#40k-lore-chat

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crystal forum
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i didnt even know that

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in HH?

arctic talon
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No

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In general

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Lol

fallen plaza
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Most artillery vehicles have interiors in think

arctic talon
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Only vehicles with no interior are the rogal dorn and skorpius(sorta)

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Oh also the mechanicum transport

fallen plaza
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Except the morbius bombard or whatever

arctic talon
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Morbius bombard does for the pilot area

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Doesn’t it?

crystal forum
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there's no way the leman russ has interior

wraith quartz
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I'm definitely late to the party, but they're making a new alien movie.

arctic talon
crystal forum
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i cant find images

fallen plaza
crystal forum
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all the shit i use for guard is printed anyways so never seen an interior

arctic talon
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Tbh

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The interiors don’t really matter

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They’re fun though

fallen plaza
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The land raider has a suggestion of one

arctic talon
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Ah nvm the russ doesn’t have an interior

crystal forum
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cant you fit troops in a land raider?

arctic talon
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Sorta?

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It’s hard to fit them in

crystal forum
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wait so we're not supposed to put the units inside the APC's?

arctic talon
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No

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To represent it people usually put the units sgt. On top

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Vehicles are a dif scale from infantry on the tabletop

fallen plaza
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If they were the same scale as infantry they would be massive

arctic talon
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Rhino almost the size of the current land raider mini

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Chimera bigger then the Spartan lul

wintry scarab
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Yeah, i saw them a while back and it made me sad that 40k has the one it has 😦

fallen plaza
fallen plaza
arctic talon
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They’re fine

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I like them

fallen plaza
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Also imagine how big the mastodon has to be for it to be true scale

arctic talon
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I like skitarii more then ursarax tbh

fallen plaza
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That shit transports contemptors

celest dome
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Nobody disparage my Skits

arctic talon
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Or whatever the thallax melee one is called

crystal forum
fallen plaza
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I think ursarax are cute

arctic talon
fallen plaza
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They remind me of bionicle

crystal forum
arctic talon
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I think I might genuinely prefer pteraxii over them

arctic talon
fallen plaza
crystal forum
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why is this a trend that pricier big units suck ass

arctic talon
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Well they don’t always

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Lol

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GW has to really try though

fallen plaza
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The stormhammer in this ed is actually good

arctic talon
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Because of how important positioning and movement is

crystal forum
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maybe they actually care and dont want the prize possession models to be the meta

arctic talon
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If this was true the wraithknight wouldn’t have been good this edition lol

fallen plaza
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Its a bit more complicated than that

arctic talon
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^

fallen plaza
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But the easiest answer is the rules writers are idiots

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For all the ragging we do of GW they arent stupid

arctic talon
fallen plaza
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The only ones who actually probably are idiots are the writers

arctic talon
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Sometimes they’re smart otherwise uh

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Lol

fallen plaza
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I mean look at the HH pdf

crystal forum
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i think they just dont care

arctic talon
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Forgeworld rules writers def don’t care anymore it feels

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Having read shattered legion rules

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Lol

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They really do not care about balance

crystal forum
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like it doesnt take somebody smart to write rules, it just takes time and careful planning

arctic talon
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Or making things accessible

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Fucking xenolock changes are

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??????

fallen plaza
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Forgeworld just hasnt given a shit in years

arctic talon
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Same with the if you want to use the stubber stuff

fallen plaza
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Look at the contekar

dusk patrol
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At the end of the day Heresy is one of those you have to let both guys make sure it’s not gonna be broken

arctic talon
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You have to get rid of all bolters

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^def

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It’s up to the people playing

fallen plaza
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Or the dawnbringer cohorts

dusk patrol
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Because how easy it is to break and be OP as fuck

arctic talon
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Mmmm

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Moriat

dusk patrol
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Dreads

fallen plaza
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Fury of the ancients

arctic talon
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I’m not bringing up the horse in the room

fallen plaza
arctic talon
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But yes dreads

dusk patrol
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Most unique legion stuff spam

crystal forum
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it's lore accurate that my 200 year old legion has 59 dreads

dusk patrol
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Primarchs lol

dusk patrol
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Accurate ain’t always fun

arctic talon
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Don’t bring that shit

fallen plaza
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Dont bring lore into this

arctic talon
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My lore accurate forgelord list

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(It is 500 tech thralls)

crystal forum
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i thought 30k was all about lore

dusk patrol
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One dread per 1000 points is generally the rule

arctic talon
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500 tech thralls is only 1500 points

fallen plaza
dusk patrol
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It’s a game

arctic talon
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GW should let me bring 1000 tech thralls

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^

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If no one’s having fun why play

dusk patrol
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You can smash your primarchs together if you want and fuck around but it’s more fun if you try to have it

crystal forum
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this is why conscripts need to return to 40k

arctic talon
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Conscripts are only fun for the guard player vox

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Especially the 9e whiteshields shit

dusk patrol
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Also it’s not like 40k lacks anti fun lists too

arctic talon
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40K has lots of anti fun lists

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But also everyone’s gone think you’re an asshole tbh

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Yeah

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And conscript spam is boring as shit

crystal forum
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100000 conscripts is funny stupid meta for the first 4 turns

arctic talon
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The only conscript spam I’ll approve of

