40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

💀

[arctic talon]

Yes I am using the chaos daemons codex as a source

But it brings up dif ways cultures worship chaos gods

[storm jungle]

Well yeah because writing it is easier than showing it physically in miniature form

[arctic talon]

Either way GW refers to all 4 as male primarily yeah

In every setting

[shell mason]

Brother...what

[arctic talon]

Khorne dog people

AoS goes crazy with chaos stuff

[shell mason]

ok

[storm jungle]

let me go find the box

they act like they are Hellhounds iirc

its great

[arctic talon]

So sad

[outer wave]

Yo thats cool as fuck

[arctic talon]

GW is ending production on so many warcry kits

[shell mason]

ah

[outer wave]

Common GW L

No seriously I dont get why they pulled that

Least they're still canon

[arctic talon]

Imo weren’t selling well is why

[plush mason]

that is the reason they pull lines normally

[outer wave]

😔

[arctic talon]

Also darkoath served as a “replacement” as well

Darkoath are cool but like

Ehhhhhh

I get the idea behind them

But also they aren’t super interesting to me

[outer wave]

I havent read up on them

I just know that they're a weird grey area for chaos worshipers

[arctic talon]

Tldr sigmar worshippers who turned to chaos when the funny door to azyr closed

They range from sane to

not sane at all

[outer wave]

Yeah

Really I just havent looked into them much but meh

[arctic talon]

They are sane by chaos standards

Is the best way to describe the average one tbh

[storm jungle]

they are literally just your average scandinavian

https://tenor.com/view/viking-man-leaps-ice-water-gif-12813214525354223849

[outer wave]

So just Norsca got it

[arctic talon]

Not really norscans since they’re all in on chaos for chaosy reasons as well

Like they’re a fan of it and the power that comes with it

They want to convert other people to it

Also sigmar sucks because he betrayed them blah blah blah

You’ve heard it a million times

[outer wave]

So angsty Norscans

Norscans that are going through their goth punk rebel phase....

[arctic talon]

Lol

[plush mason]

the least insane Scandinavian

[outer wave]

Hopefully Draokaths or whatever can be made more interesting since I dont think many thought stormcasts would be but they did get interesting

[arctic talon]

Either way darkoath are fine as semi generic undivided worshippers

And since they’re so new plenty of things to do with em

[outer wave]

Arent Slaves of Darkness already generic chaos worshipers though?

Though I suppose its relatively refreshing to move away from them for once

[bold wren]

Out of representation in 40k they use the Drukhari one of the most evil xenos in 40k? I am just saying.

[green loom]

Huh

[arctic talon]

This is true

Though darkoath are under the slaves to darkness umbrella anyways

[outer wave]

Oh

[arctic talon]

Drukhari are def used as the ultimate evil

[outer wave]

Okay I thought they were completely new

[arctic talon]

Wait they might not be

Lemme check lol

Yeah they under slaves

[green loom]

They're a Slaves supplement arent they

[arctic talon]

They’re “mortals” for slaves

That aren’t the warcry warbands

Slaves was a faction of entirely chaos warriors

They’re around to show the more like human side ig

Because let’s be real here chaos warriors are not normal people

[paper haven]

How Norscans take a bath

[plush mason]

lies, everyone knows they dont bathe

[tough haven]

What sorts of fortifications would be effective against tyranids?

[crisp heath]

Orbital platforms

Actual battles against tyranids are rare. The first thing they do is orbital bombardment with chemicals and microorganisms

[tough haven]

As in defense platforms positioned in orbit of the planet or surface to orbital weapons?

[crisp heath]

Almost every engagement with tyranids, lorewise, is determined entirely by keeping the hive ships from getting in orbit

[tough haven]

Yeah, I meant for when they actually get on the planet

Cause some of them definitely will

Regardless of how well you repel them

[crisp heath]

Oh. Tyran itself actually held out for a long time, which is to say, three waves of tyranids

Once they make planetfall you're almost certainly dead. Nothing counteracts them.

Once tyranids appear on the surface your only option is to evacuate or make a last stand.

[queen laurel]

yeah it literally took two factions just to out play their tactics

Your best way of taking them out is first crippling their Narval ships and then using the largest armaments you have in your ships to take out the fleet

Easier said than done though

[crisp heath]

The actual cases where the Imperium "wins" against tyranids is always a specific mission (rescue this person, recover this artifact, crush a genstealer cult) is just small fry to the tyranids. Once they're on the surface, it's a game of "survive or salvage"

[tough haven]

Yeah but the survive portion isn’t really done

You just salvage what forces you can and evacuate

[crisp heath]

P much

[tough haven]

And exterminatus if possible

[crisp heath]

Tyranids are way overpowered for the setting lmao

[tough haven]

Honestly I like it, gives a more physical overarching threat than just chaos

[queen laurel]

yeah just make sure they're actually on planet this time and don't bomb it when they are not on it

Kryptman

[crisp heath]

They're the most powerful psykers, magnus is the only psyker comparable to a "normal" tyranid psyker, and their numbers are overwhelming even to the imperium

[queen laurel]

Yeah they are I will say next to orks that would absolutely rail anyone they fight but the setting holds them back

[crisp heath]

And I mean real tyranid psykers, not synapse organisms

[queen laurel]

orks if they find it real funny would just make a gun that has preloaded teleportation beacon rounds inside of it and the moment that it hits you will trigger a teleportation jump into the highest point of a teleportation beacon they've put up

[tough haven]

Only a 40% chance to instantly and violently detonate and creating a warp rift (pretty damn good)

Also generates a fight on command

Didn’t orks turn away a tyranids invasion in the ghaz book?

Or maybe they just survived a wave

[crisp heath]

If you aren't going by tabletop rules and lore instead, the hive tyrant (not even a swarm lord) can kill anyone it looks at and has basically no chance of psyker powers going wrong

[dusk patrol]

There’s been cases of both so probably

[crisp heath]

Orks and tyranids mostly counter each other

[tough haven]

As it should be

That and necrons

You more or less just stalemate

[dusk patrol]

Tbh there’s endless things like this in lore where they’re “unbeatable” until they aren’t

[tough haven]

Yeah that takes place in every faction

Because power creep

[dusk patrol]

Codexes are basically supposed to be fanwank for their faction

[crystal forum]

except the emperor

[queen laurel]

yeah orks grow by fighting and tyranids multiply by eating biomass

[crystal forum]

hopefully emperor never gets a model

[queen laurel]

like octarius would have made alot of warbosses

[dusk patrol]

He’ll probably get a heresy one

[queen laurel]

if it kept on going about

[tough haven]

Like eldar farseers theoretically can just bring about practically whatever they want to happen

[crystal forum]

i dont think GW will ever cross that line

[dusk patrol]

But I seriously doubt we ever see one beyond that

[crisp heath]

Tyranids on the tabletop actually have better psykers than eldar and thousand sons though

They're the real psyker faction

[dusk patrol]

