40k-lore-chat

[green loom]

It's the pronouns, we're both too woke

[azure knoll]

similar-looking

[green loom]

Fr fr

But yeah basically 90% of the outrage is basically just sexists

[queen laurel]

they are not even hiding it

[green loom]

They don't even realise lol they're not self aware enough

[azure knoll]

may i mention a certain akkadian whose video youtube recommended to me who i never thought knew bout warhammer?

[queen laurel]

They are straight up saying they do not want a woman in their circle jerk of men covered in gold

[green loom]

You mean Carl "depends on the child" Benjamin?

[azure knoll]

gosh is that the person?

NO

[green loom]

It's sargon of akkad right

[azure knoll]

THERE'S NO WAY HE SAID THAT

[green loom]

He did

And he keeps company with pedos and racists so like

not shocking lol

[azure knoll]

"Benjamin was not elected, with his party getting only 3.22% of the vote in his native South West England constituency (a drop of 29.1% from 2014) and losing both of its seats in the region, as well as all twenty-two of its seats across the rest of Britain." - what hate gets people like this

[queen laurel]

but on a scale of 1 to shad how worse is he

[green loom]

Shadman or Shadiversity?

[azure knoll]

"In response to Labour Party politician and Member of Parliament Jess Phillips' statement that rape threats are commonplace for her, Benjamin said in May 2016, "I wouldn't even rape you #AntiRapeThreats #FeminismIsCancer" in a YouTube video and repeated this on Twitter."

[queen laurel]

the one with justified r word on book

[azure knoll]

the one that draws, i assume

[green loom]

The Mormon isn't really a pedo, I think

But I wouldn't put it past him

Granted his very funny totally-not-self-insert-power-fantasy char did keep underage sex slaves

[azure knoll]

benny?

[green loom]

Carl?

No

Shad M Brooks

aka shadiversity

[azure knoll]

NO

[green loom]

History tuber and known incel

Well

[azure knoll]

nah i'm never watching another shadiversity video

[green loom]

"History tuber" might be giving him too much credit

Since he has no credentials and at the best of times repeats word of mouth if he's not straight up lying

[azure knoll]

do these people even like women? this is something i'd expect from somebody who isn't sexually attracted to women

[rocky gale]

He's also used like Mormon religious texts as historical evidence in the past

[queen laurel]

I have to thank him in one thing though I have developed an uncanny sense of telling if a YouTuber is twat or not

[green loom]

He has a second channel where all he does is complain about "girl bosses"

One of his funnier controversies was getting mad at the mario movie for

checks notes

[shadow plover]

he is such a sad little man

[green loom]

Peach wearing pants/her mario kart outfit

[queen laurel]

I really thought he was gonna complain about her not being a damsel of distress and apparently not doing her Princess role

[green loom]

I mean he did

[queen laurel]

I'm still half right I'll take it

[green loom]

But the pants thing just caught on because it's very funny and deluded

[rocky gale]

Had to check I wasn't what?

[azure knoll]

that you and ederius over here weren't the same person

[rocky gale]

Oh

[azure knoll]

similar-looking names and profile pictures if you don't focus on details but only on colors and landmark characters of a name

[golden meteor]

Would Vulkan be cool with the Tau I wonder

If yknow

[green loom]

No

[golden meteor]

They actually sat and talked

[green loom]

No

[golden meteor]

Alright well you saying no doesn’t tell me much but thank you for trying

[green loom]

His values kinda go inherently against the greater good and also he's still wholesale xenophobic

[celest dome]

Nthing on lore would point to him being cool with the Tau

[golden meteor]

Even if the Tau has humans among them

[green loom]

They may as well not be human

[golden meteor]

I just know he hates Eldar for personal reasons

[green loom]

He hates all aliens like everyone else

[celest dome]

More so as the Tau have human among them

[green loom]

Traitors are treated almost worse than aliens

[rocky gale]

TBF You basically asked "Would the violent racist get along with someone of another race?"

[celest dome]

[green loom]

Don't forget he's all kinds of stubborn and his personal philosophy is "if you can't save yourself you're worthless" lol

[tulip brook]

The guy set the foundation of his own religion

[storm jungle]

He hated Dark Eldar, he is aware of the difference between Craftworlds/Drukhari.

Eldrad literally also gets him to make it to Imperial Palace

AND gives him a mcguffin to make sure he does

[tulip brook]

He should be almost as zealous as Lorgar

[storm jungle]

he has a nice "save for saving my charred ass bro" moment lol

[golden meteor]

So he’s kinda cool with Eldar but no?

[storm jungle]

Yeah like he is but hes also literally a mass murdering pyromaniac warlord

so "Yesn't"

[storm jungle]

Also lol thats mine, commissioned it yesterday

[pine wedge]

[storm jungle]

only for 35 bucks, and now you see the chaos it causes

[storm jungle]

peace was NEVER an option

[pine wedge]

Found it here

[pine wedge]

So based.

[storm jungle]

Yeah its from Inkary

[queen laurel]

Literally the entire warhammer custodes community right now

[storm jungle]

[green loom]

3 million custodes fans coming out of the woodwork to say how disappointed they are that women exist

[pine wedge]

I've been thoroughly enjoying the meltdown

[dire apex]

Damn are those custodes fugly

[green loom]

"Why do you need more women? You already have sisters of battle/silence!"

"there's already diversity in 40k! You have, uh, jagathai khan and vulkan!"

(They don't read or look into anything so they're only capable of finding superficial examples)

[pine wedge]

They're so mad

[green loom]

I love that if you go to the store page all the custodes are out of stock

[pine wedge]

[green loom]

And you can see like a bunch of people expressing interest in buying them/posting about their new custodes purchases

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/QTFywoAXuQU?t=65

They really went

[raven prawn]

so when are we getting female space marines?

[storm jungle]

Probably never or not anytime soon.

Its up in the air since Fem custodians are a pretty good middle-ground

and statistically speaking Custodes are just way easier to integrate women into it since theres never been a hardcore lore reason against it unlike Astartes.

[green loom]

And it was literally decided on like

A decade ago

As Master of Mankind was being written

[storm jungle]

Have you ever looked at someone from below at that angle lol

[dire apex]

No I’m too tall

[storm jungle]

gonna have to remove your legs

[queen laurel]

Hold on I have a chainsaw I have been saving for this occasion don't ask why I have been saving a chainsaw for cutting someone's legs

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/bubba-sawyer-leatherface-leatherface-dance-tcm-texas-chainsaw-massacre-gif-883991153264299345

[storm jungle]

god

[crystal forum]

we still know so little about custodes that i can see one of them being a woman and being like "yeah i've been in the golden palace for millenia hello"

[burnt maple]

Yuuuup.

