#40k-lore-chat

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green loom
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Slaaneshi chars would look fancy
So lots of nice clothes, jewelry

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Maybe for the more daemonic/nuts ones they're torn to reveal mutations

celest dome
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Yeah, I'm trying to make it more of a combination of factions, like Khorne getting an Enforcer/Convict faction, and Tzeentch getting Ash Nomad

storm jungle
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oh you are doing Necro?

celest dome
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Necro ?

storm jungle
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Necromunda

celest dome
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Ah, somehat, mostly imagining what/how they could have aestetically different factions in Darktide

green loom
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I need more refs for fancy 40k bionics

celest dome
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But otherwise I did have an Ash Nomad list themed on Tzeentchian cults

storm jungle
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I actually tried that myself with a commission

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one sec

keen stratus
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thats cute

queen laurel
storm jungle
storm jungle
storm jungle
jade holly
verbal path
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kanna_hmm Why does the art seem familiar

storm jungle
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Beats me, Eliz is not that popular i think

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shame tbh girl is a good artist

keen stratus
storm jungle
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They are mine, the text just says she draw em

jade holly
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Right click

storm jungle
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💀

verbal path
keen stratus
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my secret move:

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Ctr C+ Ctrl V

green loom
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My secret move

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Paper and pencil

keen stratus
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you have to do work for that

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the point here is to avoid work

green loom
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I don't work, I have fun

keen stratus
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Why does this even exists

queen laurel
keen stratus
near wasp
verbal path
broken zealot
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Need Admech scented candle

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frankincense and motor oil with a hint of burnt circutry

crisp heath
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Would the golden throne have eternally damned Magnus to sit on it for all time if everything worked out to the emperors vision

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Like would he just be stuck there as a battery and nothing else

rose thorn
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Intrusive thoughts are telling me to start a melee guard army

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‘But I don’t like horde armies’

‘Says the demon player’

crisp heath
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That’s fucked

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Dad of the year

rose thorn
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The plan (unless the emperors was lying which is pretty probable) was the magnus would power the battery and in return magnus would be brain linked to the at the time in development Grey knights

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But that might be pre book lore idk

rose thorn
warped briar
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nothing but tools to further humanity

rose thorn
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Yeah the emperor is ironic like that it’s really funny

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Sigmar was a person, Emperor was a god lmao

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And gods are indifferent to human needs

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UH OH

tough haven
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Wait but wasn’t the whole thing that allowed the mechanicus to exist alongside the imperium, is them agreeing that the emperor is the Omnissiah, the physical avatar of the machine god?

tough haven
rose thorn
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Frr

storm jungle
tough haven
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Oh ok

storm jungle
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he ironically says this to a bunch of techpriests and they are horrified

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he then kills them of course because they are morons

rose thorn
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Inquisitor Karamazov is typing….

green loom
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Also tech priests in general hold varied views on if Emps is the omnissiah or not

tough haven
green loom
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The Blackstone Fortress ones

tough haven
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Ah

storm jungle
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its a short story

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with a very original name

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Just 12 pages and someone apparently uploaded a full PDF on google lmao

green loom
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Also important thing to note

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The Omnissiah isn't the machine god

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It's more the Messenger/avatar of the Machine God

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It's tech Jesus basically KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
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as the last part says yep Messiah

rose thorn
# storm jungle

Oh yeah I’m pretty sure you get the character short stories for free with Blackstone

rose thorn
celest dome
rose thorn
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Unless we talking one of the other 60 versions Christianity which I’m not gonna want to get into

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What I know is based off Eastern Catholic SkullyBones

celest dome
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Holy Spirit is the thing that goes down to the apostle no ?

rose thorn
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I’m 90% sure it’s like, religion dependent, and probably location specific

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what I learned is that a fragment of God is in every human so humans are the holiest species so I assume that’s what the motive force is trying to be. But also I was a dumbass kid when my baby sitter took me to church

celest dome
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Wait so what is the Holy Spirit then ?

jade holly
celest dome
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Like the trinity imply that they are 3 but also 1 and the same

jade holly
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The holy Trinity is essentially saying the father, son, and Holy Spirit are one in the same

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The Holy Spirit itself is the divine influence throughout everything

rose thorn
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Imma be real i think maybe having this religion conversation probably isnt the best idea in a warhammer discord

jade holly
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Yeah

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Idk why it started

rose thorn
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asdmech

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admech

jade holly
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I just gave my $0.50 on it

rose thorn
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lets talk about areal topic, what faction do you want adde to 40k thats in lore

jade holly
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What are my options

rose thorn
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if its been mentioned in the lore

celest dome
celest dome
rose thorn
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yeah but its a touchy topic that has real world meanings

jade holly
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Considering I am a Christian here

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I don’t mind

rose thorn
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Yeah but its literally the most common religion on the planet

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Probability states

jade holly
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As long as there’s no Mormons around we’ll be fine

rose thorn
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LMAO

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Id say thats mean

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but i doubt any mormons are like in the 40k community

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but still

celest dome
rose thorn
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‘An imperial fist is here for something and is pretty annoyed’

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Just basically a one shot kill tank that walks around from one side to the other

rose thorn
celest dome
celest dome
rose thorn
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Trueee

tough haven
queen laurel
celest dome
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Black stone Fortress short story. Every character got 1 (or twice)

hasty coral
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Are psychic powers (the ability to manipulate the warp essentially) truly that rare?

