40k-lore-chat

[summer mural]

its not by itself tbh, but its always compared to the other human empire

the one with gunpowder

[spring cairn]

it used to be way more fairytale ish

[queen laurel]

It's not even their worship that that's the worst it's their way of treating people

[summer mural]

plus bretonnia doesnt exactly have a lot of variety

you have grail knights

and more grail knights

[spring cairn]

You have knights and uh

[queen laurel]

yeah their entire point is cavalry and that's it

[spring cairn]

more knights

[green loom]

It has about as much variety as space marines

[queen laurel]

OK now what

[spring cairn]

and sometimes they ride flying stuff

[queen laurel]

OK you have good cavalry now what

[tulip brook]

have I mentioned helmets?

[quartz dew]

Hasn't stopped anyone from liking the Imperium

[arctic talon]

I like bretonia ngl

[queen laurel]

It's literally more empty then my brain

[queen laurel]

Imperium fans are stupid they don't count

[arctic talon]

Mostly because of their navy lore

Also I like how they look

[verbal path]

Bretonnia Navy is hilarious

[green loom]

I like the different dukedoms

[summer mural]

bretonnia also gets a lot of hate because people also prefer the empire next door, for whatever reason

[verbal path]

They loophole that shit and have one of the strongest navies

[spring cairn]

No, heraldry on your armor will always go hard you can give them that

[quartz dew]

I like knights and men at arms so ig we're just gonna be in the minority here lol

[green loom]

People just take the "Ew french" thing way too far and end up being very annoying

And very original

As Warhammer fans tend to do

[quartz dew]

As an actual French person I feel that in my soul

[queen laurel]

to Be fair the empire is ruled by this guy

[summer mural]

oh yeah, also the green knight is kinda just a lot of missed potential

[storm jungle]

It veers into harrassment really quickly

hate people that are actually awful

like the Dutch

[verbal path]

I like them because every battle I do makes me think of the Rohan charge scene.

[storm jungle]

[green loom]

Yeah like liking ultramarines

[spring cairn]

Hate their language not the people

[queen laurel]

the british and french being born and getting the racism debuff immediately

[green loom]

When I painted my first 3 guys a few months ago literally everywhere I posted them I almost always got "ew ultramarines!"

[quartz dew]

Liking anything in Warhammer is a death sentence, you must hate everyone

[spring cairn]

it deserves it

[green loom]

Hate the Parisians

[verbal path]

Papa smurf Matt ward codex astartes spiritual liege

[summer mural]

I do that with juggernauts

[verbal path]

What other things are still repeated about them

[arctic talon]

💀

[crisp heath]

wood elves = good elves

[spring cairn]

I am french german, and I do hate the "Parisiens"

[summer mural]

oh what happened to the lizards in aos, last I checked they were all fleeing into space and mazdamundi was doing a kroak imitation

[green loom]

Mary sue mary sue I Cato Sicarius xd xd xd xd

[crisp heath]

parisiens get fukt

[quartz dew]

I've found that if you say you like any faction you'll get swarmed by everyone else, but if you never praise anyone you're good

[spring cairn]

But I was reffering to dutch language

[tulip brook]

um is like for the people who buy the models and never customize anything

[green loom]

They're floating around in space fighting Silver Towers

[verbal path]

Text to Speech has irreversibly destroyed Cato's rep

[spring cairn]

it destroyed a lot of thing

[green loom]

He's even a pretty good char lol

[quartz dew]

Text to Speech has irreversibly damaged a lot of shit

[crisp heath]

I probably shouldn't meme on it though since I come from an area that is actually racist against the french, oops

[quartz dew]

Beat me to it

[spring cairn]

But it's not inherently it's fault

[green loom]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-tie-him-up-gif-11927923657429006938

[verbal path]

Mhm

[arctic talon]

They landed eventually, and also kroak came back

[spring cairn]

it's just people will repeat the stuff they think is funny over and over

[quartz dew]

No yeah it's the community more often than not

[spring cairn]

can't come up with anything better

[summer mural]

you mean as more than a corpse nuke hybrid?

[quartz dew]

LE FUNNY KRIEG SHOVEL CHARGE-

[celest dome]

Kroak is the only Chad Skeleton

[tulip brook]

tts ruined kaldor draigo harder

[arctic talon]

He’s still a corpse nuke hybrid, he’s just slightly less skeletal now

But he horrified chaos forces

[celest dome]

Belgium 🤝

[arctic talon]

When he came back

[verbal path]

Kroak carrying my early campaign super hard

[quartz dew]

It's okay we make jokes about Belgians all the time

[arctic talon]

Also the lizardmen give skaven genetic ptsd flashbacks to Lustria

[celest dome]

AoS Still winning all the time

[quartz dew]

though I've always been under the impression that it was light hearted

[summer mural]

kroak is scary, I never thought a giant cartoony magical toad corpse would be scary, but knowing lord kroak wants to nuke you cant be a nice feeling

[queen laurel]

That's kroak?

Damn

[celest dome]

Yes

His AoS Mini

[spring cairn]

Belgians aren't just racist about the french if you see what i mean

[celest dome]

This was the old one

[summer mural]

so, hes in space?

[quartz dew]

Belgians when I kiss them

[celest dome]

You mean the Dutch ?

[verbal path]

Immune to Chaos, shovel charges and they execute commissars for cowardice

Wait I replied to the wrong post

[tulip brook]

aos models are always way better than 40k

[summer mural]

same

[arctic talon]

No

The lizardmen landed

On solid ground again

[quartz dew]

You wanted to reply to me I think

[summer mural]

I see

[arctic talon]

They’re busy slaughtering chaos

[verbal path]

U

Ya

[arctic talon]

And also terraforming land

[summer mural]

bout time

[arctic talon]

Into stuff like Lustria

So they can give skaven more ptsd

[storm jungle]

AoS models brutalizing 40k releases for like years now 💀

[celest dome]

Still want a Bretonnia faction in AoS

[queen laurel]

Yeah they are separate into two things the classic old world lizard man and the amazing star born

[quartz dew]

Also whenever someone portrays them they have the most stereotypical german accent I've ever seen

[spring cairn]

you get old world and that's it

[summer mural]

what happened to the skaven

[celest dome]

And yet they never will win model of the year

[spring cairn]

bret aesthetics irremediably merged with free cities of sigmar or whatver

[summer mural]

did they all turn into verminlord wannabes

[storm jungle]

Its like the Oscars or any other major award ceremony, you expect people to have taste?

[celest dome]

I mostly want to see how they would develop in AoS, as they would be from Haven or something

[queen laurel]

I prefer the starborn over the old world ones, while the old world loo pretty cool the starborn look amazing

[arctic talon]

No

The skaven survived the endtimes and are up to their usual skaven shenaigans

[queen laurel]

Imagine being so hated of chaos you hijack the summoning ritual and get summoned instead and slaughter the summoners

[arctic talon]

Aka betraying everyone

Hating everyone

Killing stuff

[verbal path]

That's the life.

