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arctic talon
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Most likely due to whatever warp stuff that Big E used during their creation process

winged jacinth
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Curze is bat themed because hes evil batman with a gun

crisp heath
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@winged jacinth lots of time in the warp hunting demons

arctic talon
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He ambushes lorgar a bit after the scouring

crisp heath
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Made him into a warp thing, if I understand correctly

arctic talon
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Heh

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They fight, then corax fucks off to parts unknown

median marsh
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remember when corax almost turned lorgar into a pile of meat

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good times

arctic talon
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A+ for getting decently close

crisp heath
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See... I thought it was permanent because he like dove into the warp and had been hunting demons for such a long period within that he became like, part shadow and it warped him into a monstrous bird form

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But I didn't know how Canon any of that was

arctic talon
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As far as we know he’s still in the eye of terror

crisp heath
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Lol I wonder if there's an answer to this one.

Who can beat Khorn in a fight?

green loom
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His powers are also consistent with Raven Guard librarian quirks btw

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So they're probably just things he can d o

arctic talon
arctic talon
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In AoS Gork and Mork + sigmar is enough lol

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Now granted

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Gork and mork are huge

green loom
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That's what she said

crisp heath
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So 40k Gork and Mork plus Emperor maybe?

arctic talon
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Ehhhh

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Sigmar > then big E

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In terms of feats done

crisp heath
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Any single characters?

arctic talon
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Any of the other big 3 chaos gods

rocky gale
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Am I wrong or did Gork and Mork become conjoined in Age of Sigmar?

arctic talon
rocky gale
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Like they're now technically one god with two heads

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Oh okay

arctic talon
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But I don’t think any single person can take them on

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That’s like hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby territory

crisp heath
# arctic talon Sigmar > then big E

I'll give you that, and I don't know much about fantasy. That said, I still think Big E is stronger. Sigman has had to use his strength more do to how their reality works, where as the Emperor has a whole galaxy to wade through, and then was basically forced to sit on the golden throne before he could do anything further, more or less in the prime of when we'd see feats like sigmars. Now Big E is making demons and angels and shit straight from the warp and all sorts of crazy things.

median marsh
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Sigmar, unlike Emps is better written imo

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at least we know what Sigmar did in his life

green loom
celest dome
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Even lesser Chaos Gods are force to reccon with, but Nagash did make the Great Horned Rat worry, so I think that he does have the potential to beat a lesser Daemon God, but not necessarily one of the great Gods

arctic talon
arctic talon
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The stormcast eternals practically speaking are daemons

median marsh
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and making Nagash fukin mad at the same time KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
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You kill them, they come back

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Over and over again

dense salmon
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Reforged by sigmar

arctic talon
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Now granted they go insane by the third time

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But it’s still a body to throw at chaos if needed

median marsh
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Nagash considers all dead souls to be his and Sigmar yoinking his followers to reform em is a huge offence to the skeleboy

arctic talon
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Sigmar is still violating the natural order of the world

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With the stormcast

dense salmon
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Dying twice before you go insane is still two more times than I can die and come back

green loom
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Sometimes you're just a psycho by default so it doesn't really bother you

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Like Vandus!

storm jungle
# median marsh Sigmar, unlike Emps is better written imo

Sigmar is basically a Himbo Barbarian that tries his best no matter what the universe does against him, its why hes very much a Warhammer leader figure you can look up to in some sense compared to the Emperor who may as well be just wizard-hitler KEK

dense salmon
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Has hamilcar died?

arctic talon
celest dome
storm jungle
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^

median marsh
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the story of how sigmar just got up, looked at beautiful, happy (more or less) land he built and then going to become a god is honestly way nicer than what Emps got

storm jungle
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Sigmar also purposefully is glad that other Order leaders disagree or have issues with him because he thinks if his rule was absolute he'd be a tyrant.

Which is some of the most gigachad shit you can think of

green loom
arctic talon
crisp heath
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Lol it really seems as if I need to get into Fantasy lol

median marsh
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i dont remember if it was explained how he did turn into one or not

storm jungle
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100%

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Fantasy and AoS are great settings

crisp heath
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Has Sigmar become a god?

arctic talon
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They put him in the maelstrom and he was absorbing magic the whole time

green loom
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He has Sinderman, who's Wizard Goebells

arctic talon
median marsh
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but the idea of him just randomly going off and becoming a god by accident is hillarious

crisp heath
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Dope

arctic talon
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But he was just a guy when he made the empire

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A very buff and brave guy

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But just some guy

crisp heath
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Lol it almost sounds like the wheel of time saga

celest dome
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He was a Hero and we owe our fealty to him

median marsh
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Sigmar and his trademarked move, Bashing the Shite out of evil things with a huge hammer

green loom
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Having straight intercourse with his buff companions

median marsh
arctic talon
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Magical dwarf hammer

crisp heath
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If I wanted to get like a linear story for Fantasy and Sigmars like backstory and all that, how would I go about it?

arctic talon
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The wiki unironically is good for warhammer fantasy

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But sigmars story is generally in old empire codex’s iirc

celest dome
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Aye, the group that is on it is much more proactive

arctic talon
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For his AoS stuff it’s the 2e core rulebook

storm jungle
# crisp heath Has Sigmar become a god?

Basically before the Empire of Man existed Sigmar was just a barbarian leading a group of human tribesmen, he eventually settled down in the heart of what would become the Empire and became the first Emperor, after that he left his crown and disappeared, this is where it gets foggy but he more or less was trapped in the realm of chaos by the chaos god and while there while he was gone his people started to worship him and he became a god.