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And if so

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Why?

arctic talon
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They’re like

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Rareish

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But every planet will have a few born

hasty coral
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But why are they rare at all?

arctic talon
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Genetics shrugpriest

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Warp bullshit

hasty coral
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Isn’t the warp and the soul something almost everyone has access to?

arctic talon
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Yes

hasty coral
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Besides Blanks

arctic talon
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But psykers have an especially big soul

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And powerful one

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Tbf blanks have a “soul”

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It’s just got a negative charge

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They feel the effects of the pariah nexus still

queen laurel
hasty coral
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What does that even mean

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How does that happen?

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How is a soul’s size determined?

near wasp
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Its a genetic mutation

hasty coral
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Can it grow and shrink?

queen laurel
arctic talon
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A Psyker is a psyker for life

hasty coral
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Which part of my genome determines souls lol

arctic talon
queen laurel
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That's why elder souls in particular are a favorite among the demons

arctic talon
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It’s a mutation technically

hasty coral
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By souls do they mean consciousness? Because a LOT of 40k is science based

arctic talon
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All psykers are abhumans technically

hasty coral
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Even the warp is too an extent

queen laurel
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Since they are so psychically powerful their souls are bright as ****

arctic talon
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If you lose your soul you sorta just go

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Comatose

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Sorta like a zombie

queen laurel
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the blanks of course

arctic talon
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Blanks have an anti soul

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Or some equivalent

queen laurel
hasty coral
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Because psychic powers in fiction are mind stuff

arctic talon
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As proven by warzone pariah nexus which has a blank getting messed up

hasty coral
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And most of 40k is mind powers

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But now there is an extra soul bit?

arctic talon
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Psychic powers are based on how strong your soul and force of will is

hasty coral
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So something biological controls souls?

arctic talon
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Most likely

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Psykers and pariah’s are both referred to as mutants

hasty coral
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I assume it’s a brain piece

arctic talon
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There’s something different about them genetically

hasty coral
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Because the use of “psychic powers” and a link to consciousness is not just a coincidence

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Also warp being thought based

hasty coral
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How was Tzeentch born again?

arctic talon
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Slaanesh was already around technically as well

hasty coral
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Nurgle was black plague right? Or just around that time?

arctic talon
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Their “birth” was them rising to the level of the other chaos gods

arctic talon
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Khorne was around the war in heaven

hasty coral
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I assume it wasn’t JUST the black plague

arctic talon
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Also due to warp bullshit

hasty coral
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Because that was relatively small

arctic talon
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Slaanesh retroactively helped birth themselves

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As did most of the chaos gods

hasty coral
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Compared to the universe

near wasp
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It was rumored the chaos gods were created due to humans emotions but its extremely self centered of humanity

hasty coral
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It’s not

arctic talon
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Belakor isn’t a human in 40K

hasty coral
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Just humans

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War in heaven proves this

arctic talon
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Which is funny to think about

hasty coral
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Now do humans have a significant presence in the warp even without the mutation

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Absolutely

near wasp
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The chaos gods probably existed since after the war in heaven

hasty coral
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Yes

arctic talon
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Humans have decently juicy souls

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Just small compared to eldar who have the tastiest souls of all

hasty coral
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Hence why Khrone will be the final big bad, because he is the eldest and a representation of the most catastrophic event in all of 40k

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Him or Nurgle

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But money is on Khrone

near wasp
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Khornes the strongest right now but if peace somehow is allowed to prosper and the galaxy stagnates itll be nurgle

hasty coral
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His birth was probably the most significant event in 40k

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As it is related to the corruption of the warp

hasty coral
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But it’s more story wise

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He just represents the largest mistake ever made

near wasp
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Tzeentch will never win the great game

hasty coral
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Tzeentch will last laugh the galaxy

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Help another chaos god grow stronger

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Basically just fuck us over

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That’s what he would do

queen laurel
warped briar
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nurgle best to follow

hasty coral
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Well yeah

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Because there is A philosophical arguement of his morality

median marsh
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the great game is an eternal stalemate with no winner intended, Khorne could end them all but doesnt

queen laurel
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Nurgle tzeentch and slannesh will gang up on him and beat him down a few pegs

hasty coral
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Even if it’s super twisted

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Nurgle can be saved/spilt

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When the warp is healed

hasty coral
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As can Tzeentch and Slaanesh

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But mainly Nurgle is the conceptual realm that can be saved

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Isha being the one who helps it along

near wasp
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God of life, god of honor, god of ambitions and god of joy

hasty coral
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Nurgle is the realm of life that was literally infected by disease and death

hasty coral
thick cedar
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Saw a video where it speculates Zola is a genestealer and has some pretty convincing stuff consistent with how genestealers operate.... Except one issue.

