#40k-lore-chat
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Its also literally left to you the player to make up stuff if you get bored with them.
Maybe expect the votann because they haven't been explored much.
Votann got a decent bit
with their first codex
not nearly enough but enough to be somewhat interesting
One could say there is a league of them
That all have different goals but ultimately reach the same one money.
the Leagues are much less money focused they're more so resource hoarders
I mean I just know they traded tech with the tau, and got some crazy modular tech.
Sorta like a doomsday prepper
from what we've seen
maybe GW will change that
but meh I think it works fine
They're not prepared for the end but for some faction to attack.
we don't even know why they hoard so much
I'd assume its because the galatic core sucks
but its never explictly stated why they're so resource hungry
I mean they appear very progressive in technology at least. Resource hungry so much they love trade.
They just have men of iron and STC's that the ad mech have dreams about
Speaking of Votann, friend of mine collects them and we're planning on having a game in a couple of weeks, will be my first time actually playing 40k on the Tabletop. 
Take out any vehicle first. Especially railguns one.
(They can guarantee 5 space marines dead a shot)
I'm not sure what his list is yet, don't think he has any Sagitaurs, but he does have atleast one Hekaton.
Atleast you can't get squad wiped one shot then atleast.
votanns are cool, i wish they were real
So in terms of tactics is the imperial guard the skaven of 40k? Sending in more soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets or the artillery finishes then
Them
varies by guard regiment tbh
^
Guard use actual tactics
the human wave shit is played up for memes/presentation
catechan/tanith do the guerilla
cadians/steel legion do combined arms
krieg does ww1 style trench warfare
deagons do napoleonic tactics
Mordians do interpretive dance
Hmmmm
I like the Mordian aesthetic, very clean and proper and a lot of times the guy in the pretty uniform is pretty badly mutilated. Looks cool.
hate everything I've ever read about them tho
i prefer the red crayon

