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The job of pushing buttons on a console
hey i'll let you knowim really good at pushing peoples buttons ... where do i apply?
The job of pushing buttons on the console, while avoiding falling into the console pit.
You are the perfect candidate. Just go to the local inquisitorial branch
people in 40k get servitorized for just being on a console that recieves a secret message from a custodian
the Imperium is not suppose to be efficient
Anything "grimderp" is to rightfully show this entire faction is stupid 
But mechanicum is, at least that's what they say
Until Rannick falls down to the bowels of the ship
One cannot ignore the cultural importance of the console pit
Thats why he has his own massive office
a lot of people in the imperium would give a Hell pit abomination a run for it's money with how ugly they are

but yeah its the same as how the guardsmen at the end of Pariah Nexus shoots a kid and people go "that was needlessly grimderp"
yeah welcome to 40k lol
I mean I'm evil so
(me not having read Pariah Nexus at all)

Least dogmatic zealot
The guardsmen have been dealing with zombies for weeks at that point
The kid looks like a zombie
It makes perfect sense
i mean ... stupid kid .... why would you dress like a zombie? ...
Even the emaciated look, pff kids are stupid
Oh yeah I also have this funny image
thats like strolling through redneck woods dressed like big foot ... thats totally on you
wow Malekith is desperate
this is a GTA 5 Mission btw
ikit claw the best weapons dealers befriends fantasy Darth Vader
Skaven and Druchii after seeing they won't be included in the Old World releases
I mean I would definitely try befriending the rats that have nuclear weapons let's be real, remember what happened to altdorf
RIP to the Skaven, Druchii, Vampire Counts and Lizardmen.
You're telling me brettonia returned but not the skaven?
Rat tunnels must have collapsed
skaven weren't a thing during the period this game is set in
it's a couple hundred years before the WFB era
or rather not that common
So basically they time traveled the setting?
a weird way of putting it but yes I suppose
I guess I can only wait for them to slowly add the other factions or they completely abandon it
they're not redoing WFB and retelling the same stories, rather going to the past to tell new stories
they said they will still have ruels but not be apart of the story
i would love to see Grimgor again
imma be real, i dont think its gonna be as big as gw thinks old world is gonna be
Backlash?
congrats for everyone who is going to play, like my favorite aos content creator siad 'ive been listening to age of shitmar for year, maybe those people will finally be happy' 
if they're going to start writing some warhammer fantasy books set in this new era they are going to make I'm going to try to read some
But of course I need to develop a few more brain cells for that
they most likely will
yes they will probably do and I can't wait to see how they will handle these character lore books they used to make in that new era
I hope it flops.
Fantasy fans are annoying as fuck

Yeah it's probably going to two things
It succeeds in what it's going to do
or falls harder than cadia when it got hit by the Blackstone fortress
'aos is boring and not as interesting and its jsut fantasy tropes' litearl shit fantasy fans have complained to me about
Aesthetically and I mean just the feel of the setting I would go fantasy but, age of sigmar is amazing and is pretty well fleshed out I mean yes it is practically just high fantasy but it is very good high fantasy
Also age of sigmar is more lore flexible
which is another fun thing
Thanks you for reminding me it's forbidden to have different tastes
I dunno why tomb kings are "bad guys"
my friend who i showed aos because she is a tolken fan wasnt interested in fantasy because what she seen its just tolken shit but different colored
When you are being a toxic dipshit about it yes