There very debatable but regardless

[crystal forum]

like emp's face is already a vague idea

[dusk patrol]

It’s not really that much tbh

We know what he looks like

[crystal forum]

it's pretty different im all the official artwork

[dusk patrol]

We already have Horus Ascendant, it’s not gonna much for actual games

[crisp heath]

The emperor is canonically a Turkish twink

[tough haven]

Pretty sure eldar fought two separate hive tendrils at once, I don’t think they defended the planet, but they succeeded in stopping the two from merging

[dusk patrol]

They’ve also lost craft worlds to one, it’s just dependent

[tough haven]

Well of course, big gestalt well of psychic might with no chance of perils or attracting chaos, you can push yourself far further

[tough haven]

Like all matchups and conflicts

My point is, most factions are capable of tangling with ‘nids semi favorably at times

[dusk patrol]

Sometimes chapters get wiped out without much fuss sometimes they hold off massive invasions themselves, sometimes events get engineered to wipe out major craft worlds sometimes they’ll hold off insane fleets without much issue

[crystal forum]

the only faction who never lose is votaan because they have no lore

[crisp heath]

If 40k was "realistic" the entire galaxy would just be a moshpit between orks and nids

[dusk patrol]

The main issue with Nids is 1. Them winning is narratively boring

[tough haven]

And I’d be here for it

[dusk patrol]

And 2. Them winning means complete total loss

You can’t retake the world

[tough haven]

Yeah, we need to see more of the hive mind as a consciousness to make it less boring

[dusk patrol]

There’s no characters for them to be shown winning through

[crisp heath]

My take is that tyranids should be the horror faction

[dusk patrol]

I disagree

[crystal forum]

literally every time nids win it's some made up world for the story or an old lore world that GW doesnt care about anymore

[tough haven]

In one of the cawl books he works to revitalize a tyranid consumed planet

[dusk patrol]

They should continue to exist as they are

[tough haven]

I agree

[dusk patrol]

Yes the 0.00001% you can start terraforming

Which takes centuries

[tough haven]

You could lean into both aspects at times

[tough haven]

True

[crisp heath]

Tyranids can be narratively fun if the second one tyranid arrives, every character is in mortal peril and the best hope is that they escape. Not fighting, not repelling, just surviving.

[dusk patrol]

We don’t need the hive mind characterized

[tough haven]

But not totally impossible

[dusk patrol]

They exist as a faction everyone just fights

[crystal forum]

i just find it boring that we'll never see grand narrative with nids

[dusk patrol]

That’s why Newcrons was better, they had issues where them and Nids were doing the same thing

[tough haven]

Just do it vaguely and contradictory like how chaos gods and emps is done

[tough haven]

I do like them as kinda mostly a plot device

[crisp heath]

Newcrons are better, but the way I see it, tyranids fill the oldcron niche

[dusk patrol]

Nids are just a faceless major faction without much characterization and that’s their point

Thats my point

[crisp heath]

Yeah I do like that

[tough haven]

And I do really like the idea of dynasties coming together under szarekh to oppose the nids

[tough haven]

Definitely

[crisp heath]

The entire faction has a personality, but if you had two that only acted as one faction, then it loses that personality

[dusk patrol]

The Nids have made a lot of strange bedfellows multiple times

[tough haven]

Just consume and spread, it’s beautiful in its simplicity

[crisp heath]

I don't care about individual nids. They are the swarm. The swarm can be effective story telling.

[tough haven]

And I love that

[crisp heath]

But they are necessarily the villain.

[tough haven]

I love factions who hate each other having to coexist to deal with nids/chaos

[dusk patrol]

Also if we got Nid characterization it would probably just end up being like discount Kerrigan

[tough haven]

One of my favorite story beats

[crisp heath]

But nid fans don't want them to have characters, that misses the point

[tough haven]

I think having unique singular bio forms with like legends and given names works fine as is

Like old one eye

[dusk patrol]

How the hive mind is characterized already works well enough, its malicious and vast and not really a single thing

[crisp heath]

The way tyranids are fun is because it's a faceless, overwhelming force. It's just something alien that will destroy anything in its path. It's like godzilla.

[tough haven]

Very true

If you want nid characterization do GSC

[crisp heath]

I don't like gsc precisely because they have individual character lmao

I think it dilutes the "swarm essence"

[tough haven]

I enjoy the middle ground

[crisp heath]

One or two weird monsters is fine to name and have personality, but I don't like having too many "actual people" in my hivemind

[tough haven]

And it’s a cool take on a vampirism esque concept

[tough haven]

Well you don’t have to for long cause they get eaten with the others

[crystal forum]

that's the cool thing they're hivemind lite

[tough haven]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

i love their industrial design

[tough haven]

My favorite one so far was the eldar one with a avatar of khaine/broodlord, or the tau/mechanicus one

[crisp heath]

But yeah my take is: both oldcrons and tyranids is too much because they're both "single minded" factions. It's a niche that is best served as only one

[crystal forum]

why do people still talk about oldcrons

[crisp heath]

Newcrons are an angle that has actual interest in a way I can't see ever being satisfying in tyranids

[tough haven]

I like the lore of necrons actually getting personality and interest while still having overarching goals

[crystal forum]

it's been like 30 years

[crisp heath]

Just slang at this point tbh, but it's fair given we all know how necrons were originally

[crystal forum]

i dont

i genuinely dont

[crisp heath]

Oh they were just literally robots controlled by the ctan

That's literally the entirety of it

[crystal forum]

when were they changed

[crisp heath]

A long time ago, before I even took an interest in warhammer, which was like, a decade ago

[crystal forum]

so why even bring them up lol

[crisp heath]

It's just more a Fandom thing, right?

Like the culture mostly knows about this

It can be referenced

So we do

Tbf it was also one of the biggest faction shakeups

Like, complete lore rewrite

[crystal forum]

i dont see people talking about squats the same way

[crisp heath]

Oh my God I have

I have seen so much Squat discourse

[crystal forum]

this lore is older than i am

[dusk patrol]

The point I was making was it’s good they were changed since they and Nids had a similar general feel as a faction

[crisp heath]

Yeah same

One or the other was fine

Although nids did have zoats, but I'm glad those are mostly gone. I know they got "revived" as a single character, but zoats contradict nid "faction lore" so hard.

So ig it's more like they swapped places

I looked up bogleech's necron article because I wanted to see exactly where I first heard about them

Do

Do people know who bogleech is

Is that a person people recognize still

[crystal forum]

no

all of you are old

[crisp heath]

Ohhh he deleted most of his 40k articles anywat

The latest he still has up is "a return to nurgle stuff"

So I guess that's lost to time

[crisp heath]

Have.... have you never read "awful hospital"?

[crystal forum]

no

[crisp heath]

Please do it's good

This guy formed my teen years

[bold wren]

Eldar Human hybrids are canon.

Apparently now?

Dear god this is terrific and shameful.

