40k-lore-chat

[rose thorn]

one titan per like, major event is fine

but legions?

[crystal forum]

said by somebody who doesnt own a titan for home defence

[rose thorn]

thats dumb

[storm jungle]

I like it when titans get destroyed, and everyone cries

[orchid lark]

one titan per event is weird tho, because like, theyre supposed to travel in packs

[celest dome]

I love Knight stories where the Knight's Machine Spirit is a character on it's own

[storm jungle]

also did discord just eat that titan gif

[orchid lark]

awh, the warbringer dissapeared

[rose thorn]

knights are supposed to travel in packs

[crystal forum]

discord vor

[storm jungle]

bruh

even discord doesnt like titans

[rose thorn]

fr

[orchid lark]

I legit want to see lots of Knights at once

[rose thorn]

knights were aamzing adn cool in 9th

basically you wanna balance big and small nights

aboud 2-3 lil for every big

because the biggest knight buffs teh big knight which buff lil knights

[orchid lark]

I like the Castellan knights

[crystal forum]

use english

[orchid lark]

they feel the most Knight of Imperial Knights

[rose thorn]

now lil knight spam makes me wanan die

[orchid lark]

that and I kinda get Megas XLR from them

lots of guns

[rose thorn]

chaos knights has ruined armiger class knights

because spam

chaso knight will never recover

[pale onyx]

somehow he got into the titan, why do u think titans have heavyily armed skitra crews

[queen laurel]

I would love a Acastus knight fight like a bio titan or gargantuan squiggoth

[pale onyx]

I never see monogod chaos titans. like for a specific god

imagine nurgle titans. that would be grat to see

[queen laurel]

There is one, a khorne emperor class titan that's possessed by a daemon, but he is quite old like really really old lore, Abominatus

[orchid lark]

https://tenor.com/view/poo-song-greatmightypoo-gif-10370893

[wintry scarab]

Would someone with something like autism be considered a mutation in 40K and therefor treated like a mutant?

[young pecan]

Nah, that's a mental thing

Everyone's got mental issues in 40k practically

[celest dome]

Would depend on a world to world basis

[young pecan]

As long as you don't do anything to be seen as a heretic or disobey orders

Or get unlucky, but that's like anybody else

[green loom]

Does warhammer, technically, have nazi zombies

Since nurglite zombies are imperials

[storm jungle]

Technically yes

[green loom]

I've been vibing with the idea of a 40k wolfenstein where you kill lots of imperials

[storm jungle]

man

thats the dream lol

[young pecan]

Who would you play as?

[green loom]

Nondescript rebels

Alternatively stealer/chaos cults would work ig

[storm jungle]

Yeah it needs to be a faction because money

[storm jungle]

Also not mutant but you would very much get openly abused. Everyone would openly call you a moron a lot more and give you a job you "couldn't possibly fuck up".

If you did fuck up you'd prob get executed or something

Most people back in the day considered mental health problems people just being "lazy/stupid", in a society like the Imperium it would be even worse.

[green loom]

Back in the day?

[storm jungle]

[green loom]

I wish

[orchid lark]

Autistic? Techpriest, fix this man

[storm jungle]

LOL

literally

I really got no idea why people think the Imperium is tolerant.

[rocky gale]

That's just what the modern day is like

[storm jungle]

Cadians are literally being racist in like 3-4 of the new books

[orchid lark]

you are bodies and meat for the bureacracy of the imperium

[storm jungle]

"Well you arent from Cadia, so you are just human scum to me."

sounds familiar

💀

[orchid lark]

they wont give a shit who you are, all it matters you bleed for the Aquila

[storm jungle]

Well they do give you shit

its a plotpoint

[green loom]

There's also always psykers

[orchid lark]

Disabled? Techpriest fix this man

[green loom]

I don't remember which book it is but the regimental psyker is abused horribly while he just wants to help

[storm jungle]

My dad at my school teacher

[orchid lark]

literally so many books

[storm jungle]

Racism very much exists on both an ethnic/birthplace thing within the Imperium. They literally have lynched people for being too tall.

its just not touched upon too much because its an awkward subject

[green loom]

[orchid lark]

the only time ive seen psykers respected is if its a space marine talking to a librarian or an eldar to warlock

[green loom]

Imperium are the good guys dilara

[storm jungle]

:)

[orchid lark]

its understandables if the writers dont want to write it, its also a worst problem when dumbass fans parrot it

[storm jungle]

You dont need it written for it to get parrotted its okay

Cue that one black Ultramarine crisis

💀

[orchid lark]

forgetting about Jonah Orion from dawn of war 2

[storm jungle]

These people are fucking crazy honestly

[green loom]

Black fenrisian warrior crisis

[storm jungle]

GOD

[orchid lark]

which if they actually were fans, Ragnar mentions that most fenrisians are not fair

because

they live at the equator

[storm jungle]

Also their previous codex mentions that group too

[orchid lark]

except we knew these losers dont read

[storm jungle]

too true

[orchid lark]

then again

[green loom]

I don't read, I'm simply not racist

[orchid lark]

no one should read the 6 ragnar books

not even a century old, doing crazy shit

[storm jungle]

THE FIRST ONE

IS FROM 1999

[green loom]

Literaly 1984

Also this is cursed, Dilara visible on online members

[orchid lark]

THE CHARACTER DILARA

why the hell, would I be talking about the age of the book

just because the both of us were born at the late 1900s doesnt mean everything is old now

[rocky gale]

Bruhhh what's happening in that there Pfp Adam?

[orchid lark]

more oc drawing

this is me just the past week alone

i cant be drawing 40k all the time

[storm jungle]

[green loom]

I was ultra stressed for like 3 weeks and now that that's over I'm too relaxed to draw

[rocky gale]

I'm just relieved they're wearing some clothes

[green loom]

My mind is in permanent fog mode

[celest dome]

Stressed about what ?

[green loom]

Exams

[celest dome]

Went well ?

[green loom]

No

[celest dome]

Hopefully it went better than you thought

[green loom]

Oh no I failed all of them lol

Also got sick from stress and didn't attend one

[celest dome]

Better luck next time then

[orchid lark]

youll be able to retake right?

