40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

the talbetop game of it is prob the most showcase they got in media too

[spark zenith]

Damn, I thought corpse guilds were a thing in all hive cities

[storm jungle]

Nah just some

[spark zenith]

My bad b

[storm jungle]

Necromunda has an actual guild on it

and ye np, its just meme awareness

most other hives just eat literal food-slop

or like gruel

[spark zenith]

I shall now flog myself raw for getting a piece of lore wrong

[storm jungle]

[outer wave]

We aren't Dwarfs

You don't need to take the Slayer's Oath

[spark zenith]

Speak for yourself

[arctic talon]

What setting started the whole elves are taller then humans thing

Genuine question

[outer wave]

Probably LoTR?

[arctic talon]

Bcs they like aren’t in Tolkien

[outer wave]

Ah yeah true

Warcraft?

[arctic talon]

Maybe

Wait is it fucking warhammer

It can’t be

[outer wave]

Fuck we started the trope....

[queen laurel]

Warhammer also basically popularized green orcs right

[arctic talon]

Bcs in DnD elves are shorter then humans lol

[arctic talon]

Yeah, and Warcraft

[queen laurel]

I will say warcraft definitely help the contributions more

Because that's be honest it's a lot more mainstream

[spark zenith]

I like the whole concept of elves being taller then humans because I love the concept of this art, Eldar and IG teaming up and the Eldar having to put up with silly mon keigh antics

[arctic talon]

Lol

I don’t mind the trope at all

I was just wondering what the origin point is

Since they’re the same height as people in LoTR unless you count outliers

[outer wave]

God I'd love it if there was a setting where Elves and Humans just coexisted in society and had weird selfie moments like this

[arctic talon]

I mean there are settings

like this

[young pecan]

The caption so sad

All my homies hate inquisitors

[outer wave]

Yeah DnD being one of those

[arctic talon]

we have 2 warhammer settings where elves and humans mingle pretty regularly

well "regularly"

but both in WHFB and AoS

[outer wave]

Yeah but that's a tentative alliance

I meant more like

They don't mind each other, for the most part

[arctic talon]

AoS City elves literally crying rn

smh

[outer wave]

Shhh

They don't exist in my brain

[spark zenith]

Maybe if it’s the Ordo Xenos maybe they’d be like, “nah fuck that imperium Sanctus shit, this Imperium nihilus we go hard in this bitch”

[arctic talon]

why not, they're important to the Cities of Sigmar

[arctic talon]

Also I love how bored the Fire Dragon looks lol

[spark zenith]

It looks like bewilderment

[outer wave]

No reason, just never read much into Sigmar cities outside of City Ogors

[spark zenith]

“What are these mon keigh doing bruh I just want to eat berries and cheese” - the fire dragon (probably)

[queen laurel]

No wonder you have no taste

[outer wave]

WHY

[queen laurel]

You have basically burned it off by eating fire belly food

[outer wave]

I GOT TASTE

Yeah most of my buds got ripped away from me after that one Butcher encounter BUT I STILL GOT TASTE

[young pecan]

I'm sure the innate human desire to pet anything that moves is confusing for many

https://tenor.com/view/lemonshark-shark-gif-21910770

[arctic talon]

tbh I do like how Craftworld Eldar being "restrained" is drinking so much/taking so many recreational drugs it would kill a human

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/dolphin-gif-18256309

[queen laurel]

Ah yes the friendshaped beluga whale

[young pecan]

I wonder if a human has ever survived petting a tyranid

Because I know for sure at least one has tried

[winter vessel]

SQUISH

[echo vault]

when the chaos helmet has the animal horn/skull aesthetic: very nice

[storm jungle]

Love how all these dudes are sorcerors too lmao

[queen laurel]

SINDRI SINDRI!!!

[misty vector]

is that ahriman with a gun lol

[plush mason]

thats his old mini i think

[dusk patrol]

Nothing about being a mage says you can’t whip out your glock to clean up your block occasionally

[storm jungle]

Hes gonna shoot up the library 💀

[dusk patrol]

He’s gonna make it quiet in the library, but first it’s gotta get loud

[storm jungle]

[plush mason]

lmao

[queen laurel]

Don't you just love it when you open up this chat and you see an incredibly out of pocket joke

[plush mason]

tbf thats like 80% of the servers im in so im very use to it lol

[queen laurel]

I meant it in a positive tone

I know i'm so sarcastic most of the time you can't tell

[plush mason]

i figured lol, i just never notice the out of pocket stuff anymore, because so many of my friends live out of pocket

[queen laurel]

I have developed the skill where i can be just as racist as a major kill fan to truly fight fire with fire

I have seen a good chunk of the internet

[plush mason]

same

[queen laurel]

All right i'm bored as f*** i want to do something fun

Hey flightless bird thingy that swims on the water

You will become a generic lord in aos

You will be given a mount of your choosing and become a leader of a army of your choosing

How would you make yourself totally cool and awesome

[plush mason]

ducks can fly btw

[queen laurel]

I eat them before i can see them fly so i don't really know

Back to the question

How would you make yourself a totally unique aos army leader

[plush mason]

what kind of mounts do the nighthaught get?

[queen laurel]

Uhh shit wait

[queen laurel]

Skeleton horses

You can also like make your own ride out of bones or some shit

[rose thorn]

It’s all horses

And the black coach

[queen laurel]

I mean to be fair you can be creative and just you know reanimate the bones of a dragon or something

You can do that right

[crystal forum]

can i reanimate a girlfriend

[rose thorn]

Yeha but the soul blight have that

[queen laurel]

F****** vampires

[plush mason]

ah ok i would have a black coach only instead of horses its pulled by the enslaved souls of my first foes

[queen laurel]

Metal I like it

[rose thorn]

Fun fact

[crystal forum]

painting something that's going to be covered up

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah how would you differentiate yourself as a commander of your army

[plush mason]

i would honestly look kinda generic i think, just a simple black funeral shroud but one that fully covers most of my body

think Nazgul but with the ghost fire coming out of the hood

[storm jungle]

Depends on how the coffin would be used by the individual player you nancy

[plush mason]

and my black coach has just a portal to the realm of death on it lol, so im just a literal reaper out there harvesting souls for my lord Nagash

[queen laurel]

Good good

Now

Pick a faction you want to have a rival warlord with

Like this guy is entire point is just annoying the s*** out of you

[plush mason]

oh thats easy, the storm cast

the leader is the soul survivor of the original band that now pulls my black coach

as such he seeks to destroy it and free them

[queen laurel]

Amazing congratulations you are now set for enemy versus enemy pack for a total war warhammer aos dlc

[outer wave]

What's the deal with the black coach anyway? Does any Vampire Count ride in one?

