40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

Cherno is just normal mid-european apartments

its not like a Hive

[vapid stone]

completely unihabitable

[storm jungle]

I mean yes

[vapid stone]

true

[storm jungle]

radiation does that

[vapid stone]

i'd like to play a game where you can go down into the sump

[plush mason]

we really need to copy the city layout already. it was beyond effective

[vapid stone]

you don't fight the regular enemies

you fight the creatures that can survive down there

[timid lodge]

I wanna run around int the towers

[vapid stone]

you can sort of

at the start of one of the mission in throneside you start in a tower

[storm jungle]

you cant do that after 9/11

oh whoops

[vapid stone]

you run up the stairs

[timid lodge]

I meant the towers we see in Orbit or something close to the At

[vapid stone]

you mean the space elevators?

[timid lodge]

Heys kids you want to get TRAUMATIZED EVERY 9/11??

[timid lodge]

Those are elevators?

[vapid stone]

yeah

[vapid stone]

hive cities are usally built around a space elevator

[plush mason]

yeah the classic sci fi space elevators

[vapid stone]

rip new mombasa

[timid lodge]

Huh I thought those were High Lord keeps or something of that sort

[vapid stone]

oh yeah they are there at the top of the hive

but the big spire going all the way into orbit is a space elevator

not all hive cities have them though

here's hive primus from necromunda

[plush mason]

iirc most hives are built around a single central shaft that serves as the main heat sink for the city

[vapid stone]

I'm pretty sure the top is still under imperial control in tertium

since we hear the lords and ladies speaking on the vox sometimes

[plush mason]

it is afawk

throneside is near the spire but not in it

[vapid stone]

I think throneside is in the spire

[green loom]

Yeah it's in the main body of the hive but the upper portions are untouched still

[arctic talon]

It’s not

[timid lodge]

Would be nice to have to go rescue some high lord bcz some doofus left the door open and the 6th got in

[vapid stone]

maybe a transition from the hive city to the spire

[arctic talon]

It’s in an upper area of the hive

But def not like

Spire yet

[plush mason]

its in the upper part of the main hive yeah

[vapid stone]

I suppose for like admin of the hive but not the ruling class

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[green loom]

It's a Preacher zone

I think

[arctic talon]

Loads of scribes, religious people, Ect.

Nicer living conditions then a menial

[vapid stone]

and also for beauracrats as well

[green loom]

So Ecclesiarchy made sure it's pretty

[viral halo]

lmfao this one is so fucked

[plush mason]

i wonder if Tertium has great houses like hive primus

[viral halo]

I hope Tertium has a baseball stadium

[vapid stone]

it does

[viral halo]

give me a bat as a weapon and let me hit some fucking DINGERS

[green loom]

Do you mean like nobility?

[vapid stone]

we hear some of the nobles over the vox

[green loom]

Or the crime houses

[vapid stone]

man the sump sounds so fucking cool

[plush mason]

not really no, the great houses are literal crime syndicates that run the day to day operations of hive primus

[storm jungle]

why are you posting pics of U.S cities

[arctic talon]

The great houses thing is a bit odd

[storm jungle]

yeah the Great Houses are necromunda specific

[arctic talon]

Regarding munda

[plush mason]

ok

[arctic talon]

I don’t think any other hiveworld has em

[vapid stone]

yeah it's LA

[green loom]

Oh yeah no Tertium is way more ordered than that, though the closest thing is the local Water Cartel

[vapid stone]

everyone knows the closest IRL version of the sump we have is LA

[plush mason]

more like that one mega city in India

[vapid stone]

no because that's habitable

[plush mason]

the one where just being outside could kill you from air polution

[vapid stone]

the sump is generally inhabitable

[plush mason]

no the fuck it isnt lol

[vapid stone]

it's habitable inside at least

[plush mason]

my point is

said city is the closest you will get to a hive irl

for now at least

[vapid stone]

yeah

I mean to properly get a hive you'd basically have to build up around and hollow out mount everest

although that's reserved for the emperor 28,000 years in the future

WHAT'LL IT BE SPIDERMAN, ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT?

[winter vessel]

picking out the next slave to turn into furniture "Hello my dear..."

[rose thorn]

In Necromunda you can run boat battles and stuff in the sump

[rocky gale]

I don't like the Bolt Pistol

[storm jungle]

Someone execute this person

[rocky gale]

Please don't use the Bolt pistol, it wouldn't kill me on the first headshot

[vapid stone]

wdym

it literally removed a person's upper body for me in one shot

[storm jungle]

Iarmoth is cooking wrong

smh

[vapid stone]

don't let her in the kitchen she's going to set it on fire

[rocky gale]

3 shots to kill a mutant vs 1 from a revolver

2 to kill a dog vs 1 from a revolver

2 to kill a Reaver vs 1 from a revolver

[storm jungle]

[plush mason]

one question, is the bolt pistol you are using a lot lower quality than the revolver you where using?

[rocky gale]

Blue vs gold because I ran out of Plasteel (As always), but the modifiers on the Bolt Pistol are higher

Who knows, might be just a case of I need to upgrade the Bolt Pistol more, but currently it just feels like a weaker version of the revolver but with more downsides

[vapid stone]

base stats are good for the bolt

blessing is pretty shit

flak is good but I'd recommend carapace as well when it goes gold

you'll want increased damage so whatever you shoot goes down quicker

this is what I have

honestly the bolt pistol isn't great but it's very fun

[snow fern]

Fun is best

Why I like trauma staff, knocking over all the crushers

[outer wave]

Lethal Proximity seems pretty cool

Works well for close quarter fighters

[snow fern]

Good thing they just added a super shotgun

[outer wave]

I wanna try both

Top bad I can't take both the fanning revolver and a double barrel

[snow fern]

Could always just make 2 loadouts

[outer wave]

Yeah probably will

See how well it'll work with stealth vet

[snow fern]

They need to add a favorites marker though, my inventory can get kinda full

[outer wave]

Did they buff the smoke grenades this patch?

[rocky gale]

Alright it's growing on me

But yea I need better Blessings

[snow fern]

You should see a doctor then, it shouldn’t be doing that

Maybe an exorcist

[rose thorn]

WARHAMMER REFerNce?!?!11?!1

[outer wave]

Damn I don't think they touched smokes this patch

[wintry scarab]

Im using it rn and it does kinda really suck. It takes like 3-4 hits to kill a single dog 😦 Thats half the mag.

[winter vessel]

are they even helpful?

[wintry scarab]

And its so dam hard to actually hit anything with it. But that might just me being bad.

