40k-lore-chat

[queen laurel]

Yeah i can literally just point to the night lords and i'm pretty sure they would outdo the daemonculacussy

[crystal forum]

kill this ork

[queen laurel]

You have to find me first

You garbage eating cat

[crystal forum]

i'll hire sly marbo

[outer wave]

Wait, you dont announce where you are every day?

Not very orky of ya

[celest dome]

The Imperium most likely outfo the Daemoncullaba daily

[queen laurel]

I'm a blood axe

Very sneaky

[outer wave]

Damn 😔

[crystal forum]

no you're a dumb ork

ha gottem

and you smell

[outer wave]

Dont call him that

Thats so mean....

That poor massive, giant, muscular, roid ridden green man has feelings!

[queen laurel]

Nah mate yer just dumber

[crystal forum]

fungoid brute

[queen laurel]

I will tear off your limbs and beat you to death with them

[crystal forum]

who would make a better friend, an ork or an ogryn

[outer wave]

Haha idiot fool dumb dumb, I am too quick and too elegant

I also ate the cut-cut fruit, so my limbs can easily detach from my body with no harm done

[queen laurel]

I have a gun design specifically to slow down fast targets

Checkmate you

I don't know makima from chainsaw man

[outer wave]

No Bussy the Clown from One Piece

(Thats not his name, its Buggy)

[crystal forum]

cease speaking

[outer wave]

No

[queen laurel]

Fuck you for no specific reason than just fuck you

[crystal forum]

take me out to diner first

[outer wave]

God that line made me laugh

[celest dome]

Fuck me yourself you lazy bugger

[queen laurel]

I will cover your models with cheeto dust

[outer wave]

NO ANYTHING BUT THAT

YOU MONSTER FRISBEE

[crystal forum]

i have enough isopropyl alcohol to melt a horse

[outer wave]

I dont own any horses

[queen laurel]

No i will also make you watch arch warhammer videos

And major kill

At the same time

And i will make sure that you also see xqc trying to paint a warhammer model

[outer wave]

Did XQC do that?

[crystal forum]

what if i enjoy it

[queen laurel]

You're a f****** weird who the hell enjoys watching both arch warhammer and major kill

[arctic talon]

[queen laurel]

God damn i expected mental illness from you but i didn't expect it to be so severe

[crystal forum]

arch warhammer resistance training is part of any normal guardsman regiment training

the emperor protects

[queen laurel]

That explains rather eccentric brain activity

[arctic talon]

Necron nobles should test new weapons on each other

[queen laurel]

And your warped of way thinking

[arctic talon]

Like how guardians in destiny test new weapons by killing each other with them

[shell mason]

Remember if your not Xeno your abhuman

[outer wave]

Do the necrons develop anything?

I almost feel they lack innovative minds

[queen laurel]

Yeah

[outer wave]

Oh cool

[queen laurel]

They are developing some stuff

For the future

[celest dome]

Cryptec do, but mostly for fun iirc

[arctic talon]

Sometimes

[shell mason]

Flashgitz says it perfectly

[arctic talon]

Not often

[queen laurel]

I think one of the innovations is trying to get their flesh back

[arctic talon]

Lol

[queen laurel]

They're trying to rebuild themselves

[arctic talon]

Only for some

Others hate it

[queen laurel]

Yeah some think that it's a stupid idea to have weak flesh

[outer wave]

Thats mostly destroyers though

[queen laurel]

No there are necrons that are genuinely okay with this life

[outer wave]

I see I see

[arctic talon]

Some want to become energy

Like the C’tan

[celest dome]

Oh Ghostly Necron could be a cool miniature

[outer wave]

Those are the one dynasty that go fast due to having some weird energy-modulating shit going on right?

I forgot so many details

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[outer wave]

Cool cool

[arctic talon]

Orikan can do it temporarily

He can pretty much become a living C’tan shard for a bit

Before burning out

[outer wave]

Guys I had a bad thought: what if we had a DBZ adaptation but with Necrons attempting to go C'tan mode?

Fuck that killed chat, damn

[arctic talon]

Lol

[outer wave]

My intrusive thoughts keep comin' in

[leaden pilot]

DBZ?

[outer wave]

Dragon Ball Z

[leaden pilot]

Oh, okay

Never watched it lol

[outer wave]

I remember watching it a bit as a kid

And all the AMVs on youtube with Linkin Park or Three Days Grace

God what a better time

[crystal forum]

sometimes i need to go back to 2000's edge to remember what it was like being a kid

and i can't believe kids these days were born after youtube was created

isn't that batshit insane

[leaden pilot]

I was born like a few months after Youtube came to be

It's wild to me not to have Youtube lol

[shell mason]

when was yt made?

[leaden pilot]

Early 2005 iirc

Yep, Valentine's day 2005

[shell mason]

ah

[gritty needle]

Out of curiosity, is there a list of what scab/dreg units match to which actual 40k models? In this case, I'm curious which gun the scab sniper uses, but it would be neat to see it all

[leaden pilot]

I'd guess that he uses just a long las

[dusky ivy]

I've been in a discussion with my brother before and he called the tau frogs. I guess I want a little clarification on their biology.

[outer wave]

Id say theyre closer to fish looks wise but theyre kinda their own thing

Cloven feet, dry skin, live to about 50 years on average

[arctic talon]

they're more bovine then anything

they have hoofs

The whole tau = fish thing comes from the naming convention for their vehicles

[dusky ivy]

thats what i thought to

[rose thorn]

Wait are they named after fish because they float?

[arctic talon]

I don't think so?

but a lot of their vehicles have aquatic or oceanic creature names

[copper wyvern]

Hey quick Darktide-specific lore question, has anyone attempted to transcribe the voices that the Psyker hears whenever they're at high Peril?

[green loom]

Nope, but the scab sniper uses a long las

It shows up a few times in the model range, not sure if stock nu-cadians come with any but veteran guard KT and ratlings do iirc

[storm jungle]

You can hear a few like "LIFE AND DECAAAY" but most of them are made to be incomprehensible whispering

[copper wyvern]

Gotcha, thanks

[storm jungle]

Traitor Guard basically got no miniature range minus a single re-purposed box-set from Blackstone Fortress that served as their main reference point, the only entirely existing models are the Poxhound which is modelled from a Hound of Xaphan miniature which is almost ancient and from Forgeworld's Siege of Vraks line

Anything else is a mix of Vraks and "Blooded" Traitor Guard miniatures.

You can see a lot of their design language in the ingame models

[agile prism]

can someone explain to me the whole titus being a primaris space marine thing? is there a process that regular space marines go through to become primaris?

[storm jungle]

Yes.

Its just mcguffin-surgery called the Rubicon Primaris

thats kind of it

[leaden pilot]

Doesn't it have a high mortality rate?