[plush mason]

i think in fantasy yes there is an elder vampire lord in it

[storm jungle]

https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Black_Coaches

[plush mason]

idk whats in the nighthaught ones

[storm jungle]

HATE.

[outer wave]

He's so cute....

[plush mason]

Nosferatu looking ass

[outer wave]

[arctic talon]

Ugly ass old mini lol

Love it

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/nosferatu-vampire-vintage-movie-black-and-white-get-up-gif-17825158

[rocky gale]

L4D2 reference

[storm jungle]

NOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/coach-left4dead2-smile-gif-14841422

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/coach-l4d2-left4dead2-coach-l4d2-gangnam-style-gif-25086541

[outer wave]

Okay so they do ride in these things

[plush mason]

they are in the coffin in the back yes

[outer wave]

I wonder why there's no mount for heroes and lords in TWW

[plush mason]

huh?

[celest dome]

There are no ?

[outer wave]

I've never seen em

I also haven't played much of Vampire Counts

[fallen plaza]

I could go for a, barbecue bacon burger.

[celest dome]

Oh you mean "Black Coach" as mount for VCount character ?

[storm jungle]

a large order of undead fries...

[outer wave]

Yuh

[storm jungle]

I assumed its because animating a coach for melee fighting is probably ass

[plush mason]

^

the coach in melee is um yeah, its literally just running around like a less useful chariot

[outer wave]

Erm, it's quite simple really; just animate the horses as if they were the character's arms and go ham

Easy, perfect

Immersive as well

[celest dome]

I think it's less due to animation and more due to Black Coach not being a mount option for characters in the TT

[outer wave]

I see

[plush mason]

did Manfred or Vlad ever ride in a black coach?

[outer wave]

I guess it'd be kinda weird to have the character in the back waving his arms around doing nothing

[plush mason]

the coffin is closed

[queen laurel]

Manfred uses a undead dragon right

[plush mason]

yeah

[queen laurel]

I think Vlad

[plush mason]

is a foot lord

[queen laurel]

Yeah but i think he had his own personal ride

[plush mason]

because he is OP as is

[queen laurel]

Because he is all that you know lord stuff

[plush mason]

unironically giving Vald a mount would actually nerf him in game

[celest dome]

Yup Vlad had no mounts

[queen laurel]

Didn't have a personal carriage

The carried around to do his lord business thing

[celest dome]

Mannfred could have an Abissal terror, a Hellsteed and a Night mare

[queen laurel]

So the undead dragon in total war was just for flare

[celest dome]

You mean Helman Ghorst ?

[queen laurel]

Vlad didn't have a personal ride?

[plush mason]

i love the fact that a literal side character in the end times is one of the most OP LL in the vampire counts roster

[celest dome]

Not that I remember

[queen laurel]

I know ghorst

After all he carries around that cart of his

So you're telling me one of the greatest vampire lords does not have a personal ride

Just some generic carriage that carries him around

[celest dome]

Yes

[queen laurel]

Huh neat

[plush mason]

its the brothers Ghorst cart

[outer wave]

He doesn't need a cooler ride; he's already riding in style

[celest dome]

Oh you mean lorewise ?
I think he rode a Hellsteed, but never fought much on it from memory

The non flying one

[plush mason]

didnt he die in a very stupid way canonically?

just ran head first into a wall of pikes

[outer wave]

Wouldn't be surprised tbh

[celest dome]

Ghorst ? Don't think we know how he died

Vlad died once by jumping from the walls into spikes

[queen laurel]

Oh god he did have a mount

[plush mason]

like Vlad lead a massive invasion of the empire and almost took it over only to die on a pike hedge at the gates of Altdorf iirc

[queen laurel]

Hellsteeds are those resurrected horses that have magic shoved into them right

[plush mason]

ah ok

[celest dome]

Nightmare: Horse
Hellsteed: Pegasus

Both undead

[queen laurel]

Of course they had classifications for this shit

[outer wave]

What's the difference aside from the species?

[queen laurel]

At least he had something to help him move around

[outer wave]

I'd imagine the Pegasus is better?

[celest dome]

Wings

[plush mason]

^

[outer wave]

Gotcha

[queen laurel]

Why bother with that when you can get a totally cool undead dragon

Yes they are rare and quite hard to bring back but hey it would be quite a flex

To have one

[plush mason]

flying magic user heroes/lords can be right bitches to death with in TWWH

[celest dome]

Dead Dragon aare harder to control than Dead horse/pegasus

[outer wave]

Idk, the Pegasus is smaller and attracts less attention? The nightmare even more so?

Man just gimme a big undead mole

I'll tunnel around like a rat under their cities

[plush mason]

skaven necromancers

[queen laurel]

Yes but those are the rides of weak little pantsys that are not strong enough to Wield the power of having a dragon ( like you )

[plush mason]

talk about a missed opportunity

[outer wave]

Look, I'm sure you can throw a cannon onto a Pegasus and it's strong enough to take the recoil in the air....

The dragon is too big and it'll get hit

But a Pegasus? Bro that's good Tuk Tuk material right there

[celest dome]

Afaik there was a Skaven Necromancer

[queen laurel]

What if it was a goblin instead huh and it decided to aim for you and decided to fly directly into your chest

The dragon taking the hit is a lot better than you getting sniped from a sniper

[outer wave]

What if instead the goblin had a gun up to your head and fired, what would you do hmm?

[queen laurel]

Survive

I'm built different

I am an iron jaw

[arctic talon]

Lol

[plush mason]

i still remember the mod i found in TWWH1 that gave the unite like 20 of the lauchers, ah the glorious sight of dwarven copters getting machinegunned down by a literal horde of crazy ass gobos

[arctic talon]

If anything with cities of sigmar I want to see more elves with guns lol

Mostly because A. funny

and B. I like the designs of AoS guns

[plush mason]

i had 4 units in Grimgor's army and i was literally just mowing down most of the other armies

[outer wave]

Sorry but he loaded them with Anti-Iron Jaw rounds so you FREAKING die

[queen laurel]

The dwarf air force having some of the funniest guns

[arctic talon]

Lol

[queen laurel]

Nuh uh i picked up a kid to catch the bullet for me

[arctic talon]

Me when some dwarf has a fucking laser gun powered with gold

[outer wave]

Damn he got hands...

Or I guess another head now with the kid in the way

[arctic talon]

Also khadron being hyper mobile is fun

[plush mason]

thank goodness its not powered with beer, damn thing would melt a castle in seconds

[arctic talon]

Completely shatters the expectation of dwarfs being a slow immobile army

You’re going to get the fly by shooting

[queen laurel]

Yeah well after you the corpse took the bullet for me i decided to throw the corpse at you

Take that you

Tasteless runt

[outer wave]

Damn my goblin that I trained using AI images for 2 days for assassination jobs is dead....

