#40k-lore-chat
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If Skaven are edible they would not be able to defeat me
I’d assume skaven taste horrid
That's not what I asked though
Clan rat prolly isn’t too bad
dice roll probably, at least with a stormi it's been fed regularly 100%
peanut butter baby would solo fr fr
Peanut butter baby is its own chaos entity
They all have a peanut allergy so ergo the victory goes to Peanut Butter Baby
so the Gotrek and Felix books are basically just a collection of their adventures and completely accidental ruining of Thanquol's plans for like 20 years
Yes
the utter ego death Thanquol must have suffered when they finally meet
They literally said they don't even know him
What is this
psychosis
Well warhammer channels are doing some certainly interesting stuff to get people
Old lore had several biological children of the emperor. So Id take it that he banged quite some chicks in the past
Do you really expect the guy who wanted to unite humanity and would literally burn a planet down to the ground if it even worshipped him as a god
To have a romantic subplot
I appreciate the honesty
o.0
What do you think i'm going to call you stupid
dude people gave jesus a romantic subplot in the extended fanon xD
the people want it
Yeah and the people also scream at gw for having a black space marine in a cover so
Don't trust them just don't
im not sure if you just called me racist because im dumb bc i think thatd be a neat story tbh
confusing
anyhoo
Don't worry if i actually called you racist i would have said it straight to your face not with a joke
Trust me we're used to it around here
i think the emperor should have been the lead of the Titanic
I mean i guess, i mean he can look like adam sandlers if he wanted to he just kind of pick that look
The WORST Men of Iron - The Excindio EXPLAINED in 60 seconds, a spooky Man of Iron battle automata sub class in the Warhammer 40k setting
i did not know these things existed
Yea they're one of the many Warcrimes the Dark Angels can deploy
what y'all think about the trans space marines and normal characters drama that's going on?
What Trans Space Marine ?
idk the exact details but i heard some dudes want trans space marines added to lore
and overall trans people
I think it's not really an issue, and I think it's the broader communities opinion, at least for the people that often come here
As for normal Trans, I think people who have issues with it are the problematic ones
I'm kinda curious how trans people would fit into lore now
imperium side atleast
cus i feel like you'd just get called a heretic if u even suggested such blasphemy
They simply wouldn’t care
They’d say “that’s really cool and all but get back to work”
I also don’t think they’d care, you’re still human and your trigger finger still works
Like so long as you're doing the work and following the rules then it's not necessarily an issue
Really depend on the world
just a random hive normal person
You can get parts of your brain replaced with advanced targeting hardware, I imagine if you’re rich it’s essentially the same as getting an expensive augmetic
Same issue as irl, lack of funds and resources
Yeah you'd need to like know an actual good doctor too lol
there was that one 40k book where the creator wrote in a trans foot soldier i think so that's why im honestly asking
just kinda wondering how that would work
Theres not really much to "work", they just are.
Most would not care or know what "trans" even is
we got multiple examples of non-binary characters among other things, they just roll with it
no ye i get that part no one would really care since ur just a chunk of meat for the imperium basically
but i mean as in getting the surgery wise
i gotta do more research on hives for this
Theres not really any research to do
the entire structures/societies of hives depends on plot
there could be expert underground doctors to do such operations considering how advanced medical tech can get in the Imperium
think of ripper docs like Cyberpunk
some are frauds, some can literally replace yoru whole spinal cord, etc
true
The Admech have a special branch made up of the Magos Transologis, it's their role to go through the Imperium providing gender affirming care. 
I'm just trying to make my own head connon up for this character now
lol
now that i think about it aren't space marines just a sexual
and then 1/4 of chaos marines pansexual/bisexual
In fairness, the game already show trans people, by letting you change gender and personality at the Barber
Asexual doesn't relate to gender though
i know, just wanted to say it
Their orientation is killing people violently
Same
ikr
💅
Actually an aggressively “slay” chaos space marine sounds fun as hell
my favourite 40k gender and sexuality is ORK
Just don't make it a Slaanesh CSM
Do something smarter
I’ll be real, I just love everything about orks
It’d be khorne
Or Tzeentch, that one would be somewhat smart
Oh true
Yeah no bueno
I just like khorne for this just bc of the ultra violence
Anyways, new topic, is gladius good now that it’s free?
Yea it's fun
Heavily DLC dependant
only played it a lil
Also that
But fun
It's basically just 40k Civ
cus no friends😔
and no download space left
Except the main enemy is actually the Barbs
I assume with gratuitous violence
You'll spend 90% of the time fighting the barbs and then by the time you fight other Civs, it'll be a cake walk
Even if pvp?