[rocky gale]

I've learned never aim, always hipfire

The Emperor will guide your shot

[vapid stone]

FAKE

NOT LORE ACCURATE

MODS BAN THIS PERSON FOR NOT USING CORRECT LORE

[storm jungle]

[winter vessel]

to this day, loregryn has got to be my favorite emoji in this server.

[celest dome]

All hail Jazzy, who gifted us with those

[green loom]

👀

[sullen cape]

they did get a codex also as a Scion/karskin Guard player they pretty cool and awsome which put others in the place.

[vapid stone]

@sullen cape kasrkin or scion

[arctic talon]

Codex Tempestus Scions came out

when GW was uh

making really weird fucking codexes

aka Codex with like 1 or 2 units in them lol

[tough haven]

"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court, a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty." — Inquisitor Lord Fyodor Karamazov

There’s guys like this ^

And then there’s inquisitors that do like full trials bent on truly finding the guilty

[sullen cape]

both got 10 squads of 10 Scions and 5 squads of 10 karskins

i needanother 5 kits to make up a full company

[vapid stone]

I meant which do you prefer

also nice

I've gotten like 3 5 man squads of scions across my time collecting guard

but due to the years seperating them, previous paint styles not matching my current one (skills also) and my piss poor storage management I have about 4 models of scions atm

only 2 finished being painted

also

very controversial

I prefer the older kasrkin modle

*model

[sullen cape]

hey they made, RG, IH, IF, WS, Sals, codexs all come just after that time and now i miss my RG codex with it unqiue flavour they could ahve atleast thrown in a unqiue unit here and there for each of the first legion's like the Mor Dyath or shadows wardens which have been recovered back to exisiting.

[vapid stone]

yeah that was pretty weird

"tempestus scion team"

"tempestor command squad"

"taurox"

"valkyrie"

makes the current squat range look like a cornucopia

[arctic talon]

Weren't those codex supplements? not codexes?

I'm talking about shit like Codex:LEGION OF THE DAMNED

[sullen cape]

it the equivlient like the codex of the legion of the damand, which only had 1-2 units but a ton of fluff, while the codex supplements had 1 or 2 (13 characters for smurfs) and 2 units.

[green loom]

I enjoyed the 8th Ed supplements for the Miguel art if nothing else

[arctic talon]

wait nvm 6e had the weird supplements

For like very specific subfactions

[sullen cape]

i would say the 6/7 supplements or additions like the agents of the imperium, esclation, Angels of death were all kind of out there.

[tawdry mirage]

whats the closest thing in 40k to thing from thing movie?

[rose thorn]

In what way?

[tawdry mirage]

assimilate and be copy of what u asimilated ? 😄

genestealers?

[rose thorn]

In terms of shape shifting, the changling

Tyranids in terms of assimilate and body horror

[crystal forum]

nid. not even a match

[rose thorn]

Also chaos spawn

[storm jungle]

Look up Lacrymoles

Literal shapeshifters tho they got an actual “base” form so not just a pile of unidentifiable flesh like the Thing

[outer wave]

Played with the shotgun on the stealth vet

Man what a rush

[wintry scarab]

This just came into my mind. Is there any known moment where a space marine used a bow?

[dusk patrol]

I think there’s a case of some marines from the Raptors being stranded on a Deathworld and they built bows when they ran out of ammo

[sacred ginkgo]

Marine with a bow is actually kind of scary when you think about the size they could reasonably draw

[dusk patrol]

It is a fun idea

[sacred ginkgo]

Hanging with your cultist friends and then seeing two get skewered together against a tree by a 2 inch thick arrow

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/magic-greatbow-elden-ring-gif-25423425

The visual is fun

[sacred ginkgo]

A deathwatch character with a custom tooled compound bow as the squad grenadier

[crisp heath]

dark angels would probably do ts

[wraith quartz]

Fuck it, I'm staying up past my bedtime for this

[storm jungle]

Gamer moment, i approve

[vapid stone]

reminds me of the story of that one samurai who had some deformatity which made one of his arms much longer

made him able to draw a much bigger bow

apparently managed to shoot an arrow through a ships hull

although, not sure how true that was

[green loom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R24vuaesUA&ab_channel=Warhammer

[rose thorn]

What warhammer story would make the beats state play

[queen laurel]

The what

[rose thorn]

Best stage play

Auto correct did not help-

[dim moss]

Can someone spoil me what secret does Machine God have this patch?

[queen laurel]

Orks would definitely be the loudest and definitely just the most vibes

[queen laurel]

Dude just read the steam patch logs

If you're talking about the mission

[dim moss]

Im gaming girl dont misgender

[queen laurel]

Uh huh

I'm just saying just check the steam logs

[dim moss]

It says nothing about the secret

[queen laurel]

What secret are you talking about

[dim moss]

Since its ''secret of'' what is the secret then

[queen laurel]

Ah that

Nothing

It's just the name of the expansion

[dim moss]

[queen laurel]

If you want to be technical about it the secret would be you know the recipe for mobian metal

The one you get in the new mission

[dim moss]

There was Ubersreik in Return to Ubersreik

[storm jungle]

Moebian Steel

[queen laurel]

Yeah mobian steel

[storm jungle]

Its said as much in the mission

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah how strong is mobian steel do you think

[storm jungle]

No idea its just a mcguffin to make the planet important so I couldn’t hazard a guess

[queen laurel]

I mean if the highest ranking member in the ship right now is even believing a guy that just has the exaggerated Swagger of a reject then it must be something right

I like swagger he's funny

He reminds me of the youtuber Swaggersouls

[rocky gale]

Is it just me or are Rannicks voicelines for the new map a bit more camp than usual

[queen laurel]

I mean he is talking to an operative that's is just on the middle of a freezing tundra to be fair

And the two of the seem to have some kind of history

[dusk patrol]

I think they’ve mentioned before Moebian steel has properties which make tanks made there like 18% more durable or something in other missions.

Something like that

Which is a pretty significant increase

Although how that’s quantified idk

[queen laurel]

In my memory was like around 50%

[dusk patrol]

It might be way higher

[queen laurel]

It's been a while and i have not played dark tide in a long time

[dusk patrol]

Either way it’s a significant increase

[tough haven]

Either way, point is, metal make tank stronger

Want.