[arctic talon]

Also they ruined nagash’s plan again

[quartz dew]

Didn't the End Times make them like actually full on killed

[summer mural]

skaven and greenskins seemed like they mostly didnt notice the end times were the end and were just having a grand ball throughout the whole thing

[arctic talon]

And drowned half of skaven blight lol

[verbal path]

[celest dome]

Skaven have the least changes, since they haven't got their revamp yet

[arctic talon]

The skaven drowning half of skaven blight

[celest dome]

Yesn't

[arctic talon]

And having a ton of zombies show up

[spring cairn]

minor losses

[arctic talon]

While simultaneously ruining nagash’s ritual

[dire apex]

they got sent to elf heaven

[arctic talon]

Is hilarious

[arctic talon]

The ones that made it yeah

But we don’t know what happened after

[verbal path]

Rat moment

[queen laurel]

And now they have greater daemons

[spring cairn]

I don't like the skavens, but you have to admit, they make a very good punching bag

[quartz dew]

Heard that the portal to elf heaven got hijacked or smth

[summer mural]

oh damn

[arctic talon]

Unknown

[celest dome]

Lorewise those existed in Fantasy too

[queen laurel]

Verminlords are cool

[summer mural]

is the horned rat still around

[queen laurel]

Yep

[celest dome]

Implied, but not confimred

[spring cairn]

only in end times, and that never happened

[queen laurel]

But they never had much of an appearance besides text right

The vermin lords in fantasy

[spring cairn]

i can't recall if they had a model at the very end

[celest dome]

Their 1st actiual art and mini were in the ET

[spring cairn]

but i don't think so

[arctic talon]

They had a mini during endtimes yeah

[summer mural]

is skreech uber jacked now

[queen laurel]

Skreech?

[summer mural]

skreech verminking

uh

lord of all verminlords

[celest dome]

They had a couple tbf

Even before the ET too

[spring cairn]

no verminlord minis before et no way

[summer mural]

this guy, dunno if thats a canon pic

[queen laurel]

You mean the guy who is basically the skarbrand of Verminlords?

[spring cairn]

what is that

[celest dome]

4th Edition

[spring cairn]

holy shit

probably a collective hallucination

[celest dome]

Forge Wordl also has one but I don't know when it came out

[queen laurel]

How strong is a single vermin lord in combat anyway lore wise

[summer mural]

iirc, he was the head of the shadow council of 13, which is basically another council of 13 but in the warp and made up entirely of verminlords

[spring cairn]

weak

i'd win tbh

[celest dome]

Weaker than a Keeper of Secret

Of the Greater Daemon it's the weakest

Except maybe the Malal ones

[queen laurel]

In a setting where the god of that daemon is locked up but somehow it's still weaker than that yeah

Oof

Rats will stay like rats i suppose

[spring cairn]

they need to

being weak is their dna as a faction

how are you supposed to squash them otherwise

[summer mural]

skaven have decent dakka

dakka is good

skaven = good

[spring cairn]

good fodder

[celest dome]

End Time basically just making the Skaven stop backstabbing each other for 5 minutes and giving them skeleton keys to every plot hook still sucked

[summer mural]

I mean, their open battle strategy revolves around sending fodder in and using good dakka

[spring cairn]

end times sucked das about it

[summer mural]

imo, end times sucked

end times being bad is the only reason I dont touch aos, im too traumatized

[spring cairn]

aos is good i'd say, but it won't scratch the fantasy itch

not for me at least

[quartz dew]

I feel that

[celest dome]

AoS is great and deserve good games, critically

[summer mural]

I would be completely into aos, but I dont wanna go anywhere near those characters post end times

especially the elves

[spring cairn]

Fritz Von Schmuk with his steel spear and huge balls holding back chaos warriors fueled me

[storm jungle]

AoS has that too tho

[celest dome]

The Cities of Sigmar still feel that way

[summer mural]

oh yeah, is vlad around in aos

[spring cairn]

yeah but they have the simgar golden men now it's not the same

[celest dome]

Not atm i think

[storm jungle]

Stormcasts dont take to the front in every fight either

its only for major incursions or massive campaigns

[green loom]

And they typically all get themselves killed

[storm jungle]

^

[spare osprey]

Send the lizards instead

[spring cairn]

they'll just come back or something

[summer mural]

dont send nakai though

[celest dome]

I would love to see Grimgor appear in AoS but as a Rogue Idol

[green loom]

Because turns out, turning a bunch of near-suicidal hate-fueled warriors into god warriors that explode, promotes sacrifical tactics like mad

[summer mural]

I just assumed grimgor would become new mork or gork

but I dunno

[quartz dew]

Norldlanders being peasants but raiding Norsca back as punishment after getting raided:

[celest dome]

Gork and Mork fused back again

[storm jungle]

also had a arm-wrestle match with Sigmar 💀

[arctic talon]

and then they unfused again

[green loom]

I want to see uhhh

[arctic talon]

[green loom]

Who's the lich orc

[queen laurel]

Grimgor is dead

[green loom]

I forget his name

[summer mural]

wot

[queen laurel]

Azhag?

[spring cairn]

the guy with the crown in fantasy

[green loom]

Yes

[spring cairn]

yeah azhag

[green loom]

I want to see him as a Mortarch

[summer mural]

they killed grimgor but kept sigvald?

[green loom]

Archaon chopped Grimmy's head off

[queen laurel]

End times my guy

[celest dome]

Sigvald got pissed on by a troll

[arctic talon]

Chaos can cheat

[summer mural]

didnt sigvald get killed and then pissed on , but yes, chaos do be cheatin

[spring cairn]

and sigvald got turned into red paste seasoned with piss

[celest dome]

Yes by the Troll King

[spring cairn]

truly one of the shining moment of the end times

unironically

[celest dome]

True

[queen laurel]

I'm pretty sure Grim was winning until Archaon got a power boost

[spring cairn]

isn't that all of end times

some people fighting until one of them gets a power boost and wins

[summer mural]

grimgor had a notorious moment in his duel, which ive forgotten, he headbutted archaon and knocked him on his ass or something like that

[celest dome]

The sad thing is that I quite like the Everchosen, but the Skaven really made it a "dirty" victory if anything

[celest dome]

Storm of Chaos iirc

Retconned or something

[summer mural]

was it in storm of chaos? I think you might be right

cant remember

[queen laurel]

There was Reconned lore where he sneaked on Archaon and kicked his nuts and then proceeded to head butt him

[spring cairn]

p sure he kicked him in the balls in SoC

[queen laurel]

Yeah i am pretty sure that was the storm of chaos campaign

[summer mural]

it was in fact in soc, which did get retconned

checked

[celest dome]

Brunner being the chad he is and just shooting Archeon off his mount will still stay one of my preferred ET lore

[summer mural]

louen had my favourite death tbh

died fighting like an absolute gigachad without getting a massive power boost

In altdorf too

[celest dome]

Was it against Kugath and Festus ?

[summer mural]

against one of them

dont remember

no

it was the twins

I forgot their name

not rinda and her brother

[queen laurel]

Were they elves?

