40k-lore-chat

[spring cairn]

in the hive

[delicate sinew]

It's the equivalent of putting rebar in a rock.

[storm jungle]

its concrete

which is even worse

lmao

[warm notch]

YOU GET IT

[delicate sinew]

That's fair. I eat rocks. I don't eat concrete.

[spring cairn]

Believable

[warm notch]

You don’t eat rocks silly

[rocky gale]

Paper beats rock, much tastier

[coarse pumice]

does this have remifications later on?

[thorn zenith]

Theres one or two events after this if i recall correctly, but nothing beyond that that ive seen

[green loom]

You will potentially blow up the planet

[coarse pumice]

this stuff is just cargo right?

when I pick it up, it goes into my inventory rather than cargo normally though...

[green loom]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

Yes

[coarse pumice]

I was having doubts because it kept going into my main inventory, or is that just owlcat interface?

I guess

[arctic talon]

sounds like a bug

[dusk patrol]

Hey how it’s probably Rockcrete

Which is a good bit stronger

But loses points for having a dumbass name

Although I will say 40k mostly has good names for fictional space materials

[wintry scarab]

Would it make sense for a primaris space marine to wear something like a mk3 helmet? Could you get away with saying its a primaris version of a helmet that is meant to resemble a mark 3 or is that too far fetched?

[green loom]

Ye

It can just be a mk3 helmet

Firstborn can use Mkx and primaris can use all the older armours

[wintry scarab]

oh, nice

[green loom]

Typically for Primaris you'll just see Mkx with some older mark bits

Like Firstborn and Mk7

[wintry scarab]

I really wish primaris would be seen wearing other helmets. Really not the biggest fan of the maximus style helmets that mk10 goes for. Correct me if im wrong but in old art that showed a bunch of marines you could always see a couple wearing more exotic helmets like corvus or the previously mentioned mk3.

[green loom]

The new sternguard kit at least gets a MK7 helmet or two

[wintry scarab]

yup, thats why i bought one for christmas. Love the mk7 and corvus.

[coarse pumice]

I think it's technically a Mk8 on the new sternguard kit

[wintry scarab]

Nah, my bet's on mk7. (idk what the difference is besides the grill being more rectangular)

[coarse pumice]

it's the flatness of it, because of the silly collar on Mk10

[dusk patrol]

Gorgets are awesome and cool and I will not have them slandered

[velvet imp]

Iconoclast is more Pro-Imperium the way the Emperor wanted it to be back in 30K before Horus Heresy ruined everything and lead it down the path of the Imperium in 40K era

This is supported more in the True Iconoclast ending you get if you did all the proper extra tasks.

[coarse pumice]

argh

I just realised in my game that Yrilet's quest didn't fire

and I got her hours ago

[shell mason]

What the space marine chapter that has a hand print on a black helmet

Looks like its a sister legion of the Imperial fist

[wintry scarab]

Is there a reason why the imperium of man has so many resemblances to nazis? Or is it just that both are evil and its just a way to show it?

[arctic talon]

The imperium takes a good bit of inspiration from them regarding its aesthetic

And yes it’s to sell the point they’re evil

And also it’s a cool aesthetic

It serves both those purposes at once

[storm jungle]

Also 40k was made by british guys in the 90's during Margaret Thatcher's rise in england as a leader, a lot of people back then thougth she was a fascist iron-fisted prick so the anti-authority satire of the setting and the Imperium's obvious suppressive fascism comes from that along with the aquilla more or less being suspiciously looking like the WW2 germany eagle, as much as people want to cope that its a historic symbol when its clearly not what it its referencing lol (to the point that GW had an aquilla infront of their HQ once before taking it down because everyone kept referring to their office as the "nazi building" and it was a really bad look)

[thorn zenith]

Game be buggy like that, the quest for space marine companion didnt fire for me either so i missed out on him entirely

[wintry scarab]

The idea of some blokes walking down the street and referring to basically a toy store HQ as "nazi building" is a really funny concept.

[queen laurel]

And of course the meme, Margaret Thatcher is used as a reference for Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka

[crisp heath]

noooooo warhammer shows how fascism is necessary and actually very very good

[green loom]

Fr fr ong

[spare osprey]

Most random thing ever but y’know I’ve never really noticed ghaz’s skull trophies before, but now I really want an ork to have a skull trophy from his first human kill that he has a “castaway/wilson” sorta friendship with

https://tenor.com/view/wilson-volleyball-castaway-island-match-gif-6160666

[nocturne crest]

So odd question, but has any mention of the T'au having any Imperium ship serve in their Navy?

[green loom]

Don't think so

[rose thorn]

The Tau are probably smart enough not to do that in most situations, but if things are dire then I can’t see why they wouldn’t temporarily take charge of one before using it for scrap or experimentation

[queen laurel]

And in general imperial navy people are very f****** stubborn

They will only serve the imperium and only the imperium

[nocturne crest]

I just find it odd that the T'au allied Votann add their own ships to the t'au navy, but there are none Gue'vesa vessels.

[queen laurel]

It's the imperium they will not give the tau a single ship even if it's transport vessel

[nocturne crest]

Tbh, I was thinking more along the lines of the T'au fielding one if they captured it, but then I remembered it was the Imperial navy, so self-destruction is a definite.

[green loom]

They probably look at them
Realize that half the ship runs on slave labour
Then decide to scrap them and just use the humans on their own ships lol

[rose thorn]

I imagine in the context of killed everyone on board lol

I bet Tau have like, those tug boats that pull giant ships but for FTL travel

[rose thorn]

Also because the Votaan are significantly more competent.

Than the imperium

[queen laurel]

Like Ed said, they would have scrapped the ships because it's not a good one

[rose thorn]

Imperium ships fucking blow economics wise lmao

[queen laurel]

Tau are smart enough to reverse engineer ork tech

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah speaking off, did you meet the Navigator?

In rogue trader

[rose thorn]

||the one in the chair or her , I just finished the combat servitor fight.||

[queen laurel]

||the lady Navigator||

[rose thorn]

Almost there

[queen laurel]

good, I will tell you something when you meet her

[green loom]

Do not touch the gills

[nocturne crest]

Couldn't they replace the slave labour with drones or suits?

[green loom]

They probably prefer to not bother

It's way more useful to study if anything

[rose thorn]

Temporarily? Probs

[queen laurel]

imperial ships also have this thing called a machine spirirt

giant machines like that tend to have very violent machine spirits

[rose thorn]

Worse case, ships fucked

[queen laurel]

I wouldn't surprise the drones somehow disappear

because the ship decided to electrocute them

[soft thunder]

queek headtaker moment

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if GW will make a digganobz kill team.

[gray umbra]

some items dont get auto cargoed like the void ship trophies

not sure why but you can right click and automark i think

[tulip brook]

how about these nazi imagery? nooo those are from rome, how about skulls? nope they signify self sacrifice and devotion. how about iron cross? those are before nazis! krieg gasmasks, even their name is german? nope they have french ww1 uniform. uhhm, commissar uniforms look suspiciously like ss uniforms? those are russian uniforms.

I'm not sure if we're actually looking for nazi imagery in places where they have various historical references or it's a blatant parody and fanbase goes on with too much copium

[storm jungle]

Basically the only blatant nazi-esque imagery is the aquilla

anything else would be commercial suicide lol

the actions the Imperium does on the other hand tho uhhh 💀

[gray umbra]

Its a parody but alot of it is perceptual and a problem with peoples association of symbolism

Take the swastika for example

[queen laurel]

like i said once

" how much does genocide and committing crimes like it's eating breakfast qualifies as a human trait? "

[gray umbra]

The original meaning is nothing nazi related but thats now the current association when people see that symbol

[storm jungle]

Yeah but the issue is the aquilla is intentionally made to be a sharp and hostile symbol.