Dunno actually
Is it kinda dawn of war esque?
Anytime I've played with friends we end up working together against the Barbs
I’m mostly grabbing it to do pvp with my friends now that it’s free
Do you win by just bring the last standing?
Yea
Also is there cross play between egs and steam?
No clue
What's egs?
Epic game store
Ok cause my friend was dumb and got it on epic even though it’s fucking on steam
I do
P fun
Still think Darktide's better
I love it, on certain points more than DT
Thats why i said somewhat
VT and VT 2 are great fun and so well done in most parts
But DT is just correct
Actual necron quote
i know right
least insane jay war thirst
i would talk about it in a stellaris discord but they're all dead
so yeah got 2 fallen empires to awaken against eachother
WAIT ULGO GOT SOMETHIN FOR THIS!
Am angry they removed voices
basically a spiritualist fallen empire next to me started waking up like the eldar and then a materialist fallen empire was like "nah you are NOT awakening right now"
nice job ulgo
Had planet cracker
Tried to destroy ancient civilisation. But defences were bad. Too laggy.
but yeah so i was given the choice lead the unaligned AI empires since i had the biggest federation and i shit you not it automatically renames your federation to "league of non-aligned powers"
since our galaxy was so peaceful EVERYBODY joined my federation
i have literally never had a federation have every single AI empire in it
we just got up and were like fuck these old ass empires let's show em a lesson
Wow
the AI was stacking so many damn fleets that my PC couldn't even function if i entered the system they were in
did you abuse your power and burn everything to the ground
Ulgo played like "you is tiny nation, will help you if you friend"
well when the second most powerful AI empire left the federation due to them thinking they're better than us i was very tempted to declare war on them and send the entire galaxy against them and their vassals
since, as a cheeky player i always make sure president decides everything in my federation
and i have a cheeky way to make sure i'm always president
but it's currently late game and i need to fight the crisis so i can't waste my time on some petty empire
and i made crisis 5x stronger
Ulgo made samurai kingdom. Lotsa revolution. Took 200 years but old leader son (Ulgo name him Genghis) took over all of old broken empire.
Huh... could write book from this, like history book
also i play max galaxy size and tons of AI empires so my game is very slow rn lol
sure
A wanna make ma old rock samurai
if i can find a single person in this world who enjoys 2 week long stellaris matches i'm happy
Agreed!
Loved to rp selling system back to friend
A remmember old times! Had many mercenary armies across universe. All very powerful. Got loadsa credits
heheheheh got the achievement
i decided to rename it league of galactic powers after we won
Hah very good!
What is the Emperors name?
They have, but it’s really dumb and I’m not sure if it’s canning anymore
Canon*
you mean Neoth?
He's definitely had many names
who even knows which one would be the most accurate
like just imagine how long ago his original name must have been given to him in some probably long dead language
The only one he ever says are Neoth and Revelation
which are both placeholders and obvs not his real name
lmao
the characters who know him say as much
hes also a Hittite so not like its prob anything fancy
A list of submitted names in which the usage is Hittite.

True names have power
Steve
Maybe Name is Melvin
It’s worth noting almost all the perpetuals barely knew him through most of his life
So as much as Malcador and Erda and others try to talk about him like that they’re just referring to their fairly limited window they knew him
Ollanius is the only one who really knew him that long and even he was fairly limited
Also they’re all dumbasses, the real way to take over the world is through merchandising
Marketable plushie made in the Emperor's image
I will admit though it is a lot cooler to jsut make a bunch of super soldier legions
this sounds normal to you?
hell we don't even know how to properly speak the hittite language and that's not even 10k years from the source material
pablo
escobar
John Warhammer
you're asking a turk
JD isn’t even here
Erdogan is the emperor
yea
Maybe he was Ea-Nasir himself
Honestly, I wouldn't doubt that too much
he probably went by the name Leroy at one time

You can't stop the work
I've interviewed with other schools that are on more normal schedules but keep losing out smh
have faith brother, think of all the eldussy you'll get when you're done
This is so real and I'm tired of pretending it's not
teaching shortage
no shortage of male white history teacher
I suffer
Crazy how I had 2 white supremacist history teachers
My history teacher was just a crackhead
cases: many such
One of them was fired after like, 2 weeks
Nice
The other was my obseenly racist toward s native Americans
My history teacher looked like he would be a white supremacist but he actually told us all about lesser known parts of American history and showed us documentaries about animal cruelty, both unprompted
So cool guy
Many history teachers are not fans of Native Americans
We had to watch that documentary in high school about the guy who hung out with bears and then they mauled the dude on camera and ate him and his gf
and we turned to the teacher and were like what does this have to do with APUSH
The same teacher would make us call him by his military rank too 
Hey it’s hard to earn Fuhrer
Reminds me there was this clip of a Senator telling a brigadier general to not call her ma’am cause she earned it or whatever.
