#40k-lore-chat

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crystal forum
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it's just an ignorant person

storm jungle
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I noticed from their first words on the server being "deus vult"

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also latin pfp lol

celest dome
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Well ignorant wasn't the word I would have said hmmgryn

crystal forum
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we like to think of american continent natives as being caveman level when europeans arrived but nah they had a lot of technology compared to that

dusk patrol
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Yeah I was gonna say I’ve worked on reservations and every single person I asked or talked to about it just preferred Indian

storm jungle
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I mean they stopped typing awhile ago so I guess the sus-meter got too high.

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Anyway

rose thorn
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Wrong sticker

dusk patrol
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I just defer to whatever the person prefers but in general I’ve yet to meet a person with native heritage and involvement in their community who cared about being called Indians or didn’t use it mostly too

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It’s more how you say it

crystal forum
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that's interesting

rose thorn
crystal forum
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i also had difficulty calling "them" something

storm jungle
crystal forum
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sometimes i said native, sometimes first nation

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but mostly they didnt give a shit lol

storm jungle
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this is basically like someone calling me British even though I'm a Turk lol

dusk patrol
storm jungle
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its an entirely wrong terminology from where they are from but yeah its been so long most people dont care

rose thorn
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Also talking about Indians in a server of like mainly not Americans would probably get confusing

dusk patrol
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Generally in the contexts of where I was working I tried to refer to them by their tribe anyways

crystal forum
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that's probably the safest bet

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it was hard for me though because it was both cree and inuits

dusk patrol
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It helps that Sioux is so fast and easy to say though

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Some of the tribe names I can see shortening it lol

crystal forum
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it took me 2 months just to learn how to type kuujjuarapik

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i dont even think i typed it correctly

dusk patrol
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Also there was a guy named Ron His Horse is Thunder and that was always such a funny juxtaposition to me

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He didn’t like that name either

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Fucking hated it when people didn’t just call him Ron

crystal forum
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do most native american tribes use those sorts of names?

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the cree i talked to all had european names like joshua

dusk patrol
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I think it varies and typically they’ll have a simpler name they use

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Idk though I have a small sample size I was around

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A lot of them are basically jokes too

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It’s like fighter pilot call signs, most of them you get for doing some dumb shit early on

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And the cooler they sound the dumber it was

crystal forum
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lol

green loom
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I know an ethnic group that prefers the slur schmarf

arctic talon
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“Blackout” they got blackout drunk and shit themselves

green loom
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Though I avoid using it

dusk patrol
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My favorite pilot call sign I heard of was “Legend” because he failed a test no one had failed ever in the entire history of the air force

crystal forum
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yeah i know that call signs are never about something cool you do

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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My uncle was a head mechanic on a base and he had a shitton of funny stories about that stuff

crystal forum
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are you a pilot

dusk patrol
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lol no

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I’ve just heard a lot of stories

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This was a different thing I read but one guy was named Bambi because he hit a pregnant deer which ran out onto the runway while taking off

green loom
crystal forum
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jeez

wintry scarab
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Are space marine terminators just normal marines in terminator suits or must they have special augmentation?

arctic talon
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They’re veteran marines in terminator armor

celest dome
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No needed bionic upgrades

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Though they do follow special trainings

wintry scarab
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I thought so. Thanks!

storm jungle
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its like astronauts but you get a minigun

young pecan
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I mean what

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Who said that

storm jungle
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Yeah without diving into it too much its genuinely fucked the more you think about it.

odd robin
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Lmao, we celebrate winning

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The British couldn't stop us and the Indians couldn't either

celest dome
odd robin
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Iron hands space marines recieving gene seed even though they become cyborgs is dumb

odd robin
odd robin
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They replace all their giblets with bolts

dusk patrol
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The geneseed and augmentations are what let them use them more effectively and take on more and more stuff

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They’re straight up better than organic marines and it’s not close

storm jungle
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Either way stop being cringe.

young pecan
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Prime example of the people I was talking about just strolled in, that's convenient

storm jungle
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honestly why am I even putting up with this

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Fucking racist prick

celest dome
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I wonder too I was watching to see the banhammer strike

storm jungle
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Lmao anyway sorry guys continue, ill go do my ban log

young pecan
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Thank you for your service 🫡

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Don't marines have two hearts? Do they have any other organ abnormalities other than just being stronger?

green loom
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Double hearts, triple lungs

arctic talon
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They have 2 hearts, a third smaller lung

green loom
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Fused rib cage

arctic talon
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Not fused actually 🤓

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They retconned it

young pecan
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Triple lungs actually makes a lot of sense

arctic talon
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To like a weird structure instead

green loom
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Very thick rib cage

dusk patrol
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The hearts and lungs are redundant

green loom
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Super liver

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iirc

young pecan
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Okay so do they have bigger throats, or do they just take really long inhales

green loom
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Acid spit

arctic talon
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They have bigger throats I’d assume

dusk patrol
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They’re meant to be able to survive with missing organs to some degree

arctic talon
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Considering how they seem to just be bigger in general

young pecan
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Or can a small group of them de-oxygen the air for a moment if they tried KEKW_ogryn

green loom
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Super clotting

young pecan
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That's funny to me Idk

green loom
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Those sons of horus below the palace might still be alive staregryn

young pecan
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BROTHER CONTROL YOUR BREATHING UNTIL LIFE SUPPORT COMES BACK ON

dusk patrol
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Dorn probably had them killed after the siege