Yeah Rogue Trader made it canon as there is a Eldar Hybrid Space Marine.

They retconned it just to bring it back.

[crisp heath]

It's never not been canon

Eldar-human hybrids are always rare but I don't think there's ever been a point after 5e (and several one offs before that) where at least one wasn't alive

[bold wren]

Some said it was retconned for a time.

Which is confusing.

They're rare because humanity wouldn't allow people to reproduce with xenos.

[crisp heath]

Well humans and eldar have fundamentally different DNA so it's necessary to alter that different DNA to make viable offspring possible

But it's always canonically happened

[bold wren]

A space marine is a modified human.

So it probably makes it easier I don't know.

[crisp heath]

I'd need to see the source of rogue trader (I'm assuming the crpg) that says it actually happened though, since I don't remember that

[bold wren]

There is one specifically in Rogue Trader a Space Marine.

There is a Space Wolf in Rogue Trader.

[crisp heath]

Is he half eldar? I don't remember that

[bold wren]

It's theorized at best.

[arctic talon]

He is entierly human

or I guess astartes

he is not a hybrid

[celest dome]

There used to be one Mixed SM, but that was later retconnsd to be a normal SM

[arctic talon]

Yeah

also they got retconned into being a eldar

not SM

they're one of eldrads nerds

but the space wolf in the Rogue Trader game

is just a space wolf lol

[thorn zenith]

Space Ulfar

he is the ulfar male

[storm jungle]

No?

Where are you getting this from

[storm jungle]

They have never been canon since rogue trader.

Illiyan Nastase has been the only one

Eldar and Human biologies dont mix

[crisp heath]

What do you factually think wynter was

[storm jungle]

Idc, they arent canon

[crisp heath]

Because he was a biologically engineered clone of an eldar who had human dna

[storm jungle]

Okay but they arent a thing.

Illiyan is just an eldar in current lore

that in comparison IS a retcon to make him fit current lore

[celest dome]

A human ?

[crisp heath]

He was a clone of an eldar

[storm jungle]

that doesnt make him a hybrid

[crisp heath]

Yeah the ultramarine eldar hybrid is actually just a retcon

[dusk patrol]

[celest dome]

The Rogue Trader ?

[dusk patrol]

I think we know

[storm jungle]

LOL

But yeah i think this is all from Arbitrator Ian's new video

where he covers Illiyan

[dusk patrol]

He existed way way back in the day when marines weren’t even enhanced I think

[crisp heath]

I talked to you about this like 2 months ago wtf dilara

[dusk patrol]

Just like dudes in armor

[storm jungle]

Okay but like hes still an eldar

[crisp heath]

I've always been pro eldar/human mixing

[dusk patrol]

Now the character is referenced in name in dark Imperium. Or whatever

[storm jungle]

Nah

he has a full on appearance

and talks with Robo-G a lot

[dusk patrol]

I know

But he’s not that dude

He’s just a reference to that dude

[storm jungle]

Well he is

him not being half-eldar doesnt really matter much

hes still him

[dusk patrol]

My point is he’s not a half Eldar half human ultramarine

He’s just someone who has the same name as a reference to that

[storm jungle]

It basically is the same character

just without the half-elf nonsense

[crisp heath]

A year ago I was talking about the corsair Sicarius killed who was debated whether she was eldar or human but was probably both

[storm jungle]

Okay but like

thats not how genetics work

eldar/humans dont mix

[crisp heath]

I forgot her name because I got sucked into tyranid lore

[crisp heath]

They do if it's fun

[storm jungle]

No they dont

[dusk patrol]

Pfft, ok xenoist

[crisp heath]

And she was probably a lab experiment anyway

[storm jungle]

half elves has been a stupid idea in any fantasy setting

[crisp heath]

Dinara we are slowly switching roles and I don't like it

[storm jungle]

I literally have always been on this stance

lmao

[crisp heath]

I went from eldar hater and to elf lover
You went from elf lover to racial theorist

[storm jungle]

I dont hate em tho

Im just saying half-eldar is a dumb idea

[crisp heath]

I like it only in the case it requires extensive genetic modification

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

Fantasy half elves I can pass because well you know they're actually biologically occurring stuff in 40K not so much because they are made to be their own thing with perfect genetics and stuff

[crisp heath]

I do not think they're canon in the sense of "human daddy loves mommy eldar very much"

[storm jungle]

yeah in 40k we are talking about literal aliens, in fantasy its whatever since you all share 1 planet/realm together

[crisp heath]

But fringe cases where one partner is modified to match the other does seem to happen on occassion

Or even "clone with mixed dna"

[storm jungle]

Just..

[dusk patrol]

It’s also way hotter if you can go in with no proc- hey get your hands off me! I will not be silenced!

[crisp heath]

I mean there are multiple official "love can bloom on a battlefield" references

[storm jungle]

theres literally 1

and its from that one RPG book

and as a person who likes and has read Love Can Bloom, LV1 and Taldeer never bang or make kids.

lol

[crisp heath]

I was actually thinking of the card game first

[dusk patrol]

The stories dumb anyways, everyone knows Vindicares go for Callidus.

[storm jungle]

BRUH

not wrong tho

then go to r34 💀

god knows this coomer fanbase does nothing aside from the porn art of sororitas, eldar and tau

[dusk patrol]

god knows this coomer fanbase does nothing aside from the porn art of sororitas, eldar and tau fucking everything

Just make everyone some generic anime girl with massive boobs

“Omg guys what content!”

“No I won’t learn to draw more than one face.”

[storm jungle]

God Im in an OC/character creator circle for 40k, and its always some fucking guy whos like

"I wanna make a tau OC"

[crisp heath]

Humans and eldar should be able to interbreed because everyone except asexuals are animals and in the 10,000 years since the great crusade someone would introduce a mixed race gene into his gfs genome purely for kink

[queen laurel]

orks, necrons chaos, and basically every faction

I've seen it all

[storm jungle]

"Wow is it a female one with big tits?"

"Yes actually"

"So daring"

[dusk patrol]

Damn crazy

How did you know

[storm jungle]

god legit kill me dude

[dusk patrol]

There was one dude in another server who wanted to make a catgirl regiment

But they’re all men also

So femboy catgirl regiment

[crisp heath]

We are talking about a setting where some wolves are people

[storm jungle]

the eldar biology is literally so ancient and manufactured that almost nothing they do biologically matches us in any way, including their way of making kids.

[queen laurel]

let me guess using abhumans that were said to be cat like

The ones that have a chance to look like khajiit in Skyrim

[dusk patrol]

No that was the worst thing

[storm jungle]

this is like asking to impregnate a monkey

[dusk patrol]

He didn’t even wanna use Felinids

[crisp heath]

Fenrisians can be half wolves but some people can't be half elf???