[celest dome]

The fused one ?

[summer mural]

nah, I was thinking of the Glottkin

but he died fighting festus

[celest dome]

Triplets

[summer mural]

no he died fighting kugath

sorry

but twas kugath

[celest dome]

Wasn't it both ?

[summer mural]

he beat kugath

by bleeding into him with his golden blood basically

then he fought festus and got heavily wounded, vlad killed festus before their fight ended, and louen died of all his wounds immediately afterward

[quartz dew]

Least virtuous knight

Mentioning vlad actually reminds me, did Harry the Hammer make it into AoS?

[celest dome]

Don't think so, Vlad killed him iirc

Will check

Can't see him in the Chaos list, so probably not

[quartz dew]

Yeah I knew Vlad killed him but wondered if they'd bring him back

[celest dome]

Atm they haven't, I remember some people saying he was a Stormcast but as far as i see it didn't happend

[quartz dew]

Wait how could he be stormcast if he was chaos

[summer mural]

and twas karl franz that was killed by the glottkin

before sigmar possessed him

[rose thorn]

Hey is the rose in darkness good?

[brisk vine]

I miss my Bretonnians...

To add onto things that End Times and AoS's transition missed

[near wasp]

Ayo my terminator squad arrived

We adding to the pile with this one lads

[rose thorn]

Yo the first born is fucking cool

The guard regiment

[green loom]

The Vostroyans?

[rose thorn]

Yea

I can never spell that

[tired summit]

Are ogryns ballin?

[rose thorn]

They are ballin

If I were to make a guard regiment it will either be

Vostroyans
Ship guards (like seen in rogue trader)
Or brood brothers

[green loom]

They're called Voidsmen

I think you can actually run squads of them in Agents

[rose thorn]

I know, for some reason in the game they are called navy enforcers or something like that

[green loom]

I'm assuming because some of them are just enforcers

While the actual fighters are Voidsmen?

Or it might be a Navy thing

[rose thorn]

Probably a navy thing

Maybe they are just like, on ship police

[green loom]

That's probable

[shrewd depot]

Wtf even IS the Daemon Host in this game? Because it seems to have zero connections to established possessions.

Like as far as I'm aware, any psykers who are possessed get their souls eaten. None of this, 'begging for the emperor' stuff when the man's already grown horns

Like unless it's just the Daemon being a grade A troll, I truly don't see why they sit around being completely harmless until you provoke them.

[green loom]

It's the latter

[shrewd depot]

Weird

You reckon the rest of the Nurgle forces feel blue balled? Like they have an actual fucking Daemon on the squad but it just sits around crying?

[celest dome]

Daemonhost aren't simple possession, and don't even need to be with Psykers

The deamon is locked in the person

[shrewd depot]

Ok but what IS it then

A Daemon couldn't possess a none Psyker without some major BS before hand. And a Daemon trying to exist in the same skin as the Pysker would just result in one of the two banishing the other

[green loom]

They possess non psykers all the time lol

[mild rapids]

A Daemon is usually bound into someone with a ritual

[celest dome]

Possessions are a common Peril of the Warp, Daemonhost are ritualised Possession

[shrewd depot]

Yeh. With major BS attached

[green loom]

In 40k, everything is BS

[shrewd depot]

None-psykers cannot just trigger perils

[celest dome]

Not really, it's old lore, based on some Mythos inspired by other things

[celest dome]

You don't need to trigger perils to be under thread of possession

[green loom]

Possessions happen, hosts are made

[shrewd depot]

So circling back to my issue: why the fuck do they sit around being totally useless? If the Daemon was ritually called to this body, then firstly that mortal's soul is gone, then secondly shouldn't the Daemon be in total control of the body?

[mild rapids]

Then there's possessed space marines which are different from Daemonhosts

[shrewd depot]

So why is this Daemon, who was called to this host and then given total control of said host, doing fuck all.

It's a Daemon. They're a pretty big deal for all parties involved.

[celest dome]

The human soul isn't gone, it's trying to survive

[shrewd depot]

A none-psyker, none-blank resisting a Daemon possession

[celest dome]

Yes

[green loom]

It's a thing you can straight up train actually

[shrewd depot]

After being purposely made into a host by cultists

[green loom]

Gameplay

[shrewd depot]

Yeh but this is lore discussion

Give me a lore reason

[green loom]

Yeah and the reason is gameplay

It's cool so it's done

40k lore won't reasonably explain why the ogryn is suddenly growing horns
Or why were able to wipe our way through a few thousand enemies per run

[shrewd depot]

I mean, Ogyrns tend to grow horns when there's the taint of Chaos, like any mutation in 40k

As for murdering several thousand Poxwalkers? There's probably multiple. A warp entity could be granting us strength, Big E himself could be, or one of the other chaos Gods are fucking with Nurgle

[burnt maple]

Exorcists chapter casually throwing their candidates into a room with daemon to fight it.

[verbal locust]

Hi all, is Warhammer Quest Cursed City & Blackstone Fortress any good? Easy to learn? I want to pick one of these up to share with my family

[green loom]

Blackstone fortress is great iirc @storm jungle

[burnt maple]

It's a board game?

[verbal locust]

Yeah they’re PvE games, i’ve never heard of then until recently

https://www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/warhammer-quest-cursed-city-range-2022

https://www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/Warhammer-Quest-Blackstone-Fortress-2018-eng

They look great

[celest dome]

Cursed City was fun

[arctic talon]

Blackstone fortress is a little repetative and Ur-025 is kind of overpowered, but its fun

[sharp grove]

I'm writing a Darktide variant of the navy seals copypasta for a mod. The original has "gorilla warfare" instead of "guerilla warfare". Is there something that sounds like "gorilla" in 40K lore?

[green loom]

Underhive warfare?

Ratling warfare

[verbal locust]

Kor Phaeron

Flotilla

Angron

[green loom]

WAIT

[green loom]

Guilliman warfare

[verbal locust]

[crisp heath]

Has the imperium and tau ever worked together to fight a larger threat and not immediately just kill each other after?

[green loom]

Multiple times

Mostly against Tyranids

[verbal locust]

There’s a running meme that the Emperor is a Tau

Check general chat for that phrase

[green loom]

I'd sooner sit on the Elephant's foot in Chernobyl than touch the radioactive waste that is General

[arctic talon]

They usually end up killing each other but rarely yeah.

[sharp grove]

@green loom @verbal locust cheers those are great lol

[coarse pumice]

Just use gorilla, there should be plenty of other places to put 40K ones

I’m fond of the Armored Core Last Raven Zinaida variation of that one myself

[velvet imp]

Looks like I won't start my 2nd playthrough for Rogue Trader until next year near december for my next Iconoclast playthrough

since they revealed 2 upcoming DLC being 1st focus on exploring our Void Ship and we get a new Death Cult Companion (most likely Heretical companion). We actually got a few teasers for this in the game involving the NPCs in the Voidship talking about strange rumors and events going around the other parts of the Void ship.

but the 2nd DLC for Rogue trader will focus on a new planet and we will get a Adeptus Arbites companion there. Not to mention it sounds like we may get more chaos related fights during that DLC expansion

both DLC will affect the ending of the game

also 2nd DLC appears to be when they will introduce new Archtypes to the game

[shell mason]

When was the imperium at its strongest

[storm jungle]

30k

The moment the Heresy started it fell off

[shell mason]

Ah

Wait dont the imperium get their main infantry from krieg?

