40k-lore-chat

[tough haven]

gender =/= sex

[green loom]

It's an important identity thing that they lost when they became robutts

[tough haven]

its just whether you define or present yourself as more masculine or feminine, or some mix of the two

[arctic talon]

Phaeron Nektarrik at some point either killed or removed Phaeron Onryx from power lol

[tough haven]

or neither

[arctic talon]

thank you GW very cool

[green loom]

Dysphoria is a major Necron theme so this is not shocking at all

[storm jungle]

Also necrons can shape their body however they want with mental commands, since they are based on egyptian culture it also has some other stuff to do with political clout and whatnot, the trans necron in the book basically went from being a Matriarch to Patriarch due to these reasons.

[queen laurel]

hey man you literally misspelled a word once so bad you turned it into a slur in my language

[dusky scroll]

I didn't mean it that way.... It's like saying my pendrive is female. Or saying ChatGPT is transgender.

[storm jungle]

Yeah its more that they were flesh once

[misty brook]

Not really sane too. Because his siblings that he ate are driving him insane, by cursing him mentally. Unless he regurgates them out of course.

[arctic talon]

they're also blue

[storm jungle]

so the concept of gender still exists with them

they are just robots now

[arctic talon]

bluecrons

[tough haven]

I mean if your pendrive was cognizant enough to develop a self identity, it could decide for how it percieves itself gender wise, if at all

[green loom]

Yeah necrons coincidentally aren't the equivalent of silverware or an SSD

[arctic talon]

Imperial politics colorized

[plush mason]

isnt there one dynasty that have bodies of gold because they where rich as hell before the transference?

[storm jungle]

Wheres the incest option

[storm jungle]

Also correct

theres even a pirate necron

my homie was binging spongebob 💀

[arctic talon]

That is trazyns dynasty

[plush mason]

lmao

[arctic talon]

Nihilakh dynasty are filthy fucking rich

they plate their warriors with gold

[green loom]

Loadsamoney

[arctic talon]

they're really close to Alatioc lmao

[queen laurel]

They got that bad moonz drip

[tough haven]

I mean yeah, they got put into metal bodies with nothing to mentally prepare or condition them

[arctic talon]

Nihilakh dynasty love flaunting wealth

[plush mason]

the ultimate super power even for a race of undead robots

[tough haven]

so they still feel like they have to breathe and shit but cant sometime

[arctic talon]

and uh counting money

[green loom]

Solem nonce

[arctic talon]

iirc their crown worlds treasurer

[tough haven]

whats their name again?

[arctic talon]

has individually counted every single valuble in its vaults

and keeps it messy on purpose

[young pecan]

Nihilakh dynasty the type of mfs to keep playing after the victory condition in a 4x game just to get more money

[arctic talon]

its said they're so rich their wealth eclipses every other dynasty combined

[dusky scroll]

I'd take the pre-robot era explanation.

Already had a smartphone that yelled "yamete kudasai" whenever someone texted me.

[arctic talon]

which is

fucking insane

[tough haven]

its also the pre robot era type thing

[green loom]

Elite we must raid them

[queen laurel]

Orks are also genderless but you refer to them using male pronouns because well you know they're the boyz

[young pecan]

Mr. Krabs ass dynasty man wth

[green loom]

They use they apparently

Per Biter

[queen laurel]

Oh neat

[green loom]

A space wolf gets pissy about it

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah on the Ghaz novel

[young pecan]

Well kinda like "guys" and "dude", I guess they use "boyz" the same way

[arctic talon]

Trazyn almost got banned for life from the crown world bcs he stole like 5 coins lol

[plush mason]

wwait so, Trazyn is technically so rich he could just buy most things he wants for his collection?

[arctic talon]

no

its not Trazyns money

though trazyn is filthy rich

[arctic talon]

the entire dynasty is super wealthy

[misty brook]

Trazyn likes to trade things.

[arctic talon]

as are all their overlords

[misty brook]

Besides stealing.

[queen laurel]

Yeah i remember this

[dusky scroll]

Thanks everyone for clearing up few more things about the 40k. It's always difficult to dig up info about 40k. digging one thing most of the time leads to 10 things that needs to be learnt first.

[queen laurel]

The space wolf is prime neckbeard for that one

[tough haven]

One of my favorite exchanges

[arctic talon]

aren't ork pronouns like they, boyz, git

[green loom]

Ye

[queen laurel]

I've seen to them refer to themselves as he too

[arctic talon]

yeah

I forgor

I think war of the beast has the beast use he

[green loom]

It probably only got highlighted since it's a ghaz book and usually authors wouldn't care enough to think about it

[queen laurel]

I mean like their units are literally called slugga boyz ard'boyz, burna Boyz skar boyz

[arctic talon]

OH thats right

[queen laurel]

They use boyz so much that male pronouns aren't outrageous

[arctic talon]

the ;iber xenologis ork flasghgit

he says he and his boyz

were looking for uh

the word for scrap

[green loom]

Well in this case that'd be mostly irrelevant since boyz in Ork speak would technically not be gendered

[queen laurel]

Yeah fair

[misty brook]

Oh right. Perpetuals will likely be more to appear too. Since Erda said they were the next evolution of Man-Kind. But that's her saying it. So far there's only the Emperor, Vulkan, and Anval Thawn.

[arctic talon]

Thawn is weird

he gets mentioned once in recent lore

and its him dying 💀

[green loom]

How'd he die

[arctic talon]

he got bisected by a chaos lord

He's fine

probably

[misty brook]

Yea.

Though a Perpetual being naturally made from being born from normal humans would be something.

It's easier to make them artificial though.

[arctic talon]

he's died like twice in recent lore

once in 7e got impaled by Nikari and 8e he got bisected

[queen laurel]

Is that all he contributed in lore

Dying twice

[arctic talon]

uh

I mean yeah

[queen laurel]

God f****** dammit

[arctic talon]

he's a 40k character who's immortal

they tend to job

💀

[misty brook]

He got swallowed by Ku'gath one time and got out from craving himself out from the inside of the fat bastard.

[queen laurel]

You may as well just throw him with the avatar and the swarm lord

[arctic talon]

tbf

[queen laurel]

How

Wouldn't he literally melt

[arctic talon]

perpeutal bullshit

lol

ig

[queen laurel]

On the first contact

[arctic talon]

idfk

ask Thawn

he doesn't get mentioned

GW kind of treats him like the weird black sheep of the grey knights named character family

[queen laurel]

I'm going to kick you in between the crotch with a metal plated boot

[misty brook]

Perptuals can regenerate really fast. You have to do a shit ton of damage to actual faze them, tire them out enough, and kill them with special weapons.

