I'm sorry i don't know about soccer lore
#40k-lore-chat
queen laurel
arctic talon
Where killing is supposed TO BE MEDIOCRE
keen stratus
I'm sorry i don't know about soccer lore
SOCCER?!?!?!?! go fuck yourself you fucking yankee
arctic talon
So their biggest weakness gets patched up lol
urban spire
rugby and american football diverged a long-ass time ago, before living memory
warm notch
Soccer
keen stratus
they ruin everything
arctic talon
Lol
queen laurel
who calls it soccer
I do, and i don't care on what you think
warm notch
Ain’t nobody got time to say “American football”
queen laurel
Simple
keen stratus
i'm norwegian
dude, please be decent, call it football
celest dome
Handegg
urban spire
i'm not a dude, and i won't
keen stratus
I do, and i don't care on what you think
Well, did you know that vaporeon in terms
of
arctic talon
Hand egg
urban spire
i wonder if there is more to boga than the most surface level repetition of memes
keen stratus
i think imma pull out the lasgun
arctic talon
queen laurel
first she calls it soccer
Go ahead
keen stratus
i wonder if there is more to boga than the most surface level repetition of meme...
existential dread
warm notch
#Tyranitarsweep
keen stratus
i wonder if there is more to boga than the most surface level repetition of meme...
anxiety
and i hate living in argentina
queen laurel
Well, did you know that vaporeon in terms
I've heard this a million times
urban spire
what? you don't even live in england and you're going to bat for the king's english?
keen stratus
what? you don't even live in england and you're going to bat for the king's engl...
dude, if it is about fucking the USA, i ally with everyone
urban spire
picking between shacking up with a coral snake or a hive full of africanized honey bees
celest dome
Ah, the same thing as Belgian and France then
arctic talon
LOL
warm notch
What other country in the world spends most of their school’s budget on school sports? 😎
keen stratus
and that techpriest who said no
warm notch
America is based
keen stratus
America is based
USA*
urban spire
based on what?
green loom
Your schools have budgets?
keen stratus
What other country in the world spends most of their school’s budget on school s...
nah, our politians steal it
warm notch
Your schools have budgets?
Contrary to popular belief they do— 90% of it is spent on the sports teams
celest dome
based on what?
Based on high Fructose corn syrup
warm notch
Unless they’re women’s teams then they get nothing*
arctic talon
💀
keen stratus
Unless they’re women’s teams then they get nothing*
Are you from the states?
urban spire
alright the cloud of existential dread is getting too dense in here lets air this place out and talk about some lighter topics like the unending warfare of the fourtyfirst millennium
green loom
I'm going to be cool and get myself some models for christmas
Then I can throw them at people who call others tourists
arctic talon
grave sparrow
I think I might get me a 3d printer and curing/cleaning setup, and learn how to use blender this christmas
keen stratus
What gave it away
no, that i feel bad for you, you probably have a bad time being trans, cause i know that everyone are idiots there
green loom
I think I might get me a 3d printer and curing/cleaning setup, and learn how to ...
It's not that crazy to use
urban spire
https://zulusgames.com/cdn/shop/products/99120999010_BiasedRefereesLead.jpg?v=16...
i love them
they're dating
green loom
Pain in the backside to run though
warm notch
Then I can throw them at people who call others tourists
“Tourist” being used derisively so often now makes me cringe
arctic talon
People who say tourist as an insult are 💀
grave sparrow
It's not that crazy to use
I'm pretty smoothed brain, so we'll see lol
green loom
“Tourist” being used derisively so often now makes me cringe
"You literally wrote the entire setting I violently defend and don't agree with me????? TOURIST!!!!"
urban spire
the only people i derisively call tourists are actual tourists
urban spire
specifically from disney cruise ships
celest dome
"You literally *wrote the entire setting I violently defend* and don't agree wit...
Wait what did I miss ?
green loom
Wait what did I miss ?
So on twitter
arctic talon
Oh no
warm notch
no, that i feel bad for you, you probably have a bad time being trans, cause i k...
I’m fortunate enough to live in probs the most progressive state in the country but yeah it does get tough sometimes ❤️
green loom
The usual troublemakers found Graham McNeil, Gary Chalk, and just a bunch of GW oldheads
urban spire
So on twitter
X :)
celest dome
🍿 
green loom
Who were telling them to calm down because they're a bunch of whining babies lmao
green loom
And they started calling them tourists
arctic talon
Bro ain’t no way
green loom
Lmao
keen stratus
I’m fortunate enough to live in probs the most progressive state in the country ...
what is the state?
warm notch
IL
urban spire
who are the usual troublemakers?
keen stratus
cause i know texas bullshit
green loom
"Yeah I was head of GW marketing for like 20 years, here's why X happened"
"TOURIST!!!! IM RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG!!!"
warm notch
who are the usual troublemakers?
Tourists
keen stratus
fucking cowboys get out of your asses
keen stratus
the 21 century is here
urban spire
never heard of em
green loom
Too many to name but the lot of them ignorant chuds
With barely any models or books
Or homebrews
urban spire
i'm gonna assume they're a bunch of "the imperium is right" chuds
green loom
Or any real investment in the setting beyond bullying people
green loom
i'm gonna assume they're a bunch of "the imperium is right" chuds
Yeah lol
green loom
I saw one guy post a pic
warm notch
Remember when the situation got so bad at some point that GW had to make a public statement that the Imperium is bad
celest dome
Any person that consider the Imperium as the right course, or even the necessary course deserve nothing more than the Imperial fate
green loom
Of a fkn
urban spire
i think it's in the pins here lol
green loom
US Police blue
urban spire
yeah lol
keen stratus
Send them to the corpse starch factory
Dude i just readed that, theyre literally cannibals wtf
arctic talon
Police brutality scion
celest dome
Remember when the situation got so bad at some point that GW had to make a publi...
