He cloned them
#40k-lore-chat
unborn phoenix
arctic talon
Like at least 12 Ferrus clones
humble shoal
Yeah everyone gets a primarch
storm jungle
no he literally made them from the ground up
arctic talon
1 perfect Horus clone
arctic talon
And 1 perfect fulgrim clone
humble shoal
Like at least 12 Ferrus clones
I imagine they all died..... due to the lack of heads
arctic talon
Yeah fulgrim was trying to convince the clones to join him
crystal forum
fulgrim yet again being unable to command anybody
dusk patrol
It’s not ever said in the book
humble shoal
fulgrim yet again being unable to command anybody
dusk patrol
It’s just some clones were more special and perfect
humble shoal
unborn phoenix
Well not a soul but lacked something
crystal forum
let the man have taste
humble shoal
Fabio is great, unlike fulgrim
dusk patrol
Rylanor is by far the most overhyped and “did nothing ever” dude the fanbase jerks off
He didn’t even successfully do the thing he did
arctic talon
Rylanor is by far the most overhyped and “did nothing ever” dude the fanbase jer...
Real
crystal forum
he told a primarch to fuck off
dusk patrol
Some Tson got sad so he killed hkmself
storm jungle
LOL
humble shoal
Rylanor is by far the most overhyped and “did nothing ever” dude the fanbase jer...
I mean yeah but hes a purple boy who didnt go through a phase mom.
unborn phoenix
And Abaddon had a baby fit and killed clone horus
arctic talon
he told a primarch to fuck off
You could make a books worth of marines who’ve done that
dusk patrol
And also did something when they did it
humble shoal
But not on istvaan 3.....
dusk patrol
Yes you could
Literally
The whole planet had a bunch of marines giving the finger to their dad
And who directly fought them
humble shoal
Yeah but they didnt survive the bomb
unborn phoenix
Someone clone Ferrus already so there's more about him
dusk patrol
Mortarion and Angron both personally killed their sons
dusk patrol
Loken was
humble shoal
I thought loken left before the bomb went off?
crystal forum
isnt loken the one who fled on the eisenstein
dusk patrol
No
storm jungle
thats Garou
dusk patrol
That’s Garro
crystal forum
oh
unborn phoenix
It belongs on board games
arctic talon
At least most of the turn based 40k games have been good
humble shoal
Nah the best is pong
arctic talon
unborn phoenix
Not consoles
crystal forum
RTS's suck
unborn phoenix
Certain RTS are good
arctic talon
Literally my favorite part of games is thinking
unborn phoenix
Need more fps
crystal forum
you know what i do when i play HOI4 wolf
unborn phoenix
Anyone wanna play darktide today?
humble shoal
Need more romance simulators (need my 100 foot nid gf)
crystal forum
i pause VERY DAY
arctic talon
you know what i do when i play HOI4 wolf
Spam para troopers?
arctic talon
It’s beautiful
storm jungle
Its just like him
dusk patrol
Here I got bored, this is for you
storm jungle
unborn phoenix
Guess not alright I'll just keep watching my show
crystal forum
he's got the mecha chin
dusk patrol
Mfw someone new comes in and tries to enjoy niche lore which I’ve heard before so I hate it but they’re new so it’s still fun and exciting
rocky gale
Never noticed the mecha chin before, guess I never looked closely at the pic
dusk patrol
Yeah he’s got some chompers
crystal forum
nobody looks at iron hands dont worry
humble shoal
Mfw someone new comes in and tries to enjoy niche lore which I’ve heard before s...
I mean how much niche lore is there that you havent heard before?
dusk patrol
I just always enjoy the heresy portraits for how serene a lot of them look
storm jungle
The remembrancer artworks are great
dusk patrol
I mean how much niche lore is there that you havent heard before?
Probably a good amount idk
arctic talon
40k book idea, Necron crypteks travel between every single active warzone in the galaxy
dusk patrol
There’s always more lore you haven’t read or heard of
arctic talon
shame the black books exploded
Mfw GW hasn’t republished them still
storm jungle
Yeah after Alan Bligh died they basically also died out
guy was one of the most creative writers in GW for this stuff
dusk patrol
Yeah it was his baby
storm jungle
Yep
arctic talon
Feels bad
storm jungle
with him gone they just didnt bother
Yeah...
like the new HH rulebooks arent bad but man the lore is just meh
dusk patrol
Understandably I don’t think anyone wanted to try to continue them
storm jungle
Yeah its hard to match the guy that did like
arctic talon
I just wish they got republished is all
storm jungle
Siege of fucking Vraks lol
dusk patrol
Yeah
crystal forum
guy invents the shovel regiment
humble shoal
Yeah hard to beat the shovellers
crystal forum
cough cough valhallans
storm jungle
Im gonna shove those valhallans up your-
crystal forum
vostroyans are mid
rocky gale
All Guard regiments are mid except the one that's currently my favourite
humble shoal
All Guard regiments are mid except the one that's currently my favourite
Thats roight
Except for cadians, they are mid even if you like them.
storm jungle
Green Army Men representation???
crystal forum
if you're a cadian stan do not speak to me
storm jungle
The Planet farted before the Guard shatted
humble shoal
Except for creed
Creed can hide alpharius in his back pocket
But hes dead, so back to mid they are
humble shoal
Oh did trayzen borrow him?
storm jungle
Yeah right as the planet was blowing up
Creed stumbled. Despite the medics’ labours, his wounds still bled. He felt his strength ebbing as his lifeblood seeped into the greatcoat’s fabric. One last effort. Then he’d rest. One last effort.
The storm parted – not before a Daemon, but a metal giant in a scaled cloak. The wind snatched away Creed’s hurried shot. Light glittered upon the figure’s upraised palm, iridescent polygons billowing in a hypnotic dance.
‘Ursarkar E. Creed.’ The giant’s words slammed down like tombstones. ‘This need not be your end. Eternity awaits.’
The giant’s laughter followed Creed into darkness.
humble shoal
Understandable have a nice day
storm jungle
Understandable have a nice day
pokeballs you
crystal forum
bruh
humble shoal
Did he take a piece of terrain as well?
storm jungle
Did he take a piece of terrain as well?