[arctic talon]

either way the two times thawn has died have been via extremely traumatic injury lol

[queen laurel]

You would think that nurgle demons would counteract their regeneration

[arctic talon]

idfk

aegis armor bullshit

• he's a prepetual

[queen laurel]

Considering their literally the embodiments of rot and disease

Oh f*** it i'm not even going to think about it anymore

[arctic talon]

he's a named character he gets to violate rules

[queen laurel]

Some people are just f****** something

[arctic talon]

either way GW doesn't seem to want to touch him lol

bcs uh

idfk

if GW gives thawn a mini + rules again

I will literally drink paint

[green loom]

Joining Agrax

[misty brook]

I would really like GW to make a devouring entity that is associated with the Void. You know the Nothing that was once Creation itself, before the Big Bang that created the C'tan and universe.

[queen laurel]

I mean you are a professional nuln oil drinker

You should be fine don't worry

[misty brook]

Could a Gretchin evolve into a Ork if it go big enough or no?

[arctic talon]

no

just a very big and angry gretchin

[queen laurel]

Nah incapable of evolving past gretchen

It's literally just in their biology

[misty brook]

Okay. I think they get 'cleverer' then. It would be funny to see a Krork react to seeing a modern day Ork and see how devolved they've become. Though there's that one Ork who talks about smart stuff, but doesn't know what he is saying; Talker the Madboy.

[arctic talon]

they do get bigger tbf

I find it funny how every species in Destiny has a method of physically growing larger but humans

[misty brook]

Has anyone tried to make an artificial Pariah or breed the gene into the larger population of the Imperium?

[arctic talon]

no and also no

at least as far as we know

well I guess technically the exorcists

but not really

but breeding the gene no

[orchid lark]

The blanks do “procreate” with themselves

Since theyre the only ones who can tolerate one another

[plush mason]

they dont really make pariahs but just former daemonhosts which afaik are just immune to possession not general warp stuff

[orchid lark]

Its how theres always sisters of silence and culexus assassins

[orchid lark]

By exorcising the daemon outta you, you only become invisible to the warp, you dont get any anti-psyker abilities

[dusk patrol]

There’s always those because they’re actively hunting for them

[orchid lark]

This too

[dusk patrol]

The Inquisition, Sisters and Culexus temple among others are always looking for them

[orchid lark]

Jurgen out there getting milked bro

[plush mason]

isnt Cain's aid a blank and basically no one notices because his aura just manifests as bad BO which is easily explained by his lack of hygiene?

[orchid lark]

Ah thats where its from,

A white dwarf article had a rumour that sisters of silence had maintain bloodlines that could make more blanks.

In other words, this could be canon and non-canon at a drop of a hat.

[plush mason]

is white dwarf still being published? it seems like i dont hear about them much

[arctic talon]

It is

[queen laurel]

yeah and to celebrate the 500th release they even made a custom grombrindal for it

[plush mason]

nice

[crystal forum]

is it not fucked up that i thought white dwarf referred to the type of star

[plush mason]

i think that was the point

[queen laurel]

Yeah they are stars that have exhausted their nuclear fuel

[shell barn]

Wasn’t that the plot of Inquisitior Martyr?

[green loom]

I think that was just a super duper powerful pariah

[crisp heath]

The assinorum temples could do this very thing, as has the emperor

protiphages

there is also the black pariah from word bearers series in the heresy

[plush mason]

it was a pariah/psyker hybrid

[crisp heath]

Is abadon cringe or cool?

I think he’s kinda cool

[storm jungle]

Hes very cool

you just like him or dislike him or are just indifferent

[queen laurel]

But compared to the Chad he is like not that interesting right

both are mortal champions but only one is riding a three headed undivided Daemon

[storm jungle]

Archaon is just leagues above yea

[crisp heath]

Abadon says demons are cringe and only tools

Which is kinda based

Seeing how they ruined his dad

[outer wave]

Thats the entire Iron Warriors bit though

They're just mini Abaddons by that point

[celest dome]

Dorghar really changed in AoS

[queen laurel]

wait that three headed monstrosity is supposed to be his horse

[celest dome]

Iirc ye

ye it is https://ageofsigmar.fandom.com/wiki/Dorghar

[queen laurel]

bro had too much daemonroids

[outer wave]

Feed him a slaaneshi champ and a GHR champ

It needs the quintfecta

[crystal forum]

fantasy chaos goes so much harder than 40k chaos

[viral halo]

Archaon is the chad of chads

They should juice him up even more and make him a Full blown daemon prince

[celest dome]

I think it would cheapen out his story if he became a Deamon Prince

[outer wave]

^

I feel it would defeat his purpose as someone trying to get away from chaos

Or realizing that chaos is awful and that he and the rest of humanity (his tribe, really) can do so much better

Unless Idk he became a minor chaos god of humanity or some shit, but that would be wack

[viral halo]

Without a doubt lol

[celest dome]

Honestly a thing I could find awesome for Archaon's Host is if they managed to find a Sigmarite forge and started using them to make their own Stormcasts

[crystal forum]

the actual based version of abaddon

[outer wave]

Archaeon becoming his own faction, where instead of working for chaos in the hopes of desolation of the entirety of the world, they represent the coming of a new age (not one thats good per se but better than whatever ruin Chaos has in mind) could be cool

I dunno enough of AoS Archaeon though

[green loom]

Wonder what that is

[celest dome]

Look like a titan ?

[green loom]

Looks like we'll get a proper look at a Battle barge too

[shadow plover]

I love this

[green loom]

Was about to post it

[storm jungle]

GIMME LINK

[shadow plover]

https://youtu.be/43jmv9llmKU

[storm jungle]

🙏

[queen laurel]

QUICK GUYS

A RARE MOMENT WHERE DILARA LIKES SPACE MARINES

[storm jungle]

I hate space marines when they are plot armored cunts and as a corporate entity

i like the idea of them as a faction

[hallow plover]

I really want to watch it but at the same time I want to have the surprise when I play

[queen laurel]

Yeah not gonna lie as much as I don't really like space marines I will admit the game is starting to look banger

[storm jungle]

[green loom]

Customization seems

Pretty extensive

[outer wave]

Okay that does look cool

[queen laurel]

holy shit

[outer wave]

I'll admit it

That may make me look into this game more

[green loom]

Full page for existing chapters

Also can colour on your own

[hallow plover]

Nice

[outer wave]

I just wanna make Iron Warriors guy...