Cause you know a fucking brigadier general
Doesn’t know about earning titles and ranks
I get that information from YouTube videos like MrBallen 😎
I remember one time I was writing notes in class and the History teacher just materialised next to me, leaned over the table and had his face an inch away from the book I'd been writing in, then turned his head to look up at me and said "Can you read this illegible script?" and when I nodded he said "Very good" stood up and walked off.
Damn roasted
highschool history here is about how oppressed we were and like 5 pages about first nations history
I had and have terrible handwriting tbh
Yea my writing is awful
Same, but its legible if I apply effort
Tbh the US does not lack for teaching and slavery and the genocide of the natives
this is why i got a laptop to write in college
It’s covered quite extensively especially by high school
To my eternal annoyance we never got to the more modern era
It doesn’t really tbh
Movie: Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (2007)
Nelson Miles: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_A._Miles
Sitting Bull: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sitting_Bull
Song playing during endscreen: Nat Keefe with The Bow Ties - "Dude, where's my horse"

don't southern states still teach the civil war as if it was about states rights
I went and and knew people who have gone to southern states or similar examples people always bring up
Every state has its own curriculum and private schools can teach whatever they want
I kinda feel like its important to learn about the more shittier part of your history than most of the modern stuff
oh wait thats bombing natives too nvm
🛢️
“Everybody did a little bit of genocide(or they weren’t able to)” - A brief history of the world
the current government here decided to abolish the government managed school system and leave it to local parents to have a say in stuff lol
We spent a lot of time learning about An Gorta Mor and The Troubles
We'd get to learn about the Wild West as a treat
Wild West was mostly pretty boring sadly
Barely any duels
Most of the outlaws killed a couple people then died
Hardly any major robberies
surely this won't be a disaster for the education system
In the US basically the education system goes: if you're in a rich area it's better
Tbh it’s not a money issue
It’s a local government one
The amount of money spent on inner city schools is absurd
the boomers who voted for them are happy because less bureaucracy or something idk
They’re just shit at spending it
this makes it a money issue 😭
Like our four major topics were the Great Hunger, the Troubles, Wild West and History of Medicine.
My point is it’s not the money it’s how they spend it
why did you learn about the wild west in ireland
Lots of schools do much more with less
inner city schools in NJ pay like 85-100k starting sometimes and no one wants to work there
I have no idea
so they have all this dead money
see the great thing about history classes in the new world is we dont have 2000 years of history to go through
Also corruption and yada yada so on and so forth
Two high schools around me, one in a wealthy area and one in a lower middle class area are both about to go out of business
one of them is 30mil in debt from sports lmao
the idea of a school going out of business
History of Medicine is my favorite
"States' rights to do what"
History of Medicine was pretty cool
I’ve never actually heard of a actually good school board
the state governor said they will not receive government aid bc they did it to themselves
(he is right)
I love that reply, good ol' reliable
tbf spending money on sports like you're a university is pretty stupid
Medicine's history is fucking insane man
That’s the point basically
There's a school I used to teach a program at that's kindergarten-end of high school and is 20,000 USD a year tuition lmfao
Reset the shitty administration in charge
Before we had writing we had skull surgeries without anaesthetic
universities get away with it because they make an absurd amount of money
"Observe as I plunge my dirty ass hands into this man's guts because we dont know what germs are yet"
Some universities begging for donations are a joke
still shitty for all the kids who have to suffer from it
I enjoyed reading about the guy who ran out of the typical treatment for gunshot wounds, so he started using whatever he could find and it ended up working better
Harvard has actually billions for example
"Humours", you mean bad vibes?
You mean he stinky stink?
But because they didn't know about germs, they didn't know why it worked better, so he just kept using it.
then they beg alumnis to donate
Lol they called me once and I told them to go fuck themself
It’s wild we know as much as we do about medicine
“I’m already giving you too much in subsidies you leeches”
I think my degree was like 270,000 dollars?
And a lot of it is through, maybe not the best way to acquire that information, but we have it now
holy shit
And I had 80k in scholarship
Legit so many major figures in medicine were jsut fucking around
We should keep doing that kind of testing but on bad people
sometimes i have to remind myself that even though i dont own much at least i'm not in debt
And figured some stuff out
It’s how it goes, gotta start somewhere
I went to expensive private uni
you did a professional study too right?
That's what it was, Ambroise Pare, he ran out of cauterising oil so he made a mix of egg white, turpentine and rose oil and it worked so much better than cauterising the wounds with oil and iron.
