40k-lore-chat

[oblique nymph]

very basic got it

[barren prawn]

the vast majority can only levitate a spoon cant they?

[oblique nymph]

scuffed seer gaze be like

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[barren prawn]

or useless powers like telling when it rains but only when its raining

[arctic talon]

we're talking about battle psykers

tbf

If we're talking about psykers who are like weirdly lucky or have no real powers

yeah

[oblique nymph]

soul storm sounds funny

[shell mason]

Mhm

[queen laurel]

Ah yes domino from marvel

[shell mason]

Do ya'll think death row inmates do last meals?

[storm jungle]

who, IRL?

[arctic talon]

I think the list of perils and psychic phenomena from fucking up is funnier

[queen laurel]

Irl?

[shell mason]

In the 40k

[storm jungle]

God no lol

they just get shot

[arctic talon]

Psykers get treated decently before they're fed to Big E

nto exactly death row

for 40k LMAO

[queen laurel]

No execution

[arctic talon]

they just get their heads blown off on the spot usually

[storm jungle]

we literally only do last meals IRL because we are human beings with some courtesy lol

[queen laurel]

Straight up execution

And if you're very lucky you will get turned into a cyborg with no will

[arctic talon]

I think this guy doesn't take prisoners

just saying

[rocky gale]

Pretty sure that Psykers aren't all actually taken to Terra, like it's mentioned in the lore but it's not necessarily true. Some books talk about them being sent to Scholastia Psykana to be sanctioned and trained in places that aren't Terra and make no mention of Terra at all.

[arctic talon]

yeah this is probably true

[shell mason]

Oh perhaps some planets in the imperium do last meals

[arctic talon]

probably

[storm jungle]

Doubt it

[queen laurel]

With the size of the imperium

[arctic talon]

there's always a chance

[queen laurel]

Yeah they probably don't bring every single one in terra

Unless somehow they can in which case what the hell

[arctic talon]

either way most worlds you'll be lucky if an enforcer doesn't break your knees for looking at a noble funny

[queen laurel]

Or for coughing suspiciously

[rocky gale]

I can't remember if they mention being taken to Terra in the Witchbringer novel, but the Scholastia Psykana they train in definitely isn't on Terra.

[shell mason]

what is the rogue traders table top?

is it like dnd?

[arctic talon]

Its a d100 system

so no

[queen laurel]

It's a role playing game that has a different system

[arctic talon]

more like call of cthulu

[queen laurel]

Yeah it is a different system

A bit more complex

Or a lot more depending who you are asking

[shell mason]

Ah

[rocky gale]

It's fun though

[leaden pilot]

Speaking of RPGs

How is Wrath and Glory?

[rocky gale]

Play a Psyker and risk blowing up the first time you use your powers.

[arctic talon]

its fine

overall

[queen laurel]

Heard it's pretty good

[arctic talon]

Maldictum has some funny ass perils lol

my favorite is the sky turns red and starts raining blood

[rocky gale]

Oops you perilled, it now rains blood within a 15 mile radius for the next week.

Yee

[shell mason]

Meh at this point im looking into trench crusade again

[queen laurel]

It's apparently a d6 dice pool system

[shell mason]

the lore is interesting

as it pulls some from 40k

[arctic talon]

d6 pool is weird

[queen laurel]

Yeah i saw the stats are arranged it and didn't look that fun

I mainly downloaded it for the ork stuff

[rocky gale]

I remember the psyker in one game peril'ing, and getting blood rain, the DM had already described the area as being prone to flooding and becoming marshy, so when we got that Peril it became a bloody mud bowl

[shell mason]

ah

[rocky gale]

Crew all desperately trying to wrestle orks in the blood mud

[leaden pilot]

I got it from a bundle with other Warhammer settings rpgs, and I've been kinda wanting to gather up some friends and playing it

[arctic talon]

summoning a greater daemon via perils is fucking hilarious

it also is a TPK

but like

you have to get so insanely unlucky its funny

[rocky gale]

We could do it

[shell mason]

Meh will and a way

[queen laurel]

Can you forcefully roll high and redirect it to your enemy

[arctic talon]

No

well

sorta

[queen laurel]

Well fuck

[arctic talon]

in malidictum you can try banking up as much warp charge as possible lol

you will probably just die

[celest dome]

You can overcast

[arctic talon]

from discharging it all at once

[celest dome]

Which make you roll multiple dices in fantasy

And you take the worst iirc

[shell mason]

Ah

[rocky gale]

I remember once my character and the Captain saw that one of the crew was in danger from a Daemonhound, so we both burst in and tried to kill the beast to save the day, we both completely missed every single shot for three rounds before the crewmember found a pistol and shot it herself.

[queen laurel]

That is funny

[shell mason]

Homie asking me are paladins are like primarchs from 40k

[arctic talon]

Paladins are not like Primarchs

💀

[queen laurel]

So you can just accidentally summon a blood thirster when you're fighting orks

[arctic talon]

smh

[shell mason]

Was talking about trench crusade

[arctic talon]

Only if something goes so catastrophically wrong

[arctic talon]

oh

well that makes more sense

lol

[shell mason]

yea

[arctic talon]

these are all the really bad options

for perils

[celest dome]

Mass possession is very funny

[arctic talon]

I agree

[leaden pilot]

Damn

[shell mason]

mhm

[leaden pilot]

Afaik the worst miscast in Fantasy is that you deal 1d10 damage to everyone in a radius depending on Willpower, and if there's no one in that radius, your head just explodes

[arctic talon]

the warp phenomena effects are generally funnier

[storm jungle]

My favorite has to be the one where uh

[queen laurel]

You can do some incredibly funny things with the falling upwards

[storm jungle]

you can pick your psykers's trauma that he got from the scholastica

lmao

[queen laurel]

Like grabbing an enemy and slamming his nut sack on the nearby railing

[celest dome]

Fantasy has 3 (+1) tables

[leaden pilot]

It has 2 in Core rulebook, and another in Winds of Magic, hasn't it?

