#40k-lore-chat

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outer wave
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Reminder this is the Imperium: they're not known for making smart decisions

dusk patrol
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Like

outer wave
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Human*

dusk patrol
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Marines and scions exist

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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Starlings exist

crystal forum
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not currently

dusk patrol
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Ratlings

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And once again

celest dome
dusk patrol
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There’s no proof lol

shell mason
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it would make so much more sense

true elbow
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Thank you, followed the youtube as well!\

shell mason
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on why your being a heretic rn

dusk patrol
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Like I’ve never seen anyone actually prove this or provide evidence

crystal forum
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when do we ever provide evidence in this realm

celest dome
# dusk patrol Ratlings

Ratling have communities and aren't really used in the same way in the Imperium, they very much aren't treated as the same sort

dusk patrol
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Ogryns whole deal isn’t subtle

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They are

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They’re used as soldiers the same

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And also labor for some jobs

celest dome
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Look as the Imperial Industry mate

crystal forum
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small guys who can reach machinery

dusk patrol
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Once again

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Provide proof

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All this is conjecture

crystal forum
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ogryns are 40k ogres idk why they'd be anything other than dumb brutes

dusk patrol
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It’s not subtle

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Nork has always been listed as a prodigy by their standards

burnt maple
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Guys, I have a lore/theory question that may or may not address things unspecified in the lore:

In a book there is an event where a space marine apothecary applies space marine blood to an injured/sick woman and she recovers well, lives long and healthy life.

I know it's the fault of writer who knows batshit about biology, but can it be assumed that implants and generally making a space marine alters their blood to 0Rh-?

Makes sense, because: This blood type is the perfect donor for everybody. And if a marine is injured, can get transfusion from other marine no problem.

Can such an alteration be assumed?

arctic talon
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Space marine blood is not compatible with human blood iirc

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But regarding space marine to space marine transfusions

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Blood type is never brought up

crystal forum
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i've never seen blood type even mentioned

dusk patrol
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We know that sanguinary priests have sanguineous is actual blood in their veins

arctic talon
crystal forum
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it's always the fucking rule books

arctic talon
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No shit

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Rule books have a lot of lore in them

queen laurel
# dusk patrol It’s not subtle

Like they can be just like ogryns in darktide but the imperium keeps them only stupid enough not to realize their current situation, a lot of ogryns who are smart also just shut up because well you know brain lobotomy with attached metal, you can teach ogryns they are not stupid they have the intelligence of a child which you can improve

dusk patrol
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Hey, sometimes it’s weird short stories that four people have ever read

queen laurel
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Like do you really expect the imperium to not keep their soldiers dumb?

dusk patrol
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Once again provide proof

queen laurel
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This is the same f****** place that hides the truth of the horrors of the universe

rocky gale
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Can't wait for them to retcon Mars out of 40k if the loyalists lose the next HH narrative campaign

dusk patrol
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Because I’m not disagreeing that they could do that

crystal forum
dusk patrol
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The issue is that there’s no evidence of it

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And they don’t really need to do it

arctic talon
rocky gale
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Damn

dusk patrol
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They control normal humans all the time. There’s no reason they wouldn’t be using smarter ogres for combat at least

arctic talon
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Loyalist mechanicum literally got it’s ass beat

crystal forum
queen laurel
crystal forum
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like no shit the imperium keeps everybody dumb but why can't ogryns count on their fingers

queen laurel
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They literally evolved to be more like caveman or neanderthal

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Because well what's the point of poetry of that giant t-rex is going to eat you

crystal forum
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so you're agreeing that they're also just naturally dumb

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that's what the entire point of this convo is

dusk patrol
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Like the imperium doesn’t teach anyone anything really

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But at no point have I ever seen in the books them say that they’re actively keeping up them dumber

outer wave
# crystal forum yes but the thing is, are they naturally dumber than regular humans?

They're simpler; their brains are more hardwired for survival on harsh planets and have some hard time thinking outside of that focal point (arithmatic, deep self reflection, etc). Not dumber, since Im sure an ogryn could survive on those planets better than a human can due to not only natural strength and toughness, but the natural instinct as well.

queen laurel
# dusk patrol Once again provide proof

while she had been at work on her journal. The Imperial
Truth held that ogryns could not write, of course. But over the last two
years, through repeated study of old Ordo Biologos texts borrowed from
Falx’s personal library, she had been teaching herself. Cassia had developed
a fine hand for calligraphy, of late

this is cassia writing but

She had lived an ogryn’s life. Born in a work camp, drafted to a penal
regiment, and sent to the nearest front, in the hope that the spending of her
life might keep the front from collapsing for a fraction of a second longer.
That would have been the sum of Indentured Conscript C455-I’s life, were
it not for the moment where, during the fighting retreat from the Delq on
Karkhemish Secundus, she had moved the burning hulk of a downed
bomber to shield her unit’s commissar from mortar fire, using nothing but
her mind. In that moment, she had also moved herself far outside the
Imperial Truth

She lived and from a work camp and literally basically learned nothing, yes she has powers but that doesn't make her automatically smart, like if you can teach them how to write they will or you know actually educate them

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They are not kept stupid stupid they are only kept up bare minimum intelligence

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you know brainwash

dusk patrol
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Once again, this is an example where she’s literally selected by an inquisitor because she’s exceptional and unique. It is the only example we’ve ever seen of one of them showing this capability.

