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I am a radical IP abolitionist. IP laws are enforced by police, police are organized by government, government will always be weak to corporate corruption
xD
Boeing has killed a third whistleblower
a 3rd??
its a terminal condition
it cant be real
jokes aside actually lol?
Christ
oh my god
Boeing being the actual precursor to the Officio Assasinorum
Oh okay
Oh, that’s marginally better
there isn't a third dead one yet
Boeing should work on their reputation as a whistle-blower killer
Yea the 3rd one is just interviewing that he "fears for his life"
Cuz uh that's not a good look
Appears to be suicide but is not consistant with prior behavior
Neither is their planes falling apart midflight
Guy says "i will never kill myself if they say its suicide its not"
is found dead
its suicide
I said "suicide" smh
not suicide
the corenor office can't just say yeah the boeing death squad got his ass
lol
Damn “suicide” seems to be a common cause of death for investigative journalists and whistleblowers, coincidence I’m sure
Boeing bribed and threatened coroners too I suppose
There was even that gmod the debackle
russia confused as to why all their journalists keep "commiting suicide" so strange
I do like how everyone knows Boeing is killing these people too
and nobody cares of course
Nah at least they are honest…about them being in Gulags lol
yep
LMAO
Artists would make far more money getting to use big corpo IPs for their own merch and products than they would lose having big corpos steal their tiny wierdo webcomic (which they can just do anyway with zero repurcussions under the current system)
Yeah i was referring to a previous "victim"
I think my point is that like
there's not enough evidence
even if the government wanted to do something lol
Murder is easier as a large group then as a single person lol
"Getting sick with supsiciously medicine resistant bacteria is totally normal!"
John Mcafee's death is interesting to look up 🙂
He led an interesting life xD
If you count murder and rampent drug abuse sure lol
He and one of his wives where on a boat in international waters and he was streaming by satelitte "if they capture me and they say I commited suicide, I didnt and they got me. here is a tatoo that says I will never do it"
he was very smart lol
4 hours later in a prison in portugal
aside from the fact he was utterly derranged
On a smaller conspiracy, this reminds me of the conspiratorial rumours about how Mounty (sp?) Oum was actually given bad medical advice, leading to his death
idk
after being chased by CIA speedboats
I don't really care about how he died
its an interesting story lol
Something about being advised by someone to take meds he is allergic to or something like that
Someone really didn't like his master chief twist huh
He also had an abusive father lol
apple doesn't fall far from the tree
in that regard lol
Bad medical advice kills a lot of people tragically.
Doctors ignoring given issues, signing it off as “hysteria” fucking ridiculous, all that time to get a doctorate and still not using that brain
Not sure, but the rumours were actually pointing fingers at the Rooster Teeth crew (some of the disloyal ones that supposedly sold out to WB maybe, can’t recall details now)
I honestly think he killed himself personally lol
considering he was prolly gona get sentnced to life in prison
but meh
no point dwelling over a dead rich guy
Mcafee?
yeah
Okay for a second I read it as monty lol
2 convos, easy to get mixed up XD
but yeah I think he actually just used the rope solution lol
Yea, it is kind of a funny prank to pull if you are gonna end it anyway
just raise the amount of suspicion and anger in the world
as a funny prank
haha
its a prank in the sense that he said it was an assassination and it wasnt
fair
on topic darktide lore
What's darktide?
Who is Darktide
Where is the dark tide?
How is the Darktide
Weird looking necron
ermmm... what the ||darktide||?
if the pox gas modifier is canon
tertium is turning into an even bigger shithole
then it was
I missed the John Mcafee convo 
Start it up again lmao
Why is darktide
Just thought of like 5 genestealer cult ideas I like 
Tell 'em
“I swear, every year these void scum look stranger and stranger. They barely even look human…”
-Last known words of Captain Serlas Laurel
The Void Coven are a genestealer cult primarily found within primarily void ships and shipyards or planets that have heavy ties with the Imperial Navy. This cult’s primary objective is to hijack vessels of the Imperial Navy and to purposely build and sabotage void ships to hide genestealers. Due to the cult’s primary output the cult often creates or attracts Brood Brothers who usually cooperate to fulfill their common goals.