[hallow plover]

You will be able

[queen laurel]

Now that I'm getting a closer look at the multiplayer aspects it seems the story on this one will be on the weaker side

Compared to the first where the story was considered the highlight instead of the multiplayer

[outer wave]

Tbf I dont think the story was strong in the first game

[queen laurel]

Ohh no definitely

[green loom]

Space Marine 1 was

Fine

[queen laurel]

it was weak but the multiplayer from what I can gather didn't seem to attract a lot of people as well

[storm jungle]

HOLY FUCK, theres so many

[queen laurel]

oh the Bulwark looks so good

that is the Bulwark right

Or whatever the name is

[green loom]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

lmao the rippers

this is cute

[winter vessel]

I saw the Lictor Tyranid form in the trailer! Ohoo I’m looking forward to more variants to fight

[queen laurel]

The frame rate I can feel it dropping

holy fuck

[queen laurel]

It looks gorgeous

[green loom]

Actually looks kinda stable

[queen laurel]

yeah but i don't really trust my PC because it's not really the best

[green loom]

Which isn't shocking there's like a dozen companies with semi-stable horde tech

[queen laurel]

Unless they have God level optimization

it seems to be very stable though from what i can gather

[storm jungle]

Well yeah otherwise you failed at your job of making a trailer

you gotta sell that it can run

[winter vessel]

Hmm let’s see. We have edge lord in the middle, Dissociative identity disorder on the left, not sure about the one on the right

[green loom]

Dreadnought spotted

[queen laurel]

Almost thought that was a decimator for a second

[winter vessel]

It’s the primaris dreadnought right? The Sarcophagus looks more elevated.

[queen laurel]

yes

The one that burns up the pilot as fuel

[green loom]

Realistically this is probably going to be like

Okayish

Maybe mid

[green loom]

Elevated to good if you like 40k since it looks like they're hitting the mark pretty nicely in terms of setpieces/customization

[outer wave]

Sigh yeah that does look cool....

[winter vessel]

I mean for me I’m greatly looking forward to it. I never got the chance to play the first only watched playthroughs. I’d get it but we’re only a few months away from SM2’s release.

[outer wave]

I really wasnt too into SM2

But the multiplayer customization and shit does look awesome

[shadow plover]

big stomp

[storm jungle]

note the rubric on the right disolving into cocaine

[outer wave]

What would happen if I snorted said cocaine?

[winter vessel]

It’s actually grimace shake powder

[outer wave]

Absolutely potent poison

[queen laurel]

@storm jungle can you make a meme out of this

oh sorry ed

Didn't mean to reply to you I just forgot I was going to say something then my brain suddenly forget

[green loom]

Literally going to kill you

[shadow plover]

inb4 double whammy twist and Chaos isn't the surprise enemy but the necrons rise up in the last third of the game

[outer wave]

Thatd be based

[queen laurel]

fuck you Eddy

[winter vessel]

Freshman playing Dodgeball with the seniors be like:

Or no wait. “Kid with a foam sword vs Homicidal maniac with an actual sword”

[hallow plover]

The ork warboss from SM1 somehow survived and comes back for revenge.

[outer wave]

Id love that

From what cutscenes I saw, he was a highlight

[hallow plover]

SPEHSS MUHREEN!

[queen laurel]

as much as i would love Grimskull he got point blank obliterated with a plasma gun

Very likely he didn't survive

[crystal forum]

i think i'm putting the money in

[winter vessel]

“I ain’t so easy to kill”-Grimskull. Even for an ork war boss that line was cold

[outer wave]

Im just gonna wait til reviews come out a month or two later

[hallow plover]

Very likely isn't 100% :^)

[crystal forum]

better value than a single intercessor box

[queen laurel]

it would be fun for him to return but very unlikely

[shadow plover]

his yell is engraved to my mind

[hallow plover]

We can only hope.

[crystal forum]

even if the gameplay is shit at least i'll have satisfying space marine gunplay

[hallow plover]

I'll be happy with the nids and 1ksons

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/ZJjgCJ5MXdA?si=m30qhoFl250GzoUO the goat

[winter vessel]

My inner Salamander instincts are going full power if I have Guardsmen accompanying me at any given time during the story. I blame Halo for it

[hallow plover]

If we're lucky the game sells well and we get more eventually

[storm jungle]

Smarter decision

like if this game isnt filled with bugs on release ill be surprised

theres a ton of working gears

lmao

[outer wave]

Smartest is to never buy it

Save money

Economy bad

[winter vessel]

I normally give games that I want a week after release

[queen laurel]

i'm gonna wait this one as well\

[outer wave]

Its more that Ive seen Starfield go from okay to negative over the span of like 4-5 months

[queen laurel]

after the hell divers debacle I was right

[outer wave]

Dunno if it'll happen here

[queen laurel]

really wanted to get into it with Sony just had to be Sony

[green loom]

I can't physically justify preordering

[outer wave]

Nope neither can I

[green loom]

But I'm looking forward to it

[storm jungle]

from 800k players to like what 50k in a few months?

[green loom]

Like it's probably too big to fail

[queen laurel]

Yeah it was amazing how one single move absolutely obliterated it

[green loom]

So here's hoping they actually support the game

[storm jungle]

that issue is still not fixed btw

[green loom]

In fairness 50k is.... pretty healthy tbh

[queen laurel]

oh for fuck

[queen laurel]

yes but if you compare it to their old numbers that is like very weak

[outer wave]

39k right now on steam damn

[green loom]

That would've h appened regardless, like it did with the last 4 mainstream hits(Lethal Company/Among us etc.)

[winter vessel]

432k at launch. Last week after the recent warbond release we averaged 142k every day. Two days ago we totaled 145k But normally we set around 87k-92k in total

[hallow plover]

It's midday on a thursday though

[outer wave]

Palworld is at 18k right now from 1mil a few months ago

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/two-face-coin-batman-harvey-gif-18731309

50/50

game is either dogshit on release or fine

[winter vessel]

With the release of the most recent patch, it’s a good step for us helldivers

[spring cairn]

only 1 way to know is to wait for it to come out

[queen laurel]

Ohh yeah focus entertainment they're the ones that made like a few of the warhammer FPS games

[winter vessel]

Most people only refer to the steam charts and not include PlayStation counts

[queen laurel]

death wing and necromunda if i recall

[storm jungle]

It wont be dogshit but im very much expecting it to perform well with a ton of bugs and then becoming a good regular 40k game people play.