😔

Rest in piece Agent Gob Smacka....

[crystal forum]

@arctic talon im sorry m'lord i couldn't figure out how to do the grip today

[arctic talon]

It looks good

[crystal forum]

god fucking damn organic shapes make me want to pull my hair out

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/to-the-depths-with-you-cat-depths-to-the-depths-gif-7441909642438936732

Looks dope so far

[crystal forum]

it's not dope it's shit

i cant do faces it's killing me

[young pecan]

Self criticism is healthy but do not obsess on it

[storm jungle]

^

every artist also hates what they create, dont worry about it lol

[crystal forum]

ive just been trying to learn how to do faces for so long

and i never seem to be getting better at it

like wtf is this shit

i have an idea

alright this is as good as i can get it tonight

frustrating but i'll get it one day

[plush mason]

every one of the 5 great masters looking at thier latest work "ugh this is aweful"

[storm jungle]

YEP

and everyone else loves it

[plush mason]

yup

[storm jungle]

story of my life and every other artist lol

[plush mason]

yup

[green loom]

Keep at it anyway, normal part of the process

[shell mason]

BAYLE

VILE BAYLE

ALL TERROR INCARNATE

THERE IS LIFE IN ME YET

I WILL SOON FEAST UPON YOUR HEART

MARK MY WORDS

YOU TOO WILL KNOW FEAR

[young pecan]

What art do you do??

[crystal forum]

i am also curious

[shell mason]

you do art?

[crystal forum]

but i am willing to bet that she writes

[shell mason]

Drawings are king man

thats the art i follow

[crystal forum]

i draw but in three dimensions

[nocturne crest]

So odd question, but can the space marine's Stalker vehicle use it's cannons in a direct fire role against infantry or other targets?

[green loom]

Are you sure you're prepared for the answer?

[young pecan]

That was my guess too

[young pecan]

You should see some of the questions I have asked in here

[shell mason]

5 bucks says naughty drawings

[nocturne crest]

Quick question, but what program are using for this?

[crystal forum]

solidworks

[green loom]

Don't see why not

[young pecan]

I KNEW IT

I was about to say

Only ever tried one of those softwares but I took a class that I barely remember in my freshman year of high school

The texture looked like it

[crystal forum]

my work gives me a premium license and i'm abusing it hard

[nocturne crest]

Ah

I was about to ask how much you spend on it.

[shell mason]

ew

[crystal forum]

from what i hear it's never worth the cost unless you're a business

you can use freecad instead

my boss uses it

[young pecan]

It's always weird to me how they charge so mf much for a software that's fully made

Like they don't think that they would get more sales if it wasn't insanely expensive

[crystal forum]

they pretty much own the market when it comes to engineering

[nocturne crest]

I was taught to use Fusion 360, but it's £660 per year.

[young pecan]

I mean most software really to my knowledge, but that's a little sad

[tough haven]

🏴‍☠️?

[crystal forum]

solidworks pretty much installs spyware on your computer just to open it

cant even open it offline because it has to verify the license

it's like they spend half their budget on anti piracy

[tough haven]

Can’t stop freedom of information forever

[outer wave]

She does write yes

[lime basalt]

Howdy. So, power wise, could 4 rejects take on one of the frogs from boltgun or are those strictly SM level threats?

[plush mason]

we kill daemonhosts and beasts of nurgle

both are technically SM level threats

[outer wave]

Yeh its possible

But its mostly because Darktide is a game at the end of the day so

[dusk patrol]

Yeah it’s one of those things where like

Being swallowed by a beast of nurgle is death 1000% for any of the convicts

But it’s a game

Daemonhosts are a little less so, they can vary a lot in power and ability depending on how they’re bound and all that

And what daemons inside

The daemonhosts we see in Eisenhorn are very high level ones typically, Churubael ain’t a small fry

Also they’re bound very expertly

[outer wave]

What could we say about the daemonhosts here then?

[thorn zenith]

Chumps probably

[arctic talon]

On the weaker side, they’re struggling for control with the host

[thorn zenith]

And gettin oofed by a coked up zealot with a thunder hammer

[outer wave]

Mmm I see

[arctic talon]

Tbf a weak daemon host

Is still terrifying

The ones ingame aren’t nearly as strong as they should

But that would be lame gameplay wise if they were

[lime basalt]

I wouldn't mind fighting a frog.

Maybe a small one.

[crystal forum]

could we defeat a greater demon

angron, even

[lime basalt]

Also, in a similar vein, what are these things and can we fight them?

[arctic talon]

Plague toad, rot fly, last one is a chaos spawn

[lime basalt]

Really? Man, chaos spawns can really look like anything, huh.

I guess that's the point.

[arctic talon]

Chaos spawn designs get crazy

[lone quest]

First one plague toad their in boltgun second one is a giant angry beast of nurgle and the third is already in the game

[shell mason]

yo nerds

[crystal forum]

do chaos cats exist

i feel like they would exist

[outer wave]

I dont see why they couldnt

[celest dome]

Do those count ?

Mind stealer Sphiranx

[crystal forum]

my cat lying next to me in bed

plotting tzeenchian schemes

[tough haven]

So from tabletop, is there a lore reason standing near where someone trying to teleport in/fly in/sneak in, etc, prevents them from doing so?

Like why can’t deep strike units just telefrag

I was just curious if there was an actual reason or just balance

[arctic talon]

You'd kill both the teleporter and the guy you frag into

also teleportation in 40k tends to be inconsistent

you just get the "general" area

[tough haven]

That seems even more reason how you couldn’t really protect from deep strike

Like units like technoarcheologists make sense, they have gear to scramble readings and foil infiltrators

But how does 1-2 skitarii or guardsman standing near where some scourges want to land really stop them

[arctic talon]

oh why you can stop against deep strike

like from flying stuff

lore wise you don't lol

[tough haven]

Or from teleporting

[arctic talon]

Teleporting in is just a thing where its too risky

for the people teleporting in since they might kill themselves

[tough haven]

Like I’d understand if you had a certain volume of units to have enough firepower to discourage them

[tough haven]

Unless it’s completely clear

Or you’re grey knights/necrons where the tech/technique is refined enough where the concern is much less

[storm jungle]

Teleportation tech is only reserved for elite imperial forces and even then its extremely risky, and things like warp interference or just straight up bad luck can make you end up teleporting to the floor or in a ship

[tough haven]

Such as terminators?

[storm jungle]

Pretty much

its why its mostly rarely used

Necrons for example got perfect teleportation tech but they dont utilize the warp, they use pocket dimensions

[young pecan]

Is teleportation tech spammable?