you mean they are police brutality made manifest?
My friend that is every Imperial faction
I just like the image of a typical 40k battlefield, everything is covered in rust and diesel, people are charging blindly at each other, everyone is screaming, and then these guys come out in their neatly pressed uniform and in perfect formation to catch a choppa with their teeth
They'd die if they did that 
well no, mordians are literally cops
Yes that's the point
no
Also this yeah
high lords guvnor decided that not enough civvies were killed by the police
Aren't they selected specifically from the riot squads because Mordian is rioting planetwide at all times
Nah they are the police force in general
then a chaos incursion happend
they told the demons they were going 90 in a 30
and impounded the csm's ships
so when the fog lifted the amdinistratum decided they would make good guard
You are what you eat
If you are what you eat then my client is a innocent man your honor
Since Nurgle corruption/disease is willpower based, does that mean someone could facetank a great unclean one ass blast if they were mentally built different enough
Out of pocket question but must be asked
It's not just willpower based, that has it's own category of nurglite diseases to compliment the rest 
Remember to shower to keep nurgle away.
And wear your rosary, or protective charm.
Only sheer faith and absolute will power can fight chaos. They might kill you, but you didn't fall into temptation.
Will Power and some Ammo.
Lmao
"You might have gotten eaten alive by Angron and died a slow awful death. But hey at least you still believed in Big E."
Ahh thanks mate
I am glad to know then that there is no way a poor guardsman has suffered that fate and survived
Sounds accurate
I mean the Imperium seems to like dying for the Emperor.
Thats one way of putting it
Do you think it would be scarier to big E if he was conscious this whole time and saw all that was happening, or if he woke up and had to learn what his empire turned into?
I'm thinking the first one
Thats already the canon one so yes
Oh really? That's very, very sad
I don't know a lot about how he acted when he was a not-corpse, but my limited knowledge points to him being kinda based and well-meaning
How was he a warlord/what bad things did he do?
I know he's a tyrant because he didn't want to take the democratic approach to getting the right things done 10,000 years slower tho 
his son constructed temples in multiple planets to worship him
What did he do instead did he tell his son that this is wrong and that he should stop and that he appreciates what he is trying to do but it is wrong
or he made his son watch as he blows up the planets which had all of the temples built in
Here's another one
Your son is leading a rebellion after getting absolutely railed by the planet that you're going to recruit into the imperium
Would you A save him and the rebellion members so that you can show to him that you're a good guy
or B just forcefully take your son and make him watch as those people he led to a rebellion for a better future get slaughtered
No wonder Horus Heresy happened
He's not a great dad
I guess vat babies don't really give you the same paternal instincts, do they
I think a lot of people would want imp guard
i'm talking From an outsiders perspective
Which is a more recognizable warhammer 40k component
To someone who doesn't know about it
The almighty angels of the emperor
Or joe the guardsman that got shot in the leg and got ripped apart by an ork
I think guardsmen portray the setting better tbh
Portray the setting yes but bringing the money for call of duty?
The armored angels are better for that
Maybe both?
Space marines could be a special streak or something
That way you get the contrast
Of just how strong they are in comparison
There are not boring imperial god designs most definitely but those are sometimes even more obscured compared to say cadians krieg and catachan
And those guards men are very basic in terms of looks
Yeah
Literally the space marines that you are seeing right now are two of the most popular being blood angels and ultra marines
I think there can be a good balance of the two options
I’m sure you could have lots of customization options
Regular guard gear is very close to Cadian stuff
Catachan definitely isn't basic looking.
You said Cadian
I mean in design anyways they're nowhere close to the basic design. But Cadians definitely I guess.
Catachan are incredibly basic/generic, they're just the dudes from 80s action movies like Rambo and Predator.
Literally Catachan drip
Like I love this guy, but he's literally just Dillon from Predator
They are literally army dudes in green pants, a tank top and a red bandana.
That is basic lol
Hmm, seems GW is actually releasing newly designed models for Old World now.
Sure would be a shame if you used them as Steelhelms for AoS instead 
these look p good
I love the look of Black orcs but those old models look pretty shit
They actually do and it makes me more annoyed about most of the other releases being so old
These ones prove that they could have recreated the old models with new designs keeping the same style and they would look so much better, they were just too lazy.
They look so bad lol
still waiting on the old world kislev minis
didnt GW say Kislev and Cathay are not getting anything
i thought that was the whole point of old world
Yea they said they don't plan on doing anything for Kislev or Cathay in a Community post about TW:Warhammer 3
old world L
Old World has been getting L's since the day it got announced
goated concept but 0 efforts from gw
the fact that
people actually still buy these models is sad tbh
talk about being desperate, christ
The point of Old World was to sell 40 year old plastic to boomers and nostalgia addicts for ridiculous prices
They've started forming their own communities and outright banning anyone who points out how bad some of the models are and then pulling the "If you don't like them then just admit you're not a real fan"
Why waste your money on the old black orc models when you can get an Orruk Ard'Boy
I want to be milked
seems like i'm going to have to make those 2024 standards empire state troops models myself
Adam i swear to god i will dehydrate you
You're legit better off doing that lol
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Lemon zero jump scare
BRUH
The fuck
Seeing the coke label in yellow makes me uncomfortable
Lemon doesn't sound bad but diet lemon?
Diet Soda tastes so bad.
Just drink actual Soda at that point.
Coke zero is different to diet coke, diet coke does taste weird but coke zero is fine
and Pepsi Max is great
Dr. Pepper Zero and Diet both suck.
I cannot drink them.
It's just honestly not worth buying the zero or diet.
Although you said Soda which makes me think you're American, so although they use the same name you probably have completely different products ingredients wise to what we have.
Because different food quality laws
We allow bacteria in our food
It's why American KFC chicken is banned.
In many other countries and they make their own recipe.
I don't like kfc anyways it's kinda gross.
I think that's the case for pretty much every American fast food chain, they have to change their recipes in order to operate in Europe
I mean to be honest it probably tastes better.
And not as artificial.
Water is just better anyways though in most cases.
and when they don't change their recipes it causes some funny things like in Ireland the bread that Subway uses is not legally classified as bread because it has too much sugar, it's actually a cake.
To be classified as bread it can't have more than a 2% sugar content and it's got like 10%, so legally it's cake.
is that lemon coke and ZERO sugar?
thats some good stuff there
Yeah
Ok this isn't that bad
Very cool
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Ever since I started painting Warhammer fan art for many reasons I hadn't been dared to think of approaching this potent figure, the Emperor of mankind. Besides required strong artistic skills one important reason was that I couldn't see any good idea or a context to show him.
Th...
The art is great but as much as he goes into a text-wall of "how to showcase the emperor" he pretty much looks about the same as any other artwork but his head is just glowing.
reading is for nerds

I just like the way he depicted big E's changing appearance
the whatCU
I assume the Warhammer Cinematic Universe
god
I really hope it flops honestly
the amount of overhype around it has gotten so tiring lmao
I dislike this trend of adding "Cinematic universe" to everything, it just sounds dumb
I want one really good TV show and maybe a movie followed by about a dozen Madame Webs that gives warhammer a pop culture reputation of being total and absolute garbage
Dilara always wishing for something warhammer related that has even the slightest amount of hype flopping harder than godzilla after using up his radiation
Like "The Marvel Cinematic Universe" Bro just say Marvel movies.
Ah the nuclear solution to bringing warhammer back to being the worst thing around
I see quite a few people saying MCU
though

Yea that's the one which popularised it, it's still dumb
finest quality of yours i think besides the barrel war crimes
World of Darkness ?
Helldivers Elysian Drop Troops preparing to fight a Automaton Hulk Chaos Dreadnought
Ok but I’d love an Elysian drop troops game
https://youtu.be/xzfwtVswxK8?si=x3ltH_wmythwme3J they got a world renowned entomologist to talk about the bugs
Alien bugs are a threat to YOUR democracy. Entomologist Dr. George McGavin explains why you should join the Helldivers today. Enlist in the galaxy’s last line of offence on PS5 or PC.
The bug propaganda goes crazy on this one
I can only call it a “cinematic universe” if it has several series/universes interacting in one setting
So technically I can call marcel movies an MCU ig
For or against?
Do you think they'll make Heldane a character in something
Oh God we both thought of the horse man
Heldane is like an abusive father in the sense that I feel some kind of deep, buried affectation for him based purely off familiarity, but every thought of him fills me with a mix of complicated emotions, none of which are good
Because he turned himself into a horse
If it helps almost basically every cinematic universe that isnt Marvel has failed miserably.
the Marvel slop is also way past its heyday since Endgame

