40k-lore-chat

[viral halo]

Eddie Murphy had hittas in the 80s and 90s, he had that mf killed

[dusk patrol]

It’s a pretty goofy way to setup a murder

[viral halo]

time to watch a 10 minute video essay

[dusk patrol]

I’ve seen stuff, it wasn’t convincing to me

[viral halo]

Are you well versed in the realm of picking up transexual prostitues

Jokes aside, I've been on my George RR Martin is a hack crusade recently

[dusk patrol]

I can safely say I haven’t picked up many in my time, it’s more just the way she died was like, super convoluted and hard to set up

[crystal forum]

he needs to never talk about tolkien's work ever again if he knows what's good for him

[dusk patrol]

Yeah he’s a good writer but

No need to talk shit

[viral halo]

his naming systems are so funny

[dusk patrol]

Both can be good

Also finish the fucking story George

[viral halo]

BRAN BRANDON BRENDAN RICKON DICKON MICKON HICKON

[dusk patrol]

Then you can talk shit

[viral halo]

He's gonna die before finishing it

[dusk patrol]

Honestly this stuff makes sense for me

[viral halo]

it 100 percent does based on irl but it's so funny hearing it applied

elsewhere

[dusk patrol]

I’ve known people who name their kids like that

And they don’t have like 13 kids

[viral halo]

Like how in Russian the old naming system was father's name son of father's name

ivan ivanovich etc

[dusk patrol]

Sven svenson

“Fathers name”son is like

The funniest shit to me

[crystal forum]

it's like smith just being a job

[dusk patrol]

It’s so lazy

The job ones are funny too

Jimmy Sweep

[crystal forum]

can you imagine being called robert cashier

[viral halo]

This is killing me

One of my fave hobbies my friends and I have while gaming is blurting out random names that sound funny

[dusk patrol]

“No you don’t get it mom I didn’t call her a whore, her name is Jenny Whore.”

[viral halo]

I've taken the cake recently with "Lenny Crink"

this tweet really pushed the random name generator meme for me

[dusk patrol]

lol

[crystal forum]

freeman is a hard af name though

[viral halo]

Melvin DaHorror

[dusk patrol]

Crisco Flawlezz is better than a lot I’ve heard

[viral halo]

What did George RR Martin mean by making the gay character's kingsguard the rainbow guard?

[dusk patrol]

GRRM making the fat dude bang a bunch of hot chicks

What could he mean by this?

[viral halo]

GRRM making every character a sex crazed freak, every important character has a throne made of X material (salt throne lol) (driftwood throne lol) and every one be fucking someone's sibling

[arctic talon]

Incest™️

[viral halo]

I'm just glad I read all those books and have descriptions of Tyrion and Samwell Tarly's cocks burnt into my brain

[storm jungle]

something 40k novels cant match

[dusk patrol]

Be nice if one character who wasn’t a eunuch wasn’t like always chasing something to fuck

[viral halo]

FAT
PINK
MAST

[storm jungle]

TO BE FAIR

From what we know of IRL eunucs from shit like chinese history

is it really that far off

[arctic talon]

They’d just backstab you

Smh

[dusk patrol]

What else were they gonna do tho in those times?

[storm jungle]

and then steal your bitches

[crystal forum]

i've seen enough dicks to know that "normal" doesn't exist

[dusk patrol]

You drank, fished, or banged

[green loom]

Man I wish we did that, I'm the 3rd Leslie in a row in my family

[viral halo]

Remember when the show just didn't include the cool greyjoy brother

[dusk patrol]

[dusk patrol]

Fuck I hate what they did to Euron

I think it was him

He’s so much cooler in the book

[viral halo]

Dude is a supernatural horror in the book

[arctic talon]

You can tell they deviated less with shadows of the erd tree from GRRM because of the incest

[storm jungle]

Euron in the books is like

a 40k tier character

[dusk patrol]

Cowards

[storm jungle]

guy feels like hes in the wrong universe in the best way imaginable

[viral halo]

Euron be like YEA FOUND THIS HORN THAT UHHH BLOWS THE WORLD APART

[dusk patrol]

He legit could be transplanted into 40k or Fantasy

[viral halo]

HERE'S MY DEMON CREW

[storm jungle]

^

[dusk patrol]

And he’d fit great

[arctic talon]

Real

[queen laurel]

How did we get here

[storm jungle]

I love how his reasoning is basically just a god complex, mixed with:

"If gods existed they'd stop me"

hes such a cunt

its great

[viral halo]

Talking about Eddie Murphy having a transgender prostitute assassinated in 1998

[storm jungle]

WHAT IN TARNATION-

[queen laurel]

Aya that i did saw that

[viral halo]

That is how we got onto this conversation

[dusk patrol]

I love this meme

[queen laurel]

Very fun stuff

[rocky gale]

Isn't his plan basically "I'm going to make God, then kill it"

[viral halo]

I need to get back into Sanderson's books

The Way of Kings is a BANGER

[crystal forum]

watching stuff from the 80's made me realize that people back then genuinely didn't understand what a trans person was

they just thought it was a different flavor of gay

[rocky gale]

People today don't understand what a trans person is

[dusk patrol]

Enough Eddie Murphy Trans Murder

Back to 40k or GoT

[viral halo]

You started it (he did not)

[dusk patrol]

Pick one

[storm jungle]

I loved when Erebus walked up to Horus

and went

"A FINGA IN DA BUM"

[dusk patrol]

Ugh

[viral halo]

I started playing assassin's creed valhalla

[storm jungle]

I physically retched writing that

[dusk patrol]

The worst part is the actor wasn’t bad but

Fuck me do they butcher his dialogue

[crystal forum]

how is it

[queen laurel]

Why the f*** did you write it then

[storm jungle]

Just like Euron, im just evil

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/euron-euron-greyjoy-greyjoy-jaime-jaime-lannister-gif-14637607

[viral halo]

If I was 14 again I'd probably thing it was the best it can get but it's just another beautiful ubisoft open world with above average gameplay

[dusk patrol]

Ugh

[queen laurel]

You are truly deserving of the dan abbnet room

[storm jungle]

[viral halo]

why why why why why

[dusk patrol]

God what the fuck

Was the last GoT seasons

Fuck now I’m mad again

[viral halo]

I'm rewatching game of thrones w my gf rn (her first time) and im so so so so sad she has to watch those last two seasons

[dusk patrol]

I just remembered what they did to Jaime

[storm jungle]

if David and Dann wrote the Heresy:

"My liege we kinda forgot Horus' armada was over Terra."

