#40k-lore-chat
arctic talon
dusk patrol
So many Canadian Warcrimes
arctic talon
mfw Canada
rose thorn
WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS THIS LMAO
paper haven
The "Good" guys were not good at all.
rose thorn
THE prok bulelts i was talking about was like, developed in my life time
let me pull it up
queen laurel
This be the type of shit savage orks build
dusk patrol
Humans are good at thinking of wild and inventive ways to kill eachother
rose thorn
Pretty sure its a slur on teh box so ill censor
paper haven
I don't think square bullets would actually perform very well on account of being, well, square.
arctic talon
Humans are good at thinking of wild and inventive ways to kill eachother
yep
humans are great at coming up with horrifying ways to kill each other
unfortunately
paper haven
Pretty sure its a slur on teh box so ill censor
Uhhh Yep. That is a slur. Also, it doesn't work like that.
dusk patrol
Fortunately we get cool videos games and movies out of this
rose thorn
Pretty sure its a slur on teh box so ill censor
also apprently this wouldnt even work liek this
dusk patrol
So I’d say it’s even
rose thorn
AIigujhijfgahjg
rocky gale
I don't think square bullets would actually perform very well on account of bein...
Ever had a brick thrown at you?
paper haven
They have to knowingly and willingly ingest the pork for it to be a sin.
rose thorn
Pretty sure its a slur on teh box so ill censor
@storm jungle want me to delete this?
paper haven
Ever had a brick thrown at you?
Actually I have.
arctic talon
They have to knowingly and willingly ingest the pork for it to be a sin.
this requires the people making stuff like this to read about the culture they want to shoot first
dusk patrol
Actually I have.
It doesn’t count if you threw it up and it came back down and conked you
rose thorn
Uhhh Yep. That is a slur. Also, it doesn't work like that.
i hate humans
psychological warfare was the worst thing to ever be invented
dusk patrol
False, black licorice
paper haven
It doesn’t count if you threw it up and it came back down and conked you
No, no I'm not counting that time. I mean by another person who was trying to hurt me.
rose thorn
False, black licorice
its good in coffee
dusk patrol
Wrong
paper haven
psychological warfare was the worst thing to ever be invented
I don't know, regular warfare is pretty bad.
dusk patrol
You have been reported to the authorities
rose thorn
WYHAT
rocky gale
Black liquorice is delicious
rose thorn
i got it froma farmers market it was amaizng
rocky gale
I could just sit and chew on it
dusk patrol
I don't know, regular warfare is pretty bad.
The worst thing is the hypocrisy
paper haven
I've never had black liquorice so I'll defer to those that have on whether or not it is good or badd.
dusk patrol
Best to keep it that way
rocky gale
Also why do yous specify black liquorice, isn't all liquorice black?
rocky gale
Here we just call it liquorice
rose thorn
Also why do yous specify black liquorice, isn't all liquorice black?
in the US there is balck cherry and sour appl ebeing teh most common
arctic talon
there's red stuff
rose thorn
well, sour
rocky gale
Wut
rose thorn
I've never had either
its terrible
dusk patrol
I've never had either
Wat
rose thorn
it is too sweet and gives me a headache
rose thorn
wait i mgiht have an allergy
arctic talon
bruh
green loom
What's liquorice
rocky gale
Like this is liquorice
rose thorn
Like this is liquorice
tHAT LOOKS AMAZING
green loom
Oh that shit's vile
rocky gale
It's so good
rose thorn
WHERE DO YOU GET THAT
shadow plover
salty liqourice is the real deal 
crisp heath
I'm one of those people who really hates liquorice but I also eat it any time I see it
rocky gale
And you get liquorice allsorts, that are like this
rose thorn
And you get liquorice allsorts, that are like this
YEA THATS WAHT I GTO AT THE FARMERS MARKET
iTAS AMAIZNG
rocky gale
They're so good
queen laurel
I used to think they just came with the stick shape
rose thorn
Like this is liquorice
this is what we have int eh US
arctic talon
I'm allergic to chocolate lol
queen laurel
Like the stereotypical one
arctic talon
which is funny
crisp heath
Salted liquorice is weird to me because everything in my brain tells me it should be delicious until I put it in my mouth
rose thorn
you knwo what ele is amazing? salt water taffy
rocky gale
Can't beat Bertie bassets liquorice allsorts
arctic talon
the US has red liquorice. Which just looking at it is horrifying
rose thorn
the US has red liquorice. Which just looking at it is horrifying
ITS TERRIBLE
arctic talon
I've never had it
celest dome
Does it taste of liquorice?
crisp heath
I like it a little more than black
rocky gale
Oh
queen laurel
the US has red liquorice. Which just looking at it is horrifying
it looks like dried muscle tissue
crisp heath
The flavor is weaker and is more sweet
arctic talon
Does it taste of liquorice?
idk lol
rocky gale
Apparently Red liquorice is not made with any liquorice at all
rose thorn
Does it taste of liquorice?
okay so apparently, european liquorice is very very different form teh us one
arctic talon
Apparently Red liquorice is not made with any liquorice at all
what
rose thorn
Apparently Red liquorice is not made with any liquorice at all
sounds right
rose thorn
why the fuck is it called liquorice
beacuse its the same shape as our balck
arctic talon
That doesn't make any fucking sense
rocky gale
And isn't actually liquorice, it just looks the same as the US version of liquorice
dusk patrol
I'm allergic to chocolate lol
Elite I don’t think you’re allowed to say that anymore
celest dome
it looks like dried muscle tissue
Not really
rose thorn
queen laurel
why the fuck is it called liquorice
It's like when you call a flying snake when it's just a gliding snake
arctic talon
Elite I don’t think you’re allowed to say that anymore
huh? 
