40k-lore-chat

[celest dome]

Thursday ?

[crystal forum]

national golf cart day

the best holiday

[rocky gale]

Complete shot in the dark, but Ruglud Bonechewer and his Armoured Boys

[celest dome]

Why do you have a National Golf Cart day ?

[crystal forum]

why do you NOT have a national golf cart day?

[celest dome]

Wouldn't he make more sense as a Special character/RoR for Dog of War ?

[queen laurel]

Could also be Gorbad Ironclaw

one of the greatest warbosses of all time

[celest dome]

Ironclaw would make the most sense

Snagla Grobspit could work if it's an Gobbo dlc

Gorfang Rotgut could also work, though no idea what he could bring

[queen laurel]

Didn't he literally got two times turned into a generic lord

He literally got stepped on by grimgor in two games

[celest dome]

ye

[rose thorn]

I always forget blades of khrone has alot of stuff

[celest dome]

AoS has great Chaos roster

But those came from fantasy initially (End Time)

[rose thorn]

Thank fuck I don’t work today (I work at a retirement home)

[rose thorn]

Yeee, my only problem is tzeentch doesn’t have that many humans

I kinda wish they got like 3 more units

Or 2

So you could play humans, Tzaangors, demons, or all 3

Wait let me double check

I might have forgotten something

[rocky gale]

Yea, but could be cool for a different sort of Ork army, that moves around like a horde without settlements being hired to fight by other factions and salvaging gear from the battles to upgrade your units.

[rose thorn]

Oh the tzeentch warband isn’t tzeentch?

[celest dome]

I think Curseling should return to being a character

[queen laurel]

But that's already a thing with the scrap mechanic unless you want his to be a special version of it

[rocky gale]

Gotta be honest I never played Orcs, no idea what their existing mechanics are

[queen laurel]

They have two important mechanics

Scrap

Which is literally just upgrading units and using for research

[rose thorn]

I think they made a mistake releasing him near the fantasy cursling

And then also giving him a unqiue name

[queen laurel]

End of course da WAAAAAGGHHHS

[celest dome]

I quite like the Scrap mechanic, it's something I think should have used for the Dwarfs as rune equipment

[queen laurel]

Which doubles your army and marks the settlement for you took either raze or conquer

If you complete the challenge you get a trophy that boost your faction

[rose thorn]

I mean the uh- WTW

Dueling

[queen laurel]

So yeah if you have three armies you click the button you have six

[rose thorn]

Curdling*

Damn it

[queen laurel]

But if you fail

You will get some pretty hefty negatives

[rose thorn]

Hedonites need new demons like please god

[queen laurel]

Their entire game plan is basically keep attacking and keep getting rich

[rocky gale]

I thought the Hedonites probably had the best daemons

They certainly have the best models out of any of the four AoS monogod factions

Suppose the Seekers and the Daemonettes might need a refresh

[celest dome]

I think Nurgle and Slaanesh have the most, and now should update Khorne and Tzeentch

[wintry scarab]

I know this is random but holy hell youtube! First you ban adblocks and now i have to see this shit. Wtf even is this?!

[celest dome]

I love the Bloodbound

[outer wave]

Atm adblocks can still be used; theyre just trying hard to get around them

[queen laurel]

Slannesh and khorne i thought

Tzeentch literally received a dlc already

[celest dome]

In general I think we need some updates to Daemons of Slaanesh, Tzeentch and Khorne

[celest dome]

Not TWW3, for AoS

[wintry scarab]

Worst part is that i dont even mind ads. The issue i have is the shit i get. Prime example.

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah i agree

Nurgle is pretty detailed

[celest dome]

Look at him go
Such a cutie

[queen laurel]

And somehow the maggot lived

How the hell did Tamurkhan even get to f****** aos

[celest dome]

Wrathmonger, Skullgrinder and Deathbringers are great

[outer wave]

Look at him, going on all fours and going feral

[celest dome]

As much as the Sky Dwarf are funny I want to see them get their own version of Slayers (even though there are the Fyreslayer, maybe giving those a ranged magma gun/cannonade)

[rose thorn]

Arf arf :3 jwust a wiw puppy

[rocky gale]

The day the new season of Bridgerton comes out

[young pecan]

HAPPY RANDOM ACTS OF LIGHT DAY

https://tenor.com/view/it's-flashbang-friday-flashbang-csgo-cs2-cs-gif-10870382446082917936

[azure knoll]

nah okay

i need something checked

ULGO

@river walrus

i need your assistance big man

[crystal forum]

remember to give flash blindness to all your homies today

[azure knoll]

i was imagining something along the lines of leman to be the average space marine height with vulkan's height being the lower end of primarch heights

not whatever this is

dude how is konrad barely taller than an average space marine

[crystal forum]

i dont consider that accurate

[dusk patrol]

It’s not

[azure knoll]

cuz there's no way it is

[dusk patrol]

The heresy trailer alone puts Horus like

[azure knoll]

i bet this is some GW numbers stupidity cuz these numbers are pretty wide-spread

[crystal forum]

primarchs are like giants

[dusk patrol]

12 feet or something

There’s always gonna be inconsistencies but

Yeah

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-power-claws-horus-heresy-gif-25203025

Like he’s got a shitton of height on this dude

[crystal forum]

damn that's a baller trailer

no mk3 armour tho smh

[rocky gale]

GW when someone else uses their IP: "No you can't have shirtless characters, that doesn't fit with 40k"

GW when using someone else's IP: "This is Nazthák, a random Orc we just made, he can steal Andúril from Aragorn and use it as his own weapon"

[crystal forum]

tolkien rolling in his grave

[coarse pumice]

the classic space marine is 7' tall, from the wall scroll next to Jes Goodwin (the scale started at 1 for some reason)

[azure knoll]

so i'm only half a foot shorter than a space marine

that is quite upsetting

though, on the other hand, depending on how into the gym i get, i might make a convincing marine cosplay at some point

[outer wave]

Christ you're tall

[azure knoll]

check my earlier screenshot

[outer wave]

I did see that, 6'5''

Sheeeeeeeeeesh

[rocky gale]

I know the human mind sometimes has trouble picturing scale and size, but half a foot is a big difference.

[azure knoll]

6" is an insane amount, yes

[crystal forum]

that's what she wants you to think

[rose thorn]

idk waht you are talking about this looks liek a new Krule Boy to me >:)

[rocky gale]

Na Krule boyz are prettier

[queen laurel]

Yeh deyz snazzy

[outer wave]

Krule Boyz honestly look horrifying, like a body horror kind of horrifying only instead of human its greenskins

Its bizarre to see a greenskin that long and that lanky

[queen laurel]

Funny thing is they can still tear off your arm

Not really tear it off as clean as a normal orc

[outer wave]

Oh absolutely

[rocky gale]

Oh and I don't know if anyone talked about it yet, but Krule Boyz are going to be their own faction in 4th edition AoS, rather than being lumped in with the generic Orruk Warclans

[queen laurel]

But still absolutely live at the pieces

[outer wave]

They're the lean K-pop boy band of Greenskins

But they'll still kill me with brute force if needed

[queen laurel]

So they got rid of savage orks and they are separating the krule boys into their own thing

Huh

To be fair I do like the iron Jawz

[queen laurel]

No they will torture you

[celest dome]

I'm very much in favour of them being separate factions.

