Ferrus manus used to
#40k-lore-chat
gray umbra
arctic talon
idfk what perturabo even uses
dusk patrol
No
arctic talon
anymore lol
crystal forum
is that forgebreaker 
storm jungle
ITS NOT
storm jungle
AAA-
azure knoll
poor night lord. died too young
dusk patrol
snow fern
No
You know, I don't think I've ever seen iron hands art. Course I rarely see any out of things that aren't blueberries or Templars
dusk patrol
poor night lord. died too young
Not young enough
azure knoll
that's a thunder hammer
winged jacinth
time for an iconic comic i havent thought of in years
snow fern
Gabriel has a force hammer or something dont he?
dusk patrol
You know, I don't think I've ever seen iron hands art. Course I rarely see any o...
Damn you made a mistake there bucko
snow fern
iron hands are cool
spring cairn
they are
azure knoll
iron hands aren't cool
storm jungle
You know, I don't think I've ever seen iron hands art. Course I rarely see any o...
They got art its just not a lot
snow fern
more a salamanders dude myself
spring cairn
except for the whole, ferrus manus naming fiasco
azure knoll
"i've got this basically genetically engineered body crafted to perfection. i'll replace parts of it with mechanical ones" ???
winged jacinth
every primarch's name is a fiasco
storm jungle
ANGRY RON
spring cairn
every primarch's name is a fiasco
I disagree
azure knoll
except for the whole, ferrus manus naming fiasco
only good part about the legion/chapter
winter vessel
more a salamanders dude myself
Number 2 on my list. Number 1 is these guys for me
snow fern
DOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
snow fern
Perturbed
dusk patrol
Tbf at least with Iron Hands it could be a thing
dusk patrol
He could just have augmetic eyes so you know he’s the nerdy dude
snow fern
What's Sanguinis' second name?
dusk patrol
Ok so I would say in general the primarch names are fine mostly
spring cairn
same
dusk patrol
Especially for a sci fi setting
spring cairn
except ferrus
azure knoll
Ok so I would say in general the primarch names are fine mostly
rowboat guerilla man
dusk patrol
Ferrus Manus people do the soyface meme
azure knoll
peter turbo
snow fern
Rowboat gill man
dusk patrol
But its a perfectly fine name
winged jacinth
thankfully Ferrus Manus got his name AFTER the hands
arctic talon
this ones from the Iron hands codex supplement right
storm jungle
ferrus manus is not a good name
spring cairn
it isn't
snow fern
Horus!!! or the heretical variety
dusk patrol
this ones from the Iron hands codex supplement right
It’s from Wrath of Iron
storm jungle
lmao
arctic talon
It’s from Wrath of Iron
ah
storm jungle
its deffo up there with Corvus Shitrax
snow fern
RAVEN RAVEN
storm jungle
RAVEEEEN
snow fern
I don't mind khan
storm jungle
spring cairn
Corvus is F- tier aslo
dusk patrol
Ferrus Manus is a perfectly fine name for a sci fi character idc about the Latin stuff
spring cairn
dogshit name
storm jungle
its not
winged jacinth
i had to double check but he had a bunch of other names on medusa before his hands turned to iron and people started calling him mr iron hands
dusk patrol
It is you guys are just dorks
storm jungle
i had to double check but he had a bunch of other names on medusa before his han...
Iron Hands not use the fucking name "gorgon" challenge: impossible
azure knoll
i think the two least confusing primarch falls were angron's and fulgrim's, because just look at their names
winter vessel
White Scars are neat, as well as their combat Doctrine
snow fern
speed
dusk patrol
i had to double check but he had a bunch of other names on medusa before his han...
Yeah he just got called Iron Hands or whatever by the people.
dusk patrol
Whatever the Medusan name for it was
dusk patrol
Well it was a notable thing on him
spring cairn
iron cock
storm jungle
BRUH
azure knoll
khan's name is lit
dusk patrol
Just ran around clapping all the monsters he could
snow fern
I can't spell Jag a cot e
spring cairn
his iron cock
dusk patrol
His hands
storm jungle
E YO
dusk patrol
Clap their cheeks with his hands
gray umbra
Coked out british guys in the 80s: okay theres a bunch of space marines called the iron hands who is led by a guy called iron hands on latin and he has iron hands
winged jacinth
killing the thing that gave him iron hands is also what made him planetarily famous, everyone on the planet called him something different before afaik
storm jungle
on the other iron hand?
snow fern
Doesn't Dorn got that magic pain glove? Or is that just a tts joke
snow fern
fuck
winter vessel
Doesn't Dorn got that magic pain glove? Or is that just a tts joke
It’s like a body suit glove
dusk patrol
Damn you mean to tell me his name is iron hands and he has iron hands? Damn no one has ever made that joke before
snow fern
ANGRY ON!!!!!!!!!
storm jungle
GET OUT OF THE ROOM IRON-BOY
spring cairn
what's the name of his flagship again ?
dusk patrol
Here’s a new hard hitting joke guys, what if we called Roboute Rowboat instead
storm jungle
Rat Guiliotine
gray umbra
I thought the name lion el johnson was just a penis joke when i was younger
dusk patrol
See that one I hadn’t heard before
dusk patrol
I thought the name lion el johnson was just a penis joke when i was younger
Well I mean….
