#40k-lore-chat

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bold wren
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Caedo

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I mixed them up.

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Whoops.

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Malum Caedo is the doom guy of the ultramarines seems way too angry to die.

green loom
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Uriel Ventris gets up to some freaky shit

bold wren
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Do you think Malum Caedo might get exiled.

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I mean considering.

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Then again he was following orders of the Adeptus Mechanius

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Or something like that. Despite his other battle brothers died. At best he was just trying to survive.

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I played the game but that is all I remember.

green loom
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The lady in the intro is inquisition

bold wren
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Oh

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Hold on the necrons are just green lantern?

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At least with c'tan shards.

green loom
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Well, no, they're pretty emotionless

bold wren
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I mean with how imagination is their limit.

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Or is that the c'tan.

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That have such powers despite they eat planets.

green loom
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More ctan tbh

bold wren
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The c'tan aren't dead they are shattered like the God Emperor himself.

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Jailed eternally in shards.

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As they can never truly die and just be split into several shards.

radiant lance
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I wish someone would do that to me 😦

orchid lark
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The joker in the arkham games is the opposite

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Became shards and infected others

bold wren
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The tau casually reminding me of avatar.

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With their caste systems.

orchid lark
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Nah the Tau stole the Caste system from the hit Young Adult series Divergent

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Talking bout Avatar. Its just blue people.

bold wren
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The other one

celest dome
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The one with the element bender ? Doesn't really have a caste system

bold wren
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I know but it just reminded me of them.

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I see a lot of misconceptions about kasrkins as they're better then stormtroopers.

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But people keep saying they're worse and the same level which is untruthful.

orchid lark
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Stormtroopers helped blow planets up, Kasrkin had their own planet blown up

celest dome
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Scions are better equipped but training wise they are roughly the same

bold wren
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Well no.

celest dome
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Well yes

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Karskin aren't unique

rocky gale
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Scions and Kasrkin are basically the same thing, Kasrkin are just a Regiment specific version of Scions

celest dome
rocky gale
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and I know tabletop isn't always a great reference, but their statline is basically identical

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Except Kasrkin have Scout, while Scions have Deep Strike

paper haven
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I understand Kasrkin and Scions to be among the best examples of human combatants in the setting. Is that incorrect?

rocky gale
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Amongst the Guard for sure

celest dome
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Non augmented basically yes

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Navy Breacher are possibly on the same level I'd say

rocky gale
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The issue comes from Scions being a later addition than Kasrkin and the new lore saying "Kasrkin are a type of Scion" where old lore would go on about how Kasrkin were best of the best and no one was close to them.

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But the new lore is they're just variations of the same thing, with some planets having their own versions of Scion

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While the Scions themselves are the more generic default version

paper haven
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An interesting change, though with Cadia being destroyed I suppose it makes sense

celest dome
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Stormtrooper
-> Scions
-> Regimental Stormtropper
-> (Chaos) Shocktrooper

paper haven
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Shocktroopers?

rocky gale
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Na Shocktroopers aren't Chaos

paper haven
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Are those like traitor guard or something?

rocky gale
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They're Severan Dominate

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Who are secessionist, but not Chaos

paper haven
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Ah. Has that whole thing been resolved yet?

rocky gale
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Not really

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We probably won't hear about them again tbh

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Which is sad

celest dome
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Though the name had already been used for Chaos Stormtrooper too

paper haven
rocky gale
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They were made for Only War and the FFG TTRPG's, so yea probably won't hear from them again

paper haven
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Sadness.

bold wren
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Cadian Shock Troopers are regular Cadians.

orchid lark
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Kriegs as well had their Grenadier corp which was fheir storm trooper equivalents

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Because back then if an imperial guard unit had like carapace armour they were Stormtrooper equivalents

celest dome
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Catachan Devils

rocky gale
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Oh, only 4 Detatchments in the Sororitas Codex

orchid lark
bold wren
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So like the custodes in the Emperor Had Text To Speech.

green loom
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What if the bully ogryn is an eye of the emperor

rocky gale
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The Daughters of the Emperor became the Emperors Brides, what did Goge Vandire mean by this?

storm jungle
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E-Girls...

rocky gale
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Beware the daughter to bride pipeline

storm jungle
rose thorn
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Im so excited for gsc getting 4 model releases bluppy_foam

That new hero
The new fucked stealers
The new upgrade sprue
And the brood bothers sprue

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Probably gonna get that killteam and the old gsc combat patrol

rocky gale
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GSC are eating too good compared to Sisters

rose thorn
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And I quite like the new combat patrol for vehicle forced armies

rose thorn
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But

rocky gale
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The Battleforce comparison is kind of a joke

rose thorn
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Sisters is thematic at least Ling_kittysweat

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Their box

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It’s, flight themed?

rocky gale
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16 flying models and a mortar tank

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Very thematic

rose thorn
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Holy shit

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It’s so bad

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I just looked at it again

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At least the new combat patrol is better

rocky gale
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They should have done it as a Saints and Sinners box with Seraphim and Repentia

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But GW is allergic to good ideas

rose thorn
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Lmao

rocky gale
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GSC get two squads of 10, a squad of 5, 2 HQ's and 2 vehicles

Sisters get 3 squads of 5, an HQ and 1 vehicle

rose thorn
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2 hqs? Oh like

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Kitbash an icon

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Fucker

rocky gale
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Na the GSC box comes with the new HQ and an Abominant

rose thorn
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OH

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I DIDNT EVEN SEE HIM

rocky gale
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Yea

rose thorn
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I have a feeling the new hero will be pretty bad

rocky gale
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Atleast she looks cool

rose thorn
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Yeah

rocky gale
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I wish my brain was that big

rose thorn
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Honestly any gsc box and the new killteam box

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And you have the framework for any gsc ameh

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Army*

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‘New’ as in hasn’t released

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You get a brood bothers, and 3 hqs

rocky gale
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I saw someone online calculated the point cost for the Sisters Battleforce box and apparently it's lower than some Combat Patrols

rose thorn
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AUGEWUDHAHDHAHSJ

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That’s so terrible

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Good news is in like 4 months it’s gonna be dirt cheap on Amazon

rocky gale
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Maybe not, apparently the recent Battleforce boxes have all been ridiculously low supply