[queen laurel]

And watch you slowly die with the most painful thing they have

[rocky gale]

I hope they do the same with the Darkoath tbh

[queen laurel]

Oh same

[rocky gale]

Split them off as their own faction rather than keep them a subfaction of Slaves to Darkness

[soft thunder]

RIP wurzzag your memes will be missedhttps://tenor.com/view/wurrzag-total-war-warhammer-dancing-warhammer-fantasy-greenskin-gif-15577123

[queen laurel]

They operate way too differently than your average orruk

[queen laurel]

But there's the thing there are multiple Wurrzags

[outer wave]

Yeah K-pop can be tortious for some

[queen laurel]

The generic leader for bone splitterz is wurzagg

[queen laurel]

I'm not talking about K-pop you mob psycho reject

[outer wave]

I know Im just joking

DAMMIT IM NOT A MOB PSYCHO REJECT

[queen laurel]

And I just got you with my joke too being violence

[outer wave]

"Haha what a funny joke, now just sit there while I wallop you in with my fists."

[soft thunder]

krule boyz are pretty cool tbh, more grim and grimey. Got their own tolkien-esque thing going on and got some troggolyth or w/e looking beasts

[twilit musk]

what if instead they were freakskins

[soft thunder]

the hob-goblins of orcs

[queen laurel]

YOUR PFP LOOKS LIKE THE TRIPLE ??? FORM

[outer wave]

ITS NOT ITS FROM DOROHEDORO

Me looking at you rn

[queen laurel]

Potato potato it looks the same

[twilit musk]

Some kind of altercation occurring

[soft thunder]

Many types of orc. Black orcs, savage orcs, swamp orcs. You could say they have three-skins, maybe four if you count the basic-standard version.

[outer wave]

It does not you newly sprouting poh-tah-toe!

[twilit musk]

so freak orcs are possible, wild

[crystal forum]

boil em mash them stick them in a stew

[queen laurel]

There's no point in having black orcs in aos because iron Jaws take up the heavy orc

Bonesplitterz are the savage orcs

How the basic infantry of iron Jaws are literally black orcs

There's just three separations of species

Gorruk

Morruk

Orruk

[twilit musk]

you’re just saying words!

[queen laurel]

Gorruk are iron Jawz

Morruk are kruleboyz

The in-between being normal orcs are orruks

[queen laurel]

I wish I was punching them into someone's head instead so that they don't doubt me

[arctic talon]

big waaagh is dead

for better or for worse

[queen laurel]

Yep

[arctic talon]

normal orcs will still be around though

[twilit musk]

Orc lore is so god damn DUMB but it’s so fleshed out like it’s more in depth than most of the franchise

[queen laurel]

So beast of chaos and Bonesplitterz got the background army axe right

[twilit musk]

I need beer to understand it

[arctic talon]

Yeah they're in the background now

inb4 they still get major lore

[queen laurel]

Just think like a chimp that got head concussion with a rock

And you would be 90% in the way of understanding how they work

[outer wave]

I hope so

I genuinely am huffing coping and hopium

But I hope so

[queen laurel]

Trust me compared to other factions lore they are not that deep

[twilit musk]

what kind of orc was that you big green bastard!

🏃‍♂️💨

[queen laurel]

A speed freek

[outer wave]

Gloomgitz with a mushroom

[twilit musk]

a freak you say… I’ll have to look into this

[queen laurel]

They're literally speed addicts that's just it

They love driving super fast vehicles

[outer wave]

So what are the differences between AoS' hobgoblins and Fantasy's Hobgoblins?

It seems theyre not as hated in AoS by their kin

[arctic talon]

AoS hobgoblins are "smarter" and generally more respected

[queen laurel]

Hobrots use grenades

And are pretty good businessman

[outer wave]

Based

[arctic talon]

oh also drugs

lots and lots of drugs

[outer wave]

Fuck yeah my kinda people

[queen laurel]

Yeah they can be pretty handy with a fight

Not the best mind you but they can swindle their way into conversations you would think they would fail

[crisp heath]

when a leaf-loving elgi says something so umgak you gotta hit them with the gromril stare

[arctic talon]

Hobgrots are also a point of connection between more Kunnin Orcs and trade partners

[queen laurel]

And like they're one of the few times chaos dwarves in AOS are mentioned

The grenades are made by them after all

[outer wave]

Ooooh

[arctic talon]

Chaos Dwarves also get mentioned in the new Aqshy map

[outer wave]

We need a real chaos dwarf army

[queen laurel]

Unfortunately just like the first Warhammer they are practically background

[outer wave]

Damn

[arctic talon]

Elf and Dwarf lines for CoS are overdue for an update

[queen laurel]

City of signat molds most of it look pretty fine it's going to take for them a while to go back to Old world to be fair

[celest dome]

Do you think they will have an update to those ?

[queen laurel]

Of course I mean a lot of the models will be sent back to the age of the old fantasy

Literally the steam tanks the dwarves the f****** elves

[arctic talon]

They’ll make new ones since the elf and dwarf parts of cities of sigmar is getting lore still

Update is prolly the wrong word

But new Elf and Dwarf cities of sigmar stuff

Is inevitable

Especially since the new art for different cities in 3.0 has art for dwarfs and elves

[queen laurel]

I mean like I said a lot of the dwarves and the elves model are literally old world

So they are going to be replaced with something better

[arctic talon]

Yeah that also

[rocky gale]

AoS actually need quite a few new models

Like Slaves to Darkness needs a model for the Chaos Sorcerer, GW just straight up don't sell one

The only one they've got on their website is Mibyllorr Darkfang, but she was a Warhammer+ mini from last year so isn't sold anymore

[outer wave]

They need newer ogre models from what Ive seen

They just look really old and derpy

[rocky gale]

Yea there's handfuls of ones like that in every army

[queen laurel]

They're not using the old world chaos sorcerer

Or is that like not a thing

[viral halo]

they still sell the old one

[rocky gale]

Like Gloomspite Gitz need their Stabbas/Shootas replaced, FEC need new Crypt Ghouls, Hedonites could do with their Daemonettes being updated and many more

Like the Battleline units for quite a few of the factions really need to be updated

[arctic talon]

Lesser Daemons in general need updates

lol

[queen laurel]

Oh i see

[rocky gale]

Not in the UK

I assume you mean this one

Yea, I can see it on the US version of the webstore, but it's not on the UK version at all

[queen laurel]

Is this compatible with the slaves of darkness

[rocky gale]

Yea that's what it's for

[queen laurel]

Oh good

[rocky gale]

But like I said, it's not for sale on the UK website

[queen laurel]

