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final spruce
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They would be easier to deal with if they were to become crazy or turn traitor

crisp heath
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Think an ogryn taught tactics. About as good an allegory I can think of for the TWs

tulip brook
final spruce
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I mean that is the point of the 40k universe and also points out the Emperor's flaws moreso

final spruce
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I feel like people don't get what i'm implying but , this is the 40k lore chat

crisp heath
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Good sir, have you heard of the Heresy?

green loom
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Ye I get it

crisp heath
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And well... we laughed because that happened and it didn't go well for the Imp

final spruce
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I mean, it worked, Terra barely survived

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And it took immense sacrifices

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Imagine if instead of chaos SM those were chaos TW

crisp heath
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Honestly, I've no idea what that'd even look like lol. It could be dope or it could be not so dope

final spruce
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It's another what-if scenario

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Point is that, fact-wise, Emperor was fine trading wild dogs for trained hounds

green loom
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Well we did have the Palace coup way back

tulip brook
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now we have bigger and faster primaris sm

green loom
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With Astarte and a bunch of other guys going traitor

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And yoinking one of the Thunder Warrior regiments to siege the palace

tulip brook
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new generation of csm will be much more fun

drifting jacinth
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Space marines are mostly self-sufficient thanks to gene seed, thunder warriors were also all made in a few emps-sponsored lab afaik

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Thunder warriors weren't dumb, idk why guardsman keeps talking about that
They were violent but that's about it

hallow schooner
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I think the people on the right and left of the captain are probably going to be enemy types later in the update

drifting jacinth
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The twins are explicitly said to be your target in the update's in-game cutscene

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So probably a boss fight in the next map release

celest dome
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Dual lord probably

bronze vigil
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dual bosses in a boss fight that would be awesome
also it seems wolfer would be the big baddie after all

drifting jacinth
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I'm kinda glad tbh, a bad guy that grows alongside you is dope

storm jungle
green loom
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W new Morrow voicelines too

storm jungle
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Yep, i said awhile ago they were definitely going to add his Assassination voicelines in

green loom
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They're all in, think I noticed some new ones too?

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Mostly relating to him interacting with Morrow

storm jungle
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Wait really

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damn i gotta play some of those then

warm notch
storm jungle
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such a good joke for the playerbase lol

warm notch
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Now we need an Obese Megalodon tavern and weโ€™re set

median marsh
storm jungle
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He's gonna file a complaint ๐Ÿ’€

median marsh
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"Morrow is getting too bold"

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he also talks about wanting Morrows head in the command center KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
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lmao

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if he wants Hadron we can cut a deal but no dice on Morrow

arctic talon
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Morrow is literally never planet side

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How the fuck is he going to kill him lol

green loom
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I won't let him touch Vinny

marsh berry
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Wait until Darktide 2 when Wolfer attacks The Tower The Mourningstar and we have to run off and establish a new hub

storm jungle
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Jokes aside i really hope Darktide 2 is more planet based lol

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id rather go around the galaxy doing unique missions on unique planets than a shitty hive-world ๐Ÿ’€

tough haven
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And maybe gather a unlikely and motley crew of various people and species

storm jungle
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๐Ÿ™

queen laurel
storm jungle
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I see enough of that IRL

winged jacinth
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I missed a good argument... heres my take
Thunder warriors arent space marine precursors
Thunder warrior armor is the precursor to space marine armor
Thunder warrior technology itself was iterated into eversors

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Also lexicanum implies that the other powers in the unification wars had similar drug soldiers

storm jungle
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Thunder Warriors are entirely marine precursors

drifting jacinth
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Yeah most tech barbarians had some level of genetic bullshit

storm jungle
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its said a lot of times in HH

celest dome
drifting jacinth
storm jungle
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Custodes are hand-made, not mass-produced.

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Thunder Warriors follow the entire same idea as Astartes, just in a beta phase.

drifting jacinth
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Thunder warriors don't have a geneseed and that's like, the defining trait of astartes

celest dome
drifting jacinth
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You couldn't have a thunder warrior monastery or whatever, they're not self-sufficient

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Same as custodes

storm jungle
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like i said, "beta"

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All these ideas came later.

drifting jacinth
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Also, thunder warriors are closer to being hand made than space marines

storm jungle
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Ehhh also not really, emps had other scientists also help in the mass-production.

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They are not handmade.

drifting jacinth
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They need an independant surgery each, same as custodes

storm jungle
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its the entire reason they are so unstable.

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The lore has outright said they are the precursors.

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this is like saying WW1 tanks are not precursors to actual tanks.

forest orbit
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^

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Twarriors are still marines in its most starter-phase

drifting jacinth
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In the sense that you find what I'm saying dumb and find the dumb argument dumb, maybe
But in practice and deployment they were more used as custodes, without the longevity (and worst in a fight, mostly)

forest orbit
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they are nowhere near close to custodes, they just have brute force higher than your average marine but thats about it

storm jungle
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๐Ÿ’€

forest orbit
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Yeah they didnt really... use tactics lol

arctic talon
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tbf

drifting jacinth
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That's just terran culture

arctic talon
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who needs tactics

forest orbit
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Last Church especially just has them as monsters

arctic talon
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when you can just

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rip a pesant in half

forest orbit
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^

storm jungle
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pretty much

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they were just rabid animals

arctic talon
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The average thing a thunder warrior went up against was uh

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prolly some half starved human lol

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now granted they'd absolutely struggle with some stuff but like

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they did their job of being terrifying and dangerous

celest dome
storm jungle
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it was a mix

arctic talon
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^

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There was plenty of cannon fodder

storm jungle
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It was either forces that could destroy entire armies, or half-starved, radiation sick humans

karmic elm
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were there other emperors?

storm jungle
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no

storm jungle
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๐Ÿ’€

karmic elm
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who's Sigmar?

storm jungle
# karmic elm who's Sigmar?