I'm not even sure what the last Marvel movie I saw was, it seems like nowadays it's just a cycle of "Marvel is dead" and "We're so back" with every new release
Endgame was the end of an era
After that everything that released was definitely
a lot more dead than uncle ben after he got shot
Spiderman suffering is a common enough occurrence that it's not too soon it's how fast are you going to crack the joke
It's pretty based that the Spiderverse movie just straight up said that if Spiderman doesn't suffer then reality will explode.
Comic accurate
There's a reason Moon Knight considers him a friend, and it's not a good one lmao
Instead of shawty, would Nurgle cultists call their partner sharty
no
There's only one Sharty
But-...okay 

There are two types of people when it comes to her I can fix her and I can make her so much worse
What worshiping a god that wants to kill reality does to a mf’er
TBF that's true of every companion in the game
People acting like ascending astarion into a vampire is good goes crazy
Except Karlach
And halsin minsc, Jaheira
Karlach has very few issues
she is the personification of chaotic good
That might be due to the whole absolutism thing really beating her down
yep suprised I didn't get poisoned immediately
While her way of thinking is not really in line with mine most of the time I do feel sorry for being absolutely turned into a tool
pun intended for that
Lol
Karlachs issue isn't really "I can fix her" and "I can make her worse", it's more "I can fix her" or ||"I can let her die"|| or "I can fix her ||By turning her into a mindflayer||"
Can you even fix karlach
Not really?
when you get her to return to avernus she says she found a forge that you can maybe used to finally calm down her engine maybe get a better model
||she pretty much has to go back to the nine hells regardless||
The party failed in descent to avernus smh
Seeing as zariel is still in charge lol
she gets a nice vacation around her hometown before she gets back to hell
Ascending gale is worth it to see him piss off Zariel
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nice vacation I mean alien invasion
he becomes even more unbearable though
Tbh Zariel is like arguably untouchable lol
Seeing as Asmodeus would get angry if someone started messing with the first layer
I like Pathfinder hell
Me literally strolling into the House of Raphael and absolutely roasting him alive
hey wolf is the Tav Mind flayer special
Oh wait I'm thinking of Raphael being told to fuck off lol
They’re just a mind flayer as far as we know
Soul getting “destroyed” and all
Yeah but in the final battle not only do you retain your skills of your previous class but you also recognize the people you made friends with
i mean it is from a specialized tadpole
Yeah mindflayers do retain those things
In the astral plane
The issue with swapping is that it's a drastic swap in emotions and mind set
But it seems normal enough
Shame we didn't actually encounter Zariel in BG3, the amount of simping would be phenomenal.
Tbh how would we even see her in person
She’s either killing demons or sitting in her fortress
That’s how dnd hell works
There’s a lot of lawyers
And contracts
Devils are lawful evil
Demons are chaotic evil
They don’t get along
i mean you literally consume this
So I guess your transformation having a bit of quirks isn't really surprising
Devils are a necessary evil in dnd tbh
Mostly since they stop all of reality from fucking exploding via demons
We see Vlaakith and Myrkul, a quick hello to Zariel wouldn't be that surprising considering atleast two of the companions stories are linked to her in some way.
That’s true
and if you're using the durge Bhaal even performs lobotomy for free
if you refuse him
Is Zariel on the same level as Raphael ? Or much more powerful ?
She rules an entire layer of hell
Hubba hubba
Surrounded by an army
If you fight her as intended she’s meant to be a party killer
I do love my girlbosses
Ohh yeah wolf what do you think of this hilarious guy
The one time she’s been put in a campaign was descent to avernus where you’re fighting her to convince her to remember her memories
I love withers
Raphael is just a powerful Cambion, Zariel is an Angel who became an Archdevil.
Wither is so funny
also you have a fancy sword
yep probably also Jergal
Probably is downplaying it
Considering that he basically casts true resurrection like it's a walk in the park
he probably is the avatar of Jergal
no he is
TBF in Descent into Avernus if you managed to survive long enough to actually face Zariel you're probably strong/lucky enough to survive her.
Yeah
Also the fact that redeeming her is based on a charisma check