Old World is a con by GW to sell you 40 year old resin models for the same price as modern plastic
Fantasy fans have been screeching to the void for years now
i feel like people undermind how different aos is to almost every other setting
read the article
Genuinely don't treat people as sentient living beings that are annoying as **** to deal with
Pot calling the kettle black
They are completely different like people can't differentiate what's low fantasy and high fantasy
end like come on AOS just has the superior models
i don't ******* care come at me fantasy fans
Fantasy fans are the ones shitting on another setting for almost a decade now and being man-children for a setting they themselves helped kill lol
i will stand my ground like an ogre stands against a horde of skaven
there arent many fantasy games that give you space dwarves in a fantasy setting
Dwemer my beloved.
also yeah fans killed WHF as much as GW
literally nobody was playing it lol
Generalisation central
it would be really funny if 40k got their own end times just to see how many people have a melt down over it
it wont until it stops making money
i at least hope the revived old world gameplay will be just as shitty
but id love it just for the chaos
i would only play fantasy because i love wood elves
but i like aos wood elves more, they just got mulched tho
Like GW could have made an actual effort with completely new range releases for Old World, but instead it's like two new releases for each faction with 90% of the rest of it being the old Fantasy models rereleased without any updates.
Yep and even about half the new releases are going to be Forgeworld Resin (which isn't good) instead of plastic
Bro why would you go back to that look at AOS wood elves
look at THAT
thats the god of life she is baller af
Alarielle went from
Generic elven princess
to
Muscle goddess big amazonian mom
albeit FW resin quality and sculpts is very good nowadays, more expensive though
tbh the obly thing in aos i want is more deef elves
deer*
that is my only complaint
I have tried to work with Forgeworld Resin, it's alright on larger projects but on smaller minis with like singular models it's not great.
the black powder buccaneers is ******* amazing
I've got plenty of FW minis and yes that is true for most of the older kits but anything released in the past 3 years or so have been stellar
I don't care what fantasy fans will say fantasy orcs are way too generic, the only reason why they were good was the characters but on AOS I can look at this and cry with how amazing it looks
*except tolken but he technically created it lmao
Yeah but if I am to choose I would pick AOS orcs over old fantasy
they can be as generic as they want aslong as they keep the funny british hooligan accent
I got an eightfold harvest lord and it was such bad quality and so difficult to work with that I got so annoyed that I just threw it out, swore I'd never work with FW resin again.
Yes old fantasy had some amazing characters but you can make them in AOS too and you
old fantasy orks had good characters too, good chunk of em
I love AoS models but honestly dwarf slayers got a downgrade ngl
Yes but as a faction you know
Generic evil green brutes that will punch you to death
in AOS they have a lot more flavor
well, they were just typical fantasy orks
worked just fine
but they had a lot of named characters across the board that were good
oof they are on a rough ******* position
their new models are the best looking tho
their models are probably older than @storm jungle
Thats fair and sorry that you had that experience but did you try to contact the support with it? More often than not FW will send a new one if the one you received is poor quality
( Dilara i will randomly throw shade at you whenever i can )
so whats life like on terra
Shit, unless you're one of the rich folk
is the emprahs palace the size of a continent?
seems like it , given custodes are practically having battles in the hallways every weekend 
It covers the entirety or 90% of the Himalayas/Nepal
let me dm you a website real quick
In retrospect I should have, but in the moment I was so flustered and annoyed, from trying so many different things to fix it myself that I wasn't thinking clearly at all. I'd washed and scrubbed it and everything because people recommend that before attempting to glue but even then I tried three different brands of glue that were recommended when working with FW resin and none of them would even stick to the Mini. By the end I was just done.
thats country sized for sure
is the palace like snowy
Heres the map of it stretched over an actual IRL map of its location
also, is the area around the palace like a giant city
or is it more like a fortress
in the middle of nowhere , where I guess pilgrims can come
I forgot what the term for it is in english but basically when you get a massive superstructure it will eventually develop its own weather pattern in the upper ceiling lol
its uh, weird
uh huh
here's the audio source
Apparently it's called a microclimate
Lmao thats it
do the emprahs labs still exist in the basement, where he made the primarchs
Yes.
More or less every room in the palace and its under-structures are still intact.
im almost too scared to ask how many basements the imperial palace has 
Fair, thusfar I've not yet had any trouble washing off the mould residue and none of the paint has come off. I've had a couple instances where they have send me a whole new miniature for either a mistake in the print or mistake in the sending progress (first +100€ model was sent to the wrong address, so they sent another one, both arrived at my place still though)
theres a webway gate somewhere in a basement there too iirc
Theres the big webway gate that is closed
I actually just started the new-ish Cypher book in which it's stated it has miles upon miles of abandoned lower levels so probably quite a few
Are specialized teams sent under there to collect some important stuff?
thats almost 6000km of space
Its usually entirely abandoned
oh this image is supposed to be part of the imperial palace, I see this everywhere
Yeah you can see the custodians on the bottom left
I thought they would have you know send some of their forces there to collect some stuff after all it is the emperor's creepy basement

Also as per Vaults of Terra novels theres items down there imperial leaders would sacrifice planets or entire systems to get
the custodes go there to haze space marines
"the last copy of how to make pizza rolls"
the emprah probably has the corpses of the missing primarchs lying around in a cupboard somewhere
the eternity gate is guarded by two battle titans
thats hilarious
because everyone and their mother has infiltrated the imperial palace
omg i think ive only seen like 1 car in anyw arhammer book
i just realized
tehre is no cards
cars*
oh necromunda has cars
but not in city
i was like 'that highway has a shit laod of poeple walking'
its a mix
best thing about 40k is that the city planning is no longer car centric 
blessed
or never leave area of one square kilometer
well, im assuming private transport is for those that can afford it
Not expecting much from the imperium if their ATV's look like it's built by a militarized crack addict
here is an interesting necromunda centric question
whats your thoughts on people playing a xenos gang
in necromunda
They think they're good people
( i made an ork gang in necromunda )
i made a xenos list for necromunda and wanted the discord's opinion and they were very uh
not happy?
It's just that necromunda is very human centered, like xenos can exist in it but they are almost immediately hunted down by every single human
the thing is thats not even very true
If I remember correctly Necromunda does have a spire dedicated to Xenos
yeah my ork gang actually works as a mercenary for the highest bidder
on the second biggest hive
well that's fun well
orks have attqacked necromunda so of course there would be
they said that it gives the gang 'main chracter syndrome'
and that it immeditaly makes them more important but like
no?
The story of my gang was an ork that was supposed to be experimented escaped and and he decided when he survived at the very deepest levels of the hive after a long time his spores made a new ork gang
Necromunda is basically a kitchen sink for 40k, it's got a little bit of everything.
didn't the dark angel that has a hood also appeared in necromunda and is even wanted there?
So if space marines can make an appearance why can't xenos
cypher was litearlly there and it was very funny
Genestealers, Orks, gangs, Space Marines, Sororitas, Asuryani, Drukhari. It's got everything
Hell doesn't House Delaque have something weird going on with Xenos
literal ai has rules
yeah so, if a very important space marine appeared there and is even wanted why can't some random aliens
there is a demon you can play
yeah just do what you want
also like, so you can start your gang with lady credo in every gang besides enforcers
It's why when I ran Dark Heresy, I set it solely on Necromunda rather than throughout an entire sector with the Retinue constantly putting out fires all over the place because it's got everything you'd ever need.
you can force your gang to be the most important gang in the camapign
so if play orgyns can 1 hit kill you in lore why cant they do it in game
they can to like, normal people
Balance, the beast of nurgle can also literally just melt you by being near it
But you' survive being eaten by it
Lore accuracy and gameplay don't mix
arent the rejects suppose to be a bunch of normies though, aka not spacemarines
i mean the ogyre can crush in cultists heads in oen hit
yeah thats what i was thinking lol
aos has ogres?
did greasus survive?
yea and they are very funny
oh dear
his spirit livesd on
yes and on greasus no
Grimgor beat him to death
actually ogres dont have any named characters outside of underworlds
imma be real, iim not sure why
yeah here are special squafs they can take though
black powder buccaneers and Hrothgorn's Mantrappers
potato potato nobody gives a crap
i love their models but im nto into the lore
call them ogres it's a lot easier and that's what they are anyway
wait are all the anems litearly just how their own race pronounces it
names*
ogors
orruks
i cant think of any more
aleves?
aelves*
yeah Gloomspite Gitz
omg the races names are spelt liek how they pronounce it
i didnt even realize that
krule boyz
iron jawz
bone splittas
sorry im stupid
BONESPLITTERZ yeah it's basically what the race calls themselves as turned into names
its just ork with a lisp
OMG FYRE SLAYER IS SPELT HOW ITS SAID
yeah it's just the pronunciation of how you say fire
im pretty sure beasts of chaos' names are just what other people call them
yeah because to be fair they are literally beasts of chaos
fair
their names are pretty literal now
cygor is cyclopse + gor
maggot kin of nurgle blades of khorne
cockatrice is a mythical creature
doombull is self explanitory
i have no clue the origin of the names for the kairic acolytes
Most of the player characters are Veterans, Ogryns (who can rip tanks open or kill space marines), very strong psykers or zealots powered up on faith.
You aren't playing as literal talentless hobos, every player personality which is 21 in total is talented in fighting in some way
also technically gautn summoner is a named characterm theres only like 8 of them
gaunt summoner*
but cursling isnt a named character in aos
but he is in fantasy
least impressive character is the vet
They are pretty impressive
which makes them the most impressive
In their own right
Loose has fought Orks, Tau, Eldar among other xenos
but the rest is just on another lvl
the Cutthroat has literally fought on the fall of cadia
in term of power
theres only so much normal guys with guns can do