crisp heath
Yeah red liquorice is fruit flavored
celest dome
huh? <:vox:925922732342923275>
Racism joke, was somewhat funny though
queen laurel
Racism joke, was somewhat funny though
as Expected of the space marine fan
crisp heath
why the fuck is it called liquorice
It's made with the same process, but the liquorice extract is replaced with fruit extract
celest dome
Hey ! I'm not a SM fan 
arctic talon
💀
queen laurel
Hey ! I'm not a SM fan <:angymorrow:1062670568916267038>
I'm not talking about you dark God worshipping cactus
arctic talon
can we not rake each other over coals
dusk patrol
Here let me put it Ork fan terms: “Doy Unga Bunga duh booga”
celest dome
Basic American delicacy 
queen laurel
Here let me put it Ork fan terms: “Doy Unga Bunga duh booga”
Ignoring the most basic guy in the planet
what's is liquorice usually made of
arctic talon
Ignoring the most basic guy in the planet
what's is liquorice usually made of
liquorice
sugar
dusk patrol
Ignoring the most basic guy in the planet
what's is liquorice usually made of
Liquor and rice
Duh
It’s in the name
rose thorn
corn syrup subsidies strike again
how can my favorite crop do this to me
why corn , why must you ruin my country...
arctic talon
behold liquorice
rose thorn
OHH
rose thorn
that explains alot
queen laurel
Oh that's very neat
dusk patrol
Ignoring the most basic guy in the planet
what's is liquorice usually made of
But in seriousness the US version uses a cheaper alternative flavoring
rocky gale
queen laurel
But in seriousness the US version uses a cheaper alternative flavoring
Oh of course
dusk patrol
Anise oil which smells and tastes the same effectively
queen laurel
They skip a few steps
celest dome
Isn't it technically spuds ?
queen laurel
What a f****** surprise
dusk patrol
I’ve had both types, there’s not really a difference
Some are made cheaper but
They’re all pretty much the same
rocky gale
Anise and Liquorice don't taste similar at all
rose thorn
Thank you Dilara uwu
arctic talon
Yes
dusk patrol
I’ve been to Europe and tried versions made with actual liquorice made in the US and Europe
arctic talon
why would they not use slavery
rose thorn
i wasnt sure if i should say work gang or chain gang
dusk patrol
They’re very similar
storm jungle
The most automated ships are Marine ones who still got some labour-slaves but its not as much.
crisp heath
Anise and Liquorice don't taste similar at all
You have revealed genetic information
rose thorn
why would they not use slavery
i know old lore said that salves manually laod ammo intot eh ships
dusk patrol
Especially if it’s done local and not the cheaper mass produced stuff
storm jungle
i know old lore said that salves manually laod ammo intot eh ships
Thats still cannon yeah
rose thorn
PFFFF
arctic talon
i know old lore said that salves manually laod ammo intot eh ships
Thats not old lore
storm jungle
its dumb as shit but it fits the Imperium
Well it is
but like its prelavent still
rocky gale
Like we have both Aniseed products and Liquorice products, they're not similar at all. Completely different flavour profiles
storm jungle
Ye ye
arctic talon
it isn't just some old weirdness
arctic talon
storm jungle
same
green loom
it got mentioned in newer sources as well
Isn't it animated in Angels of Death
queen laurel
why would they not use slavery
Because i will run out of child soldiers to use because they keep picking food from the fields
storm jungle
Yeah it is
crisp heath
If I was in the imperium instead of a functional loading mechanism in bolters I'd genetically engineer very tiny people so they could chamber bolts by hand and live in the gun
rose thorn
also, is there a set number of known sectors or is terhe plenty of space for homebrew
storm jungle
If I was in the imperium instead of a functional loading mechanism in bolters I'...
Dreamworks movie idea...
storm jungle
also, is there a set number of known sectors or is terhe plenty of space for hom...
Nope
literally just
"anywhere"
storm jungle
The Milky Way is fucking massive
rose thorn
legit my favorite part of 40k lore
storm jungle
Same
crisp heath
Sectors just kinda get slapped wherever you want them
outer wave
If I was in the imperium instead of a functional loading mechanism in bolters I'...
This sounds like a DAoT theory on how technology worms
Works
rocky gale
Technology worms
outer wave
Technology worms
crisp heath
Technology worms
dusk patrol
You know they say the human body is more complex than any machine
arctic talon
fun fact the imperium does have auto loaders
queen laurel
The Milky Way is fucking **massive**
It's a shame a lot of people don't realize this
arctic talon
they're just only on a few ships + mechanicus ships
dusk patrol
So maybe it’s actually more advanced to use humans
arctic talon
It's a shame a lot of people don't realize this
brainrot from people not understanding space
storm jungle
also, is there a set number of known sectors or is terhe plenty of space for hom...
But basically to answer in detail, the lexi has a list of known sectors but its literally just ranging from important ones like canon planet locations in them to just ones made from throwaway sentences in codexes or novels.
40k's location homebrew core is that you can make a sector, system, planet or any sort of place anywhere in the Milky Way.
crisp heath
Like how big. 5 miles? 10 miles?
dusk patrol
We know the segmentums
rocky gale
The Lekgolo from Halo are Technology Worms
dusk patrol
There’s effectively endless sectors
storm jungle
^
dusk patrol
40k is built for homebrew
storm jungle
only the semmentums are concrete because they are just imaginary lines
arctic talon
or be like me and have your faction be an explorator fleet
Therfore I don't need a proper fucking homeworld
dusk patrol
only the semmentums are concrete because they are just imaginary lines
Well yeah Dilara all of 40k is imaginary
Smh
crisp heath
All good stories happen outside of imperial space anyway
dusk patrol
Uh huh
storm jungle
Well yeah Dilara all of 40k is imaginary
dusk patrol
rose thorn
But basically to answer in detail, the lexi has a list of *known* sectors but it...
wanted my gsc to start in a huge slave gang in a custom sector that love to smuggle motorcycles onto ship
and then ride them around in their freetime
storm jungle
Yeee thats what 40k is made for like we said so lol
dusk patrol
I have heard worse homebrew ideas
rose thorn
yesss
rose thorn
I have heard worse homebrew ideas
?
storm jungle
I have heard worse homebrew ideas
I have seen Israeli IDF coded space marine chapters
dusk patrol
At least they’re not all psykers
arctic talon
Eternal is saying they approve
dusk patrol
I swear to god every fucking homebrew of anything
outer wave
What would you guys do if GW announced an end times to 40k, while also announcing there will be a Warhammer 80k setting?
dusk patrol
“This faction but all psykers”
arctic talon
What would you guys do if GW announced an end times to 40k, while also announcin...