[rocky gale]

I used that quote one time while coop playing BG3 with a friend and she almost left out of sheer rage.

[queen laurel]

Game of thrones

I know nothing about it but it's just that is apparently fall off so hard that it made the extinction of the dinosaurs by meteors look like a joke

[dusk patrol]

Also, Garro goes back to Mortarion and dies with him

[viral halo]

Greatest fall off of all time

[dusk patrol]

Because love or something

[queen laurel]

Yeah i heard it was a regarded show and even appreciated but like

[viral halo]

Character assassination wouldn't be enough to describe it

[queen laurel]

It started falling and falling

[viral halo]

they raped every character basically

[queen laurel]

Until it's already at the core of the earth

[viral halo]

and not in the usual GRRM way

[storm jungle]

Dont forget they die by falling bricks which could be avoided by just walking slightly to the left.

[dusk patrol]

At least the Hounds ending was good

[rocky gale]

Eh

[dusk patrol]

It was nice

[queen laurel]

Sheesh

[rocky gale]

Eh

[dusk patrol]

Good is strong maybe

[viral halo]

dany kind of forgor about the iron fleet

[dusk patrol]

But I liked it mostly

[viral halo]

Arya ending sucked

[dusk patrol]

It wasn’t as bad as everything else

[viral halo]

Jon's was like painful to watch

they cancelled his spinoff show like instantly

[spring cairn]

i never watched GoT but was that the standard in term of costume thru the entire show ?

[storm jungle]

No

[viral halo]

Costume design was great throughout imo

[spring cairn]

because that thing right here

[viral halo]

after s4 it got a bit worse

[dusk patrol]

Remember when the White Walkers are dealt with before the big finale?

[rocky gale]

You can tell they had no idea what they were doing in the final season when they basically just killed off any character who'd finished their current arc.

[spring cairn]

is an abomination

[storm jungle]

^

George basically gave them bulletpoints

and that was it

[queen laurel]

All i know is the night king resurrected a dragon and broke down a trump wall

[viral halo]

I'm getting mad before teaching my final class today

[arctic talon]

A song of ice and fire amiright

[viral halo]

these kids are gonna fucking hear it about GOT today

[dusk patrol]

Also Jon Snow fucking charging Ramseys army, being a dip shit, making all the dumb choices, and he still wins

[queen laurel]

You're supposed to teach them not torture them

[storm jungle]

I clapped when Sam wrote that title

[dusk patrol]

Cause the plot says so

[storm jungle]

I DUN WAN IT

[rocky gale]

GRRM has said that Weiss and Benioff were basically just completely ignoring him and his notes by season 4

[spring cairn]

Like that costume is somehow worse than Nilfguardian's armor in the witcher show

[viral halo]

I'm throwing two zyns in and ranting about game of thrones to a class of 16 year olds

[dusk patrol]

God forbid we have a moment where Jon is like

Learning

[storm jungle]

Yeah they basically ran out of material and just kinda bumrushed it

[rocky gale]

Like there would be changes he wouldn't even be consulted about and wouldn't know of until he saw it airing

[storm jungle]

LOL

Yeah no wonder

[queen laurel]

You're a cruel man

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/jonsnow-gif-9657129

Pictured

[viral halo]

I'm an academic weapon

[queen laurel]

The top gun of the class yes

[viral halo]

I like really wouldn't mind dying like this

[dusk patrol]

God it’s so stupid

Great scene

Action wise

10/10 execution

[rocky gale]

I hate the entirety of the Battle of the Bastards

[viral halo]

whole battle of the bastards had me like this

[dusk patrol]

11/10 if you execute the writers after

[queen laurel]

The fall of game of thrones was such an event that everyone still remember it to this day

[dusk patrol]

It’s so wild man

[rocky gale]

People say it's a spectacle, but nothing makes sense and it's just so stupid

[dusk patrol]

It was so fucking big

And then it just like

Disappeared

[dusk patrol]

No one talks about it besides saying it was shit

[queen laurel]

That's what she f****** said

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-general-grievous-collection-addition-to-collection-gif-15277541

[dusk patrol]

[rocky gale]

The one upside of GoT going bad is that it brought us Glidus

[viral halo]

How is that new star wars show

[rocky gale]

Good

[viral halo]

I've heard mixed things

[dusk patrol]

At least House of the Dragon is good so far

Although fuck me stop blue balling me

[rocky gale]

Acolyte isn't Andor tier, but it's still good

[dusk patrol]

If next episode they don’t actually go to war

[viral halo]

I like House of the dragon a lot I just need more violence

[dusk patrol]

Instead of everyone talking about how it’s imminent

Yes yes Rheanyrs and Alicent were besties

[viral halo]

I know why from a budget and writing perspective it's totally unrealistic but just give me one episode that's just a battle

[rocky gale]

It's like a 7/10 rather than the 9.5 that is Andor

[dusk patrol]

Show me Daemon being a psychopath please

[queen laurel]

Which star wars show was people mad about because it had like lesbian witches that use the force to get pregnant or something

[viral halo]

one change that I don't agree with from the source material but it do be working

[dusk patrol]

My hope is they’re saving budget for the later episodes

[queen laurel]

Or was it like a movie honestly i don't even know

[rocky gale]

The Acolyte

[queen laurel]

Yeah that's the one

[rocky gale]

But like it's not a big deal

[dusk patrol]

But regardless I enjoy it so far, Rheanyra visiting Alicent was stupid as fuck but

[viral halo]

I imagine they're saving it for when major characters are involved and not the 12 battles no main characters are in

[dusk patrol]

Oh well it was a mostly good scene at least

[viral halo]

I hope to see blackwoods vs baratheons tho

[queen laurel]

Yeah i was like people seem to over react too much

Like the force can eat planets and literally destroy worlds so why someone getting pregnant by it a very weird thing

[storm jungle]

the Battle of the Burning Mill was fucking hilarious

Brackens and Blackwoods got no chill

[dusk patrol]

The summary of the “why” was funny too

[storm jungle]

"MOVE YOUR FUCKING STONES"

[rocky gale]

The Burning Mill was perfect

[viral halo]

GRRM writes names for ppl and clans like eminem rhymes in his raps

[dusk patrol]

“Well they jsut kinda hate eachother, no one knows why”

[storm jungle]

Its one of the few cases where not showing the battle makes it even better + saves on budget.