[storm jungle]

Uhhh

[agile prism]

arent the primaris supposed to have a different gene seed entirely from regular space marines?

[storm jungle]

if you have plot armor no

[storm jungle]

No their geneseed is the same

[leaden pilot]

Obv

[storm jungle]

they just got some different organs

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Rubicon_Primaris

Basically the only way to become a Primaris is literally be made from the ground up as one or cross the Rubicon

which is literally just for Firstborn/Special characters

[agile prism]

so them being multiple feet taller and stronger is just the new primaris armor or does the surgery take care of that

[storm jungle]

Surgery does.

Primaris are suppose to be literally "bigger and better" marines

both from a marketing and lore standpoint

[arctic talon]

one of the new primaris organs

[agile prism]

oh ok i was clueless as to why they just showed titus in primaris armor

[arctic talon]

makes them bigger

[agile prism]

are there chaos primaris?

[storm jungle]

no

[green loom]

Not yet

[arctic talon]

firstborn can use primaris gear

not yet but its def gona happen

at some point lol

[green loom]

Cus he crossed

[gritty needle]

Thank you for the detailed answer!

[agile prism]

and in the tabletop how do the primaris work? are they functionally the same as firstborn or are they counted as a different unit worth more points

[storm jungle]

Thats where i fail, tabletop nerds, do your thing

[green loom]

They're the new standard

[agile prism]

so you cant play old space marine units at an official tournament?

[green loom]

Uhh I don't think tac squads and stuff are legends yet

But all the new shiny stuff is Primaris

[arctic talon]

same really

[storm jungle]

yeah Firstborn are being slooowly phased out and terminated

[arctic talon]

You can

[storm jungle]

they will be gone in a year or two

GW is just slowly taking the bandaid off

[leaden pilot]

I just hope that firstborn get truescaled

[arctic talon]

tbh most firstborn have a primaris mini equivelent or a generic both one

[leaden pilot]

They look really stunty now

[green loom]

We already have like 3 sets for Horus Heresy lol

[arctic talon]

heresy

GW also is getting rid of the primaris distinction anyways

[green loom]

There's like a low low chance we'll get MK7 but everything before MK7 is a kinda safe bet

[celest dome]

Oh really ?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[celest dome]

Neat

[arctic talon]

sternguard are just sternguard

no such thing as "primaris captain" now

its just "captain"

[leaden pilot]

I mean just like the new terminators model
They are so much better

[rocky gale]

Yea 10th edition dropped the distinction between Primaris and Firstborn, only thing that matters is base size

You could honestly put a combination of Primaris models and Firstborn models in the same squad on the same base size and say "This is an intercessor squad" no one would mind

[arctic talon]

the new terminators are primaris scale

not Numarine scale

not that I mind

but some people do ll

Regarding the primaris split in the past

Primaris used to get an extra wound + attack but then all marines got 2 wounds, and then this edition normal marines got the extra melee attack as well

[rose thorn]

Hey what was that new warhammer 40k ttrpg called again?

[leaden pilot]

Imperium Maledictum?

[crystal forum]

ed can i tell you something

[green loom]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

something

[green loom]

Understood

[crystal forum]

also i have a big box of mk3 armour and i have yet to assemble it

im scared

it's so high detail

i will fuck it up

[green loom]

Probably
But you won't be able to not fuck it up before fucking it up first

[rose thorn]

Yee thanks

[rose thorn]

the urge to be a captured kelermorph forced to work for an inquisitor

[rose thorn]

LIke for uh, ttrph lmao

rpg*

[tough haven]

can anyone find the ost for the song that plays when going up the ascension riser in the prismata crystals mission? I cant find it anywhere

[crystal forum]

NO

stop asking

[thick cedar]

Apparently Eldar can blink faster than space marines can perceive it?

[dusk patrol]

[plush mason]

hell dont they move so fast in general that even the space marines struggle to react in time?

[dusk patrol]

They are very speedy yes

[arctic talon]

What

[shut shell]

Lol why don’t they just use voice of command

[thorn zenith]

"GET KARKING STUCK IN"

[storm jungle]

Im pretty sure its Immortal Imperium

https://youtu.be/w5ozcKqF4E8?t=97

[orchid lark]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-wawa-cat-oh-the-misery-cat-oh-the-misery-oh-the-misery-meme-gif-26036075

Its darude sandstorm

[storm jungle]

Its me shoving my FIST UP YOUR ASS

[orchid lark]

Listen just because you might like that

Aint mean i will

[tough haven]

My savior

[shell mason]

sup nerd

[viral halo]

@green loom I watched the new Flash Gitz video and cringed for 90 percent of it since it's such a beat to death joke but the ending actually cracked me up

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-ben-gif-26278824

They got me

[green loom]

What was the ending

[viral halo]

The space marine and the Bluey family have a warm heart to heart about acceptance and then the space marine is like yes you taught me that you are not furries, but unsanctioned dog mutants with latent psyker abilities and then kills the whole family

[queen laurel]

well

That certainly paints an image

[green loom]

Oh boy, can't wait to have that repeated to me for the next 8 months

[viral halo]

Flash Gitz: responsible for creating generations of cringy warhammer fans

I feel like the OG video of the space marine killing furries has gotta be like a decade old or something now

[winter vessel]

If it was an UltraSmurf, there may have been a discussion. But I’m just glad they didn’t show it visually, just the flashes from the bolter.

[rose thorn]

this is the funniest fucking thing i ever read

[tough haven]

Those fucking eldar have been cheating in all their staring contests!

[rose thorn]

pov you captured an eldar

[tough haven]

I love little bits of lore like that

[rose thorn]

serves NO PURPOSE

its great

[tough haven]

It expands the world ig

[queen laurel]

No purpose but funny

[leaden pilot]

It could be used in a cool way in 40k rpgs i guess

Like idk, the characters get captured by the Eldar, and are interrogated while looking into those unblinking eyes

[dusk patrol]

Mfw the Eldar puts me in an ankle lock

https://tenor.com/view/perc-angle-kurt-angle-impact-tna-impact-gif-23103506

[storm jungle]

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

also guys read the Fall of Mavelion its a very noblebright short story

[queen laurel]

ah the lore chat special kicking in

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-gif-26253121

[queen laurel]

OK you fell in love with the Astarion and Marazhai can you tell me what else did you have in your rather eccentric list choices for romance

[dusk patrol]

Bad choices

Calling them red flags isn’t doing justice to red flags

[queen laurel]

mate you ain't exactly a saint either

[dusk patrol]

“I can fix him”

“He can make me worse”

[outer wave]

Award winning smile

[rose thorn]

i am feresly attracted to the kellermorph

Comth the Hour Comth the Hero

[storm jungle]

my favorite part was the guy who wrote Konrad's novel called out that the people who think they can fix/or think Konrad is a good person are the same ones who fall in love with serial killers IRL

The most damaging comment ive seen from a BL authors twitter account

[rose thorn]

aghghjhagha

[storm jungle]

I was fucking WHEEZING

id dig it but its like 5-6 years old

prob impossible to find but I HAVE seen it on the site lmao

[dusk patrol]

Tbf those people are probably also like “Yes and?”