I think it would be them sawing their own foot off lol
queen laurel
Yeah Eternal's language tends to be quite rough
But he means well
arctic talon
considering their current trajectory
queen laurel
Mostly
rose thorn
What would you guys do if GW announced an end times to 40k, while also announcin...
wouldnt mind too much, there is some bottom of the barrel lore that needs to be cleaned up
dusk patrol
Yeah Eternal's language tends to be quite rough
But he means well
Source?
arctic talon
shadow plover
now I want fucking liquorice
shadow plover
and I've not got any
crisp heath
They won't do it but I'd actually like the Imperium to properly collapse. Maybe a good idea if they want to do a spinoff setting like the horus heresy but 10k years in the future instead of in the past.
outer wave
I think it would be them sawing their own foot off lol
I see you and Mag are on different spectrums on this
Cool cool
rose thorn
I see you and Mag are on different spectrums on this
yes
dusk patrol
now I want fucking liquorice
Fucking licorice is generally more expensive sadly
arctic talon
I see you and Mag are on different spectrums on this
From a standpoint of making money its terrible
is more so my point lol
so I think it would be incredibly stupid
shadow plover
fine I'll settle on salty licorice, it's better anyways
dusk patrol
The tears of his enemies
arctic talon
whats yoru favorite candY?
Taffy
dusk patrol
I have a better fresh idea, a lost primarch, but it’s a girl, and she’s a blank, and she has xenos friends
arctic talon
don't send me candy though
arctic talon
I don't like sugar a ton
dusk patrol
No one’s done that before
rose thorn
I don't like sugar a ton
same
storm jungle
I have a better fresh idea, a lost primarch, but it’s a girl, and she’s a blank,...
I hate how most of this checks off on that one online 40k homebrew bingo board
crisp heath
I have a better fresh idea, a lost primarch, but it’s a girl, and she’s a blank,...
This but unironically
arctic talon
I have a better fresh idea, a lost primarch, but it’s a girl, and she’s a blank,...
you forgot the part where she has massive breasts
rocky gale
Too late
dusk patrol
Can’t forget those
rocky gale
The Corn ships are already on their way
rose thorn
corn chips, the perfect food. 2 ingredients
queen laurel
please send me corn ships
Why corn chips
arctic talon
Corn ships
dusk patrol
Guys it’s progressive because I like big boobs I mean uh women empowerment
rose thorn
Why corn chips
i have a weird food phobia, its my comfort food due to literally being 2 ingredients
queen laurel
i have a weird food phobia, its my comfort food due to literally being 2 ingred...
I guess that checks out yeah
arctic talon
the best corn chips
outer wave
I have a better fresh idea, a lost primarch, but it’s a girl, and she’s a blank,...
Got a better idea: a lost primarch named Icesteel Bloodedge and he's secretly the most powerful primarch of them all, but had to be hidden away by the emperor because he's too cool and also he's got a big black katana called Spirit Reaver that he uses to KILL DAEMONS
rose thorn
the best corn chips
never seent hose
dusk patrol
Got a better idea: a lost primarch named Icesteel Bloodedge and he's secretly th...
Also, he has a katana
arctic talon
outer wave
Big Black Katana
queen laurel
they're korean
Random asian food snacks that you can find in a store taste surprisingly good most of the time
rocky gale
Uhhhh
dusk patrol
Big Black Katana
OK, so how about this very fresh new idea: two katanas
arctic talon
the US has the most boring chip flavors
outer wave
OK, so how about this very fresh new idea: two katanas
🫢 that is...... too epic.....
crisp heath
Three Katanas and he doesn't wear a shirt, take it or leave it
storm jungle
Got a better idea: a lost primarch named Icesteel Bloodedge and he's secretly th...
Theres actually a proto-primarch that was hidden away due to being too unstable and powerful
arctic talon
Where is my grilled shrimp flavored potato chips
dusk patrol
We don’t talk about that
storm jungle
Yep
outer wave
Fuck
arctic talon
we do not talk about the Angel
storm jungle
We don’t talk about that
TOO LATE
rose thorn
Theres actually a proto-primarch that was hidden away due to being too unstable ...
with 18 primarch geneseeds in it
outer wave
THEY STOLE IT FROM ME
rose thorn
lmao
crisp heath
We're discussing The Angel now later losers
rose thorn
and he wants to die
rocky gale
Do Americans have prawn cocktail crisps?
storm jungle
THEY STOLE IT FROM ME
Basically long story short jokes aside, hes just a plot-device for an Inquisition rulebook campaign from way long ago
rose thorn
Do Americans have prawn cocktail crisps?
that sounds terribel
rocky gale
They're great
rose thorn
oh
rocky gale
Especially skips
rose thorn
sorry
arctic talon
Do Americans have prawn cocktail crisps?
prolly
rose thorn
never seen it
outer wave
Basically long story short jokes aside, hes just a plot-device for an Inquisitio...
Sounds canonically ambiguous
rose thorn
we have pickle falvor
arctic talon
don't you want steak flavored chips lol
crisp heath
Do Americans have prawn cocktail crisps?
I don't know what country you're from but I'm xenophobic about it now
arctic talon
why the fuck isnt this popular in the US
storm jungle
Sounds canonically ambiguous
That book is the only place hes mentioned yep
vagrant narwhal
I have conceived a lore-friendly potential solution to "what if we had a Plague Marine Boss Fight?"
A Heretek Tech Marine, overseeing potential production of Armaments for the Meobian Chaos Guard, or a recently landed Death Guard Scout Marine.
arctic talon
you'd think the US would like weirder chip flavors
rose thorn
These are Skips
what the hel
rose thorn
you'd think the US would like weirder chip flavors
apparently salt and viniger is weird
rocky gale
They're like little prawn crackers
arctic talon
THAT ISN'T WEIRD
rocky gale
They're so good
crisp heath
Salt and vinegar is normal???
rocky gale
Yes
queen laurel
Salt and vinegar is a normal thing in food
arctic talon
I have conceived a lore-friendly potential solution to "what if we had a Plague ...
beyond the usual answer of fatshark saying no space marines. Anysort of marine would really work imo
dusk patrol
Have you never seen salt and vinegar?
queen laurel
Especially like chips and stuff
arctic talon
mfw people ask why their food tastes so good
vagrant narwhal
I have conceived a lore-friendly potential solution to "what if we had a Plague ...