That statement had to be plastered here too
green loom
Yeah
warm notch
US Police blue
🤢
arctic talon
Does someone have the turn off body cam arbites meme
warm notch
Does someone have the turn off body cam arbites meme
Omg if someone posts it I’m gonna steal it
urban spire
lol
green loom
Wow I wonder why they're angry about a post telling off nazis 
urban spire
who knows
warm notch
Oh well
storm jungle
Ltiterally curbstomping a genestealer
Its from American History X btw
green loom
Yeah I know
storm jungle
a movie scene where a fucking neo-nazi curbstomps a black guy
storm jungle
so the irony is kinda lost
green loom
AND I KNEW THE GUY FROM YEARS AGO
arctic talon
storm jungle
NOOOO
keen stratus
Does someone have the turn off body cam arbites meme
https://youtu.be/9WljE_mPAHE?si=dbbgEL5B0V2UTCt3 I have this one
green loom
And this guy berating others for their shit
Wrote a fkn
Horrible mary sue slop chapter
"Oh yeah they have members from all the legions, and each company represents a different legion, they also have like 50000 marines and actively hold off the Eye of Terror"
Goes something like that
spare osprey
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561257334538502174/1070405316757422211/...
Nah arbites are the lads to make sure they have extra body cams just so they can watch and brag about the footage later
arctic talon
💀
spare osprey
Like it’s an end of match replay
green loom
I'm complaining because I'm bored
verbal path
green loom
And it's fun to make fun of dummies
arctic talon
Imperium mandated police brutality
keen stratus
Man what's going on in here
were doing weird shit, chaos has take over
if somebody tries to recurit you
arctic talon
The savant would never have made it into the arbites
keen stratus
go slaanesh
arctic talon
He needs to say excessive force authorized
verbal path
were doing weird shit, chaos has take over
arctic talon
Smh
verbal path
I'm sorry.
urban spire
chaos rules empra drools
spare osprey
Imperium mandated police brutality
Dude there was an arbite quote in the event kill team rulebook
Funniest shit ever
warm notch
I love you guys
keen stratus
chaos rules empra drools
Tzeentch sucks and nurgle cucks
warm notch
Thanks for being sane
arctic talon
Dude there was an arbite quote in the event kill team rulebook
The wasting ammo one right
green loom
ty for the bugcat emotes btw
keen stratus
Thanks for being sane
thanks for taking steps foward and decided to be who you really wanted to be
spare osprey
The wasting ammo one right
Mhm
arctic talon
spare osprey
Absolutely love it.
keen stratus
warm notch
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/195404877688602624/1150279798929764372/...
I love how unsubtly corrupt they are
arctic talon
It’s great lol
urban spire
"innocence proves nothing"
warm notch
Makes me wonder if it was preferable to have the gangers than the enforcers in the torrent
Even tho it’s probably not that much different
verbal path
Being innocent doesn't mean Chaos hasn't infected you. Sorry. 
arctic talon
Makes me wonder if it was preferable to have the gangers than the enforcers in t...
Different boot on your neck is still a boot
warm notch
Different boot on your neck is still a boot
True
spare osprey
"innocence proves nothing"
I’ve recently enjoyed a long ass quote of a dark angel chaplain having the lion take one of his prisoners
arctic talon
But the gangers and enforcers were probably comparable
Odds are they also died alongside each other fighting the water cartel and cult of admonition LUL
keen stratus
what is necromunda?
spare osprey
I’ve recently enjoyed a long ass quote of a dark angel chaplain having the lion ...
He starts to have an actual mental breakdown cause the idea that he had been given false confessions, or that maybe some of his brothers weren’t as guilty as they had thought had literally never crossed his mind
arctic talon
what is necromunda?
Extra shitty hive world
It’s also a very high production hive world
spare osprey
what is necromunda?
Extremely important and extremely shitty hive world
Makes a lot of stuff
And produces marines for the imperial fists
urban spire
also a tabletop game
warm notch
Oh god how is a hive world so bad that it gets the addendum “extra shitty”
spare osprey
By being necromunda
verbal path
Oh god how is a hive world so bad that it gets the addendum “extra shitty”
Its a Hive World but even bigger.
urban spire
it's only about one of the hives on said hive world
and it's kind of a regular sized hive at that
arctic talon
Oh god how is a hive world so bad that it gets the addendum “extra shitty”
How does government sponsored gang warfare sound
urban spire
i wonder what folks eat in the torrent
warm notch
How does government sponsored gang warfare sound
Lmao
verbal path
Necromundas got it all. Brutal House enforcers, gangers hired by the houses, chaos cults, ||genestealers||
near wasp
He starts to have an actual mental breakdown cause the idea that he had been giv...
Where is this?
urban spire
they're so cool the worst
spare osprey
Where is this?
Lemme snag it
arctic talon
Where is this?
It’s in a white dwarf iirc
arctic talon
they're ~~so cool~~ the worst
Necromunda is cool as shit
urban spire
check out house escher
verbal path
Their police force have their own bargain bin dreadnoughts.
spare osprey
Where is this?
quality sucks ass but
spare osprey
quality sucks ass but
i really need new lion lore
cause the DA sent out an official statement to every chapter of the unforgiven telling them to not believe the rumors that the lion had returned
and i wanna know what that means in the long run
same for the fallen
jade holly
You think Wolf Totem will be blasting when Jaghatai Khan rolls back in with his bois?
near wasp
cause the DA sent out an official statement to every chapter of the unforgiven t...
