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#40k-lore-chat
dusk patrol
I’ve always been Alpha Legion
queen laurel
Show me when you are done to make sure that you are not lying chapter master
dusk patrol
I’ve literally had this pic for like three years
spring cairn
gaslight them
forest orbit
this aint no psyop
viral halo
viral halo
I’m dying
queen laurel
Hes going for it
@dusk patrol when i'm just minding my business for no reason but he decided to make it my problem
storm jungle
BRUH
viral halo
I can’t stop laughing
forest orbit
i legit love when people think thats a meme
spring cairn
outer wave
I love the implication that the dude walks away and leaves his models behind
green loom
Yeap
spring cairn
Free loot for people like me
free lunch*
viral halo
The edit at the bottom makes the pic
green loom
I've been thinking of drawing a female marine just to draw out all the chuds in my follower feed
outer wave
Do it
viral halo
I've been thinking of drawing a female marine just to draw out all the chuds in ...
NO EDERIUS SAVE YOURSELF
storm jungle
Hes going for it
viral halo
but draw them as an IF or IW for maximum hatred potential
storm jungle
No wait
green loom
green loom
Black templar lady
storm jungle
40K GONE WOKE!!!!!
storm jungle
Black templar lady
green loom
That would draw out all the worst ones
queen laurel
for extra "racist 40k fan reaction" points
The warhammer fan when he finally unlocks the ultimate racist achievement
outer wave
The only exception is if you make her really attractive, then they probably will go "OH CUTE ART OOUWGHHHHHHHHHH"
storm jungle
Also related, when this mini came out I almost thought that was a lady
he definitely looks a bit feminine lol
viral halo
I'd draw a normal black templar and just call it a "her"
Post it on /tg too
spring cairn
a man can't even have his cheek bones popping out nowadays smh
rose thorn
Fun fact, most warhammer heads only look like a specific head based off context
green loom
Also my favourite shitpost recently is people posting like, normal looking dudes to transphobes, and them saying they're not men 
rose thorn
With out facial hair
rose thorn
Like all of the cities heads
viral halo
Need more marines with mustaches
green loom
"Your jaw doesn't extend 3 ft from your face, fake male"
viral halo
As a mustache wearer myself I need more representation
rose thorn
Need more marines with mustaches
More handlebar marines
Storm cast have BALLER facial hair
viral halo
https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-artie-arthur-bucco-gif-23068335
Artieeeeeee
Great character
Time to have my protein shake and nutrisystem hot pockets
outer wave
We need more models with big waxed moustaches
rose thorn
outer wave
MORE
rose thorn
outer wave
MORE
storm jungle
Gigachad Kruber
rose thorn
Fr
I can’t imagine a reason for the 5 to not be stormcasts
I wanna make a custom regiment for my guard killteam but I have zero ideas
I could do brood brothers but it would just end up as krieg with one weird claw hand and the genestealer symbols
rocky gale
Is that Rannick in the bottom right?
rose thorn
Is that Rannick in the bottom right?
rose thorn
actually i just resold my slef on the idea of brood brother krieg
arctic talon
Does anyone have a gif of the 10e trailer
Where the tyranid prime rips a terminator in half lol
rose thorn
hey is the discourse minis i remmeber their old tutorials for games like the batman minature game but nwo it seems to mostly be click bait
tough haven
Also my favourite shitpost recently is people posting like, normal looking dudes...
I love this fallacy buster
Just post vague things unrelated to your argument but frame it like it’s damning evidence and watch them lose their credibility as they try to tear it apart
thorn zenith
Is that Rannick in the bottom right?
Prolly not lmao too much hair
crisp heath
Fellas, I’m starting to think, possibly, the emperor of man kind may be a bad person
Also a hypocrite it’s pretty funny the super atheist shows up on the Russ Viking world basically cosplaying Odin lol
arctic talon
Good image tbh
storm jungle
burnt maple
Great art..
tough haven
Also a hypocrite it’s pretty funny the super atheist shows up on the Russ Viking...
Gaslights you into thinking he is a central figure in your religion
"no guys religion is bad I'm not a god"
bold wren
Hi lore chat
golden meteor
Do servitor colonies have brains? I don’t quite get how they work
celest dome
They're like Servo Skull, so no more flesh
golden meteor
So if they don’t have a brain, how are they supposed to process information
celest dome
They've had Cogitator that are used for it
golden meteor
Hm alr
arctic talon
Do servitor colonies have brains? I don’t quite get how they work
They all have cogitators inside them
tulip brook
Why does it remind me of human centipede?
acoustic rock
Do servitor colonies have brains? I don’t quite get how they work
That is Hadron's Sanguinala Tree
plush mason
so a random question just popped in my head, can the chaos gods bleed?
storm jungle
so a random question just popped in my head, can the chaos gods bleed?
Kinda but also no, they'd "bleed" in the sense that their "blood" might be like souls spilling out of them
Its what happened when the elves from warhammer fantasy disemboweled Slaanesh to get most of the souls she vored lmao
plush mason
i see
river walrus
What heretic army armor made of?
storm jungle
carapace/flak
storm jungle
Flak is comprised of layers of ablative and impact-absorbent material, flak armour is effective against small arms, shrapnel and proximity blasts.
Carapace armour is made of densely layered plates of armaplas, ceramite or some other kind of highly durable material. It is heavy to wear and cannot easily cover flexible areas such as joints, but it offers significantly better protection than lighter kinds of armour.
TLDR: Sci-fi nonsense
river walrus
Okay... so lasgun should go throught smaller heretic yes?
storm jungle
yes
river walrus
Okay was all wanted to know
No wait
So atoma metal better then normal metal?
Why heretic not make own tank?
storm jungle
- Atoma ore is better yes
- Also they are making their own tanks, we just dont see em minus 1-2 in a level scenery
orchid lark
same shape as the normal leman russ, but there is there little details here and there that says its their version of it
queen laurel
- Also they are making their own tanks, we just dont see em minus 1-2 in a level...
I can imagine the workers just grabbing a nearby low quality las gun and shooting themselves in the head after getting hijacked in the factory for the 50th time today
orchid lark
like the armageddon pattern, vanaheim pattern and what not
orchid lark
I can imagine the workers just grabbing a nearby low quality las gun and shootin...
they just jump into the metal soup
river walrus
What is metal soup? Is it what metal ones eat?
orchid lark
its the molten metal that we shouldnt touch because its hot
river walrus
Can blow on it
celest dome
Why heretic not make own tank?