[green loom]

I'd rather there not be a next tim e

[orchid lark]

ah fug

[green loom]

Yeah but it doesn't matter, I straight up can't bring myself to study anymore

[orchid lark]

will you be able to slowly pick yourself up to do something at least

[green loom]

No

[fast minnow]

has anyone here played the ffg rogue trader

not the steam game, the tabletop one

(the game is very good tho)

[green loom]

I think I know someone who has but they're not here rn

[fast minnow]

ight

[orchid lark]

wait

the roleplaying?

[green loom]

Dilara might know a thing or two

[orchid lark]

like DnD?

[fast minnow]

yeah

[green loom]

Ye

[orchid lark]

I've had a session or two

but other than that not much I can help with

[fast minnow]

i'm trying to find the best melee class

[celest dome]

I've only played Dark Heresy 1 and Only war

[fast minnow]

so far i'm thinking an arch militant cuz of the bonuses to a specific type of weapon

[orchid lark]

yeah cant help much with that, I also played this like 8 years ago

im surprised some folks are still finding ways to play it

[celest dome]

The oldest rpg game I've played was released the year before I was born

[young pecan]

Tolerance in the Imperium comes for as long as you are useful

[storm jungle]

Pretty much lmao

[rocky gale]

I've played it

[fast minnow]

yo

i'm trying to make a melee fighter untouchable

but none of the options for humans are particularly designed for melee

arch militant seems like a good option although they can't get lightning attack

[rocky gale]

Honestly not sure, might be a case of starting Arch Militant and then taking an alternate rank from a Special Career

[fast minnow]

i looked into that

psylaxis warders a no go, because untouchable, swashbuckler would be a good option, but that requires FEL 33 and that is

not feasible

nothing else seems particularly melee oriented

[rocky gale]

Missionary gets cheap increases to Weapon Skill and might be your best option from the default careers

As does the Rogue Trader career itself

[fast minnow]

i found that xp isn't a huge issue

i was able to get +20 WS and the 1200 xp untouchable advance and still had leftover points

same ws as an eversor assassin gaming

[rocky gale]

What's the untouchable thing you keep mentioning sorry?

[celest dome]

Blank/Pariah I guess

[rocky gale]

Yea doesn't seem like there's much there for melee builds and anything that is there is tied to Fellowship or Pskers in some way

Best bet is probably to talk to your GM about reworking the requirements of the Swashbuckler

The rules at the end of the day are more like guidelines and your GM would probably be happy to help you find a way to make it work.

[rose thorn]

'welp time to play pokemon tcg live :3'

favorite cards are banned
literally taking 180 damage per turn in casual starting round 2
'oh oka'

i for got card games arent fun digirtally

[green loom]

Is it sus if I use Luftwaffe inspired markings for a guard regiment

To be clear I mean the cool coloured rank stuff they got going on

[storm jungle]

LMAO

STOP

[green loom]

Und das heist!

Okay okay I'll stop lmao

[storm jungle]

[green loom]

Though I'll use those collar style markings since I think they're neat, make them obsessed with moustaches

[crisp heath]

Why hasn’t lorgar become a daemon prince?

[crystal forum]

because he sucks

[crisp heath]

Perturty dirty robo has become a daemon prince, and he hates chaos

Figured lorgar would love that sort of deal

[celest dome]

Didn't Lorgar not become a DP cause he understood Chaos more, and doesn't want to lore the freedom or something ?

[dusk patrol]

He is one

Same as Perty

[crisp heath]

Oh

[dusk patrol]

He ascended shortly after the heresy

But then he meditated for 10,000 years and has only recently been active

[storm jungle]

GW gave him house arrest

[dusk patrol]

He had a choice between spending 10,000 years with Erebus and Kor Phaeron bickering or sitting in a room by himself

He chose the best option

[storm jungle]

It was that and also apparently raising a fuss over his faction not having its own codex.

Poor bastard tried to take GW to court over it 😔

https://tenor.com/view/longing-longingly-house-arrest-grounded-stuck-home-gif-14512717

[crisp heath]

Need more lorgar and khan lore

[storm jungle]

They got lore, people are just stupid and ignore it.

[crisp heath]

Luv whitescars, can’t wait for the khan to return with drugs and dark eldar women

Actually, are the whitescars any good against tyranids?

[storm jungle]

Kinda

[crisp heath]

Lighting fast attacks are awesome but the tyranids are a wall closing in on you

[storm jungle]

not the best though

Theres an entire book about it though id recommend it

[crisp heath]

Who are the best? (Please don’t be Smurf)

[storm jungle]

Mfer they literally almost lost 2 wars against them

💀

[crisp heath]

They will just send more

[storm jungle]

THATS WHAT ALL CHAPTERS DO

[crisp heath]

We crank out ultramarines as fast as the tyranids make their creatures

But yeah who does well against them?

[storm jungle]

the only mid-famous one is Scythes of the Emperor and thats kind of it

Nids adapt too much for you to be an expert against them

Ultramarines and Blood Angels are the more high-tier ones experience wise though

since they stood in the path of like the biggest hive fleets in lore lol

[crisp heath]

Thoughts on the “this is only a scout fleet” theory?

I saw one theory that was just “what if they are running from something even scarier 😮” but I wasn’t really a big fan of that

[storm jungle]

well that theory is dumb because the Pharos Device literally summoned them into the galaxy lol

[spare osprey]

i hate that theory

so much

it'd be my least favorite if "cypher is omegon" wasn't an actual thought some people have

[dusk patrol]

Cypher is Corswain anyways smh

[crystal forum]

did anybody see my F

i can't find it

[green loom]

Actually the deathwatch are the best against Tyranids

[crystal forum]

im sorry guys but i can't find any fucks to give about this topic

[celest dome]

Were you called Valhallan Jafy ?

Dilara I think you can rename people right ?

[crystal forum]

no

[green loom]

Someone at GW is a fallout fan

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[storm jungle]

He has been temporarily punished for being a stinky.

