#40k-lore-chat
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Human*
Marines and scions exist
Those are still from human
Starlings exist
not currently
But they are more valued than Ogryn are.
Ogryn are very much used as beast of burdens
There’s no proof lol
Thank you, followed the youtube as well!\
on why your being a heretic rn
Like I’ve never seen anyone actually prove this or provide evidence
when do we ever provide evidence in this realm
Ratling have communities and aren't really used in the same way in the Imperium, they very much aren't treated as the same sort
Ogryns whole deal isn’t subtle
They are
They’re used as soldiers the same
And also labor for some jobs
Look as the Imperial Industry mate
small guys who can reach machinery
ogryns are 40k ogres idk why they'd be anything other than dumb brutes
Guys, I have a lore/theory question that may or may not address things unspecified in the lore:
In a book there is an event where a space marine apothecary applies space marine blood to an injured/sick woman and she recovers well, lives long and healthy life.
I know it's the fault of writer who knows batshit about biology, but can it be assumed that implants and generally making a space marine alters their blood to 0Rh-?
Makes sense, because: This blood type is the perfect donor for everybody. And if a marine is injured, can get transfusion from other marine no problem.
Can such an alteration be assumed?
Space marine blood is not compatible with human blood iirc
But regarding space marine to space marine transfusions
Blood type is never brought up
i've never seen blood type even mentioned
We know that sanguinary priests have sanguineous is actual blood in their veins
Blood type gets mentioned in forgeworld campaign books

it's always the fucking rule books
Like they can be just like ogryns in darktide but the imperium keeps them only stupid enough not to realize their current situation, a lot of ogryns who are smart also just shut up because well you know brain lobotomy with attached metal, you can teach ogryns they are not stupid they have the intelligence of a child which you can improve
Hey, sometimes it’s weird short stories that four people have ever read
Like do you really expect the imperium to not keep their soldiers dumb?
Once again provide proof
This is the same f****** place that hides the truth of the horrors of the universe
Can't wait for them to retcon Mars out of 40k if the loyalists lose the next HH narrative campaign
Because I’m not disagreeing that they could do that
somehow you'll see entire pages on the lexicanum cited with 1 rulebook entry that has 50 words in it
We already know the traitors won the battle for mars
Damn
They control normal humans all the time. There’s no reason they wouldn’t be using smarter ogres for combat at least
Loyalist mechanicum literally got it’s ass beat
yes but the thing is, are they naturally dumber than regular humans?
They came from worlds where technology and knowledge aren't really available and they compensated by brute strength
like no shit the imperium keeps everybody dumb but why can't ogryns count on their fingers
They literally evolved to be more like caveman or neanderthal
Because well what's the point of poetry of that giant t-rex is going to eat you
so you're agreeing that they're also just naturally dumb
that's what the entire point of this convo is
Like the imperium doesn’t teach anyone anything really
But at no point have I ever seen in the books them say that they’re actively keeping up them dumber
They're simpler; their brains are more hardwired for survival on harsh planets and have some hard time thinking outside of that focal point (arithmatic, deep self reflection, etc). Not dumber, since Im sure an ogryn could survive on those planets better than a human can due to not only natural strength and toughness, but the natural instinct as well.
while she had been at work on her journal. The Imperial
Truth held that ogryns could not write, of course. But over the last two
years, through repeated study of old Ordo Biologos texts borrowed from
Falx’s personal library, she had been teaching herself. Cassia had developed
a fine hand for calligraphy, of late
this is cassia writing but
She had lived an ogryn’s life. Born in a work camp, drafted to a penal
regiment, and sent to the nearest front, in the hope that the spending of her
life might keep the front from collapsing for a fraction of a second longer.
That would have been the sum of Indentured Conscript C455-I’s life, were
it not for the moment where, during the fighting retreat from the Delq on
Karkhemish Secundus, she had moved the burning hulk of a downed
bomber to shield her unit’s commissar from mortar fire, using nothing but
her mind. In that moment, she had also moved herself far outside the
Imperial Truth
She lived and from a work camp and literally basically learned nothing, yes she has powers but that doesn't make her automatically smart, like if you can teach them how to write they will or you know actually educate them
They are not kept stupid stupid they are only kept up bare minimum intelligence
you know brainwash
Once again, this is an example where she’s literally selected by an inquisitor because she’s exceptional and unique. It is the only example we’ve ever seen of one of them showing this capability.