Yeah it seems to be region locked for some reason

[crystal forum]

that's odd

usually it's the other way around with GW

like me not having access to warhammer+

[rocky gale]

Although it's sold out on the US webstore, so it's possible it's being removed and they've just not taken it off the US store yet

[crystal forum]

you guys prob dont remember nor care but GW support told me it would be available im canada "soon". they said this exactly 1 year ago

[rocky gale]

GW works in decades, soon means some time before 2030

With a target date of October 2029

[crystal forum]

i'd find that funny if it wasn't so true

warhammer fans have so much patience

[queen laurel]

Unfortunately the only things they have plenty of

[crystal forum]

speaking of which, who's pre ordering SM 2

[arctic talon]

not me

[queen laurel]

Not me

[arctic talon]

I think I'd rather chew glass then preorder a game

[queen laurel]

Yeah pre-ordering is dead

[arctic talon]

from a company like Focus lol

[queen laurel]

And hey i'm just here to wait for the new doom game

That skull grinder gun is sick

[crystal forum]

doom franchise unironically being the only good thing bethesda is pumping out rn

[rocky gale]

Don't forget Space Marine Lieutenants, plenty of them as well

[crystal forum]

i might pre order SM 2 just for the bolter gameplay

[celest dome]

I wrote off from SM2 due to the Plasma Pistol 🤷
Sorry, not sober atm

[outer wave]

Im just gonna watch and see what happens

[dusk patrol]

If it seems fun and doesn’t have huge issues I’ll probably get it

If it isn’t good and has lots of issues I probably won’t

Controversial take

[outer wave]

Im just not looking forward to the people that will come in here praising the game then saying "ERM WHY ISNT DARKTIDE LIKE THIS?!"

[queen laurel]

From the looks of things they nailed the combat

And the multiplayer being more indepth compared to the first one definitely

So they seem to have gotten the two fundamentals down at least the first one story wasn't bright but it was serviceable

[dusk patrol]

I’m hoping the PvE has longevity

[celest dome]

I accept that i'm nitpicking, but the Plasma Pistol isn't a 40k Plasma

[dusk patrol]

Ok

40k plasma hardly has a consistent portrayal

[queen laurel]

A lot of s*** in the setting hardly has consistent portrayal

It's basically a running trope at this point

[dusk patrol]

Also it’s a game at the end of the day

[queen laurel]

I love orcs but that scrap armor in the first game wouldn't save them from a fully charged plasma pistol

[celest dome]

[So I'm not sober to preface]
But Plasma in differnt medium has had different weight in a sense.
The 1st gameplay video had the Plasma Pistol 'feel' like they were doing Doom Plasma Pistol rather than the dangerous (and highly self dangerous) weapon than it ought to be

Kinda like treating it as an energy weapon (which fit lasguns for example)

[queen laurel]

You mean it doesn't look like it feels like the one in the first game

[celest dome]

I don't remember the 1st game's Plasma

[queen laurel]

It's pretty good

[celest dome]

But does SM2's Plasma feel like the SM1 Plasma ?

Also do you think the melee PvP will simply be like CoD melee or not ?

[rose thorn]

god i have never seen anyone use that model, everyone i see uses the sorcerer and chaos lord from the underworldsinstead of those ancient models

[dusk patrol]

Based off the last game no, although assault marines will still probably be pretty lethal

[arctic talon]

Melee is gona be

Lmao

[dusk patrol]

Hard to say until we see gameplay but I expect there will be ways to counter and shit

[arctic talon]

I can't wait to explode

[dusk patrol]

At least if you’re running melee too

https://youtu.be/Y7F8w8e1Pak?si=U4uKdwrEdcerlb_U

[celest dome]

Doesn't tell me if it'll simply be the CoD system or a more elaborate one

[dusk patrol]

No

It won’t

Because you can watch basic gameplay and see they’re not doing “you run up and insta stab dead”

[young pecan]

Imperium not racism challenge IMPOSSIBLE

[dusk patrol]

You might die fast in melee with no melee to counter but I guarantee it won’t be anything like CoD

[green loom]

So what's the deal with that stealer cult infected Rogue trader dynasty I hear about here and there

[queen laurel]

They will just pop up in the end for no apparent reason

Like it's an unavoidable event

If i recall

Yeah your planet is going to get a GSC cult

But they can deal with it i'm pretty sure

[dusk patrol]

There’s a bunch of random events like that

Word Bearers land on your planet one time

Also you run into genestealers in a one off mission

[green loom]

No it's something about an infected dynasty in that Void King book I think

Or somethin

[dusk patrol]

Makes me wonder if they had more planned cause they have models for them

[queen laurel]

Oh i thought you were talking about rogue trader game

Because in that game a random gsc cult will also pop up in your capital world

[dusk patrol]

Oh that book

Yeah they’re in that

The whole books is weird

It’s super aimless

And there’s this awful Fenrisian Dynasty

[green loom]

Average Fenris related content

[dusk patrol]

The author just didn’t make any of it work

[river walrus]

Yes?

[azure knoll]

needed your height comparison software expertise

i managed to do it though

[river walrus]

Oh

Oki

Put Ulgo. 10'7"

[rocky gale]

The head is the only bit that's really awful tbh, use literally any spare head and it would look so much better

But Mibyllorr is the superior Sorcerer because she comes with little creatures

[storm jungle]

I love how they made all these small familiars

then you got the fucking-

MINI-ME CHAOS WARRIOR

https://tenor.com/view/just-the-two-of-us-dr-evil-mini-me-austin-powers-gif-26846257

[queen laurel]

Familiars are always small

Like i'm surprised they don't have like a cannon that's like sentient

[storm jungle]

considering familiars can be basically anything its not out of the question

[queen laurel]

It's one of those least explored options huh

Seems you can be very creative with it

[twilit musk]

Not a shred of doubt that lil man is anything but a killing machine

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-fight-star-wars-gif-14173080

he may be only able to carry one skull to the throne at a time but he’ll make the journey for every skull he collects

[snow fern]

Man you're reminding me of the dark side Korriban Yoda ghost

[twilit musk]

Wtf is a korriban yoda ghost

[snow fern]

@twilit musk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctoWE_2iJOw

exactly what you think it is

[twilit musk]

Damn that shit was badass

[rose thorn]

gw is sending areplacement for the failed mold i have of my magos

i pray they send me the whole combat patrol box as replacement

but getting a magos would be fine

[rocky gale]

They'll just steal the sprue from someone elses Combat Patrol

[rose thorn]

when i had a messed up water transfer on my armingers they sent me awhole new amingers box

[rocky gale]

Oh wow

[rose thorn]

yea

so i have 4 armingers, 1 of them unbuild and 3 on a sprue

i have nto gotten around to working on them

[green loom]

GW customer service is pretty generous in terms of models

[rose thorn]

welp time to have 2 of the worst hq in the game

in gsc

[rocky gale]

My condolences

[rose thorn]

ill probably save it and slap the extra sanctus weapon on it when ever i get one

[green loom]

