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dammit
i have just about done everything there is for chapter 2 except for these 3 little quests
theyre not even main quests, but going to chapter 3 marks them as fail so im staying to finish them
Which 3
The Incident, Classified Informations, and Critical Tasks
The Incident now has an objective of "wait and search", while the other two need the lord captains personal cogitator on the bridge, which i could not find or get done if the thing is what i think it is
it's the giant computer with the technomat
so it doesnt work for me then, because it is now occupied by something else and it seems like i am locked out
Have you talked to the officers
i did, i talked until theres no new dialogue for any of them
so if it is so then the two "other quests" are really locked out for me
this one
Checked that right?
well fudge
you clicked on the guy
i dont remember interacting with the guy, he just automatically interacted when i used to cogitator
yeah that's the personal Cogitator so
and i came too far now, probably next playthrough will make this right
oh boy
oh boy what lmao, did i make a wrong decision somewhere
the game has penchant for stuff like this
quest not working and stuff
yeah sometimes quest will outright not trigger
seems like my luck ran out for this game because i used to play buggy messes without anything more than performance or things disappearing
It's launched but Owlcat launches are just extended betas 
I don't mind personally, I'm so sold on the setting I'll actually bother to fix things and make it work
all games now are extended betas
yeah disregarding the faults this is a pretty good game
lads
i have found out that you can transfer things to your cargo and retrieve them in chapter 3
imperial knights can be made
Compared to the other things the imperium has they are not the most resource consuming
Though to pilot one and to have one built you'll need to be in a knight house
oh, fuck, it was just a bug
Nice!! I’ll probably base my rogue trader off of how I make my rogue trader
yeah this game is one of the best ways to visualize my rogue trader
o shit, its a repeatable bug
just gotta die once and then you can transfer cargo items to your inventory
Isn’t there a section of Mechanicus where they don’t slap tech augments everywhere called the Biogests or something?
The Biologis
They still slap augments they're just more focused on body stuff/medicine
yeah they study all stuff biological
plantlife, animals. xenos, and of course they are masters of body modifications
i love bureaucracy
hm... I may consider making a stub Revolver focus arch-militant in my next playthrough in Rogue Trader. That Stub revoler from the Void faction is some very spicy Anti-Tank Revolver.
welcome to the DMV of the Imperium
They kill them, usually
with good ole zeal and yolo charging im assuming
They usually resist their powers with faith and determination and then shoot/stab them
I mean, Astartes isn't really a good example, as it's really SM porn and nothing much more
so they deal with some might say "power of autism". how about allies? can they fight alongside gks or they outright refuse to work with any psykers
Local man hates wizards so much that they can't hurt him
well they do get sent to deathwatch still, where they have to work with psykers and arent too happy about it, but they do it
also they work with grey knights
local atheist defeats witch-king by saying 'no u'
Also unlike other chapters the black templars are so devout that miracles do happen and the emperor can give them blessings
because all the grey knights are psykers, and none of them have allegedly ever been corrupted, so the black templars are cool with them
Also, another psyker tangent. Does the Ecclisiarchy make much use of psykers? It's mentioned in some of the psyker gear in darktide about there being employment as well as interactions between the two.
in hte wider imperium i mean
Well the sisters of battle don't use psykers and they are the direct army of the ecclesiarchy
And remember psykers are still mutants which means they are tainted
well at any rate, you have to be a sanctioned psyker, and even if they did, it seems like its a horrible job posting even for imperium psykers lol, even if you have a designated job, some happy chap in the ministorum is probably going to sacrifice you to the emprah or purge you eventually
I imagine ecclisiarchy is the quickest to judge and call them witches meanwhile being too happy about suppressed psychic miracles
Ya that's also mentioned in the darktide items lol. They still very much hate witches. Might be a tradeoff for being somewhat safer from daemonic possession, being employed by fanatics, many of which wouldn't hesitate to kill you. I guess the latter is the norm for most places psykers go in the Imperium.
the average sanctioned psyker usually becomes an astropath
you have your battle psykers too of course
an inquisitor can probably recruit you for whatever they want
I also think it'd be funny if Saint Messelina was actually a psyker.
The majority of Psyker aren't Astropath afaik, most are Wyrdwane Psyker, the rest are usually attached to the IG or other such groups
you could be right
I dunno if its more likely you become an astropath or a battle psyker
assuming they allow you to live
Tbf if something goes wrong with a psyker that could end up with alot of people dead so it does make sense why they hate psykers
Battle Psykers
Battery psyker for the golden throne
it'd probably be logistically easier to send majority to the local 40k hogwarts than ship the majority to Terra to get their eyes melted.
or is that navigators.. idk anything lol ignore me
Navigator houses is where astropaths are from
yes
No
navigators are rich guys with 3 eyes
navigators have 3 eyes, astropaths have candlewax instead of eyes
In lore, every Psyker is sent to Terra, but other lore has different Astra Psykana places
discord is killing me with delayed messages
ya I know nothing about the scholastia psykana or w/e it's called. But ya I'd imagine expendable battle-wizards would be more common. Again, this is based on almost nothing but my opinion lmao
Not true
Not every psyker
Hell necromunda has its own psyker program to make them the weapons for the noble house
Wyrdvane are probably the most common, they're barely trained psykers who aren't particularly powerful (by comparison) on their own so get deployed in squads alongside Guard Regiments.
Inquistors can be psykers
Witchbringer has a Psyker that wasn't sent on Terra but on a specific world that trained Psyker for the Guard, but it also break other rules, such as putting Psyker in reguments of their own home world
But it's not Sanctionned, it's in theory illegal
yesh the Anti-Vehicle Revolver is literally a mini-Bolt pistol in Rogue Trader that actually hits hard like a bolt pistol
Has anyone gotten the conversation between savant and seer about sanctioned psykers? I just want to know if seer says they are sanctioned or not.
Savant says unsanctioned psykers are a threat to the Imperium but the seer's response got cut off by a wave of specials
Seeing as we are in an inquistors service we are definetly sanctioned
It's not how it really work
Being not sanctioned means we are enot given permission to use our psyker powers
So a chaos cult witch would unsanctioned or a regular dude who didn't show up to the authorities but uses his powers is unsanctioned
We are actively given gear and honed our psyker powers so we are definetly sanctioned
darktide is a little iffy with its band of convicts, grendyl must loaded af if hes handing out thunder hammers/boltguns to imprisoned convicts and sending out convicted psykers to go fight nurgle tainted heretics
a reject of questionable origin joins the "above the law" organization after a jailbreak