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But they could have survived yes

green loom
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Still a creepy scene lol

dusk patrol
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If they went into suspended animation

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Either way they’re not a problem anymore

green loom
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"How long will we be here"
"Well we'll die in like a few days, you guys though? Probably forever"

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I figure she did

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Joke?

storm jungle
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He was literally being openly racist.

green loom
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Person's in here 4 days, barely interacts at all and one of their first messages is racism

storm jungle
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^

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also literally "deus vulting" in chat lol

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Against native americans

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christ dude lol

green loom
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If you've done moderation at all you'll get used to this process of "New and bad? Kill"

storm jungle
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"they should have invented more than pointy sticks"

green loom
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A bad troll will give themselves away ASAP

storm jungle
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I also had like 3 people DM me about how he was acting, its not like i acting as a executioner out of nowhere.

rose thorn
green loom
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Yeah there's a difference between a regular making an obviously joking comment and a fresh joiner being racist

rose thorn
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Wiay no that was uh

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Why did I say Ceasers legion

storm jungle
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Prob because those tend to the be most obvious chuds

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so you get used to it like a reflex

snow fern
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Schrödinger’s Douche, racists testing waters hoping to get away with “It’s just a joke”.

storm jungle
storm jungle
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^

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Was typing for awhile then stopped. Wonder why.

rose thorn
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Just because the setting has racism doenst mean you can be racist smh

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Also it’s like xenophobia

snow fern
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People talking ill about Ogryns… i just want to talk to em… absolutely just that

green loom
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Now that he's gone I will go back to listening to Ken Ashcorp

storm jungle
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"the indians couldnt either"

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lol

snow fern
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What an ass

spare osprey
dusk patrol
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They did get geneseed

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They just had a lot of the organs replaced with bionic alternatives

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To save time and deal with shortages

spare osprey
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Ik a traitor legion literally denied their recruits the black carapace till they proved themselves.

dusk patrol
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Not that I’m aware, I don’t think it’s mentioned exactly what was replaced, regardless they worked fine for their purpose

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But yeah inductii often got the short end of the stick

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A lot where basically just enhanced, implanted with some memories of veterans for combat experience, and thrown into the fray

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Often with subpar gear. Everyone was running low on everything by the end of the heresy.

arctic talon
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Poor inductii

spare osprey
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EC got handed off to Fabius

rose thorn
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cringe af

rose thorn
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Is what u was responding to

spare osprey
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And there were instances of word bearers having their vocal chords ripped out and replaced with Vox casters

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Just repeated the word of lorgar 24/7

rose thorn
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Surprised they would do it o them selves

snow fern
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Never underestimate zealots I suppose. I imagine some were against the idea, but where driven out or overwhelmed

crystal forum
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@dusk patrol random question, did you see the last of us tv show

dusk patrol
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I didn’t finish it but I saw a lot of it yeah

crystal forum
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did you see the part with the native americans

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i couldn't believe how similar they talk all around north america

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the accent in the show is like the exact same as i heard up north and that's nearly a continent away from the tribe those actors are from

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the way they sort of breath in to say yes

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oh wait no im fucking stupid

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the actors are from canadian regions

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no wonder they sounded familiar

storm jungle
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Probably one of my fav scenes in the show lol

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also how legit they come across as a married couple was funny

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just the entire "Yeah I don't care." attitude.

crystal forum
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dilara it's funny too because they nailed the native american humor

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i can't explain it but holy shit that's exactly how they talk

storm jungle
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Its very blunt but actually funny yeah, its hard to explain but I completely get it lmao

crystal forum
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a cree guy i know explained it to me like they say the joke and they wait for you to connect the dots

dusk patrol
snow fern
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It'd be neat to come across a Lost World in a 40k story cut off from Humanity at large for who knows how many centuries, but the twist has gotta be they are in fact not Chaos Cultists or something easy like that, gotta be that they're just normal people, hanging out, unaware of the greater galactic conflict at large.

rocky gale
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You encounter worlds like that quite often playing Rogue Trader (TTRPG) but if there's no deep dark secret for the players to discover or fight they'll usually ruin the world all on their own.

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Noble was slouching while engaging the party with negotiations so the Drukhari in the group decides to turn him into a cloak, the King seems a bit fat and the servants are a bit skinny so the former Skitarii forces the servants to have a revolution. That sort of thing

rose thorn
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i wonder whats it like to be an artist in 40k in every faction

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well

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most factions

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like an imperium artist vs a tau artist vs necron and so on

storm jungle
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In one you'll prob get shot for drawing the wrong portrait a noble didnt like

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In one you'll prob lose your mind and have constant body dysmorphia as a robot

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Tau society im not sure on lol

rose thorn
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eldar artist must be hell

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every drukhari probably has to live the life of van gogh like 12 times

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ear inlcuded

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drukhari artist*

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Me fr

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(I’m watching naked men paint)

crystal forum
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just let bros paint eachother naked in peace 😤

rocky gale
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No, it is imperative that we invade every aspect of the menfolk's hobbies.

crystal forum
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it's MY job to invade niche spaces and make them gayer

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i ruined a marriage by making somebody bicurious don't test me

viral sable
rose thorn
dusk patrol
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Got em

dusk patrol
dusk patrol
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Based off the descriptions they’re probably right