Nothing about it suggest that this would be the norm and every other example were given tells us the opposite
Yes but like it's still a proof of them they are capable of learning if they're provided with the right materials and knowledge
No, it’s proof that she was able to
not every ogryns are the same but like so is humanS
The only example of a psyker Ogrin we’ve ever had
I mean, that indicative of learning potential for ogryns, psyker abiltiies aside
Maybe the females are better at picking stuff up, Idk
you can teach them that's the point but the imperium doesn't
only teach them the essentials and they're good
It doesn’t prove that
It proves she was able to, and she’s shown to be exceptional
Every single other source of Ogryns they can’t even remember stuff beyond basic orders
This is a baseline
What is the source for that?
You guys are just saying this like it’s fact
Bon’eads are an example of them trying to make them more competent
Nork was given special attention because his aptitude
This all comes to the conclusion that we need more ogryn lore
No it doesn’t
Yes it does
just read this entire convo; eternal is right
Don’t dodge this I’m right mfer and you guys know this
Nope
Provide any other examples of Ogryns even comparable then
Surely one would be able to figure something out
You can’t because the baseline is they’re pretty simple
We have one exceptional case with a psyker one, that doesn’t disprove the rule
And also
GW would just tell us if this happened
occam's razor, the simplest deduction here is they're just stupid
Also that
Simple*
we dont need to dive into neurology and cognitive science to realize they're written as stereotypically dumb
And the Imperium has shown attempts to fix that, probably because a work force which weren’t toddler level intelligence would be more beneficial than not.
The imperium already controls quadrillions of normal people idk why they’d have issues with Ogryns
They wouldn’t even need to be much smarter
It’s not like fairly dumb people can’t make good soldiers
Or workers
and they actively try to make ogryns smarter because a smart ogryn is fucking terrifying
why would boneheads exist otherwise
Aside from the Bone 'ead implants, what else have they attempted?
That’s the main example, like has been said we don’t have a ton of Ogryn lore
Nork is also mentioned to have been selected for his aptitude
And Bon’eads are selected for theirs
Personally I dont think the Imperium have even really tried with trying to make Ogryns smarter, especially if we see the quality of the Bone 'Eads implants (one example is the Brawler's implants)
A smart ogryn is terrifying yes, but also terrifying for the Imperium
so are space marines but you dont see space marines being lobotomized
Why do workers generally arent taught of things like chaos, despite it being beneficial to teach them what not to fall for?
“Among the dim-witted Ogryn species there exist certain rare individuals who, despite their primitive mind-set, exhibit a rare glimmer of intelligence, problem solving capabilities, memory, or natural drive. Such individuals quickly stand out among their brethren, making them ideal candidates for Biochemical Ogryn Neural Enhancement.”
Also to be clear we’re not even talking smart
We’re talking like
Space Marines are considered the Emperor's angels and are brainwashed from the creation process
Fairly dumb normal dude level
Yes so once again
Why couldn’t they do the same for Ogryns
The Imperium controls normal dumb people all the time
Ogryns are barely toddlers in intelligence
"Ogryns are said to be even less intelligent than some Orks. However, the truth is that their intellects did not actually atrophy, but became much more focused on matters such as survival."
Yes they have very effective combat instincts
They’re very smart when it comes too fighting
an amoeba can survive things i can't but that doesn't make it smart
Deceptively so
This doesn’t change what’s been said
It’s like how a bear is gonna know how to clobber another bear or how to react in fights but I can’t teach a bear to write.
porbably gonan move my city to a port city like you usggested
nice
they're given shitty weapons because they'd literally break anything that wasn't also a hammer in function
imagine an ogryn with a plasma cannon
Imagine that same fairly dumb person dude being 12 ft tall, stuck in a tunnel, about to have a tantrum because claustrophobia, and him going "I dunno if I like the guys that put us here". Its not exactly the smartest thought, but its independent enough to go out of control, especially with a rampaging ogryn(s, since they can be pretty close to one another). We also have to consider that the Imperium isnt efficient at all in what they do, and never have been.
