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It does go hard
yeah 40k art does go hard as fuck
Although tbh hurricane bolters are used to shred titan shields in titan combat
So hey
Maybe it is a good idea
No he’s defnitely making sure they don’t miss the little knights at the foot of all of those daemon titans
That warhound in the front looks like it’s got lashes lol
being that close to a titan would seriously put my nuts in my stomach man
art like that really helps you appreciate how fucking big the titans are
It’s probably mostly demonic by now so yeah those are just eyes probably
Also the artist that does these cover arts just uh
has a VERY clean/sleek style hence my toy comment
so dont expect a lot of gross decorations/demonic shit
And on the other end of the spectrum….
Oi likes em dirty
Lewis Jones use of lighting in his pieces is actually insane though
It is
“Hey, wanna see how hard I can piss shit out guardsmen?”
Almost makes you feel bad for the orks
Theres a reason he got promoted to the head of the GW miniature design team.
showing humans as these ugly as fuck horde of monsters is what 40k is all about

I love the imperium
peak imperium
It’s a rare example of the guard looking scary
Did jones also do a bunch of the Macharius art?
Similar feel to a lot of it
Could very well just be continuing what he started with a different artist
Ah this one is by Raymond Swanland
That was before him
Yeah
He’s fairly recent
They changed track with the art a lot after 8e I think and moved away from making a lot of it like
Generic looking
More towards the weirder grungier stuff like Jones
Yeah Lewis Jones is more uhhh
"horror"
If you want to know an art done by him look for spikes
yeah notice the skitarii art
for the most part they are pretty normal
then you got the servo-skull
he was definitely holding back on this one lmao
If he could find a way to make spiky bath robes for the Skitarii he would do it
aside from all the chaos bad things, what do you all think the chaos gods represent if they were good
or the good representation i shoul dsay
should say
IM READY TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAGH!!!!
TIL Ghazgkull headbutted a warp portal closed, and proceeded to shit talk the chaos gods
I think that voice at the end of the part 2 teaser was female so most likely I'd say yes
When the ass is phat
I know that mobile game horus heresy legions has a ton of art stylized like the huge forge world Black books they did and it has art of imperator titans im shocked nobody has tried to dig the art out
Me trying to comprehend just how exactly did managers fuck up
Yeah I see a bit of both, it's like so much stuff I just want it just so we don't lose a sizable art database in such an unsuspecting app that probably has predatory mobile in app purchases
There’s a google doc with all the art
If you go to the discord and ask someone will send it to you
I just noticed in the darktide vox communications that as the story progress, the radio chatter isnt of forces responding to the outbreak as they are made to believe, as they slowly reveal to be moebian 6th comms and instead of plague targets, they're probably attacking enforcer stations and moebian 21st garrisons
Its neat
I'm curious what vox comms you mean. The mourningstar hub vox?
the videos
on youtube
vox broadcasts that started before release
well we have Vox intercepts going at the moment
most recent one being about Zolas shenanigans
What zola doin
Who cooked up this planet name I can't even
Just wait for
Birmingham is a major regimental tithe world, recruiting between five and ten million Imperial Guardsmen every year.[2a]
Birmingham is also the homeworld of the Harbingers Space Marine Chapter.[4]
Not Birmingham
Or
Newfound is the homeworld of the Genesis Chapter of the Space Marines. It is located a short distance to the the galactic northwest of the Realm of Ultramar.[2]
40k has very original planet names
this is up there with Unobtanium
Also wth rare Zealot chat crossover
Holy shit you have to be WHAT
a planet called Carlos McConnel
yep that is definitely on top for what the hell
Weebs got to have catgirls in there somewhere
There was an old meme that Carlos McConnell was an especially narcissistic rogue trader who converted an entire planet into his cat girl waifus
But in actuality the planet is named after a young fan who really liked Thundercats. Someone at GW talked to him and ended up putting Thundercats on a planet named after him, which is a much cuter backstory

well that's wholesome
Insane
the hivemind is in the works yeah something happened in zeaot chat and now warp rat is part of the hivemind of Joshos. I am the 427th josho
I am a rare specimen. A legitimate zealot degen that loves 40k lore
y
Yeah like an imperial citizen would eat what Grom The Paunch cooks any time
That's not even a joke
I did find it suspicious that Josho would leave Zealot chat
“Damn, his head was absolutely crushed and made into a fine stew, but his hat is in stellar condition
it's a dice throw
50/50 you either get the worst life humanly possible or it's just really average stuff
It's really not
even "peaceful" Imperial worlds get shit deals
no planet in Imperial space is good to live in
You would too don’t lie
It probably tastes great
Warhammer is one of the few setting where i'd rather be in the fantasy one than in the sci fi one
Yeah when people say they are good places to live in the Imperium they are kinda missing the point
It’s “good” only because it’s relative to a place as shitty as the torrent (or worse)
But, y’know, Imperium of man really does care about its citizens it just needs to make the necessary sacrifices for humanity to survive 🥺 👉 👈
mate of course I would I have his entire body plan
If I'm going to be a human I would rather be an imperial or that of cathay fuck being a bretonnian
Are there catboys in fantasy?