Thatd be heresy 
arctic talon
cause the DA sent out an official statement to every chapter of the unforgiven t...
A ton of the unforgiven were around when Lion showed up tho
verbal path
Can't wait to eat dinner with the family only for these boys to kick in the door
urban spire
looks kinda like an ambot
spare osprey
A ton of the unforgiven were around when Lion showed up tho
was sent out before the battle in lions ark of omen rulebook. lion had been around for a bit before that whole thing
arctic talon
Ah
spare osprey
so for DA out in the wider imperium
arctic talon
looks kinda like an ambot
Prolly is based on one
urban spire
if the lions such hot shit how come he hasn't been around for ten thousand years
near wasp
Im sure they retracted that when they saw him
near wasp
if the lions such hot shit how come he hasn't been around for ten thousand years
He needed his beauty sleep
spare osprey
if the lions such hot shit how come he hasn't been around for ten thousand years
if someone takes a nap in your house for 10 hours
while a party is going on
they're technically still there for those 10 hours
urban spire
i have never hosted a party
spare osprey
so by this logic i am making up
green loom
yeah here we go
This should come as a shock to no one that knows just how fucked modern DA are in the head 
spare osprey
the lion has been around for the past 10,000 years
jade holly
I wonder who the last loyalist Primarch to show back up out of nowhere will be
urban spire
nor have i heard of anyone taking a ten hour nap
jade holly
My money’s on either Vulkan or Leman Russ
near wasp
nor have i heard of anyone taking a ten hour nap
Its a good nap
jade holly
lady loyalist?
Typo autocorrect
spare osprey
This should come as a shock to no one that knows just how fucked modern DA are i...
damn right
jade holly
But yeah either Vulkan or Leman will be the last Primarch to the party
rogue Gorge was Obv the fist cause Ultramarines
spare osprey
damn right
though something that did surprise me
the BA are being lil butts
and planning on if lion turns on Dante
arctic talon
BA are absurdly paranoid lol
jade holly
BA’s are just salty their Primarch got bodied
urban spire
no such thing as a good space marine
jade holly
no such thing as a good space marine
Me but for Eldar
spare osprey
idk i certainly prefer a marine who delivers a baby to any imperial fist
near wasp
I mean ba are paranoid but like if your uncle suddenly showed up on your lawn and started spraying pesticides on your lawn youd be a bit concerned
spare osprey
why do the fists want babies
contracts
hasty coral
BA are absurdly paranoid lol
Space marines are powerful but funnily enough rarely very sane
Although the pragmatist legions like the iron warriors and iron fists generally do ok ish
Even the warriors don’t fuck with chaos and generally are just built on rivalry rather than fanaticism
storm jungle
they are basically hypocrites yeah
green loom
Wonder where they operate
plush mason
like. dont the iron warriors make a shit ton of daemon engines?
plush mason
yeah they have to fuck with chaos
green loom
Perturabo is also a daemon prince
plush mason
ofc the warriors are nothing next to the word bearers in that reguard lol
green loom
Yeah but that's like saying a serial killer isn't on the level of like, Jigsaw
near wasp
Theyd much rather grind you down with waves of slaves than summon daemons
arctic talon
Depends on the warband
plush mason
do many of the iron warriors worship chaos?
or is it just the old "choas is just a tool" stuff
green loom
Latter is probably not uncommon among the older IW
Former is probably commonplace among "new" warriors seeing as they're recruited from slaves on a daemon world lol
plush mason
makes sense
ofc the IW in charge of turning those slaves into new brothers could easily just teach that chaos is a tool and they must worship papa pert
green loom
If we're being real they'd probably promote some chaos worship since it can get them some tough ass followers if they get enough blessings
plush mason
pert is undivied right?
arctic talon
Yeah
near wasp
Since we got a book with cawl and bill we should get one where perty and vashtor have a biuld off
green loom
I really want to see a video of Elysians dropping to "Welcome to the Jungle"
plush mason
that reminds me. has Nurgle ever tried to take Catachan?
seems like the world has some stuff he would want
green loom
There was a daemonic invasion of catachan during the onset of the great rift
The vegetation handled it
normal light
The vegetation handled it
How cool your world has to be to single handily take care of daemonic invasion 
Like yeah it a shit hole to live in but
NO ONE CAN GET YOU Out there
plush mason
i wonder how the nids would fair
arctic talon
That planet has totally not nids on it
green loom
The greatest favour a navy captain can do for a Catachan native is to offer one orbital bombardment
arctic talon
the catachan devil is a nid gone native imo
green loom
To clear some living space lol
plush mason
the catachan devil is a nid gone native imo
imagine if the hivemind was ever able to regain that monster
plush mason
the skull on the pincer lol
arctic talon
it has way bigger claws
normal light
This is meant to be a nid?
arctic talon
normal light
Oh
normal light
Now I see
arctic talon
yeah its from Liber xenologis
green loom
It's definitely an upgrade to "Centipede but big"
arctic talon
heavily fortified settlements
plush mason
just hunt the monsters and tell stories?
hasty coral
The discussion in the meme channel made me consider something
arctic talon
just hunt the monsters and tell stories?
try to live out a life on the planet
storm jungle
what the hell do the jungle fighters do on their world?
They basically live a mostly nomadic lifestyle and move from settlement to settlement due to jungle while keeping the wildlife back and sometimes going out on patrol to hunt monsters.