Atm were not fighting in places where tanks would be useful to use for either side
river walrus
Oh... okay. But where tank should fight?
storm jungle
Can blow on it
orchid lark
places with no roofs or sewers
tanks dont like people dropping stuff on them, or poking them from below
storm jungle
Tanks fight where ground exists
queen laurel
There is an ongoing war in the surface of tertium we are just the special ops
river walrus
So... Ulgo never fist fight tank?
queen laurel
An ogryn with an iron pipe should be capable of turning a leman Russ into scrap metal
orchid lark
you can big man, just flip it
celest dome
In DT ? Probably not. Only way to make it work would be either a Lord/Assassination or an assignment
plush mason
the tanks we see are using the siege mortar main cannon so in-side a hive-city they coul potentally do so massive damage to the city itself
river walrus
the tanks we see are using the siege mortar main cannon so in-side a hive-city t...
So... Ulgo break them outside of city yes?
Ulgo think could beat tank. Would sneak around and break tanks guns
celest dome
Could get a Sentinel, those would work in theory for a Monster (though apart from the Power Lifter one none really have dedicated melee sets
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/space-balls-spacewalks-funny-megamaid-gif-18342930
Why did they sensor sick?
storm jungle
Beats me
plush mason
its space balls
plush mason
dont bother trying to make sense of anything
river walrus
Neither can Ulgo
plush mason
just follow along and laugh
river walrus
Okay!
storm jungle
Hes cool if you are a Word Bearer fan
river walrus
What is word bearer? Is it people who only want kill?
plush mason
lol
green loom
Why did they sensor sick?
It's not sick, think
What does "blow" mean
storm jungle
they are referring to Megamaid
green loom
storm jungle
shes sucking the air from the planet
LMAO
Literally the most imperium shit ive seen
green loom
Glimsmummer
outer wave
I wish 40k had something as cool as Megamaid....
viral halo
@storm jungle sorry for ping what was the deathwatch book we were talking about yesterday
with the rape sewers
green loom
Sneedwatch
plush mason
with the rape sewers
the what?
storm jungle
Do you wanna know
viral halo
Thanks I have no students today so need some mid 2000s deathwatch kino
storm jungle
🙏
plush mason
Do you wanna know
i assume its something to do with GSC
green loom
Nah it's actually a marine-chapter-run op
Apparently makes nice marines or something
plush mason
ok
green loom
I'm jsut kidding it was GSC
plush mason
lets face it, both are equally expected from 40k
storm jungle
i assume its something to do with GSC
Yep!
A few spoilers few spoilers: ||At first a male inquisition agent goes to infiltrate the cult as a member and basically participated in a cult gang rape to make more alien human babies as to not reveal himself as a spy, the worst part is that he got the feeling the cutl leader knew who he was and forced him to do it anyways. A female interrogator whos overseeing this and infiltrating the cult herlself is later also captured and impregnated (actually impregnated) by the Genestealer cult. ||
||The Deathwatch are sent in to retrieve her and what she's carrying which is essentially a broodlord gestating inside her. The Inquisitor in charge of the mission set her up to be captured by the cult in the first place for expressly this reason, its extremely fucked up and the Deathwatch are equally disgusted about it.||
Keep in mind this is before the GSC got their own army books/more lore where they made it so that sex isnt the only way they can infect other people.
plush mason
yeah
plush mason
even star trek has something like that so im just numb to it
storm jungle
Yeah its Alien stuff
plush mason
yeah
its wild tho, star trek which is all about the positive future has a world where everything that could go wrong has
queen laurel
Yep!
A few spoilers few spoilers: ||At first a male inquisition agent goes to i...
space marines being disgusted will always be a fun thing to see in a book
You know it's horrific when psycho conditioned war machines are horrified by it
plush mason
its the deathwatch, they are only disgusted because its a xeno
storm jungle
Thats true but in this case they are also disgusted by how the female interrogator has been used.
They visibly go "Eurgh..."
queen laurel
They visibly go "Eurgh..."
The other moment was in the black reach ork human farm yeah
plush mason
thats impressive
queen laurel
That one was not for the dreams of the heart
plush mason
The other moment was in the black reach ork human farm yeah
ah yes, the orks the comic relief faction, also the orks: keep humans in breeding camps for food
queen laurel
ah yes, the orks the comic relief faction, also the orks: keep humans in breedin...
I heard human tastes like beef just saying
orchid lark
the very psychic energies of mass ork energies completely wrecking human dna
turning them to an All Tomorrows kinda nightmare
plush mason
I heard human tastes like beef just saying
more like pork
orchid lark
mm long pork
queen laurel
more like pork
ah yes pulled Human
outer wave
Can orkoid spores infect living beings?
celest dome
Not that we know of
outer wave
And if so, wouldnt that make human breeding farms inefficient?
outer wave
Not that we know of
Damn fair
queen laurel
And if so, wouldnt that make human breeding farms inefficient?
The humans that were born in the farm were forcefully trained to react light as a sign of food
The males are also pumped with a lot of drugs to keep them going
So you can imagine this feeding time comes they would shine a flashlight the humans would come to them and feed them food
outer wave
Orks can make drugs?
storm jungle
Yes
queen laurel
~~Orks can make drugs?~~
Painboyz
queen laurel
But they do everything without anesthetia right?
yeah
outer wave
Especially since orks dont really have pain receptors like us
queen laurel
They are naturally pain tolerant
outer wave
Yuh
outer wave
The humans that were born in the farm were forcefully trained to react light as ...
Literal pavlovian tactics
versed ledge
But orks can still feel pain, right?
outer wave
Yes but not the same way we feel pain
Its significantly dulled for them
To the point that they find humans in pain funny simply because its absurd to them
chrome tendon
It's crazy that Abbadon still alive for more than 10.000 years, it seems there's no life limit for a guy like that.