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Especially considering Tau seem to enjoy human music and art

young pecan
young pecan
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I'm glad the characters don't comment on them as much as they used to

crystal forum
young pecan
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Every time I booted up one of those missions they'd be like "LE LEMUR RUSS OMG"

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Actually a missiom where we escort a leman russ would be pretty sick

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The tank is shooting at an unwinnable horde outside of a circle around it, and we have to deal with whatever gets close

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But that's probably not as engaging so

signal ridge
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is the entire 40k universe just within the milky way galaxy?

signal ridge
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dimension =/= galaxy but i do lik the implications that there are bilions of chaos gods across time and space and that the ones we know are just the ones that happened to look our way, but also that they are more then likely not remotely the most powerful

tough haven
alpine ingot
tulip brook
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Either way art should be on the less creative and dull side

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With chaos gods looking over your shoulder if you delve too deep

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Then cultists going too far with their expression and losing common appeal

young pecan
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It's a shame that the romance cancellations have to be brutal about it

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Rogue Trader ^

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"You are a beauty to my world"
"Go to my quarters"
or "I literally find nothing about you attractive or appealing don't worry"

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At least she took it well

acoustic rock
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Blunt honesty is always the correct answer, people just don't like to accept it because their egos get in the way.

young pecan
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I guess, I just don't see the point in being rude about it if the person wasn't rude or pushy in the first place

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Firm but kind is also a choice

acoustic rock
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I dunno about that

queen laurel
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At least you are being honest about the rejection and not being an ass about it it's up to them if they will accept it the right way or the wrong way

storm jungle
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its always better to be honest and end it sometimes rather than dragging it out and hurting each other more

queen laurel
storm jungle
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^

coarse pumice
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They did a patch and now I can’t make peace with the harlequins ReducedToAtoms

storm jungle
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lmaooo

queen laurel
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They actually fixed one of my gripes

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yeah they did a lot of overhauling

storm jungle
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yeah this patch is huge

queen laurel
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about this patch

green loom
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Lore chat relationship advice hours

coarse pumice
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I brokered peace before, and then everyone just stood there and i couldn't complete the quest

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now I go down, it starts dialogue and locks me into fighting

tulip brook
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Better yet, don't get relationship cues from rpg dates

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Next thing we know someone orders their crush to go to their room and wait there and it doesn't work

rocky gale
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The problem with real life is you can't see the big heart next to the dialogue option.

storm jungle
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The respawn time in IRL also sucks

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same with the plot

queen laurel
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the reusing of the worst company quest is getting very tiring

celest dome
spring cairn
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grandpa hasn't respawned yet

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probably stuck in queue

celest dome
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My grandpa got banned, can't respawn anymore

green loom
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Oh hey

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Lookadat

storm jungle
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LMAO

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THE PLAGUE OGRYN

queen laurel
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bro was just skedaddling

rocky gale
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Seems like a clear lack of animation in that animation

storm jungle
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oof

queen laurel
spring cairn
storm jungle
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

crystal forum
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i have immense respect for animators but holy shit is this really the best GW could afford

storm jungle
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they have my immense respect to explode

queen laurel
green loom
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Night lord drawing slipped in whoops

storm jungle
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looks cool static but with motion oof

queen laurel
# green loom

finally something good to stare at compared to that horrendous animation

green loom
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I feel like it's the Iron within guy

storm jungle
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it has that clunkiness doesnt it

green loom
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That anim had some issues with motion too

storm jungle
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yeaaah

green loom
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And just general direction

storm jungle
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wow iron warrior kills someone they consider a weakling

green loom
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Also the title is the same style

storm jungle
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peak cinematic story telling

green loom
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Thought it was the angels of death guy initially but his lighting is far more extreme

storm jungle
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also shaky cam

green loom
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Anyone else see this btw KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
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Kevin Hart as Roland

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jesus christ

rocky gale
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Who’s Jack Black playing?

storm jungle
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Claptrap

queen laurel
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There's just something wrong with it

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Like the entire point of borderlands character design is they are over exaggerated

crystal forum
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video game movies are making a comeback and idk how to feel about it

storm jungle
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Theres nothing to feel

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Some still flop, some are good.

crystal forum
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it's the entire point of it that i dont get

storm jungle
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What point

crystal forum
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there's this idea in filmmaking that the future of movies is by adding viewer interaction

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but idk if that's true or not

storm jungle
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...thats literally always been the case with movies

crystal forum
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walking simulators seem to be popular

storm jungle
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The difference is some directors want to have fun and make actual movies

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some want to make slop and make billions from it

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its too general/wide of a thing to really pinpoint to something

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and what ive given are just two popular examples of it lol

crystal forum
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no that's not what im talking about

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the difference between gaming and movies

storm jungle
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I mean there isnt much tbh, again depends on the game

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some games are extremely cinematic and may as well be movies lol

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theres a reason the expression of "games are/aren't art" as an argument exists in the first place

crystal forum
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nah that's a dumbass argument

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nobody controls what counts as art

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but video game movies have a history of sucking

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before the past 5 years

rocky gale
storm jungle
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Because they are half-assed.