Sigmar Heldenhammer is a god and the founder of The Empire.[4a]
Sigmar's symbol is the twin-tailed comet; he carried the Dwarf-made warhammer Ghal Maraz, which was adopted as the symbol of the Cult of Sigmar. Needs Citation
Sigmar Heldenhammer was a king of the Unberogen tribe who went on to unite the disparate human tribes and found the Empire....

karmic elm
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tl:dr

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is he a god or something?

storm jungle
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Big barbarian king with hammer

winged jacinth
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Not from here

storm jungle
karmic elm
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not from here?

arctic talon
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He's warhammer fantasy/AoS

winged jacinth
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He doesn't exist in this setting

arctic talon
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^

celest dome
arctic talon
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He's too morally good for it anyways lol

karmic elm
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40k and warhammer are two diffrent universes?

celest dome
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Yes

storm jungle
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Yes

arctic talon
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warhamer 40k and Warhammer fantasy are two different universes yeah

karmic elm
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what a bummer

winged jacinth
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Yeah except a couple things they share

arctic talon
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Daemons

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its just daemons

karmic elm
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i thought what vermintide had also applies to darktide

arctic talon
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and the Chaos gods

winged jacinth
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And "the old ones"

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Who we know very little about

storm jungle
# karmic elm what a bummer

Its a good thing.

I'd prefer a smaller warhammer setting sometimes compared to a big and inconsistent shitshow like 40k KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
celest dome
karmic elm
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hol' up

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whos racist/evil more?

arctic talon
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40k

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comically so

karmic elm
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how come

arctic talon
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the Imperium is comically evil

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and xenophobic

karmic elm
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it's considered racist hating on completly other living beings?

arctic talon
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"burn the mutant, kill the heretic, purge the unclean"

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Xenophobic

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is that better

karmic elm
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yea

winged jacinth
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Warhammer fantasy is a classic fantasy setting, human cities will admit various nonhumans from what i remember

arctic talon
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The Imperium is so violently xenophobic its hilarious

karmic elm
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more pc... as cringe as it sounds

arctic talon
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also yeah people get along

celest dome
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Also racist with how they treat Abhuman

arctic talon
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a lot better in warhammer fantasy

arctic talon
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in 40k lynchings of abhumans

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are like

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Common

celest dome
storm jungle
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Sentient beings have a right to live lol

rocky gale
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Yea in 40k they'd burn you alive if you were born an extra toe

arctic talon
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Into the baby incinerator 9000

karmic elm
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i thought you can be racist whitin the same beings

storm jungle
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Wha-

winged jacinth
arctic talon
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the way humans use race to define ethniticites is technically incorrect

karmic elm
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so how come ogryns a thing if that's the case?

arctic talon
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They're approved abhumans

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they also sometimes get lynched

rocky gale
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Certain types are approved

arctic talon
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^

karmic elm
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bummer

storm jungle
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well "approved"

winged jacinth
storm jungle
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its basically hypocrisy

karmic elm
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other then ogryn and ratlings are there other abhumans?

celest dome
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If they are useful they get to live, otherwise

arctic talon
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yeah

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plenty

rocky gale
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Like Ogryns, Ratlings, Felinids

storm jungle
arctic talon
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felanids, Longshanks

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Troth

winged jacinth
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He would fail his matrix check

storm jungle
karmic elm
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every one you just named me are accepted in the empire?

arctic talon
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Yes

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doesn't mean they don't get lynched

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or killed

storm jungle
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yeah what Wolf said lol

arctic talon
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They're second class citizens

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at best

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actively hunted down and killed at worst

karmic elm
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being lynched,,, doesn't count as being accepted...?

winged jacinth
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???

arctic talon
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I mean

celest dome
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yes ? Do you know what lynched mean ?

winged jacinth
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Do you know what lynching is

arctic talon
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lynching is against the law

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and usually enforcers try to intervene

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keyword on try

winged jacinth
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I bet pelagers do ok

karmic elm
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isn't it what they did to black folk back in the day?

arctic talon
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yeah

storm jungle
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Being lynched is beaten to death by a large group of people for lookng "different"

arctic talon
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^

karmic elm
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so i know what lynching means

crisp heath
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Do you think Optimus prime would whoop a primarch

celest dome
arctic talon
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real

winged jacinth
karmic elm
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๐Ÿ˜ฎ

celest dome
karmic elm
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hol' up

near wasp
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This chat is always off the rails when i look at it

crisp heath
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He threw a dozer into space I think he could do the Same to leman Russ

arctic talon
frigid tinsel
arctic talon
rocky gale
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They aren't killed at birth because they're seen as useful by the Imperium, but the average hive dweller might still lynch them for going to the wrong area.