[celest dome]

Minor, normal and major.
Then the divine table

[shell mason]

[viral halo]

BAILIFF, SMACK HIS NUTS

[queen laurel]

YES SIR

[celest dome]

In 2nd Ed

[leaden pilot]

Oh okay

I was thinking about 4ed

[celest dome]

Haven't played 4ed

This is the +1

[dusk patrol]

These are a bunch from the 40k rpgs

If you get sanctioned and bound when you roll on the top chart you can have one option you’ll always be able to revert to if you don’t roll 75+

Also eventually there’s a roll 2 and pick one talent. It’s thankfully somewhat hard to trigger phenomena unless you have some dumbfuck who pushes every time he casts jfc

Idira moment

[arctic talon]

nah I'd win

[dusk patrol]

Ironically Blood Rain is one of the worst options for how much lower it is than the higher ones

[crystal forum]

i like the locked in one

so you can say you're locked in

[dusk patrol]

Psychic mirror is also potentially catastrophic

Especially with Deathwatch where you can get to 13 PR or higher on casts

[queen laurel]

This one is from warhammer 40k imperium maledictum right

Another one of cubicle 7

[dusk patrol]

Nah the FFG games

Maledictum probably has a very similar chart though

[queen laurel]

What's ffh

FFG

[dusk patrol]

Fantasy Flight Games

They did the original ones

Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Deathwatch, Only War

They, sometimes detrimentally, shared a lot of the same stuff between the four

[queen laurel]

So warhammer had two rpg game makers

Ffg and cubicle 7

Is ffg still working with games workshop

[storm jungle]

Nope

[celest dome]

More than 2 makes

[storm jungle]

they dumped em way long ago for Star Wars

[queen laurel]

So it's only cubicle 7 and others

[storm jungle]

Cubicle is their main one rn

FFG's thing with GW was pretty big tho

[queen laurel]

Hmm I see

[storm jungle]

they made like every existing 40k RPG

[dusk patrol]

They had Alan Bligh work closely with them

[storm jungle]

^

one of the reason why it was so good

[dusk patrol]

But he died and other stuff happened so yeah

[celest dome]

Black industry
FFG
C7

[dusk patrol]

The balance wasn’t always good but the fluff was some of the best for any RPG I’ve played

[storm jungle]

after Bligh's death most 40k side content kinda fluttered out yeah, its why we dont really see more cool side-narrative stuff anymore

[queen laurel]

Besides cubicle 7 any other rpg companies working with games workshop

[celest dome]

RN no

[dusk patrol]

I don’t think so

[queen laurel]

Damn cubicle 7 is carrying the rpg side for warhammer huh

[dusk patrol]

I personally prefer the FFG systems so I always play those mostly

But the Cubicle 7 ones aren’t bad at all

[queen laurel]

Well anyway right now

[dusk patrol]

Maledictum is very much Dark Heresy updated

[queen laurel]

They definitely see more newbe friendly

[dusk patrol]

And expanded

[queen laurel]

Compared to ffg

[storm jungle]

Cubicle's stuff is... a lot more streamlined, but it helps because its for newcomers.

[dusk patrol]

The uh

[storm jungle]

Unfortunately their lore side of things is just very "default"

but again, newcomers

[queen laurel]

Yeah i did get right on that

[dusk patrol]

Wrath and Glory is designed for a lot

It’s built for lots of options

[storm jungle]

Yeah its suppose to be an access point

compared to like FFG rpgs, which got like bible amounts of lore

[queen laurel]

You can clearly see it under archetype pages for soul bound

Very straightforward and easy to understand

[dusk patrol]

But imo I kinda enjoyed the “constraints” and lore FFG did

It didn’t always work but the stuff was so good

[storm jungle]

Yeah i prefer it

[dusk patrol]

Maledictum takes a bit more after that

[queen laurel]

So cubicle 7 if i want to play a simpler system

Go ffg if i want to go crazy

And don't mind the more complex stuff

[dusk patrol]

The main strength of FFG is all the systems connect really easily

With minimal changes

[queen laurel]

Is there an ffg game where you can play as an ork

[dusk patrol]

All four RPGs

[dusk patrol]

Rogue Trader but

You could make it work in others too

[queen laurel]

Good enough

[dusk patrol]

Only War would be pretty simple

[arctic talon]

me when somehow even more lethal then dark heresy

[dusk patrol]

Rogue Trader also has my favorite unique talent description for the Ork Kommando advancement

Although unfortunately it’s really not that great but it is funny

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah wrath and glory also has a kommando

[dusk patrol]

Also there’s a Ork talent called “More fer me!” Which gives you a weapon skill bonus when you’re surrounded/outnumbered

[queen laurel]

What are the other ork classes

I would assume Boyz would be the most basic

[dusk patrol]

Mekboy

Ork Buccanner is the basic one for RT

And it kinda becomes its own thing by the end

[queen laurel]

Oh neat

What's the name of the rule book where i can read about the classes and stuff

[brisk vine]

I love the typo at the end

[dusk patrol]

Orks have a unique skill where they can use intimidation for command skill checks so

It becomes a strength check

As opposed to a fellowship which they suck at

And hilariously the Ork Freebooter can become one of the best command skill classes by far

Because you can eventually apply that to any human allies too

[queen laurel]

They just scream at them to do something

[lone quest]

John grammmmattttticus

[queen laurel]

It's very lore accurate and friendly

[dusk patrol]

It does make sense

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah i'm going to ask again what's the name of the rule book for this

Want to read it

[dusk patrol]

Uh it’s a supplement for Rogue Trader

Into the Storm I think

There’s another psyker themed one which has Weirdboy rules too

Why a Rogue Trader would let a Weirdboy on their ship

I do not know

But they can become quite powerful and actually more stable as a psyker but it takes awhile

[queen laurel]

Don't they literally need other orks to access their stronger powers

[dusk patrol]

They have a mechanic where their focusing skill gets stronger the more allied orks are around them

[queen laurel]

Because they feed of the energy

[dusk patrol]

And as you rank up you unlock more Grots that follow you around

For all classes

The more you have the higher willpower

And other benefits

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah this is the rogue trader game right

[dusk patrol]

Anyways Weirdboyz get stronger and stronger the more Grots and Orks you get

Also there’s funny mechanics like Ork weapons are unreliable to everyone except Orks who make them reliable.

