#40k-lore-chat

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arctic talon
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killing corporate jackboots is always legal

lunar harness
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I am a radical IP abolitionist. IP laws are enforced by police, police are organized by government, government will always be weak to corporate corruption

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xD

snow fern
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Boeing has killed a third whistleblower

lunar harness
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theres no way they can be fair

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no way

arctic talon
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wdym

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a bullet just appeared in his brain

lunar harness
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a 3rd??

arctic talon
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its a terminal condition

lunar harness
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it cant be real

arctic talon
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jokes aside actually lol?

outer wave
arctic talon
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oh my god

green loom
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I think it's just a report on the 1st one

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That's late

arctic talon
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wait nvm

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its the cause of death

raven stone
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Boeing being the actual precursor to the Officio Assasinorum

arctic talon
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release

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lol

outer wave
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Oh okay

snow fern
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Oh, that’s marginally better

arctic talon
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there isn't a third dead one yet

outer wave
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Boeing should work on their reputation as a whistle-blower killer

lunar harness
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Yea the 3rd one is just interviewing that he "fears for his life"

outer wave
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Cuz uh that's not a good look

arctic talon
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Appears to be suicide but is not consistant with prior behavior

snow fern
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Neither is their planes falling apart midflight

arctic talon
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is the coroners report lol

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tldr its "suicide"

lunar harness
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Guy says "i will never kill myself if they say its suicide its not"

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is found dead

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its suicide

arctic talon
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I said "suicide" smh

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not suicide

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the corenor office can't just say yeah the boeing death squad got his ass

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lol

snow fern
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Damn “suicide” seems to be a common cause of death for investigative journalists and whistleblowers, coincidence I’m sure

raven stone
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Boeing bribed and threatened coroners too I suppose

queen laurel
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There was even that gmod the debackle

lunar harness
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russia confused as to why all their journalists keep "commiting suicide" so strange

storm jungle
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I do like how everyone knows Boeing is killing these people too

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and nobody cares of course

arctic talon
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Its so fucking obvious

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lol

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the fuck is anyone able to do about it

raven stone
storm jungle
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yep

arctic talon
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there's not enough evidence

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like

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unironically

storm jungle
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so yep

arctic talon
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I'm talking about the guy who shot himself

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as well

storm jungle
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LMAO

lunar harness
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Artists would make far more money getting to use big corpo IPs for their own merch and products than they would lose having big corpos steal their tiny wierdo webcomic (which they can just do anyway with zero repurcussions under the current system)

storm jungle
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Yeah i was referring to a previous "victim"

arctic talon
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I think my point is that like

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there's not enough evidence

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even if the government wanted to do something lol

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Murder is easier as a large group then as a single person lol

green loom
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"Getting sick with supsiciously medicine resistant bacteria is totally normal!"

lunar harness
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John Mcafee's death is interesting to look up 🙂

arctic talon
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he was a piece of shit

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I don't care about him lol

lunar harness
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He led an interesting life xD

arctic talon
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If you count murder and rampent drug abuse sure lol

lunar harness
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He and one of his wives where on a boat in international waters and he was streaming by satelitte "if they capture me and they say I commited suicide, I didnt and they got me. here is a tatoo that says I will never do it"

arctic talon
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he was very smart lol

lunar harness
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4 hours later in a prison in portugal

arctic talon
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aside from the fact he was utterly derranged

lunar harness
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JOHN MCAFFE DIED OF SUICIDE

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xD

raven stone
arctic talon
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idk

lunar harness
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after being chased by CIA speedboats

arctic talon
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I don't really care about how he died

lunar harness
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its an interesting story lol

raven stone
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Something about being advised by someone to take meds he is allergic to or something like that

green loom
arctic talon
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He also had an abusive father lol

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apple doesn't fall far from the tree

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in that regard lol

snow fern
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Bad medical advice kills a lot of people tragically.
Doctors ignoring given issues, signing it off as “hysteria” fucking ridiculous, all that time to get a doctorate and still not using that brain

raven stone
arctic talon
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I honestly think he killed himself personally lol

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considering he was prolly gona get sentnced to life in prison

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but meh

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no point dwelling over a dead rich guy

green loom
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Mcafee?

arctic talon
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yeah

green loom
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Okay for a second I read it as monty lol

arctic talon
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oh

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lmao

raven stone
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2 convos, easy to get mixed up XD

arctic talon
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but yeah I think he actually just used the rope solution lol

lunar harness
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Yea, it is kind of a funny prank to pull if you are gonna end it anyway

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just raise the amount of suspicion and anger in the world

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as a funny prank

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haha

arctic talon
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I don't think it was a prank

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just

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it happened idk

lunar harness
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its a prank in the sense that he said it was an assassination and it wasnt

arctic talon
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fair

lunar harness
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on topic darktide lore

radiant lance
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What's darktide?

outer wave
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Who is Darktide

radiant lance
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Where is the dark tide?

outer wave
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How is the Darktide

arctic talon
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idk

spring cairn
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this is darktide

arctic talon
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Weird looking necron

lunar harness
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ermmm... what the ||darktide||?

arctic talon
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if the pox gas modifier is canon

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tertium is turning into an even bigger shithole

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then it was

viral halo
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I missed the John Mcafee convo aPES_Sob

outer wave
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Start it up again lmao

viral halo
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I respect it

outer wave
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Fuck yeah

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But no legit talk about it if you really wanna

river walrus
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Why is darktide

rose thorn
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Just thought of like 5 genestealer cult ideas I like Guarded

outer wave
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Tell 'em

spring cairn
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no need for the old world when you have this

rose thorn
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“I swear, every year these void scum look stranger and stranger. They barely even look human…”
-Last known words of Captain Serlas Laurel

The Void Coven are a genestealer cult primarily found within primarily void ships and shipyards or planets that have heavy ties with the Imperial Navy. This cult’s primary objective is to hijack vessels of the Imperial Navy and to purposely build and sabotage void ships to hide genestealers. Due to the cult’s primary output the cult often creates or attracts Brood Brothers who usually cooperate to fulfill their common goals.