Honestly, as unorthodox as it seems... It doesn't matter on a long run. And speaking strictly lore-wise

[crystal forum]

fem space marines coming when 2nd chapter primarch is revealed to be femanus

[arctic talon]

This is like the vostroyan firstborn just becoming firstborn child

Instead of firstborn son

actually I’m like 99% sure

[storm jungle]

We know plenty about them

[arctic talon]

The HH books mention firstborn child from nobles as well

[storm jungle]

the only mystery part of their lore is their creation

which is just mumbo-jumbo and "gene-alchemy"

which was the stepping stone for this change

[green loom]

It was firstborn child they were just sexist lol

[burnt maple]

"hand-crafting from young age"

[green loom]

Per Firstborn Daughter

[storm jungle]

LITERAL babies

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

compared to Astartes who are teens/kids

[burnt maple]

Yup.

[arctic talon]

Noble baby -> custodes pipeline

Lol

[crystal forum]

why noble? because why not

we aint want no poor babies in the golden armour

[arctic talon]

Tradition

There’s a ton of nobles on terra

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

Descendent from all the different places the emperor conquered

They’re the first pick for uh

[storm jungle]

Yeah and it seen as an honor

[arctic talon]

Candidates

[viral halo]

one of the biggest warhammer nazi types quit warhammer finally and grifted to battletech and was immediately universally rejected by the community and called a tourist LMFAO

[storm jungle]

Noble children are basically untouched from any kind of defects/fed well, so perfect material to mold from literal babies lol

[crystal forum]

what i like about terra is there's a ton of guard regiments on it dating from the start of the imperium that do nothing but patrol

[storm jungle]

Bohemond lmfao

[viral halo]

I was cracking up

[storm jungle]

The honor is patrolling

[crystal forum]

arch?

[viral halo]

Bohemond

[storm jungle]

Arch quit years ago

[crystal forum]

thank fucking god

[arctic talon]

Old 100 are weird

[storm jungle]

arch was even worse because like

GW LITERALLY ASKED HIM

[arctic talon]

In that they’re pretty competent

[storm jungle]

TO REMOVE WARHAMMER FROM HIS NAME

LMAO

[viral halo]

Major kill is gonna make so much money off of porn posters with custodes

[arctic talon]

But like

All they do is patrol terra

Then again terra is like

A shithole

[storm jungle]

Also yeah its like real life how the best troops get selected for guard duties in speical locations

its dumb but its tradition

[arctic talon]

They got some real action during shadow throne lol

And the khorne incident

[pine wedge]

Yeah the funny looking hat dudes outside Buckingham Palace are real serious soldiers

And they take that assignment very seriously

[crystal forum]

mordian iron guard looking like real ceremonial soldiers but actually being sent to battle is still the funnies shit to me

we'll kill our enemies with style

[pine wedge]

I'm sure they have something to do every now and then

Big planet full of people like that

[crystal forum]

and tourists keep memeing them it's pretty pathetic

[green loom]

Siggy did I do well with that lonestar dude

[viral halo]

"Nice hat nerd" I say as I RKO the queens guard and die in a hail of bullets on national TV

[viral halo]

All I can say is thank God that's the first fucking dude in that discord to be an asshole about it and I pinged the mod chat instantly like keep and eye on this lmfao

[crystal forum]

their guns are not loaded. my theory is it's to prevent them from shooting people that annoy the shit out of them

[viral halo]

It's like all these fucking idiots just grit their teeth and want to go onto warhammer discords and admit they hate women

[storm jungle]

The thing is like, theres only two reasons you'd dislike this change and both of them are very stupid

• I dont like retcons
• Im just sexist

[viral halo]

GRRRRRR I HATE THE THING THAT BROUGHT ME INTO THIS WORLD GRRRRRRR

[pine wedge]

Once someone touches them they're allowed to yell very loudly, which has solved every incident so far by scaring the living shit out of the offending tourist

[viral halo]

HOW DARE THEY USE SPACE MAGIC TO MAKE THE SPACE MAGIC WARRIORS WOMEN AND NOT HUNKY GLISTENING MEN GRRRRR

[storm jungle]

I love how they also put up shit like "Oh what about the Sisters of Sİlence"

oh yeah totally dude

you realyl cared about them before this

[viral halo]

GIVE ME MISTERS OF BATTLE NOW DILARA

[burnt maple]

Retcons are cool, when done well.

[arctic talon]

Sisters of silence aren’t super soldiers

[crystal forum]

meanwhile in the US if you go anywhere near the tomb of the unknown soldier they will actually fucking open fire

[arctic talon]

They’re really fucking good soldiers though

[storm jungle]

they are women tho, close enough right

[arctic talon]

GW pls unisex armor

[viral halo]

I've seen many chinese tourists almost get turned to swiss cheese at the tomb of the unknown soldier

[green loom]

No there's one I actually understand

"The Emperor being sexist/gay for oiled up men is funny"

[viral halo]

the craziest thing is the tomb guard takes a vow to never drink alcohol again in their life

[queen laurel]

Warhammer 40K fans when they like something Fascist and racist: Normal

Also warhammer fans when you make the fascist and racist woman:

[crystal forum]

yeah it's like the highest honor to be posted there i think

[burnt maple]

Alright, guys.

[radiant lance]

There are two reactions:
Horni
Reeeeeeee

[storm jungle]

Guys when internet

🫙

[burnt maple]

Uh, I think that is enough for today's episode of "why we hate the fanbase"!

We all hate stupidity and nodding to one another is getting repetitive.

Thus, question! Any retcons you personally find lacki g? Not bad, just, you know "could be done better"

[storm jungle]

Primaris.

Thats all

[queen laurel]

Tau

[burnt maple]

Amen.

[green loom]

Hmm

[queen laurel]

An actual good faction would have been fine but you know my immersion

[radiant lance]

"what if we resold space marines but make them more expensive"

[green loom]

I don't think I care enough about anything in 40k

[storm jungle]

yeah same

[green loom]

To really be insanely bothered by retcons

[storm jungle]

Primaris irk me but i got enough of a life to not give a shit

[radiant lance]

They're little plastic dolls

[crystal forum]

primaris is just badly implemented but that's just normal 40k now

[burnt maple]

Yep, same. Used to really hate them, but then waslike "got no time for this"

[radiant lance]

Anyway, are you on team "horni" or team "reeee" for CustodesGate

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[burnt maple]

For what?

[queen laurel]

Team common sense

i just do not care

[crystal forum]

cant wait for disney to buy 40k and adding it to the marvel multiverse

[storm jungle]

Have you actually read what the marvel multiverse is

it literally somehow includes every fictional media in it

[burnt maple]

Except shit?

[storm jungle]

which is like huh????