anything is possible
Sanctionned mean taught by the Psykana, other Psyker who are taugh by other sources aren't Sanctioned, our Psykers are protected by the Inquisition, but we aren't technically Sanctionned
The inquisition has the authority to sanction psykers
yeah but even putting the possibilities aside, it just seems like a bad idea, pretty much a recipe for disaster since you're likely gonna add to a lot of problems by tossing jailed psykers at chaos
yeah i think the savant is the only sanctioned out of the 3
Not really, but the Inquisition has the perview of not caring about it
Also gameplay vs lore.
We are probably being trained to hone our psyker abilities.
Otherwise some of us could be turning into chaos spawn or portals
Bruh!
The inquisition has only 1 authority
And that's the emperor of mankind
They can absolutely sanction a psyker
They don't get to sanction psykers, that's the psykana's job
But in their employ, the difference is pointless since no one can tell them off, sanctioned or no
hijacking a roguetrader ship and tossing a lot of nobodies to the problem smells hasty and desperate altogether
Peril of the Warp would in fairness make us roll on a table and have effect like being able to transform into a Chaos Spawn, but Griefer exist; and thus we can't have that. Instead we have 1 Peril each time, whose name escape me at the moment
Same thing with Rogue Trader, where one of the companions is an Unsanctioned Psyker iirc
In lore perils would be alot more dangerous
https://extraheresy.fandom.com/wiki/Perils_of_the_Warp
Warp Burn: A violent burst of energy from the warp smashes into the Psyker’s mind, sending him reeling. He is Stunned for 1d5 Rounds.
yes, but at least thats just tossing bodies into a meatgrinder , sending psykers who were in jail to go fight heretics and beasts of nurgle is pretty much asking them to get corrupted or nuke everyone
Actual perils could lead you to being possessed
Turned into a chaos spawn
Chaos portal
Mutation
Exploding
Burning in fire
Going insane
Chaos corruption
There is power hammers that humans can use
they can use reasonably sized ones just fine. not the astartes models
I mean im sure they exist, but has a imperium hoomie ever used a power hammer somewhere in the lore
because I dunno
ah necromunda
Could
But for gameplay reason (Griefer) they stay on one that is manageable
Yeah so in lore the psykers should be trained and we are given psyker equipment so naturally we should assume we are sanctioned overwise grendyl is just sending a bunch of psykers to explode or become corrupted
Unsanctioned doesn't mean untrained.
Lathe pattern thunder hammers do exist
which apparently regular hoomies in the ministorum use
fair enough
I hope we get 1h Thunder Hammers
the bolter in darktide is pretty cool anyway, and thats not even the space marine version
I hope we get an exitus rifle 
Human bolters are still plenty powerful
But the one a space marine uses definitely hits harder
yes, what I meant was imagine playing as a space marine with a space marine version of the bolter we use 
In theory both Bolter use the same calibre (Though keeping in mind that calibre isn't everything in a gun)
You don't need to be a space marine to use a space marine bolter funnily enough, there have been humans using space marine bolters and even bolters
Escher with a power hammer
we dont have power axes yet either, those and melta guns seem like a fair possibility in the future
I want the two handed chain axe the mauler uses
that too
I want a needler
and tyberos's chain-power-lightning fists
man has gauntlets that function as essentially three weapons
I wish we got powerfists but they would screw with the weapon models so sad
I'm not sure how a Needle gun would work here, as they are assassination weapons, not really suitable for overt fight and all
Have it work like the grenadier gauntlet, you pull it off when you're switching weapon
Yeah but in can suite the aristocratic nature of the psykers more elegant weapons. And you can have a similar skill like the shotguns when you load an individual special shot
And people do use it as a primary weapon
But not to face hordes, but fair about the special shot i gues
Who tackles a horde with a stub revolver?
Exactly gotta save the ammo
And crystal shards are stupidly good
Like most of the space scifi mega weapons, it's glorified mining equipment. I really want to update the lexicanum thunderhammer page w/ the human sized stuff. I remember there was a debate about the thunder hammers in lore at launch.
same w/ the bolters too
Well the powr hammers aren't called thunder hammers so I geuss it makes sense why they aren't there
It’s a really expensive gun
Also humie boltgun
The only reason I love house orlock
Ah ive never seen them named as that I play alot of nevromunda and its only labelled as power hammers
thunder hammers are even fancier power hammers
is the TLDR
they're also expensive as shit
imagine having a vermintide rapier weapon, but it's duelling sword or w/e and a digital weapon in the offhand as the special action attack lol
How about instead of a stub revolver we get a stub cannon!
the veteran begging the tech priest that they can be trusted with a needle pistol
Just give it to the fancy pants psyker
The stub revolver felt like shit in hired gun
Like holy shit
So many VT2 weapon i hope we get to see in 40k forms
Imagine half of your screen getting covered every shot because the recoil was god awful and make it fire as fast as you click
The stub cannon would be much cooler
Ya necromunda is all deep hive scum etc. Darktide is adding new lore etc, Crucis and ironhelm thunder hammer patterns being scaled for humans. Possibly being an eccliarchical thing.
Fair enough
Also grox laying eggs is another piece of new lore darktide added 
bodyguard ogryn when you get a headshot "Popped like grox egg!"
Though i would love to see necromunda inspired cosmetics . Though the zaelot has plenty of cawdor inspired ones
tbf Grox were lizards
I think you could assume they layed eggs
It doesn't have the proper slave ogryns
ya but still it's now confirmed 😛
Man Darktide and RT have been so good for 40k lore stuff tbh
Truly the most important of lore additions
Grox are lizards right?
I guess that makes sense
Looks scran
They look like they would taste terrible
When the alternative are bugs, human flesh and starvation...
so do pigs tbf
fat pink boys that eat anything including mud
alot of people willing dont eat pig
they are a relatively dirty animal and also religion
any animal looks tasty once cooked
grox however don't look like cattle
they look like they'd eat you
they really couldn't find anything other than this thing with scales all over and teeths the size of your arm
anything that can survive in 40k is probably as or more dangerous
look at how many animals are extinct already and imagine 38k years plus humanity spreading all over the galaxy
it probably protects them from predators other than us as we can shoot through tanks anyways
Do yall really believe humanity will claim complete dominion of the entire galaxy again?
or has it became a pipe dream at this point?
Humanity is fucked
I think burning through all natural resources and being stuck planetside with no means of escape once all fossil fuels are depleted is a real possibility.
like explictly
or rather the Imperium is fucked
there is 0 chance the imperium will ever rise again
That would imply They ever had dominion over the galaxy
With Rooloo Girlyman in play, and now the Lion, there's a chance that the Empire will start growing
I mean the dark age of technology
Didn't have Dominion over the Galaxy at that time
No there isn't
The imperium is still explictly fucked
Nihlus is still mostly under chaos control/shattered
Sanctus is barely holding together now with nids chomping through it
also the Pariah nexus got bigger