That’s a lot of conjecture with nothing to back it up
it iwll porbbaly be like half on land half in teh water like a beached whale
the skeleton i mean
Whereas Bon’ead lore literally says they try to select the smartest Ogryns and make them smarter
And once again, if this was the case
Nice nice
GW would just write it
Very good idea
They’re not shy about how shit Ogryns lives are, same for Ratlings
I don’t think it’s implausible but there’s no evidence for it at all and lots which suggests otherwise
just compare it to how orks are the dumb ones and gretchins or whatever they're called are slightly less dumb
I don’t think it’s something the Imperium is above
I think it’s just not something we have any actual proof of
And yeah you're right about that
Im still staunch on my belief but fair
dumb unless proven otherwise
There’s legit more evidence that there’s loyalist alpha legion marines
Okay i don't agree with eternal but did you really think that orks are the dumb ones
Snotlings are legit dumb
Orks are typically fairly dumb
Than the gretchen?
what are those little green fucks called
Yeah gretchin are smarter than the snotlings, to the point they just bully the smaller guys
Snotlings
I know there lore that the Grots were their leaders during the war in Heaven apparently
The actual dumb ones
Yeah but that's also the part where the stupid lord spaghetti come in where they Orks apparently ate some kind brain fungus
And so they became the leaders
I personally hate a lot of these connections ngl because
war in heaven lore be wild
The other one is a lot more believable where they are just made by the old ones
You just know it’s gonna not make any sense the next time someone makes lore for it
we know more about the war in heaven than we do about dark age humanity
isnt that cray cray
The dark age has definitely more lore
not connected lore tho
The war in heaven was definitely mysterious but it's more structured as
We just made this entire event so that we have like origin stories for our factions
Bare minimum lord f*** with it
people acting like where nids came from has any relevance
You mean the special device that blew up and basically made that light?
no i mean the several thousand fan theories about their actual origins
Tbh they’ve also visited before is the issue
Fenris Krakens are nid in origin
Also Catachan devils are heavily implied to be
It makes it more boring to be honest
Imo it was likely a splinter or scout fleet
If it's a super deadly organism it has to be some kind of tyranid
Why can't it be just its own thing like
Which died off mostly and basically latched onto worlds
because if the guy who created the land raider wasnt also named land then this IP would fall apart god damnit
I don’t mind it too much, it’s not like Catachan or Fenris lack for special dangerous organisms
Yes but it will be more interesting for world building if it wasn't tyranid admit it
the main religion ofthe city will proabbly worship the dead god beast tbh
It's cool but a bit you know cheap
I think it creates some interesting theories regarding their origins
GW is extremely good at creating bullshit lore that leads to nowhere and will never be expanded but spawns a ton of fan theories
The alternative for Fenris is it was made during the DAoT
Which maybe it was
Using Nid dna
So they worship two gods
With sigmar being secondary
there's also the theory that nids were created by the old ones
worship in aos is poretty open tbh but yeah
or the other theory that they're what remains of that one ctan
the wahle probably was apart of the pantheon of order before being bodied
the swarm or whatever he's called
What realm is the city located in
Bonesplitter attacks are a problem then right
After all you know god whale bone
or the OTHER theory that nids were made to fight chaos by killing all life
or the OTHER OTHER theory that nids come from another galaxy
wait no that one isnt a theory i think
Yeah hopefully that city is in a very good defensive position because those bones are looking tasty for the orruks
it was basically confirmed in HH
yee it is a city of sigmar
when
Good good
them being from another galaxy is probably the weakest origin
but that doesnt matter since their origin doesnt matter either
they will never have any lore and will never contribute to the narrative
some loyalist iron did something super badass, it was followed by the lien that it released a warp signal that reached out of the galaxy
i thought it was ultramarines
and also i thought that was after the HH
nah it aws duirng hh
i cant remember hte iron warriors name tbh
it just caught the nids attention
and then they finally arrvied in 40k
