40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

Smh

I want League of legends mmo

[green loom]

If I recall the exact excuse was because they were making a game where the protagonist was "Saunamaster" and they needed to experience saunas to be

uhhh

The word escapes me

Authentic

[storm jungle]

okay i went to his account

and the top pinned tweet is uh

these people are actually crazy

"I cant jerk off to this woman, game bad"

[outer wave]

Eh, you can make it work

[arctic talon]

He also says the woman in League of legends are ugly which is really funny

I recognize the pfp

[storm jungle]

LOL

[green loom]

It's only because being a weird grifter works really well, if you say the correct ideology rhetoric there's an endless horde of incels who will defend you to their dying breath

[storm jungle]

League women are literally made to be horny-bait 💀

[storm jungle]

Yeah exactly

its why he has so many followers

actual incel beacon

[green loom]

I mean just look at a single post

Literal nonstop buzzwords

[arctic talon]

Yeah but uh, why aren’t they naked

[green loom]

I like pointing at Femcustodes because it really shows how surface level the grift actually is and why you genuinely should never trust anything these goons say

[storm jungle]

Same.

[dire apex]

*looks at the sheep one

[storm jungle]

"Oh no the side faction of side factions got women in them now"

and look at us now, its been like a month or so and nobody cares

[green loom]

"The lore has fallen, millions must be gay"

[storm jungle]

damn

[wintry scarab]

I will say, going on twitter and internet in general is sometimes so reliving. There is always people that you can look at and go "at least im not as bad as this guy"

[storm jungle]

Literally this

lmao

[green loom]

I just block

[outer wave]

Damn gays, they're making me gay!

[storm jungle]

okay okay

i gotta share this

This legit

feels like a parody tweet

but you know hes actually mad about this

[outer wave]

"Their asses aren't big!"
Bro yeah, just find porn

[green loom]

Do you think they'd get angry if you told them Tracer was gay

[celest dome]

@storm jungle I won't bother counting them up but here's the credits for DT
https://www.mobygames.com/game/195786/warhammer-40000-darktide/credits/windows/

[storm jungle]

Thanks incel on twitter for looking out for me

[outer wave]

JUST FIND SHORTSTACK PORN AND BE HAPPY

[storm jungle]

OHH thats what I remember

also yeah most of the people there arent studio members

[arctic talon]

Are you talking about the grim reaper lmfao

There’s a dog too smh

[green loom]

The lamb is also pretty sexualized lmao

[arctic talon]

Matt Mercer wolf

[dire apex]

kindred i think

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

Kindred is uh

🐑

[arctic talon]

Lol

Pretty much

[green loom]

League characters are made to sell skins in China basically lel

[arctic talon]

Lambs 3d model in the cinematic goes crazy

💀

[storm jungle]

LMAO

SHUT UP

[arctic talon]

Also they gave wolf legs

Lol

[green loom]

I don't like the implications of this

[outer wave]

Sorry, not really into lamb thighs

But lamb meat is good

[arctic talon]

Lol

[outer wave]

Lamb stew is good....

Lamb scorpion....

[celest dome]

And a lot of non Developer personnel in it

[arctic talon]

those are skins tbh lmao

The modern designs generally are pretty good

imo

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/kindred-lamb-wolf-still-here-cinematic-gif-18297187351937829085

shes pretty uh

built

[wintry scarab]

Quick little thing i found out: China gaming is so fucked that in the game warframe, you need to buy subscriptions to use colours and pay to change colours. While we buy it for a currency you can trade for lol. Shits fucked. If true that is.

[storm jungle]

LOL

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/kindred-wolf-gif-5888067835754096799

What the dog doin

[dire apex]

speaking of china gaming

[outer wave]

A reminder that Chinese gamers can only game for one hour on the weekends or holidays

[arctic talon]

Thats only for kids

lmao

[outer wave]

Yep

[dire apex]

i saw that the genshin devs used their profits to build a fusion chamber

[arctic talon]

but yeah

Glorious Xi Ji Ping

zhong guo grade increasing tech

(it doesn't work)

[outer wave]

Thank you Chair Man Zee Zee Peeng

[wintry scarab]

I just cant comprehend how their entertainment culture sees spending money as good while we god damn despise it. For good reason obvs.

[storm jungle]

literally City 17

[arctic talon]

Its funnier that Kindred(both of them) get annoyed when people try to make plays out of them

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/city17-gif-21175359

[arctic talon]

LOL

[dire apex]

it really is quite shocking to see the difference in spending culture in gacha circles even still in the west

[celest dome]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[storm jungle]

asian gaming societies be normal challenge

[arctic talon]

There's an entire short story where Kindred kills an entire group of performers for daring to try to turn them into a story

[celest dome]

What is a Kindred ?

[storm jungle]

LoL lore being better than the actual game moment

its the lamb girl and the wolf spirit

[arctic talon]

Leagues personification of death

[celest dome]

Oh

[storm jungle]

they are one of the few actually cool characters in the game

[arctic talon]

my favorite part is matt mercer

[storm jungle]

look at her

GYATTTTTTTTT

[arctic talon]

hush

[dire apex]

i bet she suffocated them😔

[wintry scarab]

God damn, its so degenerate as well. I keep getting ads for them and it feels like im watching softcore. So damn strange.

[outer wave]

"We represent death in two facets, and we'll never hunt anyone otherwise."

Someone attempts to make a play out of them

"How dare you!!!!"

[arctic talon]

there's literally an arrow sticking out of that woman

[storm jungle]

So???

[arctic talon]

yeah pretty much lmfao

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/sheep-animals-kukukaka-angry-rage-gif-11975983

[storm jungle]

Lamb legit has no chill

[arctic talon]

regarding the she its not even lamb lmao

its Lamb/Wolfs "mother"

[storm jungle]

💀

[arctic talon]

la cretura

[arctic talon]

tbf their deaths were painless lol

[storm jungle]

wish that was me ngl

[arctic talon]

So funny how Kindred has 3 different short stories

and 2 of the 3 are them killing performers

[storm jungle]

I sense a theme here...

[storm jungle]

Most sane cultist crowd in picture 2

💀

[arctic talon]

LOL

The third story is about Wolf mauling some child soldier lmao

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[arctic talon]

because she chose to run from death

[storm jungle]

She deserved it bro trust me

[arctic talon]

mfw the grim reaper is real

and one of the possibilities of absurdly painful death is real

[wintry scarab]

👮 😥 👉 "Its them officer! They are the league fans!"