[dusk patrol]

I think Hadron says it during one of the refinery missions or wherever

[tough haven]

Love how we can’t like try to capture this manufactorium, nah we just send 4 crackheads to fucking make one batch of it

[dusk patrol]

I don’t recall the exact line just it was a pretty big number

[tough haven]

Just so we can replay the mission

[queen laurel]

To be fair capturing that entire manufactorum would be a pretty costly operation no doubt

And in the first place it's not even confirmed really that it's actually moebian steel

[tough haven]

That’s fair

[queen laurel]

So first grab a batch of the stuff and then we will confirm

[tough haven]

But while we confirm it we’re just gonna let he random unwashed masses take hold of it

Also how tf did the cultists find out about it, I guess we likely have more than one mole on the ship

Or maybe they’re just fucking everywhere

[queen laurel]

Remember they started the offensive in atoma

[tough haven]

Maybe they were already tracking this guy

[queen laurel]

They will have a lot of time to really scout out the places and the terrain

Who knows what the f*** they have in the deepest parts of tertium

[tough haven]

Goobers

Emphasis on goo

[outer wave]

Likely from the water cartel

They're the only ones that dealt with the Admonition in a non hostile way (before being pushed out) so likely they traded secrets

From there, the Moebian 6th learned about the place

[green loom]

Same way we did probably

And also like

They're not a outside threat

The 6th and cult are all moebians

No surprise they'd have contact with people who know things/know about some hidden cracks in the hive

[wintry scarab]

Thats pretty fucking cool 😎

[viral halo]

Who up housing they dragon

[storm jungle]

Daemon stan here

we support our toxic king

[viral halo]

He is probably the best character

Ser Arryk and Ser Erryk was teetering on 40k levels of bullshitery

[storm jungle]

unlike 40k tho it was written well

[viral halo]

I feel like the show has much less graphic sex than game of thrones

Like significantly less

and that's a good thing

[storm jungle]

remember that with GoT the graphic sex was half the selling point, i dont blame them much for not wasting time with it as much anymore and just sticking to nudify of the male/female cast members here and there without being egregious about it.

[viral halo]

When I was 14 and reading game of thrones and had to read Samwell Tarly losing his virginity and hear his weewee described as a fat pink mast I almost lost my lunch

[storm jungle]

its why I love the scene of Aemond in the brothel a lot in comparison

genuinely the most unexpected but character-accurate scene ive seen this season so far lol

THEN CUT TO OTTO LOSING HIS SHIT

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/nap-time-sleepy-tired-mummy-voldemort-gif-16170362

this scene?

[storm jungle]

thats Potterman Harry

[viral halo]

Lmfao that's the joke

Otto losing his shit was great

Him realizing every one around him is a big dumb idiot except for aemond

[storm jungle]

Otto was having a Malcador moment

[viral halo]

I wonder how long they're gonna drag this show out

prob can't be done more than 3 seasons

[storm jungle]

Just cover the entire war and end it ye

remember the war itself in the lore was covered in "history book" format

most of the scenes are new inventions courtesy of either the writers or with feedback from George

[viral halo]

the show is really doing a good job of making it like game of thrones

in the best way

before the fuckup brothers shit the bed

[storm jungle]

YEP.

Just like real life

all that political planning is squat when these dumb nobles cant keep their dick in their pants

[dusk patrol]

So many mfers fucking up ending the war early smh

[rose thorn]

Boy I wonder how many children the (former) planetary governor of necromunda has

[dusk patrol]

Dozens at least

[rose thorn]

Several hundred

[dusk patrol]

Probably

Maybe thousands

[rose thorn]

It’s liyerlwly

[rose thorn]

Maybe

[dusk patrol]

He’s old as fuck

And he fucks

And that’s not counting cousins and all that for his family and people with claims

Although he definitely has a lot less now

[rose thorn]

Also somehow fucked ah inquisitor, a beastmen, leader of house esher

[dusk patrol]

He’s a kinky boy

[scenic bolt]

Showrunners planned for 4 seasons from the get go, the book it’s framed from was done and done when they started script

[dusk patrol]

He got that Inquisitorial Rizz

[scenic bolt]

No telling if Warner’ll try extracting more seasons if it turns out to be a staying hit for them

[dusk patrol]

Based off the current progress

I wouldn’t expect more than 4

Maybe 5

[scenic bolt]

Especially since they got like 2 more separate series in production

[dusk patrol]

They have other shows planned for GoT anyways so I doubt they’ll need to drag it out

Yeah

It has a very clear ending which is nice unlike GoT

[scenic bolt]

People said that about Shogun but now there’s push to write more seasons past the novel

[dusk patrol]

Shogun is different though

Because without spoiling

It’s kinda hard to keep going with House of The Dragon

Lots of people die to say the least

Idk what you’d do with it of interest after it all finishes

They could always try but I doubt it

[scenic bolt]

I’ve read the book and I think I know where they’ll end the show and that’s somewhat like 2/3 through the book

[dusk patrol]

I’m not sure, I think they’ll do some aftermath. It’s kinda hard to say with how the book is written.

[storm jungle]

We uh

we actually got an board artwork of it

its a lot

lmao

[dusk patrol]

“Would you fuck me?”

[storm jungle]

BRUH MOMENT

[rocky gale]

[dusk patrol]

“Because a lot of other people would”

[rocky gale]

Aemond better

[storm jungle]

I legit love like

how realistic everyone in the cast looks

then you look at Aemond

and he looks like an eldar

[rocky gale]

Aemond is peak Targaryen

[dusk patrol]

Him naked is cursed as fuck

[storm jungle]

HES SO SKINNY

[dusk patrol]

He’s like, skinny muscular but also fucking malnourished

[scenic bolt]

Matt Smith took me awhile

[dusk patrol]

Smith is my favorite part

Daemon is objectively a terrible person and I still like him the most

Mostly because of Smith

[viral halo]

Uncanny valley looking at him

He has a hapsburg jaw

[scenic bolt]

Like I was still in Doctor Who mindset with him playing the EdgeLord

[storm jungle]

Yeah i also thought he looked fuck-ugly

but man he sold me fast

[dusk patrol]

They all got that potential product of incest rizz

Otto, Rheanyra and Daemon are probably the best characters though I think but there’s a lot of great characters

Also the voice of the one assassin dude

[storm jungle]

Otto skyrocketed for me after this last episode

[viral halo]

Sir dumbass cole is hilarious

[storm jungle]

BRO, COLE

[viral halo]

dude is getting clowned on on twitter

[storm jungle]

Hes such a toxic cunt

[viral halo]

in the funniest way possible

[dusk patrol]

“I do not wish to hear it”

[storm jungle]

"This.... prank."