also spacve wolves and someone else ran into nids long before they arrived
still weakest origin
the most GW could do is make a queen become communicative or some shit and go the star trek movie route with the borg queen
"we have to unite forces and defeat john chaos together, girlyman"
and then they kiss
angron returns and is defeat by rogal dorn
skaven arrive to 40k (tabletop) and dont get lore until the year 2037
I thought the entire point of their presence is that they are such a colossal threat that they threaten the entirety of every narrative
Unless what we see being scouts comparatively is wrong
except they will never go beyond that because grimdark is a fancy way of saying edging the narrative
40k doesnt need a reboot sales wise is the difference here
in fact primaris was the closest the setting will get to a reboot and it didnt change anything
I don't claim to know much about them but tyranid reinforcements coming could be a reason for them to make a big event out of it
Primaris is cringe we got the based firstborn
where would it go though
I'm sure 40k writers would find a way, they do all the time
GW wants the narrative to be perpetually on the brink of something happening
Imagine they just made everything happen at once and gave a conclusion to each and every bit of "Oh shit something is about to happen!!"
My WH Fantasy headcanon is that what happens in my TWH3 save is what happens in lore 
Lizards solo
everything from the emperor coming back to ferrus manus being alive again would be very funny
Right?
they've hinted so many things that you could fill a book with all the foreshadowing
gazgul being back
at least them withholding stuff is better than doing too many conclusions
just look at marvel
I do wish they had the balls to pull through though
Feels a bit like they're pussy footing around things because it's easier to do so
i think if the amazon series blows up they'll have enough pressure to actually get the ball rolling
captain america title passed to someone new
they don't do anything with that for ~four years
that's true what the fuck happened to marvel movies
dont forget logan
that movie is essentially passing the torch to kid x men
"I stopped watching after Endgame"
Literally me
there isn't even that much trash is the weird thing
they stopped producing movies as much as they used to
Probably cuz they knew people were getting tired of super hero movies
Basically after end game it fell off
You'd think they'd ride the Endgame wave by making more but I guess writers would need a break after all that
Here's the better question how would you top end game
i have disney+ so i watched the newer stuff but most isn't that bad
i dont understand at all why they decided to create multiverse of madness
that movie would have fucking scarred me as a kid
You really don't
Yes
Expectation from the fans plus the fact that disney is a bit of a
Idiot
You're going to have to pull a lot of good writing and a lot of good executions to really make a show or movie hit home
Not more regarding Endgame but I mean like getting unproduced but loved characters/teams some production
And let's be honest
Superhero media has gotten significantly stale
Comics don't really pack the same punch they used to
that doesnt stop them from pushing it forward
Especially if they belong to superheroes
Yeah it has been reduced to generic slop that you shape into some show or movie with a lot of budget
my hope is disney is so desperate for a new cash cow that they'd buy up 40k
There is a good reason why my adventures with superman is so beloved
Ew
It's a genuinely good show with a new twist on superman
their dog shit live action disney movie remakes still rake in millions
I will kill you
people genuinely do not give a shit what they watch as long as it's content
GW is a miniature company
I saw like three clips of Cyclops from that new X-men thing or whatever and it seems dope to me
Primarily
Yeah gw is very
Yeah that too
Never knew he existed and now I'm ready to watch it
Like i said you can make good superhero media
It's just that you need to put effort into it
they're shareholder, they just need to be offered the right price
Tbf that's just most things
Would be absurdly expensive
Shut the hell up you tasteless ogre fan you
less so than marvel
Hey why would you insult my big fatty boys....
same reason they bought marvel. endless source of content already written
and one that’s so incredibly British
This is the big thing
Oh yeah if you want to turn off your brain and want to watch a good superhero media here's an anime about suicide squad
It doesn't feel like there's much passion at a glance for some of the projects
Damn that's based
They made an anime for it?