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Tbh

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here's a better correction

storm jungle
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especially knowing what happens before the hanging

winged jacinth
storm jungle
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๐Ÿ˜

arctic talon
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to my statment on lynching

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burned alive

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is that better

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because thats more accurate

rocky gale
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Imperium does love it's buring

frigid tinsel
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Worse ๐Ÿ˜‚

celest dome
arctic talon
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something something "it was hard to listen to the little ones scream"

celest dome
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Just depend on teh occasion

storm jungle
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its either hang or put to death in any fashion without trial

arctic talon
celest dome
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Salem trials were lynching

frigid tinsel
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Gotcha, so any unlawful killing for an offense is considered a lynching, interesting

storm jungle
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Yep

karmic elm
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last books/stories that were written is the emperor still dead?

storm jungle
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also Salem Trials were just "Lmao women."

arctic talon
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on the golden throne

near wasp
karmic elm
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forever?

arctic talon
celest dome
storm jungle
arctic talon
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"more weight"

karmic elm
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can he comunicate in some way?

arctic talon
near wasp
frigid tinsel
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YES

arctic talon
winged jacinth
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Salem was lynching with extra steps but its just semantics anyway

karmic elm
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via dreams?

frigid tinsel
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The guy who got crushed was badass

arctic talon
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Yes via dreams

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If you want to talk to him directly

karmic elm
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he comes to you in your sleep?

storm jungle
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no

arctic talon
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no

storm jungle
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he comes to you when you are awake

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and goes

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"hey man whats up"

vagrant fox
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He talks to Roboutte sort of directly

karmic elm
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you sleep next to hime?

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woa

arctic talon
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No

storm jungle
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OH MY GOD

arctic talon
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Its more so

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vauge dreams

storm jungle
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HE JUST PROJECTS HIMSELF

arctic talon
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and like

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images

storm jungle
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TO YOUR DREAM

arctic talon
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into your brain

storm jungle
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IR GIVES YOU VISIONS

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YOU DONT SLEEP NEXT TO HIM

near wasp
storm jungle
winged jacinth
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He uses magic

arctic talon
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sleeping next to him would be fun

winged jacinth
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Also card tricks!

arctic talon
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you'd get burned alive prolly

storm jungle
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actually speaking of sleep ill get some tea brb

celest dome
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Salem (And probably most Witch Trials) were case where people wanted to take proprieties from other, or wanted to reckoned with somemone

vagrant fox
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You'd definitely need protection

karmic elm
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does he have some kind of succsesor that he always in he's mind so he can't some what do stuff with him??

arctic talon
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No

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well

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Guilliman sorta

winged jacinth
arctic talon
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but not really

frigid tinsel
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Please do not sex the god emperor

near wasp
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The high lords

vagrant fox
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He had Malcador as a regent

arctic talon
celest dome
arctic talon
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he doesn't really have the mental capacity

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to do that

karmic elm
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oh, he's also closing a warp rift

arctic talon
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Not really

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more like

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keeping it closed

karmic elm
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do humans use wrap travel machines as portals or something?

arctic talon
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no

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They go into the warp and use that for FTL

rocky gale
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They travel through the Warp

arctic talon
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^

karmic elm
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ftl?

arctic talon
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Faster then light

karmic elm
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so they do use?

winged jacinth
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If the emperor wasnt in the golden throne, earth would fall into the warp and probably take a big chunk of the webway with it iirc

arctic talon
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its not a portal

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think of it

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as going into hell

celest dome
arctic talon
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and sailing through it

rocky gale
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Like how in Minecraft you can use the Nether to travel farther in the Overworld.

arctic talon
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yeah that

vagrant fox
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ish
Navy ships tear a hole in reality and sail through hell

karmic elm
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how do you enter this wrap thingy?

winged jacinth
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Hyperspace and hell are the same place in 40k

storm jungle
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Bro

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one of you mfers

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need to pass em a lore vid

winged jacinth
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Yeah lol

karmic elm
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i got some pdf books

arctic talon
rocky gale
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Na we're doing a great job

karmic elm
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but it takes time lol

celest dome
arctic talon
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it opens a hole into the warp

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you go into the hole

karmic elm
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so they do use wrap portals to travel

arctic talon
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you hopefully come out

celest dome
arctic talon
karmic elm
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:l

vagrant fox
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Sort of

arctic talon
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its not permenant

vagrant fox
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a temporary one

rocky gale
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They use Big engines to enter the Warp, but there aren't actually physical portals they go through

arctic talon
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^

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you rip a hole in reality to go in

karmic elm
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i don't get it

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yea

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portal

arctic talon
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And then you rip another to come out

karmic elm
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mah dude

winged jacinth
arctic talon
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A portal feels more permenant to me

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ngl

karmic elm
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temporary portal hole into the void? <:]

arctic talon
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i guess

karmic elm
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does the emperor have kids?

arctic talon
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yesnt

winged jacinth
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Portal is not an incorrect term

celest dome
# karmic elm temporary portal hole into the void? <:]

Cinematic was taken from the game Inquisitor Martyr showing a ship making a jump into Warp travel.

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arctic talon
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The primarchs are his kids

vagrant fox
arctic talon
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technically

winged jacinth
rocky gale
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Portals in 40k are more to do with the Webway than the Warp

arctic talon
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test tube babies

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^yeah this

karmic elm
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do the kids do some shit or they just goofing around?

celest dome
winged jacinth
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Are the sansei still canon

arctic talon
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not really?

vagrant fox
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I doubt it

arctic talon
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haven't been mentioned since 2e

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so I'd assume non canon

winged jacinth
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They don't really fill any role perpetuals don't anyway

karmic elm
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are theres higher power beings above the emperor and those daemons?

green loom
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It's nice that we've gotten content of off duty sisters in 40k

arctic talon
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That are literal gods

celest dome
karmic elm
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people aware of them or it's supressed info?

celest dome
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Everyone know of them pretty much

arctic talon
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^

winged jacinth
rocky gale
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The Eldar also have their own gods

arctic talon
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Primarchs are worshipped

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as children of the emperor

rocky gale
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Well used to

arctic talon
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well

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there's 3 left

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sorta

karmic elm
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what's up with these duty sisters?

celest dome
arctic talon
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Sisters of Battle?