[rocky gale]

Another example of Bracken superiority

[dusk patrol]

Yeah that whole thing was great

[viral halo]

Audbily just said 100 to my PC

[rocky gale]

The reason they hate eachother is even funnier tbh

[dusk patrol]

And it illustrates too how a lot of these factions don’t give a fuck about the throne

[storm jungle]

^

[dusk patrol]

They’re looking to settle scores

[storm jungle]

its a great showcase of how awful feudalism is in general

[dusk patrol]

And it’s a good excuse

[viral halo]

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy yk

[storm jungle]

worst part is people went to wars over even more stupid reasons than this IRL lol

[viral halo]

Feudalism is a hilarious government system, BRING IT BACK

[storm jungle]

NOOOO

[viral halo]

look up the war of the bucket lol

[storm jungle]

yep

fucking love that

lmao

[viral halo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Bucket

[dusk patrol]

Also Aemonds body is the weirdest thing ever and I don’t know how to feel about it

[rocky gale]

The Brackens hate the Blackwoods because they used to be Kings until they were betrayed by their vassals the Blackwoods and the Blackwoods hate the Brackens because they used to be Kings before the were betrayed by their vassals the Brackens.

[storm jungle]

dont forget naming two hills after tits

[queen laurel]

It can't be that bad oh it is that bad

[dusk patrol]

He’s like skinny and lanky but jacked as fuck

[viral halo]

Did you see the prosthetic cock getting blown in the background llol

[queen laurel]

I want to go there for research where is it

[viral halo]

during that scene

[storm jungle]

BACKGROUND?

[viral halo]

I was like damn HBO

[storm jungle]

WE LITERALLY SEE IT ON THE FOREGROUND

[dusk patrol]

“Background”

Takes up half the screen

[viral halo]

Sorry the cock on the periphery of the shot

The WEINER

[storm jungle]

you can tell they put that shit in there to make people who complain about the lack of nudity stfu

[viral halo]

Yea give me MORE COCK

[storm jungle]

BALLS

[queen laurel]

For any warden who is watching this conversation that is not Dilara

[viral halo]

Watching game of thrones it's jarring how much tits and ass there is

[queen laurel]

I am so f****** sorry

[storm jungle]

its a selling point

alas lmao

[dusk patrol]

Poor Aemonds actor had to walk past that thing all day on set

[viral halo]

I mean shit when I was a teenager in 2014 it had me LOCKED IN

I'd give anything to read those books again for the first time without the knowledge of GRRM never finishing it

the blissful ignorance of youth

now I'm ALMOST THIRTY

[dusk patrol]

me frantically googling the age of young Rheanyras actor whose playing a 16 year old to make sure I’m not a pdf file

[viral halo]

and they're not done

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-d-crouch-grab-get-serious-dr-disrespect-2time-back-to-back-gif-16886108

[dusk patrol]

Meanwhile Cristin Cole never ages

[rocky gale]

The immortal Cole

[viral halo]

Ser Dumbass

[storm jungle]

Hes getting rejuvenant treatments

[queen laurel]

The Doctor and the Drake

[viral halo]

Dr Disrespect going from doc to pdf was an unexpected turn

[dusk patrol]

Daemon and Cristins actor never changes but the two primary women leads do, what did HBO mean by this?

[viral halo]

Someone has been hit the wall posting on 4chan over at hbo

[queen laurel]

Me watching people become rich and suddenly developing a weird attraction to young people

[rocky gale]

It's kinda funny, the actress who plays Allicent is saying in interviews "I'm too young to be playing this character, they should have hired a third actress who was older to be playing her at this point" meanwhile Cole is still just there.

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-wide-shut-stanley-kubrick-movies-tom-cruise-kubrick-gif-27061483

[storm jungle]

Hes too sexy

hes for lonely housewives like me watching the show

the issue is i like Aemond more

[rocky gale]

Aemond is superior

[viral halo]

If I was homosexual I would allow Dr Who to ravage me

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-dotman3-gif-18657921

[rocky gale]

It doesn't matter what I am, I'd hold Aemond softly like a mother figure.

[dusk patrol]

They got a little bit of everything, classic handsome Cole, incest handsome Daemon, Elvish Incest handsome Aemond

[viral halo]

Something that annoyed me about the show is how punchable Rhaenyras kids are

Aemon is just a hapsburg

Aemond

[dusk patrol]

Well I got good news for you

[rocky gale]

I have an intense hatred for the Strong boys

[queen laurel]

What makes them more punchable than usual

[rocky gale]

I do not like them

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/house-of-the-dragon-hot-d-gif-26980149

[green loom]

https://tenor.com/view/varic-dwarf-dragon-age-gif-5234589

[viral halo]

The younger one that Vhagar vored just looked like he needed to get slammed in the face

I can't describe it some people just have faces you want to pummel

[queen laurel]

Vhager what

Okay what the f*** is the game of thrones universe anyway

[dusk patrol]

The big dragon

[queen laurel]

Is it like low fantasy

[green loom]

The big dragon, Vhagar, ate the little dragon

[storm jungle]

"Low key"

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/house-of-the-dragon-hot-d-gif-26980149

[viral halo]

Yes and then no

[rocky gale]

Luce and Jace were both just so smug and unlikable

[storm jungle]

still one of the best fucking scenes on the show, Aemond stalking him earlier through the clouds made it even better

[viral halo]

GoT goes from being war of the roses with brutal muddy hand to hand combat to shadow wizard money gang

randomly

[green loom]

It's rug pull high fantasy
"Oh haha look at this fictional kingdom with neat folklore"
"Anyway here are the immortal dead and cthulhu"

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah this universe has wyverns as the dragons

[storm jungle]

not quite

Dragons came from wyverns from Valyrian blood genetic experiments

[dusk patrol]

We don’t talk about Drogons size and how that makes any sense with the timeline

[viral halo]

My dragon would have an M2 .50cal strapped to it I can tell you that much

[dusk patrol]

Maybe he was just a big boy I guess?