I went to a community college basically
I’m an electrician and the local power company has a good program there
It was really cheap so
Comparatively
(the smart thing to do)
Yep, job security as fuck
I encourage kids to do community college and transfer to four year to save money all the time
parents force these kids to bankrupt themselves
Yeah, I always tell people do that too
Unless you have some kind of full ride scholarship or something
i dont see it as job security. can't tell where automation will go in 20 years
Most peoples first year in college is super similar across-the-board
First year in college for me was just blasting cocaine and joining a frat
best time of my life
If the world doesn’t electricians anymore, then I got bigger problems
If there’s one thing that people will always want in a modern society, it’s plumbers and electricians
the world will still need them but maybe less of them is what i'm saying. i know about the deficit in north america. even in canada it's crazy how much a professional can make
Also, there’s a huge issue of a shortage of newer guys coming in
With a lot of the workforce starting to age out
I also remember reading that there was a point where doctors thought pus was a sign of healing because they didn't know about Germs, so if there wasn't pus they would deliberately infect the wound because they thought it helped.
it's been this way since i was getting out of highschool
Yep
and that was like 5 years ago
Old time doctors not kill their patient challenge
Writing’s been on the wall for a while
I can't wait for the old people to die off so I can buy their properties and become a slum lord
Who wants to rent a room in my tenement
the housing boom is going to be great if we dont all die of famine before then
I hate my landlord. He owns the property and I don’t so I can’t become a landlord.
you should have been born earlier, dumbass
I could fit 10 times the amount of people in the properties he has it too
I got pretty lucky the house I’m in currently is small enough where it’s not good for a family and barely good enough for a couple so it was pretty cheap to buy compared to most houses in my area since mostly we get a lot of couples and people trying to start families
Also, whoever built the house must’ve been holding the building code upside down
my grandparents explaining to me they got their now 700,000 dollar house for 10,000 dollars
Every time I rip open a wall to fix something it’s like hieroglyphics for an electrician
ah yes the old "my building code is better than others" approach
Electric work is really cool
i miss the 1800's
Saying it’s not up to code gives them a little bit too much credit
Have you ever tried the cotton candy in your walls?
Dunno if it's as much of a thing elsewhere, but here it's possible to own your house but not the land it's built on, so you still have to pay rent to someone who owns that land.
Honestly, honestly, I think that the guy who did it before just did most of the work and he had no idea what he was doing
It’s not as bad as it could be it does work mostly
In terms of amateur jobs I’ve seen it’s by far not the worst
we have to do that with the government except you dont choose to
The most awkward shit ever is when you’re in somebody’s house and they did the work and then you have to awkwardly stand there and not act like you’re looking at some abomination
i work in eletronics and i wouldn't touch house cabling if you paid me
And then they fucking ask you about it and I’m trying to be polite about how to say that it’s an abortion of a job and it disgusts me
I try to avoid it as much as I can
Industrial stuff is way more fun if not a lot more dangerous
hell yeah that was fun in college
Pays better too
i did like 5 classes in industrial stuff and i love being able to die to my own creations
And they’re not as stingy with the costs which I get why Joe Schmoe can’t afford the best stuff or refitting things but
Still nice when it’s like “yeah we can afford this six figure complete overhaul of our system”
bro if you think that's bad
Costs get wild
let me get a picture
Especially with copper wiring
It’s not as common these days but some still use it
It breaks past that seven figure mark so fucking fast
you should see the fiber optic sector
we have these multichannel OPM's that cost 20k
and those are considered cheap
and expendable
the good stuff is starting at 100k
having to deal with home owners sounds like a pain lol
i had to reflect on how i think about this stuff when i prepared a speech and everything to justify spending 300$ on something and my boss signed it off without even asking details
The new box is fucking 150 dollars
usd
It’s 87.5 pounds
Americans are paying 35 extra dollars
isn't that the same price as killteam bundles before that aren't launch boxes
I forgor
Can fridges be dangerous
My dad almost killed himself last week trying to wire one
Anything with enough power can be
Residential stuff is basically the only time it’s safe levels of power
“Safe”
The amperage goes into “death or permanent heart issues” very very fast
He was trying to wire the
Uhhh
Thermostat?