[shadow plover]

nah deathwing and necromunda were made by the E.Y.E. folks

[storm jungle]

the fact that it has space marines alone will help kep it alive for a year or three

[crystal forum]

alright just bought ultra edition

[storm jungle]

ew

[green loom]

They publish MOST 40k games

[spring cairn]

i'm afraid it'll just look good and play extremely mid

[crystal forum]

provincial taxes for online purchases makes me want to eat lead

[queen laurel]

Ohh they're mostly they're for the publishing stuff

[green loom]

The devs are sabre interactive

[shadow plover]

yeah

[green loom]

They did the WWZ games

[storm jungle]

I was being nice but this is just as likely yeah, because this trailer was very much the guy just yapping and showing like some things

its deffo still gonna be around for a bit considering Primaris and all that jazz

[crystal forum]

it looking good is all i want out of it personally

[green loom]

It only has to top SM1

[queen laurel]

it's definitely the visuals

[green loom]

Which is

Not hard

[queen laurel]

That captivate a lot of the people

[crystal forum]

i only play darktide because it looks good

[spring cairn]

but doing worse isn't hard either

sadly

[green loom]

Ehh not really

SM1 was like

EXTREMELY barebones

Looking baclk

[crystal forum]

also i bought this 2500$ computer and i'm going to use every motherfucking FPS god damnit

[queen laurel]

It was in the popular era of very little replayability games with decent story and a lot of action

like metal gear revengeance

[shadow plover]

it was a quintessential 7th gen game

[queen laurel]

But that one is actually good don't behead me

It's your basic run-of-the-mill the story is decent but it's the action what you come for game

[green loom]

Yeah like again it was just
okay

[crystal forum]

you're all being nerdy rn

just dont buy it

[green loom]

I'm too depressed to draw so it's all I have left to do

[queen laurel]

Like you don't know the sizes of every ******* vehicle in the imperium with the exact measurements you piece of breathing flesh

[crystal forum]

it's not a guardsman game therefore i do not care

i just want shooty shoot

and do the soyjack pointing meme when i see gravis armour

anyways i'm getting the game 4 days in advance now so i'll be sure to show you guys how inveitably unpolished it will be

[green loom]

There do be a dedicated Gravis class

[hallow plover]

You all lack faith

[shadow plover]

I'd be gravitating towards that grand gravis armour

[crystal forum]

they made sure to include every tabletop class to please the SM players

[shadow plover]

there's no Desolators.....

game bad

[queen laurel]

I'm probably going to run bulwark no surprise there

[shadow plover]

the art is nice

[spring cairn]

this makes me want a 40k battlefield with the guard even more

[shadow plover]

smaller scale better

[spring cairn]

seeing classes in a shooter like that

look it's 40k

if there isn't 40,000 players per match

don't bother

guard vs tau, asymmetric rising storm style oh yeah

[crystal forum]

fuck you

[shadow plover]

mean!

[crystal forum]

large scale better

[celest dome]

Manageable scale is better

[spring cairn]

guard in a shooter need large scale tho

for all the tanks

because it's not the guard without the armor

[crystal forum]

and the artillery

[green loom]

Idk I'd vibe with guard spec ops

[crystal forum]

which the tabletop butchers

[spring cairn]

eh artillery we can skip

as call in's maybe

[crystal forum]

it literally defines the guard

you're a fake fan

[spring cairn]

yeah but it wouldn't work in a fast paced bf style game

then you'd have to slow it down and do hell let loose or something

[crystal forum]

BF has mortar stuff though

[crystal forum]

that works too

[queen laurel]

yes but that's a portable mortar and i do not want a mortard running around and just sitting shooting in the back

[crystal forum]

i want howitzers

large boom

[queen laurel]

Imagine that with an artillery man

[crystal forum]

explosions

[queen laurel]

He's just getting killed because he just just sitting all the way at the back of the map raining down Hellfire whether you like it or not

[crystal forum]

but what if kaploooyey

kerblam

[queen laurel]

tank

[leaden pilot]

Best guard game that could ever come to be would be literally Battlefield 1 but reskinned

[shadow plover]

yeah but bf1 bad

[spring cairn]

any battlefield with a 40k skin would slaps

but why stop at just a coat of paint

[crystal forum]

even 2042?

[shadow plover]

any battlefield pre 3

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-15302685

[shadow plover]

ouch

[leaden pilot]

Why?

[crystal forum]

holy shit imagine not even enjoying 3

[shadow plover]

pre as in before

[crystal forum]

yeah i know

how do you not like 3

[green loom]

Battlefield 2 was pretty good

[crystal forum]

even 4 is good

[shadow plover]

battlefield games didn't feel like a battlefield games anymore after it

[spring cairn]

i liked all bf's and never played 2042 so i can't tell you if it's bad

[crystal forum]

a lot of people loved bf1 but i never got why

maybe because it felt so different

[shadow plover]

4 was on the cusp of losing the identity but lost it at 1

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/X9ChkYgrBtQ?t=56

[shadow plover]

fuck yeah

[crystal forum]

bad company 2 was good too

[storm jungle]

"I NEED A RIDE"

"No way man"

[green loom]

Remember the uhhh

[storm jungle]

[shadow plover]

2142 and 2 were the GOATs

[green loom]

Console Exclusive 1943

[storm jungle]

lmao i remember

i grew up on shit like Battlefield 1945, Vietnam and 2 though

[shadow plover]

howabout console exclusive 2

[crystal forum]

i got it on xbox 360

early battlefield was so simple

[green loom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0YZ6f0nYU4&ab_channel=PhlyDaily

[shadow plover]

yet none of the later ones reached the highs of storming a titan in 2142

[crystal forum]

the map changes in 4 were amazing

dont clown me

i tried 5 and it sucked so hard

[shadow plover]

4 had THE weakest launch maps in the series

the expansions were a bit better

[crystal forum]

the tower map is still goated tf is wrong with you

[spring cairn]

5 was good when i played it and i'm not afraid to say it

[shadow plover]

Sanghai? The levolution event literally ruins the map

[crystal forum]

bruh

[green loom]

I tried playing 5 and couldn't

[shadow plover]

it's 'cool' to see it fall but the match after it is just a scramble to get it over with

and by the later months/years most servers forbid felling it

[crystal forum]

because bf server owners are bitches

[shadow plover]

well true

but I didn't want to see it either

shit sucked

[green loom]

I remember that episode of BFFs

[shadow plover]

yay the map is now a grey mess and the main area of contest was a pile of shit

[crystal forum]

i like the pile of shit

i like confusing maps

[green loom]

The best thing about BF4 is dumb clips on gamesprout

[shadow plover]

it's not even confusing, it's literally just a pile of concrete dust and piping sticking out without any cover

[crystal forum]

exactly

i love it

pure chaos

[shadow plover]

not really because everyone stops contesting the area after its done

[storm jungle]

^

Jay is the worst kind of BF fan

get him

[crystal forum]

you're playing the modern matches

with bitchy people

[storm jungle]

Im gonna play a modern match by AIRSTRIKING YOUR HOUSE

[queen laurel]

Alright everyone fish react my message if you want to mutilate Jay with a hammer

[shadow plover]

I'm not that mean

maybe with mallets though

[queen laurel]

deal

[spring cairn]

bf is peak casool game, idc if the map is dogshit aslong as it's turned to mush by the time the match's over

[leaden pilot]

Bf 1 was good tho
And I feel like the idea of heavy vehicles arriving when one team loses would be perfect for 40k

[green loom]

I didn't like BF1 that much

[crystal forum]

battlefield and call of duty fall in the category of if you take this seriously you're a tool

[green loom]

Though that's mostly reinforced by me playing with crazy input lag on GeForce Now

[leaden pilot]

Like when one team loses a baneblade arrives

[shadow plover]

I was pretty hype for bf1 and even attended an invite only tournament a couple weeks after it's release in Sweden but pretty much never touched the game after that tournament lol

[crystal forum]

i personally disliked how they tried so hard to make a battlefield game work in WW1 for literally no reason

[winter vessel]

Operations was brutal on Verdun Heights. That was the one time where it felt like close quarters ww1. No campers, and people actively using their melee weapons, total back and forth between the French and the Germans on the last objectives.