First paragraph’s first draft
I like that their niche is specifically smuggling genestealers onto ships, nice
GSC need more light vehicles
Like an ULM with 2 GS cultist who throw Tnt out of their craft
Forklift…
They use to have limos actually
Thanks! I love the idea of like, ship mutineers, overthrowing the captain and continuing like nothing happened while secretly aiding other cults
Its a fun niche of GSC
Yeee
Oh also in Necromunda they have jeeps and land trains
Ooohh
Yeee, I’d love to run one of the land trains in GSC but a; obseenly expensive, b; idk what I’d run them as
It*
Oh that’s just a cool vehicle, put tank treads on a construction vehicle
It’s fucking huge lmao
How many ogryns fit in it?
a lot
ngl it looks like a torox on steroids
which im guess is basically what it is in terms of useages
Mechanicus?
Its a chronos pattern ironcrawler,its basically a bank vault on treads
the Ridgehauler its based on is a mechanicus manufactured vehicle but the Chronos Pattern Ironcrawler has been modified to be
much more durable
ridgehauler is pretty much just a massive flatbed truck

@storm jungle was looking for that picture of GSC vs void dragon but found a piece of art just as good
IN ADDITON
FEAR THE HUMBLE POWER DRILL
NOT EVEN THE FORCES OF CHAOS CAN DEFEAT THE POWER OF A BLACK+DECKER 20V
I find the art of the goliath truck for MTG fun
The genestealer cults are so amazing
god please next edition for them
not more fucking characters lol
GSC are like at an absurd ratio rn
I think like over half their range is characters
so they have anything thats like SPG/MBT equivalent? so far all i have seen of the GSC's vics are just lights and IFV/APC
nah, all their vehicles are IFV/APC/Technicals
now granted some of those vehicles have
a lot of guns strapped to them
so just the Toyota of 40k basically
yeah
this is technically a SPG lol
now granted the GSC do steal guard tanks and such
is that a whirlwind missile launcher?
It is a Achilles brand commercial missile launcher
it is only intended attachment for the ridgerunner lol
to be fair, its kinda the gimmick, its nto liek demons where we are eternally trapped 90 year old characters
yeah
well luckily we get new units with every guard update
but uhhh
waht is needed?
Honest I’d like a weapon sprue
I would love to see a battle akin to the great Toyota war with GSC against guard with those modified buggies
i wonder if its possible to kitbash the GSC vics to look chaos and then have a real great Toyota war betten GSC and a chaos cult
is there a name for the 4 wheelers that are seen throughout the torrent and chasm terminus etc? I know the GSC trucks are Goliath Trucks iirc. Are there any other named vehicles besides leman russ tanks (idk the type in game) and valkyries?
the quad bikes?
its an Atalan Wolfquad
yup that's the one
the tanks in game are leman russ demolishers
atalan in general have the reputation of the rider dying before the vehicle goes lol
ah, excellent* ty
arent they the regiment that is basically just Huns in space?
oh right
Imagine if out of nowhere a whole ass Toyota Hilux shows up as a model
whats this truck from?
I like that it uses the 40k PROPRIETARY shipping container on the back
Necromunda
Called the Cargo 8
was pretty cool finally seeing one after it being mentioned bazillion times in Abnett books
and probably in other books as well
Thinking of it, did the Delague never get a vehicle ? Will they ever?
the new van sar guys actuall are so cool looking
reminds me of nihei-san's manga
I kind of want to get them just to paint them in a manga style
That is one ugly Cherub
Actually it's a Caryatid 🤓
Imperium familiars are weird, the chaos ones make more sense
Why do the Arbite need robot murder eagles? Cause.
Why they need to be eagles idk I guess it’s cool
But they’re recon and also you know they can fuck someone up
Drones, Servo Skull takedown
Generally faster than Servo Skulls too
Similar to the cyber mastiffs
Faster, dangerous, they can enter a room first or be on over watch
Not complicated tbh, same reason we use drones irl for stuff
Yah I suppose, I guess some part of me didn’t expect falconry to still be a thing in the 41st millennium
a common theme in the imperium is that it is cheaper and easier and more compliant with anti-AI laws to cybernetically modify a living creature to perform a robot's task than it is to make a robot.
hence servitors, servo-skulls, cyber-mastifs, but also cyber-falcons. they already fly, have excellent eyesight, etc. might as well turn them into a drone.