What's the Warped magus look like

Might be some modelling potential there

Is it weird that I have less issue with Marazhai in my party than with Ulfar

[dusk patrol]

Yes

Ulfar at most wants to find his buddies and barely disagrees on anything, Marazhai will hunt down your crew for sport

That being said Ulfar was pretty badly designed last I played unfortunately but it’s not like the game is that hard

[rocky gale]

Did yous see the new Pathfinder Wrath DLC, it's going to be fully voiced

A welcome surprise from Owlcat

But it's good to know they're getting all my hatemail

[green loom]

In fairness I've killed Marazhai in every playthrough so far but something about him bothers me less than Ulfar and I'm not sure what

[lunar harness]

my darktide board game got porch pirated

and they sent me a new one

woops wrong picture but you can still see it

[storm jungle]

Porch pirated? Bruh moment

[storm jungle]

Its pretty normal, hes like one of the most liked sex-appeal characters in the game after Heinrix lol

I know because ive been gathering fanart

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-degenerates-degenerates-like-you-belong-on-a-cross-degenerate-gif-21451302

[storm jungle]

[twilit musk]

a darktide porch pirate is lowest thing ive ever heard of

[storm jungle]

porch pirates yoink anything

[twilit musk]

bout to sit on my porch wrapped in an amazon package

[tough haven]

He’s been improved somewhat

But there’s still plenty of maps where he still straight up can’t be used on

[thorn zenith]

I mean, dark elf who is all murder-y and into bdsm? Super psycho fantasy right there

[storm jungle]

Minthara my beloved

[crystal forum]

im so scared of that happening to me but i've left packages on my doorstep for days and nobody took them lol

[lunar harness]

They got my imperial mtg deck too :<

i wanted the two 40k decks as just a neat thing to have if I have people over (i have a lot of mtg frens)

[tough haven]

“I can fix him” energy

[tough haven]

Fill a Amazon box with wasps for them

[thorn zenith]

Porch pirates are a big problem, people just become kleptomaniacs and make off with random stuff

Disgusting

Deploy automated glocktv camera and unmake them

[crystal forum]

me when the anthrax i ordered gets stolen

[crisp heath]

Is the captain general of the custodies above or below the primarchs?

In rank

My gut is telling me they are completely different organizations and don’t have to listen to each other

[rose thorn]

below but like, he could assault a primarch and no one but the emperor and malcahor woudl say anything baout it

[vast crystal]

Is it even possible for big e to fully heal or is he just doomed to rot on the golden throne

Would he even be able to lead the imperium or is he too psycicly damaged to be anything other than an idol god for the greatest dictatorship to ever exist

[crystal forum]

the question of the century

asked a million times and a million answers have been given, all different from eachother

i think the better question is whether the imperium is even worth saving in the first place

say the emperor comes back and leads a gajillion great crusades and he wins back the entire galaxy for humanity, what then?

the imperium is in shambles. the primarch project failed. the cult mechanicus is as stupid as ever and only getting dumber.

also narrative wise GW has literally 0 reason to revive the emperor since he's just a plot device

[crisp heath]

Making any adamant statements about the canonicity in 40k shows a lack of understanding

Nothing in 40 k is set in stone by design, plot holes are a mechanism within the universe. Everything is left open to interpretation by design, arguements could be made the emperor intentionally led his sons to corruption, why else would he take them to molech?

He certainly didn't need help stealing their "fire"

[winter vessel]

It’s better accept it the way my friend does. “40k: Honestly nothing makes fucking sense”

[crisp heath]

Yeap exactly right

When you have a metaphysical universe that can outright usurp any laws set in reality nothing is set in stone.

[arctic talon]

GW is trending towards the imperium being in an unsolvable shit state rn

Regarding recent editions

[winter vessel]

Aren’t the codexes getting more and more smaller with each edition?

[arctic talon]

Core rule book got fatter with lore in 10e

Lul

But yeah the codexes themselves are thinner on lore

[crisp heath]

Yes and no, the whole point of the current setting is to give a glimmer of hope, a new dawn. Take belisarius cawls latest with the blackstone octagrams

[arctic talon]

Crusade books have a lot of lore in them now

[arctic talon]

There’s a glimmer of hope but the imperium is still approaching ruin

[crisp heath]

And his recent efforts in closing a rift

[arctic talon]

And I think that’s fine

[crisp heath]

It has been for 7000 years, I love the understanding here haha

[arctic talon]

Besides GW isn’t going to kill the setting unless it’s a WHF situation

Which is

Unlikely

[crisp heath]

Femstodes never happened, let's be like GW and pretend it never happened

[arctic talon]

because 40k is better designed as a wargame overall even at its worse

[arctic talon]

I mean I liked the change

Nothing was really stopping it in the first place

Doesn’t really change anything either imo

[winter vessel]

Isn’t there one Ordo dedicated to closing up the great rift, but they’ve done fuck all because how exactly can you seal an ass crack in the galaxy

[arctic talon]

No

At least

I don’t remember any being mentioned in warzone books

Or crusade books

[crisp heath]

No you are right

Ordo Maledictum Or maledictus i think

Pretty sure it was a white dwarf reference so should be pretty canon

[arctic talon]

Oh they’re in a white dwarf

Yeah

I don’t have that one lmao

Or any white dwarfs really

[crisp heath]

They can be 'obtained' via some googling

[winter vessel]

Yeah that. Maledictum. I imagine they just punch in their time card, kick their feet up on the desk and read a book. Because “I dunno” is what they’re most likely response to the main problem.

[crisp heath]

cough piracy cough

[crisp heath]

I have quiet literally every 40k novella/codex/lore material in physical or digital and no they have'nt done shit except try and steal belisariuses work

My main curiosity at the moment is Vashtorr

[arctic talon]

I’m aware

I’m just too lazy to get white dwarfs

[arctic talon]

Vashtorr did the funny in crusade pariah nexus

[crisp heath]

Vashtorr, casually brings his own daemon world into reality and isn't a god. Kek okeh

[winter vessel]

I think of Vashtorr as an Entrepreneur in the Chaos realm.

[arctic talon]

He‘s a minor chaos god

He’s sure as shit stronger then malice

Malice is

💀

Bro is a fucking pushover

[crisp heath]

Yea and apparently so is malice but he gets the shit beat out of him by a single brotherhood of grey shiny bois

[winter vessel]

He’s the jock that lives with the mindset of “Yeah I’m awesome”

[arctic talon]

Malice is weaker then a greater daemon

Tbh

He only needed 11 sacrifices man

Belakor would prolly push Malice’s shit in

[crisp heath]

Belakor would fuck all but a few in the setting rn so that's not surprising

[winter vessel]

The way Vashtorr communicates too is so creepy that it’s cool

[arctic talon]

Bro really saves the dark angels by fucking with Vashtorr 💀

10/10

[crisp heath]

Well vashtorr has the hammer of soul forges, if that is the same soul forge as in fantasy/endtimes I am very very interested to know more about it's capabilities

Arks of Omen Abaddon, near start of the book shows it casually violating the reality in the Vengeful Spirit

I am more knowledgeable about warp related stuff then anything else. And that ship is avoided by almost everything

[arctic talon]

He’s the leader of the soul of forges across all the settings retroactively as far as we know

[crisp heath]

I know, I just want to see what they can actually do if they were able to make a prince a gods

[crisp heath]

dont remind me

all my homies HATE the end times

[arctic talon]

I enjoy AoS more then WHF but thats because I like high fantasy more tbh

I also enjoy AoS as a game more then WHFB 💀

[crisp heath]

people said that the AOS lore was good so i did a little reading and goddamn.