You can get all the way there
And still fail
It is an unreasonably hard adventure module
One of the few times I will tie up a bard to a stick and make him do the talking
Did your character identify the statue in the Chapel wou find him in ?
Zariel also having like 3 different stat blocks is funny
Like the portion where you're driving through the desert in Hell as like lvl6 characters and if the driver fails something like a DC18 check then the entire party takes like 100 damage each
Each being painful in a different way from the other
Yeah that goes crazy
my oath of vengeance paladin sense something unnatural within him
Or the part for like lvl 4 adventurers where there's a laser which instantly disintegrates anyone it touches that has less than 100 HP.
I do think Zariel as intended would be an absolutely absurd boss fight
And would be funny as shit to see in BG3
Even if it’s comically unfair
I really wanted this one to be a summon or a pet but shame basilisks aren't in the game
Descent to avernus feels like it’s an old dnd adventure module meant to kill people tbh
Not like tomb
But more like 3e or 2e stuff
Oh yea, like there's a good chance that the party won't survive the very first encounter in the game
Descent to Avernus as a post ||EB||Dlc 
Tomb of annihilation is such a stupid/funny adventure
You ****** your DM enough he's going to throw a third edition 3 headed version of this that has force breath and has wings

I would never do that to my players
They’re good
I haven’t been a player in a campaign for a while ngl
Honestly that's something I dislike about 5e
Level 18+ players could conceivably kill a tarrasque
Frankly, a good build and party can do it pretty easily
5e’s curve is fucked tbh
If you run high level campaigns it's hard to find a monster that's like "do NOT fight this thing no matter what you do"
Homebrew some abomination to throw at your party
Tarrasque is just, lure it into an acid-trapped pit
Lvl 1-4 can be a death run, but once your party get to lvl 5 then they're going to survive unless something goes massively wrong.
I ran a level 15 game once and I took an ancient red dragon, buffed it to hell with a list of 5th level spells it could cast at will specifically because I did not want them to fight it
They were supposed to aid an evacuation
They killed it
Party said "oh cool, final boss" and proceeded to bully god dragon
The trick if you want to have a God/unkillable character is don't give them stats.
At least Tuckers Kobolds still wipes parties
They were level 12
And they killed a dracolich
Now granted 2 people in my party like minmaxing
But still lol
Minmaxing? You mean surviving?
I'm glad we're talking about D&D because I've had a very specific gripe on my chest
Lol
Tbh I could have made the encounter harder
and the characters were supposed to reach level 20?
But I didn’t want a tpk
No
Realistically no
No wonder campaigns bare minimum end at like level 13
Most campaigns don’t go to 20
Why tf do clerics and druids/rangers, who are supposed to be the most knowledgable classes about religion and nature respectively, have worse bonuses for those things than a regular wizard who's lived in a tower his whole life
My friends know that if i put kuo-toa in the game, someone is going to die, no matter what level they are or what they do, so it always turns into "I don't have to be stronger than the monsters, I just need to be stronger than you"
Like in Dark Heresy the section that talks about making an Inquisitor is all to do with lore and personality there's nothing to do with stats or builds or abilities, because Inquisitors don't need stats, because if you're ever fighting the Inquisitor you've already lost. The Inquisitor just wins because they are the plot device.
Int is a dumpstat in almost any build for those classes so like
druid who mistakes an owlbear egg for a robin egg
or if your friends get lucky, they make the kuo-toa worship the party as avatars of gods giving them bonuses and powers
Because they're divine casters, they understand these things intuitively but may not be "book smart" or "knowledgeable" about them
Because Wizards get everything because they're the favourite child
I think those classes should just get a specific passive where they use their wisdom mod for those skills instead if that clas is their highest level (for multiclassing)
Thank goodness in BG3 playing as a berserker barbarian doesn't make me want to tear my skin off
exhaustion can go **** itself
Literally false
Cleric is the best class
And it’s not even close
Genuinely look at the Wizard subclasses, they have one that lets them do everything
Wizards actually study religion and nature and can recite a field guide by heart. A druid, on the other hand, knows what common poisons smell like because they eat weird shit in the woods all the time.
As intended tbh
and if you look at the UA subclasses it's even worse
True, don't give clerics that passive
Clerics are strongest, wizards are most versatile, druids are consistent.
Druids and rangers doe
There’s a reason I ban peace cleric
At my table
Always
That shit literally breaks the game
healing damage
hell they can hit enough force if they choose the path of war
Death Clerics are good fun if you want necromantic shenanigans and don't mind tracking a ton of pets
They are literally so versatile it's ******* hilarious
Okay but a 20th level druid and ranger who spend their entire lives out in the wilderness, experiencing everything about it, know less by default than a 1st level wizard who just reads tomes
Wut
Just heal when they’re downed
shame tabletop monk sucks
Pathfinder is better in some ways about rulesets
We have a tool for that, it's called "Can I roll insight instead since I probably have first hand experience of this thing already?"
In terms of flexability
Like Wizard literally has a Subclass that has abilities which is basically "Lets Wizard do metamagic, but without costing any limited resources"
That's def reaching close to homebrew, as understandable as it is
Insight is for knowing something's behavior
I'm glad at least monk got overhauled
Just let them use the gat damn wisdom mod so that proficiencies in that thing actually matter rather than being +1 versus -1 💀
but i'm not gonna play DND because i don't have access to it
What'd you mean?
I can't really buy this stuff for it and well i don't have friends
There's websites that have literally everything to do with 5e for free
(Joke)
oh shit
can you tell me the name of the website
I have like 4 official books and a book of companions from a YouTuber I watch
But I never play D&D
It is so sad
maybe i can drag my 3 idiotic musketeers for friends along for this one
I’ll do it in like 3 or 4 hours I have a lot of lectures today
any time
I gave him some links
Feel free to provide your own
I will probably unfortunately forget these because I have the brain of a croatoa that got dominated by a mind flayer but @arctic talon @rocky gale thank you
You have the brain of a Croatia?
Kuo toa
Fishman
i'm just too lazy to correct myself
Are they edible
Yes
I mean they are fish but they do have the same psychic powers as orks
funnily enough
Iirc there is some module where you're supposed to get Kuo Toa rations.
It's not precisely whether it's descriptive or possessive iirc
Ah yes the Kuo-Toa who were driven insane and gained psychic powers due to their enslavement by the Illithids, not to be confused with the Gith who were driven insane and gained psychic powers due to their enslavement by the Illithids, also not to be confused with the Duergar who were driven and insane and gained psychic powers after being enslaved by the Illithids and additionally not to be confused with the Derro who were driven insane and gained psychic powers after being enslaved by the Illithids.
Its unfortunately a larger percentage on the clueless department.
But still its funny so
there's also a thing i didn't screenshot wich is a tablet next to a corpse of this game's equivalent of the imperial guard which reads something like : if you die holding the line, we might grant ur family class C citizenship
Its mostly an after-effect comparison of them saying since Starship troopers is also not satire (which it literally is) this game isn't either.
The movie has really blown up in popularity due to the game so all sorts of morons are coming in with that opinion.
My favorite has to be the trailer where they get a IRL insect-scientist and play terminid pictures behind him without telling him to use for propaganda
he notices and objects and they drag him off screen
💀
there's also a loading tip that's like, the automatons have an inbuilt protocol that makes them susceptible to suppression
not just any other Entomologist that's Dr. George McGavin https://youtu.be/xzfwtVswxK8?si=2ytLqBAgXyU_hDlZ
Alien bugs are a threat to YOUR democracy. Entomologist Dr. George McGavin explains why you should join the Helldivers today. Enlist in the galaxy’s last line of offence on PS5 or PC.
the absolutely non sentient robots
they got a world renowned insect scientist for this shit
lmao yep
Also yep
that are 100% susceptible to suppression
Most people haven't even noticed that your character is technically the ship, not the Helldivers
they just fear death because why not
Also you can talk with the cap wearing engineer on the ship
whos like
INCREDIBLY fucking naive
"The automatons got red eyes just like recording cameras. That means they must be using human technology!"
me: what in the fu-
In fairness is he wrong ?