[velvet imp]

it will always be 30K era and a lot of the reason why 40K era does not advance their technology is due to how people in 40K era see 30K era as the peak of their society so it is Heresy to attempt to improve on technology from the 30K era

even though the Emperor wanted the Imperium to be a society that continue to advance over time

[shell mason]

But somewhere along the that got muddled

[velvet imp]

though that concept was lost among many things after Horus Heresy when religious finatics started to slowly take over the Imperium

[shell mason]

Cough Cough when the emperor got put on life support

[velvet imp]

ya it is the religious finatics responsible for that

they started to take over when the Emperor went into life support

despite the Emperor's past attempts to minimize their influence back during 30K era

[shell mason]

Forgive me but what is the imperial creed?

is it these religious fanatics?

[storm jungle]

the Imperial Creed is the main religion of the Imperium

[velvet imp]

a lot of it is from the book that Lorgar made

[storm jungle]

basically the Emperor is a God, Humanity must reign supreme etc

with a lot of other fascist stuff thats been added over the years by other priests

[velvet imp]

despite the Emperor tried to burn all of those books because he did not want a Religion and people to worship him as their God

[storm jungle]

the Imperium gets their main infantry from every planet that is under imperial rule, Krieg is one planet among millions that support it with troops.

[velvet imp]

the irony of it when Lorgar wanted to create a religion worshipping the Emperor and only after he became a servant of Chaos when that plan succeeded

[storm jungle]

Even without Lorgar people would have made a religion out of Big E.

he just speedrunned the process

[velvet imp]

they already did at that point but Big E minimized its influence

[storm jungle]

by the Siege of Terra worshipping the Emperor was at full-swing

[velvet imp]

so the minority did their religious stuff in secret and in small numbers

[storm jungle]

Malcador allowed it as well as an "experiment"

[shell mason]

Ah so thats why the it threatens the Big Es imperium

[storm jungle]

it doesnt really threaten it

whats done is done

the Imperium is more or less ruined

[velvet imp]

I still find it funny how in the True Iconoclast ending for Rogue Trader, the Rogue trader|| successfully turn the Expanse into what the Emperor wanted for Terra||

[storm jungle]

Its a pretty great ending in general.

[velvet imp]

||and put a big middle finger to the Imperium||

[velvet imp]

yep and it is still a pro-Imperium society just no longer Grimdark.

[storm jungle]

Yeah the text goes out to say that too

"Its not perfect but its honest work."

https://tenor.com/view/honest-word-its-honest-work-it-aint-much-it-aint-much-but-its-honest-work-gif-13763573

[outer wave]

That's actually so based

[storm jungle]

You literally just get it from acting like a decent human being

its great

[radiant lance]

Being a decent human being? In my 40k setting?

Say it isn't so

[velvet imp]

decent and actually self aware how stupid it is giving into chaos

you make so many people realize how dumb they are for accepting Chaos it is just so funny when they go "Maybe I am a idiot after all and I am just being used by them."

[rose thorn]

holy shit brood brother krieg would literally be the perfect regiment to infiltrate

[velvet imp]

it such a great experience how dumbfounded they get when your character is Iconoclast while also making them go "maybe you're right and I am being stupid."

[storm jungle]

Yeah its also Admiral Spire-tier "niceness"

you are still doing bad stuff most of the time, its just for a better reason

[spare osprey]

There’s a short story of a genestealer attempting to

Was pretty good

Some kriegers use the other kriegers who kill the genestealer as target practice

[crisp heath]

So are our player characters high up on “named character insanity” list or does someone else have us beat?

Darktide characters

[wanton quest]

I mean, they seem relatively sane, even for psykers from what little I know

[shell mason]

mhm

[wanton quest]

Do we know what Ordo Grendyl belongs to?

[storm jungle]

Hereticus

its constantly mentioned.

[velvet imp]

the personalites are quite normal in this grimdark future of 40K

[crisp heath]

Nah I mean feats

[velvet imp]

oh if you mean skill than ya

darktide rejects are far above the rest

don't forget the scout reporting to wolfer literally had to lie that they were losing to 40 soldiers or a large number of elite squads just to hide that they were losing to 4 rejects

[storm jungle]

Also its less lying more just they legit assume you are at Platoon strenght.

Which is like 40-50 men.

that gives a good image of how many soldiers you probably killed

[green loom]

Also a lot of them are

On drugs

And most of the ones that got to see you up and died

So the ones reporting are mostly just assuming because they're following behind you and finding the entire place torn to pieces with their buddies dead on the ground

[late osprey]

It seems like autoguns are used everywhere in the Imperium except for official military units, who seem to exclusively use lasguns (with some exceptions). Is there any lore reason for this? Are lasguns heavily regulated or something?

[storm jungle]

Imperial Guard uses autoguns too

lasguns are just more marketable for miniatures

[late osprey]

I did acknowledge there's exceptions, but it seems like nearly every single Imperial Guard regiment you can name uses lasguns as their primary arm. Contrast that to nearly any other Imperial (and Outlaw) organization that seems to prefer auto-weaponry

[stray bluff]

My Zealot solos a Primarch, mate. 7 wounds Martyrdom @crisp heath

[storm jungle]

Yeah again, its just because its their posterboy gun.

Same with how in any Marine artwork you'll always see them use bolters.

[arctic talon]

Autoguns also like

Are way less efficient logistics wise

[late osprey]

How do you think that might explain why civilian and paramilitary groups use them almost exclusively over lasguns?

[storm jungle]

Because they just find em

[arctic talon]

Less expensive

Way more common

[storm jungle]

its like IRL with people just finding random gun marks

just a matter of circumstance and supplier

40k also has like

so many gun and weapon types

[arctic talon]

Like the average autogun + some magazines and rounds is probably way cheaper then a lasgun + power pack

[late osprey]

So you would say that an autogun is easier to acquire privately, and in most of those non-military appearances it's a very militia-like atmosphere to them it seems, for both Chaos Cultists and Frateris Militant and everything in-between

[storm jungle]

Its just a huge case of "it depends"

non-military forces in the Imperium can get their hands on mostly anything from circumstances

[late osprey]

Well, yes, we can see Necromunda gangers getting their hands on just about anything, but I'm more talking about trends and tendencies.

[arctic talon]

Based on the usual depiction of autoguns by GW yes

[crisp heath]

The mobian 6th for example use both autoguns and lazguns

[late osprey]

That mixed weapon arrangement seems pretty common for most traitor organizations, which would make sense considering what was previously discussed. Without a means to replenish lost lasguns or equip new recruits with lasguns, they'd turn to autoguns as something more immediately available.