[storm jungle]

I JUST LIKE THE LORE

[wintry scarab]

tbf, arcane was sick

[arctic talon]

There's 2 people in the brothel wearing Kindred masks lmao

[storm jungle]

the trailer for season 2 has 4,8 million views in 10 days

💀

that is CRAZY

[arctic talon]

Arcane is goated

[storm jungle]

another reason why I love it is Piltover/Zaun is literally just a hive city

[arctic talon]

Next region time

please noxus

Let me see warcrime land

[storm jungle]

I THINK they said after season 2 they are done and that its the final chapter 💀

but like, i legit doubt they wont do another animated series

[arctic talon]

they're done with PnZ

[storm jungle]

this prob made them crazy money

[arctic talon]

they said they're doing other regions

[storm jungle]

YOOOO

[arctic talon]

explictly

[storm jungle]

NICE

[arctic talon]

I'm only saying noxus bcs its an easy option

they already have generic noxian soldier models lol

[storm jungle]

okay literally in the replies of the comment i saw lol

[green loom]

the lore IS pretty cool

[arctic talon]

Lmao she's one of the nobles

from before the coup

look at all that gold

[storm jungle]

Mna I love it

[arctic talon]

I love the fact she's in gold and not silver/platinum lol

[storm jungle]

LoL is basically AOS so another appeal for me comes from that too

[green loom]

Punished Mel?

[arctic talon]

Nah

Ambessa

[storm jungle]

thats her mom isnt it

yep

[arctic talon]

yeah

[green loom]

Is it ?

[arctic talon]

The armor makes her stand out from other noxians

it is

[storm jungle]

Yeah it is

[arctic talon]

its her talking

unless Mel suddenly grows much buffer

via doping hemomancy

[green loom]

I think it's mel

[arctic talon]

its ambessa talking during that part

[storm jungle]

she has extremely gray hair

[arctic talon]

which is why I'm assuming its ambessa

the only explanation for Mel to change so much is blood magic

[storm jungle]

Shes also too thicc to be Mel

[arctic talon]

then again

her family are old nobles

so they have connections to that sort of stuff lol

[green loom]

I'm thinking mainly because of all the gold and the bit on the lip

Though the scars match up

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/ambessa-medarda-arcane-ambessa-medarda-mel-mother-gif-1741217293788994646

yep was gonna say, same scars

[arctic talon]

I do like the usage of gold

Its fallen out of favor lore wise

[storm jungle]

Same, its also a piercing and not paint i think

[arctic talon]

for Noxus as a precious metal

its "weak"

it bends easily

[green loom]

Or actually the 3rd one on the cheek is missing?

[storm jungle]

ED

ITS AMBUSSY

SHUT UP ABOUT IT

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

I mean Ambessa whoops

Noxian slip

[arctic talon]

my favorite weird noxian creature are crimson pigeons

aka mosquito pigeons

[storm jungle]

Dishonored 2 moment

💀

[green loom]

https://tenor.com/view/what-you-sure-you-sure-about-that-dog-watching-gif-26139783

[storm jungle]

great i gotta rewatch Season 1 now

💀

[green loom]

Surprising no one I like Silverwings

[arctic talon]

borb

[storm jungle]

its just a bird

its a bit hrad to like

[arctic talon]

they're fucking huge

[storm jungle]

yeah but

bird

[arctic talon]

smh

[green loom]

The art is still pretty epic

Still wishing for a silverwing champ tbh 😔

[arctic talon]

I like how Noxus post trifarian take over doesn't use child soldiers

but still literally raises the dead as soldiers

[green loom]

Shouldn't have died

I'm kinda worried about the MMO for it tbh

[arctic talon]

give it time

ig

[celest dome]

There's gonna be a LoL MMO ?

[green loom]

Ye

Been in the making for a while now

They have a pretty defined setting

[celest dome]

Wonder how they'll take the characters

[arctic talon]

realistically they're just going to stick to the main continent initially

Frejlord, Noxus, Demacia, PNZ

[celest dome]

Suppose they'll do race specific classes or something

[green loom]

I'm curious what scale they'll be going for

[arctic talon]

doubt it

[green loom]

More like faction specific

[arctic talon]

area of origin specfic is most likely

[green loom]

Though most will LIKELY just be aesthetic difs

[arctic talon]

and the only real restriction is demacia

lmfao

No mages

[green loom]

Tbf even they can have mages now post civil war

Or at least it's easily handwaveable

[arctic talon]

Yeah

realistically I doubt there will be class/region combo restrictions

race restrictions based on region prolly

but again that mostly applies to Demacia 💀

[green loom]

[arctic talon]

No Vastaya smh

[storm jungle]

Also before i forget

[green loom]

Snakes is a neat song

[storm jungle]

Its great but I CANNOT listen to it without the explosions, punches and screaming

lmao

[green loom]

I can

[arctic talon]

where is the child getting shot

[green loom]

It's neats

[storm jungle]

die

[storm jungle]

LMAO near the ending

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

Fuck that kid, fucking snitch

[green loom]

In the after action report under "Acceptable casualties"

[arctic talon]

Also one of my friends spoiled themselves on Viktors glorious future

[storm jungle]

to be fair impossible not to

[green loom]

I mean yeah the show portrayal is the "new" viktor

[arctic talon]

Glorious evolution pilled

[green loom]

We only heard barely of Viktor pre insanity

[celest dome]

How lovely would it be to have a Necromunda MMO

Maybe with a vehicle expansion in the Ash Waste

[arctic talon]

He’s not insane he’s correct smh

[storm jungle]

40k is unironically tied down a lot by just being a tabletop game. GW is never gonna reach the heights Riot has with their IP

which has its own upsides

but GW are massive cheapskates

[green loom]

I condemn you to be an extra in Drukhari art piece

[arctic talon]

[celest dome]

Is this a case of Joker like Hyper sanity or really he really is ?

[arctic talon]

He’s correct on how zaun is held back by greed and lack of unity

[celest dome]

In fairness they did have Age of Reckoning at some point.