she mentions that if she finishes her service she'll be granted privileges like, being allowed to buy a class-c pet for her children, like a hamster or a goldfish
god
yeah it's basically starship troopers
They downplay the enemies very very much but under the lies and propaganda these are the greatest killing machines you can meet
its so fucking funny
What, the Automaton used to be human/cyborg no ?
Yeah the actual autos are robots i think
Like I haven't played HD1 in ages but the Cyborg used to be a human faction iirc
their leaders are borgs
they are self-replicating sentient robots
Yeee
created by the cyborgs to help them fight super earth
oh boy
I wonder how many settings had that and went absolutely wrong
Like everytime your Helldiver dies, you're replaced with a new one, but most people think you're just being cloned or revived or something, when really the Helldivers are just expendable shmucks and it's a completely new person everytime you call one in. Only the ship matters.
yep basically star troopers
Once human, these terrorists have broken away from the peaceful ways of Super Earth and are fixed on mass destruction, devastation, and ruination. Utilizing inferior technology they have become obsessed with the manipulation of their bodies and constantly seek to pervert the skin with machines that according to them, gives them a higher meaning in life.
Does lend to the Automaton "using human technology"
i mean they do because they are humans
Automatons are confirmed to be the children of the cyborgs
They were a contengincy plan
it's just that the automatons aren't directly descendent of the cyborgs
Yeah
The cyborgs made the automatons at some point
except the cyborgs are busy being enslaved
On their homeworld
Enslaved ?
super earth ran over their homeworld in game 1
Damn
Hope the Automatons manage to save them and liberate them back
Are all the Cyborg in the mines or only those on their home world
On their homeworld mines
theres literal human heads on pikes
Yeah the automatons I don’t feel too bad killing
Good thing neither do we 
And I suppose all 3 Homeworld of the enemies were taken over ?
The bugs were being farmed yeah
Till they uh broke free
Illuminate it’s not clear
Is it?
illuminate soons, with their wmd the bastards
Yea there's a space for them to appear in the South of the map
there's a very brief news report on the television in ur ship that mentions illuminate sightings
but nothing else yet
Cyborgs and illuminate weren’t evil tbh
There's also one that mentions Illuminate possibly being responsible for the bugs breaking free
ofc not
Bugs are evil ?
bugs are allegedly sentient too
Bugs are probably evil?
Tyranids i guess
and they're being farmed by SE
They’re sentient creatures is the thing
But they seem to just want to kill all humans so

