#40k-lore-chat

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tough haven
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At least you get both sides of the perspective in these books

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It’s annoying when in sm books for example, the writer just doesn’t do the other side at all

queen laurel
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That i will disagree the entire reason why the planet was literally taken was because they refuse to adapt a new strategy and just released a titan

tough haven
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Fair

dusk patrol
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It’s not a terrible book and I enjoyed it somewhat but it’s got issues and that’s my main one

queen laurel
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Which proceeded to get absolutely railed by

queen laurel
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The ork titan

tough haven
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I forgot about that

crisp heath
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I liked the bits with the Titan machine spirits going mad with grief once the biggest one was destroyed

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I thought that was very cool

dusk patrol
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Like Helsreach is an example of Orks being very competent and scary and also the Imperials being competent.

tough haven
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I just want more Ork content and I’ll take anything, and I assume most xenos fans feel the same

dusk patrol
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Also the Ghaz book

tough haven
dusk patrol
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The Ghaz book is by far the best Ork book imo

tough haven
dusk patrol
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They’re not a constant punchline for one

tough haven
crisp heath
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Honestly I feel like I can get as much ork content, in any flavor, that I want. It's other xenos that are lacking.

dusk patrol
tough haven
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Oh definitely

queen laurel
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They're very flexible and what you want them to be is their strong suit

tough haven
dusk patrol
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It’s a good book but yeah

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It’s a Black Templar book focus

tough haven
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I just like seeing ork cognition

crisp heath
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I want more necron, tyranid, tau, eldar books. Orks are fun, but they're basically the xenos equivalent of space marines. Surefire money so GW/Black Library just prints them off whenever

tough haven
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It’s interesting and goofy

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I just like seeing xenos thinking in any sense

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Imperial perspective gets boring

queen laurel
crisp heath
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At this point all GW communications should start with "To our valued customers, and also Eldar fans,"

tough haven
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I also loved in brutal kunnin the daemon engines perspective on orks, I love shit like that

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How each member of each faction perceives each other and how they react as things happen

queen laurel
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Yeah it's not perfect but he's one of the few peoples who are currently writing orks

tough haven
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I really hope we get that in the 40K show

queen laurel
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No book is perfect

tough haven
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Besides just “xenos and chaos is bad, kill them”

queen laurel
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Yep

tough haven
crisp heath
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The Exodites in Infinite and Divine were everything I wanted, it's shame they're not super present in the books

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I would love an exodite novel so much

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Tribal space elves riding dinosaurs is exactly my jam

tough haven
queen laurel
dusk patrol
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Problem is Exodites are a bitch to write as characters

tough haven
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True

dusk patrol
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They shouldn’t ever leave their world

queen laurel
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They just exist but they are basically barely used

dusk patrol
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And that presents problems

queen laurel
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To travel to another planet

tough haven
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Maybe some of them can and they’re stones can be retrieved if they die?

dusk patrol
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They can just get on an Eldar ship

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But they’re tied to their world spirit

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They don’t really leave

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They’re Eldar Amish

crisp heath
# dusk patrol Problem is Exodites are a bitch to write as characters

Culture shock novel. A craftworld farseer has a vision of a nonspecific threat on an exodite world, arrives to investigate and help but is very snooty about their "primitive" culture. Threat identified, it's an awakening tomb world, high tech vs tribal guerilla, the return ship is destroyed, the farseer integrates into exodite society

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There's your brief

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Write it black library.

dusk patrol
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No

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I want a short on Exodites churning butter

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And that’s it

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No more exodite content

crisp heath
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Their livestock are lizards. How do you get butter from a lizard.

dusk patrol
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With a lot of effort

crisp heath
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Explain the lizard milking process, eternal

queen laurel
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This chat's talent to derail a conversation into a territory that we often try to avoid is quite a skill we have acquired huh

crisp heath
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Actually, do grox have milk?

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Does the imperium milk lizards?

queen laurel
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So no

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It's basically a reptilian cow

crisp heath
queen laurel
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If you gave it the temperament of a bull seeing the motion of a cloth

teal kestrel
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Who are more zealous in their worship? Chaos or the Imperial cult?

queen laurel
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With the imperium they are often indoctrinated very hard into it but there are those that know the truth about the emperor

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With chaos sure they also know about the truth about their gods and but there are those that just see it for power more and they also corrupted their followers to only see their way of life as the most viable one

teal kestrel
queen laurel
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With the imperium you can have some way of freedom on how you worship the emperor as long as you believe in him

queen laurel
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chaos not much

teal kestrel
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besides the Imperium is still a better option for Mankind's fate than Chaos

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even with how shitty and fucked up the Imperium is

queen laurel
teal kestrel
queen laurel
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Even if they win they will kill each other

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The imperium is self destructive with its nature

teal kestrel
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yeah

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like dawn of war had guardsmen and marines and sisters of battle killing eachother

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even when all three were loyalist

queen laurel
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Each one had a mission to do and neither we're going to compromise

teal kestrel
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yeah

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tho for Soulstorm it still confused me why the marines and guardsmen also fought

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besides Commander Borale being dumb

teal kestrel
queen laurel
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It's honestly not even worth worrying yourself about

teal kestrel
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😭

teal kestrel
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also i never really thought about it..