[crystal forum]

i know

[storm jungle]

Its such a wild fucking claim to make

[green loom]

There's some marvel comics that use Tau vehicles as generic alien props

[queen laurel]

Cartoons to anime

[crystal forum]

it's an excuse for marvel to add references to other IP's and then saying "it's cannon" even though it doesn't affect the main story in any way

[storm jungle]

GW be like

"Hey that's not how that works-"

Disney: "We can literally buy you in an hour."

"OKAY OKAY DONT HURT ME"1

[crystal forum]

like who gives a shit if it's cannon

[storm jungle]

I could always use more canon balls....

[burnt maple]

How about...

[radiant lance]

https://xkcd.com/1401/

xkcd: New

The nice thing about headcannnons is that it's really easy to get other people to believe in them.

[burnt maple]

Fanon balls?

[storm jungle]

[radiant lance]

Anon Balls?

[storm jungle]

BRUH

also 4chan moment

[radiant lance]

4chan is a weird place

[pale onyx]

I can’t believe female custodies are cannon. I thought the god emperor of mankind only sorrounded himself with buffed up oily men 😔

[radiant lance]

It's weird so much of our culture came from there

[crystal forum]

having marvel writers would probably make 40k higher quality

[radiant lance]

You sure?

Have you seen the recent stuff?

[crystal forum]

primarchs are basically just superheros change my mind

[burnt maple]

Like, duh! Female custodes should be howitzers, not cannons. Or rocket launchers.

[arctic talon]

I'd rather get less primarch lore

then more

and I'm glad GW barely writes about them in 40k

[pale onyx]

You’re tripping

[arctic talon]

[outer wave]

Bros is this real....

[radiant lance]

I want more guardsman and regular civilian life

[queen laurel]

yes

Unfortunately just ignore it

[radiant lance]

He's on team "reeee"

[pale onyx]

Wrong one

[queen laurel]

People will be people

[outer wave]

Oh God

[arctic talon]

[burnt maple]

I fucking hate when people use "cannon" as "canon"

[radiant lance]

What if women and minorities exist?

[pale onyx]

What the fuck are you talking about

[burnt maple]

Read my last message.

[radiant lance]

Cannon vs canon

[viral halo]

Is this 2017 lmfao

[green loom]

I would totally listen to Carl "depends on the child" Benjamin

[viral halo]

Haven’t seen that guy since college

[outer wave]

I don't wanna return there! Please let me go!!

[pale onyx]

Impossible, in my xenos hating universe?!?

[radiant lance]

ONE RANDOM FEMALE CUSTODES:
WARHAMMER IS DOOMED
GO WOKE GO BROKE

[green loom]

There's 3 named ones actually but it's funny lol

[storm jungle]

Late but like

[green loom]

"w-w-w-w-women??? IN my manly IP??"

[storm jungle]

40k does about as much MCU stuff as comics do lol

[crystal forum]

imagine GW added a nonbinary character can you imagine that backlash

[viral halo]

Mfs be forgetting warhammer is mainstream and not basement dweller shit anymore

[storm jungle]

They have in books

and yes people got mad over it

they also got mad over black characters in book covers too

[radiant lance]

WARHAMMER IS DEAD TO ME

[viral halo]

When they put a black ultramarine on the cover of a book motherfuckers went INSANE

[outer wave]

Well as mainstream as war gaming goes

[storm jungle]

THIS is the most infamous incident

[burnt maple]

That one Ubermarinen?

[storm jungle]

the one above

that was literally it

[burnt maple]

Yea.

[storm jungle]

these people are actually crazy

[viral halo]

I will never understand why people got mad at that lmfao

[crystal forum]

i'm just mad it's ultramarines

[burnt maple]

I never delved into it, because to me it is LOGICAL that planets have different ethnic groups of people.

[gray umbra]

People like to cling to one thing and froth

[burnt maple]

I refuse to believe an earth-like planet like Macragge has only whote people, or White Scars homeworld has only Asian genotype.

[radiant lance]

Abhumans:
I sleep
One black dude:
REEEEEEE

[storm jungle]

Yeah the imperium has every ethnicity from earth due to galactic human spreading. Probably new ethnicities ontop of that too knowing how human biology works

[outer wave]

As we all know, only Asians can be White Scars and no one else

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[green loom]

A head of a navigator house in "Rite of Passage" is non-binary I believe

[arctic talon]

they've already done that, except no one reads books

[radiant lance]

No one reads

[arctic talon]

LOL

[burnt maple]

My friend raised an argument "Astartes change to look more like Primarchs when in process"

[green loom]

You can get around reading by just like

Doing some research

[radiant lance]

Did anyone say anything about Asian ogryns in darktide?

[outer wave]

They did, didn't they? One of the characters in the Warhammer kids books

I thought there was one

[arctic talon]

For sanguinius we do know that a lot of BA end up going blonde lmao

[green loom]

Their features shift, but not everyone is Horus Aximand

[burnt maple]

Yeah, like shit Jackie Chan will be an astartes with roman nose and blonde hair just because Girlyman is.

[arctic talon]

during the process

but it doesn't really change a ton besides that

[viral halo]

RED ALERT THE ARGUMENT HAS HIT MY DISCORD

[green loom]

And like

Also

Marines change skin colour

Actively

[burnt maple]

EXACTLY.

[outer wave]

Holy shit so they aren't white, black, or Asian, but Cameoleon

[green loom]

Basically yes

Their skin adapts to radiation

[radiant lance]

Can be rainbow, so all space marines are gey

[burnt maple]

If some aspirant is a black guy with wide nose, he won't suddenly turn into white guy with small nose just because Sanguiniuswas like that, lol.

[outer wave]

Where are my Spartan-esque bonded space marine chapters?

[green loom]

Blood angels are probably darker skinned considering how rad blasted Baal is

[burnt maple]

He will have purer skin, eyes might be of charming color, he may be blonde

Purer as in no blemishes.

You know, moles or so.

[radiant lance]

I wish we got a female primarch

[gray umbra]

They gonna inherit that jawline for sure

[radiant lance]

An entire legion of female space marines sounds fun

[crystal forum]

it would have been so simple too

[arctic talon]

Dante is not blonde fun fact

he is like one of the only named blood angels who isn't

[burnt maple]

Well,there is an implant to support claims of wide jaw.

[rocky gale]

All my "Blood Angel" Marines secretly dye their hair blonde as part of their Sanguinius cope

[arctic talon]

:P:

[radiant lance]

Honestly, I'm down with that

[arctic talon]

Anyone who doesn't go blonde after gene seed implementation

dyes their hair lol

[green loom]

UPDATE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnyIdRfgdmo

[outer wave]

Ayyy

[radiant lance]

Holy shit a woman?

[burnt maple]

It is here?

[radiant lance]

In my 40k?

