#40k-lore-chat
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What would they call a condom
The one planet where they call corpse starch "Soylens Veridians" SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS NOT CLEVER
"life catcher"
No babierium

this is why I can't justify spending $40 on a 40k novel.
I think the most clever reference I’ve picked up is one of the Ventris novels make a Of Mice and Men reference and the planet it happens on is named after John Steinbeck’s hometown
Boo
Lots of Arabic roots in english and spanish
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltwort
Oh, if you burn it you get soda ash
Saltwort is a common name for various genera of flowering plants that thrive in salty environments, typically in coastal salt marshes and seashores, including:
Salsola and related genera within subfamily Salsoloideae
Salicornia
Tecticornia
Sarcocornia
Suaeda
Halogeton
and others: the above genera are in the family Amaranthaceae, which contains ...
bruh
which you can then use to put bubbles in things
I like it when etymolgy teaches you minecraft recipes
I love teaching students where words come from and getting asked if I know what rizzler means
Uh-- anyway-- I need help figuring out how to describe alien insect ecosystems
Do ants still exist in 40k?
Would a random imperial colonist know what birds are?
Or is the biology in 40k just kinda... make it up for each game/book etc
I used to read those big Star Wars info books in the Borders before the lore reset, so I know a lot of big property sci-fi is basically "random intern put some notes on a picture of a prop to justify 120 pages of product"
Everything still has the capacity to exist
It all depends on what you want to convey imo
^
Depends on the context
ask your questions here we can try to answer them lol
I love writing explanatory essays

Well the blurb for one of the frontier worlds implies there are forests, so I wanted to give Eyes an experience with a non-human complicated system, ie an alien ecosystem-- as a formative experience in how complex systems work (which in turn helps her not get eaten, enslaved, or Black-Shipped).
It depends on how advanced they are
If it’s like a feral world no
But if they speak low gothic and have a vague understanding of them being in the Imperium
Then probably yeah
Yeah some humans in 40k also literally never see the sky in the worlds they work/die at lol
so you can go about it either way
one of the best parts of 40k is how wide you can homebrew
Basically
Child of workers on a frontier logging company-- camp is attacked by native insects resulting in Eyes being orphan'd at the age of 7- then brought back to a hive city for an Administratum Orphanage (any details on how childcare/education works? Moebians are supposed to be vaguely civilized I think?)
I'm assuming that the orphanage system is grimdark and doesn't work, so Eyes learns about Administratum incompetence, has to get by via street urchin ganger shit
I think there's capacity for some sort of non-schola orphanage to exist on a world like Atoma
Leads to nickname, surviving by quick wits and cynicism
Since all nobles and kids of fallen military are inducted into the schola progenium
finds other low level rogue psykers in the outskirts and wastes where "how to not become a warp demon" is taught
So the only "official" orphanages in 40k are the Schola Progenium which psykers cannot attend to for obvious reasons. Non-government orphanages could definitely exist but instead of Administratum you would need to make it something like Ministorum who are literally just the catholic church
Maybe the Water guild grabbed him
And piled him in with a secret enclave to covertly boost their power via psykers
Necromunda style
How easily are psykers detected? I'm thinking that Eyes knows not to do anything that gets her put on a black ship
Basically if they actively show off their powers or get snitched on
Inevitable incidents
^
Outbursts
Something that will happen to a normal person will happen to you eventually and your psychic powers will react to it
Yea, definitely the theme here is "I've noticed that being noticed by bigger systems usually results in bad outcomes for ants, for logging camps, and for other psykers, I think I'll try to keep this to myself as long as possible"
Heinrix in Rogue Trader got taken to the blackships after he accidentally fried his aunt
iirc
Yep lol
His aunt and pet lizard actually
It's an innate thing you need to hone, and until honed will naturally trigger
So if you absolutely want Eyes to be in the administratum have em be basically taken in as an easy to dispose indentured servant to a scribe-hub led by the Administratum
beause growing up as a literally nobody book-carrier in a place like that they would see a ton of fucked up stuff.
Most administratum workplaces can have literaly gang-wars over what type of paper to use lmao
or literally dig through documents with shovels from HOW MUCH useless shit there is on their stations
No I don't care which bureacratic system fails her specifically- but a position where learning more about how fucked up the imperium actually is would explain a lot of the in-game dialog
I was thinking maybe eventually contact with astropaths-- other sources of widespread information beyond what the blunts know
yeah then you can choose between two flairs, Failing Paperhouse or Fascist Catholic Church, but since you are basing her on Loner i think Administratum works the best since they are the backbone of the imperial war machine and Loner comments a lot about hte Imperial tithe
Just being real, a lot for the Darktide characters know way more than they should
And talk way to freely about it
It depends
the banter was written by 7 Black Library authors
who literally get approval from GW ontop of that
so its whatever really
Honestly- if you're not near a commissar- and you're already condemned as a reject, who gives a shit what you know, right?
Pretty much
I don’t care much but there’s a level of just suspending disbelief at some stuff
Ehhh it depends
like a lot of the shit they say is common knowledge
also hearsay/rumors
they say so before yapping
Like the Grey Knights reference is a bit much for example
I'll bet 99% of the rumours come from the veterans
the game is post-rift and the Dark Imperium makes it clear that the GK are essentially operating in the open at this point
so you can just surmise it as another "rumor"
The thing about fascist dictatorships trying to keep people from talking is-- the competence necessary to keep people from knowing stuff would require that the people enforcing it know stuff, which just breaks down pretty fast.
Yeah but it’s only been a few years
The game takes place during the Plague Wars so kinda
And yeah this
news travel
people gossip
you also serve onboard an Inquisitorial/Hereticus vessel
LOTS of juicy rumors there
Plague wars is such a weird trilogy, goes from bad to good to bad to good over and over
And Psykers can talk without being near each other, and without a Commissar ever being able to find out
||Its just shit.||
|| cato sicarius was cool in it ||
I feel like this is kinda not selecting for the fact that news traveling within the Imperium is vastly different than news traveling between some towns in a country under a dictatorship
I mean we arent just random schmucks at some point though
we are an elite kill-team of Hereticus agents
its why the dialogue actually changes as you level up
I can agreed they might have heard some stuff aboard a inquisitorial vessel
I just think the GKs thing feels like a bit much especially with how they’re portrayed in novels where people are basically always confused as to what they are unless they’re extremely high command
Yeah but at the end of the day we cant really say much since again this is written by Black Library staff, big names like Ward and Aaron Dembski Bowden included, so its very much just whatever.
Even for recent stuff
and its just one line amidst 50,000
Aboard a ship full of people from all over the sector. Remember all the imperium's economic, military information has to pass through an Astropath's brain. There must be a general understanding of what's going on, if a substantial portion of the crew is psykers.
That’s not how astropaths works though, especially for inquisition vessels. They’re not some open link.
If psykers CAN talk to each other over interstellar space- they're gonna, right? Even if not for official business.
Not for us for sure, the Inquisition is very aware psykers can talk to each other
If the astropath chamber is not that well protected yes
Astropath are just the modem 
They’re not letting their astopaths talk to anyone
theres definitely nothing stopping you from listening in but its risky lol
There’s a few novels which go into the encryption on astropathic messages
Especially for Inquisiton
this sums up psykers fairly well
Shit literally kills you if you try to catch it without knowing how to decipher it
And the astropaths themselves can’t actually read it
They’re getting some like “package” of info with no way to decipher it
Right, but-- its like netrunners in Cyberpunk- if the possibilty of information exchange exists, there would have to be a black market for the information
I imagine a lot of gossip spirings from Hallowette and her fellow rogue trader crew
And we haven’t seen that for 40k beyond the highest level
You don’t have random psykers listening in on the most heavily encrypted stuff
Even if you're not going after encrypted inquisition chatter, you might just be linking up to other low level communications
Have you read anything regarding how they encrypt stuff?
But if you see that corpse starch merchant Severa on Atoma has a shipment 3x bigger than the previous cycle-- you might be able to figure out that there's a war on
Honestly again, information always slips, its not that big of a deal
No-- are you saying all astropathic communication is only via sanctioned psykers doing solely their jobs?
It’s not as simple process as “you listen in”
Astropaths don’t even know what they’re sending a lot of the times
Do psykers have the capability- outside of official channels-- to communicate over long distances?
So, only astropaths can get on the internet?
Pretty much
its the most "reliable" way
the other spread of information is through crewmen like the sea age back in the day
Some can
It varies
If you are like a super-psyker
They don’t all have the same ability
Who's abilities are also just "author demanded this at the time"
Tigurius is basically the best at being a super astropath beyond the Alpha+ level ones the Custodes use
Who pick up messages from the future
Just from reading the wiki, it seems like the process of communicating via warp is dangerous-- but of course everything a psyker does is dangerous--, but not impossible to do without official training
Yeah because hes a fucking mary sue

