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But we have no idea if the Krorks were even as dangerous as the Beast or what they did
Ork belief is like praying your car that hit E will make it to the gas station a few miles down
People just assume stuff
And it working
^
Cars painted red. Gas is E. I got this
Bro... we do. Krorks were quite obviously vastly more dangerous....
If orks could make anything work by "thinking hard enough" then Mekboys would not be needed.
No, we don’t
Most of the stuff in the Ghaz book is acceptable examples of what the field could do
yeah exactly
its important to remember they were made for war
hence all these passive effects
thinking hard is never their thing either
they are a self-sustaining faction
Orks can't tell you what this whatsit does but they know to stick it in the whosit there
And they lost
.... probably.... they were 30 ft behemoths that fought literally in he War in Heaven...
also we do know they had stuff like massive power-armor
I’d anything it would be that it’s self containing, since the stuff that their ability can’t do, doesn’t work, they wouldn’t believe it does
Necrons kicked their ass
Created specifically by the Old Ones as their strongest warriors
It more maintains their pre existing ideas of what should work for orks
We have one example of one Krork who is described as having power armor, my point is people extrapolate off of nothing
@dusk patrol the necron literally had shackled gods fighting for them....
Doesn't the ghaz book tell us that since Orks had no enemies they slowly just butchered all the higher orks?
And the Old Ones had actual gods they made for the Eldar
What the Mechanicus doesn’t want you to know
The fact that they were massive, had advanced armor as said so by trazyn is enough evidence tbh.
More or less
Shit my phone is out of charge 
They literally were created by the OLD ONES as their strongest warriors in the worst war the galaxy had ever seen, literally ever
Based off what?
They were made for war by the green gods
Or the old ones
Depending how accurate you wanna be
They could have just been cannon fodder made as a desperate measure
Werent the crons pretty handily winning that war
Before I go the Krorks are actua-
Everything orks do, is what they were built for, they have everything they need to survive
They were having issues before biotransference
@dusk patrol they were 30 ft behemoths with Armour made by the old ones...
No... they were not cannon fodder
We have one example of one big Ork
Who was likely a major player if Trayzn has him
This is my point
We know nothing of them and people extrapolate all this
They were almost definitely just spongy cannon fodder
It's like, their thing
Off of one short little description
They were probably just the chaff
There’s nothing to suggest they were the “finest warriors” of the old ones
Because it's literally logical that they would be more powerful by a vast degree. Your arguing an inane point. Do we know how much more powerful? No. But it is certainly a lot.
I’m sure they were stronger to some degree
But people extrapolate without any evidence to an absurd degree
@dusk patrol they were though. The old one created two races for that war
Eldar, and Krork. Eldar ain't known for strength
Eldar literally ruled for galaxy for millions of years
Lol sure. And while they did, there was no war. So Krorks devolved to orcs. Orcs don't rule like other civilizations do
Yeah, cause they fucking destroyed everyone
Like Orks existed back then, they just kept them in check easily
powerful super big smart ork is boring
No lol. The Kroks simply seemed to not care for actual conquering. They simply wanted war
There was
Literally Ork Empires during the Great Crusade
And is now to some degree
So they didn't take land or survive long term. They need war to sustain their existence. How trayzn has one in stasis is honestly a miracle of his tech
well they were a lot more intelligent and were created to conquer the galaxy
Orcs can exist now like that
Krorks couldnt.
It’s not
Necron tech is shown to hold far crazier stuff than a big Ork
Orks can't not take territory/make settlements
lol, based off what?
Their spores make sure of that
Btw for the ork thing, in Ghaz’s book, it’s shown that the latent ability is tied directly to their fighting spirit, when they start to lose hope in Ghaz and when he starts losing hope, their tech and societies functionality breaks down
And it's not like they changed immediately from one o the other bro. The things your saying don't make sense. Lol the krorks and eldar would have existed side by side for some time
They existed at the same time
At all
Fighting orks directly unless you can fully destroy them, they just get stronger
This is just you making stuff up
I think we should stop this discussion, it’s going nowhere
We have no idea how they functioned or why they even devolved technically, we can try to infer
But there’s almost 0 we know of Krorks really
Orcs can exist in small groupings and stuff like that now based on the fact the literally are. There are warbands and stuff, of course. Krorks can't exist like that now because there simply isn't enough war in the universe. Which should tell upu how fuckrd the war in heaven was
Which is my point
People say a bunch of affirmative statements about Krork when we really don’t know much at all
We have one single short description of one
Which we have no idea who he was
There’s a million reasons they could have split
Maybe the Old Ones losing control or whatever made them devolve as a fail safe
Maybe it was the Eldar and Infighting or losses from the War in Heaven
Maybe all of those
But we don’t actually know
I'm out. It's proven war makes orcs grow, and less makes them shrink. It's literally obvious, and at this point your arguing to argue. Idk what yalls problem today is, but I'm out. This chat ain't it for me today.
Less doesn't make them shrink
It makes them fat in some references funnily enough
Typically they’re always gonna grow to be a large enough size to start a waggghhh eventually
If they’re not culled
And I'm the one making stuff up?
An Ork without war and fighting grows fat and depressed.
Hmmm, now I've got a neat idea for a conversion!
AoS ogres mixed with Orks, to show a waaagh starved for a fight but back in action
Stuff we have direct references for?
This is why the Armageddon Ork Hunters exist partially
Is to cull the Orks in the jungles of Armageddon
Also, idc about inference or theorizing
But people will just say stuff about Krorks or a lot of other things when we have no actual idea
And at like it’s canon
Lol so fighting said orcs, keeping them in conflict, effectively feeding them and making sure they can never die out? Lol if you extreminatus the world, they die out completely. Armageddon you can't cause the imperium needs it. But say for the sake of argument, you clear them off every imperial world. Say the imperium wins, and they rule the galaxy. So long as there is not war, they will inevitably wither and die out. That is a fact. They will stop producing bigger orcs. The ones still living grow fat and depressed like others said, and eventually they are not a threat. They only are consistenly a threat because there is so much conflict in the universe. That's it. And honestly, they aren't even much of a threat at this point in comparisons to the other factions.
In the absence of another faction, the Orks just fight each other
That would never produce enough energy for them alone
They need the other factions warring
You’re just wrong
Prove it
I’m not gonna look up specific examples, but we know for a fact this isn’t how it works
Riiiight
I’m driving into work right now so zero interest but you’re just wrong
If you could find me some examples of or withering and dying because there’s no other factions around that be great
Yeah, if only there was some technology where I could talk to my phone and it would type things out for me
Unfortunately, we’re just not that advanced yet
It's stated they grow off the conflict in the universe. That's their sustenance. I.e. take away their sustenance, what happens?
That still would not produce enough energy. They barely have enough when every faction is fightin
Based off what?
You think they'd have enough if it was just them?
They typically do
They literally just produced by existing on worlds
The fact they need miracles to pop out for them to do any lasting damage. Like The Beast
Eventually, that reaches a critical mass and then leaders pop up and they’ll start fighting each other
That’s why the term feral orc exists
Them as a faction alone fighting could not produce enough conflict for their Warghs. Plain and simple. In a peaceful universe, the only fighting they'd ever do is infighting till they died out
They might Wargh on each other for a bit on whatever world they're on, but that's about all they'd muster
And what are we basing this off?
Where do you think all these giant orc masses come from?
If you could just let them die out by leaving them alone on worlds, they wouldn’t be an issue
The fact that the universe has been in constant conflict feeding them and they've only been able to muster a handful of decent wargs
They don’t lack energy for constant waaghs they lack unification
Take all the conflict away and boom, they can't do dick
Based off what?
Do you even have a reference for them withering away when there’s no conflict
The fact that it is stated and you agreed earlier that they grow and gain sustenance off conflict
So, vice versa means?
Yes, which is why they create the conflict no matter what
Orks love fighting each other
But if the other factions stop fighting, they can do nothing about that lack of conflict
Yes, they can. They can just fight each other.
So they themselves would have to produce a galaxies worth of conflict on their own
Do you think orcs don’t fight each other?
I get what you mean but you can't simply take the conflict away from orks. They'll simply fight each other, even if they ultimately devolve, they'll still be reproducing and creating more orks with the same desire to fight.
I do think they do
I just don't think that's equivalent to every other faction also fighting at the same time
Wait do you think all conflict at once feeds all orks everywhere
When we say they are sustained by conflict, it means fighting makes them stronger. Not that they are empowered because the Imperium is fighting the Tau
If they grow off conflict then why does it matter if they fight each other
orks don't magically get more powerful if someone else is fighting something else somewhere else
But that’s not relevant, the total amount of conflict in the universe isn’t what directly nourishes them, it’s fighting in that conflict themselves
It's literally stated that the latent conflict in the universe sustains them
When an Ork fights the Orks fighting become more powerful, not conflict in general empowering all Orks
fighting themselves is just as good as fighting others
Where
They're not chaos gods, they're just orks.
They keep fighting until they get big enough where they produce mekboys and leaders who can achieve space flight
If that were the case, keeping an Ork in a box wouldn't make them flabby and sad.
If it were the case every ork would be as big as a war boss
And depressed
To be fair that depiction in xenology is non-canon now
i do like it though, shame it got deleted
True
Got his ass
My weakness.....
dab
😭