[outer wave]

Now probably best to ignore the comments

[radiant lance]

Now?

[outer wave]

Those look pretty fly

[celest dome]

Update tomorrow, then off to Dwarf Fortress

[green loom]

Releases tomorrow

[outer wave]

Though I thought Moebian 6th had a Mongolian theme going with the armor

[green loom]

I really like the vet

[green loom]

Because the one unit with a crest?

There's apparently 100+ new rewards

[outer wave]

Some of the helmets on the scab gunners for example but yes

They got the overlapping bits going

[orchid lark]

darktide, I need that trailer music STAT

[crystal forum]

will we finally get darktide lore

[radiant lance]

no

ded gaem

I still have no idea what's going on with Zola

Is she cool now? Under watch? Going to get executed?

[crystal forum]

only been 1.5 years

[outer wave]

I'm gonna kiss Zola

And marry her

[storm jungle]

WAIT

NEW TRAILER

WHAT

[radiant lance]

Do you have to turn your head to the side with the good eye if you kiss Zola?

[outer wave]

Yuh

[green loom]

I hope I get my PC back soon

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/what-huh-what-you-talkin-about-gif-7358150

[outer wave]

Ehh I'm sure she just has cataracts on the other side, that's fixable

[storm jungle]

FINALLY

[green loom]

I hope it includes the rest of the original penance gear

I'm assuming it will

[outer wave]

Finally I get to kiss Hestia....

[gray umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/reari-dog-barking-koreaboomina-bblmina-gif-24010279

[outer wave]

In real life... which is in the video game....

Which is MY real life....

[orchid lark]

literally working alongside the darktide server, and doesnt even know smh

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/398170876022882306/1214880280368652328/tumblr_inline_p87utb6orx1tvg2sz_500.gif

[crystal forum]

she's useless dont let yellow name fool you

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[crystal forum]

[green loom]

Very much hoping we get this finally

[gray umbra]

We have veteran cosmetic at home

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-warhammer40k-darktide-warhammer-gif-27303576

[celest dome]

Think Strawhat confirmed that those would be earnable in this update, can go look for source if need be

[green loom]

:klet

[storm jungle]

Yeah they are ALL in it looks like

[green loom]

Grumble grumble and no PC yet

I'll probably have to wait over a week

More if I need a new SSD if the update's too big

[crystal forum]

make more commissions

[green loom]

oh I can afford a 1tb SSD already

[crystal forum]

wealthy serb

[crystal forum]

this is why nurgle is the best

fart grenades

[coarse pumice]

Globadier?

[gray umbra]

Buffadier

[spring cairn]

ogryn's helmet looks like an adrian the french had in ww1

well at least the crest reminds me of one

[winter vessel]

we getting moebian sixth cosmetics, interesting

[storm jungle]

Now its riot police

same thing since they throw gas nades too right

[crystal forum]

it's non lethal dont worry

"throws in enclosed area"

[river walrus]

What Emperor think of ogryns?

[crystal forum]

if you die for him you're good

[river walrus]

Ulgo never die invisible! Ulgo kill heretic it work for Emperor?

[radiant lance]

Using tear gas is technically against the Geneva conventionz

[unique berry]

It's been a while since I asked or talked in here

So I heard with the new Codex we get a Female Custodes

Do we know where she comes from cause I thought they couldn't "produce" more Custodes since they got beaten down in the Heresy I'm probably wrong with that but that's one thing I vaguely remember

[shadow plover]

they replenish custodians every now and then

[celest dome]

No they have been producing Custodes a long time ago

[shadow plover]

mostly from noble houses on terra

and apparently there were women among the original 10 000 as well

[unique berry]

Ah okay as said I got told they couldn't create any custodes anymore and sin e they aren't really my favorite or interest (Astra Militarum for the win) appreciate the answers

[shadow plover]

🫡

[pine wedge]

GW has gone back on some older established lore that the Custodes were only men and decided they can be women too, and there have been women among them the whole time

[storm jungle]

To give more context;

Custodians have always "recruited" from the children of Terran nobles that give them their kids (literally babies at this stage) because its seens as a great honor if they actually make it to be a custodian and give prestige to the familyy

The lore never also outright stated its "ONLY MEN CAN BE CUSTODES"

[pine wedge]

stuff describing the selection criteria for the Custodes have never been much more than a few throwaway lines here and there so it's not a big retcon

[storm jungle]

yeah like its literally mumbo-jumbo

and "gene-alchemy"

which is just sci-fi nonsense lol

[crisp heath]

Malcador got the last laugh

Giant woman: obtained

[pine wedge]

well older stuff said "the sons of nobility" and "these men" and stuff like that when describing the Custodes

but it's a minor change

[storm jungle]

only once

thats the thing

with space marines its outright said "no women"

[arctic talon]

Custodes are just slow as shit to make. It took from the Horus heresy all the way to right before guillimans return to get back to 10k of them

And then 2000 of them died

Thanks khorne

[unique berry]

A okay was just wondering and curious about it when I read it today thx yall

[arctic talon]

Granted the custodes + old 100 managed to fight off the massive daemonic incursion on terra

But uh yeah a lot of people died lol

[unique berry]

Tf happened

[pine wedge]

chaos invaded terra

[arctic talon]

8 blood thirsters and an entire army of khornate daemons

[storm jungle]

they did a lil trolling

[arctic talon]

Well

8 khornate armies worth of daemons

[storm jungle]

my favorite thing about that "event" is like

[unique berry]

Ouch

[storm jungle]

it just happened

we get no lore

we get no details

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

its just "oh yeah it was as big as the Siege"

[unique berry]

Wut?!

[storm jungle]

and its like

huh??

[arctic talon]

It’s just a note in the fucking daemon codex

[storm jungle]

YEAH

THAT

[arctic talon]

And the custodes codex

[storm jungle]

like what the fuck

[arctic talon]

Its so fucking funny

It has 0 lore beyond

It happened

[storm jungle]

theres even a fucking line in darktide about it

[arctic talon]

A lot of people died

[pine wedge]

Darktide references it yeah

[arctic talon]

I want a book about it

Ngl

Or like 2 books

Or a campaign book

[unique berry]

The fuck to have a book about that would be so dope from different view points

[crisp heath]

It's not a big deal, it was just Apocalypse Thursday

[arctic talon]

But still the 8 bloodthirsters + their armies had a good time on terra

Didn’t accomplish their goal of smashing the astronomicon

And getting into the throne room

But they did kill a ton of people + cause a ton of damage lol

[crisp heath]

I just want my bug boys to get on Terra

They need a snack

[arctic talon]

GW is prolly gona have leviathan part 2 fail to reach terra

Tbh

Or it reaches the solar system but gets obliterated

Either way the nids are having a good time rn

Eating everything in their path in pacificus lol

[unique berry]

