#40k-lore-chat
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Curze is bat themed because hes evil batman with a gun
@winged jacinth lots of time in the warp hunting demons
He ambushes lorgar a bit after the scouring
Made him into a warp thing, if I understand correctly
A+ for getting decently close
See... I thought it was permanent because he like dove into the warp and had been hunting demons for such a long period within that he became like, part shadow and it warped him into a monstrous bird form
But I didn't know how Canon any of that was
As far as we know he’s still in the eye of terror
Lol I wonder if there's an answer to this one.
Who can beat Khorn in a fight?
His powers are also consistent with Raven Guard librarian quirks btw
So they're probably just things he can d o
Prolly another chaos god lol
Me
That's what she said
So 40k Gork and Mork plus Emperor maybe?
Any single characters?
Any of the other big 3 chaos gods
Am I wrong or did Gork and Mork become conjoined in Age of Sigmar?
They did and then they split again
But I don’t think any single person can take them on
That’s like hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby territory
I'll give you that, and I don't know much about fantasy. That said, I still think Big E is stronger. Sigman has had to use his strength more do to how their reality works, where as the Emperor has a whole galaxy to wade through, and then was basically forced to sit on the golden throne before he could do anything further, more or less in the prime of when we'd see feats like sigmars. Now Big E is making demons and angels and shit straight from the warp and all sorts of crazy things.
Sigmar, unlike Emps is better written imo
at least we know what Sigmar did in his life
They had a rough marriage
Even lesser Chaos Gods are force to reccon with, but Nagash did make the Great Horned Rat worry, so I think that he does have the potential to beat a lesser Daemon God, but not necessarily one of the great Gods
The thing regarding sigmar is that he’s literally making order “daemons” regularly he has an army of them
The stormcast eternals practically speaking are daemons
and making Nagash fukin mad at the same time 
Reforged by sigmar
Now granted they go insane by the third time
But it’s still a body to throw at chaos if needed
Nagash considers all dead souls to be his and Sigmar yoinking his followers to reform em is a huge offence to the skeleboy

Dying twice before you go insane is still two more times than I can die and come back
Sometimes you're just a psycho by default so it doesn't really bother you
Like Vandus!
Sigmar is basically a Himbo Barbarian that tries his best no matter what the universe does against him, its why hes very much a Warhammer leader figure you can look up to in some sense compared to the Emperor who may as well be just wizard-hitler 
Has hamilcar died?
Tbf that means you just lose your personality