[queen laurel]

So there are true dragons?

Like the ones that walks on four legs and has wings?

[plush mason]

so this world called Lucian's Breath, is it from the ttrpg because afaik its a big deal for the rogue traders due to the rare fuel found on it

[rocky gale]

I don't get the whole "Oh they're such kind and respectful boys" when like we see them both bully Aemond and then later see Jace bully Luce.

They're little shits

[dusk patrol]

They’re also kids

[storm jungle]

^

Kids are cruel.

[viral halo]

Punchable kids

[dusk patrol]

People change, it’s a bit much to hold a grudge and fucking murder someone

[storm jungle]

Also he got a cool eye gem out of it

stop bitching Aemond

[dusk patrol]

It really ties his look together

[viral halo]

Letting Laenor flee with his loverboy was a good change from the og material btw

[storm jungle]

no

[plush mason]

what are yall talking about?

[storm jungle]

I MEAN

UH

[viral halo]

UH

[storm jungle]

[viral halo]

DILARA

[dusk patrol]

No go on

[rocky gale]

Wow

[storm jungle]

I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

[rocky gale]

Dilara going mask off

[plush mason]

lmao

[dusk patrol]

Mods the second gay pride month ends

[storm jungle]

IM NOT A BLACK TEMPLAR FAN I SWEAR

[viral halo]

Dilara less than 48 hours after pride month ended be like

[queen laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/sundowner-gif-25445857

[storm jungle]

Anyway jokes aside

GoT just killing queer characters is so frequent

i hate it lmao

im glad it didnt happen for once

[queen laurel]

What does it mean by this

Why kill the gay people

[storm jungle]

ask George

[plush mason]

better not tbch

[viral halo]

In Dune books a lot of the bad guys are homosexual and also usually pedofiles bc frank herbert hated his gay son

[plush mason]

might not like the answer

[storm jungle]

Yeah Herbert was a straight up homophobe

Martin im pretty sure does it more to show the grimdarkness but its very overdone

[viral halo]

that's an adapted quote from brian herbert too I ain't bullshitting

[dusk patrol]

He did what to his phone?

[queen laurel]

How the hell does the the other wardens not wonder about our conversations here

[storm jungle]

uhh

[arctic talon]

Book baron harkonen

[storm jungle]

they barely visit

[viral halo]

this is Dilaras turf mf

https://tenor.com/view/stay-out-gif-7806391

[storm jungle]

Yeah Herbert literally says he made the Baron gay to make him more "evil"

[viral halo]

I tell people to join this discord just for this channel lol

[queen laurel]

Yes the Dilarian ripper gang territory

[arctic talon]

This is the forge of souls and Dilara is Vashtorr

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/meet-the-parents-ben-stiller-step-off-bitch-standing-ground-gif-5098833

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

https://tenor.com/view/cat-san-andreas-gta-san-andreas-gta-sa-gta-gif-24119203

[queen laurel]

Okay so hold on let me put up a member list

[storm jungle]

^ this is lore chat half the time

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-gta-sa-grand-theft-auto-grand-theft-auto-san-andreas-gta-one-liners-gif-17459079

[viral halo]

Lore chat is where the sentient full souled human beings interact

[dusk patrol]

Lore chat when someone comes in and asks the same goddamn questions

[viral halo]

people that actually talk about darktide in other channels are NPCs

[dusk patrol]

Over and over

[plush mason]

my first thought was of the ripper swarms lol

[viral halo]

This channel gets me through my work day

[storm jungle]

Same

[dusk patrol]

It’s gonna be rough when I get a real job

[storm jungle]

its not fun

trust us

[queen laurel]

Like i said

This chat is like a campfire where an ork ( me ) talks to johnny bravo ( siggy ) about how aircraft ramming Niko avocado produces enough energy to power manhattan

This place is just this wild

[dusk patrol]

What the sigma

What does this have to do with Schibidi toilet lore though?

[viral halo]

I dislike that the best eight hours of my day are spent not consuming media

I want to get home and get banned off sports games for saying mean things

[rocky gale]

Can't say mean things anymore, you can get banned from Overwatch for saying EZ when a game ends

So I'll just swear to myself and then type "GG <3"

[queen laurel]

Sheesh that new system is something huh

[rocky gale]

Yea it's because people will report you and if you get enough reports they'll just ban you no matter what

So if you're saying EZ every game you win you're gonna get a lot of reports

[storm jungle]

The only way to win, is to not play

[rocky gale]

I dunno, I win a lot

[queen laurel]

Time to use my final weapon

Pass me the racial slur box

[queen laurel]

It's been truly a while since i've played on player versus player game

A lot of the games i play now are pretty single player oriented and the multiplayer games i do play are pve

Gotta wait for a game i supposed

[viral halo]

If I get banned for saying mean things I make a new account and try again

That 1 dollar game pass deal is basically an infinite ban evasion glitch

[spring cairn]

meanwhile whenever I hop on TF2 and terrorize a pub I get called the N word and nothing happens

[queen laurel]

I mean to be fair valve honestly at this point just doesn't care what the people will do in the game

[spring cairn]

at least they manually banned 98% of known cheaters and bot hosters

like 3 days ago

[green loom]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkey-looking-at-friend-turkey-looking-at-oven-gif-7839521338030702394

[storm jungle]

AAAA-

[green loom]

I was looking for the Armenian dude who makes the Turkey flag things but this'll do

example made

[crystal forum]

i hate working

i want to be a leech on society

i have the solution: i should do videos complaining about woke culture

[dusk patrol]

Don’t worry you can do both

[crystal forum]

i should steal catalytic converters

[storm jungle]

Be like a parody of those kinds of people, i dont think we have that in 40k and could desperately use one lol

people would love that

[crystal forum]

i desperately want to make videos but im lazy

[storm jungle]

be our 40k Alex Jones

[viral halo]

Majorkill sells 40k porn calendars

that is all

[crystal forum]

im currently trying to learn to animate to make a video

i put too much effort into this stuff

at least im getting better at 3d design which none of you appreciate

[storm jungle]

Naturally

[crystal forum]

one day you'll want something very specific designed

and i'll probably do it for free because i have no integrity

[viral halo]

Sat here shocked seeing an emoji I thought came from my personal discord and started sweating

[crystal forum]

i actually need ideas for what to practise on after the ray gun

[viral halo]

Horse cock

[crystal forum]

is there any obscure 40k handgun that would be cool printed

[crystal forum]

you're wild today

[viral halo]

I'm really exhausted

[crystal forum]

@arctic talon give me a mechanicus handgun that you enjoy

preferably niche

so nobody has done it before

please dudes i'll literally do anything

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/backhand-hoodwinked-hoodwinked2-hd-meme-gif-24300706

[celest dome]

Just elite or anybody can help ?