While both could be Possible, the Scout Marine would be more likely to be defeated by the Rejects.
crisp heath
Salt and vinegar are my favorite chip
rocky gale
Cheese and Onion, Salted and Salt and Vinegar are like the three main crisp flavours
rose thorn
Cheese and Onion, Salted and Salt and Vinegar are like the three main crisp flav...
cheese and onion???
outer wave
That book is the only place hes mentioned yep
Bring him back in your next work
rocky gale
Yea?
proven needle
I have seen Israeli IDF coded space marine chapters
Apart from what we can assume of the player, somehow feels totally on point for 40k Imperium...
crisp heath
https://tenor.com/view/turkey-butter-insert-poultry-cooking-gif-24353904
Could be me
arctic talon
British person detected
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/turkey-butter-insert-poultry-cooking-gif-24353904
Wolf, i will roast you in an open fire
dusk patrol
People don’t realize in cooking shows when they say something needs more flavor they mean add more salt and pepper
hallow plover
Poutine chips 👀
queen laurel
Cocaine
arctic talon
every goddamn restraunt uses MSG
hallow plover
(Dont try it)
dusk patrol
Yep
vagrant narwhal
why are we talking about food in the lore channel
dusk patrol
And a little bit of crack
arctic talon
***why are we talking about food in the lore channel***
tangent from conversation about 40k food
hallow plover
Corpse starch chips
rocky gale
Cheese and Onion was literally the first flavour of Crisp
hallow plover
Back on tracks
rocky gale
and it's Irish, not British
crisp heath
I usually just put soy sauce in everything but I'm hearing a rumor it has a lot of salt
rocky gale
Never forget, the Irish invented flavoured crisps
dusk patrol
I seriously doubt we actually know the original origin of chips
arctic talon
Soy sauce has a ton of salt and MSG lol
its why it tastes good
its why your brain like it
crisp heath
Do I really come across dumb enough that didn't register as a joke
arctic talon
Corpse starch chips
ngl the imperium prolly can make normal "potato" chips
arctic talon
Do I really come across dumb enough that didn't register as a joke
no I'm just stupid
rocky gale
The first flavoured crisps were made in 1954 by Joe Spud Murphey, owner of Tayto
dusk patrol
no I'm just stupid
It can be both
queen laurel
Everyone here mostly works of the same wavelength
crisp heath
Oh that's too bad I was hoping I was airheadmaxxing
rocky gale
He developed the technique of adding season during production
queen laurel
Mostly
outer wave
ngl the imperium prolly can make normal "potato" chips
What do you think they call potato chips in the IoM?
arctic talon
Starch Crisps
outer wave
Actually pretty okay
dusk patrol
What do you think they call potato chips in the IoM?
Fried Traitors to the imperium
outer wave
Nice
arctic talon
Scrambled Embriyolks is one of the worst things I've had to read
regarding imperial food
because of how weird it sounds
crisp heath
Imperial Fast Food chain serving Traitor Tots
hallow plover
You shouldn't feed heresy-tainted food to your citizens
dusk patrol
At least there’s always Grox steaks
arctic talon
Grox sound tasty
queen laurel
Grox burgers
crisp heath
It's just a space cow
queen laurel
That's on something i want to take a bite out of
dusk patrol
Canonically they’re fucking amazing
queen laurel
It's just a space cow
Yes a very violent reptilian space cow
crisp heath
Yeah just like cows???
queen laurel
It's just a violent space reptile cattle
queen laurel
Cows are quite metal too
dusk patrol
Idk most of the ones I see seem pretty fleshy
crisp heath
My dad grew up with cattle and he talks about cows like he survived trench warfare
queen laurel
They chew on bones to get calcium and there was even one on australia chewing on a snake
rocky gale
Cows are lovely
queen laurel
They will not hesitate to eat flesh if it helps them in any way
dusk patrol
Literally me
crisp heath
Most herbivores will eat meat if the opportunity presents itself
They just aren't equipped for it to be a large part of their diet
Deer are the exception because deer will hunt anything smaller than a cat
dusk patrol
Hell I’ll eat meat and it hurts me sometimes
rose thorn
somoen gas lit me into thinking ciow girls that the imperium milks existed lmao
when i first got into 40k
queen laurel
somoen gas lit me into thinking ciow girls that the imperium milks existed lmao
Who told you
I'm planning on starting a cannibal diet
crisp heath
I mean not to be weird but
rose thorn
Who told you
some youtube channel
crisp heath
Would
dusk patrol
In today’s episode of “the writers barely disguised fetish”
rose thorn
In today’s episode of “the writers barely disguised fetish”
HAHAhahAH
queen laurel
some youtube channel
Very well time to dox someone
crisp heath
Thats not even disguised it's an advertised fetish
rose thorn
id ont remember the channel but i remmeber the titl ebeing like
'xenos species taht works with the imperium'
crisp heath
Hang on I have a relevant meme
rose thorn
and its a slide show with a guy talkiing on top lmao
queen laurel
They chew on bones to get calcium and there was even one on australia chewing on...