Yes lmao
the new Fall of Cadia book goes more into it
crystal forum
i hate skeletons they scare me
humble shoal
Good, gotta get the whole scene
storm jungle
hes literally me
arctic talon
that some people have skeletons inside them
storm jungle
pretty hot stuff
humble shoal
I see
dusk patrol
The Thunder Warrior is a slight annoyance to me since Trayzn talks how humanity didn’t interest him until the heresy
But whatever
He’s also made “fake” displays before
Where he uses the armor and puts someone who wasn’t the right person in it or whatever
dusk patrol
He has an Ad Mech dude he wakes up sometimes to show him stuff and fuck around with in return he lets him send dead drops of information to the Imperium
humble shoal
Ad mech guy is in heaven
storm jungle
He literally is lmao
he also tells trazyn to keep him awake when hes in stasis
and Trazyn is like
"No. You would not want that."
🗿
humble shoal
Good old "Hey tech boy" energy
storm jungle
that short story is great btw would 100 recommend a read
oh wow
it exists for free on google
dusk patrol
“History requires two parties - the historian and their audience. Without that, one is just talking to oneself. So kindly stop screaming and you might learn something.” - Trazyn the Infinite, guiding human guests through the Prismatic Gallery
proven needle
Hmm, that "tech boy" has tentacles and a chaos brand on his head?
arctic talon
No
storm jungle
No hes just a normal tekhead
arctic talon
Just a normal ass magos biologis
storm jungle
Yep
storm jungle
LOL
proven needle
I mean the fleshy tentacles on one arm.
storm jungle
no
arctic talon
It is
humble shoal
It is fanart
dusk patrol
Probably Dark Mek I guess
humble shoal
I mean same difference
storm jungle
Nah its official
Fred Rambuad
its from the mid 2000's hence the artstyle
GW was hiring freelancers like crazy back then
rocky gale
Numerals are 16th
rose thorn
Okay yeah
rocky gale
So yea Sons of Horus/Luna Wolves
dusk patrol
He has a perfect collection of helmets from every legion, chapter, companies, so on
spare osprey
He has a perfect collection of helmets from every legion, chapter, companies, so...
really?
humble shoal
And to leave the helmet damaged?
Adds character
dusk patrol
It probably has some significance to him
He will often apply damage himself for diaromas he makes
rose thorn
Tryzan probably plays warhammer
celest dome
Battlemace
crystal forum
that thunder warrior in trazyn's collection must be so confused if he wakes up
rose thorn
Learning about the ordo Barbarus im surprised humanity actually cares about primitive human worlds
green loom
Infinity is cool
winged jacinth
Learning about the ordo Barbarus im surprised humanity actually cares about prim...
If people are all busy farming they're not building tanks in your factories
rose thorn
They specifically just make sure they don’t start ‘deviant worshipping’
A space marine chapter that specifically works with the ordo barbarus would be cool
Drops into a pre industrial world ‘we want your strongest child warriors’
Or children if strongest warriors
Then just leaves
Kinda act like protecting primitive worlds
Specifically do that
errant yacht
A question regarding Lucius' possession power: if a Man of Iron kills him, would his soul manifest into a computer virus or would the machine literally become Lucius?
Cuz if you ask me, I think Lucius becoming a virus would be much more dangerous
crisp heath
Drops into a pre industrial world ‘we want your strongest child warriors’
I'm gonna say it again
storm jungle
Cuz if you ask me, I think Lucius becoming a virus would be much more dangerous
Lucius can return from anything.
It doesnt matter
crisp heath
Emperor's Spears
storm jungle
he basically has literal plot armor
errant yacht
It doesnt matter
Apparently, with complete disregard to whether whatever killing him is even capable of emotion
errant yacht
I mentioned AI specifically cuz I assume that the sentient machines built by pre-Imperial humanity are capable of feeling emotion
crisp heath
Lucius isn't even that bad, he's basically just a daemon with a quick turnaround time
storm jungle
Slaanesh would just summon him back
theres no way to kill Lucius unless you kill him with something like the Emperor's sword which grants true-death
crisp heath
Ephrael Stern true killed daemons while she was literally asleep. I love my absolutely broken edge queen
errant yacht
If his consciousness did manifest as malware, it'd be even more dangerous cuz the machine he's possessing would in theory, be able to bring itself to a manufactorum and if he were to infect its central computer, he'd have an army of robotic Luciuses that are imbued by his curse
storm jungle
Thats not how his curse works
its supernatural, it only applies to him and him only
crisp heath
I just love that most old characters in the current setting are nerfed but when they brought back Stern they just said make her stronger
storm jungle
he'll always just spawn out of someone else
errant yacht
If his consciousness were to manifest as a computer virus, wouldn't he be able to Ctrl+C Ctrl-V himself across a manufacturing plant?
storm jungle
Like I said no. That's not how his curse works.
He'll always spawn out of a living person.
A single one.
crisp heath
Supernatural computer viruses are a thing in 40k and I don't think they've ever accomplished anything of consequence
crisp heath
No I'm just saying that even if they did use that idea it'd probably be more of a nerf than anything
storm jungle
his powers are just bullshit anyway so
crisp heath
Lucius just toggled off dying
errant yacht
I was more wondering if a machine afflicted by Lucius would suffer a software infection, or if its hardware will transform into Lucius' Warp-tainted flesh and bones
crisp heath
He'd probably become the guy who made the machine, and Lucius can possess dead people so it's always a valid option
storm jungle
^
that landmine incident is prob the goofiest example of how far he can stretch his curse
crisp heath
AI might be sentient but it's not considered alive for most purposes in 40k, see: the admech lore about AI, literally anything about necrons
Ironkin are considered alive by the Votann but we haven't seen if they're alive for chaos stuff yet
I love Necron's opinions on life
90% of Necrons: what is this hell? I am but a soulless machine
Necron destroyers: HELL YEAH IM A SOULLESS MACHINE
crystal forum
somebody say a number from 1 to 6
rose thorn
Obliterating my self
rose thorn
I'm gonna say it again
^
crystal forum
SAY A NUMBER
crisp heath
4
crystal forum
ok thank you
rose thorn
Fine Im writing my chapterthe Bruce timm way where someone gets started and I’m like ‘no that’s wrong let me do it’
The worst part is that this is gonna work
rose thorn
This fucker has never read an aos book
storm jungle
Thats your average warhammer fan
orchid lark
orchid lark
Fine Im writing my chapterthe Bruce timm way where someone gets started and I’m ...