The Imperium is Fucked
Mean before the horus heresy humanity was close to that. Mean shit space marines were thinking of retirement, and the blue boy himself was thinking of having a humble life on a farm. correct me if im wrong
Even after the horus heresy the imperium was still the dominate empire in the universe and still technically are
mhm
but they are basically stuck in a perpetual state of war against literally everything including themselves
Yep
Theoretically they could dominate the galaxy but due to how the imperium operates and the current state of the universe that ain't happening
the Imperium is not a dominant force.
in 30k maybe but now they have more or less lost most of their teeth following the Heresy.

Yes they are
No they aren't.
Yes they are
A million worlds against at least 2 trillion in the galaxy is not really a "dominant" force.
the entire point of the lore is that the Imperium is slowly decaying.
Yeah slowly
They still had control over majority fo the galaxy after the horus heresy when the traitors were backed into the eye of terror
I mean not really
the Scouring was literally to recapture lost territory
aka literally almost all of their territory
and most were too much gone to even do anything with it
There was still imperial allied planets across the universe
That doesn't change anything.
Still not enough.
the Imperium is really not a dominant force
they got the brute force and thats about it
its dysfunctional for a reason 
The Imperium can rot, the only thing truly important in all this mess is that someone preserve Tyberos's lightning-chain-power claws