I’d assume that includes the cyborgs as well
i mean if you get treated like a cow and manage to break out
just made to fight
Yeah
Illuminate are gona be funny once they’re added
I wonder how many different species the bugs are actually made up of
Since they seem to have multiple like
Very different ones
Don't know much about helldivers lore but I love the bugs
( democracy and freedom are a lie you are nothing more than slaves )
You want to vote? sounds like something a Socialist Automaton would want.
This really manages my democracy
I also want special stuff explained
Yeah
Like I think I’ve figured out how enemies call in reinforcements now but fuck if it’s not told at all
Only small bots can call in reinforcments
Any bug can call them in but small ones tend to do it
There’s also a special robot variant that calls in reinforcements faster
Target the Commissar
Oh yeah speaking of
first match in Malevon Asscreek
we won + destroyed every outpost, fuck this map lol
the bots can have it
What settings are you running on
Everything is Medium/Low
like some other game the optimisation for this game is dogshit
lmao

also
Went to the subreddit for the first time and half of it is
- Why is this subreddit so toxic
- This shop is so good bro! (people complaining about fomo in the comments)
Wow, its like looking in a mirror


The discord is apparently chud central
Anyway here's some emotional support mozzarella
AAAA
love to fight the automatons
Automatons are "POV: You are fighting Tau/Necrons" simulator
my buddy got blown up by a tower-turret and we've never seen one until before 💀
Also totally not Dreadnoughts
yeah the hulks are legit egregious from how ripped off they are lol
like its LITERALLY a fucking primaris dread
I’ll try to find it
There’s an image from the companies earlier game
Which is literally just a fantasy looking space marine
Yeah im assuming like
They’re pretty open with their influences
the artist just saw it and plopped it in the game
Terminids
also its not like "nids" in Tyranids is creative either
Arachnids anyone

The Illuminarium whatever dudes are pretty much a Protoss/Eldar deal
ALSO to be fair
Advanced Smooth-curved Precursor Race is not original either

Death.
Nid is shorten for nizdo which means nest, arachnid directly translates to spider nest which is pretty funny
I don’t think tyranids even nest actyalkt1
Do hive ships count as nests
Kinda but like yeah it was literally just:
"Tyr and Nids sound cool, lets name them Tyranids."
lmao
Lmao
I don’t think that any of 40k’s faction names are unqiue
Eldar is something I’m pretty aure
Idk they’re fairly unique, it’s not all well done but they work as far as sci fi goes. Nids are pretty influential to the whole “mass waves of bug aliens” thing in general.
Even that is pretty well done I think tbh
oh god he's a luddite now kill him
Space Marines weren’t exactly a common term before 40k
40k ripped some tropes but they also made it their own thing a lot
Kid named Prometheus bomb
The litany of litany's litanies
Im gonna disagree but im almost to work so I can’t pull up sources
They existed
But it’s not like it’s a bad term or whatever
It’s just a descriptor more than anything
Starship Troopers isn’t exactly an inspired name but it still works
The fact that 40k has kinda taken the space marine moniker for itself is a good indicator, obviously anyone can use it ultimately but still
Eldar is straight up stolen from LOTR
Lmao
Also pretty much this yeah
40k names are not creative
they are suppose to be shit that sounds cool on toys
the SCARY NECRONS
the BRAVE IMPERIAL GUARD
the MIGHTY SPACE MARINES
lol
It’s not a bad thing tbh
yeah its not
im just saying its not creative
theres no need to praise GW's "ingenuity"
"We got orcs but its spelt with a K"
The Eldar
its Greek but it has ties in Asia yeah
Those Turks have such a unique alphabet

Also another point
Tyranids are not influential at all. They literally stole basically every single bug race trope and made it into a kitchen bio-sink.
Hiveminds, special bugs, psychic fuckery, big bugs leading little bugs, etc
Everything about Star Wars basically is stolen from earlier things, Lucas has talked about this. Same with a lot of stuff from things like Bladerunners. It doesn’t mean they didn’t influence a lot of later works and didn’t inspire stuff themselves.
Same as how the Zerg influenced stuff later despite being very obviously influenced by the Nids
omg same. ofc i was the one to eat the tank round, quite literally in fact
titanium-alloy helmets dont do much against a plasma round the size of one's head
Tyranids used to be more 'alien' than bugs
the bugs thing really came in during 3rd edition
before they were fleshy xenomorphs
The railgun, energy field and rail cannon help a lot
with somewhat more 'human' weirdly distorted faces
Yeah but 40k is a lot more egregious about it. Comparing it to another IP doesn't stop it from the fact that the creativity is not there to begin with.
The fact that GW tried shit like copyrighting the term space marine and losing a court case over it is the nail in that coffin lol
They still are tbh.
their big mid 2000's re-design leaned a lot into the xenomorph stuff
yeah, there was a step back though they did retain more chitinous plates though
the bulbous head is the only remaining iconic design i think