He can just send messages vast distances
They’re alpha+ astropaths
Not anything else
Darktide psykers are what, Gamma/beta level?
They are pretty high but uhhh
one in a few million
What about Sigma Psykers
They are more Zeta/Epsilon
on that grind
They make them mew for years on the black ships
Guy with one hand just walked past my office window- Bjorn reference?

point being- it seems like enough human psykers would have the ability to do some kind of interstellar communication-- and interstellar communication would be valuable enough-- that one could reasonably expect a psyker who doesn't immediately implode to be able to get some additional information about how the galaxy works from other psykers in similar, non-official positions.
basing this on the fact that generally speaking in real life, when populations of people who are persecuted when they're discovered exist, they tend to find ways of communicating survival techniques to other members of that group
Unfortunately my Alpha+ Astropath warned me of this and it was a decoy me
Yeah the only issue though if the distance is like planetary it can get very unfeasible.
It might be more realistic to just have Eyes "pluck" information from off-worlders
that is much more believable in her power level
Maybe but we haven’t seen this be a thing, especially as said if you go to a galactic scale
Astropaths are very specially trained and they link into systems and choirs which enhance their power
It’s very notable that Tigurius is able to send messages as far as he can and it’s a huge effort
Controlling psyker power isn’t easy and it’s dangerous to just throw stuff out into the void
It’s not like they’re linking minds across distances
They’re sending basically emails to whoever catches it
And it’s not a simple matter to know how to catch them and read them or send them in a way which is easy to figure out
There’s a reasons astropaths have to be trained
There's a few lines about xenos sorcerers and others listening, which just makes me think that--- If I had access to the immaterium, I'd be spending time listening too
Plus, there’s many organizations which are actively looking for shit like that
though it fully makes sense that the majority of information is vibes and images
Yeah that happens a lot, info-fishing is pretty widespread
still seems like you'd figure some stuff out if you're bright
Well yeah
It’s hard enough figuring it out with heavy training if you are
or like I said just plucking stuff from people
at least anyone that wont notice lol
Like picking stuff up in a hive or within a world is one thing
It’s way different to say you’re reading what’s going on from galactic messages without any training
Doesn't the Seer psyker explicitly have a line in with an aspect of the Emperor?
It has some warp being who talks to it
Not exactly clear what
Also seeing as they probably have been to Terra or somewhere and were bound
I mean, if it's not the Emprah, it sure knows an awful lot about stuff, and hasn't exploded into a warp gate yet
I also figure 40k lore is not exactly consistent on power scaling or how the rules all work
Its very likely it is an aspect of the Emperor
people say its a daemon but like it helps the team WAY too much
also actively tells the Seer what to do, which ability to use, which way to go, etc
maybe some daemons are less murdery than others though
Or that yeah
it could as well be a unalligned daemon thats not too evil and just bored lol
I feel like I shouldn’t have to say why talking to a warp being and getting info from them might be unreliable or bad
I like the idea that the warp is so dangerous largely because the galaxy is so fucked up-- that the realm of ideas and thought and souls is a reflection of realspace-- so while evil brainworms seem to be the most prevalent, the warp isn't evil by necessity
Maybe but it’s a moot point
Just that-- you tend to attract the attention of predators when you're undefended
Well it would leave space open for non-predatory entites in the lore if it works that way
It’s not that kinda universe
Its possible.
Just extremely unlikely
like you would need to get billion in 1 chance lol
Same as the way nature works- yes there's lots of eating things ass first while they're alive, but flowers and fruit and whatnot are still valid survival strategies.
There’s a hell but there’s no heaven is how I always describe 40k
Basically yeah
the Warp's issue is its 99.9% hostile
its why the Seer talking to an Emperor aspect is more feasible in comparison
You might be used by a warp being who will actually assist you because it benefits it for whatever reason
It’s not impossible but it’s just a bad idea
For obvious reasons
Sure- flowers help bees for a similar reason
“Daemons always lie” is a common line
I get the sense that a lot of the information we have in the setting might be slightly polluted by the fact that its coming from Imperial sources, and the Imperium is explicitly-- incompetent and evil
Even when they’re telling you the truth they’re not, there’s always an angle basically.
Even for ones like Vashtorr where he’s “fair” he knows he’s giving contracts they can’t fulfill most of the time
It’s no different from other sources
I’d suggest reading the many books which deal with it
They're all $40 and often bad

Telling not whole truth is technically no lie. Or omitting cause of some offer (cause being the offermaker)
okay Saul Goodman
The point of the line is you can’t ever trust them
It’s not literal
XD fak off.
Your honor, if you are what you eat, then my client Jeffery Dahmer is an innocent man.
Your honor, my client here is a raving bitch and therefore can't be judged as a person.
Case dismissed
Thank you.
Basically a good chunk of the lore is pretty much canon, theres some inconsistencies but its more because BL goes through writers like cheap prostitutes on the street
40k ever rarely retcons its lore
Once you spend enough time in the setting its pretty easy to wrap your head around it
The comparison xD
It’s very clear in novels generally when we’re getting propaganda vs the real thing
It’s not meant to be a “but did this actually happen?!” For novels
Expect if you’re a hack writer like Brooks
And you slap that onto your Alpha Legion book cause you’re a jackass
I fucking hate Alpha Legion.
Hurrdurr, Alpha Legion am mystery?!
No they’re not people just keep acting like they are smh
this is not a strength of the setting imo haha
It is not indeed.
Yeah its not
anyone saying the opposite is coping af lmao
Literally just know the general lore + read books
^
thats basically best you can do
Yea. Don't bother with lore iceberg.
its the same reason i fucking hate the quote every fan spout sof "Everything is canon" like... no it isnt lmao
^
Jokes aside if you actually read books/lore you get more power over people.
This isnt even exaggerating
You can actually be the ACKSHYUALLY guy and can't be called out for it.
Not to worry
You will still be called out despite people not reading the damn book
You’ll never win
I want to get my hand on the "Spear of the Emperor" book. Among others, less... Obvious ones.
The hordes of meme lords and TikTokers are endless
💀
But I like to argue about dumb stuff in the internet so
Fiiii e.
No head squig
More disinformation
Like squig sausage
I’m joining the war against disinformation on the side of disinformation.
Ulgo, do not eat squigs!


Wait is orque something bad
Eh I can’t find something so whatever
Morgan Freeman: But as it would later turn out, the age of man was not in fact over.
Too late!
Throne dammit!
It's the the french spelling of orca
and I think fantasy orcs are translated to orque aswell
Mix em up, put both orc and orca through an unholy marriage
Broad term for titan legions and auxiliary bros
Also referenced as the Adeptus Titanicus(featuring in the game of the same name(
Titan legions
yep orks are actively bad, they have shown they can
they are moving away from the other worst slavery aspects some more now tho
The beast part was mostly because well they were pretty much lucky they got even that smart
The setting right now mostly has reduced the risk of you getting turned into a slave farm
Humies can’t work as good as orks anyways, not worth keeping
I imagine that’s how’d they’d look at it
Probably too much hassle to keep them alive when you can just have grots do it for a lot less hassle
Yeah 40k orks are extremely racist and violent
its not like other fantasy settings where you can at least team up with one or two at times lol
only AOS orruks are the closest you can call to an ally out of the three warhammer settings
Fantasy orcs are probably the most violent type
the 2nd that you can work with but still violent is 40K
AOS it's violent but they are apparently hilariously also the most reliable