[crystal forum]

this is cruel and unusual punishment

[storm jungle]

It shall be lifted once you apologise you lil shi-

https://tenor.com/view/cat-launch-attack-cat-attack-cat-launch-cat-jumps-up-cat-zooms-up-gif-12722471127212312858

[green loom]

Dolara have you been playing darktide all day

There goes autocorrect again

Wth does dolara even mean

[spring cairn]

it's turkish currency

1 dolara

[storm jungle]

😔

[storm jungle]

I barely got ot this week so yes lmao

job kept me busy 💀

[green loom]

I haven't played in 2 months 🙁

I don't think my PC can run it anymore lmao

[storm jungle]

💀

lmao christ

[green loom]

In fairness I've also barely played anything since new years

[storm jungle]

same tbh

[green loom]

I'm either drawing or too depressed lmao

[crystal forum]

huehehueheuheuehe

YESSS

imagine heavy flamers

YES

im so stiff

[rocky gale]

If you're having trouble with stiffness I'd advise stretching or Yoga with regular light exercise such as walking or swimming

[young pecan]

I'm glad Cassia exists, much rather have her tell me what color someone is than Idira going insane and screeching every time something slightly amiss happens

[storm jungle]

What color someone is huh

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-gif-21708339

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-wait-a-minute-huh-gif-17932668

Wait not like that

[storm jungle]

[young pecan]

Just got Yrliet, is she better for assassin or bounty hunter?

[storm jungle]

Assassin deffo, her DMG can go high as hell

[young pecan]

Thought so, thank you

[shrewd depot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7fLZgjFtlM

So part 2 came out and I have a question because of something I read in the comments

Is Sanguinius actually flying via his wings, or with psyker powers?

[storm jungle]

Yeah he can just fly. They're fully functional, in Fear to Tread he jumps out of a thunderhawk and flies down to the site of the Battle like an asteroid. Pretty awesome guy.

[shrewd depot]

Supposedly Sangi himself said his wings weren't capable of lifting him, buuuut in this book it specifically states he just jumps into the sky and starts flying

[storm jungle]

but its 40k so you can handwave it as some shit like "its based on some unconscious psychic power since he should not be able to"

[shrewd depot]

Thats what I'm interpreting

[storm jungle]

He can just fly.

Theres no real explanation.

people argue on this a lot

[shrewd depot]

So why he got wings in the first place tho

[storm jungle]

Because mutant powers.

[shrewd depot]

Same reason Magnus is red?

[storm jungle]

Pretty much.

[shrewd depot]

Man

Imagine being born bright fucking red and you hear your brother got angel wings

[storm jungle]

I doubt he cares when hes a super wizard.

to each its own with superpowers

[shrewd depot]

Ok but counter point

Tzeentch gave him wings after making him a Daemon prince

So

Did Magnus not really care?

[storm jungle]

Yeah. He didn't.

The only Primarch he really hates is Leman and Guilliman and thats basically it.

[shrewd depot]

I think he was jealous and asked Tzeentch for a favour

Its not hate

[storm jungle]

thats more just tzeentch being tzeentch

because birds are his entire thing

[shrewd depot]

Just like, 'Man, wish I got wings'

His things are many things

[storm jungle]

Its just birds

also blue stuff

thats kind of it

[shrewd depot]

Ok you corrected yourself

[storm jungle]

You can see it on display on this here

[shrewd depot]

Counter point, Changling

Screamers of Tzeentch

Whatever the fuck these are

[shrewd depot]

So that invalidates the obviously not-a-bird head

Because it has options

[storm jungle]

Its still birds lol

and "random flesh daemon" doesnt exactly signify anything

[shrewd depot]

Screamers are pretty iconic

[storm jungle]

Changeling also has bird motifs with the feathers

and also having a literal bird skull as a trinket

well that and for his staff

Its a pretty consistent theme

[rocky gale]

Can’t forget about the Tzaangors, for some reason we can’t forget about the Tzaangors

[storm jungle]

I was trying to avoid the obvious ones

[rocky gale]

The Thousand Son Combat Patrol needs more Tzaangors tbh

[storm jungle]

STOP IT

[rose thorn]

i love tzaangors but please never use the auto gun and chain sword just use the big cool sword

[crisp heath]

Isn't the reason Tzeentch has a bird theme because some GW worker met a parrot with a cool name and decided to make an entire god about it

I googled "why is tzeentch a bird" and got brought to a reddit thread where OP got doxxed for no discernable reason. The internet is a place.

[orchid lark]

Just as planned

[tulip brook]

It fits with birds are associated with knowledge, sorcery and prophecy in mythology. Iirc Tzeentch is called "Raven god" here and there

And I can't type his name correctly to save my life

The faction also suffers from the same effect as Lovecraftian horror. Unfathomable everchanging etc. doesn't translate well to pictures and models

[celest dome]

Tzeentch: Avian
Khorne: Mammal
Slaanesh: Crustacean
Nurgle: Insects and Amphibian

[tulip brook]

Then flying manta rays

[orchid lark]

Manta Rays are the birds of the ocean

[queen laurel]

Mammals having some of the most aggressive creatures really sales this point across

[tulip brook]

Big muscly men love puppies

Slaanesh with goats is a bit exception to the rule too

[orchid lark]

Orcas truly are Khornes chosen

Khorncas

[celest dome]

Fantasy does have Khornate sharks iirc

[thorn zenith]

And in 40k is the imperium that has the sharks

[celest dome]

False sharks, pale imitations of the Sharks

[normal light]

Servitor sharks

[spring cairn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5SriuojRA8

when will the 6th get marching songs

[crystal forum]

have you seen geese though

those things have no chill

[queen laurel]

yeah they are up there with chimpanzees

[crystal forum]

which pokemon would survive 40k

[pine wedge]

mewtwo is a powerful psyker, could work

[queen laurel]

Arceus

[proven gull]

most of legendaries

[storm jungle]

my favorite part of Pokemon is most of these cute chibi looking mfers being able to end universes

only in Japan

[queen laurel]

look at this foul creature

this demon

The greatest servant of the chaos gods

[shrewd depot]

Isn't there one with an atom thick blade or something?

Which is almost identical to Necron tech

[proven gull]

Kirby is like ogryn

eat much

[shrewd depot]

Kirby is straight up an elder Chaos god, he'd slot right in there between Khorne and Slaanesh

[crystal forum]

imagine kirby absorbs the emperor

[river walrus]

Pal is right... kirby is Ogryn. You very smart

[river walrus]

Then Ulgo krump kirby. Ulgo protec emperor even if he not little one

[nocturne crest]

Do you think someone has made a 40k mod for Pal world?

[storm jungle]

I mean what would you even do to 40k-ify it

[river walrus]

Why zealot mean to Ulgo? Ulgo kill heretic like them yes? Then why complain about ogryns?