That guy was fighting alongside with Horus Lupercal during the Heresy, seeing him alive it's like seeing a living history.
https://youtu.be/KAV-sScYb9E?si=0btEM7j9hQNXtQRy
green loom
The warp helps in that regard
chrome tendon
Man, Warhammer just keeps getting better and better for me.
outer wave
Hey Warhammer for all of its faults is still a pretty fun universe
outer wave
Fair
viral halo
Hello lore chat chads, chuds, and chadettes
How is everyone's day going
Just had some corpse starch (chicken al pastor) from chipotle
crisp heath
I have beat the chapter 1 boss of rogue trader
Holy shit that dude slapped me silly that very first round
Had to reload a save cause with one attack half my team went down
arctic talon
Holy shit that dude slapped me silly that very first round
||Aurora|| is a hell of a fight lol
viral halo
I'm at the Gymnasium
What's today's workout looking like
viral halo
||Aurora|| is a hell of a fight lol
that shit had me shaking in my boots
crisp heath
I’m not using any pyskers aside from ||inquisitor|| which probably made the fight a little harder then it should be
arctic talon
||Aurora|| is just hard regardless tbh
I highly recomend using Cassia if you want to play on easier mode 
outer wave
What's today's workout looking like
I'm done at around 30-40 minutes so I was trying for triceps, chest, back, hamstrings, and abs
viral halo
I'm done at around 30-40 minutes so <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163> I was tryi...
Goddamn that's the whole kitchen sink
outer wave
I'm bad at actually organizing these
I just go off by what I think I need for the day, do like a couple reps, then move on
At the very least my arms are sore ish
crisp heath
I highly recomend using Cassia if you want to play on easier mode <a:KEKsplode:5...
Nah we dogmatic in this bitch
Gotta be lore friendly
green loom
Siggyyyy
crisp heath
evil
green loom
Have you seen the space marine I drew
rocky gale
But atleast I have Boba tea
viral halo
I just go off by what I think I need for the day, do like a couple reps, then mo...
do compound muscle splits. Like one day do chest and tris, another day do back and biceps, shoulders and legs etc etc. Makes life easier to track and gains quicker than full body workouts
viral halo
Have you seen the space marine I drew
The one you posted in the warhammer discord?
I love the color
green loom
Myes
arctic talon
But atleast I have Boba tea
I like boba, shame i burn so much money on buying it 💀
outer wave
do compound muscle splits. Like one day do chest and tris, another day do back a...
Yeah thats definitely for the best, will try and keep it to two muscle groups for next time
crystal forum
It's crazy that Abbadon still alive for more than 10.000 years, it seems there's...
crazy how long GW milks a character
burnt maple
idk man ive been a fan for 12 years
You're way more cynical than me, then xD
storm jungle
You're way more cynical than me, then xD
Yes.
burnt maple
I've been a fan for 12 years, too. But maybe either didn't go too apeshit on consuming every lore bit available (you know WAY more than me)
storm jungle
burnt maple
Or you simply are cynical xD I still love the charm this universe has.
storm jungle
Its more me realising the setting has a very limited scope and is nowhere near as wide as most people cliam it is.
Also how its basically currently turning into the MCU
because primarchs
lol
green loom
It's a combination of reading and interacting with the fandom
storm jungle
It's a combination of reading and interacting with the fandom
^
I legit have not met a most tiring, racist, fascist, obnoxious fandom in my life
and i was an undertale fan once
burnt maple
XD
green loom
Like I enjoy the setting a ton
storm jungle
I very much learned to disconnect myself from it and do my own things in it.
its been 6 fucking years since the Rift opened and we have no lore on Nihilus but every buttfuck Marine novel gets some attention instead
and the examples go on
burnt maple
Wait, you don't approach like that from the get go?
green loom
I'm gonna be grabbing an audible sub soon to listen to audiobooks while I'm at the gym 
dusk patrol
I enjoy Warhammer 40k
storm jungle
Wait, you don't approach like that from the get go?
This isnt a setting for that
its for toy soldiers
storm jungle
^
the amount of people that also do their own lore-stuff in the setting that isnt tied to miniatures is really small too
green loom
The latter can have the consequence of spawning a deluded type of moron who seeks to argue nonstop and "protect the lore"
You encounter them enough times you learn to just do your own thing lol
burnt maple
Never in my life I met this phenomenon.
green loom
(Which frankly, isn't a bad thing )
storm jungle
also this lol
forest orbit
storm jungle
She's looking at you kid
outer wave
Never in my life I met this phenomenon.
If you were there in the steam forums when Darktide had its first reveal trailer, it was all over the place
storm jungle
storm jungle
If you were there in the steam forums when Darktide had its first reveal trailer...
OH MY GOD
forest orbit
oh no shes getting PTSD
storm jungle
outer wave
YES YES YES
green loom
40k fans be like: "T-the guardsman's helmet i-is 0.2 CMs too thin 
"
outer wave
IM GIVING HER A PTSD EPISODE
outer wave
Oh holy shit thats the whole movie?
outer wave
Holy fuck thats awesome
burnt maple
Like... Dow1. The inquisitor that gave Angelos that hammer. He was black - was enough for me to assume there is no racism as we know it.
Further solidified by lore I read not too long later that human is the "over-species" in the eyes of the Imperium. So, no care for skin color, becauseall are religiously of equal superiority.
But I digress, Emperor bless me and doing my own thing that saved me from racists in this fandom.
forest orbit
Racism absolutely exists in 40k
storm jungle
Yeah i was gonna say
Cadians in the new novels literally treat the non-cadian recruits like they are subhuman, its so funny
forest orbit
LOL
storm jungle
IM NOT EVEN JOKING
They literally say they are worthless and spit on them for being non-cadian
outer wave
Wasnt there a novel where Catachans also doing something similar?
burnt maple
Cadians in the new novels literally treat the non-cadian recruits like they are ...
Well, not surprised tbh...
I mean, planetary racism can ve translated to country racism?
storm jungle
Like... Dow1. The inquisitor that gave Angelos that hammer. He was black - was e...
My point is more that a great majority of the fandom is just racist and fascist, this has been a phenomenon for years now to the point that GW has made two statements over it.
forest orbit
I mean, planetary racism can ve translated to country racism?