It was more that I suppose seeing animals at all in 40k is a surprise, like I kinda forgot dogs were a thing in the setting before Necromunda Hired Gun.
So seeing it go even further and having cybernetic falcons as a dystopian twist on falconry, was surprising I guess?
I suppose there’s the grox and farmed leeches, but a lot of the other life in the imperium seems to take the background.
Like a Space Wolf wrestling and killing a wolf the size of a kodiak bear is a small blip in their backstory and a cool cape nothing more.
It’s neat, wish we saw more non human servitors outside of psyker/librarian familiars. Course not like there’s anything outside of tabletop and books that features an Arbitor as a character
these are kind of like the AT-43 Therians (or the other way round?)
funny because those are made by Adrian Smith an old 40k artist too lol
I love designs like this
Oh heh this thing looks
Familiar
I think whoever worked on StarCraft ghost may have gotten into modelling

which manga was this and is it worth reading? Looks cool
Yes, but I will say the author gets much more mature as a writer as he goes on (Im a fan of all his works, hes well known for his extremely unique style)
Blame! is the first one that made him popular
Knights of Sidonia (a mecha manga sort of, with eldritch space body horror themes)
thats my favorite
Biomega is kind of a middle ground
hmmm I'll take a look, body horror isn't my thing if it's too raunchy. As long as it's just cool or scary like Junji Ito I'll thumb through it
one of my favorite manga authors of all time, up there with kentaro miura imo in having a unique style
its not horror really
just dark
knights of sidonia has lots of very light hearted slice of life moments actually
right on, I'm sure I'll get down w/ it
I've heard the name knights of sidonia thrown around before
Tsutomu Nihei (弐瓶 勉, Nihei Tsutomu, born February 26, 1971) is a Japanese manga artist. Nihei has been drawing comics professionally since the mid-1990s. In 1995 he was awarded the Jiro Taniguchi Special Prize in that year's Afternoon Four Seasons Award for his submission, Blame. After working as an assistant to veteran comic artist Tsutomu Taka...
Nihei's Blame and Biomega are probably his most coolest works
Knights of Sidonia is his most awesome stuff tho
I wont deny that
AYE BLAME!
The Emperors Children Index released and it's shit
It adds literally nothing
No detachment, no stratagems, no special rules
Only two datasheets for Lucius the Eternal and Noise Marines
But they're just the same datasheets from the old CSM index
There is only one change in the Index and it's that Lucius now returns with full health rather than d3 wounds
I know GW can go low effort some times, but jeez why did they even bother releasing this
Like the only difference between Emperors Children and CSM is
"You have to include Lucius as your Warlord" everything else you just use default CSM rules, except you can't use Khorne, Nurgle or Tzeentch units
Thanks, I hate it.
Icing on top is GW no longer sells models for either Lucius the Eternal or Noise Marine squads. So like what was even the point of this?
they made a change for a model they aren't even selling anymore
my god GW's Abilty to be a Coinflip is amazing
Suppose you could buy the Lucius the Duellist model from Horus Heresy, it's infinitly better looking than the Lucius the Eternal model
Like you can easily expect them to make some amazing changes and just as f*** up the flow of things
Did the one in horus heresy have the same rules as the one in 40k?
Before and after heorin.
Lucius in Horus Heresy(tabletop) literally mulches anyone but sigusmend in melee combat lol
And thats because Siggy cheats
by refusing to die after he gets his goddamn head lopped off

excluding primarchs
I should add
If I worshiped Slaanesh and she turned me into a melted scrotum I wouldn't be Eternal for long.
Ay!
LOL
Tell your Marine Brother to not ignore dying smh
its annoying
Lucius in 40k is still a melee blender
but he isn't nearly as dominant as he is in Heresy
Enjoy playing CSM but with even less flexability for no added benefit.
Seriously
bro we all thought they were gonna get a codex so i was already bummed out when they announced a detachment, so imagine my reaction now seeing all THIS 💀
ngl I'm not suprised at all lol
like
this was entierly just to hold them over till they get a codex
this is like the world eaters white dwarf rules lol
Suffer
Was really looking forward to something in regards to these Homicidal Maniacs, but I guess the Purp Legion got sidelined again.