[celest dome]

I'd see more potential to a Stardew 40k than Palworld 40k

[storm jungle]

lmao that too

[nocturne crest]

Add servitors, daemons, machine spirits.

[river walrus]

Ulgo like stardew valley. Is nice to see what agri world look like!

[celest dome]

Stardew 40k should be about Eldar tbh

[queen laurel]

"lord captain, there is only one safe place in this planet and it's an agricultural district, and there is only one guy taking care of this place and he fights off the violent xenos life with nothing more than a thunder hammer"
_ Senechal Dron, explaining the sightings of some of the insane farmer

[river walrus]

What...

Ulgo krump them!

[storm jungle]

Pretty much

[river walrus]

Why heretic want atoma?

[crystal forum]

because heretics want to destroy everything you love

[queen laurel]

me watching the bonesinger sing despacito to build the fences for my dinosaurs

[river walrus]

Ulgo krump heretic then

[crystal forum]

gooood

[river walrus]

Thank you for telling Ulgo. I go on mission now to krump them

[nocturne crest]

We talking eldar in general or Exodites?

[celest dome]

Exo

[storm jungle]

That'd require a non-imperial game

so lol

[crystal forum]

imperium is always the main character so they must be the good guys right

right??

[storm jungle]

AAAAA

[queen laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-is-the-game-was-rigged-from-the-start-fallout-new-vegas-gif-14316695

[rocky gale]

The Forest would make a good basis for a Drukhari game tbh, they've already got the crafting system which lets you make effigies out of severed limbs and chairs made from people.

[storm jungle]

to be fair The Forest is basically your average primal-world

[queen laurel]

Next thing you say the palworld is your average death world

[storm jungle]

I mean probably

[river walrus]

Ulgo not understand every word. But always happy to try to understand

[storm jungle]

Me at school

[queen laurel]

You were happy at school?

[crystal forum]

average drukari survivor chopping cannibals to pieces with a chainsaw while listening to some sick 80's music

[queen laurel]

damn you are built different

[rocky gale]

Imagine

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/7Sq6ookE6nA?si=aJa4FecqHkgypAJ7

[crystal forum]

i dislike this meme

[river walrus]

Agreed

[rocky gale]

It's a good meme

[river walrus]

Always option to stand ground and kill as many heretic before dying

[storm jungle]

love that meme

[queen laurel]

well done big man here's a medal totally made out of gold and not the random garbage I picked up

[river walrus]

[crystal forum]

are flamers the best weapons against nids

[arctic talon]

Depends on the type of nid

[queen laurel]

not really, on the smaller hordes yeah but the bigger ones will charge through the fire and eat you alive without even breaking a sweat

[arctic talon]

Yeah a carnifex shrugs off tank shells

A flamer isn’t gona do much unless it’s huge

Also stuff like the pyrovore

Which itself is a living flamer

[proven needle]

And consider that some tyranids have long range weapons.

[arctic talon]

Most of the nids with long ranged weapons tend to be decently durable

[rocky gale]

Honestly Drukhari Hexrifles could possibly be the perfect weapon against Tyranids, each one contains a unique strain of a virus that turns flesh and bones into glass which would stop them from reclaiming the Biomass, plus since each one is a unique strain they'd have to keep adapting to every individual rifle.

[crystal forum]

so a mix of melta guns and flamers?

[arctic talon]

That should cover your bases excluding long ranged nids yeah

[crystal forum]

would you change it for a lascannon then

[arctic talon]

On what

A Russ yeah

[crystal forum]

the melta gun

[arctic talon]

Oh

Depends tbh

[crystal forum]

yeah you guessed correctly

[arctic talon]

But on the tabletop yeah

[crystal forum]

im trying to find the best loadout for an anti nid russ

[arctic talon]

Melta’s are like

[crystal forum]

lore wise

[arctic talon]

Oh

Lore wise still probably a Las cannon?

Melta’s are just cheaper

And easier to make

[queen laurel]

have it have flamers on the side and one giant anti tank gun

[crystal forum]

yes obviously the sponsons would be flamers

[arctic talon]

A multi melta could prolly make a hole in carnifex tbh

[crystal forum]

so what about

[arctic talon]

Same with a Las cannon

The big difference is the Las cannon gets to start earlier

[crystal forum]

sponson flamers, hull melta gun and turret vanquisher

to cover all bases

[arctic talon]

Yeah that works

[crystal forum]

man vanquisher is just so cool

would be great if the annihilator still existed though

literally just two lascannons

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/6/65/LemanRussAnnihilator00.png/revision/latest?cb=20120406064400
for some reason they stopped making rules for this

[arctic talon]

Died during forgeworlds purge of underperforming minis or ones with broken molds

I believe it has rules in legends still

[crystal forum]

i dont even think it has that

[rocky gale]

If we're talking tanks for Anti Nids, then it has to be the Stormlord, two Vulcan Mega bolters, two Heavy Stubbers, four Lascannons, a Twin Heavy Bolter and four Twin Heavy Flamers with the capacity to carry 40 Guardsmen or 20 heavy weapons teams who are able to shoot out from the weapons platform on the back.

[storm jungle]

God you reminded me

I forgot what book it was, i think from the mid 2000's but uh

[crystal forum]

i feel like a stormlord would get crushed fast

[storm jungle]

it had a baneblade iirc fighting through a literal ocean of nids

and eventually some rippers climb into the barrel, and the moment the crewmen opens the hatch they swarm inside

a baneblade is big too so it turns into a horror movie

[crystal forum]

it's called a breech dilara

[storm jungle]

I dont care

tanks are fucking dumb anyway so

[crystal forum]

smh

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

ships are boring

[storm jungle]

cool

anyway breech deez nuts

[crystal forum]

no

[green loom]

Breech DN

[viral halo]

Tanks are cool except for the fact I can strap a pepsi can filled with thermite to a helicopter toy and drop it on a leman russ and set the imperium back 10 years

[green loom]

Screw you

[arctic talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/311894904483610624/1197570588139597945/tumblr_927be16ae43214ba9d478a8e9020b5ee_d1155b59_540.gif

[queen laurel]

oh Zog da 'gitz are at it again

[viral halo]

He could give crazy sloppy

[crystal forum]

it's the nega chin

[dusk patrol]

[queen laurel]

gonna be honest mate that is entirely on you

[dusk patrol]

No, I think it’s on the dude who said “he could give crazy sloppy”

[rocky gale]

The Stormlord having Firing Deck 24 and being able to put Heavy Weapon teams inside it is hilarious, because it means on the tabletop you could put like 12 additional Lascannons or Mortars inside it and have it drive around firing them.