karmic elm
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yea

arctic talon
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They're religous maniacs

karmic elm
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white hair chicks

arctic talon
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if you think the Zealot is insane in game

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Sisters of battle are uh

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more

celest dome
karmic elm
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how come they're only sisters?

rocky gale
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They're the coolest people in the 40k universe

karmic elm
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where brothers?

arctic talon
arctic talon
celest dome
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Oh crossed my wires

arctic talon
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they played rules lawyer with it

karmic elm
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what church?

arctic talon
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The Imperial Church

karmic elm
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is there a few religons whiting the empire?

arctic talon
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The Ecclisarchy

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No

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only one

rocky gale
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Imperium ruled that the Church couldn't have any Men at Arms, so the Church decided it was a loop hole and hired an army of Women.

winged jacinth
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The real reason is that it's really expensive to make high quality injection molds

arctic talon
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You either worship the emperor

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or you fucking die

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no choice

karmic elm
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wait

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but...

celest dome
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karmic elm
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theres plenty of man soldiers?

rocky gale
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Yep, but not for the Church

arctic talon
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Those aren't under the Ecclisarchy

winged jacinth
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They work for the navy mostly

arctic talon
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The sisters of battle are directly under the ecclisarchy

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karmic elm
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so soldiers can't be religous?

arctic talon
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they can be

karmic elm
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then "what"?

rocky gale
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Most people are religious

arctic talon
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The Sisters of Battle are directly under the church

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as in

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The church gives them orders

karmic elm
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...

winged jacinth
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they're like the swiss guard

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they work for the pope and clergy

rocky gale
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The Sisters of Battle are like if the Pope had an army that only he could order about

karmic elm
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who's in charge of the church?

celest dome
arctic talon
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The Ecclisarch

karmic elm
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who's in charge of the church?

storm jungle
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OH MY GOD

winged jacinth
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guardsmen attend church but dont take orders from the priests

arctic talon
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is in charge of the church

storm jungle
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READ OR WATCH THE VIDEOS

winged jacinth
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is there only one ecclesiarch?

karmic elm
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nah, i'm having more fun talking to ya all

arctic talon
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Yes

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there's only one ecclesiarch

storm jungle
arctic talon
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they're a high lord of terra

storm jungle
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also like

karmic elm
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don't answer me

storm jungle
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half of this is

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"But why"

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"But why"

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"But why"

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"But why"

karmic elm
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i'll have wolf and seythi here

storm jungle
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I mean

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now i will answer you

arctic talon
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or rather the ecclisarch

storm jungle
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because why not KEK

median marsh
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i look away for one second and something explodes

arctic talon
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lol

winged jacinth
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that's kinda surprising to me thats there's only one i was expecting more of a council of bishops type thing

storm jungle
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you guys should just link them a lexicanum page with every question

karmic elm
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what the symboligy of only warrior woman

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is that like in the claymore manga or something?

arctic talon
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There's no symbology

forest orbit
winged jacinth
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it's really expensive to make the molds for the models

arctic talon
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its literally just to play rules lawyers

karmic elm
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that man have some kind of flaw ?

arctic talon
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no

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its because the Church tried to take over the Imperium once

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lol

arctic talon
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so they got banned from having Men At Arms

winged jacinth
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also there were already like 15 armies of guys so GW figured women would sell well

arctic talon
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also yeah what larmoth said

storm jungle
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going in circles ๐Ÿ’€

median marsh
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theyre using the wording to go around it just like irl

arctic talon
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lol

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Whats new

median marsh
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one of my favorite passtimes is reading court room transcripts

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such as the time a lawyer was asking "are you sure they were dead?"

storm jungle
#

average U.S Court Moment

winged jacinth
#

that's an interesting word to get automodded

median marsh
#

"his brain was next to me in a jar"
"but are you most certainly sure they were dead?"

storm jungle
winged jacinth
#

dark eldar discussions btfo

arctic talon
#

blessed medical tool

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

(A hacksaw and drill)

median marsh
#

good ol medieval surgery

#

amputations were FUN

storm jungle
#

I hope you dont like having anaesthesia

median marsh
#

or surviving

storm jungle
#

LMAO

tulip brook
#

these guys can make human vending machines. I don't question their medical practices. they know better

warm notch
green loom
warm notch
#

Surgeries without anaesthesia builds character

median marsh
#

i feel bad for people who are immune to anaesthetics

storm jungle
#

oh my god i forgot thats a thing

median marsh
#

having experienced dental work without them during childhood

storm jungle
green loom
#

A dentist ripped my tooth out without anasthetic once

#

I was liek 7

queen laurel
green loom
#

Hello lifelong phobia!

median marsh
#

lemme tell you, Soviet Dental machines are a nightmare

#

im glad we now have proper dental but these memories will stay with me until my death

warm notch
#

How did that fly

#

That sounds awful

arctic talon
#

"Anesthesia is for cowards"
-Hadron or something

median marsh
#

they just hold you down while you screech your lungs out

#

at least thats what i experienced after nearly ripping the drill out of my mouth

queen laurel
green loom
#

I forget the name

median marsh
#

Pliers

green loom
#

Yeah those

#

Big ones

median marsh
#

its fun i tell you

green loom
#

Ripped a back tooth out gums and all

median marsh
#

totally not trauma inducing

#

dentists be like

warm notch
#

I'm just wondering how that would even fly

median marsh
warm notch
#

that doesn't sound legal

green loom
#

Probably wasn't

karmic elm
#

i had the one where they fly and theres a baby version that attaches to him

#

also a big meany red one

#

and a black one where he shoots gummy fishies

tulip brook
#

I was able to swear with my tongue half dead for an excess tooth extraction. they need to bind me to the chair or sth for doing it without anesthesia

karmic elm
#

those one sucked does

#

since you had to pull the fishes on your own

#

doe*

arctic talon
#

not that its bad

#

but still kind of a weird mental spot

rocky gale
#

Hospitallers are cool

green loom
#

No

#

Sisters don't have that much variety

rocky gale
#

There are different Orders which have their own colour schemes like the Chapters, but they don't diverge massively stylewise

green loom
#

They only really vary based on what flavour of religious nutjob they are

tulip brook
#

if you want to make them, for sure. I don't know an existing order deviating too much from normal

rocky gale
#

They can diverge with strategy and tactics though

warm notch
#

:(

green loom
#

And like, dedicated saints

#

and practices

#

You know, like the ones that ritually deglove their arms!