nope
Insert Witcher 3 ‘Then fuck off’ meme
shit deals by our standards but in universe i'd say it's fine
Only because the bar is so low
I’d be fine being a Bretonnian
Just not a peasant
If i had to be in the 40k universe i'd rather take my chances at the imperial casino than be a filthy non-human tbh
bug ofc i'd rather not be in the 40k universe at all 
There are Cat Beastmen
I believe the term is “filthy degenerates whose parents lacked the will to end them like they should”
this tbh
I love that Bret Emigrant to the Empire often are placed on the border of Sylvania and they are fine with it cause it's still better
not enough baby killing, that's why we have all those gors in the reikwald
damn cowards
If you consider living in squalor and being slave labor "fine" you do you

Tbf with xenos you don’t have much better options
You’re gonna be an Ork
And you’re gonna die at like age 2 weeks old cause some other Ork didn’t like the way you walked by him
or just wanted ur teeth
Yeah but The thing is they don't complain a lot and their standards of living is very sustainable and plus if you're an ork you're smart enough to not walk by a Nob, you do your best and hopefully you make it to warboss
I’d rather be born on Catachan than melt hive worlds
Orks aren’t really happy with their lot tbh
Also it has been confirmed that they can reincarnate
And they do complain
Yeah but for the most part they are happy
they only complain when they dont get what they want
Nah some are content
orks are prideful monsters but most dont give a shit
they just wanna wage war and kill
yeah like Dilara said they are always doing something most of the time and the only complain they do is when they don't fight something
They get rowdy when there's no fight
There’s plenty of cases we see of Orks not being content, there’s a constant want to be warboss and be in charge but they can’t
the good life for them
It’s an endless struggle for ascendency which most can’t do
That's the mostly smart ones like ghaz
No he’s just the ones who succeed
a good chunk is happy as long as they get to fight
They all wanna be Ghaz
everybody says "i'd be fine being an ork" until they get to be a grot
being a grot is just IRL
Grots also just straight up have shitty lives
With very very few exceptions
yeah but the bosses are football hooligans that intake steroids like it's water
also nah they dont
again most orks are content
not every ork wants to be a warboss
Yeah
some literally fight because theres a fight going on lol
Some are happy just to be a big boss
they arent exactly napoleon
As long as they do what they are made to do which is fighting they are as content as pig in mud
There are very little amount of orks that want more than fighting
Literally ever pov I can recall of Orks it’s them thinking “some day I’m gonna be boss” when they are told to do something or whatever
And even then those wants are rather quite easy to do
If they’re not already boss
Orks dont aspire to be on the bigger foodchain unless theres clear power-vacuuming or shifts going on.
most literally just do not care
Yeah you wouldn't want to turn out like the other ork challenging the war boss only for him to get turned into spaghetti soup
They still do though, even if it’s just on the micro scale, they’re always being bullied by someone above them, and always bullying the ones below
thats literally every living creature
orks may not be smart but they can understand their placement and when there is an opportunity to move
including us lol
It’s not, and Orks are way more extreme I mean come on
The more I hear about Orks the more I imagine them acting like fratboys
they basically are
like I shoota boy will be content having a shoota but he won't pass up getting a big shoota
As a race Orks always desire for more, more scrap, better guns, more teef, more control.