[crystal forum]

i like how it looks like they had to break his nose to fit the massive chompers

[dusk patrol]

Considering his entire jaw got blasted off

[crystal forum]

wait do space marines have super noses

[dusk patrol]

I imagine they didn’t need to break his nose

[dusk patrol]

Yes

[queen laurel]

I mean to be honest it just looks like fleshy Adam smasher

[dusk patrol]

Especially space wolves

[crystal forum]

i've literally never seen a mention of a space marine getting a nose bleed from being punched

[queen laurel]

They basically have superhuman senses

Incredibly keen ears good taste

[dusk patrol]

They do get their noses broken

[crystal forum]

no i mean durability wise

[dusk patrol]

I don’t think so idk

I guess the cartilage could be stronger

Their skin is tougher

[queen laurel]

The rib cage definitely is

[dusk patrol]

In general they got strong bones and shit so idk, maybe

[queen laurel]

But I think it wouldn't be far off to say that the other parts of the bone as well is strong

How corrosive is space marine acid again

[arctic talon]

~~And then along came Zeus ~~

[arctic talon]

Enough to blind someone

[dusk patrol]

Plot dependent

[arctic talon]

^

[dusk patrol]

But it can melt through metal often as it’s portrayed

[crystal forum]

it burns through plots very well

[queen laurel]

so it can go from being as corrosive as xenomorph blood to being basically nothing more than green water

[viral halo]

my toilet after a long day of coffee and protein bars

[dusk patrol]

I mean it always suck to get hit by

It doesn’t come up a ton

[crystal forum]

only main characters can spit because no helmet

[dusk patrol]

Its main purpose is to help them be able to break down and digest almost anything

The spit is just a bonus

Combined with the Omoaehdgdeusbdudhdbphage

[crystal forum]

do you smell burnt toast

[queen laurel]

So it would be helpful on the planet where supplies are low and they have to eat what they can get on their hands huh

[dusk patrol]

Yea

And oranges

[dusk patrol]

Basically

It’s part of why they can literally eat rocks

[queen laurel]

These guys sound like they would give a warhammer fantasy ogre a run for their digestive track

[dusk patrol]

They could definitely hang

[crystal forum]

do dreadnoughts get strokes

[dusk patrol]

Some of them can eat an absurd amount

[dusk patrol]

No but sometimes they get a pat on the chassis for a job well done

[arctic talon]

It’s beautiful

[crystal forum]

leviathan dreadnought dosing off to sleep and accidentally unloading all ordnance in the transport ship

[queen laurel]

he definitely wanted to fuck the tank

[green loom]

If Guard only get Krieg this edition it's going to be so joever

[queen laurel]

or the crew members

or both honestly

[dusk patrol]

Young Greek girl: “Oh boy I’m just gonna go down to the lake and get some water, I sure hope a swan doesn’t show up and do something wacky and uncharacteristic.”

[storm jungle]

DHFJFJFJDF

STOP

[crystal forum]

this is why i support killing all long necked birds

[dusk patrol]

Only way to be sure

Speaking of

[crystal forum]

this cannot be real

they even put the fucked up tongue

[arctic talon]

La cretura

[viral halo]

I wonder if it'll have a fully modeled duck corkscrew penis

[queen laurel]

@storm jungle Holy shit

[storm jungle]

lmao

[crystal forum]

it's a goose you ingrate

[viral halo]

it's all duck to me

[green loom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F-Yq5YXL9c&ab_channel=IGN

[crystal forum]

you definitely live in the west coast

[green loom]

Hear ye hear ye

[viral halo]

I live in New Jersey

[crystal forum]

literally how

[green loom]

Siggy Soprano

[viral halo]

look at my profile banner lmao

[green loom]

lmao

Now it all makes sense

[crystal forum]

gabagool

[green loom]

OVa here!

[viral halo]

The most jarringly correct representation of NJ in the sopranos is that everyone is very casually racist

and the roads

and the industrial decay of north jersey

next to gorgeous mcmansion neighborhoods

[crystal forum]

i drove through NJ three times and i hated it

[green loom]

Must be that thing of theirs in action

[crystal forum]

and that was the interstate which is supposed to be the best the state can offer

[viral halo]

Where the speed limit is 65, everone goes 80, and BMWs don't have turn signals

the garden state parkway my beloved

[arctic talon]

BMWs not having turn signals is universal in the US

[viral halo]

Got pulled over for the first time by a statie on the parkway for going 90 in a 55 but he knocked the ticket way down since it was my first offense

[crystal forum]

i thought you were chinese wolf

[queen laurel]

What in the fuck made you think he's chinese

[viral halo]

I always pictured you as korean

[crystal forum]

i got pulled over in new york for going 70 in a 60 but the state trooper reduced it to 65 because i looked dumb

[green loom]

No one ever nails what I am

[viral halo]

You said it once but I forget

Serb?

[crystal forum]

tickets was still like 150$

[green loom]

Incorrect

[viral halo]

Albanian?

[green loom]

[crystal forum]

not balkans

[viral halo]

Romanian?

[arctic talon]

I’m ethnically Chinese yeah

[green loom]

[arctic talon]

But none of my family has lived in China for years

[green loom]

I do live there tbf

[arctic talon]

Because of a certain civil war

[viral halo]

That's where I got the balkan thing from

[queen laurel]

Oh s*** you're actually chinese

[arctic talon]

Lol

[crystal forum]

do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

[arctic talon]

The one that had the nationalists and communists

[viral halo]

My family had a great time being the bad guys in the second world war and then left to the US after and became engineers

[arctic talon]

And ended up with 2 different facist countries

[crystal forum]

oh right

[arctic talon]

Kinda funny how Taiwan was facist up until like

[crystal forum]

yeah get fucked i pay attention to details

[arctic talon]

1987 lol

[viral halo]

I like how Korea is owned by Samsung

[arctic talon]

I love chaebol’s

You got mega corps

[viral halo]

Who up chaeing their bol rn

[arctic talon]

Kind of insane how corporate Korea is

[queen laurel]

Nope

[viral halo]