Zola has hair

hasty coral
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Can genestealers not have hair?

arctic talon
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Zola has hair and we can see her forehead

thick cedar
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Unless darktide is going to retcon that bit about genestealers i dont think its sola

arctic talon
hasty coral
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Ah

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Neat

arctic talon
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Zola doesn’t have the genestealer bump

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Maybe she got kissed by a genestealer at some point

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But I don’t find it likely

arctic talon
# hasty coral 😳

It’s pretty much just getting pinned down and having your genetics fucked with so whenever you have a kid it’s a hybrid, also you’ll want to have sex after it lol

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So you can spread it more

hasty coral
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💀

arctic talon
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It’s meant to be like giger’s stuff

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And it really gives that vibe

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Tldr getting kissed like a genestealer is like getting roofied

celest dome
hasty coral
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Our people are literally constantly on drugs

median marsh
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a single line appears
youtuber: HARD CONFIRM

hasty coral
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Schizo is an understatement

arctic talon
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Stimulants make you fight better

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Take your munitorum brand meth

hasty coral
median marsh
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i hate view farmers

arctic talon
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Before hitting the ground

hasty coral
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Fatshark is notorious for a shit ton of foreshadowing, but not all the dialogue is, some of it is just world references or for laughs

celest dome
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And tbh. GSC have quite a few references. But it stink of red hering. Like this is really not from FS's book

arctic talon
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The 2 Zola’s isn’t a genestealer thing tbf

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It’s just like

hasty coral
arctic talon
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Her past vs her present life

hasty coral
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Without that

median marsh
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i still stand by my point that its a tad too early to introduce GSCs considering the Heretics arent even fully finished yet

arctic talon
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Cultists of other varieties

celest dome
hasty coral
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It would just be a world reference

arctic talon
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Beastmen came out of nowhere

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In winds of magic

hasty coral
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In VT

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As well as future maps

celest dome
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Not really. Like GK had news 1 week before it dropped. And for each it was thr same

hasty coral
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You could also say it was all character growth foreshadowing

arctic talon
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I would not call turning into a sister of the thorn character growth

celest dome
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Like except Necro all came out somewhat unknown before we got anything

hasty coral
celest dome
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We just got journals that explained them

hasty coral
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Kruber being a faithless mercenary
Bardin embracing his outcast nature
Kerillian embracing her penance
Saltz committing to his faith
Sienna searching for non fire powers

celest dome
hasty coral
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Not all of them are concrete

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But they were arguably there

hasty coral
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Kruber the most

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All his dracenfels stuff was about failing and being a mercenary

arctic talon
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I can't wait for literal Lumber foot Kerellian in the inevtible AoS tide

celest dome
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Like the whole idea for Kerillian was that she worked for the wellbeing of the Weave

thick cedar
celest dome
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Which is what the Sisters are all about

thick cedar
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But unless they retcon the bald hybrid bit

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could be something else

arctic talon
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The 2 zolas thing

celest dome
arctic talon
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is her life as a ganger vs her life as an explicator

green loom
celest dome
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And most likely to her origin in Tertium

green loom
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Like she doesn't shut up about her old life lmao

arctic talon
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becoming an explicator pretty much means she's cast off her old life

celest dome
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People are seeing what they want to see

arctic talon
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and she's still like

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thinking about it constantly when she shouldn't

green loom
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Like the one thing that's likely imo is the 2nd hive, probably for some sort of chaos wastes esque thing

arctic talon
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tbf we know the people in the 2nd hive are alive still

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thank you Loner

celest dome
hasty coral
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I mean Saltz was always a hard worshipper

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Sienna is the weakest though

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Agreed

arctic talon
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Saltz was losing faith

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Warrior Priest was a "rebirth" of his faith

hasty coral
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Exactly

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And then he doubled down

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In a new way

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But still in his faith

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Sienna should have learned to control her flames

normal light
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Be aware ratman are all ready in your house 🐀

arctic talon
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Honestly

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I'm not sure what they could have done with Sienna

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for her 4th career

warm notch
celest dome
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If they wanted to have the summon technology they could have done it with Elementals

arctic talon
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her going full necromancer is very strange

warm notch
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Making sienna a necromancer is a perfect way to inject some drama into the group dynamic

hasty coral
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Yeah necro is cool

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But it doesn’t super fit besides dangerous magic

celest dome
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But I would have loved a Bright Wizard that is themed on the Embodiment of Aqshy, being able to transform into flaming colosse

arctic talon
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Its good for the drama

warm notch
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There’s some dialogue implying that sienna is possessed by her late sister

arctic talon
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but we also aren't in that like stage yet

warm notch
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Or part of her is possessed

arctic talon
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of the endtimes

median marsh
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Salt sounds geniunely heartbroken with Siennas new path

crisp heath
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40k > fantasy

arctic talon
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also Sienna absolutely has her sister in her head

median marsh
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instead of his usual rage

arctic talon
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I mean yeah

warm notch
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He’s disappointed

arctic talon
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Sienna literally relapsed

warm notch
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Which is worse

celest dome
arctic talon
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Yeah