It’s hardwired into them
That’s part of what makes Ghaz special is he’s actually capable of thinking in terms of denying himself fights
and so does the imperium and eldar and dark eldar and tau, the chaos gods, and necrons
He doesn’t just go around and fight whoever and withdraws
the other races want more too
Not even close to the same
The Orks literally on a genetic level are never content with their current lot, there’s always a desire to get higher on the chain
the difference is that orks are literally genetically coded so that they can desire that and only that
That sounds awful
Because they’re biological weapons
It’s their purpose is to keep propagating and keep getting more dangerous
Yeah which makes living ask them not the most stressful and actually easy to do because they are happy with what they are doing
They also reincarnate
so you can get another shot in life if your other one didn't go so well
That’s wild
they're happy but they're barely sentient tbh
they are pretty sentient
orks are basically made for this setting which is why living as them is often the best way you can go
And yes they are sentient
they are just single-minded
bio-machines with no depth
I think people vastly overplay how happy Orks are. A ton of books featuring PoVs of them do not have it that simple.
Idk the books they got show a lot of depth
Just like me!
Yeah they're basically office workers but their job is just killing everything and fighting
On the surface and their general presentation is them being jolly psychopaths.
If this was the case orks would also basically get nothing done, they are a lot like chimpanzees if you want to consider the dynamic of a warboss, its not something every ork wants when they can just be a small fry and kill people in their own accord.
Like we also see Imperial workers who are happy or content with their shitty lives
Yeah because they are brainwashed lol
Ok and? Like that’s my point
One of the things the imperium tells people to do is that if you're working and killing yourself everyday for our own good then you are doing your work
💀
That is literally their basics
An ork has a lot more freedom than that
if he wants he can be a stormboy
If he's good enough he can be a spanner
Basically what im trying to get at yeah lol
some orks just do not give a shit
why is this so hard to get
That’s a big if is the thing
he's genetically coded to do war, idk how that's being free
Yeah and why would they give a shit giving a **** is what gotten a lot of civilizations to ruin
Cause they've never known anything else
Yes
They just do what they are good at doing which makes them survive it's that simple
That’s my point
^
and they are happy at what they are doing
Compared to the other factions they are the happiest at what they do
Only thing Id rebuttal against that is the genetic code bit meaning that only certain boyz become certain subtypes of boyz (Burnas, Mekks, Dokks, etc). An average boy will not want nor has the skills to do most of those tasks
Orks only want to be a warboss and its usually only the oppoturnistic ork/orks that will want that, most are just content with throwing their lot in with whatever is happening and stick to the lower foodchain
not by choice tho
I disagree based off the books I’ve read and the povs we’ve gotten of them but whatever
Anyways
Yeah but the average boy can become multiple units, spanners may not be as good as a mech boy but they can keep vehicles running and have some limited mechanical knowledge, stormboyz are excellent shock troops, hell you can become a driver if you have the teeth and scrap
I wonder how lovely a vacation to Catachan is
would you like a catachan coconut?
Well if you can survive stepping into the dirt and having your leg eaten on the first day then sure
it would be good
Sounds lovely
looks like a skull and explodes into myriad tiny needles
I love how the Professional Vet just talks about the Catachan Coconut out of nowhere
Like literally nothing prompted them to talk about it
I have always thought it would probably be bette to be born on Catachan than most hive worlds
Sure there’s a 75% chance you die
But if you don’t
"We've run into scorpions the size of battle tanks. Three men died from Eyerot last week and I've sweated enough to fill a lake. Emperor help me, I love this place, it's just like home!"
You don’t know any different
You’re prepared for the universe if you survive to leave
Still sucks but
bro they insult people by calling them Cadian
that's a whole new level of shade and disrespect


Tbh Catachans think anyone whose not them is a pansy
rightfully so
Muscles also dont save you from stepping on a landmine 💀
I mean, it's understandable that they assume that
not that everyone but them is a pansy
Tbh with Harker they might
man got bitten in half yet somehow survived
that was uhhh
“Back home, I once fancied me a pair of Catachan Devil boots. Killed me half a dozen of the great ugly critters but never found a single one that wore any!”