tf
Yep
It's made by the same people who made re:zero
You know the guy who keeps dying and keeps going insane
Even has a Vtuber doing one of the OP or ED
The reboot of Suicide Squad was pretty good
Also GW is 3.46 billion pounds as of yesterdays market close worth of shares on the market rn
i like how john cena straight up represents peacemaker forever now
That too and let me tell you this one slaps
marvel was purchased at 4 billion
not currently
marvel had to create movies before being worth anything to disney
Is something wrong with your head
Why would you want disney to have warhammer
That's like giving a nuclear bomb to a toddler
It's not a good idea
plot development
Yeah but that's the thing gw
I think GW would rather kill themselves
We do have that
Oh yeah they would
Gw is greedy but they're not as greedy as the rats
They'd do British Sodoku and all
Like they still have standards surprisingly
GW is like absurdly proud of the fact all 40K miniature stuff is made in Britain lol
this is a preferable alternative
This is some vivid level behavior
Yeah i will admit they have done some banger things to have
having done stuff through GW's worst period
Yes they are still a company and therefore you know not the best track record
6th to 7th 
But they're doing a lot better
Ethical consumption doesn't exist

i want them to be viewed as competition by disney, bought off then left to die
this is what i want, not what will happen
Yeah they're not the worst
they aren't comically evil, they generally have treated employees well
after the restructuring
they regularly give out bonuses to said employees
idk
And hey they have stood up too bad fans a good occasion amounts of times too
Like okay you guys don't like what we made you can f*** off
What do you hate about GW specifically
like I get if you dislike the pricing and stuff
I know for one thing: GW is definitely not a company you'd want to work for
They've improved since the Kirby era
He did it...
iirc
Kirby era? When was that?
Ahhh
that fucking pink ball
Oof
and racist
Oof x2
he was taken out back and executed removed as CEO
I was about to say they at least had the plot development of being less sexist and racist
LOL
But point being
GW has improved greatly since their uh
worst times
the fact they actually communicate regularly
Pygmy
Get it
It's a racist joke laugh it
That's fair and I hope they improve more, but idk considering Warhammer+ and what I've heard of other content creators say of GW, it's not a pretty picture
Yeaaah
also them being pieces of shit towards community content
regarding warehouse/corporate/citadel stuff apparently they're fine
acting like they have the legal team of disney but being a shitty little english company
Well you can guess that
They didn't sue anyone
for one

they just said you can make fan content as long as your not profiting off of it
that's the thing they dont but they keep acting like they will
Nowhere near as bad as nintendo
They literally never persued legal action
idk
that's not a dick move it's straight up not following the law
That just straight up tears your work down
saying that "oh we'll send a cease and desist"
That is following copyright law?
they can send a cease and desist over it
even if I fucking hate modern copyright law
You can still make it as long as you don't profit from it
GW didn't break the law regarding this
Why do you think warhammer animations are still a bloody thing
Dick move but micro penis level
Unlike nintendo
Yeah but a lesser evil is a lesser evil at least
lesser evil this lesser evil that 
Better than nothing
I cast call red mars mid
I'm skinning you alive
nintendo have an excuse because japanese copyright laws are draconic
All copyright laws are draconic to an extent
in japan it's even worse
no shit
lol
doesn't make nintendo justified
for literally swatting some artists lol
Working environments in japan are also uh
what annoys me about GW is they're extremely stupid about it

So, there are different blood types?
humans have dif blood types still yes
Idk I think my Cousin working working from 8 to 10 is normal and healthy
how many monkeys did you kill to find that out
along with the copius amounts of drinking she does 
Yeah definitely
Its 8 to 7 technically
but usually she has to go out with coworkers
because work culture


That is the worst type of work culture i've ever heard
well i suppose that ain't the worst
Ah Japanese office worker life
i wouldn't want it for myself but it's not the same as my 12 hr shifts
your expected to get drunk with your boss smh
until you have to drink with alcoholics
Also yeah a lot of Japnese office workers end up alcoholic
Must lead to some awkward moments
Tradition™️
there's bound to be a way to save yourself
not even by escaping just... to not get as drunk as the alcs
it has improved marginally
the useful tool for the ones in power, conveniently enough
So, space marines, too. So that lore bit was pure bs.