Hell yeah
crystal forum
This fucker has never read an aos book
charge your phone you cute fuck
rose thorn
young pecan
It's funny that they added dialogue for if you race-traitor and join Stormcloaks as a dark elf
crisp heath
Are there any stories of chaos fallen characters realizing what they are doing and turning away from the dark powers after already falling in or is it a one way trip?
sacred ginkgo
Its one way
People realizing they fucked up happens
they just can't do anything about it except die
young pecan
Are there any stories of chaos fallen characters realizing what they are doing a...
There have been a very small amount of times where someone has actually redeemed themselves iirc
arctic talon
odds are if you realize you're going down the uh
chaos path
you either eat your own gun or you double down
And writers tend to not touch it that much
tbh
Biggest example is prolly The Anchorite
young pecan
Yeah, that's the vast majority of what happens unless you are exceedingly Built Different
Imagine if big E was just like "mental health matters lil bros" right before he got chair'd
Imperium wins ez
Bc that's really the only reason the warp is a problem, just a mental health skissue
crystal forum
i love eating raw chicken
orchid lark
Sounds believable
tulip brook
All those dark thoughts and demons being real... imagine how hard a psychiatrist's job would be in 40k
Chair made of blackstone, wards and litanies everywhere in the office, weekly possession count...
fathom egret
Has a pistol just in case
orchid lark
Psychiatrist, sounds like a weird name for an Interrogator
green loom
Kislev got a cool lady knight
queen laurel
Kislev got a cool lady knight
Hey it's the fantasy custodian
celest dome
I'm sort of disappointed on the Old World lore for Kislev
crisp heath
Old world was made to cash in on the success of Vermintide and total warhammer
It’s going to be a little rushed tbh
queen laurel
Apparently the book is pretty good
Being a faction and the setting that has been planning to be revived and released way later than you got a book and is actually good
God votann are getting dunk on
celest dome
Lore overall has been nice
It's only the Kislevite lore that I'm not overly fond of
green loom
What's the lore on them?
green loom
oh
celest dome
Coming back to the Hag Mothers now, as previously mentioned there is only one “Hag Mother” in the current lore of Kislev as told by Games Workshop and this is Mother Ostankya herself. This lore is very new as is Mother Ostankya herself in the IP, so I want to inform you as best as I can to share with you who she is, how she aids Kislev and why there are no other Hag Mothers in the lore or our game.
That I dislike, I would have prefered to have kept Hag Witches and Elder Hags/Hag Mother
queen laurel
Also this:
Is that supposed to be an elemental ice dragon
queen laurel
Frost Wyrm
If they were planning to make that why didn't take go with the classic normal dragon
green loom
Yeah I didn't get that one either lmao
green loom
Kislev has been mostly a failure for TWW3 imo
Just
Very poopy design
I do like the kislevite warriors with halberds tho
celest dome
If they were planning to make that why didn't take go with the classic normal dr...
I don't know, futhermore when Frost Wyrm already exist in Norsca 
green loom
A guy I know put it nicely
queen laurel
I don't know, futhermore when Frost Wyrm already exist in Norsca <:Guarded:97224...
Yeah and that one was cooler because it's a two headed ice dragon
green loom
"Total War Kislev looks like a 1st ed AoS Faction called Kislevite Iceblades or something"
queen laurel
Hehe Cooler
celest dome
Yeah and that one was cooler because it's a two headed ice dragon
Isn't that a Chaos Dragon ?
queen laurel
Isn't that a Chaos Dragon ?
Oh yeah shit
I forgot having two heads isn't normal for a dragon
Because average fantasy usually having multiple headed dragons is like pretty f****** normal to me
celest dome
THis is the Frost Wyrm
queen laurel
THis is the Frost Wyrm
So yeah if they already have a frost dragon why didn't they just use that for an actual frost dragon
celest dome
queen laurel
THis is the Frost Wyrm
well at least i wasn't going insane i was right the frost dragon did have 2 heads
celest dome
I didn't even notice the 2nd one
Still Wyrms/Dragon/Drake... are all types given by the appearance of the monster, like you wouldn't call it a Hydra if it doesn't have the multiples heads
queen laurel
I didn't even notice the 2nd one
it was playing warhammer fantasy Total War 2 and the norscan raids made me very familiar with this guy
celest dome
Wyrms: 2 wings, 2 legs, 1 head no arms
Dragon:2 wings, 2 legs, 2 arms/legs, 1 head
Drake: 4 legs, 1 head no wings
queen laurel
THis is the Frost Wyrm
There's a better shot with the heads
celest dome
Calling it an Ice/Frost Drake would have been much easier
celest dome
Oh I confuse Wyrms and Wyverns
Still reman that it's a Drake, or at least a Lung Dragon (No idea that existed)
Well, "existed"
queen laurel
Still reman that it's a Drake, or at least a Lung Dragon (No idea that existed)
a lung dragon is basically your chinese dragon
And you know the cathay Dragons basically
celest dome
TWW3 went astray with every additional content since release 
queen laurel
TWW3 went astray with every additional content since release <:angymorrow:106267...