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not much to say beyond that

crystal forum
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that is true

storm jungle
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Yeah like

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as basic as it sounds

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a movie lives and dies on its director (or more i guess, it depends)

crystal forum
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filmmakers used to HATE gaming

storm jungle
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YEP

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basically its the same reason we all looked at that Borderlands poster and went "Wow this looks bad."

crystal forum
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it also just a very weird IP to make a movie about

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borderland's story is secondary to the gameplay

storm jungle
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Nah it can 100% work

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its just that you kinda need people that know the fucking universe/characters to begin with

crystal forum
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do you? when i think borderlands i dont think deep character arcs and stuff

green loom
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You know what was fine

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That dungeons and dragons movie

crystal forum
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dungeons and dragons is a perfect IP to make movies about

storm jungle
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theres a reason Tales from Borderlands was a huge success to begin with lol

crystal forum
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i've only played 2

storm jungle
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yeah that explains a lot

crystal forum
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the good one

storm jungle
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the one with Somehand John

crystal forum
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the one with the actually good gameplay

storm jungle
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this movie had no right to be as good as it was

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lmao

celest dome
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It was good true

green loom
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Oh elden ring trailer in 30 mins

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Weeeee

crystal forum
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damn so you're telling me that when filmmakers are passionate they make better movies???

orchid lark
wintry scarab
storm jungle
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Looks bad.

wintry scarab
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I cant be the only one that feels like this is a sfm film

storm jungle
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Nope you arent lol

queen laurel
wintry scarab
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Im sorry but this looks so amateur and its supposed to be official.

queen laurel
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this thing is supposed to be made by multiple talented people

rose thorn
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This could be great

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Also dumb ass armingor forgot its best melee weapon being the STOMP STOMP

wintry scarab
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Also while we are on the topic of animation

queen laurel
wintry scarab
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This is not as bad but is also a bit of a joke

queen laurel
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that is both hilarious and sad

wintry scarab
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In the 10th edition, the sound design feel like it was made by me lol

rose thorn
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ILLUMINATOR IS IN JT?!

storm jungle
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yeah for like 2 minutes

rose thorn
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Fick

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Fuck*

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I love illuminor

queen laurel
rose thorn
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WHYYYY

queen laurel
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but he is very charming on the time he gets

rose thorn
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He’s the most comedically evil necron he’s the best

wintry scarab
queen laurel
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not the worst i've heard i've certainly heard much more ear piercing screams

green loom
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of the studio that does

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The warhamster trailers

wintry scarab
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In my head cannon the basis for a marines voice should always be the Dawn of war marines.

green loom
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Is that everything that isn't space marines

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Looks great

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But then you have fucking

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Buzz Lightyear over here

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With his vase shaped legs

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Like look through pariah Nexus

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Or the 9th ed Trailer

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The sisters and necrons and guard look good

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But then a space marine shows up

storm jungle
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their proportions are REALLY weird

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the legs especially

wintry scarab
green loom
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Their simple af design also actively contrasts with everything

wintry scarab
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Look at space marine 2. They look sick

green loom
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It's so goofy

wintry scarab
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMqvC507g1M I think this trailer persents primaris marines in the best way. Not like in nexus and in other trailers where they look like they can barely move their arms.

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 revealed with an epic trailer!
The legendary franchise returns for a spectacular, action-packed experience, bringing the Warhammer 40,000 universe to life like never before on PlayStation 5.
Focus Entertainment and Saber Interactive are proud to announce Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2, the new third-person acti...

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Also i really dont like the damn maximus helmets. I hope we move away from those to the more classic ones.

green loom
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I like em

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Partially biased since mk4 is my fav

queen laurel
wintry scarab
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I dont mind them, i just want something else once in a while.

queen laurel
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It's at least good to see that space marine two got the movement department covered

green loom
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I think the SM2 marines are also a tiny tiny bit goofy but that's because marines in general are like that

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The Pariah nexus ones just

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Fail

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In every single conceivable way

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Lighting works weird with their armour

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It's badly proportioned

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Their movement is badly done

wintry scarab
green loom
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Well no

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Their textures are different

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The Pariah Nexus marine armour is textured almost like stone

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Very rough and doesn't catch light too well

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The SM2 ones are much shinier, but just rough enough to evoke that Ceramite look

wintry scarab
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Im more talking about the model itself. I think the nexus ones give off vibes of the old miniatures. They have like big baby proportions while the sm2 marines dont follow the miniature models 1 to 1 as the nexus ones. I think because the sm2 marines actually have modified proportions to the miniatures, they look a lot more threatening than goofy. But thats just my opinion.

crystal forum
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it looks like a fucking paintball mask

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i am of the personal opinion that space marine helmets should not be inspired by medieval helmets

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bladeguard are the exception

tulip brook
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I think all masks are great except for iron armor one

wintry scarab
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I just hope these helmets become more standardised with the primaris.

crystal forum
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is mark 5 even still used

arctic talon
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Tbf

tulip brook
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I wanna see all kinds getting love

arctic talon
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Like it’s a 1 to 1 of mkIV

tulip brook
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instead of one type in all promo materials

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Because it is a “classic” design

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You can just say you don’t like how it looks

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It was designed in conjunction alongside the rest of the modern looks of the armor MKs

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Regarding MKIV

crystal forum
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i was literally about to post about how people keep referring to mark 4 but i stopped myself because maybe i havent talked to enough people about it

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and there you go doing the thing

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mark 4 looks like shit. mark 3 looks like shit. mark 5 looks like shit

arctic talon
wintry scarab
arctic talon
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At least GW put in 5 MKVII heads

crystal forum
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the beakies are ok because even though they're clearly medieval in inspiration they look futuristic enough

arctic talon
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In the sternguard kit