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With some major 3rd party stores only getting 2 or 3 total

rose thorn
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Idk anywhere else

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But there are loads in the US

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Even shit from last Christmas

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Even many of the old space marine boxes staregryn

rocky gale
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It must be completely different in the US

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In the UK they're incredibly rare

rose thorn
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Yeah

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vpn cough

rocky gale
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Some old boxes sell for like £200+ on Ebay

rose thorn
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Jesus

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Also American Chaos Knight Players war dogs are on Amazon

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Back in stock

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Cadia stands

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From 170

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The ork one is fucked one left at 300

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Lmao

rocky gale
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Star Wars isn't really losing interest though

rose thorn
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The thing is, warhammer is still a niche hobby, which isn’t bad or anything. It’s like 200 dollars to get started honestly

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So it’s not really uh

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Made to appeal

rocky gale
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"People are losing interest in Star Wars" is just a right wing talking point, it's still massively successful/profitable

rose thorn
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People will always like starwars, it basically made scifi like known to people outside of star trek fans

rocky gale
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Star Wars still dominates in nerd culture

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and in pop culture

rose thorn
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Also I doubt dune will last much longer in the mainstream eye tbh, movies were good but it doenst have the same like motion as starwars

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It’s hard to explain why starwars will always dominate

rocky gale
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Ironic because the Dune novels were to the modern Science Fiction Genre, as Lord of the Rings was to Fantasy.

green loom
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It's going to be this week's "not great but okay I guess" scifi pulp show

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"DW guys I only expect it to outperform one of the biggest hits this year"

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It won't hit fallout heights

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Maybe like, invincible levels if that

rocky gale
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What?

green loom
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It's unlikely to be any established story

rocky gale
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Yea, an isolated story that's not an adaptation would make sense to test the waters

green loom
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Most non book/model stuff is typically self contained ye

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Exception being like a Hammer and Bolter episode or two

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And Pariah Nexus

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But those are both very much in-house

rocky gale
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I propose the show be about the Severan Dominate, this is a very logical decision which everyone will love.

green loom
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The only thing I have on my wishlist is for an AK to be used as an autogun

storm jungle
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I really dont understand why people dont realise 40k is not obsessed with by the wider public.

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and prob wont be for at least another 5-10 years

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or even longer idk, im trying to be optimistic

green loom
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I doubt it'll ever be?

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But that's not really a problem

storm jungle
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Yeah same, i just didnt wanna be rude lol

green loom
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It sits in a nice lil comfy spot

storm jungle
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40k was not really made for mass-media consumption ye

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its made to appeal to a wide array of specific people, which is mostly entirely done for monetary reasons.

green loom
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It's a miniatures game and not a mass-media brand if that makes sense ig

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Like Star Wars was a movie first and everything else after

storm jungle
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Yeah like 40k has its own kind of mindless consumerism

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but that slop-consumption is for warhammer kind of fans if that makes sense lol

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Its never going to be as popular as other sci-fi media

rocky gale
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Bro a bird just flew into my room

storm jungle
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I had a bat flew into mine once

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💀

green loom
storm jungle
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Or cook it

rocky gale
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No it landed on my desk, looked at me and then flew away again

green loom
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You have been chosen by the Ambigous Avian God/Godess of your choice

storm jungle
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Lucky bastard

rocky gale
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I had a strange cat climb into my room one time, I forgot to close the window before going to bed and woke up with it just laying on me.

queen laurel
green loom
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Did you keep it

rocky gale
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Na, it freaked out once it realised I was awake and sprinted out of the room

green loom
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lmao

rocky gale
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Never saw it again

queen laurel
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in the first place why did it even decide to just sleep next to you

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Cat be Catting i guess

green loom
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Warm

rocky gale
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I do be warm

queen laurel
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Fair Assesment

storm jungle
thorn zenith
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Cats are weird, and evil

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They purely get around by being too cute for humans to punish them

snow fern
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A cat jumped on me to be pet then proceeded to dig its claws into my leg for no reason while being pet.
Very confusing behavior

rose thorn
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hey whats a good weird bone color

outer wave
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Greenish-white?

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Blue-ish white?

storm jungle
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they got some good experts there

rose thorn
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sorrry i thought this was minis whoops

rose thorn
storm jungle
coarse tree
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Who would have had the more impressive technology between peak humanity and the Necron?

spring cairn
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the necrons

dusk patrol
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Depends on the tech we’ve seen, generally Necrons

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But they focused on different areas

spring cairn
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golden age humanity is cracked make no mistake

dusk patrol
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Especially after the biotransference

spring cairn
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but war in heaven necrons probably 2 tiers above

dusk patrol
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Ancient humanity also wasn’t one thing like the Necrons were mostly

coarse tree
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It is one crazy power feat for the Necrons to have overthrown the Ctan so I imagine they would have to be wayyyyy up there

queen laurel
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their basic guns literally obliterate the atomic structure of a target

dusk patrol
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Ancient humanity had similar guns during the DAoT

spring cairn
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golden age humanity could probably do that yeah

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no problem

dusk patrol
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Adriatic weapons and all that

rose thorn
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It’s weird that eldar’s everything is made of the same material

rocky gale
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Adrathic weapons are like top tier super secret relics, Emperor said "These are all mine" and didn't let anyone else have it

queen laurel
rose thorn
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Yeah

crisp heath
dusk patrol
rocky gale
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Oh yea

dusk patrol
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They were by the GC era

crisp heath
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It's like saying everything humans have is one material because we use a lot of plastic

storm jungle
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Necrons were way beyond DAOT humanity, the lore goes out of its way to say their technology is so advanced it looks like magic.