Ironhand
who needs critical organs anyway
direct intervention of the emperor
Ye Straken, torn in half by a land shark, killed it, passed out and got a super bionic
it's the only explanation
replace the emperor with "GW" and yes
i like Marbo because my man is just Avatar of PTSD
Harker is the one who can’t die yet
"would you like me to place them with the rest, son?"
Harker is just a smart Ogryn

stonetooth harker shoots a heavy bolter like it's nothing
hes saving those stamina points
No clue, don’t remember it if they do
I’ll always love the Mordians though
nvm its form Catachan Devil
love these fucking book names
so helpful and creative
💀
iron hands moment
"Hey can you recommend a book about Krieg?"
Well I mean
Mordians lost their world too no? 
Ah nice, not Cadians, phew
Now they’re doing an Iron Crusade
Iron Hands are cool too, makes sense
I’m convinced half the reason they saved them is it worked for the Iron theme
my favorite part of that entire campaign
the Mordians are not mentioned once
and its all Space Marine on Space Marine combat

Tbf I don’t know if they’re actually supposed to be with them
Just that they saved the world as the start
And are moving through the rest of the sector

most cowardly mordian
Just brutal Mordian grit
You mean imagine being based?
Mordians are pretty tough
TRASH
They’re perfect for each other
iron hands are cool but it's hard to take them seriously
Iron Hands casually holding off two black crusades, one massive death guard invasion
just like the space wolves
it's a naming convention issue
Engaging in the largest armored conflict in the Imperium since the Heresy
Im pretty sure Medusa got raided properly by the Black Legion
Abbadon and Perturabo combined forces and still had to run
Against one chapter
Yeah because you cant exactly fight a conventional war against a finding Chapter.
on their homeworld
definately not on medusa
Abaddons 7d super chess plans are beyond our understanding
More like their plot armor is too thick 💀
each and every black crusade was a success you just dont know it yet 
And then they obliterated the tens of thousands of tanks he sent for the 13th
ah yes the tzentchian cope
I’m happy with that
At least we get more Ferrus decapitation jokes out of it
If they did GW would make them lame like the sallies
to be honest more than half the fandom has no idea about more than half the setting
also true
70% of the fandom doesn’t read anything
And gets all their lore from TikTok’s
Generous
I don’t need the fandoms appeal
Guymer gets to write me dope shit like this and I get to enjoy it
Also each of the ten Land Behemoths being equivalent firepower to an Ordinatus.
Each
And Abbadon thought tens of thousands of tanks would be enough bah.
💀
I hate his face I hate his face I hate his face
god i fucking hate youtubers

the red arrow
He’s not even the worst tbh
it's the real workhorse here
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LMAO
that actually exists
Has Wes ever touched this game?
Inquisitor, dip him in the Nickolodeon slime
YouTuber hair needs to stop
if he got paid for it, then yes
I remember your reaction when I showed this video
good memories that
what about balding people
We tried, we failed, hair privileges are being revoked.
bald people are evil
it's genetic
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"im sorry sir, you are incarnate of evil"
"your genetic make up suggests you are actually Lorgar, its terminal"
that's why the emperor is good, confirmed by his flowing mane
he is anethema to bald people
It’s science
fck you erebusss!!
I feel like Wes also uses AI art in some thumbnails which makes me like him even less 
Nah its just shit from pinterest
generic monsters/sci-fi pics
which is even worse tbh
So it's probably AI 
god
dont forget hyper photoshoped screaming mouths and eyes
"This is why chaos gods are based"
spends the entire video talking about everything except the title




i'm going to become a slayer player and game snipe you
My favorite part of dark tide is when the ogyrn won the kids choice award
My favorite part of Darktide is when Hadron becomes a massive Asskisser whenever Brahms is in the same room
my favorite darktide moment is when Rannick said its Rannick time and inquisitored all over the traitor
I was playing the carnival last night with my gf
And then Brahms was commenting on the first infiltration part
She said something along the lines of “That wasn’t exactly the most lowkey insertion, was it?”