[storm jungle]

Uhhh unless you wanna end up overloading the teleporter or sending your guys into walls i guess so

https://tenor.com/view/teleport-teleportation-disappear-beamup-beam-gif-26265876

[young pecan]

I think a last stand where a character keeps using it despite the risk because they'll already get owned would be sick

[arctic talon]

for necrons they usually don't mind teleporting into someone lol

Since if they die

oh well reanimation protocol time

Its more of a concern to Humans, Eldar, LoV, ect.

[storm jungle]

Yeah like in Gate of Bones the custodians mention the teleporter tech they got on their ship is more valuable than the actual vessel itself

and even then its prone to errors lol

[young pecan]

Give Cawl a month and three screws and he will make it perfect

[arctic talon]

Ironically the safest warp based teleportation tech in 40k

is Ork stuff

[storm jungle]

💀

me teleporting goblins into your torso

[young pecan]

I can only imagine this is because of the belief thing but I don't wanna play too hard into the meme

[arctic talon]

Warp Spiders on their way to randomly disappear after teleporting

[tough haven]

Or if your orks and don’t care if you go into walls cause it’s funny

Not funny for the victim bc he can’t fight

But funny for the rest of the boys

[young pecan]

I would love to see an ork boss do this constantly

[tough haven]

Completely fucks with the barrier between realspace and warp though

[tough haven]

They do

In lore

It’s a weapon

The shokk attack gun

[arctic talon]

Big Meks

Use it a lot

[tough haven]

It teleports grots into your body/vehicle

And they’re horrified by the warp so their extra feral

[arctic talon]

Also the rare Mek Boss

[fallen plaza]

Yummy yummy gobbos in my tummy

[tough haven]

I love orks almost completely destabilizing the dark city by tellyporting armies around

[storm jungle]

It was just a sub-realm and it was pretty stupid.

[tough haven]

Yummy yu- AAAH AAAAGH AAAAAAAHHHH!! goblin screeching and scrabbling

[tough haven]

True

[storm jungle]

"OH NO HOW CAN WE PREDICT ORK ATTACKS"

Mfer you literally got the same tech but better 💀

[tough haven]

But it was kinda entertaining briefly

[tough haven]

Curse of secondary faction in a book

[storm jungle]

alas lmao

[tough haven]

Get plot armored

[storm jungle]

me when Ufthak survives getting shot by a dark matter gun because hes wearing thick armor

💀

[arctic talon]

Me when mike brooks

[storm jungle]

LOL

[tough haven]

It’s at least funny with orks because you kinda expect it

[arctic talon]

Ufthak’s bullshit is a bit much for me

[tough haven]

And you know it won’t be serious

[arctic talon]

In that book

Lol

[tough haven]

Oh yeah

I liked brutal kunnin though

Idk how you write fights in 40K while keeping bullshit to a minimum though

It’s all bullshit

[young pecan]

Because there's almost no objective power

[fallen plaza]

Thats why i often listen to audiobooks with 40k stuff

[tough haven]

Overall my opinion of the book would be like 70/100 because I’m starved for Ork and xenos content and I’ll take anything

[arctic talon]

By trying to make both sides look reasonable

[tough haven]

This too

[arctic talon]

Mike Brooks still proves he’s best at writing orks

[fallen plaza]

I remember trying to read the infinite and the divine and basically felt dizzy everytime the exodites fight

[arctic talon]

Please stop giving him non ork books

For the love of fucking god

I hate his non ork books

[tough haven]

Yeah but you still need to have one win

Same

[arctic talon]

Then have one win

Idk

I think it’s doable

Without making one side look like an idiot

[tough haven]

But the loser will have to fuck up

[young pecan]

If a writer liked a human enough they could say the guy beats a great unclean one blocking his path with a sword because he "dodged really good and breathed with his mouth instead of his nose"

[arctic talon]

Exodites have no lore moment

[tough haven]

In a way that’s believable

[arctic talon]

Either way idc

Ig

[fallen plaza]

Im tempted to read flight of eisenstein but ive heard it sucks

[arctic talon]

The fact Mike Brooks is writing the Leilith book is

Idk

[tough haven]

I hate typing on mobile

[arctic talon]

I have just a few concerns

“Few”

[tough haven]

What other 40K books has he written

[young pecan]

This is like those YouTubers who have played the same game for a decade and then try to diversify their content

[arctic talon]

Lion Son of the Forrest

[fallen plaza]

[tough haven]

All the 40K writers blend together except for their major bits

[arctic talon]

The alpharius book

The Huron book(this one is really shit)

[storm jungle]

I kinda tuned off after i remembered he had Ufthak as a character before even writing for Black Library, so hes literally more or less his mary sue Ork OC lol

[arctic talon]

Harrowmaster

Harrowmaster is fine

But the main alpha legion dude sort of

Feels like someone’s OC do not steal

Idk I fucking hated the Lion book ngl

I really wanted to see Lion interact with 40K era dark angels

Which we don’t get

And I wanted to see him change and grow as a person

Which he somehow just stops being an asshole ig

And we skip over any sort of character development so sure I guess

Fine whatever

[storm jungle]

its TRASH

https://tenor.com/view/avgn-ass-angry-video-game-nerd-gif-1329667451521630776

[fallen plaza]

I kinda tuned out of the main lore after lion woke up

Especially during that siege of the rock thing

[arctic talon]

Idk Lion hasn’t done shit tbh

[fallen plaza]

That was a such a nothing burger of a lore

[arctic talon]

The new crusade lore books are neat

Did you know the tyranids have a giant flesh planet eating stuff now

[fallen plaza]

Im sure it will be brought up again in another book

[tough haven]

Yeah, I don’t like that though

[arctic talon]

Prolly

[tough haven]

I thought the bs was within ork tolerances in brutal kunnin though

[arctic talon]

Crusade pariah nexus

is just a follow up

of existing Pariah Nexus stuff

oh also Vashtor shows up at the end and inverts a pylon

Good job Silent King and Mechanicus

[fallen plaza]

I fucking hate vashtorr

[arctic talon]

why

I think he's fine personally

[tough haven]

Oopsies

[storm jungle]

Brutal Kunning handles it a lot better yeah because the orks always get pushed back but the leading admech just fuck it all up

[arctic talon]

Like I'm interested to hear why you hate him

[storm jungle]

which is a lot more believable

[tough haven]

I like pariah nexus, never seen it though

[arctic talon]

the show is fine

[tough haven]

Admech do that a lot

[fallen plaza]

From what little ive heard i always felt him as another boring villain

[storm jungle]

I mean

thats literally every warhammer villain then lol

[fallen plaza]

I think when i first heard his loss at the siege i called him new abaddon

[storm jungle]

?