[queen laurel]

there is a difference between knowing you can fix something and looking like a construction crew with no budget

[dusk patrol]

Omg guys yeah he tried to kill dozens of people but those eyes 😍

[rose thorn]

attracted to someone that is horrific evil because they are evil >attracted to someone that is horrifically evil because you think they are good

wroNG

MY BAD

[dusk patrol]

Although you know John Wayne Gacy wasn’t getting a bunch of letters like Bundy was

[rose thorn]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MAGAZINE COVER

[dusk patrol]

It got a lot of justified blowback when it came out

[queen laurel]

I don't care if he looks like Prince handsome I will punch the **** out of someone who defends bad people because of looks

[dusk patrol]

Tbf to a lot of those people, I do think it’s just a kinda a weird fantasy thing

I doubt any significant number would actually act on it if given the chance

[queen laurel]

Yeah but like sometimes there are fantasies you just have to use a brick to beat out of people's head

[outer wave]

I feel like I could poke his eyes and he wouldnt blink

[dusk patrol]

Me watching the Casey Anthony trial, considering how maybe infanticide isn’t the worst thing ever

More proof that the flesh can take the L

[rose thorn]

I love how loyalist and traitor night lords look exactly the same in hh

Do not be fooled, two of these are a traitor

[storm jungle]

theres even funnier 30k profile pages like this where they got human skin and hands stapled to their armor

[queen laurel]

this is like it's one of those figure out the difference ads and they all literally look the same

[rose thorn]

JAVDJAHSHHAH

[rose thorn]

Yeha I was trying to find it but i couldn’t

The meme kinda works for iron warriors but isn’t as funny and being confusing was kinda apart of their plan

Death guard, k sons, world eaters, emperors children (sorta), word bearers and Luna wolves there is a tell for loyalists ie color schemes

[dusk patrol]

“Hey Mr loyalist that’s an interesting loin clothe you got there, what’s it made of?”

[rose thorn]

Executioners my beloved

[dusk patrol]

Hilariously still not the worst loyalist chapters to work with for Badab

[rose thorn]

Literally didn’t apologize for being traitor in the badab war

Forgiven anyway

‘We were just paying back a debt.’
‘Understandable.’

[storm jungle]

They also were under the protection of the Salamanders

it was mostly why their punishment was less lighter

[dusk patrol]

And they beat the ass of a lot of the traitors

Which helped

Earlier then the others

[rose thorn]

reminds me of that steven universe meme

[rocky gale]

Bruh no new preorders this week

[rose thorn]

the hh preorders are this week, the commander sprue might be nice for more roman chapters i guess

for 40k

[rocky gale]

No that's last weeks

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/06/15/saturday-pre-orders-reinforcements-for-your-legions/

it was yesterday?

[rocky gale]

Yea

[rose thorn]

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/06/16/sunday-preview-ready-yourself-for-the-next-warhammer-40000-balance-dataslate/

These are the ones for this week

[rose thorn]

ohhhhhh

[rocky gale]

Sunday is the first day of the week, so yesterday was last week.

[rose thorn]

gotchu

my bad

[rocky gale]

I should have been more clear, I meant the newly announced ones

[arctic talon]

balance slate coming

[rocky gale]

Hmm

I was thinking they were clearing space ahead of AoS 4th edition release

Yea 4th edition AoS goes on preorder on the 29th

[winter vessel]

Buddy boy on the left would vouch and say ‘Erebus says he’s sorry!”

[viral halo]

wtf is the one on the right lol

[queen laurel]

Jack horner

From puss in Boots The last wish

[viral halo]

Oh no idea

[queen laurel]

You do not know the main antagonist of one of the most appreciated and so-called best movie that came out and was popular in the internet for decent amount of time?

You know what I am not even going to ask how I'm just going to leave you to your own devices

[shell mason]

has the Felinids been reconed yet?

[viral halo]

I do not watch current childrens' movies often I guess lol

[rocky gale]

It's worth the watch tbh

[queen laurel]

I suppose that explains it

But it's very good

It improved a lot from the first movie

[rocky gale]

Yea Jack Horner and Death are both pretty iconic

[queen laurel]

It literally outdo avatar The Way of the water

[viral halo]

I saw top gun maverick in theaters like 5 times though

[rocky gale]

Were you forced to?

Did Tom Cruise have a gun?

[queen laurel]

Why

[dusk patrol]

No they’re just barely mentioned ever

[queen laurel]

Who told you to

You had a choice

[viral halo]

I love Raytheon/Lockheed

[queen laurel]

Why did you watch it five f****** times

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/raytheon-raytheon-my-raytheon-my-beloved-gif-27124283

[queen laurel]

Just because you love air superiority from the military doesn't mean you have to torture yourself in watching a movie five f****** times in theater

[viral halo]

Saw Dune II like 5 times too

[rocky gale]

Are you a millionaire?

[queen laurel]

You are something else man you are something else

[dusk patrol]

Watching that beautiful flight footage ain’t torture

[queen laurel]

Yes but like watching a movie five times

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-squadron-top-gun-maverick-flying-together-jet-trio-jet-squad-gif-25325572

[viral halo]

I've probably watched My Cousin Vinny no less than 20 times

[green loom]

I think we've gone over Siggy being notably better off than most of us already

[queen laurel]

It's a concept i can't really wrap my stupid head around

[rocky gale]

I'd have to take a small loan to watch a movie in theatre five times

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-top-gun-maverick-discord-meme-gif-26179028

[queen laurel]

I would have to cheat the IRS out of my tax payment

[viral halo]

Big fan of getting a cherry icee

[storm jungle]

POV you are looking out the peephole of your quarters during warp-travel

[viral halo]

Perhaps even a buncha crunch

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/dox-doxx-i-really-respect-your-opinion-one-small-issue-ip-gif-25805728

[queen laurel]

Did you watch any other movie multiple times

Like how much do you do this on a regular basis

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/nopants-dance-sing-home-alone-tom-cruise-gif-3540938

[storm jungle]

I dont know whats worse to see during warp travel

a daemon or tom cruise

i guess its the same thing

[viral halo]

I've seen blazing saddles at least 6-7 times, the lord of the rings trilogy at least 6 times, master and commander like 7 times

uhhh glory like 6 times

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-cruise-oprah-winfrey-electrocution-lightning-zap-zap-gif-24791064

[viral halo]

Gladiator 4 times prob

[queen laurel]

My God

You are built different

[viral halo]

Underworld like 3 times

[leaden pilot]

Top Gun Maverick was so good
I remember that I was tense for like a good half of the movie

[queen laurel]

I salute you

[dusk patrol]

Tom Cruise at least might just do some wacky stunt and ask you if you’ve heard of L Ron Hubbard

[green loom]

The one with the fight club dude?