I watched a vice doc about it that was interesting

Samsung basically killing off protestors etc

My only gripe against samsung isn't the humanitarian abuses but the fact that the fridge they sold me doesn't have enough freezer space and has a shoddy icemaker

[green loom]

I don't know exactly what my family was but my father has concerningly detailed knowledge on where and what was done by the Germans/SS

[dusk patrol]

Also, related

Canadian Geese are assholes though who have deserved every bad thing that has ever happened to them ever

[crystal forum]

the best part about working in an indigenous reservation last summer is i saw them hunt a TON of geese and eat them

[viral halo]

Canadian Geese attacked me at the bus stop as a child

[queen laurel]

Did canadian geese just inherit all the hate is that why canadians in general are chill

[crystal forum]

native people can hunt literally anything they want and it's so cool

[dusk patrol]

If there was a political party called “Geese Genocide” I would canvas for and donate to them

Geese Genocide would also be a good band name

[crystal forum]

i hate goose once too

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[crystal forum]

weirdly it's closer to red meat than chicken

[arctic talon]

It is

[viral halo]

Never had a goose

[arctic talon]

Applies to a lot of water fowl

[viral halo]

had a peking duck at a chinese spot

tasted like duck

[arctic talon]

Duck can be eaten medium rare

Unlike chicken

[viral halo]

I get my chicken medium rare

[arctic talon]

[crystal forum]

i take mine blue

[queen laurel]

How did we go from like wars to chicken

[arctic talon]

Japan eats raw chicken as a delicacy

[viral halo]

American factories in 1946 be like

[crystal forum]

wolf how do you say leman russ in chinese

[arctic talon]

Idfk

I’ve never read a Chinese 40k book

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-thanos-meme-gif-22191420

[arctic talon]

Depends on how they’d translate his name as well

Prolly would just do it phonetically

[crystal forum]

reeman rouss

no wait that's japanese who dont have L's

[arctic talon]

Thing more like lai

Idk

I’m not gona think about how to translate names into Chinese rn

[crystal forum]

dont pregnant man react me. we're over

[viral halo]

My Oma used to call chipmunks shitmunks cause she couldn't pronounce chip right

[crystal forum]

french R's were hard for me as a kid so i just didn't pronounce them

[viral halo]

How does the movie Saltburn fit into the 40k narrative

[queen laurel]

Even google is having a stroke

[crystal forum]

liman bussy

[arctic talon]

Lol

[rose thorn]

I love all these new kroot models

[crystal forum]

does anybody here know how to cook

im trying to eat raw garlic but it hurts so much

[queen laurel]

Why are you eating raw garlic

[green loom]

I wouldn't say I know how to cook but I'm a spell better than my atrocious parents

[crystal forum]

im too lazy to cook and i lkke the gaste

[arctic talon]

What do you want to cook

[crystal forum]

the only problem is that garlic literally contains digestive acid

[queen laurel]

I have very limited knowledge in cooking but that seems like not the best idea and i'm stupid

[crystal forum]

if you eat raw garlic it fucking eats you back

[arctic talon]

Eating raw garlic won’t kill you

[green loom]

Can't you roast garlic

[crystal forum]

yea

[arctic talon]

Yeah

You can roast most edible things

[crystal forum]

any kind of cooking removes the acid

[green loom]

I think you can roast it in a microwave

[crystal forum]

i made carmelized onions for the first time yesterday and i didnt even fuck it up

[green loom]

If you're feeling extra lazuy

[rocky gale]

Then stop doing that

[crystal forum]

ok

is this expert cook advice

[rocky gale]

Yes

[crystal forum]

okok

[queen laurel]

Jay at least roast the garlic if you're planning to eat it

Don't just bite into a garlic

Did you even peel it?

[rocky gale]

Wait did you atleast peel and split the garlic?

[crystal forum]

yes im not dumb

[rocky gale]

Hey for all I know you were biting into it through the skin like an apple

[arctic talon]

I feel like eating garlic skin would be like eating paper lol

[crystal forum]

i peel then shove it in my mouth and swallow as fast as possible so it only burns on the way down

i also tried eating raw onions

[queen laurel]

Dude

[green loom]

Reminds me of corn skin

[crystal forum]

why so these legumes not want me to eat them

[queen laurel]

You're not an ogre

[rocky gale]

Raw onion is fine tbh

[queen laurel]

Do not challenge your taste buds

[green loom]

I had classmates who'd use corn husks as toilet paper while working for farmers illegaly

[rocky gale]

Honestly an onion is is something you can eat like an apple

[crystal forum]

you can afford corn?

[green loom]

No they got paid a hundred bucks to pic it every day for a month

[crystal forum]

this is not said by a sane man

[rocky gale]

It's not said by a man

[crystal forum]

shit

then im still correctly

fucking autocorrect

[rocky gale]

But there are people who legit eat onions raw like you would an apple, they're supposed to be quite good for you

Apparently cooking them gets rids of a lot of the vitamins or something

[arctic talon]

That sounds unpleasant

[crystal forum]

have you tried that

[green loom]

Ngl a nice white onion does look pretty good

[rocky gale]

I have not

[crystal forum]

try it

hurts

[green loom]

Do it more

Build tolerance

[crystal forum]

ok

[rocky gale]

Maybe you're just allergic to onions

[queen laurel]

They apparently help with heart disease

[crystal forum]

i would be dead

[queen laurel]

Reducing the risk of it happening

[green loom]

That should counteract the 40 liters of cola

Thus I will not do it

[crystal forum]

are you one of those "i dont drink water" types

[rocky gale]

Like the lady who was like "I feel this stinging pain in my mouth when I eat honey, is this me being punished for all the bee's which suffer to produce it" and someone had to explain to her that she was allergic to honey.

[green loom]

Yeah

Unfortunately hasn't killed me yet

[crystal forum]

you believe yourself too good for agua

[green loom]

One day though

[queen laurel]

Allergies are so scary and specific sometimes

People can be allergic to water

[green loom]

I'm no Matthew Bevilaqua

[crystal forum]

the god of the sea poseidon will make you regret your hatred of water

[green loom]

I hope so

[rocky gale]

The really messed up thing is people can be allergic to their own bodily fluids.