The sigmarite church still had some issues with the Ulrics who worship a wolf-god named well Ulric, but Sigmar eventually became the prime deity of the Empire, when the End Times came he came back to lead humanity but Archaon and the Chaos Gods managed to destroy the world, Sigmar was left floating in space hugging the literal core of the world he failed before a magic space dragon found him and showed him the 9 Mortal Realms which is where AoS takes place, Chaos came there too and almost destroyed everything but Sigmar now a god forged the Stormcast eternals made from the souls of every person he deemed a valiant hero and with the teamwork of other "good" gods of Order he took to liberate the realms from chaos, some mishaps happened and Order became a bit shaky but they still work together and are trying to rid the realms of chaos forever, that current era is the titular Age of Sigmar.

crisp heath
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Not really any full books on him unfortunately?

median marsh
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my one and only gripe with fantasy was how often every single invasion for empire was described as "Empire was basically destroyed and 3 trillion people died yet they bounced back in 4 years"

arctic talon
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He’s a mythical background character

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For 99% of fantasy

crisp heath
storm jungle
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Oh shit typo

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nah its the same 4

crisp heath
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Oh ok

green loom
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It's not the same 4 in AoS though smilecat

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It's the same 3 and then the rat

arctic talon
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Slaanesh is in timeout

storm jungle
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Shut up

median marsh
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Horned Rat is sorta a god but everyone hates it

arctic talon
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Ty elven gods

median marsh
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ill break free eventually youll see

celest dome
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Isn't there rumours that Slaanesh may sometime weak up ?

arctic talon
storm jungle
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^

green loom
arctic talon
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And yeah

green loom
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Hedonites are a full army

storm jungle
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No surprise, Morathi fucked up

arctic talon
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Morathi fucked up

storm jungle
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again

arctic talon
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💀

storm jungle
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💀

arctic talon
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She’s gona get everyone killed

celest dome
median marsh
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Morathi moment

dusk patrol
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Time of Legend has some stories set during that era

storm jungle
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Yeee

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but these books are like

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OLD

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im talking mid-2000's old

dusk patrol
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Yeah

arctic talon
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But yeah slaanesh is uh

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Breaking free

storm jungle
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the wikipedia is prob more preferable since its actually well cited compared to the 40k wiki

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I love the WHF books but uh

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in 2023 you dont really have the energy to read half of these

arctic talon
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40K wikis source for the omnissiah and emperor being the same

arctic talon
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Is a white dwarf painting guide

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On space marine captains

storm jungle
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YEP

median marsh
storm jungle
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They literally copy paste without any editing

arctic talon
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However

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There is a tech marine painting guide

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That actually has that lore

dusk patrol
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Makes you think

arctic talon
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I hate the fandom wiki

storm jungle
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its why when people here are like

"Man where can I read the Imperial armor books they are so expensive."

Me an intellectual:
"Just read the wiki." Trollface

arctic talon
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Piracy

median marsh
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me totally not downloading pdfs

storm jungle
green loom
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Okay it's chaosposting time

celest dome
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I mean isn't the Omnissiah=Emperor just an interpretation ?
Like how the Roman had gods of conquered civilisations just be their own gods but under another name

storm jungle
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oh christ

dusk patrol
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It’s not like there’s not a shitton of other sources for the history of the Omnissah Big E thing

median marsh
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i would legally aquire reading material if i had easy access to it

dusk patrol
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Its implied it may have original been a Necron C’tan shard

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We don’t know for sure

median marsh
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finding books in english where i live is a bit, tough, at the moment

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and i prefer my reading to be in english if possible

celest dome
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Where you have Omnissiah=

  • Void Dragon
  • Emperor
  • Old One (Iirc)
  • Other
storm jungle
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^

dusk patrol
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Also there’s a plot line in Titanicus about how they find apparently irrefutable proof that he isn’t the Omnissiah

storm jungle
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its intentionally left in the air

dusk patrol
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Not clear what that is

storm jungle
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until 40k gets nuked we'll prob never know

dusk patrol
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But the point is, it doesn’t matter and the Ad Mech leadership knows that too

storm jungle
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Im gonna say its the Void Dragon because its the easiest way to ruin the Mechanicus and have them be useless during an End Times crisis.

dusk patrol
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The Imperium and the Ad Mech need each other

storm jungle
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at least thats what the writers would do

storm jungle
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lets goooo

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I can see the redditors shouting already

dusk patrol
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Also there’s the one part in Mechanicum with the guardian of the dragon thing

green loom
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"This is nothing like the theories!!!!!"

Says the redditor, confused why the factions being showcased are the same 4 generic ones instead of the 50 niche ones they like

arctic talon
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Dahlia is dead by modern 40K 💀

celest dome
dusk patrol
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But, idk, GW doesn’t wanna talk about it, it’s not super interesting imo anyways

arctic talon
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Yeah

storm jungle
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yeah

dusk patrol
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People hyper fixate on it

storm jungle
arctic talon
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It’s one of those things that’s better left unanswered

green loom
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It doesn't matter even if it's found out

dusk patrol
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When it’s never mattered much

storm jungle
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Important thing to remember with end times events is

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you need reasons for people to keep their armies around

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because money > lore

green loom
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it'll either be supressed by the admech or it'll just spawn a small sub faction

storm jungle
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💀

arctic talon
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Bretonnia and tomb kings

dusk patrol
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I’d have to suspend my disbelief that a Void Dragon shard wouldn’t just get obliterated anyways if it popped up on Mars with all the goofy shit they have

arctic talon
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Eaten alive by random dark age abomination #22

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This one likes the taste of metal

celest dome
dusk patrol
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Nah

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Old lore was it was just a big shard

arctic talon
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It was a beeg shard

remote blaze
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Lunchtime, someone tell me the topic so I can sabotage the conversation and tell you why you're all wrong.

arctic talon
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Uhhh

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Your honor

dusk patrol
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But idk if that’s even accurate tbh

arctic talon
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League of legends

remote blaze
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Lol

dusk patrol
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I mean the easiest way to sabotage that is it’s not gonna happen lol

storm jungle
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Not until 40k stops making money

dusk patrol
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Until 40k goes down the crapper again

storm jungle
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which prob is not for awhile

green loom
remote blaze
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"Oh noooo, its the Wolf Time!"