I dont mind people having a bad day, as long as I get treated to the schadenfreude
Love that
This place is home to the most dangerous monsters around
( us )
We are our own enemies and allies

I wouldn't say racist
Why are they racist then, give me a solid argument? You want me to give solid arguments, and sources to my claims.
If you can't give me a argument your claim is anymore true, then anything I say.
prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized.
Orks actively do all of these things
They also always claim anyone that isnt "Green" is a weakling that should be killed on the spot because they are weak and dont have an Orky look like they do lol
To be honest that isn't entirely true, whilst green is a color of power. They have the same treatment anything weaker, or even smaller then them gets the same treatment in their species.
....
And yet the still actively wage war to cause chaos and also enslave and eat people lol
Read any ork book like Brutal Kunning, the thing of "well humans arent green so they should die" is brought up constantly
Orks are very primitively tribal
"You look different so you should die"
lmao
It's done indiscriminately, and not based on skin color.
So no it wouldn't be racist, despite it's evil to enslave people usually people weaker or smaller then them it wouldn't be racist despite it's a evil thing to do to enslave people and eat them.
Racism is basically indiscrimately killing anyone different than you because [insert excuse here], this includes different species.
Dont think so hard about it.
But the thing is that they also kill their own, and anyone who is remotely weaker even their own. Orks will tear apart anyone they see weak, so once again no.
Everyone in 40k is xenophobic, thats literally half the joke of the setting lol
And again, do I need to grab any excerpt where orks refer to anyone that isnt "green" as bad.
Can you genuinely just stop 💀
Why because they're not racist? I'm not saying they're not evil in their choices.
?????
Okay you know what, you win.
Your weird ass sentences legit are giving me a headache
I need coffee
Vivid being his usual self I see
I think he says they can't be considered racist because their murders aren't racially motivated. But they're racially motivated and they think orks are better than everyone and kill anything different with extreme prejudice. It's textbook racism.
Really, that's the common theme for every faction and the setting has nothing to do with nuance and rhetorics
Pretty much yeah, literally everyone in 40k is racist lol
Thats like half the joke
Its not too in your face with orks but the amount of times they go "Your skin isn't green so I'm gonna smash you for that" is like constant.
Even with how they care about the Grots
They mostly don’t
Tyranids aren't racist, another win for the bugs
Lictors and gaunts and tervigons living in harmony
I think like half of ork kind would have a cute kitten companion because cats are kunnin' and killas, but the other half of the orks keep eating their kittens
It sounds exactly like what they do with squigs
I feel the reason why some people are hesitant to call orks racists is when someone who Orks view as inferior show that they are stronger, Orks would not invent reasons why it's actually them who are still stronger, but instead would challenge those that overpowered them
Most of the time it's "my favorite faction can't be that bad" copium
It generally happens with sm fans but orks aren't racist was kind of a hot take
VIvid at it again
Average comedically evil faction fan vs the strongest space marine evil denialist
I worded that terribly
There
racism is a very human phenomenon with a specific relation to human societies. it does not, in any meaningful way, apply to the xenophobia displayed between the various alien species of the 40k universe
fundamental to the concept of racism is its basis in the merely pseudoscientific (at best) definition of "human race", and the even less scientific specific racial designations that various groups create and apply to themselves and others.
alien species are not related to each other. there's no pseudoscience at play when a human points at an eldar, or whatever, and says "THESE guys are DIFFERENT from us". whether or not the following hatred is rational is a different discussion, there's definitely xenophobia, but it's not racist to say "these guys are not the same as me", which is the root of all racism in humans.
Orks literally don't have any redeeming qualities whatsoever, even if you say they are not racist they have committed a hilarious amount of war crimes on the daily
And like they are actually racist
At most space marines will view Votaan and Eldar as sentient while seeing all others (so like 2) as just animals
Oh yeah space marines might see Votaan as humans
Yeah the other bad factions have some redeeming qualities except a few and orks are in the except
They are war mongering green mountain of muscles that got their hands on very destructive weapons

So yes it is about xenophobia.
Xenophobia is just scifi for racism. Even though racism would be a correct term since race is another word for species
Pretty much yeah its more or less the same thing.
Racism very much exists in 40k lol
of course it is
I'm literally just getting done reading a book where pure blooded Cadians spit and harass non-Cadian recruits that were trained by them because they did not grow up in their homeworld like they did
I disagree
now that is racism
Yes.
But basically yeah orks are speciecist like anyone
humans literally call them "greenskins" lmao
but how Orks view other alien species has nothing to do with racism, is my point.
They should have brought up how even though they grew up in their world they were not strong enough to save it
At least humanity ozymandias their shit and or church only giving food to starving people of the same religion into being sorta united
racism as a sociological phenomenon is about how members of ostensibly the same species or group find ways to "other" their own kind anyway, and then enact alienation etc. based on that (arbitrary) distinction

Xenophobia and racism very well can apply to other species.
If we met aliens that were like us IRL it would still happen
theres no other better befitting term for it
Eldar and drukhari as an example
Pretty much
Hating a sapient creature for no reason than them being that sapient creature is basically
Just racism
I wanna see that terrible ass race tier list but in 40k made by an eldar or tau or something
It's not that deep
Like
Yeah i dont really wanna get too deep into this though the point is any living sentient being enters this sphere
‘Number one is the tau species’