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but how do the Tau treat psykers that might pop up among the human poplulations they control?

queen laurel
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But in terms of warfare

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They are not used because they don't have a doctrine they can be used in

teal kestrel
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got cha

queen laurel
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Tau strategies most of the time are superior range and artillery

teal kestrel
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yee

queen laurel
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And sabotage

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Most of the melee are dealt with the auxiliaries

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Kroot being especially good at that part

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They would look for the most efficient way to disassemble a foe like a scalpal

teal kestrel
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yeee

arctic talon
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Also the fact that there’s giant battle suits lol

teal kestrel
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I once met a guy on one discord server that said Angron could 1v1 the silent king and win

teal kestrel
arctic talon
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Jokes aside those things are like

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Not terrible at melee

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Because it’s still a giant metal hand

teal kestrel
arctic talon
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Power scaling 💀

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Is so fucking annoying

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There’s also the tau realizing that them having a giant suit lets them strap a giant melee weapon to it

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Which led to the onegar gauntlet which is a battle suit sized power fist

queen laurel
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The enclave is at least

arctic talon
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Gun beats everything is the tau empires doctrine tbh

queen laurel
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As for the actual tau

arctic talon
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The enclave uses melee more often on their suits bcs orks

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Onegar gauntlet was made by the tau empire as a way to supplement battle suits

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Except they’re rare

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Tbh the tau suffer from the writer doesn’t know how to write battles

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Not that I know how to

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But hearing that the tau masterfully out played the imperium and it’s just

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the tau flanked them

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Like huh

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Just say they outplayed their opponent then move on

queen laurel
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But if you don't put much thought into it they don't appear as that

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The eldar also suffer in this problem

arctic talon
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Eldar also suffer from suffering builds character syndrome

queen laurel
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I would say as punching bags they are treated somehow worst than Tyranids at times

arctic talon
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Ehhh

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Depends

queen laurel
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At this point i think they are just treated worse than Tyranids

arctic talon
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Not really

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Nids just lose all the time

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Bcs they’re literal space locusts

queen laurel
arctic talon
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So thrope

queen laurel
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Sometimes they are literally thrown around more as punching bags

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Than the actual bug locus

versed ledge
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Hive city life seems comfy, not that bad. Mass housing, cheap and available food, cheap mass transit

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Fun groups of people that are oddly welcoming, wholesome, just visibly sick

arctic talon
versed ledge
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Yup, but overall fun guys. Some really love to bulk out and get new tentacles for some reason...

storm jungle
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Omega Bruh Moment

versed ledge
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Something called nurgle-maxxing or some thing , I don't know, gym bros be weird

rocky gale
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The friendly guys in the lower hive with funny looking foreheads are the best.

versed ledge
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Definitely, especially the friendly girl with purple skin who's eager for you to meet her family

rocky gale
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Definitely will not steal your jeans

dusk patrol
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I wonder if mutant tentacles taste like kalimari

teal kestrel
versed ledge
rocky gale
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The better question is does the tentacle taste different depending on which Chaos got they worship?

dusk patrol
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These are the important questions no one is asking

arctic talon
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I feel like eating anything nurgle related

versed ledge
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Do you figure the Slaaneshi crab claws taste like crab, or lobster?

arctic talon
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Is a fast track to the grave

versed ledge
dusk patrol
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I won’t pretend that any of this stuff is gonna be a good idea to consume

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I’m just curious what it tastes like if you cooked it properly

arctic talon
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Nurgle anything is rancid meat

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Khorne would prolly be red meat

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Slaanesh red meat/sea food

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Tzeentch bird/incomprehensible

versed ledge
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I mean maybe the Slaaneshi material is edible and safe

rocky gale
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Tzeentch would be one of those flavours you just can't place

versed ledge
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Probably taste ridiculously good

rocky gale
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You'd spend hours trying to figure out why it seems so familiar but never get it

arctic talon
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long pork

versed ledge
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But the food in tertium's market looks good

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Just limited, why all stews

rocky gale
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Stew is a food staple when supplies are low or not the best quality

arctic talon
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Stretches out food

rocky gale
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Throw it all in the pot, boil some water and you've got stew

arctic talon
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Can last forever

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In the lower parts of the hive food variety isn’t to be expected

versed ledge
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Fair, but definitely gets boring for sure

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One would think there would be skewers, pastries, or beer, stalls

arctic talon
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Beer exists for sure

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Pastries I’m not sure where they’d get flour

versed ledge
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Probably imports maybe, but we call agree. Everyone is living the dream

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They got their own room and coffin all in one

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Fast and cheap medical care as we all can see

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Good food, though stews they be, and lovely community centers and pubs

crisp heath
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Y'all joke about eating chaos tentacles, but I'll have to do some research and find out where I'm getting this from. If I recall, it's a Fantasy Flight game

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But there is a pit fighting ring where xenos, mutants, and criminals are forced to fight each other, and all non-human meat (including "subhuman" mutants) are cooked and sold on the cheap after the fight

versed ledge
crisp heath
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aaaa did I dream this or something? I can't find anything on it

versed ledge
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Looks good

storm jungle
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A boot in the soup no less.

versed ledge
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Got that protein there too

celest dome
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Don't worry, with long enough cooking time the leather become very soft and textured

crisp heath
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We call it the Full Metal diet

versed ledge
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True, 10/10 would meet the emperor through food poisoning with that stew

rose thorn
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GW FUCKED UP UH OHHH

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THEY drilled teh whole on a plasma psitol

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but plasma guns dont have barrels

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impretty sure

celest dome
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The plasma charge has to come out of somewhere

storm jungle
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Oh yeah they do have barrels

rose thorn
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what

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IVE BEEN LIED TO

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I THOUGHT THE BARREL WAS A MAGNET

storm jungle
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LMAO

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yeah no it ALWAYS had a barrel

rose thorn
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WHY IS THERE AN OPEN WHOLE INTO A FUCKING PLASMA REACTOR

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hole*

celest dome
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I mean, we don't know what the internal of the Plasma weapon is, but it's most likely the ejector port for the Plasma

rose thorn
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i though it worked like tesla coil

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:(

young pecan
rose thorn
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better yet necromunda plasma pistol

nocturne crest
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So odd question, but has a Loyalist SM ever reacted badly to reviving cybernetic limbs or being placed in a dreadnought?

dusk patrol
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Grey Knights and White Scars in particular would rather die than become a dread.

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Some, really boring and lame and stupid, marines also don't enjoy their new cybernetic and learning to use it.

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Zephon in particular had huge issues at first with his

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Which later got fixed and he was able to return to active duty, and ended up being the founding CM of the Charnel Guard.

green loom
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Well why'd he lose em

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Skill issue

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I kid

dusk patrol
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He was led a destroyer company during the GC.

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The BA's destroyers in particular were uh, hazardous positions.

nocturne crest
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but are the Charnel guard are the SM chapter that freezes themselves between missions?

dusk patrol
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Yeah

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They are very reclusive and seal themselves away when no on a campaign.