Its literally the same thing
look at europe 💀
green loom
Xenophobia is pretty bad
forest orbit
^
green loom
Doesn't have to be towards an alien
burnt maple
Yea. So I am the main offender, lol. I am from Poland for crying out loud.
forest orbit
I mean poles are very racist too so lol
I know because my polish friend always tells me about it 💀
storm jungle
Doesn't have to be towards an alien
The word is literally "hating anything strange/different" yeah
green loom
I'd hazard to say most europeans are racist tbch
storm jungle
people always assume it has to do with skin color lol
when its way beyond that sometimes
lmao
forest orbit
I'd hazard to say most europeans are racist tbch
||They are lol||
green loom
Never ask a woman her age
A man, his salary
And the average european what they think about romani
burnt maple
Never ask a woman her age
A man, his salary
And the average european what they t...
Russian*
Like, I know for a fact I would have time of my life around romanians.
green loom
If you ask a "normal" european about them they'll get real racist real quick
celest dome
Russian*
Like, I know for a fact I would have time of my life around romanians.
Nah, Romani are way less well regarded then Russian, not that Russian are liked
dusk patrol
He’s Polish
burnt maple
I have known of the interplanetary... Relations in 40k and never found them strange. Natural, if anything.
Let us drop the romani topic.
dusk patrol
I promise you, the Polish probably don’t hate anyone more than Russians
storm jungle
I have known of the interplanetary... Relations in 40k and never found them stra...
People can get group-lynched for having grey skin
celest dome
It is better to do so
storm jungle
Imperial populations are extremely xenophobic/hate different "things"
burnt maple
I promise you, the Polish probably don’t hate anyone more than Russians
A tie with germans.
storm jungle
it depends on the planet but most are pretty bad
celest dome
Imperial populations are extremely xenophobic/hate different "things"
Something something purple eye
Something someting
storm jungle
Lmao
in this case it was voidborn people
so literally just normal humans that happened to look too pale and be too tall
💀
green loom
I
storm jungle
burnt maple
Imperial populations are extremely xenophobic/hate different "things"
Yep. Read a comic about cadian regiment encountering vostroyans. How the latter did not even regard them out of spite, because they were nonames.
green loom
Vostroyans are one of the few canonically sexist regiments
storm jungle
Yeah sexism is still a thing
celest dome
They are ?
burnt maple
Oh? Are they?
green loom
Ehh their officer cadre is I think
storm jungle
its generally so female characters in novels can out-do the male antagonists tho so
green loom
Firstborn Daughter is a short story about the first female vostroyan officer iirc
celest dome
Making easy 1st wall to push through
storm jungle
Yeah GW is slightly making most model lines unisex as to appeal to buyers tho so it will probably get revamped at some point.
burnt maple
I always thought vostroyans are those who give the least of shit about one's sex.
burnt maple
Valhallans?
Now, excuse you, vostroyans are more cossack, than russian.
It is a difference.
dusk patrol
Flak Ushanka, the regiment
dusk patrol
It is a difference.
Oh wait I get it
burnt maple
Well, enough they made them distinctive enough.
dusk patrol
All I see is “Eastern European cold people”
storm jungle
^
same company that made "pygmies"
i legit doubt they know much about history in general
💀
burnt maple
As in gw?
dusk patrol
But yes I’m aware of the distinction, there is some clear design differences between Valhallans and Vostrayans in the era they harken to
This does not stop me confusing them endlessly
burnt maple
Thry british, they dont give a shit about anything.
burnt maple
This does not stop me confusing them endlessly
Fair.
storm jungle
Thry british, they dont give a shit about anything.
They have enough to remove/squat it
because it looks bad
same with how back in the day almost every army was just white dudes
or you know women just did not exist
green loom
Que naked nippon bombers
storm jungle
GOD
storm jungle
This does not stop me confusing them endlessly
Also extreme skill issue
dusk patrol
I like the Vostrayan look and concept more though
burnt maple
Kek.
storm jungle
well yeah because they got actual effort
blanche went as far as doing sketches for em
valhallans are just generic soviets because someone at GW watched Enemy at the Gates
lol
dusk patrol
Valhallans are supposed to look kinda like shit
green loom
Valhallans look like me???
burnt maple
Vostroyans are so criminally underestimated.
burnt maple
Valhallans are supposed to look kinda like shit
Because they are. Why?
dusk patrol
Is it gonna be Russian joke
burnt maple
- They are russians in space
- Kubrik Chenkov
dusk patrol
Its just an aesthetic, I’ve seen plenty of people who like the simpler look
green loom
I like it
storm jungle
They are okay to be wrong.
dusk patrol
I also like Mordians so
burnt maple
Like, I know gw wantedto sell the red army vibe with them, but come the fuck on.
dusk patrol
My tastes are pretty clear
storm jungle
oh no yeah they are just bad
like
their entire lore is
"oh my god lets make a commisar character whos entire personality is that charge scene from the movie"
guns down anyone retreating
lmao
theres a reason Chenkov has basically disappeared as a character
burnt maple
Good.
storm jungle
Yeah he was just so fucking bland
burnt maple
Maybe they killed him off screen.
storm jungle
"kills more of his own men than the enemy"
dusk patrol
Tbh the Cain books are more what they’re known for and what matters to them these days
storm jungle
Pretty much
burnt maple
"kills more of his own men than the enemy"
Still awarded like hero comparable to fucking Macharius Solar.
Grinds my gears.
burnt maple
Yep.
storm jungle
especially when the lore confirms guardsmen frag their commissars when they can
Chenkov would be dead in like Week 2
green loom
Valhallan called Twinkov 🤨
burnt maple
And it would be his senior staff strangling him to death with their bootstraps.
dusk patrol
Praetorians are also a fun one, although I don’t love all their art
storm jungle
Bri'ish 💀
twilit musk
blimey
arctic talon
They’re cool
burnt maple
What were called these guys in black armors and metal masks?
green loom
Praetorians are also a fun one, although I don’t love all their art
Woah I've never seen this art of them before
celest dome
Tallarn Desert Raiders for me
dusk patrol
Love the concept of a lawless hellhole creating some of the most disciplined troops in the Imperium from their worst criminals
burnt maple
I mean..
dusk patrol
What were called these guys in black armors and metal masks?
Jannisarries
burnt maple
Either that or you back there on the side of planet your family used to pacify.
burnt maple
I would be a lapdog, too.
celest dome
Praetorians are also a fun one, although I don’t love all their art
Are you sure it's a 40k thing ?
burnt maple
THE shit.
dusk patrol
Either that or you back there on the side of planet your family used to pacify.