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Big N being up and about sorta

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you know

celest dome
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It is already the case though
It's noted in her preview iirc

hasty coral
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Her doubts were that in the end she DID regret some things she did

hasty coral
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So Sienna should have grown to truly master her fire

arctic talon
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Wait is he up and about?

hasty coral
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Less outright strength

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And more control

warm notch
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It speaks volumes that Saltz is discussing with Kruber a way to bring both of their deity’s blessings to help cure her

arctic talon
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Oh well

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big N is around

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Ubersreik 5 aren't long for this world lol

warm notch
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What’s meant by Big N lol

arctic talon
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Nagash

warm notch
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Ahh

arctic talon
hasty coral
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They did not go down great paths

celest dome
arctic talon
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Kerllian at least still questions if she made the right choice

hasty coral
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Kerillian clearly refuses to forgive herself and care about others

hasty coral
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Kruber and Saltz found a new path

arctic talon
hasty coral
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Bardin found his inner piece

arctic talon
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and becoming a sister of the thorn was her "logical" conclusion

warm notch
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Kerillian x Kruber is the logical conclusion

hasty coral
arctic talon
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Yeah

hasty coral
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Even in the revamp

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Same ending

arctic talon
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she's going to be getting tortured for all of eternity by slaanesh anyways till AoS

warm notch
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They both are kinda eternal

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So you know

celest dome
hasty coral
arctic talon
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or at least 99.9% of them

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and then got very sleepy and sort of just decided to lie down lol

hasty coral
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Bardin learned to forgive himself and embrace himself

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Bardin stays winning

queen laurel
arctic talon
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and then the reborn Elven gods sort of just

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tied slaanesh down

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and forced them to puke up the souls

celest dome
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Did those that became the new wood elve come from those eaten ?

arctic talon
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all the AoS elves do

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technically

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most of them rather

celest dome
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I though only fish elf were like that

arctic talon
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There's elves who aren't

queen laurel
arctic talon
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And it went horribly wrong

queen laurel
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Did something happen to them for them to end up teaming up with the human order of all things

arctic talon
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because they didn't erase enough lol

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so they suffer from super PTSD

queen laurel
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Considering that humans used to loot lustria

warm notch
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Wtf is super PTSD

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That sounds cool

arctic talon
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and you have a perfect memory of all of it

warm notch
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That’s wild

arctic talon
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the Lizardmen and humans still fight a lot

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but Chaos is worse

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Also the fact that Lizardmen sometimes make an inkling of an attempt at communication

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with the other Order factions

celest dome
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warm notch
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I just want Kerillian to get with Kruber is that so much to ask for

arctic talon
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No

celest dome
warm notch
arctic talon
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Maybe in AoS lol

crisp heath
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Yes

arctic talon
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the only one of the characters from VT who don't have an easy way to make it into AoS

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is Baradin

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actually

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he technically could show up as an undead lol

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@celest dome I love the idea

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the unit variety is cool as well

celest dome
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There were those rumours that there was gonna be a 4th (?) Dwarf faction that were gonna be Old World Dwarf that would have turned to stone or something

queen laurel
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shame lizard men don't exist in warhammer 40k, they are on my top three favorite factions for a fictional army the second one being the ogres and the first one being the obvious orks

queen laurel
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Warhammer orcs are one of the more fun things I like about fiction

arctic talon
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some Lizardmen are also literal like

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Order daemons almost

queen laurel
arctic talon
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also Skaven having generational PTSD from the lizardmen is great lol

queen laurel
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You can make a robot have more personality than they have

arctic talon
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They have flashbacks to the jungle of lustria

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while trying to take a Lizardman temple

queen laurel
celest dome
arctic talon
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the fact some lizardmen bleed the literal essence of Azyr/Hysh is

celest dome
arctic talon
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intresting lol

queen laurel
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The skinks are definitely the most outgoing

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the saurus and Kroxigors are extremely straightforward to their jobs

arctic talon
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Skinks are still the only ones with any real personality lol

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they're the only lizardmen species you can find a large amount of in Order aligned areas controlled by non Lizardmen

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they also sometimes murder a bunch of chaos cultists and sacrifice them in some weird ritual

green loom
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Skink power

arctic talon
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10/10 I love skinks

lunar harness
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skinks are basically the civilians / normal people of the lizardmen yea

celest dome
normal light
lunar harness
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everyone else is a genetically engineered tool so...