But yes like i said they ain't very innocent
Going to spoiler it just in case
rose thorn
But yes like i said they ain't very innocent
i lveo nature
rocky gale
Lovely cows
dusk patrol
Forbidden protein noodle
queen laurel
Now Pigs, pigs are adorable
They can be smarter than a dog too
crisp heath
I couldn't find the meme
rose thorn
i love insects <3 the best phylum in teh world
crisp heath
Now Pigs, pigs are adorable
I play too much rimworld to associate pigs with anything other than pork shortening
queen laurel
Me personally i love the great white shark
Shame media turned them into some kind of monster even though most of the time they would avoid you
rocky gale
There's an old phrase "Dogs look up to us, Cats look down on us, but Pigs greet us as equals"
outer wave
Now Pigs, pigs are adorable
Too bad they feralize within a generation of being introduced to the wild
I love pigs otherwise
dusk patrol
That’s why we have to occasionally remind them that it was man that was made in Gods image
crisp heath
I wish I was a rat
dusk patrol
That’s easy
rose thorn
I wish I was a rat
i wish i was a mantis
dusk patrol
Join the mob, then turn someone in to the feds
rose thorn
i would willingly join a genestealr cult so fast
crisp heath
i wish i was a mantis
Mantises can eat mice!!!!!
rose thorn
Mantises can eat mice!!!!!
and birds
crisp heath
😊
rose thorn
<3
arthropods are the best lifeforms, i cna tlak about eveyrthing i love about them for hours and hours
queen laurel
I say this and i will say it again this place is a gathering of some of the most specific wavelength of people
We can talk about how corn chips tastes like corn to going to animals immediately to going back to 40k almost in an instant
crisp heath
Arthropods are our ancient enemies, our fear of them is genetic. For millions of years all other life lived in fear of the armored titans, and now we only believe we have finally overtaken them, but they swarm and stir beneath our feet in untold legions, knowing we will fall and they shall again rise.
But yeah I love them
rose thorn
Arthropods are our ancient enemies, our fear of them is genetic. For millions of...
mortal combat refrence /hj
dusk patrol
We get it, you vape
rose thorn
sorry kombat
queen laurel
Arthropods are our ancient enemies, our fear of them is genetic. For millions of...
Hey they look pretty cute
When you squint a little
rose thorn
Hey they look pretty cute
HES SO CUTEE
I Lvoe HIM
dusk patrol
sorry kombat
You are banned from consulting the Eldar gods
rose thorn
AAAA
crisp heath
Giant isopod!!!!
rose thorn
YESS
crisp heath
I love isopods
rose thorn
I have a stuffed animal of one
queen laurel
Yeah they are adorable
crisp heath
I went to an aquarium once and got to pet one
crisp heath
It wasn't the real big deep sea kind but it was pretty big
rocky gale
My only stuffed animals is Blahaj
rose thorn
I went to an aquarium once and got to pet one
i pet one years ago iw anna pet one again
crisp heath
I'm a squishmallow hoarder lmao
Every Halloween I get a gothy squishmallow
I have a witch, two bone animals, and a zombie hello kitty squishmallow
crisp heath
I don't think I have a photo of all of them together and I share with the cat so I can't really hunt them all down rn
But let me dig for a pic
queen laurel
This is the only plush i am interested in
Look at him
He looks like an idiot and is his shaped like a friend
rose thorn
This is the only plush i am interested in
remember those terribel squigg dice lmao
love them
queen laurel
They look like pleasant and polite company
queen laurel
I want to eat them
The fuck
crisp heath
Yes thats bone bunny and goodbye kitty :3
crisp heath
No my mom was super into it but I was little
crisp heath
And then high school I exclusively dated girls who wore hello kitty pajama shorts so I was always around it but never saw it
rose thorn
And then high school I exclusively dated girls who wore hello kitty pajama short...
sounds like a catch...
crisp heath
Emo never dies lmao
queen laurel
You dated a hello kitty girl?
rose thorn
FR
crisp heath
You dated a hello kitty girl?
3 of them
queen laurel
You're a brave one
crisp heath
You are not permitted to speak to me until you own 3 garments from Hot Topic
lunar harness
Hey they look pretty cute
ISOPOD SPOTTED
as a kid I always loved how they rolled up into a little ball
rose thorn
AGAHGfguyaGjHGT\
rose thorn
You are not permitted to speak to me until you own 3 garments from Hot Topic
At least 4 layers of face paitn required
rose thorn
Pfff
rose thorn
Ohhhhh it's sideways
rocky gale
Dawwww
queen laurel
He looks so squishy
rose thorn
It’s very stiff
my obsession with bugs is apart of my soul
I have a jacket I put bug themed pins when I find them on
queen laurel
<:staregryn:1022085083844325376> my obsession with bugs is apart of my soul
Hey insects are neat
rose thorn
I am going to college for entomology
rose thorn
Hey insects are neat
They are amazing
crisp heath
Oh wow a lad
crisp heath
Not insects but I like whip spiders
10/10 arthropods
Amblypygi are like, the average of the sum of all other arachnids
rose thorn
Not insects but I like whip spiders
OoooOO
:3 nice
I have a collection of bug posters too
crisp heath
Mag do you read bogleech?
queen laurel
Favorite arthropod is definitely Mike Tyson
rose thorn
Mag do you read bogleech?
No :0
crisp heath
rose thorn
Favorite arthropod is definitely Mike Tyson
Mantis shrimp based
crisp heath
You have a couple decades of catching up to do then
rose thorn
You have a couple decades of catching up to do then
Catching up on homestuck I think I can manage
crisp heath
Monster reviews, insect studies, obscure horror deep dives, original fiction
rose thorn
OOOI
crisp heath
He published some of my earliest writing when I was a teen
Oh yeah he also has a homestuck parody
rose thorn
Goated…
crisp heath
I love him so much
rose thorn
I’ll try to give a read >;3
crisp heath
Catching up on homestuck I think I can manage
Where are you at so far???
rose thorn
Where are you at so far???
Act 4
crisp heath
Ooof ok well have fun, I'd recommend getting the unofficial collection because it preserved most of the secrets and Easter eggs
rose thorn
Ooof ok well have fun, I'd recommend getting the unofficial collection because i...
The unofficial collection?
crisp heath
Yeah it's basically a compilation of all the homestuck. The stuff on the official site is like, 70% of the original content
rose thorn
Where is that then?
crisp heath
This has the paradox space comics (the only important ones are Vrisky Business and the Inaugural Death of Mr. Seven), the "forbidden lore" (Andrew Hussies personal notes, got deleted because of extremely offensive content), and quite a bit of miscellany. I believe it also has a mirror of all the characters blogs like Dave's WordPress and Caliborn's deviantart
It's a lot lmao
rose thorn
Pff
crisp heath
Oh and maybe check out Mobius Trip and Hadron Kallaido, which is the homestuck rock opera prequel
rose thorn
:3 Ight, I gotta catch up on some shows and a comic one of my gfs really like
Then I’ll look into it
Oh yeah homebrew lore for my gsc, I’m starting on their history
The Hall Skitters are the largest Navis Imperalis chain gang in the Bitterclaw sector to the point they have been found in a majority of the void ships in the sector. They are well known for their innate ability to smuggle dirtcycles and wolfquads into the lower decks of ships and ride them through the halls in rare moments of free time. It is believed the Hall Skitters were the origin point of The Void Coven’s founding.