winter vessel
Ratatouille Goulash
spring cairn
Lion El Jhonson is also an S tier name
dusk patrol
False buy them a rat electric chair
storm jungle
See that one I hadn’t heard before
My honest reaction:
snow fern
Long John Johnson
storm jungle
Long Dickonson
dusk patrol
My honest reaction:
my SO when I’ve had too much to drink and she’s tired
winter vessel
Long dick Johnson
snow fern
Biggus Dickus
storm jungle
IM GOING INSANE-
spring cairn
Roboute is A tier, i don't know why people make fun of it
storm jungle
because "haha foreigner sounding name"
snow fern
cause people hate ultramarines
winged jacinth
i love how they justified the name lion el'johnson (i know hes named after a poet) by saying "in caliban language el'johnson means of the forest but they also have a monster they just call a lion"
storm jungle
the best guess is they just yolo'd a historically sounding name
snow fern
Wolf
spring cairn
the best guess is they just yolo'd a historically sounding name
i'll admit they nailed that one
winter vessel
Squig
dusk patrol
Leman Russ is a really sick name too imo
dusk patrol
Perturabo and Angron are the ones I don’t love I’ll admit
spring cairn
unfortunate
snow fern
Fucking Mortarian
storm jungle
Leman Russ actually too effort
dusk patrol
Mortarion I think works
snow fern
I wonder what Chaos he'll fall too
storm jungle
Angron they explain but
Angronius
dusk patrol
As much as it is definitely an edgy name
snow fern
M O R T I S
spring cairn
peak
storm jungle
Yeah such creativity
snow fern
ANGRY IS ON
storm jungle
kek
dusk patrol
He’s space angry
storm jungle
Spacegron
spring cairn
it's peak but not as peak as wfb names
dusk patrol
His dumbass still kept it though
snow fern
Who the fuck was that chapter master
snow fern
I actually do love the names that just take the piss
spring cairn
he has the blood angel and you will never guess what kind of stuff they can do
snow fern
Obiwan Sherlock Cloussaeu
winged jacinth
i pay as little attention to the blood angels as possible
dusk patrol
The Angel named Blood leads the Blood Angels who drink blood and wear angel wings on their ships the Red Tear, while having blood drops on their armor
snow fern
Poor Dante
spring cairn
now dante
winged jacinth
do the blood angels still have nipple armor
snow fern
Just let the bastard die
spring cairn
that's a name
gray umbra
Yes
winged jacinth
kinda based tbh
spring cairn
storm jungle
Wfb classic originals such as malekith the witch king
people kept saying it wasnt stolen from Disney
dusk patrol
Dante has drip though
storm jungle
Dante has drip though
Bram Stoker Movie Armor uncreative ass
dusk patrol
We don’t talk about Mephiston
snow fern
I like the space sharks
storm jungle
OH WAIT YOU SAID DANTE
Yeah fuck Mephiston
nvm lmao
"I can do a za warudo with my mind"
azure knoll
i present to you, my list of best to worst primarch names ordered in a list
spring cairn
gold mask chads of warhammer
azure knoll
- Jaghatai Khan
- Mortarion
- Lorgar Aurelian
- Alpharius/Omegon
- Konrad Kurze
- Horus
- Perturabo
- ++++ REDACTED. INQUISITORIAL CLEARENCE REQUIRED. ++++
- Rogal Dorn
- Vulkan
- Sanguinius
- Magnus The Red
- Leman Russ
- ++++ REDACTED. INQUISITORIAL CLEARENCE REQUIRED. ++++
- Roboute Guilliman
- Angron
- Fulgrim
- Lion El'Johnson
- Corvus Corax
- Ferrus Manus
spring cairn
snow fern
Tyberos the red wake
azure knoll
opinions are welcome
storm jungle
lmaooo
dusk patrol
1. Jaghatai Khan
2. Mortarion
3. Lorgar Aurelian
4. Alpharius/Omegon
5. Konrad ...
Angron isn’t 20, opinion discarded
spring cairn
ferrus and corax deserve a tie tbh
snow fern
how is angron so high? and Rowboat so low
winter vessel
10.) for Vulkan? Aww man
storm jungle
my guy is calling an orbital strike as we speak
azure knoll
Angron isn’t 20, opinion discarded
his world named him. he was a slave that got angry easily. pretty fitting
dusk patrol
Anyone who puts Angron that high doesn’t have an opinion worth considering
crystal forum
are hotshot lasguns more powerful than bolters
spring cairn
Magnus the red at 12, what a disaster
gray umbra
According to rogue trader yes
snow fern
also Mortarion at 2?
azure knoll
10.) for Vulkan? Aww man
he comes from a volcanic planet. that must be the equivalent of "john" there
dusk patrol
Damn just keep digging that hole
azure knoll
Magnus the red at 12, what a disaster
if he was just magnus, he'd be way up
crystal forum
i think all primarchs are cool
spring cairn
what's wrong with having "the red"
azure knoll
i think all primarchs are cool
very much agree, but some of their names are sub-par
dusk patrol
And can pierce ceramite on high enough settings
spring cairn
it's like a cool pirate nickname
azure knoll
what's wrong with having "the red"
cuz he was red and they named him the red
dusk patrol
it's like a cool pirate nickname
He should have an eyepatch
snow fern
I feel mixed on Alpharius cause half the time I forget Alpha Legion even exists
azure knoll
What is this rating based ob
objective fact's
azure knoll
I feel mixed on Alpharius cause half the time I forget Alpha Legion even exists
that's the point
dusk patrol
cuz he was red and they named him the red
BUT ANGRONS NAME IS OK BECUASE HE WAS FURYEISDYWUANSSJXVSISND
snow fern
What does Alpha Legion even do in lore? Die to Rogal?
storm jungle
Magnus is a great name that unfortunately gets less unique the more you see it IRL
dusk patrol
Produce annoying memes
snow fern
memetic warfare
crystal forum
that was a lie
azure knoll
Produce annoying memes
That was a lie.
dusk patrol
I like Alpha Legion I hate all the fanbase bullshit that comes up with them
gray umbra
Or was the main protagonist a alpha marine this entire time
dusk patrol
They have a super cool look
spring cairn
the greek look is p cool
snow fern
Does E ever acknowledge one of his sons randomly having an identical twin?
gray umbra
Space terrorism is a cool modus operandi
snow fern
how does an accident like that even occur
dusk patrol
And I’ll forever be annoyed we never got to see Omegon and Alpharius in a tag team primarch fight
storm jungle
What does Alpha Legion even do in lore? Die to Rogal?
Alpha Legion are literally just full-on chaos dudes that just wage espionage shit to make Imperial planets fall to chaos.