[arctic talon]

And he’s also correct on replacing peoples diseased organs

[storm jungle]

💀

[storm jungle]

People like Viktor is why the bio-transferrence happened 💀

[green loom]

Damned to be in a Dilara commission

[arctic talon]

He’s not correct by sometimes committing literal terrorism

[storm jungle]

LOL

[arctic talon]

To get what he needs

[storm jungle]

Magneto Moment

[arctic talon]

Also giving children drugs to beat up other kids

[green loom]

Awhoops

[arctic talon]

That short story is hilarious

[green loom]

The resistance skins are pretty cool he's pretty right for those tbh

[arctic talon]

He gives a kid drugs so he can beat up the bullies giving him trouble lol

[storm jungle]

BASED

Cocainum

[arctic talon]

Lol

I cannot wait for Warwick

[storm jungle]

same

i still got PTSD from his years old cinematic

that shit was WILD

https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-warwick-surprise-howling-curious-gif-17464194

[arctic talon]

La creatura

[storm jungle]

Cant have shit in the underhive

[arctic talon]

Zaun is such a shithole 10/10 place tbh

[storm jungle]

simply dont be poor

smh

[arctic talon]

Become rich and make the problems worse for everyone else

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Ionia is it’s own special kind of shithole

Especially after the noxian invasion lul

I love it when a tree decides to strangle me to death

[storm jungle]

classic wood elf moment

[wintry scarab]

Why does it have to be league 😭 Watching this shit for like the 20th time and i still get a shit eating grin from it. So damn cool

[storm jungle]

I KNOOOOW

its tragic that 40k is never ever gonna get something like this

[arctic talon]

Because League of legends lore is cool

Smh

[storm jungle]

hes not lying

[green loom]

Your greatest sin is enjoying league content 🫵

[arctic talon]

Yes

actually no

[wintry scarab]

But why cant one of my favourite franchises get something like this?! All of them are just killing themselves instead of pumping out bangers like arcane. 😭

[arctic talon]

Because Riot is jokes aside good at their job

[green loom]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xLSXn9NxFks?si=kZO5e2qOrMA6trBb

[arctic talon]

titus

[storm jungle]

no its Sigismund

[celest dome]

And GW while holding a golden nugget isn't quite as much.
They still are and consider themselves miniature maker

[green loom]

It's this

[arctic talon]

GW doesn’t like taking risks

Riot doesn’t mind

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

They have infinite fucking money

[green loom]

I like my new PFP

[storm jungle]

Also Riot knows how to appeal to the better markets

[arctic talon]

Without their sugar daddy lol

[storm jungle]

||ASIA||

[arctic talon]

I also like it

You want to know what’s hilarious

China statistics weren’t considered for balancing

Till this year

[storm jungle]

Lmfao

[arctic talon]

The regions left out rn are like SEA and EUNE for statistics lol

I still find it hilarious China was left out when it’s like the second biggest player base

[green loom]

NE should be ignored because no one actually plays(they all play west)

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[green loom]

Loke

Nordic and East

Genuine nightmare

[arctic talon]

Fun fact some champions you’d expect to be popular in China are like

Literally not played

Lul

[green loom]

Like wut

[arctic talon]

Irelia has an under 2% PBR

Lol

[wintry scarab]

God, i cant imagine what it was like being a lol fan and watching arcane. Considering i think its some of the coolest shit out there and i dont even like league. (tbf i dont really know anything about it)

[arctic talon]

I soyjacked immediately/j

[storm jungle]

Its prob one of the biggest dreams come true considering the main cast

[arctic talon]

women in plate armor my beloved

[storm jungle]

and i say this as a lady that doesnt know LoL much either

only some of the lore in certain regions

[arctic talon]

I got 2 of my 3 favorite regions in Arcane

technically 3/3 if we count the random Ionians

[green loom]

I found it okay

I was more hyped by Legends of RuneTerra card art lel

[arctic talon]

demacia is pretty

[wintry scarab]

And the fact you guys are getting a season 2+ as well. Oh, it hurts. But at least i get to enjoy it as well. (while crying about how everything i grew up with is now 6 feet under)

[arctic talon]

ignore the fact this room would probably fucking suck

to stand in as a mage

[green loom]

Dude the like

Scenic shots they had made of Runeterra for the world map

Look amazing

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[green loom]

Remind me of old castles in European cities and shit

[arctic talon]

me when largest noxian city vs largest demacian city

God noxus looks like such a hell hole lol

[storm jungle]

its basically the Empire of Man mixed with the Imperium

I love it

[storm jungle]

ıts fine we 40k fans can be content with uhhh

ummm

2-4 yearly edition trailers

[green loom]

What's the city called again

Noxus' capital I mean

[arctic talon]

The Immortal Bastion

because Noxus is Immortal so long as it stands ignore the fact its also a tomb for mordekaiser

[wintry scarab]

The tenth edition almost made me cry. I thought it was so dogwater. Considering astartes was the thing that was my intro to 40k. I was not very happy.

[arctic talon]

10th editions trailer is

questionable

the cinematic custodes one is really good though lmao

but GW only posted it on like twitter and instagram

[storm jungle]

Yeah basically GW only spends proper money on cinematics that are suppose to be big deals.

[wintry scarab]

Is that the "new" one?

[arctic talon]

for 10e? no

its just a random cinematic shot they had

[green loom]

I imagine the studio making the 10th Ed cinematic were hard pressed to do that and also Pariah Nexus and also AoS 4th Ed and also random mini cinematics

[storm jungle]

^

[wintry scarab]

Oh, well whatever the new cinematic for aos was, i thought it was 10X better than the 40k one. The one with the storm guys and the skaven.

[arctic talon]

Sigmar Lied about uh

nothing it turns out

💀

I really thought it was gona be Azyr being safe

GW you fucking hacks/j

I also find it hilarious that the second largest city in the Frjelord got burned down by Demacia because Demacians are ranked professional racists think all Frejlordians are the same

[rose thorn]

On topic of AOS

Damn I want the stormcasts real bad

The new ones

I’m not a big fan of skaven so if I wait a month the new casts should be cheap on eBay

The new nids are still like 100 bucks from leviathan

So they will be my next birthday/Christmas present to my self

[leaden pilot]

I want both the Skaven and the Stormcast so bad

Though I'm probably going to wait for smaller, cheaper starter sets

[arctic talon]

Suprised there’s no AoS mega starter set

Like previous editions

The new one does have terrain though

[leaden pilot]

And now I'm considering buying some Primaris Intercessors to already start practicing painting

[arctic talon]

does aos not have a painting kit set?

nvm there isn't one

[leaden pilot]

They have I think, but at that point I'm going to wait for new edition to release

[rose thorn]

There was?

[rocky gale]

We'll see it a month or two after the Skaventide box

Same with how it was with Leviathan

The new Edition box came first and then the new Starter sets came later

[leaden pilot]

Well two months after release of the edition box will be a bit too late for me lol

Gonna wait for Christmas then ig

[arctic talon]

There was for 3.0

It was 3 stormcast

[green loom]

It's probably not out yet

[crisp heath]

I like the new stormcast models

say what you will about aos but the new sculpts are a really good redesign

[fleet parcel]

I just found out, in terms of pure physical strenght an ogryn can beat a space marine

Obviously a marine would just shoot them, but still

Ogryns are built different

[queen laurel]

they can drag a 38 ton Chimera around like they're just moving furniture and they can literally snap the spine of a terminator

[fleet parcel]

Sah

[celest dome]

An Ogryn can also shoot a SM

And Ripper gun are no joke

[fleet parcel]

But that's darktide ogryns, which are smarter than regular ogryns

Or no?

