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He claimed he wasn’t drawing from the Civil Right movement
Because, he's wrong.
Tbh, I only know the one story about the robot wife killing their human owner/husband and taking the kid
I thought it would be that sort of level of interesting writing
Robot maid, actually.
Close enough
Well the problem is David Cage can only write with a hammer
So everyone is a caricature
Until they’re now good
Conner and the uh
hey its cory
Hank yeah
That face will be remembered for centuries
Were the only good parts
Yeah
And that was because of improv they did
The whole Kara thing is terrible
Why is the child also an android
I legit wanted the androids to fail so I could stop seeing the main dudes stupid face
Hank was the best thing
Isn't one of the storylines a full on terminator style judgement day?
Of the fucking message
Like oh my god
What is the FUCKING POINT
THEN
WHEN THEY’RE BOTH ANDROIDS

Hack writer
Yeah, I thought the kid was also an android.
I should rewatch Terminator 2, boy and his dog(death robot)
The kid being an android ruins it
It’s a David cage game
"Connor me boy"
Which means that. The android maid murdered a man to protect... an android kid?
I mean, did we forget Heavy Rain?
press button to "SHAUN!"
The part where Hank sells Conner for a dollar was kinda odd ngl
Did we as a collective forget his silly things?
David Cage is the Origami Killer!
exactly my point
Heavy Rain is dogshit in its own way
But Detroit says it’s not based on the civil rights
Which elevates it
To a higher degree
Of horrid story telling
not civil rights into a mlk quote in the opening cutscene
I remember trying to make the bad guy win Heavy Rain. Legit the most difficult path.
David Cage is just happy no one ever played beyond two souls so no one ever says how shit it is
You can’t
It doesn’t fucking let you
It’s almost impossible
There’s 0 realistic fucking consequences in most of cage’s shit games
This is a metaphor for David Cage being a hack
Heavy Rain but you fail all the QTE is a fun time
Detroit is the only one with actual consequences
Closest I got was he made it and then some random lady just shoots the guy at the end.
ain't that the game with Ellie Page? well Elliot Page now sadly.
My god
why the fuck is there David Cage posting in here
And chat lost it's mind
Detroit would have been so much better if it was just about Conner
destroy them
We were talking cyberpunk dystopias
All cyber punk discussions eventually devolve into being mad about David Cage.
It’s not about or based on the civil rights movement(MLK quote)
David Cage is the most awful hack in the whole industry
Conner and Hank are good but besides that
28 STAB WOUNDS
It should have just been a detective game with Connor but the problem is
He already did that with Heavy Rain
which also sucked
Here, have a shitty civil rights allegory that comes off as insanely offensive
Instead we get Armani model revolution
While the writer says it’s unrelated to the civil rights movement
So the virtual detective glasses. Were those... addictive?
I hate how transparent he is too
David Cage shouldn't be allowed to make games, they're offensively bad with their shitty stories
Bros next game is gona be somehow horrifically racist
Mark my words
as if Detroid wasn't bad enough
David Cage presents: George Floyd the Game
But at least it doesn’t reek of sexism
😩
You just get
“It’s not about civil rights guys”
Preorder now to get the Rodney King dlc.
just a mention of the fucking guy gets my blood boiling
I just find it hilarious that the guy who made the game doesn't seem to understand what it is about.
I’ve read and watched a lot of dogshit
He does
The stuff he makes is top tier for horrid writing
So he's just an idiot
No
he is also an idiot
The game cannot not be about civil rights.
among many other awful things
They literally did a back of the bus allegory like
David Cage is the Mike Brooks of video games
"not a civil rights allegory" my ass
Smh
At least Marvel for how stupid the comparison is acknowledges what they’re doing with mutants and the civil rights movement
I know you’re Brooks #1 hater eternal
As much as you seem to dislike Mike that allegory just goes wide off the mark
Okay but they point out with X-Men that it's fucking stupid only mutants are discriminated against when the likes of "the entire rest of Marvel" exists
He’s trash I won’t take it back
What even is being said.
I’ve seen people like Detroit tbh
Death
Ah yes. Mutants.
Wait what was the Will SMith magic movie?
The issue is more that you know
They’re potential dangerous as fuck
It’s a dumb comparison
I saw it once and it was. Really bad.
You mean that most people are stupid.
There's more? Did something happen in Xmen 97' heard the show was good actually
The idea that mutants who can accidentally vaporize their town are the same as being gay or being black is jsut
Goofy
That's all I got from it.
The story about the kid vaporizing his own town was sad.
There’s a reason you’d want to track and could have concerns of random people being given those powers
Iceman can literally end the universe potentially
Some people become gods, worshiped by their culture.
Others kill all their friends and family without realizing it and with no way to predict or control it.
Okay, but that's different from literally making crap like the Sentinels
Xavier isn’t even Omega level and he can cause untold devastation and find out insanely dangerous things
I don't see what you are trying to reference.