[arctic talon]

honestly I'm glad GW didn't fuck up The Old Worlds rules

and it as a system isn't expensive as shit

[crisp heath]

It's ASS🔥🗣️

[crisp heath]

true

[arctic talon]

me when subjective opinion

💀

What about AoS don't you like

because WHFB as a system was super expensive lol

[crisp heath]

for me it just doesn't stack up to WHFB

lore wise that is

[arctic talon]

okay but what about it

like specifically

like did you enjoy how nitty gritty everything in WHFB was?

[crisp heath]

yeah exactly

[arctic talon]

Okay yeah thats fair

[crisp heath]

the setting felt real, like you could actually live in it

[arctic talon]

AoS is pretty indepth on certian areas

tbh

just not for every part

[crisp heath]

there was infighting, superstitions, and all the things that really make a culture/society if you get what i mean

[arctic talon]

this is a thing in AoS though

[crisp heath]

yeah but it doesn't feel the same, it lacks soul for me

[orchid lark]

Age of Soul

[arctic talon]

yeah I don't get this personally

but thats what opinions are

[orchid lark]

I dont want my settings to feel real

Ruins the fantasy

[crisp heath]

I like the balance WHFB strikes

[orchid lark]

Might as well go LARP

[outer wave]

Age of Jdon

Sorry

[arctic talon]

I think one of my issues with WHFB's modern era was that it was too fleshed out

to the point where it felt impossible to homebrew anything lmao

[crisp heath]

fair point.

[arctic talon]

I get if thats appealing though

[orchid lark]

Homebrew is the lifesource for buying paints

Which is what makes money for gw

[arctic talon]

bcs WHFB pretty much was in the same era for like

a fucking eternity

and by that I mean literally all of its existance

[crisp heath]

I prefer that sweet spot of late 90s-mid 2000s warhammer

[orchid lark]

An entire age if you will

An Age of Sigmar

[crisp heath]

WFRP 2e if you will

where there's a lot that's been fleshed out but even more that's left to you

[orchid lark]

Just like AoS

[celest dome]

AoS move more than Fantasy did

[crisp heath]

maybe i'm just jaded.

[orchid lark]

Sneaking up right behind ya

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna

[crisp heath]

I'm not too concerned with whether the setting moves honestly. Give me a cool setting that I can really immerse myself in any day

[arctic talon]

understandable

[outer wave]

^

Personally I think AoS does some really cool things like with Nighthaunts and Deepkin

[orchid lark]

I like Earthbending elves

[outer wave]

I do think the realms of magic bit feel too DnD-esque

But ah well it's a higher fantasy than WF

[crisp heath]

nailed what i don't like about the setting

[outer wave]

Pog

[orchid lark]

Hates magic

[arctic talon]

Which DnD setting 💀

Swordcoast?

or

[orchid lark]

Pathfinder

[arctic talon]

Oh

[crisp heath]

You mean the foul taint of Chaos?

[orchid lark]

No the thing Malekith did after having a hissy fit

[outer wave]

Uhhh I cannot answer that properly so I'm gonna say Eberron and mostly any MtG-related thing that's now in DnD

That era feels ehhhh

[orchid lark]

Shadowrun the real DnD that fantasy took from

[arctic talon]

Eberron is weird

all I remember is like

[crisp heath]

nu-DND

[orchid lark]

Im pretty sure nude dnd is FATAL

[outer wave]

FATAL doesn't exist and never has ermmm

[orchid lark]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-pattinson-tenet-whats-happeneds-happened-whats-happpeneds-gif-19466506

[outer wave]

I deny your reality!

[crisp heath]

boooo get off the stage

[outer wave]

And replace it with my own Golden Truth

[crisp heath]

i got evil truth

[orchid lark]

Yeah we know

[crisp heath]

(throwing grenades and rotten fruit at the end times writers)

[orchid lark]

What do you think shouldve happen after endtimes

[crisp heath]

gotrek and felix pro skater

[outer wave]

I think the ending is mostly okayish, but the main issue is inconsistent writing and skaven being stupid strong the entire time

Oh and some characters being forgotten

I recall a few named ogres being completely forgotten about despite having a whole thing built up for hhem5

Them*

[orchid lark]

Yes, but what do you think Should have Happened

Not what the issue was

[crisp heath]

i have said

[orchid lark]

Aint talking to you fool

[outer wave]

Hrmm if I had my way

[orchid lark]

Was asking berk berk

[normal grove]

Random Thought: Berzerk would fit hilariously well in the 40k verse

Inquisitor Guts is on a mission of revenge against the traitor turned daemon Prince Griffith

[outer wave]

I guess similarly Ragnarok-esque, but Chaos isn't able to win and is actually pushed back; instead it leaves the earth charred and mostly destroyed, but leaves a few individuals alive for an opportunity for a new future, with Sigmar helping out to rebuild society.

However these few individuals also apply to those that wish to still sow chaos, death, and destruction.

[crisp heath]

sort of what I was going to say

i actually liked Chaos Storm

[orchid lark]

No you said gotrek and felix

[orchid lark]

I feel like this was in the writers room and was a point of stagnation

Insert nothing ever happens picture here

[crisp heath]

i mean even the nothingburger a lot of ppl claim chaos storm was changed a lot

[orchid lark]

AoS was the unfortunate golden path

[crisp heath]

might be mostly RP lore but Kislev and a lot of Ostland were irreparably damaged

[orchid lark]

Much like the golden path, it was the true survival

[outer wave]

How do you mean a point of stagnation? Like they couldn't really do much with the idea, coupled with Fantasy dying as it did?

[crisp heath]

a larger version of that would be cool and a very different direction to take the series

[orchid lark]

Where do you from there is the issue

Whats the next big endtimes boiling point

[outer wave]

Ahhh yes, I'd say that whole thing would lead into AoS

[orchid lark]

Whats the motivation for things to move to a good plot stop for everyone

We need to put models in peoples hands

We need to put paint as well

How do we have everyone feel like their guy is part of this ecosystem

[crisp heath]

i want to at least give aos a try but the lore doesnt do it for me like whfb, idk

[orchid lark]

Too much magic and too much flat earth

[outer wave]

Oh my god, there's the dome--you can see the invisible dome

[orchid lark]

AoS is my favourite disc world

[queen laurel]

it's warhammer fantasy but instead of low fantasy it set on high fantasy

[orchid lark]

Thats too much fantasy

It’s unrealistic

[crisp heath]

that and the dndification are the turn offs for me

[queen laurel]

Warhammer fantasy stuff still exist in it

and if anything they gave the factions more identity

[orchid lark]

Warhammer Fantasy: Age of Sigmar

Thats the only warhammer fantasy in it

[outer wave]

Oh also, to tie this into AoS more: due to the amount of ground chaos took, and the amount of damage far exceeding that of the current populace, Sigmar and other surviving mages had to use their magics much more freely this time while chaos was on the backfoot, allowing them to reconstruct their world with magic.