[viral halo]

Morgan freeman/denzel washington/matthew broderick

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-cruise-premios-ç-gif-1116084126699484625

[green loom]

Lance Reddick too

[viral halo]

Matthew Broderick killed people and faced no jail time btw

[queen laurel]

Kanye West and Drake?

[green loom]

Aguh???

[rocky gale]

Broderick the murderer 💀

[viral halo]

Drunk driving in ireland and plowed through a mother and daughter and got away with it

[green loom]

Ouch

[rocky gale]

Yea, he literally killed two people in Northern Ireland and got a £100 fine

[queen laurel]

Damn

[dusk patrol]

Who would you rather be alone with in a forest, Drake or a Bear but the bear is Kanye

[rocky gale]

And wasn't arrested because it would have interrupted his filming schedule

[viral halo]

I'm too old for drake

[queen laurel]

I will shoot myself

[dusk patrol]

The answer is Kanye Bear because it’ll be really funny before you die

[viral halo]

Remember that dude who used to try to live with bears in alaska a few times of the year

and they ate him

[dusk patrol]

At least Kanye has the courtesy of being funny while he’s insane

[viral halo]

and make every one watch the herzog documentary about it in US high schools for some reason

[dusk patrol]

Werner Herzog could make cupcake baking contest sound insidious

[viral halo]

where this dude is like oh i live with bears they love me OOPS THEY ATE ME AND MY GF

[shell mason]

Ah

[dusk patrol]

“And then Becky will put the pastries into the oven, and roast them. Much like humans have been roasted alive throughout history as a form of execution.”

[green loom]

I illegally acquired dangerous wild animal
-> I feed it regularly
-> it doesn't kill me instantly when I enter the pen
-> I mistime feeding it by 5 minutes after 8 years and it eats me alive

[dusk patrol]

Throwback to the interview where he got shot mid interview and didn’t wanna sop because “it was not significant”

[shell mason]

Meh if we have space wolves then cats are good

[leaden pilot]

I think there was some activist in Europe that tried to show that bears are friendly, he entered a bear's den and got mauled lol

Though he survived iirc

[viral halo]

I wonder how bear tastes

[green loom]

Apparently not bad if you trim the fat

[queen laurel]

Probably very tough

I mean it's bear meat

[viral halo]

I could go for a hot dog rn tbh

[green loom]

https://youtu.be/wMxKbkWrvDc?si=ikuGIKLbgCRMcx_b

[viral halo]

I was at the Mets game yesterday and got a fat cheesesteak

[dusk patrol]

You have to cook it right

[viral halo]

need a glizzy rn

[dusk patrol]

But yeah it’s a lot of muscle and fat

[queen laurel]

Your mind works off mysterious circumstances

[dusk patrol]

It’s not bad though

[viral halo]

I love hot dogs

[queen laurel]

Yeah like every creature with a flesh can be cooked right

Even puffer fish for some f****** reason

[green loom]

Just don't eat it raw because apparently they all have parasites

[viral halo]

Homeless people taste fine when you boil the fent out

[dusk patrol]

Whoever figured out how to eat puffer fish was very very hungry

Or determined

[queen laurel]

The meat on the legs is especially good with barbecue rub and like applewood smoke

[green loom]

Or was trying to impress some local emperor

[viral halo]

I have a video of a chinese guy eating random sea creatures out of the mud and water in nature hold on lemme find it

[queen laurel]

Don't

[green loom]

"Serfs 1 through 12 all died horribly, but serf 13 didn't have any issues so we must have done it right"

[winter vessel]

I mean people do that in Louisiana

[queen laurel]

At least dm it to him will you

[winter vessel]

Crawfish huntin’

[green loom]

I wanna see

[viral halo]

I have to find it

[dusk patrol]

Like the first dude who figured out cheese was a thing

[green loom]

Forget that, what about the first dude who milked something

[dusk patrol]

“Wow this smells terrible and looks disgusting…..let’s leave it out more….and then eat it”

[dusk patrol]

[queen laurel]

Can you imagine the explanation

[green loom]

Never underestimate peoples' tendency to just leave something

[leaden pilot]

First guy who figured out beer was probably also wild

Also honey

[viral halo]

found it

[rocky gale]

Bog Butter is one that makes me think

[green loom]

How has that man not gotten something

[queen laurel]

I think I have seen just about anything

But the sounds is what gets me

He breaks through that thing like he has teeth of iron

[green loom]

On second thought he's probably gotten a ton of stuff and just sat it through

[rocky gale]

Like who's idea was it to start burying barrels of animal fat in a bog to make butter

[dusk patrol]

He has so many diseases and parasites in his body they’re in a constant war

And thus he is invincible

[queen laurel]

Butter made out of animal fat

That does not sound appetizing at all

That s*** sounds like something Kruleboyz eat

No offense

[dusk patrol]

Also butter churning in general

That shit takes forever

[leaden pilot]

Theoretically all butter is made from animal fat

Just that the fat comes from milk

[rocky gale]

Well some bog butter is from animal fat, some is from dairy

But all is buried in a bog

[dusk patrol]

I always go to the local bog for my household needs

Useful when you need an eye of newt or some troll fingers

[rocky gale]

Like this is a 22 pound lump of butter found in a bog

[queen laurel]

Some fresh bog bread really helps

[rocky gale]

It's estimated to be more than 2000 years old

I crave it

[queen laurel]

Honestly

I might just try it

[queen laurel]

Now that I look at it it looks like a giant potato

[dusk patrol]

It’s a Jurassic cow egg

[winter vessel]

Looks like that ferrer rocher chocolate candy but super sized

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-man-eating-and-running-cartoon-eating-cartoon-man-running-gif-24721662

[rose thorn]

How???

[rocky gale]

Bog Butter

Bog with the butter in it

[tough haven]

My man is literally gollum

[dusk patrol]

Basically naturally coalescing fat which builds up underground

Becomes preserved over potentially thousands of years

Or in your mom

[rocky gale]

It's not natural, it was a method of creating/preserving

It would be buried in wooden barrels, but the barrels would often disintegrate

Because they didn't plan on burying them for thousands of years

[rose thorn]

I forgor:(

[rose thorn]

The emperors butter

[thorn zenith]

The emperors smegma

[shell mason]

sup lore nerds

[shell mason]

you need god

[thorn zenith]

I have god

His name is slaanesh

[shell mason]

.......

