40k-lore-chat

[green loom]

Dunno

Announcer dude just dropped that they'll be playable

[winter vessel]

I notice one of them seems to wear the Mark X phobos armor, I only say because their right pauldron is smaller than the left and it looked more streamlined compared to the other two.

[green loom]

One of them is in Gravis too

It also seems like there will be multiple characters in the campaign

Since you'll be able to play as Captain Talasa

(Titus' boss)

[winter vessel]

sweet, I can play as a Reiver

[green loom]

Ah hell yeah look who's back

[queen laurel]

She's the person who cares for her soldiers right

[tough haven]

I also hope for it to be more randomized in missions so it has replayability

[queen laurel]

I think

[green loom]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

yeah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561229852967960599/1243243693750878288/image.png?ex=6650c46a&is=664f72ea&hm=e1de0224f99cdba31b909169b5fea2494ab9be10f033148c058069089623ee35&

Videx is back lmao

[queen laurel]

I remember that

[arctic talon]

she might be a full on priest now in this game

[queen laurel]

God damn it just when i thought i finally didn't see that bald head

[arctic talon]

regarding Kehpra

[celest dome]

Already was, Sub Dominus

[arctic talon]

she was explictly a skitarii elevated up to that. She was still referred to as a skitarii

she wasn't an actual priest

[spring cairn]

sm2's looking good in those trailers

still on the fence about it tho

[winter vessel]

It'll probably be my only biggest buy this year for games

[green loom]

Oh damn

They're not disappointing on the customization front

[spring cairn]

lot's of the cool shit is in prenium versions tho

[crystal forum]

can you basically wear mk 3 armour

[spring cairn]

i hope there's a balance between the paid stuff and the in game

[crystal forum]

thank the emp i got a brand spanking new PC

i can play max settings

[storm jungle]

lmao "3 days early"

how about you eat my donglitz

[winter vessel]

boingloings

[dusk patrol]

THIS MATCH IS A THREE WAY STREET FIGHT

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/bardin-vermintide-swag-video-game-ricardo-milos-gif-601641857426303411

[celest dome]

10 dollar per day

[dusk patrol]

Tbh I’ll take a 40 dollar single player game

[storm jungle]

well yeah im talking about the lower prices

YOU MOTHERFUCKING

DING DONG

[dusk patrol]

Well yeah but goofs buy it early so we get a 20 dollar discount

[storm jungle]

bastard

also do love that when you destroy Rubrics they burst into cocaine

[dusk patrol]

Curious if the MP/Horde mode will be any good

[storm jungle]

Probably passable

i reckon they put most hands onto singleplayer

[dusk patrol]

Enough to satisfy me

[winter vessel]

looking forward to the arsenal we get to use

[spring cairn]

i expect little tbh

[storm jungle]

spoken like my dad

[spring cairn]

so if it truns out peak

[dusk patrol]

I don’t need much tbh

[spring cairn]

i'll be actually happy

[dusk patrol]

Especially if I can make my dude an Iron Hand lol

[storm jungle]

You make your dude an Iron Hand
Devs forgot making their hands bionic

[gray umbra]

Iron hands

Fleshy grippers

[dusk patrol]

Tbh with the customization they’ve shown I do expect they’ll have that

[storm jungle]

Robert Downy Junior Hands...

[winter vessel]

It's a shame Mark Strong isn't returning to Voice act Titus, I liked him in the first game

[dusk patrol]

Sombrraaaaa

[storm jungle]

yeah like

no offense

[dusk patrol]

Take off your shoes

[storm jungle]

Titus' VA in this so bad

[dusk patrol]

I wanna see those grippers

[storm jungle]

the moment the marine next to him speaks

you can see the acting range

lmao

[arctic talon]

Titus's new VA

fucking blows

[storm jungle]

Like hes not even good is my issue, i dont mind a voice actor swap

also Mark Strong was just gigachad as fuck

[arctic talon]

They already sound worse compared to the other VAs we've heard

is the issue lol

[dusk patrol]

Yeah we’ll see how he is through the game but it’s not great sadly

[storm jungle]

LOL

[arctic talon]

maybe they'll sound better in other scenes

[storm jungle]

yeah heres hoping

when your sidekicks outdo you in VA department you know its not great

lmao

[winter vessel]

yeah. It'll never compare to the delivery at the end of Space Marine. " I. AM NO HERETIC!"

[spring cairn]

i'll make a mod to have a mute protag like back in the days

[storm jungle]

sick shit

[dusk patrol]

So it does seem they’re going hard for whatever the MP is

We’ll see how it ends up

Also…..

if only there was in universe terms

[storm jungle]

it makes sense

like

this game is 80% marketing

[dusk patrol]

for these things

[storm jungle]

also LMAO

[dusk patrol]

I get it cause you don’t wanna confuse people but

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-cmon-man-us-president-candidate-gif-16967331

[storm jungle]

honestly better call imo, Primaris names are braindead-tier

[dusk patrol]

Heavy marine? What’s that?

[storm jungle]

Im gonna Eliminecessor your Legcessors

[dusk patrol]

Devastator is all I know

[winter vessel]

alright, Vanguard less go.

[spring cairn]

everytime i read bulwark i just hear the darktide character's voice calling out a tagged bulwark

[storm jungle]

LMAO

im glad im not alone on this

[spring cairn]

and for some reasons, it's the savant psyker

and i don't even have one

[storm jungle]

i was watching Xmen 97 last week and whenever someone mentions "mutant" my brain is just going:

"HUARGHHHHHHH-"

[dusk patrol]

God if they let us pick the chapter for the marine it’s gonna look so funny in MP

[storm jungle]

what are they

some kind of

Suicide Squad?

[winter vessel]

play the story dressed as a lamenter

[dusk patrol]

That’s why I just do Deathwatch

[winter vessel]

no one is surviving

[storm jungle]

god if the Chapter you picked did like some "team perks" or something that would be great, if someone is running a Lamenter you just end up dying to the dumbest shit 💀

almost like Halo Skulls

[green loom]

AAAAAAAAAA

[winter vessel]

when your press equip, there's a prompt that says "are you absolutely sure?"

[dusk patrol]

Lamenter chapter perk is it brings up the screen and you choose a better chapter

[storm jungle]

Join as Lamenter

Gets votekicked

lore accurate

[vagrant narwhal]

Potential Canon for the 4 Combat Stimms
Green: Caffeine and/or Antibiotics
Red: Steroids
Blue: Meth and/or Adrenaline
Yellow: Adderall/Ritalin.

[winter vessel]

I doubt the Crimson Fists will make the cut for appearance customization.