[orchid lark]

But if they can use that much magic why not push chaos back further

Why just set back to 0

[outer wave]

Uhh ermm, cuz I said so????

[queen laurel]

it's warhammer

[orchid lark]

Then we go back to square 1

[queen laurel]

common sense is not their forte

[orchid lark]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-okay-hmm-hm-holi-gif-16536761

Endtimes 2

[queen laurel]

Teclis why did you teleport the horde of rampaging morons instead of I don't know kamehameha the ******* bad guy

[orchid lark]

Warhammer Fantasy Time 2 Ends

Either nothing happens, or Nothing should happen

[outer wave]

Anyway realistic answer: they probably try to, but chaos gets back up and at em at that point so there isn't any further push back

Idk chaos is dumb

I could go in there and pop their heads myself tbh

[crisp heath]

i like that you can, as an illiterate levy soldier who's never been more than 30 miles from his own home, have an in-lore chance to kill Grumun Bilethirster, Norscan chief and Champion of the Plaguefather who has the kill count of a medium sized Imperial city and has shit YOUR, yes you the reader's pants, with volley fire or a well-aimed spear stab

[crisp heath]

were you expecting competency from a knife ear?

[queen laurel]

I was also expecting anti assassination from the high king of dwarves in his armor but that didn't work

[orchid lark]

I can be an illiterate soldier in a fortress home in the shyish and do the same but against a ghost

[crisp heath]

UMGAK

[outer wave]

I can be illiterate

:)

[orchid lark]

Yeah we know

[queen laurel]

Get Zogged stunty

[outer wave]

😔 damn how did he know....

[orchid lark]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-swinging-leg-gif-10185861

[crisp heath]

grobi count to 5 challenge (impossible)

probably not even the greenest ork in your warband

[queen laurel]

i'z an Iron Jaw Brute with me own mercenary company so get Zogged again Stunty

[crisp heath]

grobi's mad all his company thought he was a gobbo

[queen laurel]

Belegar lost to rat

[crisp heath]

Grimgor lost to archaon

[queen laurel]

He also scared literal slayers from coming out of their hole

[crisp heath]

You mean Queek, his old rival? Poetic, though greenskins and poetry are parallel lines

[queen laurel]

I mean most dwarves are about us interesting in the personality department as literal stones

[crisp heath]

i feel like if you said this to a dwarf they'd take it as a compliment

[queen laurel]

unfortunately yes

[crisp heath]

unfortunately

I'm an Empire player anyways

[queen laurel]

well now at least i can play an iron breaker in deep rock galactic

that is literally just an iron breaker

[crisp heath]

DRG MENTIONED

WAIT wtf i was just thinking how cool it'd be to have the ironbreaker helm in the game

is it in the current season?

[queen laurel]

yeah it's already season 5

but you have to grind a lot though it's like a very near end of the skill tree

[crisp heath]

ahhh

still doing season 4 stuff

[queen laurel]

yeah it's at the level 98

[crisp heath]

ive had covid the past few days so grinding drg's pretty much all I've been doing

idk it hasnt updated for me?

[queen laurel]

go steam and restart it

[crisp heath]

not on steam, using xbox

[green loom]

I noticed

[storm jungle]

Okay but AoS has this too

literally why Cities of Sigmar exist as a thing

idk why people act like AoS has no low fantasy locations/spots/happenstances at all

[queen laurel]

in the first place the literal essence of the setting is still preserved

dark elves are still dark elves

the dwarves stll do slayers and grudges

And ogres are still mercenaries

[storm jungle]

Pretty much.

[celest dome]

As always, AoS dislike stem from not understanding it

[storm jungle]

Thats the correct take there yep

"I dont like it because its DnD"

[queen laurel]

yeah used to hate it

[storm jungle]

literally has not read a single thing about it

and im saying this as a non-AOS fan btw

[queen laurel]

iron jawz are like Goffz but better

I realized

[storm jungle]

Iron Jawz basically entirely spawned from black orks

[queen laurel]

and then i just decided to **** it i like this

[queen laurel]

I mean to be fair they're basic infantry are literally black orcs

Tells you all you need to know with them really

[crisp heath]

I am imagining gus as an ogryn

Actually fucking perfect

[storm jungle]

Guts is Ferrus

[crisp heath]

YES

[storm jungle]

Also Griffith is literally Fulgrim

down to like, the eagle-claw with the wing symbol

[queen laurel]

Black orcs eat your heart out

[crisp heath]

grunbled is essentially angron

[storm jungle]

Armored orks my beloved

[queen laurel]

And the fact that people will still buy this old crap

[storm jungle]

man those models

lmao

[queen laurel]

like come on

I know Black orcs are cool but my brother in Christ they are older than my ******* knee

[crisp heath]

I don't see black orks I only see skarboyz

Are those still canon?

[queen laurel]

in 40K yeah

[crisp heath]

Haha holy shit 3rd edition im an old cunt

[queen laurel]

They are literally just orks with a lot of scars from experience

Even if they're like older than a newly made biscuit in a factory right now they are still just very easy to implement so there's no point in not saying they are not Canon

[crisp heath]

Think GW will remember the squats

I mean Votan

Totally not squats

[storm jungle]

They are the same thing

squats still exist as a term

lol

Im glad they got rid of it since its such a dumb term

[queen laurel]

God dammit I can no longer call the derogatory term squat

Wait I can still call them stunties

all good

[storm jungle]

Stuntie is better imo

Squat is like.... what

[queen laurel]

It reminds me of an exercise not short people

[storm jungle]

all i can think of is the fucking gym training regimen

LMAO jinx

[queen laurel]

get squiged

[crisp heath]

https://youtu.be/Fa2irrYK09w?si=EV9vNbcJmdPVQ1-i

Idk why but I immediately thought of this video of the weakest Bretonnian knights

[storm jungle]

Thats because bretonnia sucks

[crisp heath]

slander and lies

For the ladies bathwater

[rocky gale]

My wish for a future WH3 DLC is we get Mallobaude

[crisp heath]

I forget, is Merovech in the game?