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it makes sense. they only spawn the other variants for specific purposes

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skinks do everything unlike the rest of the lizardmen

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they craft, lead, write and do religion, fight in wars trade with other species

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I'm pretty sure they chose what to spawn as well

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because many lizardmen settlements don't have slan anymore

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Kroq'gar is great

lunar harness
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i like kroxigors they are cute

arctic talon
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The weirdest dynamic in one of the Cities of Sigmar is that theres a bunch of necromancers in one

queen laurel
arctic talon
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and they constantly invite a stormcasts to their like

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temple completion

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lol

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and then the stormcasts destroy the temple

queen laurel
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love to see it

arctic talon
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and they keep on doing it

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so like shrugpriest

lunar harness
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every lizardman form has a purpose under the "great plan" which is essentially a million year old terraforming project gone wrong

arctic talon
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its intresting

lunar harness
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so not all of them are going to be good at everything

queen laurel
arctic talon
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In a way yes

lunar harness
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kroxigors probably benifit from being low level intelligence because the skinks do all that higher level thinking

celest dome
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I so much want to see a Tide game against the Lizardmen

arctic talon
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And yeah the Korxigor has a Skink friend lol

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its a intresting dynamic because it swaps between the 2's pov

arctic talon
lunar harness
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i like that skinks and kroxigors are aquatic, they are really good swimmers

celest dome
queen laurel
arctic talon
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lots of variety in what you could play as for chaos as well

lunar harness
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can we just play as lizardmen??

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:3

arctic talon
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lack of good banter BadTakes

celest dome
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1 character for each Chaos god + 1 either Undivded, Beastman (Beastfiend) or maybe even a Skaven

lunar harness
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which friend are you? the serious saurus friend, the skink zealot freak friend? the skink stealth ranger friend, the big hungry kroxigor friend?

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Skink mentions they want to cut the heart out and eat it

lunar harness
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you can definitely have good banter between the lizardmen species

arctic talon
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you can

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its just harder

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they also aren't assholes to each other really

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so we can't get that classic Fatshark inter-party dickmeasuring contest

queen laurel
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i've never heard a lizard man speak english

arctic talon
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I think literally only Skinks have been recorded speaking it

lunar harness
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like imagine a really religious zealot type skink saying salztpyre esque things and being annoyed at a chameleon skink who likes to take trinkets from the rats they kill and doesn't like it

celest dome
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I think if we had a game where we played as LM it would obv have different sub-species, but for Banter possibilities it would also need to have different origin (Different temple cities)

celest dome
queen laurel
lunar harness
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yea

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and they all have like a snake lisp like how snakes talk in movies lol

celest dome
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If they do a character based tide game with LM as player faction:
Saurus
Skink Priest (Magic)
Skink Red Crest
Kroxigor (Melee only)
And as 5th maybe an Amazonian ? Those could be a fun tie in

queen laurel
arctic talon
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yeah

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only humans who get along with them iirc

celest dome
lunar harness
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the empire is trying to pillage lustria so it's not like they are the good guys lol

urban spire
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they have laspistols

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that's all i know about them

arctic talon
queen laurel
arctic talon
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And by whats coming I mean the horde of angry lizards

queen laurel
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It's basically nonexistent at that point

celest dome
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Still is present in less old lore

urban spire
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don't care, it's fun

queen laurel
urban spire
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if old lore is better i go with that

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it's hardly unique

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how many people still say imperial guard?

arctic talon
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plenty

queen laurel
arctic talon
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they're still called guard as well in a lot of books

urban spire
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astra what? you're in the guard son

queen laurel
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Imperial guard is not that old

arctic talon
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astra militarum is fancy talk

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lol

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high gothic name 🤓

queen laurel
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like the Astra Telepathica

urban spire
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GW getting called on their copyright bullshit with "space marine" was so funny

queen laurel
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what the **** is even that

arctic talon
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Astra

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space

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Telepathica

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mind magic

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I made this up

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just like GW made those words up

urban spire
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astra is stars

queen laurel
arctic talon
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fuck

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I thought astra meant space

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💀

urban spire
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it's where we get terms like disaster

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dis (bad) aster (star)

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it's an astrological expression

queen laurel
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Adeptus seems to be talking to the elite groups of the imperium as a whole

urban spire
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and this is speculation but tele is something remote while pathica is probably from pathos

queen laurel
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adeptus astartes

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Custodes stuff like that

celest dome
arctic talon
queen laurel
arctic talon
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Oh god

urban spire
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ah it's tele (distant) patheia (feelings, perception, passion etc.)

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anyway more like the adeptus astra telePATHETICa

queen laurel
urban spire
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i love them

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it's just fun to say telepathetic

queen laurel
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we have someone who is pretty sane here

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i am totally not referencing a certain person in this discord

urban spire
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i don't remember who that could be

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this channel is a bucket for bad takes that is regularly lowered into the well of horrible opinions

arctic talon
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Hi

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its me

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do you want a horrible take

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I've got plenty I've stolen from forums

urban spire
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my bucket runneth over

queen laurel
urban spire
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ok now i'm intrigued

queen laurel
arctic talon
queen laurel
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I've seen stupid people but they can't be that stupid

queen laurel
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alright shoot your shot let me see

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i'm craving brain damage for tonight

arctic talon
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I don't want to

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get brain damage

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Imperium is justified

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everyone is wrong

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Tau are just as bad as the imperium

queen laurel
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said brain damage not brain annihilation

urban spire
arctic talon
sharp river
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im just getting into 40k and this shit is wild

warped briar
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not as wild as the eldar

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mfs created a chaos god ffs

ripe ravine
crisp heath
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The rejects could easily kill a space marine imo

storm jungle
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If they got an ogryn that chance goes up to 150%

celest dome
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Yes

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Doesn't change that they shouldn't happen here

crisp heath
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It totally should, we kill things that would put space marines to shame already so it’s totally fine if we fight a plague marine, probably with a timed mechanic like steady corruption creep

normal light
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Like we already have access to Krak , Plasma and Bolter

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what else do you need?