They somehow ruined their reputation faster than I can shoot a goblin out of a cannon
celest dome
Even with the Ogre Kingdom dlc
green loom
Wyvern's my favourite
queen laurel
Even with the Ogre Kingdom dlc
Army wise it's fantastic an army of monstrous infantry battering everything with unbelievably powerful charges sounds fun, but the mechanics and the lords
green loom
Also screw you now I feel like playing a fantasy game
celest dome
Wyverns are cool, and under utilised
queen laurel
Well that can be better
celest dome
I think OK should have been kept for the 1st (Or second) race dlc, with them getting 4 Lords like usual
Getting Mr. Maneater and Brag the Gutsman as the 2 other lords
Mr. Maneater getting mechanics that lean toward using a lot of Maneater variants, and Brag being the Gnoblar horde lord
Mr. Maneater's name is no bueno 
queen laurel
Getting Mr. Maneater and Brag the Gutsman as the 2 other lords
Mr. Maneater gett...
i think it would be better if you replace mr mann heater with Ghark ironskin and have him specialize in the cavalry army and have his mechanics related to his dealings with the chaos dwarfs
celest dome
Could work, but I would prefer Mr. Maneater as a LL
So if they didn't go with their LH bs...
Oh and also the Pre Order should have been the Legion of Undeath
With 2 or 3 LL (Nagash, Nameless and Dieter)
queen laurel
Getting Mr. Maneater and Brag the Gutsman as the 2 other lords
Mr. Maneater gett...
this guy?
Yeah I was actually kind of surprised he wasn't one of the legendary lords
celest dome
Ye
Would have loved to have a mechanic that lean on the Maneater variants, from Pirate to Empire, and from Kislevite to Ninja (Cathay)
queen laurel
Would have loved to have a mechanic that lean on the Maneater variants, from Pir...
there is also Haurg Frostmaw
could work for a Yhetee based army
celest dome
I think that one would be better as a LH tbh
queen laurel
I think that one would be better as a LH tbh
yeah definitely he doesn't have much lore compared to the others
green loom
The in game model for the frost wyrm isn't that bad
celest dome
It doesn't look bad, but it doesn't look like something that fit neither Kislev, nor the Hag Council
And I know it's very campy, but a Chicken Hut would have been much more in theme for the Dlc
This but instead fo a boat it's a Hut on earthworks legs in the vague shape of chicken feets
queen laurel
It doesn't look bad, but it doesn't look like something that fit neither Kislev,...
is this thing basically a ice salamander?
celest dome
With a Hag toiling at a Chauldron for the magical artilery
celest dome
is this thing basically a ice salamander?
Kinda
Same animation/stance from what I heard
queen laurel
Fuckin Grot stains
celest dome
I'm not against reusing models and animations, here it does work, but the unit itself doesn't match well with the faction or race
queen laurel
I'm not against reusing models and animations, here it does work, but the unit i...
i get that but you add the fact that this unit is using assets already in the game and it's not matching up with the faction it's in
those two combined makes this thing rather disappointing
celest dome
Yeah, and I'm in favour of the Shard Dragon so it's even more annoying for me
queen laurel
Yeah, and I'm in favour of the Shard Dragon so it's even more annoying for me
yeah CA ain't doing it well
rocky gale
Good luck
rocky gale
Wait so does that mean Tai Lung from Kung Fu Panda's name literally means Dragon?
rocky gale
Bro no wonder he was pissed
orchid lark
Big Dragon
rocky gale
They literally named him Great Dragon and then said "Na mate, you're not the Dragon Warrior" when he came of age
orchid lark
Just finished reading The Dark Forest
queen laurel
Bro no wonder he was pissed
he was literally hyped up to be the next dragon warrior to be his destiny
orchid lark
Kojima aint lying this is a good series
queen laurel
but of course we know how that ended up
orchid lark
orchid lark
but of course we know how that ended up
His nephew was the next one right
From the show
queen laurel
His nephew was the next one right
i know he has a nephew but i don't know what happened to the poor runt
i didn't watch the shows
rocky gale
Can't wait to see how Weiss and Benioff are going to ruin the live action adaptation
orchid lark
Can't wait to see how Weiss and Benioff are going to ruin the live action adapta...
Thats why im reading it
Like i did with invicible and chainsaw man
Those two were quite mid, so it prevented FOMO
Theyre making actual sophons
The Droplet? Actually practical
Imma read Deaths End tomorrow
green loom
Remember when hot pie was selling those wolf cookies
rocky gale
They also wasted a lot of money on the scene with an undead Polar bear for no reason other than "We wanted to have a Undead Polar bear because we thought it would be cool and no one could stop us"
orchid lark
You know i think theyre gonna waste money and time on
The Three Body Body game in the story
green loom
King's landing magically turns into a desert
orchid lark
Theyre gonna waste CG and money on it
When they couldve probably just
Animated it in a game engine
To make it more accurate
“But what if no one understands it.”
Thats because they knew what to fucking do
You see that Avatar Netflix shit
rocky gale
No it's coming out soon though
orchid lark
Netflix is showing clips
rocky gale
Like in a week or something
orchid lark
And man
Its so bad
So many good netflix shows cancelled
And i have a feeling this shit is gonna make it through
rocky gale
This is Live Action Bumi
orchid lark
Theyre gonna fudge the numbers
The actors and how they look, thats a given
But the effects
Like come the fuck on
Did they honestly believe
They could replicate it
I dont wanna be rude
But those machines rendering that show should be destroyed Butlerian Jihad style
rocky gale
Netflix is so wild with their money, like they'll give absolutely nothing to a series that has actual promise and then give $55 million to a Film director who's never had a successful movie and then be surprised when he doesn't make anything successful
green loom
Netflix is so wild with their money, like they'll give absolutely nothing to a s...
Money laundering!
orchid lark
Stranger Things seemingly going on forever
orchid lark
Money laundering!
This is actually a thing the US government is looking into with Warner about the fact they’re cancelling films as soon as they get completed
More of, Warner is writing them as massive tax write offs
And this is from last year pre the coyote film
There was a court hearing about it
green loom
Any big company is just changing hands from one group of uncaring shareholders to the next who all want either profit or a tax writeoff
orchid lark
Some senators were legitimately like asking Zavlan and Warner what the fuck are you doing
Solely because they were just doing so much of it and it was like
There’s just so much art technically being wasted for significant amount of tax writeoffs
Netflix on the other hand is also just
Batshit crazy
Cancelling shows, refusing payments and I believe even sabotaging shows ratings
rocky gale
Money laundering!