Most DAOT tech we've seen is very "basic" advanced sci-fi shit

dusk patrol
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Like I said the main difference is DAoT humanity wasn’t one big faction

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Necrons were mostly

crisp heath
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Necrons literally draw symbols on the floor that fuck with physics, their tech is basically wizardry

dusk patrol
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Necron super weapons are where the bigger gaps show

storm jungle
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A basic necron cryptek can also just wave his hand and turn you into a gold statue.

rose thorn
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Bone

dusk patrol
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And even then there’s some comparisons to make, also it’s kept intentionally unclear what each had

storm jungle
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Eldar use other building materials but 90% of it is wraithbone

coarse tree
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Isn't the whole jist of the Imperium that they see DAoT tech as barely conceivable and god like?

dusk patrol
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A lot of Necrons most powerful stuff is still kept mysterious

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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Archeotech is very broad though

queen laurel
storm jungle
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pretty much

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Necrons get nerfed a lot

rose thorn
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Yet all alien tech fails under the might of the humble power tools genesneerer

storm jungle
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otherwise they'd steamroll most of their engagements lol

crisp heath
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Tachyon arrows in lore vs on the tabletop

storm jungle
queen laurel
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yeah like they are slow to wake up

dusk patrol
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Necrons do steamroll most of their engagements

storm jungle
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Yes when it doesnt matter

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like any codex-blurb

crisp heath
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Tachyon arrows can and do level mountains, on the tabletop they kinda hurt marines

dusk patrol
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Their actual clean losses are almost non existent

storm jungle
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World Engine Moment

dusk patrol
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Even that wasn’t the Imperium

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It was the power struggle within mostly

storm jungle
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It was literally space marines dismantling it

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that "necrons infight" thing is literally in every conflict

dusk patrol
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What destroyed the World Engine?

rose thorn
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The fact the canonical basically Demi gods get bodied by a horde of miners is the most 40k shit ever

storm jungle
storm jungle
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where like

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its some GSC fighting the void dragon

rose thorn
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lovebob I love the gene stealer cults so so so much

storm jungle
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on official material lmao

rose thorn
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hhavdiavdiAHGSSJGDJS

storm jungle
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also FORGOT MY TOAST IN THE MICROWAVE

dusk patrol
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The C’tan within which a Necron lord who was pissed as the dynasty controlling it helped the Marines release. Most of the fight is the Necrons fighting and the marines are way over their heads

crisp heath
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Why the fuck are you microwaving toast

dusk patrol
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They do very little the whole conflict

crisp heath
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Microwaving toast literally borders on something I would post

dusk patrol
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The Necron lord just takes advantage of them being a distraction

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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In a microwave?

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Disgusting

rocky gale
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If the Necrons were smart they'd use Entropic lances to speed up aging on all their enemies but not kill them, then just leave and have the Imperium stuck with millions of senile old Guardsmen they have to deal with.

arctic talon
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the imperium would just kill them

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ngl

rocky gale
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Obviously

crisp heath
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Why didn't the post-transferrence necrons just dig up an already dead necrontyr that never got turned to metal and use its DNA to make a clone if they want to revive their flesh so much

dusk patrol
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And shoot them

rocky gale
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But the Imperium would have to devote more Guardsmen to the task of killing them, then the Necrons come back and make them old as well

dusk patrol
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That’s

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Not how it works

rocky gale
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A never ending snowball of old people

crisp heath
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Hrud tactics

dusk patrol
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Yeah

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The Hrud are already that

rocky gale
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Hrud superiority strikes again then

green loom
crisp heath
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"I went to the planet that makes you old"
"THE PLANET DOES NOT MAKE YOU OLD"
"I went to the planet and it made me old"
"Where's this planet, I'm going to go check it out"
"It will make you old"
"IT WILL NOT MAKE ME OLD"
...
"What happened"
"The planet made me old"

rocky gale
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You get it

arctic talon
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lul

rocky gale
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Step 1: Make Guardsmen old
Step 2: Imperium have to send New Guardsmen to dispose of the Old Guardsmen
Step 3: Repeat

dusk patrol
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I’ve heard a lot of dumb ideas before

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This one is impressively so though

rose thorn
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OHHHHHHHHHH

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sorry im a dumbass

rocky gale
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I need not receive the acclaim of man, history shall know the wisdom of my words.

dusk patrol
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This is my favorite mean girl gif ever unrelated

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Nailed it decades ago, everyone else is trying to catch up.

coarse tree
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Is there any lore points where the Chaos Gods acknowledge or mention the Ctan? Like how Khorne or one of them might view a Ctan?

arctic talon
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They don't care

dusk patrol
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None that I can recall, we don’t really get the chaos gods thoughts on stuff much anyways

arctic talon
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^

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the chaos gods aren't really characters

rocky gale
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I looked it up and some people on Reddit seem to think Ctan could kill the Chaos Gods

dusk patrol
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Some people on Reddits parents played hacky sack with them when they were babies

rocky gale
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I wish I had that excuse

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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It’s just a not a relevant discussion the C’tan don’t affect the warp and we haven’t seen chaos be an issue for them dealing with chaos in reality

outer wave
dusk patrol
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It’s like asking if the sun could destroy the concept of love

outer wave
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Well if you throw the sun at a civilization, it technically does

dusk patrol
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No

outer wave
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A concept only lives for as long as people think of it

dusk patrol
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Based on what?

outer wave
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Based on deez

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NUTS

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Man I was late on that

rocky gale
paper haven
rocky gale
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Yoooo more Dark Oath

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and Krethusa is getting her individual release

rose thorn
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DO HYPE

rocky gale
rose thorn
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So so very hyped for 4 gsc releases soon

bold wren
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The c'tan aren't able to be killed and only shattered but if the God Emperor cannot kill chaos what makes you think the C'tan will.

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I mean maybe daemons but the chaos god themselves?

dusk patrol
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They literally killed one

bold wren
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It's not dead. They're like the immortal from invincible you can cut them apart but it isn't truly death.

celest dome
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The Flayer one is pretty much dead

bold wren
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Well yes and no.

celest dome
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Though didn't one of the C'tan eat some of the other

celest dome
bold wren
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So they cannot be outright killed.

celest dome
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Then explain the Flayer

bold wren
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So they shattered them instead in fragments.

celest dome
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Yes most C'tan were made into shards

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But the Flayer one wasn't

bold wren
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Unless you use c'tan against them.