[viral halo]

Otto is so funny

Dude is like the walmart brand tywin

[scenic bolt]

Cole’s actor getting harangued on his insta for his characters actions

[storm jungle]

LMAO

I really hope he doesnt get the joffrey treatment

his actor literally quit acting after his show death

[viral halo]

Yea that mf got cooked

[rocky gale]

Remember when the first couple episodes of season 1 came out and everyone was simping for Criston

[dusk patrol]

He is hot

[rocky gale]

How quickly it turned

[dusk patrol]

So that helps

It also helps everyone fucking sucks mostly

And it’s gonna get worse

[storm jungle]

Also people saying "how can he fail upwards" genuinely have not been in any company/business IRL

[dusk patrol]

Tbh it’s more it makes sense why he fails upwards also

[rocky gale]

Criston is peak incel tbh

[storm jungle]

^

[dusk patrol]

The king dude is kinda a dumbass

And he’s not exactly in a good state of mind

And it’s not getting better

[storm jungle]

Yeah it does, hes genuinely just the side-hoe

which is hilarious hypocrisy

because he didnt wanna be that to Rhanera

[dusk patrol]

He’s also hot so the two ladies wanna fuck him

[storm jungle]

LOL

[dusk patrol]

But he’s a lower level dude so it’s never gonna go past that

[rocky gale]

He gets rejected by a girl once and then beats a gay man to death for talking to him

[dusk patrol]

And also he’s a kings guard so like

Yeah

[viral halo]

alicent always looks confused

where did the lord commander go

[storm jungle]

I also liked how he actually tries to be a good king but the moment it fails and his son gets decapitated he instantly gives up. Hes very much "bad product" as Stan Edgar would put it 💀

[dusk patrol]

It’s to show Rheanyra not really getting what she’s doing either

[storm jungle]

And yeah this

[dusk patrol]

All of them don’t really view the lower level people as like

Important

They just fuck whoever and they leave them to deal with the consequences

[rocky gale]

Aegon and Aemond are our Socialist Kings though

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[dusk patrol]

They definitely seized several means of reproduction

[storm jungle]

and yeah which is great because smallfolk play a great deal in GoT lore as they should, its why I hated post Sept of Baelor shit where Cercei literally blows up the fucking Not-Vatican and nobody says anything about it.

[dusk patrol]

Like a great example is the White Snakes wife, can’t recall her name rn

[dusk patrol]

She kills dozens of people but won’t kill her family and end the war before it begins

[storm jungle]

^

[dusk patrol]

No one gives a shit about those people

[storm jungle]

People complained about this as a "plothole" when like... no?

Shes just not a good person

lol

[dusk patrol]

They’re basically gods and they’re treated and view themselves as it because of their unique look and customs and their dragons

[viral halo]

daemon really just slice the sea snakes brother in front of every one

and it was meh

[dusk patrol]

And the story explores how they don’t realize their power and what it’s gonna cost when they fight

And how the dragons are animals still

Which we briefly see when Aemond kills Rheanyras son because he was fucking around and he lost control of his dragon

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-tool-mickey-mouse-mickey-clubhouse-gif-18764497

[viral halo]

laughed my ass off when that happened

that kid's face was so punchable

[dusk patrol]

I’m looking forward to one particular big moment

Which I think will happen near the end of this season

We’ll see

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/house-of-the-dragon-hot-d-gif-26980149

it literally comes out of nowhere

its fucking brutal

lmao

Vhagar is a fucking BEAST

[rocky gale]

If you look in that scene you can see Aemond trying to climb out of the harness to reach for Luce before it happens, they filmed even more of that with close ups but decided it would get in the way of the scene

[dusk patrol]

Do a barrel roll nerd

Smh

[storm jungle]

YEP

Aemond was just trying to intimidate him

its why he takes up the responsibility of "killing" Luke

like "ah well shit"

[dusk patrol]

I do think this is made as clear in the book too but also we see in the show a lot of the early escalations aren’t intended but it doesn’t really matter by the end

[storm jungle]

^

[dusk patrol]

Like Daemon entrusting a couple psychopaths to not cause more damage

Plus he’s one so it’s not like he cares much and he’s very eye for an eye

[storm jungle]

Also they improv material where there isnt any and it usually most of the time works. George praised the show Viserys especially his throne/death scene while openly admitting if he ever re-prints the Dance of the Dragons he'd completely rewrite the character to fit this template more

it helps that the Dance itself in-universe has a lot of contradictory shit in it and we are seeing the actual "canon" version play here.

[rocky gale]

My main complaint is we haven't seen Daeron yet

[viral halo]

Viserys really was the most legendary pushover in history

[rocky gale]

Like there's talk he won't appear until season 3 (maybe even seasaon 4), but like come on

[storm jungle]

that throne scene still gets me man

never can bare seeing old lads suffer like that

[dusk patrol]

At least he died thinking his family was gonna play nice

[storm jungle]

^

[viral halo]

That scene did hit differently

[storm jungle]

what a fucking gut punch

[dusk patrol]

Hopefully Targaryen afterlife you don’t get to see the world

[viral halo]

Targaryen afterlife is a minecraft nether

[dusk patrol]

Viserys in Targ afterlife when suddenly his grand kids start showing up

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-gif-23893070

[viral halo]

My friend texted me "no wonder this fucking house fell apart bro they're all idiots"

[scenic bolt]

Viserys at his descendants who fought a war over who got to sleep with the sister

[rocky gale]

Viserys convinces his wife and daughter to put their rivalry aside, but overlooks that the rivalry has been passed down to their children.

[viral halo]

The whole Rhaenyra's kids being bastards thing really cooked their claim

[scenic bolt]

Medieval hair bleach done and done

[rocky gale]

Like honestly the beef between Aemond and the Strong boys is nothing to do with the rivalry between Alicent and Rhaenyra, it's because the Strong Boys suck

[dusk patrol]

He wasn’t healthy enough and he was also too willing to listen to others and not see what was brewing

[dusk patrol]

Idk, it’s stoked by their parents plenty

And their grandparents

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/583630047189925889/1255271637062914089/SPOILER_GQ7uRBlXsAEeIWT.jpg?ex=667d2f10&is=667bdd90&hm=6f8b05e402a553311efde5c618df2d50ef56ab2f27aa55d65fa0d1229e86fbd7&

[rocky gale]

Yea but you can see in the episodes that despite that they continue to interact and talk

[viral halo]

I feel bad for the Velayons man

velaryons

They continually get the short end of the stick

[rocky gale]

Aemond even attempts to comfort Jace and Luce after Harwyns death

[rose thorn]

Bonjour

[dusk patrol]

it took decades to build and seconds to destroy

[rocky gale]

It's what Jace and Luce do that ruins that relationship

[dusk patrol]