  • Space Furries
green loom
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I like Demacia

dusk patrol
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They got close with 7th

storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
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and then- yeah 7th edition

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💀

arctic talon
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Tbh 40K almost fucking died

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Like it was close

storm jungle
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there were like 3-4 times in the mid 2000's 40k almost died

green loom
storm jungle
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it was actually hilarious

dusk patrol
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Yeah but that was after like

remote blaze
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We are currently in the only end time 40k will get.

dusk patrol
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30 years of not updating shit

arctic talon
green loom
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Yeah ik

celest dome
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The only good thing I would wait from AoS 40k is less SM
Which I know wouldn't happen anyway

storm jungle
green loom
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The game where you got to play as a ruthless terrorist was funny

remote blaze
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40k goes where the money is

arctic talon
storm jungle
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same thing

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If I said 40k is gonna have Primaris everyone would think i was crazy lol

arctic talon
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Except this time

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Even more spindly

storm jungle
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but here we are

dusk patrol
storm jungle
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"Where were they all this time"

green loom
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Relevant?

storm jungle
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LMAO

dusk patrol
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They’ve allowed it to for awhile

remote blaze
storm jungle
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like uh

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were you around when Primaris came out?

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It was literal chaos

arctic talon
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There’s a few videos of people burning their armies

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💀

storm jungle
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^

remote blaze
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When they're done reinventing the Space Marines the only debate will be what faction rises next

storm jungle
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If you told people Primaris were happening they would not believe you.

dusk patrol
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People complained but hey guess what, setting exists because of them

green loom
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Now they'll just get to buy more when they inevitably relapse

green loom
storm jungle
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same

green loom
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Literally

storm jungle
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but alas

arctic talon
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Ehhh

green loom
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5 fucking range refreshes

arctic talon
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We basically got it

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Oh

storm jungle
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slowly but yeah

arctic talon
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The range refreshes

dusk patrol
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It completely revitalized the franchise and is why we have gotten so many updates in recent years

green loom
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Yeah you know

remote blaze
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My money is on a new Aeldari line. Small base for it but the demand has been growing louder.

arctic talon
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They’re working on it

green loom
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With good models

celest dome
arctic talon
green loom
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And not every major reveal just being fucking space marine s

dusk patrol
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They’ve slowly been updating basically every faction

storm jungle
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Only after like 20 years

arctic talon
storm jungle
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💀

dusk patrol
celest dome
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AoS just need a good video game win, it deserve it so much

arctic talon
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^alao yeah this

green loom
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Yeah

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I'm under no illusion that marines make an absurd amount of money KEKW_ogryn

dusk patrol
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You don’t get new Eldar without new assault marines or whatever

remote blaze
storm jungle
median marsh
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not sure how i feel about the RTS thats coming out

arctic talon
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Space marines fund stuff like GSC

storm jungle
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its

arctic talon
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Poor gsc

storm jungle
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not looking too good

dusk patrol
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They’re not releasing marines instead of Xenos

green loom
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Realms of Ruin is fine

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Apparently

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Not great

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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They’re releasing marines to pay for everyone else

celest dome
green loom
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Story is apparently not bad

arctic talon
storm jungle
celest dome
storm jungle
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"wow a fucking rhino with a missile pod"

dusk patrol
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Iirc they mentioned one dreadnought model outsold an entire faction.

green loom
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The big problem with it imo is that it was made for xbox first and PC second KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
green loom
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Buds aren't pulling off a 40k Halo Wars

arctic talon
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Especially if it was GSC

storm jungle
remote blaze
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How are the League models selling? I only glance at the tabletop side of things.

dusk patrol
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People online complaining and bitch don’t matter basically

green loom
arctic talon
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Lord of the rings one

remote blaze
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Good, they deserve it. And it forces GW to feature them so the Mechanicus can discover the depths of their heresy and exterminate them.

green loom
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POV average space marine player's first purchase

dusk patrol
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I’m happy for updates to other factions but fuck me the endless bitching about “omg guys marines got this” like yeah no shit Sherlock. That’s called hedging your bets.

storm jungle
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i wanna say good for them but uh yeah

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those are never getting painted

dusk patrol
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Marines always sell

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Everyone else doesn’t

storm jungle
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Yeah and they will remain about as generic as ever

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i can entirely get why people complain lol

dusk patrol
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Those other models wouldn’t exist without marines being made

green loom
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It's more funny than anything KEKW_ogryn

dusk patrol
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I can get it but it’s dumb

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They’re not losing out on models for their faction

green loom
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Yeah I think we all get it

storm jungle
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I mean at this point its basiclaly comedic

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every week

dusk patrol
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Those models just wouldn’t exist

storm jungle
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theres a 30k model

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💀

arctic talon
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I just find the complaining funny ngl

dusk patrol
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Also like, who gives a fuck, just don’t buy it.

green loom
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I'll complain about the Desolation squad but it'll still sell KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
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if it wasnt most wouldnt care

green loom
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And it's not like I'm an exception, i've got assault intercessors on the way right now smilecat

dusk patrol
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I find it very easy to ignore releases I don’t care about for 40k

storm jungle
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The Darktide cosmetic shop is literally in the most corner of the ship yet people still go and buy from it and complain about the prices.

remote blaze
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I only have a base understanding of the tabletop armies

green loom
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Or at least I hope I do frowncat

dusk patrol
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There’s Necromunda shit every other week too which I don’t have a ton of interest in typically

green loom
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If EC get a release I'll be looking to collect them and Hedonites

dusk patrol
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Good for those who enjoy it

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But yeah it’s just how it the cookie crumbles

storm jungle
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Yeah Necromunda in comparison tho is very diverse and creative.