The archetical Noble Barbarian
^
the story of how sigmar just got up, looked at beautiful, happy (more or less) land he built and then going to become a god is honestly way nicer than what Emps got
Sigmar also purposefully is glad that other Order leaders disagree or have issues with him because he thinks if his rule was absolute he'd be a tyrant.
Which is some of the most gigachad shit you can think of
Emps is Wizard Hitler
And he has his trusted advisor who made the secret police/paramilitary, aka Malcador aka Wizard Himmler
Tbf his goal wasn’t to become god either lol
Lol it really seems as if I need to get into Fantasy lol
i dont remember if it was explained how he did turn into one or not
Chaos fucked up
Has Sigmar become a god?
They put him in the maelstrom and he was absorbing magic the whole time
He has Sinderman, who's Wizard Goebells
As of the endtimes and AoS yes
but the idea of him just randomly going off and becoming a god by accident is hillarious
Dope
But he was just a guy when he made the empire
A very buff and brave guy
But just some guy
Lol it almost sounds like the wheel of time saga
He was a Hero and we owe our fealty to him
Sigmar and his trademarked move, Bashing the Shite out of evil things with a huge hammer
Having straight intercourse with his buff companions
Magical dwarf hammer
If I wanted to get like a linear story for Fantasy and Sigmars like backstory and all that, how would I go about it?
The wiki unironically is good for warhammer fantasy
But sigmars story is generally in old empire codex’s iirc
Aye, the group that is on it is much more proactive
For his AoS stuff it’s the 2e core rulebook
Basically before the Empire of Man existed Sigmar was just a barbarian leading a group of human tribesmen, he eventually settled down in the heart of what would become the Empire and became the first Emperor, after that he left his crown and disappeared, this is where it gets foggy but he more or less was trapped in the realm of chaos by the chaos god and while there while he was gone his people started to worship him and he became a god.
The sigmarite church still had some issues with the Ulrics who worship a wolf-god named well Ulric, but Sigmar eventually became the prime deity of the Empire, when the End Times came he came back to lead humanity but Archaon and the Chaos Gods managed to destroy the world, Sigmar was left floating in space hugging the literal core of the world he failed before a magic space dragon found him and showed him the 9 Mortal Realms which is where AoS takes place, Chaos came there too and almost destroyed everything but Sigmar now a god forged the Stormcast eternals made from the souls of every person he deemed a valiant hero and with the teamwork of other "good" gods of Order he took to liberate the realms from chaos, some mishaps happened and Order became a bit shaky but they still work together and are trying to rid the realms of chaos forever, that current era is the titular Age of Sigmar.
Not really any full books on him unfortunately?
my one and only gripe with fantasy was how often every single invasion for empire was described as "Empire was basically destroyed and 3 trillion people died yet they bounced back in 4 years"
No
He’s a mythical background character
For 99% of fantasy
The Chaos God? Is this a separate being from the big 4?
Oh ok
Slaanesh is in timeout
Shut up
Horned Rat is sorta a god but everyone hates it
Ty elven gods
Isn't there rumours that Slaanesh may sometime weak up ?
Skaven 
https://www.blacklibrary.com/all-products/warhammer-chronicles-the-legend-of-sigmar-ebook.html
But honestly id say just read his wikipage, they more or less tell his entire backstory from these novels.
The bonds are breaking
^
Oh they're up already
And yeah
Hedonites are a full army
No surprise, Morathi fucked up
Morathi fucked up
again
💀
💀
She’s gona get everyone killed
Didn't meant as having an army or not, but the God being out and about
Morathi moment
Time of Legend has some stories set during that era
Yeah
the wikipedia is prob more preferable since its actually well cited compared to the 40k wiki
I love the WHF books but uh
in 2023 you dont really have the energy to read half of these
40K wikis source for the omnissiah and emperor being the same
YEP

They literally copy paste without any editing
Makes you think
I hate the fandom wiki
its why when people here are like
"Man where can I read the Imperial armor books they are so expensive."
Me an intellectual:
"Just read the wiki." 
Piracy
me totally not downloading pdfs

Okay it's chaosposting time
I mean isn't the Omnissiah=Emperor just an interpretation ?
Like how the Roman had gods of conquered civilisations just be their own gods but under another name
oh christ
It’s not like there’s not a shitton of other sources for the history of the Omnissah Big E thing
So basically
i would legally aquire reading material if i had easy access to it
finding books in english where i live is a bit, tough, at the moment
and i prefer my reading to be in english if possible
Where you have Omnissiah=
- Void Dragon
- Emperor
- Old One (Iirc)
- Other
^
Also there’s a plot line in Titanicus about how they find apparently irrefutable proof that he isn’t the Omnissiah
its intentionally left in the air
Not clear what that is
until 40k gets nuked we'll prob never know
But the point is, it doesn’t matter and the Ad Mech leadership knows that too
Im gonna say its the Void Dragon because its the easiest way to ruin the Mechanicus and have them be useless during an End Times crisis.
The Imperium and the Ad Mech need each other
Endtimes part 2 40K boogaloo
Also there’s the one part in Mechanicum with the guardian of the dragon thing
"This is nothing like the theories!!!!!"
Says the redditor, confused why the factions being showcased are the same 4 generic ones instead of the 50 niche ones they like
Dahlia is dead by modern 40K 💀
And would let them create a new Admech faction in AoS 50k
But, idk, GW doesn’t wanna talk about it, it’s not super interesting imo anyways
Yeah
yeah
People hyper fixate on it
Pretty much this.
It’s one of those things that’s better left unanswered
It doesn't matter even if it's found out
When it’s never mattered much
Important thing to remember with end times events is
you need reasons for people to keep their armies around
because money > lore
it'll either be supressed by the admech or it'll just spawn a small sub faction
Bretonnian 
💀
Bretonnia and tomb kings
I’d have to suspend my disbelief that a Void Dragon shard wouldn’t just get obliterated anyways if it popped up on Mars with all the goofy shit they have
Old lore was that it was complete (Or at least mostly)
It was a beeg shard
Lunchtime, someone tell me the topic so I can sabotage the conversation and tell you why you're all wrong.
But idk if that’s even accurate tbh
League of legends
End Time 40k
Lol
I mean the easiest way to sabotage that is it’s not gonna happen lol
Not until 40k stops making money
Until 40k goes down the crapper again
which prob is not for awhile
Do you like Demacia
"Oh noooo, its the Wolf Time!"
- Space Furries
I like Demacia
They got close with 7th
I like how much people joke about this
Magic xenophobia
there were like 3-4 times in the mid 2000's 40k almost died
King fucks a magic dragon
it was actually hilarious
Yeah but that was after like
We are currently in the only end time 40k will get.
30 years of not updating shit
They’re less racist now
Yeah ik
The only good thing I would wait from AoS 40k is less SM
Which I know wouldn't happen anyway
40k goes where the writers want it to go, so saying stuff like this is not really anything concrete.
The game where you got to play as a ruthless terrorist was funny
40k goes where the money is
Granted, Lumineth 2 40K boogaloo
same thing
If I said 40k is gonna have Primaris everyone would think i was crazy lol
but here we are
Sure but they are taking a vested interest in the storyline progressing
"Where were they all this time"
Relevant?
LMAO
They’ve allowed it to for awhile
Not at all, new model line is $$$
Yeah entirely lol
like uh
were you around when Primaris came out?
It was literal chaos