It’s more the training to become one arguably sucks worse than just dying
And Mordian already has the highest suicide rate in the Imperium
But they also act as the local “peacekeeping” force
burnt maple
Weren't they the ones who got "privilaged" by pacifying their kin on their rebellious home planet?
And from that rose that culture of fatalistic loyalty?
dusk patrol
No those are Krieg
burnt maple
Hmmm.
burnt maple
The Jannissaries are made up of pilgrims and shit
Based.
Oh, and about the pacifying group I meant Mordians, not Jannissaries.
Sorry if I, uh, made it more chaotic, than it should be.
viral halo
I don't read chat for an hour and there's 300 messages
burnt maple
Hi!
burnt maple
A dip of the first one.
A dip of the second one later...
This chat is fucking depressing.
XD
viral halo
Warhammer Jaded syndrome
burnt maple
Hope I never get jaded then.
dusk patrol
Oh, and about the pacifying group I meant Mordians, not Jannissaries.
No they’re just taken from the worst criminals and used as a peacekeeping force and regiment
burnt maple
And that's what warrants their borderline inhuman loyalty and lack of self-preservation?
dusk patrol
They’re just disciplined as fuck
If you can’t be made to be that disciplined you’ll die.
There’s examples of them standing down daemons, Chaos Space Marines, Death Company
burnt maple
That's what Imeant.
dusk patrol
Their whole thing is they were raised from the worst dregs of society and are now the best
And they’re very proud of it
green loom
I deal with my jade by carving it into art
storm jungle
Lmao good quote
storm jungle
Their bravery is what’s inhuman
They only got like 5 fans its fine
green loom
I at least got something out of my english course
viral halo
green loom
Siggy Soprano
rose thorn
They only got like 5 fans its fine
Those are the British ones right?
storm jungle
LMAO
nah thats Praetorians (most unoriginal name btw)
he was talking about Mordians
the Prussians
rose thorn
Oh I got those two mixed up
OHHHHH
The navy
I thought the Prussians were the first borns
What’s the mordains gimmick besides not wearing armor
storm jungle
What’s the mordains gimmick besides not wearing armor
Diciplined guardsman.
Also keep their gear/uniforms in good condition
thats it
KEK
dusk patrol
What’s the mordains gimmick besides not wearing armor
They wear armor
It’s just under the coats
dusk patrol
Why don’t you have it is a better question smh
crystal forum
i wish i did
dusk patrol
The future is now old man
crystal forum
is that a pun
anyways it's going to take me like 12 years to read 5 warhammer books at this rate
@storm jungle is a cheater who absorbs books through her skull cavity
viral halo
why is antonbruh something you have
my personal server has many things
dusk patrol
anyways it's going to take me like 12 years to read 5 warhammer books at this ra...
Have you considered the issue
crystal forum
my personal server has many things
what other treasures does it hold
dusk patrol
Is within?
crystal forum
Is within?
goes along with my ADHD. i can't commit to shit
dusk patrol
dusk patrol
Mfw I learn my homie also cheated on his Swedish model wife with other Swedish models
rose thorn
Diciplined guardsman.
Oh
storm jungle
<@166943308231344128> is a cheater who absorbs books through her skull cavity
I read so much 40k epubs on my phone 💀
green loom
I wish I could read
storm jungle
bruh 💀
green loom
The Serbian school system doesn't priorities literacy though so I can't
twilit musk
that made me furious lol
rose thorn
40k ass shotgun
Fully automatic sniper scope long barrel shotgun with extended mag
WITH a short stock of course
lavish flint
40k ass shotgun
Most usable shotgun to the imperium
rose thorn
Wasn’t rhere a guardsmen weapon that was just a sawn off
orchid lark
40k ass shotgun
The arbites bolter at home
rocky gale
New Liberators, now this is epic
orchid lark
Havent seen epic be used like that in a while
Makes you think a bacon joke is gonna appear
unborn phoenix
I'm starting to notice similarities between 40k lore and diablo
orchid lark
Ive noticed it with Dune too
arctic talon
New Liberators, now this is epic
I don't like the new helmet ngl
tough haven
Ive noticed it with Dune too
It’s almost as if they were inspired by things lol, I know for a fact dune inspired parts of 40K
orchid lark
I was being sarcastic as a response to wisp
orchid lark
DSLs
golden meteor
40k ass shotgun
Inaccurate, if it was truly 40k it would be like the length of a football, stubby ahh gun
plush mason
and do something stupid like fire mortar shells that drill into the ground to attack their targets
burnt maple
Guys, chill with that cynicism, will ya?
outer wave
So how do souls form when someone is born? Is it a piece of the warp inhabiting a body? Does it imply some sort of reincarnation of the realm of chaos or are all souls completely new?
crisp heath
Most souls in the warp are immediately destroyed by the raw energy unless they're protected by a body
The ones that are strong enough to survive that are eaten by daemons
And the ones that survive that are sent to the Forge of Souls to be turned into weapons
Reincarnation is definitely possible but it almost never happens
From what I've gathered a soul is created when a species that evolved souls is born, not the other way around
outer wave
Huuuuh
celest dome
In lore the process of souls is not yet well understood, if we go with standard fantasy settings it's ripped Warp stuff that is coalesed by the parent's soul or something
soft thunder
Reincarnation is definitely possible but it almost never happens
not sure if it's lore or hear-say, but Eldar pre-fall were able to reincarnate before the Warp was whipped into a tempest by the birth of Slaanesh or something
crisp heath
Yeah they did but Eldar souls are very persistent in the warp
soft thunder
and the whole shaman reincarnation thingy, idk if that's even retconned or not
soft thunder
Yeah they did but Eldar souls are very persistent in the warp
ya very much more interconnected with the warp than humans etc
storm jungle
and the whole shaman reincarnation thingy, idk if that's even retconned or not
Its just never been mentioned since rogue trader
so still not retconned yet just simply "old"
Orks are currently also THE only race in 40k to still be able to re-incarnate as per the Ghazghkull book
soft thunder
Orks are currently also THE only race in 40k to still be able to re-incarnate as...
No shit? Green really is the best then
storm jungle
Yeah we see through Makari that under ghaz he has died like 3-4 times and always came back.
soft thunder
Ghaz, the only green jesus I care about
outer wave
Isnt that just it so happens that each gretchin looks like the original Makari?
soft thunder
Thrall never even reincarnated once
storm jungle
Isnt that just it so happens that each gretchin looks like the original Makari?