Realistically speaking loyalist Alphas do exist but we absolutely NEVER EVER see them because they are a chaos legion only for marketing purposes, a large majority of them just get "coped" by fans to think they are secretly helping the Imperium when thats absolutely have never been the case post-30k.
dusk patrol
how does an accident like that even occur
It’s not clear if it was or not
storm jungle
as Eternal said their fans are actual cancer
crystal forum
alpha legion always felt like the one chapter everybody forgets
storm jungle
also its the same as like
"loyalist fallen exist"
we never see them
its always chaos
dusk patrol
Well
storm jungle
now they are magically here because Lion is back
gray umbra
They like never do anything of import
dusk patrol
There’s a few things
storm jungle
There’s a few things
as ever you assume people read 💀
dusk patrol
They have some great shorts
dusk patrol
as ever you assume people read 💀
True
storm jungle
GOTTEM
azure knoll
welllll.... you could say that, but now, not to beat a dead horse, we have female custodes, which have been possible the entire time but we only just got to see them
coarse pumice
Is it like how people kept saying the dark angels were traitors (at the time of 40K) that is?
dusk patrol
Unfortunately I think they still get more mentions than Iron Warriors though
snow fern
I feel like World Eaters are a punching bag
gray umbra
Iron who?
azure knoll
I feel like World Eaters are a punching bag
sadly designed that way
crystal forum
we're never getting female space marines
dusk patrol
Is it like how people kept saying the dark angels were traitors (at the time of ...
Yeah just dumb memes
azure knoll
we're never getting female space marines
wait till 26th edition
dusk patrol
Please don’t
snow fern
Like Kharn is the only interesting 40k Khorne character
coarse pumice
I almost started ultramarines, then dark angels but went with eldar back in the day
snow fern
I do like the lady who shot a world eater in the face
azure knoll
lotarra sarin is a great one
snow fern
yah shipmaster sarin
azure knoll
not a SM but very much a khornate person
pity we didn't get to see what becomes of her
snow fern
we need more people not taking shit from the SM
coarse pumice
I painted my free terminator ultramarines but it’s long gone
And had some deathwing
crystal forum
we need more people not taking shit from the SM
the what
snow fern
Space Marines? SM
coarse pumice
But I have the deathwing to my friend and went all in on Eldar
dusk patrol
Like this guy is fun
gray umbra
His head is so big
azure knoll
we need more people not taking shit from the SM
the ones that don't take the SM's shit just get shot, as somebody once explained it to me wonderfully
crystal forum
Space Marines? SM
talking shit about the space marines or space marines talking shit
dusk patrol
He unironically uses the crest as a weapon
coarse pumice
I did start space marines later though, with Crimson Fists
azure knoll
you have thousands of roided up pre-teens and teens who never needed to learn to cope with bad emotions
snow fern
the ones that don't take the SM's shit just get shot, as somebody once explained...
sure but that's boring writing, the world eater disobeyed orders to go fight and got properly punished for it
crystal forum
ooooh taking shit
snow fern
There was that inquisitor standing up to a custodes while similtaneously shitting himself
dusk patrol
the ones that don't take the SM's shit just get shot, as somebody once explained...
That’s not really true it just depends
They’re not a monolith
azure knoll
not a monolith, of course, but teenagers get to become normal people due to experimentation and finding out what works and what doesn't
dusk patrol
The Space Wolves actually have Fenrisian women who boss them around and don’t let them into the kitchens and stock rooms and shit.
They steward the day to day stuff in the Fang
It’s pretty funny
azure knoll
if everything the teen does works out for them, they're either lucky because all fo the stuff they did was correct and it got reinforced, or they become a piece of shit because everything they did was bad and it got reinforced
coarse pumice
Is that ‘there are no wolves in fenris’ thing still there?
dusk patrol
Yeah
coarse pumice
Because that raised some interesting questions
snow fern
A good cook doesn't let the plebs in the kitchen.
I still don't get the women in kitchen bigotry garbage, the culinary arts is almost all men
coarse pumice
From one of the space wolf books
dusk patrol
Because that raised some interesting questions
It’s more told to us
They’re not wolves
They were humans
crystal forum
if i was a militarum officer i'd be pissed if a space marine tried telling me what to do
dusk patrol
That’s what it means
winged jacinth
A good cook doesn't let the plebs in the kitchen.
I still don't get the women in...
The men are busy dying
coarse pumice
Where some space wolf was weaned by wolves or something in the codex
winged jacinth
So are most of the women
crystal forum
like if you believe yourself to be too good to be under the normal command then you don't deserve to be giving orders
azure knoll
A good cook doesn't let the plebs in the kitchen.
I still don't get the women in...
people would explain it through IQ bell curves i think, where there's more average women but more dumb and smart men.... sexism at its finest always boils down to fallacies, like IQ and averages in this case
coarse pumice
Were they just the normal inhabitants of Fenris gone wolf?
snow fern
The men are busy dying
maternal death is rising
snow fern
people would explain it through IQ bell curves i think, where there's more avera...
it always just turns out to believing psuedo-science doesnt it?
dusk patrol
Were they just the normal inhabitants of Fenris gone wolf?
So they used the canis helix to let the original colonist survive
This caused them to basically be werewolves
coarse pumice
Ok
azure knoll
it always just turns out to believing psuedo-science doesnt it?
pseudo-science and taught biases
dusk patrol
Some became the thunder wolves on Fenris
crystal forum
sounds hot
dusk patrol
And the wolves of Fenris are descended from them
So there “are not wolves on Fenris”
Cause they’re humans sorta
dusk patrol
Lukas the tricksters book has Drukhari examine one and notice his pain feeds them and he has a bunch of human dna
azure knoll
i feel like i'm hanging out in a group of friends. i really appreciate us all sitting down and talking about 3 different topics but only reacting to the one we're engaged in. makes it seem like i'm overhearing what people in other micro-groups are talking about while being engaged in a coversation of my own. i really missed this
dusk patrol
They’re as intelligent as humans
crystal forum
nordic people hate wolves is the funny thing to me
dusk patrol
nordic people hate wolves is the funny thing to me
I don’t think many cultures love wolves
They’re kinda assholes if you don’t have walls or have to travel
crystal forum
and that's why wolves are endangered pretty much everywhere even though they have a massive habitat
winged jacinth
They were common heraldic animals but the creatures themselves were feared yeah
dusk patrol
Wiping out wolf populations was a huge part of settling the US and European countries
azure knoll
i used to have a friend who went crazy for wolves saying how they're friendly and smart and won't attack you if you're calm
never believed his bullshit
crystal forum
sad thing is wolf attacks are pretty rare
snow fern
wolves are very skittish but hunt livestock
dusk patrol
sad thing is wolf attacks are pretty rare
Well yeah cause they barely exist anymore
winged jacinth
Wolves are smart and wont attack you if they think they might get injured
snow fern
doesn't help the british put huge bounties on hunting them
winter vessel
I fear bears more
crystal forum
Well yeah cause they barely exist anymore
they were always very rare. wolves are scared of humans it's pretty simple
dusk patrol
They’ve learned to avoid humans
They weren’t
Wolves were very dangerous in medieval times
azure knoll
bears are horrifying bth. surprised more people don't have them as their "spirit animal"
winged jacinth
Bears don't generally want to eat people (except polar bears)
dusk patrol
They’ve jsut since learned
azure knoll
because i'd take somebody who has a bear tattoed more seriously than somebody who has a wolf or a lion
dusk patrol
Humans became too dangerous for them to attack
snow fern
bears have an association with strength and are much more solitary than wolves
azure knoll
the people who romanticize wolves never like the group aspect of them
snow fern
wolves are incredibly social
winged jacinth
Yeah a wolf sees a human and goes "oh shit fierce competitor"
azure knoll
Medieval dudes used all sorts of dangerous animals as crests
insert the flag of wales or the current national animal of scotland
dire apex
because i'd take somebody who has a bear tattoed more seriously than somebody wh...