What happens if lucius commits sewerslide
Slaanesh will bring him back
it doesn't matter lol
slaanesh finds Lucius's suffering entertaining
feel no pain
he has both FNP + eternal warrior lol
Only think I'm saying about Lucius is that he is somewhat boring.
Like Karn, Typhus and Arhiman all are big examples of what people succeeding in Chaos cults end up like
its kind of fucking insane
amazing how feel no pain protect you from being sucked into the warp via d-cannon, or being turned into sashimi by monofilament wires
even stuff that magic forcefields and literally being magic can't protect from
Eternal warrior literally lets you survive being shot by a volcano cannon lol
its so funny
Ignoring instant death rules is such a stupid mechanic
I'm suprised GW kept instant death in heresy
considering they removed almost all the fucking AP3
including on the goddamn plasma cannon
Lucius is failing upwards
Im gonna assume next year
more than enough prep time, we got all the evidence of them being sidelined from the main chaos codex so
its almost certianly next year or end of edition stuff
def not soon though
not with so many factions that don't have a codex yet
hey wolf how long does it take to usually replace a faction's codex
Uh it depends but its usually not that long
the issue is E.Children are like
since they're always edition launch
the side-faction of side-factions
E.Children didn't have a codex
they're the last of the formerly 4 neglected children
literally nobody gives a shit about them in lore and fanbase-wise mostly
that are the cult legions
so we'll see
lol
They’re not, they’re way beyond.
Emprahs children exist for cocaine memes
They’re all being fucked with like Lucius is
The fact that Lucius does fuck all because he doesn’t care about the Long War is kinda the point
EC are very interesting in that they just generally do what they find interesting
not any sort of long term wargoal
Well they all are owned by their gods and all
But for a starting cultist of they are things that inspire, Lucius never felt inspiring to me in setting
Cultists aren’t hearing about these guys anyways
Ahriman also isn’t someone you should wanna emulate if you did
Its kind of hard to see them as inspiring since the only inspiring thing about them is that they selfishly chase the latest high and do whatever the fuck they want
They’re examples of the flaws and strengths of their gods like anything else, a Slannesh cultist is gonna see in Lucius what a Khornate cultist would see in Kharn
Chaos isn’t supposed to be inspiring
Especially for those who actually make it
Cultists in general can barely hope to see a CSM, let alone kiss the boots of one let alone be one
should i do the darktiding?
Lucius is a perfect emblematic champion of Slannesh, he has a really overpowered ability and is extremely skilled but he fucks around and dies because he only cares about getting the most perfect duel he can and doesn’t care about actually accomplishing anything
The Emperors Children of all the legions in the heresy really do fuck all despite being a very effective force
And then they should have won the legion wars by merit of being the most powerful major force after but they fumbled that too
Ahriman similarly could be much more effective than he is but he’s obsessed with the Rubric which he’s too much of a fool to see he’ll never be allowed to reverse.
The point is for how much power chaos gives you there’s a big cost too
Lucius is given an insanely powerful ability which would be a benefit to most people but it just ends up being an ironic curse for him since he doesn’t care anymore and he keeps chasing that dragon of some arbitrary perfect duel
Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk
Kharn is a pretty swell guy
Im not reading all of that
But know that i disagree or agree depending on what you said about my faction

Thorpe is right about the Eldar
Sigh if only the Eldar had space marines....
I cast thrope will write the next iron hands book upon ye
How does this so perfectly portray my feelings?
There’s gonna be another Iron Hands book?!
idk
The aspect warriors?
They’re the rough equivalent for the faction but yeah
Yeah they are the special forces basically
idk i never watched the warhammer anime
What is your faction
Mainly Eldar but I like everyone.
Thats warpsinging in a nutshell
I really wanna like eldar but fuck, I only like the aspect warriors lmao
tho the samurai stuff is not too in the face
YESSSS
tbh nothing is stopping you from building an army with nothing but people from aspect shrines lol
They have the power of Space Frog and Anime on their side
They aren’t battline tho
You’re in luck cause
Also that’s fuck all expensive
That’s the primary CWE unit
WHAT?