[storm jungle]

like

you can try sure

just dont expect a pretty looking baby to come out of it

lol

[queen laurel]

really

[dusk patrol]

Eldar aren’t hot even

Like legit they look alien as fuck

[crisp heath]

No they're horrifying

I hate the way eldar look

[storm jungle]

they are hot

the newest lore said so

let me get it

[dusk patrol]

Granted GW is inconsistent with making them hot so

[queen laurel]

The dark one or the normal one?

[dusk patrol]

But generally they’re described as moving in a disturbing way

[storm jungle]

newest white dwarf

[crisp heath]

It's not my personal kink, it's literally something that's been consistently portrayed but extremely rare

[queen laurel]

There was a reason why that girl in my ship in rogue trader died because she wanted to have sex of that xeno body part

[storm jungle]

Most art does them pretty good justice tbh, and i say this as an avid 40k official art yoinker

[dusk patrol]

Often> there’s the only loophole I need

[crisp heath]

Sicarius literally killed a half eldar

[dusk patrol]

Aka, degenerates

[storm jungle]

Sicarius literally kills kis

[crisp heath]

Malcador made one in lab

[dusk patrol]

Who belong on a cross

[storm jungle]

hes a roman

[storm jungle]

"consistently"

2 times across 40 years

[dusk patrol]

Yeah it was

Like legit we were trying to give him decent lore reasons for it for a bit

[crisp heath]

Even the retconned librarian

[queen laurel]

If you're gonna canonize something at least get it from like warhammer it self

[crisp heath]

It happens sometimes

[queen laurel]

For example making your own faction of space lizard man isn't outrageous

[dusk patrol]

But then it became clear he was just trying to get a reaction

[crisp heath]

Hard and rare, but it happens

[queen laurel]

Because that can genuinely happen

[dusk patrol]

And when we weren’t like “no you freak” he got annoyed lol

He also said he only wanted to do it to annoy people at local stores so he’s obviously a very fun person to be around

[storm jungle]

Yeah a great number of 40k fans are male so like the homebrew can get extremely annoyingly mixed with kink shit since they just think with their dick all the time

[queen laurel]

Yeah I wouldn't mind kicking him in between the legs

[queen laurel]

Yeah good thing I can cut it with a razor blade

[dusk patrol]

Based off how spineless he was you probably would have to be pretty precise

[queen laurel]

OK **** it I will just gouge his eyes out

and then kick it

[crisp heath]

I have a 40k themed FATAL character named Sir Fucksalot ama

[storm jungle]

Explode.

[crisp heath]

Dilara I genuinely don't get why you're so opposed to half eldar given that they definitely do exist and between 2 characters who still exist represent like 70% of eldar lore

[storm jungle]

Because their biology literally does not work

and again

this is like us fucking a monkey for a kid lol

[crisp heath]

Just mod their genes!!!

[queen laurel]

WOAH

[storm jungle]

By who

you actually need to be a super-scientist

hence Malcador

[queen laurel]

yeah you would need an old one to basically edit the genetics of elder

[storm jungle]

Its the perfect comparison considering the evolutionary gap between us/primates and eldar/humans

at least with primates i guess we share some similarities lol

[crisp heath]

I genuinely don't think eldar look that lowly on humans. They use slurs that imply it, sure, but they clearly are willing to tolerate humanity if it stops the whole "imperium" thing

[queen laurel]

Yeah but that was some wild sentence

[storm jungle]

They entirely do.

They see us as how we see chimps.

you are basically saying "oh they use slurs but they dont mean it"

like 💀

[crisp heath]

Like multiple eldar, but especially eldrad, have admitted eldar need humans to survive, even if they hate them

[storm jungle]

....

[dusk patrol]

Even the ones who are “nice” condescend hard

[queen laurel]

Rogue trader game they were like how dare a lizard compare himself to a dragon

[crisp heath]

No they're racist as shit

[storm jungle]

they need them to survive through assistance

not breeding

[crisp heath]

This is 40k

[storm jungle]

^

[crisp heath]

They're racist

[storm jungle]

Like

Illiyan for example

he literally admits he cannot stay in the same room as Roboute's war council

just from the human musk alone

he apologises but he literally cannot physically do it

lol

[dusk patrol]

Eldrad has had 10,000 years to learn how to be vaguely nice and at least pretend to be nice and not be a dick

And he still does it

[crisp heath]

Eldrad literally only gets more racist every year

[storm jungle]

I cant really blame him

[crisp heath]

He is still willing to tolerate humans

Eldrad is prime human hater

[dusk patrol]

He does more than that, he knows they need them

[storm jungle]

Eldar need humans and vice versa

its not a deep thing

[queen laurel]

the most tolerable eldar i have met is Yrielet but my God like she makes it known that she can barely tolerate you if it wasn't for the fact that your character was so good to her

[storm jungle]

Yrliet is purposefully written that way due to GW interference

they were gonna make her reven more unbearable originally

[crisp heath]

My official take is: human-eldar hybrids are clearly possible, but likely require extensive genetic modification, and are probably the most extreme minority in the galaxy

[storm jungle]

but the main writer for the game Olga relented

I know this because me and my friend are semi-pals with her due to spending so much time in the discord

also Ulfar was originally gonna be a black templar

💀

[queen laurel]

I love her consistent range damage but the only thing consistent that I'm going to do next time is make a teleportation beacon and forcefully teleport her over and over again if she doesn't shut her mouth

[storm jungle]

They dont exist.

[crisp heath]

On the basis we have 2 canon ones a 1 retconned one lmak

[storm jungle]

they would literally be killed on site

and the 2 "canon" ones are not even hybrids

that one pirate lady just "claims", even though the novel acknowledges shes just bullshitting

the one with Malcador is made from a pure eldar that has constantly killed itself, it was still an O.G Eldar in its first life

it wasnt made through breeding with a human

[dusk patrol]

Gene splicing isn’t the same basically

[crisp heath]

She still superhumanly strong and fast and manages to get a band of corsairs to accept her

[storm jungle]

What eternal said

[crisp heath]

That's pretty eldar shit

[storm jungle]

going by yoru logic

if like

i put some turtle blood in my DNA

do i become a hybrid

lol

[crisp heath]

Yes???

[storm jungle]

No?

the fuck

[dusk patrol]

When people say half Eldar they mean like

[crisp heath]

You'd be a hybrid or mutant, take your pick

[shell mason]

geez lore chat is alive?

[dusk patrol]

When a mommy Eldar and a daddy human love each other

[storm jungle]

^ Literally a fucking half-elf, having dominant human/elf features.