[leaden pilot]

Operations generally were so cool

[green loom]

I did love a single assault sitting in a trench murdering everyone

[leaden pilot]

Shame they abandoned them for 2042

[winter vessel]

“Specializations” we’re a mistake.

[spring cairn]

bf5 iwo jima, ur welcome

[shadow plover]

2042 was a sorry mess, didn't even manage to spent the free 10 hours origin offered

[spring cairn]

my beloved

[leaden pilot]

It's a bit better now, but it's still pretty bad

[crystal forum]

2042 was an excuse for EA to be bought out by microsoft

[storm jungle]

It died on arrival

[crystal forum]

like there's no way they could accidentally ruin a game series that much

[queen laurel]

Bro it didn't die on arrival it was rotting

[shadow plover]

BFV I skipped entirely, 1) the beta ran like shit on my pc 2) didn't really care for historicals at all at that time anymore

[leaden pilot]

BF V was good last time I've played it

[green loom]

The most I cared about 2042 was that Irish was in it from 4's campaign
But then his VA died like 5 minutes after the game launched and the other dude was already killed off in a trailer

[shadow plover]

but what I've heard BFV was pretty decent and one of the better modern bf games

[spring cairn]

i played it last year or two years ago and i was surprised how good it was compared to how much shit people talked about it

[winter vessel]

I’m telling ya, if they started off with Pacific Theater, guarantee you it would be a success for BFV. Originality of 1942 reimagined with modern tech. IT was only at the tail did I manage to bother touching it

[spring cairn]

like totally undeserved

[green loom]

Yeah but Lambda

Women

[shadow plover]

yeah seemed like it wasn't really a bad game, wasn't just interested in it the slightest

[green loom]

Bad

[crystal forum]

they just pick and choose a random time period arbitrarily it feels like

next they'll do civil war and have tanks in it or some shit

[leaden pilot]

I enjoyed that V had an option of conquest, but with less vehicles

[spring cairn]

yeah just the transport that was p good

[shadow plover]

well 2042 makes sense because of 2142 which was just what if 1942 but two hundred years in the future and this one was the middle child

and the left out one

whom none loved

[crystal forum]

whatever at least slower paced FPS's have taken over the indie market

[winter vessel]

Ok now you’re just huffing the Lho-stick smoke too much with that nonsense, buddy

[crystal forum]

what?

[spring cairn]

sinking a landing barge in 5 using those big coastal gun is peak

[crystal forum]

just look at how they butchered ww1 in bf1 lol

could have been a ww2 game and nobody would have noticed

[spring cairn]

i mean it's true but

no one would've played a "real" ww1 bf

sadly

[crystal forum]

i just wish they could stick with modern time periods

i want my fucking javelin missiles

[green loom]

Sinking the Carriers in 1942

[celest dome]

It's a fair assessment on a historical side, but tbh they're supposed to be games, not historical reenactment 🤷

[winter vessel]

Gameplay I enjoyed it. I didn’t nitpick on it so much because my understanding of it was fairly limited, and the accounts from any living surviving members, who are likely dead at this point, are not gonna make it as accurate.

And rarely are the FPS that take place in WW1

[celest dome]

Playing pseudo historical settings is more to my taste than modern ones

[spring cairn]

bf1 had a distinct lack of french and trenches before the dlc dropped i'll give you that

[celest dome]

True

[shadow plover]

yeah the historical inaccuracies are whatever

the game just didn't feel like fun shit

[celest dome]

But that's American centriism, won't sell as well if you don't have them from base (at least in America)

[crystal forum]

i just dont get why even bother

[celest dome]

People like that

[winter vessel]

Agreed, it feels grounded

[crystal forum]

why make WW1 tanks go 60 mph and biplanes have miniguns when modern period is RIGHT THERE

[celest dome]

People like Pseudo medieval games too

[celest dome]

Aesthetic 🤷

[shadow plover]

because modern stuff looks like shit

[spring cairn]

because bf4 was right there

[crystal forum]

and it was great

just keep making it

[celest dome]

Also there are/were many modern games, no point doing more of them

[shadow plover]

the modern hi-tech operator look is ass, hate it

[crystal forum]

that's actual executive speak

[spring cairn]

korean war battlefield, i don't americans are ready for that yet

[shadow plover]

"ouuugh I have a textured scarf on my face and driving goggles and my weapon is taped in some weird camo tape I'm so coool"

[crystal forum]

that's just WW2 with extra steps

[winter vessel]

Oh man…a Chosin Reservoir operation would be nuts.

[spring cairn]

yeah but it's in korea

[crystal forum]

almost the exact same equipment

[spring cairn]

and it's cooler because it's a niche topic

[celest dome]

Not really. The executive speak would be selling new games with small variations or simply reskins/asset swaps

[crystal forum]

"look at my funny WW2 concept weapon that never made it off the drawing board and look at the telescopic sight i slapped on it"

[shadow plover]

but slightly related, cannot wait for the game '83 now that it's back in production, god I hope they nail the game feel like with RS2 Vietnam

yeah but that doesn't pretend it looks cool

[spring cairn]

didn't know it was back

nice

thought they canned it for good

[shadow plover]

they did a small press release last month iirc

[spring cairn]

doesn't make me optimistic about the end result tho

[celest dome]

Executive brilliance will still always be managing to sell the same gameplay for 163 times

[shadow plover]

when they canned it they did say it was temporary

[winter vessel]

I’m mostly looking forward to Gears of War E-day when I was watching the Xbox game presentation

That and Doom: Dark Age

[queen laurel]

that skull gun was sick

and we actually get to ride the robot that was in the ******* station

in doom eternal

[winter vessel]

Going full pacific rim in that mech

[shadow plover]

same art director btw

[queen laurel]

Ohh yeah also the Slayer dragon

That one's cool

[winter vessel]

Oh yeah can’t forget that

But the sawblade shield. That’s like if Captain America went full on Frank Castle mode on his enemies

Oh yeah, rip and tear alright.