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First paragraph’s first draft

crisp heath
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Too primary

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Like not to be rude but

rose thorn
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Damn

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Oh I didn’t even notice lmao

rose thorn
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I’ll go change the vocab after work

outer wave
celest dome
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GSC need more light vehicles

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Like an ULM with 2 GS cultist who throw Tnt out of their craft

rose thorn
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Forklift…

rose thorn
rose thorn
outer wave
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Its a fun niche of GSC

rose thorn
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Yeee

rose thorn
river walrus
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Ooohh

rose thorn
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Yeee, I’d love to run one of the land trains in GSC but a; obseenly expensive, b; idk what I’d run them as

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It*

snow fern
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Oh that’s just a cool vehicle, put tank treads on a construction vehicle

rose thorn
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It’s fucking huge lmao

arctic talon
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Yeah the size makes it hard to run as one of the gsc vehicles

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Ngl

river walrus
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How many ogryns fit in it?

arctic talon
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a lot

plush mason
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ngl it looks like a torox on steroids

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which im guess is basically what it is in terms of useages

versed ledge
arctic talon
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the Ridgehauler its based on is a mechanicus manufactured vehicle but the Chronos Pattern Ironcrawler has been modified to be

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much more durable

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ridgehauler is pretty much just a massive flatbed truck

river walrus
rose thorn
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@storm jungle was looking for that picture of GSC vs void dragon but found a piece of art just as good

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IN ADDITON

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screaming FEAR THE HUMBLE POWER DRILL

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NOT EVEN THE FORCES OF CHAOS CAN DEFEAT THE POWER OF A BLACK+DECKER 20V

arctic talon
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I find the art of the goliath truck for MTG fun

rose thorn
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The genestealer cults are so amazing

arctic talon
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god please next edition for them

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not more fucking characters lol

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GSC are like at an absurd ratio rn

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I think like over half their range is characters

plush mason
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so they have anything thats like SPG/MBT equivalent? so far all i have seen of the GSC's vics are just lights and IFV/APC

arctic talon
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now granted some of those vehicles have

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a lot of guns strapped to them

plush mason
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so just the Toyota of 40k basically

arctic talon
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yeah

arctic talon
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now granted the GSC do steal guard tanks and such

plush mason
arctic talon
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It is a Achilles brand commercial missile launcher

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it is only intended attachment for the ridgerunner lol

rose thorn
arctic talon
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Okay but like

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would be nice for new infantry

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or vehicles

rose thorn
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yeah

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well luckily we get new units with every guard update

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but uhhh

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waht is needed?

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Honest I’d like a weapon sprue

versed ledge
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I would love to see a battle akin to the great Toyota war with GSC against guard with those modified buggies

plush mason
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i wonder if its possible to kitbash the GSC vics to look chaos and then have a real great Toyota war betten GSC and a chaos cult

soft thunder
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is there a name for the 4 wheelers that are seen throughout the torrent and chasm terminus etc? I know the GSC trucks are Goliath Trucks iirc. Are there any other named vehicles besides leman russ tanks (idk the type in game) and valkyries?

arctic talon
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its an Atalan Wolfquad

soft thunder
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yup that's the one

plush mason
arctic talon
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atalan in general have the reputation of the rider dying before the vehicle goes lol

soft thunder
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ah, excellent* ty

plush mason
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arent they the regiment that is basically just Huns in space?

arctic talon
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I'm talking about the brand of vehicles

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the regiment are Atillan iirc

plush mason
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oh right

thorn zenith
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Imagine if out of nowhere a whole ass Toyota Hilux shows up as a model

lunar harness
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I like that it uses the 40k PROPRIETARY shipping container on the back

celest dome
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Necromunda

shadow plover
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Called the Cargo 8

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was pretty cool finally seeing one after it being mentioned bazillion times in Abnett books

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and probably in other books as well

celest dome
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Thinking of it, did the Delague never get a vehicle ? Will they ever?

shadow plover
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Not that I recall

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They might before the hive secundus releases but not sure

lunar harness
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the new van sar guys actuall are so cool looking

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reminds me of nihei-san's manga

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I kind of want to get them just to paint them in a manga style

snow fern
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That is one ugly Cherub

shadow plover
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Actually it's a Caryatid 🤓

snow fern
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Imperium familiars are weird, the chaos ones make more sense

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Why do the Arbite need robot murder eagles? Cause.

dusk patrol
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Why they need to be eagles idk I guess it’s cool

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But they’re recon and also you know they can fuck someone up

celest dome
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Drones, Servo Skull takedown
Generally faster than Servo Skulls too

dusk patrol
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Similar to the cyber mastiffs

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Faster, dangerous, they can enter a room first or be on over watch

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Not complicated tbh, same reason we use drones irl for stuff

snow fern
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Yah I suppose, I guess some part of me didn’t expect falconry to still be a thing in the 41st millennium

pine wedge
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a common theme in the imperium is that it is cheaper and easier and more compliant with anti-AI laws to cybernetically modify a living creature to perform a robot's task than it is to make a robot.