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Also a lot of power weapons

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And eviscerator`s

crisp heath
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And ogryn rock

celest dome
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  1. Darktide doesn't need SM, it's a good thing they aren't here, it's refreshing
  2. How do you explain their presence on Atoma ? The rest we see are things that can "easily" explained via summonings
normal light
queen laurel
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And it only really produces special leman russ tanks that have extra thick armor

celest dome
normal light
normal light
queen laurel
crisp heath
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Atoma doesn’t need to be close for plague marines to be there tbh, and there’s already a nurgle infestation who’s to say they aren’t opening warp @portals

normal light
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also just cause havoc and terror because , like

crisp heath
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That’s what chaos does

normal light
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Some funky Plague Champions wants to prove himself to Nurgle

patent ivy
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Can someone explain to me why Medicae has a dude's torso in it?

celest dome
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Servitors

patent ivy
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I'm new to this series

celest dome
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Warhammer 40k Wiki

A servitor is the catch-all term applied to a wide class of mindless, cybernetic drones created from a fusion of Human flesh and robotic technology that are used to carry out simple, manual tasks...

queen laurel
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Humans that have been lobotomized to serve specific task s

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Repair buildings

patent ivy
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Ah okay thanks

queen laurel
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Carry extremely dangerous weaponry

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A lot of things

celest dome
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Basically AI/Machines once revolted against humanity, since then they take people and make them into Servitors instead

patent ivy
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Oh gotcha

warm notch
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Who knows

queen laurel
normal light
crisp heath
warm notch
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I’m just saying that Atoma is probs more important than we realize

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For whatever reason

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I kinda like not having space marines around

crisp heath
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Space marines as enemies would be something not done before, and they don’t need to be all over the place

storm jungle
crisp heath
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One or two would be easy for us to handle

storm jungle
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Marines are never gonna be in this game to any capacity

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neither loyalist or traitor

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as Abnett himself has said this is a game about humans

queen laurel
crisp heath
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That’s already not even true lol they make an appearance in one of the maps

storm jungle
crisp heath
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And are referenced a ton

storm jungle
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Yeah because people know of them

green loom
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Yeah they're mythical warriors

storm jungle
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💀

crisp heath
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More like because they are adding them OMEGALUL

green loom
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The full on angels of god lel

celest dome
warm notch
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I honestly believe that they didn’t do it because they didn’t have enough time for balancing before launch

celest dome
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Damn mate is doing the GSC thing but for SM chadgryn

warm notch
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Fingers crossed that they’d be able to later

green loom
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I mean

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Not really

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They wouldn't be random mooks for one

crisp heath
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GSC is pretty close already it seems like

celest dome
crisp heath
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Didn’t they add capabilities for enemy Ai to fight each other recently

warm notch
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I’m talking about weapon customization

warm notch
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Not Space marines

crisp heath
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GSC wouldn’t require a ton of changes to be added

warm notch
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They added capabilities for friendly ai to fight enemy ai

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Difference

green loom
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No they'd only require an entirely new pack of voice lines, an entire new pack of models, an entirely new pack of maps....

crisp heath
storm jungle
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thats your first mistake

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💀

crisp heath
celest dome
green loom
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I don't get this community

queen laurel
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Why would you believe on a youtuber full force without even having a grain of salt

green loom
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"they want me to spend money for skins!!!!! Shills!!!??"
"DLC that'll suck????? TAKE MY GOD DAMN MONEY!!!"

storm jungle
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Darktide youtubers are basically the epitome of:

"Hey they should add this it would be so cool."

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then dont realise how game development works at all

celest dome
storm jungle
crisp heath
queen laurel
warm notch
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Vermintide has a lot of map dlc

crisp heath
green loom
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Yeah vermintide

warm notch
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It’s within the realm of possibility

celest dome
green loom
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Isn't Darktide supposed to be a weird live-service model?

storm jungle
celest dome
warm notch
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I wouldn’t be opposed to paying for map DLC cuz they usually come with new weapons and stuff

crisp heath
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Then*

celest dome
crisp heath
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Admech class soon?

celest dome
crisp heath
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Pet/summon for servitor sounds like it fits perfectly

crisp heath
keen stratus
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sorry if youre not one but

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i have a reflex at this point

warm notch
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The Imperium has fallen

storm jungle
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Billions must be banned

near wasp
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Millions must be purged

storm jungle
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or that also works

near wasp
celest dome
warm notch
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Femboy Adepta Sororitas when

near wasp
keen stratus
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saying that

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and thinking that

near wasp
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This community has like 5 jokes

keen stratus
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and also

warm notch
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No way you mean that the Imperium of Mankind is an allegory for real world concepts