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So there’s starting to be more helmet variety

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Again

tulip brook
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I want all of them to wear skulls like chaplains

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here you go

crystal forum
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also can i just say

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the half face helmets are the worst design ever

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i dont want to see my guy's bald ass head

wintry scarab
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Oh, nah, i like them

tulip brook
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how about cloaked half face helmets

crystal forum
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so bad

rose thorn
crystal forum
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you are incorrect

rose thorn
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It’s amazing

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Imagine making it into a white scars

rocky gale
crystal forum
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i'll fucking give it for free

rose thorn
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You could just helmet swap it

crystal forum
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the model sucks

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i hate melee

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i HATE it

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Because it comes with leviathan

tulip brook
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for real I think it's the best sm model in leviathan

pale onyx
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I know there's a daemon princess of slaanesh and the saints of the emperor are essentially daemon princesses. But where my daemon prince of nurgle

wintry scarab
queen laurel
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it's not even that bad

tulip brook
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only one that looks like he's fighting tyranids

queen laurel
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specially the pauldrons with tyranid carapace

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the knife dripping looks like he's spreading strawberry jam with a combat knife

pale onyx
#

btw guys what do u think of warhammer battle sector? is it woth it? or should I wait another 10 years for total war warhammer 40k

wintry scarab
arctic talon
#

I know 2 people who like it a lot

queen laurel
pale onyx
#

but not as fleshed out as warhammer 3 total war right?

arctic talon
#

Yeah

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Total war 40k is prolly not happening

#

Till they get a new engine

#

I hear the engine scream in agony everytime I fight wood elves with clan skryre or the other way around

queen laurel
#

most of the battles will be consisted of shooting

arctic talon
#

Also need to fix units just

#

Not shooting

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Or shooting at nothing

pale onyx
#

I love the scale of the battles in warhamemr 3, and the seige battles are very thematic. Just would of liked kugath not to have such a shit start

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

I fucking hate siege battles in TWW3

arctic talon
#

Literally the worst part of the game

pale onyx
arctic talon
#

Cool idea

#

Terrible execution

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

When the best way to win a siege battle

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Is just sneaking a hero

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It’s bad lol

young pecan
#

There are some starts that are so braindead that you get given the first half of the game for almost free, and characters like Malus Darkblade who are made to be fucking immortal and can 1v20 (units, not characters) in manual fights

queen laurel
pale onyx
#

was playing archeon and this GUO lord was single handedly defending a breach in the wall. he was so fat I couldnt getm y guys to go through so I had to keep throwing men at it til it died

queen laurel
#

Taurox with the sword of khaine

arctic talon
#

I don’t think there’s a single thing skarbrand loses to early game

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Or late

queen laurel
#

Horrific

arctic talon
#

Actually late he might lose to some stuff

young pecan
arctic talon
#

But khorne in general starts falling off

young pecan
#

Honestly that's really it

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Bcs of the massive economic strain

young pecan
#

Fast firing, high damage ranged units shred him

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

No

young pecan
#

The elves' eagle riders also work decently against him iirc with enough

arctic talon
#

Lol

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I misspelled

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Yeah

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Idk how

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My brain rot is severe send help

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Idfk

pale onyx
#

well when SOC update is out tomorrow im gonna start a new tzeetch demons campaign and see how that goes

#

now that he hass all the marked chaos champions

arctic talon
#

Honestly my favorite like factions in total war 3 are like

pale onyx
#

htey did a great job on their designs

arctic talon
#

Wood elves and skaven

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I’m not sure why

pale onyx
#

rats and hippies

arctic talon
#

Oh also Karl Franz’s start sucks and it’s a nightmare

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They recommend him

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To new players

queen laurel
#

Favorite faction are orcs and beastmen tell me what my favorite tactics is

arctic talon
#

Orcs are fun

pale onyx
#

throwing ppl at the artillery until they are out of ammo or ur out of men

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

Shame there’s 0 reason to ever use higher tier skaven infantry

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Just spam skaven slaves

queen laurel
#

Especially if you give them regeneration and undead

#

but You could also do that with skaven slaves

green loom
wintry scarab
#

Idk anything about fantasy but for some reason i fucking hate the gold guys. They just feel like rip off space marines to me and from an outside view they dont fit. I love the skaven though. I think they are so sick.

arctic talon
queen laurel
arctic talon
#

^

crystal forum
#

fantasy sucks so true my friend

queen laurel
#

you are literally surrounded everywhere

arctic talon
#

You got archeon, belakor

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Vampires

crystal forum
#

fantasy stole from 40k

arctic talon
#

The Changling

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

That one nurgle guy I forgot the name of

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Oh also angry dwarves

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And durathu

#

It’s a really good time

queen laurel
#

Yeah playing as the empire is basically a challenge of itself

arctic talon
#

(You will watch everyone around you burn)

queen laurel
#

surrounded literally everywhere

#

and with your one true friend being artillery

pale onyx
#

kugath

crystal forum
#

that's what surrounded means

arctic talon
#

Also your economy

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Empire eco good

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It’s not top tier

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But it def helps you survive

crystal forum
#

can somebody explain to me why fantasy nerds want skaven in 40k when orks are so similar

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Like on another level

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The internal backstabbing and violence is absurd