My analysis of the race options in Baldur's Gate 3.
My Hardcore Ruleset: https://www.reddit.com/r/AestusGuides/comments/15oj00i/aestuss_hardcore_baldurs_gate_3_rules/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Rankings:
S-Tier: Duergar, Deep Gnome, Half-Orc, Lightfoot Halfling, Strongheart Halfling
A-Tier: Drow, Wood Elf, Githyanki, Wood Half...
Something like this?
Nah this shitty video made by basically a Neo Nazi got popular a while ago
xenophobia, without the specific meaning of racism, does just fine
Its pretty much the same thing.
"With such low warp presence, are Tau even sapient?" 
but it's nooooooot
Please stop before Vivid smells this conversation
racism is a kind of xenophobia occurring within members of the same species that find distinctions between themselves and another group along less-than-scientific lines reeeeee
Ogryn Abhuman not xeno yes?
“I zoggan say themz grots gotz a B- for bein goodz at bein shoot from a dakka
“
oh yeah the way humanity treats abhumans is way more racism-aligned than their attitude towards alien species.
Abhumans are basically sanctioned subhumans
GW just didnt use the term because its very offensive lol
the "ab" literally comes from "abnormal"
💀
This also reminds me that Zogrod literally got kicked out of his tribe because he cared for his grots
don't you 🔫 me zilara you know I'm right
I have the power of SOCIOLOGY and ACADEMIA on my side
Offensive? Salamender burn children
Sorry man i think she has the better shoota
Silence Tom Crooze
True
Ah yes my favorite Flintstone member
It’s really funny that the snake bites have better technology then the other clans due to having a worse imagination
It's pretty tribal but their tech can still keep up with a lot of the galaxy because of how they raise their monstrosities
Their Squiggoth's could literally reach the size of a goddamn bio titan
Beware the Rizzfinder
The what? 

The Rizzquisition
This chat was abandoned by god when it was made
truth
Man I missed a whole ass can of worms being opened up here
Vivid comes in, says something pants ass weird, and just causes all of us to just have a discussion amongst each other against our will.
I've noticed
when vivid talks an argument ensues
i mean, we're not really arguing with eachother
usually server wide
a rare occurrence
but it doesnt help that we have to talk about it for a bit
because we have to like make a clear line in the fucking sand
i don’t even know what happened
semantics
Shrug
Like at this point vivid will drop by
Drop sand in our floor
And then force us to make a line or not
And most of the time we have too because well vivid
we have to type out our thoughts because we have to make sure we're not the ones going crazy
vivid loves watching the world burn me thinks
Schrodinger's Troll
Well if a vivid comes back and will pull something out of his a** again i will not even be surprised
speak for yourself I was absolutely arguing with dilara
But isn't that like what you do 24/7 with her anyway
Do you guys think the Imperium has Imperial-approved Vtubers?
It can't be lore chat without the
I smoke the few pounds of crack before asking this question type questions
Hey it makes asking lore questions much more exciting
Or what about streamers in general, and they're just recording themselves building lasguns and munitions
Munitions Building ASMR
absolutely haram
but no, the imperium does not have internet.
Damn 😔 I thought they'd have Machine Spirit signals or some shit they tell themselves
or rather it does not have a "world wide web" (or galaxy wide web) that citizens can surf freely
Like its clear hivecities and such have entertainment, to whatever that implies as entertainment for the average civvie
Even the worlds with the same level of technology as earth has basically locked down their internet
yeah it's a choice, really
Yeah its definitely full of propaganda and firewalled to hell
BUT there is always corruption so couldnt one of the higher ups look at the concept of streaming and go "Haha thats weird, lets try it"?
cogitators are for work purposes only, and generally confined to enclosed networks iirc. data-slates and other personal computing devices don't seem to have any "online" connectivity unless for specific, once again, work-related purposes like military or inquisitorial
hive citizens are generally not described as possessing anything akin to a personal computer of a smartphone
So governors would have them but would never be used to entertainment
telecommunications mostly take place on encrypted vox channels using earbuds, not something like email or sms
even among high-tech aristocratic bodyguards
Mmmm I see
that's what I've gathered anyway.
There is very little leisure time
Especially now
And even if its vtubers, its probably super propagandistic
“My best subs get to be part of the armoured infantry yayyy”
Yeah hence Imperial-approved, you couldnt have the variety of Vtubers like today
You'd proabbly have slightly differing models that all say the same thing
We know porno-slates are a thing
So video format saved on shitty ipads are kinda possible
Has to be commissar approved
Or worst, its Commissar recommended because he already knows how to manipulate you to the max
I guess better than falling to chaos in some way?
I made a city of sigmar, and I love it omg this is the happiest I’ve been with anything I wrote
Don't you just so love it when you create a fictional thing that is so perfect
Weee
“Chatters can we get a praise the emperor in chat?”
“chat who called the inquisition on me it’s not funny?”
"Chat, is this real?" Is having chaos-induced hallucinations
“CHAT THE SPACE MARINES ARE HERE LETS SEE IF THEY CAN DO AN INTERVIEW!!”
omg imagine a press team doing a 40k battle
and whenever the press person dies someone else just grabs the press vest and pretends like nothing happened
camera man never dies tho
Camera man is always a badass
"Holy hel Chat! Is that one of the Arbites roaming around outside? I need his autograph!!"
“chat i’m not goin RIZZ up the sisters of battle”
40k Jerma
"Chat, Im not gonna slap that Space Marine's butt, c'mon! They got a job to do."
40k Jerma would let viewers peep the actual horror
"Chat Im not gonna open this suspicious looking grimoire."
“guys can we get an F in chat for this ultramarine who just got turned to dust?”
Jerma in 40k be like “talk more about the Imperial Creed”
The inquisitor throwing a bomb into 40k Jerma's streamer room for flipping through an unapproved Imperial book: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRfctOlcO2c
As the title suggests, Jerma gets nuked
Socials:
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I don't know about literal victor frankenstein, but there are a lot of people who are like him in 40k
Fabu Bile is one of those kinds of freaks
Lho sticks tier list https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUUxzlZ9ZtE
long lost stream archive of immortal man
#jerald #jerald985
HIM EATING A CIGAR GOT ME
Dark angels maybe?
Sometimes yes
I dont know if they count
Imperial fist sometime do
Relics from the primogenitor might have iconography from them
Otherwise maybe as an honour mark for having fought alongside them or something
NO real hard rules for it
thx
Soon™️
You'll just have to find the will to keep going, we have to know if we're actually getting cool Chaos lady
Tall momma chaos lady.....
Battlepass
Yes ? No ? Why ?
When darktide update
Fortnite Battle pass.... I just shit out my ass....
So what the fuck are gnoblars exactly? They're a sort of greenskin but we never see them ever within greenskin ranks nor within chorf territory, so they gotta be their own thing right?
They are an offshot of Greenskin that survived in certain places where other Greenskins weren't prevalent, there are still Gnobblar with Greenskin but it's rarer
It's possible that just like Hobgoblin they are just an evolution of the Snottling
Having been able to survive more under the Ogre's thumb than they used to in Greenskin camps.
Does that imply hobgoblins also appear within greenskin camps as well?
They're likely killed though on the spot
Yes cause of the backstabbing
Fair fair
Don't ask what Arch calls them