[arctic talon]

he didn't lose though

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

💀

[tough haven]

Is it worth obtaining or is it just boring bolterporn

[fallen plaza]

“Erm, it was actually according to plan”

🤓

[tough haven]

I’ve read some of the PN books

[arctic talon]

oh it absolutely wasn't lol

he like

absolutely got fucked in the ass

[tough haven]

And now tabletop is focused on it

[arctic talon]

He barely crawled away lol

[storm jungle]

Okay so other thing "what little ive heard"

Do not get your lore about characters from other sources, people also meme on Abaddon constantly too and like literally everything people think mainstream about him is wrong lol

[arctic talon]

after he got fucked in the ass by The Dark Angels + Belakor

[tough haven]

Very true

[arctic talon]

Belakor bashing his skull in

[tough haven]

Abbadon does fuck up regularly though

[arctic talon]

is hilarious

[storm jungle]

Not really tbh

its mostly his underlings who are quite literally brain damaged

💀

[arctic talon]

oh wow reinforcments, wait I didn't bring these daemons with me, Vasthor proceeds to get his fucking skull caved in

[tough haven]

Also true

[arctic talon]

But I think Vashtor gets his ass beat enough when he wins I don't mind

[storm jungle]

Yeah that siege doesnt matter

because he literally won the Arks of Omen campaign lol

also made caliban a daemon world

[arctic talon]

He rebuilt caliban and made it a daemon world

and now it flies around

[storm jungle]

he really just used chaotic flex tape and made us accept it

[arctic talon]

tbh

its a daemon world, it stopped following the laws of physics when it was created lol

Oh also Vashtorr is a Chaos God that doesn't try to dick you over with deals lol

bro gives you a fucking contract to sign

you get to read it

[storm jungle]

One of his best aspects tbh

[arctic talon]

Just look for loop holes and fine print though

[storm jungle]

hes literally just "I really dont care, are you in or not"

[arctic talon]

Literally a DnD Devil

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

gives you a fucking 12 page long document

[storm jungle]

best part is if you point out the loopholes

[tough haven]

Anyone play shootas blood and teef? I thought it was pretty good, and silly, it’s unbelievable but it’s also a game, disappointed in how simple it is and how little melee combat there is, but it’s orks and the soundtrack slaps so I love it, captures the vibe

[storm jungle]

he'd probably go "yeah thats fair"

[storm jungle]

its pretty basic

[arctic talon]

Its a cute game

[storm jungle]

i appreciate what it is but its kinda forgotten

[tough haven]

Yeah

My favorite part is the music and the story was kinda fun

No replay value though

[arctic talon]

lore accurate knight name

[storm jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735819155608961044/1059491762055421952/redditsave.com_mwbpq8jy4j9a1.gif

[tough haven]

“You wot?”

https://youtu.be/XMvx7lPz0Mg?si=uRjOjBlHsQf_D-_I

I jam to this all the time

[arctic talon]

I do like that vashtor tends to be overconfident since he's a reddit mod someone who hasn't been outside their house in 40,000 years

[tough haven]

And listen to the ost when I play orks to get in the mood

[outer wave]

Real talk: why does the knight even bother with giving his title to one ork anyway?

Wouldnt they typically go "Ew" and step on them

[arctic talon]

Because the Ork just killed a bunch of guard and marines

and other crap ig

[rocky gale]

Not very chivalrous

[arctic talon]

The Knight prolly thinks the Ork is "worthy" of hearing their title

[outer wave]

Idk Id imagine some would just think that greenskins dont deserve their titles

[storm jungle]

Because funny

[outer wave]

Okay valid BUT

In any other situation thats not a jokey 40k game

[storm jungle]

well mostly

[queen laurel]

This single ork literally carried enough weaponry to destroy multiple attack forces of imperial guard space marines and literally bring down an ork that is much larger than him

And even destroyed a gene stealer cult

As a side trip

And also brought down a bane blade

He is basically malum caedo

For orks

[arctic talon]

40K video game protagonist

[queen laurel]

I was going to correct you but thank goodness you did because let's be honest

Our rogue trader has some insane premium plot armor

Like come on man

That ending fight was

A bit questionable

[arctic talon]

Nah

I’d win

[queen laurel]

I pick up a tank and turn it into a laser gun to annihilate you

[thorn zenith]

lmao not just the ending, dude flatlines a whole chaos marine in the prologue

[queen laurel]

Me watching as my vanguard lord captain tank a missile to the face

[thorn zenith]

"Abelard, introduce that heretic titan to the rules of nature"

[old boy proceeds to tank several volcano cannon shots and judo tosses the thing]

[thorn zenith]

bit funny too how everyone was like "ah shit we're dead" in that fight, then comes kiava gamma and they treat the chaos marine there almost like a mere annoyance

[tough haven]

Weakest anointed servant of the God-Emperor

[tough haven]

The game really needs to scale better

Fights are either instant win, or complete fun killer

[storm jungle]

to be fair rogue traders in lore have killed way worse than space marines

[tough haven]

Rarely did I feel the proper amount of struggle or threat

[green loom]

Do you think we'll get Ambulls as a monstrosity

[tough haven]

It was either I turned my brain off until the fight ended, or I found the cheesiest strat to beat the otherwise unwinnable fight

[thorn zenith]

i meant canonically too, by the time chapter 3 rolls around the rogue trader and his retinue have the biggest balls in the expanse and nothing phases them anymore

[hallow plover]

the fights at the end of act 3 were the hardest for me

carried by Cassia tho

[tough haven]

I’ll replay on higher difficulty with no heals in between fights and see how it feels though

[tough haven]

Maybe the new balance changes will make it feel better

[hallow plover]

I hope so

she was broken

untouchable, damage scales exponentially

I'm just wainting for the DLC to drop for my Heretic playthrough

[tough haven]

I just wanna be challenged XCOM style, where for the majority of the game you struggle, you can still win, but battles are hard won

[tough haven]

I did super iconoclast

[thorn zenith]

i had to rely on Yrliet and Argenta hiding behind the covers in the back after i spent other guys nuking those things behind us

[hallow plover]

i did dogmatic

many people were executed

[thorn zenith]

i went moderate iconoclast on my canon play

[tough haven]

I might go either full dogma, or just dogma/icono

To see the normal ending

I’ll probably go moderate icono

Thinking a commissar build with pistols might be fun

[thorn zenith]

but my god it infuriates me that some icono choices can be damn smart but some are downright stupid

[hallow plover]

At least they've nerfed the extra turns

[tough haven]

I just won’t use cassia

It’s so hard to be mean to her but she is a dangerous person to have walking around

[hallow plover]

I might have to because you lose many characters in a heretical playthrough

[tough haven]

But my icono treated her and idira the same, if you treated them like monsters, they become monsters

Didn’t take idira around with me though

Fuck that, my psyker rt caused enough problems

[thorn zenith]

i protecc cassia too much and she paid the price in the ending

[tough haven]

Like kept her isolated?