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Nothing about it suggest that this would be the norm and every other example were given tells us the opposite

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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No, it’s proof that she was able to

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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The only example of a psyker Ogrin we’ve ever had

outer wave
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I mean, that indicative of learning potential for ogryns, psyker abiltiies aside

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Maybe the females are better at picking stuff up, Idk

queen laurel
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you can teach them that's the point but the imperium doesn't

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only teach them the essentials and they're good

dusk patrol
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It doesn’t prove that

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It proves she was able to, and she’s shown to be exceptional

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Every single other source of Ogryns they can’t even remember stuff beyond basic orders

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This is a baseline

outer wave
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But again, thats the educational system given to ogryns at work

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Or if there is any

dusk patrol
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What is the source for that?

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You guys are just saying this like it’s fact

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Bon’eads are an example of them trying to make them more competent

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Nork was given special attention because his aptitude

outer wave
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This all comes to the conclusion that we need more ogryn lore

dusk patrol
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No it doesn’t

outer wave
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Yes it does

viral halo
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just read this entire convo; eternal is right

dusk patrol
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Don’t dodge this I’m right mfer and you guys know this

outer wave
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Nope

dusk patrol
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Provide any other examples of Ogryns even comparable then

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Surely one would be able to figure something out

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You can’t because the baseline is they’re pretty simple

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We have one exceptional case with a psyker one, that doesn’t disprove the rule

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And also

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GW would just tell us if this happened

crystal forum
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occam's razor, the simplest deduction here is they're just stupid

dusk patrol
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Also that

dusk patrol
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Stupid, simple, dumb, whatever

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They’re not mentally capable of a lot.

crystal forum
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we dont need to dive into neurology and cognitive science to realize they're written as stereotypically dumb

dusk patrol
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And the Imperium has shown attempts to fix that, probably because a work force which weren’t toddler level intelligence would be more beneficial than not.

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The imperium already controls quadrillions of normal people idk why they’d have issues with Ogryns

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They wouldn’t even need to be much smarter

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It’s not like fairly dumb people can’t make good soldiers

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Or workers

crystal forum
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and they actively try to make ogryns smarter because a smart ogryn is fucking terrifying

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why would boneheads exist otherwise

outer wave
dusk patrol
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That’s the main example, like has been said we don’t have a ton of Ogryn lore

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Nork is also mentioned to have been selected for his aptitude

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And Bon’eads are selected for theirs

outer wave
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Personally I dont think the Imperium have even really tried with trying to make Ogryns smarter, especially if we see the quality of the Bone 'Eads implants (one example is the Brawler's implants)

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A smart ogryn is terrifying yes, but also terrifying for the Imperium

crystal forum
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so are space marines but you dont see space marines being lobotomized

outer wave
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Why do workers generally arent taught of things like chaos, despite it being beneficial to teach them what not to fall for?

dusk patrol
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“Among the dim-witted Ogryn species there exist certain rare individuals who, despite their primitive mind-set, exhibit a rare glimmer of intelligence, problem solving capabilities, memory, or natural drive. Such individuals quickly stand out among their brethren, making them ideal candidates for Biochemical Ogryn Neural Enhancement.”

dusk patrol
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We’re talking like

outer wave
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Fairly dumb normal dude level

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Yes so once again

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Why couldn’t they do the same for Ogryns

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The Imperium controls normal dumb people all the time

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Ogryns are barely toddlers in intelligence

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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They’re very smart when it comes too fighting

crystal forum
dusk patrol
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Deceptively so

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This doesn’t change what’s been said

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It’s like how a bear is gonna know how to clobber another bear or how to react in fights but I can’t teach a bear to write.

rose thorn
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porbably gonan move my city to a port city like you usggested

crystal forum
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they're given shitty weapons because they'd literally break anything that wasn't also a hammer in function

dusk patrol
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Well not shitty

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But very hardy

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And simple

crystal forum
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imagine an ogryn with a plasma cannon

dusk patrol
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Poor plasma cannon

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I do hope we get heavy bolters and auto cannons

outer wave
# dusk patrol Fairly dumb normal dude level

Imagine that same fairly dumb person dude being 12 ft tall, stuck in a tunnel, about to have a tantrum because claustrophobia, and him going "I dunno if I like the guys that put us here". Its not exactly the smartest thought, but its independent enough to go out of control, especially with a rampaging ogryn(s, since they can be pretty close to one another). We also have to consider that the Imperium isnt efficient at all in what they do, and never have been.

dusk patrol
rose thorn
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the skeleton i mean

dusk patrol
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Whereas Bon’ead lore literally says they try to select the smartest Ogryns and make them smarter

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And once again, if this was the case

dusk patrol
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GW would just write it

queen laurel
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Very good idea

dusk patrol
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They’re not shy about how shit Ogryns lives are, same for Ratlings

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I don’t think it’s implausible but there’s no evidence for it at all and lots which suggests otherwise

crystal forum
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just compare it to how orks are the dumb ones and gretchins or whatever they're called are slightly less dumb

dusk patrol
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I don’t think it’s something the Imperium is above