^
When they're done reinventing the Space Marines the only debate will be what faction rises next
If you told people Primaris were happening they would not believe you.
People complained but hey guess what, setting exists because of them
Now they'll just get to buy more when they inevitably relapse
I wish 40k got the AoS Treatment
same
Literally
but alas
Ehhh
5 fucking range refreshes
slowly but yeah
The range refreshes
It completely revitalized the franchise and is why we have gotten so many updates in recent years
Yeah you know
My money is on a new Aeldari line. Small base for it but the demand has been growing louder.
They’re working on it
With good models
More spread out releases
Craftworld eldar in 40K are almost done
And not every major reveal just being fucking space marine s
They’ve slowly been updating basically every faction
Only after like 20 years
Okay but I like seeing space marines
💀
I mean that’s what pays for the rest
AoS just need a good video game win, it deserve it so much
^alao yeah this
You don’t get new Eldar without new assault marines or whatever
SM was done...then they made them taller.
Get ready for space elves...but thiccer.
AoS basically needs something like a Tide game
not sure how i feel about the RTS thats coming out
Space marines fund stuff like GSC
its
Poor gsc
not looking too good
They’re not releasing marines instead of Xenos
30k Moment
They’re releasing marines to pay for everyone else
Aye, or a full on story rpg, or a good rts
Story is apparently not bad
30k has a dif sculpting team tbf
Yeah and I hate that garbage just as much 
It's a false rts, which is sad
"wow a fucking rhino with a missile pod"
Iirc they mentioned one dreadnought model outsold an entire faction.
The big problem with it imo is that it was made for xbox first and PC second 
yeah I believe that ngl
Buds aren't pulling off a 40k Halo Wars
Especially if it was GSC
stuff like this is why 40k fans are basically like star wars fan in every way tbh
How are the League models selling? I only glance at the tabletop side of things.
People online complaining and bitch don’t matter basically
I recall something like tac marines outselling Fantasy as a whole
I see them commonly enough
Only minis to ever outsell them were the uhhh
Lord of the rings one
Good, they deserve it. And it forces GW to feature them so the Mechanicus can discover the depths of their heresy and exterminate them.
POV average space marine player's first purchase
I’m happy for updates to other factions but fuck me the endless bitching about “omg guys marines got this” like yeah no shit Sherlock. That’s called hedging your bets.
God
i wanna say good for them but uh yeah
those are never getting painted
Yeah this
Its still pretty tiring
Yeah and they will remain about as generic as ever
i can entirely get why people complain lol
Those other models wouldn’t exist without marines being made
It's more funny than anything 
Yeah I think we all get it
Those models just wouldn’t exist
I just find the complaining funny ngl
Also like, who gives a fuck, just don’t buy it.
I'll complain about the Desolation squad but it'll still sell 
It more has to do with the fact that it gets shoved in your face
if it wasnt most wouldnt care