Apparently the dude was given the money to make a big Sci Fi series for them but he decided it wasn't enough money and couldn't ask for more so he started gambling with it and investing it into Stocks to make more money to fund the series but he just ended up losing the money and the series was cancelled
orchid lark
Oh yeah thats another one there lmao
green loom
orchid lark
Was it… Queer Eye for the Straight Guy got sabotaged, like Netflix ensured the next series for the franchise started with a different title
green loom
Clownshoes planet
orchid lark
That way it was hard to go from one of the series to the next
rocky gale
I'm still hurt they cancelled Shadow and Bone
orchid lark
Essentially dooming the series
orchid lark
I'm still hurt they cancelled Shadow and Bone
Im not a fan of that book series but like
Thats a MAJOR book series
green loom
Adam have you had the misfortune of reading Shadow of the Conqueror
green loom
orchid lark
So thats gonna be a perma no
green loom
Yeah
rocky gale
It's so annoying because they rushed the the story along in season 2 so they could get to Six of Crows and King of Scars in the third season and then cancelled it after the second season
green loom
Look into it though it's hilarious
orchid lark
That super hero show
Jupiters something
Shame that got cancelled too
It wasnt good
But it was something different
Apologies to whoever actually likes Stranger Things, but people who liked that show a lot are very Co-Worker coded
green loom
Co-worker coded?
orchid lark
Look into it though it's hilarious
There better not be schoolgirls with katanas in it
rocky gale
The really annoying thing about them cancelling Shadow and Bone is they released an online CYOA game for Shadow and Bone and said "News will be coming soon" and then a week later announced the show was cancelled. So they made everyone think season 3 was being announced and then just hit them with a rug pull.
green loom
Certified Mormon moment
green loom
The main character is magic super stalin who invented 99% of everything, is one of the best swordsman on the planet, and also has the ability to judge the objective worth of everyone he looks at
He's directly responsible for the deaths of millions of people and actively had underage consorts
And his punishment for all this is his aging body being returned to it's peak with the face of an 18 year old
green loom
Not Shad apparently, he can't wait to use ChatGPT to help him write his next book
orchid lark
and genuinely thinking they are a good writer
fathom egret
mad men
hexed forum
The main character is magic super stalin who invented 99% of everything, is one ...
based on that description I'm interested
orchid lark
rocky gale
I'll genuinely never forgive them for the handling of Shadow and Bone, they basically crammed three books worth of stuff into the second season and basically skipped all of Alina's character arc so that they could get to the Six of Crows storyline quicker, then cancelled the show before we could actually get to the Six of Crows storyline
orchid lark
I hope Vin got enough money from the Fast series to fund his Riddick series
film or series whatever
ill take it
im surprised Riddick isnt a guest character in Warzone....
hell, Toretto should be in it at least
or xander cage
fuck it i want all of Vin Diesel's characters
even the guy who died in saving private ryan
green loom
I need another Band of Brothers
rocky gale
Didn't they just make one
green loom
Did they
rocky gale
Yea Masters of the Air, it's about WW2 pilots
From the same people who did Band of Brothers and the Pacific
crystal forum
why
rocky gale
Who
rose thorn
What
celest dome
When ?
queen laurel
Where
storm jungle
How
storm jungle
green loom
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That's not an available armour set!!!!
I'm going to kill the marketing team
spring cairn
they know
green loom
They've been teasing me for over a year!!!!
And I STILL haven't gotten my damn beret!
rose thorn
That's not an available armour set!!!!
Sorry I thought the hologram would have been the poster lol
versed ledge
That's not an available armour set!!!!
"Buy the poster first, then we'll make the armor set available, varlet"
brisk agate
"Buy the poster first, then we'll make the armor set available, varlet"
"Buy the poster, get the set"
burnt maple
Okay! I am back home, can send pics of marine squad my friend painted for me AND assembled scouts and terminator chaplain I did. Not enough time to paint them though...
burnt maple
Oh, right. Sorry.
unborn phoenix
Fabius bile remembrancer video
native charm
I find it hilarious that the Tau attempted to assimilate the orks to fight for the Greater Good
storm jungle
Its basically a race they had zero contact with, its pretty normal.
Humanity has done dumber first contacts IRL
celest dome
Does the Sentinel island count or not ?
storm jungle
Yes it does lmao
celest dome
Well then it's very much in the same sort of happenstance
storm jungle
"Oh man lets go approach these natives that haven't had human contact in decades what can go wrong"
gets shot by a fucking arrow
rocky gale
Early reviews are in for Dune Pt2 and some people are saying it's one of the best Science Fiction movies ever made.
storm jungle
Early reviews are in for Dune Pt2 and some people are saying it's one of the bes...
Based.
still a shame they could not fit Book 1 into a single movie but that would be a lot of runtime lol
rocky gale
I think this one is supposed to finish Book 1 and then the Director wants Pt3 to be the last one and cover Messiah but the Studio haven't confirmed whether they're doing Pt3 yet.
rose thorn
In lore does 40k use imperial or metric measuring
shadow plover
rocky gale
With GW being British I imagine they do what Britain does and use both
storm jungle
^
rose thorn
Surprised the imperium don’t use imperial
Also that aliens use the same measurement as humans
storm jungle
Also that aliens use the same measurement as humans
Its another case of lazy writing
just ignore it
orchid lark
The greatest cosmic coincidence in 40k is the fact nearly all factions use Base 10
Tau use Base 8
orchid lark
But thats assuming the writers give a shit to make numbers accurate
And honestly i hope they dont
“Theres nine of them over there”
“Dont you mean eleven of us human”
orchid lark
read that as Ben 10 for a second
Ive been listening to theme a lot lately
Its still a banger
rocky gale
Ive been listening to theme a lot lately
Which one? 
rocky gale
Good
bold wren
I had some questions about the autoguns, not the purpose more then the design.
Because they just look like an amalgamation of AK's, and M16's. With some features comparable to tommy guns. So autoguns might be a mix of smgs and assault rifles.
rocky gale
An autogun is basically any automatic weapon that shoots a solid projectile
bold wren
I know that but the designs.
rocky gale
What the question then?
bold wren
So they just shoot projectiles, but the designs are all over the place and have mix of like any gun.