Its not modelled after any historical eagles which just looked cool and royal in a sense.

Especially compared to something like Warhammer Fantasy

[gray umbra]

Yeah i just read that comment as "imperium of man definitely arent nazis"

[storm jungle]

Oh yeah no

they literally got fucking death camps

[queen laurel]

warhammer fantasy wasn't safe as well

You remember the P word don't you witch hunter?

[storm jungle]

To be fair thats just british people being racist

also not understanding other cultures

[queen laurel]

orks are pretty british

that explains a lot

[storm jungle]

[thorn zenith]

100% i would say, there comes a time in every person's lives where they have the human urge to commit atrocity

[queen laurel]

me grinding plasteel just to upgrade a weapon that Hadron inevitably just butcher

[thorn zenith]

Now you know

[coarse pumice]

is this rigged?

oh the outcome is just the same regardless

[viral yacht]

which sentence do you think fits the seer(beloved) psyker the most?

[sleek tusk]

Are there power katanas in 40k or just swords xd?

[green loom]

The shape of the sword doesn't really matter

So basically ye

[sleek tusk]

cant seem to find one i was hoping that the khan might have one lol

[summer mural]

his look more like scimitars

[sleek tusk]

ye he use da scimmy

[stray bluff]

Is there a first-among-equals among the Inquisitors? Who leads the Inquisition ultimately

[shadow plover]

iirc each ordo has a grandmaster whom oversees the ordo but no one single one who is in charge of all the inquisitor ordos

[sleek tusk]

high inquisitor i think . but i think theres a few, not sure xd

custodes probably have the final say

[green loom]

It entirely depends on power levels

It's not dissimilar to like, old republic sith lol

[celest dome]

There are an Inquisitorial Council

[celest dome]

There is one that is at the table with the High Lord iirc

[shadow plover]

but they're not an inquisitor in rank right?

[celest dome]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Inquisitorial_Representative

Nominated from amongst the Inquisitor Lords of the sectors that surround holy Terra, these individuals are often referred to as the Inquisitor Lord Terran

Seem like they are

[shadow plover]

right just opened the page as well

[spring cairn]

could an inquisitor use his gene coded vermillion acess codes to enter my house and drink my coffee

[shadow plover]

absolutely

[stray bluff]

What im looking for, THANKS

[celest dome]

For the Ranks of the Inquisitors: https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Inquisitor#Ranks

[umbral nymph]

Just wanna drop this here before new years
Happy purgin holidays everyone

[pale onyx]

im 72 hours in for rogue trader and I just completed act 3

[queen laurel]

Abelard Matching a Custodes because you said so

[primal gate]

If human history, to this point, bothers you, the Grim Dark far future is maybe not for you.

[versed ledge]

https://youtu.be/IblQ79_r1WI?si=NH5yxeYY-HuqTz-7

Woohoo we can make it reality!

[median marsh]

id rather we dont

[queen laurel]

who would want a hive city to be real, that shit is a nightmare to build and maintain

[celest dome]

And a shit living place for most people

[soft thunder]

anyone know some good examples of rogue traders and inquisitors working together or crossing paths?

[green loom]

Eisenhorn

Grendyl

The rogue trader game

[summer mural]

do space marines fly their own gunships and stomravens and stormraptors and things

[arctic talon]

yes

[summer mural]

are they just like, regular space marines, or do they have their own designation/rank as pilots

[arctic talon]

usually marines who are good at flying

or tech marines

[wintry scarab]

Why are power fists in the shape of a hand?

[queen laurel]

because sometimes just having a fancy Electric boxing glove is good enough

[dusk patrol]

Because they’re called power fists

Not power clubs

Also it provides some level of dexterity

And let’s them grapple with stuff

[summer mural]

yeah, having double power fists and not plot armor is what allowed calgar to strangle a swarmlord

or was it an avatar of khaine

[dusk patrol]

It’s just a style of fighting

But they do increase strength and the power of your hits

Plus his are an extra special pair

[queen laurel]

Hey decking someone with hands is effective, just. Have the thunder boxing gloves to make it hurt more

[dusk patrol]

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth

[hallow saddle]

They're normally techmarines in training, or fully trained techmarines
Also they might use servitors to pilot and crew vehicles

They'll all serve under the master of the forge

[queen laurel]

Might be good but hey, those are nothing compared to Hunger and Slake

[dusk patrol]

Oh fuck that art

Like it’s good but

Jfc he’s not that big

[queen laurel]

Yeah i don't even know his true height anymore

[dusk patrol]

And hunger and slake are just lightning and power fists combined they’re not that special, the Fists of Ultramar are made of some nutty material

[dusk patrol]

He’s a head taller than his regular terminators

Which is tall but

He’s not fucking dreadnought sized

[hallow saddle]

They're power claws with underslung chainfists

[queen laurel]

Yeah his armor just uses parts from a dreadnought

[dusk patrol]

It doesn’t

[hallow saddle]

And also really ancient relic weapons, probably using some nutty power fields or something

[dusk patrol]

They’re just chainfists with lightning claws, it’s an old STC which was lost, they’re cool but they’re more a gimmick

[queen laurel]

It doesn't?

[dusk patrol]

No

[hallow saddle]

They're not standard issue weapons though?

[dusk patrol]

The fanbase vastly over exaggerates everything with Tyberos

[dusk patrol]

I didn’t say they were

They were made using an old STC which is lost

[queen laurel]

Jesus they even said that about him

Fuckin people

[dusk patrol]

I like him

But fuck me do people overwank him

He barely does anything in the books or appears

[hallow saddle]

STC = as standard issue as you can get

[dusk patrol]

Yeah because it was lost

[crisp heath]

I do hope GW just makes him that big at some point in the future because I want to see this man use a world eater as a chew toy

[dusk patrol]

So it’s not

There’s plenty of relics which are STC tech

[hallow saddle]

I've not read anything saying they're STC weapons

Everything says they're relics with unknown origin

They probs belonged to the raven guard legion captain who was exiled in the HH

[dusk patrol]

It’s in his Forgeworld stuff as far as I recall

[hallow saddle]

So badarse custom weapons

[dusk patrol]

The tech to make them was lost

Them being STC isn’t a dig on them

[green loom]

The sharks are pretty overhyped, aren't their books also meh?

[dusk patrol]

They’re ok

Very edgy

Tyberos barely shows up

Once again I don’t dislike him or them I dislike how much they get wanked

[queen laurel]

Going back to this apparently it's adamantine

But this one is apparently way to tough

[hallow saddle]

Sure, it's just the opposite of what everything says about them

[dusk patrol]

Like people always act like Tyberos is somehow always in the discussion of “best fighters” for the Imperium when he does fuck all

His most impressive thing is when he boards the Nid pod

Which is cool

[hallow saddle]

Id say the books are worth reading, they're pretty cool

[dusk patrol]

But I don’t know where people get off that he’s the bestest fightiest guy ever

Moloc is similar but he at least has a Shield Captain hype him up a bit

And he does more in the Forgeworld books

But he does look cool

Both of them have great looks

Carchardons tend to get flanderized by the fanbase though

[queen laurel]

Fans really need to stop making up information to make characters look way better than what they are

Jesus warhammer appears way too complicated because people can't be fucked with accepting the truth

[dusk patrol]

People don’t read

It’s how it do be

People still insist Corax is a daemon crow dude now

When the one short we have of that Lorgar literally says “It’s not a daemon”

And all the powers he shows are things that Raven Guard Librarians do just a little more amped up

[celest dome]

In fairness Divine Magic and Rune Magic in Fantasy still are based on the Wind of Magic (Meaning, on the Warp/Chaos)

[dusk patrol]

That has nothing to do with him now being a daemon or whatever

If he’s a daemon so is every psyker

He just unlocked his psychic potential fully

Which we’ve seen other primarch do without ascending

To similar results

Guilliman talks about how he could probably do it too but chooses not to

[celest dome]

Oh in that sense, yes he isn't a Daemon

[soft thunder]

is techpriest a general term that include enginseers and magos?