Anyways, it’s well observed in universe that Orks can fight each other and grow just fine
It’s why the Imperium will go after feral Orks on worlds which don’t matter
Eventually they will become an issue
It’s why they’re impossible to keep down
Also speaking of fighting each other just an FYI please keep it civil, I don't wanna time out anyone, if it gets heated just "lets agree to disagree"
I challenge him to a duel
Considering something Canon and it being so are two separate things...I've at least been consistent in that I'm only theorizing on how I was told the orcs work... I guess I was wrong in that aspect and I apologize. Thought it was the latent conflict in the universe and not them fighting personally themselves that generalized the size of orcs, and then within that there was a hierarchy... I apologize for being wrong on this
It happens.
ah shit 💀
Ten paces at sunrise
But also yeah 40k has like a VERY SMALL number of material that is non-canon
you can count them in like a single hand
40k is shockingly good at being consistent for a universe as old as it is and with as many authors
@storm jungle lol that's just because everything else is left up in the air
^
It has its issues
Also yeah lol
But it’s impressive
like retcons exist but those are also rare
for example when Dawn of Fire launched i think GW did a massive time fuckup?
"Is it Canon, is it not? Find out never, next time on Dragonball40k"
so they actually recalled the opening novels and edited some text
i still have my wrongly dated one lol
I think it was something about how long the Indomitus Crusade lasted
47th millennium, the crusade has just reached terra
Pfft did it really say that?
Why’d it end?
Idk just making that up
Oh lolol
I know they retconned the Dark Imperium's timeline from 112 years after the Indomitus Crusade to 12 years during
^
Since uhh
Oops, a lot of named characters should be dead
Imagine pre Indomitus imperium as like a big fire centered around a large grill
The Indomitus crusade is more or less a large bucket of water that pops out the fires around it, but the grill is still on fire
So is the rift still as big as ever?
Theres a lot of value to how closely and anally GW makes sure other companies get their IP right, even if their quality control doesn’t always work
Correct
the Ind Crusade was more of an attempt at reclamation
Like for the card games if you ping the staff for the company about a lore issue with a card description they’ve fixed it in game multiple times
Cause otherwise GW gets on their ass apparently
The Indomitus crusade more or less just existed to fan the flames in Sanctus
Whos Controlling that tiny little non fucked up port in the rift rn? Is it still contested?
let's be honest, some imperial radio jockey is doing this
Nachmund?
That's contested
The Rift War is pretty massive
This is what they play on Relay Station TRS-150
Discord:https://discord.gg/ehvcHKU
Chief defenders are the Castellans of the Rift with a whole massive grouping of random Imperials that either answered their distress call or ended up there by accident
That’s the one yeah
They've got active stealer cults, a chaos invasion, a xenos invasion
Little bit of everything
What’re the flesh tearers and templars doing these days?
Black Templars are everywhere
Flesh Tearers are trying to make it back to Cretacia I think
Huzzah
Flesh Tearers idk if we know recent conflicts
We're getting a new novel about it too yeah?
Ooh?
I got no clue
Guys what would you do if they announced Warhammer 80k tomorrow?
Find you and beat you up
Good
With a pool noodle
Damn
the mp3 is the audio book right?
Ye
I may buy that got too many books to read, would rather listen too it.
Can’t recall if it was recommended or not
I don’t think I heard anyone say it was bad
The audio novels are nice, especially the ones with gun sounds and stuff in them
audio dramas are also pretty good
I can’t recall any which aren’t good tbh
Just brief sadly
The voice actors always nail it
They are hit or miss
Yeah only downside
also 90% of them being space marines