Burn every single copy of red mars or work in the japanese workforce
The choice is yours
you can tell a lot about how chill a country is by their stance on cannabis imo
Idk maybe space marine blood is compatible and I'm just stupid
East Asia
DEATH DEATH DEATH
actually I think most of them don't have death penalty for drug use anymore
lol
as they let their 4 year old children smoke a pack of cigs a day
Being asian is a very hard endeavor
I'm having an okay life as a half asian
Source?
Sounds biased
I AM THE OGRYN AFFICIONADO
Need third party verification
I AM BIASED
*based
philipines have death squads instead. why wait to catch them when you can shoot them down with no trial?
THAT TOO
based on these
You really expect me to believe a ginger bred this man?
idk I think singapore is based for caning people/hj
On my fat fuckin nuts
What’s up stairs? They can’t talk!
That's only really on davao
Not really popular in the rest of the country
Apartment complex? I find it quite simple actually.
Considering they got Bong Bong now, wouldn't be surprised
thank god only part of the country has death squads
I think that's his name
It has problems but it's not really the worst place in the world
The bird flew? Yeah, they tend to do that.
Yeah it flew over and shidded on my shoulder
all i know is phillipinos have no reason to be as happy as they are
It's better to live with it and completely complain with it 24/7
The filipinos who complain about the country 24/7 aren't the best in the head
Don't get me wrong this country has problems but it's not the worst
I never heard of awful crimes from the Philippines but idk it's not like my mother or cousins would say otherwise
Not that my mom didn't have a hard life growing up
Yeah you wouldn't say that with the my way killings
OH YEAH I DID HEAR OF THOSE
every phillipino i know be like
"we had another tropical storm and now i have an indoor pool 🤠"
Completely forgot about them
Yeah there were murders committed here because some people didn't like how other people sang frank sinatra's my way
Don't ask why
That's why it's literally banned in the karaokes here
wait you're phillipino?
Why the hell do you think i speak pretty calm about the country?
bulgur lore expanded
Haha Patay Tanga kaw
every time i talk to a phillipino irl and i ask them which island they're from they get so surprised that a canadian even knows their country isn't just a single landmass
it's a very underrated country
Salamat
I don't understand most Filipino expect for some words in the Iloilo dialect
Real shit?
Funny you say that because i'm also from iloilo
AYYYYEE
Say that word again and i will kick your teeth in
Yes
how's the 40k fandom over there
Uh
I've been taught well
Not really the most popular but it's known
Also Ha la Ha la
A lot of people here spend
Uh oh uh oh
Mostly gaming
Esports is popular here especially
And mobile legends
League of legends mobas
Not surprised
Call of duty stuff like that
This is a group of filipino teens kids playing during a storm
Trust me when i say this
Yeesh
Gaming is like very f****** popular here
bruh are they palying WoW?