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hence servitors, servo-skulls, cyber-mastifs, but also cyber-falcons. they already fly, have excellent eyesight, etc. might as well turn them into a drone.

snow fern
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It was more that I suppose seeing animals at all in 40k is a surprise, like I kinda forgot dogs were a thing in the setting before Necromunda Hired Gun.
So seeing it go even further and having cybernetic falcons as a dystopian twist on falconry, was surprising I guess?
I suppose there’s the grox and farmed leeches, but a lot of the other life in the imperium seems to take the background.
Like a Space Wolf wrestling and killing a wolf the size of a kodiak bear is a small blip in their backstory and a cool cape nothing more.
It’s neat, wish we saw more non human servitors outside of psyker/librarian familiars. Course not like there’s anything outside of tabletop and books that features an Arbitor as a character

rocky gale
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My nephew is now 18, I feel so old.

coarse pumice
storm jungle
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funny because those are made by Adrian Smith an old 40k artist too lol

lunar harness
green loom
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Oh heh this thing looks

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Familiar

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I think whoever worked on StarCraft ghost may have gotten into modelling

storm jungle
soft thunder
lunar harness
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Yes, but I will say the author gets much more mature as a writer as he goes on (Im a fan of all his works, hes well known for his extremely unique style)

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Blame! is the first one that made him popular

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Knights of Sidonia (a mecha manga sort of, with eldritch space body horror themes)

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thats my favorite

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Biomega is kind of a middle ground

soft thunder
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hmmm I'll take a look, body horror isn't my thing if it's too raunchy. As long as it's just cool or scary like Junji Ito I'll thumb through it

lunar harness
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one of my favorite manga authors of all time, up there with kentaro miura imo in having a unique style

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its not horror really

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just dark

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knights of sidonia has lots of very light hearted slice of life moments actually

soft thunder
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right on, I'm sure I'll get down w/ it

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I've heard the name knights of sidonia thrown around before

lunar harness
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Tsutomu Nihei (弐瓶 勉, Nihei Tsutomu, born February 26, 1971) is a Japanese manga artist. Nihei has been drawing comics professionally since the mid-1990s. In 1995 he was awarded the Jiro Taniguchi Special Prize in that year's Afternoon Four Seasons Award for his submission, Blame. After working as an assistant to veteran comic artist Tsutomu Taka...

orchid lark
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Nihei's Blame and Biomega are probably his most coolest works

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Knights of Sidonia is his most awesome stuff tho

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I wont deny that

shell mason
rocky gale
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The Emperors Children Index released and it's shit

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It adds literally nothing

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No detachment, no stratagems, no special rules

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Only two datasheets for Lucius the Eternal and Noise Marines

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But they're just the same datasheets from the old CSM index

crisp heath
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Looked at CSM and said

rocky gale
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There is only one change in the Index and it's that Lucius now returns with full health rather than d3 wounds

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I know GW can go low effort some times, but jeez why did they even bother releasing this

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Like the only difference between Emperors Children and CSM is

"You have to include Lucius as your Warlord" everything else you just use default CSM rules, except you can't use Khorne, Nurgle or Tzeentch units

paper haven
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Thanks, I hate it.

rocky gale
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Icing on top is GW no longer sells models for either Lucius the Eternal or Noise Marine squads. So like what was even the point of this?

queen laurel
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my god GW's Abilty to be a Coinflip is amazing

rocky gale
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Suppose you could buy the Lucius the Duellist model from Horus Heresy, it's infinitly better looking than the Lucius the Eternal model

queen laurel
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Like you can easily expect them to make some amazing changes and just as f*** up the flow of things

queen laurel
rocky gale
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No idea about Horus Heresy rules but probably not

paper haven
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Before and after heorin.

arctic talon
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And thats because Siggy cheats

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by refusing to die after he gets his goddamn head lopped off

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excluding primarchs

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I should add

rocky gale
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If I worshiped Slaanesh and she turned me into a melted scrotum I wouldn't be Eternal for long.

viral halo
arctic talon
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LOL

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Tell your Marine Brother to not ignore dying smh

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its annoying

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Lucius in 40k is still a melee blender

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but he isn't nearly as dominant as he is in Heresy

paper haven
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Enjoy playing CSM but with even less flexability for no added benefit.

arctic talon
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you can run him in 40k without running EC

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technically lol

storm jungle
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bro we all thought they were gonna get a codex so i was already bummed out when they announced a detachment, so imagine my reaction now seeing all THIS 💀

arctic talon
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ngl I'm not suprised at all lol

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like

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this was entierly just to hold them over till they get a codex

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this is like the world eaters white dwarf rules lol

paper haven
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Suffer

winter vessel
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Was really looking forward to something in regards to these Homicidal Maniacs, but I guess the Purp Legion got sidelined again.

arctic talon
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they'll get a codex eventually

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just a matter of waiting lol

gray umbra
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What happens if lucius commits sewerslide

arctic talon
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he has both FNP + eternal warrior lol

celest dome
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Only think I'm saying about Lucius is that he is somewhat boring.
Like Karn, Typhus and Arhiman all are big examples of what people succeeding in Chaos cults end up like

arctic talon
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its kind of fucking insane

coarse pumice
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amazing how feel no pain protect you from being sucked into the warp via d-cannon, or being turned into sashimi by monofilament wires

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even stuff that magic forcefields and literally being magic can't protect from

arctic talon
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Eternal warrior literally lets you survive being shot by a volcano cannon lol

coarse pumice
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you just need to feel no pain

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it's that easy

arctic talon
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its so funny

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Ignoring instant death rules is such a stupid mechanic

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I'm suprised GW kept instant death in heresy

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considering they removed almost all the fucking AP3

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including on the goddamn plasma cannon

gray umbra
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Lucius is failing upwards

arctic talon
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wouldn't say falling upwards

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he was genuinely pretty sucessful lol

gray umbra
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Yeah i mean he was pretty accomplished in 30k

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But he was always kind of a bitch

storm jungle
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more than enough prep time, we got all the evidence of them being sidelined from the main chaos codex so

arctic talon
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its almost certianly next year or end of edition stuff

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def not soon though

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not with so many factions that don't have a codex yet

queen laurel
arctic talon
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idfk