[shell mason]

PFFT

[dusk patrol]

You could make one in 40k

[shell mason]

heresy

[crisp heath]

Let me make this clear: I do not think daddy human and eldar mommy can make a baby without extensive genetic modification

[dusk patrol]

But it would be genetic splicing and shit

[queen laurel]

yeah this is usual just let be

[storm jungle]

yeah like a Haemonculus for example make one, we got examples of them turning the metabolism of dark eldar to human one as punishment

[crisp heath]

But individuals with mixed DNA do exist

[storm jungle]

but as Eternal says

its artificial

its not born out of natural shit

its not the same thing

lol

[shell mason]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-am-not-going-to-hear-you-out-hear-me-out-sheep-flames-fe-studio-gif-26478875

Now for the better questions

[crisp heath]

OK no I actually understand way better now. I'll still say hybrids exist, but I do understand you exclude individuals not made through normal procreation

[shell mason]

Ork and eldar half elf

[storm jungle]

AARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[storm jungle]

Ork biology is also too different, doesnt work

lol

[shell mason]

Yea ik

[crisp heath]

I always assumed one or both parents, or the fetus, would be genetically modified

[shell mason]

they produce by budding

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/lenny-confetti-kitty-cat-wiggle-cat-wiggle-gif-4325209336873873565

[crisp heath]

Because eldar DNA has 666 chromosomes or whatever

[shell mason]

ork dies releases spores and those spores turn into orks

[crisp heath]

Orks and nids are especially weird

Tau probably bone but it's not really talked about

[storm jungle]

Tau do fuck

the problem is its always within the same Caste

theres no crossing-over

[queen laurel]

They don't even need to die while yes when they die there is an explosion of spores but they just shed it normally everyday

[crisp heath]

Step-Tau I'm stuck

[storm jungle]

no

[queen laurel]

Even though they are biologically the same thing

damn the segregation is crazy

[storm jungle]

its less that

more the tau child growing in the same cultural sphere

and yeah pretty much lmao

you wouldnt want the son of a Fire Warrior to grow up amongst nerds like the Earth Caste

[queen laurel]

spoken like a true ethereal

[crisp heath]

Farsight enclaves be like: castes can mix, except I put them all on different planets so they don't

[shell mason]

The Tau are avatar frfr

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-dad-dad-goes-to-get-milk-gif-26292225

[crisp heath]

Fo tau actually biologically respond to their culture?

[shell mason]

wat?

[storm jungle]

wat

[crisp heath]

Durnk

Drunk

[shell mason]

are you high?

[lunar harness]

https://tenor.com/view/lahey-trailer-park-boys-lahey-trailer-park-boys-drunk-enough-gif-25518129

[shell mason]

we dont talk about that

[thorn zenith]

who is this, is he boby nad yvraines son?

[shell mason]

no

[thorn zenith]

i will dictate it so and none of you can stop me

[shell mason]

Way back when eldar could be space marines

[lunar harness]

Nastase was born on Badab in Ultima Segmentum following the expulsion of the traitor planetary governor Lufgt Huron in 912.M41. He was a bastard, with a Human mother and an unknown Eldar mercenary father.

[thorn zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[shell mason]

back then Mags were cheap

[storm jungle]

[green loom]

Suddenly reminded of GTA 4

[orchid lark]

Remember everyone dont drink energy drinks all the time

[green loom]

Oh god.

[orchid lark]

When I joined her discord a few weeks ago

Id just see her posting a photo of her work screen and a monster

[green loom]

Poor thang, we almost lost our Incase adjacent Celefax poster

[orchid lark]

No not poor thing

She willingly did it to herself

Like no one in poland was forcing her to drink monster only

[rocky gale]

Art requires sacrifice

and copious amounts of Monster

[green loom]

I've never had an energy drink

[orchid lark]

I’ve stopped drinking monster

[green loom]

I should stop drinking cola and sticking to my PC as much

[orchid lark]

Got sick the next day from something else but I’ve associated monster with getting sick since then

Dont wanna end up like those british kids that had near heart failures from drinking Prime a lot

Or those three dead girls in US that drank a bunch of those panera drinks

[rocky gale]

Did they drink a lot of them or something?

[orchid lark]

Yes

A lot of caffeine or summat

[rocky gale]

Or is this a McDonalds coffee situation where the company fucked up real bad?

[orchid lark]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna151058

[rocky gale]

Jesus

That far too much

[dusk patrol]

That’s really stupid

[rocky gale]

Your recommended daily Caffeine limit is like 400mg

[queen laurel]

Yeah the drink has 390mg

[dusk patrol]

Idk how that’s any different than how goofy some energy drinks get, it’s terrible for you but like

If you’re sucking down a bunch of those then that’s kinda on you

[paper haven]

What are we angry about today?

[dusk patrol]

They don’t hide what it is

[orchid lark]

They drank a lot per day

Like

A lot

[dusk patrol]

I’m shocked

[orchid lark]

Dont be

[dusk patrol]

I don’t get that shit, I’ve chugged a monster before or Red Bull if I really needed to stay awake at work but they’re not even that good

The super charged stuff wasn’t even tasty

They’re basically just selling an energy drink

[rocky gale]

Yea there's a guy I know who always talks about how evil Monster is and how you should never touch it once because it destroyed his life and put him in the hospital and then you ask him what happened and he says "I was drinking 16 cans a day" Yea the Monster isn't to blame there chief.

[dusk patrol]

I guess it being on tap this was always gonna happen

[orchid lark]

Some people also drink energy drinks and kinda do

[dusk patrol]

It’s like giving yourself a coronary from eating a shitton of greasy food and then being upset that they sold it to you

[orchid lark]

Fuck all

So

[dusk patrol]

Yeah I know some people who run on that

[orchid lark]

I get energy drinks if youre working or exercising

[dusk patrol]

For better or worse I got a sensitive digestive system so I can’t do they if I want to lol

[orchid lark]

But like energy drinks but youre just sitting down doing nothing

Is like yeah its all you bud

You can add sugar to your tea or coffee bud

[dusk patrol]

Dude whenever I take pre workout or an energy drink I actually get antsy if I can’t immediately go workout

[queen laurel]

Yeah but i am pretty sure that someone in college right now just chugged their fifth can of red bull

[orchid lark]

Add some peanut butter to the apple slices bud

[dusk patrol]

I don’t get how people can just chug them at like an office job

[queen laurel]

They basically built a tolerance to it

[green loom]

Depression maybe?

[orchid lark]

I need that sugar bro, tea doesnt do it for me

[queen laurel]

They get exposed to the drink too much and they get used to it

[rocky gale]

Yea people also react differently to the chemicals

[dusk patrol]

Probably yeah, same coffee addictions

[green loom]

I know it's why I chug caffeine

[dusk patrol]

But still

[orchid lark]

Milk tea for life

[rocky gale]

Like people with ADHD can be calmed down by caffeine

[queen laurel]

Yeah i can basically drink two cups of coffee if i feel like it but good luck for me sleeping

[orchid lark]

Destroy that fucking porcelain throne of yours

[green loom]

Coffee either makes my stomach hurt or makes me tired

[orchid lark]

Yeah same sometimes

[queen laurel]

Yeah but it's comfortable to sit in

[orchid lark]

Got that bidet working over time

[rocky gale]

Are yous American?