[celest dome]

Tech Priest is a rank

Magos are the highest/ruling class, then there are Tech Priest, then Tech Adepts and Tech Cultists

[crisp heath]

@dusk patrol I think... well this is just me trying to rationalize it. But Corvax definitely did mutate while being in the warp. And while Lorgar does say it "Not a Daemon" he is warp fucked to a point where it's like a Grey area. He's like, just under the boundary between what makes a daemon and what doesnt.

[dusk patrol]

Enginseers are mostly tech priests yes

Once they got to Magos rank they’re generally beyond being an Enginseer

They’re basically high level repair and maintenance dudes

[summer mural]

Tbh, I find it hard to call techpriests humans anymore

They seem like lovely xenos who generally support the imperium

[crisp heath]

A good portion of that though is how the lore is provided. The only way to hear a true idea of the story is to read if not every book, the vast majority at least. There's no consensus to everything, and GamesWorkshop themselves ham up the nonomnicient observer to the point I think a good portion of people don't even try. They're told their headcannon is valid because of it, so they stick to it

[dusk patrol]

I mean we can have our theories but what we see is he’s himself, just with his powers awakened

The story isn’t even that long after the heresy

[crisp heath]

I meant the 40k's story in general. And if I'm not mistaken we don't see him at all in the book. It's all other people talking about him

But I could be wrong

[dusk patrol]

Have you even read the short?

[crisp heath]

If I'm honest no, I specifically hadn't just cause it seemed kinda out there and inconsistent. Wasn't a big fan of the idea of it in the first place

[dusk patrol]

It’s not inconsistent at all

[crisp heath]

Just going off my understanding second hand from people that claimed to

[dusk patrol]

It’s just no one reads this stuff

And just say stuff without knowing anything about it

[arctic talon]

Tech priest refers to anyone that is part of the Cult Mechanicus priesthood

Engineer, Techno Archeolgist, ect.

[dusk patrol]

^

Magos are still techpriests technically same with Arch Magos it’s just a higher rank and level of expertise

Kinda like how technically a Cardinal is still a priest or member of the clergy

[soft thunder]

Okay ya that was my impression, just making sure.

[crisp heath]

Does the imperium reward skill and valor? Like if you join the guard as a conscript and someone survive for years and fight and lead well will you achieve a very high rank or is it more about your bloodline and status to see how far you can go?

[arctic talon]

Both

[soft thunder]

Probably varies from regiment to regiment, many planets out there

[arctic talon]

but skill and valor is also sometimes rewarded by getting taken out back and shot

^

Generally speaking most of the big regiments that you see on the tabletop reward skill and valor

[crisp heath]

Yeah I was wondering about that part

“You are making the rest of us look bad!”

[arctic talon]

disobeying orders as well

[crisp heath]

Or “you shouldn’t be doing this well, have you made a deal with the ruinous powers?”

[summer mural]

Do kriegers get paid

[arctic talon]

they get leave, so yes

[summer mural]

Oh they get leave

Do they go bar hopping?

[arctic talon]

Maybe?

[summer mural]

Hmmm

[arctic talon]

Don’t really know what they’d do on leave

[summer mural]

Interesting

[arctic talon]

But all regiments except for penal ones get leave

[dusk patrol]

What tends to matters at the end of the day is results

Obviously this isn’t always the case

But generally speaking no matter who you are if you fail enough you’re fucked

And if you win and succeed enough, you tend to rise

[crisp heath]

AFAIK, the economy of 40k hasn't ever really been touched on. That said, with Darktides hive having a red light district, there does seem to be some form of payment alloted to the populace, be they soldiers or common hivespeople. I'm sure it's not much though. And leave isn't payment, it's technically a benefit. Benefits are not considered part of base pay, and they are not monetary. However, they do comprise the other half of employee's total compensation package. Benefits can include health insurance, pet insurance, commuting benefits, family benefits, PTO, student loan assistance, and retirement plans and packages.

[dusk patrol]

There’s cases of people born with auramite spoons rising, and falling, and the same for people from nothing

[dusk patrol]

It’s just not consistent is why

There’s not even a true central currency

[crisp heath]

And we know there is there are multiple types of currency in the Imperium

[dusk patrol]

Some planets have all those things some don’t

[crisp heath]

@dusk patrol yes there is. The gelt

[dusk patrol]

There isn’t because it’s not used everywhere

It’s not a true central currency

[crisp heath]

But it is the imperial currency lol

[dusk patrol]

It’s just the most popular

Yes along with a lot of others

[crisp heath]

No, it's the one sanctioned by the Imperium and minted by them..

[dusk patrol]

The point is it varies by world, regiment, system, and so on

[crisp heath]

The others are minted by their own worlds

[dusk patrol]

Dude there’s a ton of others we see in different areas

In different series

Not just worlds

Large areas

There isn’t a consistent currency.

[crisp heath]

Yea, and none of them were minted and sanctioned by the Imperium but the gelt

[dusk patrol]

Yes they are jfc

[crisp heath]

Prove it

[dusk patrol]

You prove yours first lol

[crisp heath]

Find a single reference that any other currency is sanctioned

[dusk patrol]

Eisenhorn uses Thrones

[crisp heath]

Lol everybody knows the gelt is sanctioned

[dusk patrol]

Crowns I believe is another is other series

Dude guardsmen are literally paid in thrones in some books

There is not one currency

[green loom]

To illustrate ER's point, this is the first time I've heard about gelt

But I know aquilas and thrones

[dusk patrol]

There is more popular ones

[crisp heath]

Oh thank the gods I thought I was the only one

[dusk patrol]

Aquilas is another yeah

Im sure there’s several I’m not recalling or remembering

[crisp heath]

Throne Gelt is the name of one of the types of monetary currency in use in the Imperium of Man in the 41st Millennium, though currency of a similar name had been used as far back as the time of the Horus Heresy in some regions of the Imperium.

Gelt is another name for thrones

[dusk patrol]

Please stop just getting all your info from the wiki

It’s so painfully obvious

[crisp heath]

Lol prove it wrong jackass

It's what they're called

[dusk patrol]

No I really don’t care about your opinion

[crisp heath]

Good, never cared for yours either.

This is a fact though

[dusk patrol]

Ok whatever you wanna think

[green loom]

I've genuinely never seen gelt used though

[crisp heath]

So unfortunately it doesn't care about your feelings

@green loom lol well, there ya go. It was used.

[green loom]

I'm not finding references to it

[dusk patrol]

Because they’re never called gelts

[crisp heath]

Throne gelt is literally the name

[green loom]

Beyond one "Saint of Coin"

[crisp heath]

I've heard Throne, not gelt

[green loom]

I'm finding "Thrones" but no "Throne gelt"

[crisp heath]

Thrones also aren't minted by "The Imperium" proper

They're the currency used in the Calixis sector and spread out from there

[storm jungle]

Throne gelt is a thing

Its just random throwaway lines tho

[crisp heath]

Thank you...