[queen laurel]

Yeah I'm going to be honest I feel like I am going to suffer with the parry system

i suck at parrying

[winter vessel]

Painful experience from playing For Honor kind of honed that aspect, different method, but it’s applicable for me

[rocky gale]

Some massive point increases for Sisters

[crystal forum]

protect the children

[arctic talon]

Good thing tbh

With their codex

[rocky gale]

It is good, but some of them are odd to see

Like Zepharim used to be the cheaper version compared to Seraphim, but now they're the more expensive option

Like 60/120 to 90/180 is a huge leap

Their new rules/statline must be amazing

[arctic talon]

I think it’s bcs of the zepharim melee bomb

With the new cannoness

[vocal drum]

tyranids just suck, they just swarm u with numbers boring

[arctic talon]

are we ignoring all the larger creatures 💀

bcs nid warriors are a match for marines in many situations

[queen laurel]

And uh licktors are incredibly funny

[storm jungle]

Weird way to spell the Imperium but i dig it

[gray umbra]

Jeanstealers

[arctic talon]

me when the freshly spawned tyranid warrior tears a marine in half

[queen laurel]

Me watching the supposed angels wearing the best ancient fridge armor they have get torn apart by an insect literally born yesterday

[gray umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-cope-warhammer-meme-shut-up-gif-24598622

[wintry scarab]

How are people still feeling about SM2? To me, it looks too good to be true.

[storm jungle]

We said it a bit above

[arctic talon]

I'm not preordering

[queen laurel]

Yep not pre-ordering too

[storm jungle]

Basically the "worst" it can be is just Good.

Im assuming a semi-shaky launch with a ton of bugs but fun gameplay.

[wintry scarab]

No one ever should imo

[rocky gale]

"They just swarm you with numbers"

gets crushed by a bug the size of a Walmart

[queen laurel]

Yeah from what i'm seeing it's definitely less empty compared to the first game at least

Which is a good thing more content is better than you know nothing at all

But too much can also be too much i'm looking at you destiny

[gray umbra]

Probably framerate issues at launch but generally solid

[queen laurel]

It looks like the optimization seems to be decent

[green loom]

Maybe if you don't think about potential issues yeah lol

[gray umbra]

Yeah i just generally expect frame issues for game releases lol

[green loom]

The presentation/artstyle looks good, gameplay remains to be seen

[arctic talon]

I'm expecting it to play like the first but faster

[gray umbra]

I just want to make my reiver's cheeks clap

Yeah and more punchy with the weap effects

[queen laurel]

Yeah the movement seems to be very restricted and like the only new thing i saw was like the timed shot parry

[wintry scarab]

As someone that really enjoys SM1, its really hard to not get excited over this new one. So im bracing for the worst. But if it comes out and is just "good" ill be very happily surprised.

[queen laurel]

Where you use a pistol to blow their skull open while they try to attack you

[storm jungle]

This is absolutely going to ruin some PCs, the amount of MOVING nids here is actually insane

[queen laurel]

The first one was good for its time

[storm jungle]

Always better to have no expectations and be surprised

[green loom]

Expect to be disappointed at all times

[gray umbra]

Ive been waiting for stalker 2 for so long my expectations are just nonexistent

[green loom]

I'd know, I'm a professional disappointment

[queen laurel]

Hope is the first road to disappointment said the space marine in dawn of war

[queen laurel]

My guy i am waiting for prototype 3

[celest dome]

That's where WWZ's Liquid Horde might be used again, could be less problematic than if it was in DT

[wintry scarab]

the thing is that ive only been propper into 40k since the annoncment of darktide. So i have no rose tinted glasses and i still had a blast with it. It is probably because of the theme itself though. I see why some think it was mid.

[queen laurel]

Dawn of war 4 actually has what

[queen laurel]

I'm not saying it's like bad it was just okay from the time it was made it was in the popular generation of games where the story is not really replayable but my god was it action pack

And the multiplayer was like i said not really that deep

[green loom]

Usually if a game is in a setting you like your enjoyment of it is considerably heightened

[celest dome]

DoW4 ?

[queen laurel]

Look man a man can dream

[rocky gale]

True true, except Dragon Age Veilguard, because Bioware has literally never disappointed anyone ever and always deliver on what they promise.

[celest dome]

I though you were saying that it was something tha was rumoured or something

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/anthem-gif-13465654

[rocky gale]

[arctic talon]

[queen laurel]

Oh fuck

[arctic talon]

We forgetting about somthin big

[rocky gale]

I don't know what that game is

[arctic talon]

just saying lol

[queen laurel]

This one was f****** sad

[wintry scarab]

I fell for this lol. I was one of those guys

[rocky gale]

These seems fake

[queen laurel]

The f****** suit was f****** cool

[rocky gale]

Fake news

[queen laurel]

Man i really wanted to have my chance on the juggernaut

[arctic talon]

mfw EA had to tell them to put FLYING back into the game

[queen laurel]

Or colossus

Yeah that was a colossus i forgot

[wintry scarab]

Yet to this day, i think Anthem has a sick artstyle and concept. Execution on the other hand-

[arctic talon]

Anthem had a great idea

[queen laurel]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

it just

uh

[queen laurel]

The suits are sick

[arctic talon]

LMAO

Bioware fucked up

so hard

its not even funny

[queen laurel]

Like they are cool they do flashy stuu

[arctic talon]

The fact they removed flying from the game

and had to be told to put it back in

[queen laurel]

Like the colossus literally my perfect heavy armor gameplay type beat

[arctic talon]

because like

lets be real here who the fuck would have played Anthem without flying

that was like

the thing

it was advertising lol

[queen laurel]

Wait they removed flying

You mean the flying that used to have an overheat system that you have to go through waterfalls to cool down

You know the flying that was literally advertised in the trailers

[arctic talon]

Yes

EA had to tell them to add it back in

[queen laurel]

My brother in f****** christ

[arctic talon]

because uh

[queen laurel]

What the f*** were they thinking

[arctic talon]

hey this is the thing ya'll were advertising

why isn't it in the game

also traversal sucks without flying

[wintry scarab]

I just remember that no matter what gender you picked, your interceptor suit just always had a fat ass.