Yeah but then you might attract some unwanted attention
winged jacinth
Rome and turkey both claimed literal descent from wolves
dusk patrol
Dragons are cool
Humans haven’t changed that much I imagine
Back in the day we thought armor was sick
We still do
crystal forum
They weren’t
wolf attacks have been uncommon since humans started being sedentary. it's only in rural areas that it happened and it was a lot rarer than what pop culture portrays
people have been fascinated by wolves since forever though
dusk patrol
Yes as I said
azure knoll
Yeah but then you might attract some unwanted attention
so the people with wolves or lions tattoed go from attracting other weirdos to attracting generally nice people who they can't have sex with? i'd say that's a win
dusk patrol
If you had to travel or lived away from walls and shit
dire apex
so the people with wolves or lions tattoed go from attracting other weirdos to a...
If you’re not into dudes constantly being hit on by dudes can be annoying, pretty simple
snow fern
we literally domesticated wolves to end up with dogs
dusk patrol
Total domination
snow fern
wolves and humans are famous together
crystal forum
i think wolves are cool enough to not go extinct. that's my only requirement tbh
dusk patrol
You are now a pug and can barely breathe
snow fern
mutts are far healthier agreed
dusk patrol
i think wolves are cool enough to not go extinct. that's my only requirement tbh
I don’t think they should go extinct or whatever
crystal forum
like all wild animals i want them to stay the fuck away from me
dusk patrol
I’m just saying why we had a vested interest in getting rid of them back in the day
azure knoll
If you’re not into dudes constantly being hit on by dudes can be annoying, prett...
you tell them you're not into dudes and you're fine, and because you've already gotten to the start of a conversation, you now have a chance at a friendship
crystal forum
I don’t think they should go extinct or whatever
i never accused you of anything
azure knoll
like all wild animals i want them to stay the fuck away from me
have you seen hedgehogs?
or mice
crystal forum
having a husky as a pet looks like a nightmare. i cant even imagine a fucking wolf
snow fern
husky in hot climates are inhumane
take them up north
wolves are also not domestic, neither are wolf dogs
azure knoll
from what i hear, their (wolves') body language is very alien to humans
snow fern
yes do not own a wolf
snow fern
get a pet suitable to your lifestyle
crystal forum
do not own a sogga you moron, is all i can say
azure knoll
wolf dogs as in the offspring of a wolf and a dog or breeds called "wolf dog"?
azure knoll
yeah that's a different beast
crystal forum
just get a cat i love cats
azure knoll
wolfdogs the way i know them are good pets
snow fern
wolf dogs are not good pets, but im not sure what you're reffering too
azure knoll
just get a cat i love cats
i would have a cat but my mom hates them because she can't respect boundaries and consent
azure knoll
wolf dogs are not good pets, but im not sure what you're reffering too
this breed. the czechoslovakian wolfdog
crystal forum
that's why i dislike dogs. i want to be left alone most of the time
azure knoll
literally just a dog that looks like a wolf. acts like a dog and all, just doesn't look like one
awesome animals
crystal forum
they look high maintenance like huskies
snow fern
this breed. the czechoslovakian wolfdog
Is it a wolfdog or is that just the breed's name?
azure knoll
that's why i dislike dogs. i want to be left alone most of the time
i dislike dogs because i want a companion, not a pet
dogs are pets for people who say they want a "companion", cats are companions for people who say they want "pets"
lunar harness
yea dogs are like a family member, a cat is like a friend.
azure knoll
Is it a wolfdog or is that just the breed's name?
breed's name
crystal forum
i saw some pretty cool husky breeds up north
azure knoll
you're no longer a repentia, pally? i congratulate you for finding your way back to His light
snow fern
afaik there are siberian and alaskian huskies, might be some popular mutts as well
how common are pets in the imperium?
not much I imagine
lunar harness
you're no longer a repentia, pally? i congratulate you for finding your way back...
RIP MEME CHANNEL, REPENTIA MEMUS ETERNUS
i will always be in penance
dusk patrol
RIP MEME CHANNEL, REPENTIA MEMUS ETERNUS
azure knoll
The Picturer
lunar harness
how common are pets in the imperium?