Like allergic to their own saliva etc

[queen laurel]

Oh fuck

Boy

[green loom]

I read about a lady allergic to water and they have to drink like diet coke and shit

[crystal forum]

"allergies are part of evolution" they say as my body rejects my own blood

[queen laurel]

That's something to take in

[crystal forum]

where does darwin say that me being able to give blood to everybody but not in reverse is survival of the fittest

[viral halo]

Diet coke is so good

[green loom]

Dunno never tried it

[viral halo]

Nothing beats a good ice cold DC

[queen laurel]

It's like coke but not as sweet

Still pretty sweet

[crystal forum]

it's coke except you drink a lot more of it

[queen laurel]

But doesn't have the same kick as a normal one

[viral halo]

It's made with the greatest chemical of them all

aspartame

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-rule-694-gif-25028990

[green loom]

Wazzat

[crystal forum]

an affront to God

artificial sweetener

[green loom]

Does it kill you faster

[crystal forum]

no actually it's somehow not bad for you

even diabetics can drink it

[viral halo]

it made me stop drinking soda completely

[green loom]

Fuck

[viral halo]

sugared soda at least

[green loom]

Okay I won't switch

[viral halo]

I just got into coffee

that's a game changer

I'd been avoiding it my entire life

[crystal forum]

for the toilet

i hate coffee

[green loom]

The most coffee's ever done for me is burn my tongue

Otherwise it just makes me sleepy

[crystal forum]

mostly because it has literally no effect on me except dehydrating

[viral halo]

I drink it and my mood improves

[crystal forum]

and i hate being dehydrated. im a wet boy

i like being wet

[green loom]

Noted

[queen laurel]

Only drink coffee if you want a decent boost in energy

[viral halo]

I used to put a zyn in, have a coffee, and a monster- play mechwarrior and LOCK IN

[green loom]

Coffee lowers my energy lol

[queen laurel]

But of course you might develop a immunity to the caffeine somehow

[crystal forum]

wait you drink coffee and energy drinks?

[viral halo]

[crystal forum]

why even bother with coffee

[viral halo]

I like the taste of them

the caffeine is a side effect

[queen laurel]

I like the bitter taste

[viral halo]

The only caffeine product I dropped entirely was pre workout

[queen laurel]

But i've seen people drink coffee for the sake of drinking coffee

[green loom]

I've never had an energy drink actually

[crystal forum]

if a stimulant calms you down you probably have ADHD

[viral halo]

Energy drinks make me LOCK IN

[green loom]

That would explain a lot

[queen laurel]

What brand do you drink

[viral halo]

I exclusively drink white monster

[queen laurel]

Yeah that would do it

Those things are cans of batteries

[crystal forum]

i take prescribed amphetamines so of course coffee is like a joke to my brain

[viral halo]

I'd love to take that before a workout

Feel like I'd LOCK IN

[green loom]

I've never been prescribed anything, but I've been given xanax out of the blue before

by before I mean 3 weeks ago

It wasn't pleasant

[crystal forum]

xanax is the opposite of a stimulant

[green loom]

I was given a 25mg pill and it knocked me out for like 3-5 days lmao

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/xanax-wolf-of-wall-street-gif-5271408

[crystal forum]

you'd probably not want to see the price for them

it's expensive even here outside the US so i cant even imagine

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/that-aint-no-problem-shrugs-kanye-shrug-head-shake-gif-12976449

[rocky gale]

Universal Healthcare stays winning

[crystal forum]

ok but what if 30 people made millions instead

that's a good alternative right

[viral halo]

My fave thing about the USA is health insurance being tied to your employer giving it to you

[crystal forum]

god help you if your insurance doesnt cover a medication

or you're self employed

[viral halo]

My mother is a type 1 diabetic and has phenomenal health insurance, but they don't cover her preffered insulin so she pays 800 a vial for it. It's nothing for her, but for 99 percent of people that would be killer.

[crystal forum]

800 a vial sounds batshit insane for something you need to live

[viral halo]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[celest dome]

Merica F yeah

[viral halo]

Now excuse me while I doordash a bagel

[crystal forum]

a single bagel

[viral halo]

It will be 10 dollars

for my bagel with cream cheese

[crystal forum]

you could buy a pack of bagels for like 8$

[rocky gale]

Never forget that the person who invented Insulin sold the Patent for $1 because "It does not belong to me, it belongs to the world"

[viral halo]

what a sucker

[viral halo]

yea just stuck at the office 😭

[celest dome]

America is its own world 😭

[crystal forum]

canadian guy invented insulin btw 😎💪

[proven needle]

Origin story of the company I work at 😀

[rocky gale]

You work for one of the companies which sell Insulin for $800?

[young pecan]

Crazy that they couldn't just make a profit off of it, they had to fucking murder people for it 💀

[crystal forum]

it's growth

making more money than last year

it's what happens when you let companies do this... they do company things surprisingly enough

almost like privatization is a scam

[proven needle]

Since the overall goal is profit maximization for shareholders... Yeah 😑

[dusk patrol]

There’s a shitton of different types of insulin

[proven needle]

Plus the messed up healthcare system in the US.

[crystal forum]

i say this as the province next to mine is advocating for privatizing the healthcare industry

mind boggling

[dusk patrol]

How the fuck did you guys even get on this shit

Talking about onions

How

[young pecan]

It's never a bad time to speak on the massive failings of the first world 🫡

[dusk patrol]

If you wanna list off everything wrong with the world in a 40k chat discussion

Then there’s never gonna be a discussion

[tough haven]

So in rogue trader, is there any good reason why an iconoclast character would have marazhai in his retinue?