[plush mason]

so the xenos beastiarium of the death watch, do we know where it is located or can it move?

[celest dome]

Watch Fortress Erioch

[storm jungle]

^

Its that fortress' "gimmick" basically

[celest dome]

So Space station

I thnk

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Watch_Fortress_Erioch

[arctic talon]

Gamma pistol

[crystal forum]

just a handgun you like that is niche

[crystal forum]

this?

[celest dome]

Photon Gauntlet or Voltaic Blaster
For niche as possible but cool
But otherwise Flechette Blaster

[crystal forum]

preferably stuff that has images

so i can actually model it

[celest dome]

Voltaic Blaster and the Flechette Blaster have models and arts

[arctic talon]

Ye

It’s one of my favorite admech pistols

[crystal forum]

alright gamma pistol it is then after im done with ray gun

[arctic talon]

Cod ray gun?

[crystal forum]

yeah

i literally posted it yesterday in front of you

[storm jungle]

I stole it sorry

[crystal forum]

still a lot left to do but the bones are there

[celest dome]

Neat

[crystal forum]

i'm going to make it fully functional

[rose thorn]

‘Yeha im stuck on my stormcast color scheme’

‘Make it bronze black iron and another color’

‘That is ‘

‘So the more of a veteran you are the more oxidized your armor is’

Mofo gave me the best color scheme ever

[storm jungle]

Lmfao

always comes from the strangest places sometimes

[rose thorn]

They don’t even like warhammer

[dusk patrol]

It’s worth noting too, it’s just one example we know of

There’s a lot of watch fortresses, some huge with thousands of marines, some are super small with only a few dozen if that

Some exist to study a specific local xenos phenomena or whatever, or react to a specific threat, others are more general for all threats in a sector or whatever

[spring cairn]

the lightouse but it's just 2 marines stuck on the segmentum's smallest watchfortress

[dusk patrol]

Yer fond of me Groxsteak arent ye?

[plush mason]

the small ones are called watch stations if the lexicanium is correct

[dusk patrol]

Typically yeah

What constitutes the difference isn’t clear

[plush mason]

seems to just be the size

[dusk patrol]

Where the line is that is

[plush mason]

ah

[dusk patrol]

But generally watch fortresses tend to have a chapter or more worth of marines assigned to it, it feels like at least

[plush mason]

the lexicanium says the stations arent as self sufficient as the fortresses, so i guess thats the line

[dusk patrol]

Fortresses tend to have pretty elaborate setups within. One example is they have training grounds with massive habitats for different xenos which they can study and train against.

[plush mason]

yeah

[dusk patrol]

Some are more traditional star forts like we see a lot others are massive super structures

One example being a huge ring around a world

[plush mason]

i assume the fact the watch fortresses have navigators means they can move

[dusk patrol]

Some can I know there’s several that don’t seem to

But the star fort ones mostly can it seems.

[plush mason]

just the idea of a whole ass space station being able to warp into a battle is wild to me

[dusk patrol]

Deathwatch does not often deploy in mass but when they do

[plush mason]

like the phalanx must be fucking horrifying to see just sudden warp in

just suddenly there is a small moon with more guns than half your fleet right there

[dusk patrol]

https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/031/961/286/large/jaime-martinez-deathwatch-cover.jpg?1605089276

[green loom]

Jaime Martinez my beloved

[plush mason]

wtf are those fighters in the 2nd one?

[green loom]

Corvus Blackstars

[plush mason]

it looks like a combat version of the argus lighter

[dusk patrol]

Stealth fighters

They can cloak and fly under most sensors

[crystal forum]

space marine shit

[plush mason]

i did not know the imperium had stealth fighters

[plush mason]

but it makes sense given the other stealth stuff they have

[dusk patrol]

Deathwatch gets all the fun toys

[plush mason]

perks of working for the inquisition

[crystal forum]

57£ for a miniature mini

[dusk patrol]

They’re mostly only used for stealth missions though

[crystal forum]

could almost call it a microture

[storm jungle]

One of the best aircrafts in 40k

brutalist but tactical just the right amount

[plush mason]

the fact its basically just a stealth Valkyrie is funny to me

[storm jungle]

and isnt some overdesigned primaris GARBAGE

[crystal forum]

says the one who has NO CHAPTERS

[plush mason]

the space marines are just in shipping containers lmao

[dusk patrol]

You can see how it works in the uh

New trailer for SM2

They’re more spacious than you’d think

[storm jungle]

yeah look at the artwork

[plush mason]

still looks like a shipping container

[storm jungle]

💀

[dusk patrol]

It goes inside too

But yeah it kinda does

[crystal forum]

most imperial planes do

[plush mason]

yeah

[dusk patrol]

Box design philosophy

Everything becomes box

[crystal forum]

the angles make it go faster

[plush mason]

the Valkyrie is just a flying brick

[dusk patrol]

It’s science

They also are flown by ace pilots from the aeronautica basically given the offer to be able to fly with the best gear forever. They hardwire them in and make them able to withstand a lot more Gs and all that.

That or they’re flown by a marine, either or. Depends on the mission and preference.

[crystal forum]

still better working conditions than commercial pilots

[dusk patrol]

In one of the books with one a marine observes that the pilot does seem to relish it, even though the marine doesn’t get it.

[crystal forum]

space marine not understanding fun

[dusk patrol]

More the deserve to literally merge yourself with the machine and be stuck there

He wasn’t an Iron Hand to say the least

[crystal forum]

iron hand would be jealous

[dusk patrol]

Meanwhile we cut to an Iron Hands book where a marine has a borderline romantic relationship with his Xiphon Intercepter.

Although tbh

If we could hardwire ourselves into planes and tanks

1000% crews would be acting the same

They already anthropomorphize them

And you’re not literally plugging your brain into it yet even.