[crisp heath]

Well they are on a hive world full of factories

[late osprey]

I feel like the specific matters of each gun's limitation would only come into play for really skilled soldiers. That'd also explain why the occasional Imperial Guard Badass uses an autogun when they'd have no trouble getting a lasgun.

[green loom]

You need special crystals/schematics/factories to mass produce Lasguns, autoguns meanwhile can be hammered together very easily in some guy's closet

So on the whole materially it's pretty cheap, logistically it's just way worse than lasguns

[velvet imp]

ya easy to get since stub weapons are common among civilian life people

of course with so many now pox walkers

they won't be needing their stub weapons

[sour thistle]

it kind of bothers me that one of the ogrins say crumping

and says things an orc would say

I think its hte brawler?

[queen laurel]

Bully

That's bully

Brawler says sah

Alot

[sour thistle]

yeah its such a heretical thing for themt to say

also how would they ever learn it

they can barley learn to button their own clothing

[queen laurel]

Trust me don't dwell on it, ork language is made of stuff they learned from other species they like

Cobbled together mostly from gothic and other stuff

[sour thistle]

I can except the zelot sayiing "blood for the emporer, skulls for the golden throne" because that just feels more like an easter egg or joke.

[queen laurel]

That used to be an old war cry for the world eaters

[sour thistle]

really

[queen laurel]

Yeah

[sour thistle]

did choas just take it after that?

acutally the golden throne didnt even exist when they were loyalists

so that would be them mocking the emporer

unless there was just always a throne

even if it wasn't space age tech yet

[queen laurel]

Darktide is not the most lore accurate, you can survive being eaten by a beast of nurgle, even though that thing melts you on a touch

[sour thistle]

40k lore is to deep a well sometimes

[sour thistle]

the fact that no one gets sick is beyond plot armor

[queen laurel]

It's not really as deep trust me on that one

I might not be the best when it comes to it around here but even i can tell that

[sour thistle]

I think the ussumpiton is that most of the strike teams die

and only a hand full actually make it back

usally the "main: characters

the actual novels have named characers so they have plenty of them to kill off from novel to novel

[queen laurel]

It's not much of an assumption, they lose a lot of operatives down there considering the heretics way of attack

Brutal and quick

Gun lines, trappers, monsters ready to pounce out you out of nowhere

[sour thistle]

choas space marine would be a great high level boss

just one

slow as hell but a complete bullet sponge

[queen laurel]

We have a chance if it's just one but a good chunk of our weapons just won't get through for the veterans at least and zeatlots, an psyker could reduce a space marine to slag and an ogryn if he can catch one would fold it like an omelette

But to be fair i am tired of seeing space marines every f****** time i load up a warhammer game

It's just boring

[sour thistle]

mortals going up against space marine would be fun

if they make it as unblanced as it is in the lore

[tulip brook]

That's not something orks say. We get interpretations of their own language. Imperium thinks orks talk like a bully, not bullies talk like orks.

For chaos, corruption is mostly slow and insidious until it blows up. It's not surprising some phrases slip into the daily language. Don't forget we know all about chaos but most imperium citizens have no idea about what they are facing

Csm comes with all kinds of flavors too. A plague marine can be slow and spongy but a khornate berserker would be real fast and way less durable with ditching all kinds of protection for aggression

[thorn zenith]

Even the scottish zealot has a pretty khornate line. "Blood for The Emperor, skulls for the golden throne" with the warpeffect like psyker shriek on high peril

[sacred ginkgo]

Everybody gets reverb on their ability lines

But the skulls for the golden throne line is cutting it a bit close

[thorn zenith]

I mean, i found that only that line and the psyker shriek have that kind of effect, the vets are all just shouting at least to me

[median marsh]

Vets also get an after effect

And ogryns

With some audio it's easier to tell

[coarse pumice]

Which ones use autoguns? Iirc it was dregs that use autoguns while scabs use lasguns

[celest dome]

Stalker have Lasgun or Autogun ?
THey do have Shotgun that's for sure

[green loom]

They've got lascarbines

[celest dome]

Then they don't have normal Autogun, they have Shotguns and Heavy Stubber (Reaper)

[green loom]

I figure they might mean reapers

[queen laurel]

scab use the las and dreg use autoguns yes

[coarse pumice]

Afaik dregs are the local cultist forces, while scabs are the mobian 6 ones weren’t they?

[median marsh]

yes

[green loom]

The Moebian Sex

[median marsh]

Scabs are the traitor guard, dregs are Admonition Cult

[grave sparrow]

but who was phone

[median marsh]

Me, I was the phone the entire time

[grave sparrow]

NOOOoooOOOoooOO

water cartel are a seperate entity from the admonition cult though right

[median marsh]

Yes

[celest dome]

Yes, they worked with the Dreg but then backstabbed by the Scab

Rodin was most likely the one leading the forces at hand during that, as he crowned himself the Ragged King

[grave sparrow]

Sooo, possibly more factions?

[celest dome]

Not really

If other factions appeared they most likely be new to the story

Or some that have small nods

Like the Railer Guilds

[grave sparrow]

I'm hoping for more lesser demons as a faction. Plague bearers, nurglings, advanced poxwalkers, etc.

Which I feel like we'll get as we get closer to the "witches" wolfer mentions

[celest dome]

I hope those will be "part" of the Dreg

[grave sparrow]

Well, yeah. That'd make sense, by faction I just mean another enemy variety

[celest dome]

Daemon wise, I expect Plaguebearer as Elites (Ogryn tier); Bilepiper as Special (AoE or Sorcery stuff) and Herald as a new Lord type (But not the next one)
Nurgling as enemy don't really work for me

[grave sparrow]

I think nurglings would have to be a summon, small groups of like a dozen or so til you get rid of whatever summoned them

Definitely on board with how you got things lined up though

[celest dome]

VT2 used them as critter

So they don't attack but rather flee when you approach them

[grave sparrow]

Honestly I'd be down for that too lol, fat lil dudes running away from you

Regretting not playing VT2 more, but I only got it because some buddies wanted me to get it. And then they stopped playing 😐

[celest dome]

It can still be fun with Randos

But faction wise I really want to see cults for every Chaos god
With the Scab becoming Undivided instead of New Nurgle

[grave sparrow]

I could see it, since their whole dealio is to enlighten the atoma sector

[celest dome]

Khornate Enforcer and Tzeentchian Atoman Nomads are the theme I would pick

[mild rapids]

I mean the priest in the last church straight up told the emperor people want to believe in and worship something and just getting rid of religion won't work

[grave sparrow]

didn't the priest think Big E was literally a god too. Like the emperor was totally being worshipped already, they just didn't know it was him.