[dusk patrol]

For the lols

[tough haven]

I'm running iconoclast and kinda want a reason to use him without messing with my character cause I havent yet

[dusk patrol]

But realistically, because maybe he or she think they could be useful

Iconoclast would or should probably kill him though imo

[young pecan]

Haven't gotten that far, just got Yriel and accidentally "sparked a romance" with her by being a decent human being

[dusk patrol]

Or at least get rid of him

[tough haven]

Fr, I had to just be like "I just wanna be allies lol"

but in 40k thats an extrordinary quality

[crystal forum]

did you guys know that vaporeon

[dusk patrol]

No

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/solder-epic-weed-boogie-gif-27439850

Hm, and I doubt a dogmatic character would even bother

[dusk patrol]

Reminds me of Baldurs Gate where I kept accidentally romancing people because I wasn’t a huge dick to them

[crystal forum]

im sure it was accidental

[young pecan]

Waiting for the next opportunity to shut it down and hoping it's not going to be a "die" option

[dusk patrol]

Like I was trying to romance Karlach I think then Gale decides I wanna fuck because I had a chat with him about magic

[crystal forum]

ok but gale wants to fuck everybody

[young pecan]

Rogue Trader be like

1. Lean into the kiss
2. [Dogmatic] dodge to the side and slam them into the wall

[tough haven]

Its just like real life lol

[dusk patrol]

Tfw the Sister of Battle who dreams of children smiling as they burn heretics is basically the most moral and nice person on the ship

[crystal forum]

has anybody heard of the lamenters

i just found them and idk why nobody knows about them

[rose thorn]

What? They are like the most famous blood angels successor

[storm jungle]

^

everyone wanks them to no end

im guessing this is a joke comment lol

[rose thorn]

Oh oka

[storm jungle]

anyway has anyone heard of this one guard vehicle

its called the Leman Russ, named after a Primarch apparently

[crystal forum]

[crystal forum]

i need to try harder

yall are seeing through my ruses

[rose thorn]

all i have for my chatper is

this balelr oclorscheme

made by my friend

otherwise nothing

kill me

[celest dome]

Ok those are really cute

[rose thorn]

I LOVE THEM

SO MUCJ

[celest dome]

Can't see this one in the article weirdly enough but so cute

Kinda want them to make Catachan Rough riders

[young pecan]

Reminds me of Iggy and Scorch from Paragon

...Paragon

I wish Epic Games didn't kill that game

Would rather have a 3D League over Fortnite

[tough haven]

I'm just looking for a lore reason to use marhazai lol

maybe in another run, but I dont really want to do heretical

[arctic talon]

He’s useful? Idk

[tough haven]

Yeah but commorites are kinda the anaethma to everything either icono or dogmatic characters believe in

[arctic talon]

Marhazai is one of those that not even heretical would pick either

Bcs heretical is chaotic

Chaos and deldar tend to uh

Not get along

[tough haven]

I mean, my character hates chaos, theres some common ground

but since my character is a psyker, unlikely they would work together well

[arctic talon]

Well

Could have the enemy of my enemy is my friend

[tough haven]

maybe next run on my dogmatic/icono commisar character, but that seems even less likely lol

[arctic talon]

Until they shank me

[tough haven]

still gotta figure this one out

I was thinking of a character thats mostly dogmatic but has some icono, willing to turn a blind eye to the laws and dogma of the imperium from time to time to better serve humanity

[storm jungle]

He only comes aboard in the chance that he will one day go back to ruling his own Kabal before he gives up as revealed by the epilogue and just makes a pirate band. You can just use it as a "temporary arrangement"

People do raise a fuss but literally everyone in your crew is a hypocrite and create even equally worse disasters for you

[tough haven]

since humanity does not always equal the imperium

[storm jungle]

lmao

[tough haven]

So true

at least marhazai will stab me in the face

[storm jungle]

[tough haven]

Actually probably not

[storm jungle]

Also lore accurately you can just shoot him in the face in an appropriate scenario

[arctic talon]

Marhazai is like one of the least treacherous drukhari characters I’ve ever seen

[tough haven]

And that what makes him special

[storm jungle]

Hes pragmatic

[tough haven]

anyone got any input on this as to what a character like this might do in the setting of rogue trader? I dont usually do imperial characters that arent abhumans

[storm jungle]

Pretty much dogma-icono

does both evil and good decisions

its too "it depends" of an answer and general to properly assume

[dusk patrol]

Also sometimes Iconoclast is “I’m way too trusting and naive”

[tough haven]

I was thinking like a yarrick character but slightly more icono

[dusk patrol]

Yarrick is more just “fuck Orks”

His whole life has been that and that’s what he runs on more or less

[arctic talon]

Real

[tough haven]

I mean like with his beliefs and whatnot, he doesnt always adhere to what a true imperial would do

[dusk patrol]

Example of Dogmatic being the moral choice:

[rose thorn]

dumb question who was the imperium's telephone company called again

[dusk patrol]

Capping this dumbass in the head

[tough haven]

He's the most orky humie there is

[storm jungle]

Astropaths?

[dusk patrol]

He’s not Orky

[tough haven]

Does she not deserve a chance at life?

[storm jungle]

Astro Telepathica?

[dusk patrol]

He just understands them

[rose thorn]

was it just called astropaths?

[dusk patrol]

She did

[storm jungle]

Astropaths are the people

[dusk patrol]

Then she made dumbass choice after dumbass choice

[storm jungle]

Astro Telepathica is the branch

[rose thorn]

thast it

[dusk patrol]

Knowing full well the consequences

[green loom]

Orky? Dude fucking hates them lol

[tough haven]

Nah he has the power claw that for all intents and puposes should topple him over, but it doesnt, simply because he doesnt want it to, thats pretty damn orky

[dusk patrol]

He uses anti grav tech

[green loom]

It looks like a power klaw and it was sanctified by priests

[storm jungle]

^

[tough haven]

Yeah, and that makes him pretty orky in their eyes, he's the only human they even remotely respect that I'm aware of

[storm jungle]

we see it in the animation

its custom-made for him

[dusk patrol]

He is strong though but he uses it because he knows Orks fear it

[storm jungle]

^

[green loom]

It's entirely one sided

[storm jungle]

The animation also says its the same reason he got a bionic eye

[tough haven]

Oh I know

[dusk patrol]

He isn’t Orky, but he does understand Orks

And uses what he knows against them

[tough haven]

To them he is

[green loom]

Yarrick is as brainwashed and dogmatic as the next commissar, he's just experienced

[green loom]

He isn't

[spring cairn]

Yarrick hits the gym 6 days a week

[green loom]

He's a good enemy

And nothing else

[tough haven]

Theres literally a line about it in the Ghazghul book

[green loom]

That he's a good enemy

[tough haven]

both

he's ghaz's "grod" which doesnt quite translate to human speech, but it more or less is someone you love to hate

[green loom]

Yeah

He's a good enemy

Lmao

Like it literally just means the same thing

[dusk patrol]

People overstate Ghaz’s “affection” for him

And Yarrick definitely doesn’t hold any for them

[tough haven]

Oh I mean he just thinks he's a good enemy

which for orks is all they care about

and its definitely one sided

[green loom]

It doesn't mean he's orky

orks are orky

Nothing else is