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ask GW lol

storm jungle
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Uh it depends but its usually not that long

arctic talon
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marines usually have the longest period

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between codexes

storm jungle
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the issue is E.Children are like

arctic talon
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since they're always edition launch

storm jungle
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the side-faction of side-factions

arctic talon
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E.Children didn't have a codex

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they're the last of the formerly 4 neglected children

storm jungle
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literally nobody gives a shit about them in lore and fanbase-wise mostly

arctic talon
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that are the cult legions

storm jungle
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so we'll see

arctic talon
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lol

dusk patrol
gray umbra
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Emprahs children exist for cocaine memes

dusk patrol
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They’re all being fucked with like Lucius is

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The fact that Lucius does fuck all because he doesn’t care about the Long War is kinda the point

arctic talon
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EC are very interesting in that they just generally do what they find interesting

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not any sort of long term wargoal

celest dome
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Well they all are owned by their gods and all
But for a starting cultist of they are things that inspire, Lucius never felt inspiring to me in setting

dusk patrol
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Cultists aren’t hearing about these guys anyways

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Ahriman also isn’t someone you should wanna emulate if you did

gray umbra
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Its kind of hard to see them as inspiring since the only inspiring thing about them is that they selfishly chase the latest high and do whatever the fuck they want

dusk patrol
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They’re examples of the flaws and strengths of their gods like anything else, a Slannesh cultist is gonna see in Lucius what a Khornate cultist would see in Kharn

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Chaos isn’t supposed to be inspiring

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Especially for those who actually make it

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Cultists in general can barely hope to see a CSM, let alone kiss the boots of one let alone be one

shell mason
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should i do the darktiding?

dusk patrol
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Lucius is a perfect emblematic champion of Slannesh, he has a really overpowered ability and is extremely skilled but he fucks around and dies because he only cares about getting the most perfect duel he can and doesn’t care about actually accomplishing anything

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The Emperors Children of all the legions in the heresy really do fuck all despite being a very effective force

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And then they should have won the legion wars by merit of being the most powerful major force after but they fumbled that too

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Ahriman similarly could be much more effective than he is but he’s obsessed with the Rubric which he’s too much of a fool to see he’ll never be allowed to reverse.

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The point is for how much power chaos gives you there’s a big cost too

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Lucius is given an insanely powerful ability which would be a benefit to most people but it just ends up being an ironic curse for him since he doesn’t care anymore and he keeps chasing that dragon of some arbitrary perfect duel

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Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk

gray umbra
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Kharn is a pretty swell guy

storm jungle
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Im not reading all of that

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But know that i disagree or agree depending on what you said about my faction

dusk patrol
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Thorpe is right about the Eldar

outer wave
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Sigh if only the Eldar had space marines....

dusk patrol
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Then they might be a cool faction but alas

arctic talon
paper haven
dusk patrol
arctic talon
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idk

arctic talon
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but when it happens its gona be by thrope

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jokes aside

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how long has it been lol

rose thorn
arctic talon
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Aspect warriors aren't really space marines

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they're their own thing

dusk patrol
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They’re the rough equivalent for the faction but yeah

storm jungle
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Yeah they are the special forces basically

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idk i never watched the warhammer anime

arctic talon
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theey have a giant robot

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they can create

storm jungle
gray umbra
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Thats warpsinging in a nutshell

rose thorn
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I really wanna like eldar but fuck, I only like the aspect warriors lmao

storm jungle
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LMAO

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They are bushido space elves so it works

storm jungle
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tho the samurai stuff is not too in the face

arctic talon
dusk patrol
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They have the power of Space Frog and Anime on their side

dusk patrol
rose thorn
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Also that’s fuck all expensive

arctic talon
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you don't need to run battleline

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lol

dusk patrol
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That’s the primary CWE unit

rose thorn
arctic talon
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ye

gray umbra
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I like the idea of eldar

arctic talon
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only thing required is 1 character and 1 unit

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technically lol

gray umbra
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Very blood elf but cooler

dusk patrol
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That’s like saying “I wanna like the Imperium but I only enjoy space marines”

rose thorn
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It’s weird I like the drukhari’s normal units alot but I don’t like their specialized shit

arctic talon
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no incubi?

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smh

rose thorn
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I think they are fine

dusk patrol
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I am curious what you consider their special stuff

rose thorn
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Like uh

rose thorn
arctic talon
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anything besides Wracks, Wychs and kabalites

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I'd assume

gray umbra
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I like chaos but i dont like the daemons is probably a worst offender

rose thorn
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That’s funny

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How like- opinions work

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Not being a dick I’m just surprised

gray umbra
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I like eldar but without the elves

rose thorn
arctic talon
rose thorn
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Genestealer cults are my favorite 40k faction tho

arctic talon
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which is possible

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lol

arctic talon
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No

rose thorn
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Oh

arctic talon
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you still ran some guardians

crisp heath
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Iyanden moment

arctic talon
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for points scoring

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and also some warlocks

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I'm saying an army that is entierly wraiths

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including the Wraithseer lol

rose thorn
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I fuckin loveee the uh, zombie Eldar

crisp heath
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The true gaunt carpet is an exercise in mass suffering

rose thorn
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Like potential wise

crisp heath
rose thorn
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No the faction

dusk patrol
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The real gaunt carpet is the friends we made along the way

arctic talon
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T7 infantry lul

crisp heath
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Ynnari?

arctic talon
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I do find it funny Wraith guard are in a weird spot

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where they can't be infantry or vehicles or monsters

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so they just get slapped with infantry

rose thorn
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I love the idea

crisp heath
#

Please GW I'm begging you release one exodite mini for craftworlders, I just need one space elf on a dinosaur

soft thunder
#

For the psyker cosmetics, are those little red or green waste-sash-things an excusively Cadian stylistic thing or is it something all Imperial Guard psykers can sometimes wear?