tulip brook
#

no divergent chapters for sisters ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

arctic talon
#

This is because marines sell better smarf

#

there prolly are very divergent orders

#

but we'll never see them lol

#

but thats what homebrew is for

rocky gale
#

Oh there are tons of Orders

arctic talon
#

yeah

tulip brook
#

well, only main 6 is mentioned and tbh only martyred lady is represented

arctic talon
#

Ehh

#

there's also the uh

rocky gale
#

There's like the main six that are the Orders Majoris because they are the largest and then thousands of Order Minoris

arctic talon
#

other one

#

one moment

green loom
#

The Bloody Rose are pretty represented iirc?

arctic talon
#

yeah

#

bcs of Vahl

green loom
#

Like they've got a dedicated author too

arctic talon
#

they got their own supplement

green loom
#

Danie Wade iirc

arctic talon
#

also argent shroud

green loom
#

Ok now

#

*no

#

I have to find her again

arctic talon
#

also my bad

#

Vahl is Argent Shroud

#

I'm stupid lol

green loom
#

Danie Ware

#

There we go

arctic talon
#

SoB ironically get pretty equal representation art wise nowadays

#

regarding their main ordos

#

Martyred Lady has a lot more historical stuff tho

rocky gale
#

Bloody Rose, Sacred Rose, Martyred Lady, Ebon Chalice, Valorous Heart and Argent Shroud are the six Order Majoris,

then you've ones that are basically successor orders of them like the Iron Veil, Order of the Thorn, Glowing Chalice, Shining Blade, Golden Light, Ashen Shrine, White Rose, Wounded Heart

and then you've a ton of other Minoris like Burned Rose, Crimson Chalice, Carmine Tear, Blessed Martyr, Silver Veil etc etc

#

So there are tons of Orders and divergent orders, but they don't massively differ in design like the different Space Marine Chapters do

arctic talon
#

realistically speaking some should be very different design wise tbh

#

Sisters also suffer from

soft thunder
#

that's why they take small scale risks with obscure killteams that diverge from their standard styles etc

arctic talon
#

didn't get a codex for several editions syndrome

rocky gale
#

Most of the difference you get with Marines is because the chapters descend from different Primarchs with different styles and cultures, but all Sororitas descend from basically the same figure Alicia Dominica and her five companions.

#

Yea they're like the Sororitas version of Space Marine Scouts, they're still in training and aren't yet full Sisters

soft thunder
#

I hear SoB are pretty popular though. So they are kinda part of their primary production alongside spessmerns

#

I thought you meant wacky xenos races need more love (they do) like the kroot and beastmen imperial guard

#

some seems to like old world amazons

rocky gale
#

Sisters might seem popular, but if you look at online stats they have a very low play rate. They're like the sixth least played faction.

arctic talon
#

tbf

#

a majority of people who buy warhammer minis don't play the game

#

according to GW sales data

green loom
#

This shouldn't be surprising, games take a while and people r busy

median marsh
#

tabletop games in general are kinda niche really

#

they do have a dedicated audience but its not ultra huge

safe vigil
#

On the topic of sister variatian

#

you can see it as them not having as varied orgins, they are all arms of the Church which has it's own orthodoxy whilst space marines are far fare more independant

teal widget
#

Are there any "decent" dark eldar? I get it that they became the way they are doing fucked up stuff, but what about those that were not as extreme as their brethren?

arctic talon
#

All the druhkari youโ€™d see on the tabletop are absolutely horrible people

safe vigil
#

I think every modelled type of Dark eldar s a certified bastard

#

lmao, centrist deldar

arctic talon
#

They're either part of a Kabal/Wych Cult/Haemonculi coven

safe vigil
#

slavery, murder and torture are the three pillars of their civilization

#

even if one was polite and showed a flicker of empathy, the society he exists in nesessitates he is implicitly a complete bastard

arctic talon
#

If they had a flicker of empathy

teal widget
#

Just wanted to know if there's a single outstanding one. Was kinda guessing they'd be dead because of that but still

safe vigil
#

and deldar society is constructed in a way that would cull anyone who would hesistate to be such

arctic talon
#

they'd prolly try to figure out how to leave

#

I.E

#

Join up with Corsairs

#

the Ynnari are also an option now but some ynnari aligned druhkari are still absolutely horrible people lol

safe vigil
#

'The flaying I was okay with but I draw the line at CBT'

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

A decent Druhkari will try their best not to be a Druhkari lol

#

Unfortunately thats also risky because for one

#

leaving a kabal is considered defecting aka they're going to kill you

#

Same with a Haemonculi Coven

#

I don't know much about Wych Cults but I'd assume the same applies

#

New art for Crons

shadow plover
#

no new model for Trazyn though pensivewobble

drifting jacinth
#

Wish they made a model for Orikan ascendant tho >:/

arctic talon
#

Would be nice

drifting jacinth
#

Get 2 orikan models
Paint one bright neon green

arctic talon
#

But itโ€™s not a long lasting effect on the tabletop

drifting jacinth
arctic talon
#

True

drifting jacinth
#

He basically can turn into a c'tan through pure nerd magic
That's dope

exotic jungle
#

Who's everyone a fan of character wise?