We unfortunately literally almost have no idea what goes on catachan daily aside from that.
hasty coral
I never considered how their biomass and gene manipulation would cause damage
storm jungle
Tyranids introduce bacteria during the mid-stage of the invasion process to kill any local life whether its microscopic, bacterial and so on.
hasty coral
It must be horrific
hasty coral
Tyranids introduce bacteria during the mid-stage of the invasion process to kill...
Jesus bacterial???
That’s bad
hasty coral
So they literally leave a planet capital B barren
plush mason
remember. the first world the tyrainds attacked was let a barren rock. even the metals had be stripped out completely
storm jungle
Correct.
green loom
Yeah they kill planets more effectively than any other species bar Destroyer type necrons
storm jungle
Fucking scary
I remember posting a thread from the new codex on reddit about it, give it a read
https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/16obsxm/excerpt_codex_tyranids_10th_edition_the_fall_and/
plush mason
so the nids have come from the right left bottom and now the top of the galaxy right?
arctic talon
Catachan face eater my beloved
storm jungle
but its important to remember its now from ALL the way to the top
it was Leviathan approaching from the side
and going
"I'll try coming from upstairs"
arctic talon
storm jungle
Me killing myself with a grocery bag trying to moderate #general-chat
arctic talon
REAL
storm jungle
also theres a GREAT story in the Xenologis book where that artwork is from
where a guy cut his own fucking face off to survive an attack
green loom
The Aximand experience
storm jungle
LEGIT
Its dumb as fuck but in a good way
he also then had another person's face stapled onto himself
because idk
Darktide Oskar Krall Experience
arctic talon
LOL
storm jungle
💈
green loom
Man I can't wait for the next update
storm jungle
green loom
I think Darktide is the only game that's kept my interest this genuinely bar the year of Foxhole i played
green loom
Moreover a good 40k game I enjoy
storm jungle
heres to Space Marine 2 coming out and dying in a week so I go back to DT right after it
green loom
storm jungle
green loom
I don't expect it to do too well
storm jungle
Im joking but if that actually happens ill be sad
hasty coral
I think Darktide is the only game that's kept my interest this genuinely bar the...
Spider-Man 2
arctic talon
19 inches of venom
storm jungle
NOOO
green loom
Mary Jane speaks Hungarian at some point
green loom
A very butchered, weird sounding Hungarian
storm jungle
Mary Jane speaks Hungarian at some point
its in reference to Silver Sable's country which is in europe
hasty coral
Mary Jane speaks Hungarian at some point
To be fair that is in character
storm jungle
Symkaria i think
arctic talon
they included miles in the height of the uh
green loom
Ya that
arctic talon
statue
storm jungle
lmfao
storm jungle
yeah im a nerd i remember it
green loom
Granted I've heard Transylvanian Magyars so
arctic talon
A very butchered, weird sounding Hungarian
American trying to speak hungarian
storm jungle
storm jungle
and she is a white woman
green loom
American trying to speak hungarian
Me when Halo Reach
storm jungle
you know how it is
storm jungle
fr
arctic talon
Hey she can try
hasty coral
But isn’t nearly as smart as Peter
arctic talon
thats what matters
hasty coral
And Miles
storm jungle
also the best part of the game was her saying she wrote a book on Symkarian culture
and only 15 people read it
💀
arctic talon
💀
hasty coral
She is well traveled but still pretty dumb compared to her friends
Peter, Harry, and Miles are all super geniuses
arctic talon
unfortunate for her
that only 15 people read it
please tell me the 15 is excluding the publisher and editor
storm jungle
LMAO
arctic talon
if she had one
storm jungle
She never says it i think
its also because her and Peter are having pressure trying not to lose Aunt May's house to morgages
mfers cannot catch a break
plush mason
I remember posting a thread from the new codex on reddit about it, give it a rea...
ok the giant nids just eating the atmosphere is just horrifying
storm jungle
storm jungle
feelsbad
Yeaaah the non-spiderman parts of the plot deal a lot with the characters having IRL issues
its really well done but not for everybody for uh reasons 💀
hasty coral
Spoiler: ||A part of SM 2 has an arc about Mary Jane feeling like a failure and playing second fiddle to SM||
Not kidding
storm jungle
Yep
but its mostly the symbiote doign that
since it preys on your negative emotions
arctic talon
Yeaaah the non-spiderman parts of the plot deal a lot with the characters having...
neat
storm jungle
green loom
I noticed something funny
People rag on constantly about Guilliman/Yvraine(who've interacted a total of once)
But are quick to deny Celefax 
plush mason
but its mostly the symbiote doign that
that symbiote gets around lol
green loom
Curious
hasty coral
since it preys on your negative emotions
That’s complicated, with Knull being canon (Definitely Spider Man 4), some of it is always negative based because of the darkforce
BUT
Venom specifically grows to bound enough with Eddie Brock in the comics
storm jungle
Yup and also the symbiotes ingame get Knull's spiral symbol on their forehead + the meteorite which the devs went out of their way to include
normal light
People rag on constantly about Guilliman/Yvraine(who've interacted a total of on...
Those people are imperial agents that cover up this story
hasty coral
To override the need for negative interactions
storm jungle
Yeah i hope thats something they do if they branch otu for a venom game
Im getting bored of Pete
hasty coral
Yup and also the symbiotes ingame get Knull's spiral symbol on their forehead + ...