[dusk patrol]

False

[winter vessel]

shame

[dusk patrol]

They’re all meth

Just different food colorings

[dusk patrol]

Tbh I expect them to

It’s so easy to do a ton of chapters

For most it’s literally just a palate swap and the emblem change

And some which are a little spicer you add some extra customization or sell it as cosmetics

[storm jungle]

They deffo will, Crimson Fists are very famous

they are like uh

really a mid-tier chapter but they arent by no means unknown

the more Chapters they can slam in the more marketing you also get

[dusk patrol]

They don’t deserve it but they are

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[dusk patrol]

They’re one of the original

[dusk patrol]

Hey their gimmick is literally “we do last stands a lot and also kill Orks”

Great look, lame execution

[storm jungle]

And your gimmick is "we got iron hands and hate flesh"

[dusk patrol]

Yes and that’s cool

[storm jungle]

so how about you shut the FU-

[storm jungle]

you aint no Doctor Claw homie

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-robot-mafia-mafia-clamps-gangsters-gif-3814055

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-bender-bite-mad-gif-5319793

[winter vessel]

hmm, there's hope. Also i just had ideas for those "team perks" based on chapter choosing. Ultramarines can be called like "Macragge's Honor", Salamander's is like "Embers of Salvation"...but for the Lamenters it's just titled "Bitch"

[dusk patrol]

I don’t know if they’ll do that

But I fully expect most major chapters to be doable

The original game had a good amount already and it’s so easy to do

At least on a basic color palette level

As for chapter specific bling and stuff, who knows for that

I expect some stuff for Black Templar, Deathwatch and the other big four but other than that idk

Maybe as dlc or micro transactions eventually if it really is that good and takes off

[storm jungle]

Yeah i was mostly joking with team perks thing

the Chapter you choose is very much gonna be cosmetic

if it was like a bigger studio they deffo would go to the effort of giving them unique voice lines/battle-cries prob but like budget lol

[dusk patrol]

There’s not a lack of different Mks and gear they can do as cosmetic rollouts

[storm jungle]

Yeee like i legit do not doubt they'll do more cosmetic DLCs in the future

[dusk patrol]

Beakies or riot

[winter vessel]

Da beakies ,yes

I’m really hoping we’ll get to fight more variants of the ‘nids

[storm jungle]

We prob will but hard to tell

they barely showed most in the first 3 trailers 💀

this latest one is the most insight we got

[gray umbra]

I want the vanguard armor so baaad

The skinny jeans of power armor

[winter vessel]

It’s gonna be so gross if a Tervigon shows up in the game

[dusk patrol]

Yeah I imagine it won’t be hard to make most chapters and CSM Warbands

Customization seems very extensive

[crystal forum]

where's gravis

[storm jungle]

Under your bed

[crystal forum]

thanks mom

[winter vessel]

Ah yes, as you can see, the Stinky boy is the furthest away cause he’s a slow greaseball.

[soft thunder]

nah

[dusk patrol]

In the locker terminator armor shoved it into

[crystal forum]

terminator armour can suck my nards

[green loom]

Buying this fr fr

[crystal forum]

can you imagine a space marine using a gamer chair

[winter vessel]

We sit for Macragge

[wraith quartz]

Good day fellow "loyalists"... I mean "zealots"... I mean fellow brethren of humanity, it is I "loyal servant jy65-14", have come to give you a wonderful announcement!!

[storm jungle]

[winter vessel]

You look like your ready to go back to buy more bags instead

[crystal forum]

i don't know inquisitor, this guy's been acting pretty sussy lately

[wraith quartz]

Why thank you for the compliment "fanatic"... I mean "Disciple". But the news I've come to announce, is that I'm taking my part to "help" the Imperium, and join the grand vestige of the Astrum Militarum!

But given how vast the Militarum Guard is; I only hope there's some articulate scriers than can answer my questions..

[storm jungle]

Fire away

[winter vessel]

whips out an atlas lets go

[wraith quartz]

So the first firing piece....
When the guard was formed, was it during the beginning era of the Imperium or at the beginning of the dark era??

[arctic talon]

Imperial Guard was formed after the heresy when the imperial army and navy got split in two

[wraith quartz]

Hmmmm

So there's like three branches in the Astrum Militarum.

[wraith quartz]

Like: Navy, Marines, Air Force, and National Guard...

[dusk patrol]

It’s gaming time boys

[winter vessel]

No, it’s just the Imperial Guard. You have multiple regiments that hail from different planets, some of which wage specialized styles of warfare. But the Militarum is one faction

[wraith quartz]

Mmmmh

From what I briefly know of, the Militarum is a "Jack of all trades" in regards to Lore and table top pieces...

Given the whole multiple sub-branches..

Mmm, right...
Anyway, how does the chain of command work in the Militarum??

[storm jungle]

Uh hold on

[celest dome]

@green loom
Synopsis from the steam page:

After millennia of slumber, Vargard Nefershah mobilises her dynasty’s legions to annihilate the Adeptus Mechanicus interlopers who unknowingly settled upon her world. Across the galaxy, Magos Dominus Faustinius is summoned to bring his hard-won expertise to bear and ensure the Necrons do not succeed. The conflict soon becomes a crucible of unanticipated significance, drawing to it external actors stranger and more deadly still.

Two playable factions, two narrative campaigns, two highly unique play-styles and one important choice – who will you lead to victory in this arcane technological war of cold metal hatred?

[storm jungle]

Militarum is the skull with wings on the right area

[snow fern]

wtf is a white shield

[storm jungle]

Cadian child soldiers

[snow fern]

oh

[storm jungle]

KEK

[arctic talon]

Child soldier

[celest dome]

Unpaid internship Guard

[storm jungle]

@wraith quartz Keep in mind not EVERY guard regiment has this layout but they follow it roughly more or less.

[winter vessel]

Basically when you play soldier like a kid. Except this time it’s real and non negotiable

[snow fern]

fortress worlds are something

[arctic talon]

GW should bring whiteshields back

So I can tell 180 children to go run in and die

On the tabletop

[spring cairn]

skavenslaves vibe

[wraith quartz]

Hmmm

[winter vessel]

“You see that guy? Go give him a hug.” pulls pin of a grenade behind a white shield

[arctic talon]

300 conscript guard list in question

White shields being objectively better then conscripts was so funny

[spring cairn]

everyday i pray for the well being of total war 40k

[arctic talon]

They shot better and they could follow orders without an additional roll

[storm jungle]

GW should bring back the suicide bomber units

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

will go great with today's political climate

KEK

[arctic talon]

Whiteshields were around recently

Is more so my joke lol

They were in 9e

[storm jungle]

lmao I know but explosions

[arctic talon]

Human-bomb

My favorite GW mini/j

[storm jungle]

SUICIDE IS BADASS

[wraith quartz]

So why did the army and the navy split apart from each other??