[young pecan]

I never really spared the thought that an ork would ever hang out with a human

[queen laurel]

Let me guess if you roll poorly you get accidentally brain blasted

[dusk patrol]

And Ork Mekboyz can try to modify stuff but there’s a good chance you break it

But even when you do it supercharges it for a short time

[queen laurel]

Ok

[dusk patrol]

It’s been while but iirc the bad results are

[queen laurel]

Yeah that definitely sounds fun

[dusk patrol]

Quite bad

But that also goes for most psykers

If you roll and enough you can at worst summon a daemon prince on your location

Which all have absurd stats

[queen laurel]

But if you can somehow kill it

Can it drop a sick piece of loot

[dusk patrol]

Depends on the dm

[queen laurel]

Yeah i expected that

Some might have a good mood some might just f*** you over

[dusk patrol]

The Changer of Shapes has a really cool mechanic too

So there’s things called Fate Points

which you can use for different things

Mostly re roll

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah eternal reward did

Ffg transfer the game management to cubicle 7

[dusk patrol]

Yes I believe so

[queen laurel]

After they stop for it

[dusk patrol]

They sell them all now iirc

[queen laurel]

Yeah because it says it's cubical seven but there's one of ffg

But the rules should be the same right

Unless cubicle 7 made some adjustments

[dusk patrol]

Some of the systems got changed in later books

Like unnatural stats

They went from being 2x or more modifiers to just adding points

[queen laurel]

Okay i'm just going to grab the core rule book

I'm going to find the ork classes

[dusk patrol]

I’d recommend it

They’re really cool

[queen laurel]

In the expansion tab

[dusk patrol]

But the Orks aren’t in the base one

Into the Storm has the Orks

[queen laurel]

Yeah but grabbing the base rule book with me help me understand the s*** they can do

[dusk patrol]

You can also find these pdfs online

[queen laurel]

Yeah i have like the base rule book for soulbound and i downloaded the expansion champions of destruction

Very fun reads but

Wrath and glory is lacking on the ork class

[dusk patrol]

Yeah sadly

[queen laurel]

Only a boy Nob and kommando

So rogue trader is my best shot

[arctic talon]

Wrath and Glory is sorta unfinished still no?

[dusk patrol]

Yeah they got base Freebooter, Kommando/Mekboy advancement options for them, and a Weirdboy as an option separately

[queen laurel]

Yeah looking at it i didn't see a lot of expansions compared to like

Soulbound

It seems cubicle 7 really focuses on that one

[winter vessel]

anyone here see that new Necromunda model called the Malstrain Coalescence?

[storm jungle]

Yeah we posted it a bit uptop

[winter vessel]

yep. took a while to scroll but found it. man that is gross, but so cool.

[rocky gale]

This one

And they said it's just one of several types coming

Genuinly disturbing flood monster

[storm jungle]

a friend of mine said it looks like Captain Keyes

lmao

[shadow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-master-chief-punch-punching-gif-20395216

[winter vessel]

was gonna say John Carpenter's 1982 "The Thing" movie

but yeah, proto-gravemind keyes is more saddening

[outer wave]

It'd be cool if the nids could make Norn Queens or synapse creatures out of humans

[storm jungle]

Flood Grindset

[winter vessel]

I know a good Spartan that can straighten them out:

[rose thorn]

The great uncles and great aunts shouldn’t be reproducing like this :(

[outer wave]

God please leave me alone

[storm jungle]

the AI pfp checks out

[crystal forum]

mfw ftl travel is impossible by any means according to current physics so we'll never have cool sci fi battles in space

[outer wave]

ITS ALWAYS LIKE

TWO OR THREE ACCOUNTS THAT DO THIS SHIT

Going "Oh erm, how nihilistic of you??? Humanity belongs to the stars!!"

Like maybe the original account was trying to be that but I dunno, its just saying we're pretty small

Not that your life is god damn worthless

[crystal forum]

sci fi never even actually does big scale when you think about it

[sacred ginkgo]

Read Three Body Problem

[crystal forum]

like the largest known objects are chains of galaxies

[sacred ginkgo]

If you haven't already

[crystal forum]

there's an observable hole in space that is theorized to be the biggest explosion we will ever record

it's literally a spot where there's entire galaxies missing

[crystal forum]

why?

[sacred ginkgo]

It actually talks about the logistics of realistic space battles

And the concept of how a full universe would work instead of an empty one

Its also a good series

[dusk patrol]

Plenty do

It’s just often kinda boring or hard to do and make interesting

[crystal forum]

name me some examples

[dusk patrol]

Xeelee Sequence, Culture series, All Tomorrows

There’s others too but those are some I can think of which did scale well

[storm jungle]

Jay is just illiterate

get him

[dusk patrol]

It’s just hard to write a narrative with characters doing that scale

So people make it simpler

Which is fine

[storm jungle]

They should be flogged on the streets inşallah 🙏

[snow fern]

I mean, if you look at the sheer task writing down and reading about historic global events like the World Wars, it's already a mess trying to keep everything together, then you upscale it by a factor of x99999~ like at some point you just gotta stop, there's only so many years in a life

My sci-fi stuff stays in 1 solar system at least

Or a cluster of planets you can't super deviate from

[dusk patrol]

Often times, less is more

[storm jungle]

^

Its the same thing with dumbass titan size debates in 40k

[crystal forum]

all tomorrows is time scale, i dont consider that the same

[storm jungle]

have you read it

[crystal forum]

i know what it is

[storm jungle]

then you dont know

[dusk patrol]

Have you read it

[storm jungle]

GET OUT

[crystal forum]

i watched youtube videos

on the internets

[dusk patrol]

Have you read it

[storm jungle]

He said he didnt

get him

[crystal forum]

i did read that other weird ass biology sci fi book

[dusk patrol]

We don’t accept YouTube credits here, only money first hand reading

https://tenor.com/view/watto-star-wars-chefs-kiss-exquisite-i-need-money-gif-26964793

[crystal forum]

i do like the time scale thing

but doesnt the book only take place in our galaxy?

i kinda had the idea once that it would be cool if a sci fi was written where aliens have a completely different scale of time than us to compensate for the travel time between stellar bodies

[snow fern]

I found a star wars book that went into all the pre disney droids in star wars at Cape Canaveral, really cool stuff actually

[storm jungle]

Star Wars lore is great when it has nothing to do with the actual plot

[snow fern]

I was so salty we never saw an actual Basilisk War Droid in Kotor

Tank sized metal lions that rip apart everything while dropping in from high orbit

I love Rule of Cool

[shell mason]

what I miss?

OH heres something

Star wars is overrated

[storm jungle]

Its the biggest cultural sci-fi juggernaut in fiction so yes

thats not a hot opinion

[crystal forum]

i'm trying to be a doomer here

space doomer

[shell mason]

Nah but this is Star wars force unleashed was completely stupid in hindsight.....

Yet people give it more service than a lady of the night

[crystal forum]

and yet we'll never explore the observable universe

dooooomed

we're doooomed

my dreams ruined

[shell mason]

when you think about it

There will be a point where the stars will no long be visible in our sky

[storm jungle]

people love power fantasies and Starkiller is cool af

https://tenor.com/view/starkiller-powerful-strong-gif-19380530

if someone in 40k did this people would be sucking their cock 24/7

THE FANDOM I MEAN

[snow fern]

Do people hate Force Unleashed?

actually?

[storm jungle]

Not really

[shell mason]

Ayo chat you seeing this?