I'm not sure what the hell it was really
But, genius that he is, he decided to skip on any precautions
And somehow managed to put in the wires in the opposite order
And then without checking if it had charge just grabbed the fucking thing
If you can't tell I'm not particularly happy he did this and almost died on me 
Yeah it’s not something to fuck around with
I'm realizing the similarities of judge dredd and an arbities
And the weapons the judges use are mighty close to a bolter
Citadel actually made judge dredd miniatures in the 1980s
Because Arbites are Judge Dredd rip-offs
always been the case
I just wasn't sure which came first since dredd was a comic from way back
I have dredd operator skin in COD cold war actually lol
40k came after a lot of pulp 80's sci-fi media
it takes a lot of inspiration from all of them
40k creation myth
All the junk scifi landed and broke apart coalescing into the shitshow collection of early 40k
Some of the original arbite minis were literally the judge dredd minis
lol
Though arbites do have a more distinct knight like look how
I love the new minis
Wish we had a dredd sequel
cop propaganda 🗣️🗣️🗣️
the first thing you learn in any field related to electricity is to make sure the thing is turned off and unplugged before you mess with it

i tried teaching my parents how to use a multimeter but no i guess it's not important to know how the world works
i'm like the only hands on person in my family
I seemingly demonstrate a pretty nutty capacity for learning
Unfortunately I'm also depressed
btw
as mentionned this morning
galaxy spanning federation
all to fight those two tiny ass awakened empires
my PC was struggling
and now i have to fight cetana at 5x power and i regret the decision immensely
might just go for the easier achievement and do her every demand
sigh I wish we had these as cosmetics in Darktide.
who makes this shit bro 😭
Someone with too much time
I’m more upset on how low these kinds of channels have stooped when it comes to their thumbnails and AI art
Please tell me people were clowning up in the comment section for the ai thumbnail
Bro is NOT beating the racist allegations
Notice how its always women with some LGBT flag somewhere
bros really got their crosshairs set 💀
it's always the same formula
Make a woman in armor and have some LGBTQ rainbow stuff on the background
It is an unfortunate never ending cycle of stupidity

Also make her non white
me watching not racist people do the most racist thing imaginable
LOL
Like the world would end if there was a racist off between a major kill fan and a "non racist" person
The negative energy they produce is catastrophic
Entirely lol
Ive got to say, with space marine 2, it makes me kinda sad and angry that there is no uproar about the damn preorder and edition bullshit.
Tbh it’s 40 bucks for the game
I don’t really care if people wanna buy it to play early for that much extra
I’m happy it’s a relatively cheaper game
^
The uproar will or will not happen depending how the base game is
because again remember we literally had absolutely nothing for the first few teasers and trailers, this latest one is the most info dump we had so far in the span of like 2 years and its just 3 months away now.
no
its 60 USD
Euro and USD have been near equal in value for a few years now
also i think the tweet they posted about SM2 having 0 MTX and only cosmetic dlc packs has helped to mitigate the uproar over the pre-orders
I think the season pass is fine. Preorder bonus i hate. I will hate it even more if its pre order exclusive. god i hope its not, and the 3 days early thing im not the biggest fan of as well.
Did darktide to early access for preorders? I think i preordered darktide iirc for some reason.
Yep they had open beta when you preordered
I wish they did it much earlier and not as a pre order incentive tbh
so what? Ulgo say you free to love anyone, but if you anoying with it, you have bad personality
but why do they keep being angry? there nothing much happening now right?
@storm jungle you got website with many holy words? Ulgo wanna do like real zealots with sermons an stuff
Uhh im not religious enough to be an expert sadly 
bah it okay tanks anywey!
Wokehammer 40 pronouns!
this whole convo reminded me of something i learned about this morning and basically pushed out of my mind because of just how strange it is to me
but it has nothing to do with 40k so i will refrain from talking about it lol
just gona say, ty all for making my brain hurt again
"those damn queer black fat women invading my nerdy white fat nerd hobby"
Oh hey it's Alex
i'm kinda excited to see all the different space marine units being portrayed in SM2
like i've never seen an eliminator
if i get the choice i'm 100% going gravis
How many classe are they doing ? 6 ?
Bet some SM2 joker will come here and say that SM2 will have more classes than DT
I believe it was six
heavy
Damn it was nice of them to include your mom in the game
Vanguard is where it’s at for me.
i love the idea of paying extra to have access to a game earlier
paying to be a bug tester
i cant wait to be a heavy intercessor
heavy bolter wooooooo
looks like you pretty much play as badass company veterans in the co op too
so badass veteran gravis armoured marine with heavy bolter
i wonder if all 3 can play as heavy bolter
How many weapon will each have ?
If we know
fml I can't wait for this game
I'm super tempted to get the first game on steam because I haven't played it in forever
I replayed it a few months ago. Worth it.
Its not much but its definitely worth at least 1 playthrough
you can finish it in a single day if you feel down to it
yeah it's very linear too
If you've never played it, then you definitely have to try it out. But it's worth a replay too.