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Is the one with the storm lord

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Because that one is actually funny

crystal forum
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bringing obscure models to tournaments is my dream

fallen plaza
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Space marines players trying not the breathe too hard so the solar aux player wont die

arctic talon
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If you bring only conscripts and officers in 9e I’m not playing against you 💀

crystal forum
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do solar aux really suck that hard

arctic talon
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AP4 moment

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Yes

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They pay a premium for stuff that is mediocre/useless

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  • the army building rules don’t support how they work
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They need their own book

fallen plaza
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Theres a debate within the guard players on who has it worse, solar aux or millitia kek

arctic talon
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Solar aux

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Lol

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Miltia isn’t real

crystal forum
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militia at least are lore accurately shit

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and not a main army

fallen plaza
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Not really

arctic talon
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Militia are better then Solar aux

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You get cheaper stuff

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Poor Solar aux gets the worst of both worlds lol

fallen plaza
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On the bright side

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Actually i dunno

arctic talon
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They look sick

fallen plaza
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Stormhammer?

arctic talon
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Playing Solar aux into literally any army but Solar aux is pain

fallen plaza
arctic talon
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Because GW turned all of mechanicums fucking AP3 into AP4

fallen plaza
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Freaking

arctic talon
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Not all of it

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But like most of it

crystal forum
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at least it isnt cadia

arctic talon
fallen plaza
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Cadia SUCKS

arctic talon
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Lol

crystal forum
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all my homies hate cadia

fallen plaza
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YUCKY

arctic talon
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This is getting out of hand

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Now there are 2 of them

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Jokes aside my favorite regiment doesn’t even have any lore lol

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I just like how they look

fallen plaza
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Technically solar aux barely have any

arctic talon
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Solar aux aren’t a regiment

crystal forum
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my fav regiment has like 3 books and most of them are from ciaphas cain

fallen plaza
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Theres like, 2 major characters

fallen plaza
crystal forum
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i thought solar aux had 0 lore

arctic talon
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I can’t wait for loyalist mechanicum to get the spiky shit covered end of the stick

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For battle of mars

crystal forum
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except for lord solar shit

vagrant narwhal
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I wonder what dancing looks like in 40K

arctic talon
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Like it does irl

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Prolly

crystal forum
fallen plaza
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Lots of booty shaking

arctic talon
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Boring answer I know

arctic talon
crystal forum
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ok very controversial answer: it depends

fallen plaza
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Kek

arctic talon
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Dependium is the classic

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Also I will literally kill GW if they don’t make an official Caleb mini for mechanicum

vagrant narwhal
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Caleb?

fallen plaza
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On a model related note

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Wtf did they do to aximand

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Wtf is that model

storm jungle
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because money

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Sons of Horus simps will buy it

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probably anyway

storm jungle
arctic talon
crystal forum
storm jungle
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Thats his rapper name

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show respect

arctic talon
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Literally a solid third of the reason why the loyalist mechanicum didn’t completely implode

fallen plaza
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The model sucks ass

vagrant narwhal
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On an unrelated note
Imagine plate carriers in the 40K setting. I believe it'd probably just be used by hivegangers that have no access to lasguns and all the advanced stuff

crystal forum
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for context since none of you fucking post what they look like

vagrant narwhal
arctic talon
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No

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Caleb Decima is like

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My glup shitto

fallen plaza
storm jungle
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no thats a techpriest

crystal forum
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why is he hunched like that

storm jungle
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...

crystal forum
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he needs better posture

storm jungle
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because hes hunching forward

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FOR THE SHIELD

crystal forum
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needs a bigger shield

storm jungle
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Im gonna use you as a shield in a minute

arctic talon
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Calleb Decima Invictus Lord of Ruin, Vengeful Archmagos of the Ordo Reductor

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Yes I’m using his full name fuck you

storm jungle
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lmao

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he literally looks like any generic techpriest

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i forgot 💀

arctic talon
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He does

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Lol

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If he does get a mini I do hope he gets a redesign

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Bcs he probably did not look like that late heresy lol

crystal forum
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oh wow little horus 72$ in my shitty currency

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so cool

arctic talon
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He’s resin

fallen plaza
storm jungle
arctic talon
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Forgeworld moment

arctic talon
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He just has the most traitor sounding name ever

crystal forum
storm jungle
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if he was a traitor his name would be some shit like

arctic talon
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Fucking lord of ruin

storm jungle
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Caleborx Decimatus

arctic talon
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Or normal onesp

storm jungle
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ah yes like

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KELBOR

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HAL

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Not him

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Smh

fallen plaza
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Decimus

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That is another one

crystal forum
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doesnt he kill the guy on istvan IV

storm jungle
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I love how they gave him Hal as a fucking name, you can imagine the writers in the room being all "well its an evil robot from Space Odyssey lets use that"

rose thorn
arctic talon
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Draykavac has a boring ass name

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And he’s like

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Evil as shit

fallen plaza
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Draykavic is a cool ass name tf you on about

crystal forum
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why does he look like that

arctic talon
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Compared to fucking Anarcharis Scoria no

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We don’t even know Draykavics first name