And it's not like I'm an exception, i've got assault intercessors on the way right now 
I find it very easy to ignore releases I don’t care about for 40k
The Darktide cosmetic shop is literally in the most corner of the ship yet people still go and buy from it and complain about the prices.
I only have a base understanding of the tabletop armies
Or at least I hope I do 
There’s Necromunda shit every other week too which I don’t have a ton of interest in typically
If EC get a release I'll be looking to collect them and Hedonites
Yeah Necromunda in comparison tho is very diverse and creative.
Instead of "Armored guy with different helmet."
Did ork squigs also used to be some amazing super evolved war beasts or were they just funny little guys the ork’s just found and brought into the gang?
Bold of you to assume they'll have a different helmet
Age of Sigmar is also dominating every release is very funny.
They’re part of the Ork ecosystem
From what I've seen its
40k: All the Primaris and Guilliman
30k: 400 Blood Angels with assault cannons and a Primarch behind every rock.
Tabletop moment
"Oh wow marines with rockets"
Meanwhile AoS makes a release of Kung Fu vampires vs Furry Khornate Tribesmen.
So they pop up with spores as well?
Primarch games in 30k are pretty rare
Yes
You need a big army to make it fun
As hell for the normal scale people play
I can understand when people having models from 90s in their army complaining about sm releases. You can make a full army without touching a single model from combat patrol I bought last summer
Not worth the points I take it? Or too worth the points
It’s not fun for either side
Without knowing it’s gona happen lol
Ahh
It can be very unfun if the game isn’t big enough
Iirc minimum recommended is like 3k point
I feel like AoS is a less "heavy" setting for the Modelers, they are given much more freedom than in 40k
Angron soloing the entire opposing force with 300 dice per swing or somesuch?
Oh extremely so, it was said in a report
AoS basically has the best modellers from the GW department
because uhhh
Freedom
AoS models did have some issues early on, AoS in general did. But now they're coming on so much better
Ushoran is peak
AoS team has so much freedom its nuts
Aren't the stormcast pretty much just "Astartes but different"?
Ehhh
It depends on what you like tbh, there’s something to be said for simply models too.
I love the new Flesh Eater models, I've always loved their lore but their initial models just didn't capture what they were supposed to be. The new ones are peak though
Sometime being the lesser known setting isn't the worst
Think chaos warrior but order
They're big armoured dudes and that's about as similar as they get
Turn a loyalist primarch into a saint new model
I like both for different reasons
Give that motherfucker wings
I really love space marines and imperial guard and admech and <insert faction>
they can still do a lot of things with "finished" designs, every chaos release has so much personality even when they are basically pushing the same models
AoS’s biggest issue rn is it has sooooo many of these big centerpiece models
Big, armored, superhuman, elevated weaponry, lieutenants protected by plot?
yeah
When the khan finally blows up the drukari theme park he’s hanging out at do you think he will be looking really old like the lion?
Even their characters
well
He won't get a model
they die a lot by warhammer named character standards
Read the Seige
It’ll be Russ next probably
😔
The others idk
Russ and Sanguinor are probably the only primarch esque things loyalists will get
Depends, they’re spacing it out a ton anyways
yeah
Khan is probably hiding out, he has no way of doing anything big to Commorragh.
Russ won’t be for like five years probably
Khan is next in the prophecy, Njall was right about the Lion already.
I figured Russ was dead or something, would come in at the final battle of 40k
inb4 he's street racing
We are getting Fulgrim first