Yeah its deffo a piece of 40k history
aka "one of the few good 40k games"

amidst like a sea of shit
And I'm sure it's cheap as hell on Steam right now because of the sale.
I played it on the xbox 360
oof
It shares the title with dawn of war up to the three expansions except soul storm
we do not talk about soul storm
Well least Soul Storm is used for mods
still pretty pricey actually
That's all I know of it really
(why is it full priced)
Yeah but one of them is unification
I like soulstorm 🤷♂️
Like I said it has some good stuff but
Ain't nothing wrong with that boo
The problems are there
Yeah fair enough
The Unification mod is incredble tbh
I know of the Krieg stuff and yeah
but Dark Crusade is the GOAT
It's good don't get me wrong but the community stuff added to it make some of the things in it very questionable
Like what the **** is my hacker an anime girl
I'm so FUCKING FUNNY
Chat, kill em
I'm SO HILARIOUS
DOW3's trailer had me so hyped up and then the game was just dogshit.
you know what else is funny
My giant axe that I'm going to use to decapitate you
LMAO
It was visually speaking it's pretty good on the visual department
Dawn of war 3 as a game looks good
But other than that
Damn game trailers always pullin a fast one on us
you look good
It's basically a layer of Polish on shit
That’s about all the good things I have to say about it
Lol
I hope we one day get a resurgence of RTS
Relic Entertainment specialty it seems
reforged wasn't good my point continues
They're not like Valve at least; they can actually count to 3
Reforged isn’t Warcraft 3
That new AoS rts game sucks too
shame because AOS does not get any good games
There's some really good indie RTS games coming along
An RTS designed to be playable in a console
yeah
Beyond All Reason, Sanctuary Shattered Sun
halo... wars
Realm of Ruin ?
yea it's made for console
There is a reason why RTS tend to be very PC heavy
I'm not shitting on console just to be clear
Guys can we force the alpha genners to play RTS games so we have more fans and therefore more push for more RTS games?
Love how we all agree to that 
Halo wars has micro against all odds lol
It's just that the nature of an RTS games makes it better for the more complex controls of a PC
They put a lot of effort into making it work well
Halo Wars is a great RTS and a great way to make a Console RTS work
There's just one problem there are two Call of Duty heavy
When will they port 2 to PC?
When they port bloodborne
never :(
2 is on pc
On Gamepass exclusively
Maybe due to crossplay
Zogging runt
Not the Microsoft store!!
Total Warhammer 3 is pretty good, albeit rough
if we're talking about RTS that i wish didn't get obliterated though
my beloved why
Oh true that is an rts lol
The Thrones of decay was pretty good actually
and it's recovering bit by bit
TWW3 had such potential
Then the Dlc team decided on doing other way
Hyenas
Yeah that was bad
Let's make our own Hyenas....
Like Thrones of decay which is good but that's not enough
Hyena is due to TW already dying on their own
It's going to take them a good amount of time before they can win their place back
yeah
Nurgle is actually pretty good now
The community has been shrinking because no new player come and the old ones want games that don't interest outsiders
I should probably try another Ku'Gath campaign
I will say that I will say it again getting into the franchises already basically another hobby of itself
The prices you will have to spend just to get every single faction
Yeah it's very much nickel and diming folks
I'm speaking about the Total War community, not the warhammer ones
Ohh yeah that also doesn't help
The issue isn't dlc following dlc, people love the dlc
But I think it's the price that really drives people away
Ohh you like the skaven well too bad since you don't have this DLC you don't have their OP range power
The problem is the core TW fans want games that don't interest player since the early 2000
Ohh you want to play a monster heavy army in skaven and we're too bad you don't have this DLC that adds monsters
Empire 3 ? Medival 2 ?
I wouldn't buy those
Neither would I tbh
I only bought Total War warhammer 3
I quite frankly don't care for historical Total War
Because historical Total War seems more niche
Historical is dying, and good for it
like i often don't hear about it
Warhammer is so popular it basically outshines the damn thing
I do hope they do a Fantasy TW set on LotR and one set around Mythology, but without trying to attrack the Historical players
yeah the steam and subreddit the places i try to avoid the most
that's good general advice
Probably for the best
I think CA isn't dumb enough to let it die tbh. They make Medieval 3 or Empire 2 and they make bank.
If they do it well, which I think they'd dedicate alot to titles like those.
They are a bit dumb
But not that dumb yeah
the problem is everyone likes total war for warhammer now instead of history
Even before Warhammer game started the Historical side was becoming smaller
Yeah as much as people may not like it, them investing in Warhammer more or less skyrocketed the studio
and they made use of the fact that fantasy nostalgia was around
Since I was 13 and playing the original Rome, all I could think about was how perfect Warhammer and Total War would be together.