But the design choices are strange.
To say the least they're usually very bulky like early sub machine guns.
And well prior to more synthetic lighter materials being used.
arctic talon
But the design choices are strange.
They were designed for the tabletop first
to be unique/distinct
bold wren
I know this isn't real life, but said choices are interesting.
I'm just questioning and why they are the way they are the thought process. More then going for realism.
bold wren
But that explanation is boring.
bold wren
I never said they were gun smiths, I just am curious on their design choices.
lyric gyro
A theory: Many of them were taken during the dark age of technology, aka humanity's golden age, where they didn't get to test them.
storm jungle
I never said they were gun smiths, I just am curious on their design choices.
Because it looks cool.
There isnt a reason
bold wren
There is a reason you just aren't giving one. Choices are made with reason usually.
storm jungle
Same reason gun designs are so varied IRL
lyric gyro
There were so few wars humanity just made things that look cool. Humanity was so in control they didn't need them.
lyric gyro
but yeah, it's because they look cool
queen laurel
Because it looks cool.
GW is the definition of it only has to be cool it doesn't need to be realistic, you can literally stare around the setting and you will see multiple shit that is proving this point
storm jungle
^
storm jungle
There is a reason you just aren't giving one. Choices are made with reason usual...
And again. There isn't a reason.
you are just being pedantic
queen laurel
In this setting literal super soldiers with enough force to break down a steel door is going up against giant insects
lyric gyro
Are you guys trying to tell me desolation marines aren't realistic?
bold wren
Realism isn't realistic.
queen laurel
Are you guys trying to tell me desolation marines aren't realistic?
i will teleport you right in front of Vlaakith
bold wren
Despite the name.
rocky gale
What are the lore implications of this?
rocky gale
queen laurel
Desolation marines, the imperial flashgitz
storm jungle
my boyz are loaded
bold wren
Because reality and fantasy can combine together. It makes the setting more dark with at least the realism of human suffering. But that's about it.
lyric gyro
Lore implications: Admech found a bunch of nerf guns, tried to use some of their features on actual firearms, thinking they were ancient weaponry.
queen laurel
my boyz are loaded
Flashgitz are horrifying a mob of these guys can unleash enough firepower to bring down an imperial knight
lyric gyro
The tech priest who did that was then executed for heresy
storm jungle
best part is nerf guns work really well for 40k cosplays
since like 40k weapons they are made to look like toys lol
bold wren
Maybe because you can modify them.
storm jungle
Not really.
most Nerf guns are uncustomizable
trust me ı learned it the hard way 💀
lyric gyro
there is a big community for nerfgun mods
bold wren
People 3D print nerf boltguns.
lyric gyro
but in this case it's more that they use actual engineering skills to mod them
rocky gale
It really is as simple as the design team taking inspiration from real life weapons to look cool, like how the Lasguns in the new Cadian sets look like M1 Garands.
and sometimes they mix and match designs
bold wren
You mean things that made guns like that expensive too from their weight and particular design.
queen laurel
Theres *some* customizable ones
everyone having a fun time with their nerf guns
That one rich mother fucker:
bold wren
But what is price when you are probably gonna reuse the weapon you picked up from your dead guardsman.
Quartermasters would have your ass if you threw away a perfectly good weapon, so also that.
The military is already brutal enough losing a piece of gear you will lose your whole paycheck.
storm jungle
It really is as simple as the design team taking inspiration from real life weap...
Also yeah but man I still hate the Kantreal re-design
making it into a las-garand is ehhh
bold wren
everyone having a fun time with their nerf guns
That one rich mother fucker:
So 40k fans that have money and buy minis and mod nerf guns because they exist.
Why do you think tech priests exist.
queen laurel
At least this one is more realistic compared to the other ones I will give it that
storm jungle
^
queen laurel
It runs out
rocky gale
Also yeah but man I still hate the Kantreal re-design
I'm not sure if they're a redesign of the Kantrel or if they're supposed to be a new pattern because the new Cadian Upgrade sprue which came out around the same time still has the Kantrel designs in it.
bold wren
It still is boring.
queen laurel
Love the guy but that nano suit can go **** itself
bold wren
I prefer actual designs that don't just randomly appears or can just pop out like that.
storm jungle
Its literally his character's thing
Im talking about bloodsport
iron man's shitty
and just the CGI artists being lazy
bold wren
I thought it was from blood.
queen laurel
Yeah blood sport is one of the few rare examples of nano tech being good
storm jungle
^
queen laurel
Also let me tell you this one is a lot better than the one in the comics
storm jungle
meanwhile literally the best part of the iron man movies was him suiting the fuck up
it looked badass and heavy
Like NOTHING can beat this shit
bold wren
Didn't bloodsport go after batman.
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-iron-man2-suit-up-transformation-gif-23782001
Yeah this is basically blood sports nanotech but a bit more carryable
spare osprey
Didn't bloodsport go after batman.
prob but he's most known for goin after superman
deadshot is more batman
bold wren
I mean in batman beyond he did but that show is a different batman.
But probably the best depiction of old man.
storm jungle
Deadshot is also ridiculously popular
idk why
i guess people just like sniper characters
queen laurel
Deadshot is also ridiculously popular
For a guy his entire point of just you know shoot God he is quite popular
storm jungle
LOL
bold wren
He is just Deadshot
queen laurel
like he literally is just a very amazing sniper
storm jungle
TF2 Moment
spare osprey
i enjoy arkham deadshot
bold wren
Deadshot and Bloodsport basically the same thing.
queen laurel
i enjoy arkham deadshot
yeah except the one in suicide squad we don't talk about that one
spare osprey
yeah except the one in suicide squad we don't talk about that one
oh yeah nah
bold wren
Yes really they look way too similar.
spare osprey
https://tenor.com/view/he-does-exactly-what-i-do-but-better-suicide-squad-james-...
smaller bullets
queen laurel
Yes really they look way too similar.