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Cause, Vampires

nocturne crest
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Ah.

crisp heath
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Oh boy prosthetic wargear talk

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Space Marines should hate getting augmetics, except iron hands for obvious reasons

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Prosthetics, even cool future ones, suck

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Fullmetal Alchemist handled the subject really well, they had awesome sci fi robot arms that just absolutely ruined the life of anyone who needed one

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Even worse if you go from "bioengineered, perfect superhuman" to "a portion of my body was torn off and replaced with unresponsive steel"

orchid lark
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Zephon couldnt use augments normally because his body rejected them, not enough of a mental metal handshake

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He could use simpler ones but they were very unrefined

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Arkhan Land made some hush hush AI level augments to work with Zephon correctly so Zephon could go out and show the traitors what for

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Its not weird for Machine Spirits to outright reject stuff

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That one Space Marine Librarian who could not get any power armour machine spirit to accept him was a case

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(FFG Deathwatch)

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So he spent his entire service in Scout armour

bold wren
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If the Imperium has attrition, where do all their numbers come from hiveworlds?

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I wonder if this should be in the game? Maybe not canon I don't know.

arctic talon
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some worlds just have a fuck ton of people on them

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Cadia for example

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had a pretty big population

crisp heath
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It's not rare for a single planet to have a trillion people on it

arctic talon
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Most worlds who pride themselves on their guard regiments encourage having lots of kids

crisp heath
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Terra is supposed to have hundreds of quadrillions, but that is probably the dumbest number in 40k, the game of dumb numbers

storm jungle
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And we are only on a single planet. Now imagine that galaxy-wide.

bold wren
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And I thought the Empire had resources.

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I mean the Empire more like wasted resources.

storm jungle
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I mean it does and doesn't.

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The Imperium loses worlds as much as it gains them.

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its a vicious cycle

bold wren
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The Empire being wasting resources but never gained them back.

crisp heath
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40k is one of those settings where you'll have an entire world for mining, an entire world for farming, an entire world for knitting socks, etc

storm jungle
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^

bold wren
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So they just collapsed.

storm jungle
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are we talking about the Imperium or lol

bold wren
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I was thinking because they're compared I mean Star Wars has better travel.

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But does that really matter?

storm jungle
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The Empire is more well managed but stupid for the sake of cartoony bad guy'ism.

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so yeah

bold wren
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Sounds like 40k sometimes.

storm jungle
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more like real life

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but yes KEKW_ogryn

bold wren
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I can see the similarities now. The Empire and Republic.

crisp heath
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The Alternian Empire will always be my favorite cartoonishly evil galactic empire

bold wren
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Star Wars is mostly just politicians and some flashy men in white armor.

crisp heath
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The Alternian Empire is literally so bad that it has to be propped up by the literal devil to keep it from collapsing overnight

bold wren
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I mean there is Jedi but the politicians kinda be making all the decisions. And a fair amount in Star wars.

orchid lark
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Glory to the Juggalo Presidents

storm jungle
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its not exactly a new trope

crisp heath
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The last free election, and we got juggalos

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God bless

bold wren
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20 years is pretty short.

rose thorn
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empires have fallen in weeks tbh

storm jungle
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the Imperium also collapsed in 9 years due to the Heresy

orchid lark
bold wren
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But for dictatorships it kinda just collapsed. Because of it.

storm jungle
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its like evil people cannot manage a country

crisp heath
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I havent heard this

orchid lark
crisp heath
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Man that sucks

rose thorn
bold wren
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They die and things fall apart.

storm jungle
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Not really

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it falls apart when they are alive too

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ever heard of Mussolini lol

bold wren
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They get split apart from one another after their leadership.

storm jungle
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Truly tragic

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😔

rose thorn
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mussolini was such a simp

bold wren
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But stil their beliefs exist.

orchid lark
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Empires are made from warlords, decay with royalty, and die with bureaucracy

bold wren
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Someone is always going to remember and, well be stupid enough to join them.

arctic talon
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I like the part where he got hung upside down

orchid lark
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It was never self sustaining

crisp heath
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I have an idea for all galactic Empires: stop making your most psychic family (which makes them insane) your autocratic rulers, and then stop inbreeding them (which makes them insane)

bold wren
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That was after the Empire?

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The Emperor was alive and then split into warlords after his "death"

storm jungle
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lol

bold wren
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The tau are morally better then most factions.

orchid lark
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Just like Dune, no one seems to realise the Empire is just the bodyguards to CHOAM

rose thorn
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the tau is space china lmao

orchid lark
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Not really kinda

rose thorn
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they would be the main antagonists in any other setting

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beside sdune

storm jungle
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LMAO

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this message was brought to you by House Harkonnen

rose thorn
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lmaO

storm jungle
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god reading the books, the Baron is WILD

orchid lark
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What are those Bio tanks Dilara

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Tell me what are they

storm jungle
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Dont ask me why the Baron's boy slaves all look like Paul

orchid lark
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How are they so good at making the clones…

storm jungle
orchid lark
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Where are their planets women….

rose thorn
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consideirng the cult of the emperor is a war cult bascially im suprised there isnt more people going postal

bold wren
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I mean Vader ate his recycled waste. Star Wars if they grew up would be better.

rose thorn
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FR I FORGOR

crisp heath
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All good sci fi has a suit that feeds you your own poop

scenic bolt
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from the mind of a man who hated the idea of government so much he thought getting nixon/reagan elected would get america to turn anarchist

rose thorn
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and ass tattoos of fists

crisp heath
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It's the invention humanity needs the most

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hang on I need to find the frank herbert meme

young pecan
scenic bolt
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tbf nearly every 60s sci fi writer was on large amounts of drugs

storm jungle
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^

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Alan Moore literally turned into Rasputin

young pecan
crisp heath
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Alan Moore is the person who convinced me wizards are real