[storm jungle]

I DIDNT SAY NOTHING

[storm jungle]

its just a goofy power fantasy game with neat characters

also fun game

thats kind of it

[snow fern]

Like he pulled down a star destroyer and since we know he dies in the end it's great, it's a fun game where you goof off with force powers and ragdoll storm troopers

peak star wars

[shell mason]

I'd play lego star wars before playing force unleashed

[snow fern]

Play both then?

[shell mason]

WHICH IS ALSO OVERRATED AS HELL

[storm jungle]

NO ITS NOT

LEGO STAR WARS IS GREAT

[shell mason]

And I mean that with my soul

[snow fern]

Do Star Wars fans like Star Wars?
It's this Egoraptor with Sonic all over again?

[storm jungle]

Yes they do

the problem is star wars is being parasitically bled to death by corporations

[snow fern]

yes

but Force Unleashed is over 10 years old

[shell mason]

So is lego star wars

[storm jungle]

Its very much a setting you should just have fun in and ignore everything else, it literally has its 30k era to mid-eras to modern era and whatever, lots of room to play with

it very much suffers from popularity

and its never gonna change alas

[snow fern]

I kinda hope outcasts is good, but it's also Ubisoft

and I don't even want to see a lightsaber let alone become a jedi

[storm jungle]

DLC TIME BABY

[shell mason]

No

Stop

[storm jungle]

they rae gonna fucking do it

[shell mason]

Get some help

[storm jungle]

[shell mason]

Play the shadow of the erdtree dlc instead of the shit

[storm jungle]

Gotta keep pedalling that slop

[shell mason]

Hell play fallout NV instead

[crystal forum]

by that time our sky will be replaced by the sun engulfing us

[snow fern]

Isn't Boba Fett still like, the most popular character in Star Wars, not even a jedi

He's onscreen for 5 seconds then fucking dies

[shell mason]

I think of the bigger picture

[storm jungle]

Yes

[shell mason]

Such as no stars

[storm jungle]

remember every background character in star wars has gotten lore

[snow fern]

Normal people in star wars are cool

[shell mason]

Now I will say this

I will glaze the fuck outta fallout NV

https://tenor.com/view/fnv-fallout-new-vegas-obsidian-ncr-gif-20094969

[snow fern]

My main issue with NV is downloading the damn stability mods, otherwise it's great

[shell mason]

Meh play it on console

[crystal forum]

why

[snow fern]

game is held together with glue and balsa wood

[shell mason]

it handles pretty well on xbox one

[crystal forum]

it's on xbox one?

[shell mason]

due to backwards capabilitie

[crystal forum]

i still have it on xbox 360

crashes occasionally

[shell mason]

You can play Xbox to xbox 360 games on your xbox one

regardless if you have the disk or downloaded

[snow fern]

Anybody remember BLACK on Xbox Original? Love the SPAS in that game, knocking down those silly iron doors blocking loot

[crystal forum]

no i dont because i'm not ancient

[snow fern]

I'm a zoomer too bite me

[crystal forum]

maybe i will

[shell mason]

die

[snow fern]

You better not be gen alpha, I'm not taking no nonsense for baby shark loving diaper baby

[shell mason]

I am

[crystal forum]

i was born not even a year before 9/11

that's my certificate right there

[crystal forum]

i feel that

at least it's easy to remember my age

literally just current year

[snow fern]

I'm a year older than the current year, shrimple

[shell mason]

GOD the hammer and bolter animation is fucking ass

[crystal forum]

what

[snow fern]

was that the one were a Deathmark somehow lost to a singular space marine and a sister?

nevermind that's Pariah nexus

[storm jungle]

yeah thats the high budget one

[storm jungle]

which one

[crystal forum]

more like dilarain't

[shell mason]

The Eldar with the avatar of kane

ITS SOOO ASSS

[storm jungle]

Lmaoooo

dont you like combat scenes where everyone is floating

[crystal forum]

that's what happens when you want animation but dont want to pay for good animation

might as well do a shitty live action

[storm jungle]

^

[crystal forum]

GW is so fucking stupid

like can we just say that again

[copper wyvern]

it wasn't that good

hilarious that the devs wanted it to be "Burnout but an FPS"

[crystal forum]

they made a whole streaming service to cash in on the subscription model and they were forced to make a bunch of episodic shows with dog shit budget to pad their library

[nova rapids]

I wanna get into Warhammer lore but I have no idea where to start

[crystal forum]

if they just made like 2 shows at a time it wouldn't be bad but no it has to look like they're doing a lot of stuff

[snow fern]

uh, how to start warhammer lore

[crystal forum]

i'm mad

[snow fern]

everything sucks, there is only war

[nova rapids]

Gotcha

[crystal forum]

watch youtube videos

just avoid the racist ones

[snow fern]

You got Humanity, The Imperium of Man, which is a galaxy spanning empire of theocratic fascists collapsing under it's own weight.
The Orks, space mushrooms with Cockney accents that love fighting and literally nothing else.
The Eldar which are rude space elves that are supposedly dying off
Dark Eldar which are the same rude space elves but edgier
Necrons are ancient space egyptians with crazy sci fi tech
Tau are gundam anime fans that really don't understand how small they are in the galaxy, the rail guns are nice though.
Tyranids are legally distinct Xenomorphs doing their best Hungry Hungry Hippos impression(Boring af imo)
Space Marines are genetically modified humans with bigger guns and better armor
Chaos Space Marines are the same but edgier
Chaos is Hell as depicted on a scremo metal album turned up to 666

[crystal forum]

john black library is that you

[snow fern]

I guess there's the sisters and Admech too

And another 200+ factions that may or may not have a tabletop army

Dark Mechanicum when? I wanna do a Systemshock themed paintjob

[crystal forum]

i think they left

[snow fern]

fuck

[copper wyvern]

yapped too much

[snow fern]

his about me is kys lmao

I didn't even get into the part were story lines barely progress

[crystal forum]

i had to restrain myself to not tell him about the greatness of the astra militarum and the 40 different kinds of leman russ main battle tanks

very important lore

[snow fern]

I wrote like 8 incomplete sentences full of memery, maybe it's my fault

[crystal forum]

this is why nobody invites us to parties

[storm jungle]

his desciption has "kys" if that helps

[copper wyvern]

to be entirely fair if he can't handle that then there's no way he'd handle a codex

[snow fern]

We shoulda started with Dawn of War memes, that's how I got into it

[crystal forum]

should have asked him if he knew about tts

[snow fern]

tts is a good chuckle

[crystal forum]

also a good way to annoy dilara

tts memes

[snow fern]

I liked the part with the warp crocodiles and the bad austrailian Magnus

[crystal forum]

stomp stomp vulkan lives

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer40k-vraks-siege-of-vraks-death-korps-gif-20931228

guys look funny krieg man

look at him go

[snow fern]

Fuck actually how would I introduce somebody to 40k, assuming they literally have had no exposure to it whatsoever

[crystal forum]

you dont

you do it slowly without them realizing

joke about stuff they wouldn't understand so they have to ask

like memes and stuff

[snow fern]

This kinda feels like a cult initiation

[crystal forum]

that's what 40k is

like scientology

you dont start with the crazy stuff

dont tell people about xenu until they're well and truly indoctrinated

[snow fern]

damn, warp travelling giant crocodiles is wild, weird they say the meat is unappetizing, gator is delicious, we let ours soak in a mix of milk and hot sauce for a few days to make it less chewy then batter and fry it, delicious.