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I think it’s just not something we have any actual proof of

outer wave
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And yeah you're right about that

dusk patrol
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Ok then that’s it

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We can stop spreading fanfic as fact

outer wave
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Im still staunch on my belief but fair

crystal forum
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dumb unless proven otherwise

dusk patrol
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There’s legit more evidence that there’s loyalist alpha legion marines

queen laurel
outer wave
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Snotlings are legit dumb

dusk patrol
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Orks are typically fairly dumb

queen laurel
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Than the gretchen?

dusk patrol
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Grots are the smarter once typically but obviously

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It varies a lot

crystal forum
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what are those little green fucks called

outer wave
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Yeah gretchin are smarter than the snotlings, to the point they just bully the smaller guys

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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I know there lore that the Grots were their leaders during the war in Heaven apparently

queen laurel
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The actual dumb ones

queen laurel
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And so they became the leaders

dusk patrol
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I personally hate a lot of these connections ngl because

crystal forum
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war in heaven lore be wild

queen laurel
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The other one is a lot more believable where they are just made by the old ones

dusk patrol
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You just know it’s gonna not make any sense the next time someone makes lore for it

crystal forum
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we know more about the war in heaven than we do about dark age humanity

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isnt that cray cray

dusk patrol
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Eh

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Idk about that

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It’s both pretty mysterious still

queen laurel
crystal forum
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not connected lore tho

queen laurel
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The war in heaven was definitely mysterious but it's more structured as

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We just made this entire event so that we have like origin stories for our factions

dusk patrol
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War in Heaven we mostly just know a basic legend to it

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Not much for details

queen laurel
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Bare minimum lord f*** with it

crystal forum
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people acting like where nids came from has any relevance

queen laurel
crystal forum
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no i mean the several thousand fan theories about their actual origins

dusk patrol
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Fenris Krakens are nid in origin

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Also Catachan devils are heavily implied to be

queen laurel
crystal forum
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any apex predator is nid apparently

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thanks GW

dusk patrol
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Imo it was likely a splinter or scout fleet

queen laurel
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If it's a super deadly organism it has to be some kind of tyranid

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Why can't it be just its own thing like

dusk patrol
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Which died off mostly and basically latched onto worlds

crystal forum
dusk patrol
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I don’t mind it too much, it’s not like Catachan or Fenris lack for special dangerous organisms

queen laurel
rose thorn
queen laurel
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It's cool but a bit you know cheap

dusk patrol
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I think it creates some interesting theories regarding their origins

crystal forum
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GW is extremely good at creating bullshit lore that leads to nowhere and will never be expanded but spawns a ton of fan theories

dusk patrol
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The alternative for Fenris is it was made during the DAoT

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Which maybe it was

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Using Nid dna

queen laurel
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With sigmar being secondary

crystal forum
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there's also the theory that nids were created by the old ones

rose thorn
crystal forum
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or the other theory that they're what remains of that one ctan

rose thorn
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the wahle probably was apart of the pantheon of order before being bodied

crystal forum
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the swarm or whatever he's called

queen laurel
rose thorn
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ghur

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where god beast worship is pretty nromal lmao

queen laurel
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After all you know god whale bone

crystal forum
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or the OTHER theory that nids were made to fight chaos by killing all life

rose thorn
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rip whael bones

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i mean

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boen splitters

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see them in 2 years

crystal forum
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or the OTHER OTHER theory that nids come from another galaxy

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wait no that one isnt a theory i think

queen laurel
rose thorn
crystal forum
queen laurel
crystal forum
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them being from another galaxy is probably the weakest origin

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but that doesnt matter since their origin doesnt matter either

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they will never have any lore and will never contribute to the narrative

rose thorn
# crystal forum when

some loyalist iron did something super badass, it was followed by the lien that it released a warp signal that reached out of the galaxy

crystal forum
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and also i thought that was after the HH

rose thorn
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nah it aws duirng hh

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i cant remember hte iron warriors name tbh

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it just caught the nids attention

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and then they finally arrvied in 40k

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also spacve wolves and someone else ran into nids long before they arrived

crystal forum
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still weakest origin

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the most GW could do is make a queen become communicative or some shit and go the star trek movie route with the borg queen

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"we have to unite forces and defeat john chaos together, girlyman"

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and then they kiss

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angron returns and is defeat by rogal dorn

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skaven arrive to 40k (tabletop) and dont get lore until the year 2037

young pecan
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Unless what we see being scouts comparatively is wrong

crystal forum
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except they will never go beyond that because grimdark is a fancy way of saying edging the narrative

young pecan
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WHF did with Skaven KEKW_ogryn

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But I dunno, you could be right

crystal forum
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40k doesnt need a reboot sales wise is the difference here

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in fact primaris was the closest the setting will get to a reboot and it didnt change anything

young pecan
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I don't claim to know much about them but tyranid reinforcements coming could be a reason for them to make a big event out of it

lone quest
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Primaris is cringe we got the based firstborn

young pecan
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I'm sure 40k writers would find a way, they do all the time

crystal forum
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GW wants the narrative to be perpetually on the brink of something happening

outer wave
young pecan
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My WH Fantasy headcanon is that what happens in my TWH3 save is what happens in lore chadgryn

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Lizards solo

crystal forum
outer wave
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Right?