but it's the worst kind of gaming
the poor youth has been mislead by the Antichrist
nonsense
They can via other methods but I can't say them
they can play cs1.6
I will kill over this smh
im pretty sure they do
me when subjective taste
subjectively taste these nuts
Probably
The only MOBA I play now is MWO
They could also be playing dota
It's not even a MOBA it's just an arena shooter
left one def isn't DOTA
Like extremely
i used google street view around my friend's place
Red mars is the worst book i have ever read
I'm kidding i haven't read it i'm just here to piss you off
phillipino public transport is quite funny
ppl need that comp dopamine so fuckjing bad they'll play the most dogshit game in existence to get it
Yeah
I enjoy fighting games and MOBAs
I don't play competitive games a lot
They can be fun but MOBAs aren't for me anymore
But challenges are good once in a while
literally made to make you angry and upset
I simply don't give a shit if I lose anymore lol
Honestly i'm more than with the hero shooter genre
I think people simply have an attitude problem when it comes to losing lol
CS is peak comp, and what every competitive wannabe aspire to be
Hey, that's a great mindset! Sadly it builds up for me when competitive games
I have seen people lose and default to being racist
💀
So I just end up bitter by the end
when i lose against bots at least i can be sure i wasnt cheated
and its incredibly apparent if you're just worse
Haha DSP hahaha
you can still blame the game sadly
Me watching the gief command grab me as i whiff my attack
LTG style
It's so over
looses once
LTG is a salty bitch
"the game catter to casual too much"
sometimes the game is indeed cheating
"that's why i'm dogshit"
like stellaris
I beat LTGs ass on ladder in SF6
10/10
would listen to him scream about me on stream again
for playing a dogshit character
and being bad

elitewolf lore expanded
One of the funniest things to watch is watching someone use a meta character and you beat them would like a character you've been meaning since day one
ltg is so washed up i think everyone can beat his ass at this point
Like they scream and make slurs at you
Because you beat them fair in square
It's such a funny thing
he's like fine ig
He def isn't good anymore
honestly if someone plays a meta chracter 
he still think he's way better than he is
Only character I'll genuinely strangle someone over
in a fighting game I play is like
views
because Invisible projectiles
and traps
is truly one of the best mechanics ever made in a fighting game
how about you grow some balls and fight in real life
Okay then what would you do if someone brings a gun
i'd scream racial slurs and call meta
You have no preservation instinct
i can parry the bullet
Only grappler I've enjoyed in a game is Kanji from P4AU
I am not grappler pilled

me when HPB
Do you play the newest street fighter
no one likes you and that's okay
there's no one i'd rather be
like unironically
than a grappler monkey
fighting game communities are both the most dedicated and hateful people i've ever seen
Ah the drunken style
mostly because I played the Twins in third strike
Classic that
If i had the chance i would pick gief
post a clip of you beating somebody's ass
But of course i don't have the money and i do not want to play with other people
A lot of the games i play now is very rarely competitive
darktide is competitive if you want it to be
I don't record my gameplay 💀
It brings me dopamine by being an aggressive monster it works
Single player games are becoming very stunted in today's market because of the multiplayer takeover
i am not winning if i'm not killing every elite before other players do
Don't get me wrong single player games are still around and are good but you know
That's hilarious bro (To Elite beating LTG)
A good chunk of companies nowadays make multiplayer games
Fuck it didn't keep my reply!
me when I start playing waystalker kerellian
or bounty hunter saltzpyre
girlfailure
lol
what the fuck are these words
Is vermintide very expensive to get into
Ah
Game goes on sale on the cheap pretty regularly, as well as the DLC
Krellian(vermintide 2), waystalker(a career for Kerellian)
the stereotype is that people who play waystalker
chase green circles
Are racist
aka doing the most of X
you people need to stop quoting fantasy stuff at me it's like a different language
i chase green circles with every class
no thats just Kerellian, Baradin and saltzpyre
Isn't bardin pretty tame on the racist part most of the time
Compared to an average dwarf
Yep
he is the least racist dwarf in fantasy
^
like genuinely lol
He's still racist, he just isn't a ranked competitive racist like most Dwarfs
Kerellian is also absurdly tame for a Wood Elf
why are they so racist
Because culture, tradition, Dwarfs are better
Wood Elfs are just isolationist psychopaths
They got a bunch of grudges against many races, and therefore has evolved into stereotypes
dwarfs are indeed better
they live in fucking caves
Those beards doesn't make them cast magic easier ayo
All right let me just write my name in the book of grudges
do not call a Karak a cave or else a Dwarf will literally beat you to death
Dwarfs are absurdly vindictive lol
^
its like their primary trait
Thank goodness thorgrim was reasonable
as a species in WHFB
I mean he hates elves, that’s just knowing your history
"it's not a hut it's a building made of mud
"
type shit

Thorgrim is literally one of the nicest ones
Just don't say that in front of the dwarf
He also has got those human microagressions in him
lol
He will absolutely get his pals to beat you to death and then some
Dwarfs are like so dangerous that if i don't give them a bag of potato chips and i only gave them four because i promised five they will kill me
he also makes fun of Krubers parents who died of old age with Krellian 
Never ask your Dawi friend what the dwarf words he calls you mean
LOL
what are they going to do? kick my shins?