[arctic talon]

you say that like its a downside

[queen laurel]

If EA of all people tells you to fix something you really genuinely f***** up

[wintry scarab]

I mained that shit

[arctic talon]

I did not buy anthem until after it died

[leaden pilot]

Kinda same, it's one of the 3 games I am waiting forthis year, which are Space Marine 2, Stalker 2 and KCD 2

[arctic talon]

bcs I played the beta

💀

anthem is so sad

man

Bioware really should have stuck with it lol

but nah they just took it out back and killed it lol

[queen laurel]

Funny i picked the final form of the red guy from among us as a armor

[gray umbra]

Speaking of disappointment

Do you rememver warhammer eternal crusade

[queen laurel]

Oh that

[green loom]

Personally I think we should appreciate the flat as much as the thicc

[queen laurel]

They're actually planning to bring it back

Well not the people who made them you know the fans who love the game

[wintry scarab]

I pre ordered it. Yup, i was that guy. But im not gonna lie. I had a pretty good time with it. I dont think my money went to waste nor would i take it back. Would be nice if they actually kept making the game tho and didnt just cancel the whole thing right as there was supposed to be a game rework update that skeleton team was working on.

[queen laurel]

It's like warhammer age of reckoning

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/destiny-destiny2-taken-taken-ogre-ogre-gif-23834013

[queen laurel]

Where people just like gather up the assets and stick them back together and to making a new game

[arctic talon]

The moment it got called a destiny killer

[queen laurel]

Or you know make a new one

[arctic talon]

it was fucking over 💀

[gray umbra]

Theres an eternal crusade private server rn

[queen laurel]

Yeah i literally just said that they are bringing it back

God damn it jack

[gray umbra]

But i remember when they were like "oh yeah this is gonna be like planetside 2"

And then it was just space marine multiplayer

With ELVES

[arctic talon]

oh also the fact the guns

sucked

[queen laurel]

Eternal crusade had other fractions right like orks

[gray umbra]

Yep

[arctic talon]

in Anthem really didn't help

[queen laurel]

And other xenos

[celest dome]

Apart from smaller Indie Dev projects I only have 3 not yet released games, Mechanicus 2, Den of Wolves and Blight

[arctic talon]

it was just Orks eldar, Marines, Chaos

Silksong

[celest dome]

Silksong will never release

[queen laurel]

We got gta 6 before silksong

[arctic talon]

We got a Warframe who's ||pregnant|| before we got Silksong

💀

[leaden pilot]

Blight might be cool

[wintry scarab]

People are not happy about that one lol

[arctic talon]

I mean it makes sense

Ballas turned a ||pregnant|| woman into a warframe

[queen laurel]

Wolf i know you are a bit screw in the head but why the f*** would you drop that on a normal conversation

[arctic talon]

because we're talking about absurd things

that would not happen realistically

[green loom]

Grove Street Families won't like this

[arctic talon]

just saying

[celest dome]

What's its name cause I'm not gonna google Pregnant Warframe

[arctic talon]

Jade

[queen laurel]

So in warframe if you are somehow good enough you can rizz up a literal god

[arctic talon]

No

[wintry scarab]

bad guy do what bad guy do.

[arctic talon]

getting turned into a warframe might as well just be dying lol

[wintry scarab]

Worse. Youre still alive. somewhat.

[arctic talon]

you get turned into someone whos in eternal pain at worse and a coma at best

yeah

[arctic talon]

she had ||the baby before|| she got turned into a warframe

it was both a punishment and an experiment

[queen laurel]

Sheesh

They had to go with the two in one package

I know warframe is very crazy but like damn

[celest dome]

thank you

[arctic talon]

oh also the fact your ||poor operator transferences into Jade when she starts uh "giving birth" so to speak is horrid||

[queen laurel]

[arctic talon]

Pretty normal looking frame tbf

[wintry scarab]

Not only that but now we took the ||plans, rebuilt her and are using her as a weapon after the original pooped out the little man and went kaput.||

[arctic talon]

its what she would have wanted

def not what ||stalker wanted though||

lmfao

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/535316487179730948/1252745600689246258/SPOILER_1718738407876338.png?ex=66755002&is=6673fe82&hm=11cae2dcab08a4433ed92ce0d723390a6d954b36f8573adc4d252ae52eee00c0&format=webp&quality=lossless&

[wintry scarab]

I like that. Thats funny

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah where do warframes draw their power

[arctic talon]

space hell

The Void

thats how they power their abilities

[queen laurel]

Oh they use the draw power from another dimension method

[arctic talon]

Operators are both a battery/the pilot

for frames anyways

[green loom]

Gives me Oberon vibes

[dire apex]

Tbf, the most outlandish part is hidden behind the weapon in that image

[arctic talon]

she still looks fine

tbh

[wintry scarab]

THe wings are still covering the main thing

[arctic talon]

yeah

its only odd during her 4

also its not like The Jade replicated by the foundry and helminth ||is pregnant||

[wintry scarab]

I mean, if you look at the warframe in game, you can tell somethings off though.

[arctic talon]

considering the blueprint reconstructs her at the time of her death

[arctic talon]

yeah

[queen laurel]

Warframe biology is something

[arctic talon]

They're just fucked up mutated humans

[arctic talon]

without organs really

[wintry scarab]

ive been playing this game for 9 years, and kid me was always so interested with what a warframe really is. When we got our answer, i was not disappointed. And my fav quest alongside that

[queen laurel]

Look if a mutated human can somehow manipulate time or you know literally destroy world ending meteors with nothing but a punch them maybe i will believe you

[arctic talon]

Umbra strangling us moment

[wintry scarab]

I know a bunch of people kinda just skip over this part, but when you got to see his human eye, i was jumping in my seat. I thought that shit was so cool

[arctic talon]

I'm suprised the infestation didn't just uh

eat it up

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah what about nidus

[arctic talon]

his eyes are practically speaking redundent organs

[queen laurel]

Isn't he a warframe that is like infected by something

[arctic talon]

nidus is just a "peeled" warframe

he doesn't have skin

nidus is just focused on using the Infestation

[queen laurel]

So mutating and having my skin removed can give me that cool power

Metal

[arctic talon]

well if you were just infested you wouldn't end up like that

you'd end up as something different

[queen laurel]

Like you?

[arctic talon]

💀

[queen laurel]

Sorry man the intrusive thoughts won

[arctic talon]

fun fact Bungie confirmed what happens when a human/awoken consumes Ether in destiny

besides being a hallucinogenic its the steroid to end all steroids

[queen laurel]

Do you survive it

[arctic talon]

Unless you're a guardian no

[queen laurel]

Yeah I guessed that

[arctic talon]

your poor heart would explode and your bones would shatter

[green loom]

I imagine the withdrawal is pretty bad in any case

[queen laurel]

Fictional steroids tend to have that side effect

[wintry scarab]

Do the guardians still die when using it?