[crystal forum]

i ate croc only once

i remember it being chewy

[snow fern]

Yah it is, that's why we soaked it in milk and hot sauce. Mighta been other stuff too, something acidic to help soften the meat.
It also unironically tastes a lot like chicken

[crystal forum]

yeah i remember that too

tasting like chicken

[tough haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1251693596113899530/0dsEq5Osm3e4iQVR.mp4?ex=66722500&is=6670d380&hm=a16d7fa7a92bcb9088cf7af0849a28406ceb12467e60e2e3cd1763652f61a7f4&

[tough haven]

Pick a faction and explore it

[golden meteor]

The 4 chaos gods live amongst us

[fleet parcel]

So nurgle, khorne, slaanesh, and tzeentch?

[fleet parcel]

Bricky got great vids that can help start up

Helped me at least

[arctic talon]

there’s meme lore in them

[arctic talon]

If you can get to get a core rule book for the tabletop game from 9e or 10e

Or you can you know

🏴‍☠️

[tough haven]

Are tech priests vox communicators or whatever it’s called that allows them to speak lingua technis and can’t mechanicus always a bulky faceplate or orally implanted grille? Or is it more frequently a internal implant in like the vocal chords? I’m trying to design some concept art for mechanicus characters

[crystal forum]

ancient alien theories go HARD

[tough haven]

Also with this type of implant can it be turned on and off at will to speak in human tones? Or do they always speak gothic in a sort of grating mechanical manner once implanted?

I know most don’t usually speak gothic unless necessary

[crystal forum]

btw

[tough haven]

I was thinking of a mechanicus character that tries to remain on the more biological side with a few key augments, who tries to be an ambassador between the mechanicus and un-augmented parties

[crystal forum]

i fucking knew that i recognized the video

https://youtu.be/BdVZDI1GT34?si=WsN64UtIDUc9bWip

it's this bozo

the finnish korean hyperwar

never forget

[tough haven]

And I didn’t know how far fetched it is for them to swap between gothic in a more human way and lingua technis in order to make whoever they are speaking to more comfortable

[tough haven]

Lmao

[crystal forum]

this guy is hilarious

i fucking die laughing every video

[tough haven]

What’s even crazier is I bet people believe this stuff

[crystal forum]

oh wait not this guy

i mistook

i thought it was this guy for some reason https://youtu.be/gLtO9p_C7vk?si=DLkiTfUSqC2WKyLu

this video kills me every time

but yeah i just remembered finnish korean hyperwar

[green loom]

https://youtu.be/fa1x1p81CjE?si=wuIB0HDl7uPuX4xq

[thorn zenith]

boy do i have a perfect joke about that line

[green loom]

Comedy

The new fearmonger scare is 40k "Being AoSified"

[celest dome]

New?

[green loom]

Real

More this specific rumour

[orchid lark]

You mean we can get better models?

[celest dome]

Also Fantasy was AoS to be more in line with 40k

So how could 40k be AoSed

[shadow plover]

Anyone who believes that needs to learn some critical thinking

[leaden pilot]

Why tf would they make 7 chaos gods anyways
4 is perfect, and if they would want to expand it 8 would be best cause chaos star
Why would they do any of this, they would have no reason to do that lol

People will believe anything they see on 4chan it seems

[raven stone]

Also joke is on GW

10th rules is such a wreck I stopped army scale playing

I still like GW models for aesthetic but that is it

[rocky gale]

I don’t care how bad the rules are, I require more funny little plastic people

[tough haven]

Same

I just do silly little themed lists for funsies

[shadow plover]

I honestly feel that 10th is just better than 8th and 9th combined

[celest dome]

7 + Emperor

For the full star of chaos

[green loom]

Something doesn't seem right here

[plush mason]

is beam width?

[green loom]

I think so

[crystal forum]

can't believe the shit people will believe

people still buy 40k stuff as opposed to fantasy is what people keep forgetting

[plush mason]

yeah its the overall width of a ship

[crystal forum]

since you stopped washing your hands

dirty boy

[plush mason]

so the ship is 6k meters long and 1k kilometers wide

so 100k meters wide

wtf

that has to be a typo or something

[leaden pilot]

Prolly

I'd guess that they wanted to write 1 kilometer or 1000 meters but somehow ended up writing both

[plush mason]

the typo is the 6k meters lol

the ship is an avenger class grand cruiser with are normally 7.5 kilometers long

this one is modified so it is only 6k kilometers

its literally just a cut down version of the standard model

holy fuck the ships in 40k are beyond huge

[lone quest]

That’s what I’m saying

[plush mason]

how many actually believe this crap you think?

ima hazard a guess and say its a sadly high amount

[viral halo]

Targeted meme

check my profile banner

[green loom]

Too many for comfort

[viral halo]

need more coffee

[tough haven]

They took “we’re gonna need a bigger boat to a whole new level”

[viral halo]

Whenever I read a space marine book and it describes their combat drugs going in during a melee I yearn for this feeling

[jovial adder]

It has to feel amazing

[shadow plover]

just smoke crack

[plush mason]

so can a ship with a nova cannon fire it at a world?

as in use the nova cannon for an orbital bombardment

[viral halo]

I have friends who are big into coke and it is insane how much fun they are having

[shadow plover]

[storm jungle]

Yes entirely

It just doesnt happen for plot convenience or because the fortress has void-shields

[plush mason]

so what kind of damage could it do?