aside from i guess shouting so loud you raise people to their feet
i feel like the zealot is the least impressive
I guess the best thing they have is experience
Bodyguard ripped an eldar limb from limb
Or was it brawler
then you are a litearl arbite
i think between the two
Ah so I’ll take that as we’re a mid ground then lol 😂
Slightly aboove mid lmao
the latest mission's vox-comm between traitors confirm that you killed so many people from the start to the finale that they assume you are an entire platoon
(which is 50 people)

psyker scariest

an average battle psyker can reduce a space marine into molten slag
In the plague wars a single psyker just throws a bunch of rocks at like 5 marines
and they all die lmao
I know we'll never get proper Sororitas cosmetics, but in my dreams all my characters would be wearing it.
ALSO REALISTIC EXPLOSIVE PROOF ARMOR
how much shit did lysander get upto, his lore never ends 
KINDA REDUNDANT TBH BUT STILL
I killed 2500 people in a round with 0 deaths instead of 50 does that count
killteam has the best human sized models
fr fr
Dunno beats me.
ork kill teams are one of the best ork models around
i have them and vets
i plan to paint them as totally not deathskulls
they stole the death skulls colors
i think i named thems omething stupid like Grokkas stealin krue
I will never forget how disappointing it was when they announced the Hand of the Archon wouldn't get any special rules in regular 40k "Just ignore the special weapons they have, pretend they're standard Kabalites"
when your so Deathskull you steal your own color
the corsairs will probably be my next killteam
but i dont play eldar sadly
i need to work on my witches
I think the Corsairs might be mercenaries that can be added to any Aeldari force
I think so but I haven’t checked
I have too much AOS stuff to work on atm
I mainly want them for both AOS and killteam
I also need to work on my rogue trader box
Yea I just checked and they are, they're like independent Eldar pirates so either Drukhari or craftworld eldar can recruit as mercs in their armies
Oh wait were you meaning Witch Aelves from AoS, I was thinking you were meaning the Drukhari Wyches
drukhari
i have the baroding patrol
Ohhh nice
i got it for 80 bucks 
im pretty sur ethe eldar boarding patrol is still avaliable too
let me check
nope
idk why tbh
it wasnt very good
Really?
20 Corsairs, 5 Banshees and Jain Zar, it was very popular in my area.
At the time corsairs we’re like the worst eldar unjt
But th units are beautiful
could the darktide psyker solo the emperor
I think with a colomnus crit oriented build he'd have enough boss damage
Pretty sure if anyone can get to the emperor then anyone could
The worlds oldest person chokes to death on a ping pong kind of thing
Dunno about the Emp, but my psyker has canonically (In Headcanon which I have decided is canon) crushed a CSM with her mind
i mean with powers prob not, but if you throw a rock hard enough or unplug his chair he should die
All my Darktide characters are based off characters from my Rogue Trader TTRPG campaigns, so my Psyker has insane original lore. Started as a Sororitas Hospitaller, secretly developed into a Psyker and eventually became a Heretek Genetor.
I think anyone could kill the emperor, as he's not really able to defend himself, should anyone do the impossible and get close enough. That said, there is the terminus decree, which might itself be instructions on how the Big E wants and needs to die.
hey what do ogyrn 'pistols' look like
your best bet is a stub cannon
House Goliath in necromunda loves to use those
yee
the voidborn scum have similar stats to an ogryn
but hey only have las pistols, auto pistols, and knives
Vatborn, Voidborn are the people who live on the Space ships
yeah the void born scum are from the cold traders alliance
hi everyone
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you just brought back ancient memories lmao
ahh noted
I think it was made by vanripper from day stone ... Hedvika-Class Imperial Automaton
yeeeee
I'd argue that the Lorenz could be an Ogryn Pistol, I could picture an Ogryn one handing it and only using the other to reload
is this just a general symbol for admech related things? I see the same symbol on the back of varius poxwalkers/groaners in the Metalfab 36 maps.
Isn't it for the Workforces of the Admechs ? Like Serfs and all ?
Symbol for forgeworld Metalica
It’s the symbol for forgeworld Metalica
I wonder why it's here
makes sense to me, curious what the 7 means tho
Metalican tech priests
Are present most likely
Same applies to some garia symbols around
They might be dressing up the workers in the symbols
is the fist hammer symbol only seen on metallica tech priests? That's the lexicanum page where I got the top thumbnail from
All metallican forces
7th planet in the solar system
Also why typhus targeted it
Well that makes me think maybe there are other various admech references in the metalfab clothing. Each zone has 3-4 unique clothing variants. Residential ones like Carnival and chasm station share many of the clothing variants tho.
Groaner do have sector specific skins
Now I'm wondering if I've seen a stygies VIII symbol on any of them in metalfab 36 lol
here's one of the carnival/chasm overcoat variants
The bite of 87! 
There's probably a symbol for Ryza somewhere too. All the major forgeworlds get a nod I'd guess. Ryza, Metallica, Stgyies, Graia.
Anyone got an image of the Graia clothing variant for horde enemies? I'm not having luck fishing for it.
The Graia stuff is on banners
The metal smelting mission
hm... interesting.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgreK8Mxkv4
And throwing shades at Morrow while he's at it.