I'm a Ibram Gaunt kind of guy, he's the example of what a leader should be

drifting jacinth
#

Vorx

#

The only true leader in 40k

#

๐Ÿซก

#

My boyyy

exotic jungle
#

Yarrick was awesome, poor old Ghaz on hearing he lost his favourite Humie

storm jungle
#

Remember Wolfer bitching about jammed comms?

#

Damn the Mourningstar Wifi needs an upgrade

#

๐Ÿ’€

rocky gale
#

63.7% still qualifies as mostly working

near wasp
#

Better than my pc most days

dense salmon
crisp heath
#

Lol I was about to say, if we are being real, with how big the Mourningstar is, and the fact it's out in space, during a war with eldritch monstrosities capable of fucking with reality, I mean 63.7 percent comms efficiency is pretty good

#

Here's a question. Why do our Vox comms come through so clean on a mission, when Wyrmwood's felt like it couldn't keep a signal at all to save her own life. Literally.

green loom
#

Gameplay

dense salmon
#

I believe it was due to her being deep in enemy territory, and likely not using comm-bead to avoid detection

#

If you want a decent in-lore reason

foggy urchin
#

i think she's supposed to be in the lower hive? we're mid-hive at best. (please correct me if i'm wrong here)

dense salmon
#

I think the torrent is lower hive

#

Just not deep underhive

foggy urchin
#

makes sense

celest dome
dense salmon
#

Definitely using some hidden vox stations to transmit information

#

If she was lurking around with a comm-bead visible she would be a lot more conspicuous

languid salmon
#

Hadron looks after her varlets maybe?

thick cedar
#

Do Psykers have fingerless gloves because it lets them have less resistance when channeling their powers?

storm jungle
#

Its mostly just for style

green loom
#

Fingerless gloves are hot

celest dome
#

Could be that it burn the material, or it could be cause people like goth and they associate it with it

tulip brook
#

not fingerless gloves but psykers do seem to love big leather gloves

#

mephiston, librarian in phobos armor, master of possession...

arctic talon
#

drip or drown

dense salmon
#

Leather gloves go hard

crisp heath
#

Fair enough I guess. The comm bead makes the most sense to me... just feels weird that ours, no matter where we are, is clear as crystal and hers sounded definitely not that

#

And we definitely dip into some of the lower hive in some missions, just not like, the DEEP hive lol

arctic talon
#

I think its mostly that she's using an encrypted channel

storm jungle
#

^

arctic talon
#

and other more methods to make it a more secure transmission

#

Which is why the audio quality is so shit

storm jungle
#

Zola says so as much in the carnival mission, especially with "the fuck are you two doing on this frequency"

#

also yeah its literally 21st century radio quality wise

#

which is great I love radio sounds ๐Ÿ’€

soft thunder
#

metal face is spying on me again, sah!

dense salmon
crisp heath
#

And in regards to the fingerless gloves question, this is reminiscent, at least to me, of many fantasy literatures way of showing magic being natural, that practitioners would wear natural materials and leave their hands free. This is not the case in 40k, where many psychers have mechanical augments. Clothing does not hinder a psycher in any way from using their abilities in the warhammer uni

green loom
#

90% of the reason why I swapped to Cutthroat

crisp heath
crisp heath
storm jungle
crisp heath
#

Lol yea

dense salmon
#

Thinking about trying tacticus, is it any good?

storm jungle
#

Its.... well its a mobile game lol

#

definitely not worth it imo, even if people go "well i think its fun"

dense salmon
#

Thanks

storm jungle
dense salmon
#

I just get ads for it at least 8 times a day

storm jungle
#

Yeah same ๐Ÿ’€

dense salmon
#

GW parking a satellite above my head to make me give them even more money

storm jungle
#

Youtube definitely programmed it so you get more "specalized" ads on the shit you watch yeah.

#

I NEVER had warhammer ads before

dense salmon
#

I didnt get a single one until darktide launched funny enough

#

Which is weird because I definitely was watching warhammer content

#

Darktide launch also coincided with the new guard shit

#

Been a good year for warhammer

crisp heath
#

Tacticus ads target me desperately like: "you can play as tyranids, please, you can play as tyranids!"

storm jungle
#

You forgot the ones with the bearded lore dude

#

"GUY I KNOW ITS GONNA SOUND LIKE HERESY BUT-"

#

Skip ad

dense salmon
#

Tacticus ads go so hard on mute

storm jungle
#

LMAO

green loom
#

You mean Wes?

storm jungle
#

Yeah thats him

crisp heath
#

I don't get tose, I literally just get tyranid ads

green loom
#

I still can't believe

#

He made a

#

Literal

#

Xbox partnered game show for Darktide

storm jungle
#

I saw that

#

ultra cringe

#

but hey free money i guess

dense salmon
#

You know what doesn't go hard on mute?