"Well, inside ogre society...."
Least racist warhammer fan
how did he calls them
House n words
i heard they are being called nippers, do you mean that or like actual n word
He says the actual n word
I see
No one:
Arch a few years back:
"House ni--"
He even says that his channel is rightly known for stuff like this
I love that his subreddit was taken over for better uses
Oh what is it used for?
Arches
literally
Oh lmao
Hm. Guys,
How commonly known you think are words of Dorn:
"My order to you all is simple, yet heed it well, and exert yourselves to see it done: They are coming. Kill them all."?
At least to chapters of his heritage?
For that one it was very situational
since it was in the Siege
they had nowhere to go but stand their ground and fight the onslaught
I imagine if your chapter is 2nd founding from the fists you were maybe founded by some unfortunate fist officer who survived
Could even have the quote be part of the hypno-therapy the chapter does
Either an original recording or a redition of it
It’s not mentioned elsewhere but it wouldn’t be that weird if it’s a known thing he said to his chapters and in histories in general
I am of the same opinion. While not a common knowledge, I imagine this being at least a legend among Fists of any kind.
"Supposedly, our Gene-father said such words at the heights of the Siege of Terra..." - that kind of thing.
So are plagues entirely a spiritual thing in 40k or if you are incredibly strong willed you become immune to the common cold and any other sickness
Nope
They're a mixture of physical and warp magic
Which makes them notoriously hard to cleanse (not to mention Imperial hygiene is already pretty bad)
I asked the same question but in a significantly worse way one time, congratulations
They’re almost certainly chaos
They might have their own goals aside from the rest of chaos but they’re still serving it
Btw are they even really active in the 41st-42nd millennia
Out of curiousity, but from watching the current stream, do the Admech search Necromunda for tech?
Yes
the last ones that went disappeared
I wonder who that owns an STC could have done this

Deep rock looking ****** ******
this motha fucka Swimming
Sigmar Lied about the true cost of reforging
lmao
or at least
the final result of it
Also we finally get to see what happens to their eyes after too much reforging
They get the eyes of a soulless cashier working for Walmart?
yeah
there's weird lightning effects as well
in their eyes
Oh also Skaven hive city teleportation lmao
There's billions of skaven in each one