How do CSM keep their ranks? Raids? Are they all essentially demons?
by "keep their ranks" do you mean "remain captains / sergeants / dark apostles" or "maintain their warband numbers"?
Numbers
Would there be human worlds in the rift that the legions could pull from, how would that even work if there are hungry demons
I vaguely recall that they can draw slaves from the ship's crew / resident ferals
given that 40K ships are city sized and can have tens if not hundreds of thousands of menials scurrying about the place
then there's probably raiding feral worlds and grabbing whichever dudes were hard enough to survive the first wave
and of course the irregular influx of traitor successors
these banners?
Yes
Yes
does the L7 mean something to Graia? I'm not sure I'm convinced
Bro help ive been stuck on the same Luetin episode for a month now cuz I keep falling asleep

Hm, I’ve been thinking more on how to make my Ogryn dnd character and I’m stuck on what class/subclass to make him, barbarian is the obvious choice but might be kinda bland
Yeah which is why making him a barbarian seems redundant
Fighter would be the next pick but I’m not sure what subclasses would set that apart from barbarian while staying true to an Ogryn
If you're doing Unearthed Arcana classes, Brute Fighter works
Its kinda boring mechnically but its strong
That or maybe Giant Rune Fighter?
I’ll be using UA and homebrew, our dm is pretty chill
What does it do?
Big damage, get a free 1d6 for saving throws and death saving throws
Regeneration later on
You also can roll a modified 20 on death saving throws and it counts as a natural 20
Ie you regain consciousness with 1 HP
Its just a very VERY VERY boring subclass
I could do like combat master or whatever it’s called to emulate some Ogryn abilities
You could also use Giant Path Barb from what Im looking at here
Makes you huge at level 18 when you rage
Its a little more interesting but it does have elemental shinanigigans if you're not into that
Oh here's the more official one
Hm, I’d have to look at what combat master can do with UA again
I’d like to emulate the Ogryn ideal of either A. Hitting things with a big weapon, or B. Protecting the lil’ uns from big attacks
Yeah but as a subclass
Hm, I could do some neat stuff with the maneuvers
Maybe brute with martial adept, but the dice are fairly low with the feat, and you can only use each once I believe
Man martial classes have such few choices
Yup
I forget if you can do anything while grappling a target, cause I could just pick up enemies and toss em, or just pummel them into the ground lol
I could do some kinda interesting stuff outside of just hitting them hopefully
There's grappler which pins the target down
But otherwise, grappling really doesnt do a ton in 5E
You can still have fun with it like tossing folks around lmao just talk with your DM
Oh and there's Tavern Brawler which IIRC gives you a bonus action to grapple?
Darn, I thought with a feat I thought I could wail on them while I had em grabbed
There’s a maneuver that lets you grapple for free after an attack
Actually you can still wail on them while grappling
Its just a thing you can do no feats required
Ah ok
I wonder if there’s any feats that add interesting play to this character, my dm is usually cool with allowing a free feat if it’s core to the character and isn’t too OP
What weapon to use is another good question, probably a big club or hammer
Fists would be fun if they weren’t so bad in 5e
He sounds like a big guy that would just use whatever
Fists are always the best option
Warhammer it is
You can two hand them for 1d10
I could use a shield, I hadn’t really considered it
But I think you might need a free hand to grapple
I dont quite remember
I think a free hand is needed?
how strong is a krak grenade in lore?
Enough to pierce tank armor
And by pierce I mean, turn into molten slag
Considering its job is to implode on armor, probably pretty strong
Im imagining most armor like carapace is made to deal with explosive or ballistic munitions
But its not able to do anything against implosive munitions
how well would it fare against some of the monstrosities we face in the game?
Why are you asking this, vet gets krak nađes
It'll kill pogryn if aimed right but prolly not a beast
If the captain is stuck with one he can kiss the stuck limb and about a half meter circle around it goodbye
Whats weird about it?
In all seriousness, if we have a standard party of baseline humans (plus Psyker and Ogryn) and they dont have plot armor,
Plauge Ogryn - Doable especially with enough Plasma and explosives plus a Psyker
Chaos Spawn - Exponentially harder than the Plauge Ogryn but still doable. Psyker and Ogryn gonna have to do some heavy lifting with warp magic and heavy weapons.
Beast of Nurgle - This is where it gets a bit blurry. The BoN is an actual warp spawn. A demon basically. Being in the mere precense of it (or any Nurgle Spawn for that matter) should immdietly spell doom for a non augmented and sometimes augmented human. Their spit or vomit would either instantly give unfathomable dieseses if not outright melt you. Not to mention getting eaten by one. And since its a Warp Spawn, conventional weapons can still work but not be that effective.
yea i'm still wondering how that works, but i guess if some rejects that were hired by the inquisition can get and use freakin thunder hammers, then anything's possible 
i'm guessing the "plot armor" in question might be a shard of the emperor (beloved) actually somehow protecting the rejects on their missions
i'm curious, how does a daemonhost compare to all of these then?
yep pretty much, if you remember on that one cutscene in Darktide, where they investigate some chaos symbols drawn on a wall by the traitor, the operatives immidietly drop down in pain by merely looking at the symbols.
Also where we get a bit blurry, demon possesion can manifest in a number of ways in 40k. The one in Darktide is your basic Emiliy Rose posession where they basically pilot a skin suit of the host human. And it will also depend on the power level of the demon in question before and after possesion. The most basic way is worshiping the demon before and after possesion to sustain it and grow its power.
Which brings back to the Beast of Nurgle, since its a demon, somewhere in Tertium, there are heretics actively worshiping and summoning warp spawn to the planet
not good for the planet
"The presence of the Beast is enough to kill small animals or to age or to decay larger ones. In short, the Beast is the embodiment of death and decay"
you shouldn't even be able to hit this thing with the melee weapon
Just its presence alone will rapidly age you or straight up disintegrate you
and this thing eats us
at that point you may as well have been reduced to a liquid slurry
"Jokes on you im too stupid to be affected by the warp"
*Gets vored by a BoN and survives
yea def might be some big E shenaniganery involved... at least that's how i imagine they'll explain it in the future 
"I ain't rashuns, i'm the one who eats 'em" 