Instead of "Armored guy with different helmet."

crisp heath
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Did ork squigs also used to be some amazing super evolved war beasts or were they just funny little guys the ork’s just found and brought into the gang?

green loom
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Bold of you to assume they'll have a different helmet

storm jungle
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Age of Sigmar is also dominating every release is very funny.

dusk patrol
remote blaze
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From what I've seen its

40k: All the Primaris and Guilliman

30k: 400 Blood Angels with assault cannons and a Primarch behind every rock.

storm jungle
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"Oh wow marines with rockets"

Meanwhile AoS makes a release of Kung Fu vampires vs Furry Khornate Tribesmen.

crisp heath
dusk patrol
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Primarch games in 30k are pretty rare

arctic talon
arctic talon
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They’re unbalanced

dusk patrol
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You need a big army to make it fun

arctic talon
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As hell for the normal scale people play

tulip brook
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I can understand when people having models from 90s in their army complaining about sm releases. You can make a full army without touching a single model from combat patrol I bought last summer

remote blaze
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Not worth the points I take it? Or too worth the points

dusk patrol
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They are but

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You need to talk to your opponent first basically

arctic talon
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Without knowing it’s gona happen lol

remote blaze
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Ahh

dusk patrol
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It can be very unfun if the game isn’t big enough

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Iirc minimum recommended is like 3k point

green loom
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Doesn't 30k have chars that just

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Auto kill enemies

celest dome
arctic talon
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Instant death yes

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But there’s also things to prevent it

remote blaze
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Angron soloing the entire opposing force with 300 dice per swing or somesuch?

storm jungle
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AoS basically has the best modellers from the GW department

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because uhhh

arctic talon
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Freedom

rocky gale
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AoS models did have some issues early on, AoS in general did. But now they're coming on so much better

storm jungle
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compared the Ushoran model to about most 40k releases rn

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^

arctic talon
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Ushoran is peak

storm jungle
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AoS team has so much freedom its nuts

green loom
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In the end

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Most 40k designs are already finished

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For AoS it's mostly fresh

remote blaze
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Aren't the stormcast pretty much just "Astartes but different"?

green loom
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Ehhh

dusk patrol
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It depends on what you like tbh, there’s something to be said for simply models too.

rocky gale
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I love the new Flesh Eater models, I've always loved their lore but their initial models just didn't capture what they were supposed to be. The new ones are peak though

celest dome
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Sometime being the lesser known setting isn't the worst

arctic talon
green loom
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They're big armoured dudes and that's about as similar as they get

crisp heath
dusk patrol
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I like both for different reasons

crisp heath
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Give that motherfucker wings

arctic talon
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Simple models are nice

dusk patrol
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Less is more sometimes

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But sometimes you want giant models like Ushoran

green loom
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I really love space marines and imperial guard and admech and <insert faction>

tulip brook
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they can still do a lot of things with "finished" designs, every chaos release has so much personality even when they are basically pushing the same models

dusk patrol
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AoS’s biggest issue rn is it has sooooo many of these big centerpiece models

remote blaze
arctic talon
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Nah stormcast die a lot

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lol

green loom
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yeah

crisp heath
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When the khan finally blows up the drukari theme park he’s hanging out at do you think he will be looking really old like the lion?

green loom
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Even their characters

arctic talon
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well

arctic talon
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they die a lot by warhammer named character standards

arctic talon
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because they can die

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and come back to life

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just less human then before

crisp heath
dusk patrol
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The others idk

arctic talon
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If it isn't Russ I'll drink nuln oil

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After Russ I have no clue what they'll do

green loom
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Russ and Sanguinor are probably the only primarch esque things loyalists will get

dusk patrol
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Depends, they’re spacing it out a ton anyways

arctic talon
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yeah

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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Russ won’t be for like five years probably

remote blaze
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Khan is next in the prophecy, Njall was right about the Lion already.

crisp heath
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I figured Russ was dead or something, would come in at the final battle of 40k

storm jungle
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We are getting Fulgrim first

arctic talon
storm jungle
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after that its prob Russ

green loom
storm jungle
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yall gotta think on what space marine chapter makes the most money

celest dome
dusk patrol
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Well for loyalists I mean, daemon primarchs are a different matter

arctic talon
remote blaze
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One sleeping in stone and one on a chariot of white lightning

Something to that tune

dusk patrol
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Also like, the Khan brings nothing interesting to the story with relationships, Russ has a prior relationship with the Lions and Guilliman

green loom
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I don't think we'll get Lorgar or Pert beyond lore mentions either

dusk patrol
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I love the Khan in 30k

arctic talon
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Khan gets along with everyone too well ngl

dusk patrol
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But he would just be the Lion again

arctic talon
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no drama

dusk patrol
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Eh

arctic talon
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Well thats not true

dusk patrol
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That’s debatable but regardless

crisp heath
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Khan being a sensible person who doesn’t get along with other primarchs was nice

arctic talon
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now that I think about it

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yeah

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thats def not true

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ignore what I said

remote blaze
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Do we care about Siege spoilers here?

green loom
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Not really

dusk patrol
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I mean I don’t

arctic talon
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just spoiler tag it imo

#

but I don't

dusk patrol
#

Since I’ve read them

arctic talon
#

someone else might

green loom
#

Khan dying is pretty old now

rocky gale
#

If they don't bring Pert back into 40k I'll cry

storm jungle
#

Khan is not gonna die

dusk patrol
#

He’s better now anyways

storm jungle
#

its just cheap drama

dusk patrol
#

If you read part 1

green loom
#

Well "dying" but yeah lol

crisp heath
#

Khan is simply cooler😎

storm jungle
#

Yeah like its not even that important

#

"OH NO HES BEEN POISONED"

remote blaze
#

Khan is fucked, he's barely alive and probably not walking. Good chance he's a Primnaught or something.