I never said it was justified the point is
Wasn't Xavier going senile a huge fucking problem?
The allegory of civil rights to mutant rights is dumb
Cause mutants are insanely dangerous potentially
He had Alzheimer’s I believe
Magneto is right then?
No?
And yeah he kinda killed the X men
My point is you cannot write “Kid with ice powers that can end the universe is kinda concerning, this is literally the same as when the government oppressed black or gay people.”
Deadpool is the more powerful
Magneto was correct. In that, humans would inevitably try to control mutants because they're incredibly dangerous and unpredictable so his solution was... take over the world? I don't know what his actual end goal was.
If we had a race of people who randomly had potentially world devastating or even jsut super dangerous powers then yeah
Man has the power of 4th wall breaking.
I think some concern is warranted
Yeah as an allegory, it's completely horrible. Sort of winds up siding with the oppressors which is not what you want your allegories to do.
Even on the lowest level scale, Xavier if he wanted could have done horrific stuff forever and never been caught
Sentenced to normal marvel character being written by a X-men writer
||God we went from David Cage to Magneto morality discussion make it stop||
You mean like the Scarlet Witch
Xavier if he wanted could puppet governments
I don’t even read marvel comics
Who is dangerous
Or comics that much in general
Do you want to stop
Scarlet witch is her own deal of insane
We can stop lol
Magneto was right
The comics get really weird.
Magneto was right until you get Scarlet Witch who is delusional
Heh
haha, ima drop on EMP at the Magnetic North Pole and send the World into a 2nd Stone Age
Leagues of votaan lore in the tau codex amiright
As time goes on, the writers are forced to make more and more elaborate moves in order to maintain internal consistency.
Damn its like shooting lasers out of your eyes is cause for concern
Classic Neto
Sounds fake
The Leagues of Votann worked with other xenos.
Yarp
Despite they're abhumans.
Yes Squats are abhumans
Or Mutants, idk how the Imperium views em
They’re abhumans
“Charles you don’t understand they’re going to hate us anyways so I need to genocide them first. Charles can’t you see how they are, now that they hate us cause I tried to do a little genocide? Charles why can’t you understand how right I am.”
But they consider themselves not human
They also aren’t connected to imperial culture
So they can get called xenos sometimes
Regarding the leagues of votaan
Because abhumans are still there own things despite human.
late but
They pretty much share nothing in common with imperial culture
Nah Doctor Doom was right.
xavier
“Charles I know the last five times we met I tried to do a little genocide but this time I’m cool I swear. I don’t even have a wife or daughter who can die anymore so I can pretend this justifies me going on a rampage again.”
Mf doom is a good artist
I mean Doctor Doom
Xavier be like
"No no its okay, Sentinels can blow up our mansion constantly but we gotta just lean down and take it."
Not that artist.
They're descendents of dark age of technology humans who were mercantile miner colonists. They used cloning to reproduce from the genetic strands of their ancestors.
“Mcavoy or Stewart? These timelines are confusing”
My favorite part of Magneto, is as we have learned how fucking hilariously overpowered Electromagnetism is, Magneto has gone from, guy tricked by wooden gun to, guy who can literally just destroy everything
Yeah thats what makes him great
The funny thing is I don’t think he’s even omega level technically
Im PRETTY sure hes not
Magneto is hilariously powerful.
its his power that makes him OP
His alpha level.
I need to buy that power washing dlc.
his power is on the same vein as "if you get near me i wipe you from existence accidentally"
There is a 40k one.
Iceman is the one that’s always brought up but mfer never does the work to be Op as hell smh
Power scaling in comics is hilariously unbalanced and is based on what the plot demands
Batman can beat the Emperor with prep time

Ad Mechanius janitors are canonical?
Batman can beat your ass with prep time
Hell the metal fillings in our teeth.
Sad part is thats probably true
Cleaning vehicles yeah
Tbh they just ignore the metal thing eventually so it’s more just
Bruce changing Gotham one homeless person thats been hospitalized at a time
“I rip you apart”
Though they recently changed the mutant power levels. So Magneto is a Omega level mutant of magnetism.
We’re actually not washing it down with water, we’re using nuln oil in the dlc
He will find some psychic null that will reduce the emperor back into being some random guy out of sumeria
Mag from Warframe is funny, I love magnetizing my opponents fucking bones so they compress themselves
It cleans things as well as water.

My headcanon is that Magneto is purposfully holding back in a sort of 4d chess move to make the X-men more able to defeat him therefore ensuring that humanity doesn't do a genocide against mutants.
Jean Gray being fucked over by other mutants.
It's stupid they retconed scarlet witch and quicksilver from being Magneto's children.
"Too much Iron in your blood."
Bro what.
I mean that scene makes sense
Mystique literally injected the guy with microscopic metal particles
Why didn't any of the other thugs ever try this?