OK let me remember Slade Deadpool, deadshot bloodsport
bold wren
In earlier designs anyways
queen laurel
Did I miss the master mercenary that is willing to work for everyone
bold wren
One is a mutant
bold wren
Deadpool is the most powerful out of them breaking the 4th wall
queen laurel
Blood sports original power making weapons just appear out of nowhere
storm jungle
Honestly based
queen laurel
a lot worse compared to nanotech
storm jungle
hes basically an ork
queen laurel
hes basically an ork
yes but on the big screen it would look definitely a bit goofy
bold wren
Or it would look cool
spare osprey
yes but on the big screen it would look definitely a bit goofy
nah just reach behind your back, grab gun out of nowhere
confuse people
perfect
bold wren
I never get hired because I cannot legally work.
queen laurel
nah just reach behind your back, grab gun out of nowhere
yes that is actually a good point
bold wren
<:Servoskull:736623579403124857>
You mean people who have worse takes then me.
Alright.
storm jungle
You mean people who have worse takes then me.
I mean
have you seen some comics characters
fucking goofy ass
queen laurel
have you seen some comics characters
There is a variant of the thing made out of Infinity stones
i am not gonna explain further
arctic talon
Also yeah but man I still hate the Kantreal re-design
its not a Kantreal redesign tbf
It seems to just be a varient
the sprue has a normal kantreal
arctic talon
It’s a Kantreal but skinnier
rocky gale
Mentioned this earlier but was ignored 
rocky gale
No about the redesign not necessarily being a redesign
storm jungle
No about the redesign not necessarily being a redesign
nvm just saw the edit
orchid lark
Dilara just hates thats all
storm jungle
time to die
rocky gale
Ignored by Dilara, why live
storm jungle
Ignored by Dilara, why live
queen laurel
aaa im sorry i fell asleep
I have a reason to finally take up the slayer oath
to put you to sleep
permanently
storm jungle
orchid lark
queen laurel
https://youtube.com/shorts/ltNNCbvAeVc?si=yhIDl39iSvTBK4du
sorry mate
this one ain't a lie
rose thorn
what’s the sources?
queen laurel
what’s the sources?
rose thorn
Thank fuck because that was so stupid
queen laurel
If everyone believes in enough things it happens in warhammer apparently
rose thorn
Sorta true
But notn really, if the entity pre exists then it gets power
Otherwise enough psykers need to contribute to its creation
That’s why Eldar can make gods but not humans
queen laurel
But notn really, if the entity pre exists then it gets power
Emotions and beliefs can become creatures in the warp
rose thorn
Sorta
queen laurel
that's how the chaos gods became a thing during the war in heaven
rose thorn
It’s implied they existed and fed off it
They weren’t really born just ate and grew power
queen laurel
But the tau in the 1st place isn't even that psychically gifted
Their souls are literally smaller than a bacteria compared to other species
queen laurel
It’s implied they existed and fed off it
Yeah the war in heaven just absolutely fed them extra meal basically
rose thorn
So either the tau god is a species pretending and feeding off of it, their psyker Allies are like Eldar level, or its terrible lore and was scrapped
queen laurel
So either the tau god is a species pretending and feeding off of it, their psyke...
I think it's because of the nature of the tau
they indoctrinate other species into their teaching
Which means that those species in turn might worship the greater good
so it's not just the tau also include the ethereals and other stuff
queen laurel
yeah
remember they recruit every single thing that has a sentience
So it's not far off to say that some of their recruited people worship the teaching a little too much
rose thorn
The tau didn’t even like the so called god at first and shot at it
rose thorn
remember they recruit every single thing that has a sentience
Also no, they recruit or destroy creatures they find they consider sentience
queen laurel
Also no, they recruit or destroy creatures they find they consider sentience
I mean yeah they recruit everything with a sentience and then the slaughter is optional sometimes required
he tried diplomacy with orks
you know how that ended up
rose thorn
‘You either follow the greater good or you are a threat to it’
I’m annoyed because it’s a philosophy and not a religion
And the appeal of tau is that they aren’t the imperium
queen laurel
I’m annoyed because it’s a philosophy and not a religion
ohh 100% in the first like i said already the souls of tau
rose thorn
They have a separate struggle and separate story
queen laurel
aren't the strongest
So them having a God because the other people believe they do is kind of cheap
queen laurel
And the appeal of tau is that they aren’t the imperium
tell that to the imperium fans who hate them for no reason
bold wren
The tau want to brainwash space marines and they die from their trauma.
Space Marines have so much emotional baggage I wonder why they are kept around.
Maybe because they use that anger for their power.
The tau are hated because they're aliens.
I mean it's kinda silly because Orks, Tyranids, Eldar are all xenos too and people like them.
unborn phoenix
Probably cause they're boring aliens? Idk just guessing
versed ledge
Because they're seen as "wholesome" in "muh grimderp"
tulip brook
there's definitely some gatekeeping involved
tau armor appealing to gundam fans and their stories are more in line with common scifi tropes
rocky gale
Collecting Tyranids seems like a good idea until you have to sit down and build 60 Termagaunts
queen laurel
Collecting Tyranids seems like a good idea until you have to sit down and build ...
Horde Armies are pretty annoying paint
the imperial guard is also in that department
celest dome
Annoying to paind and quite expensive
storm jungle
there's definitely some gatekeeping involved
Pretty much the only people that gatekeep in 40k are Imperium fans
and even then its always Guardsman/Marine fans most of the time, everyone else Imperial/Xenos/Chaos is very chill lol
queen laurel
and even then its always Guardsman/Marine fans most of the time, everyone else I...
it's really tells you a lot
storm jungle
lol yep
"Wow why do you play anyone that isn't just humans, everyone else is boring. Stop trying to have fun."
green loom
I want tree people
queen laurel
"Wow why do you play anyone that isn't just humans, everyone else is boring. Sto...
proceeds to become the most racist person alive
queen laurel
I want tree people
aos hell yeah
green loom
It's Endless Space
storm jungle
Because they're seen as "wholesome" in "muh grimderp"
Nobody sees these factions as "wholesome" by the way, the fuck
queen laurel
"Wow why do you play anyone that isn't just humans, everyone else is boring. Sto...