[storm jungle]

Generic Fantasy Knights can go in the bin

ill stick to the Empire

or like, any other faction with cooler knights like Vamps and Elves

all 3 of them honestly

[crisp heath]

I was gonna get mad but that is a respectable opinion

[storm jungle]

[crisp heath]

pike and shot in fantasy just scratches an itch for me

[crisp heath]

bill hook go brrr

[queen laurel]

but can i offer you in cities of sigmar

They literally have everything the empire did but you add the dwarves and the elves together into a cooking pot and make it work

[crisp heath]

i will be a Sigmar male when i get to use square bases

[storm jungle]

theres a reason this emoji is titled "unbased"

[crisp heath]

(i bought historical minis for pike and shot and run them as Empire alongside some actual WFB minis someone gave to me)

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

It is the smart move if you're wanting to play Old World tbh

[crisp heath]

That’s the plan

[queen laurel]

Old world is very medieval in the style so it works very lovely

[rocky gale]

Why spend £50 on 5 knights from GW, when you can get a box of like 30 knights for £29 from another company

[crisp heath]

I’ve had them for a while now

[crisp heath]

Unironically warlord games is really good for this

[rocky gale]

Yep

[crisp heath]

like I practically got an entire Imperial army out of the box with HRE infantry that was the same cost as a box of 10 models of mook infantry for 40k

Some more and i got cavalry to back it up

[crisp heath]

Plus if you want to make your own Guard regiments Bolt Action stuff is great for kitbashing, so I’m told

[crisp heath]

If you can find access too it a resin printer can make models nearly as good as the older non shit plastics ones

Depending on your country your local library might also have one if you hail from a wealthier nation

[river walrus]

I realised right? Im not a newbie to 40K lore anymore. Still very new but im more interested in the militarum and echlysiarchy than anything else

Still no expert tho

Still kinda proud im somewhat knowledgable

[storm jungle]

its a slow climb but a satisfying one 🙏

[crystal forum]

that's a lie

[celest dome]

It's a pit
Once you get it, you have to crawl your way out, and fear falling back deeper

[crystal forum]

also i'm always right and you're all wrong

[storm jungle]

shut up nerd

[rocky gale]

"Even before they joined the Traitor Legions, the Night Lords were, to put it charitably, murderous psychopaths with an astonishing penchant for terrifying violence. Just as the Emperor intended!"

[crystal forum]

i stand by my statement that even if the emperor were to come back there would be nothing left to save

[river walrus]

It is satisfying, i also love to see how people are yelling at each other on the forum while im just here enjoying the age of aposty

[storm jungle]

Always ignore forums

[river walrus]

Always

[crystal forum]

i've realized when it comes to 40k that most of the fanbase hasnt even read half the books so everybody's going off from their own view of the setting

no wonder everybody disagrees

[rocky gale]

It's more accurate to say most of the fanbase haven't read half of a single book

[river walrus]

Wanna know the worst part? They were arguing about if Sebastian Thor would be a, quote "big daddy"

[crystal forum]

ayo bioshock themed space marines?

[queen laurel]

I think that's not the type of big daddy they are talking about

[river walrus]

I dont think so

[crystal forum]

i'm too innocent

[river walrus]

But i also was confused at first

[rose thorn]

Hey what does 40k call space pirates again?

I can’t find the Lex page :(

[queen laurel]

Pirates

i'm not kidding

[dusk patrol]

Uh, Corsairs? Generally it’s just pirates for normal dudes

[queen laurel]

Aren't that for pirate eldars

[dusk patrol]

Yeah but there isn’t really another term used

[queen laurel]

eh fair

[dusk patrol]

Unless they mean Rogue Traders sometimes basically being privateers

[lunar harness]

Corsairs are eldar, freebootaz for orks, humans are just pirates I think.

they talk about them a lot in the rogue trader RPG books so maybe you could find some stuff in there

human pirates I mean

[storm jungle]

Just pirates.

[rose thorn]

Thank you our lore and surveyor

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

Pretty sure pirate space marines are just renegades

[lunar harness]

Yea renegades 🙂

[rose thorn]

And pirate necrons are trayzan

[storm jungle]

Trazyn is his name, pirate necrons are also just pirates

theres only 1 existing in lore atm

Trayzinzin is more of a museum curator

[rose thorn]

I was trying to be funny

[rose thorn]

What really

Pirate necrons?

It’s not the flayer king is it?

[storm jungle]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Thaszar

Last mentioned in 8th edition so this isnt even really super old lore either

[twilit musk]

old warhammer was literally just shit that rocks from the minds of like middle school boys

robot pirates battling orc’s with Mohawks who ride big bottle rockets into battle

the origin of the phrase “hell yeah”

[rose thorn]

HAVEHSBDHSHS thats amaizng

[storm jungle]

🙏

also this isnt even old warhammer

BUT 8th edition was a super good time for Da Lore

[crystal forum]

da lore

[lofty mason]

Fallout spoiler in this question
So|| in the Fallout series, Thaddeus was seen carrying equipments and obey every order from a Knight||, is this basically what chapter serf is to an Astartes?

[dusk patrol]

Superficially yeah

It’s not the same deal really but in a general sense sorta yeah

[hallow plover]

They run the logistics of the chapter's HQ / ships I would guess

Supplies, etc

[dusk patrol]

They sometimes will deploy with marines and resupply them

But typically they’re not that active

Generally the resupplies are by other means

They just work as auxiliary manpower for anything marines can’t do or don’t need to be wasted doing

[hallow plover]

I think marines usually take care of their own gear since they're "sacred" and machine spirit n stuff

[dusk patrol]

Nah serfs definitely maintain it for most chapters

Although often supervised but it depends, most chapters that’s their role though when at the base

[celest dome]

Only chapter that I think maintain their own stuff are the Salamander and Iron Hand

[dusk patrol]

They all can

And do often

But serfs definitely assist

Salamanders are an exception because their culture

They have a strong emphasis on self sufficiency

But all marines are capable of and have to clean and maintain their own stuff to some degree

[celest dome]

Also help that their Chapter serfs are from descendants of their families

[dusk patrol]

Portrayals vary obviously too, but generally each marine will have a small team of serfs assigned to him or at least one.

It’s mostly to save time. Like how marines can manually put on and take off their armor but it takes a lot longer

And the Techmarines can all do the work needed on all the vehicles but they need a large staff to delegate to.

[tough haven]

Da bits dem finkin’ humie gits write

[storm jungle]

Serfs are more or less basically slaves.

so mostly yeah checks out lol

[rose thorn]

Some chapters serfs are like, actual employees and are fairly treated ie Raven guard. While other serfs are bullet sponges ie marines malevolent

[arctic talon]

Space sharks

[wraith quartz]

Hey there, Penitent hp76-44 taking a deep contemplation and enj- hyuack (spits out a carpal of unknown origin) a rather "granular" corpse starch.

Today I look over the irradiated seas of the penal colony I'm serving my time on, and contemplate my past actions and "crimes".

One thing I might regret, is for the fact that I should've joined the Navy instead of Militarum

Though, what is there to know about the Navy....

[fleet parcel]

https://youtu.be/HNEzD5n6SAs?si=7GijMlNS4W1oEjkP

hey lads, is the character next to the emperor supposed to be someone memorable

[storm jungle]

its just a generic techpriest

[storm jungle]

As ever, you really need to read the lexicanum

theres a lot to know about the navy

[wraith quartz]

I just want to see what you guys know ...