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💀

crystal forum
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this guy looks nothing like horus

arctic talon
dusk patrol
fallen plaza
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He got a chogorian shave mid heresy

dusk patrol
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It fits his look still

arctic talon
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I like how he looks

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Tbh

dusk patrol
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Like he’s never had a distinct look really

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Beyond his face being fucked up

fallen plaza
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Kek

storm jungle
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your bias is showing

dusk patrol
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His look was always fairly standard SoH

crystal forum
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bald is always evil

storm jungle
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^

arctic talon
storm jungle
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he has hair

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aka his hood

crystal forum
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let's be honest cawl is not fucking trustworthy

arctic talon
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Cawl is still evil

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I stand by my point of him being evil

storm jungle
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he is basically bill gates so

arctic talon
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No

storm jungle
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Yes

arctic talon
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Bill Gates is much less evil smh

storm jungle
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LOL

arctic talon
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Unless he’s got a secret organ harvesting operation

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That turns the harvestees into cyborg mind slaves

crystal forum
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does cawl do what he do only because he's curious

dusk patrol
crystal forum
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does he even like the imperium

arctic talon
arctic talon
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He is fine with the imperium

storm jungle
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Cawl's opinion on the Imperium is literally just

crystal forum
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i thought he was hated by the mechanicus for actually learning stuff

storm jungle
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"They exist i guess"

arctic talon
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Politics

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As usual

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Mechanicus politics is so funny

dusk patrol
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He’s just vibing

storm jungle
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^

arctic talon
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Everytime we get a depiction of it

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It’s so fucking horrid

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I love it

storm jungle
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Cawl also has his own political party formed by his followers

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its not popular

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lmao

crystal forum
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im just wondering, what is stopping this guy from just going dark mechanicum

arctic talon
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Cawl doesn’t even like Cawlites

storm jungle
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because he knows the dangers of chaos

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and hes not a moron

crystal forum
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why

storm jungle
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...

arctic talon
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He saw his teacher go insane

storm jungle
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bruh

arctic talon
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Because of it

crystal forum
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no im serious

arctic talon
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She did the like

storm jungle
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BECAUSE CHAOS IS BAD

arctic talon
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Really creepy fucking

storm jungle
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HE HAS SEEN IT FIRSTHAND

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HE WAS ALIVE IN 30K

arctic talon
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Baby haemonculi mind transfer thing

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It’s so goddamn weird

crystal forum
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this guy absorbs people to stay alive and you're talking about evil and good here

arctic talon
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Cawl blew a hole through her skull with a melta

storm jungle
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WE ARENT

arctic talon
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Lol

storm jungle
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HES NOT A GOOD PERSON

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LMAO

storm jungle
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^

arctic talon
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Chaos is like

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Worse

crystal forum
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does the chaos mechanicum actually learn shit

storm jungle
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Uhhh

arctic talon
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I mean

storm jungle
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depends

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lol

arctic talon
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Sort of?

storm jungle
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Some do, some dont.

arctic talon
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Do you count daemon engines?

dusk patrol
crystal forum
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like they just do whatever they want right

arctic talon
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Some still hate innovation

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Lol

dusk patrol
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Fucked around

storm jungle
crystal forum
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i thought the whole reason for the dark mechanicum existing was to remove the restrictions placed by the imperium

dusk patrol
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From what we’ve seen it’s not like he’s absorbed some fucking saints

arctic talon
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The dark mechanicum was even more fragmented then the loyalist mechanicum during the heresy

storm jungle
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some wanna worship chaos

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some think the admech is lame

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some are just psychopaths

dusk patrol
arctic talon
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My beloved

storm jungle
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💀

crystal forum
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i'd 100% start making men of iron again if i went dark mechanicum

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wait but men of iron had no souls

dusk patrol
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Then they went Pikasurprise when it turned out there may have been a reason they shouldn’t use those toys

arctic talon
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Just make a daemon engine

storm jungle
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also yeah remember, you dont have to worship chaos to be labelled a "heretek."

A heretek is basically any kind of person that breaks the mechanicus creed

arctic talon
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And call it a day

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Heretek’s vary from minor ones to

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This guy literally grafted himself to a tyranid bio titan

crystal forum
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wait so chaos can fabricate AI right

storm jungle
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no

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why would they

arctic talon
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Dark mechanicum no

crystal forum
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what about that machine

arctic talon
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That was a single legio Cybernetica dudes pet project

dusk patrol
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That’s why you just have cyborg zombie marines and malevolent AI in your base and hide it and don’t care like a boss

arctic talon
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And he’s dead

dusk patrol
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Imagine asking for permission

arctic talon
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The Kaban machine was one of a kind

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True AI

crystal forum
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the kaban machine

arctic talon
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Yeah

storm jungle
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its a mcguffin for a book also

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its a niche case

arctic talon
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It’s noted as being an issue

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In lore post siege

crystal forum
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so only humanity could product AI

arctic talon
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Tau

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Necrons

crystal forum
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on a large scale

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oh

arctic talon
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Again Tau and Necrons both do it

dusk patrol
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Dark Mech is pretty broad which you should fucking know by now when asking questions Jay

arctic talon
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Tau AI isn’t as smart though