When they finally did that it was a dream come true.
And they did it so well.
Without original fantasy total war was the next best thing
History is for nerds
Shogun 2 is so god damn good
yeah I would like to see people in robes and sticks fighting eachother
said no one ever
That's why they want to do the 40k one now, cause they're still heamoraging
The Total Warhammers are pretty crazy as far as games go
Which to me look like the type of leaps that studio do as baroud d'honneur/death throes
Trying to save itself by doing something that is relatively impossible but if it work...
they need a new engine though
Very much
But in any case they should invest in it
While they can keep entrances with the dlc in
they should at least make it more new player friendly
at least
empire vs dwarves
thrones of decay made the range units funny
Chorfs vs Cathay
yeah the fire power of range units in the game realy makes the engine cry
Total war 3’s engine screams
if they want to make warhammer 40k total war they need to make sure that the engine can even handle one mob of shoota boyz
Well it can handle a unit of rattling guns lol
yeah but you know what i mean
Yea
as of right now it's holding
Either way I’m still of the opinion total war formula doesn’t fit 40K
Regarding the like
RTS portion
What is the most range heavy total war game
I mean yeah
I can’t think of many total war games where you’re this spoiled for choice
On options to shoot people
hmm that is true
I think they could do a 40k game, it'd just be a far removal from what they've always done. But gotta change it up sooner or later.
I think it could work though.
Well it wouldn’t be total war
Is my point
Or at least the same “formula” for the rts portion
Shit the engine would collapse if you even try to add the imperial guard in total warhammer 2
I can't imagine trying to run a bad moons ork faction
Bruh the engine would collapse from any 40K faction that isn’t daemons
Also there’s no melee line troops
In 40K generally
Yeah even some of the more melee heavy armies like the space marines and orks at least have have a lot of fire power behind them
And the purely melee units have a lot of toughness
And more capable of eating so much fire that it's hilarious
Boyz and Assault ints still got guns
And they can’t do the thing where they’re either in gun mode or melee
Like with kislev
Yeah slugger boyz literally carry semi-automatic pistols
It's literally very hard to make a total war 40k work
And not really any formation fighting
Because you're going to focus a lot of your balancing on range
Yeah
Yep
It would be its own genre i think
Your marines aren’t gona be in nice formations
Or a separate series away from total war
Neither are eldar
Especially your mob of orks
All armed to the teeth would specific weaponry
Yeah like
Making an rts game in 40k needs you to account for the way that battles work
In the setting
That's why dawn of war was so successful
It was not the most accurate but it was accurate enough
Sega has Relic, they should do a 40k game again tbh
Or Worlds Edge
Age of 40k 
age of sugmar
I do want an Age of Age of Sigmar though, would be most appropriate
sugmardick @arctic talon
Wolf want to eat roasted raccoon
No
I honestly just gave up on the idea of total war age of sigmar too
Total war AoS is literally the easiest slam dunk lol
Just have it set in one of the realms that’s absolutely horrid
I guess
Way to early, both due to TWW3 and to AoS still being quite young
But Age of Age of Sigmar, that would work quite well
And i'm going to be honest the faction variety from orders work well
Like even orruks you can play differently
You want a stealthy army you can be cruel with the kruleboyz
You want to punch through a line of armored warriors easily the iron jawz got you covered
Every grand alliance has a warriors of chaos equivalent lol
Do you want to combine both and somehow act insane
Honestly do a Quadrilogy, with each game introducing 2 realm, and using the Realm gate and a smaller realm to travel from one another
Bonesplitterz
Stormcast, warriors of chaos, ossiarchs, iron jawz
Yeah they also have a an in between and a sneaky
I think the only faction they will have travel implementing would be the sons of bahamat
But they could work as some kind of mercenary system
Boneslitters don't exist anymore 
They still exist lore wise smh
Wait what do you guys mean Bonesplitterz don't exist did they get discontinued just like the beast of chaos
a ton of stuff did
Yes, Sons of Behemat being a Horde faction that is way difficult but doesn't have regular units, but instead having loads of heroes
Also the Phoenciam fucking died lol
Is it the same with the beast of chaos
Yeah
Or are they literally just obliterated
GW killing off fantasy while space marines keep getting more units
ohio
Oh okay
Texas
skibidi
Well when until they update the battle tome i will consider them not gone
Because they are not
Wait but from the looks of things they don't seem to update battle tomes to just add like supplements
It seems that's their way of doing stuff in aos
The elf Phoenix conclave is fucking dead
Or rather the organization is since the entire city their base was in got burned
They’ll still be around lore wise

Explode you titanfall pilot looking thing

furry ass name
I still have the option to play a Morboy in aos soulbound so it's good
So Mork is the Cunningly Savage 
no he's the savagely cunning
I have all 23 classes for the destruction factions
There's some pretty neat reads
Here's one of my favorites
Soulbound is a funny system
Yeah uh
It's a bit different compared to your average rpg i will admit
But the classes are fun
You can play in all three orders except chaos
Because f*** chaos
Chaos has a thing thats being worked on
Ohh
Champions of chaos
That's something
How different is it?