Jeez

[storm jungle]

Banned.

also the issue is more that the topics you ask tend to be super huge

[queen laurel]

Yeah no offense but they aren't the shortest

[wraith quartz]

Most topical conversations in this channel are usually short, and I mostly ask on a weekly basis

[crisp heath]

Became* the influx of the worst of nostramo pretty much sealed the nail on a geneseed geared to terror

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-read-rap-fans-exorcism-uncle-ruckus-gif-23038600

[solid oyster]

Guys I figured it out

[crystal forum]

this is the third server i switch to where this video is posted

in a row

[arctic talon]

The average person in the Navy never touches a planet again lol

[solid oyster]

There's a second Hive City in Atoma Prime

[arctic talon]

ye

[solid oyster]

It's called ||Deez||

[crystal forum]

what's deez?

[solid oyster]

Guys I can't do this, this person is too pure and innocent

[fleet parcel]

in all fairness i just wanted to know about the other character, it is a great video, nonetheless

[queen laurel]

Your weakness disgust me

[solid oyster]

😔

[crystal forum]

[versed ledge]

How true is it for orks?

[queen laurel]

Literally it

Like imagine that blob as black orcs

And there you go you are now playing orks

[solid oyster]

Guys I read up on some of the Erebus Lore and Yeh fuck that guy, I hope he sees the forbidden internet video about two women and a chalice that has traumatized a lot of us

He deserves it

[dusk patrol]

[crystal forum]

him killing loken is genuinely the most fucked up thing

[solid oyster]

He killed Sanguinius too right?

[celest dome]

Sang got killed by Horus

[solid oyster]

Fuck that little bitch

[celest dome]

And it was awesome

[queen laurel]

That Horus

[solid oyster]

Oh

[queen laurel]

Yeah it was funny

[solid oyster]

Anyway fuck Erebus

I hope he gets AIDS

[queen laurel]

Yeah that's common accepted consensus

[solid oyster]

Bro literally strangled the kid named Erebus in his village and then took his place by copying his tattoos because he was jealous of him

That's fucked up

[celest dome]

@storm jungle could you post the Horus killing Sanguinus again

[arctic talon]

This is accurate for The Old World lol

[crystal forum]

they really made erebus cartoonishly evil

[arctic talon]

people like him exist

[crystal forum]

like you?

i know what you do

[queen laurel]

And AOS

Iron jawz and Bonesplitterz gaming

[arctic talon]

Nah Iron Jawz got that cav

so you got a blob of violence infront of your blob of violence

[queen laurel]

Yeah but a lot of their fighting are done by the brutes

[arctic talon]

ye

[queen laurel]

So they still check out

[arctic talon]

the formation for the other side

is too organized for AoS

it would be a lot looser

Unless you're playing like

[queen laurel]

And Bonesplitterz are definitely fitting the bill

[arctic talon]

Deposed

in CoS

with just dwarfs

[queen laurel]

They will literally send in a horde of idiots on your way

[crystal forum]

still less organized than a proper guardsman unit

orks are weak haha

[arctic talon]

I think Dwarves are the only faction that really likes tight formations in AoS

[queen laurel]

Yes we get it you love riding the guardsman meat so much you have practically marinated it with your sweat

[arctic talon]

oh also Ossiarchs ig

[crystal forum]

😳

[queen laurel]

They are literally a wall of magical bone warriors

Of course they would love tight formations

[queen laurel]

Go to a peta shelter you f****** raccoon

[celest dome]

@solid oyster that's how Sanguinus dies

And thank you Dilara

[storm jungle]

One of the memes i had the most fun doing i think, no problem lol

genuinely laughed my ass off during that entire "fight", it was great

Sangy really thought he was Him

[crystal forum]

dan had a fucking vendetta against sang

[queen laurel]

He literally got humbled by kabanda on their first match right

[celest dome]

I love sending it to a friend that has BA

[queen laurel]

Do they tell you to backflip of a cliff

[storm jungle]

He has fought him like 3 times so im too lazy to even remember

someone else can prob answer

[solid oyster]

I will never recover from this

Fuck you

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

Just like sanguinous never recovering from getting obliterated by his brother

[wraith quartz]

I'll worry about leaning the navy later, but thank you

[crystal forum]

he'll come back like ferrus manus

what if they combine

ferrus head with sang's body

ferrusinius

[queen laurel]

This is warhammer not mighty morphin power rangers

[solid oyster]

Sanguinius was at a disadvantage because Horus got the support of the Chaos Gods

Now we need Anti-Warp

[storm jungle]

Sanguinius literally had plot armor until his fight with Horus

[solid oyster]

Oof

[queen laurel]

Me watching a character immediately disintegrate the moment their plot armor is removed

[storm jungle]

no like really he did, he knew he wasnt gonna die at the hands of anyone but him so wanted to deny that fate

[crystal forum]

isn't that how ork surgery works

[queen laurel]

For Orks not demigods made out of warp material

[crystal forum]

just stitch him back up he'll be fine

[solid oyster]

I am now gonna cry in a corner

Are you happy now?

(I am jk idgaf, this is made up shit)

[crystal forum]

wait i know how to revive ferrusinius

i have to cry a single tear on his body

while praying to the emperor

[wraith quartz]

Sidenote: I stated my questions last week (or so) about the continuation of inquisition questions. What I meant to ask was, when the inquisitor is busy doing other important bits. Who do they send to investigate, interrogate, and/or enforce Inquisitorial Law in a suspected planet or Hive City? Like an enforcer for the inquisition.

[crystal forum]

also fuck you for reminding me of my last weekend

[solid oyster]

Probably Rannick?

[queen laurel]

I hope you just randomly think about it in your future

[crystal forum]

i need to text my homie again damnit

[wraith quartz]

But more of a "on the field division"

[arctic talon]

Interrogators, acolytes

Explicators

ect.

[crisp heath]

Interrogators

[wraith quartz]

Hmmmmmmm,

[solid oyster]

In the end is it really worth it?

Let's just give into the chaos gods

I heard Slaneesh got Hot Big Booty Latinas at his place

[wraith quartz]

I think an interrogator is self explanatory, but what can you tell me about the other two, idrk or familiar with that title/position...

[queen laurel]

No that's a daemonnette that is very insistent on being a top

And when i mean top i mean on top of you skinning you alive with a razor blade that is sentient

[solid oyster]

Uhhhhhh

Also what are the odds of someone in the Warhammer 40K Universe becoming a Grey Knight?

[arctic talon]

Explicator is the rank Zola has, Acolytes are just inqusitorial goons

of varying ranks and roles

[arctic talon]

Incredibly low

[wraith quartz]

Ah, ok makes sense now

[crystal forum]

😳

[solid oyster]

But never zero

[arctic talon]

I.E Morrow is an acolyte

[crystal forum]

again reminding me of last weekend

[queen laurel]

You're very unique trash eating panda