The Rejects are alternatively constructed
It's a bit iffy. Summoning a daemon and binding to a host is a huge hassle. Learning the name of the daemon, finding the chaos book with actual instructions, getting ready all the required materials for ritual including human sacrifices and preparing the host including writing all the wards on their skin...
Just to leave them out in the open so 4 murderhobos feeling brave can have a go at it?
Normally those things should be more in control and absolutely scary and super rare
I guess cult of admonition is experimenting making daemonhosts with nurglings
Harlequins are the 2012 alt girl vibe I need on my life
We all need 2012 alt girls on our lives 
I guess daemonhosts are made so they are more controllable than typical daemons. It’s also hard to learn the name of the daemons, and they won’t give em that easy even if you’re a chosen of the chaos god. It’s the most guarded secret of a daemon
Also daemonhosts can last longer in real space than a daemon
Fancy demon servant, like deamon engines without cool engine part and big guns. Why would someone want to do this? Idk they are insane?
They last as long as the host lasts and biggest advantage is they are controlled by the summoner
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I was about to listen to that. Is it good?
Where is John Hammer and why isny he finishing the fight?
Mr Workshop suffered an unfortunate wrestling incident while sparring with Mr of the Coast, and currently cannot partake in warfare
@tulip brook I enjoyed it, but I enjoy most of his story hours
Also. Question. Is there any Batman-esque characters in 40k? I don't mean a bat ninja warrior. More someone so obscenely wealthy, the amount of money they have acts as a superpower. Tony Stark is a similar example. Obviously their genius plays a part as well... but I'm just curious if there's anything in that same vein in 40k.
Rogue traders come to mind.... but I don't think that's exactly what I'm looking for
Curze?
Right. But that's more the bat ninja warrior
I'm talking more the wealth factor
Like, iron man and batman can build and own anything they can feasibly imagine, because of their wealth. It's how they make their suits, gadgets and vehicles. Everything. Batmans literally the wallet of the justice league. Same for tony and the avengers.
Is there anybody like that in 40k?
Nazdreg
Hmm, never heard of him!
Definitely gonna have to look him up lol
Lol funny an ork fits this category best... that's 40k for you
theres also kaptin Badrukk, he has a heavily customized ripper gun he got from an ogryn, instead of shooting normal ammunition it shoots unstable plasma rounds that can disintegrate a space marine and he literally has to wear a lead lined coat just to protect himself from it's radiation
And of course he's rich so he can afford a lot of good weapons
Dope!!!
so bolters in lore only ever have iron sights, yes?
do those iron sights have the green glowy stuff tho?
Though there might be some random custom weird shit. But usually I'd say their bare. Also. Idk if they use phosphorescents
Doubtful imo though
why's that?
also i know bolters that are used by space marines don't really need sights cuz they have in built sights in their vision
Because it's not really ever shown in any of their media at all, and I've never heard mention of it. Also, green glowwy shit inherently sounds like something the imperium would frown on
This is all afaik though, so take with a grain of salt
do human sized bolters get sights?
Stalker bolters are basically bolter snipers
Probably
Not in most applications I wager
Bolter can have sights but if you're going to do that you may as well get a stalker bolter
basically a bolt sniper rifle
so it wouldn't be lore breaking to get sights on the standard bolter in darktide then?
Fair enough I guess. Most of these I'd not really messed with much. I will say though, primaris always get the fancy weird custom shit lol
yeah it's not, modifications like that is not heresy
In theory it is but we're inquisition so we get to not give a fuck regardless
Wouldn't be lore breaking but the system for it didn't work so it didn't happen
Well. There’s mod for it
Except that sights for example are a balancing decision
Any IP that gets popular is kinda doomed to be ravaged by business decisions like that. Star Wars in comparison is a massive titan of making money for Disney.
If GW had the chance they'd absolutely squeeze Warhammer to that state for as much money as possible and kinda slowly are at the moment