@mods

[thorn zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[shell mason]

We got heresy over here

Get this filth out

[storm jungle]

[shell mason]

https://tenor.com/view/getouuut-getthehellout-get-out-caleb-city-luigi-canister-gif-22634455

https://tenor.com/view/chara-sr-pelo-underpants-undertale-gif-18112144

Anyway this place seems empty like me

so uh for lore reasons where is the worst place to get sent in the warp iyo?

[green loom]

Being there is probably bad enough

It's like being thrown into a big pool of knives

[shell mason]

But

which knives are worst?

[green loom]

Except they're also laced with mushrooms and the worst poison ever

[shell mason]

the steaks knives or bread knives?

[green loom]

The knives look different but there's so many that ultimately it won't matter

[shell mason]

what about cleavers?

[storm jungle]

ıts very much "choose your poison"

because theres a ton of shit planets in the Warp

or just the realm of the gods too

[green loom]

That's also assuming that your perception doesn't just glitch out and you go insane and die/get eaten immediately

[shell mason]

Let me be more specific

which one of the chaos gods areas are the worst to be sent to

was too broad in what I asked before

like I said iyo

[storm jungle]

Probably Nurgle deffo

Some people that end up there can turn into things like plague trees aka literally getting stretched and contorted into resembling one and living forever in agony as bugs and other critters climb in and out of them 💀

[green loom]

There's a slight caveat in that you won't care anymore

[storm jungle]

Tzeentch and Slaanesh deffo could do something similiar but disease is always the worst bonus amplifier

[green loom]

But like

You'll still feel at that

[storm jungle]

Well no that depends

if they want you to feel it you will feel it

[green loom]

Either way you're mind is not staying intact

[storm jungle]

[green loom]

Also just feeling all that

shudder

[shell mason]

so no khorne?

interesting

[green loom]

I mean Khorne would be Eternal, Brutal War

But that's literally the status quo

So the bleakness is kinda lost

[storm jungle]

^

Khorne is just killing people

he doesnt really eternally torture people

[green loom]

Like worst case scenario youll be a sentient skull or something lmao

[shell mason]

wish there was more people for more opinions

[outer wave]

Well he does use spectral slaves to make magic collars and shit

[green loom]

It's between NA/EU hours rn so p slow

[outer wave]

Mostly souls of people being cowardly and/or psykers

Or was it collars? I think his hatred made those, but I do know he uses spectral slaves to do shit

[storm jungle]

to be fair most of this server is european i think and IT IS pretty late here lol

[shell mason]

Oh this is a EU server?

[green loom]

Not everyone's deranged like me and Dilara

[outer wave]

Fatshark is swedish so

[storm jungle]

Its more that most of the users here are EU or in the States

[green loom]

It's also just a lull in the timezones rn

Early NA/Late EU

[shell mason]

Meh makes sense alot of Sweeds and Polish make some interesting game

https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-hunger-d'arce-ragnvaldr-cahara-enki-gif-16232396427798419523

[outer wave]

Slavic games amirite?

[shell mason]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-gabriel-ultrakill-v1-v1-ultrakill-watch-yo-tone-mf-gif-15334889531043185167

[green loom]

We do be odd

[outer wave]

Oof

[shell mason]

your pancakes are nice tho

However ya'll sell smetana lowkey weird asf

[green loom]

Crepes are good

[shell mason]

Was able to make one

not bad

I STILL HAVE FLOUR

I CAN MAKE SOME

[crisp heath]

Stalker is still my beloved even if it is filled with stolen assets and jank that makes darktide blush

Actually struggling to think of a Slavic game that doesn't have jank

[outer wave]

Darkwood

That's all I know that wouldn't likely have jank

[tough haven]

Eh, I haven’t been using it for much lol

[tough haven]

Khorne is kinda my favorite bc he’s just simple and honest

He’s going to beat you to death and take your skull

There’s no bs just a mutual understanding

[tough haven]

Tzeench imo

Nurgle after a bit you join the club

Khorne is just killing you

Slaneesh you’ll be twisted into enjoying it

[shell mason]

AYE

[tough haven]

But Tzeench is madness made manifest, with infinite ways to torment your mind and body, or just play polymorph roulette with you for funsies

[crisp heath]

\

[crystal forum]

can i kiss a space marine or is that gay

like they dont have sex right so wouldn't that just be a nice friendly kiss

a bro kiss

but what if i use a lot of tongue

is that gay

is it gay if i hug him while doing it

happy pride month

[tough haven]

I think they can, they just can’t reproduce

And most have next to zero desire to

[tough haven]

It’s whatever you two define it as, labels are transient

[queen laurel]

He's a bit off the rails man

Just try to ignore him

[hallow basin]

I mean, it was a legitimate, albeit weird question

[tough haven]

He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit

[hallow basin]

I personally think it would be okay if not too much tongue. And you shouldn't look flustered, otherwise sm will catch onto you

[orchid lark]

Acidic spit will ruin you

[shell mason]

Don't forget the emperor's children have sex

due to slannesh being a degenerative twat

[green loom]

Hell yeah

[shell mason]

Also canonically she is horny on main

[floral onyx]

I can't post gifs 😔

I remain not funny

[orchid lark]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-pattinson-tenet-whats-happeneds-happened-whats-happpeneds-gif-19466506

[tough haven]

Do NOT ask a space marine to use spit for lube

[shell mason]

Space marine are able to donate blood to regular people increasing their life span and resistances but making them infertile

[storm jungle]

Sounds good to me

[leaden pilot]

God I forgot that the Eldar literally call us monkeys

[storm jungle]

its not monkey

it just sounds like it lol

thats prob the joke tho

[leaden pilot]

I refuse to acknowledge that it isn't monkey, they meant it when they came up with it

By they I mean GW

[storm jungle]

idk man monkeys are cool

[leaden pilot]

Yeah they are

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/monkeys-apes-happy-gang-gif-14742557

[leaden pilot]

But an advanced race calling us monkeys (but not really) is kinda stupid

[queen laurel]

Yeah it's actually worse because it's actually the name of an ancient savage race the eldar obliterated

[leaden pilot]

But hey, 40k is stupid in it's entirety, so I guess I can't complain

[queen laurel]

It's awful similar to another word that i do not want to tell

[storm jungle]

its kind of like the tau saying "gue'la" for humans

which im pretty sure is an actual asian slang like "gue lo"

[queen laurel]

Yeah i mean i don't really blame them from calling us that because we fit the description way too well

We literally shoot on site and very rarely actually use diplomacy with them

So calling a savages basically every time they have is yes bad but also kind of justified with how trigger happy humanity is in 40k

And if anything the humans are just as racist so it balances out the racism chart