#

Night strider

#

Or any song from the carnival

tough haven
dense salmon
#

The carnival is so fucking good man

tough haven
#

Or is it like "join the genestealer cult today!"?

crisp heath
#

@dense salmon @storm jungle tried taxticus for a bit. It can be fun, but it is extremely monetized... and imo it got repetitive quick.

storm jungle
#

yeah sounds like a phonegame alright

near wasp
#

Its alright, i wouldnt drop irl monies on it though

green loom
#

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I really like dis vidya

grave widget
grave widget
#

The whole time

green loom
#

Leveling my 2nd vet is actually miserable frowncat

grave widget
#

why

#

I felt like vet was pretty simple

#

shoot the guys

#

I still play him like that now

#

point and shoot

#

when bad guys get close beat them to death

green loom
#

Guns garbaaage

#

I want my shotgun/plasmagun or at least an MG12 frowncat

grave widget
#

I like the big wooden infantry lasgun

radiant lance
#

USAS12 with frag rounds pls

grave widget
#

It kills shooters fast

storm jungle
radiant lance
#

Yes

storm jungle
#

probably go play Battlefield for that one

#

whatever is left of that franchise at this point

plush mason
#

hopefully more than what is left of CoD kek

dense salmon
#

Add halo to the burn pile

#

Three dead franchises, titans of the industry in days past

plush mason
#

4 was ok

dense salmon
#

4's campaign was underrated imo

plush mason
#

agreed

dense salmon
#

5 made me want to chug hotdog water instead of play it

#

Infinite had potential

plush mason
#

5 just dropped kicked the whole franchise into the dumpster fire

dense salmon
#

4 had THE best swat out of any halo game

#

Bar none

#

Reach and 3 had better overall multi-player though

#

2 was better as the competitive shooter

radiant lance
#

4 had a great story and then 343 had 0 spine and kept flip flopping to any criticism

plush mason
#

they full on hired people that hated the franchise to try and "make it better"

radiant lance
#

And then we got 5 and infinite with 0 continuation of any story and all the previous story arcs magically being solved and killed off screen

molten swan
#

people liked halo 4?

dense salmon
#

The campaign to 4 was a good send-off to halo imo

plush mason
#

yeah

#

i still say reach should have been the end

radiant lance
#

Good send off and beginning of something new

molten swan
#

I really hate the armor so I had a hard time paying attention tbh lol, I miss reach's armor style

dense salmon
#

Only reason I would pick up 4 is to play the campaign or swat

#

Spartan ops was kinda cool

plush mason
#

yeah

dense salmon
#

Halo 2 is easily my favorite campaign though

#

Fucking STEVE VAI AND INCUBUS did the soundtrack to 2

plush mason
#

5 should have used noble 6 as the "anti master chief"

dense salmon
#

Idk man, dude got glassed

plush mason
#

yeah i know

plush mason
#

but 343 doesnt give a shit about the lore so it would have worked better

#

just due to the fan service

dense salmon
#

Why not just have playable arbiter instead of locke

plush mason
#

^

#

deadass i forgot his name till you said it lol

molten swan
plush mason
#

will likely forget it soon after this convo too lol

#

i just call him the blueberry spartan

dense salmon
#

ONI hitman guy

plush mason
#

thats an insult to ONI

#

even more than the very name ONI is lol

dense salmon
#

ONI is like

#

Evil cia times 1 billion

plush mason
#

yeah

#

343 cranked the bond villain group up to the max on them

dense salmon
#

To be fair they were pretty evil in bungie era too

#

The whole spartan program, noble six, etc

#

Noble six was literally an ONI assassin before joining noble team

#

Who killed politicians regularly

plush mason
#

ofc but it wasnt as over the top or in your face

dense salmon
#

True

radiant lance
#

I think they're meant to be more of a necessary evil to keep the peace

plush mason
#

yup

radiant lance
#

Insurgents were literally nuking cities so oni initiated the Spartan 2 program for a scalpel to take down threats with little fallout

plush mason
#

the whole of the spartan project was as well. humanity was on the cusp of fracturing again into a civil war before the covenant came

dense salmon
#

Spartan 3s were orphans of the covenant given an opportunity for revenge

#

So at least the Spartan 3s had a choice

#

ONI and the UNSC threw 90% of them away to destroy one covenant fuel depot though

plush mason
#

just typical human government things

#

hell they threw away like 99% of the 2s on the halo control thing

dense salmon
#

In war, sometimes the worst people are the best for the job

molten swan
#

they also nuked an outer colony iirc cause they wanted to join the insurrection (that was totally valid)

#

oni were bad dudes

green loom
#

Poor cutthroat

radiant lance
#

I feel like a lot of 40k's problems could be solved with therapy

#

Or just a therapist at the right time

molten swan
#

its not your fault your world blew up Cadian, sorry bro (Sent from Catachan)

dense salmon
#

Catachans dont like cadians

#

They see cadians as wimps

molten swan
#

they are wimps

#

but they're our wimps

desert dust
dense salmon
#

I bet you a catachan newborn could benchpress 200 and squat 4 plates

molten swan
#

I remember an excerpt about some dudes hunting a land dragon, at the end, this catachan woman comes out and basically laughs at him and just says the land dragon was a baby and to come back to her when he killed its parents KEKW_ogryn

crisp heath
green loom
#

Well we did go and deal with some comms plex stuff

crisp heath
#

Did we? That'd make sense, I just didn't know

grave widget
#

It wasn't about wyrmwood

#

Also she's definitely dead either way

#

Rip wyrmwood

crisp heath
#

Right. Not arguing that. Just asking why they stopped jamming comms after her death

grave widget
#

I gotta say I did not expect that shrill scream

green loom
#

See earlier

#

Our vox is barely over 50% reliability lol

crisp heath
#

Ehh, but at the same time we are literally hacking into their comms in the new mission...

scenic bolt
#

That or wyrmwood didnโ€™t have the ability to work around jamming as easily as our strike team having a tech priest in direct support

crisp heath
#

Ok, this actually makes some sense too...

grave widget
crisp heath
#

We do have Hadron on like direct stamdby...

scenic bolt
#

Thereโ€™s some new lines in one of the assassination missions where Wolfer and Morrow/Hadron are in a jamming duel

crisp heath
#

Lol wait what?