Siege novels are glorious, The torchbearer series is good
Mortis does have some really kickass moments though
But yeah it’s definitely one of the weaker ones
Miss are the one's like Void Lord and King of the Spoil
googles
It doesn’t help it’s surrounded by the best ones
Warhammer Crime is PEAK
Warhammer crime is great, King of the Spoil is a mid slog

Personally I think all books are boring
I’ll end, and it’ll look like an accident
But I’ll take credit anyways
Cause I want everyone to know it was me
Same
re-reading the End and the Death vol2 and man
Abnett needs to learn to let his editors do their fucking job

but thats like asking for fire to melt so
I have an ork audiobook which the narrator talks like an ork the whole time for, and the Gor Half-Horn audiobook, pretty cool to hear him talk
Abnett is fire, you are correct
The necromundan Beastman bounty Hunter
Hes alright
He’s in his wizard phase now
30 year old Virgin?
Us mere mortals can’t even try
Abnett is the ultimate white guy
about the same as the rest of the siege of terra team
Actual vitae womb clones
If you think Chris Wraight looks like a professor
That’s because he is
Also John French will cut a meet
He don’t give a fuck
Look at those eyes
He is a god among mortals, we should consoder ourselves fortunate to live in the same age, to breathe the same air.
He wouldn’t even feel anything
But yes, he's alright.
I can only tell Dan aaprt
Hehe, he, he, birb
Look at the Primarchs and you'll understand. Bald is best.
Horus Moment
Join the Bald Brotherhood or perish
💀
bald is bad*
I agree with Abaddon, we should kill all primarchs
Very based
but i like gabriel seth

Tbh I think it’s clear his plan is a bit more than that now
Eh same thing
He’s just malding that the Emperor was better at genocide than he was
And he did it in style
Dil you aren't supposed to post memes in fan art yeah?
Yeah whats up
Cus there's a meme in fan art 