Recorded speed of an imperial fan finding the guy that disagreed with him ( he wants to kill the person )
queen laurel
also bro this warframe is a menace what the hell
if you think he's a menace right now let me send you the longer one https://youtu.be/osiq261541w?si=jOg6kFcxNXEs1YvS
storm jungle
rocky gale
Recorded speed of an imperial fan finding the guy that disagreed with him ( he w...
Space Marine fan approaching another Space Marine Fan (He likes the wrong colour of Space Marine)
queen laurel
<:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Gauss prime is like flash having the personality of deadpool
storm jungle
lmao genuinely
celest dome
if you think he's a menace right now let me send you the longer one https://yout...
Did it shoot bullets, and then catch up to them to redirect them ?
queen laurel
Did it shoot bullets, and then catch up to them to redirect them ?
yep
He just shot his gun and then he disrespectfully redirected the ammunition mid flight to his target
orchid lark
i went back to warframe solely cause of drum and bass Gauss
celest dome
I don't play Warframe cause it feel to grindy for me, but I really love that they try different concepts like Octavia
orchid lark
i initially returned for abit cause of the nine inch nails trailer
queen laurel
i initially returned for abit cause of the nine inch nails trailer
As much as I like Warframe the grind and stacks upon stacks of mechanics does not help
orchid lark
but drum and bass? that made me stay
rose thorn
I want tree people
I LOVE ENDLESS SPACE AAAAA
rose thorn
I want tree people
Scottish trees ballin
queen laurel
adorable
rose thorn
id lvoe to host an endles sspace genesys camapign
rigid dune
The mechanicus can not produce new titans? Or can they?
celest dome
They still can, some specific Titans types they can't
queen laurel
The mechanicus can not produce new titans? Or can they?
They can
Even the biggest class of titans are still being produced being the emperor class, it's just that they take a long while to produce
These things eat up resources
rigid dune
But they belong to the mecanicus and the imperium just "borrow" them?
celest dome
They belong to the Collegia Titanica
queen laurel
But they belong to the mecanicus and the imperium just "borrow" them?
Yes the titan legions of collegia titanica
rigid dune
And the titan legions is the most powerfull unit that the imperium deploy? Or would that be some kind of super marine?
celest dome
Nah on a entity to entity basis a Titan would be the top solution for the Imperium
rigid dune
Im just trying to understand in terms of strength what the titans are/can do. When they get deployed and why. Is it like a last resort thing or is it the "I win button" when they get used?
queen laurel
And the titan legions is the most powerfull unit that the imperium deploy? Or wo...
No that would be their last measure
The exterminatus
celest dome
Then probably an Ordinatus
celest dome
Im just trying to understand in terms of strength what the titans are/can do. Wh...
It's mostly used in case where the Imperium expect very strong resistance, the other races have their own solutions against Titans, and Knight too
storm jungle
Im just trying to understand in terms of strength what the titans are/can do. Wh...
Titans require a good and fitting battlefield most of the time to be even deployed and need escorts to be protected.
A single ork jumping through a cockpit to kill the entire crew can sometimes destroy a single titan lol
celest dome
Then the Secutarii really f-ed up
queen laurel
A single ork jumping through a cockpit to kill the entire crew can sometimes des...
And an ork with a bike and a dream
rigid dune
So a ork that believe they can destroy a titan can, or a tyranid that gets evolved with a "anti titan strain"? To me it sounds like titans are more a morale thing that actually usefull 🤔
queen laurel
So a ork that believe they can destroy a titan can, or a tyranid that gets evolv...
No the ork just found way past the shields
celest dome
They aren't invulnerable but really tough and battlefield changers
queen laurel
ork belief isn't a strong as bending reality
storm jungle
Once a titan's shields are done it will basically get peppered and eventually die
its why it needs a good warzone to be deployed at + escorts
queen laurel
Once a titan's shields are done it will basically get peppered and eventually di...
You get past the shield and place a melta charge on the leg you can bring that thing down
celest dome
With a single Melta Charge ? On a Knight maybe but a Titan would probably toughen it up, at least the initial explosion
queen laurel
With a single Melta Charge ? On a Knight maybe but a Titan would probably toughe...
Yeah at least it would severely damage it
rigid dune
Would it make sense for a titan to be somewhere in tertium? I think it would be cool to explore the inside of one
Or would the size not work in a city
queen laurel
Would it make sense for a titan to be somewhere in tertium? I think it would be ...
No, tertium isn't a forge world
storm jungle
Titans only get deployed when the warzone has like chaos marines, daemons, A FUCK TON of traitor forces across the planet, or other traitor titans.
The stakes need to be higher than a cultist/traitor guard planetary uprising
queen laurel
Titans only get deployed when the warzone has like chaos marines, daemons, A FUC...
And even then it's still rare for them to be deployed in a place like that
Only when losing the planet is basically not an option is when a titan is deployed
celest dome
Tertium isnt a violent enough warzone for a titan.
Also Hives aren't really suited for Titan use
I would not find it strange if a Land fortress was on planet though
storm jungle
Well yeah titans fight in the wasteland areas most of the time
they rarely go through urban combat areas
crystal forum
no they dont
storm jungle
Yeah they do.
crystal forum
no
storm jungle
yes
crystal forum
prove it
storm jungle
which one, I made two points
orchid lark
titans siege the outsides of hive cities
storm jungle
crystal forum
exactly
crystal forum
all part of the plan
rose thorn
gonna be real as an imperial knight fan i fuckint hate titans lmao
rose thorn
they are WAY TOO FUCKING COMMON
a titan is on the cover of the knight codex
kngihts were like balanced lmao
crystal forum
because titans are cool
storm jungle
depends on the playerbase
celest dome
I love Knights and the Warhounds
orchid lark
I like the Warbringer titan
crystal forum
i like imperators
orchid lark
got a revolver on his back
storm jungle
rose thorn
depends on the playerbase
i mean seeing ir in lore
storm jungle
i mean seeing ir in lore
Titan fans when they realise their shitty mcfuck robots arent invincible as a single ork jumps through the cockpit into the main control deck to kill the princeps and the entire crew
rose thorn
lmao