Well would be dope to see the Fleet Solar (I hope I didn't butcher the actual name) in action

[crisp heath]

I'm still laughing at the fact that Norn Emissaries are assassins lmao

[arctic talon]

“Assassin”

They’re the same class of assassin as an eversor lol

Kill literally everything + the important target

[crisp heath]

Russian Stealth

[unique berry]

The best stealth lol

[arctic talon]

But I’m sad they did leviathan again

For the color scheme

I get it’s iconic but also CMON

[crisp heath]

tbf they can just look at you an make your head explode so thats a good thing for an assassin to do

[arctic talon]

Eavy metal did so many new cool as shit schemes

[unique berry]

I like the design of the Hive Fleet fighting Chaos non stop im bad with Hive Fleet names

[crisp heath]

I mean Leviathan and Gorgon are the best color schemes, and Gorgon sucks so it has to be Leviathan

[crisp heath]

Kronos

[dusk patrol]

The entire second half of the Emperor's Legion is about that event. @arctic talon

[arctic talon]

I take it back

[dusk patrol]

It goes into it fairly in depth.

[crisp heath]

I wish tyranid psykers could summon demons, would be good laughs

[arctic talon]

I am putting that on my list to read

[dusk patrol]

From multiple angles

[crisp heath]

it looks like rotten cotton candy

[arctic talon]

They could in 7e and 6e by accident

[unique berry]

Thanks

[dusk patrol]

Mostly we see it from the perspective of a Custodes Shield-Captain and a Sister of Silence but we also get some PoV of various officials watching it happen from a distance.

[arctic talon]

Also this scheme

[unique berry]

Is it a good book overhaul just finished traitor Rock and could use a new one

[dusk patrol]

Its very good imo

Goes into the High Lords politics a lot.

The second book goes further.

Also Sisters of Silence and the Custodes and what happened on Terra when the Rift opened.

And the lead up.

Regent's Shadow, the second book, deals with the aftermath

[storm jungle]

Yeah Im talking about first presentation, it was still a pretty bad way to go about it to the wider playerbase

[dusk patrol]

And the Primarch's Scourge.

[storm jungle]

mostly since I read the book too

[unique berry]

Thanks for the recommendation will have a look at it

[dusk patrol]

Tbf with the rift opening theres legit like ten different major warzones and events which happened that they released almost all at once back to back to back.

Some of which they still haven't focused on yet.

[storm jungle]

Okay but consider this right

[dusk patrol]

Pain

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

I need to try Darktide again I guess

Idk if I wanna with fuckin globadiers smh

[storm jungle]

Update's coming out tomorrow so 💀

[crisp heath]

New rimworld dlc came out, not playing anything else for the next month

[celest dome]

I'm playing DT tomorrow, then I'm playing DF from the 17th

[crisp heath]

Is a DF update coming out or something?

[unique berry]

Can't wait to unlock the Moebian VIth fit for the Vet finally something clean

[crystal forum]

so many games to play so little time

[gray umbra]

Globadiers but they buff enemies xd

[dusk patrol]

Wow what a fun idea

[green loom]

I saw more custodes discourse

Kill

[gray umbra]

Buff this

[green loom]

Beat with hammers

Kill kill

[gray umbra]

Here is my crackpot theory about how inserting female thing here will unravel the entire setting

Like a blackhole vortex

[crystal forum]

i love how this community creates drama for the littlest things

tomorrow the emperor could come back to life but if a custodes is female now that's where they draw the line

[dusk patrol]

Do you think the Emperor coming back to life wouldn't cause drama?

[crystal forum]

i don't think it would

[dusk patrol]

Then you're very naive.

[crystal forum]

listen i might not have the experience to know what to believe but that doesn't make me naive

[dusk patrol]

If you think that somehow female custodes drama, which frankly speaking is pretty light and will probably die after a week, is really that big a deal compared to some other stuff which has happened.

People still complain about lore events from years ago.

This is very small fry "drama"

[crystal forum]

primaris emperor

new tabletop unit

wait no. primaris custodes

now THAT could happen

[dusk patrol]

Primaris Blank jokes were overdone back in 2017-2018 already.

[crystal forum]

i wasn't there back then so it's new to me

[lunar harness]

when literally anyone reads an opinion on women in the custodes:

https://youtu.be/a_5w7lNx19Y

[winter vessel]

I just wish they expanded more on the Sisters of Silence instead, didn’t really care we also now have women in the Golden Banana Guard.

[green loom]

They changed some pronouns in the dex to she/her

Immense lore expansion

set back the lore for everyone else by 3 trillion years

[outer wave]

We will never recover from this financially

[green loom]

Jumping on the outrage train is like dumping your head into a toilet filled with excrement

[outer wave]

People just gotta take a step back

It's not like they suddenly made idk Space Marines really weak or something

[winter vessel]

I never saw much of a big deal out of it. Was always an Imperial Guard fan, and occasionally the Nuns with Guns

[crystal forum]

custodes fans are almost as insufferable as space marine fans

like we get it your favorite faction is the one that's OP good for you

[lunar harness]

yeaaa, who cares about post human dorks anyway

SALUTE OUR HEROES 🫡

https://tenor.com/view/imperial-guard-cat-warhammer40k-gif-23254825

[winter vessel]

POV: you gain 1 inch of territory after a 98% casualty rate-

[radiant lance]

You should see the Warhammer groups on Facebook

It's all they're talking about right now and how Warhammer 40k is dying/dead

[green loom]

They always do this

[radiant lance]

And how Henry Cavil's show should tank to stop letting in more casuals/normies

[green loom]

"Star wars is dead because woke"
"Marvel is dead because woke"

[green loom]

The only casuals here are those over-obsessed morons

The only place I want to pick their brain from is the damn curb

[radiant lance]

Star wars is dead because they decided to copy the original trilogy and try to make 3 movies with the same plotline

"and Palpatine came back. Somehow."

And marvel is just shitty writing right now post writers strike

[thorn zenith]

To be fair, marvel and dc comics arent exactly the paragons of well written

[unique berry]

The only right choice

[winter vessel]

it wasn't even that. mine was "This dagger has done horrible things", - Rey while also holding the Youngling Slayer 3000.

[radiant lance]

The DC animated universe was pretty good

[celest dome]

And never were

[radiant lance]

And watchmen

[lunar harness]

why would anyone subject themselves to facebook groups

[radiant lance]

Memes

[lunar harness]

its literally like... intentionally selecting for the worlds dumbest and most incorrect people

[radiant lance]

It's my main source of memes

[lunar harness]

im sorry lmao

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-deep-fried-mad-raging-gif-14229167

[celest dome]

The only reason i still have Fb is that my parents/family use it

[winter vessel]

my reason is to find stuff like this

[celest dome]

That's from Tumblr though

[winter vessel]

I don't think they don't post there anymore

[radiant lance]

Facebook events is still pretty useful imo

Probably the best place to find events because usually they're hosted by older people

And Facebook marketplace

Also useful

[celest dome]

True, it's how I usually know that concerts are happening

[lunar harness]

same yea, I use it for family and old work frens

[plush mason]

@storm jungle you seen this yet?