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They're not really killable.

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Unless you have well god killing weapons.

dusk patrol
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Dude

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Please actually read this stuff

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Before commenting

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They killed one

green loom
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Yeah the Flayer is specifically noted as ded

dusk patrol
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The weapons used to destroy it ended up fucking up reality though

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So they didn’t do that again

storm jungle
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The Flayer literally knew it was about to die yeah, its the entire reason why he made the aptly named curse on the necrons as a last "fuck you"

dusk patrol
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Also they’re more fun to use as power sources and slaves

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Better fuck you to them

storm jungle
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Skincoat Moment

celest dome
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Still wondering what the "destroyer curse" they mentioned at some point

storm jungle
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Its a degradation of the self, its not C'tan inflicted

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very much just necron cyberpsycho'ism

dusk patrol
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It’s when Necrons wake up and the first thing they think is

storm jungle
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literally me

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but yeah it just has a " curse" like the Flayer one because it sounds cool

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this one just is mentally inflicted

storm jungle
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but they are like literal footnotes or made up for novels/short stories

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so not that important lol

storm jungle
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Command and Conquer lookin' ass

green loom
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It's the forgotten Petroglyph game

bold wren
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Almost like all the AI in cyberpunk wants you dead.

storm jungle
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its like a universe

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at war...

celest dome
storm jungle
bold wren
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Why the blackwall exists

storm jungle
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but again super foot-note C'tan

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im sure the lexi has them cited

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lmao

bold wren
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The deceiver

storm jungle
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Deciever's alive

bold wren
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Surprised they kept him alive.

storm jungle
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well he has a mini

celest dome
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Think there isn't any other C'tan that died to the Necron other than the Flayer right ?
Haven't kept up to Necron lore

storm jungle
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even if its not Him-him

storm jungle
bold wren
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The void dragon wasn't shattered but we don't know the state of it.

storm jungle
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C'tan were dozens+

bold wren
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Just the Eldar are worried it might wake up.

celest dome
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Void Dragon is shattered

dusk patrol
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All of them are

bold wren
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Well about that

storm jungle
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Yeah what he said

celest dome
dusk patrol
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No not about that

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They’re all shattered

storm jungle
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atm uh only the Deciever that we know is trying to bring himself back

dusk patrol
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Some are less shattered

storm jungle
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and that one other cunt Cawl banished

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forgot his name, was something cheesy af

celest dome
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Nightbringer ?

storm jungle
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Nah it was an original C'tan for the novel

dusk patrol
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The Void Dragon might have had or have a large shard on Mars

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But we don’t even know that technically

bold wren
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More sentient then your average shard.

green loom
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Yeah whatever's in the Vaults on mars is anyone's guess

storm jungle
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C'tan lore, much like themselves and their shards; is all over the place

dusk patrol
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It’s also ok for stuff to not be explained to us completely

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For once

bold wren
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The old ones did survive but the creation of chaos killed the rest of them off.

storm jungle
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Yeah the C'tan are inconsistent for the sake of homebrewing

dusk patrol
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We have no idea about this

storm jungle
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allows people to either have shards or have their own original C'tans

dusk patrol
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The Old Ones fate is unclear

bold wren
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Imagine surviving just to die to space hell.

celest dome
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Wasn't it the Enslaver plague that killed of the Old Ones ?

dusk patrol
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We just know they don’t seem to be around anymore

storm jungle
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A large majority

bold wren
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I mean knowing the chaos gods I won't be surprised if they died. But then again some of the Eldar gods are still alive.

storm jungle
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the Old Ones prob got survivors but for now they are gone-gone since their entire purpose is to be Precursor Race trope

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so atm their presence doesnt matter

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until we need another mcguffin subplot

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Vashtorr pretty much does this with the Arks of Omen event

bold wren
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Or they end up like the flood.

dusk patrol
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I doubt it

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Nids already fill that niche

river walrus
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I hate getting multiple plot points. Should make book simple

bold wren
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But the reason the flood exists is a angry precursor race.

dusk patrol
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Yes I’m aware

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We don’t need there to be some other faction the Old Ones spawned

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40k in general doesn’t need more factions

bold wren
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The survivors for all we know have made the nids.

dusk patrol
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And no we don’t need the Nids explained

bold wren
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But we don't know who created them.

dusk patrol
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Yes like I said

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We don’t need to

bold wren
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But knowing the Old Ones making new races wouldn't surprise me.

dusk patrol
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Not everything needs to be explained

storm jungle
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because we all know they will

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💀

dusk patrol
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I doubt it tbh, same as the lost primarchs. It’s just boring Mx

bold wren
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Nids are a big part of 40k now.

dusk patrol
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There’s no fun answer

bold wren
#

Lost Primarchs are not

celest dome
storm jungle
#

even the lost primarchs still get breadcrumbs when theres no point for it

#

they will do it eventually, you'll see lmao

#

40k writers love following lame sci-fi tropes of overexplaining everything

bold wren
#

The lost primarchs have nothing important to add unlike the nids.

storm jungle
#

before Pharos we didnt need to know why nids got here either

dusk patrol
#

I doubt it, same reason they’ve avoided doing a lot of DAoT and Unifiction stuff

#

They’ve already said there’s no plans or interest in exploring that era more

bold wren
#

Lame

celest dome
bold wren
#

Not even the dark age of technology

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Or golden age

dusk patrol
#

All the answers suck

celest dome
#

Yes, because having an answer suck in thsi case

bold wren
#

That's lame theorizing is more fun.

dusk patrol
#

Especially cause with Nids you’d have to do some stupid shit like give them a character

bold wren
#

They're a hive mind so to a certain extent.

dusk patrol
#

No they’re not

bold wren
#

Gene stealers.

storm jungle
bold wren
#

Yes they're a hive mind ran by a queen.

storm jungle
#

They just dont explore it enough because no point + no present armies/miniature representation in it etc

dusk patrol
#

It could, there’s nothing to suggest much it will, they’ve said a lot there’s no interest in the writing staff

bold wren
#

They're xenomorphs pretty much

celest dome
#

Ol' One eye is the closest they have to a characte

dusk patrol
#

And there’s not a lack of more current or other stuff to explore

bold wren
#

Expect they eat everything

dusk patrol
#

We always get little teases but I don’t think it’ll ever be explained

#

Nids intentionally have multiple obfuscating potential origins and explanations already

bold wren
#

I mean seeing past things they have explained things before.

dusk patrol
#

Like a lot of stuff which suggests they’ve visited the galaxy before or had a fleet land much earlier

bold wren
#

More interesting then pharos station

#

Nightlords are okay I guess.