I forgot to@mention they are on ships lol
rose thorn
Within the Void Coven to be a Hall Skitter is a title of high honor and a sign of veteran status. Unlike other genestealer these Hall Skitters operate as personal task forces for high ranking members of the cult. The Jackal Alphus lead the Hall Skitters and are held on the same rank of respect as the Primus and the Magus.
keen nova
Are their anti material rifles in 40k?
arctic talon
yes
rose thorn
Are their anti material rifles in 40k?
Yes
keen nova
Are they effective against space marines?
arctic talon
arctic talon
Are they effective against space marines?
yes
celest dome
Are they effective against space marines?
Quite so
radiant lance
Space marines are overhyped/overrated
arctic talon
Most "basic" snipers of factions can deal with marines
stuff like Eldar/Tau snipers
radiant lance
A long las can kill a space marine
arctic talon
yeah that also
Anti Material rifle begins veering into overkill/body shot them territory
like you still need precision with snipers
Anti material rifles you could just hammer the marine with body shots till he dies
celest dome
Aren't AM rifles usually slower and slightly less precise than marksman rifles ?
arctic talon
yeah
but they get used by some 40k units as a normal sniper
like the bolt sniper rifle marines use
like shit like the Tau rail rifle absolutely counts as an anti material rifle as well
40k doesn't really choose to make the distinction in universe really
crystal forum
funny since the longest confirmed kills are made by anti material rifles
which i just learned that apparently the longest one was made by a ukrainian in the current war
rose thorn
beloved Jackal…
wintry scarab
Funny thing i noticed, they put the grooves in from where you insert the mag and scope part when assembling the model into space marine 2.
arctic talon
That’s pretty funny ngl
wintry scarab
Also what do you guys think the chances are we get to see/play as terminators?
arctic talon
see? 100% we've seen Ksons terminators already
storm jungle
Yeah Play is iffy
it would be a good marketing point but need to be seen if its a future addition or not
wintry scarab
Would be a cool killstreak. Or like a hero from battlefront.
outer wave
NEXT TIME ON SPACE MARINE 2: LEANDROS DISCOVERS A SPACE HULK COMING TOWARDS THE PLANET FULL OF GENESTEALERS but LUCKILY HE HAS NEW FRIENDS! THE TERMINATORS
There you go, first DLC made
wintry scarab
God, after this second trailer i really hope for this game to be good. But damn this pre order and early access thing is rubbing me the wrong way.
wintry scarab
I really like the first game. I guess it was a bit mid, but i had a really good time with it. But i did only buy it like a year ago.
arctic talon
the game is like a 6/7 out of 10
wintry scarab
So i was a bit late to the party. Nice to see that the mp was still alive
wintry scarab
6/7 and mid? Nah, id say 6/7 qualifies at least a good.
arctic talon
Ehh
green loom
90% of these games can sell you just on good presentation tbh
arctic talon
I wouldn't accept a 6/10 or 7/10 on my quiz lol
green loom
You're susceptible to it because you likes warhammer
arctic talon
at least thats my opinion on scoring stuff
anything below 6 is unacceptable and shouldn't have been made in the first place
wintry scarab
damn, harsh
green loom
Like I think Company of Heroes is overall better than all 3 Dawn of Wars but I'll still play Dawn of War over it lol
arctic talon
idk
I'm picky lol
especially when it comes to grading stuff
Dawn of War 3 is like a 5/10 to me its horrid but I can still derive some enjoyment from it
(the story isn't terrible)
wintry scarab
One last thing. Im confused about this. They say there is no "in game cash shop" but then there is cosmetic DLC? Like what does that even really mean? Are they saying they are going to do like old cod style skin packs for example?
wintry scarab
So this tweet is sort of a nothing burger
green loom
Well I mean there's still no MTX in game
And no bullshit premium currency with predatory pricing
cough
arctic talon
One last thing. Im confused about this. They say there is no "in game cash shop"...
there's no premium currency that fucks you in the ass.
but yeah the cosmetics are all gona be
"DLC"
wintry scarab
Well I mean there's still no MTX in game
But they are still going sell skins. So they could totally still just do the same thing as other games but just not with a ingames store right?
arctic talon
No
since they have to sell them through a storefront
they can't make you buy like IMPERIAL THRONES to buy the cosmetics
green loom
cough cough
arctic talon
you need to buy the "DLC" from the store page
green loom
They're doing it old school basically
Same as how SM1 did it
Except it looks like all skins will let you use their components in custom sets
wintry scarab
Ok, i get you but they could still pull a £40 bundle move on you in theory. So no bs premium currency but the pricing and bundle system could still fuck us hard in the end.
arctic talon
I still think the "there isn't any micro transactions" thing is fucking stupid
arctic talon
Ok, i get you but they could still pull a £40 bundle move on you in theory. So n...
ye
The Ultramarine Initiate bundle that costs 20$ USD
or something
and there's an exclusive item inside it
wintry scarab
and there's an *exclusive item inside it*
So fucking annoying. Makes me not want to preorder even more.
arctic talon
Tbf I'm just using it as an example
I don't care too much about paid cosmetics in most games
arctic talon
unless the free ones are just blatently dogshit on purpose
green loom
There looks to be substantial cosmetics in the base game anyway
arctic talon
no this does not include darktide because I find the paid ones to look dogshit most of the time
the only free cosmetics I don't like are the ogryn's final tier ones from launch
green loom
I didn't like the Veteran Launch sets
wintry scarab
God. Darkdide store. I hate it so. Went from being one of the more fair ones to becoming this shitshow we have now. Im so mad about it.
green loom
I love the new ones
wintry scarab
anyways I expect the DLC for space marine 2 to look like this
cant wait...