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Tau drones are generally more like

dusk patrol
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Jay what are the two magic words

arctic talon
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A really enthusiastic puppy

storm jungle
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one just uses daemons

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lmfao

crystal forum
arctic talon
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One uses more slave labor

storm jungle
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Uhhh

arctic talon
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It’s not the one you think

storm jungle
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questionable

dusk patrol
storm jungle
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LOL

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WAIT I GET IT NOW

arctic talon
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Adeptus mechanicus def uses more slave labor

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Lol

dusk patrol
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It depends

arctic talon
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They have more people enslaved

storm jungle
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Cant make roombas without some brains

dusk patrol
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It depends are the two words Jay

arctic talon
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But I think there’s like 2 total AI comparable to like

crystal forum
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thank you

arctic talon
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The men of iron the tau have made

storm jungle
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the tau AI is not as self-aware yeah

arctic talon
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The puretide engram

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And the uh

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Farsights buddy

crystal forum
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men of iron was unmatched by any other race?

arctic talon
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Who’s part of the 8 and is the jobber

storm jungle
arctic talon
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^

dusk patrol
storm jungle
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^

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Necrons are THE most dominant faction tech wise

dusk patrol
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But it’s not delved into much

crystal forum
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arent necron AI dumb automatons

dusk patrol
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Also technically

storm jungle
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nah

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they got proper AIs in some cases

dusk patrol
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Theyre all AI I guess

storm jungle
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like a literal tomb-world Siri

crystal forum
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like from that man of iron we know of he's an actual person

storm jungle
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UR-25?

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Yeah he is

crystal forum
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yeah

storm jungle
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but like

arctic talon
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UR-025 my beloved

storm jungle
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Men of Iron were literally just advanced angry robots with WMDs

crystal forum
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we dont know if he represented the norm but it's kinda crazy

arctic talon
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Tbh

storm jungle
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he didnt

dusk patrol
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I mean idk he’s not that crazy

storm jungle
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hes a unique case with his own personality

storm jungle
arctic talon
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tbf we don't know enough about the men of iron

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to say

storm jungle
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^

dusk patrol
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Hes a little feisty but if you’ve played BSF

crystal forum
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i wish we did

dusk patrol
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Mfer dies easy

arctic talon
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hes just a killing machine

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lol

storm jungle
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We only know they did a massive war, spammed WMDs, some helped humans some didnt

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thats it

arctic talon
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he kind of sucks at not dying

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also tbh he absolutely was justified in murdering those tech priests lol

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they had it coming

crystal forum
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yadda yadda yadda age of strife horrors beyond our comprehension

storm jungle
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but him disguising himself is funny

dusk patrol
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They weren’t the wisest dudes

storm jungle
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also people forget like

arctic talon
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literally got given several chances to give up lol

storm jungle
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UR is not what a Man of Iron looks like

arctic talon
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before Ur does the funny

crystal forum
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tech priests when they fuck around and find out

storm jungle
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its literally a disguise

arctic talon
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I AM A MAN OF IRON AND I AM FREE

storm jungle
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and the short story hes from

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is titled

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Man of Iron

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some sick creativity

dusk patrol
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Free to die to a lame dice roll in a tabletop game smh

storm jungle
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BRUH

crystal forum
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i want more men of iron

storm jungle
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go play votann

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you nerd

crystal forum
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no they suck

storm jungle
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you suck

dusk patrol
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Then you don’t want men of iron

fallen plaza
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Based

dusk patrol
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Cause guess what nerd

crystal forum
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ironkin arent men of iron

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they suck

dusk patrol
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They’re a faction literally born and bred from men of iron

crystal forum
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what

storm jungle
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KEK

dusk patrol
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Whatever the description works

arctic talon
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The votann are arguably uh

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potentially maybe

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Men of Iron

storm jungle
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yeah like

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Men of Iron were also invented by humans

crystal forum
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nah that would suck so hard

dusk patrol
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Men of Iron weren’t one thing

storm jungle
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and where did human inventions in DAOT come from

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STCs

dusk patrol
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Jay

storm jungle
arctic talon
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The original colonists all dying

crystal forum
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if men of iron turn out to be some robots with dwarfism

dusk patrol
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Stop having the worst opinions

arctic talon
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Was totally not suspicious

storm jungle
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JAY

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NOT EVERY MEN OF IRON

arctic talon
storm jungle
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LOOKS THE FUCKING SAME

dusk patrol
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JAY

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IT

crystal forum
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what about men of gold

dusk patrol
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FUCKING

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DEPENDS

storm jungle
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^

dusk patrol
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IT DEPENDS

arctic talon
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Men of gold have no lore

crystal forum
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in my defense we dont know much about votaan

arctic talon
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Next question

fallen plaza
storm jungle
# crystal forum what about men of gold

The men of Gold were basically a race of superhumans that were just good at gene splicing and more or less just helped develop some other generation of humans

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but like

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in the actual material this isnt said

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this is second hand from an ex-GW writer

arctic talon
storm jungle
crystal forum
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i want this lore so fucking badly

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amazon series would clear this up

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just like fallout series showed like the first ever image of pre war universe

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fallout 4 doesnt count

dusk patrol
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Jay

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I’m gonna punt you off an Amazon warehouse

arctic talon
storm jungle
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Okay but... the pre-war is literally just futuristic 60's lol