Are racist force can also be countered by an equally racist force

[leaden pilot]

I take no issue in them calling human savages
But the fact that the word literally sounds like monkey
Is just that little bit too much

[queen laurel]

It makes a bit sense and you know GW doesn't really have a clean track record if you catch my drift

[leaden pilot]

Yeah, GW is like that

They like their puns

[queen laurel]

There's really no point i'm complaining about it

you can say it's bad and you can try giving suggestions but it's a multi $1,000,000 company that sells plastic crack at people

[storm jungle]

It gets extremely annoying once you play rogue trader

they also say it like mon'ki and not mon'kai like most other titles

lol

[queen laurel]

I appreciate your long range consistent damage but I swear to God if you call me the M word one more time I will ******* teleport you to slaanesh

[storm jungle]

its up there with "heresy" for me

instant kill mode

40k has legit ruined the word Heresy for me

[queen laurel]

why can't you call me a Elantach like you do

like come on

You like me more than an average human right maybe just stop calling me a savage after I literally forgave you from stabbing me in the back and literally save your people

i have good graces but my god

[queen laurel]

Like genuinely I wish her select dialogue changed to be a bit more nicer after you saved her and actually forgived her

my brother in christ i got tortured in that city and i still forgave you why do you call me savage

[storm jungle]

It happens

[queen laurel]

oh don't even

your average brain dead imperial fan is going to spam it

[storm jungle]

its fine

its inevitable

[tough haven]

Means the same thing as a human calling another human a monkey lol

[storm jungle]

what

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-serious-jay-bauman-half-in-the-bag-break-the4th-wall-look-at-the-camera-gif-17253460

[green loom]

TBF that ability is very much worth her

[tough haven]

It’s been ingrained into her by her human hating culture, it just slips out

Not that that makes it ok, but it’s gonna take a while for her to stop using the m word

True

[viral halo]

What's up my mon'kei I just got back from the diddy party

you shoulda been there

dick and balls everywhere

[tough haven]

But my point is, what the word means to them is the same as what monkey means to us

[storm jungle]

To be fair

when humanity are literal nazis in 40k i dont exactly have sympathy for them being called a slur lol

[viral halo]

They're not nazis they believe in religion

[storm jungle]

LMAO

also

gimme new rogue trader DLC already

assassin lady AWOOGA

[viral halo]

doesnt it release soon?

[tough haven]

She needs to go to a cultural sensitivity course

[tough haven]

What imperium Stan’s hit you with when you call them Nazis

[tough haven]

Also fair since we can’t stop calling them slurs and literally genociding them

[viral halo]

That's why I like Chaos and Dark eldar, they stand for something

[queen laurel]

oh mother zogger

i fuckin knew it

[queen laurel]

Decapitation of children and turning them into fruit bowls is your way of motivation I suppose

[tough haven]

If we’re picking factions based on morals, I’d go orks, or farsight enclaves

[queen laurel]

you would pick orks for morality

[storm jungle]

Orks are extremely evil

[queen laurel]

my guy

[viral halo]

I am a teacher after all

[tough haven]

Orks stand for just fucking balling and having a good time

[queen laurel]

at least go with the AOS

[tough haven]

Because it’s funny

[viral halo]

They're just having a good time being evil

just like CSM

[queen laurel]

yes after building a slave human farm

[tough haven]

Because c’mon, I can’t blame them, they’re just so unapologetically evil

[queen laurel]

If you're looking for morality

literally stay the **** away from them

but if you just want to have fun and you don't care for morality

yeah sure

[viral halo]

Fun is #1 babyyyyyyy

[queen laurel]

Just never say you were picking them for morality sakes

[tough haven]

They just straight up don’t have a concept of morality, so therefore, they can’t do immoral acts

[tough haven]

Yeah the orks part was a joke lol, I should have said that

[viral halo]

Philosopher ahhh over here

You should double down, never concede

[storm jungle]

They do

they literally burn children over campfires and laugh about it

[crystal forum]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tvmncng5O-M?si=-pDuPATvNstmuHm1

[storm jungle]

and actively torture people

[queen laurel]

they do and don't give a ****

[viral halo]

It's not torture if mike brooks is writing it dilara

[storm jungle]

^

[tough haven]

But they don’t think anything they can do is bad

[viral halo]

then it's funny goofy silly

[queen laurel]

they just find it a funny concept and ignore it

[storm jungle]

They are actively aware of the concept of suffering/making humans feel pain.

this is morality

[tough haven]

Isn’t morality the concept of right vs wrong?

Orks don’t think anything they do can be wrong

[queen laurel]

yes and they know what they are doing is wrong but they laugh about it

[storm jungle]

^

I dont really think orks who breed humans to be living fat-foodstock lack morality

or removing their fingernails so that they cant kill themselves

[viral halo]

They just have their priorities straight

[queen laurel]

like they could just have let this human go because it's not it's not worth fighting or killing it but they don't

[tough haven]

Fair enough, I concede my point

[tough haven]

Doesn’t that depend on the warband?

[crystal forum]

where do i sign up

[queen laurel]

they literally sent a surrender request with a fluent speaking ork to tell us to **** yourselves over and become slaves

[viral halo]

I can't wait for Eternal Reward to wake up and ping someone in this conversation a few hours later with a very serious reply

[queen laurel]

no it can depend on the person but they will definitely try

And if they can get the sadistic pleasure of interrogating the guy

well you know what happens to that

Pinky the poor bastard

[viral halo]

The most fucked torture I ever read in a 40k book was in the beggining of the second deathwatch steve parker book when they insert the worm thing in the guy and it eats his brain

[tough haven]

Anyways bottom line, they just don’t give a fuck

[viral halo]

That was somehow worse than marduk and some word bearers getting flayed by drukhari

[tough haven]

The only thing between orks and dark eldar is that orks are silly goofy

Dark eldar take themselves seriously

[queen laurel]

yes so whatever you do never say you pick them for morality because you're gonna get some stares from people

[viral halo]

Get some stairs

https://tenor.com/view/falling-drunk-shocked-surprised-gif-15546336

[queen laurel]

it was a mistype don't make me push you off one

[tough haven]

I thought you meant they’d kick my down stairs lol

But I get your point

Anyways my actual pick for morality is the farsight enclaves

[viral halo]

My friend used to join discords and just correct grammar until he got banned

real barrel of laughs

[tough haven]

Are they fucked? Yes. But so is everyone else

[queen laurel]

wow he just sounds like eternal reward but more insufferable

[viral halo]

😭

[viral halo]

Uhhh based department?!