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That is the most wizardly man to exist

orchid lark
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I wish i was alan moore and had crazy sex as i write about wendy from peter pan

storm jungle
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LMFAO

orchid lark
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To quote that one legend of zelda
“They fuck till the room stink”

crisp heath
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One time a bird made a nest in his beard so he didn't shower for half a year to keep from disturbing it

orchid lark
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Alan Moore is just Absurd

storm jungle
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he prob also gave the bird DMT

storm jungle
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he went into a depression sprial following 9/11 and his works just plummeted

scenic bolt
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I dont know if I can dredge up pictures of alan moores house again but let me just say that his house's interior looks exactly like how you imagine it

orchid lark
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Alan Moore be like “NOOO SUPER HEROES ARE INHERENTLY NOT GOOD BECAUSE HUMANS NOT GOOD”

Everyone else “i understand Rorschach, we have to do good because its all we have.”

storm jungle
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LMFAO

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god I hate it

crisp heath
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Who was the guy who dug a series of tunnels under his house and spoke with elves to make leaps in computer science

storm jungle
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it really is funny how Moore wrote what is essentially a saga of doomer stories yet people always found optimism in tem

orchid lark
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Pretty fucking much

rose thorn
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PLS JSUT BECAUSE SUPER MAN IS SUPER DOENST MEAN HE WILL BE A SOCIOPATH AAA

crisp heath
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Alan Moore tried to crush the indomitable human spirit but just made it stronger instead, what a legend

orchid lark
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He shouldve just stuck to making weirdo stories whilst having mind blowing sex with his wife

crisp heath
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I own a copy of Jerusalem but I just. Cannot read it. Lmao

arctic talon
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Homelander is such a good psycopath lol

storm jungle
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YEP

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TV Homelander is awful but he has an actual character

orchid lark
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We need Irreedeemable and how stupid it is like soon

rose thorn
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'guys becasue i though i did something bad that means i can be bad!'

arctic talon
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"I can do whatever the fuck I want"

storm jungle
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"You're simply bad product."

crisp heath
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But honestly I don't get how some people like Rorschach

scenic bolt
arctic talon
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giancarlo goes crazy as Stan

orchid lark
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TV Homelander is just the primarchs

storm jungle
rose thorn
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i like watchmen

crisp heath
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Most of the Watchmen are like, flawed people trying their best in my interpretation. Rorschach is literally just evil lmao

rose thorn
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tbh

storm jungle
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I mean

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theres nothing wrong with liking i

orchid lark
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I loved the TV Show honestly…

rose thorn
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i liked the concept

storm jungle
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its probably like one of THE most influential comics of all time

rose thorn
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but it influinced a terrible terribnelk era of comics

orchid lark
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I like Ozymandias in the show as some really out of touch human because of his grandeur

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Also Lube Man

storm jungle
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LMAO

crisp heath
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I've never seen any adaptation of Watchmen and probably never will. Good comic, don't like it enough to rehash it.

storm jungle
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Zack Snyder movie good

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removes stupid-ass fucking squid at the end

crisp heath
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What

storm jungle
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Eat shit Moore.

orchid lark
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TV Show adds lots of Squids

crisp heath
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He took out the best part

rose thorn
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lmao

orchid lark
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And Lube Man

storm jungle
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LMAO shut up

rose thorn
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wait waht did they replace the squid with?

crisp heath
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Literally the best part of watchmen was the bioengineered evil squid

orchid lark
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Me running from Dilara

storm jungle
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BASTARD

scenic bolt
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release the snyder cut of watchmen

rose thorn
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its funny that oyz's entire plan was based off of a real life movie he watched

scenic bolt
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he included all your favorite parts I promise

orchid lark
rose thorn
orchid lark
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Killing Millions to save Billions

bold wren
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I mean muskets used things worse then blanks and paper cartridges.

storm jungle
# rose thorn wait waht did they replace the squid with?

Basically an atomic bomb goes off in the heart of Manhattan and Ozy makes it look like it was Dr Manhattan, including the blue atomic explosion etc.

This makes the USSR and the U.S team up and drop the nuclear war stuff to prepare against if Manhattan ever returns instead.

bold wren
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If not the same.

storm jungle
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its better

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who the fuck wants a giant goofy squid

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WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE

crisp heath
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I Stan Dr. Manhatten because he's entirely capable of wearing clothes but refuses to in most circumstances because he knows no one will stop him

storm jungle
rose thorn
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i guess htey changed it because most people probably wouldnt even know what the squid was a refrence to

bold wren
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A lot of people

orchid lark
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But the Movie doesnt have the The Curse of the Black Freighter

rose thorn
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ITS LITEREALLY RIPPED FROM A MOVIE

orchid lark
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Unless you get the dvd

storm jungle
crisp heath
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The squid is the best part fight me

orchid lark
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Zack Snyder couldnt make a slow mo squid attack dilara

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Thats all

rose thorn
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the IRL movie is literally oyz's plan but they failed and created a real monster

storm jungle
crisp heath
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Did yall read The Invisibles

rose thorn
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wait does oyz still kidnap writers and artists adn scientists?

storm jungle
#

Yep

#

and kills them lol

rose thorn
#

why??

storm jungle
#

Witnesses

orchid lark
#

The downside to the no squid dilara, is the no weird sexual weird art that some guy paints

rose thorn
#

but, he kidanpped them to make teh squid

storm jungle
#

lmao

#

yeah but if thye lived they'd squeal and ruin his plan

#

NO WITNESSES.

orchid lark
#

alan moore to the colorists “I WANT THEM PAINTING VAGINAS LIKE SQUIDS OKAY”

crisp heath
#

Wait so he tried to make a squid but failed???

rose thorn
#

in the comic he convinced them all his plan was the best

storm jungle
#

NO

#

THERE WAS NO SQUID

#

IT WAS THE FUCKING BOMB

#

AAAA

crisp heath
#

Then it's a bad movie

rose thorn
#

WHY DID HE KIDNAP ARTISTS THEN

storm jungle
#

you're a bad movie

storm jungle
orchid lark
#

THE SHOW HAS SQUIDS

storm jungle
#

well also a rich guy

#

you tell me

crisp heath
#

Did he make them paint squids

orchid lark
#

damn you robot

orchid lark
#

Dr Manhattan “womans toy” too

storm jungle
#

Manhattan gives women more cancer than me moderating this server

orchid lark
#

Im Dr Manhattan

#

Cause women die when they meet me

storm jungle
#

lmfao christ

rose thorn
#

didnt he murder the like 3 other richest people in teh world

storm jungle
#

Uhh i think so? Its been awhile

orchid lark
#

If he did, I wish i was

rose thorn
#

well is dr manhattan still a pedophile in th emovie?

orchid lark
#

I taste like batteries or whatever

#

Wait what

crisp heath
#

He "dates" his underage niece

rose thorn
#

HE DOES??!