I mean again. If its like £5 per armour set im totally fine with it. But if they pull a £20 per skin im gonna be sad
wintry scarab
And space marines. I like space marines 🙂
rocky gale
anyways I expect the DLC for space marine 2 to look like this
Na more like
wintry scarab
Also sry for not shutting up about this game but the top one is "armour sets" while the bottom is "custom armour sets". You think its like loadouts for the custom ones or are the "armour sets" ones that you cant change?
arctic talon
Custom armour is the customizable ones
armour sets imo are the ones that you get as a "set"
you can use the stuff from the set to customize your own
storm jungle
This game is also like extremely ambitious in some areas
i hope it pays off but ill expect nothing to hopefully be surprised lol
outer wave
Only thing is that Im sure we'll never hear the end of it from people in this server
plush mason
so is the actual state of Terra just not known in the wider imperium?
the place sounds like a hivecity from hell
storm jungle
so is the actual state of Terra just not known in the wider imperium?
Uh it generally is and isn't
Some people expect it to be like a literal paradise world but can get whelmed when they see its literally coruscant but grimdark
shitty hive cities all around
the more brainwashed (aka like 90% of the Imperium) meanwhile dont mind that it is such a thing
plush mason
well yeah most of them live in hives themselves
Terra is just the greatest hive world, in all the expected ways
storm jungle
Yeah pretty much
plush mason
wow, the carrion throne paints a really really grim picture of Terra, its nothing but a man-made black hole eatting the imperium from within
dusk patrol
Yeah that’s most depictions
Watchers and the Vaults of Terra books just give us direct on the ground stuff
But that’s always been it’s lore
storm jungle
yeah before the books you dont see it as upclose
plush mason
yeah i just never really thought about it
also i had no idea the imperial tithe was only 15%
i was expecting like 40% or something
twilit musk
even more understandable when the knee jerk overreaction from the imperium lays waste to systems because they don’t want to pay
leading officials in the imperium haven’t been able to get it through to planet governors heads that the tithe is, at most, the only thing keeping this shitshow stagnant
no tithe then you can join the warp like they would anyway
storm jungle
^
storm jungle
also i had no idea the imperial tithe was only 15%
Also the books say it best
Terra produces nothing. It simply consumes.
arctic talon
so is the actual state of Terra just not known in the wider imperium?
People in a hive city assume it’s less shit then their hive world generally
Since terra is known to be a hive world
Lol
It’s just the most holy planet as well
plush mason
People in a hive city assume it’s less shit then their hive world generally
whats funny is it sounds to be worse
plush mason
at least the people on necromunda arent grey skinned, well most of them anyway
arctic talon
its worse than Munda imo
I’m talking in terms of violence
In terms of actual awfulness nothing beats terra
storm jungle
well yeah in Munda the gang violence is literally encoruaged
arctic talon
Terra is the crown jewel
Terra just has enough people
There’s that much gang violence lol
storm jungle
one of the opening text crawls for the codexes for Munda has the announcer congradulating people for gang violence
its fucking funny
arctic talon
Yeah munda is special
dusk patrol
plush mason
one of the opening text crawls for the codexes for Munda has the announcer congr...
just like nightcity radio kekw
having a damn lottery for body counts
storm jungle
also yeah like
arctic talon
Same applies to maelstrom lol
storm jungle
Necromunda is the only planet in 40k with so much fleshed out lore
dusk patrol
Don’t wanna die, don’t be a choom
arctic talon
*gonk
dusk patrol
Such a choom thing to say
storm jungle
My favorite thing with Night City is the easiest option is to just leave the city.
but people just dont, because various reasons
storm jungle
love my depressing reality
dusk patrol
Just gotta find your ridiculously hot nomad GF who spends her time bending over her car in super tight jeans
Then have APC sex with her
plush mason
if you pick street V you actually did leave for a few years, couldnt adjust to rules so you come back
dusk patrol
Easy clap
storm jungle
PANAM MY BELOVED
storm jungle
if you pick street V you actually did leave for a few years, couldnt adjust to r...
Also basically this ye
Night City's entire thing is that its basically a vortex of misery
dusk patrol
Street V worst V
plush mason
agreed
arctic talon
And has the worst dialogue options
Nomads also isn’t great dialogue wise
But the intro is sick + you and Jackie have a reason to be criends
dusk patrol
Corpo is clearly the best but yeah
arctic talon
Corpo clearly has had the most time put in lol
dusk patrol
Nomad at least you get into Panems Pantems easier
plush mason
But the intro is sick + you and Jackie have a reason to be criends
you smuggle a fucking iguana. honestly says a lot about the world of cyberpunk
arctic talon
you smuggle a fucking iguana. honestly says a lot about the world of cyberpunk
It’s an expensive pet
storm jungle
poor little bastard
arctic talon
Either way imo Corpo V > nomad V > not picking any background specific dialogue > streetkid V
Streetkid V is just
plush mason
poor little bastard
doesnt Jackie keep him?
arctic talon
I also lived here in night city
dusk patrol
Damn I gotta do another play through
plush mason
hm iirc there is an iguana in his garage
plush mason
nah thats the empty tank
iirc all 3 of the things Jackie is involved with at the start all happen to him just at different stages, so your origin determines when you become his friend
dusk patrol
People tell me, Judy is the better female option, she’s not as bitchy, she’s smarter, shes nicer, she’s not as toxic
plush mason
nomad is the earliest
dusk patrol
But Panem doesn’t make me do a stupid diving mission and we get to have APC sex
Also she looks like Panem
It doesn’t even make any sense none of the other nomads are that hot where did those genes come from
dusk patrol
Its funny cause objectively she’s really annoying
storm jungle
YEP
storm jungle
I dont think ive cringed as hard as ive in a game when she rejected me when I asked if she wanted to bang lol
its so fucking realistic i legit caved into my chair
storm jungle
Especially in her line of work
dusk patrol
It’s like the whole, a man has to pick between two women, he takes them both out to dinner, one has a long thoughtful conversation, the other makes him laugh, one they go have a romantic late night swim, the other they watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch. But he has to decide.