dogs and horses are def still around at least
and I'm pretty sure rats made it into space and onto other worlds
rats and dogs make good pets
not every imperial world is corpse starch and fascism, just most
and nobles can get away with A LOT
so I'm sure there are tons of pets, including alien ones
i think there is a rogue trader model with an alien bird
winged jacinth
probably all the terran animals exist somewhere from early colonization
and the biologos are cooking up fresh ones all the time
crystal forum
there's some imperial worlds that resemble ours
they're never illustrated but they exist
dusk patrol
Generally there’s at least examples of recreated animals
Often bigger
Cause 40k
Elysium has giant lions, Baal had giant white leopards, Nocturne has giant Whoopi Goldbergs who breathe fire
winged jacinth
if anyone deserves to be preserved into the 42nd millenium its whoopi
shes got an EGOT for the emperor's sake
dusk patrol
Fenris has wolves, Bears
Krakens
I think Wolverine like things
Insert Catachan Australia joke here
winged jacinth
i remember some lore that said "uh maybe krakens are some kind of tyranid" which struck me as very weird
dusk patrol
They are
celest dome
Cute dogs
dusk patrol
There’s a short where they investigate the eggs
And Magos verifies they’re Tyranid in origin
winged jacinth
yeah it just doesnt make any sense to me
dusk patrol
arctic talon
its a devolved nid
celest dome
Tyranids offshoots aren't unique, Catachan devil's for example
arctic talon
its gone native
celest dome
Afaik Necromunda has one too
dusk patrol
yeah it just doesnt make any sense to me
Nids visited the galaxy before
There’s examples on some planets of this visit
winged jacinth
yeah but planets shouldnt be able to recover from being harvested by tyranids, they dont leave any of the stuff behind
snow fern
I want that psyker cat
dusk patrol
Who says they harvested them
It’s possible it was just a scouting fleet or some small splinter
Which went native to preserve itself
We don’t know but there’s a lot of reasons they could be there
celest dome
Or whose Hivemind got disconnected
dusk patrol
Wouldn’t be the wildest thing a nid fleet has done
winged jacinth
tyranids that reproduce themselves strike me as odd but maybe that's a trait of some very frontline scoutforms for undefended worlds
dusk patrol
Imo it’s likely the fleet was on its last legs so it seeded some life on worlds to just survive
But we obviously don’t know
winged jacinth
i suppose the hivemind can also literally go "this one lays eggs" whenever it wants
celest dome
Aren't Tyranids fast to evolve? Even bioform to bioform
storm jungle
RIP MEME CHANNEL, REPENTIA MEMUS ETERNUS
Purging the meme channel was like the most fun and evil glee I had as a mod in this discord.
Hopefully all its denizens burn in hell
I MEAN
UH
winged jacinth
they're more like... self designing at a grand level
they evolve with intentionality
green loom
You should bring back meme chat just go kill it again
winged jacinth
i dont think of the hive mind as being a "character" in any sense but the tyranids have very sophisticated emergent behaviors
also some things that dont make any sense like only having one swarmlord at a time lol
celest dome
You should bring back meme chat just go kill it again
Put même channel
Auto ban any person that post in it
winged jacinth
i remember the last days of the meme channel
absolutely miserable place
at its best it was reposting the front page of reddit, at its worst it was reposting the front page of /b/
dusk patrol
Aren't Tyranids fast to evolve? Even bioform to bioform
Yes but somehow they never become immune to getting shot in the face
Feels like that would be a better investment
dusk patrol
The hivemind hates meta chasing
winged jacinth
Yes but somehow they never become immune to getting shot in the face
In general dying isnt really a setback to the tyranids, but they also don't bother for like important location guards or expensive bioforms so idk
dusk patrol
At the end of the day they have a shitton of bullshit they can do until they don’t
I doubt the forms they choose to attack with are very optimal but it’s cool so
crystal forum
they do have super powerful units too
which is kinda annoying in a narrative sense
arctic talon
why doesn't it just spam it's stongest unit
Lazy
crystal forum
they literally win at everything
arctic talon
Then shoot it with a battle cannon smh
spring cairn
also they have a psychic monster right
dusk patrol
Me when introduce the “greatest combat form the Nids can produce” to the business end of an inferno pistol
arctic talon
also they have a psychic monster right
Multiple
arctic talon
so why not just make every nid psykers
Synapse units seem to be expensive
And all nid psykers are synapse
celest dome
Honestluy Dilara, the state of the forum really make me think that we aren't grateful enough toward the warden team
spring cairn
for real tho
crystal forum
until a hive tyrant appears
spring cairn
nids have to be nerfed somehow
crystal forum
then you need a chapter master
dusk patrol
Honestluy Dilara, the state of the forum really make me think that we aren't gra...
Pfft mod simp
spring cairn
they would wipe everything out more than they already do otherwise
dusk patrol
I would never
celest dome
Pfft mod simp
Look at the FS forum 💀
crystal forum
if starcraft can make a zerg enemy have character then so can 40k
celest dome
Or yeah, don't do that to yourself
arctic talon
if starcraft can make a zerg enemy have character then so can 40k
Zerg had personality from the start tbf
spring cairn
i like my monster without any redeeming quality or human traits
arctic talon
Nids have never had that
Well I guess there is some "personality"
to things like Lictors
and Hive Tyrants
but there isn't much
celest dome
Apart from Old One Eye, are there even a "named" Tyranid ?
arctic talon
Apart from Old One Eye, are there even a "named" Tyranid ?
Deathleaper, red terror, swarmlord
The Doom of Malantai
Parasite of Mortrex
celest dome
I though Deathleaper were just a sub type of one of the units
spring cairn
The Scallywag of Nectam Secundus
arctic talon
the most infamous/famous
it seems to use the same brain
repeatedly
same way the swarmlord has the same "mind"
its one of a kind
spring cairn
what was the hive mind going for when they made it evolve a trenchcoat
dusk patrol
Drip
arctic talon
Drip
vast heart
what was the hive mind going for when they made it evolve a trenchcoat
Same reason the termigaunts have guns: 90% of what they eat has one
crisp heath
Do the dark elder have any really good lore characters and anything relatable at all or are they just hilarious mad max villains who sit on skin covered couches
Cause like ima be real I think they are a little too much then I’d probably be comfortable reading about
dusk patrol
Idk about relatable
They’re all pretty much awful
But the path of the Drukhari series is good
gray umbra
Hey man its hard to be a decent person when your entire existence is based on extracting suffering
I guess closest relatable thing is a drug addiction?
tough haven
Do the dark elder have any really good lore characters and anything relatable at...
I mean the fact that that doesnt count as a good lore character for you is funny lol
Gimme hilarious evil villans who are just evil because they like it
I mean also to survive
but eh
crisp heath
Too over the top and gross for me
tough haven
Fair enough
crisp heath
I guess closest relatable thing is a drug addiction?