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Like are these dude cadians?

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Cus this dude is Cadian in the description

celest dome
#

I think it's a Psyker thing and not a Cadian thing

gray umbra
#

It might just be stylistic

spring cairn
#

the bontaz set actually doesn't look half bad

gray umbra
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Like how commissars have red sashes

storm jungle
gray umbra
#

The guy on the right had too many shrooms

storm jungle
#

You can see the green employed on some other psykers so its also mostly because it looks stylish

rocky gale
#

But Scourges, Reavers, Venoms, Hellions, Incubi, Grotesques, Raiders and Mandrakes and the planes are all cool

spring cairn
gray umbra
#

I did not mean to send that

rocky gale
#

Heretical

storm jungle
outer wave
rose thorn
#

Side note I doubt any eldar fan would like that

#

I mean the constructs or the uh, ass ugly flesh puppets

#

Are kinds space marines

outer wave
#

Erm I'm an Eldar fan and I speak for them all: we would all love Eldar space marines

crisp heath
#

Yeah we all want eldar marines

outer wave
#

Yes of course we also want 50 books of the Eldar version of the horus heresy

dusk patrol
#

How do fellow Eldar fans

outer wave
#

Kek

dusk patrol
#

Why yes I’d like a Eldar space marine

storm jungle
celest dome
outer wave
#

Ngl I feel like 4-8 books would be more than enough for that event

#

Maybe more like 4 books

#

Maybe even 2

celest dome
#

Depend on what you want

#

Like they could also have done the HH in less than 10 books

#

And I'd be much more interested in the Aeldari Empire stuff than the HH

outer wave
#

Like you could get both sides of the empire, those that are to become craftworlders, and those that will become stuck in Comorraugh

#

That's kinda it though

storm jungle
#

You can entirely make a book series about it yeah, its down to the writers to make it interesting.

#

Remember that the Heresy literally spawned from a few sentences of text

outer wave
#

Tbf they got 18 primarches to play with

storm jungle
outer wave
#

I hope they literally caught Horus by his heel

outer wave
#

Like the emperor picks him up with two fingers

#

Yeah like that!

gray umbra
#

And the imperium rejoiced

storm jungle
#

me when Heresy

outer wave
#

Me when Horus Heresy enters the room

dusk patrol
#

I don’t think they should do a Fall series but I would like a series of earlier life of Vect and Eldrad

storm jungle
#

the Fall series would work if this wasnt a setting centered around just humans and plastic toys

dusk patrol
#

Maybe some of the Phoenix lords but I’d prefer they remain somewhat more aloof

storm jungle
#

they tried with the phoenix lords

#

it stopped after like 2 books

#

again, shit fandom

dusk patrol
#

That’s how many Phoenix lords there are basically anyways smh

gray umbra
#

Would a movie about the birth of slaanesh basically be porn

dusk patrol
#

There’s giant shuriken lady and grim reaper with pointy ears

outer wave
#

Mods, write up a good Eldar trilogy

dusk patrol
storm jungle
#

its about as ear-assaulting as you can expect

#

🦻

dusk patrol
#

There was doomsayers in the streets and shit

viral halo
#

Great game

dusk patrol
#

It’s not like a lot of Eldar didn’t see it coming

storm jungle
#

Yeah the ones that knew left

dusk patrol
#

CWE exist for a reason

storm jungle
#

yeee

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like they were literally abducting people off the street

#

and stabbing them in cult hideouts

#

lmao

#

nobody cared

#

im glad IRL isnt like that

gray umbra
#

🙂

dusk patrol
#

Late stage Eldar empire was pretty fucked

#

Remember

storm jungle
#

Basically Eppstein's Island

dusk patrol
#

The Drukhari are the inheritors of the Eldars Empire

#

Not the CWE or Exodites

storm jungle
#

and yeah its why they keep all the WMDs and shit

outer wave
dusk patrol
#

Those were the puritan hippies

viral halo
#

Coming in here to hang with the fun kids

#

Oh god they're talking about epstein

storm jungle
#

honestly he seems like the type

#

💀

outer wave
storm jungle
#

truly the stephen hawking of our time

green loom
#

The drukhari aren't inheritors, they are (what's left of) the Empire

viral halo
#

Stephen Hawking? Ravenor reference?

outer wave
#

YOO LOOK AT HIM GO

dusk patrol
#

Dont ask Stephen Hawking maid about how mobile he could be….

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

Something something There are ten million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe, your momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

storm jungle
#

FUCK

#

YOU RUINED IT

storm jungle
#

also still such a stupid but fucking funny line

rocky gale
#

Damn Dilara is a fake ERB fan

storm jungle
#

I WAS TRYING TO MODIFY IT

#

IM INNOCENT

rocky gale
#

Fake fan

outer wave
#

I dunno even know where this is from haha

viral halo
#

epic racist battles

storm jungle
#

Epic Rap Battles of History

viral halo
#

was a very popular youtbe channel

outer wave
#

OH

storm jungle
#

uh most of the vids are bad but

#

some are really fucking fire

outer wave
#

Oh right I remember watching alot of thay

viral halo
#

hitler vs darth vader aged like wine

storm jungle
#

the one we are referencing is Hawking vs Einstein

#

as expected Hawking literally murders Ein

#

💀

outer wave
rocky gale
#

Churchill vs Teddy Roosevelt is a fun one

storm jungle
#

Bro the TUNE in that one

dusk patrol
green loom
#

I liked the Russian one

dusk patrol
#

The Philosopher’s one is probably their best imo

#

But there’s a lot of great ones

storm jungle
#

It helps that like

dusk patrol
#

Teddy and Roosevelt is great too

#

The Ivan the Terrible one was awesome too

#

Deadpool vs Boba Fett

viral halo
#

do they still make ERB?