The imperium still have the largest and strongest empire.
Size doesn't equate to much.
Rome was massive and then it buckled and fell in one swoop lol
Yeah it's decayed to shit but no single Faction could take on the imperium
The Imperium itself can barely take on itself 💀
like Eli said, "they are big therefore strong" is a bad argument
"My toy army can beat your toy army"
also Necrons
also Nids.
Also orks
Oh right forgot about them
Orks aren't close to being a dominate empire
We don't know how big the nods truly are but it's probably bigger then the entire galaxy lol
And so isn't the Imperium lol
And necrons once again aren't dominating the majority of the galaxy
They still control the majority of space
they dont
Well since its been cut in half not really
Necrons got about as many Warriors as most human populations
and they are way stronger
But I'm the half that's actually liveable yes they do
Yeah the Imperium is not the strongest player, again.
Necrons got literal space magic
the same "livable" planets that they lose daily
They also gain planets and territory what do you think the point of guillimens crusade was
To regain lost territory in the savable part of the galaxy, which has its ups and downs.
and some crusades were entirely lost
lol
lol
they are still the biggest and most dominant faction in the setting. they might be on the defensive and besieged on all sides but they are holding on and that won't change as long as the universe persists.
the Imperium is not exactly suppose to be something you are suppose to gloat or defend about.
Just because they don't win literally everything doesn't mean they aren't the dominate force of the galaxy
"universe perists"
more like model sales
so, practically forever
My brother in the god emperor no civilisation in 40k makes fucking sense
The imperium is big and powerful
....and is stretched hilariously thin on it's hind legs
I mean so?
then why model it after existing civilizations

That's like, the core part of the entire thing
^
Because it looks cool
And they still got similarities
not because it just looks "cool"
why are you dragging this subject so much
Any victory is temporary and does nothing but stall the inevitable, either from within(and of their own making) or from without(also of their own making)
^
With guillimen and the lion back the imperium is probably going to be making a recovery
Nah
Or atleast stall even harder
It will stall harder even without them
I think the only section of the Imperium thats doing okay is the Ultramar system, due to logistics and transport of resources in an orderly fashion
Pretty much
Also watch the 9th edition trailer, Guilliman literally laments at how the Imperium is still awful.
And that they are still losing planets.
GW makes those trailers for people like you

Oof
Even ultramar still reels from multiple tyranid and chaos invasions
Of course, its just relatively better
Northern and Eastern Ultramar are decimated
Doing better then it was when guillimen wasn't dead
I mean its literally the same.
The Imperium will be doing much much better once they discover all the tyranid hive fleets were just scouting parties 
He got up and went to Terra
The imperium is basically in an infinite tug of war which its slowly losing bit by bit
Returned some decade later
The only reason the Plague Wars even stopped was because of chaos
Wink
Probably yeah
God
Oh boy
Since its humanity
why are you people like this
OH BOY
And I just so happen to be human
So you approve of literal slave labor
and fascism?
you leave Anathema Skywalker out of this 
and servitors?
I mean the whole structure is fucked
Yeah because you arent suppose to cheer for it
Everything about the imperium is fucked
The tyranids are the good guys, as Schopenhauer would put it, as it is preferable to not exist than to exist, and they are the agents of total non-existence
But since I'm human there is not really any other choice
I mean
will that excuse work when you are choking on factory fumes
and literally working as a slave

I mean, you can always be part of the Tau empire
Which would treat you better
Relatively of course
You can like the Imperium without going into this weird "Im a human" shit tbh.
Or just any human world not in the Imperium
^
Its genuinely weird.
That's literally the only reason I'll choose to be part of the imperium
"part"
The imperium fucking sucks
meh, they win or lose it'll go on and on. best thing about the setting is they can lose bad
OK then I'll reword it
The only reason the imperium are the "good guys" is because i just so happen to not want humanity to go extinct.
You dont have to be siding with them just because they're human. Again, Tau empire are a thing and there are humans that exist within their ranks.
That's stupid
thats what GW has said
the appeal of 40k is everyone is evil
You like the Imperium because you're a human. I like the Imperium because I want a lobotomized servant who claps like one of those wind up monkeys when he remembers what fear is. We are not the same.
Yeah but xenos are Hella cringe
People can like other factions other than humans.
Well I got Argenta's sister of battle armor in rogue trader now
Its called having taste lol
we had to complete her companion quests in chapter 4 to get it
Well you'd rather be part of the empire that exploits their own race like cattle than the one that treats you somewhat like a human being?
Did I say you can't enjoy it
Calling it "cringe" itself is cringe.
so yes lol
Yeah, also the tau do shady shit like mind control and also persecute humans if they are religious now. Also the tau are probably going to have a big schism down the line.
yesh even with her Sister of Battle power armor on, Argenta still has above 100% dodge rate
And also the tau empire is small and so if any one Faction outs their eye on you there's a good chance your fucked
Cope
Yes, I did say relatively, not that they were actually good. You're treated like second class citizens, but you're also treated like citizens.
Seethe evn
You first bucko
Mald