Sadly meme has been infecting quite a few channels
We mostly stamp it out
Kinda reminds me of the Last Church, Uriah’s warning to Big E when he sought to remove every influence of Religion
I hate that story
It’s like, not even intro to theology
Both their arguments are so basic
So... question, I really like this guy's narration stuff. But idk where this is from, and it almost sounds like Lorgar literally admitting he made up the whole the Emperor is a God thing. That he knowingly made it up I mean. Like he didn't believe that. But needed others to believe it for his beliefs to work?
Lorgar - The Revelation of the Word - Warhammer 40k #lorgar #lorgaraurelian #lorgardidnothingwrong #wordbearers #wordbearers30k #wordbearers40k #horusheresy #warhammer30k #warhammer30000 #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #warhammer40klore #spacemarines40k #britishvoiceover #britishvoiceactor #britishactor🇬🇧
He does some other really good quotes and speeches too
The Revelation of the Word is an audio drama.[1]
That’s Lorgar coping I believe but I can’t recall what that’s from
The guy does do a good job yeah
Not a single word of what Lorgar or Erebus say is ever true 
@storm jungle awesome! But is it true I guess?
I mean kinda
But Lorgar had some hardcore cope after the fact
Lorgar was right at the end of the day
the Imperium was dumb and did worship the the Emperor
mostly because the Emperor was also a dumbass
Lol more like self fulfilling prophesy

literally yeah lol
Emps did arrive like a literal golden god to Colchis right?
Lorgar was primed to worship already
Just adds a bit more conniving I guess to his character if he purposely placed it to start the cult. That's some emperor level planning almost
Hmm, I liked it. I thought it was both sides making relevant statements. At least, coming from someone who stopped following religion but still believes in a higher power.
Most or all primarchs had some awareness of someone looking for them
why does everyone keep thinking im a god? walks around with a giant golden aura and does divine level acts of power
My issue is it’s a clear example of “the author can only write as smart as they are”
This would have been much later after they'd been found...
McNeil isn’t a theological scholar or anything which is fine
But he probably shouldn’t have tried to write that short
It’s all just, very basic arguments
Painted as being profound
clearly the emperor never heard the expression "if it waddles like a duck and quacks like a duck its a duck"
"it looks like a god acts like a god its a god"
literally just how the human brain works
they try to explain that bullshit in the Death and the End too
"Oh WE KNEW he looked like a god but lol lmao"
yeah a bit too late to make up excuses at this point