dusk patrol
#

Yeah

storm jungle
#

Once in awhile yeah

dusk patrol
#

Slower now but yeah

viral halo
#

That's hilarious

storm jungle
#

you go into expecting basic shit, then realise they actually did so much research that almost every line comes out as fire and you get instantly gripped by the exchanges lmao

#

they deffo upped their game for the mos tpart

viral halo
#

Whatever happened to Smosh

dusk patrol
#

Theyre still around

storm jungle
#

Smosh just fizzled out

#

Ye that

dusk patrol
#

Recently rebought the company

viral halo
#

And Machinima

storm jungle
#

Machinima is dead

#

and we are all happy for it

green loom
#

I find it funny that Anthony permanently crippled himself

dusk patrol
#

For while the two smosh guys kinda separated and one of them kept it going with a new crew

viral halo
#

Whatever happened to yogscast

rocky gale
#

Yea Smosh got bought by a bigger company, but then they rebought themselves a while back

dusk patrol
#

Then recently they got back together

#

The uh

rocky gale
#

Yogscast is still doing it's thing

dusk patrol
#

Good Mythical Morning guys had bought them

#

And sold it back for the same price

viral halo
#

I loved the yogscast, almost made me start appreciating the English before I came to my senses

storm jungle
#

so basically just sellouts

viral halo
#

their minecraft videos were generational

storm jungle
#

^

#

literally binging their Voltz series rn

viral halo
#

they prob made so much money off of diggy diggy hole

dusk patrol
#

I always loved Seananners but he’s too busy doing lame shit like being a dad and enjoying life with his millions now

crystal forum
dusk patrol
#

What a prick

viral halo
#

Their tekkit series was goated

viral halo
#

Man whatever happened to CRIKEN and that group

storm jungle
viral halo
crystal forum
#

have you seen cinnamontoastken lately? i saw a thumbnail of a video of his and he looks like my dad

storm jungle
#

Simon is worse than most techpriest overseers.

"You know Lewis I always care about you as an employee. You're like... my dog." 💀

dusk patrol
#

The day I lost my innocence was when we learned, which this shouldn’t have surprised anyone, that Tobuscus was a handful and was on a lot of drugs.

dusk patrol
#

Turns out it wasn’t a character

crystal forum
#

old youtubers had issues

storm jungle
#

YEP

dusk patrol
#

Some did some didn’t but yeah

rocky gale
#

Isn't Tobuscus like just straight up a right wing grifter now?

dusk patrol
#

He was one of the worse ones

crisp heath
dusk patrol
#

Not as bad as all the pedos though

rocky gale
#

Or tried to reinvent himself as one

crystal forum
#

onision is another fuckhead

dusk patrol
#

Maybe

#

I haven’t kept track

rocky gale
#

Criken is still doing his thing

crisp heath
#

Yeah tobuscus beat his wife and became a nazi

crystal forum
#

we don't talk about all the good old youtubers like angry video game nerd

storm jungle
#

AVGN is still great

#

he just mostly has ran out of steam which is fair since like

#

he literally has a family

#

lol

#

I still love James for sometimes just sitting down and talking about movies and shit, hes so fun to listen to

crystal forum
#

people dont realize how old markiplier is too

green loom
crisp heath
#

Markiplier aged like wine though

crystal forum
#

markiplier is a genuinely kind soul and i like that

dusk patrol
#

I don’t think Pewds is a Nazi, just overly edgy for a time period.

storm jungle
#

^

#

also Mark is just annoying

#

id punch him if i could

dusk patrol
#

Not much worse than like David Bowie

storm jungle
#

:)

dusk patrol
#

Who had his uh

#

Era

storm jungle
#

He was Ziggy

#

with a bit of Stardust

rocky gale
#

I'll always feel bad for Kiwo, there was a point she was top 10 most viewed women on Twitch, but then her view count just dropped for some reason

crisp heath
#

Who

dusk patrol
#

I still always love the clip of him talking about his wife ironing his suit that morning

viral halo
#

Pewdiepie bros love the n word man

dusk patrol
#

And the internet he nailed that way before it was big

green loom
#

What are some big youtubers who turned out to be kinda awful

storm jungle
#

theres a lot

dusk patrol
#

Idk there’s a few

#

I try not to focus on that too much lol

viral halo
#

Didn't the completionist get caught stealing from his charity? lmfao

#

he was my GOAT

crystal forum
crisp heath
#

Why don't we ever talk about how wild it is that the Fred guy got eaten by a bear

green loom
#

Who

storm jungle
#

whAT

dusk patrol
#

iDubbz was worried he wouldn’t be funny without the edginess. And unfortunately he was very right.

dusk patrol
#

Oh man

rocky gale
crisp heath
#

I made that up because it seemed funny

dusk patrol
#

Dude his WWE match with Cena is unironically pretty good

green loom
#

Oh funny thing I found out

dusk patrol
#

He takes some rough bumps

storm jungle
green loom
#

The Dracula flow guy is paid for by Filthy Frank

dusk patrol
#

I’ll always respect the Fred guy for doing that shit

crystal forum
storm jungle
#

Also Eternal when he finds me shit-talking Iron Hands AAAA-

dusk patrol
#

Pfft I’m not a Cena Stan

green loom
#

Just be awful

dusk patrol
#

I’d punt kick you

green loom
#

They rendered the house they were staying at uninhabitable lol

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

moistcritikal is prob the one old youtuber i can't form a strong opinion on

dusk patrol
#

Randy the goat

storm jungle
#

glad hes gone

crystal forum
#

his community is so dog shit but he's not a bad guy

green loom
dusk patrol
#

I like that Joji is more open with him being referenced in his concerts at least

crisp heath
#

Videos of Joji where you can almost see Frank boil to the surface

viral halo
#

did the fred guy actually get eaten by a bear?