[rocky gale]

Ogryn stupidity is overstated, they can be as intelligent as anyone, the Imperium just keeps them ignorant on purpose so they're easier to control.

[sacred ginkgo]

Also, ogryns are capable of taking storm bolter fire for a fair bit before going down

[queen laurel]

Ogryns are not the sharpest tool in the shed but they aren't the dumbest thing alive

literally the most basic of ogryns use ripper guns

[storm jungle]

It also very much is played off as the classic joke if "Mentally damaged character used for comedy"

[viral halo]

Good morning lore chat just spent forty five minutes on the twitter and am now schizo how is everyone

[green loom]

Playing Dragon Age Woke rn

[viral halo]

Dragon Age origins is arguably my fave game ever

I like all three of them

[green loom]

I'm looking forward to Veilguard

[viral halo]

Inquisition just has awful combat unless you’re playing rogue

Or mage

Basically warrior isn’t fun

[green loom]

Even then specifically knight enchanter lmao

[viral halo]

It’s OP and based

Fuck do I wanna play through DAI again?

[green loom]

Inquisition has great comps, though maybe too many of them are snarky

[green loom]

Can you stomach it? The horrid ass early game puts me off it

[viral halo]

15 hours of game before the game actually starts

[green loom]

Also 99% of the early armour looks like ass

[viral halo]

I plan on finishing getting my death knight to 70 tonight then my mage to 40-50 then I’ll go play a real game

[rocky gale]

That's why you link the your schematics between playthroughs and craft the end game armour at the start

[green loom]

I should get my pala to max

Also leveling a shadow priest and rogue

[viral halo]

Is SP fun?

[green loom]

Dunno only level 20

[viral halo]

In legion it was dope

[green loom]

But I've heard decent things

[viral halo]

If they do a legion remix like this mop remix you’ll deadass not hear from me for months

Prob my fave expansion ever besides WOTLK

[green loom]

I've heard great things about the mop remix too

[viral halo]

It’s the best way to level rn

[green loom]

What server are you on

[viral halo]

Zuljin these days

[green loom]

I'm Wyrmrest

Started on US like 3 months ago bcuz frends

[viral halo]

RIP to my OG server with my original characters on it

[viral halo]

How is the ping for you

[green loom]

Barely noticeable

I mean it's 100+ but genuinely feels like, 30

[viral halo]

Based

MOP remix is great though

Makes farming for mogs easy af with the bronze system

Being able to get the insanely exclusive mounts with bronze cheapens them imo but that’s just how wow is these days

[green loom]

Might make a char for remix then

I'm basically just prepping for the next expansion

[viral halo]

It’s easier to level in remix then

MOP is also cozy as fuck

You get to enslave and industrialize agrarian based local populations and perpetuate a race war in panda China

And help Chen stormstout make beer

[green loom]

Hmm will do later then

[leaden pilot]

I still can't believe that they went with this name for this event lol

[storm jungle]

It does fit lmao

[queen laurel]

as runty as goblins are that is a very fitting name considering that they are very straightforward

After all they are still servants of gork and morph

[leaden pilot]

It does fit very well

But the name itself is wild

[wintry scarab]

You know how in SM2 we are going to have access to 2 playable phobos armours? It got me thinking, what helmets are we going to get for them? Because the only ones i can think of are the normal helmets, reiver helmets and those suppressor helmets. And i guess you have those weird looking half mask cyclops looking things. And hoods and goggles. I guess thats quite more than it sounded in my head. Still i kinda hope they get to wear some normal tacticus armour helmet marks.

[dusk patrol]

Idk we’ll see

There’s not a reason they can’t wear normal helmets, Raven Guard are depicted with them for their reivers.

[wintry scarab]

Oh, really? I didnt even know that

[rose thorn]

I will, AOS is the best setting hehehehe

[plush mason]

afaik its set to be one of the top dps specs in TWW

[fierce panther]

Kriegsmen harvest the bodies of their dead?

Read that they extract blood from dead kriegsmen

[celest dome]

They harvest the equipment. Don't remember them doing it to bodies

[storm jungle]

^

Where did you read this from

[fierce panther]

https://youtube.com/shorts/oLIV_yCMXt4?si=QjlMUBpoo1RknT2w

[queen laurel]

oh him

[fierce panther]

A Death Korp of Krieg medic started draining blood from a body

So is this canon?

[queen laurel]

he is mostly spot on most of the time but he tends to explain lore on his own words which can be confusing

[storm jungle]

Thats just for that specific battlefield, they are taking everything from the corpses, the blood is for things like emergency transfusions in the case of actual wounded and such

they dont actively do this on every warzone lol

[fierce panther]

And they usually take the lasgun/gear normally?

[queen laurel]

yes

[storm jungle]

Yes, thats the job of a quartermaster

[queen laurel]

every single equipment in the body

[storm jungle]

the dead wont be using firearms/other tools

[queen laurel]

nothing goes to waste even the uniform

[outer wave]

I know this is 40k and all, but wouldnt that blood likely be contaminated?

[storm jungle]

They'd prob run it through to see if it is or not before throwing it away if it was

I.G medics are trained for stuff like that

[queen laurel]

don't worry they usually take it when you're breathing and can't move

[outer wave]

Oh thank god

[rose thorn]

i actually like deadlifts alot, but these types of videos seem liek madeup bullshit half the time lmao

[storm jungle]

Yeah then you google it and find out its true

it makes it even funnier lmfao

[queen laurel]

most of the time like i said he is accurate but

[storm jungle]

he deffo exaggerates some shit for views

[outer wave]

Thought Maggie was talking about actual deadlifts for a moment

[queen laurel]

his way of explaining stuff in his own words can be hard to understand

[queen laurel]

i mean to be fair he digs some deep stuff

i will thank him though because he did tell me about mogul kamir

[orchid lark]

in one excerpt for a valhallan regiment, the munitorum could only give 1 out of 3 valhallans in that regiment a lasgun, the other 2 had to use autoguns, thankfully the battlefield ensured, everyone had a lasgun in the end, cause 2 out of 3 valhallans eventually died

I have a soft spot for regiments that use autoguns

I like to think theyre rundown and fucked up

An underdog regiment

[storm jungle]

HMM

I WONDER WHAT THIS WAS REFERENCING

https://tenor.com/view/wassili-zaitsev-duel-enemy-at-the-gates-fountain-scene-can-you-shoot-gif-14702280

[orchid lark]

I wouldnt know, didnt do history

I did geography instead fml

[normal light]

Tho the movie is a bit exaggerates this

[shell mason]

Sup nerds

Remember when Erebus killed Argal Tal?