I like the idea of eldar
Very blood elf but cooler
That’s like saying “I wanna like the Imperium but I only enjoy space marines”
It’s weird I like the drukhari’s normal units alot but I don’t like their specialized shit
I think they are fine
I am curious what you consider their special stuff
The non main 3 specific units
Like uh
Honestly I like the incubi
Yea
I like chaos but i dont like the daemons is probably a worst offender
demons are my favorite part of chaos lmao
That’s funny
How like- opinions work
Not being a dick I’m just surprised
I like eldar but without the elves
Fr
Some guy rolling up to the function with nothing but Wraith constructs
Genestealer cults are my favorite 40k faction tho
Wasn’t that meta?
No
Oh
you still ran some guardians
Iyanden moment
for points scoring
and also some warlocks
I'm saying an army that is entierly wraiths
including the Wraithseer lol
I fuckin loveee the uh, zombie Eldar
The true gaunt carpet is an exercise in mass suffering
Like potential wise
Mandrakes?
No the faction
The real gaunt carpet is the friends we made along the way
T7 infantry lul
Ynnari?
I do find it funny Wraith guard are in a weird spot
where they can't be infantry or vehicles or monsters
so they just get slapped with infantry
Please GW I'm begging you release one exodite mini for craftworlders, I just need one space elf on a dinosaur
For the psyker cosmetics, are those little red or green waste-sash-things an excusively Cadian stylistic thing or is it something all Imperial Guard psykers can sometimes wear?
Like are these dude cadians?
Cus this dude is Cadian in the description
I think it's a Psyker thing and not a Cadian thing
It might just be stylistic
the bontaz set actually doesn't look half bad
Like how commissars have red sashes
The green sash is a normal psyker thing, its taken straight from the O.G imperial psyker miniatures
The guy on the right had too many shrooms
You can see the green employed on some other psykers so its also mostly because it looks stylish

But Scourges, Reavers, Venoms, Hellions, Incubi, Grotesques, Raiders and Mandrakes and the planes are all cool
each wrinkle on the right guy's forehead is +1 on the psyker power level scale
Heretical

No Eldar Space Marines
Side note I doubt any eldar fan would like that
I mean the constructs or the uh, ass ugly flesh puppets
Are kinds space marines
Erm I'm an Eldar fan and I speak for them all: we would all love Eldar space marines
Yeah we all want eldar marines
Yes of course we also want 50 books of the Eldar version of the horus heresy
Kek
Why yes I’d like a Eldar space marine

50 books of Eldar lore culminating in the birth of Slaanesh 
Ngl I feel like 4-8 books would be more than enough for that event
Maybe more like 4 books
Maybe even 2
Depend on what you want
Like they could also have done the HH in less than 10 books
And I'd be much more interested in the Aeldari Empire stuff than the HH
Like you could get both sides of the empire, those that are to become craftworlders, and those that will become stuck in Comorraugh
That's kinda it though
You can entirely make a book series about it yeah, its down to the writers to make it interesting.
Remember that the Heresy literally spawned from a few sentences of text

Tbf they got 18 primarches to play with
I hope they literally caught Horus by his heel
And the imperium rejoiced
me when Heresy
Me when Horus Heresy enters the room
I don’t think they should do a Fall series but I would like a series of earlier life of Vect and Eldrad
the Fall series would work if this wasnt a setting centered around just humans and plastic toys
Maybe some of the Phoenix lords but I’d prefer they remain somewhat more aloof
they tried with the phoenix lords
it stopped after like 2 books

again, shit fandom
That’s how many Phoenix lords there are basically anyways smh
Would a movie about the birth of slaanesh basically be porn
There’s giant shuriken lady and grim reaper with pointy ears
Mods, write up a good Eldar trilogy
We get some small parts of it in some books
We got the birth of Slaanesh in canon format in Battlefleet Gothic 2 in a cutscene
its about as ear-assaulting as you can expect
🦻
There was doomsayers in the streets and shit
Great game
It’s not like a lot of Eldar didn’t see it coming
Yeah the ones that knew left
CWE exist for a reason
yeee
like they were literally abducting people off the street
and stabbing them in cult hideouts
lmao
nobody cared
im glad IRL isnt like that

🙂
Basically Eppstein's Island
and yeah its why they keep all the WMDs and shit
The Eldar are all in his lil black book
Those were the puritan hippies
What if the Emperor's name was on that list...
honestly he seems like the type
💀
He gets off to watching girls clad in gold trying to solve quantum mechanics
The drukhari aren't inheritors, they are (what's left of) the Empire
Stephen Hawking? Ravenor reference?