#

lmao

green loom
#

Nope

dusk patrol
#

It will never not be funny to me how like

crisp heath
dusk patrol
#

Love dovey E-boy Jojis stuff is

crystal forum
dusk patrol
#

I like a lot of his songs too

#

But it’s so funny

storm jungle
#

We should talk about more popular people who are totally normal

#

like CaseyOh

dusk patrol
#

This guy

#

Wrote

rocky gale
dusk patrol
#

Cause sometimes I look in her eyes
And that's where I find a glimpse of us
And I try to fall for her touch
But I'm thinking of the way it was
Said I'm fine and said I moved on
I'm only here passing time in her arms
Hoping I'll find
A glimpse of us

#

It’s so funny

crystal forum
#

tyler1 is great because he's so sweet outside the persona lol

crystal forum
#

oh the banned guy

rocky gale
#

No clue

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

why is it so common for streamers to act completely deranged but be so normal outside streams

rocky gale
#

I live in Ireland, I know 15 guys who look like that

storm jungle
#

MODS GET HER OUTTA HERE

storm jungle
#

also like

#

we as a human species

crisp heath
#

Grace Helbig fell off hard

storm jungle
#

like comedy

#

and people being angry/upset

crystal forum
#

it's great when it's an act

storm jungle
#

its the same with Speed

#

whos a total psychopath

crystal forum
#

but there's some fucked up streamers

storm jungle
#

but really wholesome offscreen

#

lmao

green loom
#

I wish Asmongold was normal off stream

dusk patrol
#

Wings of Redemption

viral halo
#

speed is based

crisp heath
#

I remember being a teenager and slowly watching Grace Helbigs life deteriorate around her

viral halo
#

childish af tho

crisp heath
crystal forum
dusk patrol
#

Asmongold I think is mostly harmless like Charlie, they tend to just ride the popular opinion.

crisp heath
#

The dude is a literal biohazard lmao

dusk patrol
#

Asmongold just needs like

green loom
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dusk patrol
#

To be power washed

rocky gale
#

Asmongold was fine when he kept his deranged hobo energy contained to WoW

dusk patrol
#

And his house burned down

crisp heath
#

the blood wall

green loom
#

I think he's just hyper depressed after his parents died or something

viral halo
#

asmongold killed his mother

dusk patrol
#

But it doesn’t help

green loom
#

Well yeah but there was a brief period where he got a haircut

dusk patrol
#

I wanna see him improve cause it’s nice to see but yeah idk.

green loom
storm jungle
#

you can actually smell him through the screen

rocky gale
#

Someone find the video where they introduce Asmon to vegtables for the first time

storm jungle
#

GOD

rocky gale
#

and he reveals that like he's never eaten a grape, only grape flavoured things

storm jungle
tulip brook
#

I still think the guy played for the role

viral halo
#

what about asmon's teeth wall

#

his blood wall

rocky gale
#

How many walls does this man have

tulip brook
#

there's no way someone doesn't even know the most common fruits

#

at some point he ate one and said it tastes like gummy bears

dusk patrol
#

He’s got such a mental block on it too

#

Like he’s ashamed of it but he won’t change it.

green loom
#

I can kinda get that

storm jungle
#

Piece of shi-

arctic talon
#

Does he even play wow still

green loom
#

Mostly because I'm badly depressed smilecat

arctic talon
#

Or does he just complain warrior is underpowered

green loom
arctic talon
#

While it’s top tier in like

#

Mythic+ and pvp

tulip brook
#

he doesn't need to change anything tbh

#

he gets really good money with his lifestyle

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

He has no incentive to do anything different

outer wave
#

I wish he cleaned his room

arctic talon
#

Lol

rocky gale
gray umbra
#

Asmon just react videos to things nowadays

green loom
#

Is Scarce still alive

#

Or was he killed in some Call of Duty death ritual for talking youtube drama

dusk patrol
#

Yeah I don’t think he’s someone I care much for their opinion but it’s like moistcriticwl

outer wave
# rocky gale Alright Jordan Peterson

It's one of those things that I can sort of appreciate about JP, plus he helped my lil bro out of a depressive streak only to become really weird later on. Otherwise fuck JP

crisp heath
#

When i was like 13 I followed this girl on yt who would talk about how she saw shadow people and summoned demons and now she's a makeup influencer

dusk patrol
#

He mostly just gives the most basic safe and take on stuff

arctic talon
#

It’s so annoying lol

dusk patrol
#

A big reason I want him to clean up his act is because you got kids watching him

green loom
#

The best thing Jordan Peterson spawned is C&C edits

outer wave
#

Oh those are so goos

#

Good

green loom
#

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crisp heath
#

Man Vipers arrest tripped me out. Like I didn't think he was a good guy but it was a wild story

green loom
#

Which Viper

#

Darkviper?

crisp heath
#

The rapper

#

You'll cowards don't even smoke crack

green loom
#

The Mandalore viper?