Kinda like Kor Phaeron with chaos lol

[summer mural]

speaking of religion

whats lorgar been upto

[celest dome]

I think he is hiding in his tower

[summer mural]

still?

still scared of corvus is a nice meme though

[celest dome]

Oh wait apparently rumours have him out on the Mortal plane, leading his legion once more

[summer mural]

is he leading kor phaeron and erebus though

since they were at each others throats the whole time lorgar was afk

[celest dome]

Dunno

[tulip brook]

Rumors are he's around except that he doesn't even have an artwork

It'll take practically forever until GW does anything with him

Word bearers turned into baseline csm faction with no defining traits too. Imo even perturabo returning is more likely

[velvet imp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTD6q962W8w

[outer nymph]

a rock? a rock killed a beast of Nurgle?!

[calm gust]

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

[storm jungle]

no

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[calm gust]

[storm jungle]

[stray bluff]

Where Sigmar go? Is he Lost Primarch?

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-jerma-gif-20911831

[queen laurel]

you dare assume Sigmar, the chad Sigmar, as son of the dumb golden emperor?

[normal light]

Sigmar is 5th god of chaos

And his domain is Humanity

[stray bluff]

Woah ruffled some feathers

I mean think about it, the twin comet is the primarch pod

[spring cairn]

i know you're joking but

the 2 settings have been pretty much confirmed to have nothing to do with eachother

so there's that

[stray bluff]

Ok end of

[queen laurel]

yeah and that is coming from GW

[spring cairn]

sure in oldhammer the line was way more blurry true

[stray bluff]

Yall know Khaine is another name for Khorne right

[storm jungle]

no

next question

[gray umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-elf-buddy-the-elf-throne-of-lies-christmas-gif-1174038786188830953

[stray bluff]

Behold

Check out that head gear

[gray umbra]

Phallic

[storm jungle]

That was just in reference to dark elves worshipping chaos.

which has been extremely streamlined and is not a thing anymore.

[mild rapids]

Did they ever actually worship Chaos, besides Morathi and some of a cult being Slaneeshi

[storm jungle]

Basically they did then it got updated into just Morathi being a sex-freak.

It was a character trope stolen from the Melniboneans in Elric who are also literally High Dark Elf-mixed race that worshipped chaos gods in their own desolate paradise island.

Sounds kinda familiar doesn't it.

[tulip brook]

GW stealing plot, what's new

[storm jungle]

ikr

[mild rapids]

I mean Morathi and Malekith were implied to be incestous at one point, Newhammer cut that >_>

[storm jungle]

Lmao yeah and Malekith still calls Morathi a freak in AoS too

[queen laurel]

me reading Morathi lore ( it's just her Sexing her way to godhood )

[storm jungle]

accurate

[radiant lance]

She's just girlbossing

[tulip brook]

Eerybody gets to be a god in fantasy. Emps and bile try their best not to be a god in 40k

[celest dome]

Would Bile even have thr means to become a god ?

[storm jungle]

Hes slowly gaining power for it as confirmed in his trilogy

even tho he doesn't want it lmao

[green loom]

Retreading the beaten path

[queen laurel]

Man i would love the point where he reaches godhood only to encounter slannesh rubbing her hands together about the violate him in more than 500 ways

[normal light]

And then he gets turned into daemon prince or unique chaos spawn

[tulip brook]

The guy died like 20 times in a second when he met slaanesh and he was still going "nope, you're not real"

[viral axle]

I've recently wondered are there any stories that heavily take from predator with a squad of catachans and say with an eldar hunting them?

[summer mural]

a lictor is a better stand in for predator

[versed ledge]

I wonder how does the moebian 6th leader Wolfer reacts after each successful mission on our end

Like 4 hobo looking nutcases just casually killing an entire platoon if not company worth of military assets

[storm jungle]

to be fair you arent hobos

literally every reject is a trained killer

well the main cast of 21 VAs/Personalities anyway

[queen laurel]

@storm jungle I love the fact that there are people out there wondering why Bretonnia is so bad, imagine being in this mob of peasants

and your lord is telling you to be a meat shield against this guy

[summer mural]

I mean, its worse when they tell you to be meatshields to a stack of carnosaurs

"go, take your tattered robes and polearm and go kill those 15 carnosaurs charging us, remember to hold the line"

[storm jungle]

to be fair its either that

or you end up facing Nakai

💀

aka Primarch but Crocodile

[queen laurel]

Least interesting warhammer fantasy character versus least interesting warhammer 40K character

[summer mural]

nakai is kinda bleh

[queen laurel]

Somehow a crocodile that doesn't speak a lot is more interesting than a demigod but here we are

[summer mural]

nakai flexes

primarchs get lost in the warp

lustria is a cool setting though

[queen laurel]

shame in aos they lost a good chunk of their characters

[summer mural]

kroq gar didnt get resurrected im assuming?

or oxyotl

or gorok

[queen laurel]

He's just apparently a generic model now

[summer mural]

gorok aka rogal dorn of the reptiles

[queen laurel]

he is also a generic unit now

[summer mural]

kroq looks exactly the same

gorok looks quite different

I like it

wait

gorok looks the same too

did he always have those rocky scales

[queen laurel]

yeah, he looks like a living white statue

that was supposed to be his entire point

This guy would stay still in that place and no matter how many times you hit him he will not budge

[summer mural]

oh what happened to tehenhuain

did he get turned into new sotek

https://tenor.com/view/tehenhauin-on-ancient-stegadon-total-war-warhammer-cult-of-sotek-lizardmen-dinosaur-gif-19626627

[rose thorn]

Time to ball

[queen laurel]

are you going to be Dogmatic, Heretical, or Iconoclast?

[rose thorn]

Idk, im just gonna horde geno tech just like how she does in lore

xeno*

[queen laurel]

well you're probably going to be an iconoclast with that route

[rose thorn]

lmao nice

[queen laurel]

It means being a good guy and saving people by the way

[molten swan]

A real humans human

[rose thorn]

damn

[queen laurel]

yeah Dogmatic means blowing up the skull of the guy who decided to suggest to use xenos tech

[rose thorn]

so theres
pro imperium
chaos
and a nice person?

[queen laurel]

yes, well being an iconoclast means being a freedom fighter, you challenge the imperiums beliefs by helping people and being a generally accepting leader helping people basically

these are the types of guys that would usually dual wield a aeldari and Drukari pistol

[rose thorn]

lol

im basically building up my oc before i make her in necromunda

[summer mural]

I just returned to bulgur explaining the dictionary meaning of iconoclast by saying its someone who would be dual wielding aeldari and drukhari pistols

fuck it, im downloading rogue trader, I was hoping itd get patched some more

but Im pretty sure Im gonna get the game spoiled for myself by that point

[storm jungle]

Its getting patched VERY regularly

[mild rapids]

I prefer the beta name for Iconoclast

[storm jungle]

like the updates are very constant

[queen laurel]

mine looks way too much of A warrior priest from fantasy

like

I'm not even sugar coating it mine is literally a warrior priest

[mild rapids]

It was basicaly beventiola or something like that

[summer mural]

I mean, I dont doubt itl get fully patched eventually, I just dont wanna play it with relative jank because the story might get spoiled

[queen laurel]

Are you planning to play on console or PC?