[celest dome]

This thing

[plush mason]

a massive high explosive shell fired at near the speed of light would be devastating

[queen laurel]

it's a giant cannon that shoots a giant shell and now that giant shell is heading straight to a planet and is probably on re entry speed now

it's probably gonna destroy the target and leave nothing

[storm jungle]

Yeah its kind of hard to like, describe a massive explosion

lmao

[plush mason]

ngl it sounds like it would be almost exterminatus level

[queen laurel]

i would wager around the damage of a very strong nuke

[plush mason]

per what i know of the nova cannon its literally a small supernova in terms of impact

but yeah not nearly full exterminatus levels, still more than enough to wipe out the whole battlefield

[leaden pilot]

But 6k meters is literally 6 kilometers
1k kilometers must be a typo, casue that thing would be ridiculously large, they've must've meant 1 kilometer/1000 meters
If it were 6k kilometers it would be as long as half the diameter of Earth

Also dimensions Avenger Grand Cruiser dimensions from Lexicanum:

[plush mason]

un no, there is 1k meters in a kilometer

its meter<kilometer

so 6k kilometers is 600k meters

wait no are right

yeah my dumbass American brain got fried lol

[storm jungle]

Here it is on the ship chart, top right

🔎

it is still massive

almost ark mechanicus

but those are like 11km

[leaden pilot]

Np, I get my European brain gets fried by imperial units all the time

[dusk patrol]

Note: All of this can and will be ignored or won’t apply when it wants to

[plush mason]

yeah grand crusiers are like the 2nd biggest ship class in the imeprial navy iirc

[storm jungle]

Having an accurate base is better compared to just "its whatever".

[dusk patrol]

Like Ark Mechanicus is basically just “Neat Ad Mech ship” there’s very little they have in common in lore depictions

The BFGA one is just so they can have one

[plush mason]

really shows just how much richer and more powerful the Winterscale dynasty is to ours

[storm jungle]

Pretty much

[dusk patrol]

Yeah but does he have any bitches?

Thought not

Thot not*

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

[plush mason]

ofc not, dude is ||too bust being Khorne's bitch||

[dusk patrol]

Who could have seen this coming

[queen laurel]

i mean the bastard serves khorne, the only body count he has is the amount of things he has decapitated

[storm jungle]

this is up there with the Chapter of Skullfornicators falling to chaos and redubbing themselves the Skullviolators warband

[dusk patrol]

Well he’s not that committed, just needs a little pep talk

“Arrggh kill stuff”

“Don’t that’s cringe.”

“Yeah you’re right.”

[plush mason]

motherfucker literally shouting " blood for the blood god" while he fights along side me with an interrogator in my party

[queen laurel]

oh yeah eternal reward is the weird boy class in rogue trader in another book

[dusk patrol]

Then we go clap some Eldar and listen to a Solitaire not just saying what’s on his fucking mind

[dusk patrol]

Yeah the uh

Psyker one

[queen laurel]

what is that one called

[dusk patrol]

Navis Primer

I think that’s the one at least

[queen laurel]

aight thanks

[dusk patrol]

Iirc some of the Weirdboy stuff is free online too

[queen laurel]

yep got it

[crystal forum]

eldar trying to tell my future as i shoot a solid lead slug through his weird ass skull

astra militarum fact of the day:
hydras kick ass

[dusk patrol]

Tfw precognition doesn’t mean you can actually change the cognition you’re preordering

[fallen stump]

When did the men of iron happen? And are the men of iron the votann?

[river walrus]

NO WAY

[crystal forum]

no

[river walrus]

i never saw a helmet with an Eldar holding it

[crystal forum]

men of iron were robots

[river walrus]

dorky lookin bunch

[dusk patrol]

The helmet stays on

[crystal forum]

we dont know shit about men of iron other than them being robots who rebelled against humanity and contributed to the age of strife. supposedly dark angels used a bunch of neutered ones during the horus heresy as berserk shock troops and there is only one confirmed to be left in 40k

we do not have a single piece of artwork of a full dark age man of iron so they're just kinda mysterious

[fallen stump]

Shit I need a reminder of when each age happened

[crystal forum]

age of strife is the big cataclysm that happened after the golden age of humanity

it's the event before the emperor became known

[fallen stump]

What of the age of aposty

[crystal forum]

that i believe happens after the horus heresy

[fallen stump]

Ahhh

[crystal forum]

the big three ages are dark age of humanity (also called golden age), age of strife and age of the imperium

currently we're in a tiny age called age of dark imperium

it started when cadia fell and the eye of terror split the galaxy in two

[fallen stump]

It’s all good we got two primarchs

[crystal forum]

yes the ultrasmurf and the lion

[fallen stump]

I heard from the grape vine the lion forgave the fallen but why tho

[green loom]

Rogue trader was NOT made for stealth

[queen laurel]

yeah your best bet is absolutely sniping the shit out of someone long range

[green loom]

Jae's quest is much pain

[queen laurel]

that's why i always became the freaking vanguad

[fallen stump]

We charge in for the emperor

[queen laurel]

quick saves scumming is your bet\

you analyze the pattern when you get caught

and then you load the quicksave to try again

[viral halo]

turns out the fallen just had a big miscommunication with the lion and there was a big oopsie like a text sent to the wrong person that caused a planet to be destroyed

[green loom]

Isn't it like a weird time loop

With Azrael causing the destruction

The pathfinding is going to make me rip my eyes out

Mfw the character does a loop and walks into a trap

[crystal forum]

yeah the pathfinding in rogue trader is irredeemably dog shit

your companions will straight up walk into a trap

divinity 2 came out like 5 years earlier and has much better pathfinding

[queen laurel]

did you stack your party

[green loom]

No

I only had Jae selected lol

Also what am I supposed to do here

[queen laurel]

stack all of them like this

[green loom]

Like she said to turn some valves but I've seen no interactable objects

[queen laurel]

Toggle your see interactables

[green loom]

Yeah it's toggled

There's nothing

[queen laurel]

to highlight them it's quite dark

Have you seen the spinning valve thingies that are usually attached to metal doors

[green loom]

Nope

[rocky gale]

It's confirmed, Ironjawz and Kruleboyz are now officially separate factions

Although it is also sadly confirmed that Darkoath are remaining part of Slaves to Darkness

[queen laurel]

this thing

you have to go around and find these if i remember

[queen laurel]

What the hell will happen to the Battletome then

[rocky gale]

What do you mean?