storm jungle
#

Nah

#

hes gonna be fine

dusk patrol
#

The real question will be if they bring Perturabo or Lorgar back, then I imagine we might see other loyalists past Russ

storm jungle
#

yall legit need to understand 40k has no consequences

crisp heath
#

White scars don’t like dreadnaughts

dusk patrol
#

30k is a prequel

crisp heath
#

Figure hell die before he gets put in one

#

Again

remote blaze
#

They're changing the story

crisp heath
#

Lol

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

They’re not

green loom
#

Not really

#

They're just elaborating on it

arctic talon
#

They're not

hallow plover
arctic talon
#

we literally got another thingy

#

with khan chasing the Druhkari

#

into the webway

celest dome
dusk patrol
tulip brook
#

we'll most likely see them all back given enough time and demand

dusk patrol
#

That’s what I’m curious about

crisp heath
#

Lorgar is probably the most interesting primarch to me

#

Cause his fall was not his fault

arctic talon
#

Ferrus, Sang, Kurze

dusk patrol
#

It was

crisp heath
#

Dad was just a dick lol

remote blaze
#

Lorgar is a bitch

green loom
dusk patrol
#

No yeah he chose his path

#

His dad was a dick

crisp heath
dusk patrol
#

But he still chose his fall

green loom
#

40k is built around the factions that have codices, they get 99% of the spotlight and sales

dusk patrol
#

Just some random world

crisp heath
#

Is not something you can forgive

remote blaze
#

Kept his faith until the final moment, then turned on it and got cratered by his big brother and tossed away in shame

storm jungle
crisp heath
#

One you were invested in and cared for

dusk patrol
#

Lorgar burned hundreds of worlds

#

Forgive me if I don’t care about Monarchia

crisp heath
#

Not that one though

hallow plover
#

I don't think armies with no codex will get a primarch

dusk patrol
#

Monarchia didn’t go far enough

rocky gale
#

It wasn't his fault in the same way none of it was any of the Primarch's fault (It was still all their fault)

dusk patrol
#

Yeah

green loom
#

It took Erebus and kor Phaeron to convince him afterwards anyway

dusk patrol
#

Lorgar is arguably the most to blame

green loom
#

And it's not like he wasn't warned or anything KEKW_ogryn

dusk patrol
#

Daddy issues doesn’t justify what he did

remote blaze
#

Erebus and Kor Pharon (sp) are at fault

storm jungle
#

I doubt GW would just go "ah what the hell lets give them minis"

dusk patrol
storm jungle
#

Yeah ill keep my fingers crossed, traitor primarchs are cool

dusk patrol
#

Overall I’ve been happy with how they’ve done the Lion and Angron

green loom
dusk patrol
#

So idc much, as long as they keep it spaced out far apart

storm jungle
#

Angron's return just being a jobber is also something I like because World Eater fans are stupid and dont deserve anything.

dusk patrol
#

And have a plan

tulip brook
#

if every primarch release makes bank or sth, GW may just release them without giving anything to their armies

remote blaze
green loom
#

Don't even get me started

dusk patrol
#

We have a book description

green loom
#

Lmao

storm jungle
#

KEK

#

I love how like

dusk patrol
#

But idk if they’ll stick with that

storm jungle
#

"OH NO ANGRON SPAWNS FASTER NOW"

#

Meanwhile we all knew

#

that means he will just die more

#

lmao

dusk patrol
#

Also Angron got to kick a shitton of ass in his arks book I don’t wanna hear WE complaining

green loom
#

Perty looks liek a giant obliterator right

hallow plover
#

Poor angron

storm jungle
#

W.E fans are about as braindead as their faction

remote blaze
#

They back to pretending Angron doesn't exist with the end of Arks?

storm jungle
#

Nah hes around

#

its just that hes a background nobody

dusk patrol
#

Chaos fans literally cannot stop bitching after they’ve had like zero real losses since 2016

storm jungle
#

his entire job is Angry Demon Man

remote blaze
#

I know the Lion decaffinated him

tulip brook
#

but in a way, every primarch release makes the homebrew and small chapters irrelevant

green loom
#

Angron got to do more than most Chaos chars but he's literally just a dumb brick they magically throw at things

dusk patrol
#

Like we’ve seen with Guilliman and the daemon primarchs

hallow plover
#

Wasn't there a whole khorne corruption thing for a whole imperial fleet

storm jungle
#

Yes

green loom
#

I mean small chapters and homebrew are entirely irrelevant beyond your own homebrew stuff

dusk patrol
#

They don’t focus on them a lot of times

storm jungle
#

Black Templars and Salamanders also got afflicted by the murder curse

#

people getting mad at that shit was hilarous

dusk patrol
#

And also yeah homebrew is

#

Never matters

#

It shouldn’t matter

green loom
#

Though ngl smaller chapters have been having actual things happen to them for once

dusk patrol
#

If you make a homebrew that matters

green loom
#

Like the Castellans who get to do things

dusk patrol
#

Sorry you made some oc donut steal Mary sues dude

dusk patrol
green loom
#

They also get actually nice book covers now instead of GW paying some guy on Fiverr!!!!

dusk patrol
#

Tbh I prefer they maintain a low profile

#

That way the authors who care about them can make them do awesome shit

#

And Gw doesn’t care

tulip brook
#

who would want to make lamentos army when they can't have the shiny primarch model

dusk patrol
#

Casually held off two black crusades

#

Then Typhus

green loom
#

And they don't get Nick kymed

dusk patrol
#

Liberated Mordian

hallow plover
green loom
#

He's dead

storm jungle
#

You joke

#

💀

rocky gale
#

Sanguinius will return...

dusk patrol
#

I don’t think they’ll bring Sanguinius back

#

Maybe a supercharged Sanguinor model

green loom
#

Yeah the Sanguinor is literally right there

hallow plover
#

That's the joke

storm jungle
#

I cannot wait for 40k to steal from Star Wars

"Somehow, Sanguinius has returned."

remote blaze
#

Sanguinius died like a bitch, he doesn't get a return.