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there isnt a mystery

arctic talon
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Why the fuck would this be part of a theoretical show

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You don’t need to know the background of the universe in its entirety

crystal forum
crystal forum
storm jungle
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also

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watch this video for that stuff

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Ian as ever covers it extremely well

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and it isnt just dramatic nonsense

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he very much also calls out people overhyping this shit

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and peddling out to 40m video when they basically got no ground to stand on lorewise

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lol

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BUT the content in the video is super interesting and well-explained, give it a try.

crystal forum
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i will watch it if you give me 20$

storm jungle
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FUCK

crystal forum
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worth a try. i'll watch it

dusk patrol
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Tl;dw, it’s a very short thing and people extrapolate way too much

storm jungle
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^ Literally what he says too lol

dusk patrol
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Also it’s not told super clearly anyways

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It’s very vague and written like a fable almost

crystal forum
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people do take snippets from rulebooks and make these grand headcannons with them

dusk patrol
#

I doubt GW give a shit about it anymore too, if they have a new idea of that time

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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Yeah

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Like if they delve into that era again

crystal forum
#

i DO like the idea that votaan are men of stone though

dusk patrol
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I doubt they’re gonna care about that little short thing

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Or it’ll just be one small part of it

fallen plaza
#

SHORT!?

dusk patrol
#

We know there was a lot of factions in that era

storm jungle
#

I do like Ian for that too

storm jungle
#

like he actually stops the video sometimes

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and explains the actual IRL stuff behind this shit

crystal forum
#

we know that nothing was simple

storm jungle
#

you are simple

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🫵

dusk patrol
#

Rude but also I was just gonna say that

storm jungle
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BRUH

fallen plaza
#

Simpleton

storm jungle
#

so thats where that comes from

dusk patrol
#

But I don’t mean it Jay

crystal forum
#

and i can bet you that taking every single reference to the dark age ever mentionned from even the smallest source would lead you to a completely nonsensical era

storm jungle
#

Yeah true

dusk patrol
#

You’re frustrating sometimes but not in a bad way

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Well sometimes in a bad way

storm jungle
#

LOL

dusk patrol
#

But it could be worse

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Maybe

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Despite your best efforts

fallen plaza
#

Agreed, you are a good punching bag though for bad opinions

crystal forum
#

my bones hurt please stop punching

fallen plaza
#

No

storm jungle
#

the lexicanum has an entire page documenting every single mention they get in books

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and its just literally nonsense after contradictory nonsense

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lmao

crystal forum
#

emperor is the worst example

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literally different in every single story

storm jungle
#

the Emperor mostly works because its a case of "untrustworthy narrator"

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but i agree

crystal forum
#

so bad that people have to make up shit like him being a psyker and changing what he look slike

storm jungle
#

to be fair that is fine

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because like his power level is literally "whatever the writer allows"

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master of biomancy and sexomancy....

dusk patrol
#

Got her

crystal forum
#

i like that he's sometime just a guy

storm jungle
dusk patrol
crystal forum
#

like the most powerful being in the galaxy in the material realm but just a fucking guy

storm jungle
#

And yeah i forgot which book but uh, it outright says he could just be a warrior woman if he wanted which is funny lol

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my guy has the power of the skyrim developer console

crystal forum
#

you'd think other races would have made emperors if all it took was a bunch of shamans killing themselves

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on a single planet

dusk patrol
#

They tried, but they didn’t roll high enough

crystal forum
#

emperor's such a bitch he used loaded dice during his birth

dusk patrol
#

I’m gonna load your butt with my foot

storm jungle
fallen plaza
crystal forum
#

it always sounds fun at first with eternal but it always ends up hurting

crystal forum
#

alright i watched the video

#

there's even more men of gold lore than i expected

#

and yeah that shit is vague as hell

storm jungle
#

Though where theres "more" its very spread out and unexplored for the most part. Ian has probably done the best explanation of it in the last few years without dragging it to a 1 fucking hour video

fallen plaza
#

I dunno how people just eat up the same vague shit over and over again and expect so much.

#

This isnt a 40k thing too, its much worse in other fandoms.

storm jungle
#

He showcases that much in his video as he scrolls through a page and its just so much filler about men of gold that basically says nothing lol

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Its why I prefer Ian's presentation style a lot since he just doesn't stick to lore and sometimes takes a step back mid-video and explains the IRL-happenings aroudn stuff like this.

fallen plaza
storm jungle
#

yeah they are also great, its more that I prefer Ian in some cases since he has that Cool History Teacher vibe a lot of the time

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but also seeing those two talk about codexes is PEAK, wish they did more extended videos on it

fallen plaza
#

Love there vibe, and i just admire there research in general

rose thorn
#

hey how should i proxy for this lady in my city. My city lives in side a gaint whale god beast skeleton, they harvest isopods that eat the magic bones .

storm jungle
#

i would say with some aquatic creature instead but i got no idea how attached she is to that manticore lol

rose thorn
fallen plaza
#

That thing looks like a biblical creature meant to be a metaphor

rose thorn
#

my cities uh, miltiary general or waht ever

crystal forum
#

arbitor ian needs to use chapters

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like christ

storm jungle
#

Learn to watch videos loser

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

Lmao fair

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id probably need to be something big because shes already huge

rose thorn
#

yea she is on a 100mm base

storm jungle
#

OOF

rose thorn
#

fr

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i was thinking a boen dragon but that doenst erally work with the semi oceanic themeing

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it has to be something that could fly or pretend to be flying

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maybe a crab?