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

Brutal, love it

[thorn zenith]

The amount of seething going on in facebook is honestly expected and funny

[radiant lance]

It's great

REEEEEEEE NORMIES

[rose thorn]

Bruh why out of all things this is setting them off the most

[radiant lance]

Because wimen

They also got upset the time a black ultramarine was on the cover of a book

Women and minorities apparently don't exist and are offensive

Anyway, 40k ded

[green loom]

It's a grift

[rose thorn]

Any lore about what the space wolves were like pre primach

Oh wait found it

[wheat vessel]

If you want some good Space Wolves lore look up The Emperor's Gift by Aaron Dembski Bowden. Really good story.

[outer wave]

God I love him

[lunar harness]

you don't understand. there is a literal nazi undercurrent of 40k fans like Arch warhammer that have been saying they will add female space marines for a decade because "woke". they literally cry about every person of color that appears in a warhammer community post or piece of GW art.

i assume those people are literally losing their minds over this because they have been primed for this as apocalyptic for like a decade

[rose thorn]

Yeah but we have literally had non binary love interest characters in books

[outer wave]

They're trying to fight against the wokeness last I saw on twitter

[outer wave]

Most of them dont read

[rose thorn]

And gay characters in a load of Hh books

[outer wave]

Yarrick is gay as well

But dont tell them that

[rose thorn]

Based

[lunar harness]

i didn't know that but based

[outer wave]

Least I recall hearing he's gay

[rose thorn]

Except this one time

[outer wave]

Or that one other time

[rose thorn]

OH YEAH

[lunar harness]

they don't actually read the codex they just look at screenshots on Twitter

[outer wave]

Like I get most people feeling like they've been bamboozled with the amount of times GW refers to Custodes as sons, brothers, etc, on top of little mention of there being explicit female custodes, but bruh

GW lore is just malleable as hell

[rocky gale]

40k lore is solid and never changes, that's why there are only 12 legions, the primarchs aren't the Emperors sons, they're just regular human generals, Space Marines are the size of regular humans, everyone wears power armour, both men and women are Space Marines and there's no such thing as the Horus Heresy

[outer wave]

There is no Horus Heresy in Ba Sing Se

[dusk patrol]

I feel like this point would work better if you didn't pick things that changed decades ago in lore.

League of Votann is a better example.

[rocky gale]

But lore never changes

That's the point, doesn't matter how long ago

It didn't change

[dusk patrol]

Tbh I haven't seen people say it doesn't change, I'm sure some are.

Just that they don't like it, which I don't agreed with but its a separate issue.

There's a little bit of wonkiness with the Custodes change but it helps theres literally thousands of Custodes we've never seen or know of, it makes it a little weird that we never ever saw a girl custodes but overall I think how they did it was about as good as its gonna be.

[outer wave]

Maaaybe this is a bit of a hot take, but I think I'd agree with them a lil more if this was instead saying that there were disabled Custodes in lore that we havent seen (like wheelchair and all), which would be really dumb

[dusk patrol]

^

[outer wave]

Also that yes

[dusk patrol]

A disabled Custodes

Other example.

[outer wave]

I meant more like GW were trying to say there were disabled custodes in the form of them being in a wheel chair or something like that instead of just being in a dreadnought

[dusk patrol]

I don't get what your point is.

Injured custodes are either repaired or put in dreads. If they're too injured to be as active as Custodes again after being repaired, they'd become Eyes of the Emperor.

Idk what this has to do with some custodes being women.

[arctic talon]

the Imperium is not super accommodating when it comes to physical disabilities

beyond the uh

cut it off and replace it with a cybernetic

[dusk patrol]

There's a lot of jokes I could put here.

[outer wave]

My point is that I'd agree more with the other side if instead of GW adding in the detail that there are women custodes, they said straight up "Hey there are disabled Custodes that use wheel chairs this entire time" or something similar when dreadnoughts exist

[dusk patrol]

But I won't,.

I want everyone to know I could have though.

[arctic talon]

oh, thats what you meant

[outer wave]

Like basically something that makes ABSOLUTELY no sense in lore

[dusk patrol]

I'd agreed that would be stupid.

Beyond maybe being an Eye

But even then

We know they can fix so much.

[outer wave]

They already have the available tech to fix their legs to some degree

Even if not completely

[dusk patrol]

Yeah my main thing is female custodes are so easy to add and they make sense within the lore, it changes nothing.

Except my annoyance that people won't shut up about them.

This goes for talking about people being upset about them too.

And saying cringe shit about "UwW we have dommy mommy muscle ladies now"

I would throw you all off a bridge if I could. It wouldn't be a long drop, but it would hurt a little bit and I would find it cathertic.

I do appreciate the irony that I am doing what I am complaining about in a roundabout way by complaining about the complainers complaining about the complainers.

And you're not clever for noticing that.

[arctic talon]

Society

[dusk patrol]

This really says a lot about that.

[outer wave]

The whole argument just loops on itself

I await a week from now when everyone shuts up about it, myself included

[dusk patrol]

Yeah thats my hope.

Its just a boring topic with no real reason to discuss it I feel

[arctic talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/956389828939882507/1210435203118665748/Makoto_evoker.gif

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/randy-orton-punt-kick-edge-wwe-backlash-gif-22777334

mfw

[outer wave]

Why did he have it on in the first place!? He's already into feet, why put on inhibitors?!

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/perc-angle-kurt-angle-kurt-angle-tna-kurt-angle-somersault-tna-gif-26189087

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/baron-corbin-end-of-days-kurt-angle-wwe-wrestle-mania-gif-13989405

God I love End of Days

I don’t even like Corbin much

But fuck me its such a unique and sick finisher

[radiant lance]

But they worship a vegetable

[arctic talon]

The imperium is also known for its hipocracy

[queen laurel]

Kill the mutant

except for the ones with the three eyes we need them

[dusk patrol]

Can all those little Timmy’s in crutches do what the Emperor does?

Sounds like a skill issue for them tbh

[radiant lance]

And you know what little Timmy Crutches can do that the Emps can't do? Move around

[dusk patrol]

Something something earthly tether

[radiant lion]

Weird lore question but do servitors scratch where they are in discormfort because I’ve just seen one of Hestias servitors scratch his butt

[outer wave]

I dont see why not if possible and doesnt go against its designated function

[crystal forum]

im laughing way too hard at this

[tough haven]

Thats my point exactly, you deadass cant tell under the armor since GW wasnt stupid enough to make it boobplate

[tough haven]

Routine maintenence and cleaning.