they're tiny
Beat you into a pulp
By using your shins
they're like 3 times as strong as a regular human on average if not more
Dwarves can literally pick you up by your legs and swing you around like a flail
And if they really put their back into it they can even tear your arm off
I beat you to death with it
They don’t need your upper half, they’ll get to that once they take down your lower bit
They're rotund with muscle and a little fat
wouldn't a human kickboxer be super effective against dwarves since they could hit the face every time
doesn't matter
it's like kicking rock
Ranked Professional Racists in WHFB: Dwarfs, Wood Elves, Dark Elves, Chaos Dwarfs
dwarf skulls are not kickable
what are humans good at then in fantasy
unless you're a chaos warrior
Yeah they will grab your leg and snap it
I mean you can try
GUNS
^
But good luck
dont dwarves have guns
They showed humans how to make them iirc
bruh
they gave humies gunpowder iirc
Yeah dwarfs give them a lot of tech
humans fucking suck in fantasy damn
(instant regret)
humans come up with new stuff faster then dwarfs
yeah
Dwarfs don't have repeating guns as a common thing
Or tanks
Nuln engineers are made up of some dwarves I believe
that would make sense
dwarfs need to ponder on a new invention to see if it's 100% safe and foolproof for like 3 thousand years
same way the Colleges of Magic have elves in them
Hell even malakai teached there
Yes the slayer engineer that makes very
Dangerous contraption
so humans are the numbers faction?
The Empire and Dwarves are one of the strongest alliances in the setting
no, humans are the well rounded faction
who get along with people
They are the all rounder that are not really good at any thing
Humans have one thing they're really good at
humans being boring in every fucking fantasy setting
artillery and gunpowder
Skaven and Greenskins have numbers
FUCK YEAH
are you telling me you don't want to fucking reduce a bunch of Orcs to ash with a giant rocket battery?
I throw a green foot at your leader
Checkmate furry
you have my attention now
this is beginning to sound like the guard
Dwarf weapons are more reliable then human ones from a lore perspective
human ones have the upside
And accurate as hell
of being much better at slaughtering things in the same direction you're aiming at
And being that they're probably easier to produce right
Also they somehow make beer for you while you fire them
Or manufacturing wise dwarfs are better
glorious empire technology
yep
in term of artillery you have : Dwarfs, lawful good. Humans Neutral good. Skavens Chaotic evil
Skaven artillery is just as likely to kill you as it is the enemy
the fact Skaven in total war don't have misfires is a crime against Skaven
Okay so why are you telling me that the lady of nuln has magical versions of these each one loaded with a black hole
The important thing is, it will kill
There’s a lot of wacky empire things
It's probably also one of the reasons why they are one of the top factions
holy shit manticore?!
So that’s an upside
Dwarfs taught them how to make gunpowder, elves taught them magic
Yeah they are just passive aggressive racist with each other right
It varies
fantasy has racism but they get over it if there's any sign of chaos or destruction
Dwarves and humans get a long really well
let me guess humans adapt well
It’s more like dnd racism generally
Like dwarves being part of random villages is super common
Yes
a bit mor racist than dnd but yeah
holy shit how original
Elves it as bit more so depending
High Elves only really show up in big cities for the empire
Though dwarves and elves hate each other like in LOTR.
Wood elves being huge pricks
Don't let that fool you these guys are still there
just like in TES
Yeah but they will put aside their differences
I FUCKING LOVE KHAINE
And can cooperate with each other
fucking weirdos
Because killing each other is a lot of wasted of resources
Hey if you didn’t wanna get eaten
so what are skaven
You shouldn’t have passed through my forest and died mysteriously
are they like nids
Rats
lot's of rats
Uh not really
do they have a goal
spread ruin
Yes not dying and being on top
Sometimes somehow this leads to them winning sometimes
ah the average tech company experience
Hey he’s not just a big rat
make that what you will
He’s a great