Farsight Enclaves: pretty heroic, if you sweep all that racism under the rug
MELKOR CRUSH THIS MANS BALLS
people see "the cruelest and the most bloody regime imaginable" and still think yeah these are the good guys in the setting
Inb4 he denies this
Inb4 he doesnt read it
too many squiggles 💀
Inb4 I don't really care what gw says
The last guy said the same thing
"There are no good guys"
- writes Felicia Tayber *
Why did they lie to us
The imperium aren't morally good but good in the sense that I'll rather have the imperium there then nothing at all
Or you'd rather not just work for literal monsters.
^
If you got to choose between evil or worse you should not choose at all.
Can you read or are you just dense
There are good people in the Imperium, but the Imperium is an awful place
I think you are the only dense person here buddy.
^
I get that its humanity but cant humanity be idk better?
True
Either way, that's GW's statement and we are in a discord under an official GW videogame, its their word against yours.
Obviously
🤷♂️
We have the capacity to be good people, why cant the Imperium?
well, the point is nothing at all is way better alternative than imperium. irony is there
the irony is that the Imperium is not an alternative
you are suppose to enjoy the evilness of it

Its cartoony
My point is literally the imperium is better then extinction and these glue eaters can't comprehend that suffering is probably better then genocide
Its not better.
Its really not
It really is
It really is

Hell, Battletech's governments would be better than the Imperium
Nope.
And they're all awful
Yep
Nope.
Nah
Si
No yo idiot
Well its better than nothing at all, so

But I'll take fascism over death
God
OH MY GOD
you are actually brainwashed
IM DYING
A FUCKING MASOLEUM

If you had a choice between literally extinction and fascism what do you think is a better choice.
yeah id rather die
HOLY FUCK
ID RATHER NOT BE DEAD BECAUSE OF X, Y, Z
Classic apologist reply, deflection
"Oh your skin color is too yellow, time for the rope."
Yeah and yet you still say its a better alternative
why can't we all accept big guys with jetpacks vs giant space bugs are cool 🤷
TO NONE EXISTENCE YES IT IS
Anything is better then nonexistence
"Fascism bad"
They are, dont worry fren
Oh 100%
all this overanalyzing satire 💤
I mean its not overanalyzing
its a simple message made by brits from the 80's
"dont be a fascist"

No shit
Read Schopenhauer 😬
LOL
And when has anyone in this discussion disagreed with that
Anyway lets move away from this shit
Non-existence is preferable to existence
This is dumb
"Fascism is better than non-existence."
No shut up its Schopenhauer hour
That’s personal value judgement not an endorsement of facism
Well I've seen enough I think.
It's still bad.
fuck off with that shit lol
Tyranids are the only good guys
Finally, peace
I think he got banned
Likely
Hopefully not, he did nothing wrong
Well at very least a time out
at some point I'll find an imperium fan liking them for what they are and not for some copium justification
that day will come
Yall think "Fortunate Son" is an ancient folk song on Cadia
no idea why you defend people like this
On Catachan yes
Dm me if you care that much about being an inquisitor
I don't. I just expect common human decency.
Why not just here
Because dilara is clearly tired of seeing this conversation duh
I've seen this conversation for 12 years since ive been a fan, carry on lol
yeah ig it's patience running thin moment rather than him being irredeemable
Fair enough
Im dying, I thought the same fucking thing lmfao
At least someone hasn't come in posting something like this yet lol
That was another server 
Ahhhh
I feel like nurglings probably have the same pressure point cats do on the back of the neck and you can pinch them and they'd fall asleep (it's where their plaguebearer used to carry them)
I'd be offended and say I'm normal but that's probably not true
That title is destroying me
now I'm curious about that nonsense video and I don't wanna deal with the recommendations afterwards
uhhh, incognito mode here I come
40k fans OWN women with FACTS and LOGIC Ft. Henry Cavill
Do you ALSO reject the woke agenda?
Oh no guys.
Wokehammer is ruining us all.
👻 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