And I fucking had to do a double take because I genuinely didn’t know that “lowkey” was a phrase used before kids starting using it so often
Am i stupid
Wait did we
do you want us to answer?
Give it to me gay Bulgur
listen, i already feel like a fossil because i dont understand wtf are modern kids saying
You are a bit low on intelligence but compared to the people I've seen you are like Einstein
I've seen people Dumber than a rock but that would be an insult to rocks
Most slang today is just appropriated from AAVE and then grossly misused lmao
“Gyatt” means something completely different now
I really don’t blame you
someone in VRC unironically said "Skibidy" to me and i had to have some explain to me wtf did they mean by this
i felt like an Imperial citizen staring at a xeno
i will put you in this intelligence level
Because I'm
Lol
low int together stronk
You got that Skibidi Rizz Gyatt Ohio Fanum Tax
do not utter those words again
i will personally burn you alive
Shaking your Gyatt for the Rizzler
How did gyatt come to be? It sounds like an adlib from a desiigner song
this is some daemon true name tier of speech
you say it and unintentionally kill someone
definitely Slannnesh
“Gyatt” is short for “God” usually in context like “Gyatt Damn (God Damn)”
But it’s been misappropriated by kids to mean “ass”
Kai Cenat tricked a bunch of kids that it actually meant “ass” lmao
Yes it’s from that guy
How long ago did he do that?
i would make a joke but that would get me banned
Lmao
Idk when did you start hearing kids say Gyatt
5 years ago
Don’t think he started it
I’m sure he popularized it as an influencer though
But fairly certain it’s been slang for nice ass for a long time
Probs
I’m not black so idk lmao
I just know from friends that slang today is just really from AAVE lmao
i feel like an administratum clerk trying to decipher some eldritch Human speech
do not even try man
When you say something so Rizzphobic the Admech Priest hits you with that Rizzler stare
slang it's getting even more harder to understand as times go by
It’s not a huge leap: see nice ass > “god damn”>”gyatt damn”> shortened to just gyatt
You know what else is staring at you?
the barrel of my gun
Most of the humor that comprises Gen Z is about being post-ironic (which can sometimes devolve into surreal post-post-irony)
So when people use so many terms like that they use it to mean absolutely nothing
And it’s funny because it’s nonsense
i dread to think what horrors we will come up with a few generations down the line
(if humanity survives that long)
At least we’re past self-deprecation humor
And we’re now at post-ironic sincerity
There’s always time to show kids the glory of slaying heretics in the emperor’s name FYI
heres a concept, Ecclesiarchy trying to reach the youth by using memes
but not understanding what makes a meme well..a meme
Part of what makes a good meme is if it’s not appropriated by an authority figure
bro we are not gonna last long
Kids are really good at sussing out propaganda
we are dead my guy we are dead
Even though Opera GX is really good at making memes they’re ultimately cancelled out by the fact that it’s from a corporate entity
Instantly making it uncool
If the ecclesiarchy does try to do something similar it’d be DOA
Though the fact that they would try would make it funnier
I want to see how absurd Imperium propaganda gets
"Remember, Emperor is based and heresy is cringe"
On god on god
"We found an STC for something called "Advice Aquila memes""
I wonder what Dilara will think when she gets back into the chat
"Alas heretic, i have made a pict of me as the Holy Chad and you as a cringe soyjack!"
The geneatealer cultist passes you the boof, do you accept?!
Holy fuck I need this
look how happy that lad is
“Oh yeah I got drugs”
“Aw Jiminy Crickets just one little puff won’t hurt”
Warning: slightly loud
Sippin on xenos sizzurp
skaven absolutely do smoke warpstone
Im trying to remember what recreational drugs there are in 40k
There's alcohol "tobacco" and caffiene, plus the general category of stimms
Recaf technically ig
dont think we have much, lexicanum has a bunch of names
Beyond that there's chaos glass you look at and i don't remember any others
"sniff-musk"
Glint was a good bit of abnett writing
i personally remember Spook from necromunda
finished Death and the End Vol2 for my second re-read
man this book is fucking bloated
never reading it again
F
Can I have it
that shit started with millennials i do not think we should dump that solely on the shoulders of gen z lol
The important part is you’re both cringe
the "how many layers of irony are you at right now" meme is from like the aughts, maybe early tens
Millenial mainstream humor sucks but the roots of post-irony started there
w< s-sowwy if I'm b-b-being cwinge
It gets old after awhile
"How many layers of irony" was early 10s on Special Meme Fresh, a facebook page... i was there...