Skaven and Orks absolutely breaking someone's will to fight
they should call the counter offensive members exterminators
Pesticiders
What now
Everytime I want to jump into AoS
no more weapon ranges
Something new changes
Oh lorewise or gamewise?
gameplay wise
Ah okay
But wait theyre taking away range and magic away????
Whats the everloving point of this
melee weapon range
rather is going away
magic might go away
I am 99% sure it will
seeing as GW has killed it in Old world, KT2.0 and 40k
I am 99% sure they are going to kill it in AoS 4.0
anyways dwarfs
I doubt it
but I'm more worried about wtf they're gona do to the rules
That Ironkyn is the COOLEST fucking dude ever
AoS 3.0 was like pretty much perfect
Looks sick as hell lol
Bolt Revolvers on the other hand…
Kill team single handedly carrying factions
their models look so ******* good
I just want that Ironkyn
We aint gonna get Steel Legion
Steel legion fans cucked
clearly the genestealers are onboard our ship
look at the color of their armor/j
Yooo darktide
Fucking Baldtide
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God damn this trailer is fucking meaty lmao
If she wore a helmet for the first two deaths
She wouldnt have to be reforged all the damn time
At least she used her helmet near the end
she died twice because she wasn't wearing a helmet
L
same as the stormcast in the AoS 3.0 trailer
Best motorcycle ad ever
When will the poster child cinematic stormcast learn
Kinda wished they used another stormcast stormhost
But it is GW
Oh to die, and come back as some sort of unliving 7-8ft tall lightning monstrosity and die and come back and die and come back again
If only we were so lucky
Bro the part of being a medieval citizen with just normal basic fantasy equipment and the rats just proceed to ******* shoot you
The steelhelms seem way too calm lol
yeah how did they even manage to somehow allow the city come out of the ground if you know you need to travel using the portals and shit
skaven are quite literally just built different
Skaven cheating fr fr
The Endtimes is like every tuesday for AoS
The guard was just surprised it wasnt on time this time
Tbh it happens when the setting gets “bigger” so to speak
Also I don’t think an entire skaven city showing up is normal tbf
“Where’s the rats”
“Dunno, another day another pint i guess”
Skaven armies yeah but an entire fortress is spooky
Yeah that is the equivalent of thinking that this battle line you set up is good only for an ork war band to teleport in an entire ******* Titan on top of you
entire skaven army yes but an entire ******* skaven under city
How the hell are they gona deal with it lol
as a destruction enthusiast use Gargants
Real
if you can spare some money i would like to see how sturdy that thing is to a gate breaker gargant
Also this does line up
with The Ossiarchs hunkering down
in their fortresses
guess they found out about the "vermindoom" lol
The image of a normal person just relaxing in his house while in the other realm an entire ******* squad is getting killed is hilarious
Cities of Sigmar hear an entire Crusade got eaten alive by ghouls
and their response is to send another fucking crusade in the same direction
“Oh its almost that time of the week, come on lets get the steel ready.”
yeah they have a surprisingly effective way of grinding down their enemies by somehow having more bodies than an entirety of earth
Nah, Shinzo Abe got reforged and is a staunch supporter of staying at home and doing your part
WHERE ARE THE DWARFS AND ELVES COMING FROM
I get humans but ????
Its not like either of those species reproduce fast lol
Don't question it man
now i want a scene of someone getting killed by headshot a few times then putting a helmet on in frustration in the next run
tbf the stormcast pretty much does that lol, she's wearing a helmet when she shows up to fight the Skaven lol
yea i saw that, i just want an extra bit of "fine i'll put on the helmet this time" for hilarity
fair
I forgot how many times does he get to reforge a Sigmarite until it becomes nothing more than a robot
This feels like a Pokémon evolution
Digimon evolution....
She evolved from scout to captain
Mommy to MOMMY /j
Where's her power pack
Well at least she is a different stormhost this time
pretty hyped for the new AoS edition, haven't had the motivation and time to start a proper AoS force yet so might finally be able to do that
the trailer was great
the deterioration of sigmarines is a very interesting topic and can't go wrong with new skaven
I'll be taking that thank you
LOL
Tactical lightning wmd
As fucked up OP as skaven and chaos are, AoS is nice in that Order also gets weird mcguffins it can call in to help stuff
Kinda disappointed by the Abraxia model
I don't dislike it, but I feel like it's not going far enough
It just looks like a generic Chaos Lord model
Like it doesn't scream "Unique character" it instead mildly whispers "Chaos Lord on lizard thing"
Very disappointing when you look at all the other Dawnbringer models recently
Like these are impressive centrepiece models that stand out completely from everything else around them while still fitting the themes of their army.
Herald of Decay is probably the greatest character model GW has released
It was with the first wave of Dawnbringer models so they were less standout, but it's still an amazing model
Like she's supposed to be the counterpart to Eternus who has that look of a unique model
Except his model has an alternate build which is a more generic Chaos Lord on Horse
I really love her mount
Her model looks like it's already the generic version