MY ANTI WOKE WARHAMMER
MY DUNE
MY ARRAKIS
ATREIDES! ATREIDES! ATREIDES!
You guys aint seen shit till you see warhammer twitter
I just like the Warhammer art
You mean dudes with Space Marine pfps being sexist/anti-hobby chuds? 💀
I watch videos like that raw so Google can't really keep track of my interests. They currently believe I'm a 40 year old, transgender ultraconservative Christian who speaks Spanish as a first language
Every time I open it I get new people to block 
LMAO, my front page is full of two, the same people just constantly beefing eachother.
Its so fucking funny.
dudes with BT pfp talking about the benefits of eugenics and not eating seed oils
I tried to look up Rylanor's Twitter and couldn't find the spicy stuff. Do you got any of his spicy gross takes?
NO lmao
Damn
I only eat baby oils
I follow every one of them on all sides to always get my brain thoroughly rotted
I just like toy soldiers 🤷
It's so stupid though
I just like my funny little toy soldiers that make the sadness that sleep can't fix go away
I only follow this one french painter who gets harassed for painting pride marines
My favorite are the 40k roleplayers, that are super in character amd then suddenly start crying about pronouns and how we need to cleanse furries. 
Oh I have a pretty chuddy coworker who told me I need to salt a shotglass full of olive oil every morning and down it
He likes Vulkan
whats the best 40k lore channel
I normally just take a zyn and a monster and shit my pants
"Ah, another person named Jagathai Khan is complaining about women and how they should know their place"
"Another one? Add him to the pile"
I - what
one with the least nasally voice
Adeptus Rid-
I like Bricky for the intro stuff, Luetin is alot more in depth
least sexist Mongol
I love that video
same
absolute massive man singing ontop of a mountain
what else do you need in life
My favourites are the ones that list Arch as a source
I like Luetin for the mass lore dump, but I dont find his narration particularly entertaining to watch , and dem videos are longg
havent seen the arbitrator
ian
Who's that fuck with the hair that does lore videos
I loved luetin until he tried saying "jaghatai"
Yeah I didnt wanna be rude otherwise I was gonna add "Luetin, if you wanna fall asleep"
Free Aquillas so I can afford food next rotation. 
I like Mr Bones because it makes me feel like I met an autistic boy at the bar and he didn't know how to talk to me but I accidentally mentioned his special interest and now he's kind of charming me but I'm still going to turn him down before I leave
I think lore videos are boring
WesHammer
Wes is a bit obnoxious but he means no harm
I just dont like his style
I actually did, I was watching the one on Krieg , fell asleep , and woke up halfway through the siege of vraks 
I fantasize about giving him a buzzcut often
he's a nice guy thoh
unproblematic
least insomniac guardsman moment
Isnt that the guy who got booted by GW?????
that's bc kreig lore is a snoozefest
OH NVM I AM STUPID
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I like Wes's horror anthology series
imagine being so cringe the company contacts you to remove WARHAMMER from your name 💀
Wes's hairline gotta be devastating under that hairband
I will expose it
I will find a way
I know you're in here weshammer
The Warhammer horror books are neato
That guy, who will randomly pop up in a kids youtube shorts and traumatizes them instantly with Emperors Children lore :D
they are pretty good especially if you dont wanna pay for the books
That hairband is his hairline
it's his familiar
weshammer is a writer?
Tbh I don't want to pay for anything
tiktoker
Hey they aren't that bad
what anthology series
Nah, they and the Night Lords did nothing wrong 🤝
There's a bunch of horror stories in the Warhammer universe in a horror book anthology
They're all really neat
He hasnt done shortform content in like a year
Warhammer Horror keeps winning
sorry, I meant what does weshammer have to do with it?
I think he noticed its not a good way to do content
which is good tbh
or did I just misread the whole convo 
He has some videos pretty much summarizing it in decent detail for a bunch of them
I see
I've heard a lot of people say "The Haunter in the Dark" is their favorite 40k novel
weshammer is probably the only lore guy trying to give attention to horror stories
Wait wrong one
He says he just geninuely enjoys doing longer videos and also for yall saying hes spread alot of misinformation he has addressed that and even just released a video clearing up miscpnceptions that he helped spread
I fuckdd all that up
The watcher in the rain?
"The Watcher in the Rain", my bad lmao
The Watcher in the Rain?
Yeah the watcher in the rain is really good
Watcher in the Rain is GOATED 🐐
YES I HAVE CORRECTED MYSELF
Sorry it takes like half a minute for my messages to send 
GET EM LADS
most guys are "guttural voice" 4 hours deep dive xyz 30k character
If someone makes a grammar mistake in here, they should be silenced for a week.
I listened to it with my mum (dear lord help her, she hates 40k) in the car and the ending just...rarely ever did my jaw drop that hard-
Jesus Christ, watcher fucked me up.
I mean tbf I called it an entirely different story, by an entirely different author, written in an entirely different century
A bit more than a typo
We endorse cannibalism in this house.