Clip from Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman
Hey
It was cooler she was a mutant.
They can learn
god that scene
Who would win:
The god Emperor or Saitama
BTAS is the best shit to be on the television
Saitama wins everytime that's the point
Goku vs Bugs Bunny
He scales to be more powerful than whoever he is fighting
Its Bugs
Bugs Bunny
Saitama cannot lose but whilst a joke what makes him interesting is his human spirit.
Also super late on this but yes Xmen '97 is great and you should watch it, everyone expected it to be just nostalgia bait but its just so good.
Also the civil rights allegory has been kind of uplifted to include even more stuff without being too in your face so the general message of the show and the Xmen still works really well
Also people who say “this universe vs this universe” things didn’t get hugged enough as a child
You cannot beat Toon Logic
Road runner vs the flash who would win??
Road Runner
Goku can only win in a stand up fight and Bugs is a master of misdirection.
I mean it's a interesting concept still.
Goku vs Ed Ed and Eddy.
Speedy Gonzalos.
Of Course Toon Logic also works only retalitorily, so if Bugs was against a character that would never start the fight, Bugs loses
It’s not even about the dragon balls at that point, it’s the jawbreakers
Warhammer 40k is as goofy.
Eddy will con Goku.
Edd will outsmart Goku.
and Ed will put on a monster costume, become that monster and terrify Goku.
^ This guy gets it
Ed would con goku with fake senzu bean scams
💀
Not even Johhny Bravo
I can still hear the opening all these years
Unfortunately no mirrors are allowed in this matchup
Or pretty ladies
or pretty men
Johnny Bravo was so ahead of its time tbh
Johnny is so bi, I've been watching clips recently
Yes, but Monkey from Dexter's Labortory can.
Johnny bravo exists to get cancelled every episode by woke culture
LMAO
I do love how simple the show's lesson is too
aka "dont be an asshole/creep"
The lesson is be incredibly handsome smh
Poor Johnny gets tased/kicked/punched by like 99% of the women he meets 💀
Johnny Test has the whip crack. Whatever context you want to put into that, feel free to use
Johnny Bravo does get ladies off screen. He just get his ass beat on screen.
He gets ladies but not without a black eye first.
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His faulty masculinity also comes from just cluelessness
and not a place of malice
which helps a lot
Ed is a godlike beast
The scene where Johnny gets turned into a girl was weird.
“Imaginary Technique:”
He got a big forehead
I feel it makes the Pompadour look bigger
God I wish I were Johnny Bravo....
Gotta do your bench presses
More 4 the ladies to love
Samurai Jack
omg the laundry mat skit
YES
The bridge fight was pure art when I saw it for the first time on TV
reddit mod johnny bravo

The ideal ogre body shape
Does anyone else think it's funny a group of Ogryns killed a Genestealer with clubs?
Genestealers die to a lot of things
Fuck yeah that's funny
That's hilarious
But the genestealer got killed in the back of a rhino.
Mfw bug
I like how Scylla tries to reach into his throat before it’s like “oh fuck wait no”
Not as funny as a Custodes dying to GSCultist 
LMAO
rocksaw moment
All matchups get funnier when crits get involved
Like in fallout 1 where the amount of damage I take from super mutants ping pongs from 0 to 200 based on an arbitrary roll
What’s that probably fake quote about how lasguns are unimpressive till a hundred of them are shooting you at once?
"The Legionnaire that scoffs at a lasgun has not charged across an open field against a hundred of them."
— Maor the Scarred, Siege-Champion of the Scargivers
Although funnily enough the game is Black Crusade where it’s very easy to become completely immune to lasgun damage
My first thought was the weird fire breathing pigs from Pikmin
I still need to play 3 and 4
Last Pikmin made me wish of a new Overlord game
Yah. Not enough big guy with a horde of little guys games
Maybe we’ll see a weird renaissance of rts games
Could be possible if the market crashes from the corpos doing corpo cannibalism
Space Marines have always been a joke.
I suppose
To custodes.
I don’t really take much of 40k serious
To be honest Space Marines are abominations.
You must be a SoB player I guess
But in general most of the Ecclesiarch thinks that way.
Nah you dont talk about the emprahs sons dat way
man this battleforce box is bigger than i expected
it's as big as the leviathan one
slightly sad it doesn't come with bayonets
bayonets just look so good on bolters
What battleforce box?
you were able to get the chaos battleforce?
On reflection, he previously mentioned getting the Horus Heresy Battleforce box
So I assume that
hell no
the horus heresy mark 3 armour one
oh yea that one is still available
The box with the Dorito Dreadnought?
question question
can a tech priest be a psyker?
or only until they decide to exchange most if not all of their parts with metal?
at what point would they lose psychic ability?