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I thought they were all based

near wasp
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Let them eat cake

green loom
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I have some important lore right here

queen laurel
warm notch
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Sister, sister*

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UwU

storm jungle
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not that you can ever disagree or talk back to me

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this isn't prison

green loom
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I disagree with you

warm notch
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That’s it it’s the Oubliette for you

green loom
warm notch
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The moderator wills it

queen laurel
storm jungle
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The discord has fallen, billions must be locked out of every chat but #general-chat

queen laurel
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Which one is it

near wasp
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Noooooo

keen stratus
green loom
keen stratus
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Thats it

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om gonna go slaaneshi

near wasp
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I do anything to aviod general

green loom
queen laurel
warm notch
green loom
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And less very bad takes

celest dome
keen stratus
queen laurel
keen stratus
queen laurel
remote widget
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I have a very important versus question. Ogryn versus that little guy with great hair on the SA rugby team

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Who wins

green loom
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Ogryn are all professional blood bowl players

queen laurel
queen laurel
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You would not want to feel the tackle from one

remote widget
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#9

arctic talon
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Ogryn are built for rugby

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Puny humans are not

remote widget
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The fierce one who takes down all the big players

arctic talon
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It’s like Orcs being the second best species at Bloodbowl

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Before they realized there was a ball in the game

celest dome
queen laurel
arctic talon
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That’s why goblins are on Black orc teams

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Need someone to play with the ball while the boyz krump everyone else

celest dome
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Nuffle is the jock big brother of the 4 Chaos Gods, the 4 Chaos Gods are nerds tposegryn

celest dome
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Yeah, then Ogryn

arctic talon
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Ogryn lore wise

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Have more raw strength then a marine

queen laurel
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Yeah like i said they can move around 38 ton chimeras

arctic talon
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This is an atom bomb vs coughing baby situation

queen laurel
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Literally suplex a terminator

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And tear open a sentinel no problem

arctic talon
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I don’t care how good of a rugby player you are an ogryn is going to crush you flat

remote widget
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Yeah but he'd climb them

arctic talon
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Even if they’re playing by the rules

queen laurel
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They can get enough momentum to probably smash through an armored truck no problem

crisp heath
arctic talon
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Shame you can’t play a full ogre team in blood bowl lol

queen laurel
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Noblars are needed if you want the ball to go somewhere

arctic talon
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True

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At least the orcs make an effort to play the game lol

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After they learned about the ball

queen laurel
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I mean yes they will truck you in the face with their fists and probably decapitate your head but hey they at least try

arctic talon
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Simply do not get close to the goblin with the ball

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Indeed

outer wave
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Do we have much lore on Grey Ogryns btw?

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Are they mentioned elsewhere in 40k media or only in Darktide?

keen stratus
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youre the one who said redpilled

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just saying

celest dome
outer wave
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I thought they did from one Ogryn line?

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I may be misremembering

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I recall there's dialogue of Ogryn species come up in Darktide

arctic talon
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@queen laurel they made a goblin + skaven team

queen laurel
storm jungle
arctic talon
queen laurel
storm jungle
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but there isnt much beyond that they are a "mysterious" ogryn classification

keen stratus
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I have a question, what the heck happened in cadia?

outer wave
queen laurel
outer wave
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Im not Ogryn biased I swear

arctic talon
outer wave
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Like a race of smart, massive Ogryn that are relatively peaceful having to fight because they were found out

arctic talon
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Whole cadian sector is an absolute clusterfuck now

queen laurel
celest dome
remote widget
celest dome
arctic talon
celest dome
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We so much need a video game of Bloodbowl but as a real time game, I'd prefer football, but you know like the old Mario Striker games

arctic talon
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Slaanesh and tzeentch don’t have a bloodbowl team yet

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Somehow lol

celest dome
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Doesn't Nurgle have 2 ?

arctic talon
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Slaanesh team would actually be annoying as hell to play into

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So maybe not lol

queen laurel
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Motherfucker looks like he's ready to put me six feet under

arctic talon
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Nvm

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They merged them

keen stratus
#

What is bloodbowl?

remote widget
arctic talon
queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Where they discovered nuffle

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It’s warhammer American football

celest dome
#

American Football

arctic talon
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Except 10x more violent

queen laurel
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Yeah the orcs and dwarves basically discovered football in the universe and it became very popular to the point that wars don't even exist anymore everyone just wants to play blood ball

keen stratus
arctic talon
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Dark Elf’s ironically have one of the most killing orientated play styles

warm notch
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Bloodbowl described to me by the guy running the warhammer store was “American football but told secondhand to British people who know nothing about football”

arctic talon
queen laurel
arctic talon
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Because other elf teams are mostly about not killing and being fast

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Including the Elven Union one

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

It’s

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Not a good team lol

queen laurel
#

But the union probably has rules regarding on killing

arctic talon
#

You get none of the strengths of the individual elves imo

queen laurel
#

The dark elves only team probably don't have the rules

arctic talon
#

Nah wood elves also kill

crisp heath
queen laurel
#

So they just go full ballistics

arctic talon
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But they’re mostly good at shrugging off a hit