YOO LOOK AT HIM GO
Something something "They are ten million million million million million genes in the human body that we can observe, I'll take those and put them in your mom."

Something something There are ten million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe, your momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
also still such a stupid but fucking funny line
Damn Dilara is a fake ERB fan
Fake fan
I dunno even know where this is from haha
epic racist battles
Epic Rap Battles of History
was a very popular youtbe channel
OH
Oh right I remember watching alot of thay
hitler vs darth vader aged like wine
the one we are referencing is Hawking vs Einstein
as expected Hawking literally murders Ein
💀
You know, that was my favorite as a kid...
Churchill vs Teddy Roosevelt is a fun one
Bro the TUNE in that one
Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill. Epic Rap Battles of History
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Yeah Eistein crushed it but that line was fire
I liked the Russian one
Rasputin vs Stalin. Epic Rap Battles of History
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It helps that like
Teddy and Roosevelt is great too
The Ivan the Terrible one was awesome too
Deadpool vs Boba Fett
do they still make ERB?
Yeah
Once in awhile yeah
Slower now but yeah
That's hilarious
you go into expecting basic shit, then realise they actually did so much research that almost every line comes out as fire and you get instantly gripped by the exchanges lmao
they deffo upped their game for the mos tpart
Whatever happened to Smosh
Theyre still around
Recently rebought the company
And Machinima
I find it funny that Anthony permanently crippled himself
For while the two smosh guys kinda separated and one of them kept it going with a new crew
Whatever happened to yogscast
Yea Smosh got bought by a bigger company, but then they rebought themselves a while back
Yogscast is still doing it's thing
I loved the yogscast, almost made me start appreciating the English before I came to my senses
Yogcast is going good but they basically have ran out of creativity and all they do is play Trouble in Terrorist Town
so basically just sellouts
their minecraft videos were generational
they prob made so much money off of diggy diggy hole
I always loved Seananners but he’s too busy doing lame shit like being a dad and enjoying life with his millions now
became a company like =3
What a prick
Their tekkit series was goated
LMAO
Man whatever happened to CRIKEN and that group
singlehandedly destroying Sips Co.
brick by brick
have you seen cinnamontoastken lately? i saw a thumbnail of a video of his and he looks like my dad
Simon is worse than most techpriest overseers.
"You know Lewis I always care about you as an employee. You're like... my dog." 💀
The day I lost my innocence was when we learned, which this shouldn’t have surprised anyone, that Tobuscus was a handful and was on a lot of drugs.
LMAO
Turns out it wasn’t a character
old youtubers had issues
YEP
Some did some didn’t but yeah
Isn't Tobuscus like just straight up a right wing grifter now?
He was one of the worse ones
Criken shows up in charborg videos sometimes
Not as bad as all the pedos though
Or tried to reinvent himself as one
onision is another fuckhead
Idk
Maybe
I haven’t kept track
Criken is still doing his thing
Yeah tobuscus beat his wife and became a nazi
we don't talk about all the good old youtubers like angry video game nerd
AVGN is still great
he just mostly has ran out of steam which is fair since like
he literally has a family
lol
I still love James for sometimes just sitting down and talking about movies and shit, hes so fun to listen to
people dont realize how old markiplier is too
Wait till you learn that Pewds is a nazi 
Markiplier aged like wine though
markiplier is a genuinely kind soul and i like that
I don’t think Pewds is a Nazi, just overly edgy for a time period.
Not much worse than like David Bowie
:)
I'll always feel bad for Kiwo, there was a point she was top 10 most viewed women on Twitch, but then her view count just dropped for some reason
Who
I still always love the clip of him talking about his wife ironing his suit that morning
Pewdiepie bros love the n word man
And the internet he nailed that way before it was big
What are some big youtubers who turned out to be kinda awful
theres a lot
it's like internet historian. they act like they dont associate with their community but come on man these people are attracted to certain types
Why don't we ever talk about how wild it is that the Fred guy got eaten by a bear
Who
whAT
iDubbz was worried he wouldn’t be funny without the edginess. And unfortunately he was very right.