With 3 being ||Goblin||
4 is Knull
storm jungle
Hope so
hasty coral
Im getting bored of Pete <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
Miles is just more fun
plush mason
Carnage game when?
hasty coral
It’s fun to grow with a Spider-Man
plush mason
Venom got his own game so why not Carnage?
plush mason
sadge
hasty coral
and Generic Bad Guy
That I hard disagree
He is definitely just a villain
Not complex
But he is compelling because of his insanity
And his religious turn in the new game
Is even better
Religious nut Carnage
plush mason
Marvel doesnt really do "generic bad guy" big part of why their villain roster is so much stronger than DC's
warm notch
What’s the Bible
hasty coral
Sorry
warm notch
Wait does Big E have his own version of the Bible
hasty coral
Knullically cleanse
green loom
What’s the Bible
A very surreal fantasy book
warm notch
What’s the “holy text” of the Imperium
hasty coral
A very surreal fantasy book
BRO PLEASE
warm notch
If any
hasty coral
💀
green loom
Wait does Big E have his own version of the Bible
The Lectito Divinitatus
Or something
plush mason
Wait does Big E have his own version of the Bible
not really lol. remember he HATED all forms of regligion and faith
hasty coral
Ederius really out here pouring the gasoline
plush mason
so the holy book of the imperial cult is kinda a mess
arctic talon
What’s the “holy text” of the Imperium
Lecto divinatus for Imperium
plush mason
and Lorgar wrote it lol
hasty coral
Although tbf most 40k fans are atheist
arctic talon
There's multiple mechanicus books
green loom
Ederius really out here pouring the gasoline
Hey it's true, have you read some of the bits in it? Don't even get me started on the old testament
warm notch
Wait so is the Lectio Divinitatus fanfic
WAIT
all holy texts are technically fanfics
hasty coral
But I generally avoid the topic
hasty coral
Wait so is the Lectio Divinitatus fanfic
Yes
hasty coral
all holy texts are technically fanfics
Also yes
green loom
It's Lorgar's holy book
plush mason
Wait so is the Lectio Divinitatus fanfic
yes its Lorgar's fanfic about his dad being a god lol
green loom
Revised by his loyalist son, the Anchorite
verbal path
If Big E isn't a god, why do all the SoB have faith powers? Checkmate athiests.
plush mason
psykics
green loom
You've summarized pretty much 90% of the conversations Greyfax has lmao
plush mason
literally the custodians say that
arctic talon
also yeah faith powers are based in psychic powers
warm notch
I mean doesn’t collective belief have material consequences in reality
plush mason
call the SoB hypocrits for burning people that use the exact same powers they do
arctic talon
Yes
warm notch
So they quite literally channel faith to fuel their powers
verbal path
Faith powers aren't warp based since they didn't get cut off by the Pariah Nexus.
arctic talon
Faith powers aren't warp based since they didn't get cut off by the Pariah Nexus...
problem is they both did and didn't
green loom
The Pariah Nexus shackles down reality, sealing out the warp
Faith is pretty much the opposite
arctic talon
It did cut them off for many
but it also just straight up didn't work on other faith powers
faith magic is absolutely rooted in the warp
plush mason
i doubt the Nexus was flawless
green loom
Me figures it's a matter of volume
arctic talon
Celestine can't fly
hasty coral
Faith powers aren't warp based since they didn't get cut off by the Pariah Nexus...
They are
green loom
If there's enough faith bs
hasty coral
Though
hasty coral
It’s thought based
arctic talon
instead of flying
hasty coral
It didn’t disrupt the warp just the connection no?
arctic talon
It calms the warp
The warp is normally a stormy ocean with heavy winds
The pariah nexus is a sunny day with no wind what so ever
hasty coral
So faith acts are born from the wild warp
arctic talon
To an extent yes but not as much as psychic powers
warm notch
So it’s within the realm of possibility for the zealot to use the holy artifact to summon powers
warm notch
That’s based
hasty coral
So it’s within the realm of possibility for the zealot to use the holy artifact ...
Absolutely
And he does
arctic talon
And our zealots
hasty coral
The power is real
warm notch
So it’s kinda like how faith is handled in Elden ring/dark souls
hasty coral
So it’s kinda like how faith is handled in Elden ring/dark souls
It’s how most faith is handled
warm notch
Kinda
warm notch
I don’t think I’ve played many games where faith systems existed like that
So I didn’t know haha
arctic talon
Faith and sorcery are one and the same in elden ring Ironicially
hasty coral
I don’t think I’ve played many games where faith systems existed like that
Elder scrolls
arctic talon
Despite how much sorcerers and priests hate each other
hasty coral
Technically Elder Scrolls is more mental power and self actualization
But faith is a path towards it
storm jungle
<:ashTeehee:1148076476579721356>
green loom
He will cause you untold pain and suffering until you give jn
warm notch
God elder scrolls’s magic system is so cool
hasty coral
God elder scrolls’s magic system is so cool
It’s literally just how much can you manipulate the fabric of reality
Anything your strong enough to manifest
Can manifest
verbal path
Kind of nice, doesn't he?
The Beast of Nurgle's acts like a real happy puppy. Just one that causes your skin to melt off by being too near it.
arctic talon
Kind of nice, doesn't he?
You’ll be happy once you become so depressed you completely give into despair and hopelessness
But it’s hollow
You will never feel
Again
frozen rain
You’ll be happy once you become so depressed you completely give into despair an...