#

dr manhattan hooked up with whats her name 16 year old daughter

orchid lark
#

Fuck the Watchmen, maybe Moore was right

storm jungle
#

Alan Moore Moment

orchid lark
#

Superheroes are evil

rose thorn
#

yea probably

storm jungle
#

I maen you say this

orchid lark
#

Thank you mr Alan Moore

rose thorn
#

thanks alan moore

orchid lark
#

I will kill all heroes

arctic talon
#

I wonder at what point of comedic evil a facist empire in a fictional property is no longer like

#

appealing

#

to a facist

storm jungle
#

Never

crisp heath
#

Alternian Empire posting

orchid lark
#

Theyd have to do something like

#

Have women in their ranks

crisp heath
#

Even fascists hate Alternia

storm jungle
#

Helldivers 2 is literally satire yet people completely buy into the propaganda and that super-earth are the good guys lol

#

its fucking scary

arctic talon
# storm jungle Never

I've never heard anyone say they want to be apart of the Orokin empire in warframe ngl

orchid lark
#

Alternians did nothing wrong

#

Orokins are

#

Something

#

Worst

arctic talon
#

and they're very comically evil

storm jungle
#

Orokin arent fully fascist-human

crisp heath
#

Wait I'll do you one better: Alternia is such a fascist, evil hellhole that fascists hate it, but liberals and left leaning types love it and want to live there

storm jungle
#

like uh

crisp heath
#

Because state mandated bisexuality

storm jungle
#

to be buying into fascist imperial bullshit, you gotta be like the Nazis from Wolfenstein or the Imperium, or Star Wars' Empire

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

aka humans in cool outfits

#

killing "evil" aliens

arctic talon
#

They just don't have the usual facist look

scenic bolt
arctic talon
#

My favorite facist jackboot

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

LMAO

#

yeah "its not satire"

#

ok buddy

#

literal intro cinematic is a propaganda movie

arctic talon
#

People ignoring what your crewmembers say

#

"trust the algorithm to do the voting"

orchid lark
#

Its not propaganda if it didnt effect me, i liked it

#

Buddy

#

You fell for it

arctic talon
#

oh the propaganda in game is funny as shit lol

#

I love it

rose thorn
#

it was that over the head meme like person saying 'wow this is about propaganda!' and the over head is 'shooting bad bugs and robots'

arctic talon
#

every Man, Woman and Child over the age of 7 will work to show the Automatons the power of super earth

storm jungle
#

LMFAO

#

no

#

it was better

#

it said they will fight to the last

arctic talon
#

LOL

storm jungle
#

implying child soldier conscription

#

which is hilarious

scenic bolt
#

(the war started in 2084 har har)

orchid lark
#

I love Cadia

rose thorn
orchid lark
#

I wish Dr Manhattan would zap all of this away

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Warframe is the only game where like half the friendly NPCs from your past were in some form a facist jackboot formerly lmao

rose thorn
#

AAHAHHAGHA HA

orchid lark
#

Why is poised like a wojak already

arctic talon
#

Its got the power to it

storm jungle
#

"Racial harmony"

#

Okay Adolf

#

lol

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

LMFAO

#

NO

#

THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE

arctic talon
#

They should have kept the cyborgs

#

smh

arctic talon
#

the automatons are too comically evil lol

rose thorn
#

80% sure it s ameme

storm jungle
#

yeah i cannot tell

#

because tiktok

#

lmao

rose thorn
#

also he is litearlly describing oyz plan

storm jungle
# storm jungle

Also before I forget, I love how he praises a propaganda film and the "safe" neighborhood

AND THE LITERAL NEXT SECOND

#

HIS WIFE AND KIDS GET MURDERED BY A TERMINID

rose thorn
#

FGAAOKJGAIJHA

storm jungle
#

most rural day in Cadia

scenic bolt
storm jungle
#

^

arctic talon
#

is the helldivers discord racist?

scenic bolt
#

yes

#

very much so

storm jungle
#

YEP

arctic talon
#

💀

storm jungle
#

the mods are also awful

#

and like ban you for the smallest offense

rose thorn
#

idk waht this mean slmao

scenic bolt
#

I once saw someone use the hard r n word against multiple people over half an hour, issue graphic death threats against multiple people

rose thorn
scenic bolt
#

and he got a 1 day mute

storm jungle
rose thorn
#

WHAT

orchid lark
#

You know

scenic bolt
#

only got a permaban after he turned that against the mod that muted him in DMs

orchid lark
#

Why are we surprised

storm jungle
#

Yeah uh

scenic bolt
#

so against community members fine, against mod ban

storm jungle
#

you let these people stay and it festers to that point

orchid lark
#

But mux Grox Steaks Dilara

storm jungle
rose thorn
#

IMN SORRY HELLDIVERS LITEARLLY CALLS IT MANAEGD DEMOCRACY?!

#

AHYAHAHAHAHA

storm jungle
#

MANAGED Democracy yes

#

LMAO

orchid lark
#

In another server I scan through all the memes of new people

#

And like

#

Call out to the mods

rose thorn
#

that is th emost blantantly facist parody thing i ever heard

orchid lark
#

“Oh this person is a racist/neo nazi” like almost immediately

scenic bolt
storm jungle
#

^

orchid lark
#

Yep

#

Dont let any one thing stay

storm jungle
#

I mean you guys were around during the announcement of the game?