#

Ah yeah

#

Fkn Mandalore man

crisp heath
#

The guy who put out an album every week lmao

#

Did he know Mandalore???

green loom
#

HE EDITED THE VIDEO

crisp heath
#

Still it's pretty wild a guy who is even moderately famous could keep that under wraps

#

Wild shit

green loom
#

I think

azure knoll
green loom
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14:11

azure knoll
#

same thing happened with the love of tate. at first he started with "here's how to get your life in order: work out, focus on yourself." but then he turned into what he did and started spouting off wild shit, but people viewed him with a halo of "oh but he got me into working out and that helped me out of my hole. i love him he can't do anything wrong"

green loom
#

Mandalore is fucking WILD

rocky gale
#

"This guy gave me advice one time, I will defend him as he literally commits human trafficking"

arctic talon
#

Lol

#

People idolize people too easily

crisp heath
#

Which youtube do you think is most likely to eat people

green loom
#

At this point

#

Mandy

crisp heath
#

It has to be a vtuber right

rocky gale
#

Does it have to be a big Youtuber, because like I've got a friend who would totally eat someone

dusk patrol
#

Idk why anyone cares about Andrew when Tristian is him but better in every way

arctic talon
#

Because uhhh

arctic talon
#

Idfk

dusk patrol
#

smokes cigar shirtless on stream

rocky gale
spring cairn
#

no i usually hit them with hammers

azure knoll
#

people don't associate with me

#

dude cannibals are the least of my problems

#

there's so many different worse kinds of people in the world

#

why would cannibals be on my radar

#

there's normies out there, yo! there's no way i'm associating with a normie willingly

rocky gale
#

Server I was in, there was a channel specifically for them to talk about it, was pretty interesting

spring cairn
#

cannibals aren't my concerns, but it's more of an opportunistic thing you see

dusk patrol
#

I can’t remember her name but one of the funniest videos I remember watching on YouTube was this one manic YouTuber lady, probably in her 20s, really emblematic of that cringey style of YouTube comedy back then, but Jerry Seinfields daughter loved her so he went on her show cause he’s a dad and he wanted his kids to think he’s cool

azure knoll
#

about cannibalism?

dusk patrol
#

And it’s so hilarious and cringey

spring cairn
#

if i spot one might aswell hit it with my hammer

#

it's right there

dusk patrol
#

You can tell he wants to die the whole time

azure knoll
azure knoll
#

or zionists, more topically nowadays

rocky gale
spring cairn
#

if you do 1 thing, it doesn't prevent doing another

azure knoll
spring cairn
#

just sayin'

azure knoll
green loom
#

I want to punch warhammer fans

azure knoll
arctic talon
#

You can hit yourself pretty easily

azure knoll
#

i know we're full of self-loathing but like

green loom
#

I do so regularly

azure knoll
#

we can make it less obvious

arctic talon
crisp heath
#

,,,, ham warmer

green loom
arctic talon
green loom
spring cairn
#

who dat

crisp heath
#

Other people can draw femboy skitarii

arctic talon
crisp heath
#

But yes it is

arctic talon
crisp heath
#

Archon knows the way to my heart too well

green loom
#

They got chased out of the community so they're making fallout art now

azure knoll
crisp heath
#

Who was mean to Archon???

green loom
#

Uhh

#

A lot of weirdos

#

Or enough anyway

arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

While people were cringe to the artist and mean

arctic talon
#

They still interact with the admech discord

#

Lol

arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

Is also am very over “look guys I made X 40k character a femboy”

#

Comedy

crisp heath
#

Comedy?

#

Archon is just down bad

dusk patrol
#

Look guys I made this primarch a generic anime girl with massive tits

arctic talon
spring cairn
#

meh

#

sound like a government psyop

green loom
#

Is it a good idea to move to the bible belt

crisp heath
#

Ask yourself that question again out loud

dusk patrol
#

I doubt you’ll have an issue tbh

green loom
#

My accent sounds slightly off and I get shot for being a Russian spy

dusk patrol
#

Your neighbors might be assholes same as anywhere else

arctic talon
#

^

dusk patrol
#

They might be sweathearts

#

The idea that one place has a monopoly on that is goofy

arctic talon
#

Bible Belt can vary in quality of living it’s not too bad in most of it

dusk patrol
#

It’s much cheaper generally

arctic talon
#

But it’s a step up from a lot of places in the world

dusk patrol
#

Depends on if you’re ok with living in a more low key town

arctic talon
#

Though that’s more Midwest

#

Then Bible Belt

dusk patrol
#

I personally enjoy where I live but I also don’t care for big cities normally

#

So it’s more what you want out of a place

crisp heath
#

I long to worm my way deep into a forgotten cave system, living in the dark off fungus and fetid, stagnant water

arctic talon
crisp heath
#

He's notoriously kawaii

dusk patrol
#

BEEG anime eyes

rocky gale
#

I'd prefer to move to a city tbh, like sure they're scary but it's better than living in a country town with next to no public transport.

crisp heath
#

Whenever I'm in a city longer than 3 hours I have panic attacks and cry

dusk patrol
#

Like I said it depends on what you want

green loom
#

I live in a craptown where over half the population is not here for 90% of the year

spring cairn
dusk patrol
#

I personally didn’t enjoy living near a city when I did

crisp heath
#

Time for the us train chart

arctic talon
#

What about the US train chart

crisp heath
#

It sucks

arctic talon
#

Well yeah

#

The US is kind of fucking huge

rocky gale
#

Like living in a commuter town and being unable to drive means you can do literally nothing

dusk patrol
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I don’t think that chart is accurate also

arctic talon
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It’s hard to get the same density of rails as other countries

arctic talon
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But it would look a whole lot more hideous if it did

green loom
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Serbian rail lines are funny

crisp heath
dusk patrol
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But yeah when you have a country the size of some continents

green loom
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My home region has rails older than the last 10 generations of my family

dusk patrol
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Also US culture is built around cars, it’s a multiple fold thing

soft thunder
arctic talon
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Interstate rail systems are generally

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decent

rocky gale
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Like the entire purpose of my town is for people to live, while driving into the city to work. If you can't drive you're fucked

dusk patrol
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Indianapolis has trail lines

green loom
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New York is almost the size of my country smarf

arctic talon
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Emphasis on cars

green loom
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as in the state(?)

dusk patrol
arctic talon
dusk patrol
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People driving 1 hour commutes to Chicago from Indiana everyday cause they can’t afford and/or don’t want to live near the city