crystal forum
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they've hinted so many things that you could fill a book with all the foreshadowing

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gazgul being back

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at least them withholding stuff is better than doing too many conclusions

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just look at marvel

outer wave
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I do wish they had the balls to pull through though

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Feels a bit like they're pussy footing around things because it's easier to do so

crystal forum
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i think if the amazon series blows up they'll have enough pressure to actually get the ball rolling

young pecan
crystal forum
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dont forget logan

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that movie is essentially passing the torch to kid x men

young pecan
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Literally me

crystal forum
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there isn't even that much trash is the weird thing

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they stopped producing movies as much as they used to

outer wave
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Probably cuz they knew people were getting tired of super hero movies

queen laurel
young pecan
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You'd think they'd ride the Endgame wave by making more but I guess writers would need a break after all that

queen laurel
crystal forum
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i have disney+ so i watched the newer stuff but most isn't that bad

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i dont understand at all why they decided to create multiverse of madness

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that movie would have fucking scarred me as a kid

young pecan
queen laurel
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Yes

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Expectation from the fans plus the fact that disney is a bit of a

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Idiot

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You're going to have to pull a lot of good writing and a lot of good executions to really make a show or movie hit home

crystal forum
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moon knight was good

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imo

queen laurel
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Yes like i said

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You need to be smart

young pecan
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Not more regarding Endgame but I mean like getting unproduced but loved characters/teams some production

queen laurel
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And let's be honest

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Superhero media has gotten significantly stale

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Comics don't really pack the same punch they used to

crystal forum
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that doesnt stop them from pushing it forward

queen laurel
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Especially if they belong to superheroes

queen laurel
crystal forum
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my hope is disney is so desperate for a new cash cow that they'd buy up 40k

queen laurel
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There is a good reason why my adventures with superman is so beloved

queen laurel
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It's a genuinely good show with a new twist on superman

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Also I doubt GW’s stock holders are interested in selling

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Lol

crystal forum
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people genuinely do not give a shit what they watch as long as it's content

arctic talon
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GW is a miniature company

young pecan
arctic talon
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Primarily

queen laurel
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Yeah gw is very

young pecan
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Never knew he existed and now I'm ready to watch it

queen laurel
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Like i said you can make good superhero media

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It's just that you need to put effort into it

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Again why though

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Buying GW

outer wave
arctic talon
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Would be absurdly expensive

queen laurel
crystal forum
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less so than marvel

arctic talon
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  • the shareholders haven’t seemed to want to sell
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Also why though

outer wave
arctic talon
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GW is a miniature company

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Lol

crystal forum
arctic talon
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and one that’s so incredibly British

young pecan
queen laurel
young pecan
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It doesn't feel like there's much passion at a glance for some of the projects

queen laurel
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Yes it's a thing

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Michael jackson is clayface

outer wave
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Damn that's based

outer wave
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Yep

queen laurel
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You know the guy who keeps dying and keeps going insane

outer wave
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Even has a Vtuber doing one of the OP or ED

young pecan
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The reboot of Suicide Squad was pretty good

arctic talon
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Also GW is 3.46 billion pounds as of yesterdays market close worth of shares on the market rn

crystal forum
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i like how john cena straight up represents peacemaker forever now

queen laurel
arctic talon
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This isn’t all their stock either

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Iirc

crystal forum
arctic talon
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There’s no point in Disney buying something like GW

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Is my point lol

crystal forum
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not currently

arctic talon
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It never will be

crystal forum
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marvel had to create movies before being worth anything to disney

queen laurel
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Why would you want disney to have warhammer

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That's like giving a nuclear bomb to a toddler

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It's not a good idea

outer wave
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I think he's implying Disney may buy it off GW eventually

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Not that he wants them to

crystal forum
queen laurel
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Yeah but that's the thing gw

arctic talon
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I think GW would rather kill themselves

arctic talon
outer wave
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Oh yeah they would

queen laurel
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Gw is greedy but they're not as greedy as the rats

outer wave
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They'd do British Sodoku and all

queen laurel
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Like they still have standards surprisingly

arctic talon
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GW is like absurdly proud of the fact all 40K miniature stuff is made in Britain lol

crystal forum
arctic talon
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????

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Are you just trying to stir the pot lol

crystal forum
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no i do not want to cause outrage

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i simply do not like GW

arctic talon
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????

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okay I guess?

queen laurel
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This is some vivid level behavior

arctic talon
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idk

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GW now is much better then they used t obe

queen laurel
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Yeah i will admit they have done some banger things to have

arctic talon
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having done stuff through GW's worst period

queen laurel
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Yes they are still a company and therefore you know not the best track record

arctic talon
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6th to 7th TopKekSphere

queen laurel
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But they're doing a lot better

arctic talon
crystal forum
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i want them to be viewed as competition by disney, bought off then left to die

arctic talon
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????