I like these ones
Maybe I'd like her more with an alternate paint scheme, because Eternus looks visually unique colourwise, if you painted him with the default Black Chaos Knight look he'd probably stand out less even with his unique bits.
But personally if I was tasked with redesigning Abraxia, I'd probably start by removing her shield and mount.
I'd keep the mount tbh
what's wrong with the mount
The mount is cool, but it also feels like it's the main focus of the model rather than the actual character
Maybe make it freakier
Keep the mount change the head maybe ? Or give it folded wings ?
the leg symbol huh
I think it might be that the contrast between it's blue skin and the armour draws your eye and the icon doesn't help, while Abraxia is the same colours as it's armour plates so doesn't catch the eye as much
yeah the symbol is way too eye catching
Like Tahlia Vedra is an impressive model with a larger mount and smaller character, but Tahlia herself still stands out as a main focus point of the model. Abraxia doesn't do that.
something like Gordrakk yeah?
Their mounts are certainly made to be impressive but they are still eye-catching enough to take you away from it
Yea, both of those models the characters stand out and appear active within the model, while Abraxia seems so passive and background compared to her own mount
i agree her mount is certainly more eye-catching than a normal chaos lord but it's not helping her stand out
Cabbage
Her shield really doesn't help, remove it and replace with like an upraised hand wreathed in flame like her spear is and it does more to draw the eye.
Bigteef is Green so he is pretty much
Cabbage
yes
Cry havoc and let slip the cabbage of war
Give her a hunting horn, I love horns
No wings, only one head
they do have wings but they knuckle walk when they are on land and they only use it to glide
They're talking about Abraxia's mount
oh shit
yeah i'm stupid i agree with that sentiment
i do not think that turning it into a multiple headed dragon would work though
Was it about having more than 1 head or about having possible variant choices ?
maybe two heads
Removing the giant symbol on the legs would definitely allow it to attract more attention to Abraxia
But that's what makes the mount very iconic
I wonder if you could use this in place of the 40k csm rider.
The size might be off
Chunky boys
Mafioso
Ironkin wearing a vest 
Is it just me or do they look more fantasy ish
The foot lord definitely takes some notes from Slaves to Darkness minis
Yea with the fur cloak
Yeah i see it
The cloak definitely adds more fantasy elements
Plus two Battleforce boxes for Chaos, they're going to eat well
And combat patrol was leaked
Ohhh really?
Mop, csm, cultists, and either chosen or termites I can’t remember
Let me grab the pciture
Oh not even leak they just forgot to post it
Good thing to buy once or twice
Ohh so Master of Possession, 10 Legionaries, 5 possessed and 10 Cultists
Yes
Current one is 10 legionaries, 5 Havocs, Dark Apostle + 2 Dark acolytes and a Hellbrute.
Probably prefer the new one tbh
Yee
The new one feels very word bearer coded lol
Good, the best 40k Chaos Legion
Slap some daemons on that group and we’re in for a party
The best part about making a CSM warband is you can literlaly just be a legion but you change a color you don’t like
I can't believe Shrink Rae survived
LMAO same
when I looked at csm reveals I realized I could've just waited a few months before buying unit packs and get them with big discounts
now I have good parts of the both boxes
The exact issue I've had with the new Spearhead boxes for both Cities and Flesh Eaters
I got the Cavalier Marshal and an Abhorrant Archregent separate and then a month or two later they released discount boxes including both of those characters alongside other units I was planning to get.
Good thing AOS players don’t need to buy that garbage (old world slander)
The new dwarf models will look amazing in cities of sigmar (old world slander)
LMFAO
I’ve been thinking of making a list of nice old world models one can use for the city command corp or other other cities models
If Old World players knew how to install Discord they would be very upset by this.
Also I’m pretty sure they are gonna change how shooting works in 4th considering the court meme they sent recognizing the problem but didn’t say an answer
So only base size matters
Skeletons are skeletons so no need to do tomb kings
The guy on the left
Could be uh
I was thinking the necromancer warden or the banner
The new Bretonnian foot knights would make great Steelhelms
Yeee
This guy could make a rune priest orrrr
Really any dwarf character
Having multiple races in a command corp would be very cool tho
Also orruks are orruks they are self explanatory
Dwarf models are cities model so im happy about it too
Side note
Who the fuck would buy this
he looks fun
He looks like a racist stereotype
Average Scotsman tbh
TIL that there are steam tanks in AOS.
And Fantasy too
been around for a while too
Steam tanks in AoS are on the lower end of tech
big piece of metal originally
AoS does have space ships
there's even bigger steam tanks with legs called Cog Forts
Those are lizard men and skaven only tbf
and skaven space ships are usually one way lol
there's this thing
Don't the Tzeentch folks have Silver spires in space too
Also Kharadron as a faction in general
Yeah but they advanced
Fine I'll say the most controversial warhammer opinion that's ever left my mouth and I'm done with being afraid to say it
Stormcast Eternals are cool
Very controversial