[radiant lance]

For the first time. All other models have boob plate

https://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Sister_of_Avelorn#
Eh I think this was done pretty tastefully

[tough haven]

I know

But I guess you know the the characters are female? But generally I think boobplate is dumb unless there’s some serious aesthetic choice that validates it

[radiant lance]

Like in league of legend where all female characters had big boba because the low graphics made it hard to differentiate that they were women

And then they kept doing after upgrading their graphical engine

And eventually stopped

I love big boba

[arctic talon]

I think its really funny you can tell when a model is made

because of how exagerated their like

proportions are lol

[radiant lance]

Also how do you even eat a giant boba pearl

It just seems cumbersome to actually have a boba tea with those giant things

Like it's just a soup/cereal now

It's no longer a drink

[arctic talon]

you don't eat giant boba pearls normally they're a gimmick

either that or they're in a type of cold dessert soup or shaved ice

Not milk tea lol

[lunar harness]

giant boba

everyone loves big boba, i mean booba

[dusk patrol]

[lunar harness]

i clicked enough videos about warhammer on youtube im getting stuff with less than 500 views now... lol...

||https://youtu.be/G1ausuzumn4||

i clicked the thing to not embed so it doesnt take up half the chat screen (i hate that lol)

[shadow plover]

having the link between <> should remove the preview, or at least it used to

[lunar harness]

damn I actually watched this video, I kind of wasnt planning on it

but this lady kind of has the same opinions as me shes really smart

idk why people make videos like this though im like... who watches 40 minutes of people just having a nice conversation about a 40k topic?

you can just talk about it with ur friends xD

or shitpost in here haha

aaaa i left it autoplaying and it went on to this gross guy complaining super hard about femstodes HELP TURN IT OFF I WAS IN MY KITCHEN WITH WIRELESS HEADPHONES

[bold wren]

GW but female custodes just undermine the story of the sisters of battle or sisters of silence

I'm just saying

[chilly palm]

how so?

[bold wren]

Because they're not women anymore once they get gene seed.

Do you know how much it changes you to something beyond human.

It's just how they're made that it requires someone to survive but any women custodes have to be a unit

[queen laurel]

Can a lady not stay a lady if they become a soldier or are you just being a sexist

It's a girl simple as that

[bold wren]

No I am just in a war setting it's not even fair

But gene seed changing you to something beyond human

Would change that

[shadow plover]

Custodians don't have geneseed

[bold wren]

Well they do

[chilly palm]

if they aren't women anymore would that even matter tho, since they aren't even human how would they undermine sister of battle

[shadow plover]

No

[chilly palm]

isnt gene alchemy or somethun

[shadow plover]

Geneseed is strictly space marine thing

[bold wren]

No they have the emperors gene seed

[shadow plover]

Lol

[bold wren]

Custodes are perfect

[queen laurel]

Gene alchemy

[bold wren]

Space Marines use primarch gene seed custodes are tailored

Specifically from the Emperor

[chilly palm]

wait a MINUETE

ITS BAIT

THEY ARE FISHING

STAND DOWN

Put da rods away

[shadow plover]

Yeah seen them baiting here many times the past week

[queen laurel]

Bloom is notorious for being stupid here

[chilly palm]

i respect it

love u bloom

[bold wren]

I'm not stupid here I am just saying if you didn't have insane abilities how are you supposed to survive

But all women and men in 40k are pushed to extremes that well it makes stronger soldiers.

[arctic talon]

Those are grey knights

custodes explictly do not use gene seed

[chilly palm]

its bait wolf

ur getting fished

[arctic talon]

[chilly palm]

stop ittt

[arctic talon]

smh

I fell for it

hook line and sinker

its jover for me

[bold wren]

They're an more perfect space marine custodes

As in they don't use primarch gene seed

It's tailored so specifically is all

[arctic talon]

You want to cite where you're saying Custodes use gene seed

because I have many sources that say they don't use it

[chilly palm]

https://tenor.com/bBHuC.gif

wtf did i just say

[arctic talon]

fun fact we have art of necrontyr faces now

sorta

[queen laurel]

even if we don't explicitly talk with him he will butt into a conversation with the dumbest crap I have ever read

[bold wren]

It's dumb to you

[queen laurel]

Switches topics faster than a depressed girl switches her diseases in her profile

[arctic talon]

or at least how they generally look

Very gaunt lookin

[bold wren]

This is why I left to begin with when I site a source you want to say I am constantly wrong.

[pine wedge]

Custodes are made by an otherwise unexplained process called "gene-alchemy" in which infant children are handcrafted into perfect warriors. It is not said anywhere that they are implanted with geneseed

[arctic talon]

CITE A SOURCE ON CUSTODES HAVING GENESEED

FUCKS SAKE

[queen laurel]

Why can't you prove it then it means you're lying or it's not real

If you can't prove what you're saying then you are lying it's simple as that

[arctic talon]

Because the 8e codex, the 9e codex, and the Liber custodes book in HH

all say they use gene-alchemy on a baby

[bold wren]

I get you a source and you will still find a way to say I am wrong there is no reason arguing here. I can just leave.

[arctic talon]

[queen laurel]

And please do not come back it was peaceful when you were not here

[chilly palm]

https://tenor.com/bTKKU.gif

[celest dome]

If a source can be said to be wrong, then maybe it's not a good source

[bold wren]

It doesn't go one way and when I find something interesting all I do is get shut down and told don't think about it.

[pine wedge]

The process of Primarch- or Emperor- derived geneseed being used to elevate adolescent boys to transhuman status was developed specifically for the Astartes, so that they could be (comparatively) mass-produced

[bold wren]

Custodes are custom tailored by the Emperor himself is all I read.

[arctic talon]

Then don't start saying that they use gene seed?

when its blatantly false?

[chilly palm]

Which primarch would a face and which would be a heel in wrestling

[pine wedge]

None of this btw

[arctic talon]

face, Sang, Fulg(pre fall), Vulkan, Guilliman

[queen laurel]

yeah that's on me

[arctic talon]

heel, Khan, Russ, Ferrus

magnus

[chilly palm]

Fulg def turns heel and have a way better outfit

[pine wedge]

Horus was definitely a face

[chilly palm]

and become more popular

[arctic talon]

this is true

[pine wedge]

John Cena looking ass

[chilly palm]

EXACTLY

primarch wreslting matches

now THAT

would be what I want to see

[arctic talon]

Primarch slap fights on the tabletop/j

[chilly palm]

"HE COMES IN WITH VULKUNS STEEL CHAIR"

[arctic talon]

by the time the game is over both are still alive

[queen laurel]

You would need to put them in a very specialized arena

[arctic talon]

and they've accomplished nothing

[chilly palm]

https://tenor.com/8XPW.gif

this gif is mesmorising

[pine wedge]

General reminder that people are allowed to be wrong and you don't have to jump down each other's throats over it. Just gently correct someone instead of insulting them.