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I don't get you lol

crystal forum
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this is what i want, not what will happen

arctic talon
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regarding this

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I think GW are fine as far as companies go

queen laurel
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Yeah they're not the worst

arctic talon
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they aren't comically evil, they generally have treated employees well

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after the restructuring

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they regularly give out bonuses to said employees

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idk

queen laurel
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Like okay you guys don't like what we made you can f*** off

arctic talon
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What do you hate about GW specifically

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like I get if you dislike the pricing and stuff

outer wave
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I know for one thing: GW is definitely not a company you'd want to work for

queen laurel
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If it's the prices i can understand

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Jinx

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Finally i won the jinx war

arctic talon
outer wave
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He did it...

arctic talon
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iirc

outer wave
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Kirby era? When was that?

arctic talon
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6th to start of 8th

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before he got removed

outer wave
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Ahhh

crystal forum
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that fucking pink ball

arctic talon
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he was kind of a massive piece of shit

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and also sexist

outer wave
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Oof

arctic talon
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and racist

outer wave
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Oof x2

arctic talon
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he was taken out back and executed removed as CEO

queen laurel
arctic talon
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LOL

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But point being

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GW has improved greatly since their uh

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worst times

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the fact they actually communicate regularly

queen laurel
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Get it

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It's a racist joke laugh it

arctic talon
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I wonder if the sculptors for it regret it

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lol

outer wave
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That's fair and I hope they improve more, but idk considering Warhammer+ and what I've heard of other content creators say of GW, it's not a pretty picture

arctic talon
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oh

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regarding that?

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yeah

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not great

outer wave
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Yeaaah

crystal forum
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also them being pieces of shit towards community content

queen laurel
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Yeah the animation side of things for gw is i hit or miss

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Like the trailers

arctic talon
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regarding warehouse/corporate/citadel stuff apparently they're fine

queen laurel
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For the new editionsm

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Absolutely f****** banger

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For shows and stuff

crystal forum
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acting like they have the legal team of disney but being a shitty little english company

queen laurel
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Well you can guess that

arctic talon
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for one

queen laurel
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Yeah

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That is also quite over blown actually

arctic talon
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they just said you can make fan content as long as your not profiting off of it

crystal forum
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that's the thing they dont but they keep acting like they will

arctic talon
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still kind of a dick move

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but like

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copyright law moment

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

idk

crystal forum
#

that's not a dick move it's straight up not following the law

queen laurel
#

That just straight up tears your work down

arctic talon
#

saying that "oh we'll send a cease and desist"

#

That is following copyright law?

#

they can send a cease and desist over it

#

even if I fucking hate modern copyright law

queen laurel
#

You can still make it as long as you don't profit from it

arctic talon
#

GW didn't break the law regarding this

queen laurel
#

Why do you think warhammer animations are still a bloody thing

arctic talon
#

was it a dick move? yeah

#

was it legal? also yeah

queen laurel
#

Unlike nintendo

arctic talon
#

Ehhhh

#

still not great

#

they should have just not touched it

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

lesser evil this lesser evil that TopKekSphere

queen laurel
#

Better than nothing

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

I'm skinning you alive

crystal forum
#

nintendo have an excuse because japanese copyright laws are draconic

arctic talon
#

All copyright laws are draconic to an extent

crystal forum
#

in japan it's even worse

arctic talon
#

no shit

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lol

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doesn't make nintendo justified

#

for literally swatting some artists lol

queen laurel
#

Working environments in japan are also uh

crystal forum
#

what annoys me about GW is they're extremely stupid about it

arctic talon
queen laurel
#

You know

#

Not good

burnt maple
arctic talon
#

humans have dif blood types still yes

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

how many monkeys did you kill to find that out

arctic talon
#

along with the copius amounts of drinking she does smarf

azure knoll
#

from

#

8 - 10

#

am to pm

arctic talon
#

Its 8 to 7 technically

#

but usually she has to go out with coworkers

#

because work culture

queen laurel
azure knoll
#

well i suppose that ain't the worst

outer wave
#

Ah Japanese office worker life

azure knoll
#

i wouldn't want it for myself but it's not the same as my 12 hr shifts

arctic talon
crystal forum
arctic talon
#

Also yeah a lot of Japnese office workers end up alcoholic

outer wave
arctic talon
#

Tradition™️

azure knoll
#

there's bound to be a way to save yourself

arctic talon
#

yeah its called not working an office job in Japan

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The government has tried

azure knoll
#

not even by escaping just... to not get as drunk as the alcs

arctic talon
#

it has improved marginally

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

remember sleeping at work is a good thing

#

it shows how hard you worked

burnt maple
queen laurel
#

The choice is yours

crystal forum
#

you can tell a lot about how chill a country is by their stance on cannabis imo

arctic talon
#

East Asia

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DEATH DEATH DEATH

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actually I think most of them don't have death penalty for drug use anymore

#

lol

crystal forum
#

as they let their 4 year old children smoke a pack of cigs a day

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

not really

outer wave
#

I'm having an okay life as a half asian

dusk patrol
#

Source?

outer wave
#

AAAAA

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IM THE SOURCE FOOL

dusk patrol
#

Sounds biased

outer wave
#

I AM THE OGRYN AFFICIONADO

dusk patrol
#

Need third party verification

outer wave
#

I AM BIASED

azure knoll
#

*based

crystal forum
outer wave
dusk patrol
#

Based?

#

Based on what?

crystal forum
#

based on these

burnt maple
#

Based on my source.

#

And what is my source?

dusk patrol
#

You really expect me to believe a ginger bred this man?

arctic talon
outer wave
crystal forum
#

proof?