"Oh my god an asian person is on the cover wtf"

scenic bolt
#

arrowhead I dont think has quite caught up witht that fact

storm jungle
#

also yeah no they havent

#

and doubt they care

#

but like the community is unbelievably toxic

orchid lark
#

I feel like most players cant blame arrowhead for the people

scenic bolt
#

considering afaik theyre still debating how to handle moderation of pronouns and trans people

storm jungle
#

bruh

orchid lark
#

And its not like Arrowhead is supporting them too

storm jungle
#

also yeah arrowhead just doesnt do anything

#

the mods are powertripping

arctic talon
#

Arrow head is like comically hands off

orchid lark
#

Arrowhead is just gonna maintain optics

storm jungle
#

^

orchid lark
#

Better for that honestly

#

They could do more

#

But we should be okay with what theyre doing now

scenic bolt
#

like one mod had said one reason they dont issue bans often is cause they see much of the game social and tech support element tied to the discord so it'd deprive a customer of that

storm jungle
#

?????

orchid lark
#

Inb4 the CEO pulls a MikeZ

storm jungle
#

No it wouldnt

#

lmao

#

I have over 30 hours in the game

#

and I have not interacted with the community once

storm jungle
#

i never trust a guy that is this blunt/open about company stuff

arctic talon
#

nvm I've found someone braindead enough to support one of the facist factions in Warframe lmao

#

Its so fucking over for media literacy

scenic bolt
#

theres always one

orchid lark
#

Listen as long as he doesnt do something insensitive like
“I cant breathe” George floyd thing in A DEV STREAM

#

he should be fine

arctic talon
#

Ah yes I will support the faction that puts a literal bomb over my face that brainwashes me

#

💀

#

Its not ironic

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

I'm going to kill myself

orchid lark
#

Fucking MikeZ

rose thorn
#

not saying games

#

but

storm jungle
rose thorn
storm jungle
#

"Id love to fight for the Imperium"

#

yeah uh

#

you'll most likely be a factory slave

#

sorry lol

orchid lark
#

Ill die for Ballas

rose thorn
#

if i had a realisitic choice id porbably join the navy int eh imperium tbh

orchid lark
rose thorn
#

anyoen can be accepeted into the military, as slave or as soldier

storm jungle
#

The Big Smokian Heresy...

rose thorn
#

or as sacrifice

storm jungle
#

"Yo smoke what made you flip out like that man? Was it the aquillas or what?"

orchid lark
#

Thats the Motherfucking GREEN SABRE

storm jungle
orchid lark
#

That quote stays with me to this day

storm jungle
#

Lmfao

#

Inquisitor Caesar was on the case

rose thorn
#

FR the literal best job in 40k honestly

storm jungle
#

i like it because its one of the two "jobs" that lets you do whatever

#

the other is being an Inquisitor

#

the issue with tha tis

#

its extremely thankless and depressing

#

since you are literally a government sanctioned gestapo supercop

orchid lark
#

But what if I get Null GF tho

storm jungle
#

YOU CAN GET THAT AS A TRADER TOO

orchid lark
#

She make my head hurt but my peepee hard

storm jungle
#

also shut up Eisenhorn

orchid lark
#

Thanks Eisenhorn

storm jungle
#

lmfao

#

fucking Abnett i swear

rose thorn
#

omg i forgot to ask thsi questions yeras ago

#

is iron within good

orchid lark
#

Its as good as Iron Without

storm jungle
#

BRUH

rose thorn
#

Legio Symphonica made the music

#

and i will suck megio symphonica's toes

storm jungle
#

also if you mean the short story yes its good, Barbaras is based.

rose thorn
#

hes tthat good

#

SKULL ME ALL YOU WANT

storm jungle
storm jungle
#

lmfao damn it

rose thorn
#

wait when did iron wihtin release

storm jungle
#

awhile ago

rose thorn
#

legio just uplaoded hsi music for the sow

#

NAD EXODITE?!?

orchid lark
#

Yeah

#

Theyve been out for awhile

storm jungle
#

Legio makes a lot of 40k music for people yeahg

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

FUCK NO ITS TERRIBLE

#

LMAO

orchid lark
#

Its kinda cool

rose thorn
orchid lark
#

Its not good GOOD

storm jungle
#

I love when dark eldar

#

who have literal flying bikes

rose thorn
#

OMG

storm jungle
#

go over a bridge instead

#

to hit mines

#

LMAO

rose thorn
#

THATS WHERE THAT MEME IS FROM

storm jungle
#

YES

#

ITS SO BAD

rose thorn
#

WHERE ITS SLOWER THEN A RHINO

orchid lark
#

Yep

storm jungle
#

GOD YEAH

rose thorn
#

OR BIKE

storm jungle
#

💀

#

THIS IS LIKE

#

A FUCKING PLANE

rose thorn
#

THATS WHERE ITS FROM?!?!?

storm jungle
#

GOING ON A ROAD

orchid lark
#

Some of the FASTEST beings

#

Nah

#

What if they follow the laws

storm jungle
#

LEGIT

#

fucking embarrassing

orchid lark
#

Also Space Marines also moving slow

#

I don’t get

storm jungle
#

i think its because its mocapped

#

you can tell from the awkward motions

orchid lark
#

This fascination that Space Marines moving slow

scenic bolt
#

the drukhari dont follow many laws, but among the only laws they DO follow are traffic laws

orchid lark
#

I respect that

#

Thank you Vect

storm jungle
#

Hes bing chilling

scenic bolt
#

this is what your society gets when the highest ranked individuals are the postal carriers

orchid lark
#

Just Like John Cena

rose thorn
#

was exodite good?

storm jungle
#

No

#

lmao

orchid lark
#

Who has an Onlyfans

rose thorn
#

i didnt liek waht i saw of it

#

damn

storm jungle
#

it was so bad uh

#

the studio that made it

arctic talon
#

shut down

storm jungle
#

or at least one o fthe members

#

made a dummy reddit account to complain

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

let me get it

arctic talon
#

I think the studio literally fell apart

orchid lark
#

Tau Titans, some of the fastest things in the galaxy

#

Moving kinda slow

storm jungle
#

If you wonder what happend to lost legion studios. Here is a short summery of the event.

