

fallen plaza
#

Still, the drake suckssss

hallow plover
#

Any Defiler enjoyers here?

arctic talon
#

I enjoy the defiler

#

I think its a little silly but I like it

hallow plover
#

I wish it had more customisation

fallen plaza
#

I dont get the hate

#

Its kinda sick

arctic talon
#

Defiler ironically

#

has more weapon options then ever

#

bcs of the Legion specific defilers

hallow plover
#

Yea but the main thing is the same

winter vessel
#

the Chaos Crab

arctic talon
#

Thats a plague hulk

hallow plover
#

I know

arctic talon
#

isn't that a soul grinder varient?

hallow plover
#

Feels like a good stand-in

#

Yea

fallen plaza
#

Same with soulgrinders

#

I also dont get the hate

#

They are sick looking

hallow plover
#

They're just old sculpts

#

Still nice tho

fallen plaza
#

Yeah but in particular i see a lot of people say they look ugly

#

More than i thouht

storm jungle
#

its like that fucking god awful space marine square-jet that looks like a GI Joe figure

#

Like the person that designed this should explode

arctic talon
#

Soulgrinders and Defilers can both do with a new mini

queen laurel