I feel this
hasty coral
But isn’t not having to hope a form of hope in itself?
warm notch
It’s literally just how much can you manipulate the fabric of reality
How those Redguard knights are called “sword-singers” because they shout things into existence by inserting new notes into the fabric of reality or whatever
gentle walrus
Ah yes, you go so far off the spectrum you basically end up on the otherside happy.
warm notch
I just really love the music way of looking at reality
arctic talon
But isn’t not having to hope a form of hope in itself?
The thing is that you’re a pessimist once you’re at that stage
Endlessly pessimistic
crisp heath
Nurgle is friend shaped
arctic talon
It’s a bitter joy
hasty coral
How those Redguard knights are called “sword-singers” because they shout things ...
It’s more they want to make things exist by shouting and thus do so
warm notch
Dragon ‘Shouting’ is changing those notes of reality or something
Idk I’m hardly the best person to explain
crisp heath
It's easy to explain, dragon speech is part of the structure of reality and whenever a dragon talks, it changes reality
hasty coral
It's easy to explain, dragon speech is part of the structure of reality and when...
Yes and no
frozen rain
Oh now I realize why I like him
crisp heath
When humans learn how to speak dragon, they get the same abilities because it's a fundamental truth of the universe
hasty coral
Intrinsically anyone could make something new a fabric of reality
Hence Akatosh (or Anu)
Made dragon songs powerful
urban spire
So it’s within the realm of possibility for the zealot to use the holy artifact ...
it could also be some high tech device dressed up to look like a holy icon
hasty coral
But it’s not a cosmic truth in the overall fabric of ES
arctic talon
Oh now I realize why I like him
Yeah Nurgle is absolutely an abusive spouse/sibling/parent
hasty coral
The Godhead just made it so
crisp heath
I mean the dragons are so old it may as well be
urban spire
Oh now I realize why I like him
funny, when i said this the other day everyone was like whaaat no way
crisp heath
Elder Scrolls dragons are old "myth time" stuff
hasty coral
It’s just the correction that nothing in ES besides the godhead is a truth
Not even Anu and Padamoy
storm jungle
Elder Scrolls lore is wack
urban spire
it's cool
hasty coral
The godhead is the only cosmic truth
crisp heath
it could also be some high tech device dressed up to look like a holy icon
Trazyn's pokeballs that a tech priest hastily glued an Aquila on to claim it was lost Great Crusade Era human tech
crisp heath
Gyrate my Aurbis archmage
hasty coral
Magic exists because people literally said so
plush mason
Cannot believe GW got inspired to make Nurgle when they were studying in college
ngl i thought that is where Slannesh came from lol
crisp heath
Elder Scrolls is what happens when someone who thinks magic is real reads Conan the Barbarian and decides to publish their unfinished project
plush mason
Slannesh is just everything they couldnt have while in collage
crisp heath
Although tbf the guy who wrote Conan also thought magic was real so I guess it scans
plush mason
and Nurgle is everything they had but didnt want lol
hasty coral
Elder Scrolls is what happens when someone who thinks magic is real reads Conan ...
How?
green loom
Nurgle is them
plush mason
iirc magic in ES works because the souls that got sent to Nirn tried to go back and made the stars
crisp heath
Oh a bunch of the original devs were super into Crowley style occultism and it's very blatant in the game
crisp heath
Also Morrowind was the first ES game released in a finished state, most Daggerfall endings don't even play unless you have fan made patches
Arena was also notoriously unfinished
plush mason
thats just now Bethesda makes games
crisp heath
No, this was before bethesda
hasty coral
green loom
Can you guess what I like about ES
hasty coral
Can you guess what I like about ES
Daedric princes
crisp heath
Bethesda unironically improved the quality of the games, at the expense of making them less batshit
green loom
Nah
hasty coral
Bethesda unironically improved the quality of the games, at the expense of makin...
Generally true
Magic sucked though
plush mason
Bethesda unironically improved the quality of the games, at the expense of makin...
so who was making them before?
green loom
I like Vigilants of Stendarr for whatever reason
hasty coral
I like Vigilants of Stendarr for whatever reason
Really
crisp heath
so who was making them before?
Some guy named David
green loom
I like my paladin archetypes
crisp heath
I'm meming, but Arena and Daggerfall really was a very small team
hasty coral
I like my paladin archetypes <:smilecat:942293327397662740>
This is based
Personally
plush mason
Daedric princes
you mean prince, there is only one daedric prince worth knowing
hasty coral
you mean prince, there is only one daedric prince worth knowing
Let me guess
Sheogorath
plush mason
yup
plush mason
lol
crisp heath
So the company that developed them was Mediatech Softworks, and the publisher was Bethesda
plush mason
nah. Sheogorath gives us cheese, that alone makes him the greatest of the princes
crisp heath
Starting with Morrowind, Bethesda took over the development side of things
hasty coral
Madness is a GREAT aspect
Actually I think Sheo is my favorite aspect
Of ES
As well
green loom
What's Sheo's real name again
crisp heath
I'm an argonian simp sorry
crisp heath
Jygalag?
green loom
I like Bretons
plush mason
What's Sheo's real name again
its Sheogorath. his old name is from before his mind was broken by the other princes
crisp heath
Idk I don't like most of the god stuff in ES
plush mason
they are very much 2 different people
crisp heath
It's jygalax or jygalag, something like that
hasty coral
Jyggalag
hasty coral
Jyggalag, Daedric Prince of Order and Logic
green loom
What are the lore implications of canonical bacon and eggs
plush mason
my ogryn could 1v5 a space marine lol
hasty coral
my ogryn could 1v5 a space marine lol
Unlikely because of tactics
crisp heath
What are the lore implications of canonical bacon and eggs
Theoretical pigs, but jury is out on if the eggs come from chickens
hasty coral
But feats?