it's a chronological problem with the setting
they started out as the god emperor sitting on a golden throne
There’s always some elements I ignore with heresy writing
As much as I love it
Early stuff especially is
That's just how you should treat 40k in general imho
they had to adapt his character to that ending
A lot of “we need this to happen so people will just do stupid things until this happens”
For some books
Some books have huge issues with the author not thinking characters through at all
Others their motivations and reasons make a lot more sense
I still pretend most of the War of The Beast doesn't exist
We all do
they should have made his character with the ending in mind from the start. let him be a god level superhuman with dreams of conquest and godhood
I think the premise is fine
"start how you intend to end" kinda deal
The issue is, and as much as I love him ADB suffers from this badly, they don’t give him logical reasons for doing things
Like Angron and Monarchia are just goofy
the whole “hah he doesn’t want be seen as a god but he’s appearing in a ray of light” is just silly
You can have the same stuff happen with less goofiness
same thing with lorgar. he has be the narrative tool to explain how religion is on top of everything in 40k
They just needed to think things through for why people were doing stuff but
It’s whatever
Angron's thing is dumber the more they try to explain it later in the book.
"Oh this STC torture-device is wrapped around his spine if i remove it, it will kill him"
It works well enough, I enjoy the stuff
Meanwhile the Emperor is a literal master at biomancy
Yeah it’s
It’s really really nonsensical
and like. why did he have to fuck over Angron from the start?
Literally no reason
I get that they need it to be unable to remove
Yeah there’s 0 reason for him to not help him
its one of the few parts of the Heresy the authors TRIED to explain but they just couldnt make it work
Didn't they handwaive it with something about STCs being handed over if the planet surrendered peacefully
The High Riders would have capitulated no matter what
And also, primarchs are worth more than a world anyways
there was no reason for him to let Angron's friends die and there was no reason to ally with his former slavemasters
The reason is ADB wanted Angron to be sympathic
And he didn’t come up with a good reason why the Emperor would do that
Angron was a lost cause
Same thing with Lorgar
Should have vented him and given the legion to Rus
But it’s how it is
Angron losing his mind to the nails would have been enough. the other stuff made it so we only ever see Angron as a hate and rage filled brute
It does get better as it goes on at least
But that’s my main complaint
I don’t care if the Emperor is evil
But he should also be like, Machiavellian enough to know to do stuff like that
We literally see him do that with other primarchs
Angron starting out as a good leader to his legion and slowing going insane to the nails with no way to stop it would have been so much better for his character
He does what he need to get them to like him or win them over
He isn't evil, just another man with purpose and capability.
If you don't align with that purpose then you meet the capability. Perspective and all that.
Like with Ferrus he has a throw down cause he knows that’s what Ferrus would respect
With Vulkan and Russ he plays games and shit, competition
And so on
emps be like: "I know you are killing and torturing your legion. I know these nails won't let you think and killing you. You'd better go back to your legion I guess you can just die in a ditch with them."
Emps needed shock assault troops
He would have killed them all after anyway. Would have been nothing but blueberries, wolves and secret knights in the end.
The Emperor is absolutely evil lmao
he could keep angron in terra and give his legion to sanguinius or someone else
the "hes doing it for the greater excuse" is not warranted
fists too
I don’t think there’s much to support he would have destroyed them
Some maybe
Like the World Eaters, just send them to die
Thousand Sons were flawed, once they were no longer useful he was going to burn them all and give Magnus the Grey Knights.
which they were kinda doing
But it’s not like his Empire wouldn’t need them still
^
And most were stable
Also again FYI
Pulling back the veil and trying to write the Emperor was a mistake
all this "lore"
was made up later
for patching plotholes
or just "why did the Emperor do this"
It’s honestly crazy that it works as well as it does narratively
he could go like: "ok this guy is dying, I can't do anything about it. Hey chicken boy you did great at rehabilitating maniacs, lend me a hand with world eaters too"
Maybe the Emperor is just a really bad dad
To be fair it really isn't, you got the entire narrative written out, you just need a good excuse.
which is what 40k is all about
like. it feels like a lot of these patches ended up just making more plotholes
"how do we introduce the Primaris marines"
"Idk have them under mars"
about the same thing lol
Not just Mars lol
Yeah but as you say 40k as a setting works fine for asspulls like that
Cause there totally could be
hey, they can't just say cawl pulled them out of his ass
Do they ever explain what corpsestarch is made out of?
I can and I will
lmao
Cheese.
Doesn't make it any less stupid lmao
Primaris were stashed all over, including on Cawls explorator...which is massive and yet somehow utterly unseen in ten millennia.
"Fuck it, we ball" is GWs lore style
isnt there a name for characters like Cawl? ones that basically only exist to cover plot holes and what not?
Any edible matter.
Mary Sue/Gary Stu is one
It’s built so there could be all this crazy stuff everywhere
Explorator coming back out of nowhere at least makes some sense
as per Genefather, Cawl can also just work with necron tech now somehow lol
he can just do anything
They grind people into meal and dry it. Some of the Necromunda novels go into it.
The Corpse Grinders come after every fight to take their tithe.
Human pemmican?
isnt there a cult dedicated to making it?
Actually that'd check out, you usually make stew and shit out of corpse starch right?
gang, with a lot of bone saws and other saws
The people that make it tend to go insane and form corpse grinder cults
Stew, bread, porridge
Everything that comes out of my mouth is serious I swear 
He did that in the Great Work already
To be fair, he could as well in The Great Work smile
Yeah but this takes it to another level is the thing
hired gun called them a cult but its 40k so they are basically the same thing lol

Not all Corpse starch is made of human meat
The genefather one is worse is my point 💀
Some are Algea blocks
Not insane, rich. Very lucrative business, alongside the firekeepers that supply light and power.
Whole business model in the underhives.
I just blame Trazyn for giving him the basics for the luls as the kids say
Anything edible is thrown into corpse starch. Plant matter, meat matter.
Hes talking about the corpse grinder cults
they go insane
thats their entire thing
Pfft bit rude innit

Maybe you are all the crazy ones
Are you really insane if you're rich? They're just eccentric.
Idk man i wish i could toss people i hate into meatgrinders
going insane is the most fashionable thing in 40k
about the same as IRL
All the cool kids are doing it
I went insane over the summer. Talked to a squirrel that ended up being a rock, ate some bugs, wore shoes on my hands. It was wild.
Idk sound domesticated to me
pff amateur hour
looks at the halo devices, yeah thats very much true
The Halo Devices were just things that makes you play Halo Infinite in your head
explains the resortment of cannibalism and going insane
💀
Can I man not enjoy a succulent Chinese meal?
its a miracle it took them so long to go insane then
💀
Least evil politician
hell id vote for him
He looks a little sketchy but he does have a powdered wig
What is the charge?? Enjoying a succulent meal??
he looks honest
Winning smile and the haircut of an honest man. I'm in.
Halo devices are scary
I gotta check, the Halo Device dudes stat lines in Rogue Trader or DH iirc were nuts
They were tanky as fuck
I don’t know if they can die fully while they have the thing still attached
Can’t remember
they make you hella powerful and near immortal
They’re extremely hard to kill at least
Everything burns
Very true, bring the inferno cannon
Iirc they were comparable to Greater Daemon stat lines
honestly I wouldn't mind a totally sane person doing all these things willingly
that would be a good antagonist
in the CRPG coming soon you get the option to wear a halo device as the rogue trader
Well it starts willing
Oh fuck
LMAO
Never understood why 40k has so many problems when solutions like "Volcano Lance" and "Vulkite Caliver" exist.
I’m better
Because the things holding them can die or explode
💀
its a hereticus option ofc
That's some mighty heretical talk friend
they exterminatus whole systems and problems just don't go away