[crystal forum]

i bet it feels like actually flying

sounds nice

[dusk patrol]

The fact that authors always write princeps as basically being addicted to being the titan is something I always like

Cause no way that wouldn’t be insanely addicting

[crystal forum]

yes this i remember as well

[dusk patrol]

Literally being a god on the battlefield

[crystal forum]

apparently the feeling of having so much power at your command is pretty strong

[storm jungle]

https://i.gifer.com/DV9j.gif

[crystal forum]

it's like being given cheats in battlefield or something

just an absolute disproportionate amount of power

[storm jungle]

thats basically what Perturabo does with the Logos

so not too far off

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-cyberpunk2077-no-way-shocked-cyberpunk-gif-27166104

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

I’m suprised the mechanicus doesn’t hardwire the pilots of archeoraptors

like they get stuff plugged into them but they can tear it off

[storm jungle]

The writers prob forgot

[arctic talon]

Maybe

But the pteraxii still have their jump packs as pilots lol

So it might be intentional they can bail

[dusk patrol]

So they can make sure to kill themselves personally for losing their jump pack

[storm jungle]

YOU SHOULD ACID-VAT YOURSELF

NOW.

[crystal forum]

guardsman being shot by a commissar for dropping his lasgun because whoever wrote this lore rule got kicked out of boot camp for being a lazy shit

[rocky gale]

Is that a Rick and Morty reference?

[dusk patrol]

If it is I hope I get to pop out of the fake acid after Dilara monologues for a few hours and blasts her.

[storm jungle]

BRUH

also who do you take me for?

A generic Word Bearer Chaos Lord who solely exists to monologue and die in a loyalist book?

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/snape-obviously-harry-potter-gif-10938318

[storm jungle]

[young pecan]

On TWH3 rn as Twilight Sisters

How tf did a 20 stack of dwarves just walk past orion right up to the Oak of Ages to attack me

his ass is NOT protecting the forest

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/dwarf-dig-diggy-diggy-diggy-hole-gif-24120660

[rocky gale]

How was he supposed to know that the large army of grumbling short men carrying axes while marching through the forest meant any harm to the Oak of Ages.

[young pecan]

With flamethrowers I might add

[rocky gale]

Surely those are only for making small campfires

[young pecan]

brayherders declare war while they're next to an unprotected settlement
attack settlement
0 garrison unit loss and they lose the whole army
???

[crystal forum]

is anything happening on venus in 40k

[rocky gale]

It's an Industrial world apparently

"During the Great Crusade, Venus was dominated by War Witches who fielded armies of Litho-Gholem."

Huh

I wish I was dominated by War Wi...

[crystal forum]

why is it never mentioned

[rocky gale]

Musn't be seen as important

[crystal forum]

wait the great crusades?

so basically it's the first planet that humanity conquered other than mars

[rocky gale]

It was conquered by the Iron Warriors apparently

But like there's no information about the War Witches or the Litho-Gholem, so they're just words meant to look fancy in the books

[crystal forum]

this very early great crusade shit always fascinated me but of course we'll never know more about it

space marines fighting in mk2 armour without any primarchs around

most people being terran or mechanicus

and it's weird how much we know about it given that no stories take place there

like i remember the imperial salute not even being the aquila yet

it was fist over heart or something

[tough haven]

Primarchs are fucking boring anyways

[crystal forum]

exactly

fuck em

[outer wave]

Okay in your mind: what would make space marines and/or primarchs cool as hell?

[crystal forum]

replace bolters with autocannons

[outer wave]

Okay okay

[tough haven]

They need to be more than "what if the quirks of the legion were personified"

its just pointless

[outer wave]

I agree

I find the whole "Legion reflects the personality of their primarch" really strange

Like some of that is okay, especially for legions that are really close to or are wanting to get close to their primarch

But alot of it feels weird overall

[crystal forum]

i think all primarchs should have sex

and chill the fuck out

maybe smoke a bowl

[arctic talon]

Space marines are cool

Primarchs I’m eh on

I like some of them

[crystal forum]

did somebody decide 20 was the magic number and then they worked with that

always felt like some primarchs should not exist

[arctic talon]

The missing primarchs are just a Roman legion reference

Tbf

[outer wave]

Im mostly cool with Perty Turbo and Angron

[crystal forum]

turbo???

[outer wave]

The rest I sort of dont know/dont care/pretty boy kinda cute

[crystal forum]

i want a primarch called turbo

[outer wave]

Perturabo is kinda technically

[crystal forum]

my name is turbo buttmuncher

[outer wave]

Yeah I can tell

[crystal forum]

the forgotten primarch

[outer wave]

The other is Beeg Cumma

[crystal forum]

it kinda pisses me off to read wiki entries with vague lore that's only referenced in codexes

like i'm trying to read about shadowkeepers

these guardians of the secrets of humanity

[arctic talon]

tbf not everything gets a ton of elabration

even if its very interesting

[crystal forum]

THEN WHY MENTION IT

[arctic talon]

Because its fluff

you can write about it yourself

like

[crystal forum]

no fuck you, GW writer

specifically

dont tease my balls with the idea of a blow

if you dont want to give anything then SHUT UP

[arctic talon]

No

fuck you

I like having the codex blurbs

they help flesh out the setting

[crystal forum]

they dont flesh out shit sometimes

[arctic talon]

not everything needs a fucking essays worth of lore

[crystal forum]

they just make you wonder more questions

[outer wave]

Thats kinda cool though, no?

[crystal forum]

like shadowkeepers being sent to cadia for uuuh secret?