They also got his memories
which is like very wonky but hey 💀
storm jungle
💀
outer wave
Damn I cant find a gif of Aang's past incarnations looking back at him
But imagine that but with Makari
storm jungle
storm jungle
but everything changed when Da Krorks exploded 💀
outer wave
Dakka. Krumpin'. Finkin'. And Lootin'. All 4 elements lived in harmony an' good scrappin', bu' all o' that changed when da krorks got krumped.
When da orkz needed him most, Makari disappeared....
outer wave
A literal Last Airbender adventure is happening behind the scenes
storm jungle
🙏
outer wave
YES THIS IS FREAKING EPIC!!!!!
So its Ghaz as the main character, then Makari, Da Mad Dokk Snotgriz or whatever his name is
Who else is part of his seinen team?
outer wave
Where's the Ork loremaster when we need him?
@queen laurel Sir, who else in Ghaz's warband that is a named character that would play a part in his super cool seinen team?
This is important
outer wave
NOOO NOT THE LEGEND OF KORRA ARC
rocky gale
Dread it, run from it. Korra arrives all the same
outer wave
Ew
dusk patrol
<@783504501561753651> Sir, who else in Ghaz's warband that is a named character ...
Orkimedes
Yes that’s a real character and that’s his in universe name
outer wave
Oh yeah I forgot about him
green loom
https://tenor.com/view/korra-take-the-l-the-legend-of-korra-korra-balanced-fortn...
L stands for Lady
wraith lantern
Is it just me or is the solar auxilia guardsmen just look like they are wearing the British 1949 prototype space suit
dusk patrol
It’s just you
wraith lantern
are you sure? people say they look like they are wearing scuba suits but it also looks like the british space suit to me
alpine ingot
Yeah we see through Makari that under ghaz he has died like 3-4 times and always...
more like 30+, Makari turned self deletion into a sport just to spite Ghazghkull for a period of time until the Ork decided to actually apologize to him.
exotic glade
are you sure? people say they look like they are wearing scuba suits but it also...
The helmet is quite similar, yeah
wraith lantern
I was told they are supposed to be like Victorian style future space suit armor and since warhammer was mad in the Uk I thought it might have been inspired by the suits that the British made during the early space race
crystal forum
Is it just me or is the solar auxilia guardsmen just look like they are wearing ...
a "prototype" means it is in some way functional. it was more of an art piece
i now return to the void
queen laurel
<@783504501561753651> Sir, who else in Ghaz's warband that is a named character ...
I mean there's his supportive sidekick that he doesn't kick around as much as the other grots makari
The luckiest grot in the galaxy
outer wave
Yeah Makari is the avatar
rose thorn
💀who the fuck is this clown
Cropped out slur in banner….
BRUHHHHHHHH this man is an absolute clown holy shit
OH GOD there’s MORE OF THEMMM, woke hell diver Ls, woke fallout Ls
outer wave
Gross
rose thorn
bruhhhhh these types of people don’t even know they are the face of what’s being ridiculed in their own fandoms
queen laurel
Cropped out slur in banner….
I returned to this chat to give schrodinger some wisdom regarding orks but I see this first chance I get
My brother in Christ do people have no life to do this
rose thorn
How can you be fans of political satire anti facist settings and promote facisim
Is it power armor?
That’s like the one thing linking all of these
queen laurel
How can you be fans of political satire anti facist settings and promote facisim
Yeah like if you're a fan of something bad on fiction say that you like them because they executed how good they are being bad
But whatever you do not agree with their bad decisions
like people love Jack Horner for being a genuinely good villain in puss in boots not because they agree with him
But because they love how ******* evil he is
queen laurel
You can like Ceasers legion with out agreeing
Exactly same with the imperium
You can like them but don't agree with them
It's not that deep why are some people this ******* stupid
rose thorn
What I’m annoyed about is these people being factually incorrect or making up shit to defend their point
queen laurel
What I’m annoyed about is these people being factually incorrect or making up sh...
people will go to the ends of the earth to make sure they are right
Flat earthers are a good example
rose thorn
It’s not like ‘Ceasers legion has shown to bring order in the worst parts of the wastelands ’ it’s ‘Ceasers legion has the best ending for the wasteland and everyone ends off better’ 
plsss I like the institute, I know they are evil, I can argue for the institute but its more ‘well we are better then the facist BoS’
‘The institute can and will eventually fix the wasteland’
‘But at the cost of waiting out all life being wiped out on the surface’
‘True’
End of story
queen laurel
It’s not like ‘Ceasers legion has shown to bring order in the worst parts of the...
The institute is like another version of the enclave now that i think about it
They think that anyone outside them shouldn't exist and they should have control of everything
rose thorn
Fallout 3 BoS to fallout 4 BoS is the biggest you either die a hero or see your self become the villain
rose thorn
They think that anyone outside them shouldn't exist and they should have control...
Blame father, it’s mainly his fault
Luckily when he dies you can actually try to help the wasteland
But it’s not much
queen laurel
Blame father, it’s mainly his fault
Shame he was raised to be such * ****
That's what you get for being kidnapped by a underground association i suppose
rose thorn
He was the one to set up phase 2 of the synth project and started loads of issues
He dumped off the super mutants in the wastes
He was the one to promote the synths aren’t humans ideology
queen laurel
He was the one to set up phase 2 of the synth project and started loads of issue...