[summer mural]

PC

[storm jungle]

Most major PC bugs have been fixed, its just very minor stuff atm, the game is still very fun

[queen laurel]

i heard PC is a tad bit more stable

[queen laurel]

this game allows you to dual wield plasma pistols, it's over my guy it's over this is the best game

[summer mural]

I play owlcat games, I like em too, I was waiting for rogue trader to ascend to the rpg pantheon state

and then i was gonna blaze through it

with deep, meaty satisfaction

[queen laurel]

take this from me this is probably, one of the best warhammer games you can play

not even probably this is one of the best warhammer

games

[summer mural]

I am going to play it lmao, I just want it to be perfect

gonna play space marine 2 as well, ive played space marine 1 thrice, which really is a lot of hours wasted

but at least you get to see a blue smurf tackle a baby daemon prince over a balcony and punch him to death

err, spoilers

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[rose thorn]

^somtimes i forget how fantasy 40k is

also, gothic sounds like a mix of italian and sims language lmao

[queen laurel]

yeah it's funny

[rose thorn]

i wish i had that green stuff tube roller

once you get that you can make any fantasy model into 40k

[sleek tusk]

do u guys think coke survived 40k

cause i like coke

[summer mural]

are you referring to the drinking kind

[sleek tusk]

YE

[summer mural]

I dunno, but id wager there's some caffeine in that hybrid cocktail of sanguinius's blood that blood angel recruits get to drink

they have variations of alcohol, they got the same for tea and coffee

I dunno if they have soda

[gray umbra]

cocaine definitely survived in 40k

[summer mural]

well yeah

snorting warp dust is probably the no1 hobby for all the chaos marines

[molten swan]

Probably exists somewhere on some local world, a fizzy sweet drink

[queen laurel]

imperium has thousands of agriworlds to get ingredients from and i'm pretty sure they have the tech to make these

[summer mural]

Im sure they have the means to

I dunno if they actually have soda, but probabilities do suggest they would yes

they have everything else pretty much

~~ all easier to get than clean water~~

what I wanna know is if fenrisian ale could get the emprah drunk

he that whole eating and drinking contest with russ

but if the big E chugged enough of that stuff, is he gonna open a warp portal straight to khorne in drunken delight and then blackout for a bit

or is he immune to alcohol

[queen laurel]

immune to alcohol

[gray umbra]

mjod has special properties that circumvent space marine's detox organ

idk about emprah tho

[summer mural]

yes

[queen laurel]

someone with his genius and power would just get rid of the drunkness

[summer mural]

hence the question

[rose thorn]

AHAHAHAAH I LVOE THIS GAME

[queen laurel]

he's the emperor, a super powerful psyker

[summer mural]

but in that line of reasoning, he could get drunk enough to not get rid of it after hes inebriated

[gray umbra]

honestly empra probably can if he wants

[queen laurel]

your on pc right?

[gray umbra]

he probably has such a control over biomancy he can just get rid of it

[rose thorn]

uea

yea*

[queen laurel]

Or he can just straight up ignore drunkness and drink as much as he wants

[summer mural]

well then hed be straight up immune to drunkeness

which I cant really disagree with

[sleek tusk]

wasnt there a time where the emprah and the wolf boi primach had a drinking contenst lol

[summer mural]

they did

[queen laurel]

pc is a lot more stable compared to console

[spring cairn]

But can the Emperor have his liver produce it's own alchool like the Demoman from TF2 ???

[rose thorn]

||'do you need assistance?'|| ||Yes|| ||All hell breaks loose||

[spring cairn]

I think not

[summer mural]

the Demoman produces his alcohol from his liver?!

[spring cairn]

Yes

[summer mural]

is that canon

[queen laurel]

you mean Auto-brewery syndrome?

[gray umbra]

demoman is more than human

he's a black scottish cyclops

[spring cairn]

TF2 lore is peak

[queen laurel]

Auto brewery syndrome

[summer mural]

holy shit thats epic

[queen laurel]

Yeah a specialized type of gut fungi turns the carbohydrates you ingest into alcohol

it's a very rare condition

[gray umbra]

nice

[sleek tusk]

dayum a human brewery

[spring cairn]

How do you get it

and where

[summer mural]

yeah tell us

[sleek tusk]

wonder if the mechanicus gets high every now and then

[summer mural]

right away

[queen laurel]

i don't think i can help with that

[summer mural]

goddamn it bulgur

[gray umbra]

What do you think is in that incense

[summer mural]

copium

[sleek tusk]

bruh that makes so much sense tbh

[summer mural]

plasma guns are held together by copium

[gray umbra]

Ork stubbas are held together by copium

[summer mural]

Ork stubbas arent held together

[queen laurel]

an ork shoota is held together by duct tape and faith

and a few screws

[gray umbra]

And spit

[gray umbra]

at least they kept sport sunglasses in the grim future

https://tenor.com/view/strutting-pc-principal-south-park-s22e3-the-problem-with-a-poo-gif-19510488

[rose thorn]

In the year of fourty thousand there is only vollyball

she is verrryr pretty

[verbal path]

||No romance||

[rose thorn]

that is fair

[tulip brook]

did you get killed? it sounds like she'll murderize you

[rose thorn]

no lol

[gray umbra]

she is a very nice young lady

[sleek tusk]

bruh i was in a game and the rejects had a convo about robot girlyman returning i didnt think the game was that up to date

[inland sigil]

"whaaaat issss indormirtus Krusade?"

[storm jungle]

when did you think it was set lol

[rocky gale]

I mean Guilliman's return was like 7 years ago and Darktide's only been out a year, it only makes sense it'd be set after.

[gray umbra]

rogue trader is after cadia sploded too

im pretty sure

nope nvm its 500 yrs before

[green loom]

No it's after

The great rift is directly referenced like 3 times

[gray umbra]

okay i was 100 percent sure i remember reading about the rift being mentioned

[green loom]

I think when you're in your study it mentions that "something" is blocking you from going back to Calixis, and it gives a popup for the cicatrix

[rocky gale]

The Rogue Trader TTRPG was set before the Rift because it was written before the Rift, but I think the game's set after

[gray umbra]

i still need the achievement for trying to go back to the imperium

[rocky gale]

I think the Navigator at the start implies that the Rift has just happened, like it's a new thing they've never felt before

[green loom]

Ye

Cassia mentions it too, but not directly

[sleek tusk]

41st but not that recently into the 41st..... xD

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

Indomitus Crusade is the big thing right now in 40k, so it makes sense that they're going to set most of their products in that timeframe so that they can potentially be brought into other stories in some way if they feel like it.

[storm jungle]

People also mentioned hearing voicelines saying the Lion has returned.

which ive NEVER heard of so far

[green loom]

Dilaraa can I get some feedback

[storm jungle]

if its art you are asking the wrong person

[green loom]

Damnit

[outer wave]

Honestly I remember when the Bully said in game that Zola was a genestealer, to which the male judge replies: "Honestly I'm not quite surprised."