[plush mason]

just about every movie does tbf, they are entertainment not education

[shell mason]

Wonder if the chaos god hate him for that

[plush mason]

my rule of thumb is assume at most 60% of any historical movie is accurate

[normal light]

Yeah, tho they could have gone just with fresh conscripts trope and I think the mass assault scene would have remained decent*.

[shell mason]

mhm

[storm jungle]

The movie exaggerating that was the entire reason Valhallan lore was goofy as it was when they first rolled out.

Like uh their commissars gunning down entire battallions en-masse if they attempted to retreat lmao

[orchid lark]

was that valhallan excerpt from 3rd or 4th edition guard, or was it from a cain novel?

[storm jungle]

its from the main guard codex, 4th edition i think

it has Chenkov just executing people by the minute

[arctic talon]

Chenkov is such a stupid character lmao

[orchid lark]

the opposite side of Tactical Genius

[storm jungle]

Yeah that guy would get his tent "accidentally" bombed in like Day 1

[plush mason]

day 1? ngl it sounds like he wouldnt make it off the ship that was transporting him, would have a bad run in with a "malfunctioning" airlock

[raven stone]

Also the type to accidentally create more Chaos Traitor Guard

Y’know, being the picture boy of exactly how bad normal Guard life gets abused.

“I ‘only’ march them over minefields and kill them when they flee, why do they think it is a great idea to join those Traitors?”

[rocky gale]

The Commander orders an artillery strikes at an established set of coordinates, the Captain "accidentally" writes a 10 instead of 100, the Commanders Adjutant "fails" to notice the error and with the Commanders approval applies his seal to the Orders., the Gunnery Officer receives the orders and "overlooks" it's unusually close positioning to the camp and of course the Gunners dutifully follow instructions to the letter as they are accustomed to do.

The Commander's tent is unfortunately struck by an artillery shell during the night. Official documents show the Commander approved the coordinates personally, no fault is found towards anyone but the deceased. A new Commander arrives within the week.

[storm jungle]

LOL

yeah Chenkov is one of the most braindead guard characters ever

theres a reason he hasnt been mentioned in literal years

[crisp heath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9uXLzZyucI

[burnt maple]

And I wondered, why I feel neauseous...

Somebody mentioned fucking Chenkov...

[storm jungle]

[shell mason]

Remember

Fulgrim be scaring the hoes

[shell mason]

i wonder why slannesh demons have lobster claws

[crisp heath]

freaky time

[shell mason]

actual hands would be better then

[arctic talon]

They like it that way for tearing people apart

Also they can make their lobster claws into normal hands

[shell mason]

you have regular hands for that

for better precision in tearing them apart

like ripping it piece by piece

[arctic talon]

They don’t need to be precise when tearing apart a marine

Smh

[shell mason]

but their thing is excess thoooo

rip em apart piece by piece

[arctic talon]

They’re excessively fast, and aggressive

Daemonettes move around like a meth addicted rabbit when being slow

[dusk patrol]

OUTRANGE THIS YOU COMMIE BLUEBERRIES

Eternal is aware of the fact that Tau aren’t really communist and he doesn’t give a single fuck, it’s funny. It rustling Tau fan jimmies makes it funnier.

[arctic talon]

But yeah the claws are for combat purposes

[dusk patrol]

Crab people crab people

[arctic talon]

Can’t really pierce armor super easily with your hands

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-rave-dancing-dancing-crab-gif-16543314

[arctic talon]

Unless you’re like a greater daemon lol

[dusk patrol]

More proof that everything becomes crab

Tank becomes crab

Daemon becomes crab

[plush mason]

all be comes crab in end

[crisp heath]

ok

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-rave-happy-dance-gif-13335848

Too late, crab got close

[crisp heath]

https://tenor.com/view/wanderlei-silva-wanderlei-silva-chael-sonnen-gif-26353264

[plush mason]

the Tau need a crab based walker of some kind

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-people-funny-crabs-gif-7366499

[crisp heath]

someone did a really cool devil walker as a hammerhead proxy

[plush mason]

ye something like that

[arctic talon]

I love destiny spider tanks

[crisp heath]

devil walker my beloved

https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/destiny-fallen-walker-tank

[arctic talon]

I like the scorn varient more ngl

With the rocket launchers

And flamethrower

[plush mason]

the fallen have some great vics unironically, the brigs are cool too

[crisp heath]

they feel like farsight enclave tech

[plush mason]

they are literally just a battletech mech lol

[arctic talon]

First time I saw one I thought it was a normal spider tank

And then I got cooked alive lmao

Very funny trick bungie

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/destiny2-gunslinger-golden-gun-subclass-solar-gif-26447382

[arctic talon]

I love pikes

[crisp heath]

ketches are really cool too

[plush mason]

and fucking huge

[crisp heath]

yea thats the best part

plus they actually feel alien in their design language

[arctic talon]

I love how for public events

In some areas the Ketch flying in the sky

Is busy fighting off other stuff

[plush mason]

dude one flew in close at the start of beyond light and literally the whole zone was shaking from the force of its engines

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Insurrection prime is funny as hell ngl

First brig ever made

It has a fucking nuclear arsenal inside of it

https://destiny.wiki.gallery/images/8/89/Insurrectionprime1.jpg

[crisp heath]

god the memories that awoke

[plush mason]

ngl its sad it was only due to one of the cutscene in beyond light that i realized the servitors are literally imitations of the Traveler

[arctic talon]

Guh

Yeah

They even produce ether

Like how the traveler did on Riis

[plush mason]

idk why it never clicked for me untill then

[arctic talon]

My favorite servitor design is prolly the spiders syndicate ones

I love the spiky servitor

[plush mason]

that one boss servitor in D1 had a really cool design

[arctic talon]

Sepiks?