#

Every skaven thinks they’re the best skaven destined to rule all of skaven kind

crystal forum
#

yeah and orks punch eachother for dominance

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

^

#

Also the skaven have nukes and mini guns in a fantasy setting

crystal forum
#

idk i feel like teleporting squigs into people is deranged

queen laurel
#

Just them one-on-one

wintry scarab
queen laurel
#

a skaven will literally bring out the pistol and shoot you

arctic talon
#

Also skaven have power armor

#

In a fantasy setting as well lol

storm jungle
#

also nukes

#

and rockets

#

and machine guns

#

and trams

#

and working TVs

#

💀

arctic talon
#

The skavens niche is ironically

#

Already covered

crystal forum
#

i thought fantasy was age of sigmar

arctic talon
#

By the imperium

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Mostly

storm jungle
#

Age of Sigmar is the sequel

queen laurel
#

age of sigmar is completely

crystal forum
#

oh so fantasy is old and bad

storm jungle
#

Kinda

#

it has too much of a boomer-doomer fanbase

arctic talon
#

Fantasy is still fine

queen laurel
#

a little bit

green loom
#

At the point of AoS the world of fantasy was eons ago

crystal forum
#

so fantasy is the horus heresy

arctic talon
#

People like old world at least

storm jungle
#

no its not

arctic talon
tulip brook
#

now they bring back old world because pc games made it popular again

crystal forum
storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
#

^

green loom
#

Old world is say gex

storm jungle
#

AoS still makes more money

arctic talon
#

So I don’t see them dropping support

storm jungle
#

also that yeah

arctic talon
#

GW rn is very stable

tulip brook
#

I just love getting more models, I'm on board with everything

arctic talon
#

So they’re experimenting a lot

#

They aren’t in the company is literally about to die mode

storm jungle
#

its very weird to think they went bankrupt like

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

almost 3 times in the mid 2000's

#

which is nuts looking at them now

arctic talon
#

40k almost died in 7e lol

queen laurel
#

So if you're lucky enough to be a good actually worthy person you can become a storm cast

arctic talon
#

I think it’s insane that people forget that

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Yeah

storm jungle
#

yeah i was around but like

#

i did not give a shit

#

lmao

#

so its all hazy to me

crystal forum
#

i wish it died

arctic talon
#

Lol

storm jungle
#

What leman russ mold lines does to a mfer's brain

green loom
#

I would've offered myself up in place of it

arctic talon
#

Stormcast have more in common with thunder warriors then marines lol

storm jungle
#

They are literally just Order Chaos Warriors

crystal forum
#

no dilara im tau enjoyer now

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

Except they go insane

#

Actually wait so do chaos warriors

storm jungle
#

they got Nagash provided Alzheimer

#

which is fun

crystal forum
#

i dont know shit about tau except they dont do melee

storm jungle
#

about as expected

#

lol

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Nagash would mail a pipe bomb

crystal forum
#

and from what i can find in my dreams i can use leman russes in tau

arctic talon
#

You’re like 5 editions late

#

Actually 7

#

I bet Tau are older then a good chunk of the people who say they don’t fit the setting

crystal forum
#

wait tau upgraded leman russ

#

i have an excuse to modernize a leman russ

#

@arctic talon give me a reason why i cant do this

arctic talon
#

Lore wise 0 reason

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

The tau upgrade the imperial tech of their human auxiliaries

#

That they can upgrade

#

rail gun Russ

wintry scarab
#

Out of curiosity, do you guys think the Retributors visors are black or red?

crystal forum
#

ok the only problem here is having tau affiliated valhallans

storm jungle
#

its black

wintry scarab
#

I think theyre red

green loom
crystal forum
#

what does that mean ederius(he/him)

green loom
#

Valhallans don't hold a monopoly on coat/ushankas

#

You can have a planet the tau yoinked that has shitty cold weather, with similar equipment to Joehallans

crystal forum
#

mmmmmmh

#

tau hate orks right

green loom
#

Yeah

queen laurel
crystal forum
#

which side of the warp split is tau on

green loom
#

Both

#

The Tau coreworlds are Sanctus, the Nem'yar Atoll is in Nihilus

crystal forum
#

okok so valhallans stationed on other side are being fucked by orks and have to make a deal with some tau to survive

#

the plot thickens

versed ledge
#

I saw Tau improved leman russ

#

I wanna see

crystal forum
#

you're a propagandist you dont count

versed ledge
#

I'm a realist, I prefer to choose the comfy life

crystal forum
#

lies and deceit

#

back problems are the sign of a loyal imperial servant

crystal forum
#

oh you meant you want to see one

#

this guy had the exact idea i have

#

slap a shit ton of ERA on the sides and call it a day

#

though im obv going to print more tau equipment

versed ledge
#

Makes you wonder if ERA will protect against anything other than Ork or conventional weaponry

#

At that point it's just a boomy cope packet

crystal forum
#

it's massive cope and i love it

versed ledge
#

Same

#

It looks so nice

rose thorn
#

The combat cards game is significantly better than the warforged game lmao

young pecan
#

Today I learned that lidless stare counts as a "single attack" that Cassia will do with orchestrated firestorm

storm jungle
#

Crazy bitch staregryn

#

but also thats my girl

young pecan
#

She killed Idira with that KEKW_ogryn

#

I felt bad that I haven't levelled Idira because I'm not using her

#

Because she just melted her

storm jungle
rose thorn
#

hey has anyone tried the multiplayer rogue trader thing yet anyhow?

young pecan
#

I haven't, I don't think it'd be as fun as Baldur's Gate co-op but unsure

wintry scarab
#

Really? Strange. What do you find goofy about them?