[storm jungle]

Nobody keeps track of this SHIT

[crisp heath]

@crisp heath I thought they were. I could be wrong there

We need 40k Spice and Wolf ASAP

[dusk patrol]

I’m not contesting that Throne gelt is a thing I’m saying there’s no one currency everyone uses really because it changes so much depending on the area

[storm jungle]

Credits will do fine.

[dusk patrol]

Basically

[summer mural]

Im sure plenty of members from solid militarum regiments spend their leave like you'd imagine a normal person would

[crisp heath]

And I literally never disagreed but you fought that anyway

[storm jungle]

[green loom]

Yeah you did

[summer mural]

did someone say, 40k spice and wolf

[dusk patrol]

You literally did but I have zero interest in dragging this bullshit out

[crisp heath]

Which chaos god is most likely to put a daemon in a washing machine so it can steal socks, rags and underwear

[storm jungle]

Anyway im waiting 6 hours for my next flight, stop fighting please 💀

For ONE DAY please get along

[crisp heath]

No I didn't. I simply said there was an imperial sanctioned currency. I also very clearly said that there were many multiple other kinds.

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

So we have 6 hours til we can fight no holds barred?

[crisp heath]

A dryer is also acceptable

[green loom]

Tzeentch, without a doubt

[dusk patrol]

But a high level barter system is the more common way people really trade in 40k

Tit for tat and all that

[green loom]

I like that Rogue Trader doesn't even bother

It just gives you a nondescript "Purchasing power" thing lol

[summer mural]

well, khorne...just no. Slaanesh could get creative with undergarments and washing mashines. Nurgle is allergic to anything associated with hygiene, so tzeentch is the only viable answer yes

[dusk patrol]

Yeah each profit factor point is some untold fortune for most normies

[crisp heath]

Rogue Trader be like: we measure your wealth in orders of magnitude you can never hope to spend

It would be great to be a rogue trader and just be like, "uhhhh, i got 20 bucks and some old gum I can trade you?"

[green loom]

"Hey do you want to just live as a noble?" - -1 profit factor

I recall something like that being a choice

[dusk patrol]

Although also it’s somehow only worth like 2 mutants

And you need to spend 3 for like six

[crisp heath]

So, I had a lore question. We know nurgle has imprisoned the Eldar god of Life or something, right? Like it's a weird love thing? How corrupted do we think she's become? I'd like a story showing that maybe... like what millenia trapped with the Grandfather as his guinea pig will do lol...

[dusk patrol]

There’s a codex excerpt of some Farseers trying to free her

But we don’t get any first hand stuff mostly

[green loom]

She isn't corrupted, maybe insane?
Whole reason he grabbed her was for an infinite test bed for his diseases since she can cure everything

[crisp heath]

Like, say they do. Wonder what pops out that cage

I interpret most of the events that cost you PF to not just include the thing you are purchasing/doing but also the wider economic implications, that is, how it will affect other areas of your trade empire as well as cost of maintenance

[dusk patrol]

Just general references

[crisp heath]

I highly doubt she's all kumbaya lol

[summer mural]

just IMAGINE it

[dusk patrol]

It seems she’s resilient to all his plagues

He uses her to test them

And she tries to whisper cures to people

[crisp heath]

Right. But resilient doesn't mean immune

[celest dome]

Isha, and no there is not love

[crisp heath]

And she's been there awhiiiile

[dusk patrol]

She always heals is the point

He doesn’t seem to want to corrupt her

If he can

If she is or isn’t we can’t say but it doesn’t seem she is

[crisp heath]

Isha isn't the Godess of Life, she's the goddess of Having a Really Shit Day

Nothing good has ever happened to Isha in either setting lmao

[dusk patrol]

Basically

[crisp heath]

I thought it was like a weird admiration thing going on with nurgle. Like he, in his own chaos way, desired her or something, because they were opposite sides of the same coin

[dusk patrol]

He likes abusive relationships

[celest dome]

At least in Fantasy she isn't captured by Nurgle

[dusk patrol]

His treatment of her is pretty consistent with his treatment of his followers

[crisp heath]

"At least" my brother in the Emperor she got captured by Khaine

[crisp heath]

Which he also supposedly loves

[dusk patrol]

Not in a way that anyone would like

[celest dome]

Then got freed though

[dusk patrol]

It’s abusive “love”

[celest dome]

And being captured by Kaine still must be better than being with Nurgle 💀

[crisp heath]

Lol very true, but hey, we don't choose how we are loved by others lol

[dusk patrol]

He makes them suffer and then takes away the pain in return for service and worship

[crisp heath]

And Isha never got a choice lolol

If the choice is between Nurgle and Khaine you have to decide if you'd rather have chlamydia or skin

Sounds like my dad, ngl

Lolol

[dusk patrol]

He does the same to Isha but she doesn’t get the release

[crisp heath]

I'm dead, but that's true lol

[dusk patrol]

But yeah we don’t know how it’s changed her

If it has

[crisp heath]

@dusk patrol well of course not. She keeps healing and denying nurgles gifts! Of course she hasn't gotten release yet

[green loom]

I remember an excerpt of some plague marines getting near a blank and then shooting themselves/falling apart

Forget what it's from

[crisp heath]

Honestly I think bringing more "partial" gods to the tabletop would be a great idea to move some minis

[celest dome]

Cadian gateiirc

[dusk patrol]

It’s a psyk out bomb

[summer mural]

wdymn partial?

[dusk patrol]

During the Plague Wars

[celest dome]

With the Black stone Pillars

[dusk patrol]

It wasn’t those I don’t think

[crisp heath]

Just was something I was curious about

Imagine an 'echo of Isha' or whatever that's like, this giant rotting waifu

[dusk patrol]

Maybe it happened there too but it was a psyk out bomb in the 500 worlds

[crisp heath]

It'd look dope

[green loom]

You ever experience a depressive haze?

[crisp heath]

Like Mortarion but she's an elf girl

[green loom]

That's more or less what nurglites are under 24/7

[crisp heath]

Exactly where my mind went

https://tenor.com/view/bride-of-frankenstein-shock-gif-6230974

Isha lolol^^

Nah bride of Frankenstein has too much skin

Skin privileges: revoked

🤣 🤣

Fair fair

[green loom]

Isha escapes
Backfires
We now have Eldar vampires

[crisp heath]

🤣

If you've ever seen Sankarea, imagine that scene where she falls off the cliff and gets basically unzipped, and then just stands up and proceeds to flirt

That's MY Isha

[dusk patrol]

@green loom @celest dome

[crisp heath]

Hahaha ha yes!!!!

[dusk patrol]

This is the excerpt

It’s from Plague Wars

[green loom]

Typo spotted

[dusk patrol]

Probably

It’s from a Reddit post but I recall the excerpt and it reads right

[green loom]

Not only were they were inimical

[summer mural]

can avatars of khaine talk?

[crisp heath]

I'd think so. They just probably have little needs for words. Like, they are capable of speech, certainly. But they also are the literal epitome of embodying rage. So like... the only noises they're vocalizing are probably roars and such

[arctic talon]

Probably

[celest dome]

They can be choked, so probably

[dusk patrol]

I don’t think we have examples but I wouldn’t be shocked if they can

Just not big talkers

[crisp heath]

It's not an avatar of Khaine, but we know for sure his demons can talk. Look at Samus.