#

Not really.

dusk patrol
#

The point is it’s not clear or there’s multiple ways

storm jungle
#

As much as I appreciate Night Lords, their fanbase really needs to accept they will always be a footnote and their trilogy doesn't make them special

bold wren
#

Makes them as special as mortarion

celest dome
#

Competing with the Iron Hand for least relevant Legion KEKW_ogryn

dusk patrol
#

I love their trilogy, I hate the reading comprehension of people who read it and don’t realize all these mfers are corrupted to high hell

bold wren
#

I hate Mortarion

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

Yeah

storm jungle
#

ITS SUPPOSE TO BE HYPOCRITICAL

dusk patrol
#

It’s not unclear

storm jungle
#

their fans are legit as much on copium as Curze is lol

dusk patrol
#

People don’t really read them for one is one issue, just excepts

#

And also people take stuff at face value

bold wren
#

Nightlords were efficient until they started wasting gene seed on criminals.

storm jungle
#

Yeah like NL are good as generic villains

bold wren
#

My god.

storm jungle
#

they can have depth sure but like you dont need much beyond it lol

dusk patrol
#

Without reading into what’s being said

bold wren
#

Generic you mean skinning kids?

storm jungle
#

I mean yes?

#

thats generic

#

40k violence like that happens all the time, its boring

bold wren
#

Nah.

storm jungle
#

Yah.

#

"Oh we skin and torture people"

#

ok you and every chaos warband, cool

#

lol

dusk patrol
#

My biggest issue with the NL trilogy is it has a similar ADB issue of his protagonists are very similar and always the least interesting character in their books.

#

Not always but

#

Often

storm jungle
#

Yep.

bold wren
#

Trayzn fits better.

storm jungle
#

Wha-

dusk patrol
#

How

#

How

#

Explain

bold wren
#

He is on and off goofy

#

Skeletor is all I get

dusk patrol
storm jungle
#

Trazyn is a great character but the fanbase definitely has an unbearable presence around him.

#

"hehe hoho hes so funny!"

#

except the books showcase its goofy to us from his POV but horrific to everyone else

bold wren
#

Skeletor is a villian

storm jungle
#

Nagash is in AOS

#

hes not important right now

dusk patrol
#

Trayzn has the issue of people just see him as the 1d4chan meme version portrays him as

bold wren
#

I mean it is funny to think about but not laughing matter funny.

dusk patrol
#

The benefit is, he’s not toooo far off that

#

Compared to how they do a lot of dudes

#

Oh wow guys Kharn sure is a swell guy hahahaahah hehe hoo hoo so funny cause he does wacky zany thing you don’t expect Kharn to

storm jungle
#

like jesus christ lmao

dusk patrol
#

What a knee slapper

#

Tbf it is often a good mix of humor and horror

green loom
storm jungle
#

Oh no yeah its great

bold wren
#

Isn't there another necron who is actually like that.

storm jungle
#

"wow hes such a deep character, he says one liners and kills people!"

#

ok sure junior

dusk patrol
#

‘History requires two parties – the historian and their audience. Without that, one is just talking to oneself. So kindly stop screaming and you might learn something.’
– Trazyn the Infinite, guiding human guests through the Prismatic Gallery

green loom
dusk patrol
#

Like people think he just rages around all the time still

bold wren
#

Then again history is decided by the victors.

dusk patrol
#

When the point of his books is he’s very lucid while he’s in his “rage”

bold wren
#

Is another saying.

dusk patrol
#

He’s very cognizant

storm jungle
#

Yep, also people who keep quoting the scene where he beats the shit out of Erebus really miss the entire point of that segment.

All they focus on is the "Get up." part, which is badass sure but that scene's conclusion is that Kharn has acted irrationally again and has pretty much fully embraced Khorne.

#

Eresus stays winning.

#

What hijinks will he get up to next!

bold wren
#

Technically Khorne wins

dusk patrol
#

Also Argel Tal is the worst Word Bearer character ever

#

And the only bad thing about his death is it didn’t happen sooner

storm jungle
#

Hes cool but again overhyped, entire fucking reason I DESPISE Rylanor.

green loom
#

Yeah but Eternal he's such a good guy!

storm jungle
#

"omg he said a one liner to fulgrim and virus bombed him OMGGG"

#

fuck off

#

lol

bold wren
#

Primal rage and Murder.

dusk patrol
#

Swear to god if we ever get another “ugh guys I’m so sad we have to skin orphans!”

storm jungle
#

Curze Apologists are another tier

#

"he was forced to-"

#

no he wasnt

#

hes a coper

#

holy shit dude

green loom
#

Oh god dilara

#

Have I told you about the one Curze fan I met

dusk patrol
#

He was weak and pathetic and that’s how he died, his own sons realize it

storm jungle
#

^

dusk patrol
#

He could have been great

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

He had the choice to be

#

He chose to be awful

green loom
#

I'll dm smilecat

bold wren
#

I think honor was never about honor as those who preach about it are always brutal and lack true honor.

dusk patrol
#

He had an inherently bad view of the world and people, one could say he projected his own darkness onto others

bold wren
#

Like it's confusing and I feel it's just Khorne being prideful.