[storm jungle]

Basically uh

during 30k the entire issue was they were so connected

[arctic talon]

why the fuck is Videx built like this

[storm jungle]

that when they turn traitor

[spring cairn]

i'm sure players of the time painted them in very cool and not awful ways

[storm jungle]

you get MASSIVE armies loyal to horus

[arctic talon]

I thought he was a fucking scrawny old man of a tech priest

[storm jungle]

The entire post 30k deal is that the Imperium mini-seperated all its branches into be more expansive things so that if one element goes rogue it can be eliminated swiftly

obviously this is not a great plan at all but thats the point, its dumb but mostly works

[wraith quartz]

Ah

[storm jungle]

but also increases the chance of now even MORE traitor elements which works with the Imperium being stupid lol

[wraith quartz]

Well that seems counter intuitive...

[storm jungle]

Yep like i said thats the point lol

[green loom]

Welcome to warhammer

[wraith quartz]

Ok in terms of warefare

[spring cairn]

if there wasn't big misplays it would be boring

[wraith quartz]

In both Table Top and Lore, how does the Militarum operate in regards to let's say Ork waaaaaargh brigade?

[storm jungle]

The answer is Yes.

The Imperial Guard gets its regiments from any sort of planet that apply usually their culture into the way they do warfare. This is both an in-universe reason but also to allow you the player to be more free with homebrew abilities.

Its how you can have russian hussars fighting dark elves onboard a massive space station wreckage falling to orbit or 80's action movie vietnam veterans tussling it with doom daemons on a snowridden hellscape

Any way they would fight against orks is different

the general "consensus" is fight back hard enough and hope you can beat them and use a shit ton of artillery + burn their spores

[winter vessel]

Munitions…lots of munitions.

[storm jungle]

Or it can awfully backfire since orks realise you are fighting hard and that means this is a good fight thus attract more orks

[arctic talon]

ork Waaaaaaagh's do not function properly lol

[wraith quartz]

What would be the best regiments against the Orks?

[arctic talon]

You got the warboss and then Nobs

[spring cairn]

nothing a earth shattering artillery barrage can't fix, orks are quite fond of blobbing up

it's just how long can you keep the barrages going

[storm jungle]

Armageddon Steel Legion

[queen laurel]

It depends because Orks are quite unpredictable

They can go from being dumb idiots to next thing you know being smarter than your commander

[arctic talon]

Armageddon steel legion

has a lot of fucking practice lol

[snow fern]

In the name of Yarrick!!!

[queen laurel]

Yeah they would be experts

[spring cairn]

armageddon peak legion

[queen laurel]

At this point

[arctic talon]

but Armageddon is currently dealing with a case of half the planet is a fucking daemon planet

and there's still Orks on it

[snow fern]

Damnit Khorne

[gray umbra]

Just send in sly marbo

[storm jungle]

Yeah Armageddon is the most experienced due to Orks being mythically attracted to the planet itself, this is said in a book too

like they NEED to invade Armageddon

[queen laurel]

It has gotten so bad that the Orks literally work with humans

[gray umbra]

The plot demands it

[wraith quartz]

Side note: what's your favorite Militarum faction and tell me a little bit about 'em

[spring cairn]

demons do be bringing people together

[arctic talon]

Athonian tunnelrats, they are very good at hive city warfare

[winter vessel]

Armageddon is basically the equivalent of a Planet wide Pub Brawl for Orks

[queen laurel]

The athonian tunnel rats

Experts in urban warfare

[arctic talon]

Oh also they look like chaos cultists as well

[arctic talon]

Jinx

[spring cairn]

they really don't look loyal

[queen laurel]

I cast testicular tortion

[gray umbra]

I think the ig as a concept is cool

I guess specifically the tanith?

Camocloaks are cool af

[arctic talon]

They do look at the loyalist scripture they wear

[spring cairn]

my favourite regiment is probably the elysian because what's cooler than space-paratroopers

[arctic talon]

They’re clearly glorious loyalists

[storm jungle]

Cadians because i got basic tastes and i love em basic

[gray umbra]

Cigar chompin mfers

[queen laurel]

Says the Mod that would grab astarion and push him to bed

[storm jungle]

[spring cairn]

and the vostroyan are very nice aswell

all the artwork goes hard

[wraith quartz]

Second side note: what was the first or oldest Militarum regiment to be founded

[storm jungle]

We... dont know i dont think?

[spring cairn]

i have a very bad case of i love every regiments

[gray umbra]

The solar auxilia

[storm jungle]

Oh right lol

[spring cairn]

so cool...

[storm jungle]

Solar Auxilia more like

Not-so-Solar-Anymore-post-30k Auxilia

[queen laurel]

Are they dead

Or something

[storm jungle]

Nah just dissolved

we dont know the details atm

it will prob get covered in the Scouring series for 30k

[gray umbra]

Speaking of 30k humies

Does the imperium still do geno troopers

[still spruce]

What does 40k mean in the 40k world

[gray umbra]

I guess the cadians are basically the same thing

[spring cairn]

because there's 40 thousand hammers

[queen laurel]

So they used to be the most elite human force right so what took their place

[storm jungle]

If this is a serious question:

• 40k years into the future

If this isn't a serious question, what Lambda said

🔨

[still spruce]

It was a serious question but I will tell my girlfriend it was 40k hammers

[storm jungle]

NOOO-

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

we lost another one lads

[queen laurel]

Welp

[spring cairn]

don't forget to say that horus stole 20 thousand hammers during the heresy

[tough haven]

There’s probably that many in the galaxy

[arctic talon]

theres way more

because Orks lol

Tankhamma

[wraith quartz]

Ok, given how vast the Militarum is, there's gotta be some faction that keeps them in check...

[storm jungle]

COMMISSARS

[wraith quartz]

Like an MP faction

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/commissar-shootas-blood-and-teef-guardsmen-warhammer40k-astra-militarum-gif-25038078

thats who you are looking for

[gray umbra]

Commisars and i think the administratum?

[tough haven]

Horus Heresy when I hit him with the legendary War Hammer, the 40,000th hammer crafted

[tough haven]

The inquisition ig

[arctic talon]

Comissars are MP pretty much

in a sense

[tough haven]

If only tankbustas were good

[wraith quartz]

So the commissars' resides mostly with the administratum, and get summoned to keep a Militarum regiment in check or is it a little bit more to it...

[gray umbra]

The administratum sometimes assigns a regiment to a paradise world accidentally

[tough haven]

Almost every deployment has at least 1 commissar

To make sure there’s no heresy, cowardice etc

May be more than 1 depending on the size and regiment in question

Chem dogs have a lot

They’re always with their regiment usually

[wraith quartz]

Ah

[storm jungle]

Basically the Administratum is THE head administration department regarding logistics, they work closely with the Adeptus Munitorum (munitions) to get the guard what they need.