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Some fish would work too but eh

storm jungle
#

the idoneth stuff is like the only fitting ones ye

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the problem is thats also limited

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might be best to ask in minis

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or uh, an AOS server

rose thorn
#

true i just wanted to ask the metnally deranged 40k lore chat first for their input

storm jungle
#

lmao all good

rose thorn
#

last city iadea i had was a bee themed one and i had found this cool bee dragon on etsy i was gonna kit bash

crystal forum
#

that literally exists

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i've seen them on the sea a couple of times

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very cool fish

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also proof that evolution will do ANYTHING except get a job

rose thorn
#

i lvoe them

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thats amaizng

rose thorn
crystal forum
#

give that whale some majestic ass wings

fallen plaza
#

Ping, where have you been.

arctic talon
#

my b ghost pinged you

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💀

fallen plaza
crystal forum
#

kill him

fallen plaza
#

I do not kill over pings

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Tis gay

crystal forum
#

maim

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are there martial arts in 40k

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like do people bother fighting unarmed

#

there's no way there isn't some space marine somewhere who isn't punching holes in people for the thrill of it

arctic talon
#

I think the only explictly named one

fallen plaza
#

Theres no reason why there shouldnt be

arctic talon
#

is the Tau one

#

but there's absolutely proper martial arts

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Arguably the aspect shrines of the Eldar

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and the Drukhari Incubi shrines practice a martial art

crystal forum
#

im not talking about some eldar dancing bullshit

#

i mean like big buff marine punching people to death

fallen plaza
#

That is a martial art though

crystal forum
#

sure but i dont care about those

arctic talon
#

probably

crystal forum
#

wait how does a power fist work

arctic talon
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its a powerfield

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around an oversized fist

crystal forum
#

is it just punching things

arctic talon
#

Yes

crystal forum
#

i love it

arctic talon
#

you punch something and the powerfield helps uh

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liberate their insides

crystal forum
#

does it like slice through metal

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can you karate chop a mf in half

arctic talon
#

its way messier

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since it doesn't have an "edge"

crystal forum
#

is it servo assisted

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i see humans use them but can they punch as hard as space marines

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

so it's just a very heavy club

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for humans

arctic talon
#

Yeah

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but it goes on your hand

crystal forum
#

why arent there power warhammers

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i thought there would be warhammers in warhammer

arctic talon
#

brotha

crystal forum
#

oh

arctic talon
#

Still funny the only real xenos powerfist equivelent

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is an Eldar weapon

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ig also the Ork power klaw

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but you usually crush people with it lol

fallen plaza
#

Powerfist, power klaw, now those i would like to see here

arctic talon
#

this is not a claw, this is a powerfist eldar are stupid

fallen plaza
#

Specifically the chaos finger klaw ones, not the lame wolverine claw ones

arctic talon
#

Oh

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the chaos lighting claws

fallen plaza
#

Those are my faves

olive dew
#

Waaaaaahg

tough haven
#

Or do you mean a normal human cant strike as hard as a marine with a power fist?

tough haven
#

Ok

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Cause I was like I know power scaling is fucked but goddamn

dusk patrol
#

Marines can casually crush skulls in their palms without armor

#

Plus they train everyday for decades and eventually centuries on different ways to kill mfers as well as have a lot of actual experience.

dusk patrol
#

Marine martial arts generally is built around punching and grappling or doing knife hand attacks into weak points in an enemy depending on their armor and what not.

#

Combat knife and bolt pistol is a pretty common combo if they have to get into it at extreme close range like that and don’t have better options

#

They can often abuse the fact that their armor lets them absorb some of the enemy attacks or lets them deflect stuff, I know there’s a book where a marine using his forearm to knock a power blade swing away from him by whacking the flat part with his arm, it hurts him and fucks up the armor and flesh but it’s an option if they don’t have a better choice.

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Some chain weapons they can also try to deflect a bit and hope it doesn’t dig into their armor or that it’s not well made enough to, but obviously this varies.

rocky gale
#

Bruh moment the Skinnerkin box for FEC is being added to Legends for the new edition, even though they only released like a month or two ago

rose thorn
#

So it’s not a new thing

#

Several of the SCE underworlds stuff didn’t even have legends

rocky gale
#

Just sucks, like the kit isn't even a year old

#

and it's a good looking kit

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Mainly they are trapped or hiding

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Such as brine god

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Aka the god of suicide

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

They are literal gods

#

Beast grave was specifically made to contain a god beast

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Tjey don’t have weapons

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

It’s made of a dead dwarf god and a god beast

queen laurel
#

I'm just going to say that his weapons are made out of a giant magical bear

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I was going to give him a god beast weapon but that seems way to ridiculous

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Also a different dwarf god sneezed and it made urgold too