the issue is 40k is not that big
Star wars was also built around a core of movies
40k is and probably will always be mainly a miniatures thing
^
40k is also very much a product, people just dont really wanna accept that the lore or the setting doesn't matter to the company
Nah its all the same type of corporate-suit.
They are all clueless and want to see the chart go up.
99% of the time the people in charge of these things at the board are very stupid rich assholes lol
too many cooks in the kitchen
same reason I got so many gripes with Black Library lol
but in that area GW clamps down on creativity usually when they can so the authors dont go too wild unless you are Dan Abnett
Should be noted Filoni didn't write 99% of the good stuff in clone wars 

Yeah compared to Amazon then GW they are TINY
also yeah most Amazon execs like most common people got no idea what GW or Warhammer is.
to them its just some side-gig they want to invest into
How come fire warriors are now white instead of tan?
They also didn't buy the rights to GW or anything
They just agreed on a contract for them to produce certain types of media using GW copyright
GW likes to change which subfaction is the posterchild for each faction every now and again
yeah GW is like a grot compared to amazon, the only reason why this warhammer Amazon show is happening is because they know adopting niche stuff can get the money
after ring of power I have no faith in amazon production
ring of power was fine, they couldn't have done much better with the material they had access to
They're a publicly traded company. They can't stop getting bought out. 🤑
No idea how it works in UK but a major party can just get a huge chunk of shares and keep looming over on every major decision
It doesn't have to be an immediate buyout
Different septs have different colors
Vior’la sept became the new posterboys
Before it was the main founding tan colored T’au sept
when i fight, I see red
do you guys think i could defeat the emperor
i don't think he has faced anybody like me who sees red
Can you survive getting psychically annihilated with a thought?
Mr Electric, kill him.
Come on bro why would you fight a cripple
are the arbites the adeptus that are worst at their jobs
my favorite cactus i have a question for you
how good is Queek in combat compared to the likes of Grimgor or Gotrek?
My favourite Warlord
I think Gotrek and Grimgor would walk all over Queek tbh
does he see red when he fights?
Worse, he is no chump don't make me say that, but those 2 are in their own categories
Yeah I expected that
Like this rat would get pulped
didnt thorgrim straight up snap queeks neck from atop his glorious toilet throne
after queek killed belegar I think
Snap the neck yes, but on a battlefield iirc
And yes, after Queek had killed Belegar and was taunting Thorgrim about it
But hw wasn't on it at that moment
iirc
ah I see
Alright next question Taurox vs Nakai
Why did you mean by that
Difficult to say, I would say Taurox
just that the whole arbites organization seems really incompetent based entirely on how you can just pretend the imperium doesnt have a police force and you wouldnt notice any differences
and that the arbites are sufficiently trained, armed, armored and have authority to get the job done
Yeah he does have a weak point but I'm pretty sure you can't really exploit that because he is just much of A ferocious fighter as nakai
but they dont
taurox vs nakai is kind of a hard one tbh, all the lizardmen are hard
taurox vs gor rok?
literally unstoppable force meets immoveable object
I mean, they aren't the only one present, like Enforcers, Arbites and other stuff are present
Gor Rok vs Taurox is a Gor Rok win, like 8 out of 10
Nakai it's more difficult to say cause he isn't that impressive tbh
is teclis a better mage than morathi
Yes
hmm
teclis can erase entire armies with magic
so can morathi id assume, I think teclis is better too btw
Morathi is more of a shemer than a magic user, her son is better than her
mazdamundi better than teclis though? casting wise
He can move mountains around if he wanted to
And he's a slann, and the lizard men taught the elves magic
Yesn't
More powerful due to the Geomantic web, but otherwise I would say Teclis is still the strongest
yeah, Id take teclis over everyone in the context of magic except mazdamundi and kroak( if you count him)
huh neat
I think mazdamundi just has more raw magical power , because of slann juice and geomantic web, but teclis is probably a tad more skilled
in an open field without outside power sources I think teclis would win yeah
well if they fought in an open field, mazdamundi would just run him over since he rides a stegadon 
Teclis can probably put up a force field strong enough to withstand a charging ancient stegodon
Yeah, i think without preparation it would be Maz that would win
yeah but mazdamundi is the one riding it, he can probably weaken it enough
Yeah maz is just a busted frog
Wurrzag it's also pretty good at magic but probably not on their level
The top five casters are probably in order
Kroak
Maz
Teclis
Dark Elf dude
Egrimm
and what would be wurrzag's placement
No
birdy boy
Kairos
Kairos isn't that strong of a caster
The greatest servant of the God of magic is not that great of a caster?
He just got stuff that make him stronger on the side
He isn't a devoted caster, his stuff is that he is able to see the past and future.
well that is suprising
Tzeentch can, not him
8th edition chaos army book says he can afaik
I got curious about this Egrim fella and he is riding a 2 headed dragon
Yeah I would say that's top five
Read back up on some Kairos lore, it's true that he would be a top caster
he has to be, if kairos cant be super op with spells, then hes practically a weak scrub
hes never been a superior melee combatant relative to anyone greater daemon tier
I think he is weakened by not being a Material, so his lore does have him be impressive, but we don't see him at his full strength
also, I do believe we have collectively forgotten about nagash, if theres anyone whos gonna make it top 5 fantasy magic users, its the OG skellyman
Well he is somewhat cheating, same for Kairos
well yeah, nagash went undead so hard and for so long hes practically a god
kairos is a greater daemon
probably in the gelt-kemmler range
the metal man and the old generic looking wizard fellow huh
I dunno tbh
gelt is kind of an epic meme
a funny one
but hes the best imperial wizard
even though hes really atrocious compared to some of the better casters in the setting
kemmler is well, a generic necromancer who gets hard carried by an op chaos champion he managed to summon
azhag is the best caster the greenskins have
but hes just so happy its hard to tell how strong he really is
wurrzag*
but azhag's magic comes from the nagash's crown right
I meant wurrzag
and yes
azhag can use lore of death spells because he put on a crown, and hes already a pretty strong fighter in melee
and he rides a wyvern I think
Skullmuncha
yeah
I forgot what happened to him in the uh
those times
I think he invaded kislev and died or something