[plush mason]

ye

it was just a campaign boss but man it was cool looking

[arctic talon]

It was a strike boss tbf

[plush mason]

true

[arctic talon]

I also like the perfected variant

https://destiny.wiki.gallery/images/thumb/f/f9/SepiksInfo2.jpg/300px-SepiksInfo2.jpg

SIVA sepiks

[green loom]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Lamenters/comments/1dkpilt/hi_team_im_richard_swan_author_of_the_lamenters/?share_id=uI2RzoJ9jSWmKNh_8g4MG&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1

[plush mason]

so the TL;DR is, the lamenters are so cursed not even becoming primarius marines could save them

[green loom]

If he responds to my question I'm gonna try drawing em 👀

[storm jungle]

Lmao thats neat

[arctic talon]

Lamenters are also

kind of just idiots sometimes

They stuck with Huron even as the Astral Claws started falling to Chaos lol

[storm jungle]

Abnett has a short story written for them

most of the fanbase should read it :)

[rose thorn]

This is bullshit obviously lamenters will win

[storm jungle]

they definitely did this knowing the sadistic torture that is that pauldron scheme

[rose thorn]

I love the fire hawks / flame
Falcons / burning eagles / (synonym for fire) (bird)

:(

All of the fire birds have been renamed twice to be fair

[storm jungle]

Running out of burny-terms at this point

[green loom]

As if yellow wasn't bad enough

[arctic talon]

Yellow + white + black

Nightmarish paint scheme lol

[hallow saddle]

deffo seems worth getting decals printed if someone's doing lamenters

[rose thorn]

hey so, why are the blood angels so popular?

[dusk patrol]

People like their look

They like their concept

Same as any other popular chapter

Idk what you expect the answer to be here

Dante has some good books.

They’ve got a good amount of models and rules and whatever

[dire apex]

I like the angel part of their aesthetic

Pretty birdy wings

[wintry scarab]

Its strange that ive always thought the blood angels were the poster boys for space marines before i actually got fully into 40k. I remember seeing a bunch of red space marines as a kid.

[arctic talon]

Prolly blood ravens

[tough haven]

Is it possible for forge world denizens to inherit augmetics like in Forges Of Mars?

I’m trying to figure out how my character would get medium/high grade augmetics as a lowly tech adept

Specifically a mind impulse unit and a auspex array

[sacred ginkgo]

Theft

[rose thorn]

imperial fists 💀

but yea fair

[dusk patrol]

Imperial Fists get plenty of rep too

People like a baseline chapter

[rose thorn]

fair

[dusk patrol]

Frankly all First Founding chapters you see plenty of armies for

[rose thorn]

i like ultramarines because politics and logistics is my favorite part of scifi

[dusk patrol]

Obviously some more than others but

There’s always some at tourneys and stuff

[rose thorn]

ive been binging space marine kitbash videos and just got curious about blood angels, people complain ultramarines are good guy marines but say nohting about blood angels

(i will not be starting space marines for a while, no one makes hobby vidoes about stormcasts sadly)

[dusk patrol]

Idk, none of them are really good guys

[rose thorn]

yea

obviously teh least evil warhammer faction is the genestealr cults /hj

[arctic talon]

they can get them as gifts or rewards

[tough haven]

Maybe from a overly generous magos

Maybe my character has those implants as a “reward” for being a subject of some let’s say less than sanctioned brain surgery/augmentation by a magos biologis he studied under

[misty vector]

The blog post about the new map where they just “forgot” to turn off the cooling systems made me wonder

How do hive cities generate all that electricity and power

[celest dome]

Geothermal

[sacred ginkgo]

It can vary as well

A city you find in Rogue Trader is powered by a relic reactor

[queen laurel]

Ancient generators

Literally from the planets core

Depending on how creative the hive city is they have their own unique way of gathering energy

[orchid lark]

The most common power source are geothermal, but like not in a good way.

In typical 40k fashion, you can destroy the entire hive city by messing with geothermal power plant

[fierce panther]

I feel like Chaos Space Marines were really short sighted

Instead of dying for a just cause they are now in space hell

[storm jungle]

Pretty much everyone in 40k is shortsighted

chaos marines got a cause and just wanna kill shit

[orchid lark]

I mean Word Bearers probably saw it as a plus

[fierce panther]

Slightest inconvenience made them to turn to chaos

[queen laurel]

That's what chaos does to you

as a matter of fact you know the reason why nurgle worshippers are happy?

Because nurgle literally feeds their delusions that they are happy like the moment their connection with them is cut they go insane and what they have become

[storm jungle]

I wouldnt call it "slightest" lol

[orchid lark]

Everyone in 40k in stuck in the space hell of their own making

[storm jungle]

that quote pretty much sums it up

they arent really doing anything different they werent already doing for the imperium lol

[fierce panther]

Or he lied

[orchid lark]

Word Bearers also didnt have a small inconvenience happen to them

[queen laurel]

Except orks they are in heaven

[orchid lark]

They got really hurt and didnt get brought to reality correctly

[fierce panther]

Imperium isn't the kind to send space marines to kill civilians for shits and giggles. So that chaos marine is full of shit

[storm jungle]

They are lol

[orchid lark]

The Avitus Betrayal from DoW2 comes to mind

[queen laurel]

they are

[storm jungle]

the Imperium has literally committed galactic genocide on countless societies humans and alien, they arent good guys.

[orchid lark]

Planets that dont pay tithes in time get assaulted lmao

[storm jungle]

the Salamanders have a specific company that is specifically equipped to put down uprisings by civillians and burn them en masse

[queen laurel]

and where was that when the fans are talking about them

[orchid lark]

But they do it heroically and nicely right

[storm jungle]

Uh no, surprisingly 💀

its in their 8th ediiton supplement

its so fucking funny

lmao

[orchid lark]

[fierce panther]

Salamanders wouldn't do that

[storm jungle]

They do

They are space marines

[orchid lark]

????

[storm jungle]

lol

[orchid lark]

Like

[queen laurel]

Yeah the imperium fans cover up the crimes of the imperium like the government covers up the war crimes they have committed

[orchid lark]

Do you think space marines are heroes or something?