Commissars are trained in seperate branches called Schola Progenium where you are basically in a fascist boarding school, if you act zealous enough you got the chance of ending up as a commissar.

They are basically non-regimental personnel who got no tie to the regiment's culture or home but if they are charismatic enough can be accepted to be actually one of them, or just remain far away and act in tandem to something like a napeoleonic era officer, threatening penalties or executing trouble makers. They are mainly political officers there to ensure morale is kept and sometimes can have mini-commissr aides who are training under them.

[wraith quartz]

Hmmm, mmmmh

[tough haven]

Commissars also have the right to execute members of the command structure right? If they are found wanting or heretical?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

Yep with sufficient evidence

[arctic talon]

but that usually doesn't happen

emphesis on usually

[wraith quartz]

Wait, what do you mean by "wanting"

[tough haven]

They mostly exist outside the structure, correct

[storm jungle]

If they do it outright it might get them in trouble or be passed under the table if you are a good commissar and they just take your word for it.

[arctic talon]

MS.RAINE

[arctic talon]

Unwilling to make a hard decision

[tough haven]

Not performing well enough or are inept

[storm jungle]

"found wanting" is basically means you are found lacking in skill etc

[arctic talon]

^

[queen laurel]

Shame the administratum has keep track of things so much it's fucking garbage

[wraith quartz]

Ooh

[arctic talon]

could be you don't want to go into a meat grinder lol

too bad

[storm jungle]

Yeah that

Commissars range from good commanders to just awful assholes

who dont tend to last long

[tough haven]

Usually get beaten to death by their regiment

[arctic talon]

wdym

it was an ork sniper

[tough haven]

Looking at you catachan

[storm jungle]

Cant believe they finally do that joke in Fall of Cadia

[winter vessel]

Then you got Cain, who’s just the 40k embodiment of Jack Sparrow in the Guard

[tough haven]

They exist! The occasional grot with a rifle or lucky dakka fan

[arctic talon]

No technically, not the original ones. As an organization yes

[queen laurel]

For wounds inflicted by an ork sniper they sure do look like they got beaten to death with a blunt object

[tough haven]

The ork sniper got up close

[storm jungle]

Kommando orks also got snipers with their latest kill-team update

[storm jungle]

YEP

also sniper > machinegun with scope

[arctic talon]

I love the fucking tracers lol

[tough haven]

See, totally plausible

[queen laurel]

A belt feed sniper rifle

[arctic talon]

The kommando snipa is more like someone with a machine gun

[tough haven]

I mean orks would do that,

[arctic talon]

But he’s accurate for an ork

[spring cairn]

he has a big goofy cartoon ironsight and a scope

[tough haven]

Pretty much

[arctic talon]

He hits on 3’s when “aiming”

[wraith quartz]

Which regiment would have the most consistent unit mortality rate?

[queen laurel]

Yeah Orks need their guns bare minimum to be semi automatic

[arctic talon]

And 4’s when not

[spring cairn]

that guy's hitting his shot twice as accurate

[arctic talon]

DKOK lol

[winter vessel]

“Sniping’s a good job you Git”

[storm jungle]

Death Korps of Krieg

[wraith quartz]

Wah?

[arctic talon]

They are

Death korps of krieg

[spring cairn]

wouldn't a penal regiment have higher attrition rate ?

[queen laurel]

Yeah the gas mask

[arctic talon]

Prolly

[tough haven]

You mean he doesn’t just close his eyes an pray to gork (or was it Mork?) dats just unorky!

[arctic talon]

But they aren’t proper regiments imo

They don’t get treated like them

[spring cairn]

i mean chemdogs are a penal regiment and everyone treats them like one

[arctic talon]

Savlar Chemdogs aside

They’re no longer a proper penal legion

They don’t have bomb collars

They get actual supplies

[spring cairn]

cowards

[arctic talon]

And human rights

[tough haven]

Well they have gained sufficient noteriety

[tough haven]

Debatable

[arctic talon]

But the death korps are fans of sieges

And attritional tactics

[tough haven]

Does any imperial citizen really have human rights?

[arctic talon]

They die a lot lol

[queen laurel]

That's the greatest lie right there

[arctic talon]

By imperial standards

Yes

[tough haven]

True

[arctic talon]

By irl standards

[queen laurel]

A standard of zero is still zero

[tough haven]

“You only can get shot to death legally by 75% of people instead of 95%”

[spring cairn]

mostly no but it varies from world to world

but it's on a scale of, nothing to some

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[tough haven]

Big rights jump

[arctic talon]

Only get my arms torn off by an enforcer(this is a paradise world)

Lol Shyish is being overwhelmed by the sheer number of dying skaven in AoS

Which is pissing nagash off

[queen laurel]

Hey at least genna the beauty is a good person

And she just pledged to slannesh

[queen laurel]

How many times has the skaven just being themselves fucked nagash over

At this point i lost count

[arctic talon]

Shyish is drowning in dead rats

[queen laurel]

Yes I know but

i'm talking about how many times did the skaven as whole fucked nagash in some shape or form

[wraith quartz]

Right, I have some understanding of pecking order of the Militarum...

What I want to know now is, how do they get their munitions and equipment (personal armaments and large mechanical equipment). And which faction is the most proficient in artillery/war machine, urban tactics, arieal war fare, trench warfare, offensive formations or defensive formations, and naval warfare by space or water.

[arctic talon]

Like 3 times in AoS and like 5 in whf

[queen laurel]

8 fuckin times

Jesus

[arctic talon]

Prolly more in whf

Counting endtimes shit

[wraith quartz]

And also like skirmishes behind enemy lines... Like infiltration

[queen laurel]

Oh god

Don't even

[arctic talon]

But in AoS they fucked with the necroquake, drained a sea in Shyish fucking with nagash and now the horde of dead rats

Oh also the dead skaven are trying to kill everyone other undead in shyish

[queen laurel]

My god they just do this

[arctic talon]

As skaven tend to do

[queen laurel]

Just the way they are

Man they are fucked

[arctic talon]

Mfw nagash being greedy for souls has horribly backfired

Who could have seen this coming

[storm jungle]

They get their munitions from the Adeptus Munitorum (this can take from a few months to years to never because Imperium is bad at management), and by factions if you mean in total uh its too widespread to actually be answerable.