Symbolism

[viral halo]

My gf and I were on vacation watching all of season 1 last week and when Daemon and Rhaenyra started fucking it was like

https://tenor.com/view/otter-shock-shocked-otter-utterly-shocking-huh-gif-26697050

This is one diabolical family

[storm jungle]

Wow thats actually a good one lol

[dusk patrol]

It’s funny cause there’s moments with them where you’re like “aw he does care” and then your like “WAIT THATS HER FUCKING UNCLE”

[storm jungle]

KEK

The last episode as usual proved this

[viral halo]

Wait that's her fucking uncle that le groomed her

[rocky gale]

Let me get the meme

[rose thorn]

Necromunda score board:

[dusk patrol]

He might have some issues

[storm jungle]

sdlkfsd

THAT MEME

AAA-

[dusk patrol]

It’s possible he’s kinda a bad person

[storm jungle]

A guy literally name Demon?

next you'll tell me a guy named Angron is angry

[dusk patrol]

Ok but he’s so cool so I think it cancels out

[rose thorn]

You wouldn’t believe what Gun does

[storm jungle]

actually fair

[viral halo]

Next you're gonna tell me the guy in the CoD lobby named "unstoppablerapist88" is a bad guy

[rose thorn]

Gun the assassin

[storm jungle]

Loyalist Marine Chapter falling to Chaos moment

[rocky gale]

What was it GRRM said "Daemon is made of equal parts light and shadow" Yea I really got that when he was chokeslamming his wife

[storm jungle]

HES LITERALLY ME

[arctic talon]

The Gore Golems™️

[viral halo]

That's probably just the name of an imperial fists successor lol

[arctic talon]

They're still loyalist

fun fact

[viral halo]

"Sir the reinforcements have arrived!"
who is it
"the unstoppable rapist chapter"

[arctic talon]

but imagine being a primaris getting sent to The Gore Golems

💀

[rose thorn]

Oh hey The Death Spectres

[viral halo]

It's hard not to root for daemon though

he also has the coolest dragon

carexes is fucking dope

it's like a big red noodly dragon

[rose thorn]

(I despise the death spectres)

[rocky gale]

Never forget that Daemon murders his first wife so that he can get remarried, when he legally could have got an annulment because the marriage was never consummated. But he chose to murder her instead because it was less embarrassing for him.

[dusk patrol]

If you had to select which of these were a traitor warband, the Flesh Eaters, Marines Malevolent, and the Soul Drinkers, which do you think would be it?

Trick questions they’re all loyalists

[rose thorn]

Soul drinkers turned heretic but they didn’t know

[dusk patrol]

Ok but like that was first episode and she was such a buzzkill

[rocky gale]

She was so cool

[rose thorn]

Some fucking how

[dusk patrol]

They got corrupted but didn’t fully turn

[arctic talon]

the souldrinkers got reformed

anyways

[dusk patrol]

It’s complicated and silly

[rose thorn]

Before that they were using demon weapons and had chaos mutations

[viral halo]

her cousin was all pissed and daemons like damn that's crazy im here to fuck my freshly 18 year old niece

[rose thorn]

And murdered another chapter master to prove they were loyal

[viral halo]

guy's a FREAK

[rocky gale]

If you can't handle being married to the Bronze Bitch, then that's a you problem.

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[dusk patrol]

I didn’t say they were smart

[dusk patrol]

I dunno depends, how hot is my niece?

[rocky gale]

Hmm

[rose thorn]

And to be fair the space wolves did the same thing

[storm jungle]

to be fair

we also didnt say the Space Wolves are smart

[rose thorn]

OAGEJSHDEJ

[storm jungle]

YEET

[rose thorn]

murders the hell fbi
‘Oh sweet a sword’

[dusk patrol]

Biggest plot hole is that Paddy Considine fathered this as an incest baby

[storm jungle]

LKSDLFKSFLSDF

THE AMOUNT OF INCEST TALK TODAY

[dusk patrol]

I will say older Rheanyra looks more like him and her mom

[rocky gale]

if Game of Thrones teaches us anything, it's that incest creates beautiful people

[rose thorn]

Monarchs are built different?

[dusk patrol]

The plot told me that was ok this time

Just as a treat

[storm jungle]

the Space Wolves case also definitely flip-flops between absolutely mary sue

or completely getting eradicated but getting rescued

[rose thorn]

They literally have an entire company of chaos mutants

[storm jungle]

THEY ARE LOST ITS FINE

[dusk patrol]

Just one little daemon weapon which was “purified” but still fucks with Tzeentch stuff

[arctic talon]

the space wolves get the anti mary sue effect during warzone Fenris lmao

[storm jungle]

yeah that

[arctic talon]

And then the fucking axe

They get absolutely fucking rolled

by the thousand sons

up until Deus Ex Khorne Axe

[dusk patrol]

It’s not a fun time

Like it’s almost gratuitous lol

[arctic talon]

its like actively not fun to read unless you really like one sided stuff lol

[rose thorn]

I don’t think I heard about this

[storm jungle]

i love how when that happens its also like

"Yeah sorry no Months of Shame this time we ARE nuking your local populace."

And the Wolves accept it because they got no manpower to say "no" lmao

[arctic talon]

Yeah because Warzone Fenris fucking sucks

its like

one of the worst psychic awakening books for how contrived and stupid the plot is

[storm jungle]

"one of the worst psychic awakening books"

be more precise

[arctic talon]

[scenic bolt]

Time to End Times 40K

[arctic talon]

I don't think a single Psychic awakening book has made me cringe as hard

as that one

[rose thorn]

Wasn’t all of psychic awakenings bad?

[arctic talon]

is that better?

[dusk patrol]

“This might be a problem”

[rose thorn]

Besides the models

[arctic talon]

no

most of them were just

super mediocre stories

[dusk patrol]

Yeah mostly just lazy lore

Bad excuses to release models together

[arctic talon]

not bad

but like guh

the worst one by far was Fenris though

mfw the Space Wolves lose so hard and Magnus goes on a fucking victory lap

And then Magnus loses

bcs khorne axe

[dusk patrol]

I will say I don’t think Ragnar and Ghaz was terrible in that it did kinda make some sense just thematically it’s meh and unsatisfying

[arctic talon]

that book was fine

just very mediocre

[rose thorn]

Tbh I don’t mind space wolves vs ghaz

[dusk patrol]

PA was just mostly not fun or interesting

Arks was leagues beyond it

[arctic talon]

GW really couldn't help themselves with SW vs Tsons round 2 though lol

its fucking hilarious how one sided it is

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah isn’t the newest thing necrons using a lobotomy device that is countered by plot armor?