Oh man
Kiwo, she was in a bunch of Crikens videos
I made that up because it seemed funny
Dude his WWE match with Cena is unironically pretty good
Oh funny thing I found out
He takes some rough bumps
Cena was the best part of that movie
The Dracula flow guy is paid for by Filthy Frank
I’ll always respect the Fred guy for doing that shit
i liked him with filthyfrank where the edgyness was just being absolutely fucking stupid
Pfft I’m not a Cena Stan
That was the idea yeah
Just be awful
They rendered the house they were staying at uninhabitable lol
god damn it
moistcritikal is prob the one old youtuber i can't form a strong opinion on
Randy the goat
Yeah like ill be honest, legit cannot stand Frank lol
glad hes gone
his community is so dog shit but he's not a bad guy
I like him for not liking the alpha male grifters but otherwise he's basically just a chatbot
I like that Joji is more open with him being referenced in his concerts at least
Videos of Joji where you can almost see Frank boil to the surface
Nope
It will never not be funny to me how like
No I made that up because it seemed funny
Love dovey E-boy Jojis stuff is
his opinions are incredibly mid yeah but he's fun to listen to
He's either getting better or he's getting worse cus he's paying for this stuff
Who?
Cause sometimes I look in her eyes
And that's where I find a glimpse of us
And I try to fall for her touch
But I'm thinking of the way it was
Said I'm fine and said I moved on
I'm only here passing time in her arms
Hoping I'll find
A glimpse of us
It’s so funny
tyler1 is great because he's so sweet outside the persona lol
oh the banned guy
No clue
YOU'RE BANNED
why is it so common for streamers to act completely deranged but be so normal outside streams
I live in Ireland, I know 15 guys who look like that
MODS GET HER OUTTA HERE
lmao
Its easy money
also like
we as a human species
Grace Helbig fell off hard
it's great when it's an act
but there's some fucked up streamers
I wish Asmongold was normal off stream
Wings of Redemption
speed is based
I remember being a teenager and slowly watching Grace Helbigs life deteriorate around her
childish af tho
the blood wall
any streamer who gets involved in politics is a clown to me
Asmongold I think is mostly harmless like Charlie, they tend to just ride the popular opinion.
The dude is a literal biohazard lmao
Asmongold just needs like
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To be power washed
Asmongold was fine when he kept his deranged hobo energy contained to WoW
And his house burned down
the blood wall
I think he's just hyper depressed after his parents died or something
asmongold killed his mother
He’s always been like that tbh
But it doesn’t help
Well yeah but there was a brief period where he got a haircut
I wanna see him improve cause it’s nice to see but yeah idk.
Also whaaaa
Hes the entire reason I hate hardcore WoW fans in general
you can actually smell him through the screen
Someone find the video where they introduce Asmon to vegtables for the first time
GOD
and he reveals that like he's never eaten a grape, only grape flavoured things

I still think the guy played for the role
How many walls does this man have
there's no way someone doesn't even know the most common fruits
at some point he ate one and said it tastes like gummy bears
Yeah it’s painful to see
He’s got such a mental block on it too
Like he’s ashamed of it but he won’t change it.
I can kinda get that
Piece of shi-
Does he even play wow still
Mostly because I'm badly depressed 
Or does he just complain warrior is underpowered
ofc
I wish he cleaned his room
Lol
Alright Jordan Peterson
Asmon just react videos to things nowadays
Is Scarce still alive
Or was he killed in some Call of Duty death ritual for talking youtube drama
Yeah I don’t think he’s someone I care much for their opinion but it’s like moistcriticwl
It's one of those things that I can sort of appreciate about JP, plus he helped my lil bro out of a depressive streak only to become really weird later on. Otherwise fuck JP
When i was like 13 I followed this girl on yt who would talk about how she saw shadow people and summoned demons and now she's a makeup influencer
People parrot him
He mostly just gives the most basic safe and take on stuff
It’s so annoying lol
A big reason I want him to clean up his act is because you got kids watching him
The best thing Jordan Peterson spawned is C&C edits
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Man Vipers arrest tripped me out. Like I didn't think he was a good guy but it was a wild story
HE EDITED THE VIDEO
Still it's pretty wild a guy who is even moderately famous could keep that under wraps
Wild shit
I think
this sort of mentality is weird to have because, yes, it was jp that helped your brother, but literally any random person on the street could have done the same
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same thing happened with the love of tate. at first he started with "here's how to get your life in order: work out, focus on yourself." but then he turned into what he did and started spouting off wild shit, but people viewed him with a halo of "oh but he got me into working out and that helped me out of my hole. i love him he can't do anything wrong"
Mandalore is fucking WILD
"This guy gave me advice one time, I will defend him as he literally commits human trafficking"
Which youtube do you think is most likely to eat people
It has to be a vtuber right
Does it have to be a big Youtuber, because like I've got a friend who would totally eat someone
Idk why anyone cares about Andrew when Tristian is him but better in every way
Because uhhh
Idfk
smokes cigar shirtless on stream
Yall don't associate with people that have cannibalistic urges?