#

pic?

dusk patrol
#

What’s up stairs? They can’t talk!

queen laurel
#

Not really popular in the rest of the country

dusk patrol
#

Apartment complex? I find it quite simple actually.

outer wave
crystal forum
outer wave
#

I think that's his name

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

The bird flew? Yeah, they tend to do that.

outer wave
#

Yeah it flew over and shidded on my shoulder

crystal forum
queen laurel
#

The filipinos who complain about the country 24/7 aren't the best in the head

#

Don't get me wrong this country has problems but it's not the worst

outer wave
#

I never heard of awful crimes from the Philippines but idk it's not like my mother or cousins would say otherwise

#

Not that my mom didn't have a hard life growing up

queen laurel
outer wave
crystal forum
#

every phillipino i know be like
"we had another tropical storm and now i have an indoor pool 🤠"

outer wave
#

Completely forgot about them

queen laurel
#

Don't ask why

#

That's why it's literally banned in the karaokes here

crystal forum
#

wait you're phillipino?

queen laurel
crystal forum
#

bulgur lore expanded

outer wave
#

Yeah that makes sense

#

I'm half filipino

queen laurel
crystal forum
#

every time i talk to a phillipino irl and i ask them which island they're from they get so surprised that a canadian even knows their country isn't just a single landmass

outer wave
#

Pitoy

#

Itlog

crystal forum
#

it's a very underrated country

outer wave
#

Salamat

queen laurel
#

Tahimik ka pre

outer wave
#

I don't understand most Filipino expect for some words in the Iloilo dialect

outer wave
#

I'm sorry friend 😔

#

Yeah I dont

queen laurel
#

Funny you say that because i'm also from iloilo

outer wave
#

I know things like bum, vagina, penis, balls

#

YO

#

BROTHER

#

HALF BROTHER

queen laurel
#

AYYYYEE

outer wave
#

PITOY PITOY

#

Itlog itlog!

queen laurel
outer wave
#

DAMMIT

#

I'm certain that's penis, right?

queen laurel
#

Yes

crystal forum
#

how's the 40k fandom over there

queen laurel
outer wave
queen laurel
#

Not really the most popular but it's known

outer wave
#

Also Ha la Ha la

queen laurel
#

A lot of people here spend

outer wave
#

Uh oh uh oh

queen laurel
#

Mostly gaming

#

Esports is popular here especially

#

And mobile legends

#

League of legends mobas

outer wave
#

Not surprised

queen laurel
#

Call of duty stuff like that

crystal forum
#

i just know phillipino artists are great

#

(they dont ask for a lot of money)

spring cairn
queen laurel
#

Trust me when i say this

outer wave
#

Yeesh

queen laurel
#

Gaming is like very f****** popular here

arctic talon
#

bruh are they palying WoW?

spring cairn
#

but it's the worst kind of gaming

#

the poor youth has been mislead by the Antichrist

crystal forum
#

they can't afford good games

#

nor the computers to run them

spring cairn
#

nonsense

arctic talon
#

MOBAs are fun

#

fuck you

outer wave
#

They can via other methods but I can't say them

spring cairn
#

they can play cs1.6

arctic talon
#

I will kill over this smh

crystal forum
spring cairn
#

MOBA's manage to put me to sleep

#

and I assure you

#

that's an impressive feat

arctic talon
#

me when subjective taste

crystal forum
#

subjectively taste these nuts

spring cairn
#

difference is

#

my taste is objectively superior

arctic talon
#

No

#

your taste is objectively inferior to mine

queen laurel
outer wave
#

The only MOBA I play now is MWO

queen laurel
#

They could also be playing dota

outer wave
#

It's not even a MOBA it's just an arena shooter

queen laurel
#

Or cs:go

#

Filipinos love competitive games

arctic talon
#

left one def isn't DOTA

queen laurel
#

Like extremely

arctic talon
#

obviously

crystal forum
#

i used google street view around my friend's place

queen laurel
#

I'm kidding i haven't read it i'm just here to piss you off

crystal forum
#

phillipino public transport is quite funny

spring cairn
#

ppl need that comp dopamine so fuckjing bad they'll play the most dogshit game in existence to get it

arctic talon
#

Okay

#

but comp games are fun

queen laurel
#

Yeah

spring cairn
#

they are

#

not mobas

arctic talon
#

I enjoy fighting games and MOBAs

queen laurel
#

I don't play competitive games a lot

outer wave
#

They can be fun but MOBAs aren't for me anymore

queen laurel
#

But challenges are good once in a while

outer wave
#

They have the worst ups and downs

#

Kinda like MMO PvP servers

crystal forum
#

literally made to make you angry and upset

arctic talon
#

I simply don't give a shit if I lose anymore lol

queen laurel
#

Honestly i'm more than with the hero shooter genre

arctic talon
#

I think people simply have an attitude problem when it comes to losing lol

spring cairn
#

CS is peak comp, and what every competitive wannabe aspire to be

outer wave
queen laurel
arctic talon
#

💀

outer wave
#

So I just end up bitter by the end

arctic talon
#

Simply play fighting games where the only person you can blame is yourself

crystal forum
#

when i lose against bots at least i can be sure i wasnt cheated

arctic talon
#

and its incredibly apparent if you're just worse

spring cairn
#

you can still blame the game sadly

queen laurel
spring cairn
#

LTG style

queen laurel
#

It's so over

spring cairn
#

looses once

arctic talon
#

LTG is a salty bitch

spring cairn
#

"the game catter to casual too much"