[thorn zenith]

ye

didnt let her take charge

[tough haven]

Maybe I should actually remove members of my retinue next run

I just kept everyone in icono

Except argenta and Marahazi

Argenta I got tired of hearing from

“You can’t do that 🤓” shut up

Killed mar instantly

[thorn zenith]

i pulled mar onto my side then instantly inquisitioned him

because dude has to face consequences for fucking with my realm

i did keep everyone else, incidentally only Idira, Abelard, Argenta, and Pasqal got their good endings

and the ship vendor guy

i had a second "all good endings" run going but i didnt finish that

[young pecan]

||I throw the dangerous shard relic into the huge Mechanicus engine :^)||

That one confused me but I still did it for the points

||Heinrix being like wtf bro||

[tough haven]

I wish I didn’t have to pick fucking every icono option to get max

They gotta make it easier to get affinity

Cause some of them are fucking dumb

[tough haven]

The option to ||use the c’tan shard is pretty crazy, won’t they just betray you at first chance when you eventually fuck up?||

[storm jungle]

Not really, because you pretty much raised it and taught it morals

Nomos is pretty much a child when you start talking to him

[arctic talon]

Nomos is baby

[tough haven]

No no

Not nomos

I trust nomos

The other one you can encounter

[outer wave]

You can do that?

||Like raising a C'tan and giving it morals and shit?||

[storm jungle]

Yes.

Its great

[storm jungle]

Uh no that one is basically a classic evil one

[outer wave]

Damn we should put our faith in those baby ones

[dusk patrol]

There’s no way this can backfire

[outer wave]

Nope

[storm jungle]

I mean it doesnt

so

[outer wave]

My C'tan son is so powerful....

And he is so kind :)

[tough haven]

He is my beloved baby boy, he just wants to know what his purpose is

[tough haven]

When it has no memories yeah

[outer wave]

Time to raise one

[tough haven]

And it’s a nascent intelligence in your voidship

First you have to bring one into existence somehow

I wonder what nomos is a shard of

Talking about spellcasting focuses in fantasy and I was thinking psychic focuses of meaningful items would be cool

Not just staffs

Or for tech priests focuses for their tech arcana

Not thats how it works, but it’s entertaining, and most of their rituals don’t do anything anyways

Beyond maybe some nascent belief warp shit

[arctic talon]

its funny when a ritual is just basic instructions

[tough haven]

Fr

But takes 3x as long

[outer wave]

So someone I know apparently played through SM2 at probably a convention of some kind

This is what he had to say about it

Prolly better in theorycrafting

[celest dome]

Not really
Theorycrafting is supposed to be for DT specifically, while here it's about lore but also 40k in general

[outer wave]

Ah okay good good

I did put it up there anyway but I can delete it

[celest dome]

Don't

It's not like it's really bad or something

Keep both

[outer wave]

GOD DAMMIT I ALREADY DID IT

If they ask about it, I'll put my shit back up

[green loom]

Console devs try not to make the worst PC control schemes imaginable challenge

[outer wave]

Yeah its a lil clunky there

[wet sandal]

I actually hate the camera perspective in all the sm2 trailers

It's somehow the most annoying third person possible

Like I'm fine with the third person in gta and elden ring, but this makes me gag for some reason

[shell mason]

I'm so violent and sick in the head, I can't tell if I want to kill my opps or fuck em - Lucius the Eternal

[dusk patrol]

Sniper: “Sir I just sniped the enemy champion!”

Commander: “What?”

Lucius: “I said I sniped the enemy champion!”

[shell mason]

Nuh uh

https://tenor.com/view/handsomeman-gif-3969600433481058369

[shell mason]

everyone knows lucius isn't a champion

he a baby back bitch

[dusk patrol]

[rocky gale]

Better than Sigvald

[dusk patrol]

[shell mason]

God don't remind me of him

He has armor every where besides where it counts

[dusk patrol]

I do love that he makes his men all use mirror shields so he can see himself better

[shell mason]

His head and balls

[rocky gale]

His personal guard also have armour made of mirrors, for the same reason

[shell mason]

shut up

I hate him

[dusk patrol]

It’s hilarious

[rocky gale]

Me too

[dusk patrol]

“Would you fuck me?”

[rocky gale]

It would be fine if Sigvald was like just some Slaaneshi mook, but I hate that he's like the main chosen Champion

[dusk patrol]

“I’d fuck me.”

[rocky gale]

He's literally just a guy

[dusk patrol]

I mean he is also a monster combatant

[shell mason]

I will choke you with Igons loinclothe

[dusk patrol]

Although his description does kinda weird me out

[arctic talon]

Sigvald is in fact very good at murdering people

[shell mason]

shut up

[dusk patrol]

They say he “appears to be little more than 16 summers old”

[shell mason]

I hate him

[dusk patrol]

Which like

[arctic talon]

[dusk patrol]

No he doesn’t

[shell mason]

https://tenor.com/view/bayle-elden-ring-curse-you-curse-you-bayle-igon-gif-8102587839544573256

[rocky gale]

Like his entire lore is basically he's an incest baby that got special treatment from Slaanesh

[dusk patrol]

Where the fuck are you looking for 16 year olds, 90s high school comedies?

[shell mason]

His lore is that he a baby back narcissistic bitch that can't a L and I want to throw a spear at his unarmored balls

[arctic talon]

I’m pretty sure he has a cod piece

[rocky gale]

The best part of his lore is when Krell cuts his face and it causes him to rage and shatter his hands against Krells armour. Then Throgg crushes his skull

[arctic talon]

[shell mason]

fuck him and his cod

[arctic talon]

Peak

[shell mason]

If had to choose in either Lucius or Sigvald to fight, I'd choose Lucius cus at least he wont looking at his own reflect as he kills me

[arctic talon]

Lucius would also probably just shank you if your boring to fight

So more upsides

[rocky gale]

I just think Sigvald pretty much just embodies the laziest elements of Slaanesh's pantheon.

[shell mason]

he can suck my ass

[rocky gale]

He's pretty, he loves himself and he fucks

[shell mason]

who does he fuck?