That's uncalled for
yellow sus
Exterminatus generally isn’t just thrown around
Unless your name is Kriptmann (sp)
Of course, there are some wackos that go on a spree and get put down
Kryptmann? Kriptmann? Crypt, Man?
blowing up the whole damn planet is normally the last resort
get put down as in getting a very harsh worded letter
Or considered rogue and literally put down
kryptman is still alive and well
Dear planetary governor, you are bad at your job.
Love, E
probably way too powerful to be put down by anyone in that sector
Yes not kryptmann lol he’s very important despite his trouble
nah kryptmann has the deathwatch helping him so he cant be touched
I like Kardan Stronos’ take on it
Kardans pretty cool
Aka
Kryptmann is dead, so is every other mortal character from yonder stories
Nah hes alive
^
human special characters in 40k dont die
The Deathwatch has him
He’s 800 don’t worry (literally bones at this point)
Yooo so this is kryptman
First Tyrannic was in the 700s, were in the middle of a 100+ year crusade that takes place at least 300 years later lol.
No one with the round glasses is ever not evil
Yeah still
Looks good for 800 damn
theres some humans in this setting that like like 900 years
Yes
He’s got that mega rejuv
Humans live that long in 40k
the rule is unless the lore says they are dead, they aren't
Rejuv usually if you aren’t yknow, yarrick or some hero usually only takes you to like 400 iirc before things get wacky
Krypt is dead, Gaunt is dead, Yarrick is dead
rich ones yes
Then you gotta start looking for crazier devices and stuff
We don't really know, again.
Gaunt likely is
Yarrick is deffo not dead
they have a lot of ways to prolong life in the imperium but only for the upper elite
Yarrrick tbh we still don’t know for sure
Angron uppercut yarrick
🔥
Kryptmann definitely isn’t
Ciaphus is alive because he is superior, all the others are dust by now. Rejuvinat doesn't give you a thousand years even in the wackiest side of 40k
yeah it does
like
rejuv literally works at the whim of the plot
theres no "rule"

^
You have to be Farsight with a magic sword or Sinderman with a life sustaining suit to push that.
Sinderman lived to to be like 1100 years old
His pants were special
until they are written dead, they are alive. even after that, there's still a chance they can pop up in a book somewhere
Kryptmann can figure something out
The Deathwatch has a lot of crazy stuff
Great healthcare
Kryptmann is probably like part 25 xeno species and part genestealer by now so who knows
I will however yield to the well established "vagaries of the warp" card that comes out sometimes
Guys probably a space robot alien
Kryptmann lives through sheer piety for sure
How do you guys feel about the Tau auxiliary god?
For the Greater Good
There's this guy, Inquisitor Czevak. He literally de-aged from spending too much time in the webway and he's still around, a character from M41 lol.
The writers will find any excuse lmao
Imma go full redditor on this. not every faction needs their warp gods
Logic tracks, appropriate for whats happening in the setting and the response fits. Well done imo.
I don’t think I like the Tau having a god either, hopefully big E snuffs her out
Psychic combat
It’s also a bit weird to me because it kinda sets up that’s there are like a ton of human auxiliaries, like enough to literally create a new god through their worship
It’s not like a warp god is gonna make the Tau relevant to the galaxy still smh
they were just fine with their gundams. they don't need their kind of magic and miracles
aka lazy writing
I would agree...if the Tau weren't going full Imperium and purging everyone that created it.
Brought out the ugly side of the faction real quick, and they were plenty ugly before. Makes them more 40k
Annoying ones online at least
Preaching acceptance and cooperation, immediately murder what they don't understand.
I mean what do you want them to do
they stopped purging the worshippers after the most recent bit of assistance when the god trapped the death guard ships that were gonna invade in the warp
Also yeah this
Yeah well the Tau are not the good guys
TBF to the 4th sphere
so prob gonna only get stronger sadly
Yeah they are just a better "alternative" for most people
They got flung into the warp
most people that say they wanna be a part of the Imperium dont realise they'd just be factory slaves
💀
"When does my shift end?"
"No."