[queen laurel]

No i'm from the philippines where even in summer we drink coffee

God is cruel but we can be even more so

[rocky gale]

Because I always see Americans talking about coffee making them go to the toilet, but I've never met anyone who says that

[orchid lark]

Haha phillipines

[queen laurel]

I think it's because of the coffee creamer

[orchid lark]

Malaysia be like we love milk tea

[paper haven]

I drink up to four cups of coffee in a sitting and have never had that issue.

[orchid lark]

Phillipines is the brazil of Asia

[queen laurel]

But it's like some kind of additive to the coffee that if you have too much it becomes too much for your gut

[rocky gale]

Yea I've never had problems with coffee and nobody I know has

[orchid lark]

Condensed milk is life

[rocky gale]

You put condensed milk in your coffee?

[queen laurel]

I only have sugar and powdered milk and powdered coffee which i then add hot water into and there you go i have coffee

[paper haven]

Including coffee with heavy creamer and sugar.

[orchid lark]

I like the mix of bitterness and sweetness

[green loom]

I'm the only one in my family with issues like this

[paper haven]

Cuban coffee is. Very strong.

[orchid lark]

Adopted oh no

[rocky gale]

We just put milk and sometimes sugar in it

[green loom]

Save my dad but he kinda destroyed his heart with artery clogging slop and stress so he can't drink it anymore

[queen laurel]

I would have shot you right now if it weren't for the truth

[orchid lark]

Save it bud, you got a typhoon soon after this heatwave

[queen laurel]

Don't worry the seas calmed down, we won't have like the strongest typhoon for the second time

[orchid lark]

Youre the first filipino ive met online that hasnt like

Bitched about being in phillipines so far

[queen laurel]

Oh trust me the countries has problems but i didn't make it my personality

[orchid lark]

My mom and a math teacher i had, used to love manilla back in the 80s but hate the state of manilla now

[orchid lark]

Strongest asian i know god bless

[queen laurel]

Thanks man

But yeah when you meet a filipino that just complains like they just saw the custodes become women just f****** ignore them

[orchid lark]

I unfortunately cant ignore one, because they always contact my friend about problems

And im nosy as fuck

[queen laurel]

Yeah that is unfortunate but just try your best

[orchid lark]

I love schadenfreude

Im like Red from That 70s Show

[paper haven]

Do filopino folk have that big of an issue with the lore changes?

[orchid lark]

https://tenor.com/view/that70show-fly-if-i-was-a-bird-id-fly-into-a-ceiling-fan-gif-15851263

[shell mason]

me too

[queen laurel]

A lot of f****** people here play like mobile legends so i'm pretty sure they don't know much about 40k

[orchid lark]

Theyre on Dota 2

Raging against the other members of SEA

[queen laurel]

Yeah moba's are f****** popular here

[orchid lark]

Playing league on the american servers

[paper haven]

I suspected as much. I always imagined the people who got very upset about that stuff as westerners, either American or British, heavily overweight and with patchy beards focused almost entirely arounf their necks. Bonus points if they wear a fedora.

[orchid lark]

And getting bombarded with Pinoy lmaos from NA

[queen laurel]

Trash talking is practically a culture here in the philippines

[orchid lark]

Its a miracle phillipines is still hanging on

Sucks how nearly the entire world just has the WORST fucking perspective and opinions towards yall

[queen laurel]

I blame the filipinos practically complaining 24/7 about that well yeah there are a lot of problems with the country making complaining about a country your personality is not going to get you any good favors

Most online stuff you get here is about how s*** this place is or how the country is basically a meat shield for an incoming typhoon

[orchid lark]

Thank you for that,
We will never give back Sabah tho

Britain said it was ours, and itll stay ours

[green loom]

Both countries are rightful Serbian clay

[orchid lark]

I’ll never forgive the serbs for Bosnia, my brothers, and that film the Serbian Film

(Dont watch that)

[azure knoll]

why does the mark of chaos have 8 arrows? one would think it's to denote "all 8" chaos gods, but there's only 4, so what's up with that?

[rocky gale]

"I drew a straightforward geographical quadrant (which often has arrows, too!) – N, S, E, W – and then added another four directions and that was that – eight arrows representing all possibilities, one arrow representing the single, certain road of Law. I have since been told to my face that it is an "ancient symbol of Chaos"."

[shell mason]

Thats like asking why khornes number is 8. violence is a eight fold path. It represents chaos magic and the infinite possibility it has

[rocky gale]

From the creator of the Chaos Star, Michael Moorcock

[shell mason]

chaos has not chaos magic

[storm jungle]

Its basically stolen from Michael Moorcock who made the original chaos star, the arrows going in all directions is suppose to symbolize how chaos is directionless and can spread anywhere where in comparison Order is presented by one single arrow pointing upwards.

Some books have tried to explain each arrow presenting a god but its usually very half-assed since theres only 4 gods in existence, but in-universe the characters still refer to it as the Eightfold Path and whatnot.

[rocky gale]

That's what I said

[storm jungle]

Yeah but i had to go full-redditor

oh wait you shared the quote

DAMN IT

[orchid lark]

https://tenor.com/view/golden-freddy-golden-freddy-jumpscare-golden-freddy-clapping-gif-26121877

[storm jungle]

[shell mason]

Brother

[shell mason]

BROTHER WHAT

[coarse pumice]

It represents the winds of chaos except actually it predates them adding that because they just ‘borrowed’ it from moorcock

[young pecan]

never ask michael what he does with moor

[orchid lark]

Moorcock, what Othellos wife asked from him before bed

[celest dome]

What is this being supposed to be ?
A Daemonette ?

[dusk patrol]

Probably

And I swear to god if I have to say “daemons don’t all look the same” again

[celest dome]

It's more about the fact that it is holding a ranged weapon

Chaos Daemons need an update, like other than Nurgle the other don't really have Herald variants

Just different mounted ones

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats a daemonette

Adrian Smith's iirc

you can see the slaanesh markings slightly

[celest dome]

Yeah, I just wanted to be sure due to it having a gun or some sort

[shell mason]

sup

https://tenor.com/view/tzeentch-chosen-warhammer-fantasy-warhammer-tzeentch-chaos-warrior-gif-18406381

guessing this is warhammer fantasty

[celest dome]

Yes

[shell mason]

ah

[arctic talon]

GW released this regarding the chaos symbol in 40K a while back

4 of them line up to one of the big 4 chaos gods

And malevolent artifice is Vashtorr

[orchid lark]

So which one was the Dark King

Old man emperor

Book Spoilers i guess

[arctic talon]

Encroaching ruin prolly

Someone else might try snagging it though

Now granted these aren’t entirely accurate

Since they’re from a mortal chaos follower trying to comprehend chaos lol

But they fit 4 of the chaos gods and the 1 minor chaos god very active in 40K like a glove

[celest dome]

Malal
Tzeentch
Vashtoor/Hashut
Slaanesh
?/GHR/Necoho ?
Nurgle
Necoho
Khorne

[arctic talon]

Either way it isn’t entirely accurate imo

Since chaos is chaos

Trying to fully define it is futile

[celest dome]

Primordial Anhilator for me just scream the Great Beast in fantasy

[arctic talon]

yeah

[outer wave]

Was this for fantasy or 40k?