[rocky gale]

Everything

[shell mason]

besides himself

if he could fuck himself he would

[rocky gale]

Yes

[shell mason]

Know who he reminds me of

techknight from the boys comic

[rocky gale]

Ironically when Sigvald first encounters Slaanesh personally, Slaanesh appears as Sigvald because it is what would be most attractive to him

[arctic talon]

LOL

[shell mason]

I hate being right sometimes

[dusk patrol]

Tech knight in the comic just wanted to fuck holes in stuff

And was kinda disturbed by it

[arctic talon]

Also wasn’t that because he got a tumor

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[shell mason]

yes

[arctic talon]

Like he was genuinely a relatively normal person before

[shell mason]

mhm

[dusk patrol]

He’s one of the few actually good heroes in the comics

[shell mason]

sad he died tho

[dusk patrol]

and now in the show he’s a rapist racist billionaire

[shell mason]

i somewhat liked him

[dusk patrol]

Whose into cake farts and BDSM

[shell mason]

UNLIKE SIGVALD

[dusk patrol]

How unique Kripke

[rocky gale]

I think my main issue with Sigvald is I don't like perfect characters who love themselves the way he's depicted, "Perfect" characters should hate themselves and be haunted by their own constant need for Perfection.

Like me

[dusk patrol]

Wait here’s an idea guys, there’s a marvel or dc hero, but wait, he’s actually racist and does drugs and is into weird sex stuff

Damn I’m a genius

[shell mason]

lets read some of the lore

"Even as a baby, he was angelically magnificent, and his head was already full of golden strands of hair. He was born beautiful beyond reason. But had one small almost unnoticeable mutation, horned mark on the back of his neck that surly omened on what to come."

[misty brook]

Just wondering, but how many do we have counterparts with 40k to Fantasy? Tomb Kings to Nekrons, Druchii to Drukhari, High Elves to Aledari, and Wood Elves to Exodites, Empire is the Imperium, Storm Casts are Space Marines, Chaos is Chaos still, Orks are still Orks and I don't know after that.

[shell mason]

The web way it's self

[dusk patrol]

Dwarves to space dwarves

Also stormcasts aren’t in fantasy

[outer wave]

Ogres to Ogryns

[shell mason]

Votaan

[dusk patrol]

Beastmen also exist in 40k

[dusk patrol]

Space dwarves*

[shell mason]

Votan

Leagues of votan

[dusk patrol]

Manlets of the Void*

[shell mason]

I will stab you like Erebus

[outer wave]

I dunno, it makes sense considering he was spoiled and pampered as a child for every whim he got and wanted just because he was beautiful. This never changed because Slaanesh just pushed the mindset more by doing the exact same shit to him that his parents did

He's not a very human character though for sure

[misty brook]

So we have nothing for Kislev, Bretonnia, Skaven, Grand Cathay, and Arby.

[outer wave]

Nope not really

[shell mason]

kroot would be the closest to skaven

[misty brook]

But Kroot are birds.

[dusk patrol]

There are also space vampires

[misty brook]

Would Horus if he traveled through time with his Legion, before he got stabbed and corrupted by accident through the Warp saw the 41st Millennium. Would he try to fix it or no?

[dusk patrol]

I think he’d try to get a grox burger

[rose thorn]

he was also trapped in a mirror for a few millenia

[rocky gale]

That was after though

The Mirror Guard were in Fantasy, he was only trapped in a Mirror during AoS after he died during the Endtimes

[golden meteor]

So like in actuality, all “holy blessings” of the emperor are technically just some form of Psychic power right? So doesn’t this mean that all of the zealots are technically just some form of psyker?

[green loom]

Basically all just The Imperium

[green loom]

They're not psykers
But yeah it's probably psychic in nature

[dusk patrol]

Yeah miracle stuff is weird

It also works in areas like the pariah nexus sometimes

[winter vessel]

I just accept it as is. Some of it is the work of psychic power, others can actually be genuine divine power. To associate with either one just hurts my brain

[dusk patrol]

Games workshop likes to keep it nebulous

Kinda like how in fantasy the Faith Magic Warriors Priests used was explained by some literally casting magic and other times it was less clear

[arctic talon]

They aren't psykers(as far as we know)

acts of faith are psychic in nature though

[golden meteor]

Hm ok

[azure knoll]

would it be possible for a space marine chapter to have a way of warfare where they send out singular, one man army marines to missions?

im thinking they send a singular infiltrator/operative/strategist space marine (who man basically the whole chapter) to missions to do infiltrator/operative/strategist-eque tasks

[dusk patrol]

Idk about one man army but Raven Guard, Deathwatch, and kinda Mentors do that

Others as well depending

[azure knoll]

like the mentors but not dumb sounding

how old are schola progenium graduates?

[tough haven]

Like probs like 18-20

Maybe younger

[celest dome]

Act of Faith (like what the Sister do) is more akin to Sorcery than Psyker stuff

[golden meteor]

But even sorcery is considered warp related right

[celest dome]

Oh yes

In fantasy all magic come from Chaos

In 40k all magic do so too

Though Necron tech isn't magic

Which is a case of "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

[plush mason]

necron tech will make your brain hurt, best to not think about it too much

[storm jungle]

Pretty young, they are all child soldiers more or less lol

[plush mason]

so where are the naval officers trained in 40k?

is it the schola progenia like the commissars?

[storm jungle]

Some are drawn from the Schola Progeniums, some are sponsored by their families and put into service.

basically like the actual old british navy

[brisk agate]

Only something akin to Covert ops or kill teams which do consist of smaller squads.
Or I guess the closest bet is Alpha legion sleeper cell

Like really Alpha legion was the only chalter to operator like this

[green loom]

The Mentors straight up operate like that lol

[green loom]

Thank you for the encouragement rannick

[queen laurel]

Rannick Gaming Rannick Gaming

[shell mason]

yo nerd chat

[plush mason]

sup nerd

[rich sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/698531563167809638/1259373459872550982/the-anti-chaos-chaos-club-v0-8r8zsex9ey9d1.webp?ex=668b726e&is=668a20ee&hm=baf4b4f77169c4e6b43d5eb30d999843ac303b3b8abce8772478b20261087ed6&=&format=webp&width=629&height=671

[plush mason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58-EjVBTVJk

its hard to really wrap my head around the idea of a fortress world

in a way the people on them are basically human space marines

[storm jungle]

Not really, it depends a lot of the time

Cadia is one of the special cases where the Kasr cities are literally built like bunkers in every street, distrinct, plaza and so on

[plush mason]

i mean the way the people are rised

[storm jungle]

Its basically child soldier-ism mixed with military conscription, its also pretty simple

[plush mason]

they are all but born training for war

[storm jungle]

Yeah but not everyone makes it

Even trained Cadians break and flee sometimes, they arent perfect, they are just trained to a "fitting" enough level and deemed good enough

[plush mason]

ofc

[queen laurel]

hey Dils quick question here, I am bored and I wanna make something even more hilarious

how ridiculous would it be to make like a mecha tyranid swarm ran by a necron overlord

[storm jungle]

Uhhh it would be extremely unusual and probably make that necron overlord seem like a nutjob, more than usual that is

him using canopteks would make more sense

[queen laurel]

Canopteks shaped like tyranids

[storm jungle]

Yeah but why

[queen laurel]

because he's a nut job

what else

[storm jungle]

But why tyranids

just use canopteks

[queen laurel]

i don't know maybe he likes them

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

OK fine I was watching some StarCraft and I just find it funny that in another timeline Egon Stettman made mechanical zerg

a nutjob necron overlord sounds funny

And he also uses canoptek tyranids?

even more bloody hilarious

[celest dome]

Wait it's another timeline ?