Isn't it more like World of Darkness than WFRPG or DnD ?
Is it? That's kinda cool
We talking about the best warhammer setting? (AOS)
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it's like i'm back in highschool again
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Yep or at least we were
The new stormcast are so good
I havent seen them but I wouldnt be surprised
I really wanna see them update the ogres but then again Im very biased and autistic about them
The new ones are very edgy stormy boys
Ye
Oh beaut
yeah different stormhost
hallowed knights
though GW seemed to have made their scheme "edgier" lol
They just look like silver boys instead of the typical gold really
Dont really see the edge on them
Ahhh
same with in the new art
not that I mind
also ironically lore wise the Hallowed Knights are much nicer then the current poster child faction
even if they look a lot less heroic
Hell yeah
also personally I think another reason why they're shifting from Hammers of Sigmar as the poster child faction is because they're also gold and blue while ultramarines are blue and gold
Honestly for the better
The more they get away from the Ultramarine colors, the less likely people will associate them with Space Marines
literally treating their consumer base like babies who only understand colours
would fall in line with typical GW stuff
lol I mean it doesn't help people keep on comparing Stormcast to Marines instead of to chaos warriors
the silver definitely evokes a better vibe of medieval'ism too
nerds need their ultrahuman punchy warriors i guess
yeah that too
either way meh

oh damn you can play 40k on TTS?
Seems like something the GW lawyers would go feral over
why
GW doesn't really give a shit about piracy
excluding minis
and also TTS's 40k stuff is free lol
because corpos hate when people aren't paying a million bucks on plastic

GW doesn't really give a shit
funnily enough
they only care if other people are making money off it
Assuming the worst on a corporation is generally the correct position, I'm just happily suprised
yeah fair enough lmao
Yeah long as the guys running it dont make money off it, they're good
But we've had Nintendo recently with their purges off Gmod so anything is possible if they're willing to give more of a shit
Nintendo also killed some emulators, although it was also the dipshits locking stuff behind a Patreon
Yep
Nintendo has always been anal about people not going to them directly for everything
years of fruitful friendship wasted because these umgis are (literally) squatting my rightful kazad
did you try to do with the diplomatic way
or did you just started firing your thunderers
So I usually stim with cards but i lost my deck so I spent like 10 hours straight sucking on one of those dropper bottles for paints
Anyway I now own a bottle of my own saliva what should I paint with it
Finger painting!
they didn't want to trade it because they built it up to max lvl sadly
I had to unleash the dwarf Kirov airfleet
What are y’all’s thoughts on Fabius bile?
He's a cool dude
ah the Lockheed Martin style
Pretty cool, interesting to see a character serve a chaos god but never actually believing in their existence
Essentially “oh so the warp functions on belief?” “Well I don’t.”
Daemons actively avoid him because they are creatures of stories, and he denies them that
Despite literally having two daemon weapons on his person
He’s a wild card, beholden to no one, and I think that makes him interesting
Yeah it's an actually cool atheist character in a high fantasy sci fi setting
It's fun from outsider perspective what he's doing with wraithbone and genetic research is horrible and the guy is neck deep in chaos juice but still values his independence. How chaos should be, selfish horrible assholes with a sense of community
Hes a good dad
To a species perhaps, but to individuals, questionable
Does torment work if the target has disabled pain centers through artificial means?
If the plot allows it sure
Exactly 
I would say that if it touch a member that is "severed" it ought to not work, but if it hit the head it should still work
Does anyone know how strong troll regeneration is in fantasy? I know it's strong enough to work against stomach acid, but would that imply that it can grow a new body or at least a whole new limb?
Yes
yes
It literally takes burning them completely just to get rid of them
So it can grow a whole new troll?
Decapitating them is basically to akin to just knocking them out
Think there is a short where we have a Troll that manage to grow his whole body after beheading
yeah think of a worm
Don't think cut parts will grow into a full troll
Getting chopped up and just growing into more worms
yeah the main body of the most cells would grow back the lost parts
Not earth worms
i didn't specify what kind of worms so
eh