#

That’s where we get the kharadon over lords

queen laurel
rose thorn
rose thorn
queen laurel
#

thank you for the help

rose thorn
#

No problem

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Don’t forget literally every animal in Ghur is carnivorous

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And every plant

queen laurel
#

Putting a civilization there is both a smart move because the faunaI will act as a defense and well dumb

#

The place is literally suspected to be alive because of how ******* dangerous it is

shell barn
#

As someone who’s trying to describe Ogryns to someone who doesn’t play much 40K

Is “Andre the Giant if he was pure muscle.” A good description?

shell barn
#

Yeah I’m just trying to paint a mental picture for them

queen laurel
#

that is a pretty good explanation but if you really want to show them

#

you can just grab a picture off of an art or darktide itself

crystal forum
#

if your friend knows who brian shaw is, use that as a better example

#

not just muscle but a lot of fat too

queen laurel
#

Show them this image and tell them that imagine a child that's like 10 feet tall super muscular and can rip apart a tank with its hands

crystal forum
#

also surprisingly nice and affectionate

queen laurel
#

Sure it's a pretty decently consistent quality but you know

crystal forum
#

the real frens are <3

queen laurel
#

I wouldn't try my luck with these guys

shell barn
crystal forum
#

further proof that the happiest characters in 40k are the ones who dont care about the politics

storm jungle
queen laurel
#

and also actually smart too?

#

It's nice

viral halo
#

watched the new house of the dragon

#

I physically blew my edge watching it

#

Real kino

rocky gale
#

No spoiling

#

Or it'll be your last edge

storm jungle
#

LMAO

#

only spoiler ill give, the dragons finally dance

#

also WMDs

rocky gale
#

With how often and casually things are spoiled here it should be the multifandom spoiler chat.

storm jungle
#

watch it now or else

rocky gale
storm jungle
rocky gale
#

I have to wait for my mum

storm jungle
#

aw damn it

green loom
#

I can't wait for Bloody Ben

outer wave
queen laurel
outer wave
#

😔

#

Okay is Dan Abnett that bad of a writer or is he just kinda overhyped?

green loom
#

More overhyped

viral halo
#

Some of his stuff can be described as exhausting

queen laurel
#

He makes good stuff yeah

#

But he writes way to f****** much

crystal forum
#

i just finished reading a 1073 page novel that had better editing than most stuff i've read from black library

queen laurel
#

You will have to read every single written letter

#

And word

#

And cut them into understandable sentences

crystal forum
#

that's what editors do

#

in fact they're paid for that

queen laurel
#

Do that with Dan

#

The guy with an notorious reputation for writing so much it literally becomes at some kind of psychological attack

#

Like he makes good stuff yeah

#

But since he has been in the industry of writing for so long he can basically has a lot of you know leeway

crystal forum
#

see here's the thing

#

either he thinks he's too good for an editor, which would make him an asshole

#

or GW thinks he's too good to need an editor

#

far more famous writers work with editors all the time

#

i genuinely think it could also be GW not wanting to pay for an editor working so hard and because thicker book = more perceived value from customers

#

it's just pure slop

wicked lion
#

you know, its a little weird that there arent any salamander techmarines with a weapon that is both an omnissian axe and thunderhammer in one
both are power weapons, they just disharge differently.

#

ie, power pollaxe

arctic talon
#

the only real modifications made are usually to the hilt and such

wicked lion
queen laurel
#

They love their stuff

#

And sharing isn't in their vocabulary

wicked lion
#

so im surprised that no salamander techmarine, under the teachings and guidance of a techpriest, has made a weapon that is both an omnissian axe and thunderhammer in one

arctic talon
#

its gifted to you by your master/teacher

wicked lion
arctic talon
#

A poweraxe/Thunder hammer hybrid prolly could be made

wicked lion
#

but salamanders also just arent normal

arctic talon
#

but also it wouldn't be an Omnissian axe, it doesn't hold the weight of tradition

#

Techmarines are weirdos

viral halo
arctic talon
#

^

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Techmarines are split between the culture of their chapter and the culture of the mechanicus

wicked lion
queen laurel
#

They are pretty compliant

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With imperium regulations

arctic talon
#

Well

wicked lion
arctic talon
#

not really

#

they only have 7 companies

#

instead of 10

#

iirc

queen laurel
wicked lion
#

i meant more like
tradition?

wicked lion
#

thats the word im looking for

queen laurel
#

The literal faction that keeps this entire rotting empire running

wicked lion
#

most space marines dont get to see their pre-spacemarine families

#

salamanders do

#

most space marines dont forge their own weapons

arctic talon
#

again, it wouldn't be an Omnissian Axe

#

is my point

wicked lion
#

salmanders do

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

An Omnissian Axe is explictly gifted

#

to you by your master/superior/teacher

queen laurel
#

Yes it's a price

#

If a salamander is going to use one it's going for be from a mechanicus

viral halo
#

The admech are able to take space marines and basically brainwash them into their culture rather than wholly that of their home chapters which is an INSANE feat if you think about it

wicked lion
queen laurel
#

Not one he made

wicked lion
#

ie, would still be a gift, to some degree

green loom
#

Tech marines go to learn on Mars or an equivalent forgeworld, could be he got so friendly with a teacher that they gifted him one

viral halo
#

letting outsiders forge their shit

queen laurel
#

Yeah uh

arctic talon
#

again, I don't see why a normal poweraxe + thunderhammer hybrid

queen laurel
#

Mechanicus rules

arctic talon
#

wouldn't be used

#

tech marines don't have to carry their omnissian axe everywhere they aren't like tech priests where someone might question if you actually hold a proper rank

viral halo
#

Tech marines even wear the cog correct?