Psyker ability is tied to the soul, so replacing body parts probably doesn't do much to diminish it
But no, Psykers can't typically become a Tech Priest due to the limited roles Psykers are forced into
Although I guess it's potentially possible a Tech Priest could be revealed to be a Psyker/suddenly become one through some sort of Psychic Awakening, but who knows what would happen to them.
Nope they cant.
Its mostly handwaved away with "any psyker born on a mechanicus planet is given to the black ships" etc
Huh
A tech-psyker would be just a bit too much for the writers to figure out.
Theres a skitarii who went through a psychic awakening during 8th edition and the tech priests just locked him in a box and used him as a living cognito hazard lol
since he couldn't control his powers properly and the tech priests saw it as a "blessing by the omnissiah"
but it has happened regarding someone part of the mechanicus undergoing a psychic awakening. they just get treated as a tool to use lol
Isn’t removing body parts also connected to your soul or something and that affects a psyker’s power? Idk, I guess if I wanted to play a tech psyker so bad there’s the first 3 Mass Effects
it makes your psychic presence seem weaker
There’s also the whole tech so advanced it may as well be magic aspect of 40k, particularly when regarding Necrons or DoaT Imperium
but seeing as iron hands librarians still have cybernetics

it doesn't seem to effect casting too hard
I suppose most psykers do have augments anyways. Either implanted psy crystals or bomb collars
And the tubes
Psykers love their tubes
Maybe if Vashtorr gets like cultists or something, they’ll give him some tech sorcery
Alongside the Dark Mechanicum Codex
Tubular
Shame that they don't really let any Mechanicus psychic awakenings play out
Could become a really cool notable character if they did
They murdered the only psyker Ogryn as well. An admech psyker could be very interesting.
Well its not "the" only ogryn psyker
its just our first time seeing an ogryn as one
There’s one in Necromunda
Yeah also humans are like uncountable numbers in 40k
I think I remember someone actually tried to measure a figure and they came up with “over ten Quadrillion”
for humans in the Imperium I mean
Yeah it is
and the Imperium only has a million worlds while the milky way houses at least between 800 billion and 8 trillion planets
most of the galaxy itself is unknown anyway isn’t it?
Meanwhile necrons actively control like 25
Its much bigger than that actually
theres about as many necron warriors as theres guardsmen too 💀
💀
Lmao that’s true
the only* mass effects
Pretty much. The Imperium gains planets as it loses them daily in equal measure.
andromeda is not a game. it's a joke

Rogue Traders, Successful Crusades and/or Campaigns, resettlement.
yuh
It does kinda stink when cool ideas either get barely spoken of or otherwise not done anything with. Like imagine if an artist drew half of their magnum opus then just stopped, not to make a point on artistry or died tragically in a banana incident or whatever, they just stopped and it was never elaborated on
this happens quite a lot with stories actually. dark souls mentioned so many awesome things but never elaborated on anything. so many theories that will never be confirmed. many many things taken for granted are just popular fan interpretations (for example, what race was gwyn and the gods? was he and the other 3 original lords a giant? what was the general populace of lordran like? everything looks ginormous and there look to be giants in places, but how do we know they weren't of a god-race, same as gwyn, where gwyn just got a soul? actually, what are souls? there's the 4 original lord souls, sure, but everything seems to have a soul eventually. humans are obvious, as they are the descendants of the furtive pygmy, but wtf do we do about dogs? dragons/drakes?...)
we might never get to know what the emperor is, to bring it back to warhammer, but there will always be fan theories that become the defacto reality
shit, FNAF mentions so many different interesting concepts and has an insane amount of loose ends. we will never know what the story was supposed to be like, because of scott actually told us, it wouldn't be the fun and interactive mystery it is and has been
this mystery, this drive of "what is" or "what could have been" is what drives fan interest and... brings in money
wanna know why i started playing dark souls? because i saw videos of lore explanations. because the story was mysterious, weird, i wanted to learn more by playing the game, experience it for myself. so i bought the games. fromsoft got money because of their open-ended writing
so does gw with warhammer i'm betting
man my rants are glorious
Dark souls loretubers have mastered the art of stretching a note with "I like poopies" written on it in human excrement into 50 minute videos on the nature of gluttony and how it feeds the outer god Avocadus Nicaedo
the edmperoris turkish wdym\
holy shit
i'm so happy to be wrong
the battleforce does come with bayonets
somebody spank me i must be dreaming
he did this
Ooo

Hevy bolter🤤
People: Dark Souls lore is so mysterious and evocative
Dark Souls: They call him Big Hat Logan because he wears a big hat
What are your thoughts on the 40k dlc in Powerwash simulator lore wise.
It's interesting
Seeing the Ad Mech cleaning things. It's niche but interesting.
They need to ensure the Machines are clean before they can perform rites and anoint them in holy oils and incense.
Being the power washer engiseer seems like the best job in the imperium
It's actually relaxing?