after that its prob Russ
Doesn't have an army so won't happen
yall gotta think on what space marine chapter makes the most money
The money they could get from them make me think no
Well for loyalists I mean, daemon primarchs are a different matter
Its blood angels and dark angels 🤓
One sleeping in stone and one on a chariot of white lightning
Something to that tune
Also like, the Khan brings nothing interesting to the story with relationships, Russ has a prior relationship with the Lions and Guilliman
I don't think we'll get Lorgar or Pert beyond lore mentions either
I love the Khan in 30k
Khan gets along with everyone too well ngl
But he would just be the Lion again
no drama
Eh
Well thats not true
That’s debatable but regardless
Khan being a sensible person who doesn’t get along with other primarchs was nice
Do we care about Siege spoilers here?
Not really
I mean I don’t
Since I’ve read them
someone else might
Khan dying is pretty old now
If they don't bring Pert back into 40k I'll cry
Khan is not gonna die
He’s better now anyways
its just cheap drama
If you read part 1
Well "dying" but yeah lol
Khan is simply cooler😎
Khan is fucked, he's barely alive and probably not walking. Good chance he's a Primnaught or something.
The real question will be if they bring Perturabo or Lorgar back, then I imagine we might see other loyalists past Russ
yall legit need to understand 40k has no consequences
White scars don’t like dreadnaughts
We know what happens with him already
30k is a prequel
They're changing the story
Lol
Pert and Lorgar are gonna be at the VERY last, entirely because they got no special tabletop armies or codexes.
They’re not
They're not
Motorcycle-primarch-dreadnought?
The bigger a change is the fewer it's consequences
Definitely but if they bring them back at all is the question
we'll most likely see them all back given enough time and demand
That’s what I’m curious about
Lorgar is probably the most interesting primarch to me
Cause his fall was not his fault
Ferrus, Sang, Kurze
It was
Dad was just a dick lol
Lorgar is a bitch
That's the thing, there's not a lot of demand 
Watching someone burn down your world
But he still chose his fall
40k is built around the factions that have codices, they get 99% of the spotlight and sales
Not even his world
Just some random world
Is not something you can forgive
Kept his faith until the final moment, then turned on it and got cratered by his big brother and tossed away in shame
They have to at some point but id say either they will get completely neglected and get revealed much later or have it be that they bring them back in tandem with a Loyalist Primarch then Traitor Primarch then Loyalist Primarch release.
One you were invested in and cared for
Not that one though
I don't think armies with no codex will get a primarch
Monarchia didn’t go far enough
It wasn't his fault in the same way none of it was any of the Primarch's fault (It was still all their fault)
Yeah
It took Erebus and kor Phaeron to convince him afterwards anyway
Lorgar is arguably the most to blame
And it's not like he wasn't warned or anything 
Daddy issues doesn’t justify what he did
Erebus and Kor Pharon (sp) are at fault
Thats the general consensus yeah, which is why Lorgar/Perturabo are left in the air
I doubt GW would just go "ah what the hell lets give them minis"
Yeah that’s my thoughts, we’ll see though.
Yeah ill keep my fingers crossed, traitor primarchs are cool
Overall I’ve been happy with how they’ve done the Lion and Angron
pray4fulgrim 😔
So idc much, as long as they keep it spaced out far apart
Angron's return just being a jobber is also something I like because World Eater fans are stupid and dont deserve anything.

And have a plan
if every primarch release makes bank or sth, GW may just release them without giving anything to their armies
I just want to see what Perty looks like in 40
Fucking
Don't even get me started
We have a book description
Lmao
But idk if they’ll stick with that
"OH NO ANGRON SPAWNS FASTER NOW"
Meanwhile we all knew
that means he will just die more
lmao
Also Angron got to kick a shitton of ass in his arks book I don’t wanna hear WE complaining
Perty looks liek a giant obliterator right
Poor angron
W.E fans are about as braindead as their faction
They back to pretending Angron doesn't exist with the end of Arks?
Chaos fans literally cannot stop bitching after they’ve had like zero real losses since 2016
his entire job is Angry Demon Man
I know the Lion decaffinated him
but in a way, every primarch release makes the homebrew and small chapters irrelevant
Angron got to do more than most Chaos chars but he's literally just a dumb brick they magically throw at things
welcome to 40k
💀
It doesn’t though really
Like we’ve seen with Guilliman and the daemon primarchs
Wasn't there a whole khorne corruption thing for a whole imperial fleet
Yes
I mean small chapters and homebrew are entirely irrelevant beyond your own homebrew stuff
They don’t focus on them a lot of times
Black Templars and Salamanders also got afflicted by the murder curse
people getting mad at that shit was hilarous