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

Like a techmarine is painted in the colors of a forgeworld(usually mars) and like

#

people usually don't question marines in the first place, much less a cyborg one thats got mechanicus symbols + chapter symbols slapped on them

wicked lion
#

lots of techmarines wear full red armor

#

with just like
a pauldron of their chapter

arctic talon
#

I don't see why a "standard" poweraxe/hammer hybrid

arctic talon
#

fun fact we've seen a grand total of 2 tech marines not in red primarily

wicked lion
arctic talon
#

there's one in a Forgeworld supplement who's in Orange(ryza) and there's that one ultramarine techmarine whos got a lot of blue on him

#

then make a thunderhammer and poweraxe hybrid

#

its not an omnissian axe

wicked lion
#

so i could see a salamander techpriest wanting to incorperate a thunderhammer into his axe

arctic talon
#

I mean yeah

#

but also they could make a new one is my point

celest dome
#

Omnisian Axe aren't just Power axes and hammers

wicked lion
#

and, if it was made under the guidance of a techpreist, especially a high ranking one
it likely wouldnt be tech heresy

#

i guess itd be an "omnissian pollaxe"

#

but like, itd have the same value as a normal omnissian axe

celest dome
#

Can also be other type of weapons, the Omnisian part are techno sigils

wicked lion
celest dome
#

But sometime they are shock, and can even be Chain

wicked lion
queen laurel
wicked lion
#

(i realize this wiki isnt 100% accurate)

celest dome
#

Lexi is more accurate

wicked lion
#

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Omnissian_Axe
this source ALSO says power axe

A holy icon of the Cult Mechanicus, the Omnissian Axe or Omnissian Glaive is granted to adepts who have shown their faith to the Machine God in battle.[1]
These fearsome weapons have no equal amongst power weapons and are only gifted to tech-priests by their superiors. Saw-toothed and marked with sacred equations they are forged with the finest ...

arctic talon
queen laurel
#

I'm kidding i'm just going to try to figure it out

wicked lion
#

so yes, omnissian axe ARE power axes
and thunderhammers ARE power hammers

would making a combi poweraxe/thunderhammer be difficult?
sure
but if anybody could do it, itd be the techmarine of the legion known for craftsmanship, specializing in power hammers, under the guidance of a techpriest

#

it would also just be thematic and cool

green loom
#

You're just changing the head shape

wicked lion
#

thunderhammers discharge their energy differently

#

psword vs paxe is mostly just blade shape, yes

#

thunderhammers are different

green loom
#

It's not any more difficult for the crazed smiths and engineers of 40k

wicked lion
#

Thunder hammers are weapons of ancient design, utilizing a power field similar to a power sword or fist, and used by Space Marines and Daemonhunters, primarily by Terminator Assault Squads and characters with access to the relevant armoury[1].

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"Where other power weapons emit a constant energy field, the thunder hammer is designed to energize the power field only upon impact, enabling it to conserve energy until it is actually needed, and allowing the weapon to deliver a particularly devastating blow[2]. Upon impact, the thunder hammer's blue energy field explodes with a thunderous crack, more often than not smashing through armour, and leaving a smoking hole that crackles with blue sparks[2]. The power unleashed on impact is such that a warrior not in Terminator armour will likely be knocked over. The weapon's main drawback in combat is its slowness in delivering a strike compared to most other close combat weapons."

#

so like, discharging the thunderhammer would likely disable the power part of the axe for several seconds

celest dome
#

The "Axe" part is not attached/connected to the Wrench part, so why not

wicked lion
#

and youd realisticaly just be replaceing a tool

#

with a different tool

#

hammer instead of wrench

wicked lion
green loom
#

They don't have to

wicked lion
#

the idea SOUNDS crazy
but, mechanically and lore wise, its pretty grounded

#

give salamander techmarines omnissian pollaxes

#

the ultimate powerweapon

green loom
wicked lion
queen laurel
arctic talon
#

i think they are

queen laurel
#

They are still made modern day

arctic talon
#

at least powerfields are

#

rather

#

yeah but the tech is from the dark age

queen laurel
#

Yeah they are from that era but they are still made today

#

So they're not really crazy to bring along

#

Character processing something that cannot be remade however

wicked lion
queen laurel
#

Now that is what is crazy

queen laurel
#

Lexicanum power weapon to be exact

wicked lion
#

and ive now also checked the power weapons page and cant find it there either

celest dome
#

I might be miss remembering but Hieronomus Tezla has a Chain Axe, and I think it has been refered to Omnisian Axe before

wicked lion
young pecan
wicked lion
#

power chainaxe?
feasible, maybe?

arctic talon
#

They exist

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Kharn has one

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

And so do other world eaters

young pecan
#

choweraxe

queen laurel
#

Chain weapons with power fields are a thing

wicked lion