storm jungle
young pecan
dusk patrol
#

That’s the tragedy, he became that because he chose it

dusk patrol
bold wren
#

If you want the closest guy to being good it might be Sanguinis

storm jungle
#

Yeah pretty much

dusk patrol
#

And lean more don’t how he was sad growing up

storm jungle
#

also no Sanguinius is awful too

#

hes just sexy

#

which honestly, is fair

#

you can be evil and be absolved as long as you look hot

bold wren
#

Evil vampires are nice

dusk patrol
#

None of the primarchs are good people

young pecan
dusk patrol
#

Some are based though

storm jungle
bold wren
#

Alucard

dusk patrol
#

My morals going out the window because the bad guys have cooler armor

bold wren
#

Why

young pecan
#

-Genocidal terrorist is handsome "but he said he's sorry"
-Ugly guy who stole bread
" memes_pepe_shooting "

bold wren
#

Seems pretty realistic

dusk patrol
#

“But guys his dad was a meanie”

bold wren
#

Have you seen how stupid people are.

dusk patrol
#

“This justifies trying to murder a bunch of people who had nothing to do with that.”

storm jungle
#

"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

young pecan
storm jungle
#

To be fair it depends

bold wren
#

Good wins if I feel like it.

storm jungle
#

when its like fascist shit ala Jinroh or Wolfenstein its because people just love fascist uniforms which are doing their job

#

they look so that you want to join them lol

#

other medias tho yeah thats more normal

#

like saiyng sauron's armor is badass isnt sus

bold wren
#

I mean they're stylish but am I forgiving the historical atrocities.

dusk patrol
#

Tbh BJs crew could have used a better fashion designer

storm jungle
#

TRUE.

dusk patrol
#

He’s got a good jacket but man

#

Spruce it up a little guys

#

Have you seen those Nazi mechs? The fuck are we doing!

storm jungle
#

that jacket is kino fashion

bold wren
#

Hugo Boss and German fashion designers were impressive but come on really.

storm jungle
#

seriously whoever they hired through New Order, Old Blood and New Colossus is 👌

bold wren
#

I mean they're the baddies for a good reason.

storm jungle
#

Bad guys always look cooler

dusk patrol
#

Mfw somehow every single Nazi soldier is like 6’5” and has 270lbs of muscle.

storm jungle
#

TO BE FAIR

#

in the game you are very much sneaking into areas guarded by "elite" troops

#

so i guess you can handwave it that way

#

lol

bold wren
#

They're not regulars nazis but worse.

storm jungle
#

yeah every guy you kill is almost always SS

dusk patrol
#

Oh no they’re hot!

storm jungle
bold wren
#

While delusional many designs they make were interesting.

dusk patrol
#

Mfw I did feel kinda bad about killing that one dudes dogs even though they were murderous mutts and he made fun of how I say hotdog

bold wren
#

Bad people make cool designs isn't surprising.

#

But like

dusk patrol
#

There’s a sorta diesel punk table top alternative history WWII game

#

Which has a lot of fun ideas like that for all the allied and axis nations

bold wren
#

Warhammer 40k is just so many things.

storm jungle
#

soup-fiction

bold wren
#

That dieselpunk could very much be apart of 40k

young pecan
#

I haven't played Wolfenstein but one of the funniest parts I've seen are when one of the woman elites gets her face messed up by a mech and, instead of running or finishing you off, she gets in your face and just starts saying evil shit before the mech gets her

dusk patrol
bold wren
#

Or you get bladerunner cities

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

Hans is just trying to be helpful smh

storm jungle
#

Even when he opens the luggage its like

#

"Oh whats this? Huh!"

bold wren
#

The beauty of 40k is that it's several things.

storm jungle
#

she survives into game 2

bold wren
#

And not just Warhammer Fantasy in space

storm jungle
#

where you fucking slam an axe into her face on national TV

bold wren
#

I mean originally maybe but it has gone through so many changes.

dusk patrol
#

I did not enjoy Engel as much as the Deathshead guy

storm jungle
#

same

dusk patrol
#

She’s a bit too cartoony for me

storm jungle
#

Engel is fine but Deathshead very much feels like a 40k-tier bad guy

#

and like is genuinely unsettling

dusk patrol
#

Deathshead was actually menacing

#

Yeah

storm jungle
#

Yep

#

down to shit like him caressing Wyatt and going "I like the eyes on this one..."

#

like eurgh

dusk patrol
#

I didn’t hate New Colossus but it jumped the shark a bit for me

storm jungle
#

Yeah too much

dusk patrol
#

Felt like they were trying to be too wacky sometimes

storm jungle
#

its fine but you can tell they just tried to do way too much

bold wren
#

Orks are considered diesel punk by many

dusk patrol
#

The first one rode the line of horrifying but also a little over the top well

storm jungle
#

N.Order works because its serious while having little comedic moments

#

yeah exactly

bold wren
#

I mean the junk and how they run machines maybe.

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

Also I don’t think it’s intentional but it is funny to me how like, they actually confirm the whole “secret Jewish Illuminati”, it’s kinda idk

#

Weird to me

#

It’s funny but idk

storm jungle
#

To be fair they did it from Game 1 and it kinda works

#

you just shouldnt OVER explore it

#

I like the idea of the nazis just being hacks

#

but like the jewish super society thing deffo got too goofy at times

#

its teh same reason almost no story in 40k has a DAOT tech lie around too much, it either gets storaged away or destroyed.

dusk patrol
#

It’s fun but it just became too much. And then they did that awful game with the two daughters.

young pecan
storm jungle
#

GOD

#

wish that was untrue

dusk patrol
#

Which idc if they wanna do the daughters as a game but man the story was so bland

#

And the gameplay

storm jungle
#

The game basically killed the franchise lol

#

nobody liked it

#

lmao

dusk patrol
#

And also let’s be real no one wants to play his kids let me play old man BJ

storm jungle
#

HE LITERALLY KILLED HITLER

#

OFF-SCREEN

#

What the actual fuck

dusk patrol
#

Pain

storm jungle
#

this is reading all the way up to Siege

#

then all you get is Big E coming back

#

"Yeah guys I killed Horus off-screen, put up hell of a fight"

#

like bruh

#

the fuck did i read 55 books for then?

dusk patrol
#

You get Big E coming back but the focus is on the Sensei

storm jungle
#

💀

#

LMAO

dusk patrol
#

Who are all goofy stereotypes

storm jungle
#

God that is actually even more accurate

#

i hate it

#

I was gonna say Ol and Co. but at least they actually did shit that mattered to the plot

young pecan
dusk patrol
#

And also the plot is some weird betrayal thing with the two bad guys making out a ton

young pecan
#

At least give us a QTE KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

Tbf I think they expected to revisit that in a different game

storm jungle
#
  • random sex scene
dusk patrol
#

But it’s jsut a bad idea

storm jungle
#

Entirely

#

and we havent had a single blip about any Wolfenstein game since

worn zinc
#

2009 was underrated idc what anyone says

storm jungle
#

It was

dusk patrol
storm jungle
#

i loved that game as a lil gal

#

the trailer was something i KEPT always replaying

worn zinc
#

2009 was one of my favs

storm jungle
#

i was like

#

"omg this is like COD ill get to shoot nazis!"