[storm jungle]

I remember reading it when it came otu and its literally just

• Space Wolves and Orks clash on generic planet
• Space Wolves and Orks clash on generic planet
• Space Wolves and Orks clash on generic planet
• Space Wolves and Orks clash on generic planet
• Ragnar fights Ghaz and wins, Ghaz survives, plot over

like.. genuinely what a waste of time lol

[rose thorn]

This also applies to the horus heresy

[storm jungle]

NOOOO

[arctic talon]

no

[storm jungle]

Thats only for the Pariah Nexus

[arctic talon]

and the pariah nexus doesn't really lobotomize you

so much as literally seperate your soul from your body lol

[queen laurel]

It was honestly the lack of build up that made me don't like it

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[queen laurel]

Was kind of just thrown in there to

[dusk patrol]

And it doesn’t really matter

[queen laurel]

Fill in with yarrick

[scenic bolt]

My favorite was the Lion vs Angron they hyped last year who’s gonna win the mortal or the guy who respawns after 7 days

[viral halo]

I love warhammer plot holes

I love ending books on cliffhangers that go nowhere

[arctic talon]

thats not a plot hole

💀

[viral halo]

I love battles with no consequences for the story

[arctic talon]

thats just something you can see coming a mile away

[viral halo]

I'm making a general statement not responding to anything

[arctic talon]

💀

die

[rocky gale]

Oh hey they announced the Legendary Lords for the next WH3 DLC

Golgfag Maneater for Ogres, Skulltaker for Khorne and Gorbad Ironclaw for Orcs

[queen laurel]

I got two of them correct

[rocky gale]

CA have always said that their main focus and all fulture DLC will be aimed at Immortal Empire rather than Realms of Chaos

Good

[queen laurel]

Skull taker taking the place of epidemius and changeling for khorne

and Gorbad

well Gorbad

He's awesome and there's nothing really you can do about it

[rocky gale]

There's also going to be another Khorne hero or Lord as a FLC, but they've not said who it is yet

They said Gorbad's thing is really unifying and using all the Orc roster

So some orcs, some goblins, some wolfriders, some monsters

and Skulltaker they described as snowbally, because he gets stronger with each Legendary Lord he defeats

[queen laurel]

they didn't show his concept art

So he's definitely seemed to be getting the short end of the stick

To be fair what can you add with him

There are very few things left in the orc roster that you can bring along with the guy

[rocky gale]

and they said Slaanesh in the future

"Vampire Counts and Norsca fans don't worry" hmmmmm

[queen laurel]

Slannesh would definitely have either another character or the eternal dancer

[rocky gale]

I kinda want the Masque to be a Lord rather than a Hero

A lot of people say Hero and in the mods, she's a Hero, but I want her as a Lord

[queen laurel]

I mean her faction equivalents are legendary Lords

Skulltaker Changeling and Epidemius

no doubt she's definitely going to be a LL

[rocky gale]

Goood

[arctic talon]

interesting she's the last one ngl

[rose thorn]

Hi masque

[arctic talon]

Fucking skulltaker first lmao

[rocky gale]

Wasn't Epidermius FLC though?

Termukain was the DLC

[queen laurel]

yes

but skull taker seems to be main dlc right now

[rose thorn]

School teacher

[rocky gale]

Yea Skulltaker is DLC, with a FLC Khorne Lord/Hero as well

So hopefully it's the same with Slaanesh

[queen laurel]

eat a bag of spikes you Genstealer

[rocky gale]

I just want a Slaanesh Lord that isn't a big ugly thing like Nkari

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah Mags

what do you think of a Stormcast Knight-incantor falling in love with a trade pioneer

[arctic talon]

ykw I'm not gona say how I feel about Nkari lmao

[rose thorn]

Actually something similar m has happened

It did not end well for the stormcast

[queen laurel]

is it sexual or

disgust

[queen laurel]

ah fuck it we ball

[arctic talon]

both

lmao

[queen laurel]

you belong in the streets my guy you belong there

[arctic talon]

💀

Nkari's design is like

pretty much like perfect imo lol

It really represents Slaaneshi daemons

[queen laurel]

now that i think about it

what special mechanic would skull taker have anyway

[arctic talon]

Uh

taking skulls?

Jokes aside probably way more skull throne stuff

Skulltaker is pretty much Khornes favorite bloodletter

[queen laurel]

and they just got karanak too which

means goodbye magic

I kid you not he has an aura that literally disables casting spells and abilities

ohh yeah magic weapons as well

Because **** you

[arctic talon]

I'd assume the whole skull mechanic

is gona be much more heavily focused on though

[plush mason]

wait so the penitent engines have chems in them that literally make the poor sod feel bad when out of battle?

just literally pumping them full of pain regret and guilt

[rocky gale]

Nkari is fine, but like I want the Masque and I want Dexcessa and Synessa

[celest dome]

Skulltaker getting a Bounty system where he get more buffer from killing Legendary lords would be a given

[rocky gale]

They talked about Skulltaker issueing challenges and taking the skulls of Legendary Lords, becoming stronger and taking some of their powers

[queen laurel]

@arctic talon look at this shit

you send this guy to a magic caster lord and he would ******* eat them alive

[arctic talon]

They don't exist in WHF

is the issue

[rocky gale]

Too bad

[celest dome]

I want Syll'Esske more than the twins.
Who wouldn't make sense in Fantasy tbf

[arctic talon]

Funny how Nkari has never had a mini

but was the most focused on Keeper of Secrets in WHF

[rocky gale]

But the twins are so beautiful

[queen laurel]

and this

They really just want this three headed thing to kill the mage

[celest dome]

Tbf that's his whole stick

[rocky gale]

Would you really complain much though if they added the AoS Hedonite range to Slaanesh in WH3, like Blissbarb archer and Myrmidesh would be a great addition to their roster

[queen laurel]

Yeah I just feel bad for the magic using armies

oh nice magic Kairos

here's a three headed red dog you beak face

[arctic talon]

I wouldn't but I'm sure as shit a ton of people would lol

I prefer AoS as a setting though lmao

so bias

[rose thorn]

Yeha but they are made for AOS

So they would have to like, explain

[arctic talon]

^

[queen laurel]

isn't the weapons of Skarbrand from 40k

Carnage and slaughter

[rose thorn]

He was made for old world and 40k

[queen laurel]

ah fair

What was his weapon in old fantasy anyway

[rose thorn]

Double axes

[queen laurel]

Are they also called carnage and slaughter ?