#

I need to hear this lol

grave widget
#

Yeah wolfer takes over your comms in the train assassination mission

green loom
#

I think I heard it, it's the new Chasm Terminus voicelines right?

grave widget
#

Go play it

#

Yes

green loom
#

Morrow goes "hadron what's up with the comms" and cuts out, replaced by Wolfer for a bit

scenic bolt
#

Like Wolfer will cut Morrows commos to prod you and you can hear Morrow and Hadron trying to break it

crisp heath
#

@grave widget lol I will... needed to know what mission... you don't have to be an absolute smart-ass, you know that, right?

green loom
#

?

grave widget
#

I'm not being a smartass I don't have the name recognized

#

It's literally the train assassination mission

#

I was saying you should play it because it's fun

umbral nymph
#

It's Chasm Terminus the one starting in a Bridge chokepoint

crisp heath
#

Came off different. My bad if I assumed wrong.

umbral nymph
#

I like the fact that Wolfer took a page from the new mission (Hadron jamming the coms so we could infiltrate the barracks) and basically went "I can play this game too"

#

Wish more missions had Wolfer highjacking coms

green loom
#

I feel like he'll be commonly paired with Morrow

crisp heath
#

Loading it up now. Suprising that Wolfer is honestly this good at hacking

#

That he can compete with a tech priest?

#

That's an achievement

umbral nymph
#

I bet Hadron had mechanicus level hissy fit when her jamming got out jammed by Wolfer KEKW_ogryn

crisp heath
#

Nurgles IT guy

umbral nymph
#

Maybe that vox officer from the new level redeemed herself for the shit job she did tracking us,

"There's probably 20 of them attacking"
Meanwhile were only a shooty boi, a very loud guy with a rosary, a literal psycho that glows and one very Beeg good boi with a heavy stubber

crisp heath
#

Nah bro. Ain't no way she didn't get offed for that lolol

dense salmon
#

Before he was a part of noble team

#

He was more of a hitman than a soldier

storm jungle
#

I mean

#

have you worked in an office job IRL

grave widget
#

she was who the team leaders were talking to

storm jungle
#

it doesnt matter if its your fault or not

#

at the end of the day someone is gonna take the fall for a fuckup

dense salmon
grave widget
#

Also wolfer constantly says he's gonna need some new team leaders

storm jungle
#

^

#

Nah

#

this was a rare case

#

because they were all intoxicated and chilling in the Carnival

grave widget
#

I think he's thinking of someone else to sack

storm jungle
#

you dicipline your troops when shit like this happens

#

well "dicipline"

grave widget
#

I think vox lady is in the clear this time

storm jungle
dense salmon
#

There's something going on deeper than wolfer here

#

Like with the cult

grave widget
#

she was doing her job fine

grave widget
#

they're in the carnival

dense salmon
#

I feel as though the warring factions of the moebian domain are deeply linked to the cult of admonition

storm jungle
#

so one thing about that

dense salmon
#

There's two families in a feud currently

grave widget
#

Yes one of them at least is definitely funding the moebians

#

we have whole missions dedicated to figuring out who's funding who and we even get away with their payment

dense salmon
#

You can see groaners wearing the colors of both families in throneside

grave widget
#

Not anyone can get their hands on the crystals

storm jungle
grave widget
umbral nymph
#

Imagine the other loyal mobian regiments come back to atoma to fight the cult and the 6th

queen laurel
crisp heath
#

We see loyal moebians in a few cutscenes

storm jungle
#

those are PDF

queen laurel
#

The green wearing runts

grave widget
#

I thought we already established there are fragments of a local regiment there

umbral nymph
grave widget
#

The enforcers are nowhere to be seen

crisp heath
#

I just really appreciate that we get a cutscene of Zola looting their bodies, whoever they are

#

Gotta love the inquisition

umbral nymph
#

Hence the trash talk some rejects spout when encountering them

storm jungle
#

they are just mall cops

crisp heath
umbral nymph
storm jungle
#

they got the red outfits

grave widget
#

Zola wasn't personally going through weapons in it was she

crisp heath
#

Moebians are also red aren't they?

grave widget
#

I don't think so

grave widget
umbral nymph
storm jungle
#

the Black/Red are Inquisition warband members

crisp heath
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OK so here's what I understand in terms of factions: some of them wear colors and some of them are on Atoma and some of them are dead, I am informed of the situation

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The scabs do have their own distinct coloring though

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They have a gray with yellow/brown colors

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And spikes

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The haphazardly welded spikes is so funny to me

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I believe we do see loyalist moebian 21st in a couple missions

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The welded spikes are such good modelling

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@dense salmon tea they usually hold like entrances for us om some mission, behind gates

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You can see some lasbolt exchanges in the distance on some missions

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Pockets of resistance unrelated to our missions

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The chest spike

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Actually wow even the scab shooter mask is the same

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It's like a fashion statement for chaos

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Mauler and gunner are my two favorite models in the game

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The scabs gunner just makes me want a tempestus scion cosmetic and hellgun weapon
whatthefuck_heresy

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This game definitely re-ignited a lot of peoples' love for Traitor Guard

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its very nice to see

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vt1/2 saw a skaven revival too

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yup

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Fatshark deffo did a lot

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Mini sniper gauntlets

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Is it just me or is damnation and auric way harder now?

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Just feel like the spawns have doubled

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