I would be the best astartes ever.
Jk, I'd be a servitor in a week.
Tau fans when you tell them the Tau also do fucked up shit and are willing to torture kids, experiment on their own people, and sacrifice anyone for their goals:

I'd be such a great inquisitor, I'd just fly off and chill until I die
💀
i'll uhh be an orphan and get beat in the schola progenium then end up as an arbite and study law for 100 years or something
Ehhh still

My life wouldn't be much different
Same
Sure but Tau fans online are insufferable so idc
They at least try to hide their bad, got that shiny color scheme and round buildings to cover it
You should see the amoutn of Imperium stans we ban here 💀
and etherals, nothing is wrong, serve the greater good ❤️
ill take tau chuds over imp chuds any day of the week
"Actually, genocide is pretty based IRL too"
They’re both annoying
"Did you know that im half-roman"
Actual lines i heard
mfers say they believe in freedom then say Caesar's Legion in New Vegas was good
😩
those are like the worst of the worst types lmao, but im sure they're out there
too many like the legion lol
God forbid people just like, enjoy their faction without bringing down other people’s factions
its not even rome its just evil
Look, I'm not saying I want to make out with Shadowsun...but if I happen to find myself there...
Liara Moment
I like the imperium cus
Can't he just say he's half Italian like a NORMAL FUCKIN PERSON
Aren't Tau bovine
bovine fish people
Fish person or space elf that is not as pretty as you think. Not many great options
(fish face)
Lmao good to see my meme return
For someone who has never played fallout anything, why are the legion so bad?
they're just evil tbh
basically
Hey you edited my original foxhole meme that I stole
they are people larping as romans
like everything bad as rome
also do slavery
turned to 11
Fair nough
of how rome worked
But Dilara it's like
they basically heard how rome was and were like oh yeah, thats cool
Higelian Dialectics and shit!
(basically the kings)
hey, space elves look great. that's their thing
Ok but counterpoint, they look cool
they are canonically alien but pretty so i wont complain
also once caesar dies they'll become literally comically evil then have a civil war til they all are dead prob
I know it's Hegelian but the joke is they wouldn't know how to spell it 
Cato Sicarius would do no such thing, how dare you impugn him.
(Remembers Damocles Gulf)
Fuck
You've already romanced the elves in Rogue Trader haven't you 
Drip or drown
where would you guys live in 30-40k? Pleasure world? Macragge?
And when being evil is status quo might as well pick your favorite drip
NCR peak drip
I always went NCR as a kid
The riot gear is so good
I do love my NCR Bandolier Fatigues
drip or drown legionaire
I feel like I really need to get into these other games. Rogue Trader is one of the table tops right?
They just look cool imo
Oh boy is it time for the weekly Fallout New Vegas discussion in the Warhamme 40k chat?
And being turned into a CRPG yeah
It sounds like mass effect meets 40k lol
Rogue trader is a crpg/ttrpg
It’s an FFg rpg
Probably a successful genestealer cult world that has a long while before being eaten
The game is based off that
interesting choice
Finally I can play an CRPG where I understand the rules before I play it
Assuming I’m of the species an eldar craftworld isn’t bad
All these acronyms, Imma think yall are trying to teach me a new alphabet
😟
Aside from eternal damnation
eldar would be pretty chill prob yeah
It’s a computer rpg
Regarding the video game
I know what rpg means. The rest of those lolol are foreign
Same genre as baldurs gate 3
The end of Day of accession paints it in a pretty baller light
TTRPG means tabletop rpg
Its a JRPG
Macragge is pretty chill most of the time (like most of Ultramar when not being eaten by Nids (Rip Prandium)
@arctic talon figured that much
Most places in the realm of Ultramar are probably pretty chill
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In the corner of the galaxy irrelevant and untouched by war, far enough to not get influenced by imperium or raided by elves
I don’t want to pay taxes to the god emperor tho
Just be on a planet the administratum forgot about
I'd probably live in Ultramar, and if I couldn't go there, i'd live on Olympia before anything goes crazy with traitors or whatnot
You don't need genestealers
Best imperial planet to live on thats named? Go!
Yeah but the upper class will still exist lmao
Medusa
Genestelaer cult worlds are at least free
Macragge is up there on the nice scale
You die young
Terra as one of the navitas nobilitae
way up
Never have to worry about anything
About that
You see BG3 is a CRPG based off of a TTRPG which inspired JRPG and RPG which gave birth to LARP. It's all fairly simple.
@brisk vine you don't get to choose your birth
I don't think being under the control of the whims of a genestealer cult is freedom
On average best planet for whole populace
Then maccrage is probably the best
The Spears homeworld sounds fairly chill
The books show it’s, not exactly that?
as a second son in vostroya
Have you never played pathfinder or dnd
I’m suprised
I need... that's a whole ass algebra equation dog! Go home!!!!
A little but
I would not want to live in a world that's basically planetary scale alien isolation run
Not a ton
Unless you actually get mind controlled lmao
And very modified
arent they in a hivemind with the patriarch? they dont really have free will no? like even if they didnt want to serve, they would
Broodmind
Broodlord? whichever is the big boi
The Breedmind
Zero free will, you serve the will of the Patriarch until the Hive Mind shows up
Then you're a snack.
Guh
With a side of having to put up with purestrain feeding needs