[tough haven]

Marquis de favras core

[viral halo]

Going on vacation this week and going to try and beat my previous vacation warhammer book reading record

[tough haven]

I read a 40K book every night before I go to bed, thank the gods I don’t usually dream

[viral halo]

I had some wild ass dreams last night

@crystal forum thank you for the super emoji I forgot those could still be done

[tough haven]

Ooh lets spiral into that

[queen laurel]

My dream was a crocodile combining with a megazord for some reason but that's just my brain

[tough haven]

Most badass thing I’ve read all day

[viral halo]

that's pretty sick

[queen laurel]

I'm pretty sure it was a megazord I don't know it was like transforming into a robot or something

[tough haven]

Dreamed my girlfriend broke up with me bc I was late to pick her up

[queen laurel]

That's just prophetic vision

[tough haven]

“From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh..”

[tough haven]

Bro don’t say that

[queen laurel]

oh shit my bad

[viral halo]

Panic ensues

[tough haven]

Too late, I panicked 2 hours ago

[viral halo]

The worst dreams are about work

[tough haven]

But it’s ok, I cleared it up with her

[tough haven]

Fr

[viral halo]

Every time I dream about work I wake up in a sweaty panic and start fumbling for my pistol

until I realize I'm cozy and alright

[queen laurel]

You're a teacher right so why is your panic response look for your gun

[tough haven]

Where the fuck do you work

[queen laurel]

There's a joke there's somewhere

[viral halo]

LMAO

[tough haven]

Texas

That’s the joke

[viral halo]

I do not live in the south fortunately

[tough haven]

I don’t like guns, so I have my bed knife TM

[viral halo]

I keep a .38 in my nightstand

In a cutesty little safe

[tough haven]

No I mean, In Texas teachers can carry guns

[viral halo]

Oh that's interesting ig

[tough haven]

I’m glad you have proper gun discipline

[tough haven]

Like in class

[viral halo]

Yea lol jokes aside they're not toys

[tough haven]

Neither are knives

[crystal forum]

i dont remember my dream but i woke up more tired than usual

[viral halo]

I remember in college I couldn't sleep and was taking sleeping pills all the time and was like damn I need normal sleep so I swapped to taking ashwaghanda root to help with sleep for a year and it made me a sociopath

[tough haven]

Honestly I keep it on my bed stand bc I like the pattern in the Damascus and I made it a little, so it goes on my nightstand with my other little trinkets I’ve made

It’s too dull to really hurt anyone bc I don’t use it lol

So I never sharpen it

[viral halo]

I used to carry a switchblade in college cause it was in the hood

one time I got jumped by a crackhead out of the bushes walking into campus

[tough haven]

That stuff is awful

[crystal forum]

did you kill him

[viral halo]

I cracked him on the head and sprinted into the security gate and plowed into class covered in sweat

the professor was like what the fuck happened to you

I got lucky tho, I knew an international student that got robbed at gunpoint day 1 of college lol

He had to go to the vietnamese embassy and get his party ID etc all remade

there was another international student from china who failed out and his student visa was up in like 2017 and ICE raided the frat house to deport the kid lol

[leaden pilot]

If you're picking 40k factions based on morality then pick Tyranids

They're just hungry lol

[viral halo]

the one thing I miss about college is 16 hour street fighter marathons

[green loom]

Do I have to go and get the bingo card

[leaden pilot]

What bingo card?

[crisp heath]

No they absolutely hate humanity. They aren't just predatory the hive mind is intelligent and vehemently hates other organic life

[leaden pilot]

Well then my bad

I only knew that they devour everything, I thought that they aren't an inherently malicious force

But I guess that that's 40k for you

[storm jungle]

Its actually a mix of both

It does harbor hate but it also works instinctively

its a bit like how a cordyceps fungus is not exactly evil for infecting an ant and then making it kill its entire colony

💀

[shell mason]

what I miss?

[storm jungle]

[shell mason]

brother

[leaden pilot]

I mean, I wouldn't make moral statements about anything that isn't human or sentient irl
Fungi, bacteria, viruses aren't evil, they just are
Even if they kill

But knowing that Tyranids hate humans and want to destroy all organic life changes some things lol

[shell mason]

mhm

[viral halo]

I wonder what Tyranids taste like

[leaden pilot]

I'd wager a guess that they're really acidic

[viral halo]

damn look at this dope model they just teased

[leaden pilot]

And the meat would be really sinewy

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/BavbSyu0WoE
imperial preacher telling the plebs how to prepare for the nid invasion

[outer wave]

What in the god damn is that

[crystal forum]

your mother

[viral halo]

Necromunda getting the coolest models

[crisp heath]

Can't tell if nurgle or nid

Mutant

[outer wave]

ERM MY MOM IS HUMAN ERGO????

[viral halo]

it's genestealer

[outer wave]

Yeah would make sense for it to be a genestealer

Damn the base game really not getting any cool models huh

[viral halo]

There's also new genestealers for Necromunda too

[viral halo]

they're not allowed the creative freedom of the specialist teams sadly

[crisp heath]

How the fuck is that a gene stealer

[viral halo]

AoS is allowed to get wacky cause it's newer

[outer wave]

They should be tbh but that's a cold take

[outer wave]

Human/tyranid hybrid

Least that's the logic I'm seeing

[crisp heath]

No I know that

[viral halo]

They explain it in the past few munda articles on warcom

[crisp heath]

What generation is that? Normal genestealers are hybrids or pure breed

[viral halo]

No idea, just read the article and already forgot

[crisp heath]

That looks more like a mutant from underhive then anything

[queen laurel]

it looks like a hybrid between a gene stealer and a Neurothrope

[viral halo]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/06/17/the-malstrain-coalescence-is-the-most-grotesque-thing-on-necromunda-yet/

[queen laurel]

it even has the head carapace

brain thing

[viral halo]

it's called the malstrain

Their "gang" or whatever

[crisp heath]

Ahh ok it's necromunda specific don't play it and unless there has been lore content like a book I wouldn't have heard of it

[viral halo]

Yea necromunda is fun and wacky

[crisp heath]

So it's basically Tyranids but they used southern Americans?

Some inbreeding mutie shit going on there

[storm jungle]

What in tarnation

[storm jungle]

They are having unreliable mutations (more than usual) because Hive Secundus which they were originally infected got nuked

these are from radiation and other exposures causing them to look fucked up specific to Necromunda

[queen laurel]

yeah to reproduce they just kidnap

[shell mason]

just like me frfr

[green loom]

Also the Magos trying to "cure" them

[storm jungle]

Also munda literally has lore drops with every rulebook that gets put out, so you've missed a ton

[outer wave]

Wait but aren't hive fleets naturally exposed to radiation while in space?

Wouldn't they also be doing this?