Part 1.

In 2020 We were all exited for Exodites, video 1 and video 2, and as we see in trailer 2, Image 1, It was completly fanmade and in no way endorsed by Games-Workshop.

Soon we found out that GW had changed their policy for fan animation, and Lost Legion Studios had a patreon.

To clarify a bit: illegal derivative works like the banned animations remain illegal, that's basic IP law. And GW's IP policies still refer to this fact. It's just the case that as long as you don't try to monetize illegal derivative works GW, like most IP owners, will pretend they don't know about it.

So GW sent them a cute email with two options and one ultimatum.

One: Give them the work you have done and it will belong to them and remove all content from their channels. Youtube, Twitter, Facebook, VK, Vimeo etc.
or
Two: Lawsuit for making money based on their IP with patreon.

Worse part was that they had to still marketing it for the public when it was sent over to GW for warhammer+.

Part 2.

Image 4, The Lost Legion Studios crew joined forces with Sunscorged Studios to work on Negative Atmosphere with rigging and motion capture ( a project I am backing on patreon and it is how I got the info about what happend ), and it is on Negative Atmosphere Discord we get a lot of info in late 2021.

Part 3

The original plans for Exodites was to have a two parts movie. They used free licensed music also some they have made aswell, and the focus on Tau and their forces was still the plan. The dialogues from the tau was still going to be in tau terms with a subtitle. It was all changed inhouse by GW, with the same voice casts who has been working on the other projects by M2 such as Iron Warriors, Hammer and Bolter, Pariah Nexus and others so the entire voice cast was changed.

We were going to see more scenes with a unit of gue'vesas who was lead by one with no face helmet (image 5 and 6). This guy was going to be the ambassador for the dialogues to come in the second part of Exodites between Tau and Imperium as the discovery of the Exodites.

The Bandeblade model that was going to be used to shoot down the two Phantom Titans ( Image 7 and 8 ) was completly removed.

Two custom chapters was made for this project, one we saw in the trailer, the other that was going to be involved later, image 9 and 10 ).

The Exodites had more stuff coming for the second part inspired by Blanche original work, dinoriders with eldari tech.

The music was altered by the warhammer studio as well so they could keep all licenses and not paying any royalty to the original creators.

Part 4, what is happening now?

The Lost Legion Studios was working on a new project that is their own ( image 11 and onward) and we all know what that is, and soon they renamed themselves to Project Morningstar. Their official Lost Legion Studios facebook page was changed into Projcet Morningstar, and so did their patreon and soon after that we got the first episode: Morningstar: The hunt in November 2023.

From here on out they will work on their original project and I wish them goodspeed.

#

@rose thorn

#

I need to make one more post. I still see people post that Syama got hired by GW, that was not the case. Infact his stuff was just transfered over to warhammer+ for marketing the new app.

Right now Syama is working on two projects.

  1. Yatra that is on hold

  2. Valhalla - 45 with the latest update came November 2023.

rose thorn
#

AHWAHFGHAGHAHAH

storm jungle
#

Actual cyberpunk evil corpo shit

#

jesus christ lmao

rose thorn
#

oh on the topic of 40k media

#

wasnt rogue moon compelte ass

storm jungle
#

It flopped hard lol

rose thorn
#

i didnt even know it was real until finding all of the TOYS and SPONSERED POPCORN in the clearance section of walmart

#

TOYS

#

TOYS

storm jungle
#

ITS THE MERCHADISE BABY ALL ABOUT THE MERCH

scenic bolt
#

it's probably for the best GW handed amazon the keys to do their own thing with WH

rose thorn
#

you knwo what i want to come back

#

wierd bullshit media

#

like OFF, Hello Charolette, lets see waht else

median stag
#

Can anyone point the way I can look into Salamanders table sets? Amazon doesn't have much unless I'm looking wrong

blissful solstice
#

The 40k show but GW just gives it to Syama Pederson and gave him the budget of Rings of Power

arctic talon
#

And have 1 exclusive character

#

er

#

2

rose thorn
#

not counting legends

arctic talon
#

there's 3 counting legends

#

iirc

#

the old forgeworld dread dude

median stag
arctic talon
#

Like any sort of normal marine stuff

#

can be used by salamanders

#

gimme a moment

median stag
arctic talon
#

or literally like

#

anything else thats in ultramarine blue generally

#

except for like Marneus calgar

rose thorn
#

if it says spac emarines on the box you can use it

median stag
#

Lol

arctic talon
#

heh

#

yeah ultramarines are the poster child color scheme

#

for 40k

crisp heath
#

What the hell is rogue moon

arctic talon
#

a movie

#

of all time

crisp heath
#

Oh hang on, is it supposed to be rebel moon?

arctic talon
#

I think

crisp heath
#

These characters are named Tarak, Nemesis, Kora, and Jimmy

#

Noble's corpse is recovered by Motherworld forces, and he is resurrected after having spoken on an astral plane with Balisarius,

#

What

bold wren
#

Ritualistic blood drinking from death cults, they're literally the Aztecs but worse.

#

Ripping out hearts?

crisp heath
#

Are people ever going to let Snyder stop making movies

#

It just feels like he's being forced to at this point

bold wren
#

I don't know what Hollywood is doing.

median stag
bold wren
#

Blood Angels.

#

Sanguinis vs Sanguine. You know by sanguine they are vampiees.

crisp heath
#

Subfactions are very interchangeable in 10th

#

You could paint Salamanders and basically run them as Ultramarines if you felt like it

bold wren
#

But it's now ritualistic and in the name of the Emperor.

median stag
median stag
crisp heath
#

What you're really looking for in 10th is detachment rules, which give "chapter flavor"

#

But any Space Marines can take any detachment rules

bold wren
#

Blood drinking isn't illegal in a religious mix, only when you eat your allies is it heretical.

crisp heath
#

it should be easy to google

#

That's your basic space marines rules. I don't play Space Marines so I'm not sure what updates are relevant.

arctic talon
#

@median stag check your DMs

crisp heath
#

Also

#

Space marine rules: 252 pages
Necron rules: 60 pages

#

Thanks GW

arctic talon
#

Marine codex bloat moment

bold wren
#

Knights of Blood.