Real
its some of the realest shit ive ever seen
Remember "haha long boy"
no
planking
i never witnessed planking myself but i remember some of my friends talking about how dumb it was when it was happening
anyway cringe aint real
Haha long boy was a picture of an orange cylinder that's hard to explain
cringe isn't a property of an item, it's a reaction, you can control how you react to shit
i somehow understand perfectly
That being said I do find a lot of it funny I won’t lie
Even in the cringe there is humor
We live in a strange time
if you stop cringing you'll be happier
you can at any time stop cringing and engage with things sincerely
it rules actually
it fucking owns
There’s nothing more cringe than not embracing the cringe
Kill the part of you that cringes and you will be more whole
"You merely adopted the Cringe. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the based until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!”
You can have my review of the Sanguinius vs Horus fight scene
I really am a psychopath at heart
omniman delivering the family abuse special on the background ties it together
It really does lmao
and i love that people will still say that Sanguinus didn't get hit that hard
and he was able to put up a "decent fight"
Yeah the point was Horus wasn't trying.
he literally reaches into the "8th dimension" and plucks Sanguinius out of the air
Its talking about physical dimensions but like... I'm not exactly smart enough to know what the 8th one is, since the point is that Horus is so immersed in the Warp the laws of physics and reality dont apply to him.
"angle of space" is the weirdest possible way to describe a physical dimension, who wrote this
it's not technically wrong if you use the definition of spanning sets
Farseeing
that too
no i havent read any 40k books in probably 6 years
yeah i havent been encouraged by what i've been hearing lol
🙏
No that's the joytoy line
Whenever people ask me about warhammer I just compare it to stratego and civil war scale battles
It's a lot easier than saying "I paint little figures and give them names and make them fight"
is it though
People who don't know what it is view it as less childish I guess
At least in my experience
just spit the fuck out of my water
I call them toy soldiers, spiderbutt robot, naked guy armored undies
LMAO
Yeah like Sanguinius is probably so overrated that i hate him at this point.
Theres your "glorious hawkboy", a fucking blood splat on the ground

Characters getting brutally fucking whammed in warhammer is my favorite genre
like that dude in kong skull island
Same. Its so funny.
who tries to do brave sacrifice
god he legit deserved better
That movie is a great warhammer film
100%
just like event horizon
the guy that made it is also a massive nerd
I love the Godzilla movies
Aren't we all
Both
I don't want to start any fights, but on the topic, what do we think of the fallout trailer?
more popular the character is, he gets to enjoy worse death. I love grimderp
except for popular minis, they don't die
Sanguinius was in the ring with no music
looks fun to me
Horus showing up like the Undertaker 💀
him attempting to get Sanguinius to join him was also funny af
I enjoyed it, he was never gonna win but he gets a good showing
Sanguinius fighting him even still was 10 toes down shit though
my friend's gf worked on it and she said some uhhhh concerning things. I JUST HOPE IT'S FUN
He got his moneys worth out of the Blade Encarmine for sure
I will say
Abnett definitely stretched it as much as he could
because it was all just
SANGY FLIES
HE DOES A SWORD SWING
SANGY FLIES
HE DOES A SWORD SWING
HORUS SWINGS, AND MISSES

I always wondered what it would feel like to be in terminator armor like horus
The Ferrus stuff was the highlight of that book for me, actually unexpected and well done.
YES LMAO
My uncle said meth gets you pretty close
to quote "There. No more flying."
The rest was expected but fine, lots of filler but the parts that weren’t I enjoyed
Imperial Fist Man!