[chilly palm]

even better

hank are we allowed to say the other person is stinky tho

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/salt-a-way-of-life-salty-gif-16108395

[bold wren]

I'm fine being corrected I only have a problem when I am insulted.

I say woefully ignorant things, and I am fine to admit that.

[pine wedge]

See? Just point Bloom towards the Custodes codexes that talk a little bit about how they're made

[bold wren]

Not even the Codex

Google doesn't even say geneseed.

There is a official site that is ran by people

That give the lore.

[pine wedge]

Also I think the Emperor would handmake Custodes when he was alive but right now it's done by the finest scientists on Terra, working in secret deep in the Imperial Palace

[bold wren]

They're explained as a more exacted version of space marines expect without gene-seed.

At least the process of how they transform into custodes.

[chilly palm]

In that chamber they employ a holy and ancient method to create such beings... in ancient terra tongue it is pronounced

"S-ci-en-tific m-eth-od"

and employs something called.. "hypoth-o-nis"

[arctic talon]

gene alchemy whatever it is

[chilly palm]

hypothosis

[arctic talon]

is weird

[chilly palm]

i fucked my the joke

[arctic talon]

since you need like

a baby

[chilly palm]

hank delete mmy comments and ban me

thank you

[arctic talon]

and no additional organs are shove din

[queen laurel]

It's a very slap dash way of saying of changing someone's genetic makeup very complexly

[chilly palm]

They attach ankle weights to toddlers and increase the weight as they grow up

[queen laurel]

And being a baby means I suppose the subject isn't that complex yet because it hasn't developed its body much

[bold wren]

As it isn't just gene-seed that transforms space marines only.

[chilly palm]

Do they mean "baby" as in out of the womb? or fetus

cause I assume changing the baby in the womb is easier than when its out there

[queen laurel]

baby

Just a tiny crying child

[bold wren]

Well Ultra Marines are pure space marines

[chilly palm]

ight

[bold wren]

Some is purer then others

[chilly palm]

do they have a flaw or quirk like the others?

[bold wren]

No

[chilly palm]

huh

i guess having your actual primarch around makes that easier ay

[bold wren]

Ultra Marines are perfect at a biological level

[queen laurel]

no marines that have biological mutations usually come from the cursed founding

[bold wren]

They have no apparent flaws mentioned

Like the blood angels

[queen laurel]

Most if not a good chunk of space marine gene seed says they're pretty stable

[arctic talon]

Like toddler

[chilly palm]

damn

guys the imperium seems pretty evil somethimes...

[bold wren]

I mean they stabilize the gene-seed but how gray knights still exist

When the Emperor is well

Long life spans

[chilly palm]

his body just did that horus didn't actually hurt him

[bold wren]

How do they replace Gray Knights?

If I recall Horus did wound the Emperor

[chilly palm]

They simply take more from all the unpainted models in the world...

[bold wren]

But didn't out right kill him

[queen laurel]

Gene seed is currently harvested from Dead Space marines so it's not far stretched to say that they just harvest it off dead grey knights

[chilly palm]

that was a good joke all of you better have laughed

[bold wren]

So it's just harvested from the dead

Fun

[queen laurel]

yeah

Space marines as they grow make gene seeds inside their body

[pine wedge]

it's like the fremen returning the water from the bodies of their dead to the wells inside their sietches. sort of

[bold wren]

Nobody knows because of all that armor

[queen laurel]

I'm pretty sure every single written custodes has been shown as male up to this point of being admitted as having girls

but people's reaction to them not existing is practically just sexist

There are female super soldiers why are you so loud about it

[bold wren]

Halo exists

Always had female spartans and people loved them

[queen laurel]

yeah and the protagonist of Metroid but apparently in warhammer it's too much

Apparently they think that it's established law and it cannot be changed

[bold wren]

Then again Chief is the weakest Spartan

He is luckiest

[queen laurel]

Isn't he like a Spartan 2 which are like giant and are better biologically

Same as Jorge

[bold wren]

All the female Spartans are just more talented shots then chief

Chief is just a well balanced soldier not a deadeye shot

Like Jorge or his peers like Linda who is a Impressive sniper

[queen laurel]

Physically speaking he's better than the later Spartans

[bold wren]

Linda is the same generation as Chief

[queen laurel]

He's a Spartan 2 and those guys are physical monsters

[bold wren]

She survived a shot to the head

Yeah she got put into a coma but survived

[queen laurel]

spartan two's survived some very nasty stuff

[bold wren]

Linda-058 is an amazing sniper of blue team she is their sniper

She is even better then Jun if I recall

Being a Spartan 2 herself and only one of the few who survived. It was actually as messed up as space marines in halo.

If not even fewer survivors that turned into monsters constantly in pain.

Yeah it got pretty bad that some even turned into walking hulking monsters with tendrils

[queen laurel]

Are you talking about red versus blue?

[bold wren]

No

[queen laurel]

Yeah I was about to say

[bold wren]

Blue and Red team usually respect one another

And know John personally

Red team does

But I get that series existed Blue Team is Chiefs team

[queen laurel]

this blue jackass is probably the physically strongest Spartan you can meet

[bold wren]

Yeah she got hit in the back of head by plasma and knocked out on reach

Plasma to the head isn't exactly good for your armor

[orchid lark]

Thank you for your service Caboose

[errant vector]

Rip Red Vs Blue

[storm jungle]

Idk why people think this is ever gonna be the case lol

[olive ice]

Come reign in general

[storm jungle]

OH NO

[lunar harness]

dont look at general chat rn dilara

xD

the femstodes culture war has come

[storm jungle]

Too late.

[lunar harness]

https://tenor.com/view/imperial-parade-warhammer40k-imperial-guard-space-marines-dreadnought-gif-22382055

[orchid lark]

I hope some of the custodes are also trans identifying

Thats what I really wanted to ve fair

[olive ice]

Just ban people picking fights

[orchid lark]

Finally some awesome trans characters

[olive ice]

Ez

[orchid lark]

If Dilara did that, Dilara would have to ban most of us here AND herself

[olive ice]

Based

[hallow saddle]

Double trans, transhuman and transgender

Double based

[olive ice]

Boots on necks boots on necks

[orchid lark]

Its just unbeatable

[storm jungle]

Its hard because they gotta do a "mask off" first, but we deffo are a bit too lenient lol

since this dumb topic is literally just people not admitting that they dont like women in power armor