[celest dome]

Both

[outer wave]

Huuuh

Cuz 40k really doesn't focus on any other chaos deities save for the big 4 and maybe Vashtorr now that he's a thing

[celest dome]

Raptor Marine God

[arctic talon]

AoS + 40k

[arctic talon]

its the big 4, vashtorr and raptor god whatever the fuck it is

we still don't have an answer to wtf the raptor god is

[celest dome]

And unknown gods

[outer wave]

I see

[storm jungle]

I love how like

you can tell they sat down and went

"okay 4 arrows for 4 gods, easy enough"

"Sir we gotta fill the other 4 too."

"Uhhhhhh"

[arctic talon]

Fuck

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-typing-keyboard-busy-gif-16053597

[arctic talon]

Tbh I like what they filled them in with

Malevolent artifice is like

Clearly vashtor or hashut

[celest dome]

Ravenous Dissolution could be the Great Maw

[arctic talon]

Is the maw a chaos god?

I thought it was just some eldritch horror

[storm jungle]

It is an off-world being yeah

though knowing how AoS works it prob rose to deity status

[arctic talon]

And the funny chart

Was made by a guy in 40K

[celest dome]

In fantasy isn't it a Warp Stone asteroid ?

That fell and then through worship became a place of power

(which if it is, might mean that 2 place of power may be under Ogre power)

[arctic talon]

It was on a warp stone astroid

Doesn’t necessarily mean it’s like

A chaos creature no

[spring cairn]

just like the great horned rat

[celest dome]

Became Gods through worship forming something in the Realm of soul

[arctic talon]

The ogers in AoS still worship the maw but it’s got a new fun curse for them

Which is a fucking winter that follows them

Constsntly

[storm jungle]

Destruction Gods are also non-chaos yeah

[celest dome]

I wonder if we will see more places of power in the Old World
Not even sure which are missing

[spring cairn]

in old world we'll learn that the great horned rat is one of the lost primarch

[hallow basin]

Who's the second one

[spring cairn]

Thorgirm Gurdgebearer

[outer wave]

Wasn't that because a group of ogors decided to eat a God encased in a never thawing ice, and the magic behind said ice started to chase them?

[queen laurel]

It literally went

Eternal hunger wasn't good enough that's make it so that finding food is also a bitch

And the funny thing is gut busters still exist

[celest dome]

Wait the Ogre ate Arianka ?

[queen laurel]

So the maw literally just went

F*** this specific group for no reason

[outer wave]

Was the ice curse from the maw?

I thought it was from elsewhere

[queen laurel]

There's not really a concise answer where it came from

One of the more accepted legends is that the ancestor of the beast claw riders ate a magical ice bear that gorkamorka wanted to eat for himself

There's also one where it's a curse from sigmar

And also ice gods stuck in a vault in Shyish that got accidentally released

What is well known is that this random cursed magical blizzard just follows this specific group of ogres around

Other than that basically nothing

[outer wave]

I see

[green loom]

Damn, why's bohemond back

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/money-mr-krabs-gif-18326632

[storm jungle]

Hes literally going around shit-talking female custodian minis people are making lol

[paper haven]

Who's bohemond?

[storm jungle]

Uh Black Templar pfp-user on 40k social media that calls everything "woke"

[celest dome]

The only Bohemond I know is a bretinnian character

[storm jungle]

Got so mad at female custodians being a thing that he quit 40k

but came back like 3 days later, now all he does is rant on twitter

bigots just flock to him since you know, gotta find your audience

[outer wave]

So a grifter got it

Pussy ass cant actually back his words it sounds

[storm jungle]

bro these people get mad because a single techpriest side-character goes by they/them pronouns

💀

[paper haven]

Oh I see. Attention seeking child, got it.

[green loom]

Chuds have totally legitimate reasons for hating femstodes

Fr fr

[storm jungle]

Wh-

[outer wave]

"From the moment I saw your thumbnails and videos, I knew you were a goy jew!!!"

[storm jungle]

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN

[outer wave]

Antisemitism likely

Maybe

[storm jungle]

Honestly you joke but lol

[outer wave]

Im not actually

Its 90% likely to be just someone who doesnt like jews for some reason

[paper haven]

Physio-gnomy?
Is that made up?

[storm jungle]

I legit have no idea

the problem with these people is they act like grognards then always have some weird mask off moment

[outer wave]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physiognomy

Facial features apparently

[storm jungle]

I...

[paper haven]

It is not made up but

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[outer wave]

DONT YOU FUCKING GRAB ME--

[paper haven]

This person used it completely incorrectly.

[outer wave]

I think he's basically going "Your nose big so jew"

[celest dome]

Old time Furry

[outer wave]

I got no idea what this guy looks like tbf so Im just speculating/taking shit outta my ass on this

[celest dome]

Or Anime physiognomy

[paper haven]

It's like. Astrology for face shapes, it has nothing to do with genetics.

[outer wave]

Yeah its apparently psuedoscience

[celest dome]

Quack science

[storm jungle]

what a weird-ass thing to bring up

its like me going "hegelian dialectics" when you ask why im arguing with you

[outer wave]

Hedgian Dialects

[green loom]

It's being an anti semite

[outer wave]

Yeah exactly

Because as we all know big nose means you're of Jewish blood

Anyway probably best to ease off this subject

[paper haven]

A fair point

[green loom]

It was hilarious tbh, some dude was complaining that JH "went woke" in the comments

[celest dome]

JH?

[green loom]

Apparently they don't like it when you call bigots, bigots

Basque/Spanish YouTuber who made a video painting a femstode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjwuRKJPHU&ab_channel=JuanHidalgoMiniatures

It's basically just a gold guide too from what I've seen of it lol

[outer wave]

Yeah that like/dislike ratio

[green loom]

You can see dislikes?

[outer wave]

Yep

I got the "Return Youtube Dislikes" widget thing

[green loom]

How many are thetre

[outer wave]

Just the one

There might be more but I wouldnt know

[green loom]

Widgets or dislikes

[outer wave]

https://returnyoutubedislike.com/

Extension my bad

[green loom]

I meant how many dislikes there were

[outer wave]

1,058

To 1.1k

[green loom]

Needs more likes

[storm jungle]

I saw a post saying hes an "enemy" of the community because he called people getting upset at plastic toys having girls bigots lmao

these people are actually sociopathic

[outer wave]

These people are just kinda weird

[storm jungle]

Its just sad honestly

[green loom]

They have their own subreddit now lol

[storm jungle]

...

huh?

[green loom]

It's deluded

[outer wave]

Oh is it

Uhhh

r/HorusGalaxy?