no i usually hit them with hammers
people don't associate with me
dude cannibals are the least of my problems
there's so many different worse kinds of people in the world
why would cannibals be on my radar
there's normies out there, yo! there's no way i'm associating with a normie willingly
Server I was in, there was a channel specifically for them to talk about it, was pretty interesting
cannibals aren't my concerns, but it's more of an opportunistic thing you see
I can’t remember her name but one of the funniest videos I remember watching on YouTube was this one manic YouTuber lady, probably in her 20s, really emblematic of that cringey style of YouTube comedy back then, but Jerry Seinfields daughter loved her so he went on her show cause he’s a dad and he wanted his kids to think he’s cool
about cannibalism?
And it’s so hilarious and cringey
You can tell he wants to die the whole time
you could also be hitting racists, you know
or zionists, more topically nowadays
Yea but they didn't actually eat people, they just had cravings to eat people.
if you do 1 thing, it doesn't prevent doing another
very true
just sayin'
that's almost like pizzaphiles discussing cheese pizza with the argument of it not actually being cheese pizza
I want to punch warhammer fans
with a space marine profile picture
i know we're full of self-loathing but like
I do so regularly
we can make it less obvious
,,,, ham warmer

That's Archon art right
who dat
Other people can draw femboy skitarii
Idk
But yes it is
Archon knows the way to my heart too well
ArchonOfFlesh/CelestialFang
They got chased out of the community so they're making fallout art now
adeptus amogus-ahh unit
Who was mean to Archon???
Idk
While people were cringe to the artist and mean
You studied the hand?
Look guys I made this primarch a generic anime girl with massive tits

Is it a good idea to move to the bible belt
Ask yourself that question again out loud
I doubt you’ll have an issue tbh
My accent sounds slightly off and I get shot for being a Russian spy
Your neighbors might be assholes same as anywhere else
^
Bible Belt can vary in quality of living it’s not too bad in most of it
It’s much cheaper generally
But it’s a step up from a lot of places in the world
Depends on if you’re ok with living in a more low key town
What years of industrial decay does
Though that’s more Midwest
Then Bible Belt
I personally enjoy where I live but I also don’t care for big cities normally
So it’s more what you want out of a place
I long to worm my way deep into a forgotten cave system, living in the dark off fungus and fetid, stagnant water
You know I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone bring up how Gollum has anime eyes before
He's notoriously kawaii
BEEG anime eyes
I'd prefer to move to a city tbh, like sure they're scary but it's better than living in a country town with next to no public transport.
Whenever I'm in a city longer than 3 hours I have panic attacks and cry
Like I said it depends on what you want
I live in a craptown where over half the population is not here for 90% of the year
can't relate, my country has developed the railways too mcuh
I personally didn’t enjoy living near a city when I did
What about the US train chart
It sucks
Like living in a commuter town and being unable to drive means you can do literally nothing
I don’t think that chart is accurate also
It’s hard to get the same density of rails as other countries
It doesn’t show smaller ones yeah
But it would look a whole lot more hideous if it did
Serbian rail lines are funny
It's not, those are all cargo lines that also happen to have some passenger trains
But yeah when you have a country the size of some continents
My home region has rails older than the last 10 generations of my family
Also US culture is built around cars, it’s a multiple fold thing
RIP Indianapolis
Like the entire purpose of my town is for people to live, while driving into the city to work. If you can't drive you're fucked
Indianapolis has trail lines
That’s a culture thing
New York is almost the size of my country 
Emphasis on cars
as in the state(?)
It’s not like anyone isn’t aware of this though
Yeah
People driving 1 hour commutes to Chicago from Indiana everyday cause they can’t afford and/or don’t want to live near the city