[queen laurel]

Hey he deserves it for being such a jerk to the point of that you would rather suffer in bed than to die

[arctic talon]

Lol

Jokes aside it’s so bad in Shyish the Ossiarchs have drawn back their forces and started trying to fortify positions

Against the undead tide of rats

You know, the faction that was designed to invade other places is now on the defensive

[queen laurel]

How do the skaven even fight back they are literally souls belonging to the realm of the Shyish now

Can't the skeleton man just magic them or something

[arctic talon]

Very very chaos corrupted, it wasn’t an Issue before when nagash had time to mess with their souls

But there are so many dying skaven

In every single realm rn

This is alongside normal people dying

[queen laurel]

But now that they are basically piling each other so much

He can't Basically fix them all

[arctic talon]

There are way more dead people then normal

And then even more fucking dead skaven

[queen laurel]

the Paperwork is definitely crazy

[arctic talon]

Nagash L

He should stop trying to grab skaven souls

Lol

[queen laurel]

Yeah just pulverize it

[arctic talon]

His greed has backfired so horrifically this time

Lol

[queen laurel]

There's nothing useful from it

[arctic talon]

Well there are

Raw soul stuff is good

But not like this lol

Not when your entire realm is being overwhelmed by a horde of chaos corrupted rat souls

[queen laurel]

Lovely

[arctic talon]

Oh also there’s a normal skaven inbastion as well

[queen laurel]

Hmm man i wish i can play soulbound but i don't have friends

[arctic talon]

Anyone who dies in Shyish goes into nagash’s funny collection unless they’re protected

[wintry scarab]

God, space marine 2 multiplayer is exactly what i want it to be. On paper at least. I just hope its good.

[arctic talon]

Do you see the horrific issue now

There is no escape from the rats for Shyish

[queen laurel]

Theirs also just orruks there right

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[queen laurel]

Yeah i expected that

[arctic talon]

Shyish is a shithole on the level of Ghur now

[wraith quartz]

Lemme reiterate the question properly: Of all the known regiments in the Militarum, what regiments are proficiently known for one of their expertise is the use of skill in warfare. Like Artillery/war machines, urban tactics, trench warfare, Ariel warfare, defensive or offensive formations, Naval war fare in either space or water... And also flanking skirmishes

[arctic talon]

Good job nagash

I’m proud of you

[wraith quartz]

Like how the korps are (in a blunt understanding) are proficient at throwing bodies at the enemy until they're dead

[queen laurel]

Hey man he deserves it

[storm jungle]

AH you mean regiments not factions.

Okay so it might be best if you just do a quick scroll through this page

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Imperial_Guard_Regiment

[dusk patrol]

Depends on the regiment but

[storm jungle]

check this part out

because like EVERY regiment has a "gimmick"

[dusk patrol]

Cadians are the jack of all trades typically

The baseline for most basic warfare

[wraith quartz]

Hmmm

[dusk patrol]

But in general there’s examples for most like Catachan still have tank regiments

[arctic talon]

We never hear of the totally dogshit regiments generally

[dusk patrol]

Steel Legion have stealth guys

[storm jungle]

Jopall 💀

[dusk patrol]

There’s some variety within a lot

Some less so

Depends

[arctic talon]

They’re noted to be good marksmen aren’t they

[wraith quartz]

Ok

[dusk patrol]

Steel Legion is always gonna favor mechanized warfare for example

But they still have very effective infantry and sneaky boys within their ranks

[storm jungle]

When your entire life is DLC packages they got no choice 💀

[dusk patrol]

Some like Krieg are most specific and less versatile but most have a decent gamut

[wraith quartz]

Ok, so what's the usual personal armaments an standard infantry unit would get (besides the usual lasgun)

[dusk patrol]

Lasgun

Lasgun maybe some nades and stuff

[arctic talon]

lasgun, bayonet

grenades yeah

[dusk patrol]

Flak jacket

Basic kit

[wraith quartz]

Hmmm

[dusk patrol]

They’ll have specialists with stuff like flamers, plasma, bolters if needed

Long las

[wraith quartz]

Right, in terms of the lasgun is it really a "glorified flashlight"

[dusk patrol]

No

It’s very effective

It’s just we’re not hearing about the basic engagements where it’s fine

[wraith quartz]

So like man vs man, it can kill 'em

[crystal forum]

yes it can

[dusk patrol]

"The Legionnaire that scoffs at a lasgun has not charged across an open field against a hundred of them."
— Maor the Scarred, Siege-Champion of the Scargivers

[arctic talon]

the lasgun is pretty fucking good lol

against humans

[dusk patrol]

It kills most unarmored things just fine

[arctic talon]

smaller orks as well

[wraith quartz]

What about Man vs Tau, would it still be effective?

[dusk patrol]

Yes

[arctic talon]

las guns can deal with tau armor

[wraith quartz]

Hmmm

[crystal forum]

anything can deal with tau armor

[arctic talon]

tau armor is pretty much just carapce armor

yeah

[dusk patrol]

Even battle suits aren’t that crazy armor wise

They’re generally just agile

[arctic talon]

the scary part of tau are their guns

my god pulse rifles are

[crystal forum]

they're the shooty scooty faction

[arctic talon]

spicy

[storm jungle]

Yeah all tau literally use plasma guns

im sorry um "pulse"

[crystal forum]

i'm sad i missed the guard questions

[arctic talon]

but lasguns can deal with carapace armor

the point where lasguns start struggling is space marine tier armor

[snow fern]

I thought tau was railguns

[wraith quartz]

But an infantry unit can also use standard ballistics yea?

[arctic talon]

or stuff like big orks

[dusk patrol]

They’re both

[arctic talon]

autoguns aren't standard issue

[dusk patrol]

Different guns

[crystal forum]

it's considered poorly equipped if they have to use autoguns

[arctic talon]

pulse guns are plasma weapons

[dusk patrol]

Pulse rifles are basically a different plasma gun

Railguns are railguns

They’re not as standard for Tau

[crystal forum]

autoguns are usually reserved for shitty PDF regiments

[arctic talon]

lower power but very stable compared to imperial plasma

When it comes to more unstable tech the tau have uh ion weapons

[crystal forum]

the thing with guard regiments is they're the peak of the militarum

there's so much lower quality trash

[dusk patrol]

There’s also a lot of different types of all these guns

Some auto guns kick ass

[crystal forum]

this is true

[arctic talon]

manstopper rounds 🤤

[dusk patrol]

Same with some lasguns being better or worse

[snow fern]

PDF are kinda bad yah

[gray umbra]

Naval security likes autoguns because it runs less risk of damaging ship systems(somehow]

[dusk patrol]

They use shotguns a lot

[crystal forum]

i thought they used shotguns

[gray umbra]

I think they handwaved it with low velocity rounds

[snow fern]

I mean ballistics is probably less damaging that literal lasers

[dusk patrol]

The shotguns are intentionally set to have a very short range

[gray umbra]

Im remembering this from ciaphas or eisenhorn

[arctic talon]

Meltas are generally not allowed to be fired on board

lol

[gray umbra]

Sounded like smgs when they described it

[crystal forum]

shotguns with shattering rounds so it doesnt penetrate spacecraft

but even then the reasoning is kinda dumb

[spring cairn]

i remember watching tts in the olden days and i thought jopall was entirely made up

[crystal forum]

a lasgun wont pierce a ship's hull

[dusk patrol]

They’re not mentioned much but

They do exist

[arctic talon]

god Jopall is real lol

its so funny

[crystal forum]

it's not a boeing 767

[dusk patrol]

Mostly just as an alternative paint scheme

[arctic talon]

they were at cadia

[dusk patrol]

A few mentions in lore

[dusk patrol]

The concern is more with vital systems

[crystal forum]

their camo is pretty derpy

[dusk patrol]

And what damage you can do just firing down a corridor

[wraith quartz]

Right then...