[queen laurel]

in the co-op timeline

yeah

after all in that timeline this guy lives

[celest dome]

Oh

Had forgot there were 2 timelines

[queen laurel]

Yeah the Canon one and the co-op

[celest dome]

The Coop mode is great

[queen laurel]

it looks fun yeah

[rocky gale]

It's similar to the crack theory that the Silent King created the Tyranids and sent them to the Galaxy to wipe out everyone except the Necrons

[queen laurel]

I've been thinking a bit and i think i'm just going to stick with Canopteks yeah

You win this time witch hunter

[hallow basin]

toxic old interrogator is at it again

[dusk patrol]

It would be maximum OC donut steal

But just making an eccentric Necron lord with a lot of constructs and heavy use of scarabs

That’s reasonable

[queen laurel]

I guess also just making him have custom scarabs is just better for my stupid brain

Following tyrannid aesthetics is going to make it funnily enough rather restrictive

[dusk patrol]

There’s already a fair amount of Necron constructs which work for that basically

[queen laurel]

Yeah if i want like a giant insect thing that has a cannon for a back i can just call it like a colossus or something

Or another an original giant thing name

[dusk patrol]

There’s a lot of wacky Necron things which don’t have art and models too

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah the classic

We don't have a lot of interpretations for it but hey it's there

[dusk patrol]

Basically

[storm jungle]

Yeah its fine as long as you keep it within necron parameters

like we already got a pirate lord necron lol

[queen laurel]

Canoptek mechagodzilla it is

[dusk patrol]

[rocky gale]

Oh new Ahriman book

Was that announced before?

[storm jungle]

Bruh another ahriman book?

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

You could say he’s

Undying

[queen laurel]

How many books does this guy have

[dusk patrol]

Five now although the fourth was more a novella/long short

Not sure how long this will be

[storm jungle]

It looks pretty thick

[viral halo]

new house of the dragon tonight folks

let's lock in

[storm jungle]

Hope you like Harry'shall

I mean Harrenhall whoops

[viral halo]

Harren the BLACKED.com

[storm jungle]

I still cant believe Hoare is a real name

my guy built that entire castle to overcompensate

[viral halo]

Fuck if I could have a big castle I would

[storm jungle]

I would also try as hard as I can to melt it down ontop of you post construction day

[rocky gale]

Do you think they get tired of the "Son of a Hoare" jokes?

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-ben-gif-26278824

[storm jungle]

I mean he did enslave the entirety of the riverlands

so that might have been one of the reasons

[rocky gale]

Wait

Is the new episode Rooks Rest?

[storm jungle]

I THINK thats the guess everyone is having?

[viral halo]

Boy oh boy I hope the next episode has some violence in it

[storm jungle]

also isnt the episode coming out next week?

aka like 1-2 days later

[viral halo]

new episode tonight

[storm jungle]

huh

alright works for me

[viral halo]

Tis every sunday

[storm jungle]

damn i didnt know

stupid timezones

[viral halo]

Timezones aren't real

[rocky gale]

Yea I think it's like 3am on Mondays for me

[dusk patrol]

I swear to god if it’s another episode of “Well idk guys maybe we can still be friends”

I’ll probably still love it

But I’ll be annoyed while I do

[viral halo]

Yea I need them to stop edging us when I'm ready to fucking blow

[dusk patrol]

Yes yes I know Cole is a prick, and he’s ducking Alicent and they’re all bitches and people aren’t taking it seriously and Daemon is a psychopath.

Let me see dragons hitting eachother

[viral halo]

I legit just want to pick up my action figures of them and beat them together

Like I alreay know what happens bc book but holy fuck just kick it up a notch

The last episode was great but still was fairly boring

[rocky gale]

Yea, I'm loving the series so far, but like we didn't need 3 ||Allicent and Cole|| sex scenes

[viral halo]

I would prefer the sex scenes || if they both got full frontally naked ||

[dusk patrol]

Tbh if I looked like the Cole actor and Aemonds actor

I’d be raising my hand for the nude scenes too

[viral halo]

Hey remember that random clip where larys strong was jerking it to alicent's feet?

why did they do that

[dusk patrol]

“Oh damn I gotta show off my tight muscled up 450 lb squat max ass?”

[rocky gale]

That scene adds something tbh

[dusk patrol]

It was how she “controlled” him

[rocky gale]

and it's only one

[dusk patrol]

It’s their transaction

[viral halo]

Lmao really connects with modern audiences tbh

https://tenor.com/view/playing-with-feet-ricky-berwick-showing-off-feet-feet-pics-gif-27458150

[dusk patrol]

Also its to show how he’s the worst kind of person ever

A feet guy

[viral halo]

For real

FREAK

Remember that time Bob Odenkirk got exposed for following tons of foot fetish accounts on insta lol

hilarious

[dusk patrol]

I can’t wait for next week when it turns out another beloved superhero stand in from DC or marvel is actually racist and into kinky stuff and also does drugs and some weird fetish.

In the Boys

HotD is my only hope now

[rocky gale]

I think the actor for Larys has said that it's not that he's attracted to feet, he's actually getting off to the fact that he's making Alicent ashamed of her feet.

[dusk patrol]

Idk, either way the point is pretty obvious

He’s a slimey fuck

[rocky gale]

Yae

[dusk patrol]

I’m sure it won’t be an issue that he replaced all her staff and is her spymaster now

[green loom]

I sure hope we get bloody ben

Also do you think they'll change Kermit and Elmo's names

[dusk patrol]

The good part of the show is that basically everyone is gonna die

The bad part is some don’t

[rocky gale]

I'm very sad that Otto got fired before we could get a foot scene with him and Larys

[viral halo]

The boys fucking sucks lmfao

[storm jungle]

Garth Ennis not be a racist, sexist, homophobe moment 💀

[outer wave]

Man I wish The Boys focused more on just taking down super heroes

[storm jungle]

this is how women speak btw