Cleaning holy machines sounds pretty nice to me. At least you aren't a servitor.
ye
and ofc the cleaning of such sacred and holy machines would be seen as a privilege to the engiseers that are tasked with it
Out of all jobs it's better then approaching filthy heretics
Until you’re cleaning land raiders after a battle against nurgle
have you finished it yet lol
But other than that
||you get incinerated lmao||
Is it ever said what determines a psyker's strength? Or is it kinda just a luck skill issue or something
how strong their soul is, which is pretty much just luck
Does willpower training correlate to more psychic/soul strength? Or does it just make you less likely to explode
willpower training is just willpower training. Psykers can get stronger with it but its not by a ton it also makes you less likely to explode
Sounds about right, thank you for biggening my brain 
Can I workout my soul to get them gainz?
Be the medic from team fortress 2
And surgically implant souls into yourself
What's the equivalent to a protein shake for my soul?
I am being silenced for asking the needed questions
mfers when they discover that students give their teachers nicknames, or about the existence of nicknames in general
There is a unstoppable Tyranid fleet.
Because there is nids that ate daemons and gain psychonic powers.
Scary that they can gain powers and can even eat daemons.
Does the warp combine with the eaten daemons.
I dunno how you found out about that one without reading the wiki
I mean they hunt daemons probably for sport as they lack any bio-mass that can be eaten.
But it's a specific hive.
And it's a genuine risk to go after a daemon even as Tyranids.
Kronos isn’t unstoppable, they’ve just adapted to dealing with chaos
They’re fairly small and have existed for a long time
How have they survived
They get fed by other fleets
As they usually die on worlds like that but daemonic worlds probably have bio-mass.
And less then daemons themselves
Yea they can't eat Daemons, so the fleet is tasked with killing Daemons, while other fleets leave them survivors on conquered worlds so they can replenish their numbers
Kroot are just yautja of 40k
Pretty similar
So much so how they function on Catachan
Just reminds me of Predator
Space Marine Scouts are the Yautja of 40k
No wait, Striking Scorpions
No wait, The Deathwatch
Eh they look more like jackals from halo
But jackals are probably based on Yautja themselves
As they're reptilian
But the culture of Kroot and Yautja is quite similar in brutality and savagery.
They love the thrill of the hunt.
Orkz are Yautja
Yeah but Yautja are more tribal and less using junk.
Orks are known for scrapping things and Yautja have a set culture of hunting. Less then fighting wars.
Ranging from regular hunters to bounty hunters. But they like hunting things and will catch whatever they can get their hands on. But usually some tough prey, so them being insane enough to fight the most dangerous aliens wouldn't be surprising.
An ork would decimate a Yautja too
Yautja jump their opponents a lot, then when they wanna be “honorable” and give their prey a good last fight they get bodied lol
I’ve not read the comics
Yautja Are Strong but even an Ork boy that is just pretty average and small would overpower them
Or at the bare minimum at least match them at strength
The same cannot be said for war bosses and Nobz
yea iirc Yautjas are just a wee bit above humans
I would say that they're pretty handily twice as strong as the strongest humans, but it varies a bit from depiction to depiction. they've alternated between lean and athletic to hulking juggernaughts
here we have an (invisible) yautja lifting an adult grizzly bear over his head, seemingly without much effort while he's standing knee deep in a river. https://i.ibb.co/vwhdcH2/tumblr-f6b54fdcd93c2b48c81c83b613935f7e-6d8752ce-500.gif
yeah scouts and berzerkers in the hunting grounds game and of course the in between as well
bears clock in at about 270kg, which is heavier than anything a human has overhead pressed
They could physically tear apart the spine of a human too
And that's also no easy feat
And of course they can break down rock walls which is pretty decent
yeah very good grip strength
that said I wouldn't be surprised if the average Ork outperforms a Yautja for raw strength
Even the smallest in a tribe could survive a hit that would cave in a normal human's head
bare minimum even normal boyz could at least match some of the predators in raw strength
it's when you include nobz and warbosses that they really begin to suffer
yeah for sure
the mass difference alone becomes problematic to overcome
what I would really like to see is a predator and a lictor locked in a deadly game of hide and seek
Yautja would love hunting lictors
Yajuta do kill xenomorph queens
Who are way bigger, stronger, faster and smarter then an full grown warrior ork
Faster might be not exactly right but it’s not too far
But this is only the most elite of warriors who can accomplish this and it’s not just pound for pound brute fighting they have a lot of powerful tools to help
I’ve always seen their strength as duelists and assassins
The funny thing is they actually have a lot of experience with psionic foes as the larger xenomorphs have psionic powers
They’d probably fit in with the tau as elite assassins but eh
here is real lore, Ulgo love opra! bootiful voices!
The biggest weakness is that Yautja are not as cute as xenomorphs
So whats the difference between a daemonhost and a normally possessed person?
a daemonhost is a daemon thats lured into a person
its staged and pre-planned
a possession is just your usual daemonic hijacking without any warning or expectation
Would that make CSM possessed daemonhosts by that technicality?