Time's running short and given my brief anecdote I made an hour earlier, which regiment gives off the feeling of "AMERICA", like "I love the Imperium, I love the guard, and I love my lasgun"

[spring cairn]

they don't look very good yeah

[crystal forum]

krieg, valhallans, cadians

lots more

[arctic talon]

for I LOVE THE MILITARUM ENERGY. Cadians, Catachan, Krieg

yeah

[dusk patrol]

Shotguns and other Naval Voidsmen stuff is designed to not have that issue

[crystal forum]

they all really love the imperium

[arctic talon]

a lot of large famous regiments are pretty big hardliners

in terms of loving what they do

[dusk patrol]

The last thing you wanna be thinking in a firefight is if I should be worried about firing down a corridor cause it might cause a reactor leak

[storm jungle]

Me when im carrying a mini-sun gun

[gray umbra]

Check out this volkite cannon guys

[crystal forum]

space marines meanwhile boarding with rocket launchers

we rolling boys

[dusk patrol]

Volkite would probably be fine tbh lol

Depending

Just expensive

[dusk patrol]

Well the boarders are there to cause damage

[arctic talon]

^

[dusk patrol]

They also throw meltas like it’s going out of style

[green loom]

I wonder if this is Acheran

[dusk patrol]

Probably

[crystal forum]

if we can customize our guy to be every chapter then who are we playing

[dusk patrol]

Scottish people, in my 40k

Disgusting

[gray umbra]

Dark angels

[crystal forum]

there's no way we play as titus

[arctic talon]

campaign is always titus

[crystal forum]

titus looking like a dark angel tho?

[gray umbra]

I thouhht u were talkina bout multiplayer

[dusk patrol]

That’s his Deathwatch gear probably

[green loom]

There's also unrelated 3 player co op operations

[crystal forum]

brother why are you radiating paranoid schi-zophrenia energy

[gray umbra]

Ill probably go dark angel vanguard

[dusk patrol]

He has a hood in that gear

[green loom]

The main campaign is Titus, there's also a PVE mode where you'll get to play your own custom marine I think

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[gray umbra]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

oh shit

[dusk patrol]

And the PvP of course

[gray umbra]

Pvp is gonna be ballin

[crystal forum]

am i really feeling hype for a 40k game

[gray umbra]

Im still disappointed eternal crusade flopped

[dusk patrol]

Probably do Iron Hands/Red Talons and Death Guard/Iron Warrior for those

[gray umbra]

Hey man just maintain your expectations and its aight

[storm jungle]

ye its based on that one generic deathwatch mini

lame-ass dork-ass

[dusk patrol]

He’s a Blackshield it makes sense, they’re not exactly know for styling it up a ton

He’s in his goth era then

[crystal forum]

do you think you get shot by arbites if you walk funny with the hood on

[storm jungle]

no

if you walk with a hood on while damaging the lex imperialis tho then yes

or drop an acorn somewhere

[dusk patrol]

Arbites don’t give a fuck about normies

[crystal forum]

knowing 40k that acorn could literally be a tzeentch agent

[dusk patrol]

They’re dealing with way higher level stuff

Now an Enforcer

Maybe, depends

[storm jungle]

Arbites do care about normies

if they break Da Law

you are american you literally should know about police brutality eternal

[crystal forum]

if you block an arbites from walking to his target i think he'll care about you for about 5 seconds depending on how fast you bleed out

[dusk patrol]

Mfw I learn about America from Reddit

[storm jungle]

BRUH MOMENT

[dusk patrol]

Some dumbass in Paris when I visited asked me if I had ever been shot at.

[crystal forum]

have you

[storm jungle]

valid question

[dusk patrol]

I asked him if he’d ever guillotined someone

[wraith quartz]

Hmm, ok ok . Thanks for answering my questions. Rn, I gotta get to 84 hr shift at the consignment yard ("going to work"), and will "definitely" go enlist and "help" Imperium.

Ok, byyyyyyyyyyeeeeee

[storm jungle]

that joke doesnt work considering how much gun violence is actually in the U.S

[gray umbra]

Cops over by me will artificially create traffic to ticket motorcyclists lanesplitting

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

please survive holy shit

[queen laurel]

There are more guns than people in the USA

[crystal forum]

oh they're joking

[queen laurel]

Let that sink in

[storm jungle]

that Acorn Incident will live in the hearts of people forever

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah that

That was something

[dusk patrol]

For the absolutely majority of the US the only time you’re gonna hear a gunshot is when someone is shooting recreationally at a range

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Unless you live in chiraq

I mean Chicago

[storm jungle]

My reaction to this information

[dusk patrol]

Or if you’re in the country, hunting

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-san-andreas-gta-san-andreas-gta-sa-gta-gif-24119203

[queen laurel]

And when you go to school

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

CHRIST

worst part, not inaccurate either

[outer wave]

God that movie was weird

[dusk patrol]

Not really accurate but regardless

[dusk patrol]

It’s based off an actual term during the Iraq war

[outer wave]

Oh fair, it's also a movie about gang war in Chicago and a bunch of women go on a sex strike

[dusk patrol]

I don’t think the stat was totally accurate but it was something about how some parts of Chicago were experiencing more violence than parts of Iraq

Regardless of its accuracy Chiraq sounded good

[dusk patrol]

It’s based off a true story, although it’s heavily dramatized

Idk if there’s much evidence it did much but it was a thing where a bunch of women on the South side did that

[viral halo]

I think they average 48 shootings a weekend but St Louis still has the most murders

[outer wave]

Christ

Chicago is borked

[dusk patrol]

Chicago used to be worse than it is now

[viral halo]

It's mainly just contained to the South Side

[dusk patrol]

It’s improved a lot in that time

Yeah

[queen laurel]

Hey dilara you remember hitch bot the robot that was used in an experiment and was able to make it Coast to Coast no problem in Canada but immediately got railed and ripped apart in Philadelphia

[crystal forum]

i genuinely will never understand how it became cool to act like a gangster for white middle class teenagers

i grew up with that shit

[viral halo]

If you guys want to see HELL look at Camden New Jersey

[dusk patrol]

There’s like a few blocks in Chicago where almost all the crime and shootings happen

Kinda wild actually how small the area is frankly.