My pure reaction was well well well if it isnt the consequences of my own actions
Moral of the story?
If you operate at a call center, help people
OR THEY MIGHT ONE DAY EAT YOU
I think she was a lovely lady and didn't deserve what happened to her
stop spying on me
She truly did nothing wrong
People just mad at her for girlbossing
The watcher in the rain does nothing wrong
Like legitimately the most passive warp entity
The watcher no?
||He just lets you reflect, at least thats how I understood it.||
for some reason, and I have no idea why, my brain just assumed you were talking about Magnus. I think its time to break from 40k lore
Yeah but whose fault is it that your reflections make you hate yourself?
Yeah that's weird, the only female primarch was Curze
Estrogen could have saved her
I dunno if he got booted exactly. More just told to take Warhammer out of their name since GW copyright etc. though no doubt he's not popular with them
The peoples? They are the ones who did that.
Dilara i work at a security call center.....
Yeah he didnt get booted, only got contacted to stop using "Warhammer" in his name, he was never collaborating with GW.
which is WEIRD because any other youtuber with "warhammer" in their name never got this treatment, but it is funny lol
Yeah the watcher makes you realize you're a monster, but you're a monster by your own choice. He's simply there to show you your faults which is incredibly benign for a warp entity. He just watches
Me when the company whose setting I "champion" dislikes me for saying racial slurs
So I started painting recently
And I leave my cat with my mom when I go out of town, so she has to drive to my house to pick up the cat
I still cannot believe he dropped the hard-R n-bomb in a fucking video about slave goblins 💀
THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING
I get a call
Nice
She did not say hello
She did not say anything
Just in the most hurt and scared voice I've ever heard
He watches in the rain...hes- 
"I touched your space wizard and he broke :("
Haha he went pretty hard on GW when they did the whole Warhammer is for everyone thing
The observer in the precipitation
oh dear
you're killing me with all the magnus references
Yeah he's a chud at its prime lol
She literally sounded like an abandoned puppy I couldn't even be mad I just laughed
now he basically does anything but warhammer
Complete with fake british accent
I JUST CLICKED ON HIS VIDS AND OH MY GOD HIS VOICE
Right its so bad
yeah like even before he got "exposed" Arch has always been sus or disliked lol
I'm telling you, Mr Bones, he has that autistic rizz. You can hear it in his voice. I could listen for hours.
I've never heard of him before drama, I haven't heard of him afterwards. life's good
Lmao
Im coining that term
yeah Arch was a big part of the mid 2000's 40k fandom
now hes literally a nobody
oh yeah also
his subreddit got hijacked
now all it does is people posting building arches

I hear archs discord is an absolute pigpen of degenerates
I mean tbh Majorkill has said stuff almost as bad and he's pretty popular.
Kek
Majorkill mostly lives up to it and admits he was cringe while still sticking to semi-offensive humor that usually doesn't cross the line which is a meh defense but it is how it is.
He's at the very least made a slight effort to clean up the sussier parts of his act
I still hate him though 
Majorkill is a baseline australian, we kind of treat it like he has a disability and can't really help himself. It must be hard living in a household with an Australian and we should respect his family.
I remember when a big part of his gimmick was larping child abuse
Ah good ol timmy
Did he deadass drop hard-R in a video to prove some point?
I mean yeah Majorkill is mostly edgy humour
Not in videos, on discord though...
I heard about those leaks from his discord
Though I also heard some of it might've been faked?
he has self awareness, arch believes what he's saying
They always claim its fake
||He literally referred to Gnoblars in Warhammer Fantasy who are basically abused Goblin slaves as "House n*ggers"|| and then laughed about it.
He purged a REALLY big percentage of his videos and this caused a massive drop of views in his channel.
I don't know if anyone keeps up with old 4chan celebrities, but Nyanners makes Warhammer videos now
Iirc those were all before he started properly gaining traction, so he's cleaned up anyawy
YOU CANT BE SERIOUS
IM SERIOUS
He meant Majorkill I think
WHO'S STUPID TO DO THAT
theres basically no evidence of that anymore i think
Nyanners paints thousand sons and it's wild to hear her talk about it
I legit got no idea why he thought that was a good idea
No it's still on youtube
LMAO
sounds aussie to me
Alotta Vtubers have been getting into Warhammer lore as of late
Its kinda surreal
I gotta look this up
What's surreal to me is someone calling Nyanners a Vtuber, I'm still not used to it
I'll DM
Thanks brother
Oh the video got deleted 
Oh i guess she isnt part of Vshoujo anymore
Matara and zen both reacting to warhammer videos now
No I'm just saying she was a celebrity like, a decade before vtubing was a thing
Get me Henya reacts....
Dammit noooooo.....
Doesnt fucking jacksepticeye paint ultramarines and tyranids
Ah yeah also true
Most of that got purged though and she made a public apology that was actually quite good. Old Nyanners makes Arch look like an upstanding citizen.
Sent
meanwhile war thunder donates directly to the russian army 