#

Yup they did just that. But i dont think they took the metal stuff off.

storm jungle
#

Its exactly the same model yeah

#

the plague ogryn for Darktide is already pretty liberal with its modelling since their actual models look goofy af

wintry scarab
#

Very much so

storm jungle
#

Yeah they do get that big

#

its literally a chaos mutated ogryn, theres no logic to be had

wintry scarab
#

Nah, i still disagree. I really think that their shins/ boots being so bulky makes them look cool instead of goofy. Idk

#

Is till think they look the same or even larger on the mini

#

I cant find a good photo

crystal forum
#

models look goofy when scaled up so it's understandable if they changed proportions

rose thorn
#

They widened his feet... made him look soft

crystal forum
#

ey you got issues with big feet?

storm jungle
#

You know what they say about big feet....

rose thorn
#

LMAO

wintry scarab
#

Dude...

storm jungle
#

LMAO CHRIST

crystal forum
wintry scarab
#

You cant do my mans like that. fuck....

storm jungle
#

To be fair

#

its literally just a CGI announcement trailer

#

and the feet are the last thing people will be looking at

rose thorn
wintry scarab
#

let me find a phobos marine

crystal forum
#

why he walking like that

wintry scarab
crystal forum
#

do you think their boots honk when they walk

wintry scarab
#

I think with the phobos armor it looks fine no? His feet look normal?

crystal forum
#

is there gravis armour in the game

wintry scarab
#

Ha! GOT YOU! They have the same underarmor so its the shins that make the feet look big. I WIN!

crystal forum
#

i want to see how massive the gravis booties are

celest dome
#

Do you think they'll redo the Plasma Pistol ? For SM2

green loom
#

We've seen it already

wintry scarab
celest dome
#

The Plasma Pistol in one of the previous trailer acted like a Doom Plasma Pistol. Instead of true 40k Plasma

wintry scarab
#

Also do we know why nearly every primaris gun has that revolving thing behind the coils on this example?

#

I really dont like it

green loom
wintry scarab
#

I kinda like the primaris if you kitbash them a tiny bit but the guns. Oh i hate them so much.

arctic talon
#

Yeah I don’t like the random cylinders

#

In guns lol

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Its unclear what it is

wintry scarab
green loom
celest dome
#

Spiny thingy are great though

#

That's why I mainly use the Revolver

wintry scarab
#

fuck the spiny thing

versed ledge
#

Wouldn't a revolver be more annoying to load and use?

#

I recall at one point in history, there was a revolver like rifle, but it was proven too dangerous to use

celest dome
#

Oh for sure, but they are cooler. And you can in theory put bigger rounds than in a pistol

arctic talon
celest dome
#

The 1st Revolving rifles were dangerous cause you can have chain fire on older revolver (those that used packed powder) but after that it was fine

arctic talon
#

Yeah

crystal forum
# wintry scarab

from what i can tell it's a relic of primaris stuff being modular

celest dome
#

On a revolver the chain fire isn't much of an issue as you don't have your hand in front of the cylinder

crystal forum
#

bolters have different cylinder thingies depending on the 3 types

#

all of which are no longer relevant in tabletop

versed ledge
#

Neat

#

Apart from rule of cool though, why use a revolver?

#

Ease of maintenance?

crystal forum
#

yes

#

simplest repeating gun design ever made

celest dome
crystal forum
#

also it looks cool

arctic talon
#

Tbf

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

The primaris guns are still magazine loaded

crystal forum
#

i dont see the round size mentioned much

#

stub pistols also shoot massive rounds

arctic talon
#

We don’t really know what the spinny thing is

#

But it changes

#

With each variant

crystal forum
#

I EXPLAINED WOLF

arctic talon
#

Fuck

#

Okay point being we still don’t know wtf it is

#

It’s a thingy

crystal forum
#

the faster shooty ones are smooth for example

versed ledge
#

Or similar cooling mechnism

crystal forum
#

space marines having 3 types of basic ass bolters is something that definitely had to go

wintry scarab
versed ledge
#

Apart from ammo, with each shot, the cylinder spins to allow for rapid cool downs and follow up shots

crystal forum
#

but then again the magazine was a much more apparent sign of the bolter type

wintry scarab
crystal forum
#

FYI the magazine and the cylinder come together as a piece

#

you glue them to the bolter

arctic talon
#

Stalker is just the stalker bolter

versed ledge
#

With that said, can plasma guns be used as anti tank weapons?

arctic talon
#

Auto bolt rifle is meant to be fired from the hip more so then a normal bolter

#

And bolt rifle is just

#

Bolter 2

arctic talon
#

Plasma is generally anti heavy infantry

#

But it can be used against tanks

#

Especially with bigger plasma weapons

wintry scarab
arctic talon
#

Yeah

versed ledge
# arctic talon Yes

So the average, suicidal, plasma gun wielding guardsman, can essentially wreck a IFV or tank with one

arctic talon
#

The primaris use a modular weapon thing

#

For their guns

#

I think it’s cool

arctic talon
#

Normally guardsmen let the gun cool off inbetween shots

#

And don’t overcharge it

versed ledge
#

But with a whole squad equipped with plasma guns, they effectively become anti material hunters

arctic talon
#

Yeah

versed ledge
#

Just a shame it would probably be ineffective against highly mobile space marines

arctic talon
#

Tbf

#

It’s gona suck for them to get hit by it lol

versed ledge
#

True, if they get hit

#

They have a smaller profile than an oggie, right?