Then after much deliberation he picks the one with the bigger boobs.
arctic talon
I don’t really have anything good or bad to say other then my god it’s awkward
If you reject him lol
storm jungle
It’s like the whole, a man has to pick between two women, he takes them both out...
Fuck me this is accurate
also yeah like
they handled rejections REALLY well
like i said i legit cringe when it happens, its about as bad as IRL ones lmao
the awkwardness especially is EURGHHH
dusk patrol
Dude I remember I was watching this one female streamer who loved Kerry and she finally gets to the part where he rejects you if your a girl
And it was so great
dusk patrol
She was not into River
storm jungle
but also alas just sometimes what it is
green loom
like i said i legit cringe when it happens, its about as bad as IRL ones lmao
Wouldn't know 😎
dusk patrol
Kerry has that issue too though with the romance side plot
The real romance option are the fake K-pop girls
storm jungle
Yeah it deffo could be worse, its a bit eh but I dont mind it too much. Its not like BG3 where everyone wants to jump on your crotch
dusk patrol
Yeah
dusk patrol
I appreciate they feel like people and it’s actually difficult to romance them without trying
storm jungle
F u c k
storm jungle
I appreciate they feel like people and it’s actually difficult to romance them w...
This yep
dusk patrol
Dude I just didn’t wanna be mean to Gale
storm jungle
its why when they reject you it jabs hard
green loom
Dragon born aren't the only horny ones
storm jungle
GET OUT
dusk patrol
And then he’s like “oh you want this magical atom bomb dick?”
arctic talon
I wish the dark urge was a companion
Mostly since I think the interactions would be fucking hilarious
dusk patrol
But we sat together one time
storm jungle
Ah yes such romantic progress 💀
green loom
**GET OUT**
Never
storm jungle
me reaching for my taser whenever Halsin shows up
dusk patrol
Fucker locked me out of Karelth
storm jungle
LMAO
arctic talon
Oof
dusk patrol
And then shadow heart bugged the option
green loom
Redeemed shadowheart is worth it because she's a crazed cat lady(and adopts an owlbear)
dusk patrol
So I was left maidenless
Which the skeleton dude made sure to tell me whenever he could
dusk patrol
Mfw the god of death is saying “No bitches?”
“Do you realize how easy all these guys are to fuck?”
arctic talon
Mfw a god tells me I have 0 game
dusk patrol
“Literally talk to them twice and they’ll be dtf”
green loom
"no I don't want to see your "rigour mortis""
dusk patrol
Withers roasting the three minor death gods after the game is over is hilarious too
“You dunces, that wouldn’t have counted for you!”
“Learn to kill people properly!”
green loom
God Gale shitting on Raphael is also funny
dusk patrol
That whole sequence is great
Kinda sad it’s the hardest fight
But very high effort
Especially for optional content
“Optional”
It’s like when the DM is like “oh teehee that magical item perfect for your build is in that cave, probably. But I mean you don’t have to go in there”
green loom
Thorough DM vibes
dusk patrol
“Did you prepare a whole song for thi-“
“I may have recorded a song for it if you go in there yes.”
It did feel funny how it we were able to just kill him lol
I kept trying to not kill Hopes sister cause there’s special dialogue if you don’t iirc but it’s absurdly hard to do.
rose thorn
hellos what did i miss
queen laurel
It’s like when the DM is like “oh teehee that magical item perfect for your buil...
Fuck that hell mansion for the helldusk armour
It's absolutely brutal
But at least thank goodness the rewards are worth it
But of course you can also do the cheese
dusk patrol
I do appreciate that it’s at least worthwhile
queen laurel
I do appreciate that it’s at least worthwhile
Yeah actually getting and putting effort in to getting the legendaries is worth it
Giant slayer my beloved
celest dome
The duelist sword though
slow roost
Hot take, perhaps a spicy one:
The Skaven should be in 40k.
arctic talon
Hot take, perhaps a spicy one:
The Skaven should be in 40k.
The imperium and orks already fulfill the skavens roles
Ironically
Also not a hot take tbh
A lot of people want space rats
spring cairn
slot's taken
from a gameplay perspective and less but still from a lore perspective
arctic talon
From a gameplay perspective incredibly unstable guns is fulfilled by orks
dusk patrol
Also they’d be completely different
crisp heath
So adric finally made a warhammer fantasy video and seeing the avatars they use, I thought TK was coming out and blossoming into a beautiful young woman
arctic talon
Yeah that also
spring cairn
ah yeah, true i always forget that aspect of skavens, because it's not in tww
dusk patrol
It’s not the same kind setting
crisp heath
That gobbo got hips
arctic talon
So adric finally made a warhammer fantasy video and seeing the avatars they use,...
Huh
arctic talon
ah yeah, true i always forget that aspect of skavens, because it's not in tww
TWW is cheating you can’t kill half your own army with a misfire smh
crisp heath
Huh
All their new avatars look like women
Like TK's literally has a snatched waist and hips wider than most rivers
arctic talon
The skaven I’m not sure how GW could make eviler
Because they’re pretty fucking bad
spring cairn
they can't get worse
arctic talon
They can but I don’t want that to be explicitly stated in warhammer
spring cairn
they're even evil to other skavens and they all want to murder each others
crisp heath
The tyranids are space skaven
arctic talon
Yeah because they’re the great horned rats gift to existence
crisp heath
Endless horde using a completely different type of tech from all other factions with 0 moral redeeming qualities
Nids are space rats
arctic talon
“Tech”
spring cairn
They can but I don’t want that to be explicitly stated in warhammer
look up the role of a female skaven
cool stuff
arctic talon
look up the role of a female skaven
I know
I’m talking about going further
With that
It’s already really gross
spring cairn
yeah but it's already p far, it's just that they only do it to their own
arctic talon
I don’t want to talk about this topic anymore
crisp heath
Are skaven edible
spring cairn
yes
outer wave
Yep
You can talk to the ogres about that one
They consider them to be very stringy though
spring cairn
they're just large somewhat humanoid sentient rats
if you can eat a rat
you can eat a skaven
just mind the diseases
crisp heath
Yeah but they're diseased creatures of chaos (extra diseased for plague rats)