#

paranormal stuff happens

#

"mommy HELP"

dusk patrol
#

Oh yeah the lore they have for Anya’s early life is kinda weird too

storm jungle
#

I did not like those journals

#

okay i did but like

dusk patrol
#

I sorta pretend it doesn’t exist or it’s all fake

storm jungle
#

shes an actual psychopath

#

if you put it into context

#

lol

#

and like, a serial killer

dusk patrol
#

Yeah like I guess it makes sense but also fuck me

#

Idk can’t they just be kinda wholesome

storm jungle
#

^

dusk patrol
#

Can we not have pregnant Anya showered with blood straddling BJ

#

Please

storm jungle
#

Honestly i was on the same mindset where i ignore they exist because it feels so... out of tune? And like tacked on by someone else on the team?

Because the actual Anya we get in the game is a lot more meek, before the hospital massacre she acts like a pretty normal person lol

arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

This is someone one the writing teams fetish and imo don’t need to be a part of it

storm jungle
#

Cant blame them

dusk patrol
#

but it was kinda hot ngl

storm jungle
#

🤝

dusk patrol
#

But yeah like the fun of the games is Anya started out pretty basic and slowly became more of a character and more developed and you can see it

#

Until she becames more hardened than BJ in a lot of ways

storm jungle
#

Ye like you can entirely ignore the journals, Anya acts completely different in contrast to them.

dusk patrol
#

It just doesn’t feel like her at all

young pecan
dusk patrol
#

Like I don’t think she’d be ok with banging a bunch of Nazis then killing them

arctic talon
#

The journal feels like it was written for an earlier or later scrapped draft of the character

dusk patrol
#

Yeah

#

I get BJ is kinda a psychopath too but

storm jungle
#

Yeah what Elite said

#

BJ's psychopathic behavior also gets explored a lot in New Order

#

but like you dont get to think on it much because the people he kill are literal nazis lol

#

so the lack of sympathy is kind of acceptable in some manner, its literally black and white

green loom
#

He's an ethical psychopath

storm jungle
#

This said it best lol

dusk patrol
#

I think one of my issues with a New Colossus is it felt like they just leaned into that too hard

green loom
#

He may be a horrible butcher but the dudes he kills are kinda horrible and he does limit himself sometimes

dusk patrol
#

Like it’s jsut lazy

storm jungle
#

his dad being a racist southern dipshit was a bit uh

arctic talon
#

its sort of reductive

dusk patrol
#

“BJ looks at the camera and says he doesn’t like Nazis”

#

Oh wow haven’t seen this one yet

storm jungle
#

Yeaaaah, like BJ is a lot more humnan in new order

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

in Colossus hes more like a cartoon

#

man

arctic talon
#

Colossus feels more cartoony

storm jungle
#

I love shooting my dog with a fucking double-barrel

#

💀

arctic talon
#

If you miss

#

fun fact there's a special interaction

dusk patrol
#

It’s jsut goofy

#

Like, how did these people even meet?

bold wren
#

She probably spoke out against him.

storm jungle
#

Well they do explain it, it was because of the money

#

but like

#

that guy would have murdered BJ's mom like a week later seeing what we see of him in the game lol

#

the standing marriage itself is a miracle

bold wren
#

They were forced to be together

#

If I had to guess.

storm jungle
#

Nah not forced, he says he took her in from her family due to the money

dusk patrol
#

It’s just a cartoon character it feels like to me

storm jungle
#

Also this yeah

bold wren
#

Oh

arctic talon
#

His dad is a hate sink character

storm jungle
#

evil people like Rip (his dad) do exist IRL sure, its not out of the question in the 40's especially but you can give him some more nuance

arctic talon
#

Done poorly

storm jungle
#

^

dusk patrol
#

Like it would be much more impactful to jsut have his parents be ok, maybe flawed, and his mom got taken

storm jungle
#

Yeah this

arctic talon
#

There are literally 0 redeeming qualities to his father

storm jungle
#

and his dad just doing nothing

arctic talon
#

Which yeah people like that exist irl

storm jungle
#

because maybe hes just a dipshit and a coward etc

arctic talon
#

But it’s not great for a story imo

storm jungle
#

Yeah like i said it can be done better

dusk patrol
#

It’s such a random part of the game too

arctic talon
#

New Colossus is just worse writing but meh

storm jungle
#

The visuals and ideas are great

#

the plot itself is oof

arctic talon
#

Also why Venus

dusk patrol
#

Like he literally has you shoot your dog

arctic talon
#

I still don’t get why not just the moon again

dusk patrol
#

Cause he’s an asshole

arctic talon
#

Like why the fuck Venus lmao

spring cairn
#

so it's not the moon again

arctic talon
#

Which is lame

#

I want more flavors of them to kill in that game

#

They’re very samey compared to the previous one

storm jungle
#

Venus was an idea you can tell someone on the team proposed and they just went "WOAH SURE SOUNDS COOL LETS DO IT"

#

lol

arctic talon
#

Oh also the cooling suit portion

#

Is lame as hell lol

storm jungle
#

yep lmao

#

like the moon worked because nazis reaching the moon after they win the war etc is a scary and imposing imagery

green loom
#

The one universe where General Shepherd has hair

storm jungle
#

Venus is like "what"

arctic talon
#

Anyways no Nazi laser gun that has a machine gun glued to it

#

0/10 area

dusk patrol
#

Didn’t he kill Hitler on Mars too?