To be fair most of them are also drug addicts
crystal forum
good thing you can completely ignore them since they're so irrelevant to lore
what happens if a space wolf meets a votaan
there must be some confusion there
crisp heath
what happens if a space wolf meets a votaan
Vikings: Valhalla Season 3
gray umbra
Souls are a gateway drug
crystal forum
i need votaan lore so badly
snow fern
Yes please
crystal forum
squats should be by far the coolest faction
crystal forum
ok
i just read that some kin stalk nid lone hive ships to kill them and take their resources
votann can out nid the nids
crisp heath
What resources could you possibly harvest from tyranids
crystal forum
minerals
crisp heath
Everything is flesh
crystal forum
nids eat minerals too
crisp heath
And turn them into flesh
snow fern
WEll maybe Ima be steel one day
rocky gale
storm jungle
Women in warhammer???
rocky gale
I know, it's joever
and I definitely went broke getting them both 
Although not as bad as it could have been
Got both for £45, when Leena is usually £60 individually
rose thorn
<:pogryn:961977701533614130> <:pogryn:961977701533614130> <:pogryn:9619777015336...
WOMEN?!?!
crystal forum
ayo custodes
viral halo
I love dark eldar, I love mustache twirling arrogant villians, I love evil for the sake of being a twisted little fellow and not cause of some malevolent god, I love a little bit of tomfoolery, some trickery, some creative messing around, some horseplay, a lil bit of raiding with the guys and gals, a lil bit of murderfuck
crystal forum
i was literally typing something like approaches dilara and offers a bolter but i almost vomited
storm jungle
LOL
crystal forum
i need to kill the part of me that cringes
queen laurel
i was literally typing something like *approaches dilara and offers a bolter* bu...
YOU'Z A RUNT YOU SQUIG FACE
crystal forum
and you smell like my latrine trench, ork
crystal forum
nids would be very cute if they made that noise
storm jungle
viral halo
I'm roleplaying as a massive douchebag
queen laurel
I'm roleplaying as a massive douchebag
( still not the largest i've seen though )
green loom
That's what she said
crystal forum
valhallans and orks are sworn enemies
crisp heath
Damn, rogue trader cassia is busted
paper haven
Didn't the Valhallans get stuck in a completely self contained war with the Orks, everyone pretty much assumed they were all dead until, nope, they actually won?
lunar harness
<:pogryn:961977701533614130> <:pogryn:961977701533614130> <:pogryn:9619777015336...
WOMEN!?!? IN MY WARHAMMER?
* starts furiously generating AI images of women in custodes armor for my next youtube video essay thats 40 minutes of me whining into a camera *
okay can i just say idk why
but there is something SO SATISFYING about boxes
having a box is nice
it seems needlessly wasteful to have a whole box for a single mini thats 1 sprue but idc
I save all my boxes and organize them like wall art
queen laurel
but there is something SO SATISFYING about boxes
Are you a cat or some shit
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-staring-cat-cat-mr-fresh-fresh-gif-471471061999...
I know that cats love boxes
paper haven
Ah yes, the recent lore changes.
I only know that there is a female custodes and people are mad.
rose thorn
There’s no reason space marine heads would be bigger than human heads tbh
Like stormcast heads are the same size as human heads
It’s not like space marines are getting skull surgery
paper haven
Wouldn't the head grow with the rest of their skeleton when going through the process?
tough haven
It’s not like space marines are getting skull surgery
skull enhancement surgery
rose thorn
Makes me think of that stupid family guy skit they do twice
winged jacinth
space marines are juiced up when they're preteens and grow to size
what dylan said
im still amazed by the fact that cawl was creating tons of primaris marines and then keeping them in the freezer
paper haven
That one baffles me
winged jacinth
like i guess he figured the whole thing out a while ago and was just sitting on it? who trained them? when?
paper haven
Primaris marines would have been really helpful around the Bedab war, or any of the black crusades
The War of the Beast
winged jacinth
cawl had his phone turned off
dusk patrol
It’s not like space marines are getting skull surgery
They do have bigger heads though.
rose thorn
ITs just weird they do
dusk patrol
Why? That’s the premise
The organs make them grow bigger
There’s a whole organ for their bones
winged jacinth
they basically have gigantism + extra implants so they dont die like people with gigantism usually do
crystal forum
you're not supposed to think about primaris you're supposed to buy the models
dusk patrol
Their ribs literally enlarge and grow into a shell shape to guard their chest
storm jungle
probably the dumbest part of their transformation too
since it stops jackshit
and people that wrote that deffo dont know what the gaps in ribcages are for lol
paper haven
Yeah, breathing would be a bit difficult with a fused ribcage
crystal forum
doing surgery on an astartes has to be a nightmare
paper haven
Shuttered ribcages
paper haven
Honestly I love the wacky sci-fi bullshit thrown into astartes making.
dusk patrol
You can always do more armor
storm jungle
most of it is great
paper haven
Read minds through eating their brains? Sure.
storm jungle
also my favorite is the spit because nobody remembers it exists until its useful for the plot, same with the brain eating
dusk patrol
Idk it’s not that different from the rest of it to me, the whole deal is redundancy and being over prepared.
paper haven
Two hearts? Fuck it add an extra lung.
storm jungle
Idk it’s not that different from the rest of it to me, the whole deal is redunda...
Its more just 90's testosterone
rose thorn
Two hearts? Fuck it add an extra lung.
GW THATS NOT HOWNLUNGS WORK
storm jungle
no matter how much anyone can try to explain it, its not suppose to make sense
also like i remember someone drawing a medically accurate marine, and it just looks like a fucking circus freak
paper haven
We need to return to the Thunder Warriors
dusk patrol
It works well enough for me, obviously it didn’t really make a ton of sense
winged jacinth
<:bluppy_foam:1147579950463975555> GW THATS NOT HOWNLUNGS WORK
they have to add the extra lung because the old ones cant expand inside a fully fused ribcage
storm jungle
everything works well enough for you"
you are the same guy that syas "ferrus mannus" is a good name
crystal forum
it's bedtime guys
paper haven
Just. Fill them up with steroids and mental illness
crystal forum
dilara it's bedtime
crystal forum
go to sleep
storm jungle
no
dusk patrol
Suns getting real high
paper haven
Oh. Good morning!