Yeah you know damn well I didn't consider him a son when I first met him
rose thorn
He wasn’t even qualifying to control the institute he was picked because his dad was
Anyway that’s why the railroad is the most based faction in fallout 4
queen laurel
Anyway that’s why the railroad is the most based faction in fallout 4
I agree on you most of the time but they can go rot in hell
rose thorn
The railroad is great idk what you mean
queen laurel
The railroad is great idk what you mean
Yeah yeah OK but that's your opinion and I'm not gonna interfere
rose thorn
I’m doing my first railroad run and like
They are fun
Gorilla warfare
Using real life Underground Railroad strats
Fighting up
queen laurel
Gorilla warfare
if they had actual gorillas i would be taking them every time
rose thorn
if they had actual gorillas i would be taking them every time
Institute does
Also glorryyyyYyY glorry 
queen laurel
Institute does
yes but they are the institute and are cowards that hide underground with their super technology
rose thorn
Glory is amaizng
queen laurel
They still tried to say that me wearing an armored tank is apparently inefficient well let me show you something inefficient my bare hands going up to your face
queen laurel
I mean it’s pretty loud
It's pretty loud but it's a good sign not to fuck with me
And I'm not really the subtle type either
If brute force fixes the problem I'm doing brute force
rose thorn
Also their tourist / agent system is really fun
And they have alot of secret spy stuff
queen laurel
And they have alot of secret spy stuff
Yeah they use a lot of stealth and sabotage to **** you over
I went with the brotherhood because I don't really agree with them but you know they have a giant ship and they have a giant nuclear throwing robot that's a good enough argument for me
arctic talon
Cropped out slur in banner….
how much do you want to bet this trogladyte has never actually done anything warhammer related other then shit memes and complaining lol
rose thorn
how much do you want to bet this trogladyte has never actually done anything war...
Probably all of it lmao
A mod for dank hammer
I bet
queen laurel
how much do you want to bet this trogladyte has never actually done anything war...
troglodyte this ************ is probably a 100 million year old bacteria
rose thorn
He claims he finished all the fallout games except 76 and 4 vr but doenst consider the first to be a real fallout game
arctic talon
troglodyte this ************ is probably a 100 million year old bacteria
single celled organism
queen laurel
He claims he finished all the fallout games except 76 and 4 vr but doenst consid...
of course people didn't adopt the view of fallout
I consider the 2D games separate from the 3D ones
queen laurel
He played 2 and tactics
He played the 2D 2
But doesn't consider the first fallout fallout
queen laurel
The fallout that started his obsession
the literal base of the setting
holy fuck man
I have seen a brain damaged bacteria have more intelligence than that
rose thorn
He also harasses people and stuff but giving him attention is what he wants probs
Probably should have blocked his @ too
Unless he exposes himself
queen laurel
Probably should have blocked his @ too
Yeah ignoring these brain dead people is the best you can do
rose thorn
@wokehammerLs your takes are bad if your alt is here
I know he has an alt in the warhammer 40k discord
queen laurel
@wokehammerLs your takes are bad if your alt is here
Some of them are so incredibly ******* stupid that it seems incomprehensible
like an ork mad boy seems very ******* smart
Compared to them
rose thorn
Also I’m very excited for that fallout show
I might get the models for Fallour Wasteland Warfare
New BoS character and vault dweller stat line
queen laurel
Also I’m very excited for that fallout show
Best fallout quote better than war never changes in my opinion
rose thorn
Oh and ghoul character
rose thorn
Best fallout quote better than war never changes in my opinion
Yea that sums up every faction fallout game
rose thorn
Best fallout quote better than war never changes in my opinion
Also they reuse set locations from the walking dead which is really cool
I was surprised recognizing some locations
What state is the show in any how
queen laurel
Also they reuse set locations from the walking dead which is really cool
And the power armor actually looks pretty decent
I would even say pretty good
rose thorn
That was my biggest warning tbh
I mean
Worry
Even cosplay power armor looks uh
Bad
queen laurel
That was my biggest warning tbh
they can't really recreate the heavy feeling of an armored tank like 4
rose thorn
But nah they went hard
queen laurel
So I'm willing to give them a pass on this one
rose thorn
They got the body shape right
queen laurel
Because you need heavy CGI to recreate power armor movement
rose thorn
Considering the fallout 4 armor literlaly stretches your model
queen laurel
Considering the fallout 4 armor literlaly stretches your model
yep
rose thorn
Also I like the helmet thing
queen laurel
I like feeling like a walking tank but that one was a bit weird
rose thorn
They got the scale correct which is hugeeeee
queen laurel
They got the scale correct which is hugeeeee
If that's how power armor looks like I wonder how the Super mutant would look
Because I'm pretty sure they can imitate like a big super mutant guy with the help of costumes and makeup
rose thorn
Idk if they would do super mutants
queen laurel
Idk if they would do super mutants
Yeah they have very weird lanky proportions
Especially the ones in four
rose thorn
It’s mainly stuck to the coasts
queen laurel
I can't even think of recreating the ones in three and new Vegas
queen laurel
Easy and west coasts are the only places with actual population of mutants
I would love for them to somehow include a death claw though
that's like the most iconic fallout creature i'm pretty sure
queen laurel
It’s in los Angelos?
I mean I'm pretty sure they escaped right
and they practically repopulated into their own species now
so maybe
rose thorn
There should be super mutants then actually if that’s correct
Il@so dumb
Im@so*
Wrong fallout tv show
Wiay no it’s right
Okay so
NCR territory
Supermutant are legally recognized
queen laurel
Supermutant are legally recognized
but super mutants that don't immediately maul a settler are rare right
rose thorn
Super mutants are wild animals they just are inconsistent in their intelligence, but hostile mutants were in the process of being pushed out in 2 I believe
Legally super mutants have the same rights as humans
queen laurel
Super mutants are wild animals they just are inconsistent in their intelligence,...
I think the asexual reproduction ones are in three if I recall
Because each game has a different super mutant
rose thorn
I think the asexual reproduction ones are in three if I recall
No they just don’t reproduce
queen laurel
No they just don’t reproduce
oh yeah mmy bad
queen laurel
No they just don’t reproduce
I'm pretty sure there is like two types of super mutants right or three
rose thorn
Many hostile super mutants kidnap ppl and dunk them in the dark tide grim dark slime
queen laurel
The ones in fallout 3 and the master
I think also fallout 4 because it's a different type of strain
My memory is not good with fallout lore
OK I think I'm pretty on the money here
There are three strains of super mutant I'm pretty sure
rose thorn
Original who are made by master who are in one two and nv
The ones in 3 are due to a disease made by the FEV that made supermutant
In 4 it’s the institute messing with the old FEV stuff
76 it’s specially prewar supermutant kidnapping ppl to dunk them in the juice
queen laurel
Original who are made by master who are in one two and nv
The ones in 3 are due...