rocky gale
#

Apparently a couple of books have mentioned Sanguinius' soul keeps appearing on the Vengeful Spirit

remote blaze
#

His soul is split between Dante and Mephiston or some nonsense like that

dusk patrol
#

Ferrus I could see them doing some kinda lotd thing, idk. But Sanguinius do don’t think they’ll ever bring back. And the most I’d want is a revenant of Ferrus

rocky gale
#

and his dead body was confirmed to be in Stasis

storm jungle
#

Yeah its on Baal

#

the tyranids almost eat it

#

funny stuff

green loom
#

Shame they didn't get to it

dusk patrol
#

They removed it from the DoB iirc

storm jungle
rocky gale
#

They'd have to beat me to it

dusk patrol
#

It was on a ship with their relics and scouts

green loom
#

Did they lose contact with that ship

dusk patrol
#

Which they sent out before the fleet arrived

remote blaze
#

Would have looked like the aftermath of a cat getting a bird. Just feathers and mess everywhere.

dusk patrol
green loom
#

Oh

#

Sad

dusk patrol
#

Dante also gave Gabriel Seth a special relic in order to force him to not get himself and his chapter killed

remote blaze
#

A feather

hallow plover
#

Daemon Primarchs have no souls, right?

dusk patrol
#

Yeah in a reliquary field

#

Forever falling

dusk patrol
hallow plover
#

I thought ascension removed it

green loom
#

It's like

#

A daemon soul now

remote blaze
#

They're locked up

green loom
#

Or something stupid

dusk patrol
#

It’s transformed

#

It’s still there though

tulip brook
#

rogal dorn growing himself back from his hand, going "sup" inside phalanx. GW make it happen

green loom
#

Fall of Cadia goes into it

remote blaze
#

Sang encounters them on his way to get his skull bashed in by Horus

dusk patrol
#

What’s this based off?

celest dome
#

Wasn't that just Fulgrim ? In the painting

dusk patrol
#

That’s the daemons

#

Fulgrim isn’t there

#

The rest are all banished

#

Or dead

remote blaze
#

All of them, when Manus is giving him the pep talk that gets entirely ignored

dusk patrol
#

No not all of them

#

Fulgrim isn’t there

#

Cause he didn’t get banished

remote blaze
#

Fulgrim is trapped in a poop painting

dusk patrol
#

The rest that were banished are there

#

He’s not

#

lol

remote blaze
#

Did his soul get out?

dusk patrol
#

Yes there’s a whole story about it

remote blaze
#

Ahh, haven't read that one

green loom
#

Reflection Cracked or something

dusk patrol
#

The Fulgrim in the books is the real Fulgrim

remote blaze
#

Oof

dusk patrol
#

Corrupted

#

But him

#

Basically his men try to free his body and get his soul back in and then it’s revealed he already did it himself

green loom
#

The EC try and save him by way of strange activities in the bedroom iirc

remote blaze
#

So they cut the last potential redemption and just made him a jackass

green loom
#

"save"

dusk patrol
#

I mean yeah he got corrupted

#

That’s his flaw, his purist of perfection led him down a bad path

remote blaze
#

The sword may have helped

#

I still think he can be redeemed.

My headcannon was stuffing his soul in a Clonegrim and running with it.

green loom
#

Wasn't Clonegrim also actively falling to chaos lol

remote blaze
#

Then him and Guilliman have a buddy cop redemption arc

dusk patrol
#

Which is something everyone seems to ignore

green loom
#

It's been hard to discern wether or not it's just Fabius coping since I don't have the book

remote blaze
#

Fabius is doing more than coping these days lol

green loom
#

But if he's a perfect clone of fulgrim then why would anyone be surprised

remote blaze
#

He's got super Primaris geneseed now. Prichaos Marines incoming.

#

With mind powers too

hallow plover
#

He's a perfect museum decoration now

green loom
#

I feel like we'll get a special Black Legion unit out of it at most

arctic talon
#

Fabius doesn't like Primaris

#

tbf

#

or rather he has no intrest in making Better Space Marines

green loom
#

Yeah

#

I mean

remote blaze
#

He didn't, until he met Alpha.

green loom
#

Chosen and stuff are already Primaris tier for the most part

tulip brook
#

there's no point fabius making a clone primarch just for them to end up with chaos or imperium

arctic talon
#

He's still busy with his New Men™️

remote blaze
#

Considered him to be a work of art as he was ripping his insides out

tulip brook
#

he can make more of his new humans

green loom
remote blaze
#

He'll make a better version, just uglier

green loom
#

I imagine we'll get like a big unit or something

remote blaze
#

Need more Cawl stories that aren't one offs. He's doing the real work and we only check in every couple years.

tulip brook
#

iirc he doesn't have many books

dusk patrol
#

He’s got two, not sure on shorts

#

Genefather was pretty disappointing though

storm jungle
#

because all Cawl does is

#
  • Go to planet
#
  • Fuck around on planet
#
  • Go back to his ship
#
  • Get his shit stolen by Bile
#
  • Book over
warm notch
#

Based

dusk patrol
#

Yeah it felt like half a book

storm jungle
#

Yeah i guess something was up in the background

#

hopefully Cawl's next novel will be better

#

in like 5 years

arctic talon
radiant lance
#

Great read

#

They got some xenos device that would cause a new type of pain never before felt, and his eyes rolled back out of ecstasy or something

green loom
dense salmon
storm jungle
#

Yeah they'd be like a married couple lol

#

"KEEP YOUR SHIT AWAY FROM MY SIDE OF THE ROOM BILE"

arctic talon
#

They’d prolly be able to finish the new men lol

#

But I don’t think they’d be able to get anything done

#

Realistically speaking

#

Cawl’s ego large

dense salmon
#

Like hall and oates

arctic talon
#

Bile’s is larger

dense salmon
#

Made some bangers while hating eachother

#

They're both really fucking old

#

Cawl is also like

#

A bunch of conjoined minds

storm jungle
#

sometimes serves as the best inspiration lol

dense salmon
#

Queen didn't like eachother either

#

They didnt hate eachother but they weren't really friends either

#

At least by the time they became stars

storm jungle
#

Almost every band breaks up for the same ol reason

#

they just never gel together lol

viral halo
#

Fleetwood Mac

dense salmon
#

Unironically linkin park is the exception

viral halo
#

Hall and Oates hate each other too

storm jungle
#

Yeah its hard to think of bands that just went "okay guys we had a good run, i think we should seperate."