the episode on warhammer plus with the genestealer cult trying to escape the world as the tyranids came was pretty cool, I remember in an excerpt when the arbites basically had to go check like 10 ships that landed on their world full of refugees that ended up being genestealer cultists, sht got crazy
Why would you escape the glorious four armed emperor :(
Isn't this everything you wanted?
to spread the love
@molten swan wait... why would they escape? Don't they get subsumed into the tyranids?
they wanted to continue the cult not die by the tyranids, some welcome them(and die), others try to run
I... thought that was the genestealers like, whole purpose?
im assuming only the patiarch or broodlord knows about the plans to consume the cult once they arrive
instead of like awakening or whatnot the rest of the cult thinks
their purpose is to find new worlds
They like to spread a lot of the time
To prepare a world for the nids?
Imagine the patriarch like a wifi router
Send off splinter cults
Everyone uses the internet differently
Also sometimes the fleet never arrives
the cycle is go out>settle>weaken the planet>attract the swarm>help the swarm>leave in search of new food
And they’re just kinda stuck waiting
There’s no set path really for how they operate
also works that only like the most zealous try to sacrifice themselves to the fleet maybe?
who knows
Beyond building up and trying to take over and/or attract a fleet
Right but I thought the leave part was them being part of the main hive again, and then the hive would make another broodmare or something to infiltrate, or however that works.... I honestly wasn't very sure
Just what I thought
sometimes they just can't take off and spend generations in hiding not being able to do much
end goal is weakening the planet enough for invasion that may never come
most of them end up as biomass, just like the rest of the swarm
yeah if they get off the world before it dies it's just a bonus for them
Which is what I thought....
its often a very eye opening moment for GSC when its their turn to return to the slurry pools
I just figured they welcomed it I guess
Like that was their whole purpose
some do but not all apparently
also most cant get off world even if they want to run
they welcome the arrival but when victory draws near the hivemind basically leaves em
as they are no longer required, except as sustenance
Do they realize what they've done and become?@median marsh
Cause that'd be pretty metal
as I understand it basically yeah, less so like oh we're monsters but more so like oh, we're not gonna join them or ascend or whatnot like the patriarch said
a pyramid scheme except instead of your money being taken you get turned into soup
"we got lied to, time to get outta here"
Leopards ate my face party astonished when leopards eat their face etc
funny enough, of all the horrid things in the galaxy, nids are technically the most neutral when it comes to murdering you
theyre not doing it for pleasure or fun, they just want to eat
This is actually something I like about them
hungy
@molten swan I disagree with this though
worst case scenario, they may start eating butt first
They aren't just animals
expand
As a complete organism. The tyranid, because all nids are one nid, is extremely intelligent. So much so it might be more than any other consciousness aside maybe Tzeentch. There have been times when people have come in contact with that consciousness. The issue is, there's nothing on par with that for it to need to "war". Everything in the materium is so beneath it, we are quite literally just food to be consumed, mass to be added. But it is not an animal. It is capable of extremely calculated thought.
Not just thought, emotion
It remembered the Blood Angels, it hates them.
I wouldn't call them anything else than an animal though, they're just a very very smart adaptable animal
because youre an animal doesnt mean you arent intelligent or cant be
So are we then....
we're animals after all
there is one librarian the mind hates with particular passion
Tigerius?
Mephiston, lord of plot armor
Then there is no distinction... consciousness is the distinction between animals and sentient beings...
A tiger is a smart animal. A human is a sentient being. The scope of our thoughts and plans are vastly different
Same applies to the Nids.
They are not a simple tiger
of course, never said they are, but as I said, just because youre an animal doesnt mean you're dumb
sentience is the thing. hivemind can be smart and it may have all the stuff coming with it but not the termagants people see
A nid by itself is an animal, a nid under the influence is the Hive.
ye
But there is a distinction used to differentiate animals from other beings, and your implying that it doesn't exist
No?
I didn't catch the start of this, who am I against?
Fuck it, you're both wrong and dumb and smell. Boom.
Yes. Because, although humans evolved from animals, we are not categorized the same, because we can consciously do stuff? Yea? So we aren't animals anymore.
they are just worker ants with very specific reason and I'm pretty sure even for hivemind there's no implication it has ambitions other than biomass
very complex animals
we are mammals, primates more specifically
We are. But there's a distinction used to separate us from animals, or any other being capable of similar things to us
also traits that we thought uniquely "human" turn out to not actually be unique to us
Chimps literally wage wars
Sure. Their getting there. It's a spectrum definitely.
making weapons and stuff lmao
Dolhpins, Octopi are insanely intelligent animals
with how they are written, I consider a housecat smarter than most nids
Do you think they call it "Humaning out."?
100%
GW has been..very vague with nid intelligence
Sure. Still not capable of the planning or thoughts we are.
Jumping spiders are capable of planning
They probably say humaning out