I hate how I can't play hell diveers
The real reason I don't want an assassin in darktide because they might cannibalize me.
Why are Space Marines allowed to eat people but death cults are shunned by the Ecclesiarch?
And people think the world eaters are bad everyone is eating another human.
Then again many worlds don't follow what the Ecclesiarch or Imperium Creed says. As so many are so isolated.
They arent allowed, they keep it a secret, otherwise they'd get purged lol
and the brain eating/memory gain shit is seen as a necessity since its like one bite
I mean death cults are important though for assassins.
They arent
Death Cults are just nutjobs you can get for your retinue
its people that love stabbing other people while wearing latex
Inquisitors don't care if they kill people. They're going to get executed regardless.
Who
I mean radicals are controversial at best, so someone might be pissed at that.
The hell are you talking about
I mean even using exterminatus is controversial in the Imperium.
Which is surprising, but not really it's less about the people and more about the factories and tech.
I mean I don't know how death cults are allowed to exist, despite they're basically heretics.
Maybe because corpse starch is processed.
Because the Imperium is massive and you cant police planets numbering in trillions
as long as you adhere to the Imperial Creed and dont act too chaos'y nobody cares
I mean not even that eating raw flesh and processed food are very different.
One is cooked and processed with other ingredients
So the Imperium doesn't care unless they're a puritan.
Most aren't Puritans and just want to live.
Who
Or are extreme to survive.
Inquisitors?
I mean I doubt inquisitors care sometimes, as long they're not heretics.
In general
Yeah not the same thing
Most people in the Imperium do not care unless you are a inquisitor and most don't care about Imperium Creed.
They do care
almost 95% of the population does
you do realise these people are religiously indoctrinated from birth most of the time right
They eat so they dont starve
they dont exactly get much choice in most imperial societies
Anything tastes good when you hungry.
I mean Imperium Creed is popular but the Ecclesiarch is isolated in comparison.
Its the main religion of the Imperium
they are both the same thing
its not isolated
I mean to have a main stream military the only thing they do not have. Sisters exist but compared to the rest of the Imperium.
Sisters are still a very formidable force.
They are not as numerous as the Guard but they are countless number of convents in the galaxy with Sororitas.
I mean and they're only merely grunts.
Which is surprising seeing how fierce they are.
I mean they're not the Militarum so also that.
Even Repentia get eviscerators.
They arent "grunts".
Where did you get that from
You do realise like, they can launch literal Holy Wars right
or Crusades of faith with countless Sisters in them
I mean in their ranks sisters are low ranks, but I guess it doesn't matter in the Ecclesiarch.
Nonetheless.
Unless sister isn't a rank and more something you are being of the sororitas.
Its a rank.
Sororitas are very elite fighters too
are you thinking they just get given power-armor and bolters, meltas and other stuff because they are expected to charge a gunline and die for no reason
Sororitas is the whole organization.
Adepta Sororitas Sisters are only one branch including actual missionaries, and doctors.
and their main fighting contingent is also referred to as "Sororitas" on multiple occassions. So no, it makes no difference to differentiate them.
Expect it does.
It doesn't.
The U.S Army has medics, engineers and so on too
yet its still referred to as the army
what are you even getting at
💀
Hospitaller aren't the same thing.
They're Adepta Sororitas
There is a reason they have Ordos.
And Orders.
The military goes into branches, so no.
That's just incorrect.
Its not.
I read the codex so
lol
Anyway, they are all sororitas.
you are a sister no matter what branch you are in
Like how all navy, army, marines are all military but are not the same thing.
They do, but not to the extent of branches.
All members of the sororitas orders are expected to take into combat when war calls, thats why you can field them in the tabletop.
So yeah, they are all sisters.
So it's not just a rank then.
But all members but also a rank.
Though hospitaller aren't fighting they're healers, and interrogators.
Its a rank and a title.
They can fight.
You can literally field them in the tabletop
lol
Just become one fights doesn't make them a warrior.
They're all scary
What
The Sororitas are specifically a professional standing army
Layered under a good bit of legal bs
Ecclesiarchy "grunts" are pilgrim hordes that flood every holy site
I tried to explain that for the last 30 minutes
kept jumping subjects like 5 times lol
I mean, the thing that makes them a warrior is probably the bit where they go through the same training process the other sisters go through + medical training
Marine apothecaries mainly deal with injured marines
But they're still marines
And they can still rip you in half with their bare hands or blow your head off from a mile away
Same goes for the hospitallers
Except with a more sister appropriate comparison
I mean combat medics first job isn't even fighting but keeping people alive
I don't doubt they cannot fight and kill someone. But that doesn't make it their first purpose.
But that's usually self defense.
They usually prove themselves under fire, and less then combat. They're not wet nurses.
Thats what I fucking said lol
also your entire argument was a battle sister is not a "sororitas"
so i dont even know what the fuck this chat is at this point 💀
No it wasn't
all battle sisters are adeptus sororitas but not all sororitas are battle sisters
something something real sororitas were the friends we made along the way something
Why do deathcults remind me of the Drukhari?
All I see is lewd murderers in stilettos.
Looks close enough to me to be heretics.
Maybe not the same.
But the hoods and everything looks very heretical to me.
Because the only connections you make are agile people with knives
Its just grimdark/gothic fashion
me when the xenos have cool guns
yeah I'd let her have my pancreas if she needed it for unspecified "research"
ayo the nemesis destroyers/nemesis of the ultramirens are pretty cool
how many companies in HH get their own cool colorschemes during HH
the 22nd said fuck it
and piant their armor black
So pyskers can practice and increase their psychic capabilities and focus them. Do blanks have any way to hone their powers? I’m not sure how you can train not having a soul even more then you already do
ues actually, both through tech and being trained by other blanks I.E sisters of scilence
What does that training consist of?
Like you can keep doing pysker stuff to exercise it like a muscle
i imagine its jlike reverse psyekr training
How do you train your soul? Or lack thereof
Never really elaborated on, but it can be in just like sisters of silence or the assassin temple honing it in some way
the training is probably related to your mental strength
and other aspects
You can kind of flex your muscle/blank aura (control it's size) of particularly stronger blanks, this is noted in the watchers of the throne books, talking about the sisters of silence
In the shortstory, the voice, the blanks (sisters of silence again) kind of have a soul, it's just like an anti soul or a soul wrapped in a black hole kinda analogy
blanks are said to lack a soul, but i think its just a figure of speech. clearly they have something that blots out psychic powers and whatnot, otherwise if lacking a soul is the only prerequisite for being a blank, then psykers should be foaming at the mouth at the mere sight of a rock.
Its a -1 to 1 issue, not 0 to 1 issue is how i think about it.
They have souls, its just not like ours.
I never read any Warhammer 40k book before. All of what I know comes from Youtube videos, games, browsing through wikis, and asking questions to you guys.
I want to start with one. Can I start with something from Necromunda? Or do I need to start with Main 40k universe?
pick what you want
If you pick a 40K book you would get the perspective of the universe more to a character's point of view
You pick necromunda it will only be set in well necromunda
but necromunda is like the most fleshed out planet 40K more so than Terra
Any recommendation on which ones are the most beginner friendly?
40K because it mostly doesn't throw you things that are only native to necromunda and you see more of other planets I think
I'm not too deep into necromunda is the thing but taking what i know
Would say you go deeper into 40K then if you're comfortable enough go to necromunda
Oops! Didn't notice there's a text channel for books right next to here, should I have asked there instead?
Not really a problem if you asked here but yeah the book club would help you more in this type of thing
In their pins they even have beginner friendly 40K books
You could look for the ones you like there
Ok thanks
I violently disagree with Gaunt's Ghosts as a starting point
The first half of Gaunt's books suffer from being a tad bit old so not everything makes sense in modern context but they're still pretty easily digestible for beginners
The Belisarius Cawl book seemed pretty easy as a first read
I thoroughly enjoyed Ciaphas Cain when first starting out
Gaunt's Ghost's massive ass cast makes it a difficult recommendation
Beliarius is a decent starting point too
Eisenhorn, gaunt, cain... But you can just read what's interesting to you and slowly get introduced to other things
Asking for blueberries content and feeling like you need to read an army guy fighting tau isn't a good place to be
Infinite and divine is a great introduction for the whole setting too
As with anything Warhammer be it books, games or collecting minis, the best place to start is with whatever interests you most.
i started reading 40k books at a weird spot, my friend one day just gave me Warriors of Ultramar and told me to read it, so i was like whatever i'mma read it
he could've given me Nightbringer, which was the first book in that trilogy but nah, he gave me Warriors of Ultramar...
he did later buy me the omnibus
anyway space marine battle books are all kinda pulpy and easy to get into i guess