viral halo
#

The Eagles hate each other

dense salmon
storm jungle
#

LMAO

green loom
#

I hate my PC
My PC hates me
art happens

viral halo
dense salmon
#

The smiths??

viral halo
#

Joy Division was prob going great until he blew his skull off

dense salmon
#

They grew to despise eachother

#

Banger after banger after banger just to get sick of eachother

viral halo
#

Nirvana liked each other

#

Alice in chains liked each other most of the time despite some heroin happenings

#

Im just realizing im 3/3 on bands w dead singers

dense salmon
#

Did Dave start foo fighters before or after Kurt died

#

Oh RHCP like eachother

#

One of my favorite bands

dire apex
#

Most of the core of the scorpions is still together

#

But they have had like 20 members

dense salmon
#

Sublime broke up because uh

viral halo
dense salmon
#

Brad died

#

Theyd probably still make music together had he lived

viral halo
#

These singers just fucking love drugs man

dire apex
#

All singers*

dense salmon
#

Pantera would have gone on a while if Daryl lived

viral halo
#

Forgot he's on the short list of assasinated guitarists

dense salmon
#

Honestly people drift apart, I was in a garage band in high school and dont talk to those guys at all

#

Haven't spoken to either of them in like 4 years

viral halo
#

Is Phil Anselmo still doing the faux nazi punk thing

dense salmon
#

Im surprised he's even still active

#

But apparently he had a concert canceled recently for doing a hitler salute

green loom
#

Wow non-hamwarmer celebs are way funkier when they're Nazis

dense salmon
#

Garbage ended things cordially

green loom
#

The most ours do is pretend to not be ignorant

dense salmon
#

Btw would you call garbage punk?

storm jungle
#

I think kinda

dense salmon
#

My gf says grunge but imo grunge is just 90s punk

storm jungle
#

they are a mix imo

#

I listened to their tracks a lot back in the day, when MGSV was coming out it made me go back and listen to them again after a long period and its deffo a mix

green loom
#

Dilara do you have any fem inquisitor art smilecat

dense salmon
storm jungle
#

YEP and I still watch it

#

Nuclear and the one with Elegia are god-tier

green loom
#

Tyslugloafcontemplation

dense salmon
#

People say mgsv is the worst one when 4 is right there

green loom
#

I've never played a metal gear game

dense salmon
#

I wont even begin to try to explain to you what is going on in metal gear because it would take at least 20 pages to give you the gist of it

arctic talon
#

4 isn’t that bad

#

Actually wait

green loom
#

The only thing I know of is that guy in the middle east explaining why the hamburger is the perfect food

arctic talon
#

What

storm jungle
#

Code Talker tapes

#

those are so good

#

LMAO

#

"I hope you brought a better hamburger this time, Kazuhira..."

arctic talon
#

I remember now nvm

#

Goddamit lol

dense salmon
#

Mgsv is an awesome game if you play peacewalker beforehand

storm jungle
# dense salmon I wont even begin to try to explain to you what is going on in metal gear becaus...

MGS4 issue is kojima never wanted to make it and it was literally a "fuck you, here then take it" response since the fanbase was literally sending him death threats to make it and harrassing him constantly, its why every cutscene is like 1 hour long and explains LITERALLY. EVERYTHING.

5 was considered the worst because it was literaly a half complete game that still played like a proper title, its hilarious looking back at it then games now coming out literally not even completed

#

Metal Gear is perfect in the sense that the lore seems complicated but once you set it up in order everything makes sense as silly as it sometimes can get.

dense salmon
storm jungle
#

YEP

#

But again still love the franchise

green loom
#

How could anyone hate such a magnificent thing?

storm jungle
#

I still cannot believe Kojima hated David Hayter btw

#

did you guys know that he had to audition for each game to voice snake?

#

fucking nuts

arctic talon
#

Metal gear’s actual like points

dense salmon
#

People threatened Kojima into making a new metal gear, we will probably never get a new metal gear ever again now

arctic talon
#

Are generally simple

#

It just talks about it and presents it in

#

The most batshit insane way possible

storm jungle
#

Yeah it just makes a good political message in every title

green loom
#

M E M E S

storm jungle
#

and like, it scarily predicts the future like three times?

dense salmon
#

Yeah

#

Mgs2 is like

storm jungle
#

the stuff the G.W AI was talking about

#

information control

dense salmon
#

Just modern world

storm jungle
#

literally happening rn

storm jungle
#

Lmao

#

fucking Sundowner

dense salmon
#

Sundowner man

storm jungle
#

"I love killing people man."

#

core american

arctic talon
#

Sundowner is a great critique

dense salmon
#

"I FUCKING LOVE WAR"

arctic talon
#

On the MIC lol

viral halo
#

I like AI bc it makes companies scramble and I can invest into volatile markets

storm jungle
#

the AI bit legit scared the fuck out of young girl me

dense salmon
#

Sundowner and Armstrong make Lockheed Martin look like treehuggers

arctic talon
#

I can’t get over the fact MGR is an actual metal gear game

storm jungle
#

Armstrong's best case was

#

"Might makes right"

#

and when he loses hes like

viral halo
#

Armstrong played college football id vote for him

storm jungle
#

"Welp, i guess you were right"

dense salmon
arctic talon
#

Armstrong is a very literal like

dense salmon
#

It's technically a separate timeline

storm jungle
#

Yeah but its still adherent

#

it doesnt do anything different

#

its deffo considered canon by the entire fanbase

arctic talon
#

Tbh it’s close enough theme wise

#

Imo

storm jungle
#

^

dense salmon
#

I agree

storm jungle
#

its why nobody argues against it

arctic talon
#

Even if it’s even more batshit insane

storm jungle
#

it perfectly fits a post-MGS4 world

dense salmon
#

Now there's a pretty meme...