Though ngl smaller chapters have been having actual things happen to them for once
If you make a homebrew that matters
Like the Castellans who get to do things
Even the Iron Hands ?👀
Sorry you made some oc donut steal Mary sues dude
They get stuff
They also get actually nice book covers now instead of GW paying some guy on Fiverr!!!!
Tbh I prefer they maintain a low profile
That way the authors who care about them can make them do awesome shit
And Gw doesn’t care
who would want to make lamentos army when they can't have the shiny primarch model
And they don't get Nick kymed
Liberated Mordian
They'll keep their low profile... just like their Primarch
I mean, BA wouldn't get Sanguinius 
He's dead
Sanguinius will return...
Yeah the Sanguinor is literally right there
That's the joke
Sanguinius died like a bitch, he doesn't get a return.
Apparently a couple of books have mentioned Sanguinius' soul keeps appearing on the Vengeful Spirit
His soul is split between Dante and Mephiston or some nonsense like that
Ferrus I could see them doing some kinda lotd thing, idk. But Sanguinius do don’t think they’ll ever bring back. And the most I’d want is a revenant of Ferrus
and his dead body was confirmed to be in Stasis
Shame they didn't get to it
They removed it from the DoB iirc
ikr
They'd have to beat me to it
It was on a ship with their relics and scouts
Did they lose contact with that ship
Which they sent out before the fleet arrived
Would have looked like the aftermath of a cat getting a bird. Just feathers and mess everywhere.
No it came back
Dante also gave Gabriel Seth a special relic in order to force him to not get himself and his chapter killed
A feather
Daemon Primarchs have no souls, right?
They do
I thought ascension removed it
They're locked up
Or something stupid
rogal dorn growing himself back from his hand, going "sup" inside phalanx. GW make it happen
Fall of Cadia goes into it
Their actual souls are imprisoned in the warp, they get to watch.
Sang encounters them on his way to get his skull bashed in by Horus
What’s this based off?
Wasn't that just Fulgrim ? In the painting
All of them, when Manus is giving him the pep talk that gets entirely ignored
Fulgrim is trapped in a poop painting
Did his soul get out?
Yes there’s a whole story about it
Ahh, haven't read that one
Reflection Cracked or something
The Fulgrim in the books is the real Fulgrim
Oof
Corrupted
But him
Basically his men try to free his body and get his soul back in and then it’s revealed he already did it himself
The EC try and save him by way of strange activities in the bedroom iirc
So they cut the last potential redemption and just made him a jackass
"save"
I mean yeah he got corrupted
That’s his flaw, his purist of perfection led him down a bad path
The sword may have helped
I still think he can be redeemed.
My headcannon was stuffing his soul in a Clonegrim and running with it.
Wasn't Clonegrim also actively falling to chaos lol
Then him and Guilliman have a buddy cop redemption arc
Yes
Which is something everyone seems to ignore
It's been hard to discern wether or not it's just Fabius coping since I don't have the book
Fabius is doing more than coping these days lol
But if he's a perfect clone of fulgrim then why would anyone be surprised
He's got super Primaris geneseed now. Prichaos Marines incoming.
With mind powers too
He's a perfect museum decoration now
I feel like we'll get a special Black Legion unit out of it at most
Fabius doesn't like Primaris
tbf
or rather he has no intrest in making Better Space Marines
He didn't, until he met Alpha.
Chosen and stuff are already Primaris tier for the most part
there's no point fabius making a clone primarch just for them to end up with chaos or imperium
He's still busy with his New Men™️
Considered him to be a work of art as he was ripping his insides out
he can make more of his new humans
I mean, that doesn't mean he'll rip it off 
He'll make a better version, just uglier
I imagine we'll get like a big unit or something
Need more Cawl stories that aren't one offs. He's doing the real work and we only check in every couple years.
iirc he doesn't have many books
It feels like a "Im gonna write another novel but I gotta do a setup"
because all Cawl does is
- Go to planet
- Fuck around on planet
- Go back to his ship
- Get his shit stolen by Bile
- Book over
Based
Yeah it felt like half a book
Yeah i guess something was up in the background
hopefully Cawl's next novel will be better
in like 5 years

Oh you mean the scene where they're torturing him and maiming him, and he's like just getting off to it and just discussing philosophy with them
Great read
They got some xenos device that would cause a new type of pain never before felt, and his eyes rolled back out of ecstasy or something