Does the Nemesis SM chapter have any of their own books?
Looks like they're mentioned in a couple of books
Are space marine visors actually glowing? Or are they sometimes glowing and sometimes "off" dependion on what function they are currently using?
Some of the voice acting in that anim is pretty impressive. Funny how embarrassing it must be to have fans crank out animations that are better than some of the official ones.
cough cough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT7vob0CHK0
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well the official ones are mostly just by fans who were hired
Yeah, but wouldnt that mean they get a budget? Especially if its going on the warhammer netflix?
and the Scorch one is mostly just reused arma animations so ehh not really comparable imo
well budget sure but the experience and knowhow doesn't just magically get better once you have a payslip
and wouldn't be surprised if the animators now have less time to work with their animations now that they have to work within regulations and not sweatshopping a passion project at home
GW also only puts efforts/money into animations that matter, like the Edition trailers we got so far.
Idk, i always thought that if you were to get hired by a massive company, you would get some training. I just think its unacceptable how low some of the quality official warhammer stuff is. It wouldnt be bad if they put it on their youtube, but the fact that they have an entire subscription behind it, at least to me, seems a bit scummy.
Yeah but GW is not that massive
they are a miniature company, most people and them too dont really care
they make a ton of cash either way
being hired by GW to do animations is like getting hired by your local super market to do animations for them
^
Just a lot more legally strict lol
also "seems a bit scummy" is putting it lightly for GW, its their entire thing 
and shit like Astartes took Syama more than two years to produce, and I swear to god he did not only work 40 hours a week on it so I am in no way surprised it has taken this long for Astartes 2 have any news about it
and Astartes was 15 minutes
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