storm jungle
winged jacinth
space marines should look like Graham the Australian road safety sculpture
storm jungle
Yeah i recommend looking up the "medically accurate" astartes video
its great
the guy like, has his jaw mostly melted from the acid spit produce and shit
its so funny
paper haven
Good point about that acid
storm jungle
Deadpool 2 ironically showcases it well
the guy cant manage to get the acid spit out
and accidentally melts his face
💀
paper haven
That scene was rough
storm jungle
paper haven
10/10
storm jungle
wait no i got it wrong
paper haven
What was the other wacky nonesense?
storm jungle
the other guy tries to help him not get crushed
and he vomits and kills him instead
honestly very space marine thing to do
paper haven
Melts his arms off
storm jungle
winged jacinth
im trying to remember what acid it is that isnt particularly dangerous to skin but reacts violently to rubber gloves
crystal forum
i watched the most recent flashgitz video and i regret it
storm jungle
Condolences
crystal forum
gene seed is forever ruined
paper haven
Never regret flashgitz
winged jacinth
has flashgitz gotten less uh, overly edgy?
paper haven
Not really
winged jacinth
i stopped watching them after the transformers animation
crystal forum
his videos still make me think of 2000's youtube
crystal forum
now he draws astartes so abstractly to not infringe copyright lol
it's pretty lame
paper haven
I'm joking. But yeah the humor is very much early 2000s
paper haven
The greater story of furries vs space marines was actually pretty compelling.
Which is insane because it was clearly intended as a one off
outer wave
I wish I could enjoy Space King more, but I find it weirdly mid-late 2000s with the sexual humor
crystal forum
yeah and the r word
which sounds really off by today's standards
i like watching 2000's raunchy comedy but sometimes it's just overbearing
AND CAN WE NOT IGNORE THE BEGINNING WITH THE GENE SEED TRANSPLANT
outer wave
That got you?
crisp heath
The oneyplays/smiling friends guys did a really good job of making 2000s internet humor remain funny
crystal forum
That got you?
i think if you have a penis it should get to you
crystal forum
the idea of having your balls sucked out does not perturb you
crisp heath
That was literally the only part of Space king that made me laugh
outer wave
the idea of having your balls sucked out does not perturb you
No not really
crisp heath
I take that back, I also laughed at the girls being thrown in a volcano
paper haven
I thought it was a funny joke
outer wave
Idk it didnt gross me out
paper haven
The first minute or so was pretty good
outer wave
That was literally the only part of Space king that made me laugh
I laughed a bit at the end where the last remaining guy is taking out the geneseed from everyone else
crisp heath
Yeah the seed of a good parody was there but then tyranid boobs happened
crystal forum
that was just weird
paper haven
And then Tyrannitiddies
crystal forum
i mean it was funny when she started doing the helicopter with the lasers
that got me
outer wave
And they have the audacity to go "Hey check out our patreon for the uncensored version ;)" like Im fucking 12 years old
paper haven
Oh yeah
outer wave
Im certain they had that in the video, or at least in the description
paper haven
The ad at the end
crisp heath
The fact you think I want to see an uncensored version makes me think you find that hot
paper haven
Subscribe for the uncensored version
crystal forum
the uncensored thing is like he's genuinely stuck in 2008
outer wave
I GET MORE OUTTA JUST GOING TO ANY SMUTTY WEBSITE THAN PAYING MONEY FOR THAT
Its weird as hell
Otherwise I really did enjoy the 80s esthetic
crystal forum
im gay so my willy didn't feel anything anyways. guess nobody did
crisp heath
Ok but tbf I'd pay to see a nsfw version of the adric inquisitor postsr
crystal forum
the beginning is going to stick in my head for the next month though
paper haven
I feel like they could have offered something else to entice people to support them
+Inserting Holy Globules+
outer wave
Bruh the uncensored version is going to show the testicles
crisp heath
Literally the only good waifu
crystal forum
Bruh the uncensored version is going to show the testicles
the kid's?
outer wave
the kid's?
No, the geneseed ones
paper haven
Literally the only good waifu
Oh. Oh my.
crystal forum
No, the geneseed ones
can you imagine
outer wave
Literally the only good waifu
Honestly you get so much more outta supporting Ad Rid
outer wave
can you imagine
Probably look like two massive meatballs
crisp heath
I only want to purchase this one poster but it was sold out by the time i saw it
outer wave
But there's less spices and more veins
crisp heath
It's the only ad ric merch/perk I want
crystal forum
Probably look like two massive meatballs
with that artstyle 🤢
paper haven
I sort of stopped following adeptus ridiculous
crystal forum
i've never watched any of it
paper haven
No real reason either. I like what they do, I enjoy the memes
outer wave
I think for me its the over reactive nature of it, especially from TK
But that said he may have toned it down a bit
crisp heath
Yeah TK can drop the "I don't know what this is" shtick now
Like dude this has been your job for years
outer wave
He literally plays TWW3
crisp heath
We know you know about it
paper haven
He clearly knows
outer wave
Well he does know Thousand Sons and didnt seem to be like "Ough!?!?" in the beginning at least
I do like him in Detective Ridiculous though
paper haven
I figured he was playing dumb for the bit
outer wave
To an extent he probably is
crisp heath
Oof I never watched much detective ridiculous because I'm like "Ryan and Shane do it better"
That aged poorly
outer wave
Who
crisp heath
Detective Ridiculous is clearly based off Buzzfeed Unsolved, the hosts Ryan and Shane going on to create a similar series after quitting at buzzfeed, but who recently had a falling out with fans after what was probably the worst business decision I've ever heard (putting free content behind a paywall and strongly implying their fans were poor, for the sole purpose of supporting their friends excessively lavish lifestyle)
outer wave
Oh yes them
orchid lark
Detective Ridiculous is clearly based off Buzzfeed Unsolved, the hosts Ryan and ...
The main show they wanted to bring back for the paywall site was their CEO going out to try lavish things
So yeah, not exactly a fantastic look
orchid lark
Well one of the main shows
sharp pollen
do all these corrupted soldies from moebian 6 after being corrupt be sitting there and like "buh dude i feel like i want some spikes on my armor" and they all just sitting there with welding machine and glueing spikes from scrap?
celest dome
Seeking favour from Ans'l, Mo'rcck and Phraz-Etar
pine wedge
do all these corrupted soldies from moebian 6 after being corrupt be sitting the...