classic end times
the ogres got done the worst though
apart from some popular named characters I wont name
but the ogres literally all just died off screen 
Greasus try to bear hug grimgor and Skrag
well
he got eaten
and all killed by grimgors massive waagh
, with which he also krumped cathay offscreen
That would be a good guess
Kemmler isn't a generic Necromancer, like he is adude who updated the whole Necromancy lore
but I liked ogres mostly because ogres had a cool history, they were supposed to be the race the old ones finally perfected to fight chaos but left them unfinished because chaos happened, and then ogres were like gentle farmers and then they went and ate all the civilized giants, and took over their mountains and then they just ate everyone , fought everyone or became mercenaries who ate everyone and fought everyone
and there was a giant nuke that may or may not have been the result of skaven fuckery, which they now worship as a giant sarlacc pit that represents their devotion to being HANGRY
Pretty sure it was the celestial dragon that decided to throw that
Yeah it was
Remember they were pretty close to Cathay and when they became starving they decided to attack the innocent villagers the celestial dragon of course seeing this
Decided to cast meteor storm on the poor *******
well
the celestial dragon was a dumbass
he also wounded cathay forever by creating the great maw
however inadvertently
Is there a place where i can read up on lore surrounding the system atoma is in and darktide lore
I want to learn more about the story
There's the blogs before launch if you wanna read up on the Moebian 6th and the happenings going on in current events
The best one you can get is the darktide wiki, all of the stuff in it is from the game gathered by a few players that edit it
the lore of the game itself is pretty basic
The planetary capital is under attack and our job is to repel the attackers, the plot progresses with each update.
It can be boiled down to you did bad stuff now we're going to drag you to commit suicide missions so you can redeem yourself