[storm jungle]

^

Like lol

[queen laurel]

they are genuinely a very bad society

[storm jungle]

Chaos Marines pretty much do half the shit loyalist marines do just with more torture, daemons and flesh growths

[orchid lark]

Ah yes, the super humans we made to kill and destroy are here to smack our hands a bit

[storm jungle]

[fierce panther]

Salamanders are the good guys, can't have them kill unarmed people

[storm jungle]

They arent good guys

lol

stop taking everything from memes

[queen laurel]

can you tell me the name of the company so that I can copy and paste it to piss off an imperium lover

[orchid lark]

Yes, the salamanders, the society notoriously for DISCRIMINATING nomads and weaklings are the good guys

[queen laurel]

My hatred for imperium apologists knows no bounds

[storm jungle]

They definitely get some special privelage from authors as well where they conveniently almost are never shown doing any war crimes unless you dig properly which is very funny lol

[orchid lark]

Like if you want to talk about a chapter and culture that cares for humanity in the SLIGHTEST talk about maybe Raven Guard, and arguably Blood Angels

[storm jungle]

Flesh Tearers accidentally killing regiments they work with 💀

[orchid lark]

But Salamanders ARE SO FAR from being the good good guys

[orchid lark]

They apologised, i watched the their youtube apology

[queen laurel]

marines malevolent when they accidentally bombarded an important position

[orchid lark]

Its the spider man multiversus picture thing with Seth instead

[storm jungle]

the pariah nexus animation also actually does a good job showcasing it, Sakaan literally tries his best saving some civillians but in the end has to leave them and they all die LMAO

its entirely his fault

[queen laurel]

he made them Sakan on that lasgun

[orchid lark]

In his head, he probably thought and definitely believes that if they wanted to survive, they shouldve kept up and pulled their weight

Literally his chapter and planets beliefs and culture

[queen laurel]

yeah finding an actually good space marine is very rare

[storm jungle]

yep again the sallies just always conveniently are never seen mostly doign anything evil

its why im glad that codex entry in their supplement exists

[queen laurel]

it's that They don't exist it's just that they are literally harder to find than a needle in the middle of the universe

[orchid lark]

Its also asking a lot from them to

Do Good

[queen laurel]

yeah

Happens alot when they have the same personality depth as a dwarf

[orchid lark]

I think a lot of people just, and I always bring this up, think when space marines fight

Its just space marines

And nothing else in the imperium has a hand in stuff

Like that imperial guard medic or sister hospitallier or that adept bio magos is gonna help you

[shadow plover]

https://imgur.com/a/b6cpTx3

[orchid lark]

The space marine apothecary would snap your neck as your treatment instead

[shadow plover]

Salamander encountering civilians

[queen laurel]

ohh yeah he ditched the sword

If I remember correctly

i think he ditched it but i can't remember

[orchid lark]

Yeah he did

[storm jungle]

the amount of "me encountering krieg fans" memes that spawned from this was a gold mine

[queen laurel]

ok why

[shadow plover]

[queen laurel]

it's a chainsword

it would have been helpful to have you know

[orchid lark]

He didnt want it

[shadow plover]

stuck in the goob

[orchid lark]

Messed with his build

[queen laurel]

my god sakan

[shadow plover]

ugly krieg flesh all over the machinery

no time to fix

[orchid lark]

Its like when Titus takes off his jump pack

“Out of fuel.”

[storm jungle]

god that little ear flick still gets me lol

what a sadistic fuck

[queen laurel]

i don't need the ear flick to know from that toothy smile that he enjoyed that

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

Me sowing

vs Me reaping

[winter vessel]

I feel like this trailer is the only time i've ever seen an Ork wearing a cap.

[orchid lark]

Kaptain Bludflagg from DoW2 Retribution has pirate hat

[dusk patrol]

They wear hats a lot

[queen laurel]

The funny thing is that is very survivable to an ork

But I'm pretty sure the krieg is smart enough to decapitate him

[winter vessel]

I mean like this specific ork.

[dusk patrol]

Depending, most still die if you shred their insides enough. Just like some survive decapitation but most that’s more than enough.

Not that it mattered in about 30 seconds anyways.

https://tenor.com/view/pinksvera-squidward-pie-explosion-gif-12419855336923696665

[queen laurel]

if ghaz can walk with his brain on his hand i'm pretty sure you can tough it out

[dusk patrol]

Ghaz isn’t what I would use for a baseline Ork example

[queen laurel]

i mean back in the day he got that he was still pretty basic

I'm pretty sure he only wake up and got the vision when he got finished with the surgery

[dusk patrol]

I know technically but my point is it’s like anything else, some survive crazy shit, a lot die from one las round round to the chest or head.

[queen laurel]

Ohh yes the writers specialty

[dusk patrol]

They’re very tough but we’re always seeing outliers anyways

[queen laurel]

If a chaos marine can literally get killed by a las gun being shoved in their mouth what the hell

[dusk patrol]

It was a very pokey lasgun

[queen laurel]

This is warhammer if a giant war machine that has Shields strong enough to survive orbital bombardment gets destroyed by a very crazy ork who am i argue with durability

[dusk patrol]

I try to not think of Brooks books as much as I can

A lot of authors do it but man I wish more of them would learn that, if you make the enemy your dude fighting seem competent and impressive it reflects better on your dude.

If your dude is killing a bunch of dipshits it doesn’t make them seem impressive

[queen laurel]

but it's not him though i'm talking about Wazdakka Gutsmek

He didn't even have the luxury of having a teleporter he literally just rammed into the shield

[dusk patrol]

Well that happens in a Brooks book too

[orchid lark]

The toughness of a titan seems always odd to me

Because in apocalypse games

Like, a devastator squad armed with plasma cannons only are

[dusk patrol]

There’s exactly one book where an Imperator that doesn’t die later survives the book

[orchid lark]

Titan killers

[dusk patrol]

And it’s the Imperator book

[dusk patrol]

That’s just game mechanics

[orchid lark]

Yeah I get that

Its just funny to think about

[dusk patrol]

I mean technically marines are ideal for taking down titans if they can close the gap

But most infantry is also

[storm jungle]

People also overhype the shit out of titans

like they are powerhouses but it can very much become a david and goliath situation

theres a reason they need escorts and shit

[queen laurel]

Ulfthak did use a Shokkjump Dragsta so while yes him killing a titan wasn't the best feat to give him you can at least lee way to the fact that he did teleport in the shield

Wazdakka Gutsmek just decided **** it we ball

[storm jungle]

hotwheels.....

[queen laurel]

son of grox

i hate you

[storm jungle]

ITS LITERALLY A RACECAR

[dusk patrol]

Yeah titans are a favorite worf effect thing for writers. ADB does it a lot too. It’s actually to the point where I’m gonna be shocked if a Imperator survives a book

[queen laurel]

i didn't want it to be associated to HOT WHEELS

[storm jungle]

Imperators will die to a sneeze from a chaos cultist 💀

[dusk patrol]

Have you seen the new Ork racing game?