crystal forum
#

sometimes the game is indeed cheating

spring cairn
#

"that's why i'm dogshit"

crystal forum
#

like stellaris

arctic talon
#

I beat LTGs ass on ladder in SF6

#

10/10

#

would listen to him scream about me on stream again

#

for playing a dogshit character

#

and being bad

crystal forum
#

elitewolf lore expanded

queen laurel
spring cairn
#

ltg is so washed up i think everyone can beat his ass at this point

queen laurel
#

Like they scream and make slurs at you

#

Because you beat them fair in square

#

It's such a funny thing

arctic talon
#

He def isn't good anymore

spring cairn
#

fine ain't good yeah

#

problem is

arctic talon
spring cairn
#

he still think he's way better than he is

arctic talon
#

Only character I'll genuinely strangle someone over

#

in a fighting game I play is like

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

Accent Core +R testament

spring cairn
#

he's hilarious to watch

crystal forum
#

these arent real people

#

they're characters

spring cairn
#

but you're not laughing with him

#

you're laughing at him

arctic talon
#

because Invisible projectiles

#

and traps

#

is truly one of the best mechanics ever made in a fighting game

crystal forum
#

how about you grow some balls and fight in real life

spring cairn
#

who out here a fellow grappler monkey

queen laurel
crystal forum
#

i'd scream racial slurs and call meta

queen laurel
#

You have no preservation instinct

crystal forum
#

i can parry the bullet

arctic talon
#

I am not grappler pilled

spring cairn
#

i only grapple

#

because the reactions are godtier

arctic talon
#

me when HPB

queen laurel
spring cairn
#

no one likes you and that's okay

arctic talon
#

I don't hate grapplers

spring cairn
#

there's no one i'd rather be

arctic talon
#

like unironically

spring cairn
#

than a grappler monkey

arctic talon
#

what about it

queen laurel
#

Main

crystal forum
#

fighting game communities are both the most dedicated and hateful people i've ever seen

arctic talon
#

Alcoholic

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

mostly because I played the Twins in third strike

queen laurel
#

Classic that

arctic talon
#

and Jamie is like

#

a shitty verison of Yun and Yang

queen laurel
#

If i had the chance i would pick gief

crystal forum
#

post a clip of you beating somebody's ass

queen laurel
#

But of course i don't have the money and i do not want to play with other people

#

A lot of the games i play now is very rarely competitive

crystal forum
#

darktide is competitive if you want it to be

arctic talon
queen laurel
#

Single player games are becoming very stunted in today's market because of the multiplayer takeover

crystal forum
queen laurel
#

Don't get me wrong single player games are still around and are good but you know

outer wave
#

That's hilarious bro (To Elite beating LTG)

queen laurel
#

A good chunk of companies nowadays make multiplayer games

outer wave
#

Fuck it didn't keep my reply!

arctic talon
#

or bounty hunter saltzpyre

crystal forum
#

girlfailure

arctic talon
#

lol

crystal forum
queen laurel
arctic talon
#

VT2?

#

idk

#

not really?

#

its just a time investment lol

queen laurel
#

Ah

outer wave
arctic talon
#

the stereotype is that people who play waystalker

#

chase green circles

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

aka doing the most of X

crystal forum
#

you people need to stop quoting fantasy stuff at me it's like a different language

spring cairn
#

i chase green circles with every class

arctic talon
queen laurel
outer wave
#

He is

#

He's a very tame dwarf

queen laurel
#

Compared to an average dwarf

outer wave
#

Yep

spring cairn
#

he is the least racist dwarf in fantasy

arctic talon
#

^

#

like genuinely lol

#

He's still racist, he just isn't a ranked competitive racist like most Dwarfs

#

Kerellian is also absurdly tame for a Wood Elf

crystal forum
#

why are they so racist

spring cairn
#

that's why they kicked him out

#

not racist enough

arctic talon
#

Wood Elfs are just isolationist psychopaths

outer wave
spring cairn
#

dwarfs are indeed better

crystal forum
#

they live in fucking caves

queen laurel
#

All right let me just write my name in the book of grudges

arctic talon
spring cairn
#

it's a hold not a cave

#

kruting umgi

arctic talon
#

Dwarfs are absurdly vindictive lol

outer wave
#

^

arctic talon
#

its like their primary trait

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

as a species in WHFB

dusk patrol
crystal forum
#

"it's not a hut it's a building made of mud nerd "
type shit

dusk patrol
arctic talon
#

Thorgrim is literally one of the nicest ones

outer wave
arctic talon
#

lol

outer wave
#

He will absolutely get his pals to beat you to death and then some

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

he also makes fun of Krubers parents who died of old age with Krellian BadTakes

dusk patrol
#

Never ask your Dawi friend what the dwarf words he calls you mean

arctic talon
#

LOL

crystal forum
#

they're tiny

outer wave
#

By using your shins

spring cairn
#

they're like 3 times as strong as a regular human on average if not more

queen laurel
#

And if they really put their back into it they can even tear your arm off

spring cairn
#

they may not be tall but they're wide

#

pure muscle

queen laurel
#

I beat you to death with it

arctic talon
#

Dwarfs are not fat despite how they kind of look

#

lol

dusk patrol
#

They don’t need your upper half, they’ll get to that once they take down your lower bit