So I'd think they are at least capable of it

[green loom]

What's Sammy got to do with this

[crisp heath]

Just an example of a khorne demon that can't shut up

So like, we know his demons can talk at least

[dusk patrol]

Avatar of Khaine

Not Khorne

[green loom]

What's that got to do with Khaine

And is Samus even a daemon of Khorne

[crisp heath]

Oh I'm stunted... excuse me

Yes he is a khorne demon

I got korne and khaine mixed up. My bad

[dusk patrol]

Idk how you could ever do that

They’re not similar at all

Ones called Khaine

And the other is Khorne

[green loom]

They're both red I guess

[celest dome]

Not the 1st one to do so

[dusk patrol]

Completely different

One is angry all the time and the other is angry all the time too

[celest dome]

No similarity (Do not look at their hats)

[crisp heath]

Bro fuck off I'm really getting tired of your bs. Literally everyone has done it at some point. They're literally written to be confused with one another

[dusk patrol]

I’m making a joke

[celest dome]

Yeah ? Why angry ?

[dusk patrol]

About how they’re super similar

[crisp heath]

It doesn't come across as joking

[green loom]

I don't think Samus is khornate anyway

[crisp heath]

He is though

[dusk patrol]

I believe he is

[celest dome]

Didn't Khaine even use to be Khorne in old Dark Elf lore

[dusk patrol]

But he’s a weird one

He doesn’t come across as Khornate

Ruinstorm daemons are weird though

[celest dome]

Lexi mark him as a Ruinstorm Daemon

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[celest dome]

But not as Khorne for some reason (As in no mention of Khorne in his page)

[dusk patrol]

I’d have to find the book but he is mentioned to be Khorne I believe in one of the Forgeworld books

[celest dome]

Apparently he has the Keyword for Khorne

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

Like I said he doesn’t read as Khornate but Ruinstorm stuff is weird

And of course Khorne can be

[summer mural]

I didnt know the eye of terror was once aeldari central

[dusk patrol]

Atypical

[dusk patrol]

Yeah that’s why it exists

[verbal path]

Chaos daemon.

[crisp heath]

@summer mural yep, It was made when Slanesh was born

[verbal path]

No one expects the Spanish.

[crisp heath]

Took out like, over 75% of Eldar space if I'm not mistaken

[celest dome]

Basically what Terra will end up as at some point

[crisp heath]

Lol thanks for catching that

[muted gulch]

any good lore podcasts on spotify?

[broken zealot]

this is so dumb it goes back to being cool

[dusk patrol]

I love em

[coarse pumice]

Over 99% i would guess

[spare osprey]

Dude there’s a space marine unit that used them alongside literal miniature jet engine jet packs and swords that explode (turning the user into a bloody pulp) if overcharged

Was just suicide tbh

[crisp heath]

It's not Spotify, and it's kinda casual, but Isyander & Koda on YouTube have a Playlist where they do long format, podcast style talks about 40k lore

Idk about Spotify though

[muted gulch]

yeah, data at work is unavailable at my job and they block wifi so was looking for a spotify so i can download it thanks though

[thick spear]

If I was to make a new Vet to match Jurgen from the Caiphus cain novels which personality do you all think would match best? The profesional or the Loose cannon?

[green loom]

None of them are quiet enough

Can't be loose cannon, too loyal

[dusk patrol]

Yeah none really fit

Jurgen is like

The bodyguard Ogryn

He’s very low key

[thick spear]

I knew none of them matched fairly well but I just wanted to figure which is like even remotely similar too

[dusk patrol]

Maybe the professional but idk

[green loom]

Still too loud, but your best bet

[thick spear]

And what are we thinking weapons wise? I know he mainly uses just a standard lasrifle or melta, can do the next best thing with a plasma gun or Kantrael lasrifle. Cannot recall what sort of melee weapons he ever uses.

[dusk patrol]

Uh plasma I guess or lasgun but yeah

Until they add the melta

[crisp heath]

ooo it's being featured in the book requiem infernal

i dont know if i wanna spoiler it though

i think about that scene from time to time. really abysmal

[torpid narwhal]

You know I think the reason people don't like ultra marines is because they are afraid to admit how AWESOME THEY ARE!!!!!!!!

[green loom]

It's due to a long history of mediocre space marine books and a shitty fandom meme that gets propagated by virtually every major content creator

[gray umbra]

ultramarines aren't bad but basically the above

also matt ward

bless our spiritual liege

if you like vanilla space marines with a roman aesthetic then ultramarines

i personally think the other chapters/legions are more interesting

[green loom]

The real trick is they're all uninteresting

[gray umbra]

true

[tulip brook]

no real flaw, barely any personality, no unique culture, saturation seeing blue boys everywhere every release, ultra-ultramarines-ultramar name convention is dumb but well w40k names are dumb so whatever

[dusk patrol]

They’re by far one of the most unique chapters and have a ton of character

[green loom]

In no small part due to overrepresentation

[dusk patrol]

I can get not liking how much they pop up

[green loom]

But their main chars as of now are solidish

[dusk patrol]

But they’re not at all lacking in character or uniqueness

[green loom]

Like the old calgars books were dog water iirc

[dusk patrol]

His comic is great tbh, their old books are hit or miss

[green loom]

But after his comic he's not uninteresting

[dusk patrol]

Ventris is all good imo

[green loom]

Knights of Macragge is decently epic

Cato has a bad rep but he's like, the archetypal hothead protag lol

[dusk patrol]

I get people not liking them don’t get me wrong I just don’t think people have a lot of fair criticisms beyond “they’re the face” a lot of times

It’s not all good but a lot of their characters have pretty interesting stuff

[green loom]

Recent stuff especially

[dusk patrol]

Tigurius, Cato, Calgar, Ventris in particular for me

Also uh Cassius is fun

Titus we’ll see

The new primaris dudes are fun too

[green loom]

Grimdank mfers will make fun of UM for being bland then go and stan Generic McShootyman as a good character

[dusk patrol]

Being real a lot of 40k characters are one note, and that’s ok

Most don’t get expanded on a ton

And there’s only so many ways you can do all these different guys

A ton are literally just “this is McKickass Badassicus” for this faction

Like I love Drazhar and Lelith but that’s their only thing really

Theyre the bestest swords guys for the Drukhari

Lelith has a couple other things more but mostly her whole deal is just chasing that best fight

[green loom]

I can already tell SM2 dialogue will compete with Raven's Cry

[dusk patrol]

I’m looking forward to it

Based off what we’ve seen

Especially the set pieces

It seems to have the scale down well

Which is something a lot of 40k games struggle with for understandable reasons

Like the tiny ass crowds in Rogue Trader.

[green loom]

https://youtu.be/BdUA7NxFkDg?si=hVx66YHb6XfJYZGz

[dusk patrol]

Which I get but

You know

Yeah I like what I see so far

Hopefully it maintains that

[green loom]

I'm like

Entirely indifferent lol

[dusk patrol]

A massive planet of billions at war should look like a massive planet of billions at war

[green loom]

I'm more excited for the whining tbh since I'm a spiteful asshole

[dusk patrol]

Probably gonna be Chaos fans

Maybe Nid fans when Titus kills a swarmlord or something

[green loom]

Space marine fans because the trim is 0.01 CM off

[dusk patrol]

Not sure how often the Swarmlord needs to be killed by decidedly not primarch level things before people on Reddit realize, maybe it’s not actually a primarch level threat in combat and its purpose is mostly to adjust strategy

[dusk patrol]

Unironically I doubt any of that is gonna be an issue

As soon as I noticed they made the guardsman’s eyes purple and the specific details on the armor, these mfers did their homework

[celest dome]

The only bad thing I saw for SM 2 is the Plasma Pistol.
That's not a 40k one

[green loom]

Nitpicking doe

[dusk patrol]

Minor details which are hard to catch like that for no other reason than for dumbasses like me

[green loom]

I also expect people comaplimgin g it isn't grimdark enough

There's always at least one

[dusk patrol]

Eh idc. If it’s a good game which gets the atmosphere mostly right I’m down.