arctic talon
#

Yeah

rose thorn
#

isnt like, space marine v space marine combat rpetty rare even against chaos

#

in lore

arctic talon
#

It’s like rare as hell

versed ledge
#

Lmao, so space Marines just bully the regular dudes

rose thorn
#

even primari sarent built to fight space marines

rose thorn
#

thats a major point of HH

#

space marines were not made to fight space marines

#

thats why the entire war was so horrible

arctic talon
#

Chaos is having a field day with salvaged primaris gear lol

rose thorn
#

the only stuff that could really hurt marines consistantly are super expensive or super dangerous

versed ledge
#

At least space marines can still die, I mean imperial schisms aside. Even some weak guardsman can kill one...

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

My favorite mechanicum abomination

rose thorn
#

shame the guy who was supposed to translate the HH to 40k admech guy had a heart attack

#

and died

versed ledge
#

That aside, how can an average human or Tau, or Eldar, hope to kill a space marine?

arctic talon
#

Shoot good

#

Have a gun that can do good damage

#

Which isn’t a problem for the tau or eldar

rose thorn
#

tau and eldar have made tactics and weapons specifically to counter marines

arctic talon
#

Tau guns are pretty much mini plasma guns

#

Stuck on the safe mode

versed ledge
arctic talon
#

Not an issue for eldar to shoot them

#

Tbh

#

Tau

rose thorn
#

shockingly a gun thats bullet is as fast as the speed of sound can kill marines easily

arctic talon
#

Well that’s what you have friends for

versed ledge
#

Eldar are space ninjas

rose thorn
#

magic go burr

arctic talon
#

Most people aren’t gona be fighting a marine alone

versed ledge
#

Tau, well as you said, better tech and tactics

arctic talon
#

Something something someone who doesn’t fear a lasgun

rose thorn
#

also mariens fucking suck agaisnt gurrilla warfare

crystal forum
#

plasma guns are explody guns. idk why nobody just says this

#

melta guns are melty guns

#

so simple

arctic talon
#

The csm quote about lasguns is relevant against tau

#

Except tau pulse rifles are like lasguns on crack

storm jungle
#

Meltas actually Melt people?

crystal forum
#

i dont see tau using vanquisher cannons

storm jungle
#

next you'll tell me krak grenades crack armor

arctic talon
#

Before you mention hotshot lasguns they’re lasguns on meth

wintry scarab
#

I was so sad to learn that melta guns dont shoot like in the space marine game 😦

crystal forum
rose thorn
#

rail guns rail?!?!?

arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
arctic talon
#

If you low roll you vaporize a single guardsmen

#

And it’s really funny

#

Or just

#

Any infantry tbh

arctic talon
#

Rogue trader also has the

#

Spread fire melta gun lol

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

GOD

crystal forum
#

melta guns are so fucking cool

storm jungle
rose thorn
#

i thought it was like, a cone of death

#

liek necromunda

storm jungle
#

Nah its a beam

#

has been forever

rose thorn
#

ITS HOT AIR

versed ledge
#

Melta guns are so cool, damn shame dawn of war nerf them

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

Melta’s have always been a beam

storm jungle
#

the top right art is from like the 2000's, the bottom right one is from like 2 years aog lol

storm jungle
wintry scarab
# storm jungle

In my head cannon they still shoot a silent cone only to do like a loud bang/hiss at the end of the shot. I think thats cool

versed ledge
#

Also I wanna see meltas in DT

arctic talon
#

Even the bigger ones

#

It’s mostly the bang/hiss of air

crystal forum
#

no the cool thing is having a FZZZZ as tank armour melts

arctic talon
#

And the sound of the target uh

#

Melting

#

Or vaporizing

storm jungle
#

the cool thing is your tank exploding

arctic talon
#

Yeah

crystal forum
#

no

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

that's a chimerae

rose thorn
#

shout out that in necromunda, melta gun has a special rule

if it hits your model it dies instantly

arctic talon
#

Lol

rose thorn
#

the rule is called melta

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

tank profiling

arctic talon
#

99.9% of the time it dies

rose thorn
#

lmao

crystal forum
#

it has to be in range

arctic talon
#

The 0.1% is invuln saves lol

crystal forum
#

melta guns have dog shit range

arctic talon
#

Mmmm

#

12”

versed ledge
#

What's that 40k buggy called used by the elysians?

rose thorn
#

eh? 12 inch is pretty good

crystal forum
#

still the worst option for a leman russ

#

except flamer

rose thorn
#

i have no clue what the point of flamers for space mairnes is tbh

arctic talon
#

You need to be half range

#

To get benefit from the melta rule

versed ledge
arctic talon
#

Wait

#

Tauros

#

Sorry

#

It’s called the tauros

rose thorn
#

oh Servoskull my bad munda brained

versed ledge
#

Whatever, mount a melta on it

crystal forum
#

an unforgivable mistake

versed ledge
#

And go fast against tanks

arctic talon
#

Gameplay wise

versed ledge
#

Essentially put a melta on a Toyota flatbed and ruin tanks

arctic talon
#

It’s a flamer