It was honestly freaking wacky

[storm jungle]

that sounds like some shit you'd see in a dream lmao

but the only reference to genestealers ingame is when someone mentions Xanatros

[summer mural]

morrow's been through some shit

[celest dome]

But the Goliath/Trapper/Jackal Bike+Quad/...

[storm jungle]

Yeah because subreddits usually wont take the blame themselves.

Warhammer subreddits are about as genuinely awful.

Never take their lying words for anything.

[spring cairn]

all fanbases are equally dogshit

that's the only truth you need to know

[storm jungle]

Some are worse than others.

I'll take star wars nerds being screamy over sequel movies than 40k subreddits filled with literal nazis and fascist sympathisers tbh.

tho if I could id nuke em both so

[spring cairn]

I don't do reddit but I don't think they would let that shit slip in big subreddits

[storm jungle]

they do mostly

[outer wave]

Least the 40k ones are sometimes so delusional its a bit funny to watch (from a distance)

[storm jungle]

because the mods are lazy lmao

[storm jungle]

also this lol

grimdank especially is hilarious

especially when they have mini civil-wars

[outer wave]

Haven't really seen them go all civil war on each other

[spring cairn]

Any big discussing place for a certain type of media will attract both it's lovers and haters

The former are here to be in a group with like-minded individuals and the latter is here to fish reactions

both are not very funny

[storm jungle]

Its over dumb shit like uh

"Stop posting femboy shit"

"Stop hating on the Imperium"

etc etc

its so fucking funny lmao

[outer wave]

Ah yes the femboys

[warm notch]

Tbf Femboy Adepta Sororitas should be a thing by now

[storm jungle]

[outer wave]

Nah just gimme thousand sons in thigh highs

[spring cairn]

tbf i hate coomer bait

[outer wave]

Fair and understandable

[storm jungle]

its not bait though

[warm notch]

Who said anything about femboys being bait?

[storm jungle]

its genuine femboy enjoyers spamming it

[spring cairn]

so I can understand how it'll get on ur nerve

[storm jungle]

[warm notch]

🤨

[storm jungle]

its the same reason I hate people like Vezmira tho so

[outer wave]

I get coomer content being annoying to see

[spring cairn]

idk who that is

[outer wave]

When it's everywhere on the internet

[storm jungle]

use google

[spring cairn]

no

[storm jungle]

yes

[spring cairn]

because i don't care who that is either

[storm jungle]

You dont care who google is?

thats fucked up man

[spring cairn]

🤦‍♂️

[outer wave]

The gal who does thousand son femboy art

[storm jungle]

inb4 "idk who the thousand sons are"

[outer wave]

Why so many sons

Why not daughters

Or grandkids

[storm jungle]

Magnus was busy

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[spring cairn]

getting his spine broken

[storm jungle]

hes the epitome of this gif

[spring cairn]

by the worst loyalist primarch aswell

[outer wave]

Thousand Sons more like Magnus drowning in thousands of pussy

That was bad

[storm jungle]

💀

tho hes pretty handsome ill give him that

[warm notch]

Why would anyone have a thousand sons

Imagine the child support

[storm jungle]

To get that wellfare check

[delicate sinew]

What are the lore ramifications of my character having a flat chest and crop-top?

[warm notch]

Sheesh

[warm notch]

FEMBOYS

[storm jungle]

armor doesnt get boob-plate

next question

[warm notch]

It feels like a lot of armor in the game is modeled for men first and then women is an afterthought

Look at a lot of vet armors

Really disappointing

[spring cairn]

lore accurate

[storm jungle]

I mean no

[spring cairn]

gender is irrelevant in 41st millenium

[storm jungle]

yet sexism still exists

💀

[warm notch]

I just want the coats to look good on women

Obese Megalodon why

[storm jungle]

its just that like real life armor and artwork you dont really need chicks with tit-armor everywhere unless you are Sororitas

its body-armor

[warm notch]

I meant “armor” as in “upper body outfits” in general

[delicate sinew]

Adeptus Sororitas uwu breedable femboi when? GW, I demand this miniature.

[warm notch]

I didn’t mean armor armor

[storm jungle]

and that what I mean

theres no need for it

[warm notch]

Honey you’re going to get banned

[spring cairn]

good artwork

[delicate sinew]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

also I googled "female commissar" and got AI art on my feed

[warm notch]

The Psyker outfit that released during the rogue trader rotation doesn’t seem to be fitted for women :/

[storm jungle]

I love how the AI just went

"Hmm yes im gonna melt this beret into her hair"

[warm notch]

Is that her hair or her hat

[delicate sinew]

OH NO

[warm notch]

It’s literally doing a Jotaro

[storm jungle]

LEGIT

[delicate sinew]

Jotaro.

💀

[storm jungle]

heres another AI "commissar"

[warm notch]

Where tf does the hat end and the hair begin

[storm jungle]

💀

WHY ARE THESE ON GOOGLE IMAGES

[warm notch]

5$ that they literally put “Asian” into it

[delicate sinew]

AI art exists to give me a good laugh.

[warm notch]

Death of the internet

[storm jungle]

AI art be like

*finger cracking noises*

[spring cairn]

ai art takes no effort but this is ai art without effort

which is impressive in itself

[warm notch]

Calling it art in the first place is too generous

[outer wave]

She's so top heavy with those spindly legs

[delicate sinew]

AI art always makes the most uncanny fingers.

"Flesh sporks" is my favorite description of AI art fingers.

[warm notch]

How does the Imperium of Mankind keep losing battles if their Veterans are capable of shitting out a grenade once every 60 seconds?

What did Obese Megalodon mean by this

[delicate sinew]

What are the lore ramifications of vets being able to casually manifest grenades on command every 60 seconds?

[spring cairn]

pockets

[storm jungle]

grenade generator STC in their stomach

[warm notch]

No no no you don’t get it

They lay their new grenades like an egg

[spring cairn]

they figured out that they could put stuff in things such as backpack and shit to have more than 2

or 3

depending on what you run

[delicate sinew]

Their pockets magically spawn more? Wait, maybe they just have bad object permanence.

The grenades were in there the entire time but they just forgor.

[outer wave]

Could be like how the Ogryn collects rocks every 45 seconds

The vet just looks around a bit for a nade

[delicate sinew]

It's only once every 45 seconds that you find a good throwing rock. There are rocks then there are throwing rocks.

[spring cairn]

i'm sure you'd be able to fill a cart worth of grenades considering how many chaos guardsmen you kill per mission

just by looting them

[outer wave]

Just like skippable stones!

[delicate sinew]

Exactly! You get it!

[outer wave]

Now I want an upgrade to the rock that allows the rock to skip in a line if it headshots a target

[spring cairn]

By ogryn standards what you'd consider a rock is a pebble so on an so on

[warm notch]

I mean

The “rocks” the ogryn carry has rebar in it

It’s the equivalent of putting a rock in a snowball

[spring cairn]

yes because there isn't any ""real"" rock here

[warm notch]

Except it’s an even deadlier rock inside of a rock