whats the cult of admonition?
so the dregs are just chaos cultists? and the scabs are moebian 6th?
p much
Yes
The main corruption jobs in summoning of the demons belong to the dregs
The scab do the military work and tactics
The Admonition were the original cult on the planet, they were initially thought to be a gang, they drove out the Water Cartels and took control of the Under city and the public loved them and thought they were great for getting rid of the criminals, so they were able to recruit a lot of people into the cult.
i mean dregs carry a lot of weight on their shoulder too
they are more numerous than the 6th
Then they started their uprising
basically any hiver could join the dregs
so, we dunno whos in charge of the dregs?
Yeah and they do the corruption and magic
I assume they have their own leadership apart from being ordered by wolfer
probably but we don't know
Rondin probably, he's the guy who manages the diseases and makes bio weapons
Wolfer and the Sixth are basically just "coincidental" allies to the Admonition.
He even said himself that he made you a special batch of gas
Rinda seems to be the one managing the scabs
rumor has it that the cult of admoniton is sponsored by one of the noble houses as some means of fucking with the current house in power
But that's just my take
I just assumed the karnak twins were moebian 6th
they are
as opposed to dregs
Like it's just very very convenient that when a Nurgle Cult rose up on Atoma, they just happened to send the Regiment that were also secretly corrupted by Nurgle to go and put down said Cult.
well, they were probably collaborating
Yea but the Sixth didn't decide to go to Atoma themselves, they were sent there
wolfer feels abandoned by the Imperium , probably felt that way during the Fringe Wars , its probably justified too
The Admonition cult made the Moebian into a Nurgle regiment
oh so they were just traitors, who then got tainted by nurgle when they went back to atoma?
they fell to chaos before arriving on atoma
The Admonition cult were the one that "focused" their traitorise
The Wiki implies that the Sixth were corrupted to Nurgle by the Darktide before being sent to Atoma
Ultimately, they are not just monsters looming out of the dark to kill you. They’re highly trained, highly-experienced veteran troopers, with full military gear. They have been seduced by the creed of the Darktide, and they have come home, not simply to kill and exact vengeance, but - more poignantly - to share the ‘truth’ they have uncovered. They truly believe they’ve seen the light, and that the dark ways they have discovered are far better and more liberating than the stagnant rubrics of the Imperium. They want to share that truth with you… with you, and every living soul on Atoma.
Only we know, we don't even know what the Darktide is
The Darktide is a collective name for all the Chaos and Xenos threats fought in the Fringe War
its apparently a collective term used in the sector for all the cha- yeah
Like the Darktide aren't a single group, it's just a term used to refer to all the threats in the region
Yes
including the soon to be cough tyranids cough cough
do we know where the moebian domain is situated within the galaxy
Up my backside(somewhere in Sanctus, probably on the western fringe?)
the darktide could be a splinter from the plague wars
Apparently it's somewhere in the north-western part of Segmentum Solar, near Obscurus, towards Cadia and Agripinaa.
Luetin09 video after exclusive developer interview, referencing Segmentum Solar as Moebian Domain's location in the wider Imperium. - thats from the wiki
should I take Dark Eldar weapon proficiency?
im playing rogue trader dogmatic run im on urloc fight but all my guys die by round 2. what am i doing wrong
If you're planning to be a sniper aeldar is probably better
Especially if you got your hands on the eye of hecaton
But dark elder weapons are pretty good as well
I heard the best sniper is an Exitus rifle later?
though I guess that could be so late game
stop using xeno tech
yeah use an exitus rifle
the imperium tech literally only given to vindicare assassins 
Very late game yes you can get one
Your a rogue trader a rifle like that could be easily yours
I mean, sure, but I was referring to how the Imperium should probably hand them out to some guardsmen here and there
I keep getting analysis paralysis whenever I level up, which is probably 50% of my game time
And watch it fall into disrepair?
These things are hard to make and remember the machine spirits in those things are quite violent
I got to one of those 'common talents'
That's why special care on those guns is needed
and I don't know what to take 
Swiping down all the way down is your best bit for looking at all the good traits
the stat training?
I mean its not even about special care, 1 exitus rifle and 1 exitus pistol are a matched set that are purpose built and tailored to each vindicare assassin
because the imperium loves them assassins, since the nobles get to use them to snipe anyone they dont like
maybe I'll just take a stat instead for now
Never change Rick lmao
Running upgraded shuriken pistol and neuro flayer pistols on my rt
Shuriken burst is nasty
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yeah it is lore accurate
Lol
Still though, I fail to see any reason why they would use corpsewax candles if it smelled awful
Then again, I doubt corpsestarch smells awful if it’s been processed like 20 billion times before consumption
you think all the monogod champions- kharn, typhus, ahriman, lucius have all "met" their respective chaos gods in their realms
So ig it doesn’t emit any smell
ahriman: "i will restore my legion"
Tzeentch: "lol ok"
didnt typhus like
dip his scythe in some shit that was lying in proximity to literally nurgle
well he didnt say hi and hello , because apparently its kinda scary and even typhus himself could just decay by standing there
dont remember exactly though
Typhus is known to have gone to the garden
The rest of them it’s less clear
But kharn has come back to life before
yeah, the worst moment in all of his glorious career
and he also ruined the best moment in sigismunds career
bile has
talos met all of them
he's not even properly corrupted
it's safe to say died and resurrected guys definitely spent some time in their god's back alley
it only leaves ahriman
I have a random thought that just popped into my head regarding tzeentch. He's the god of change right? Well, we know the cells in our body get replaced, on average, every 7-10 years. Hundreds of millions of skin cells are replaced every day. Your bones take about 15 years to regenerate. It would be interesting having that taken into account, and possibly shown as a vector of tzeentch's power. We, life, simply by existing are ever changing. Our body's themselves cycling out the old for the new. It would possibly explain why he was so powerful in the beginning, and why, even after destroying his staff, he's still imo the most dangerous chaos god.
Every chaos gods have an aspect of nature in them iirc, Tzeentch have that, and Nurgle is life
Rebirth*
No idea what Khorne and Slaanesh ahve tho because its 6 am and i have not slept
I know. Just was a random thought that popped into my head
Wait fuck its 7 am
Survival formerly and emotion latterly
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It is not reproduction.
Seggs
And everything in life must struggle to survive, Khorne
Lol then what is it?
Hardly anything from nature, as in natural phenomenon - unless we consider joy as such.
I mean... animals experience emotions too
I find that Khorne and Slaanesh are more representative of emotional states
While Nurgle and Tzeentch can represent nature and reality
Khorne is literally the most straight forward, he wants people to give in to the urge of just killing everything and slaughter everything and turn every world into a bloody river
He is anger and war
Nothing more nothing else
Yuh, an emotional state
Indeed.
This your brain when you start worshipping Slaanesh
Khorne is honesty and honor. Was, wants to be.
His form of honor is basically twisted all out melee combat is his form of honor
Its definitely a twisted kinda honor yeh but still most honorable of all chaos gods
So is rebirth of Nurgle and fulfillment od Slaanesh.
Lol I know what their over arching things are guys... I'm pretty sure we all do. That doesn't necessarily mean these minor facets of life can't be also things that influence them. I also like the thought/theory that they weren't always this fucked up, and that at least at some point way back in prehistory they were somewhat less evil. I feel like these natural processes would be a cool way to add a bit of depth and realism in, in a way that's fun and not overly obtuse.
I personally believe into that theory
To be fair, chaos gods are all twisted because of all the things that happened in both eldar empire and human civilization
Aint no good thing left anywhere
Fantasy I believe has chaos somewhat leaning into their better sides
Not by much but slightly so
And in the grim derpness of the far future, there is only war

Oh boy we're on this again huh

I use my popcorn stealing device to take your popcorn
Khorne is as much about honour as Nurgle is about life
Magnus' speech in TTS has ruined so much shit ngl
They are, but in a tainted way
Khorne is as much about honour as aslaanesh is about humble weddings
Translation
Not at all
Magnus shouldn't have even opened his mouth considering both fucked with the gods
But where Big E gambled and overstepped Magnus was just an overconfident moron who thought he'd be the exception
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