[viral halo]

You're hocked up on test as a teen and see dudes getting tons of ladies and flashing guns around and you're like fuck man I want to do that

[dusk patrol]

Same reason people do anything tbh

Teens are stupid and rebel

Some go punk or goth some like to be gangster cause it’s glorified often in media

[viral halo]

As a white teenager you have two choices
act like something you are not
play HOI 4 and 40k black templars and become racist

[dusk patrol]

People used to glorify the mob too

[crystal forum]

i guess it's like those military ads that show flashy visuals but conveniently leave out the fact that you're going to be shovelling shit for most of your career

[dusk patrol]

Crime is cool

[viral halo]

As a hispanic teenager you have two choices
dragonball and be racist
Neon genesis evangelion and be racist

[outer wave]

Mob culture is awesome kids

[dusk patrol]

Bonnie and Clyde were huge pieces of shit but it’s a fun story so they became folk heroes

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-bens-tony-soprano-sopranos-gif-23848258

[dusk patrol]

It’s “romantic”

[queen laurel]

There was also the Yakuza games and sleeping dogs for the Chinese triads

[viral halo]

this is the average NJ experience

[dusk patrol]

I love the Sopranos for showing mobsters being dorks

[viral halo]

Tony Soprano was so racist he saw Uncle Ben's rice and had a panic attack

[dusk patrol]

The Wire is also fun for that a lot of times

[crystal forum]

i've listened to stories of ex prisoners and being gang affiliated genuinely sounds like a more soul crushing and abusive experience than anything

[dusk patrol]

If a show isn’t showing most of these gang bangers being losers ultimately

Then it’s not doing its job

Same with the Mob and shit

[crystal forum]

god mobster praising in the 90's was so stupid

the sopranos did it amazingly

[storm jungle]

I LOVE watching people get gunned down like animals

they can keep the change

[dusk patrol]

I did enjoy that one movie where it showed how they died

[gray umbra]

Sounds like a 40k fan alright

[dusk patrol]

Super anti climatic

Boring

[crystal forum]

and then you look into it and you see that the crime families literally had a say in the production

[queen laurel]

Screenshotted

[storm jungle]

Also props to Chase for that ngl

hate people that think Tony is a good person

"oh he defended this woman"

lmao

[gray umbra]

I liked black mass mostly because whitey bulger was a piecs of shit

[dusk patrol]

He’s funny and he’s not completely without some virtues but mostly he’s a terrible person.

[gray umbra]

Also johnny depp plays a mean irish mobster

[dusk patrol]

Yeah most of these main dudes were jsut fucking psychopaths who were willing to shoot anyone and kill as much as they needed

Especially the main hitmen guys, they weren’t even good

[storm jungle]

Yeah the later seasons get super dark to the point of being unwatchable by some people from how depressing it gets. Tony basically is just a monster that does not want to improve himself by any means at the end of the day, the last session he has with Melfi shows it all

[dusk patrol]

Jsut willing to kill anyone

[storm jungle]

its kinda the same thing with Scorcese's mob movies

thye do a great job of showing once you get in you will either die or be imprisoned for life

lmao

[dusk patrol]

As much as I love the Godfather the Mob literally changed stuff to be more like the movie

Since they weren’t that cool

[crystal forum]

i still think he glorifies them a lot

[storm jungle]

Godfather got edited to shit because the literal actual mob oversaw the production.

same reason why the word "mafia" was removed from the script

[dusk patrol]

He rides a line I think

[storm jungle]

^

He grew up in a literal mobster community

[dusk patrol]

I think he can do better with some movies

[storm jungle]

he glorifies them in the first hour or so

THEN

the ugly stuff comes in

[dusk patrol]

the thing is, and I get this, these are people

He knew these people

[crystal forum]

my biggest gripe with him is he overuses period music so much

[dusk patrol]

You need to show them being people first

[storm jungle]

Idk i like it

bing chilling vibe

[storm jungle]

Also this yeah

[dusk patrol]

Cause there’s a path to becoming these people

Sometimes with Wolf of Wallstreet I can agree he maybe doesn’t do enough to show Belfort being a piece of shit and makes it too fun, but I do think the message is clear by the end

[storm jungle]

its what makes the scene in the Goodfellas with them whacking Bats so horrific, they are just having fun before they decide to beat the shit out of this guy and later stab him to death in a trunk.

The main guy himself is shook from it when he realises what kind of psychos he was actually hanging out with.

[crystal forum]

i think it's more of a family thing than a path

[storm jungle]

Its a bit of both

[dusk patrol]

It’s both

It depends

[crystal forum]

it's hard to willingly join that stuff

[dusk patrol]

Some of them had no connection prior

The Irishman is about someone like that

[dusk patrol]

It depends

[crystal forum]

also fun fact some italian mobs now only require partial italian heritage to become made hehehehehe

[dusk patrol]

It’s often a family thing and you have a lot of former monsters testimonies about how that worked

[storm jungle]

yep but growing up in that environment you dont think like that, you think its all money, cars, babes etc. Its once you finally get in you realise how bad it is.

Its why the mafia declined so badly, at the end of the day these people are just scumbags.

[crystal forum]

they're getting desperate

fuck those people

[storm jungle]

also that yeah

theres no "loyalty"

its all bullshit

[dusk patrol]

There’s not a lack of former mobsters on YouTube you can listen to talk about it

[crystal forum]

i've heard how these greaseballs treat restaurant staff if they're not clearly straight males

[dusk patrol]

The mob is severely undercut these days

The Russian and Italian mob got crushed in New York

And it fell apart from there

[storm jungle]

^

[crystal forum]

they're still a big thing in canada weirdly enough

montreal has some mob stuff going on still

[storm jungle]

They very much say how lucky they were to get out too yeah, its like 1 out of a 100 situation.

[crystal forum]

i think it's because we dont have the funds that the FBI has

[storm jungle]

also that too lol

[crystal forum]

it's really annoying

[storm jungle]

the mob doesnt have as much power as it did in the past, its why they are generally forgotten about

[crystal forum]

nobody likes them here

[dusk patrol]

Crime ain’t ever gonna go away but it’s definitely much harder to do what they did these days

[storm jungle]

^

Technology advancing and other shit basically almost makes it impossible to not get caught.

back in the day you can just hide a corpse and mostly get away lol

[dusk patrol]

For all its issues it’s very hard to corrupt the FBI and police departments these days with how they can track people and stuff

[storm jungle]

Yep.