[outer wave]

It makes things enigmatic and mysterious

Something I find 40k sort of lacks at times

[arctic talon]

and it also lets people write their own stuff around it as well

tbh

[crystal forum]

nah listen im all for mystery and that stuff

[arctic talon]

I don't need everything to be super indepth and fleshed out

[crystal forum]

but it has to have an end goal

mystery for the sake of mystery is quite frankly not cool

[arctic talon]

The end goal is to let people do homebrew stuff

with stuff like that

[crystal forum]

it feels lazy

ever watched lost?

the tv show

that shit is lazy

mystery all the time

no answers

you know what's a good example of mystery

[arctic talon]

I mean we do get answers though

[crystal forum]

we literally dont

for most of it

[arctic talon]

To some stuff yeah

but idfk not everything needs heavy elabration

the shadowkeepers have lore

its just more vague then the other groups

[crystal forum]

the way they're written is like

implies that the age of strife was a god damn roadside picnic event

do i have to explain what that is

i really want to

[arctic talon]

I know what roadside picnic is

assuming you're talking about the soviet russian book

[crystal forum]

have you read it

[arctic talon]

yes

[crystal forum]

and yes

okay well that's what i mean

it implies that the age of strife was shit we cant even imagine

which i dont understand personally

anyways i want to see more men of iron

[arctic talon]

sentenced to only Ur-025

[crystal forum]

i just need to understand them correctly

which lore channels never fucking do properly

[arctic talon]

We don't have much ngl

[crystal forum]

so these guys were created in the 3rd edition rulebook right

[arctic talon]

2nd 🤓

but yes

[crystal forum]

i mean history wise with lore

because this does matter

[arctic talon]

They're pretty much created with modern 40k lore as we know it

[crystal forum]

along with men of gold and men of stone right

same book

[arctic talon]

Men of gold and stone get mentioned but have almost nothing on them

but yes

[crystal forum]

so men of iron are the only ones of these men that got further shit added onto them later

[arctic talon]

They were the only men that got lore in the first place + got shit added on

[crystal forum]

god damn it why dont they ever give info like they used to

[arctic talon]

wdym lol

GW has always given lore like this via Core Rule Books and Codexes

[crystal forum]

every time i look at "big" lore it's from like 20 years ago

[arctic talon]

I mean

yeah

almost all the foundational setting stuff

was established years ago

The newest stuff is the Era Indomitus stuff

[crystal forum]

must have been nice to be around

[arctic talon]

or new stuff to add ontop of old stuff

[arctic talon]

I'm not that old

[crystal forum]

im just saying

[arctic talon]

maybe?

idk

All of 40k's foundational stuff was set up in like 1994

in 2nd edition and 3rd edition just calcified it instead of retconning everything

[crystal forum]

so does the idea of abominable intelligence predate men of iron

[arctic talon]

Yes

Because abominable intelligence was a thing in 1e

but the Men of Iron were not

but 1e isn't even the same setting

[crystal forum]

so men of iron dont represent AI as a whole in 40k

[arctic talon]

Yep

They're not the only source of AI

[crystal forum]

right

[arctic talon]

Tau have AI, Necrons have AI, The Leagues of Votann have a lot of human AI

[crystal forum]

i like how false necrons are listed as AI in the lexicanum

[arctic talon]

The Men of Iron specifically refers to the AI/robots of humanity that turned on like

Humanity

[crystal forum]

are ironkin AI?

[arctic talon]

though we do know there were AI who remained allied with humanity

[arctic talon]

Yes

[crystal forum]

we dont know is the proper answer

[arctic talon]

Ironkin are 100% AI

[crystal forum]

how do you know they dont have machine spirit

[arctic talon]

They are described as AI

[arctic talon]

I mean they might

but machine sprits are generally only an Imperial/Chaos thing

[crystal forum]

alright

[arctic talon]

As far as Ironkin appear they're AI

they got a Cerebral Unit or whatever

thats in charge of everything

[crystal forum]

this book cover goes SO hard

MARS MUST BE PURGED

fuck yeah brother

[arctic talon]

Ah I love the war for mars

what a shit fucking planet to fight on lol

[plush mason]

arent there giant murder ants on mars?

[arctic talon]

there's a lot of giant murder things on Mars

but yes there were giant murder ants on it

at some point

[arctic talon]

dataslate of grudges material

[sacred ginkgo]

If it exists it’s probably been on mars

[crystal forum]

i need to read these books

mars is such a fucked planet

[arctic talon]

I love the catacombs™️

[crystal forum]

i especially love that the mechanicus never bothered to move their capital

[sacred ginkgo]

Mechanicus 2 being exploring the catacombs would be funny

[arctic talon]

Its our shithole

-the mechanicus

[crystal forum]

anything involving the catacombs would be great

a roguelike where you have to enter the catacombs and face off evil machinery and make it out alive

[sacred ginkgo]

“Listen decorated archmagos or whatever I know we live here and I know you’re really good at necrons but we have zero fucking idea what’s in our own planet and we need you to go find out”

[arctic talon]

mechanicus 3 plot

colorized

[crystal forum]

i bet people sent to the catacombs are whoever the leadership finds too problematic or old

[arctic talon]

generally leadership doesn't directly send people into it lmao

[crystal forum]

basically telling them to go die

[arctic talon]

people just want to go themselves

[crystal forum]

you know shit's fucked when a named character like land never returns

even the eye of terror isnt that level

oh shit

we should do a list of deadliest places in 40k

[arctic talon]

Land returned once, decided that almost dying wasn't enough

and then went back in with another army

like ?????

[crystal forum]

did he bring anything back

[arctic talon]

Yes

first time back he brought a ton of archeotech and STC fragments back

now granted 90% of his forces had died

and another 5% were insane

[crystal forum]

im pretty sure the catacombs contain the means to make primarchs at this point

[arctic talon]

it is the mcguffin hole

smh

[crystal forum]

i want to know

so badly

just a tiny fragment of the kind of mechanical horror that exists there

[sacred ginkgo]

Just mechanical?

There’s so much more to be found

[arctic talon]

we know of Cannibal servitors, Daemonic scrap code manifested, and daemon engines at least

[crystal forum]

i dont care about the biological monsters

[arctic talon]

Oh also like

The Kaban Machine is probably down there lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Finding the storage vaults of crusade era servitor war machines

[crystal forum]

ah damn just demon stuff?

that's boring

[arctic talon]

Well not just daemon stuff, those are the tame things

near the surface

Daemons are the least of your worries

[crystal forum]

im reading 40k reddit stuff

people love talking about vague shit like they have solid proof

[arctic talon]

reddit

well thats the issue

[crystal forum]

idk what to do now

i want to start working on the gamma pistol

but i also want to read 40k

ok fine wolf im doing your pistol sheeesh

[arctic talon]

read if you want to read

smh

[crystal forum]

question

is this a gamma pistol thingy

and this

[arctic talon]

Thats a radium pistol, it fires solid radioactive projectiles, a gamma pistol is like the demon core as a pistol

[tough haven]

Ok what the fuck is the demon core from originally

[arctic talon]

This is a macrostubber, its a really fast firing stubber that can shred through carapace armor and can damage power armor

[arctic talon]

its a leftover atomic bomb core lol

[tough haven]

ok so the demon core name was just ascribed to it by the internet?