#

Another chapter.

#

Part of Blood Angels.

#

Well before Sanguinis brought them together

crisp heath
#

Vivid, I don't want to put you on the spot, you're doing great

#

but what the fuck are you talking about

bold wren
#

Things that come on my mind.

olive ice
#

You can have a book written by Abnett for the Eldar when there’s more than 5 of you

storm jungle
rocky gale
#

Just had my first experience playing Helldivers with randoms rather than a team....

#

I now know why we're losing the war

queen laurel
rocky gale
#

Automatons

queen laurel
#

Yeah i expected that part

#

insects aren't much of a problem the automatons

rocky gale
#

Automatons aren't much of a problem either tbh, if anything they're more fun to play against.

storm jungle
#

Yeah uh

#

wait until you play on higher difficulties

queen laurel
#

Automatons have a lot of weaponry in their disposal while the bugs will still try to swarm you

#

the artillery strikes the *** **** robotic tanks

#

bugs don't got much in that department

rocky gale
#

I'm on Challenging so far and the issue isn't the Automatons are hard, it's that the teammates are ass

queen laurel
rocky gale
#

Like they are hard, but they're manageable

queen laurel
#

there are also teammates that will straight up just kill you for no reason

#

like the community right now is literally hunting a renegade apparently

#

this game is literally writing its own lore

rocky gale
#

But like when you're doing a rescue mission and I'm the only person pressing the buttons I assumed they must be holding off the enemy, then we lose and I get to the end screen and the rest of the team have less than 100 kills combined

queen laurel
#

On the one hand it's fun when everyone works together on the other hand it's ******* painful if the guy is just a bumbling moron

rocky gale
#

I may be an epic alpha level gamer, but I can only do so much on my own

spring cairn
#

i have done rescues at 9 and you basically need to kite the ennemy around the objective and periodically come back and press the buttons

#

it's tedious and can get completely ruined by a clumsy teammate

rocky gale
#

I hear the best strat for it is to have the rest of the team distract all the enemies far from the point while one person focuses buttons

spring cairn
#

it'll work but you'll still have to run away from the objective and come back at some point because pressing the buttons sometimes calls dropships

rocky gale
#

Yea

spring cairn
queen laurel
#

apparently everything is going well with the bugs

rocky gale
#

Also the randoms don't give me hugs Sitgryn

queen laurel
#

But on the side of the automatons everything is on fire

spring cairn
#

because no one likes doing defends assignments

#

it's p much on the dev to "fix" it

queen laurel
spring cairn
#

planets get re-taken easily when it's a liberation campaign

rocky gale
#

The Automaton front is also being tanked on Defence by people farming XP

spring cairn
#

devs said quitting after doing eradication missions doesn't impact the percentage

#

doesn't impact it in the favor of either faction

rocky gale
#

I thought they were saying the win percentage only goes up from completing the entire operation, so people quitting after a single mission and not completing the operation is effecting it

spring cairn
#

it's basically like you've done nothing

#

you didn't lose nor win

#

we're gonna loose the major order anyway

storm jungle
#

and it just snowballing into elite enemy spam

spring cairn
#

lot's of SEAF grunts are going to go back to class D citizens

queen laurel
#

where have i heard that before

rocky gale
#

I just want my orbital bombardments to be better, oh blessed democracy let me rain hellfire down upon the soulless machines

storm jungle
rocky gale
#

and not just on my teammates

storm jungle
#

👍

spring cairn
#

use the 380mm orbital bombardement, with disregard for your own life

queen laurel
rocky gale
#

I love using the 380 on eradication, the target radius is the entire map

spring cairn
#

380mm is a dice roll, either does nothing or clears an entire heavy outpost by itself

#

walking barrage is way more reliable

rocky gale
#

For some reason I've invested all my samples in improving Obrital bombardments even though they're kinda ass

spring cairn
#

don't sleep on the low cd ones

#

like gatling barrage

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

Kinda

queen laurel
#

like you have a lot of armor and incredibly heavy weapons

storm jungle
#

you can get heavy infantry weapons

#

heavy armor less so

queen laurel
#

hmm

storm jungle
#

because the armor values are bugged atm and are useless

rocky gale
#

Heavy Armour doesn't work yet

spring cairn
#

when armor works you'll be able to

rocky gale
#

and there are player mechs and shit coming

#

They're in test builds rn apparently

spring cairn
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i unlock every armor in the warbond thingy for when they fix it

queen laurel
spring cairn
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ok

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i'm a dt player

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so i've been thru worse

queen laurel
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going to set it out some more let it cook in the oven in a bit

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but i will definitely try it when the right time comes

scenic bolt
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the real make or break is gonna be what kind of price point theyre looking at for new warbonds/how frequent they are

spring cairn
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there's even a WIP stratagem in the file which basically summons a ship full of NPC guardsmen

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sorry, SEAF grunts

storm jungle
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they fixed the worse issues before

queen laurel
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i should be fine if i run it on the lowest setting right

spring cairn
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p sure you'll be fine on low for ur machine if you run darktide

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even on medium

queen laurel
spring cairn
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i run on high but my pc is decent

scenic bolt
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I know someone whos running it with a 960

rocky gale
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It runs fine for me, but I can't watch YouTube while playing or it'll chug

spring cairn
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i just hope next major order gives medal so people actually try to complete it

queen laurel
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well that's good then

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it means that i don't have to worry about my PC turning into a slushy

scenic bolt
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if they really wanted people to finish it theyd award sc

spring cairn
rocky gale
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Lambda in a years time

spring cairn
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they're shooting back

storm jungle
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Me when war

shadow plover
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You also see plenty of destroyers getting blown up

storm jungle
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Yeah compared to the bugs the automatons are a literal military force

shadow plover
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I just hope they'll get some huge enemies as well

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And more bigger bugs too

rocky gale
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There are lore bits that say the Bile Titan is still considered to be one of the smaller bugs, so hopefully we'll see even bigger ones in future.

shadow plover
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goodgoodgood