arctic talon
#

I didn’t pay attention to youngbloods plot so I’m just gona assume yes

dusk patrol
#

That last actor got robbed too ngl

#

He killed it

storm jungle
#

he was Steve Blum too

#

lmao

dusk patrol
#

Also why do they keep sending BJ on infiltration missions

young pecan
#

I'm from Arizona

storm jungle
#

ok so id say its because hes literally the spitting image of an aryan

dusk patrol
#

just cause it keeps working doesn’t mean it’s a good idea

storm jungle
#

BUT HE CANT EVEN SPEAK GERMAN

#

"Hot dog"

#

💀

dusk patrol
#

At least the Hitler one he’s supposed to be American

#

And play himself

spring cairn
#

surprised those games are properly priced for their age

#

didn't know bethesda did that

green loom
dusk patrol
#

Also John Lennon somehow

green loom
dusk patrol
#

Well he better

green loom
#

Like which one is it MGs, is he a bumbling monolingual meathead or a super scary secret agent with brains??

spring cairn
#

he's a very discreet brickhouse

#

with the most recognizable face ever

green loom
dusk patrol
#

Oh and the one Frau Engels daughter and the African guy thing was really weird too me, felt way too fetishy

young pecan
dusk patrol
#

Like I get the point kinda but ehhhhh

spring cairn
#

i forgot new colossus's story

#

all i remember is that i liked the action and the occupied america setting

#

peak

dusk patrol
#

It has a lot of good aspects

river walrus
dusk patrol
#

It’s not bad just

#

I have issues

green loom
#

The gameplay was kinda ass

dusk patrol
#

Yeah

#

Played like Doom but

#

You didn’t move like Doom

green loom
#

I think I enjoyed Old Blood most

#

Except the zombie portion

#

Which got old VERY quickly

river walrus
#

BLOOD?

#

Ulgo love blood!

spring cairn
#

they peaked at doom eternal

river walrus
#

A liked caleb!

green loom
#

Doom eternal's cinematic director should be shot

river walrus
#

Meh, killing better

green loom
#

Or whoever was in charge of sound mixing

dusk patrol
#

Guys ok here’s a new idea, so we have Heaven and Hell

#

But heaven is also bad

green loom
#

Because god damn the cutscenes for that game blow hard

dusk patrol
#

Hey you can’t just shoot a hole into Mars

spring cairn
#

thx god i don't care about that stuff when playing a doom game

#

🙏

dusk patrol
#

I liked it mostly the gameplay was fun

green loom
#

I don't really give a shit except for one scene in the uhhh

#

Forgotten Gods part 2 thing or whatever

spring cairn
#

it was such an upgrade from doom 2016

green loom
#

The big avengers rip off scene

#

Which was just

#

So boring

dusk patrol
#

Marauders were a lot of fun to fight

spring cairn
#

i have not played the dlc

#

however

green loom
thorn zenith
dusk patrol
#

Beating that game on max difficulty on Xbox will always be my crowning achievement

green loom
#

Like

#

It's just the neutral beat before a song starts

#

No build up or anything

spring cairn
#

i finished it on launch at max difficulty aswell

green loom
#

It just
Du-du-dun Du-du-dun Du-du-dun

spring cairn
#

before they nerfed the cool stuff

#

(enemies)

dusk patrol
#

The MP was ok but had issues with the Slayer being the one who was in control mostly it felt like

#

If you were good enough as the slayer then you were unbeatable

arctic talon
#

Ngl the dlc lowkey sucks gameplay wise

#

You get an overpowered hammer

#

Lol

dusk patrol
#

It definitely wasn’t needed imo

arctic talon
#

That hammer is so goddamn broken

#

It’s not even funny

#

Oh also the silver bullet enemies are lame

spring cairn
#

i didn't try it but i appreciate the attempt at making something other than just TDM

bold wren
#

There is no good or bad in the realm of chaos only things beyond human comprehension

arctic talon
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Ah yes the imp that takes almost triple damage from shotguns

dusk patrol
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I did not need doom guy to have a backstory tbh

arctic talon
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And drops shotgun ammo on death

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I wonder what I need to use

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Like fuck off with that lol

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It’s so stupid

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Doom eternal has some pretty bad internal balancing issues

dusk patrol
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I remember in the game one of the extra gates you can do gives you an enemy you don’t know how to fight yet

arctic talon
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lol

dusk patrol
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Earlier than you encounter it

arctic talon
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Is it the drone one

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Or

dusk patrol
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So I had to spend like a half hour figuring out how to kill it

arctic talon
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Cyber mancubus

dusk patrol
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I think it’s the drone

arctic talon
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Yeah the drones are fucking sponges

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Unless you nail the heads

dusk patrol
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They only die to headshots yeah

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And it wasn’t obvious

thorn zenith
dusk patrol
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Took for forever to figure it out

arctic talon
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Oh also spirits can go burn in hell lol

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Fuck the microwave beam

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Actual dogshit attachment that you’re forced to use lol

dusk patrol
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Yeah

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The base game I enjoyed a lot more

arctic talon
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I will complain as much as I please about the dlcs because while some parts are very fun other parts seem designed exclusively to say use this specific weapon in specific mode or else you can’t do anything

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Like ????

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Why

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Literally nothing in the base game is like that

spring cairn
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i need to play eternal again

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need to re-take the karaz ankor first

young pecan
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Been wanting to try one of the dwarf factions, what leader do you recommend for IE? nomnomnom

river walrus
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Rogue Trader’s endings are funny. Spoilers duh. ||Oh yah you now got a Loyalist Ctan shard, that’s just as zealous and repenetive as one might expect of such a thing. Good thing the Kronus Expanse is on the wrong side of the sicatrix maladictum, or that might be a wild change in the galaxy at large.||

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I like Pasqal’s story a lot, it’s a damn shame we are likely never gonna see any of the RT characters ever again

arctic talon
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Malidictum pretty much is dark heresy but lower down