green loom
#

I hate that this guy is right

dense salmon
#

Exquisite...

green loom
#

Which is the worst part

storm jungle
#

this game is almost 12 years old btw

#

yet still cherished

#

love to see it

arctic talon
#

Making monsoon beg for his life as you kill him

#

Is great lol

#

You make the nihilist care

#

About his life

dense salmon
#

Yeah information warfare and meme propaganda is shockingly effective

green loom
#

Monsoon's monologue is just r/Grimdank

storm jungle
#

^

arctic talon
#

MGR predicting information Warframe

#

💀

green loom
#

It's a smaller example but like, you notice it here you start to notice it everywhere KEKW_ogryn

viral halo
storm jungle
#

its scary that some people completely agree with Armstrong, when his cause is literally just Big E on a small scale lol

arctic talon
#

Also general desensitization to violence

#

Armstrong is literally batshit insane lol

storm jungle
#

"EVERYONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO KILL ANYONE THEY WANT."

arctic talon
#

His whole point is fundamentally flawed

green loom
#

hell yeah I love war

dense salmon
#

THEYRE KIDS YOU SON OF A BITCH

storm jungle
#

CODE OF CONDUCT THIS

#

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT THAT

#

BULLSHIT

storm jungle
#

also god the end of that animation

#

"WE'RE ALL SONS OF THE PATRIOTS NOW!"

#

And raiden is just

#

"What in the fuck-"

viral halo
#

raiden is the orange cat of metal gear characters

green loom
#

"How the hell did you get elected"
"I Don't write my own speeches smilecat"

arctic talon
#

Oh yeah also the literal American war veteran who joins a PMC is a character in the dlc

dense salmon
#

Imagine beating mgs4, getting to the end cutscene

dire apex
#

“WE’RE ALL TIDES OF THE DARK NOW!”

arctic talon
#

💀

dense salmon
#

TAKING an hour and a half long nap

#

And the curscene is still going

arctic talon
#

And he gets brutally fucking murdered by a robot dog

storm jungle
#

I was going through raiden's concept art the other day, the fact that he went from a woman to a twink in 2001 is actually incredible.

#

people back then had no idea about concepts like this

dense salmon
green loom
#

Hey twinks have been a staple of history for millenia

viral halo
arctic talon
#

Still funny how the only person with remotely good morals that can be considered a villain dies in the bladewolf dlc lol

dire apex
storm jungle
#

Im actually not sure

#

heres his VERY first concept art

dire apex
#

Pretty sure I read something like that lemme look

storm jungle
#

You can see the twink taking shape

green loom
#

I wouldn't be surprised
I mean, have you seen girls look at pretty boy chars

dense salmon
#

Classic mgs art goes so fucking hard man

storm jungle
#

Yoji Shinkawa dude

#

the man is a god

viral halo
storm jungle
#

someone id put up there with Blanche and Lewis Jones as one of my fav artists

dense salmon
#

My reaction when Kojima unveils another child soldier ubermensch character

storm jungle
#

aight anyway i gotta go get some art i promised ot Ed

arctic talon
#

Actually what the hell is he working on now lol

green loom
#

It's no rush I've already drawn the twinkuisitor

arctic talon
#

What

#

Lol

dense salmon
green loom
arctic talon
dire apex
dense salmon
#

Its a tragedy that the fox engine will likely never be used for anything good again

#

What a waste of a masterful game engine

arctic talon
#

Pachinko

#

Machine time

dense salmon
#

I LOVE GAMBLING!!

arctic talon
#

Lol

storm jungle
#

ish

#

💀

#

its a shame that Kojima just does not give a shit about MGS at all

green loom
storm jungle
#

and like, was constantly saying every game he made was the last

#

lmao

dense salmon
#

Imagine silent Hill in the fox engine

storm jungle
#

God

#

never forget P.T

arctic talon
#

Rip

green loom
dense salmon
#

You could sell a Playstation 3 with pt installed for like

#

Thousands of dollars

arctic talon
#

Guilty gear pachinko machine is hilarious

#

Because it has important lore

#

💀

dense salmon
#

Phantom pain still holds up so well because of how insane the fox engine is man

arctic talon
#

Oh yeah MGS3 remake huh

#

That’s a thing lol

viral halo
#

need a peace walker remake

dense salmon
#

New metal gear fans when they learn how gay mgs3 is

arctic talon
#

It’s peak

storm jungle
storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Oh what

storm jungle
#

was 2 too I think? Lemme check

arctic talon
#

Is that why it’s a fucking triangle lol

storm jungle
#

Ah shit nvm

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According to the official Metal Gear Twitter account, the delta symbol in the game's title "fits the concept of the remake project. Delta means "change" or "difference" without changing structure,"[7] apparently referring to the symbol's use in math and science to mean a change in quantity. The remake will reuse the voice actors' audio from the original release of Snake Eater.[8][9] The game will be powered by Unreal Engine 5, making it the first Metal Gear title since Kojima Productions' dissolution to not use the publisher's proprietary Fox Engine technology that previously powered Metal Gear Survive.

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They'll deffo make more remakes once this game makes a ton of cash tho

dense salmon
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Revolver ocelot has had the wildest influence on me man

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Every ss13 character i have ever made was an ocelot reference in one way or another

storm jungle
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hes arguably one of the most famous gunslinger characters in fiction i think

dense salmon
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My grandpa was a cowboy before he passed

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Mfer had trophies from fucking

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Lasso and shooting tournaments

storm jungle
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lmao based

queen laurel
dense salmon
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So cowboy stuff has a place in my heart

storm jungle
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you should see his motion-capture actor

dense salmon