GOD 💀
I fucking despise imperial fists
same
I apologize to anyone in here that enjoys them as they have some cool stuff going for them like black templars sometimes and crimson fists

but they're such big fucking babies
big yellow babies
filling their diaper with cement
to make walls
This feels like a you thing more than how they’re portrayed
I didnt need that image in my life
Naw a lot of people dislike Fists
they are like the most generic marines
Crimson fists are cool though cause a space marine named Hector de la Cruz can blast through a wall of orks with a power fist thats super red
I love their names lmao
I know but it’s mostly just a “I don’t like the poster boys/they hurt my favorite boys so I don’t like them”
I mean no
we can get deeper than that
they just have no character
or like, anything to like lol
aside from
"Oh badass one liner"
They have too much character if anything
For the ultramarines? sure
a space marine legion dedicated to building fortifications is so funny
being a space marine does not help you draw blueprints or operate machinery
The point of IF being "stoic" really fucking traps writers in a corner lmao
^
With Rann, Sigismund, Camba Diaz, Pollux
give one a personality and it's YOURE BREAKING CANON NOOOOO
Like Fists are only good for Generic One Liner before they kill a traitor
And when they get a personality they become black templars 
Crimson fists btw, top 5 chapter for me, worst books ive ever read
I dont remember who wrote them but send them straight to the tibia breaker
it's possible to write a good stoic character, but it's hard and it takes a lot of work. Roland the gunslinger from The Dark Tower comes to mind
Roland is just the driver from drive
Pretty much this
like theres a reason people hate most founding Chapters
and its not just "uwu posterboys bad"
roland makes the opposite choice compared to the Driver
he lets the girl die to continue his personal quest
first book growing up roland was way more interesting than later on imo
What was everyone's first book in 40k?
wolfblade by william king
i think i found one in a public library when i was in elementary school, i have no idea
My dad gave me his copy of gaunt's ghosts like 12 years ago
People hate every faction for pretty goofy reasons, I don’t think it makes it more valid tbh.
That was my first
Gaunt's ghosts is the best sharpe spinoff
It’s pretty weird to hate any faction tbh, maybe not your thing but making it personal is weird
infinite and divine. they said it is fun and short. I got scammed with 10k years long story
Robert Rath really knows how to make a hit book
Kingmaker had me in heaven the whole time
There’s a line between “these guys aren’t for me” and “these guys suck and are bad”
Great book
It’s a good un
This one?
Yes
LOVED it
Every character is entertaining
well written
believable
Much more than that!
Usually i only read about orks but i will give this one a shot
It’s an Assassin/Knight Hosue book
It’s pretty much the only good one they have too imo
The Heresy one is just
Ugh
knightsblade and kingsblade were pretty good for their day
I mean Assassin books
James Swallow is a good author too, I enjoyed Nemesis, but something felt missing from it
Imo James Swallow is mostly terrible tbh but he has his moments
Nemesis is not one of those
Buried Dagger and Fear to Tread are his better books imo
The Blood Angels trilogy though, bleh
All his Heresy stuff is great
There’s a reason Rafen hasn’t showed up at all in recent 40k
Flight of the Eisenstein is pretty good, Fear to Tread is pretty good, Buried Dagger I thought was actually great
Nemesis is just trash imo, especially in the second half
Kingmaker did inter-temple assassin drama in a way which felt believable
Nemesis legit has the goofiest assassin drama ever, and there’s no reason for half of them to be there even
One assassin is a pacifist
Somehow
I hope we get a little backstory for the Karnak twins
The little snippet of combat with one of them looked sick
I expect they’ll be a boss for the final mission
Which is why they’re a temporary encounter
yeah shame most of the playerbase doesnt get this lol
Hopefully
As a warframe player im used to bosses just randomly showing up in missions anyways
Nothing say that they won't do something stupid 
That or they’ll be a recurring enemy
huh apparently i only made it 15 books into the heresy
Which shows up from time to time
Hey 20% of the way through
Not bad
Yeah like yearly event
In warframe we have the plague star which comes once a year
Either way they’re not wasting the time they spent designing them
I do wish we had a non-mod way to practice against enemies in the psykarkium thing
Especially bosses and stuff
It's just surprising that they'll do that sort of thing
Me acting shock as the darktide player base make the most genuinely dog shit opinion ever
You had to be here at launch man it was a shitshow
I can only imagine man i can only imagine
Granted darktide did need a bit more time in the oven
Plague star is peak
But the playerbase was fucking rabid
Plague star is so fucking awesome man
I used to cheese plague star with Oberon and nova setups
Before armor strip became as prevalent in the game Oberon had the most reliable armor strip
Playerbase literally ran aqshy out man i can't blame her for not popping in here
Catfish was getting her head bit off every business day by people whining
The man has a time turner
He's a true gamer
I could barely manage to just play destiny
The games I've sank the most time in to are tf2, warframe, and terraria
Darktide is getting up there though
Destiny is definitely the number 1 for me
Same here but I got like maybe 500 hours
My highest game in terms of hours is tf2
Like 4k hours
Playing the game for 12 years lol
If I add up terraria hours with mod loader terraria hours
It's probably at least 3k
Warframe like 3k as well
A lot of new people are jumping on darktide again because of the new content which is good
Unfortunately that means dealing with shitters in auric but the more the merrier
Also this fanbase can never be happy about anything
which is just getting eurgh at this point
Fire warrior counts too i guess
Looking forward to Space Marine 2. Happy Darktide is improving.