Maybe
Ogryns often fistfight Plague Ogryns and beasts of nurgle in game
green loom
Plague ogryn are easy to solo 
storm jungle
Its slow, ugly and hits tough
plush mason
Unlikely because of tactics
i mean a single ogyrn bodyguard killed 3 CSM terminators
green loom
hasty coral
i mean a single ogyrn bodyguard killed 3 CSM terminators
And I still don’t think three would be able to do the same feats
crisp heath
my ogryn could 1v5 a space marine lol
True
Just blast em with your kickback or heavy stubber for easy kill
crisp heath
And I still don’t think three would be able to do the same feats
It’s implied that our ogryns are bone’eads
green loom
It's not implied
hasty coral
Just the one personality I think
green loom
It's straight up stated
crisp heath
I've said it before and I'll say it again
crisp heath
The rejects don't need named character privilege, they're a terrifying force of nature if we go by hard lore
normal light
Wait bodyguard is not Bone ead?
crisp heath
4 ogryn bone’eads would waffle stomp a plague marine
An ogryn and psyker teamup alone is terrifying, but these guys also have a veteran sniper and a catholic
green loom
Wait bodyguard is not Bone ead?
Nop
Brawler's the only one
He actively c omplains about it
hasty coral
4 ogryn bone’eads would waffle stomp a plague marine
1 would
Plagues are slow
They have no speed and tactic advantage
It’s a normal chaos blessed SM ONLY trying to fistfight an Ogryn
That is the worst idea possible
normal light
They have no speed and tactic advantage
They have advantage of being resilient and pestilential
hasty coral
Resilient is not enough against an OGRYN
normal light
Like standard Death Guard moment
crisp heath
My guy the ogryn will pick him up and tear him in half
Resilience is a moot point there
normal light
Resilient is not enough against an OGRYN
Plague knife goes hard
hasty coral
Plague knife goes hard
An Ogryn would eventually die of plagues
But not before the marine
crisp heath
In brute force, an ogryn is better than a space marine in all regards except probably speed
normal light
Well I would argue
crisp heath
A plague marine loses the speed advantage
hasty coral
A plague marine loses the speed advantage
Maybe tactics and combat prowess
crisp heath
The thing that makes space marines better is that they're tactical thinkers, but you can't think your way out of being thrown a quarter mile by a dude named Meat
normal light
Because Plague Marines are in fact heavy infantry
As also Ogryns
So I would say that they have similar chances
normal light
I’m going to assume your trolling
Continue
hasty coral
You can’t use “both are heavy infantry” as an argument for combat prowess
In the lore
normal light
Plague Marines have superior weaponry , Ogryns have speed and survivability
hasty coral
And strength
normal light
And strength
I would say that have it near plague marines
hasty coral
Weaponry is not enough to best an Ogryn that can close the distance
hasty coral
I would say that have it near plague marines
THEY DON’T????
Plague marines get no strength boosts
normal light
Yes , except power armor and maybe some daemonic gifts
hasty coral
A Ogryn has beaten three chaos terminators
Moot point
Daemonic gifts are just plagued and resilience
Neither would outlast an Ogryn
That can get in melee
Power armor might beat most Ogryns
But that’s a completely different argument from regular plague Marin
normal light
Nah let’s just not continue this discussion who would win , we all know that the main character would
plush mason
^
hasty coral
Nah let’s just not continue this discussion who would win , we all know that the...
This is truth
Named character wins
crisp heath
An ogryn cracking open terminator armor like crab legs
normal light
Always
storm jungle
An ogryn cracking open terminator armor like crab legs
normal light
https://tenor.com/view/cajun-style-cajun-food-cajun-crab-gif-11011019
NOOOOOOO 🦀
warm notch
What’s the lore implication of Daemonhosts giving the team +50% more plasteel on death
And how come my teammates insist on not killing it
storm jungle
the plasteel is stored in the cranium
warm notch
Ah so we have to bonk it out of the Daemonhost
I’m going to attack every Daemonhost I see from now on
Thanks
storm jungle
np np
crisp heath
And how come my teammates insist on not killing it
I run a shield ogryn and just bonk and Tonk every daemonhosts I see
green wedge
And how come my teammates insist on not killing it
most people dont know how to fight them, they're pretty overwhelming if you dont know what you're doin I guess lol
a templar with a half decent build and like....... 1 krak grenade to make sure is plenty in my experience lol
warm notch
I’m shitposting lol
green wedge
And Im too autistic not to answer a rhetorical question sorry lol
warm notch
No no no it’s fine
green wedge
be kinda neat if you could play a blank though
storm jungle
Kill em Jackie, you know you must do
green wedge
Like Jurgen
storm jungle
green wedge
got me thinkin
storm jungle
Limbo consider this
why would you need that
when you already got teammates that hate you and dont trust you
green wedge
Haha
storm jungle
I joke but 💀
storm jungle
finally, a class that makes psykers useless
warm notch
I’m a firm believer in “shit happens”
green wedge
I'd love to see it play out honestly lol
warm notch
Idk how you can play a game like Left 4 Dead and not have that kind of attitude
green wedge
like your psyker is just a useless fleshbag while in coherency with a blank or something lol
warm notch
Sometimes the director absolutely hates your guts and sometimes it’s all sunshine and rainbows on hi-int gauntlet
urban spire
Like Jurgen
urban spire
RIGHT?