Or any sort of heretic that allows a daemon into themselves?
I find this terminology a little confusing tbh
A daemonhost has a specific daemon ritually bound to the body, it can't leave.
Possession is more temporary - the daemon can come and go. It may be a different every time.
That's how I understand it anyway!
Yea a Daemonhost is as much a trap for the Daemon as it is unpleasant for the host.
Mhmmm
So when we kill a daemonhost are we killing the daemon, or just freeing it?
Freeing it
you can see the body rise up in its death animation as the green mist dissipates off it and leaves back to the Warp
Yea you need like uber tier artefacts/psyker powers to properly kill Daemons
^
Daemons cannot stay anchored in realspace for long periods, so it basically flees every time
Tbf it probably calms the daemon down so at the very least, they're slightly less mad
I remember seeing this in Total Warhammer 3

Still a net positive to suffer not because then the heretics can't use the daemon, though?
They could always call another one back
That specific daemon might not get tricked the same way however
yeah they dissipate when they "die"
Is there such thing as an economy in chaos controlled territory?
What do inhabitants on daemon worlds even do for a living? What do they eat? What's their industry?
they worship chaos
then they starve
and they eat rats
nurgle worshipers probably dont need to eat much
so do female custodes exist or not?
ive been gone for a while
Yes they exist
Apparently some chaos-aligned folks may barter with other minor xeno races for weapons and such
I dont remember where I saw that but it was on r/40klore like a while back
Id imagine as a whole, chaos warbands may barter for equipment or whatever shit they've found but dont find immediately useful
yes they exist
Yes it does, its loose but is mostly held by properly or awfully depending on who the leaders are and what kind of "leading body" they got set up
books like Daemon World go super into it
Chaos use horde tactics a lot but its why they leave the actual smart people behind the lines to generally handle this stuff
They probably "recycle" the most
sounds like the work of Tzeentch since they arnt in any lore
noithing wrong against females in 40k
the sisters are GOATED
They weren't really ever said to not exist, so no.
and Custodian creation process is more intricate so theres no gender exclusivity for it unlike space marines
Yeah there isnt an explicit rule like with space marines
They're in the lore written in the Custodes Codex
why even ask if you already have a response against it
that was a rhetorical question from me
people suddenly caring about custodes is probably the biggest brain move by GW
Guardsman fans: " I'm chillin' " sips wine
Are people still talking about femstodes? Like omg, it’s been almost a month, find something new to make fake outrage over
well the growth of cusstodes genes comes from male ballsacks as such from multiple books and lore
the official custodes codex was changed A LOT when females were announced......
thats why i said the chaos god of manipulation was involved ;D
hahahahaha
that move actually made GW lose a lot of people........not sticking to lore and banishing loyal board game shops across the world for believing there are no female custodes..
Him and Timrek seem more interested in pointed question than pure discussion
Custodes don't have Geneseed
What?
Custodes are hand crafted, they’re not space marines
Custodes don't have geneseed
Like 1st line and you're wronger than I am when I say that Chaos is good
so why arnt any female custodes in any lore then?
They are
There are
2 even
newest.....
"Not sticking to lore" GW changes the lore every edition
Both Madlasses
they made up lore just for them lol
Because that's how telling a story works
All lore is made up
You tell more story
Retcon as well in addition to the other reasons listed here
Are we on this again
lmao
Teleporting a nuke into the throneroom is actually a hilarious play for the games ngl
Mostly a troll so, yes
31 seconds · Clipped by Ederius · Original video "More Like Games Wokeshop" by HeyWoah
none of the lore before announcement
Watch this and can it
Because it's new
Speeding on hover bikes from space is also based
Speed
Are you aware that before Space Marine lore was written, there wasn't any space Marine lore?
Shocking but true
Things only exist after they've been made
And there used to be Fem SM
Fem SM are older than no Fem SM lore
Ergo, back is supporting Fem SM 
another one wandered here?
Yes
Never change do they
I'm not even upset, but more so amused about what Calladayce did as her strategy for the Blood Games, lol
Yep, lore can't change folks and that's why the entire Horus Heresy series isn't canon.
You should see some of the other blood games
💀
The 2 we have seen are absolutely based
Also go take your meds.
Its just funny, some of these take time and precision, while Calladayce was "I'm gonna teleport a cyclonic warhead right next to Big E"
Well yeah it makes sense
Blood Games are suppose to be volatile and dangerous
some Custodians kill literal palace guards to sneak inside to attempt to kill Big E

You know this might be the first time I’ve ever heard geneseed being related to genetalia at all lmao.