It’s the classic Rotund Swimmer cycle
daily occurence in the r/warhammer discord
and then we break it up and ppl immediately attack us poor jannies 😭
answer is I pretty much play them in cycles lol
but like the only games I really play regularly are like SF6/Guilty Gear Strive and like Destiny/Warframe lol
also Leauge of Legends because I hate myself
I’m torn because I don’t like people being toxic, but I also always support abuse of mods
It’s a tough one
you should stop playing destiny
Yea I used to be a mod harasser then became a mod
best of both worlds I guess
I barely play it tbh
I only really get the 5 levels a week bonus and like
raids/dungeons lol
We should run some sets in those
I play mostly fighterz and third strike but I play a little sf6 and guilty gear
Mvc2 and umvc3 as well
How many moebian regiments there are?
Infinite Moebian regiements 
its just funny how the Moebian 21st are specialized for Aquatic combat
Which is why they're kinda screwed up fighting the Moebian 6th
Hellfire?
Especially as they're not exclusively atoman
Machine laser rifle
Hellgun...?
That would be a Hotshot volleygun

Every regiment organisation is different, there's no "rule" to how you can arrange one's formation.
That's their name on the Scion dataslate 
Maybe
No plasma gun users?
They do
Those 4 are 21st Moebian
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One has a plasma
Maybe like
Don’t employ aquatic troops for urban warfare against a regiment specifically for urban warfare
Oh well
I think they took what ever they had on hand
Yeah they did lmao
Rannick just plucked them out and employed them
Cuz he apparently has that power
Working for the only closeby Inquisitor
Zola is the explicator
Interrogator
Investigator
That's their name and I'll forget them all the time
Private eye
Investigator are lower
Private Eye Rannick
Game sense >< Lore sense
How's lore chat today ladies and gents? Been off discord for the most part and there's way to much to catch up lol
Yeah we're the absolute bottom rung on the inquisition ladder
But we are part of the inquisition
That's still pretty stellar
Zola is an explicator. Rannick I believe is the interrogator. The Inquisitions ranks are informal, neither are above or below the other. It's more about experience and influence, which I believe rannick has more of. So in a sense and in that regard he is above her in authority. But only in that sense and regard
Interrogator are higher
No... they literally aren't. It's all informal
They are the last step before becoming an Inquisitor
Any of them could be
It entirely depends
Interrogator are usually a second in command but its the reason why they are at the center of the chart there
We know what our characters know and no more, and sometimes not even that much@crisp heath
Also they are well trained lol
we are just also a professional Kill-Team
Professional is putting it lightly
We're hyper-lethal
I was trying to be nice but yeah 
Lol after this conflict, if we survive, ain't no way the rejects aren't "cleansed" lol. We are way to hype-lethal as others stated, and idk of many other scenarios we could be applied in lol
Nurgle actually gave them bad sight as a blessing
Entirely depends on Grendyl's remark.
He won't waste good assets.
Lol we gonna get the thunder warrior treatment no doubt
Nah
you literally become a part of the Warband
the stuff you fight is not exactly execution worthy
The thunder warriors thought they'd join the Imperium too