[rose thorn]

Literlaly the demon lore is the same across all settings

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[queen laurel]

Well good then I think Cody was tripping on that one

[arctic talon]

Skarbrands mini was designed for 40k first

Since WHF was uh

A rotting corpse lol

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[queen laurel]

More like a zombie being puppeteered by strings

[arctic talon]

Same with the modern bloodthirster sculpt

[viral halo]

Truest thing I've read today

Space marine tactical squad outsold the whole WHF range

[celest dome]

I think AoS cultists should be taken as inspiration because they were initially made for Fantasy, where both Blightking and Skaramor appeared early enough to be in the ET

But I think they should use them as inspiration only and make them Druchii Anointed alongside a Dechala dlc

[viral halo]

I wonder what the new AOS dark elves are gonna look like

Malerion's (Malekith) elves

[rose thorn]

Probably like the shadow elves we have now

They are most likely gonna be a branch of DoK

[celest dome]

You know how the Lumineth are elves that took a Dwarfy thing (mountain home), what could be done in inverse, Dwarf who took an elvish rhing

[rocky gale]

I imagine DoK becoming similar to Drukhari from 40k where they're a faction made up of 3 subfactions

With Morathi, Malerion and Morai-Heg

[spring cairn]

imriksmug.jpeg

[arctic talon]

Prolly will be renamed but I could see it

Mostly since daughters of khaine would be a really weird name for the entire faction

[rose thorn]

They would probably be DoK for a few editions then eventually split it like they are doing with orruks

[rocky gale]

I don't see them splitting off into new factions though, Order already has too many factions

[arctic talon]

^

Either way meh

We’ll see

[rocky gale]

Like as it stands the faction is Daughters of Khaine, with Morathi's Khainite units, but then with some Morai-Heg units and Malerion units also just there for some reason.

[plush mason]

ok, so...the SOB have a repulser pulpit...

[rocky gale]

So hopefully it gets built on and rounded out overtime

[rocky gale]

Yea Junith Eruita

[plush mason]

it looks so strange

[arctic talon]

I love abeyants

[rose thorn]

I wonder what faction they are…

Also love the shine skeletons

[plush mason]

same

[rocky gale]

A popular conversion for her is to to stick the pulpit ontop of the legs from a Dunecrawler

To make the Junecrawler

[plush mason]

hell Bricky had a great idea to make it better, just chain some cherubs to it

[arctic talon]

I prefer the admech hover pulpit

[plush mason]

same

[arctic talon]

I think it’s bcs it floats lower

[plush mason]

literally as it is rn its just an admech pulpit with a SOB make-over

[celest dome]

Owl cat video

For Rogue trader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pwCNWrK0co

[queen laurel]

Would be pretty funny if she's an iconoclast

[plush mason]

and so our void ship has an ancient death cult in it's lower levels

this news is still not the strangest thing about that ship

[celest dome]

Tbf who doesn't have a Death Cult somewhere 🤷

[arctic talon]

The death cult is far from the weirdest thing

About the ship lol

[celest dome]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-oh-yeah-gif-oh-yeah-meme-kool-aid-kool-aid-man-gif-18211119326397565445

[plush mason]

its a fucking frigate that can eat a grand cruiser for breakfast for fuck sake

[queen laurel]

The literal piece of God we just have

for some ******* reason

[arctic talon]

Ngl

[rocky gale]

Can I romance the Death Cult Assassin?

[arctic talon]

They prolly should have made it a cruiser

[arctic talon]

Good question

[plush mason]

agreed

[arctic talon]

But meh

[plush mason]

hell at least i get the coolest one :P

[queen laurel]

We can teach our ship how to be kind because of special ai inside of it

Which is a shard of a god

[celest dome]

Bulgur, what do you think will be the Khornate units ?

[queen laurel]

Don't know man

I do know one thing

[arctic talon]

Exalteder bloodletters

[queen laurel]

They're getting something that looks like elite if you tell him that Red Mars is mid

[celest dome]

I hope they're not putting the whole Skaramor on Skulltaker

[arctic talon]

Oh slaughterbrutes

Sure

[queen laurel]

a Slaughter brute

[celest dome]

If they go with more disparate stuff from Khorne I could see them do the Exanguinated

As some sort of ghost type unit

[queen laurel]

ok so nurgle has a toad dragon

tzeentch has a vortex beast

and khorne gets Elitewolf

[arctic talon]

💀

[queen laurel]

What does slanni have that is equivalent for a physical world monster

[celest dome]

Basilisk I guess ?

[rocky gale]

A warning, if I can't romance this character I will swear a blood oath to destroy Owlcat

[queen laurel]

it Don't look pink and purple

[arctic talon]

Her romance is about to be more violent then Mazaharazi’s lol

[queen laurel]

she will be the top and you can do nothing about it

[celest dome]

Well there aren't really any then 🤷

Gorbad I expect to mostly fill missing stuff, like Big Waagh Caster lord and such

[queen laurel]

Did a lot of characters from slaanesh used that as a amount

[celest dome]

Mounted character for Slaanesh usually used the Boobsnake and Seeker of Slaanesh

[queen laurel]

You know what I would just ignore that and completely forget that word

[celest dome]

Do not google Boobsnake

I did the error for us both

[plush mason]

the seeker is just a boobsnake with legs right?

[queen laurel]

Your sacrifice was in vain unfortunately

[celest dome]

Not really

[plush mason]

thats what they look like i mean

[queen laurel]

Dilara we are so sorry

[celest dome]

Just the fact that all Slaanesh things have boobs and those sort of faces

Boobsnake is larger

[queen laurel]

I want to know what type of kush the writers were smoking for that one

[plush mason]

GW knew exactly what they where doing here and ngl i think even they regret it

[queen laurel]

Boobsnake

[dusk patrol]

She can make me worse

[celest dome]

Artists not writers

[queen laurel]

Someone had to write the lore for it

[celest dome]

Yes, but after the model was made

[plush mason]

shit you could only get in the 80s

[celest dome]

The beast isn't even named iirc

[queen laurel]

ah so it's the fan base given name

[celest dome]

Ye

The Cav unit is called Pleasureseeker

[plush mason]

ok, early on Slaanesh was literally all about sex wasnt it? the whole all forms of excess stuff was adden on later

[celest dome]

Basically ye

[viral halo]

@storm jungle @dusk patrol

[storm jungle]

BRO

[dusk patrol]

Just for political purposes right

Just for political reasons right

[arctic talon]

Nah

Miquella explicitly wanted to uh

Yeah

Also gj mohg you beat the allegations 💀

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect3-report-to-the-ship-as-soon-as-possible-well-bang-ok-gif-17369371