[crystal forum]

brining cops is also not really feasible anymore

unless you're a politician

[dusk patrol]

Hoover had a lot of fucked up stuff he did but he did also completely annihilate crime

[storm jungle]

Could be worse

[snow fern]

could be better

[dusk patrol]

At least he had the courtesy of being a bizarre dude so he’s interesting to read about

[snow fern]

he also completely fumbled the great depression

[crystal forum]

the red scare and its consequences

[dusk patrol]

Wrong Hoover

J Edgar Hoover

Not Herbert Hoover

[crystal forum]

the FBI guy?

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

Although both did stuff

[snow fern]

Oh, that would explain my confusion

[storm jungle]

U.S President not mishandle massive crisis challenge

[crystal forum]

basically the precursor to that 3 letter agency

wtf is the name of that agency again

[storm jungle]

FBI? CIA? NSA?

DEA?

[crystal forum]

NSA

[storm jungle]

Walter White?

[dusk patrol]

Herbert Hoover was in an unwinnable position anyways

[crystal forum]

he did what NSA does now

[snow fern]

Well Herbert didn't need to sic Eisenhower of the protesters

[crystal forum]

wtf is the job of the NSA even

[snow fern]

shoot your dog?

[crystal forum]

no that's ATF

[dusk patrol]

No but I’m not gonna pretend any president didn’t do fucked up stuff I would never agreed with

And the protestor thing isn’t why people dislike him anyways

Or know about him

[celest dome]

No it's Peta

[crystal forum]

is jimmy carter still alive

[dusk patrol]

Barely

But yeah

[crystal forum]

fucking how

joe biden will pass before him i swear

[dusk patrol]

He hasn’t died yet

That’s how

[crystal forum]

guy's got the peanut vitality

[gray umbra]

Not before they all cannibalize your social security

[snow fern]

rich people don't need to work or do anything besides be pumped full of drugs

[dusk patrol]

I mean tbh it’s that and luck

[storm jungle]

HES A FUCKING POXWALKER

LOOK AT HIM

JESUS

[crystal forum]

yeah it's mostly genetics

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

He’s almost 100 iirc

[storm jungle]

99 rn, almost there lol

[crystal forum]

i think like 4 presidents died before him

who were put in office after him

[storm jungle]

Im more of a Castro fan myself

oppression + super-gene-enhanced ice cream

what can go wrong

[snow fern]

how many assassination attempts did he survive again?

[storm jungle]

100?

[snow fern]

CIA dropped the ball on that

[dusk patrol]

Whatever he claimed tbh

That number comes from his security

[storm jungle]

the explosive cigar was some looney tunes shit

worst part is i can totally believe it

lmao

the CIA had a plan to like blow him up with remote fish when he was visiting an area he liked to swim iirc

like just... what

[crystal forum]

USA losing its shit over a tiny dirt poor island is so damn funny

[dusk patrol]

From what I understand his whole association deal is mostly way over reported and a lot were jsut like

[storm jungle]

Banana Republics

[dusk patrol]

“What if we did this”

[storm jungle]

gotta make sure to fuck over any country

[storm jungle]

Also this yeah

like the CIA really wanted castro dead lmao

but we dont have an exact number but you can bet at least 20-30 plans existed

[dusk patrol]

And personally if I was his bodyguard

I’d definitely say I stopped like four attempts every day

[storm jungle]

Bing chilling moment

[dusk patrol]

It’s a fun story too

[storm jungle]

imagine being a bodyguard during his entire Super-Icecream phase

[dusk patrol]

Gotta keep the folks at R and D busy

[storm jungle]

Guy put more effort into that shit than the emperor put into making space marines

💀

[crystal forum]

when you're a dictator you can do dumb shit

[dusk patrol]

He was an odd duck to say the least

Dictators would be fun if it wasn’t for the whole wide scale oppression and mass murdering thing

[crystal forum]

in fact doing dumb shit is what dictators do best

[storm jungle]

To be fair i will take "testing the best ice cream" over "chemical missile production"

like i really cannot blame him for the first portion

[gray umbra]

Like making 20 clones of yourself

[storm jungle]

Never ask Magos Stalin what he tried to do with chimps.....

[dusk patrol]

Singapore’s dictator is one of the few modern Cincinnatus

Although he wasn’t without faults

Was one*

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

would you trust kim jon un with a mars bar

let alone a country

[storm jungle]

no

[gray umbra]

Isnt he the guy who wanted you executed for smoking ganja

[storm jungle]

He also probably plays Helldivers

we know it got blocked in north korea

[crystal forum]

that's the entirety of south east asia in a nutshell

hell maybe all of asia

[dusk patrol]

I’d prefer he have the mars bar than Korea

[crystal forum]

which korea

true korea or false korea

[tough haven]

Dictators if they did something fun like streaming

[dusk patrol]

Are you implying there’s more than one Korea?!

https://tenor.com/view/kim-jong-un-gif-25212933

[dusk patrol]

“What is up guys, today I’m gonna review which torture technique is the best way to extract information from your dissidents!”

[crystal forum]

i want to make a map of the world but with the most fucked up territorial claims

like mainland taiwan

[tough haven]

Nah actually that, just their eccentric personalities but talking about like ice cream for example while playing resource management video games really poorly

[gray umbra]

If i ever became a dictator ill do the kim jong un backstory but steal the emperors backstory

[dusk patrol]

Saddam Hussein and especially his sons were almost cartoonish with how evil they were

Like Saddam actually hated one of his sons he was so fucked up

[tough haven]

There’s a certain honesty in just pure cartoonish evil that I have to respect

[gray umbra]

I was born from the souls of ancient anatolian shamans

[dusk patrol]

Pretty sure they lived the last of their days in fear and died horribly though so

[gray umbra]

Ill name my fistborn horus lupercal

[dusk patrol]

At least there’s that

Also Saddam hating how fucked up his son is

My brother in Christ

Who the fucks fault is that

[tough haven]

You also gotta be a big tall guy with a fucking halo of light around you and then also hate religion

[gray umbra]

Yeah first edict is ban religion

Ill have some intern carry a streamer light at all times

Hooked up to a backpack generator

[tough haven]

That’s some early ecclesiarchy shit

[gray umbra]

When i craft my legal system, a capital offense will result in servitorization

So i can have cherubs herald my presidential address

[tough haven]

I eagerly await your rise to power!

[plush mason]

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[arctic talon]

2 campaigns

[plush mason]

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