[arctic talon]

from the manhatten project

[arctic talon]

That was its nickname after it killed 2 people and gave others radiation sickness

and then it killed a few more

[thorn zenith]

It sounds badass as hell

[arctic talon]

its original nickname was Rufus

lol

but after the second accident all tests with it were banned

[crystal forum]

@arctic talon your cylinder is done, sir

[arctic talon]

very cool

[crystal forum]

it got named the demon core because it killed two dumbasses

[arctic talon]

are you getting good practice out of it?

[crystal forum]

those notches were harder to do than i expected so yeah

do you have a 3d printer btw

[arctic talon]

I don't

I have a friend who does

[crystal forum]

hell yeah

so i could force you to print my creation

[arctic talon]

I could ask my friend to

[crystal forum]

i'll make it reloadable

detachable cylinder

[arctic talon]

Idk if he'll say yes though

is the thing

since he prints a lot of stuff

[crystal forum]

is he a 40k fan

[arctic talon]

No

[crystal forum]

shit

in any case i'll optimize it for filament printing so i got a bit more modifying to do

i assume your friend has a 0.4mm nozzle

[rose thorn]

This homophobic warhammer meme Twitter account is now just posting fetish porn memes.

[crystal forum]

i wanna see

DM it

[rose thorn]

It’s not like nsfw it’s just text

It’s just cringe

[crystal forum]

I WANT TO SEE

[rose thorn]

What does literally any of this mean

[crystal forum]

ah stonetoss

[rose thorn]

Extra points for the over watch pfp. Verified comment

[outer wave]

Ahh yeah I saw this meme somewhere

[crystal forum]

im trying to understand the meme as well

[outer wave]

I dont get it either

[crystal forum]

oh wait

[lone quest]

What in gods names is this

[crystal forum]

so the vanilla guy wants a wife

and he wants to impregnate

[rose thorn]

A warhammer 40k meme account

[outer wave]

Other guy wants evil monster woman

[crystal forum]

and then he's surprised when monster girl lovers are on his side

[lone quest]

But HE is a guy guy’s can’t

[crystal forum]

because monster girls want a husbando

[lone quest]

That’s a warhammer meme?!?

[crystal forum]

BUT on the other side is infidelity

[outer wave]

No it isnt

[crystal forum]

and he is fighting against infidelity

[outer wave]

Its just a meme channel going weird

[rose thorn]

he is transphobic, and has been fetishy memes like this recently

He isn’t even doing the ork rp anymore

[crystal forum]

so the joke is

the joke is

[lone quest]

Why can’t people just be nice and not be creepy

[crystal forum]

what is the joke

[lone quest]

There’s no joke it’s just inappropriate content

[crystal forum]

i think the joke is these people are fighting an urge to fap to certain things

[rose thorn]

Something something wokehammer

[crystal forum]

i used to be like that before i found out i was gay

turns out fighting your attraction to men does not work

[dusk patrol]

Why are we talking about it

[rose thorn]

I was straight and cis, then I got my first gf. Then he became my bf and then here I am

[rose thorn]

Twitter warhammer meme account posting fetish memes

A transphobic warhammer meme account

[crystal forum]

dont mention custodes around these people

[outer wave]

Literally switched places

[rose thorn]

The account explodes when that happened

[rose thorn]

JAGDUAHUSSH

[outer wave]

WHAT IM RIGHT

[crystal forum]

literally

[lone quest]

Switched teams

[rose thorn]

Let me pull that account up real quick

[lone quest]

Oh jeez

[rose thorn]

Let’s see what they posted recently

[crystal forum]

perusing the trash bin

[rose thorn]

Oh extremely racist

Stuff

And delicious dungeon stuff?

Oh he’s Russian.

[lone quest]

Dungeon meshi?

[rose thorn]

That explains a lot

[crystal forum]

checks out

[rose thorn]

Is that what’s it called?

[lone quest]

Translation

[rose thorn]

O

One of my gfs really likes it

[lone quest]

The thing in Japan is called that

[crystal forum]

"delicious in dungeon"
why is this garbled sentence official

[outer wave]

Because its delicious in dungeon

Its good fuckin' food

[crystal forum]

it's not a fucking sentence

[outer wave]

"Bro its so delicious in Dungeon."

I just made one

[rose thorn]

I don’t get how he can be racist and transphobic and post pages from the manga lmao

[lone quest]

Fun fact 3 characters in dungeon meshi are autistic

[outer wave]

Thats Laios, black guy I forgot the name of, and who else?

[crystal forum]

wtf is your pfp

is that a chaos marine humping a bolter

[lone quest]

His sister

[outer wave]

Gotcha

Laios and his family of autists

[lone quest]

Wtf no he’s just holding it aside wtf

[rose thorn]

Also panic asylum need

Memes*

Or

What ever it’s called

[crystal forum]

he looks like he's angrily humping a bolter

[rose thorn]

Disco asylum

[outer wave]

Disco Elysium

[crystal forum]

disco Elysium

fuck

[rose thorn]

Fuck

[outer wave]

Good game, dont recommend buying it

[crystal forum]

it's fun to watch clips of

[lone quest]

Now it’s a kitbash cultist

[rose thorn]

Ignoring the actual racist content he posted

[crystal forum]

does he think orks are violently racist

[outer wave]

Where's my fork eared folks, huh?

[lone quest]

I mean it’s not a real one

[rose thorn]

This was 2 hours after posting a hyper racist meme about Indians

Like

Extremely extremely racist

So bad I’m not showing

[lone quest]

Oh now that’s bad

[outer wave]

Is it like

Okay maybe I shouldnt say anything

[crystal forum]

how is twitter still alive

with this shit

[lone quest]

Elon musk I think

[rose thorn]

Pretty sure Elon is paying out of pocket

To keep it up

[lone quest]

He is out of pocket

[rose thorn]

They lost most of their advertising money

[crystal forum]

i literally just got an ad for an IQ test with elon musk's face on it

[rose thorn]

I can dm the meme but it’s not great and it’s barely legible