[arctic talon]

I can tell George Martin wrote elden ring's backround

just because of this DLC on god lol

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-searching-inspecting-seeking-jim-carrey-gif-20255157

Me, looking for a From Software boss who was vaguely well adjusted and kinda normal

[queen laurel]

a Fromsoftware boss that is vaguely well adjusted and kinda normal

that is a rare thing

[arctic talon]

Some of the NPCs in shadows are pretty well adjusted lol

Miquealla is absolutely the type of person to drug someone’s drink

[queen laurel]

Shame helping the npcs with a shred of kindness ends with them being brutalized

[arctic talon]

Though lol

[queen laurel]

Like that magic teacher you meet in the school being turned into a ball

[arctic talon]

This time they ||shank you since they’re either loyal to miquella or brainwashed or because it’s their job||

[arctic talon]

Sellen was a piece of shit tbf

[queen laurel]

Aye yup

[arctic talon]

Also Messmer the Impaler really was the favorite child lmao

[queen laurel]

Even the kind of souls in the universe of from software hide a dark secret

It's very rare to actually find a f****** good person in this universe

[arctic talon]

Not Melina smh

She’s nice to you through the whole game lol

Same with the spirit ashes lady

And the smith

Also the elden ring dlc giving racism lore goes crazy

[queen laurel]

You mean the maiden i was supposed to get before i get roasted when i just came out of the f****** basement

[arctic talon]

She got killed by varre

[dusk patrol]

Feels like Elder Scrolls

[arctic talon]

The Hornsent deserved it

The omens didn’t though

[queen laurel]

The racist ring

[storm jungle]

ah yes my favorite Elder Scrolls races

• The Racist
• The Racist
• The Racist
• The Racist
• The Racist
• The Racist
• The Racist

[arctic talon]

But we find out why Marika hates omens so much lol

[dusk patrol]

It’s not about whose most racist

[queen laurel]

And of course you have the premium racist dlc

The Altmer

[dusk patrol]

It’s about whose the best at weaponizing it

[arctic talon]

Because they’re the same race as the Hornsent and the Hornsent dabbled in a bit of horrific torture and genocide of her race

Just a tiny bit you know, to the point where she’s one of the only survivors

[dusk patrol]

I do love how every race in Elder Scrolls has some bullshit wacky doomsday thing about them or some thing which makes them super hard to invade

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[dusk patrol]

Supernatural or whatever

[arctic talon]

It’s funny lol

[dusk patrol]

And then there’s imperials

[queen laurel]

The only thing i'm interested in doing is fighting Horuh loux bare handed with the new martial arts

[dusk patrol]

Who have tactics and grit

[queen laurel]

All i know is the guy is a chad warrior

[arctic talon]

Also lore on why grafting is possible for people of Marika’s blood line lol

[dusk patrol]

Imperials have learned the ancient unknown art of diplomacy

[queen laurel]

Still have to find the time to get elden ring though

[arctic talon]

Impossible

[dusk patrol]

Actually I should say

It’s just unknown

[arctic talon]

Marika is just a classic the oppressed becomes the oppressor

[dusk patrol]

Ancients didn’t know that shit either

[sand bloom]

that new rogue trader stuff looks neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pwCNWrK0co

[arctic talon]

Lol

[dusk patrol]

It do

When does it come out?

[queen laurel]

Oppression style breathing form 2

We become just as worse as the oppressors

[arctic talon]

She’s less bad then the Hornsent

But the bar is in the floor

[sand bloom]

August 8th

[dusk patrol]

Sick

[queen laurel]

What about the dungeater

The guy that eats literal s***

[sand bloom]

those character portrait designs remind me of Baldur's Gate II in a really good way

[dusk patrol]

The important thing is I want her to strangle me

[arctic talon]

He just defiles peoples corpses after brutally murdering them

Not that bad compared to the Hornsent lol

[queen laurel]

Damn just like an imperial fan winning an argument

[arctic talon]

💀

The Hornsent literally beat and tortured people of a specific race until their skin was bloody and rotting and then shoved them into pots to fuse with the flesh inside

Repeat for however long they were in power

[queen laurel]

Wait is that pot like the pot guy that you save

[arctic talon]

Similar pot, different tradition

Alexander is filled with dead people

[dusk patrol]

And I thought surstromming was hardcore

[queen laurel]

That doesn't make it better

[arctic talon]

The pots in the land of shadow are filled with dead people + a still living Neuman shaman

Who’s in horrific pain

[arctic talon]

Alexander is sentient on his own

Smh

[queen laurel]

Would you like to a be sentient human container containing dead rats?

I don't think so

[arctic talon]

Well for one Alexander isn’t human

He’s a jar

[dusk patrol]

Oh it’s ok then

[queen laurel]

Oh you heartless

I must make you suffer for your transgressions

[arctic talon]

He literally likes shoving dead people

Into himself

He literally grabs bits of Radahn to put inside of himself

[queen laurel]

Oh he just has a weird festish

Okay then

[arctic talon]

I mean that’s literally just the culture of the jars

They’re sentient and sapient creatures

In the base game

In the land of shadow it’s some brutally tortured person shoved inside because they’re of an inferior race lol

[queen laurel]

happens to the victims of people who didn't read the red mars

[arctic talon]

Lol

[dusk patrol]

[queen laurel]

Is there something that actually scares you you freaking night lord

Can you tell me something you don't like

[arctic talon]

Idk I don’t find the jars in the base game too weird

[queen laurel]

Besides mike brooks

[dusk patrol]

Horseradish

[arctic talon]

They’re just a weird burial tradition

[queen laurel]

Vase game heh

[arctic talon]

Lol

[spring cairn]

i just beat the final boss yesterday and yeah

mohg got it dirty

[arctic talon]

Sorry mohg

💀

You were still evil

[dusk patrol]

The final boss seems

[spring cairn]

but yeah

[arctic talon]

Just not that kind of evil

[dusk patrol]

Not fun

[spring cairn]

he's still a peice of shit

[arctic talon]

He’s a piece of shit, he’s just not that type of piece of shit yeah

Miquella is like

[spring cairn]

he's not the worst honestly

[arctic talon]

The god of drugging people on a date

On god

Miquella isn’t the worst of his siblings

But that’s a low bar lol

[spring cairn]

all options fucking suck because it's a fromsoft

[arctic talon]

When Rykard

Is right fucking there

Messmer also is kind of evil for the whole impaling people thing, but the Hornsent deserved it

[plush mason]

you forgot the super racist aka high elves

[arctic talon]