outer wave
#

They're rotund with muscle and a little fat

crystal forum
#

wouldn't a human kickboxer be super effective against dwarves since they could hit the face every time

spring cairn
#

doesn't matter

spring cairn
#

it's like kicking rock

arctic talon
#

Ranked Professional Racists in WHFB: Dwarfs, Wood Elves, Dark Elves, Chaos Dwarfs

spring cairn
#

dwarf skulls are not kickable

crystal forum
#

what are humans good at then in fantasy

spring cairn
#

unless you're a chaos warrior

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

numbers

dusk patrol
spring cairn
#

GUNS

arctic talon
#

^

dusk patrol
#

But good luck

crystal forum
#

dont dwarves have guns

arctic talon
#

FAITH STEEL AND GUNPOWDER

#

there's less dwarfs

#

then there are humans

dusk patrol
crystal forum
#

bruh

spring cairn
#

they gave humies gunpowder iirc

queen laurel
#

Yeah dwarfs give them a lot of tech

crystal forum
#

humans fucking suck in fantasy damn

spring cairn
#

(instant regret)

arctic talon
#

humans come up with new stuff faster then dwarfs

spring cairn
#

yeah

arctic talon
#

Dwarfs don't have repeating guns as a common thing

queen laurel
#

Or tanks

dusk patrol
#

Nuln engineers are made up of some dwarves I believe

arctic talon
#

that would make sense

spring cairn
#

dwarfs need to ponder on a new invention to see if it's 100% safe and foolproof for like 3 thousand years

arctic talon
#

same way the Colleges of Magic have elves in them

queen laurel
#

Yes the slayer engineer that makes very

#

Dangerous contraption

crystal forum
#

so humans are the numbers faction?

dusk patrol
#

The Empire and Dwarves are one of the strongest alliances in the setting

arctic talon
#

who get along with people

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Humans have one thing they're really good at

crystal forum
#

humans being boring in every fucking fantasy setting

arctic talon
#

artillery and gunpowder

dusk patrol
#

Skaven and Greenskins have numbers

spring cairn
#

you have more than 1 human faction too

#

i know crazy

crystal forum
arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

Interesting argument

#

Unfortunately

queen laurel
queen laurel
#

Checkmate furry

crystal forum
#

this is beginning to sound like the guard

arctic talon
#

Dwarf weapons are more reliable then human ones from a lore perspective

#

human ones have the upside

dusk patrol
#

And accurate as hell

arctic talon
#

of being much better at slaughtering things in the same direction you're aiming at

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

Also they somehow make beer for you while you fire them

queen laurel
#

Or manufacturing wise dwarfs are better

arctic talon
#

glorious empire technology

spring cairn
#

in term of artillery you have : Dwarfs, lawful good. Humans Neutral good. Skavens Chaotic evil

arctic talon
#

Skaven artillery is just as likely to kill you as it is the enemy

#

the fact Skaven in total war don't have misfires is a crime against Skaven

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

The important thing is, it will kill

dusk patrol
queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Also humans get along with Dwarfs and elves great

#

In WHFB

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

So that’s an upside

#

Dwarfs taught them how to make gunpowder, elves taught them magic

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

It varies

spring cairn
#

fantasy has racism but they get over it if there's any sign of chaos or destruction

dusk patrol
#

Dwarves and humans get a long really well

crystal forum
#

let me guess humans adapt well

arctic talon
#

It’s more like dnd racism generally

dusk patrol
#

Like dwarves being part of random villages is super common

queen laurel
spring cairn
#

a bit mor racist than dnd but yeah

crystal forum
dusk patrol
#

Elves it as bit more so depending

arctic talon
#

High Elves only really show up in big cities for the empire

misty brook
#

Though dwarves and elves hate each other like in LOTR.

dusk patrol
#

Wood elves being huge pricks

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Wood elves are assholes

#

Xenophobic psychos at best lol

spring cairn
#

just like in TES

dusk patrol
#

Dark Elves also being uh

#

Something else

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

I FUCKING LOVE KHAINE

queen laurel
#

And can cooperate with each other

spring cairn
#

fucking weirdos

queen laurel
#

Because killing each other is a lot of wasted of resources

dusk patrol
#

Hey if you didn’t wanna get eaten

crystal forum
#

so what are skaven

dusk patrol
#

You shouldn’t have passed through my forest and died mysteriously

crystal forum
#

are they like nids

dusk patrol
spring cairn
#

lot's of rats

dusk patrol
#

Uh not really

crystal forum
#

do they have a goal

spring cairn
#

spread ruin

dusk patrol
#

Yes not dying and being on top

#

Sometimes somehow this leads to them winning sometimes

crystal forum
#

ah the average tech company experience

spring cairn
#

they worship a big rat

#

who precede his own followers

dusk patrol
#

Hey he’s not just a big rat

spring cairn
#

make that what you will

dusk patrol
#

He’s a great