I wouldn’t be shocked if there’s a crossover

[storm jungle]

the implication that being associated with hotwheels being a bad thing is heresy itself

[dusk patrol]

The implication that somehow Orks are above that is

[queen laurel]

and to top it off i hate that you remind me that the way i color my vehicles in speed freak is very reminiscent of one

for the love of gork and mork

[storm jungle]

to be fair it does fit

[queen laurel]

All I was thinking about was hot wheels when I was done

And I have been trying to forget about it for the past days

[dusk patrol]

You know a Blackstone Fortress Roguelike would be sick

[queen laurel]

i'm never gonna get rid of it because i did make a fully gold Grot mega tank

[dusk patrol]

Unlock different characters as you progress

[storm jungle]

it literally is formatted as a dungeon-crawl game too

[dusk patrol]

If you beat it you unlock Solitaire/Watchmaster play through

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

Actually one of my favorite things GW has done.

[storm jungle]

Same, its probably one of the best showcases of how much creative side-content you can do in 40k

im surprised it got that much effort as it did

[queen laurel]

quick question dilara

Does Sigmar forbade storm cast eternals from falling in love

[storm jungle]

Nope

One of the first stormcast books has a post-sex chatting scene of two of them in bed

[queen laurel]

ok a so Knight-Incantor falling inlove with a Trade Pioneer is a go

[storm jungle]

lmao

[queen laurel]

Now I just have to practice how to write romantically so that I don't get labeled as a weird guy

i may as well throw them next to my orruk characters that are basically gotrek and Felix if they are destruction and didn't have common sense

[dusk patrol]

The answer is: Don’t

Or if you do go big or go home. Full on smut. Long descriptive scenes.

[umbral dagger]

Fucjk you dorn

[storm jungle]

my favorite game of thrones region 🙏

[queen laurel]

OK hold on I will clean my history

[dusk patrol]

That or have them do some weak shit like kiss or hold hands.

Tenderly caress

That always gets the masses going

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

Bitches love tender caresses

[queen laurel]

ok so a Orruk iron jawz brute a bonesplitter morboy, a Knight-Incantor and a trade pioneer

[storm jungle]

hes fallen into the primordial romance soup

[dusk patrol]

And then the bar tender goes, what is this some kind of joke?

[queen laurel]

I like weird dysfunctional group dynamics that somehow work and become good friends

[dusk patrol]

Well duh everyone does

That’s why every Deathwatch or Rogue Trader or Dark Heresy campaign I’ve ever played somehow everyone is complete polar opposites

And we always collectively decide that yes the Flesh Tearer Techmarine should be the one who has to dance with the governors daughter.

[queen laurel]

That is certainly a way too bring people along together

Why yes let's bring the flesh eating marine to the ball what could go wrong

[dusk patrol]

Why yes I think the Night Lord Sorcerer would be the one we should send to try to placate the gang of orphans which have a device we need

[storm jungle]

If James Gunn was writing that scene it would end with them kissing and the acidic saliva in the Flesh Tearer's mouth as hes frenching her melts her face and they gotta flee the planet 💀

[dusk patrol]

Yes I do think the Ork should be our emissary to the rival puritan rogue trader house

These are all real btw

[storm jungle]

certified Dawn of War 2: Retribution moment

[dusk patrol]

And mostly worked out actually

[queen laurel]

i wouldn't be surprised if he came back with like a missing hand and the head of the rival rogue trader

[dusk patrol]

He got a godroll fellowship somehow

Iirc he was a distraction too.

The Flesh Tearer one was an agility test to see if he could dance and not step on her feet and then willpower to not kill her or freak out. Which he passed and then it created an amusing scene.

[queen laurel]

dude if he failed on that step on her feet roll she wouldn't have any feet at all

[dusk patrol]

And then it’s always “90+ natural Fellowship speaker boy mcslickrizz rolls 99 and 96 on reroll”

[dusk patrol]

Especially considering he was mostly augmetic. And Techmarines have terrible agility in that game.

And willpower

[queen laurel]

that makes it even more impressive

[dusk patrol]

Yeah it was fun. It turned out they were all genestealer cultists anyways so then we got to kill them all.

Which the flesh Tearer guy had a setup where he had a ton of servo arms with chain weapons and a chainfist.

[plush mason]

so what are these armored bodygloves i have heard about made of?

[storm jungle]

I think you mean mesh armor?

[plush mason]

its called an armored bodyglove in both rogue trader and the Xenos book

[storm jungle]

oh thats nothing special just "random cool equipment"

[plush mason]

ok so we are never told what its actually made of

[storm jungle]

yeah its literally just a bodyglove thats armored

the actual major body-armor types in the Imperium are just

• Flak
• Carapace
• Ceramite
• Mesh

I probably forgot one but im lazy

[leaden pilot]

it's probably made from some fibers like kevlar but sci fi

[plush mason]

yeah something like flak or mesh but made to be worn under other clothing

[green loom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsc02k_5EY&ab_channel=Warhammer

This game will be so good for references lol

[plush mason]

those orbital defence guns are something right out of Ogame and i love it

[storm jungle]

Pretty basic as most imperial aesthetics go but works with the game

[queen laurel]

I will admit sometimes I am very confused on how a lot of the factions just kind of dispose those large guns even though those things look like they can blow a hole through an entire mountain

[storm jungle]

Destroying supports and the core structure of the gun makes it basically worthless

its what happened to the gustav gun IRL

[green loom]

Probably easy to avoid too

[storm jungle]

size doesnt mean shit when the essentials dont function

[green loom]

I mean they're hitting shit in Orbit

[queen laurel]

that's what she said?

[green loom]

They have ample time to react

[queen laurel]

i suppose

[plush mason]

most 40k ships are massive and slow

[queen laurel]

but i think it's troop transports that are pretty fast

[plush mason]

ofc

[queen laurel]

Or they can do it the funny way where they outpower the orbital defense

[storm jungle]

yeah the big guns are for bigger targets

[plush mason]

those guns are made to hit the big ships

[storm jungle]

^

[plush mason]

they have smaller weapons for the smaller craft

and if those get overrun the big guns wont last long

[queen laurel]

To be fair every faction is a way to deal with orbital defenses now that I think about it

orks?

Throw rock at it and if that rocks somehow didn't shatter we have a base there

[storm jungle]

pretty much

Roks are OP

[plush mason]

even if every ork in the rok dies

thats just more spores

[storm jungle]

most broken faction smh

[queen laurel]

it's weirdly funny how practical and impractical orks are

Like for example they have this thing which can double as a drop pod and a weapon

[plush mason]

yeah but there literally made to fight literal gods and undead robots

they had to be OP

[queen laurel]

Yeah but right now they are just fun little goofballs that are still horrifying of course

[plush mason]

yup

the war in heaven was a wild time

the old ones literally making gods and super races to battle other gods