I want to know what the two could accomplish together, though I sincerely doubt they would be able to stand eachother
Yeah they'd be like a married couple lol
"KEEP YOUR SHIT AWAY FROM MY SIDE OF THE ROOM BILE"
They’d prolly be able to finish the new men lol
But I don’t think they’d be able to get anything done
Realistically speaking
Cawl’s ego large
Like hall and oates
Bile’s is larger
Made some bangers while hating eachother
They're both really fucking old
Cawl is also like
A bunch of conjoined minds
Lmao legit
sometimes serves as the best inspiration lol
Queen didn't like eachother either
They didnt hate eachother but they weren't really friends either
At least by the time they became stars
Almost every band breaks up for the same ol reason
they just never gel together lol
Fleetwood Mac
Unironically linkin park is the exception
Hall and Oates hate each other too
Yeah its hard to think of bands that just went "okay guys we had a good run, i think we should seperate."
The Eagles hate each other
Pretty sure they both have a restraining order against the other
LMAO
I hate my PC
My PC hates me
art happens
Tears for fears is still together
The smiths??
Joy Division was prob going great until he blew his skull off
They grew to despise eachother
Banger after banger after banger just to get sick of eachother
Nirvana liked each other
Alice in chains liked each other most of the time despite some heroin happenings
Im just realizing im 3/3 on bands w dead singers
Did Dave start foo fighters before or after Kurt died
Oh RHCP like eachother
One of my favorite bands
after
Sublime broke up because uh
adjective state name sunset woman's name state name highway food item.
RHCP formula
These singers just fucking love drugs man
All singers*
Pantera would have gone on a while if Daryl lived
Forgot he's on the short list of assasinated guitarists
Honestly people drift apart, I was in a garage band in high school and dont talk to those guys at all
Haven't spoken to either of them in like 4 years
Is Phil Anselmo still doing the faux nazi punk thing
Im surprised he's even still active
But apparently he had a concert canceled recently for doing a hitler salute
Wow non-hamwarmer celebs are way funkier when they're Nazis
Garbage ended things cordially
The most ours do is pretend to not be ignorant
Btw would you call garbage punk?
I think kinda
My gf says grunge but imo grunge is just 90s punk
they are a mix imo
I listened to their tracks a lot back in the day, when MGSV was coming out it made me go back and listen to them again after a long period and its deffo a mix
Dilara do you have any fem inquisitor art 
Mgsv had the most balls to the wall brilliant trailer man
Uhhh a few, hold on
Ty
People say mgsv is the worst one when 4 is right there
I've never played a metal gear game
I wont even begin to try to explain to you what is going on in metal gear because it would take at least 20 pages to give you the gist of it
The only thing I know of is that guy in the middle east explaining why the hamburger is the perfect food
What
Code Talker tapes
those are so good
LMAO
"I hope you brought a better hamburger this time, Kazuhira..."
Mgsv is an awesome game if you play peacewalker beforehand
MGS4 issue is kojima never wanted to make it and it was literally a "fuck you, here then take it" response since the fanbase was literally sending him death threats to make it and harrassing him constantly, its why every cutscene is like 1 hour long and explains LITERALLY. EVERYTHING.
5 was considered the worst because it was literaly a half complete game that still played like a proper title, its hilarious looking back at it then games now coming out literally not even completed
Metal Gear is perfect in the sense that the lore seems complicated but once you set it up in order everything makes sense as silly as it sometimes can get.
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Pretty tasty
Isn't the total runtime of mgs4 cutscenes like 30 hours or something insane
How could anyone hate such a magnificent thing?
I still cannot believe Kojima hated David Hayter btw
did you guys know that he had to audition for each game to voice snake?
fucking nuts
Metal gear’s actual like points
People threatened Kojima into making a new metal gear, we will probably never get a new metal gear ever again now
Are generally simple
It just talks about it and presents it in
The most batshit insane way possible
Yeah it just makes a good political message in every title
M E M E S
and like, it scarily predicts the future like three times?
Just modern world
literally happening rn
Sundowner man
Sundowner is a great critique
"I FUCKING LOVE WAR"
On the MIC lol
I like AI bc it makes companies scramble and I can invest into volatile markets
the AI bit legit scared the fuck out of young girl me
Sundowner and Armstrong make Lockheed Martin look like treehuggers
I can’t get over the fact MGR is an actual metal gear game
Armstrong played college football id vote for him
"Welp, i guess you were right"
It's not exactly canon but it's cool so we count it
Armstrong is a very literal like
It's technically a separate timeline
Yeah but its still adherent
it doesnt do anything different
its deffo considered canon by the entire fanbase
^
I agree
its why nobody argues against it
Even if it’s even more batshit insane
it perfectly fits a post-MGS4 world
Now there's a pretty meme...
I hate that this guy is right
Exquisite...
Which is the worst part
Making monsoon beg for his life as you kill him
Is great lol
You make the nihilist care
About his life
Yeah information warfare and meme propaganda is shockingly effective
Monsoon's monologue is just r/Grimdank
Yeah
^
LİTERALLY
It's a smaller example but like, you notice it here you start to notice it everywhere 
"they're nihlists lebowski, they dont care about anything"
its scary that some people completely agree with Armstrong, when his cause is literally just Big E on a small scale lol
he played college football
"EVERYONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO KILL ANYONE THEY WANT."
His whole point is fundamentally flawed
hell yeah I love war
THEYRE KIDS YOU SON OF A BITCH