People will always piss and moan

I’ll probably have some quibbles myself

I’m not expecting the best game ever

I just want it to be a good Space Marine sequel

And maybe to have a good MP

We’ll see, if it’s like Space Marine 2 but updated like I saw I’ll be happy

[tulip brook]

I'm alright with it being 20ish hours decent combat with SM toys. I just hope they tweak that one finisher he holding his hand out and a tyranid jumps on it to get choked

[dusk patrol]

Also it got delayed for a reason

I’m not accepting any opinions on its gameplay until people are playing the gold copy

[tulip brook]

it's most likely delayed because they haven't finished chaos side yet

[dusk patrol]

Probably a lot of bugs and what not, I expect Multiplayer is an issue too

Who knows, regardless I just hope it’s good.

[odd palm]

As long as co-op campaign is solid and another fun wave mode, all good.
Gunplay and melee was pre fun in the first one

[dusk patrol]

If nothing more than to prove that higher budget 40k games are worth investing in

[vale fjord]

So what feats do you need to have to be much resistant to chaos

Do you just be holy and have strong faith

[queen laurel]

blessed artifacts are also helpful

wards and holy trinkets

But in general resisting chaos is quite a hard feat

[verbal path]

The indomitable human spirit.

[vale fjord]

Oh so thats how to be resistant if not immune to chaos

Just have unbreakable will and faith

[verbal path]

I dunno about immune

[vale fjord]

Dunno what word to choose other than immune

[verbal path]

You're probably not outright immune but being really faithful and having blessed trinkets will definitely help

[vale fjord]

I guess that explains it

Been thinking on how the rejects manage to not fall into chaos

[verbal path]

Plot armor

[vale fjord]

Got my answer now grahha

[vale fjord]

The purple corruption meter bar:

[storm jungle]

🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪

[verbal path]

My allies kill my faith in the Imperium better than the enemy do at this point

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-10586129510772702813

[vale fjord]

Literally

Watching 3 pyskers run the opposite direction and getting downed because a bunch of crushers separated them (hi intensity shock troop malice)

[queen laurel]

Grey knights are probably the most resistant

They have a lot of holy stuff protecting them

[vale fjord]

They are literally killing daemons for emperor knows how long

[queen laurel]

and of course they are all psykers trained in anti corruption measures

[vale fjord]

One of them killed a daemon prince (iirc)

[queen laurel]

Yeah you need really two things only to be at least resistant to chaos, some blessed holy items to act as a ward against the corruption and of course good old faith

It won't make you immune but hey better than accidentally turning into chaos spawn first minute of exposure

[vale fjord]

Not unless the ruinous powers manage to fuck up and make you immune

[tulip brook]

not having a soul help a lot

be a ginger?

[vale fjord]

Tell that to the ogryns

I mean zealots

[tulip brook]

they use an equally effective method. learning everything that works against it while not learning anything about the real thing

[keen ridge]

What is a good way to get started with 40k lore? ( Idk anything)

[storm jungle]

Lore vids on youtube

then exploring yourself after picking a faction you like

[vale fjord]

I recommend the orks

Don't listen or join those dumb dumb imperium

Join the orks

Join the boyz

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/05YRMHWtv1Y?si=02h5rWUb6gkSBG4G this video should help

very easy to digest and fun

[tulip brook]

some easy to digest one like bricky's all factions video or weshammer timeline, from there some popular and general books like eisenhorn series or infinite and divine, then looking up whatever you want

[queen laurel]

Bricky is unfortunately not the best at explaining lore sometimes

[tulip brook]

yeah, probably one of the bad ones but his one specific video is great for hyping up the setting for beginners

[vale fjord]

Orky olry

Orky

[tulip brook]

and one advice a lot of people seems to forget: don't take it too seriously, it's supposed to be over the top and satirical. have fun

[vale fjord]

Exactly

Join the orks

[south swallow]

Is it true, that orc technology is basicly just them believing hard enough?

[vale fjord]

Well

They dont have to believe it hard

[queen laurel]

still has actual components in it it's just built like it's a house in detroit

[vale fjord]

The power of belief can be activated if there's enough orks there to believe it

[queen laurel]

the ork belief just acts as some kind of duct tape that holds it together and makes it work

[vale fjord]

If one ork believes a log is a cannon its not gonna work

But if there's a thousand of them then yea

[queen laurel]

No reality breaking stuff like that would require a lot more

Not even 1000 orks would make a log fire laser

[vale fjord]

But don't forget orks are not canonically dumb

They are smart they just act dumb

Well

There is some that are dumb

[tulip brook]

their power of belief is stronger with their numbers and they are smarter and less likely to believe reality breaking stuff

[vale fjord]

Youre right

1000 is not enough

40k orks should suffice

[tulip brook]

so yes and no, their tech doesn't work as intended in the hands of other races but they should be logical enough

[vale fjord]

Buuut

[south swallow]

Someone toild me a story about some space marine being cornered with no ammo left so he just went out, guns blazing and shoúting "RATATATATATA" and someone still killed the orcs, since they believed he had deadly ammo. Not sure if thats canon though ^^

[tulip brook]

like a broken gun not blowing up in their hands

[vale fjord]

Well

The ork weaponry will not work when other races uses it

Buut

If an ork sees someone using their own weapons its going to work considering ork technology requires orks to be around in order to work

If an orky tank strays away from a group of orks its going to stop working

[south swallow]

sstrength in numbers and whatnot x)

[queen laurel]

You don't require orks while it helps stabilize the tech you can just fill in the missing pieces to make it work

yarrick the biggest example of this

[vale fjord]

True true

But my point about the weapons still stands

[tulip brook]

so if it works, it works. if it looks like it should work and orks believe it works, it works around orks. if there are enough orks around, they get smart enough to make working stuff

[vale fjord]

all their technology are made from literal scrap

Think about how they manage to work it out from scrap

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/975103312477167627/1182076722804445264/96C63B95-2A62-4F17-9819-C090B9772059.gif?ex=658c9c3c&is=657a273c&hm=819dba6e32f38fe17d495a5f36ad32caa00d6adf8584ff24aa285154367ec69f&

Also ork colors

[storm jungle]

Ork abilities basically act as psychic duct-tape

they cant "believe" things into reality

[green loom]

They can help things along though

[queen laurel]

Yeah they need a medium on which the belief works through

[green loom]

Reality grease

[queen laurel]

For example if the orks believe that this bullet will hit the target weak point it has a higher chance of hitting the weak point

[tulip brook]

it's explained with waaagh how these guys with childlike brains manage to build working bomber planes. it's a miracle by itself but still in the realm of possibilities

reality bending stuff is more on the chaosy side or geriatric robots with advanced tech magic

[vale fjord]

Me and the Boyz escaping with a stolen imperium ship (it has no fuel)

[tulip brook]

oh no you just said it has no fuel

[vale fjord]

Shh shh

Pretend that's the guardsmen saying that

[tulip brook]

those puny gitz can't tell high octane space fuel from water anyway

[vale fjord]

Yep

You aintz need fuel so long you can dakka dem umie gitz

[summer mural]

wait a second

I just realized

the emperor made a werewolf and a vampire from his geneseed

[undone cliff]

That was more warp fuckery from being stolen by chaos

[summer mural]