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Dark elves are just Orcs elf edition

queen laurel
crisp heath
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“British people try to think of a universe where it’s only war” and yeah, the amount of damage control people have to do to it work sometimes is horrible

arctic talon
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LOL

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That makes sense

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Damn high elves

queen laurel
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But a team on their own will probably kill

arctic talon
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No lizardman team yet either

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I want to see a Saurus in bloodbowl

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Or a kroxigor

queen laurel
# arctic talon That makes sense

I mean why won't you kill if you're fighting an orc team, even the weakest orc boy on the team can send you an 5 month coma with a single punch

arctic talon
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High elves are the weirdest team tbh

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They’re like

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Entirely based on passing and going fast lol

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Bro what

keen stratus
#

thats slaanesh for ya

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or what did you had in mind for the annoyance

warm notch
#

Contrary to popular belief Khorne is okay with sex, he just doesn’t want you to be weird about it

storm jungle
#

Boga can you genuinely behave

celest dome
storm jungle
#

I want to look away from this chat for 5 minutes 💀

keen stratus
#

ok sorry

warm notch
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Lol

queen laurel
#

The models are just older than cadia

arctic talon
warm notch
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Those figures are really cool

arctic talon
#

Prehistoric lol

queen laurel
#

Their uptodate interpretation with the newer games is definitely better

arctic talon
#

They do have bloodbowl minis

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But it’s 2 free agents

celest dome
#

Didn't they make a Star player Kroxigor ?

arctic talon
#

I think?

arctic talon
#

There’s a generic kroxigor big guy

queen laurel
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@arctic talon the lizard man in blood ball 3 even though the game is quite bad

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The models are definitely good

warm notch
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The lizards are uhhh

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Damn now I get the appeal of miniatures now

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I want some now 🤧

keen stratus
queen laurel
arctic talon
#

She fucking buried the ork 💀

keen stratus
#

so buy 3d printed if you can

keen stratus
queen laurel
keen stratus
# queen laurel Don't try anything or i will shoot you

(1)Totalidad e Interdependencia: Cambios en una unidad o parte producirĂĄn cambios en otras: interdependencia e interacciĂłn. (2)EntropĂ­a: tendencia a desgastarse, a desintegrarse, relajamiento de los estĂĄndares y aumento de la aleatoriedad. Las organizaciones sufren la entropĂ­a
(3)InformaciĂłn: Es un freno de la entropĂ­a. (4)Homeostasis: equilibrio dinĂĄmico entre las partes, obtenido por autorregulaciĂłn,autocontrol. Un mecanismo homeostĂĄtico es un dispositivo de control para mantener una variable dentro de lĂ­mites deseados (por ejemplo el piloto automĂĄtico, un termostato o regulador de temperaturas mĂ­nimas y mĂĄximas)
La OrganizaciĂłn es un sistema socio-tĂŠcnico abierto, dinĂĄmico y complejo. es unsistema de roles de los individuos que trabajan en ella.
TeorĂ­a sistemas propone un hombre funcional que se interrelaciona abiertamente conlos demĂĄs individuos de la organizaciĂłn. (5) PropĂłsito u Objetivo.

celest dome
#

Are there novels in Blood Bowls ?

queen laurel
arctic talon
keen stratus
#

do you speak spanish?

arctic talon
#

Bloodbowl has no real lore

#

Beyond warhammer football fantasy

celest dome
arctic talon
#

Everyone is a lot less racist

keen stratus
arctic talon
#

Also Kreek “The Verminator” Rustgouger is hilarious

queen laurel
#

No, ᛁ ᛋᛈᛖᚨᚴ ᚲᚺᚨᛟᛋ

keen stratus
celest dome
#

Maybe a PoV from a smaller faction that mount a team and basically has to scrap together to make a team, would be a great pitch, well off I am to have GW bankroll me into writing a BB novel

arctic talon
#

Would be fun lol

queen laurel
celest dome
#

I think Albion, Halfling (though they do have known players) or maybe VCoast ?

arctic talon
#

VCoast has a star player now

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Sorta

#

God the kroxigor looks high as hell lol

keen stratus
#

Is there any equivalent to messi in this world?

arctic talon
#

Looks like he was hitting a blunt

celest dome
#

Probably not as it's not the same sport

arctic talon
#

^

celest dome
#

There is the NBA though

arctic talon
#

It’s American football

queen laurel
keen stratus
arctic talon
#

Lol

queen laurel
# arctic talon Lol

Wolf in terms of greatness for a human in Blood bowl which one would come closest to nessi then

arctic talon
#

There’s a lot of dif star players

keen stratus
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cause american football is yankees crying and wanting to be special, so instead of playing rugby like any normal human been, they created their own version

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so they can be "the best at it"

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like baseball

warm notch
#

With more brain damage

warm notch
arctic talon
#

On the tabletop I hate Karla Von Kill lol

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Mostly since she is absurdly good at well

keen stratus
arctic talon
#

killing

warm notch
#

The baseball scene in Japan is huge

arctic talon
#

For the normal human team