People will come up with anything
Hey Dilara did you see my moebian and elysian art 
Yuh
Eh I dont really care about those other people; I just like 40k
yo Dilara do you have a not confusing order by order of the gotrek and Felix books
Blame Space King
Flashgitz Brainrot
There should be a mini serie about the Blood Games
Every episode is a new round, and it's just over the top techniques to try to kill the Emp
You can google some on reddit, people got really good long lists of it
Their server is apparently pretty bad
is there
Can confirm, its shit
a single book that says ballsack
Reddit, well lets try my luck
Both come from the same root word, but nothing really else
Okay wtf is this Space King?
None that they'd know of that's for sure 
toaster and fork
This look like bootleg space marines made a youtube video
their Not-40k Series they made because GW sent them a cease and desist due to them selling literal black templar merch
basically a better way for them to make revenue while drawing in 40k fans
thanks
Follow the adventures of a Dwarfen Slayer named Gotrek Gurnisson and his human companion, Felix Jaeger. As a slayer Gotrek has sworn to seek an honourabl...
it's only lore if i agree with it
Clearly the half eldar are still around
At first I thought Space King was mocking the whole chud Space Marine thing, but no. It's just doing it unironically for easy money and has an exclusive paid version on patreon with nudity.
custodes are still shirtless caped spear wielders
Naked custodes was still canon I thought
With nudity ?
Like the Not SM are nude ?
no
that literally has not been touched since rogue trader
lmao
There's an enemy with massive breasts that are censored in the regular version
GW too scared of the true custodes form
Oh darn, I thought the whole stripped their armor in shame thing was still a thing. K then
Do they even still have any lore on the immediate aftermath
Like them painting their armour black or whateber
Got out clowned idk
after talking about ballsacks... coincidence?
GW is hiding the custodes scrotums
“Where are my balls Emperor?”
I timed him out
Im eating dinner, ill ban him later
lmao
the one 40k server that doesn't agree with him
I'm seeing an alternative pog face
they look like steel legion plus scuba diver
It’s like an 😮
ooh nice
I guess I could play some DRG, but I want actual space dwarf lore already
drg is the average votann local business
just replace the glyphids with any other creature sentient or not
What did i miss
Femodes complainer
scrotum
Custodes don’t have geneseed 💀
Do they even read lore before complaining
They fucking genetically reconstruct some random noble baby from the ground up
no
conclusion
Why read when you can have an online grifter tell you why you're supposed to be mad?
femstodes have massive balls
the logic is flawless
I can’t believe people would actually get mad over women, i thought chuds liked women?
Make it make sense
i only get my news from the finest asmongold clips
I’d rather just move on tbh
Okay hot take: Asmongold is okay, but his fanbase is pretty bad. The fact they keep shoving topics onto him that range from stuff that Asmon would be fine to talk about to straight up politics and stuff is annoying
Yah, but until GW does something else as controversial as pre sliced bread, people are gonna keep popping in here to do this very same damn thing.
Here discuss the giant fucking spider creature in the background
Same energy
Whatever the hell it is
Observe the weird daemon engine
idk we got assassins creed to get mad at now
Vashtorr daemon engine
Okay but beyond that smh
Vastorr daemon engine
he's a professional outrage baiter
Asmongold is most certainly not okay
Vashtorr engime
Speak of the devil I was shit positing about ppl mad at assassins creed
Asmon is and always has been a basement dwelling weirdo, it just didn't used to be a problem because he used to only ever play or talk about WoW.
great minds and all that
We need more freaky warp monster designs, I saw a vid of a guy kitbashing soulgrinders unique to each Chaos God, really cool stuff.
nonono it's blood not that
Did you get lobotomized
he has both
Vamtorm emgine
shocking I know
It’s jover
Emgi
I've only heard of the blood gum wall lmfao
I’ve liked the ones GW have made so far
Tbh
They’re cool
he sticks everything on that wall
Who in the fuck are the mercury warriors?
The weebs are aware that Yasuke is a real person right?
He’s also not the main character afaik, it’s the ninja
Either a joke I was making about iron warriors or an obscure space marine chapter
Implying they care
It's both
Damn.... two layers of joking....
Ah gotcha
It's basically taking the bruiser/assassin combo of Syndicate and playing it up even more
people not realizing that anime is not historically accurate
hard to understand why people are even mad at that since it's an AC game and it'll suck ass regardless
ABSHFHAHAHAHAHAH
Yah like AC after 4 has gotten slowly worse, a shame too
Lost loyalist chapter
"We know nothing about them lmao"
Okay damn
not to mention ninjas as a whole were nothing like what pop culture portrays them as. but it has to be realistic tooooo what???
I skimmed the page dont @ me
GW inventing new chapters to die horrifically
Is it an Eivor situation where you can be either at anytime and it doesn't matter or is it like Odyssey where the choice between the two is important or is it like Origins where it's a bad game?