[arctic talon]

you literally have to keep your flesh and bones together forcibly with The Light

if you fuck up you die painfully

[green loom]

Doesn't ether make the Eliksni grow

[arctic talon]

yes

either via your spine being shattered or rupturing multiple organs

[green loom]

I guess their bodies are made to actually process all that growth

[arctic talon]

yeah

[green loom]

Unlike us

I mean we crack when we grow a bit faster than normal

[arctic talon]

I mean Eliksni can grow to huge sizes pretty fast

but Eliksni bodies can properly handle the like

"growth"

[wintry scarab]

I will say, considering ive quit destiny after the lightfall incident as i just couldnt take it anymore, seeing how people are saying the finale is really good is giving me some fomo.

[arctic talon]

You can just watch it

If you want

[queen laurel]

I got a fun question for you

How well would a guardian fair against like an all out attack from warhammer factions

[arctic talon]

Fucking die lol

[queen laurel]

What

I thought they're like overpowered

[arctic talon]

I mean

They’re still flesh and blood

But yeah they can endure serious punishment

But like

[wintry scarab]

Yeah, idk though. It does feel strange sticking with it since d1 beta and then quitting right before the end. Idk. I may just wait for a sale or something.

[arctic talon]

If a lightbearers ghost dies it’s the end of the line

[queen laurel]

So a warboss has a chance of killing a titan is what you're saying

[arctic talon]

Yes

Assuming the ghost doesn’t just wait

But destiny guns are

Kind of horrifying

[queen laurel]

Yeah i heard they are kind of fucked

[arctic talon]

I mean if you think about it

a cabal slug rifle

is just a bolter

[queen laurel]

I don't know much about destiny lore but i will assume you are right

[wintry scarab]

And then you have a sniper that is just a god that lives off death. So they took the shape of a sniper and gave themselves to us so it can never starve.

[arctic talon]

"''The workhorse of the Cabal field arsenal, this weapon's apparent simplicity belies the technology behind it. Each round is a micro rocket capable of efficient operation in varying environmental and gravitational conditions. Standard-issue warheads mount a duplex explosive that combines an armor-piercing penetrator with a flesh-shredding shrapnel bus."

[queen laurel]

Holy f*** that is literally a bolter

[arctic talon]

the cabal might as well be Space marines

but less racist

[wintry scarab]

It looks a bit like a bolter too

[arctic talon]

This is considered the "light" version

they get bigger lol

The heavy slug thrower might as well be a death sentence to anyone on the other end of it

[wintry scarab]

Dont we use the psion version?

[arctic talon]

yes

we use a Psion Slug rifle

[queen laurel]

Is this like the bolt cannon

[arctic talon]

and the thing is still fucking huge

[arctic talon]

Its like a minigun heavy bolter

[queen laurel]

Where it just shoots a giant shell and you just say good luck to the guy on the receiving end

[arctic talon]

It shoots bigger shells then the standard slug rifle + faster

[queen laurel]

That is a horrifying sentence

All right

[arctic talon]

this is the equivelent to a bolt cannon

the Slug Launcher

[queen laurel]

My god

[arctic talon]

It fires out a giant projectile thats charged with energy

it also fucking flashbangs you and gives you a severe concussion

if it misses/doesn't kill you

[wintry scarab]

The sound that thing makes is stuck in my mind to the day.

[arctic talon]

There's also a rifle variant used by Psion Optus's

this one shoots faster

[arctic talon]

you haven't seen the reverse engineered grey goo gun smh

Its based on a Vex Torch hammer

[queen laurel]

Grey what

You mean like the nanobots

From grey goo

[arctic talon]

yes

and then it explodes

it turns your matter

into explosives

[queen laurel]

Fuck me

Guardian abilities aren't that ridiculous but their weapons

Oh boy

[arctic talon]

These aren't guardian weapons these are the weapons that get shot

at guardians lol

[queen laurel]

Hahaha fuck

[arctic talon]

Guardians can survive getting hit by them generally

emphesis on generally

stuff like snipers usually just blow their heads off though

[queen laurel]

All right let's have fun a little bit

A fully armed ork attack force that have multiple fleets and basically every single type of weapon you can think of going up against every single faction in destiny

[arctic talon]

Density wins via bullshit superweapons

or just Vex

[queen laurel]

Ah yes

[arctic talon]

or the hive

[queen laurel]

The super weapon they have just lying around the f****** basement for some reason

[arctic talon]

The Hive are like Orks

they grow from war and violence

[queen laurel]

All right let me do a kryptman real quick

The result will be hilarious to see

And definitely not cause a galactic civil war that will wipe out thousands and millions of lives

[radiant lance]

Destiny has like 0 space control, so they're probably fucked

[arctic talon]

Humanity yeah

not the Hive/Cabal

[radiant lance]

Or the black fleet

Those are some scary shit

[arctic talon]

fucking pyramid ships

if its just humanity yeah

humanity is fucking doomed lol

[arctic talon]

The hive will most likely start farming the orks as a "murder battery"

lol

[radiant lance]

A pyramid ship legitimately turned the moon titan into an oval while fucking with gravity

I think in ground combat, guardians are just respawning psykers

[arctic talon]

funniest thing is the strongest hive god in terms of raw conflict hasn't even been directly fought yet

thank you Xivu

very cool

[radiant lance]

We're just stealing all of her power, and she's locked out of her respawn world

[arctic talon]

tbf now she has full access to her power

its not bottled up anymore

[queen laurel]

Me giving the guardians a quest to stop two war feeding monsters from fighting each other

[arctic talon]

but yeah she's cut out of her home

until she figures out a way back in

[radiant lance]

Also, isn't Eris the strongest hive God now?

[arctic talon]

no

she gave up all that tribute

[wintry scarab]

Out of curiosity with d2, can you buy/get the "season 1" vex looking armour sets from the battlepass?

[arctic talon]

instead of ascending to the throne

From uhhh Curse of Osiris?

[radiant lance]

Oh gotcha. I didn't play last year because of how bad light fall was

[arctic talon]

its in the eververse store I think

Lightfall went straight ass

but yeah Savathun was intending Eris to ascend

and steal Xivu's throneworld lol

[wintry scarab]

😦 Fair enough i guess.

[radiant lance]

Yeah didn't work out clearly

[arctic talon]

Eris didn't fully go through with it because she's a coward she's smart

[radiant lance]

I did the contest more raid, and legitimately never played again that year

[arctic talon]

also probably because her turning into a hive god was severely uh

damaging her mental sanity/stability lol

[radiant lance]

I still have only one clear of Root of Nightmares

I think in terms of ground combat, guardians are fine

[arctic talon]

RoN boring ass raid

tbh

guardians are honestly one of the least terrifying thing in Destiny

[radiant lance]

They're really hard to attrition just because they respawn and pull matter out of thin air

[arctic talon]

yeah

[radiant lance]

Definitely way worse shit than guardians. The black fleet would honestly fuck up a ton of 40k factions