[queen laurel]

Is the battleTome going to be like containing 2 factions now

[rocky gale]

No

[green loom]

They're there but I can't interact with them

[rocky gale]

They're separate factions, they'll get different rulebooks

[queen laurel]

Do they glow

[green loom]

Okay wait I think they're only doable in sequence

[queen laurel]

does that mean that the battle tome is no longer valid

[rocky gale]

Uhhh

[queen laurel]

yeah i think thats it

[rocky gale]

It's a new edition

None of the old Battle Tomes are going to be valid

[queen laurel]

oh well

i only read it for the lore

[rocky gale]

Like how all the 9th edition 40k Codex's stopped being valid when 10th came along

They'll release a basic Index for each faction at the release of the new edition and then gradually release the Tomes for each faction expanding their rules, same as 10th

[viral halo]

hope AOS 4th is good

3rd was good

[rocky gale]

3rd was good

[queen laurel]

well it's just that when the new boar models came up for the iron jaws they even wrote lore on the battletome supplements

[viral halo]

They got rid of Savage orks 😭

[queen laurel]

So I maybe I thought that they're going to stick to the battle tomes a bit more

[rocky gale]

Yea but that's adding on to the existing edition, new edition means new start

[queen laurel]

well they are still in setting just not lore wise

[queen laurel]

fair

same happened with the beasts of chaos

[solid oyster]

guys what is a sefoni

Is she like Warhammer 40K AI?

[rocky gale]

No

[queen laurel]

are you trolling

or no because i need to know

[rocky gale]

She's a Psyker

[queen laurel]

Yes if you're not trolling that's the answer

[solid oyster]

I know she is the one floating in the tube of psykhanium

[queen laurel]

she's a high level psyker

[solid oyster]

and that she does the simulation thingy

[queen laurel]

And yeah she can also change your memories

[solid oyster]

then why not deploy her in battle

[solid oyster]

explains the feature

in Oska Krall's place

[arctic talon]

Because she probably has orders not to

[queen laurel]

Well that would mean removing her out of that cage of hers which would be a very bad idea

[solid oyster]

sadge

[rocky gale]

Because not all Psykers are suited for battle

[arctic talon]

She might not be a stable battle psyker

But she’s great for other things

[green loom]

She does seem pretty erratic

[queen laurel]

If she's restrained there's a high amount of chance she is incredibly powerful

[solid oyster]

Can she power the ship?

[arctic talon]

She’s a really strong psyker as well

[arctic talon]

No

[rocky gale]

She's a Telepath, she basically projects those images into your brain, so it acts like a simulation

[solid oyster]

oh so there's warying levels of powers in psykers?

nice

[solid oyster]

ooh

[queen laurel]

yes

[green loom]

Loose classifications mostly

[arctic talon]

Realistically sefoni is around beta or alpha

[solid oyster]

The strongest psyker that ever was is the God Emperor right?

[green loom]

We dunno

[solid oyster]

and next are the Grey Knights

[rocky gale]

Not really

[solid oyster]

but bro powers the astronomicon 💀

[queen laurel]

I don't have a larger version of the image

So if someone can tag me in with that it would be great

[solid oyster]

Nice

[rocky gale]

Grey Knights are powerful, but there are other more powerful psykers in both the Imperium and Xenos

[solid oyster]

so then why are they the grey knights and not the more powerful psykers?

[rocky gale]

What?

[solid oyster]

like, wouldn't it make sense to make the most powerful psykers the grey knights

I am new to lore

[queen laurel]

they're only mainly psychic to keep the influence of chaos in check

[rocky gale]

Oh, the Grey Knights are primarily Daemon Hunters, they are all Psykers but they're not inherently the strongest Psykers

[queen laurel]

Yes but their librarians are definitely powerful

[rocky gale]

Yea

[queen laurel]

but there are still more powerful stuff out there

[rocky gale]

But Some of the Primarchs, Malcador and other individuals are stronger, including certain Space Marine Librarians from the main chapters

[queen laurel]

yes and a Lord of change will find them funny

Maybe even hilarious

[rocky gale]

Plus Eldar can be ridiculously strong Psykers

[queen laurel]

Theoretically they have the strongest psychic potential

they just hold back because they attract the attention of slaanesh

very close too of them are orks

[rocky gale]

But even then, the baseline Eldar is more psyker than the baseline Human

[arctic talon]

Too unstable

[queen laurel]

every single one of them have a psychic field

[arctic talon]

Grey Knights do not want super super strong psykers

generally

They want strong psykers

[rocky gale]

Infact the baseline Eldar might have more Psychic potential, than some low tier Imperial Psykers

[arctic talon]

they do, the lowest tier of imperial psykers are

exceedingly weak/useless

which isn't a bad thing for their longevity tbh

[queen laurel]

which they can use to make stuff that won't work somehow work and they can literally use it to turn their psykers funny

but of course it's also the most volatile

A lot of ork weird boys tend to have their heads explode

[rocky gale]

Oh yea and that, Grey Knights typically favour stability and mental endurance because the more powerful a Psyker is the more likely they are to attract attention from Daemons, so they care more about the ability to resist that influence than just being powerful.

[arctic talon]

The strongest sanctioned imperial psykers are either found in space marine chapters or the Astra Telepathica

either or

[rocky gale]

Or amongst Inquisitors if we accept the kinda absurd claims about Ravenors power levels

[arctic talon]

Didn't ravenor get sanctioned via the telepathica

I know he technically isn't a part of it anymore but he still did like come from it

iirc

[storm jungle]

Ravenor is inconsistent since Abnett says hes an Alpha iirc?

but Alphas are like walking Dr Manhattan-tier threats most of the time

[dusk patrol]

Most of the most powerful psykers we see for grey knights are around beta level, with some maybe going beyond but it’s not clear

Beta tends to be the peak for stable psykers but there’s always exceptions and mostly GW doesn’t quantify the strongest psykers

[storm jungle]

hehe he said 🅱️eta

[dusk patrol]

Plus they’re inconsistent as hell

[storm jungle]

Psychic powers are literally "whatever the author wants for the book" most of the time.

[dusk patrol]

Your ass is gonna beta to my foots alpha in a second

[solid oyster]

I am Sigma Psyker guys

[celest dome]

I think the assignment isn't enough to consider the level of a Psykers.
Like it's just strenght right, but skills is also more of a decider than power (Malcador vs Magnus)

[storm jungle]

It helps for a rough scale

but thats kind of it

since like i said psychic powers are just what the author wants for a book half the time

like how Ahriman can just do whatever he wants

because plot

[solid oyster]

Horus is a lil' sussy

Guys I think he might betray the imperium

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

i'm still proud of that psyker i made that's a boxer

[storm jungle]

Its more realistic in-universe than you'd think lol

[queen laurel]

he could genuinely punch a space marine and win

[storm jungle]

especially with the low level psykers just being "lucky" more than having any real powers, but even thats here and there

[queen laurel]

low level psykers literally already being domino from Marvel

[viral halo]

Mfw I ask my friend what psyker abilities he would want and he says freeze time and go invisibile

[storm jungle]

Domino is like BROKEN levels of lucky

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-ben-gif-26278824

[storm jungle]

the Deadpool 2 movie shows it the best

just being near her is actually hazardous

[queen laurel]

yep

[storm jungle]

especially since iirc she literally survived because she affects the survivability chances of the people near her

which is pretty fucked up

[solid oyster]

Guys which psykers can throw flames and which ones can throw electricity?