[green loom]

Yeah lol

[outer wave]

HAHA

God that place is weird

[storm jungle]

LOL

Oh that place

[green loom]

It's either like

Complaining about xyz person

[outer wave]

I remember seeing one post about how trans people wouldnt be safe in the 40k world despite being wildly accepted anyway

[green loom]

Or saying "Dude I was just being racist why did they ban me???"

[outer wave]

Lemme see if I can find it

[storm jungle]

I love the "Any opinion is allowed and wont be censored"

The moment you advocate against bigotry you get banned

actual echo-chamber

[green loom]

My favourite is uhhh

[queen laurel]

Having an opinion in this economy is more than enough reason to start a war

[green loom]

"Be polite"
First post
"Trans people should be (redacted)" - 300 upvotes

[outer wave]

https://www.reddit.com/r/HorusGalaxy/comments/1cpehh8/on_the_subject_of_trans_people_in_the_41st/

[storm jungle]

Man

[outer wave]

I also recall seeing some top comment saying something about how trans people are Slaaneshi corruption

Which is uh

FUCKING DUMB

[storm jungle]

Also yeah like

[queen laurel]

Honestly it has gotten so bad i can't even ignore it anymore

[storm jungle]

idk why people think human-based bigotry wouldnt exist in 40k

[queen laurel]

Like it pops up everywhere

[green loom]

I mean dude you have to remember like 90% of these guys maybe played dawn of war or watched arch and that's it for their knowledge of 40k lol

[outer wave]

ITS NOT THIS ONE BUT FUCK

[storm jungle]

...

I stopped after the first sentence

"Trans = Slaanesh" is just fucking disgusting

[queen laurel]

The fuck

[crystal forum]

"begrudgingly admit that"

says fucking who

[queen laurel]

My god

What the hell is wrong with people

[outer wave]

People are dumb

[queen laurel]

Everyday i get more impressed

With how stupid they can get

It's like impressive someone can be this f****** dumb

And i exist

[storm jungle]

Im reading X-Men comics then I come back and see this shit, art really does imitate life lol

[green loom]

You see stuff like this leak to the main sub sometimes but it gets eaten quick

[outer wave]

Its weird because its not as if humanity isnt susceptible to the effects of Slaanesh; no its them trans people who talk about their gender and obsess about them

[green loom]

It's just the classic fasc rhetoric of "The opposition are filthy indecent degenerates"

[crystal forum]

they should stop talking about their medical condition that has been confirmed by the overwhelming majority of doctors worldwide

clearly an obsession on their part, not mine

[queen laurel]

Man people made complaining about something way to f****** complex now

You complain about this you complain about that you complain about both of these things

[green loom]

Yeah they're the ones obsessed, not me, I only spend 20 hours a day commenting about how angry they make me while protesting the inclusion of pronouns in a book

[outer wave]

Like I sort of understand the post saying that money is hard to come by for HRT and such but its still possible

And therefore why single out this thing that some people can go through?

[green loom]

They need an "Other"

[outer wave]

Also going back to that last image I posted, god I dunno what but the way he's arguing feels almost like he's above the corruption and shit

Maybe Im postering wayyyyy too much from a singular post

[green loom]

I mean you're not wrong anyway

These guys put themselves on one sizeable high horse

[queen laurel]

Yeah probably the size of the trojan horse

[outer wave]

Its pretty pretenscious

[celest dome]

Are you all caught up on what Grimdank is currently doing

With the Primarch AU

[storm jungle]

What the fuck are they doing now

🥃

[spring cairn]

probably collectively masturbating

[outer wave]

Hey I mean

Its good fan art

I heard that account got hacked sadly

[plush mason]

everyday i wake up and lose a little bit more faith in humanity and gain a little bit more faith in daddy sky rock

[green loom]

They moved on from the mid alt heresies?

[celest dome]

Girlfriend Primarch AU, it's not half bad tbh
Much better than what they did before

[green loom]

Oh do tell

[celest dome]

Basically 1 person took Fem Primarch art and made backstory where each of them got a SO (Both male and female) and stories are being written about it
It's honestly not too Fan fiction-y
Though as usual it's Imperial Noblebrihgt and stuff

[plush mason]

maybe earth will produce an actual intelligent lifeform one day

[outer wave]

Look that art is top notch

[celest dome]

I'd settle for non negative inteligence at this point

[plush mason]

same

hell most dinos had more brain power than the average human it feels like now

[queen laurel]

That's an insult dinosaurs being compared to humans

[plush mason]

true

[celest dome]

Should not have been on the same planet

[queen laurel]

We mock their lineage by making dino chicken nuggets and dipping it in sauce

[celest dome]

And use their blood to make dino figurines

[plush mason]

make most things you mean

every "synthetic" produce is oil based

[outer wave]

Yeah damn the original artist for the fem Primarchs got hacked

[queen laurel]

Why is every single hacker for a social media account trying their best to promote tesla or some shit

[celest dome]

I don't think I could be made to by a Cybertruck
Even at gun point or something

[outer wave]

Probably the same reason same hackers promote ETC or whatever crypto shit coin they can make up

[queen laurel]

Cody bonds had the same happen

[plush mason]

because its a dumbass product they can use to scam people

tesla fans are a cult

[queen laurel]

Yeah unfortunately

[plush mason]

so easy pickings

[queen laurel]

You accidentally call elon musk ugly and suddenly the entire world just wants to shoot you

[celest dome]

"Elon Musk is ugly"

[outer wave]

I dunno I feel most people dont like Elon, especially with the recent shit he's pulled

[plush mason]

you say he is anything less than perfection and the whole cult wants you dead

[celest dome]

There I said it, now all Tesla fan can hate me thank you in advance

[outer wave]

Like he was on that stand up with Dave Chapelle and was booed

I dont think he's as popular as we see him be

[plush mason]

if you are hated by the cult of Elon Musk thats a good thing imo

[queen laurel]

Yeah but there is still a good amount people defending him

Many people genuinely believe he would bring the next technological age

[outer wave]

Tbf a good few of those could be bots but who knows at this rate

I think its a bit disengenious to downplay something like htat

[celest dome]

Not like Musk would be interested in deleting his "fans"

[queen laurel]

Like people here don't look like they're having fun

When he just strolled to the fallout

Those are faces of people that don't want him to be there

[gray umbra]

musk has always been a dickboy

[outer wave]

Everyone just looks so miffed

[green loom]

"okay but listen maybe House had a point-"

[plush mason]

afaik the man is just a walking headache

so perfectlly understandable

[outer wave]

Heard he's a bit of a narc so yeah adds up

[scenic bolt]

Yea there's an anecdote from cyberpunk where grimes was recording and he repeatedly bust in with a gun asking cdproject red to put him in the game too and then they put a character that looks like him that comes in I think in the prologue and creeps on you in the bathroom

[dusk patrol]

Sounds very true and real

[arctic talon]

yep he's in the corpo prologue

or rather a look alike

[scenic bolt]

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-cyberpunk-2077-cameo-antique-gun-grimes-story-2023-9?op=1

oh yea apparently it was in his biography