[green loom]

The experiments probably didn't help

[outer wave]

Okay fair

[shell mason]

Rah

Getting that ork build

[storm jungle]

You expect GW to know science

[queen laurel]

Yeah but hivefleets are literally also working factories of genetic modification

They're probably immune to it with some science mcguffin

[outer wave]

I expect REALISM in my SCI FI FANTASY

[queen laurel]

Like they just evolved to be immune with it

[outer wave]

Wow I spelt that bad

[shell mason]

Thats your first mistake

[outer wave]

Yes I spelt word wrong

[shell mason]

its called Realism

[outer wave]

I could see them being resistant

[queen laurel]

Look never asked for accuracy in GW this is the same company that thinks that it will make you into a giant stupid brute if you spend your entire generation in a high gravity planet

[outer wave]

Which is funny because squats originally also came from high gravity worlds as well

[shell mason]

EVERYONE PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN 0 - 100

[outer wave]

Anyway I think IoM should start giving Norn Queens super cancer in the form of intense sun radiation

77

[crisp heath]

Wasn't this retconned as them been genetically engineered to extract those resources

[outer wave]

Yep

Or I'd imagine it was, since a majority of the kin are clones

[storm jungle]

Its a mix of both

[tough haven]

But they didn’t actually become stupid, just big bad strong, the imperium keeps them stupid

[storm jungle]

Im pretty sure the lore of the O.G squats being human was still kept

[tough haven]

We can still see what ogryns can aspire to if allowed

[outer wave]

Ogryns could become giants

[lunar harness]

nuclear bomb radiation is special and worse.... just because it is! OKAY!?

[outer wave]

We're gonna shove a sun into the middle of one of these things and see how it adapts

[lunar harness]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-barbenheimer-barbie-oppenheimer-movie-gif-14455380668331281856

[outer wave]

Holy shit it works...

[rocky gale]

Oh lord

Someone check on the Necromunda team

[barren prawn]

all psykers have been to terra right?

[young pecan]

Don't think so, psychic power just manifests in random people

[leaden pilot]

I think he means Scholastia Psykana or however you spell it

[queen laurel]

not every one can be brought to terra

so a psyker that did not train are common

[barren prawn]

all sanctioned psykers

[queen laurel]

They either become emperor food or become trained

If they are sanctioned

Yes they have to have go to terra

[barren prawn]

im pretty sure blackships gather all psykers to terra then they're evaluated

soooooo at the very least the savant personality has to have been on terra

same for the dreamer since soul binding is prolly the reason why they can hear the emperor

[queen laurel]

they all go to the Adeptus Astra Telepathica

If they are sanctioned

[barren prawn]

yet not a single line acknowledges that they've been there

[queen laurel]

The savant went there definitely

and got extra training

As for the other two

By the way they speak you can easily tell

[barren prawn]

sooooo my issue is why does not a single psyker personality acknowledge terra in any line

[queen laurel]

they do

One of the voices say that the place is horrendous

the crazy one i forgot the name

[barren prawn]

im uploading one savant line i just heard and it doesnt feel like they've been there not a single psyker line acknowledges terra. there is only one line from savant that is more about the blackships than terra goes something along the lines of "i suspect the journey would not be pleasent for myself and my siblings"

[leaden pilot]

But itsn't the Psyker's line here talking about the Sanctum Imperialis, which the Zealot mentioned just a line before?

[shell mason]

If you were going to terra as a psyker it wouldn't be a good day would it?

Knowing what most likely happens to the psyker that go there....Would make sense they wouldn't talk about it eh?

[celest dome]

Most Psyker aren't sent to the Throne

And those that are...

[barren prawn]

yeah blackships are hell but my point was that some psykers should acknowledge terra

[shell mason]

Keeping a corpse alive for less that milliseconds or two

[celest dome]

Except they've never been there 🤷

[barren prawn]

the psykers that go to the throne are prtty much vegetables because of the black ships

[shell mason]

Why talk about something that would most likely kill you?

[barren prawn]

not many psykers regardless of powerlevel can withstand the journey on the blackships

also some get picked up near the end of the journey and some at the start so you could be in hell for a week or a year

[shell mason]

and that would be tragic wouldn't it?

[barren prawn]

emperor gotta eat

if you think thats bad dont look up the astra telepathica

[shell mason]

nah

[barren prawn]

they get their brains fully fried

[shell mason]

Dont look up the demoncualba

I admit it would be nice to seeing psyker talk more about terra

But it's good to have a head cannon on why its not spoken apon other than dev didn't think

[barren prawn]

anyhow my fault for doubting our lord and savior Dan Abnett 🧎‍♂️

[shell mason]

yeah

[arctic talon]

the psykers we have in game are all unsanctioned

they are not sanctioned psykers

[storm jungle]

^

There is no point in them knowing or talking about Terra

[celest dome]

What I have been saying since the start

[storm jungle]

Loner himself entirely knows what happens to psykers that are not deemed "fit" to serve aka feeding the throne

[oblique nymph]

cool

does sanctioned psykers explode less

[barren prawn]

yeah

[queen laurel]

Even savant who has a high chance of being trained is probably only enforcer trained in the local planet

[storm jungle]

Depends

training doesnt mean much, any sort of psyker can unstabilize himself

theres a reason you exploding on tabletop is entirely based on a dice throw

[barren prawn]

i realized that now i just thought that soulbinding is what dreamer hear the emperor

[storm jungle]

We dont know who hes talking too

[oblique nymph]

well then darktide psykers are somehow better than ones on tabletop :teeth;

[storm jungle]

he isnt sanctioned

[storm jungle]

Not really

[barren prawn]

yeah

[storm jungle]

tabletop psykers are OP lol

[queen laurel]

Yeah even doing something minimal can cause incredible be dangerous damage if even a tiny amount of your focuses removed

[oblique nymph]

so ive heard

[shell mason]

Ah

[queen laurel]

They are pretty basic in the combat prowess department actually

Pretty high grade mine to you but compared to other institutions they are nothing

[oblique nymph]

what they can do?

[celest dome]

No
It's the same thing as Sienna vs Bright Wizard on the TT.
We're doing lesser works, so are more stable, while if we did the same thing as in TT, we would generate way much peril

[oblique nymph]

cool

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Imperial_Psychic_Powers

[arctic talon]

generally yeah they explode less

[barren prawn]

idk if what we can do are lesser powers per say

[shell mason]

Kriegsman are both recruited and vat grown

[arctic talon]

Sienna does not throw a giant fireball that can annihlated 60+ skaven slaves

smh

weak

[storm jungle]

Shooting lightning, popping heads and using yondu darts is nothing too big

[queen laurel]

Yeah a skilled psyker who is a biomancer turning his body physically strong enough too match a space marine that it gets ridiculous

[oblique nymph]

cool memorizes some for shitty fanfic writing

[arctic talon]

smite is like the basic power

that most imperial psykers learn

[queen laurel]

I'm surprised we didn't have a biomancy psyker that specialize in melee