I need to get my leaked military documents somehow
(Fbi this is what we call a joke)
one of the infamous WT leakers is a friend of mine and he thought it was so funny all these bs game journos were contacting him for commentary
he got in 0 trouble btw
he bought a crate of gov documents off of ebay
Yet zero trouble yet
how could they manage to fail "anyone can do, just don't work with THIS guy" request 
and put them on the internet
You severely overestime the effort the marketing boards of these companies put into their work
wish I took that job the feds offered me out of college 
Do yall think a primarch is big and strong enough to put my entire arm his mouth like a chicken wing and suck all the meat off
kevin hart tweet in 2009 vibes
iykyk
Yes but why
I'm comparing pros and cons of imperium vs tyranids
Best military weapon is a Toyota truck with a machine gun on the back
Dont make me get the rolled up newpaper
Genestealer cultists agree
so does a 6 years old african kid
GW should make cat miniatures usable in both fantasy and 40k.
1 point, -1 AP, 1 damage, 1 wound
Is that gamebreaking? Yes
The tradeoff? Each cat is sold individually like a character
If you could what is the most dominate threat besides the nids?
Ourselves \0/
have you seen that one twitter where they make fun little goofie spacemarine army stuff? https://twitter.com/MeU_317
awww I love the blue boy petting the kitty
how many people do you think who complain about tau not fitting the setting are younger then the Tau as an army
well finally done with Rogue Trader. Now to take a long break until a DLC or update add more to the game for a new playthrough
uh so many bugs currently that prevented certain things from being completed manditory for the Good ending
Argenta last companion quest is bugged so it does not register complete even when you complete it which cause it to auto fail due to not registering it as complete when moving to Chapter 5
but it still gives you her complete reward being her Sister of battle Armor
which makes her godly on the battlefield
Lmao based.
I just found out that admech came out in 2015?!?! They were in the lore before that right? Surely.
They were, but they didn’t exist as an army before that
ok, i was going to be shocked if that was not the case. They are such a big part of the lore.
They are, but their Skitarii legions less so
If you want some more cursed knowledge
Dark Eldar
weren't an actual army
until after Tau

When were knights released
for some reason i thought tau were like new. They came out in 2001. Thats before i was born lol
"codex tempestus scions"
yeah they're old lol, they're from around when Warhammer 40k became warhammer 40k
Them being the new kid on the block is 99% a grognard meme
The 1% being their theme as the new kid on the block, but no one seems to really dig deep enough to understand that

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about to get told not all alpha legion are chaos how do I reply
Of course their sales dropped, who wants a tyranid with emotions and two legs?
That loyalist alpha legion get no presentation and are basically non-existant
Call their local medical services and let them know someone with a bad concussion is wandering around

They're relegated to glorified flavor text GW can monetize when they feel like it
It's still cool to know they're out there though
Yep pretty much
So what's the chances the dark angels get past their paranoia and Lion El'Johnson makes a comeback?
Also, who else besides the lion is possible, or you would like to see come back, and why?
ferrus manus
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Apparently you did
In their temple
Fuck me apparently 🤣
Well.... moving on quickly....
Lol who tf is next
Those companions that got released are the Risen apparently
Who are fallen he's grabbed
Yeah he featured in an event and got his own book lol
Like almost a year ago now I think
Damn... idk how I missed it
Last I knew he was still comatose. Which was infuriating cause with guilliman running around them together would be pretty rowdy
There's like 3 big DA chars still missing models but they've been eating this last year
Well... which primarch do we think, if any, are coming back after Lion? Or that we want to?
Ooh that'd be cool
They have all the monogod armies except EC
And all the primarchs
So he's a pretty safe bet
Hell yeah
Yup. He’s back big time
Russ for loyalists
Fulgrim is next for daemon primarchs though
After that, who knows. GW has been trying to space them out so maybe we’ll get them all eventually or maybe it’ll mostly stop there, hard to say. If we get Lorgar or Perturabo I think it’ll make it more clear if they’re gonna eventually bring the others back.
But iirc some investor meetings they specifically said they had planned a five year gap in between brining loyalist primarchs back and Covid increased the gap between Guilliman and the Lion
Its gonna be the primarch whos subfaction is the most popular/profitable
Russ makes sense knowing most SW players

💀
I've had two different people react to what I just posted with this exact image today

reminder
an official GW artist also did a fanart of this meme

goes hard as fuck ngl
I hope it’s Russ. Just for him to be developed even half as much as lion has
the order of the sailor moons
Maybe I'll warm up to him
but man
I hope it's Jagathai
Igor Sid was the artist's name
Oh i keep forgetting about him
lmao yeah he was more famous last edition
He did.... 8th Ed sisters?
mostly him and Martinez
Lewis only had like 1-3 pieces
he got more prominent in 9th edition
I like him a lot still
Or maybe Jaime and Johan are a better comparison
hes very Kopinski and Adrian inspired, most people forget Imperials are suppose to be ugly monsters

My fav is still mostly Miguel tbh
Not the least because his speed paints are super fun to watch
ugly monsters?
With the amount of inbreeding they do they can be considered the hapsburg sphere
I like the guy with the mosquito nose at the bottom either casting a spell or touching a glowing ball

"Leontus, I think we're gonna have to kill these people"
"Damn"
Like a survival horror game where you play as a GSC ?
maybe if we get gsc cosmetics our fantasies can come true >:)
Alien Isolation, but it's a whole GSC
In a hive
imagine being the poor bastards who wipepd out because they accidentally stepped on a local gang's toes
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