Pre wat
Before the nukes dropped?
rose thorn
Yea
queen laurel
my god they have been there for a long time
rose thorn
Super mutants are pre war
Pre war ghouls Windigos moth men
Who else uh
Jabberwocks
Death claws
Floaters
queen laurel
Floaters
Even back in the industrious age of technology people are stupid nothing changes huh
rose thorn
Oh the snake coyotes and cazadors are pre war
queen laurel
Oh the snake coyotes and cazadors are pre war
For fucks sake of cola company has the military power to take down a small country
rose thorn
For fucks sake of cola company has the military power to take down a small count...
Coke a cola literally improved the mini nuke
And have countless military contracts
queen laurel
Coke a cola literally improved the mini nuke
yeah gave it the blue mushroom cloud and everything
arctic talon
I wonder if bethesda
will follow the whole
vault tech started the nuclear apocalypse thing
rose thorn
They confirmed it in 76 is what I heard
arctic talon
sick
queen laurel
vault tech started the nuclear apocalypse thing
ah Vaultech that sure reminds me of the atrocities committed by the imperium
arctic talon
Vault tech's vault of 99 men and 1 woman and 99 woman and 1 man 💀
Or the 10 people
and a panther I think?
or some other big cat lol
Vault tech is so comically evil
rose thorn
Found it
Okay so
Vault Tec set off the first bomb to get the experiments started
Idk if the plan was to start the war
rose thorn
Or to scare people into running into the vaults
And accidentally started the great war
queen laurel
Or to scare people into running into the vaults
I'm pretty sure the US was having a war with China right where they winning or losing
rose thorn
But they did activate nukes
rose thorn
I'm pretty sure the US was having a war with China right where they winning or l...
The resource wars was a Cold War with some conflict
queen laurel
The resource wars was a Cold War with some conflict
ah that makes sense
arctic talon
So vault tech started the fucking nuclear annihlation of the entire planet
rose thorn
OH YEHA enclave is pre war
queen laurel
Enclave is the US government
Explains why I try to gun them down on site
rose thorn
The enclave was established pre war and hand dealings with vault Tec
arctic talon
I like uniting literally every one in FNV to murder the legion because I find the idea
rose thorn
And the main theory is vault tec started the bombs to start the vault experiments to basically perfect enclave living in space stations
rose thorn
Can’t you get the BoS to work with the legion?
rose thorn
That’s even funnier
queen laurel
I like uniting literally every one in FNV to murder the legion because I find th...
me upon convincing Caesar that I literally didn't activate the Super army under his base instead of exploding it
rose thorn
I appreciate fallout nv’s allowing jsut complete and total collapse
You ca n just make the war even worse
For everyone involved
queen laurel
I appreciate fallout nv’s allowing jsut complete and total collapse
You could literally get up out of being saved and just decide that the world needs to burn
And they have a fail safe built in too
yes man my man
arctic talon
Can’t you get the BoS to work with the legion?
You can't get the followers to work with the legion though lol
rose thorn
You can just straight up betray the legion too
rose thorn
Just like, recruit the enclave bos khans to the ncr
queen laurel
of 3 groups that all fucking hate each other
I deem it this mandatory exercise to go to the legion camp and kill everyone there including Caesar
rose thorn
Or legion
queen laurel
And make them collapse upon each other
rose thorn
And then give mr house his robots
queen laurel
As a regular exercise
arctic talon
lol
rose thorn
the khans going with the followers
Yeah that’s the ending I prefer
IDAHO IDAHO IDAHO IDAHO (I’m from Idaho)
queen laurel
feels better to me ngl
They are very very tough surviving multiple slaughters until I came along
rose thorn
I love the Idaho empire
queen laurel
But I do mostly save them
When I just don't feel like saving them I just gun them down who is going to miss them
rose thorn
Oh yeha what’s everyone’s preferred fallout 4 faction
I feel like that’s the most like
Argumentative fallout subject
queen laurel
Oh yeha what’s everyone’s preferred fallout 4 faction
i went BOS because they have pretty fun weapons and I'm not really subtle in my tactics
I do find it funny that I can bring Curie with me in the ship
And they don't complain
arctic talon
I'm so sad
the Followers don't have their own ending
like planned
they aren't even relevant at Hoover dam
beyond the fucking resupply kit lol
rose thorn
LMAO
rose thorn
tbh that kit saved me a few runs
rose thorn
NO ONE SHOWS UP
Supposedly they are providing aid
Mainly because I forget to like
Save up
At all
And I forgot to bring supplies
queen laurel
beyond the fucking resupply kit lol
Me convincing the boomers that they shouldn't just be old people living in a secluded place and actually blow up people
arctic talon
Supposedly they are providing aid
I know they are but just like put some NPCs at the start or something 
I wana see random followers of the apocalypse NPC 1 and 2
and yeah that med kit is very good lol
queen laurel
I wana see random followers of the apocalypse NPC 1 and 2
I don't really invest a lot of my resources on the followers of the apocalypse in fallout new Vegas but do they actually support and become a superpower or something
Because I try to help them and they don't seem to improve like at all
queen laurel
No I just like them ngl
So they unfortunately don't have an ending
Well that's a bit sad
rocky gale
One of the creators of OG Fallout confirmed in an interview a while ago that it was China that fired the Nukes first because they discovered the US was developing the FEV virus in secret.
green loom
Cropped out slur in banner….
Oh that dude is a degen serial harasser
Ignoring him is best
I'm not unconvinced it's all a grift but he's very annoying regardless
viral halo
Hello chads, chadettes, and chuds of the lore chat, hope you all have a wonderful day/night
outer wave
Bros they're gonna squat Beasts of Chaos.....
shadow plover
Least interesting warhammer faction, rip bozo
orchid lark
queen laurel
Bros they're gonna squat Beasts of Chaos.....
My guy beast of chaos was already done when they didn't give them this guy
celest dome
Bros they're gonna squat Beasts of Chaos.....
In AoS ?
celest dome
Damn, 3 persons will be forced to move to Fantasy I guess
outer wave
Still sucks to see
queen laurel
I have never met a person here who would say I am a fan of beasts of chaos
celest dome
Now that I think of it, one of my ex was planning on starting one
outer wave
Oof
queen laurel
Now that I think of it, one of my ex was planning on starting one <:KEKW_ogryn:1...
damn you noticed a red flag
celest dome
It's a good thing, she already has 2 AoS armies
celest dome
damn you noticed a red flag
Haha, I was the one that introduced her to it 
(she was in Gundam before that)