[rocky gale]

He also made a bird boy

[vale fjord]

Why were you enthusiastic about that realization

Albeit turned down

[summer mural]

because its just so

comedic

[vale fjord]

Mmm

Well

Just remember

One of his sons is black

Not to say it in a skin color term he's literally jet black

[undone cliff]

I wish the primarchs remained mythical and dead for a lack of better terms. Now they all seem like teenagers with daddy issues and I gotta hear about who had the best space dad all the time lol

[vale fjord]

All of the Master of Mankind's sons are white and/or pale

And then there's vulkan

[summer mural]

his sons are generally quite funny, but theres an actual red guy, a greyish black guy, an asian , a vampire, a werewolf, another guy with wings

[vale fjord]

Sure but vulkan stands out the most for looking absolutely different from his brotyers

[green loom]

We should remedy this by killing them all

[summer mural]

guilliman lives upto his hype, plot armor aside

[storm jungle]

Primarch spam shall continue $$$$

[vale fjord]

As the famous goff rocker once said, gullimam ran away

[summer mural]

rest in peace forever Jaghatai 🙏

[rocky gale]

I just need my little bird boy

[summer mural]

sang?

[crisp heath]

What did necrons look like before they turned into robots

[green loom]

I'll feed his corpse to the Tyranids

[summer mural]

please, blood angels and salamanders probably my fav chapters, but sang is the primarch I never want back

[vale fjord]

Old men

[green loom]

Roughly imagine skin draped over their skeletal forms

[vale fjord]

All wrinkles

[summer mural]

their skull shapes were different geometrically

same as the necron skeleton

Afaik

[undone cliff]

I wish, try finding a game without a center piece space dad in it these days it's really lame. Magnus, Morty and the lion are all over. I don't wanna spend 4 turns shooting one big dude until he dies it's annoyin. Kinda why I hate custodes as well

[undone cliff]

Everyone playing space marines is just something I've come to accept now

[vale fjord]

WAAAGH

STUPID BEAKIE GITZ

WAAAAGH

[green loom]

You should join the cooler setting 😎

[vale fjord]

^ no, join the orkz instead. there's no such thing as bad or tragic endings we here to have a good time

[summer mural]

Im keeping that meme ty

[crisp heath]

Good thing that turned into a robot

[vale fjord]

They are slowly going extinct

[undone cliff]

Aos or fantasy because one has little lore being a few years old and the other is just dead. I will say aos has cool models and lack of marines aside from chaos warriors and stormcast but I feel like that isn't as big a deal lol

[vale fjord]

Guys

[green loom]

Fantasy is back

[crisp heath]

Makes sense

[vale fjord]

How does one dokboy heal an ork

[green loom]

But tbh both

[vale fjord]

Dokboy?

Painboy

[umbral nymph]

do you mean painboy.

[undone cliff]

Well old world is back yeah but tbh isn't isn't going to have a lot of factions from fantasy and it's setting is a bit different so only immortal characters will be around. I also miss out on my druchii so I'm sad

[umbral nymph]

Yeah orks have amazing regenration anyways being mushrooms.
But usually painboys are there to "Re attach" dismembered limbs that maybe an ork really likes or he cant afford a cyber arm from a MEK

[summer mural]

is that your new years party?

[queen laurel]

Painboy medicine is the classic old medicine, chop their legs and replace it with a new one or reattach it

[green loom]

There's people there so no

[summer mural]

oh dear.

[green loom]

Come play darkling covens + daughters of khaine

[vale fjord]

I love the ork faction

[umbral nymph]

i mean do you really want this guy anywhere near your wounds.

[undone cliff]

Lmao new years party I've not left my house for anything but work and school for like 5 years

[vale fjord]

Just found out orks avoid pain boys for

Their comfort

[vale fjord]

No but I'd absolutely volunteer to be a painboy

[rocky gale]

Daughters of Khaine are one of the AoS factions that I hope get an update next, they need it since they've only got like 5 units.

[undone cliff]

Dok are really cool I'll admit. I actually have a lumineth army. I'm a major elf simp. The slaanesh mortals look cool as well

[queen laurel]

yes, painboyz tend to experiment on their subjects a lot

[umbral nymph]

yeah usually when orks go on a trip to a painboy, they wake up their limbs kinda attached but barely and theylle be missing a "few" teeth as payment

[queen laurel]

and often results in fatalities

[green loom]

I'm ideally going to start Hedonites at some point, love the Painbringers and daemon models

[vale fjord]

A teethless ork (and literally also missing their teeth) is a broke ork

[queen laurel]

There was literally a pain boy taking quote " a little bit off the top " from his war boss from each surgery and he adds the parts he had taken from his war boss onto himself, when the war boss noticed it was already too late because now he was a lot bigger

[undone cliff]

I'm currently invested in my eldar but once that does down I'll move back to my lumineth and my high elves for tow

[green loom]

[undone cliff]

I was lucky and got a bunch of tow models for cheap

[queen laurel]

ork shed and grow teeth like sharks

[undone cliff]

I can post em in minis one sec

[green loom]

I kinda want to grab a Bretonnian kit

[queen laurel]

so they don't even have to worry about missing a few

[umbral nymph]

If you dont have teeth then you probably a dead ork by then

[vale fjord]

True

I wonder what orks buy

[summer mural]

more teef

[queen laurel]

foods and weapons and gear

[vale fjord]

I know some orks have a society of their own

[queen laurel]

those are like the three things they care about

[summer mural]

do orks get cannibalistic

[umbral nymph]

Orks produce teeth like spit if they want to, plus the bigger the ork, the bigger the teeth so the more rich he is

[queen laurel]

and also some fancy Gubbins

[vale fjord]

Yes

[celest dome]

@storm jungle Someone is trying to start a Witch Hunt on you on the Forum

[vale fjord]

They eat the lil runtz

[queen laurel]

Gretchen

[umbral nymph]

they eat gretchin as snacks

[queen laurel]

They don't really cannibalise other orks unless absolutely necessary

[vale fjord]

But they consider them as emergency food

[queen laurel]

Fuckin Christ

[vale fjord]

They dont naturally get hungry (or so I believe) since their only food source is fighting, fighting, and more fighting

[storm jungle]

Yeah I assumed so

[vale fjord]

Is there a reason?

[storm jungle]

I think its my forgeworld joke

[queen laurel]

so when do i get my prize on the bet we made?

[green loom]

[vale fjord]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/975103312477167627/1182076722804445264/96C63B95-2A62-4F17-9819-C090B9772059.gif?ex=658c9c3c&is=657a273c&hm=819dba6e32f38fe17d495a5f36ad32caa00d6adf8584ff24aa285154367ec69f&

[rocky gale]

Yea it's the CrazyAngel dude from earlier

[mild rapids]

Forgeworld joke?

[storm jungle]

Can I get a link to the page

[celest dome]

Certainly https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/darktide-discord-is-fun/90275

[storm jungle]

OH ITS THE FORUMS

I instantly assumed it was the subreddit

im stupid

[celest dome]

Ye, haven't reported it yet though

[green loom]

Wow that guy did not read any other message lol

[storm jungle]

WOW

lmao

[summer mural]

but his name is MeEmprah

bit of a paradox

[queen laurel]

fuckin people

I swear to God

[undone cliff]

I really wish corsairs were more relevant like elf space pirates are cool

[celest dome]

Why was the angel dude banned ? Or not allowed to tell ?