[queen laurel]

she literally beat red Hulk one time because she was lucky enough to hit his pressure points

[rocky gale]

It's even dumber, Abnett says he's Alpha +

[storm jungle]

Yeah that is dumb

[solid oyster]

Can she beat Batman though

[storm jungle]

yes

[solid oyster]

Because that literally Luck v/s Infinite Plot Armour and Prep Time

[queen laurel]

yeah because for example Batman tries to throw a batarang that is explosive it just somehow blows up in his hand

[solid oyster]

That has never happened

[queen laurel]

he tries to use his grappling hook

[solid oyster]

Bruh

[queen laurel]

Somehow the line snaps

[storm jungle]

Batman has died like a thousand times in the comics, hes not invincible and just a man

his fanbase is just overhyped af

[celest dome]

Any that would learn the specific techniques

[queen laurel]

domino literally has the power to make something impossible possible

[solid oyster]

But .... But I am literally Batman 😢

[queen laurel]

Her luck is so insane it literally alters the circumstances

[viral halo]

Batman with prep time > anything you enjoy

[queen laurel]

Like she can somehow pass the test with the wrong answers

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

also yeah Domino is literally broken OP

[queen laurel]

Keep talking shit

[viral halo]

I was rewatching American Psycho this week and the line where he says "Im on the verge of tears as we enter the resturant at the thought of not getting a decent table" fucking destroyed me

[viral halo]

I do not know who or what this is

[storm jungle]

If you are done reading 40k for a bit YOU MUST read the American Psycho book

its SO fucking funny

[queen laurel]

Misogi Kumagaw, his power is all fiction

If he basically wants something to disappear he can just make it happen

[viral halo]

It's funny until || what he does to that kid in central park ||

[solid oyster]

But can she beat Goku (Insert "Goku asking that he heard you are strong" here)

[storm jungle]

Yeah but killing adults is funnier

Patrick is at a wedding and he talks about how he wants to empty an entire mag of an AK47 at the bride's dad

im like "did i write this"

[viral halo]

the chapter about Huey Lewis and the news is pique

[solid oyster]

Lmao

[queen laurel]

one time there was a guy he was fighting who uses color as his power he just said let me get rid of this color blue

[storm jungle]

it really is hip to be square

[queen laurel]

and literally every single blue in reality

disappeared

[viral halo]

Great song btw

[storm jungle]

100%

[viral halo]

What's another great comedy film

The Big Lebowski

[solid oyster]

My favourite warhammer 40k character is Forrest Gump

[storm jungle]

💀

[storm jungle]

still love how a religion came out from the Dude

and its literally just

"Be chill and enjoy life."

[solid oyster]

That's a religion I can get behind

[viral halo]

Sounds pagan to me hope they get put to the sword

[storm jungle]

it actually is iirc

[storm jungle]

its called Dudeism

google it

[solid oyster]

Sounds like Heresy to me

[viral halo]

New episode of smiling friends slapped

[solid oyster]

I'll be reporting you to the nearest explicator

[queen laurel]

i feel like you would fit in the universe just fine

[viral halo]

this right here was peak

[queen laurel]

well

[spring cairn]

smiling peak

[queen laurel]

i suppose my eyes didn't need cleansing

[viral halo]

that's what we fight for

[spring cairn]

mr.boss is the best character in all of fiction by a wide margin

[solid oyster]

That turned me on

[viral halo]

Glad Mr Boss is getting crazy abouts of screen time this season

They open his drawer at one point in the episode and it his a .38, a chinese passport, and a manifesto in it

[spring cairn]

only 1 bullet in the revolver too

[viral halo]

It's how you gotta be

[queen laurel]

He got married as well

and got a part of hell

The guy is very much something I admit

[viral halo]

https://productionlist.com/production/star-wars-episode-x-new-beginning/

are you guys ready for episode 10

[queen laurel]

what

i thought they already finished it

With that palpatine somehow returned movie

[spring cairn]

star wars will go on aslong as the cash flows

[viral halo]

Star Wars fans are gluttons for punishment

with every good movie or show they get 3 bad shows and 3 bad movies

such is the way of the thread or whatever the force is called now

[rocky gale]

Na they announced there would be another movie with Rey rebuilding the Jedi order

[spring cairn]

thx god i developed an unreasonable amount of hate towards sw long ago

[queen laurel]

oh for fucks sake

[viral halo]

Henry Cavill is having a baby that's pretty cool ig

[queen laurel]

speaking of henry cavill any reports on the warhammer show

Like the news I heard was he's gonna plan to make one and that's it

[viral halo]

They signed a deal and uhhh that's it

I personally don't think it's ever gonna come out

[queen laurel]

snogging runt

of course

[rocky gale]

It's still the Force, the Thread is just one cults interpretation of it. People just like to overreact to things

[viral halo]

I have no idea I don't watch anything after the book of boba fett

[rocky gale]

Then you've not seen Andor?

[viral halo]

Like 4 episodes I think

[rocky gale]

Watch the rest

It's the best

[viral halo]

maybe some day

[rocky gale]

Now

[viral halo]

It would cut heavily into my gooning time sadly

[rocky gale]

Uh

Okay

Bro can't multitask

[queen laurel]

Does that mean doing what I think it means or being a bad guy

[viral halo]

Being employed in the crew of a villian

[queen laurel]

good

Make sure you don't disappoint the boss

[viral halo]

IT'S THE BAT LOOK OUT

[rose thorn]

Dumb question what the fuck are these

[spring cairn]

supply drops i guess, or 1 man drop pods

[queen laurel]

Drop pods it would seem

[rocky gale]

They're escape pods I think

[queen laurel]

Yeah they're definitely escape pods

just checked it

[rocky gale]

The last Killteam set on the Gallowdarks had them, think there was a game mode where the objective was to get your guys to the pods

[spring cairn]

you vill escape in ze pod

[rose thorn]

Thanks

[solid oyster]

Guys

[rose thorn]

Crazy how walle had better escape pods

Then the imperium

[solid oyster]

I'm feeling good day

God Emperor be praised!!

[storm jungle]

To be fair with Wall-E that ship is literally made to be utopian in design