It's like Syndicate
Ah
Weird, I guess they got tired of bullying the Lamenters
I should make a space marine version of this meme
“What kind of space marine chapter are you”
‘Edge lords, no lore, boomer marines,
Ect
i've met many trans girls and all of them were the depressed variety
Where biscuit?
Hi hello hi hello
Depressed and a lil insane
It's a common multiclass choice
I’m not depressed!
I think everyone is this day and age is a little insane
YOU'RE FINE PROBABLY
GW inventing multiple new blood angel successors to die in devestation of Baal
Is still funny as shit
(or horny af)
Yay
i prefer the latter kind
I’m insane and mostly tired
Oh yeah I know a rather flirty one too
No comment on the second part
Fair
i'll watch you
Mods, what’s your favorite successor chapter and why
Probably the Grey knights /j
I’m kinda mixed on Grey Knights honestly, do like their Xcom game though
That game is so hilariously unbalanced lol
I heard chaosgate was terrible
It’s fine
Was interested but got turned off by the twitch drops for a single player
It’s just not as good as admech
the what?
Grey knights chaos gate
Chaosgate
The one with Astartes animator
It seemed meh outside of the CG animation bit
Why is every non total war game against chaos always against nurgle
Deathwatch could definitely do a good Xcom styled game
Nurgle is the biggest bad of the setting right now. Used to be only Khorne
because nurgle is easy to make AI for
SM2 is getting Tzeentch
mindless hordes
Tzeentch is showing up more though now, Rogue Trader SM2.
Still taboo on Slannesh, unless you count that one bit in RT
tzeentch NEEDS more love
boltgun too
Oh yah boltgun
doesn't boltgun have every chaos
Khorne dlc hinted at in ending screen as well
i thought they hated eachother
Skulls is in a week so who knows
I didn't like 5th gen (Verdict Day was ok, but it wasn't the same for me). I enjoyed AC6 though, even though it had hard lock which some veteran players didn't like. The designs were more back to 3rd gen with some 4th gen thrown in, though I don't think you could universally build your AC to look as good with 3rd gen (like 4th gens manufacturer specific parts that look good together but not mixed with others)
wake me up for the fatshark and CA announcement at skulls
They do, but in Boltgun I’m pretty sure the big bad is Black Legion, so they kinda get along
the rest are mobile games to me
ACFA was my introduction and probably my favourite overall
My main issue is the more arcadey approach to recent AC games, like the damage numbers and gear scores is icky
I already avoid Destiny 2 on principle, do not remind me of its existence
I’m also gonna remain eternally salty that Marathon is getting revived as a damn extraction shooter
already confirmed to be a tww3 announcement
Inb4 AoS
A good AoS game would be nice, or a Fantasy game that isn’t an rts
Was it the chaos toad guy or has that already been announced?
that would be true if 40k didn't get 10 morbillion shitty fucking mobile games
or I guess its more like 3 shitty mobile games now
rather then 10 million
When’s the Orks Twisted Metal game gonna release?
you mean Thrones of decay ?
if you mean that yeah it's out
one of the main Lords is the maggot Lord
I like the winds of death infused guns
2 of the ******* Lords in the DLC specialize in artillery
and range
And I relish it every time I hear the firing of my guns
Still annoyed at the Dwarf side, and on Ca's current dlc system
Cool idea for a base, looks like a fuckin pain in the ass to build
really i thought malakai was fun
Dwarfs are still in need of more stuff imo
And even his mechanics are pretty fun
Lorewise I'm annoyed by it
don't worry they have a new engine for tw40k

oh howh so
for real tho
This would be a cool proxy tbh
holy paint cost batman!
smh
I am pretty sure this is also the only toad dragon model
i need to buy more paint
how long does GW paint usually last
at room temperature
Him being a Lord doesn't fit for me, should have him be a Hero that has a special espansive skill tree
several years
oh ok
I've got a pot from 2019
Its still good
but if its white uhhh
don't use GW whites
Temp is less of the issue, light on the other side 
there's so many factors to painting and i'll never know if my paint is even good
yeah keep them out of light
yeah i tried and failed
somebody told me to thin it more but brother
im not applying 50 coats of 1 molecule paint
Nah
GW white is just
chronically shit
so is Armypainter white imo
Vallejo or AK
i like vallejo
GW white is bad, haven't used the contrast one (stopped before it)
Contrast white is prolly fine
GW's contrast yellow is the best of the like
speedpaint things
do you mix paint
On the pallet sometimes yeah
Like different paints together or mix the pots ?
I would not mix pots
different paints
i dont want to have like 400 paint pots is the thing
That's just Kevin. He's the new Mechanicum intern.
I do see your point but
a fourth gotrek and Felix character being another legendary hero?
Seems pretty redundant
I used an old sediment shaker to mix the paint
somebody told me to learn colour theory and by golly i'm trying
people keep saying those are useless but i think i have carpal tunnel and i might get one
my friend uses a massage gun lol
I want the Thanquol FLC already