but def not as hot as it used to be lol
I wish more people played AOS in my area
however, the stores always have immaculate AOS stock aside from warcry
there's a huge warcry scene
mfs love their skirmish games
I mean they always did
AoS has been dark as shit since its inception
the artwork for it was just not as plentiful
The artwork was all giving noblebright
which immediately caused the oldheads to SHIT ON IT
Tis mas grande then you think amiga
as soon as that cities of sigmar line came out mfs started purchasing it in hordes
Yeah I enjoy AOS
Big daddy Archaon
his FB model looked better
Bro we've been getting minis like that before lol
Rook Knight caused a huge stir
Can you stop living in a moldy basement with your rogue trader magazines for a single day.
Especially from ppl not exposed to AOS
Nah they did
lmao
AoS has been making badass minis for years now
no idea why people think we peaked at the crow knight
but it feels like with the CoS line and post that they've really been cruising with nothing but cool shit that people generally love
Pretty much yeah
Like I'm agreeing with you in principle
AoS's EVERY release has a badass model
but now it's like I see every one going nuts over it
In a good way
post CoS revamp
AoS does have the best models
looks like a mess
The Reddit may not have noticed beforehand, but there are many things Redditors don't notice
and it's missing a head
My brain says they only made archaon this epic centerpiece so he'd be impossible to recast cleanly
Good way to describe most FB minis
because of their ill-fated attempt on replacing slaanesh
the what
look at mount
Slaanesh was never getting replaced so idk where you got that from.
Archaon just did with what he had at the time

slaanesh went on hiatus in AoS and in 40k was about to get deleted by Eldrad
No lol
but they backed down
Thats just a dumb rumor
and flushed the ynnari storyline down the toilet
Could someone tell me whats the difference between the stormcast eternals and space marines? I know the former are more grimdark in the sense that they have the losing memory schtick, but is there anything else to them?
Stormcast Eternals are Order Chaos Warriors