also god the end of that animation
"WE'RE ALL SONS OF THE PATRIOTS NOW!"
And raiden is just
"What in the fuck-"
raiden is the orange cat of metal gear characters
"How the hell did you get elected"
"I Don't write my own speeches
"
Oh yeah also the literal American war veteran who joins a PMC is a character in the dlc
Imagine beating mgs4, getting to the end cutscene
“WE’RE ALL TIDES OF THE DARK NOW!”
💀
And he gets brutally fucking murdered by a robot dog
I was going through raiden's concept art the other day, the fact that he went from a woman to a twink in 2001 is actually incredible.
people back then had no idea about concepts like this
Didnt Kojima want a protag women would enjoy playing?
Hey twinks have been a staple of history for millenia
A true straight man would fuck either

Still funny how the only person with remotely good morals that can be considered a villain dies in the bladewolf dlc lol
Wasn’t it because some female fans wrote to kojima asking for more Twinkish male characters?
Pretty sure I read something like that lemme look
You can see the twink taking shape
I wouldn't be surprised
I mean, have you seen girls look at pretty boy chars
Classic mgs art goes so fucking hard man
😭
It’s time
Actually what the hell is he working on now lol
Working? He's rolling joints and watching movies with del toro and Norman reedus

Yeah that sounds about right
Its a tragedy that the fox engine will likely never be used for anything good again
What a waste of a masterful game engine
I LOVE GAMBLING!!
Lol
At least we are getting the remakes soon
ish
💀
its a shame that Kojima just does not give a shit about MGS at all

Imagine silent Hill in the fox engine
Rip
Do you want to see the abomination I'm creating 
Phantom pain still holds up so well because of how insane the fox engine is man
need a peace walker remake
New metal gear fans when they learn how gay mgs3 is
It’s peak

Its gonna be more than MGS3 iirc
Oh what
was 2 too I think? Lemme check
Is that why it’s a fucking triangle lol
Ah shit nvm
According to the official Metal Gear Twitter account, the delta symbol in the game's title "fits the concept of the remake project. Delta means "change" or "difference" without changing structure,"[7] apparently referring to the symbol's use in math and science to mean a change in quantity. The remake will reuse the voice actors' audio from the original release of Snake Eater.[8][9] The game will be powered by Unreal Engine 5, making it the first Metal Gear title since Kojima Productions' dissolution to not use the publisher's proprietary Fox Engine technology that previously powered Metal Gear Survive.
They'll deffo make more remakes once this game makes a ton of cash tho
Revolver ocelot has had the wildest influence on me man
Every ss13 character i have ever made was an ocelot reference in one way or another
My grandpa was a cowboy before he passed
Mfer had trophies from fucking
Lasso and shooting tournaments
lmao based
Dilara, there are people who want the imperium to be real
So cowboy stuff has a place in my heart
you should see his motion-capture actor
Make these people live a monastic lifestyle for a week and they will hate it