[storm jungle]

They finally got 3 page lore section in the latest eldar codex so

[coarse pumice]

They at least have a kill team and unit now

[queen laurel]

Literally pinged DIlara just to scream at her

[coarse pumice]

Though they were probably last most relevant in BFG

[queen laurel]

That she's wrong on what she said

[queen laurel]

On the joke

[queen laurel]

damn that's a world record ban speed run

[coarse pumice]

In BFG originally, the Eldar fleet was corsairs and got the most models, and Craftworlds came later and had fewer models

[green loom]

Damn bro thas crazy

Bet he had messages in memes lol

[coarse pumice]

So corsairs were the main Eldar BFG faction technically

[celest dome]

Can I post that in the thread ? Want to have fun ?

[umbral nymph]

Bruh i just looked at the post, you have thoroughly ruffled this mans feathers with that remark

[storm jungle]

IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A JOKE

LMAO

[green loom]

Dilara is the last person who'd judge you for spending large amounts of cash on stuff

[queen laurel]

bro there are a Mob of Idiots forming around that person

[umbral nymph]

I have my own misgivings about the premnium shop but damn going full balistic after a joke,

[green loom]

Just don't ask her how much art she has

[undone cliff]

I bought the valhallan skin for my vet because they are my fav regiment 😔 I got the ushanka aswell I'm the problem

[storm jungle]

I DONT EVEN LIKE THE SHOP TOO

[umbral nymph]

I just got the rouge trader because holy hell the quickdraw revolver slaps.

[queen laurel]

it's fun to unload bullets in front of you

[celest dome]

Just for clarification, he isn't banned, just timed out ?

[umbral nymph]

Its sad we only have 5 loadout slots,

[vale fjord]

I just buy whatever looks cool and drippy

[umbral nymph]

ive got a build for every regiment i like

[vale fjord]

If its not cool and drippy I aint buying it

[undone cliff]

I really shouldn't be buying cosmetics in any video game but I had some Christmas money so I did

[umbral nymph]

holding right click and suddenly getting 80% crit chance is

[vale fjord]

Can I have 15 bucks ;3

[undone cliff]

I'm skating the poverty line I couldn't

[vale fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/nerpa-baikal-seal-confused-looking-around-gif-26431849

Wrong gif

[umbral nymph]

I spent my christmas bonus getting a 3d printer, best investment i had in years

[vale fjord]

Still funny

[vale fjord]

You should defo 3d print your DT reject

Make em strike a pose

[undone cliff]

I spent most of my money on bills catch up and rent lol so I could save money for latter

[umbral nymph]

why print a reject, when i can become a reject

[vale fjord]

You cant be a reject if you aint got the prisoner garbs

[umbral nymph]

btw lore proportional Bolt weapons are HUGE AS HECK

[summer mural]

they are

[vale fjord]

Yea but which type are we talking aboot

[umbral nymph]

I printed a bolt pisotl in 5 parts used up half my filament

[vale fjord]

Human sized, space, or primaris

Come tp think of it

Aren't the made-for-humans bolt guns basically used by the adeptus sorroritas

[summer mural]

They should probably start handing out exitus rifles and pistols to the militarum

instead of keeping them vindicare exclusive

in fact, get rid of all the assassins except the eversor

[crisp heath]

lmao what'd you say that got bro so heated

[storm jungle]

I didnt even realise hes using the forums

[rocky gale]

He's doubling down, saying that you're backpedalling because you got called out

[umbral nymph]

my man is in his denial stage

https://tenor.com/view/only-war-reason-gaming-warhammer-gif-17304554

[queen laurel]

he truly is an imperial fan

[vale fjord]

I am a true believer of gork and mork the master of mankind

[umbral nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/garnoludek-tts-wh40k-gif-20988900

[storm jungle]

Bruh i cant deal with this shit

[green loom]

Can you ban him off the forums for running a witch hunt

[celest dome]

Bruh that MeEmperor dude is being even worse

[storm jungle]

Oh my god what is happening in there

[rocky gale]

It's just descended into pronouns at this point

[umbral nymph]

that last reply was so unhinged i made an account to reply to it

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-burn-wargame-fantasy-burning-gif-16670316

[storm jungle]

jesus i just peeked 💀

[queen laurel]

Holy fuck

[umbral nymph]

yep i just had to join the fray after that

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-flamer-heresy-purge-warhammer40k-lightning-claws-gif-16488791

[storm jungle]

I just saw your reply

that dahldog guy is fighting on the frontlines tho wow 💀

[umbral nymph]

felt like he needed back up, drop podded directly into that shit

[storm jungle]

My guy is going IN

[queen laurel]

say, wouldn't it be funny, if someone was to go to twitter right now and say a guy is attacking someone for just displaying their pronouns

[umbral nymph]

I mean I wouldt go that far

but the results would be predictable

[queen laurel]

i am just kidding

[storm jungle]

Im gonna be honest

[queen laurel]

I'm not that much of a bastard

[umbral nymph]

i know i gotchu

[storm jungle]

I'm pretty queer but half the reason I include my pronouns is I know it also gets bigots mad when they see it.

[queen laurel]

that gender reveal debuff is pretty meta

Damage over time that gets inflicted just by looking at it

[umbral nymph]

While all this was happening, just got done slicing these "Legally Distinct" gas mask soldiers

[thorn zenith]

I cannot take pronouns display seriously because whenever i see he/him, The Lion Sleeps Tonight starts playing in my head

[storm jungle]

[umbral nymph]

BRO I literally have the same problem

either that or i just read it in michales jackson's voice

HEE HEE

[thorn zenith]

NAWIN NAWEH NAWIN NAWEH

[umbral nymph]

AHHHIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

[queen laurel]

that was extremely funny

[umbral nymph]

bro is pulling out recipts

[queen laurel]

i am about to be rich

[spring cairn]

will you print the holo too

[umbral nymph]

now THIS is backpedalling so hard, the clutch broke

[green loom]

Omw to add "she/her" to my name just to annoy more people

[umbral nymph]

yes sir, its on a diffirent file

[green loom]

Ok not actually

Still doing this though

[spring cairn]

it's better without

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/802621720262606888.gif?v=1

[umbral nymph]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlByoPdG6c

WIMOWEH WIMOWEH

[green loom]

Bulgur you feel like starting a trend?

[umbral nymph]

actually good point

hmmmmm

[spring cairn]

darktide's lasgun model has proper ironsights which is a feat

[queen laurel]

i'll pass, when i get violent it gets out of control

[thorn zenith]

What the hell are yall talking about anyway

[green loom]

Join me

[thorn zenith]

I live in the future of 2024 and cannot comprehend your primitive ways

[green loom]

I wonder what general is yapping about

[spring cairn]

someone complaining that rebel moon is blatant plagiarism of 40k

idk what rebel moon is

[green loom]

It's a legally distinct Snyder star wars

[rocky gale]

Saying Rebel moon is 40k plagiarism is insulting to the 20 other stories that Rebel Moon actually plagiarises

[green loom]

That just takes a lot of scifi/fantasy/fascist tropes

Like 40k

So coincidentally gives off similar vibes to 40k

[spring cairn]

so it's doing nothing wrong, ok

[green loom]

Yeah

[spring cairn]

(might be a dogshit movie tho haven't seen it)

[green loom]

Beyond just being, pretty plain I guess

[rocky gale]

Legally it's not doing anything wrong, but it's a very bad movie

Not because it isn't original, it's just not good

[green loom]

I've seen a lot of wojak tier reactions to them saying "imperium" and "mechanicam Militarum" like these aren't mostly shitty latin terms, and the latter very blatantly wanting to be "Droid army"

[rocky gale]

It does that thing where they introduce 9 main characters and then half of them have like two lines in the entire movie