crisp heath
green wedge
hahaha
urban spire
idk what fucking women has to do with it
storm jungle
idk what fucking women has to do with it
its how you can tell a guy made this meme
crisp heath
I don't either especially since Vail really isn't supportive of that action
green wedge
it kinda gives Amberly an oddly sinister voyeuristic characater actually lol
crisp heath
Amberley "and then they had a nice dinner and went to sleep in separate rooms and never saw each other again" Vail
green loom
when you already got teammates that hate you and dont trust you
I hate and don't trust any teammates
Because I will inevitably have to kill absolutely everything
because the 3 metachasing nut-brained psykers I got who can't kill dick sure as shit won't do anything
jade holly
because the 3 metachasing nut-brained psykers I got who can't kill dick sure as ...
laughs in melee Psyker who keeps himself at 100% with his force sword power
green wedge
The fact Amberly obviously censors Ciaphas reminiscing about their ah... intimate moments is actually a pretty charming aspect of the presentation for me lol. Especially how she doesnt make any comments when hes talking about how hot she is but if he says she was eating like a pig she'll cut in like "No I was not!"
hasty coral
Sometimes the director absolutely hates your guts and sometimes it’s all sunshin...
It’s called HIST
It’s a pretty normal modifier
crisp heath
it kinda gives Amberly an oddly sinister voyeuristic characater actually lol
"Remember, Commissar, the Inquisition is watching everything you do. Everything."
warm notch
It’s called HIST
Argonians are hot
hasty coral
So I abbreviate it to HIST
hasty coral
Argonians are hot
I hate how I understand that reference
green loom
MAKE IT STOP
warm notch
I hate how I understand that reference
Fellow TrueSTL shitposter?
hasty coral
Unfortunately yes
warm notch
This is so sad
crisp heath
The fact Amberly obviously censors Ciaphas reminiscing about their ah... intimat...
"That was a dumb place for a table anyway"
jade holly
I’m the type of Psyker to get himself to 100, purposefully begin peril of the warp explosion, then use venting Shreik to stop it, just for fun
hasty coral
I hate how much of ES lore is a fucking meme
urban spire
idk what truestl is but i know what a hist tree is
hasty coral
Like UNCHANGED
warm notch
I’m the type of Psyker to get himself to 100, purposefully begin peril of the wa...
Edging peril explosion lmao
You’re a masochist
warm notch
Yep :)
jade holly
Edging peril explosion lmao
I don’t edge it, I blue ball it to Hell and back
My entire gameplan is to sit at 100% peril for all those schweet schweet buffs
crisp heath
Venting shriek bb melee psykers works okay ish
jade holly
Warp rider my beloved
jade holly
Venting shriek bb melee psykers works okay ish
Been working for me
green loom
"Oh look 2 psykers with assail and voidstrike, I wonder how useful they'll be"
hasty coral
"Oh look 2 psykers with assail and voidstrike, I wonder how useful they'll be"
It’s baffling how many of them are useless
green loom
I killed 4 maulers, 2 crushers and a bulwark with slugs before they fired off one Voidstrike projectile
warm notch
I hate how much of ES lore is a fucking meme
TrueSTL has recently been getting outdone by the main Skyrim subreddit
hasty coral
You are special and group deleters
warm notch
It’s comical
jade holly
I would run Smite more if it had lingering effects after using it or it spread faster at the instant of casting
jade holly
I use Purgatus for CC and to stagger an enemy so I can land some melee hits
crisp heath
The Adeptus Astra Telepathica needs to start giving the psykers steroids and get them on a gym regimen to unleashed a horde of muscle wizards on the enemies of man
jade holly
The Adeptus Astra Telepathica needs to start giving the psykers steroids and get...
We just call those the Grey Knights
hasty coral
TrueSTL has recently been getting outdone by the main Skyrim subreddit
Have they though?
urban spire
psychic powers fucks you up
warm notch
Sorry, maniacal tissue papered whimps
jade holly
Because we’re low tier Psykers
grave sparrow
thousand sons were pretty sturdy
warm notch
They need to hit the gym ffs
jade holly
The Grey Knights and Big E are high tier Psykers
urban spire
grey knights and big E are boring and not worth discussing
warm notch
Have they though?
Buena tarde amiga
jade holly
grey knights and big E are boring and not worth discussing
Imagine gatekeeping lore discussion
urban spire
i don't think that's what gatekeeping means
green loom
I mean they're also right, it's a pretty boring topic
green wedge
thousand sons were pretty sturdy
a. astartes
b. cult of Pavoni
storm jungle
Cinless spitting mad facts rn
warm notch
Cadians were the true gatekeepers
green wedge
You never hear about physiokinesis in the current setting
jade holly
Smh, mods are supposed to be neutral
crisp heath
Imagine you're a drukhari slaver band and some shirtless guy walks up, starts beating up an entire wych cult 1 on 1, and you finally have him pinned and ready for transport to the slave pens and he just electrocutes you with his brain
green wedge
I think you kind of assume all librarians just do it to some extent
storm jungle
Imagine you're a drukhari slaver band and some shirtless guy walks up, starts be...
are we talking about a normal psyker
if so dark eldar got like hundreds of counters for these people lol
or you just shoot them
crisp heath
are we talking about a normal psyker
No we're talking about Imperial Muscle Wizards
warm notch
Can Psykers outsmart bullet
storm jungle
No we're talking about Imperial Muscle Wizards
Same thing lmao
yall really underestimate how wacky dark eldar tech is
green wedge
Thats just the Cult of Pavoni
hasty coral
or you **just shoot them**
Except that mf wizard who can shit out laser beams
crisp heath
He'll just punch it
urban spire
biomancers can be muscle wizards