The compulsion to add spikes is part of the corruption yes
sharp pollen
ooooo spaik fetiiishh ooo))
rocky gale
Like school boys drawing dongs in their textbooks
crisp heath
The real herald of Slaanesh
vernal sedge
Like school boys drawing dongs in their textbooks
I couldn't understand the compulsion idea until I read this
orchid lark
Ideally you draw it on your friends books
Not on your stuff
If you vandalised your own books with dongs
Thats
Thats another problem entirely
tulip brook
I think of it as religious idols. Like imperium sticks purity seals and scriptures everywhere while they must be doing jack shit. These guys already value their idols
They change one kind to another
lament prism
im interested in like diseases in wh40k
where do I find like lists of it
nvm found it
rocky gale
Apparently rumours are saying Emperors Children and Fulgrim will be returning at the end narrative of 10th edition and 11th edition will have Iron Warriors coming with Perturabo as an independent army.
pine wedge
cool
tulip brook
Meanwhile salamanders, ravenguard and white scars...
rocky gale
Cope
storm jungle
Emperor's Children is the most likely since they got removed from the last codex + they are a god-alligned faction so we'll see
rocky gale
Ye Apparently Fulgrim returns with the EC and begins wrecking havoc in the Imperium so Guilliman and the Lion have to team up to stop them and then while they're distracted with that, Vashtorr is going to try and ascend with the help with Perturabo and the ritual will be stopped by the return of Leman Russ.
thorn zenith
Please not Leman Russ
storm jungle
its 100% gonna be Leman
Space Wolves are one of the more profitable Chapters iirc
its very much the one that makes the most money back that will return one by one
rocky gale
Space Wolves are one of the more profitable Chapters iirc
They've got that furry money 
storm jungle
fr fr
celest dome
Aren't they the chapter that has the most "unique" miniature ?
storm jungle
Yeah they got chapter-specific units too
queen laurel
Space Wolves are one of the more profitable Chapters iirc
unfortunately also shares some of the most volatile fans
pine wedge
corax returned in demon smoke monster form so sky's the limit
thorn zenith
Thats acceptable, and watch the furry haters instantly turn around and praise him for being cool
tough haven
crystal forum
Thats acceptable, and watch the furry haters instantly turn around and praise hi...
whenever i see those anti furry pfp's i wonder why anybody would dedicate that much of their life to hating another fandom. it's pretty crazy when you think about it
thorn zenith
whenever i see those anti furry pfp's i wonder why anybody would dedicate that m...
I mean, casual hate is an internet thing and i am also guilty of it when i was younger, but to make it a large part of ones online persona is indeed pretty weird
queen laurel
whenever i see those anti furry pfp's i wonder why anybody would dedicate that m...
some people just don't have anything to do with their life
tulip brook
People can have as many online personas as they want. Hating furries here, being furry over there...
It's not a good idea thinking they're invested so much in basically trolling
crystal forum
i've been yelled at in the street during furcons lol. hate is a thing some people are invested in
orchid lark
Owner of furaffinity no less
Probably doesnt just play darktide probably someone who worked on the code for all we know
Them old days furries
The true masters of the net
thorn zenith
*warhammer in general
I mean, we literally have the vulka fenryka
Whom are like 3 wolves away from actually yiffing
storm jungle
they probably already do 💀
storm jungle
Them old days furries
Most people actually got no idea how many high paying jobs some furries have
from defense department, to dentists, to pilots, to surgeons, etc
its fucking nuts lmao
orchid lark
Im pretty sure
The premier heart surgeon of america is still the falco fucks buildings guy
queen laurel
from defense department, to dentists, to pilots, to surgeons, etc
Why do you think there is a meme that if you take out furries the economy would suddenly collapse
If they can afford expensive suits like that they can afford a pipe bomb directly mailed to your house
thorn zenith
The "suspiciously wealthy furry clientele" trope wasnt there coincidentally lmao
Filthy rich and willing to shower untold rewards to any skilled artists willing to see things no mortals are meant to see
river walrus
but yes
Ulgo can confirm. Wanted look at ogryn art. Lotsof them on those site
Saw too much horror...
Will never be same again
gray umbra
why touhou
crystal forum
they're both mentally unhinged
crystal forum
from defense department, to dentists, to pilots, to surgeons, etc
you can make a lot of money by making furries happy
i know from experience
winged jacinth
Proof of touhou fan's brains https://youtu.be/Kc8GNaED3Ok
sly relic
Imagine the tau capturing a custodian and looking into its mind just to be like
" *** HOW MANY CENTURIES DID YOU STARE AT THIS FUCKING WALL ?!?*** "
burnt maple
whenever i see those anti furry pfp's i wonder why anybody would dedicate that m...
Entertainment.
If I can crack a smile, because ONE other person across the globe is upset by whatever the fuck I did/do/will do, it is worth it.
Humans are malicious by nature.
Especially if that thing costs me nothing except 2 minutes on google, paint and profile edit combined.
This vid? Nah it is only meme value.
storm jungle
Its very much made to ridicule furries but most of them just did not care since its very low-bar lol
As in "not get offended"
Flashgitz absolutely did not do this to appeal to them at all lmao
they are pretty chud-like in most of the stuff they do
dusk patrol
Space King is just 40k without any of the appeal
storm jungle
It literally only exists for them to shill 40k fans since they almost got caught by GW due to selling Black Templar merch lol
paper haven
Subscribe to our patreon to see tyrannid boobies
gray umbra
space king is how i see space marines
just surface level
what they are
what they do
thorn zenith
pretty close, too
paper haven
I wonder why the great crusade didn't work out
paper haven
Hey, Warmaster Horus, I've been hearing some concerning things about your legion of late. What uh... What's up with that?
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/flashgitz-space-king-gif-11192277389930121082
I’m still annoyed you can’t play xenos in 30k
crystal forum
i genuinely thought he was a furry because it's so low tier bait
literally what introduced me to 40k was my furry friend showing me that video in highschool
i wasn't even a furry
storm jungle
i genuinely thought he was a furry because it's so low tier bait
Flashgitz are one of the few animators on youtube thats never really moved on from mid 2000's era humor.
Most of their audience is like teens so they tend to like that stuff lol
plush mason
lol
crisp heath
There are 3 diverging roads for new grounds animators